manthanwer/new-data · Datasets at Hugging Face

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There's no shower in my cardboard box. Good wifi signal though	Out behind Starbucks, eh?
I'm not sure, probably has something to do with the fact he put out a bounty on assaulting a high-profile politician.	Picking up somebody's shedding hair is assault?
it only knows how to swing in 5% increments	It's been fun to trade because of that.
I’m only down 16% now, so I’m doing ok. I’ll keep you updated next week ;)	You will only see someone say 'Im only down 16% now, so Im doing okay' on WSB
I wonder what his biggest plays were	Probably private prisons
How so?	Cause he is nigga don't argue
Blah, blah, blah at least his daddy didn't give him his money fag, lol. Go trade Dragon Ball Z cards, that's more in your wheelhouse.	Man, you are really leaqin at this guy
Does it matter?	yeah they are all pretty fucking different.
Maybe he's just in the infrared part of the spectrum and you aren't able to see it.	That is the most likely scenario.
There is no parole in the federal system. He can get credit for good behavior - up to 54 days per year. So the absolute minimum is just shy of 6 years.	minus 5 months served, Oct 2023 could be the month he gets out.
yes, but he's likely going to be moved to a different facility. hold off on sending to the old address.	[you know what to do boys](https://www.amazon.com/dp/143527606X/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_TUUOAbNQYQJ1S)
Just saw that, what the fuck OP, explain yourself	He wants to reduce his taxes for the next three years duh
He died for our gains	Never forget.
Cut it bro, nvda atvi aapl mu msft would all be a better choice	Pretty much any non dumpsterfire tech company would have done much better. The fact they wanted to ipo for like 16 makes me laugh. Even 10 was far too much for an unprofitable dumpsterfire.
Probably little. Remember the sheriff?	That actually pissed off some more moderate people in Arizona, since Arpaio’s autism cost the taxpayers millions in lawsuits. There are plenty of ways to be hard on crime and illegal immigrants without getting sued over and over.
That's his trophies nigguh	explain the same plane things, then. does he win airline awards?
Shit-eating smirk?	Do you think he wonders if he's gonna be raped or not?
Trump should pardon meek and Martin. He's lock down 2020	Trump can't pardon Meek, only the governor of Pennsylvania can do that.
S	H
Unless you’re more rich than them?	Then they’re poor people.
love me some crabs in a bucket	Crabs in some pubes?
T	Goodbye.
Shut up, gay faggot.	I think your meemaw want's her computer back. maybe take a walk around the block and get some mountain dew
Are you telling me personally to buy options or telling FNGU to be available to have options?	fngu
Probably regrets fucking with Hilldawg too	I doubt it. He probably thinks his behavior should be tolerated.
A close above $54.5 would be a win. Really, anything above $54 would be a win as we closed under $54 two days ago.	Your wish is...granted.
There is def wutang in fed	Mom in federal. Can confirm wutang is available.
Be nice. He’s just a construction worker from Texas.	He any good at building walls?
'ok we made an example out of him, pharma industry is all fixed folks nothing to see anymore!'	My XBI calls love this
Ya, it might get cut again but how much bad news do you really think is left on this stock?	My sentiment as well but then again it's GE and everything else is doing impeccably well. Just take that money -> buy SPY calls -> take profits -> name yacht.
Amd @ $10 in 7 years is hilarious and sad.... Because it will be true	!RemindMe 7 years
Pound him in the ass kind.	Since when does white collar crime land you in pounded in the ass prison? I mean sure he pissed off the judge a bit, but is that really enough to bump you up to sharing showers with incredibly violent criminals?
Frauds the big one here. RIP in pieces	There is no way he'd get 7 years in jail for what he did if he wasn't Martin Shkreli. They wanted to pin him on something so they found it. It was a victimless crime, but he was stupid to do it given his other anti-establishment activities.
Cause he is nigga don't argue	now Bradford what have I told you about using 'ghetto speech'?
That’s some fine speculation instincts right there.	Coulda gone the other way easily. But great play.
f	F
Sold all my CRON today. Will buy later when it’s closer to the legalization taking effect and it’ll probably still be the same price	Doubt it.
K	R
Only I didn't say fudge, I said the word	Wait.... The word?
She didn’t even get 3x returns	He vanished after the first deposit
Doesn't that article say within the next 2-3 years	What are these 'years' you talking about? Can I buy weeklies on them? 🤔
E	L
!remindme October 1st, 2023	!remindme (October 1, 2023) too thanks
Nvm, I just realized you said Great Recession of 2018. You’re fucking with me. My bad	Hey everyone, I found the first time wsber here
probably because he grew a full beard	So all these other pics of his baby face are just old stock pics?
R	I
I like memes, I like gambling, I like irreverence.	well here we are. nice to meetcha.
If we’re being realistic... they have consistently beat earnings forecasts and by greater and greater margins	They have, but look what their stock price has done during the following weeks after those forecasts.
It's kind of a good policy. It also keeps inmates from starting gangs and getting into too much trouble.	It isn't really an intentional policy though. The federal government is just so fucked up that its basically an additional punishment.
It's not being brigaded as far as I can tell. The post is just on r/all and people outside your weird bubble think Shkreli is kind of a peice of shit.	I'm here and think he's a piece of shit. But I saw his Twitter. Dude is a narcissist through and through.
More like a short bus on fire.	I'd stick around to watch it burn, even if I had to go down with the ship
lol dude Tesla is bad but it is nowhere near as bad as CRON. Tesla you're paying 12x book and 5x revenue and has an insane CEO, a killer product and has confounded investors' expectations for a decade now. CRON, you're paying 30x book, 80x revenue, and the company is completely unproven in every sense.	Like google and facebook! Got it! ALL IN!
Not even, I bought them in the morning, rode them up to 150% gain and tried to sell but am PDT blocked. GE definitely would have been red if jobs report didn’t carry every index to the moon	Well that fucking blows. Sorry to hear that. RIP puts.
I'm with you figgernaggot, Netflix is only going up due to the amount of puts on it. Too many people will get money way to easy if they let Netflix drop.	What does that even mean, Grape Jelly?
Hahaha that's retarded enough to work.	It's not retarded. It's arbitrage. Even if we hit a recession... so long as spy does better than she (she falls more than spy falls) you still profit.
Dead men have no debts.	Can't they take your kidneys, eyes and other organs to cover their losses?
He died for our suicide watch.	Wait, they gave you guys watches?
read premiums? please explain	He don't make no sense gdi
Yea, I heard about it with the Dirty Money docu. Such a good series but it really digs into how his company operated and its pretty damn satisfying to see him get such a long sentence.	It also shows him being a smug shit who thought he didn’t do anything wrong, so it made it even better
Or that he offered a bounty for a strand of King Minos' hair.	King Minos' hair ain't nuttin to fuck with.
True, he was also worried about potentially losing business because of his sexuality.	And also, of course, it's just not fucking appropriate anyway. What a pack of assholes.
That's only if you have a high enough account/options level. Unless you are using spreads, most brokers won't let you take the risk of using the premium on an already risky play.	So then will the premium be added to my account when the option expires?
Mom in federal. Can confirm wutang is available.	dang what she do
Here he is mods do your job	Do what you get paid for mods
remindme! 6 years 'Did Martin have good behavior? Is it time to party?'	RemindMe! 6 years “Martin shkreli good behavior party”
We’re celebrating 1% gains now?	I am ;(
His name was Martin Shkreli	His name was Martin Shkreli
[Investopedia](https://www.investopedia.com/articles/personal-finance/091415/leasing-yacht-stepbystep-guide.asp) has your back, with a simple step-by-step guide!	Holy shit, I did not expect that from them.
Wonderful memory of Shkreli, thanks for sharing.	Now let us pray.
Pretty sure it's the only one too.	Yes, we never fight about the 1st amendment here. Nothing to see. No arguments about that.
Man I really had no idea martin shkreli actually used to be active here.	Right, is this actual true? Did he troll here?
Word, fuck these potheads pushing dope on kids.	I know right? Why waste it on ungrateful little germ monster when you can give it to me?
Since when does white collar crime land you in pounded in the ass prison? I mean sure he pissed off the judge a bit, but is that really enough to bump you up to sharing showers with incredibly violent criminals?	I think it was Shkreli's call out to autists everywhere to go cut Hillary's hair off bumped him up from a retarded white collar criminal to someone with influence using it in dangerous ways.
!RemindMe 7 years	!RemindMe 7 years
gamblers tend to not be intelligent	That explains why you're here.
F	A
His name was Martin Shkreli	His name was Martin Shkreli
fuck ok, i'll probably sell the next green day.	There you have your answer ;)
Because you know.... It dropped and now needs a bottom.	But its had several bottoms now....
Y	🤔
Idk some people associate with people that have different phones than them it's 2018	No see, he is an iPhone bitch so he doesn't have any friends to message.
Yeah he'll make another alt.	AnusPimple?
Minimum security federal prisons for non-violent offenders. They have more of a camp style arrangement than you'd typically see in the penile system.	I'll show you how to style and arrange my penile system
Politics is heavily intertwined with investing. You're going to have to think hard about these topics and understand them if you want to be a good investor.	Yeah that’s clear, but this isn’t the sub for politics.
I think it was Shkreli's call out to autists everywhere to go cut Hillary's hair off bumped him up from a retarded white collar criminal to someone with influence using it in dangerous ways.	This
Still doesn't make what he did right.	shit neither is pineapple on pizza but no one is going to jail for that.
well here we are. nice to meetcha.	Me too thank
Must be new faggots that don’t realize we idolize this fucking guy.	Or /r/all faggots who don't realize he's a fuckin G
I'd gladly have given him three times as much.	What he did, I no way cost people more money, he oven stated that if he made it so that someone had to pay more, he would give the drug for free. He wanted to take money from the rich, and the rich didn’t like it, so he got screwed. In no way he is going to jail for the “good of the people”, the rich just didn’t want to lose money
His name was Seth Rich	hIS nAmE WaS sEtH riTcH
This was difficult to parse	but satisfying
hes not going to be in prison for 7 years. 1/3 of that maybe even less	Federal penitentiary though. There is no early release, apart from a few days each year that can be deducted for good behaviour. He's in for atleast 6 long years.
Then they’re poor people.	Damn. Word.
Who cares about the fec, it is those faggots at the irs we need to avoid	Fuck the fec
greater words have never been said	This is the closest thing I’ve ever seen to a real conversation on this sub.
Which thing is the truck?	Top 11 questions science can't answer
my name is jeff	Only in death will you get a name
everyone can be american...in their heart	Except Justin Trudeau. He wants to be Indian.
I AM ONLY INVESTED IN CORN ETFS IM NEVER LOSING. Cornatize me cap'n	Where can I find 10x corn ETFs. This is how I want to go out.
I want my tax money back.	Yeah, that kind of sounds like... fraud.

There's no shower in my cardboard box. Good wifi signal though

Out behind Starbucks, eh?

I'm not sure, probably has something to do with the fact he put out a bounty on assaulting a high-profile politician.

Picking up somebody's shedding hair is assault?

it only knows how to swing in 5% increments

It's been fun to trade because of that.

I’m only down 16% now, so I’m doing ok. I’ll keep you updated next week ;)

You will only see someone say 'Im only down 16% now, so Im doing okay' on WSB

I wonder what his biggest plays were

Probably private prisons

How so?

Cause he is nigga don't argue

Blah, blah, blah at least his daddy didn't give him his money fag, lol. Go trade Dragon Ball Z cards, that's more in your wheelhouse.

Man, you are really leaqin at this guy

Does it matter?

yeah they are all pretty fucking different.

Maybe he's just in the infrared part of the spectrum and you aren't able to see it.

That is the most likely scenario.

There is no parole in the federal system. He can get credit for good behavior - up to 54 days per year. So the absolute minimum is just shy of 6 years.

minus 5 months served, Oct 2023 could be the month he gets out.

yes, but he's likely going to be moved to a different facility. hold off on sending to the old address.

[you know what to do boys](https://www.amazon.com/dp/143527606X/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_TUUOAbNQYQJ1S)

Just saw that, what the fuck OP, explain yourself

He wants to reduce his taxes for the next three years duh

He died for our gains

Never forget.

Cut it bro, nvda atvi aapl mu msft would all be a better choice

Pretty much any non dumpsterfire tech company would have done much better. The fact they wanted to ipo for like 16 makes me laugh. Even 10 was far too much for an unprofitable dumpsterfire.

Probably little. Remember the sheriff?

That actually pissed off some more moderate people in Arizona, since Arpaio’s autism cost the taxpayers millions in lawsuits. There are plenty of ways to be hard on crime and illegal immigrants without getting sued over and over.

That's his trophies nigguh

explain the same plane things, then. does he win airline awards?

Shit-eating smirk?

Do you think he wonders if he's gonna be raped or not?

Trump should pardon meek and Martin. He's lock down 2020

Trump can't pardon Meek, only the governor of Pennsylvania can do that.

S

H

Unless you’re more rich than them?

Then they’re poor people.

love me some crabs in a bucket

Crabs in some pubes?

T

Goodbye.

Shut up, gay faggot.

I think your meemaw want's her computer back. maybe take a walk around the block and get some mountain dew

Are you telling me personally to buy options or telling FNGU to be available to have options?

fngu

Probably regrets fucking with Hilldawg too

I doubt it. He probably thinks his behavior should be tolerated.

A close above $54.5 would be a win. Really, anything above $54 would be a win as we closed under $54 two days ago.

Your wish is...granted.

There is def wutang in fed

Mom in federal. Can confirm wutang is available.

Be nice. He’s just a construction worker from Texas.

He any good at building walls?

'ok we made an example out of him, pharma industry is all fixed folks nothing to see anymore!'

My XBI calls love this

Ya, it might get cut again but how much bad news do you really think is left on this stock?

My sentiment as well but then again it's GE and everything else is doing impeccably well. Just take that money -> buy SPY calls -> take profits -> name yacht.

Amd @ $10 in 7 years is hilarious and sad.... Because it will be true

!RemindMe 7 years

Pound him in the ass kind.

Since when does white collar crime land you in pounded in the ass prison? I mean sure he pissed off the judge a bit, but is that really enough to bump you up to sharing showers with incredibly violent criminals?

Frauds the big one here. RIP in pieces

There is no way he'd get 7 years in jail for what he did if he wasn't Martin Shkreli. They wanted to pin him on something so they found it. It was a victimless crime, but he was stupid to do it given his other anti-establishment activities.

Cause he is nigga don't argue

now Bradford what have I told you about using 'ghetto speech'?

That’s some fine speculation instincts right there.

Coulda gone the other way easily. But great play.

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F

Sold all my CRON today. Will buy later when it’s closer to the legalization taking effect and it’ll probably still be the same price

Doubt it.

K

R

Only I didn't say fudge, I said *the* word

Wait.... *The word*?

She didn’t even get 3x returns

He vanished after the first deposit

Doesn't that article say within the next 2-3 years

What are these 'years' you talking about? Can I buy weeklies on them? 🤔

E

L

!remindme October 1st, 2023

!remindme (October 1, 2023) too thanks

Nvm, I just realized you said Great Recession of 2018. You’re fucking with me. My bad

Hey everyone, I found the first time wsber here

probably because he grew a full beard

So all these other pics of his baby face are just old stock pics?

R

I

I like memes, I like gambling, I like irreverence.

well here we are. nice to meetcha.

If we’re being realistic... they have consistently beat earnings forecasts and by greater and greater margins

They have, but look what their stock price has done during the following weeks after those forecasts.

It's kind of a good policy. It also keeps inmates from starting gangs and getting into too much trouble.

It isn't really an intentional policy though. The federal government is just so fucked up that its basically an additional punishment.

It's not being brigaded as far as I can tell. The post is just on r/all and people outside your weird bubble think Shkreli is kind of a peice of shit.

I'm here and think he's a piece of shit. But I saw his Twitter. Dude is a narcissist through and through.

More like a short bus on fire.

I'd stick around to watch it burn, even if I had to go down with the ship

lol dude Tesla is bad but it is nowhere near as bad as CRON. Tesla you're paying 12x book and 5x revenue and has an insane CEO, a killer product and has confounded investors' expectations for a decade now. CRON, you're paying 30x book, 80x revenue, and the company is completely unproven in every sense.

Like google and facebook! Got it! ALL IN!

Not even, I bought them in the morning, rode them up to 150% gain and tried to sell but am PDT blocked. GE definitely would have been red if jobs report didn’t carry every index to the moon

Well that fucking blows. Sorry to hear that. RIP puts.

I'm with you figgernaggot, Netflix is only going up due to the amount of puts on it. Too many people will get money way to easy if they let Netflix drop.

What does that even mean, Grape Jelly?

Hahaha that's retarded enough to work.

It's not retarded. It's arbitrage. Even if we hit a recession... so long as spy does better than she (she falls more than spy falls) you still profit.

Dead men have no debts.

Can't they take your kidneys, eyes and other organs to cover their losses?

He died for our suicide watch.

Wait, they gave you guys watches?

read premiums? please explain

He don't make no sense gdi

Yea, I heard about it with the Dirty Money docu. Such a good series but it really digs into how his company operated and its pretty damn satisfying to see him get such a long sentence.

It also shows him being a smug shit who thought he didn’t do anything wrong, so it made it even better

Or that he offered a bounty for a strand of King Minos' hair.

King Minos' hair ain't nuttin to fuck with.

True, he was also worried about potentially losing business because of his sexuality.

And also, of course, it's just not fucking appropriate anyway. What a pack of assholes.

That's only if you have a high enough account/options level. Unless you are using spreads, most brokers won't let you take the risk of using the premium on an already risky play.

So then will the premium be added to my account when the option expires?

Mom in federal. Can confirm wutang is available.

dang what she do

Here he is mods do your job

Do what you get paid for mods

remindme! 6 years 'Did Martin have good behavior? Is it time to party?'

RemindMe! 6 years “Martin shkreli good behavior party”

We’re celebrating 1% gains now?

I am ;(

His name was Martin Shkreli

[Investopedia](https://www.investopedia.com/articles/personal-finance/091415/leasing-yacht-stepbystep-guide.asp) has your back, with a simple step-by-step guide!

Holy shit, I did not expect that from them.

Wonderful memory of Shkreli, thanks for sharing.

Now let us pray.

Pretty sure it's the only one too.

Yes, we never fight about the 1st amendment here. Nothing to see. No arguments about that.

Man I really had no idea martin shkreli actually used to be active here.

Right, is this actual true? Did he troll here?

Word, fuck these potheads pushing dope on kids.

I know right? Why waste it on ungrateful little germ monster when you can give it to me?

Since when does white collar crime land you in pounded in the ass prison? I mean sure he pissed off the judge a bit, but is that really enough to bump you up to sharing showers with incredibly violent criminals?

I think it was Shkreli's call out to autists everywhere to go cut Hillary's hair off bumped him up from a retarded white collar criminal to someone with influence using it in dangerous ways.

!RemindMe 7 years

gamblers tend to not be intelligent

That explains why you're here.

F

A

His name was Martin Shkreli

fuck ok, i'll probably sell the next green day.

There you have your answer ;)

Because you know.... It dropped and now needs a bottom.

But its had several bottoms now....

Y

🤔

Idk some people associate with people that have different phones than them it's 2018

No see, he is an iPhone bitch so he doesn't have any friends to message.

Yeah he'll make another alt.

AnusPimple?

Minimum security federal prisons for non-violent offenders. They have more of a camp style arrangement than you'd typically see in the penile system.

I'll show you how to style and arrange my penile system

Politics is heavily intertwined with investing. You're going to have to think hard about these topics and understand them if you want to be a good investor.

Yeah that’s clear, but this isn’t the sub for politics.

I think it was Shkreli's call out to autists everywhere to go cut Hillary's hair off bumped him up from a retarded white collar criminal to someone with influence using it in dangerous ways.

This

Still doesn't make what he did right.

shit neither is pineapple on pizza but no one is going to jail for that.

well here we are. nice to meetcha.

Me too thank

Must be new faggots that don’t realize we idolize this fucking guy.

Or /r/all faggots who don't realize he's a fuckin G

I'd gladly have given him three times as much.

What he did, I no way cost people more money, he oven stated that if he made it so that someone had to pay more, he would give the drug for free. He wanted to take money from the rich, and the rich didn’t like it, so he got screwed. In no way he is going to jail for the “good of the people”, the rich just didn’t want to lose money

His name was Seth Rich

hIS nAmE WaS sEtH riTcH

This was difficult to parse

but satisfying

hes not going to be in prison for 7 years. 1/3 of that maybe even less

Federal penitentiary though. There is no early release, apart from a few days each year that can be deducted for good behaviour. He's in for atleast 6 long years.

Then they’re poor people.

Damn. Word.

Who cares about the fec, it is those faggots at the irs we need to avoid

Fuck the fec

greater words have never been said

This is the closest thing I’ve ever seen to a real conversation on this sub.

Which thing is the truck?