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crazydaisy8134

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2r423/luke_ahh_i_cant_eat_my_mashed_potatoes/

Luke: “Ahh I can’t eat my mashed potatoes!!” Obi-wan: “Use the fork, Luke.”This was my dad’s favorite joke when I was a kid, and we thought it was the funniest thing ever.

2021-10-06 19:03:51

Star Wars Jokes

2040009

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2qta1/son_can_you_please_stop_listening_to_korean_music/

Son, can you please stop listening to Korean music? K, pop.

2021-10-06 18:49:25

Clever Jokes and Puns

EmotionBS

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2qot4/what_government_official_loves_grammar/

What government official loves grammar? Comma-la Harris

2021-10-06 18:43:13

Wordplay and Puns

zajneroz

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2qb6y/two_cowboys_are_lost_in_the_desert_one_cowboy/

Two cowboys are lost in the desert. One cowboy sees a tree that is draped in bacon. “A bacon tree, we’re saved!” he says. He runs up to the tree and is shot up with bullets. It wasn’t a bacon tree, it was a ham bush.

2021-10-06 18:23:43

Farm and Cowboy Jokes

sonalibelle

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2pzjw/mahatma_gandhi_as_you_know_walked_barefoot_most/

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

2021-10-06 18:07:19

Weather-related Dad Jokes

punkrocker0621

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2pymw/why_did_the_mushroom_collectors_girlfriend_break/

Why did the mushroom collector's girlfriend break up with him? He had bad morels

2021-10-06 18:06:03

Mushroom Jokes

DENelson83

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2ny2j/which_part_of_quebec_has_the_least_air/

Which part of Quebec has the least air? Gasp-é.

2021-10-06 16:25:49

Political and Cultural Jokes

Droopy-San-Benanzio

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2ntnp/what_do_you_call_batman_when_he_skips_church/

What do you call Batman when he skips church? Christian Bale

2021-10-06 16:19:51

Puns and Wordplay

Beboobooped

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2nd5e/how_do_you_know_the_earth_isnt_flat/

How do you know the earth isn't flat? Because cats would have pushed everything off the edge by now. Thanks dad.. for the morning dad joke.

2021-10-06 15:57:17

Light and Earth Jokes

youmonkeybeater

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2n17t/where_do_fish_store_their_money/

Where do fish store their money? The river bank

2021-10-06 15:40:22

Fishing Jokes

Joepancreas

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2ms8j/i_found_out_the_technical_difference_between_a/

I found out the technical difference between a dance and a ball. A dance is when only people of the same age are invited. A ball is any pitch outside the strike zone.

2021-10-06 15:27:20

Puns and Wordplay

dadsjokesnet

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2lsds/what_does_a_pirate_need_a_cellphone_for/

What does a pirate need a cellphone for? Booty calls.

2021-10-06 14:37:51

Pirate Jokes

toethumbs8

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2ll2d/can_a_bad_dinosaur_joke_make_you_laugh/

Can a bad dinosaur joke make you laugh? You bet jurassic-an.

2021-10-06 14:27:38

Dinosaur Jokes

StuntsMonkey

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2lhz4/did_you_know_that_centipedes_can_move_up_to_100/

Did you know that centipedes can move up to 100 feet per second? You could do that too if you had 100 feet.

2021-10-06 14:23:01

Animal-themed puns

baranyildir

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2kw4t/what_do_you_call_a_male_renaissance_artist_with_a/

What do you call a male renaissance artist with a bowl of jelly Michael and jello

2021-10-06 13:52:01

Fruit and food jokes

MathGuyTony

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2kuif/whats_the_difference_between_a_clown_and_an/

What’s the difference between a clown and an athletic rabbit? One is a bit funny and the other is a fit bunny.

2021-10-06 13:49:23

Animal-Themed Dad Jokes

JoeFas

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2kt6e/did_you_know_its_much_harder_to_break_into_a/

Did you know it's much harder to break into a building that has cured salmon? It's because of the lox.

2021-10-06 13:47:18

Fishing Jokes

MathGuyTony

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2kt2h/what_day_of_the_week_do_chickens_hide/

What day of the week do chickens hide? Deep-Fry-Day

2021-10-06 13:47:10

Chicken Jokes

MathGuyTony

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2ksnk/what_do_you_call_a_bear_with_no_ears/

What do you call a bear with no ears? B.

2021-10-06 13:46:28

Bear Jokes

MathGuyTony

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2ks76/why_are_teddy_bears_never_hungry/

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re already stuffed!

2021-10-06 13:45:43

Bear Jokes

popanron

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2kpkk/did_you_hear_about_the_two_gay_ghosts/

Did you hear about the two gay ghosts? They gave each other the willies.

2021-10-06 13:41:27

Ghost and Skeleton Jokes

supercman99

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2kalb/mike_tyson_opened_an_outdoor_strip_club/

Mike Tyson opened an outdoor strip club. In the winter they are clothed

2021-10-06 13:18:32

Dad Jokes

Intrepid-Storage7241

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2jozj/my_wife_said_to_me_that_i_should_be_open_and/

My wife said to me that I should be open and truthful. I guess I am now called Frank.

2021-10-06 12:45:32

Name Change Humor

Firespark7

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2jf1j/patient_doctor_i_only_ever_hear_half_of_whats/

Patient: "Doctor, I only ever hear half of what's being said!" Doctor: "Let's put that to the test. Repeat after me: sixty-six!"Patient: "Thirty-three!"

2021-10-06 12:29:03

Medical Jokes

dandan_56

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2j9gw/my_wife_hates_how_i_always_pretend_we_are_on/

My wife hates how I always pretend we are on walkie-talkies Wife: our relationship is over. Me: our relationship is what? Over.

2021-10-06 12:19:43

Relationship Humour

AlarmedDoctor

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2izu3/where_do_you_take_someone_injured_in_a_peekaboo/

Where do you take someone injured in a Peek-A-Boo accident? To the I C U

2021-10-06 12:02:54

Medical Jokes

FckOffWillYaGeez

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2iwpz/what_do_a_rubiks_cube_and_a_penis_have_in_common/

What do a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

2021-10-06 11:57:51

Jokes and Humor

sundrop-addict

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2iupw/from_my_9yr_old_what_do_you_call_a_fake_noodle/

(From my 9yr old) What do you call a fake noodle? An im-pasta

2021-10-06 11:54:16

Italian Pasta Jokes

Rage-o-rama

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2irmm/why_does_math_go_against_god/

Why does math go against God? Because it is full of sin.

2021-10-06 11:48:24

Math Jokes

HugoZHackenbush2

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2ikf1/as_a_proud_dad_i_always_wanted_my_son_to_be_a/

As a proud Dad, I always wanted my Son to be a lawyer, but sadly, he had a big alcohol problem.. ..and couldn't pass the bar.

2021-10-06 11:34:46

Dad Jokes

PrimeMvr

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2i9dt/i_have_discovered_the_joy_of_origami/

I have discovered the joy of origami. It's twofold.

2021-10-06 11:13:52

Dad Jokes

JimiSplendrix

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2i0t6/what_do_they_have_for_breakfast_in_earthquake/

What do they have for breakfast in earthquake zones? Panquakes

2021-10-06 10:57:49

Food and Wordplay Jokes

gracius0ne

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2htm2/what_did_the_ghost_boy_want_for_halloween/

What did the ghost boy want for Halloween? A ghoulfriend.

2021-10-06 10:43:28

Ghost and Skeleton Jokes

matt3526

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2ho6h/a_cake_joke_on_my_cake_day/

A cake joke on my cake day What type of cake does a crazy person like?A fruit cake

2021-10-06 10:31:26

Food-themed Jokes

Markleshark1

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2hm9t/my_boss_told_me_this_is_the_third_time_youve_been/

My boss told me ‘this is the third time you’ve been late this week! You know what this means!?’ I said ‘…. It’s Wednesday?’

2021-10-06 10:27:06

Puns and Wordplay

Electrical-Ad-4889

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2gxrc/how_did_harry_and_hermione_get_down_the_hill/

How did Harry and Hermione get down the hill? Dumbling down.

2021-10-06 09:30:55

Harry Potter cow jokes

sirmattiasthe712th

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2gwx8/i_just_found_out_im_colorblind/

I just found out I’m colorblind The news came out of the purple!

2021-10-06 09:29:07

Color Blindness Jokes

vlad_lennon

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2g200/why_didnt_john_lennon_have_sex_with_swedes/

Why didn't John Lennon have sex with Swedes? He only liked Norwegian Wood

2021-10-06 08:16:33

Navy and Cigarette Jokes

Kablaaw

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2fq2c/why_was_the_mona_lisa_being_tried_for_murder/

Why was the Mona Lisa being tried for murder? Because she was framed

2021-10-06 07:49:39

Puns and Wordplay

ArrakisUK

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2fcd9/i_just_ended_a_5_year_relationship/

I just ended a 5 year relationship… - Omg are you okay? - I’m fine, it wasn’t my relationship.

2021-10-06 07:19:10

Relationship Humour

incredibleinkpen

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2ev81/i_called_my_manager/

I called my manager. "I'm not coming in today," I told him. "I've got chickenpox."He said, "Don't give me that!""I won't. I'm not coming in," I replied.

2021-10-06 06:43:42

Dad Jokes and Puns

Ecnedak

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2dbym/i_saw_a_guy_driving_a_truck_with_a_porta_potty_on/

I saw a guy driving a truck with a porta potty on the back of it He was a shit driver

2021-10-06 04:47:51

Puns and Wordplay

MarkyMark3121

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2d9xk/halloween_joke_what_do_you_call_a_zombie_garage/

Halloween joke: What do you call a zombie garage sale? A dead giveaway. ;)

2021-10-06 04:43:57

Weather-related Dad Jokes

CookieCodex591195

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2d8c4/what_do_you_call_a_nurse_who_is_also_into/

What do you call a nurse who is also into gardening? A treeage nurse

2021-10-06 04:40:41

Garden and Egg Puns

Consistent-Pay-4821

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2cuzq/great_female_house_cleaners_are_not_born/

Great Female House Cleaners Are Not Born.... They're Maid

2021-10-06 04:14:08

Dad Jokes and Puns

Intrepid-Storage7241

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2cr6e/a_comic_book_artist_was_shot_dead_in_his_apartment/

A comic book artist was shot dead in his apartment. The police investigating the crime scene says that the details are sketchy.

2021-10-06 04:07:01

Puns and Wordplay

KarlraK

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2cibb/do_you_know_why_mom_jokes_are_not_funny/

Do you know why mom jokes are not funny? Oh shit, quiet! My wife is coming.

2021-10-06 03:50:33

Dad Jokes

silverjaydog

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2ci16/i_placed_an_online_order_for_a_chicken_and_an_egg/

I placed an online order for a chicken and an egg. I’ll let you know.

2021-10-06 03:50:03

Food Puns and Jokes

wishiza

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2ceps/went_to_the_hospital_once/

Went to the hospital once I told the doctor "I'm having trouble with my hearing"The doctor asked me "can you describe the symptoms?"I replied "Marge has blue hair and Homer is the fat guy"

2021-10-06 03:43:44

Medical Jokes

KarlraK

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2c65m/what_do_you_call_a_frog_born_on_february_29/

What do you call a frog born on February 29? Leap frog

2021-10-06 03:27:52

Animal-themed puns

Kyle_G85

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2byul/what_did_the_football_player_say_to_the_flight/

What did the football player say to the flight attendant? Put me in coach!

2021-10-06 03:15:04

Dad Jokes

Intrepid-Storage7241

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2bfhp/its_getting_tiring_for_me_because_most_of_the/

It's getting tiring for me because most of the jokes in this subreddit is corny. However, I'm all ears.

2021-10-06 02:42:08

Corny Food Jokes

Intrepid-Storage7241

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2b4lb/what_do_thieves_penises_and_elevators_have_in/

What do thieves, penises, and elevators have in common? They are always up to something.

2021-10-06 02:23:27

Elevator and Stairs Jokes

Beautiful-Sky-5736

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2b41d/shamus_and_michael_need_a_job/

Shamus and michael need a job Went past a sign saying tree fellers wanted , shamus turns to Michael and says Tis a pity there be only the two of us

2021-10-06 02:22:31

Tree and Bunny Jokes

porichoygupto

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2asug/i_just_read_a_book_about_the_life_of_von_bismarck/

I just read a book about the life of von Bismarck. It’s an Otto biography.

2021-10-06 02:03:20

Religious Jokes and Puns

Keithninety

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2a1vp/why_did_the_man_throw_a_boot_into_his_wifes_stew/

Why did the man throw a boot into his wife’s stew? He thought it was bland and needed a little kick.

2021-10-06 01:12:46

Food Puns

KW-DadJoker

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q29iup/any_competent_tailor_can_repair_a_pair_of_pants/

Any competent tailor can repair a pair of pants... ...or sew its seams.

2021-10-06 00:40:12

Humorous Puns and Jokes

Postman_92

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q29dwc/q_have_you_ever_seen_an_elephant_hiding_in_a_tree/

Q: Have you ever seen an elephant hiding in a tree? A: “No” R: “Because their good at it”

2021-10-06 00:31:57

Elephant Jokes

Kashindabank

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q29axj/my_friend_decided_to_grow_some_marijuana_on_the/

My friend decided to grow some marijuana on the fields beside his cow farm. I told him to be careful, the steaks are high.

2021-10-06 00:26:57

Cattle themed puns

melovemenot

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q290nj/dad_can_you_tell_me_what_a_solar_eclipse_is/

Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is? No sun.

2021-10-06 00:09:26

Sun and Moon Jokes

Caleb-the-God

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q290la/the_official_name_for_them_is_dad_bods/

The official name for them is “Dad Bods”... But they should be called “Father Figures”!

2021-10-06 00:09:18

Dad Jokes about Gender

kc3w

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q28hqt/wednesday/

Wednesday? After sunrise, when the night is over.

2021-10-05 23:39:08

Date and Calendar Jokes

Realistic-Twist-3112

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q27tzd/what_kind_of_street_does_a_ghost_live_on/

What kind of street does a ghost live on? A dead end.

2021-10-05 23:00:50

Ghost and Skeleton Jokes

Toku-Nation

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q27sfl/what_did_the_pirate_get_on_his_report_card/

What did the pirate get on his report card? Seven Cs

2021-10-05 22:58:44

Pirate Jokes

Bbew_Mot

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q27qow/did_you_know_that_the_songs_rolling_in_the_deep/

Did you know that the songs, 'Rolling in the Deep', 'Set fire to the Rain' and 'Skyfall' were all created by a laptop? By a Dell to be precise.

2021-10-05 22:56:06

Puns and Wordplay

Educational-Ant3757

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q26r83/my_son_asked_me_what_acorns_are/

My Son Asked Me What Acorns Are I said "Tree's" He says "Really?" I then say, "In a nutshell, yeah"

2021-10-05 22:04:11

Garden and Egg Puns

FinalCaveat

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q26lh8/i_refuse_to_buy_used_gloves/

I refuse to buy used gloves. I hate second hand clothing.

2021-10-05 21:56:21

Medical Jokes

SwordsmanCN

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q26kqb/im_really_glad_mcdonalds_doesnt_sell_hotdogs/

I'm really glad McDonald's doesn't sell hotdogs Because I don't think I could order a Large McWeiner with a straight face

2021-10-05 21:55:21

Food-related Jokes

Ittor

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q26925/long_dad_joke/

Long dad joke D a d j o k e

2021-10-05 21:38:36

Dad Jokes

andymoonman

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q25y29/whats_the_most_solitary_style_of_cheese/

What’s the most solitary style of cheese? Prov-alone

2021-10-05 21:22:56

Cheesy Pizza Jokes

JJH0607

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q25ozw/why_is_diarrhea_hereditary/

Why is diarrhea hereditary? Because it runs through your jeans.

2021-10-05 21:10:20

Diarrhea Jokes

338geek

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q252mn/i_called_the_tinnitus_helpline/

I called the tinnitus helpline… It just kept ringing

2021-10-05 20:39:28

Puns and Wordplay

silverjaydog

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q24yrn/did_you_hear_the_joke_about_the_ceiling/

Did you hear the joke about the ceiling? It’s over your head.

2021-10-05 20:34:10

Dad Jokes

BionicBirb

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q24abh/how_do_you_hide_a_new_video_game_before_christmas/

How do you hide a new video game before Christmas? You put the cartridge in a pear tree.

2021-10-05 20:00:53

Dad Jokes

sageart177

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q24a13/why_do_petty_thieves_never_steal_underwear/

Why do petty thieves never steal underwear? They would be committing a Hanes crime

2021-10-05 20:00:30

Dad Jokes

BionicBirb

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q248lo/why_is_it_difficult_to_stop_arguing_over_what/

Why is it difficult to stop arguing over what makes something a Christmas movie? Because, old habits Die Hard

2021-10-05 19:58:33

Wordplay and Puns

duhdin

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q23xnf/what_do_you_call_an_alphabet_soup_that_doubles_as/

What do you call an alphabet soup that doubles as a laxative? Letter rip

2021-10-05 19:42:57

Wordplay and Puns

ilomaphys

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q23u7b/what_is_the_best_ice_breaker/

what is the best ice breaker? Titanic

2021-10-05 19:38:10

Titanic Jokes

bassistheplace246

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q23pky/why_are_kingdom_hearts_fans_always_bad_sports/

Why are Kingdom Hearts fans always bad sports? Cause they’re Sora losers

2021-10-05 19:31:51

Puns and Wordplay

ReasonableEar6764

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q23p13/my_daughter_is_becoming_the_dad/

My daughter is becoming the dad We went out to eat and this is what she said [menu] "Try our 7 hour roasted roast beef!" [Daughter] "We have to wait 7 hours for our food to be made??" /s

2021-10-05 19:31:09

Dad Jokes and Puns

xtilexx

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q232hf/today_a_ring_of_babysitters_was_indicted_for/

Today, a ring of babysitters was indicted for stealing valuables from the hidden recesses of the houses they worked in They caught the crooks and nannies that were emptying our nooks and crannies

2021-10-05 19:00:49

Puns and Wordplay

xtilexx

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q22xp9/im_going_to_design_impact_proof_aquarium_glass_so/

I'm going to design impact proof aquarium glass so the fish aren't bothered by people who don't read the warning signs It's a relatively untapped market

2021-10-05 18:53:04

Fishing Jokes

yomommafool

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q22obo/dad_my_gf_is_pregenant/

“Dad, my gf is pregenant” "Dad, my girlfriend is pregnant"Son, I'm not mad.. Just disappointed"Hi disappointed, I'm dad"Son, did you just-"Yes"You're ready.

2021-10-05 18:37:48

Pregnancy and Twin Jokes

WallaceMacGregor

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q22o6o/why_are_the_sixth_sense_and_titanic_the_same/

Why are The Sixth Sense and Titanic the same? Icy dead people.

2021-10-05 18:37:35

Titanic Jokes

brother_p

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q22j6z/i_suffer_from_kleptomania/

I suffer from kleptomania And when it gets bad I take something for it.

2021-10-05 18:30:20

Wordplay and Jokes

floopyloopers

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q21zo7/did_you_ever_see_mount_rushmore_before/

Did you ever see Mount Rushmore before construction? It’s beauty was unpresidented

2021-10-05 18:04:11

Puns and Wordplay

Firespark7

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q21jsc/a_truck_transporting_sulphoric_acid_fell_over_on/

A truck transporting sulphoric acid fell over on the highway The resulting traffic jam is currently starting to dissolve.

2021-10-05 17:42:22

Puns and Wordplay

MrTyranius

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q21axt/the_thing_about_fish_puns/

The thing about fish puns... They're really scalable.

2021-10-05 17:30:18

Fishing Jokes

wishiza

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2187m/maybe_we_should_just_abandon_this_sub/

Maybe we should just abandon this sub. The deli near me makes better sandwiches anyway.

2021-10-05 17:26:32

Food-related Jokes

Watcheritd

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q20qtj/what_does_cheese_yell_when_throwing_something_away/

What does cheese yell when throwing something away? COLBY!

2021-10-05 17:02:30

Cheesy Pizza Jokes

Mean-Mango-7125

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q20gwi/whats_a_brooms_favourite_gameshow/

What's a broom's favourite gameshow? Supermarket Sweep.

2021-10-05 16:49:19

Wordplay and Puns

Mean-Mango-7125

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q20d3d/what_does_the_windmill_say_to_its_favourite/

What does the windmill say to its favourite celebrity. I'm actually a huge a fan.

2021-10-05 16:43:54

Aviation Jokes

AlexClifford

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q201n4/as_a_us_military_service_member_it_annoys_me_that/

As a US Military service member, it annoys me that people here complain about NSFW tags but don't acknowledge that it could also indicate a post about Naval Service Fleet Warships. Whoops, wrong sub.

2021-10-05 16:28:26

Navy and Cigarette Jokes

MehdiSheriff

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q1z68u/what_do_people_from_alabama_use_for_porn/

what do people from Alabama use for porn? OnlyFam

2021-10-05 15:46:39

Puns and Wordplay

Ramen_Beef_Baby

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q1z47g/whats_an_amish_mans_favorite_type_of_raisin/

What's an Amish Man's favorite type of Raisin? A Barn Raisin.

2021-10-05 15:43:58

Food Puns and Jokes

wimpykidfan37

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q1ydfc/what_did_arnold_schwarzenegger_say_when_his_wife/

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his wife asked him why he hadn't updated to Windows 10? "I still love Vista, baby!"

2021-10-05 15:11:26

Puns and Wordplay Jokes

orderoffries32

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q1ybse/why_did_the_guy_fail_on_the_cheese_test/

Why did the guy fail on the cheese test? He didn't know Jack.

2021-10-05 15:10:11

Cheesy Pizza Jokes

ISYis_yoboi

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q1xaf6/what_do_you_call_a_laughing_deer/

What do you call a laughing deer ? Amoosed

2021-10-05 14:16:34

Animal Dad Jokes

WinkysInWilmerding

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q1wmpw/cool_news_they_found_a_dwarf_species_of_axolotl/

Cool news! They found a dwarf species of axolotl. It's called the axolitl

2021-10-05 13:41:46

Dinosaur Jokes

Cheap_Molasses_1687

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q1wcz6/whats_the_name_of_a_man_who_rolls_around_in_leaves/

What’s the name of a man who rolls around in leaves? Russell

2021-10-05 13:26:25

Star Wars Jokes