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What you order? | Chicken Alfredo. Delicious but not meant for sharing with everyone within 3 feet of us. | |
Most likely because they have friends to catch the money they are throwing. | So we just need to find the companies that are likely friends! | |
If you actually told him that and he continued to do it, he's a special kind of idiot. | One could even say he’s autistic. | |
That just means you have an extra 1.5% to put into MU calls. | If by MU calls you mean reinvest it into Ally Savings | |
DFEN, son. | Yeah! DFEN not giving a fuck today | |
Probably when the pedestrian darted out into traffic. | Death by suicidal leap into traffic without looking. Fucking idiotic lady. | |
A lot of people think they should. Would increase margins significantly while locking down future memory tech that would give them a competitive advantage (for the first time since Jobs died). But MU would be very expensive and AAPL doesn’t make big acquisitions | What about buying up a sizable stake? I don't think apple has ever done that , but it could be their first. | |
The Disappointments Room had a really crappy stalemate ending. | The Disappointments Room is what we in the film industry call theaters screening DC films. | |
> Authorities have released the name of the woman who was killed in Monday morning's accident. Sarah Connor, 28 | I want to believe | |
I really loved the ending. In the end you realize there’s no getting rid of the Babadook. You can’t fight it and it can’t be ignored. What’s more terrifying than life long pain? Really? | Videos shot in portrait mode | |
All those ones are the kids of government employees ironically haha. | How do you know? Have you spoken to any of them? Everyone seems to know who these kids are, and yet no one seems to personally speak to them... | |
R | A | |
If the inflation rate was .5 percent or maybe even .25 percent. It would make alot more sense. Even when investing... You can't save yourself from the stock market crash. What the fuck do you do then? 2 percent is fucking way too high of an inflation rate. Seriously.... It is. | Compared to what man? Relax, human kind has like 200 years of a modern economy, we are doing the best we can. | |
Yes. | cool. thanks | |
its called a straddle you dumb mother fucker. | but what if it's a strangle you fag | |
Kinda scary we browse the same subs. Jesus christ, I might actually be autistic! 🐸 | Ay we just like to have a good time man. Gotta find the humor in life. | |
aw damn | Lol I had to figure out the 50% dip this morning too don't feel bad | |
I mean, there are other metrics too... | You're talking about P/E right? My brain can't comprehend too many numbers. | |
Yes it is. Are you stupid? I can see them right outside my window. | I love this sub so much. | |
That's what he sayed | But why he doed it. | |
hold on, don't parentheses mean *negative*? | He has no debt except the $4.97 paid off house car and no student loans. He is well off. | |
I don’t understand how you broke even on the call | Oh well, i hedged with puts, so i gained more than i lost. havent sold the call yet so i may still lose more, but not more than i earned yesterday. Bought 3 puts. | |
Hahaha | HAHAHAHA | |
Reddit is going to go up if they do an IPO. Any platform that can be used as a way to program human brain thinking into a state of hivemind is going to go up. Globalists buy that shit up. Reddit is not as bad as Facebook or Snapchat but I still probably won't buy it. | If you use the internet and access information from all corners of the world, you're a globalist, albeit one in denial. Everyone with internet access and money supports globalism by default, only actual retards are against it whilst using it. | |
Hasn't been above $17.5 in about 3 years. | something about past performance does not reflect future performance | |
does 2 day theta actually matter when most of the premium is coming from IV? | Facts | |
You know shit is fucky when a 3x leveraged fund is the safest place to be. /s | Government spending is pretty consistent. | |
Thanks! but I don't wanna diversify, I just wanna invest in their Skynet and robot dogs department. | Easy, 90% AMZN; 10% BOTZ+ All in margin . Or just all in BOTZ | |
Or bad trade tariff policy. | Tariff will work itself out. Merica don't lose | |
Big if true. Average autism going down? | The autism is never going down | |
#legogate | #methree | |
So samesies right? | ...I like you. | |
Yes it does you autistic piece of shit | Says the helmet wearing pants - shitter. | |
Same. I thought this was a meme stock. No clue what’s driving it up. Bail before earnings maybe? | Definitely bail before earnings | |
Why would you ever NOT be triple levered though? | tendie shipment required cash on hand | |
Like when you put a belt around your kneck and tug hard before climax so you pass out right at the special moment? | yaes bos | |
End of the Week | How many though? I did a few for the end of the month | |
fAgGoTs DeLiGhTs | y u spillin secrets snitch | |
No problem | Not sure how we would do it but I'm down | |
But why he doed it. | why do you even need to ax? | |
C’mon gimme a hint | the...wall...street | |
It's not commies, it's non-retards. Incidentally, you seem to be neither. | So do you support of mandatory abortions of downies if it means cheaper government healthcare? | |
o yeah i mean i love yolos but you gotta take your losses like a man | If you think this sub exists to take your losses like a man, you don't deserve to be on this sub. | |
up .4% after hours? | Was up 3.5% last I saw | |
Also V worried that Uncle Jerome is going to bend us over tomorrow and fuck our souls out of our bodies. Sigh lol. | Right lol guess we wait and see | |
Could you elaborate on your reasons for thinking that the best-performing chip name in the S&P 500 year to date, with a P/E below 10, universal buy recommendations from all analysts, and massive institutional open call interest is about to tank? Which semi co. would you replace it with? | The dude is some all faggot | |
Where are you getting information on their studies schedule? | Google alerts. Business wire and their website. | |
That's a nice username you've got there | That’s a nice mom you got there | |
MuleSoft already up 30% today, so I guess I missed the boat to buy right? .... | yes u poorfag | |
I think he's refering to the DDR and German communism, not the nazi time. | ¿Por qué no los dos? | |
something about past performance does not reflect future performance | You're a faggot and you're fucked. | |
Do you go as far as to calculate their decision trees? | Lol..well, in all honesty I'm yet to try any 'machine learning' on my own investments..but decision trees or an ensemble approach having random forest can very well work here...the irony is that I work in a Data Engg. Organization. 😌 | |
GEt Fooked. | It can’t get any lower!!! | |
Who said I do? But I have to, otherwise I would never go out... | My point is that you're putting trust into random people already. It's no different. | |
We’re talking about savings accounts, not bonds. My last savings account had a .03% return, clearly, this shit compared to 1.4%. | My point is that there is no reason to put money in a savings account when you can get a guaranteed higher rate in bonds. It's basically like having money under your mattress. | |
Same at .12 | Whoopsy-doodle. Guess I should have gone this route instead of my speculative lithium play from Quebec. Management is more focused on escargot and baguettes than getting funded. | |
If only we knew, i wish you luck my dude. I got 60 shares at 238.80 yesterday. Was really hoping they would close above 250 after that crazy rally. The resistance at 250 has been a killer. | Good job on getting shares below 240. They're heading in the right direction. RTX technology was reason for today's rally. | |
WhatsApp is also huge thing from Facebook with more than 1.5 billion active users worldwide (somehow not that popular in the US). | Probably cause it’s gay | |
[okay](https://d2gg9evh47fn9z.cloudfront.net/800px_COLOURBOX3658030.jpg) | Got me! | |
Yep, surprised this sub isn't paying more attention to this stock. Seems legit to skyrocket a few times more in the upcoming year. | That would be an educated bet and that's not what WSB is about. | |
i'm beginning to wonder if they're rolling it out to different types of people to basically run an experiment on which type of person is the most/least successful. then they can further target certain types of users for different products, marketing, etc. | From what I heard somewhere else, it might be regional (country, state, etc.) I live in the Northeast of the United States and got approved last week on Thursday. | |
Too hard to get talent in EU. Labor laws r insane compared to over here | Hmmm...really? Explain please. Europe is just a weird place in my mind. They always reminded me of something like Napoleon (not the short Frenchmen) Dynomite's jock uncle who relives their former glory as the swinging dick of days gone by but are increasingly just a joke to the world while their old bitch boi America is now a hulking alpha male rich genius and Asia which used to be a retarded cousin is now some sexy ass bitch that pick pockets people. | |
You can start utilizing those *sucking* skills then | You sucking? | |
Haha you do you, but with the fed report coming tomorrow too, I'm not touching it until it leaves the news cycle and levels out a bit | I'm all in baby. Sold MU. Sold TWMJF. Sold NVDA. ALL ON FB! | |
How you feelin? | Like a boss | |
the goal is to hit life-time levels of tax write-offs. Ultimate tax-cheat yo! | If he keeps those returns up he will probably end up killing himself in the next 6 years. So mission accomplished? | |
Good thing they own insta then | It's amazing how many people in this sub don't know that. | |
Using what as an example? MySpace? | I will have you know that I still have my Friendster and Xanga accounts. | |
LMAO FUCKING CUCK, WITH SPREADS YOU WOULD STILL LOSE THE INITIAL INVESTMENT, YOU JUST RISKED LESS INITIALLY TO KNEECAP YOUR POTENTIAL GAINS | Faggot it’s literally semantics at this point. You buy 5k in fb calls. That’s your initial investment. You become a scared cuck about losing it all so you sell 2.5k in higher strike fb calls as downside protection, essentially limiting your initial 5k to a 2.5k loss if shit goes south. Ya the gains r kneecapped but if you can’t stomach losing 5k you do that instead. What you said is literally the same shit. | |
http://www.businessinsider.com/valeant-business-model-2014-6 | It’s not funny if you have to explain the joke... | |
Spoilers | No spoilers if you don't know King Robert | |
It looks lile it is, logo in side. Probably building Jeff's private army to take literally do a hostile over of Alibaba. | Papa Ma is practicing Kung Fu for that day. | |
They integrated Google Pay today and Hydropothecary signed with Shopify to sell all their online weed. Now Shopify gets 1% for all weed sales in Ontario and Quebec. | So SHOP is now a weed stock...? | |
y u spillin secrets snitch | Ban him | |
There is no safe haven lmao Reddit and then this sub is next! | ||
So SHOP is now a weed stock...? | Indirectly... I guess it is | |
Gl with that, people will still use the service long term, but the bad PR and uproar will tank it at least for tomorrow. | What can you use to replace fb? Google +? The closest replacement for fb is instragram which is owned by fb. | |
Oh buddy I’m talking pre IPO unlisted Securites. Like AngelListBets | Gotcha, none. Be huge if you can start one up. Usually companies want less investors/option plays for max funding and launch. Goos luck to you, fag. | |
don't be mean now, this is safe place for all faggots and cucks | I once called my uncle u/personalfinance 'cute'. It was 'acute' surprise | |
why 4/20s and not the 4/27s? Won't there be more of a run up with earnings on 4/26? | That's what I'm thinking | |
Penny stocks are fun, it goes up half a cent you are up $100 | You misunderstood stocks | |
'I'm Rupert Murdoch, billionaire tyrant!' | if you're Rupert Murdoch, prove it | |
Nothing yet, will keep you updated . | Thx brobro | |
Tell them, u make 100k, have 1 mil , and have 20 years of trading exp. worked for fidelity | Problem is you cannot rise from level two to three after being assigned two I read. Lameeeee | |
Yeah but you can get protein by eating meat. Why the fuck do I want to eat a plant that's going to fill my body up with an estrogen like hormone. Fuck that. Soybeans are worthless. If your poor... Your better off raising chickens and eatting eggs and chickens for protein. | soybeans actually make you more masculine because the 'estrogen' soybeans have block actual estrogen your body has. | |
If he’s outside (say at a public park) using the robinhood app (tm), is it really insider trading? | 10 | |
Don't eat the whole thing in one sitting. You'll get a stomach ache. | And your mom will freak out when she changes your diaper. | |
The autism is never going down | We are like the market. Always going up | |
k | SMH puts | |
Me too thanks! | I also am a faggot. | |
Dude sears in my local mall is hiring. And JC penny is putting in a new makeup store. They just refuse to die | Once old people stop going to JCP and Macy's, then they'll finally close up shop. Surprised Amazon hasn't just bought Simon Malls all cash just to hurry the process up. | |
Won’t that just accelerate inflation? Just unchecked growth? | THEN WE SEE MORE OF DEM GREEN TING | |
I'm making $125.00 for participating in a kinesiology study and I'm gonna use the money and put it all on black in the casino. | You're living on the edge. I like that. | |
It's amazing how many people in this sub don't know that. | 'losing users to themselves' | |
I really like the visuals on tastyworks. Super informative. | I dont understand their curve system, i'm sure i could if i tried, but... | |
Pitch my tent | Just don't pitch the bitch | |
Well just so you know, UK NHS is getting squeezed pretty hard atm. It's gonna collapse | Holy fuck quit droning on and take your autistic screeching to The Donald. | |
What I'm saying is in all likeliness that has consequences that go above just calories and being a fatass. | ok and im saying go ask a nutritionist what they think | |
why dont you just apply to a real broker? | Because $1 every time you buy a stock really adds up when you only have $200. | |
Ooo, ooo, and ask them why they consistently downgrade a stock with great fundamentals and unbeatable yoy growth just because they compete with a flailing company they own a ton of stock in | Ah flailing companies.. gotta love those. |
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