manthanwer/new-data · Datasets at Hugging Face

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I dunno, Lori is too old for Trump	Doesn’t look enough like Ivanka
Ok Tannerkubarek, sorry for calling you a whore all those times. I didn't realize a lack of love from your parents leaves a hole in your heart only dicks can fill.	Amazing 🤣🤣
Watch them shit the bed over the weekend.	You do know the markets are closed over the weekend right?
Life is like a box of condoms	One size fits all except OP
It's the truth. What man gets butt naked BUT manages to keep on his sneakers or boots? It's deliberate. Trust me, heard it since I was a kid. Fuckin a chick in a car is major disrespect as well, heard plenty of black men say 'I fucked that hoe in my car, I wasn't taking that bitch to my house'. Only fuckin a chick on your couch and never in your bed is a major disrespect too. Niggas call it Couch Pussy. U might hear a black man say 'That nigga married my couch pussy'.	I'm learning so much right now.
an Alpha male	Alpha Autist Male.
Nah b I'm holding my $F calls like the patriot I am. Just not sure we're out of this damn forest yet.	I hope you are not the poor fucker I unloaded 16.00 JAN 2019 calls on when we wuz 12.50 an shit.
Zrumpf has good genes	Oh ok
There's probably some truth to this, there are some pretty trashy cheap stocks with high numbers. GE's number is around 120k. GPRO's not far behind it.	Gpro is probably because Robinhood gives that out for free. GE is because people are retarded
Forever alone	With all his money
So, royalty deals are theft?	Ahh, so you've caught on.
fake newz, he actually drinks 20	U forreal?
carbs and dairy. Ew.	NFLX over here is fucking pancakes and ice cream
90's bankers wore bespoke suits that didn't look like bespoke suits.	Made to fit... in a way that was fashionable for the 90's...
Fuckin always ridin dirty	Have you guys ever heard of Jay-Z?
I hope you are not one his investors.	He dumbed it down... for you.
the front page you dipshit	It says its expired for me.
first of all it's on sale for 115, and second, it's not even the same pillow. third, my schnauzer has a personal assistant to lick his ass clean, step your game up.	haha what a story mark
I don’t hire idiots	What if I did it for free? I like boats.
Little Caesars maybe. But I might anyway; my standards are pretty low at that point.	Where you from? The Little Caesars I used to get in Maine was baller as fuck.
Inside-her trading.. I’m reporting this to the SEC	The Sexual Education Committee?
Haha I was hoping that was the case but this is WSB so you can’t take these things for granted	You can't take for granted people in wsb say things in jest?
What if I bought a Honda and 80k blow jobs?	No one is going to suck a honda driver's dick.
it's less tiring to just pay cash and monkeyhammer them down 10%	That's what someone who doesn't take advantage of credit rewards would say. Even my 2% card out-performs some of the Robinhood accounts on this sub.
But the dude campaign on this shit. Why are y'all so surprised?	Because Trump has a terrible track record of accomplishing anything also be lies a bunch. Bona fide chaotic evil.
[My personal favorite🤣](https://np.reddit.com/r/wholesomememes/comments/8294wl/thanks_mom_and_dad/dv97rhr/?context=3).	[This one is good as well lmao](https://np.reddit.com/r/OneYearOn/comments/7n36pd/post_your_2018_new_years_resolutions_in_this/drzabc2/?context=3)
Yup. Look at EDIT. Missed expectations by like 12% and still went up 5% today. And both these companies are in the same industry.	Lol we need to use '$EDIT'. I was searching for your edit until I realized I'm retarded
For real, UNICEF is actually not a great charity to support. So much of its donations go towards overhead.	Yeah, thats why I use charity navigator and find legit ones.
T	Goodhi
Nah it’s just autism. To answer OP, only way you’re moving prices is in low Vol penny stocks, buying crazy high amount of shares. In 99.9 percent of situations the answer is no.	So you're saying there's a chance?
Yeah that's what caught my attention too	Really? So you just glossed over the whole dick sucking part?
What are EDIT stats?	7,423
Tahoe is their 2nd highest grossing area	Oh well. I’m glad I held now. Tendies for days.
tsla ain't got no money fore that	True but they would likely pull a CVS and just go ham on bonds https://www.marketwatch.com/story/cvs-to-issue-40-billion-of-debt-to-fund-aetna-acquisition-2018-03-06
May i ask why yall are liquidating. The always impending doom and gloom?	Impending doom and gloom is always gonna be there but I wanted to lock in some gains and raise some cash so I can buy in case of correction like the ones that happened last month.
Haha this is WSB, they were probably buying puts while you were typing. I mean it's a good post and fun trying to guess the company, so I wasn't trying to shit on it.	Your comment was good, I had no idea the IPO cost 2 billion (I don't really follow SNAP's financials in detail, that's why I was shocked when I saw how much money they're losing). I mean I know there are a lot of fees associated with going public but 2 billion !?
The get rich or die trying approach works until you're dead	Can confirm, am dead
Take a look at the MU chart from Sept. to Nov. 2017. Did it retract to the 25-day MA after two weeks of breaking out?	2 weeks from September 10th it started approaching the 25 day moving average, September 10th is basically the same as the start of March here in terms fo the moving averages. When this retraction happens is the time you should be buying. From how I see it the retraction will likely come right after earnings. I think we'll likely see price in the high 56s before earnings and then see a sharp drop right after.
Oh I'm not. I sold lots of putteronis for them too.	Get off wall street bets man...you're too smart
I usually buy at 14 and sell at 11.	Winning!
Looks like it could go up or down.	or sideways
so...400% drop in share price imminent?	it's only a matter of time before SNAP owns shares of you
Either way pretty respectable tendies IMO.	How many points are in a Popeyes 3 piece tendies w hunny musty?
Go to r/sanctionedsuicide and watch actual suicides in action.	Bruh wtf is this sub
Just check the price in a stock exchange a few timezones to the right	Do you know how much VPN access is these days??
Buy mu and hold	I’ve been holding since September. I’m not even sure I’m allowed to buy calls on it. Gotta talk to a lawyer about that one.
Six hundred? Those are rookie numbers, you gotta pump those numbers up	cant im a one pump chump
I prefer puts for the potential 20x gains and defined max loss. Cheap to hedge against a 20% market crash.	Futures have a larger unit of return over risk than options. You just gotta have a lot of money to trade it
W E A K H A N D S	Haha, Ya i'm not a buy and hold trader. i swing trade 90% of the time.
> Implying they've sent out any invites to people on the waiting list.	They sent me an email the other day giving me desktop access, even though I don't think I requested it. They still refuse to give me options though so what's the point
every day is either retirement or homeless shelter.	aka retirement either way
Maybe me they made another Kylie ad	Kendal
yea, and hows that working out?	when you trade on news, youll always be the last to find out
I want a winged blue unicorn	If you're willing to trade your yacht for it, i'll trade my winged blue unicorn.
It is	OP confirmed he's never pumped or dumped before.
so you're saying we should go short?	The post is simply saying that our Quant Models score HP as an F and that skew is expensive. Yes, you can go short or you can replicate a short trade using options. However, when going short, you pay a rate to borrow the stock to short. Options introduce 'other' kinds of risk but the payoffs on a risk-adjusted basis may be more attractive.
Just buy puts or sell calls of SNAP and then ask one of the Kardashians to shit talk them again. It’s worked 100% of the time so far.	just give them $500k to wipe billions of their market cap, amazing value!
I don’t get the caption. Is that ‘have a seat’ guy? What’s the connection	Boy rape?
Her cost basis is between $6.79 - $6.97/share. Today it's trading at $60/share.	Jesus. Move over Martin Shkreli, WSB has its new lord and savior
KR owns everything grocery. but they are are like what macys are to retail	Work for Kroger and Harris teeter before. Can confirm.
Damn you’re rich	Gotta be to get them chicken tendies.
Mark Crumpton	The british city in southern LA?
Volvo car company is owned by Chinese.	Volvo total US Light Vehicle 2017 Sales Market share 0.3%
I'm 50% cash, only holding stocks i didnt have a gain in. My bet is the market will rocket up tomorrow, making you and me look retarded for being in cash.	Yeah, most likely.
How many Wu Tang albums does she have?	Does this count the ones it looks like she ate?
Did they all go up 60,000%?ish	Or none
This is where I'm at in my trading experience, but I've still held off on my first options purchase because I don't want poop all over me.	You'll get poop on you, but you'll also make money. Don't play with money you aren't willing to lose.
Damn. What a toxic and sad place.	Things I never thought I'd hear on WSB for 100
F	A
knock knock open up the door it's real	Ya can't buy foreign. It's domestic steel
purple dildo?	Frig off Julian
Stop 👏 Taking 👏 My 👏 Gains 👏 Cramer	Cramer 🙏 Givith 🙏 Cramer 🙏 Taketh 🙏 Away
T	A
a weekly option	lul
if i started making a cent a year in profit it’d be a massive gain for me	thread of the day
Annnd the earnings are good! Wooooo	When they announce their Lego style movie, could jump massively. Today was a good day.
I think it’s calculating the theta decay	Delta and theta.
Not even in bonds? There's gotta be a better risk free rate than 1.5% for a millionaire like yourself	I'm trying to stay liquid for a deep correction then I'll throw 80% in index funds. Plus bonds are paying shit.
OP confirmed he's never pumped or dumped before.	definitely been on the receiving end tho
Also tbh you've been looking for a convenient reason to blow old dudes	I don't need an excuse
If you're willing to trade your yacht for it, i'll trade my winged blue unicorn.	Can we see pics?
it's only a matter of time before SNAP owns shares of you	Can you imagine that? Bank comes and saws off your arm.
trump likes him?	No, he said that Martin looks like a 'spoiled brat' when in reality both his parents are housekeepers that immigrated from Albania
I mean it's a pretty common business plan that's used a lot. Do the extreme and work your way from there for a more reasonable goal (more so in your favor). I've done it a few times and you can usually get a better outcome than say if you started your way in the middle.	Door-in-the-face technique
Look at Mr. Moneybags here with $5000	I meant per year faggot
Token white guy	He's their smart beta.
Can we see pics?	Not gonna lie, if I wasnt at work right now, i'd have gone to the store, bought blue paint, and painted my dick'nballs blue to show you. Sadly, i'm at work :(
That's ok I'm still super rich compared to you Mr. can only afford 48 shares of MU	That's okay. You're also a faggot. :) I am so good at investing my Gainz go turn red with rage.
What’s the point of EVEN being a company if you can’t triple your stock price in a week?	I wondered what happened to the former Enron employees
Not a damn clue. Not sure hes currently trading. This was several years back. Our grandpa kinda taught us how to trade and what to look for. Even lets us buy shares and reap profits with his money.	What are your plays then?
E	Only I didn't say fudge, I said the word
$20 in one etf. I set it to withdraw $10 a week, portfolio is like $200.	Daddy Warbucks making some moves over here
Idk by the looks of it the tariffs r going be full of loopholes so trump can appease the base without really doing shit. I bet everyone except china is gona get excluded from the tariffs	Well here's the thing, China doesn't directly ship steel here. They go through mostly Mexico and Canada, and they're most likely shipping steel to be refined to those countries; moreover, they're mostly shipping refined steel or parts already unqualified to be considered 'steel,' meaning tariffs wouldn't be able to apply. The renegotiation of NAFTA is what would ultimately redefine whether the tariffs would be effective or not.
His name was Martin Shkreli	His name was Martin Shkreli
I	Goodbye.
Let that be a lesson. If you're going down for fraud make sure you start railing as much crystal meth as you can get your hands on. Parole powder.	So this is why stockbrokers do cocaine.
Ditch the charts and learn to read premiums	read premiums? please explain
Oh gotcha... like burners	nothing wrong with Metropcs that just means that you get to invest more in the penny yacht
S	A
I like your words. I like this quote. I’m going to steal it and use it within my group of friends and give you no credit.	You will sound autistic if you say this IRL, in other words, perfect.

I dunno, Lori is too old for Trump

Doesn’t look enough like Ivanka

Ok Tannerkubarek, sorry for calling you a whore all those times. I didn't realize a lack of love from your parents leaves a hole in your heart only dicks can fill.

Amazing 🤣🤣

Watch them shit the bed over the weekend.

You do know the markets are closed over the weekend right?

Life is like a box of condoms

One size fits all except OP

It's the truth. What man gets butt naked BUT manages to keep on his sneakers or boots? It's deliberate. Trust me, heard it since I was a kid. Fuckin a chick in a car is major disrespect as well, heard plenty of black men say 'I fucked that hoe in my car, I wasn't taking that bitch to my house'. Only fuckin a chick on your couch and never in your bed is a major disrespect too. Niggas call it Couch Pussy. U might hear a black man say 'That nigga married my couch pussy'.

I'm learning so much right now.

an Alpha male

Alpha Autist Male.

Nah b I'm holding my $F calls like the patriot I am. Just not sure we're out of this damn forest yet.

I hope you are not the poor fucker I unloaded 16.00 JAN 2019 calls on when we wuz 12.50 an shit.

Zrumpf has good genes

Oh ok

There's probably some truth to this, there are some pretty trashy cheap stocks with high numbers. GE's number is around 120k. GPRO's not far behind it.

Gpro is probably because Robinhood gives that out for free. GE is because people are retarded

Forever alone

With all his money

So, royalty deals are theft?

Ahh, so you've caught on.

fake newz, he actually drinks 20

U forreal?

carbs and dairy. Ew.

NFLX over here is fucking pancakes and ice cream

90's bankers wore bespoke suits that didn't look like bespoke suits.

Made to fit... in a way that was fashionable for the 90's...

Fuckin always ridin dirty

Have you guys ever heard of Jay-Z?

I hope you are not one his investors.

He dumbed it down... for you.

the front page you dipshit

It says its expired for me.

first of all it's on sale for 115, and second, it's not even the same pillow. third, my schnauzer has a personal assistant to lick his ass clean, step your game up.

haha what a story mark

I don’t hire idiots

What if I did it for free? I like boats.

Little Caesars maybe. But I might anyway; my standards are pretty low at that point.

Where you from? The Little Caesars I used to get in Maine was baller as fuck.

Inside-her trading.. I’m reporting this to the SEC

The Sexual Education Committee?

Haha I was hoping that was the case but this is WSB so you can’t take these things for granted

You can't take for granted people in wsb say things in jest?

What if I bought a Honda and 80k blow jobs?

No one is going to suck a honda driver's dick.

it's less tiring to just pay cash and monkeyhammer them down 10%

That's what someone who doesn't take advantage of credit rewards would say. Even my 2% card out-performs some of the Robinhood accounts on this sub.

But the dude campaign on this shit. Why are y'all so surprised?

Because Trump has a terrible track record of accomplishing anything also be lies a bunch. Bona fide chaotic evil.

[My personal favorite🤣](https://np.reddit.com/r/wholesomememes/comments/8294wl/thanks_mom_and_dad/dv97rhr/?context=3).

[This one is good as well lmao](https://np.reddit.com/r/OneYearOn/comments/7n36pd/post_your_2018_new_years_resolutions_in_this/drzabc2/?context=3)

Yup. Look at EDIT. Missed expectations by like 12% and still went up 5% today. And both these companies are in the same industry.

Lol we need to use '$EDIT'. I was searching for your edit until I realized I'm retarded

For real, UNICEF is actually not a great charity to support. So much of its donations go towards overhead.

Yeah, thats why I use charity navigator and find legit ones.

T

Goodhi

Nah it’s just autism. To answer OP, only way you’re moving prices is in low Vol penny stocks, buying crazy high amount of shares. In 99.9 percent of situations the answer is no.

So you're saying there's a chance?

Yeah that's what caught my attention too

Really? So you just glossed over the whole dick sucking part?

What are EDIT stats?

7,423

Tahoe is their 2nd highest grossing area

Oh well. I’m glad I held now. Tendies for days.

tsla ain't got no money fore that

True but they would likely pull a CVS and just go ham on bonds https://www.marketwatch.com/story/cvs-to-issue-40-billion-of-debt-to-fund-aetna-acquisition-2018-03-06

May i ask why yall are liquidating. The always impending doom and gloom?

Impending doom and gloom is always gonna be there but I wanted to lock in some gains and raise some cash so I can buy in case of correction like the ones that happened last month.

Haha this is WSB, they were probably buying puts while you were typing. I mean it's a good post and fun trying to guess the company, so I wasn't trying to shit on it.

Your comment was good, I had no idea the IPO cost 2 billion (I don't really follow SNAP's financials in detail, that's why I was shocked when I saw how much money they're losing). I mean I know there are a lot of fees associated with going public but 2 billion !?

The get rich or die trying approach works until you're dead

Can confirm, am dead

Take a look at the MU chart from Sept. to Nov. 2017. Did it retract to the 25-day MA after two weeks of breaking out?

2 weeks from September 10th it started approaching the 25 day moving average, September 10th is basically the same as the start of March here in terms fo the moving averages. When this retraction happens is the time you should be buying. From how I see it the retraction will likely come right after earnings. I think we'll likely see price in the high 56s before earnings and then see a sharp drop right after.

Oh I'm not. I sold lots of putteronis for them too.

Get off wall street bets man...you're too smart

I usually buy at 14 and sell at 11.

Winning!

Looks like it could go up or down.

or sideways

so...400% drop in share price imminent?

it's only a matter of time before SNAP owns shares of you

Either way pretty respectable tendies IMO.

How many points are in a Popeyes 3 piece tendies w hunny musty?

Go to r/sanctionedsuicide and watch actual suicides in action.

Bruh wtf is this sub

Just check the price in a stock exchange a few timezones to the right

Do you know how much VPN access is these days??

Buy mu and hold

I’ve been holding since September. I’m not even sure I’m allowed to buy calls on it. Gotta talk to a lawyer about that one.

Six hundred? Those are rookie numbers, you gotta pump those numbers up

cant im a one pump chump

I prefer puts for the potential 20x gains and defined max loss. Cheap to hedge against a 20% market crash.

Futures have a larger unit of return over risk than options. You just gotta have a lot of money to trade it

W E A K H A N D S

Haha, Ya i'm not a buy and hold trader. i swing trade 90% of the time.

> Implying they've sent out any invites to people on the waiting list.

They sent me an email the other day giving me desktop access, even though I don't think I requested it. They still refuse to give me options though so what's the point

every day is either retirement or homeless shelter.

aka retirement either way

Maybe me they made another Kylie ad

Kendal

yea, and hows that working out?

when you trade on news, youll always be the last to find out

I want a winged blue unicorn

If you're willing to trade your yacht for it, i'll trade my winged blue unicorn.

It is

OP confirmed he's never pumped or dumped before.

so you're saying we should go short?

The post is simply saying that our Quant Models score HP as an F and that skew is expensive. Yes, you can go short or you can replicate a short trade using options. However, when going short, you pay a rate to borrow the stock to short. Options introduce 'other' kinds of risk but the payoffs on a risk-adjusted basis may be more attractive.

Just buy puts or sell calls of SNAP and then ask one of the Kardashians to shit talk them again. It’s worked 100% of the time so far.

just give them $500k to wipe billions of their market cap, amazing value!

I don’t get the caption. Is that ‘have a seat’ guy? What’s the connection

Boy rape?

Her cost basis is between $6.79 - $6.97/share. Today it's trading at $60/share.

Jesus. Move over Martin Shkreli, WSB has its new lord and savior

KR owns everything grocery. but they are are like what macys are to retail

Work for Kroger and Harris teeter before. Can confirm.

Damn you’re rich

Gotta be to get them chicken tendies.

Mark Crumpton

The british city in southern LA?

Volvo car company is owned by Chinese.

Volvo total US Light Vehicle 2017 Sales Market share 0.3%

I'm 50% cash, only holding stocks i didnt have a gain in. My bet is the market will rocket up tomorrow, making you and me look retarded for being in cash.

Yeah, most likely.

How many Wu Tang albums does she have?

Does this count the ones it looks like she ate?

Did they all go up 60,000%?ish

Or none

This is where I'm at in my trading experience, but I've still held off on my first options purchase because I don't want poop all over me.

You'll get poop on you, but you'll also make money. Don't play with money you aren't willing to lose.

Damn. What a toxic and sad place.

Things I never thought I'd hear on WSB for 100

F

A

knock knock open up the door it's real

Ya can't buy foreign. It's domestic steel

purple dildo?

Frig off Julian

Stop 👏 Taking 👏 My 👏 Gains 👏 Cramer

Cramer 🙏 Givith 🙏 Cramer 🙏 Taketh 🙏 Away

T

A

a weekly option

lul

if i started making a cent a year in profit it’d be a massive gain for me

thread of the day

Annnd the earnings are good! Wooooo

When they announce their Lego style movie, could jump massively. Today was a good day.

I think it’s calculating the theta decay

Delta and theta.

Not even in bonds? There's gotta be a better risk free rate than 1.5% for a millionaire like yourself

I'm trying to stay liquid for a deep correction then I'll throw 80% in index funds. Plus bonds are paying shit.

OP confirmed he's never pumped or dumped before.

definitely been on the receiving end tho

Also tbh you've been looking for a convenient reason to blow old dudes

I don't need an excuse

If you're willing to trade your yacht for it, i'll trade my winged blue unicorn.

Can we see pics?

it's only a matter of time before SNAP owns shares of you

Can you imagine that? Bank comes and saws off your arm.

trump likes him?

No, he said that Martin looks like a 'spoiled brat' when in reality both his parents are housekeepers that immigrated from Albania

I mean it's a pretty common business plan that's used a lot. Do the extreme and work your way from there for a more reasonable goal (more so in your favor). I've done it a few times and you can usually get a better outcome than say if you started your way in the middle.

Door-in-the-face technique

Look at Mr. Moneybags here with $5000

I meant per year faggot

Token white guy

He's their smart beta.

Can we see pics?

Not gonna lie, if I wasnt at work right now, i'd have gone to the store, bought blue paint, and painted my dick'nballs blue to show you. Sadly, i'm at work :(

That's ok I'm still super rich compared to you Mr. can only afford 48 shares of MU

That's okay. You're also a faggot. :) I am so good at investing my Gainz go turn red with rage.

What’s the point of EVEN being a company if you can’t triple your stock price in a week?

I wondered what happened to the former Enron employees

Not a damn clue. Not sure hes currently trading. This was several years back. Our grandpa kinda taught us how to trade and what to look for. Even lets us buy shares and reap profits with his money.

What are your plays then?

E

Only I didn't say fudge, I said *the* word

$20 in one etf. I set it to withdraw $10 a week, portfolio is like $200.

Daddy Warbucks making some moves over here

Idk by the looks of it the tariffs r going be full of loopholes so trump can appease the base without really doing shit. I bet everyone except china is gona get excluded from the tariffs

Well here's the thing, China doesn't directly ship steel here. They go through mostly Mexico and Canada, and they're most likely shipping steel to be refined to those countries; moreover, they're mostly shipping refined steel or parts already unqualified to be considered 'steel,' meaning tariffs wouldn't be able to apply. The renegotiation of NAFTA is what would ultimately redefine whether the tariffs would be effective or not.

His name was Martin Shkreli

I

Goodbye.

Let that be a lesson. If you're going down for fraud make sure you start railing as much crystal meth as you can get your hands on. Parole powder.

So this is why stockbrokers do cocaine.

Ditch the charts and learn to read premiums

read premiums? please explain

Oh gotcha... like burners

nothing wrong with Metropcs that just means that you get to invest more in the penny yacht

S

A

I like your words. I like this quote. I’m going to steal it and use it within my group of friends and give you no credit.

You will sound autistic if you say this IRL, in other words, perfect.