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coherent | Today is a beautiful day to be stomping on things! As a dinosaur |
dp | Today is a beautiful day to be stomping on things! As high school |
coherent | What's that, little house? You wish you were back in your own time? THAT |
dp | What's that, little house? You wish you were back in your own essential humanity! |
coherent | Perhaps you too will get a |
dp | Perhaps you too will splash chlorinated |
coherent | I have felt the harsh sting of my own racial joke turned against me! Luckily, I've been saving |
dp | I have felt the harsh sting of my own racial joke turned against me! Luckily, Dromiceiomimus, that's |
coherent | All of those hours of thinking up |
dp | All of those guys! " Heck |
coherent | So, my racist joke somehow backfired on me |
dp | So, my racist joke somehow backfired incredibly unlikely |
coherent | I hope the Utahraptor is around here somewhere! My legs are giving |
dp | I hope the Utahraptor is around here somewhere! My secret is a |
coherent | There you are! |
dp | There you taste in |
coherent | Utaught me how to be a |
dp | Utaught me how to some sparks |
coherent | And I was a very good |
dp | And I was a good teeth |
coherent | No, but -- |
dp | No, but two have |
coherent | I propose a journey to the |
dp | I propose a universe, does |
coherent | I will give your |
dp | I will, but |
coherent | I propose a journey to the |
dp | I propose a dying, this |
coherent | I have constructed a rocket -ship for myself |
dp | I have constructed a rocket skates! They're causing |
coherent | I will give your |
dp | I will realize that |
coherent | You're the dude who kicked an evil kangaroo as often as evil kangaroos could ever |
dp | You're the dude who kicked an evil kangaroo as often as evil kangaroos could add |
coherent | I'll just keep kicking that kangaroo until even |
dp | I'll just keep kicking that kangaroo ". |
coherent | I will take what I can |
dp | I will take over the best |
coherent | I will be awarded a doctorate |
dp | I will be totalled my friend |
coherent | I can only hope the world is |
dp | I can only $50 you've got |
coherent | Because he always has to pay for everything |
dp | Because he always has precedence! It was |
coherent | Dear mental diary that everyone can hear: Utahraptor was so impressed with my |
dp | Dear mental diary that everyone can hear: Utahraptor was so impressed: " |
coherent | Here are some HOT TIPS FOR |
dp | Here are DEFINITELY not coming from |
coherent | Here are some HOT |
dp | Here are closely, |
coherent | And playing with a salt shaker represents ROMANTIC |
dp | And playing with a beat the party! |
coherent | It's been three days and neither " Life of Crime " nor " Meet Someone who Doesn't Suck " have made me rich. MAYBE I AM NOT |
dp | It's been three days and neither " Life of Crime " nor " Meet Someone who Doesn't Suck " have made me rich. MAYBE I'M NOT A |
coherent | Or maybe PEOPLE are not that great an |
dp | Or maybe PEOPLE are not only look forward |
coherent | Or MAYBE I should be happy that I basically wrote two books in as many days |
dp | Or MAYBE I should be happy that I basically wrote two books ".. Therefore |
coherent | It would make sense, since |
dp | It would go back to - |
coherent | Hey everyone! You know what needs more jokes? ONLY EVERY RELIGIOUS TEXT EVER |
dp | Hey everyone! You know what needs more jokes? ONLY EVERY RELIGIOUS TEXT EVER |
coherent | Alright! Time to start |
dp | Alright! Time for one |
coherent | Ladies and gentlemen, I give you |
dp | Ladies and gentlemen, huh? You |
coherent | It's an easy way for you to meet new dudes! If you move to a new town and want to meet some dudes then you can go to the site and then you can meet some |
dp | It's an easy way for you to meet new dudes! If you move to a new town and want to meet some dudes then you can go to the site and then you know what happened |
coherent | Drat! It DOES. |
dp | Drat! It does he |
coherent | Okay, so my new idea is to give the homeless access to |
dp | Okay, so my new idea is to give the proper subclass of |
coherent | Yes, thank you! I |
dp | Yes, thank you disagree with |
coherent | There! Now I've got a certificate from the mayor that says I'm not allowed |
dp | There! Now I've got a certificate from the mayor that again! It's safe |
coherent | THAT should finally straighten up some |
dp | THAT should finally straighten up! |
coherent | Descartes was a dude who wrote " |
dp | Descartes was a baby! Luckily, |
coherent | I will write this down in Latin. |
dp | I will write this story where ignorance is |
coherent | All we know for sure is that thinking is going on |
dp | All we know for sure is that air, isn't a |
coherent | Here are some things that DEFINITELY won't fit into my mouth. I tried! |
dp | Here are some things that DEFINITELY won't fit into my mouth. I stomp on |
coherent | First off: dog breederies, |
dp | First off without showering, T |
coherent | What? There's plenty to talk |
dp | What? There's no, I |
coherent | That's certainly one way of looking at it |
dp | That's certainly one way to get one with |
coherent | what do you call a teacher who never passes |
dp | what do you call a page says he worked |
coherent | That was an extremely hilarious joke |
dp | That was an amusing observations and |
coherent | I went to the optometrist AGAIN last night |
dp | I went to the optometrist AGAIN! But |
coherent | (She called them " glasses " but you can tell she was thinking " |
dp | (She called them " glasses " but you can tell she does a valid |