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100 | Pyrotechnic17 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbcm6b/what_did_the_egyptian_embalmer_say_after/ | What did the Egyptian embalmer say after finishing their job? Well that's a wrap! | 28 | 2021-12-07 23:29:25 | 0.190467 | 0.212922 | 2,470 | 9,932 | 198 | 198 | Historical Puns and Jokes | false |
101 | TRAKRACER | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbc1oz/how_does_the_moon_cut_his_hair/ | How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it | 33 | 2021-12-07 23:02:26 | -0.179937 | -0.101122 | 1,818 | 7,348 | 128 | 128 | Sun and Moon Jokes | false |
102 | Pigi_The_Pig_Man | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbbo8i/what_happened_to_the_frog_who_got_stuck_on_the/ | What happened to the frog who got stuck on the highway? He got toad | 10 | 2021-12-07 22:45:06 | 0.132441 | 0.549275 | 3,172 | 12,744 | 121 | 121 | Animal-themed puns | false |
103 | highdraw420 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbau0q/what_do_you_call_a_man_without_a_body_or_nose/ | What do you call a man without a body or nose? Nobody nose. | 11 | 2021-12-07 22:06:56 | 0.054468 | 0.268454 | 2,593 | 10,435 | 177 | 177 | Body-related puns | false |
104 | nicktomato | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbaqit/did_you_hear_the_one_about_the_segment_bisector/ | Did you hear the one about the segment bisector? It's side-splittingly funny! | 6 | 2021-12-07 22:02:34 | 0.190266 | -0.241842 | 1,574 | 6,220 | 209 | 209 | Puns and Wordplay | false |
105 | ThatGuyCurrazeh | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbaiqj/what_does_a_forest_fire_and_herpes_have_in_common/ | What does a forest fire and herpes have in common? Both most likely started with a careless match on tinder. | 2,267 | 2021-12-07 21:52:28 | 0.384489 | 0.188052 | 2,476 | 9,816 | 238 | -1 | Puns and Wordplay | false |
106 | john_teets | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbafve/why_should_you_be_cautious_to_perfectly_dial_in/ | Why should you be cautious to perfectly dial in on your herbs and spices when cooking? Because wasting *thyme* is a big *dill* | 7 | 2021-12-07 21:48:49 | 0.528599 | 0.23301 | 2,544 | 10,081 | 264 | 264 | Food Puns | false |
107 | Wacey166 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rbaaup/someone_asked_me_if_i_could_beat_a_game_with/ | Someone asked me if I Could beat a game with nothing but a shovel I told them of course I can, that’s ground breaking technology… | 9 | 2021-12-07 21:41:58 | 0.148281 | 0.091551 | 2,212 | 8,905 | 289 | -1 | Dark Humor Jokes | false |
108 | lateavatar | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rb9kek/scratch_might_be_the_most_versatile_substance/ | Scratch might be the most versatile substance. Look at all things people can make from it. | 20 | 2021-12-07 21:08:45 | 0.153742 | -0.174299 | 1,700 | 6,729 | 223 | -1 | Funny Paper Jokes | false |
109 | ISYis_yoboi | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rb9k14/ive_heard_about_this_beautiful_woman_that_can_put/ | I’ve heard about this beautiful woman that can put everyone to sleep…. Her name is Annasthesia | 15 | 2021-12-07 21:08:18 | 0.259362 | -0.017981 | 2,024 | 8,016 | 307 | 307 | Dad Jokes | false |
110 | vietlinh12hoa | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rb9al1/despite_our_disagreement_on_reddit/ | Despite our disagreement on Reddit We're still on the same page | 7 | 2021-12-07 20:56:47 | 0.129495 | -0.304529 | 1,444 | 5,704 | 205 | -1 | Wordplay and Jokes | false |
111 | ISYis_yoboi | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rb93w9/what_does_a_cat_writes_on/ | What does a cat writes on ? A piece of pa-purr | 6 | 2021-12-07 20:48:19 | 0.274157 | 0.707315 | 3,496 | 14,033 | 84 | 84 | Cat Jokes | false |
112 | AprilTowers | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rb8tw2/whats_time_in_irish/ | What’s time in Irish? >!O’clock!< | 8 | 2021-12-07 20:35:47 | 0.223545 | 0.277249 | 2,599 | 10,446 | 175 | 175 | Pun Jokes | false |
113 | Octipulvirus813 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rb8rdb/why_did_the_scarecrow_when_the_nobel_prize/ | Why did the scarecrow when the Nobel prize He was outstanding in his field | 8 | 2021-12-07 20:32:39 | -0.325842 | 0.393101 | 2,837 | 11,435 | 17 | 17 | Scarecrow Field Jokes | false |
114 | Fox_Fleet60 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rb84le/why_does_spiderman_need_to_sling_webs_to_move/ | Why does Spider-Man need to sling webs to move through the city? .Because he’s Peter Parker, not Peter Parkour. | 63 | 2021-12-07 20:04:22 | 0.075746 | 0.265775 | 2,594 | 10,436 | 177 | 177 | Body-related puns | false |
115 | FourBloodMoons | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rb7t2m/what_do_santas_elves_listen_to_in_the_workshop/ | What do Santa’s elves listen to in the workshop? Wrap music. | 28 | 2021-12-07 19:50:01 | 0.114006 | 0.077946 | 2,211 | 8,775 | 298 | -1 | Dark Humorous Jokes | false |
116 | sockfacekiller | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rb6pb3/where_do_generals_put_their_armies/ | Where do Generals put their armies? In their sleevies | 15 | 2021-12-07 19:01:37 | 0.138011 | 0.817043 | 3,748 | 14,920 | 24 | 24 | Military Dad Jokes | false |
117 | sad_muso | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rb6pa1/what_is_the_most_bitter_drink_to_swallow/ | What is the most bitter drink to swallow? Reali-tea | 19 | 2021-12-07 19:01:35 | 0.480818 | 0.159581 | 2,415 | 9,566 | 232 | 232 | Humorous Jokes and Puns | false |
118 | the-world-eater | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rb61qc/if_the_usa_is_so_great/ | If the USA is so great... Why did they invent the USB | 28 | 2021-12-07 18:39:46 | 0.220579 | 0.201932 | 2,471 | 9,806 | 198 | 198 | Historical Puns and Jokes | false |
119 | Reasonable_Cod1350 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rb5o1e/i_like_telling_dad_jokes/ | I like telling dad jokes Sometimes he laughs | 9 | 2021-12-07 18:26:54 | 0.677921 | -0.205771 | 1,653 | 6,507 | 307 | 307 | Dad Jokes | false |
120 | Mortambulist | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rb36t4/the_pope_has_more_cats_than_is_healthy/ | The pope has more cats than is healthy. I guess he's a catholic. | 11 | 2021-12-07 16:52:38 | 0.284135 | 0.690764 | 3,497 | 13,906 | 84 | 84 | Cat Jokes | false |
121 | EpicWinterWolf | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rb36c0/i_decided_to_walk_in_someone_elses_shoes_today/ | I decided to walk in someone else’s shoes today. They weren’t happy I took off with the pair. | 6 | 2021-12-07 16:51:50 | 0.386794 | -0.325661 | 1,388 | 5,592 | 286 | 286 | Pun Jokes | false |
122 | vocatan | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rb32yn/my_patio_is_covered_in_green_stuff/ | My patio is covered in green stuff Mother Nature has taken a lichen to me.. Moss definitely. | 13 | 2021-12-07 16:46:01 | 0.41752 | 0.289947 | 2,669 | 10,586 | 243 | -1 | Garden and Egg Puns | false |
123 | HovercraftItchy3517 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rb25sz/how_does_nasa_organise_their_parties/ | How does Nasa organise their parties? They "planet"... | 24 | 2021-12-07 15:53:06 | -0.114706 | 0.033807 | 2,140 | 8,504 | 153 | -1 | Space Party Jokes | false |
124 | LegalHighLA | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rb23bm/is_jeff_here_jeff_yes/ | is Jeff here? Jeff: Yes. Geoff: YEOSS! | 9 | 2021-12-07 15:49:07 | 0.062999 | -0.207608 | 1,634 | 6,468 | 221 | -1 | School Humor | false |
125 | jfshay | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rb22cu/a_guy_bursts_into_his_therapists_office_and_says/ | A guy bursts into his therapist's office and says, "doc, I keep having this horrible nightmare of being smashed inside a deck of cards!" The therapist looks up and says, "I'm busy. I'll deal with you later." | 42 | 2021-12-07 15:47:32 | 0.342596 | -0.44614 | 1,130 | 4,565 | 225 | 225 | Medical Jokes | false |
126 | fredinNH | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rb1tys/why_do_the_numbers_3_and_5_make_such_a_great_team/ | Why do the numbers 3 and 5 make such a great team? Because together they thrive. | 2,578 | 2021-12-07 15:36:32 | -0.025867 | -0.339983 | 1,375 | 5,438 | 210 | -1 | Number Humor Jokes | false |
127 | RockRida317 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rb16x2/why_didnt_the_cheese_get_sliced/ | Why didn't the cheese get sliced? 'Cause it had greater plans | 20 | 2021-12-07 15:06:35 | 0.714991 | 0.222928 | 2,550 | 10,093 | 163 | 163 | Cheesy Pizza Jokes | false |
128 | YoviQ | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rb0pdk/alpha_delta_and_omicron_walk_into_a_bar_and_order/ | Alpha, Delta, and Omicron walk into a bar and order a few Coronas. "That'll be $20.21", the bartender says. | 1,020 | 2021-12-07 14:43:43 | -0.160404 | 0.169409 | 2,394 | 9,525 | 58 | 58 | Bar Jokes | false |
129 | anvesh_parab | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rb0n3d/twi_kids_from_bankok_had_a_race_who_won/ | Twi kids from Bankok had a race. Who won? It was a Thai... | 6 | 2021-12-07 14:40:41 | 0.365225 | 0.165338 | 2,411 | 9,559 | 249 | -1 | Weather-related Dad Jokes | false |
130 | stingraymond27 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rb0lan/my_wife_said_i_should_do_lunges_to_stay_in_shape/ | My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape That would be a big step forward | 14 | 2021-12-07 14:38:12 | 0.303903 | -0.213243 | 1,641 | 6,483 | 295 | -1 | Humorous Puns and Jokes | false |
131 | DepleetedMass | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rb0hm3/do_they_laugh_out_loud_in_hawaii/ | Do they laugh out loud in Hawaii? Or is it just aloha? | 30 | 2021-12-07 14:33:22 | 0.042232 | 0.263504 | 2,593 | 10,306 | 177 | 177 | Body-related puns | false |
132 | ViolinistLarge3458 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rb06wf/why_cant_a_leopard_hide/ | why can't a leopard hide because it's spotted | 8 | 2021-12-07 14:18:54 | 0.263065 | 0.625382 | 3,368 | 13,392 | 139 | -1 | Elephant Jokes | false |
133 | ViolinistLarge3458 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rb06kl/why_do_you_bring_2_pairs_of_pants_to_golf/ | why do you bring 2 pairs of pants to golf incase you get a hole in one | 8 | 2021-12-07 14:18:24 | 0.336412 | -0.296096 | 1,450 | 5,845 | 284 | 284 | Pun Jokes | false |
134 | anvesh_parab | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/razwgo/did_you_know_queen_did_hip_hop_too/ | Did you know Queen did Hip Hop too? They had released a Bohemian Rap CD | 38 | 2021-12-07 14:04:44 | 0.085909 | 0.038034 | 2,146 | 8,517 | 266 | 266 | Music-themed jokes | false |
135 | anvesh_parab | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/razvi2/whats_the_difference_between_a_clown_and_an/ | What's the difference between a clown and an athletic rabbit? One is a little bit funny& the other is a little fit bunny... | 60 | 2021-12-07 14:03:25 | 0.330421 | 0.485418 | 3,050 | 12,245 | 137 | 137 | Animal-Themed Dad Jokes | false |
136 | Sir_Pluses | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/razbbr/what_did_the_apprentice_executioner_say_to_his/ | What did the apprentice executioner say to his boss after two weeks on the job? I think I'm getting the hang of it! | 47 | 2021-12-07 13:33:28 | 0.239724 | 0.048331 | 2,151 | 8,655 | 307 | 307 | Dad Jokes | false |
137 | chacham2 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rayzwq/before_we_were_married_my_wife_used_to_clean_up/ | Before we were married, my wife used to clean up my place, and i used to clean hers. Eventually we realized that we were maid for each other. | 9,743 | 2021-12-07 13:15:51 | 0.415939 | -0.111806 | 1,837 | 7,258 | 297 | -1 | Dad Jokes Compilation | false |
138 | chacham2 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rayz6d/you_cant_trust_a_deli_sandwich/ | You can't trust a deli sandwich. They're so full of bologna. | 50 | 2021-12-07 13:14:51 | 0.663482 | 0.224098 | 2,549 | 10,090 | 204 | -1 | Food-related Jokes | false |
139 | chacham2 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rayyvs/artists_are_good_fights/ | Artists are good fights. They can draw any weapon they want. | 11 | 2021-12-07 13:14:27 | 0.159102 | -0.09077 | 1,893 | 7,498 | 305 | -1 | Puns and Wordplay Jokes | false |
140 | zeek-lukhulu | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rayw6b/what_do_you_call_a_lobster_that_goes_to_church/ | What do you call a lobster that goes to church? A christacean. | 10 | 2021-12-07 13:10:25 | -0.02929 | 0.492349 | 3,039 | 12,222 | 107 | 107 | Fishing Jokes | false |
141 | MajorStare | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rayv74/anyone_know_any_dad_jokes_about_eyes/ | Anyone know any Dad jokes about eyes? The cornea, the better. | 150 | 2021-12-07 13:09:07 | 0.263062 | -0.363305 | 1,320 | 5,200 | 226 | 226 | Puns and Wordplay Jokes | false |
142 | incredibleinkpen | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rayqtj/my_boss_hates_curved_structures_but_i_love_them/ | My boss hates curved structures, but I love them. He's my arch enemy. | 45 | 2021-12-07 13:02:42 | 0.273173 | -0.029848 | 2,024 | 8,017 | 307 | 307 | Dad Jokes | false |
143 | MitchellOfficial | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/raylto/what_did_the_drummer_name_his_twin_daughters/ | What did the drummer name his twin daughters? Anna One!…Anna Two! | 10 | 2021-12-07 12:55:33 | 0.636657 | -0.452972 | 1,140 | 4,584 | 46 | 46 | Wedding Puns | false |
144 | Fairwaydivots | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/raye0e/my_wife_gave_me_an_ultimatum_she_said_it_was/ | My wife gave me an ultimatum - she said it was either her or my addiction to sweets… The decision was a piece of cake! | 224 | 2021-12-07 12:43:30 | 0.591081 | 0.055959 | 2,162 | 8,677 | 254 | 254 | Dad Jokes and Puns | false |
145 | Common_Coyote_3 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/ray7hq/everybody_knows_that_the_big_apple_is_on_the/ | Everybody knows that the Big Apple is on the western side of Long Island, but do you know where the Mini Apple is? The Upper Midwest | 20 | 2021-12-07 12:33:38 | 0.310673 | 0.152036 | 2,345 | 9,427 | 249 | 249 | Weather-related Dad Jokes | false |
146 | Skilldini | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/ray0wf/i_went_to_my_local_diy_store_yesterday_and_some/ | I went to my local DIY store yesterday and some idiot in an orange apron asked me if I wanted decking Luckily I got the first punch in | 17 | 2021-12-07 12:23:23 | 0.40874 | -0.054246 | 1,965 | 7,770 | 276 | -1 | Dad Jokes and Puns | false |
147 | dothemagic | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/raxp94/i_added_the_finishing_touch_to_perfect_my_board/ | I added the finishing touch to perfect my board game room. It’s a paradise. | 28 | 2021-12-07 12:05:01 | 0.274817 | -0.098298 | 1,832 | 7,377 | 294 | -1 | Dad Jokes and Puns | false |
148 | i-love-cats-2020 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/raxmcn/did_you_know_crows_stay_by_their_fallen_comrades/ | Did you know crows stay by their fallen comrades to see what got them? Guess you could say they performed a murder investigation | 8 | 2021-12-07 12:00:39 | 0.221331 | 0.433689 | 2,919 | 11,726 | 133 | 133 | Bird Puns and Jokes | false |
149 | Legenda_069 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/raxj12/i_hate_connectthedot_puzzles/ | I hate connect-the-dot puzzles. That’s where I draw the line. | 44 | 2021-12-07 11:55:14 | 0.012513 | -0.22356 | 1,568 | 6,336 | 213 | 213 | Math Jokes | false |
150 | BlankPhotos | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rax8vo/i_broke_my_finger_today/ | I broke my finger today. On the other hand I'm ok... | 19 | 2021-12-07 11:37:41 | 0.308428 | -0.39021 | 1,257 | 5,075 | 225 | 225 | Medical Jokes | false |
151 | humanbeast7 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rax746/how_do_gamers_like_to_shower/ | How do gamers like to shower? with Steam | 317 | 2021-12-07 11:34:26 | 0.358891 | -0.009161 | 2,027 | 8,150 | 307 | 307 | Dad Jokes | false |
152 | qmechan | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/qx56hh/do_you_guys_remember_the_chiropractor_joke_i_put/ | Do you guys remember the chiropractor joke I put up About a week back? | 9 | 2021-11-19 01:44:04 | 0.307127 | -0.42686 | 1,193 | 4,691 | 225 | 225 | Medical Jokes | false |
153 | grepadil | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/qx51dh/my_7_year_old_son_scared_me_today_when_he_told_me/ | My 7 year old son scared me today when he told me about the kidnapping at his school. He then proceeded to tell me everything was ok after they woke him up. | 6 | 2021-11-19 01:36:16 | 0.170861 | -0.638469 | 741 | 3,018 | 32 | 32 | Kidnapping Wake-up Jokes | false |
154 | leucotone | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/qx4ueg/my_wife_told_me_i_would_hurt_my_arm_beating_the/ | My wife told me I would hurt my arm beating the eggs so hard. I told her, "Don't worry, it's worth the whisk." | 16 | 2021-11-19 01:25:45 | 0.60279 | 0.10617 | 2,291 | 9,062 | 254 | 254 | Dad Jokes and Puns | false |
155 | MSotallyTober | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/qx4td3/why_is_divorce_so_expensive/ | Why is divorce so expensive? … because it’s worth it. | 6 | 2021-11-19 01:24:07 | 0.40864 | -0.240141 | 1,581 | 6,234 | 292 | 292 | Relationship Humour | false |
156 | DepleetedMass | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/qx4klv/why_dont_mummies_like_to_go_on_vacation/ | Why don’t mummies like to go on vacation? They can never seem to unwind. | 7 | 2021-11-19 01:10:36 | 0.148786 | 0.175422 | 2,404 | 9,673 | 200 | 200 | Star Wars Jokes | false |
157 | Levangeline | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/qx2sqn/why_dont_french_people_ever_eat_two_eggs_for/ | Why don't French people ever eat two eggs for breakfast? Because one egg is *un œuf* | 8 | 2021-11-18 23:38:11 | 0.521295 | 0.265266 | 2,608 | 10,337 | 264 | 264 | Food Puns | false |
158 | Awkward-Ad6455 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/qx2ick/what_has_two_legs_and_bleeds_a_lot/ | What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a cat | 6 | 2021-11-18 23:23:40 | 0.28429 | 0.699299 | 3,497 | 13,906 | 84 | 84 | Cat Jokes | false |
159 | the_hammburglar | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/qkwhja/why_do_rogues_like_to_wear_leather_armor/ | Why do rogues like to wear leather armor? Because it's made out of hide. | 6 | 2021-11-02 04:36:54 | 0.297299 | -0.314733 | 1,385 | 5,587 | 225 | 225 | Medical Jokes | false |
160 | MG_X | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/qkvlhf/what_sport_did_jesus_play/ | What sport did Jesus play? Lacrosse! | 8 | 2021-11-02 03:43:12 | 0.228042 | 0.136864 | 2,343 | 9,294 | 273 | 273 | Religious Jokes and Puns | false |
161 | MisterDecember | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/qkuu12/the_police_arrested_a_demon_last_night/ | The police arrested a demon last night They got him on possession. | 9 | 2021-11-02 02:59:26 | 0.144905 | -0.032234 | 1,956 | 7,881 | 305 | 305 | Puns and Wordplay Jokes | false |
162 | tempthrowary | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/qkuqc7/my_heart_goes_out_to_the_diabetic_knight/ | My heart goes out to the diabetic knight. He sure does have to lance a lot. | 7 | 2021-11-02 02:53:30 | 0.242837 | -0.124783 | 1,831 | 7,247 | 274 | 274 | Job-related Puns | false |
163 | zipflop | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/qkudev/what_do_you_call_a_rapper_wearing_a_wig/ | What do you call a rapper wearing a wig? 2pée[Just thought of this while driving and figured it was lame enough to post here. Proud of it.] | 21 | 2021-11-02 02:34:12 | 0.135468 | 0.040937 | 2,148 | 8,520 | 298 | 298 | Dark Humorous Jokes | false |
164 | KW-DadJoker | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/qkswwq/the_bigger_the_turkey_got_the_more_the_others/ | The bigger the turkey got, the more the others avoided him... ...eventually with no friends, he was ostrich-sized. | 10 | 2021-11-02 01:17:27 | 0.272375 | 0.454202 | 2,984 | 11,985 | 132 | 132 | Bird Puns | false |
165 | Anti-waxxer | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/qksvg1/did_you_hear_about_the_mathematician_who_was/ | Did you hear about the mathematician who was terrified of negative numbers He would stop at nothing to avoid them | 17 | 2021-11-02 01:15:12 | -0.01272 | -0.251633 | 1,503 | 6,079 | 213 | 213 | Math Jokes | false |
166 | Anti-waxxer | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/qksumk/how_do_trains_hear/ | How do trains hear? With their engineers | 19 | 2021-11-02 01:14:02 | 0.040637 | 0.152474 | 2,337 | 9,410 | 171 | 171 | Train and Skeleton Puns | false |
167 | bobskimo | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/qksgfk/when_a_longnecked_bird_showed_up_to_poker_night_i/ | When a long-necked bird showed up to poker night, I thought he'd never fit in. But now he's just swan of the guys. | 8 | 2021-11-02 00:53:33 | 0.24554 | 0.461438 | 2,983 | 11,983 | 133 | 133 | Bird Puns and Jokes | false |
168 | AvatarConscious | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/qks4ci/my_wife_said_i_should_do_lunges_to_stay_in_shape/ | My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape… That would be a big step forward😃 | 6 | 2021-11-02 00:35:26 | 0.326641 | -0.209649 | 1,642 | 6,484 | 290 | -1 | Puns and Wordplay Jokes | false |
169 | VeryDistinctive_ | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/qkrw4g/a_convention_of_likeminded_intellectuals/ | A convention of like-minded intellectuals A bunch of comedians gather together for a conference. The festivities start off with the usual dinner meet-and-greet. One comedian says to the other, "Hey, is this the line for the prime rib?" The other says, "No, that line is over there. This is the punchline." | 6 | 2021-11-02 00:23:44 | 0.178244 | -0.134991 | 1,765 | 7,115 | 217 | 217 | Puns and Wordplay | false |
170 | Blue_WhaleLord | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/qkqysm/you_know_when_water_falls_from_the_sky_its_called/ | You know when water falls from the sky it’s called precipitation, so what do you call it when water is excited? Anticipation(I made this up on the spot and it got a chuckle out of my dad haha so it’s already “dad approved”) | 8 | 2021-11-01 23:36:25 | 0.367968 | 0.145739 | 2,347 | 9,431 | 249 | -1 | Weather-related Dad Jokes | false |
171 | Select_Suggestion496 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/qkqwb3/there_was_an_old_man_who_lived_by_a_forest_as_he/ | There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. That day, he called his children to a meeting... He said, "Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it's completely gone now. My hair can't be saved. But look outside at the forest. It's such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they'll all be cut down and this forest will look as bald as my hair.""What I want you to do..." the man continued. "Is, every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants to do the same. It shall be our family's duty to keep this forest strong."So they did. Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, and so did their children, and their children after them. And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one man and his re-seeding heirline. | 24 | 2021-11-01 23:33:03 | 0.359139 | 0.311599 | 2,667 | 10,710 | 189 | 189 | Tree and Bunny Jokes | false |
172 | Viking_Warrior1 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/qkqrc8/i_cant_find_my_gone_in_60_seconds_dvd/ | I cant find my 'Gone in 60 seconds' DVD It was here a minute ago | 51 | 2021-11-01 23:26:08 | 0.155907 | -0.136339 | 1,764 | 7,113 | 222 | 222 | Dad Jokes and Puns | false |
173 | thebelsnickle1991 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/qkp6h5/what_do_you_call_a_nun_that_rides_a_bike/ | What do you call a Nun that rides a bike? Virgin Mobile | 7 | 2021-11-01 22:10:02 | 0.200115 | 0.146385 | 2,342 | 9,420 | 273 | 273 | Religious Jokes and Puns | false |
174 | Leftythebunnyz | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/qkp3ae/what_did_the_coffee_report_to_the_police/ | What did the coffee report to the police? A mugging | 10 | 2021-11-01 22:06:01 | -0.228574 | 0.455455 | 2,968 | 11,953 | 37 | 37 | Coffee Mugging Jokes | false |
175 | Imitation_Llama | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/qkozpp/peak_dad_moment_when_my_5yo_son_said/ | Peak dad moment when my 5yo son said: What do you call a tornado that lays lots of eggs?A spawnado | 6 | 2021-11-01 22:01:32 | 0.545918 | -0.006701 | 2,033 | 8,162 | 192 | 192 | Dad Jokes and Humor | false |
176 | thecyriousone | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/qko9u3/what_is_a_skydivers_favorite_season/ | What is a skydiver's favorite season? Fall. | 11 | 2021-11-01 21:27:12 | 0.326342 | 0.142606 | 2,346 | 9,428 | 249 | 249 | Weather-related Dad Jokes | false |
177 | hau5cat | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/qknzd8/why_wasnt_the_dolphin_arrested_for_possession_of/ | Why wasn't the dolphin arrested for possession of marijuana? It was for medicinal porpoises. | 28 | 2021-11-01 21:13:44 | 0.026009 | 0.483261 | 3,040 | 12,097 | 106 | 106 | Marine Animal Jokes | false |
178 | garth177 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/qknu0c/what_did_one_plate_say_to_the_other/ | What did one plate say to the other? Dinner is on me! | 6 | 2021-11-01 21:06:50 | 0.647104 | 0.11113 | 2,292 | 9,193 | 254 | 254 | Dad Jokes and Puns | false |
179 | JayB-BayB | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/qknqd0/you_hear_about_the_mexican_train_killer/ | You hear about the Mexican train killer? He had Locomotives | 11 | 2021-11-01 21:02:14 | 0.048456 | 0.168942 | 2,401 | 9,539 | 171 | 171 | Train and Skeleton Puns | false |
180 | Konato-san | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/qknk4f/whats_the_most_important_part_of_a_joke_about_isis/ | What's the most important part of a joke about ISIS? The execution. | 14 | 2021-11-01 20:54:28 | 0.19865 | 0.092298 | 2,214 | 8,908 | 195 | -1 | Pun Jokes | false |
181 | aaa122155 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/qkmdz4/what_do_you_get_when_you_pick_a_pigs_nose/ | What do you get when you pick a pigs nose? Ham boogers 😆 I know I know…snot funny 😂 😆 | 11 | 2021-11-01 20:01:13 | 0.376058 | -0.081186 | 1,900 | 7,512 | 307 | 307 | Dad Jokes | false |
182 | OwenJthomas89 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/qkm2h8/i_lost_my_drink_in_scotland/ | I lost my drink in Scotland Where did my Glasgow | 23 | 2021-11-01 19:47:20 | 0.26597 | 0.249012 | 2,536 | 10,193 | 246 | -1 | Political and Cultural Jokes | false |
183 | Sir_Pluses | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/qkm1l7/i_was_really_into_studying_the_full_moon/ | I was really into studying the full moon! Now my interest is waning. | 40 | 2021-11-01 19:46:12 | -0.132657 | -0.086487 | 1,883 | 7,479 | 128 | 128 | Sun and Moon Jokes | false |
184 | lolboonesfarm | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/qkm0ac/i_make_all_my_dentist_appointments_at_the_same/ | I make all my dentist appointments at the same time. 2:30 | 7 | 2021-11-01 19:44:37 | 0.393226 | -0.542253 | 940 | 3,801 | 117 | 117 | Dental Jokes | false |
185 | aNocturnalNerd | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/qklxf2/what_gender_pronouns_do_chocolate_bars_prefer/ | What gender pronouns do chocolate bars prefer? Her/She | 19 | 2021-11-01 19:40:55 | 0.521026 | 0.173783 | 2,416 | 9,697 | 229 | 229 | Food and Beverage Jokes | false |
186 | randomguy7588 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/qkliuc/whats_brown_and_sounds_like_a_bell/ | Whats brown and sounds like a bell Dung!I heard this from montey python | 6 | 2021-11-01 19:22:44 | 0.021869 | -0.843151 | 352 | 1,345 | 8 | 8 | Brown and Sticky Jokes | false |
187 | Ok-Equipment1552 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/qkkmw5/what_do_you_call_a_blind_german_in_1940/ | What do you call a blind german in 1940? A not-see | 9 | 2021-11-01 18:42:25 | 0.220214 | 0.214928 | 2,471 | 9,934 | 198 | 198 | Historical Puns and Jokes | false |
188 | tasteless-dorito | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/qkkjvg/two_peanuts_walked_into_a_park/ | Two peanuts walked into a park. One was as-salted | 6 | 2021-11-01 18:38:37 | 0.626994 | 0.287133 | 2,676 | 10,600 | 191 | 191 | Food-related Jokes | false |
189 | sonalibelle | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/qkj2dd/somebody_stole_my_memory_foam_mattress/ | Somebody stole my memory foam mattress… I reported it to the police but they arrested me for losing my Tempur! | 6 | 2021-11-01 17:30:30 | 0.211523 | -0.044726 | 1,958 | 7,885 | 302 | 302 | Puns and Wordplay | false |
190 | wimpykidfan37 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2y0h9/how_does_cinderella_cut_her_nails/ | How does Cinderella cut her nails? With glass clippers. | 7 | 2021-10-07 01:09:32 | 0.293593 | -0.137999 | 1,769 | 7,122 | 294 | 294 | Dad Jokes and Puns | false |
191 | YT_JRGRAND | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2xq5g/why_should_you_take_an_extra_pair_of_socks_when/ | Why should you take an extra pair of socks when golfing? In case you get a hole in one | 9 | 2021-10-07 00:53:47 | 0.36814 | -0.31754 | 1,387 | 5,591 | 286 | 286 | Pun Jokes | false |
192 | Oh_My_Monster | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2vyo5/i_sat_at_the_park_for_3_hours_today_just_staring/ | I sat at the park for 3 hours today just staring at a frog. It was ribbiting. | 9 | 2021-10-06 23:15:38 | 0.135721 | 0.544032 | 3,172 | 12,616 | 121 | 121 | Animal-themed puns | false |
193 | Wild-Boyo | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2v756/why_did_the_art_thiefs_van_run_out_of_fuel/ | Why did the art thief's van run out of fuel? He had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh | 16 | 2021-10-06 22:33:17 | 0.204359 | -0.048692 | 1,958 | 7,757 | 302 | 302 | Puns and Wordplay | false |
194 | coadnamedalex | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2v5z0/what_do_you_call_a_pile_of_cats/ | What do you call a pile of cats? A meowntain | 11 | 2021-10-06 22:31:18 | 0.270982 | 0.715001 | 3,496 | 14,033 | 84 | 84 | Cat Jokes | false |
195 | jvcrump | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2uj77/wanna_know_how_to_make_a_tissue_dance/ | Wanna know how to make a tissue dance? Just put a little boogie in it. | 9 | 2021-10-06 21:57:54 | 0.128037 | 0.013479 | 2,084 | 8,264 | 258 | 258 | Clever Jokes and Puns | false |
196 | jigsatics | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2tcye/you_cannot_plant_flowers/ | You cannot plant flowers... if you haven't botany. | 7 | 2021-10-06 20:58:19 | 0.434431 | 0.285193 | 2,669 | 10,587 | 260 | 260 | Plant and Garden Puns | false |
197 | jigsatics | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2tbp0/i_married_a_pirate_with_a_patch/ | I married a pirate with a patch... The one eye love. | 8 | 2021-10-06 20:56:31 | -0.1017 | 0.30221 | 2,652 | 10,681 | 91 | 91 | Pirate Jokes | false |
198 | joukoer | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2seym/i_lost_my_job_at_the_zoo_recently/ | I lost my job at the zoo recently There was a sign that said do not feed the animals. So I didn't. | 12 | 2021-10-06 20:09:39 | 0.288747 | 0.582224 | 3,241 | 13,010 | 141 | -1 | Animal Pun Jokes | false |
199 | maskedprincess_2020 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/q2rc09/yes_i_have_my_period/ | Yes, I have my period. ***No, I’m not ovary acting.*** | 10 | 2021-10-06 19:14:52 | 0.415368 | -0.346375 | 1,325 | 5,338 | 285 | -1 | Family-Related Puns | false |
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