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coherent | You'll be able to spot |
dp | You'll be awesome stories about |
coherent | I COULD get some pretty kick -ass glasses. Like glasses that say " WARNING |
dp | I COULD get some pretty kick -ass glasses. Like glasses, not even misusing |
coherent | I'm here to pick up my prescription " Happy New year |
dp | I'm here to pick up my prescription " consequences! THIS |
coherent | I like you too, |
dp | I like you over tonght |
coherent | Here is a list of adjectives I would like |
dp | Here is a list of Tic Tac Toe! |
coherent | Second on the list: " alluring "! |
dp | Second on the list: APPROVED? I DO |
coherent | Fourth: " Callipygian ", pronounced " kal -lip |
dp | Fourth: " Callipygian ", pronounced the opening credits to |
coherent | 5) " Magnanimous ", which is |
dp | 5) " Magnanimous " A Batman play |
coherent | Sometimes we do, Dromiceiomimus. BETWEEN ROCK SONGS, THAT IS |
dp | Sometimes we do, Dromiceiomimus. BETWEEN ROCK SONGS, if I |
coherent | No! They're just different people! |
dp | No! They're just different from something |
coherent | Utahraptor, I've got to go practice rocking out now, but can we talk about this tonight |
dp | Utahraptor, I've got to go practice rocking out now, but can we talk corporate erotica, |
coherent | I'm gonna need you to respect the rock, |
dp | I'm gonna need you to make you got to |
coherent | But better than that: zombie BIRDS |
dp | But better than that added wrinkle of |
coherent | Upon inspection: basically? The birds DID want |
dp | Upon inspection: basically? The birds DID I |
coherent | Hello Morris! How are you |
dp | Hello Morris? It's called cobalamin |
coherent | It's nice to see you |
dp | It's nice to Oscar said |
coherent | Yeah, or work on their Life Challenges! I think |
dp | Yeah, or work on their Life itself with my man |
coherent | It's not too late to |
dp | It's not too! Now |
coherent | I am jealous of |
dp | I am involved pirates |
coherent | Feynman has a JOKE encoded into pi -transcendental immortality in the circumference of a circle! That's something for the ol' resume, eh |
dp | Feynman has a JOKE encoded into pi -transcendental immortality in the circumference of a circle! That's something for the ol' pile " fully |
coherent | I'm gonna make my own universal constant |
dp | I'm gonna make my own cars. |
coherent | Guys, I'm still the same |
dp | Guys, where if you doing |
coherent | I'm even pretty well preserved: check |
dp | I'm even pretty well preserved in some |
coherent | Also I've got my trademark " nice calves " and " young smile ". I'm so old! AND YET, I'm so sexy |
dp | Also I've got my trademark " nice calves " and " young smile ". I'm so old! AND YET, I don't! |
coherent | I just don't want to be one of those guys who let's being old be -all they do, you |
dp | I just don't want to be one of those guys who let's being old be -all they allow12 dollars |
coherent | And that! In between radness |
dp | And that!: mild criticism |
coherent | Gosh darn it! If these rappers spoke more slowly, we'd ALL be able to understand what they're saying |
dp | Gosh darn it! If these rappers spoke more slowly, we'd ALL be able to understand! I've been |
coherent | No, too easy. Um -" I love you, AND ALSO, how |
dp | No, too easy. Um -" I love you, the ". Yes |
coherent | No good, unless it's followed by " also, we've found new places for everyone to live comfortably; and hey, guess what: they're sweet new planets and we get there on starships, like from TV |
dp | No good, unless it's followed by " also, we've found new places for everyone to live comfortably; and hey, guess what: they're sweet new planets and we get there on starships, like! Don't |
coherent | How about " Ladies! There's enough T |
dp | How about " Ladies! There's nothing. |
coherent | Okay. " Ladies! There's enough T -Rex to |
dp | Okay. " Ladies! There's enough that crazy " nudity |
coherent | Ladies! There's enough T -Rex to go around. |
dp | Ladies! There's enough T -Rex to go lie serum |
coherent | I'm sorry, everyone within the sound |
dp | I'm sorry, everyone within dreams? |
coherent | I didn't mean for that to be as gross as it was. I should have went with " I never loved you! ". That's |
dp | I didn't mean for that to be as gross as it was. I should have went with " I never loved you as many ways an |
coherent | No, no, we're into it |
dp | No, no worries, it seems |
coherent | Here: How about " Everyone else on the planet is dead, and you will die |
dp | Here: How about " Everyone else on the planet is dead, this day we're playing |
coherent | It happens whenever Shakespeare loudly mentions how he loves |
dp | It happens whenever Shakespeare loudly so seriously easy to |
coherent | Looks like you lose, |
dp | Looks like you should do |
coherent | Aw, come on! |
dp | Aw, because I'll give |
coherent | I am not a dude who loves big |
dp | I am not a Koopa Troopa tattoo is |
coherent | ... Sometimes |
dp | .. Happy birthday |
coherent | SONY is going to be stone cold sober the entire time |
dp | SONY is going to be stone cold sober the worst? |
coherent | NINTENDO. I guess they got me when I was young an uncritical, but |
dp | NINTENDO. I guess they got me when I was young an uncritical, I'd |
coherent | You know what would go down if Nintendo came |
dp | You know what would go around you can't control |
coherent | " Aw shucks! I guess it IS true that you're |
dp | " Aw shucks! I guess it cool breeze or against |
coherent | " Nintendo, I just.. |
dp | " Nintendo, I ask -ASSISTED |
coherent | I have felt reflective of late. |
dp | I have felt reflective of a DINOSAUR |
coherent | Today is a good day I think |
dp | Today is a good in and also |
coherent | What is the purpose of my |
dp | What is " warming up any |
coherent | Is it true that the only questions worth asking are those that cannot |
dp | Is it true that the only questions worth asking " never in here |