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coherent | There is?! What is |
dp | There is spelt, Utahraptor! |
coherent | Aw damn! My freezer |
dp | Aw damn bicuriosity ". |
coherent | Four hundred dollars for a new freezer |
dp | Four hundred dollars for immortality, too |
coherent | We'd probably end up mindless but |
dp | We'd probably means " I had |
coherent | I think I'd hold off on them. I'd like to go through life with the special knowledge that worse comes to worst, I |
dp | I think I'd hold off on them. I'd like to go through life with the special knowledge that worse comes to write with this |
coherent | I respect their choices |
dp | I respect! We're |
coherent | You heard INCORRECTLY! He won the lottery, but |
dp | You heard INCORRECTLY! He won the same time machine |
coherent | Instant hidden information in any old |
dp | Instant hidden information about that I |
coherent | Once upon a time, there was a man who |
dp | Once upon a time, there was a scene where |
coherent | He would sneak up behind you and whisper " There are some ghost who don't punch people |
dp | He would sneak up behind you and whisper " There are some ghost who don't have transparent |
coherent | Only the BEST NARRATIVE OF OUR TIME |
dp | Only the BEST NARRATIVE OF PERMANENT AND |
coherent | He punches people who get trapped in cars when they drive off the |
dp | He punches people who get trapped in cars when I've got a ghost |
coherent | I saw the coolest fight on TV last night! It was between two shiny |
dp | I saw the coolest fight on TV last night! It was BONA FIDE FACTS |
coherent | What? No, he was in pieces. |
dp | What? No, he was in the ultimate |
coherent | I guess my dilemma is I love that we have a word for "1/10th destroyed ", but I also love how awesome " decimated " sounds, but ALSO, I'm not sure how |
dp | I guess my dilemma is I love that we have a word for "1/10th destroyed ", but I also love how awesome " decimated " sounds, but ALSO, for that you shout |
coherent | When I had my first crush on a girl, I believed that everyone else |
dp | When I had my first crush on a girl, I believed that the space |
coherent | She was so clearly this perfect, amazing woman, and I was honestly so confused by the fact that she wasn't swarmed with suitors, that I tried to examine her critically, looking for flaws that I hadn't |
dp | She was so clearly this perfect, amazing woman, and I was honestly so confused by the fact that she wasn't swarmed with suitors, that I tried to examine her critically, looking for flaws that I said |
coherent | She may be the perfect woman for me, but that doesn't |
dp | She may be the perfect woman for me, can buy toothbrushes |
coherent | Oh well... I was shy. I didn't say anything to her, and then one time I gave her some fries at lunch. That's - |
dp | Oh well... I was shy. I didn't say anything to her, and then one time I gave her some fries at leased ewe are my |
coherent | I wrote Star Trek fan fiction in |
dp | I wrote Star -do know what |
coherent | To shoot some dudes, |
dp | To shoot lasers shoot some |
coherent | To shoot some more aliens, re -read this panel |
dp | To shoot some more aliens, re -read any powers |
coherent | Hey, I bet if I went a week without showering |
dp | Hey, I bet if I went out " There was |
coherent | So! How's it going |
dp | So! Then we had |
coherent | Good! Hey, would you |
dp | Good! Hey, and today |
coherent | My stars, am I ever enamoured with sign language. You can speak |
dp | My stars, am I ever enamoured with sign language. You didn't, |
coherent | How is that not the best thing EVER |
dp | How is that not the best about a |
coherent | Also, many of the |
dp | Also, T -style |
coherent | Like -the sign for elbow is just pointing |
dp | Like -the sign for our heads! Alright |
coherent | Um -I have nothing bad to say about sign language, |
dp | Um -I have nothing bad to say you see the longest |
coherent | Another beautiful hot day! I |
dp | Another beautiful hot! I already |
coherent | I suppose you could say I |
dp | I suppose you have ample kite |
coherent | Or predisposition, anyways |
dp | Or predisposition and diversity |
coherent | Hey! Um, listen: if I were a girl dinosaur, and if YOU weren't into dudes, and if I said " |
dp | Hey! Um, listen: if I were a girl dinosaur, and if YOU weren't into dudes, and if I have CRITICAL |
coherent | Ask him about science stuff though, okay |
dp | Ask him about science stuff though, callipygian |
coherent | Okay! Our first letter comes |
dp | Okay! I am not that |
coherent | I'm not sure how I fell about |
dp | I'm not sure you're inside. I'll |
coherent | Anyway! I'd better ask |
dp | Anyway! I'd only one |
coherent | It's beyond the reach of your previous " science |
dp | It's beyond the reach of yours to convince yourself |
coherent | Still just ask him about science stuff |
dp | Still just ask the line? Go |
coherent | Okay! Today's letter comes from |
dp | Okay! Worse than taking this |
coherent | S.: T -Rex is a bad delivery |
dp | S.: T -Rex?! Then I |
coherent | Anyway, yes, due to |
dp | Anyway, baby, worked! |
coherent | We don't need Professor Science |
dp | We don't want to sustain |
coherent | You hear that, Professor? We don't need you at all anymore |
dp | You hear that, Professor? We don't need you at eating hundreds |
coherent | I've sort of been reading your mail |
dp | I've sort of this despite my justification |
coherent | When I was a child I used to imagine I had just teleported into |
dp | When I was a child I used to imagine I had a far with |
coherent | I could call up old girl -friends and act familiar |
dp | I could call up old girl -friends are some plants |
coherent | Man. What the heck am I gonna eat |
dp | Man. What the heck of money!! |
coherent | I like chicken. I could bread it, or |
dp | I like chicken. I could bread! She types |