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Let me guess, you bought at $62?
I bought 61 shares at $59.65 then didn't follow the above plan, I panic sold the dip this morning and lost a lot of money. Now of course it's heading back up to 60. I'm closing my RH gold account while I'm still $100 ahead, will return when I've grown some balls.
Is some IV still lingering around right after ER, or why don’t you go in right after?
I’d only advise buying calls after if earnings caused the underlying to drop. IV is normally low after earnings.
Just as long as you fanboys get it through your head that AMD will never 'absolute explode' with their insane debt crushing them.
If I accept it for AMD, I'll have to accept the same for myself, and that just ain't happenin.
This is regrettably true. Sad.
Sad!*
Hey 👋 there PYPL brethren I just rolled some April 80s this morning
I'm also in some PYPL calls, 78 APR. I think.
tfw Google play music has higher res music and YouTube red, and Amazon has music baked into prime, while tidal supplies all the audiophiles
Google Play is great because of the YT Red part.
Apparently nobody.
Literally
That's misleading, he quoting a part of a song he hates
Didnt someone say he sounded african american and he said he was hahaha
But then you go and get some
rinse repeat
All in $dfen
Currently getting fucked by $BA dip.
It’s just a steering wheel coming loose. They can spin it into they are preping cars for full-autonomy.
Whatever helps to wreck my 2016 faster.
Not bad. I managed to negotiate a lower commission, but I'm honestly considering moving out back to Tastyworks to trade and use TD to research. $2.5k would be closer to like $500 if I used one of the discount brokers
What was your negotiated rate? I also negotiated so I’m curious if we got the same deal.
Sure you did.
[when sarcasm is lost in wsb, I know we've hit the end of a great road.
Down Syndrome Jones as a nice ring to it.
a blaxploitation character who's retarded but convinced he's a financial savant, I'd watch this movie
Can poop out rock hard diamonds now.
Short $dmnds?
I’ve been buying at $7.4, writing at $4.91, and repeating on today’s swings. Currently at 374/-296
can you explain this in laymans terms? lol
I bought a bunch of options yesterday. And for like 3 seconds when I loaded it up after market opened it said I was up like 8k and some change. Then cucked me and said I was down like 100 or ao after it loaded up. Fuck you RH.
Yeah same. That or all your options are temporarily valued at .01 and your account looks decimated. :) fun stuff
I know, taking money from your dad (the marketmaker) isn't good is it?
One thing is obvious from your posts - you take market maker dick all day and you love every minute. That and you have at least 5 chromosomes
TTWO was my very first investment. Bought $200 worth as a freshman in college when it was around $20/share thinking that GTA V would do well, sold within 4 weeks due to not knowing how to stomach temporary downturns. Many years later, I see that the stock price is three digits and realize I definitely belong here.
I bought them at around $11 and sold at $17 haha
How in the fuck!? How is it up today? Congrats!
SNAP (and recently also TWTR) have a strangely consistent pattern of doing the opposite of whatever the markets are doing
Fuck off, EU has had a European first and tariffs policy much longer and much stronger than we have
No u
A few million is chump change for a billionaire
Yea but she is a fucking hack now and she won't be able to work her way up. So she will just retire live off grid.
Thanks for clearing it up for me!
give him some gold!
Great drawing, son! I'll hang this on the fridge for your dad to see when he gets home. We're so proud of you. :)
maybe he won't think i'm a faggot anymore when he sees this
Fag
Mad cuz its true or mad cuz its anti-trump?
I think buying different dates can make sense if the IV is very high or that wild price fluctuations are typical, as is the case with stocks like $FB or $BABA because just a week's difference can give you drastically different volatility exposure, especially if the dates span an earnings report. For a stock like $F that has barely moved in the better part of a year, not so much.
Yeah, I can understand it on stocks with high IVs, especially if there's an earnings coming up. I guess I'm more of a call spread guy and I'd rather not want to deal with a bunch of different dates.
Who would have thought the sole executive of the country would make his own decisions?
You mean the public didn’t elect the cabinet? And the president runs the executive branch? Who knew?
Not yet, they will be served when MU hits $100
Do I smell some 'MU to X before Y or ban' flair?
You can add a 'Base Symbol & Price' to your options view in etrade?? This is going to save me soo much money in wasted single stock purchases lol.
I created a new view because you can’t alter the default options one. Also, why the fuck would you buy a stock just to have the price on hand? You can make a watchlist and just open whatever stock you want in a new tab, which brings you to the snapshot for it.
username doesn't add up
His flair should be 'Actually cares about everything', or 'Cares way too much'.
I never really thought of all places WSB would be on the 'Freaking the fuck out over Trump' Crowd, the guy is giving so much volatility to the markets, its great.
Only if you day trade.
Since you put it that way, maybe Martin's seven years in the slammer is a better deal. She should have asked for that.
Not really, the main benefit of having money is that it gives you more freedom. Can't get much less free than being in jail. I'd much rather be broke.
It says 1 billion now. I'm sure someone is just correcting the mistake.
Now it's gone entirely.
Can I do it on margin?
Baby you can do whatever you want if you dream big enough
that looks like it was a ton of fun
and sweating.
Shit, now I’m really tempted.
The tendies will roll in
Yeah, 'Steak me out tonight' is the name of Dave's food truck in Happy Endings.
Oh fuck I totally forgot about that!! My b, good job!
His flair should be 'Actually cares about everything', or 'Cares way too much'.
'faggot'
The entire Boyle family is simultaneously wholesome and creepy.
i love you
oh wait i forgot about that record and also have paid zero attention to any of this, is something happening with that?
Bill Murray planning the heist is what's happening
Yeah whos gunna give it to her? You are
Tiger got out of the cage, man!
does this trade war have any effect whatsoever?
If there is a trade war, it won't affect China nearly as much as US. Their domestic market is huge (1.4 billion customers) and grows extremely fast (6+ annual GDP growth)
Tiger got out of the cage man
I didn't even *effing* see you man!
i think he dropped $12k when it was @352
This guys got it. Is it usually formatted the other way?
It's just beer.
He’s the fastest kid alive. He’s a freak.
My ears are burning. Did someone say vasectomy? I got snipped. No big deal. Just numbs you out from trunk to skunk for a year.
That’s some brilliant writing, what a bizarre character.
Just sent you an email
cool, I haven't used that account in over 10 years.
Did you buy that TVIX this morning after the FT article?
No. I bought in on the 12th cheap after the Bloomberg article. But, there are a bunch of articles now.
How was the party
They took the most corny wedding photos I've ever seen.
lmao you don't have friends don't lie
You're a fucking child competing for an unpaid internship at the SEC lol sit the fuck down
Wait, like a merge?
Lol Jesus Christ
Why GE
This comment is the hidden gem in this thread.
Pretty sure I'm saying it.
Knee-collage
lol no
man?
Not sure what you are referring to but some Norwegian fund upgraded them recently. Tanker rates are in the dumps though so I'm short as of last week.
Theyre shares plummeted from the k’s. Wondering why
So.... Short $AMZN? No way that bald fuck has a dick bigger than 5'. He started out selling books. Wtf? Books? It's 1998. Who the fuck reads?!
Chapters lul
He’s not wrong. Holmes would have killed people. Fake medical shit is srs bsn
She actually could have caused false positives/negatives. The FDA needs to get off its ass and prosecute her for fraud.
You made a profit, wtf you complaining about?
When you're right about a trade, no reward seems great enough
its been an exciting year
And a stressful month
As a person with an IQ of 420, the smartest man in the world, who has seven law degrees from each of the seven seas, and seven law firms in each of the seven cradles of civilization, who holds 40 professorial positions each at the top 40 law universities in each of the nations with the 40 highest indices of lawfulness, myself and my 1,000 employees at each firm, and my 1,000 pupils in each nation, all agree that Shkreli was convicted because he was a lil shit
As a man who probably couldn't tell you the difference between an apple and a pear, I also agree Skrkeli was convicted because he acted like a shit with his mouth open.
actually, toys r us liked to strategically locate in areas where there are more people than jobs. Who'd have thought putting all your buildings in areas of high unemployment betting on people driving out to your brick and mortar from the wealthy areas was a bad plan.
Can confirm, in Utah the closest Toys R Us is deep in the west side and poorest area of SLC.
can you explain this in laymans terms? lol
Try not being absolutely illiterate, it's not hard
It’s because they don’t have a real military, we subsidize their defense with the US military. It’s bullshit. They shouldn’t be in a surplus.
Lol, as if the US army has been used to defend anything of value since WW2.
Giraffe tendies.
I bet it tastes like chicken.
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😠🔫
Wait bro, send me your money before you pull that trigger.
Well, did the drop in price properly reflect the risk inherent with losing its largest customer? If that customer was to account for half their future expected revenues, then maybe. Could be overreaction if this business can get new clients. I’d be interested in why they lost the customer and if that is indicative of whether their product is worth it or if they just got outbid by a competitor or maybe the customer is having financial problems.
What if I told you, that when losing a client drops the value of the company by half, maybe you don’t want to own it.
Idk. Is there a Columbian dollar? Or do they just trade bundles of cocaine like the Islanders did clamshells?
Peru has overtaken Colombia as the world's top producer of cuckaine. A kilo can be purchased for about $450 USD in and around Lima. It is even less if you are willing to trek into the jungle.
You didn’t spend 3 seconds to go over there and actually corroborate that that is in fact the same take that they have on that sub
I break out in hives when I go to that sub.
Tariffs are a tax pretty much. Costs always are passed to customer
Should be obvious to anyone that thinks about it for a second but here we are
How’s that going?
Down 20ish percent should of got puts
His tendency to capitalize whatever words he feels fit is fascinating
I would say that it's pretty Stupid and arguably Retarded.
Weren't they the first bank to go down in 2008?
Yes and I should know I watched The Big Short 50 Times
Type your question into Google you lazy fuck
I only use Bing.
we are going to be in trouble when the giraffes revolt
yeah, have you seen them fight? ho-lee cheesus!
How can you draw fouls if our side doesn't play defense?
Shitty refs and dumb technicals
Menu. At the top left. Click it, sign it, trade it!
Not seeing anything once the app loads. It mentions download the latest version, but I've got the latest.
Justin Bieber
'Yo, ya'll gotta get on the JNUG train right now! In two years this shits gonna be ridiculous!'
I agree on DRAM. I've read (and tend to agree with) that DRAM pricing will be relatively inelastic, especially at the high end (HBM1 & 2) as it is needed to enable performance of complex and more expensive systems. Ex. If Facebook is paying 150k for DGX-1, most of the cost is for the GPUs and the DRAM is going to have to be purchased regardless to avoid being a bottleneck on performance.
DRAM is inelastic because it's required almost everywhere and too expensive to buy excessive amounts. This is why demand continues to grow at a quick pace even though prices are at record highs.
Fuck, now I'm torn. On the one hand, I want to hold on to SQ to get my money back, but o the other hand, now I want to bail out.
If you have a decent cost basis just hold for the long term / buy the dips and build your position.
If you read the fine print you'll see that position in wait list means nothing
I figured because I went from position 200,000 to 600,000. But they did give me Robinhood Web...
Keep that shit on your side of the Long Island Sound please-- Bridgeport smells bad enough
Don’t forget new haven ;)
I sold these calls at a 100% profit the following day after TTWO tanked when they announced they delayed RDR2. Shit can change in an instant with options
Hey, fuck you.
Christ you have so much money to lose. You could've just given me $10000 and closed your account and your P&L would be better
I don’t think u would have gotten as much reddit karma though
haha.. caught that one.. bull shit
Idgi please elaborate
Fucking rich guy over here. Lives in a neighborhood too good for Burger King.
The guy who is bragging about $4 in his RH account is too rich?
AMZN is a meme stock because the price never goes down with god-emperor bezos running shit.
But did the on the day of the game against fucking GE though.
Sir, you need to relax
Please stop yelling, mam.
As an NVDA holder I would love this but shit’s having the hardest time getting over 250 lately.
Buy April calls
This guys got it. Is it usually formatted the other way?
Just need to clarify shares vs equity, that $ is a bit critical to the conversation.
which sub?
r/personalfinance
Considering the top rh stocks is filled with dumpsterfires like snap and gopro. I question the average rh user
Snap and gopro make perfect sense with the average rh user being a poor millenial
To be fair, you *are* on WSB, expecting something else except shitposts is unreasonable
This is the most self-critical subreddit ever. Have some confidence guys. I for one come here for well-researched and fact-based investing advi- pfffft no lol
Bad bot
eat my ass.
F. Not my best day for sure. Down 3.10%. But hey, tomorrow it could go up or down or sideways.
At least it's shares and not options.
Spotify also has a student discount of $4.99 per month that includes a Hulu subscription for free. It’s been trending on twitter for the past few days and I think the younger generation (I’m 20) is really starting to favor Spotify even more.
Spo vs Apple Music is the rivalry but affordability seems to favor Spotify and I just heard of this Hulu thing today. Great news for them.
Never claimed that public opinion really matters to all companies all I said was “here is one example where you are wrong”
*stock market* implies the market, not some arbitrary company
Just try harder to pull out then your father did and you should be fine.
Daaamn
that expire today? For, what pennies? Plus I only have MU and OLED shares at this point and I don't want to fuck with selling uncovered calls
I just sold 322.5 calls on NFLX for .68 a piece covered by 325 for .21. Easy couple hundred bucks
Up 20% in shares. No fucking clue why honestly. I bought it as meme stock...
I bought puts earlier this month when it started testing its ATH. I figured it would rebound back to the upper 40s naturally with recent news. It's like it is fucking with me.