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Well I’m, I’m a little slow. Just as our children would be.
Relax every muscle in your body.
Listen to the plinky-plunky music.
Okay, now close you eyes, and think of a happy place.
Okay, tell me your happy place.
Richard's living room, drinking wine.
All right. No, no, no, not a Richard thing, just put down the glass. And get out!
I'm sorry, but that's my happy place.
Well, okay, fine, use my happy place.
Okay, I'm just gonna, I have to ask that you don't move anything.
All right, I'll try not to.
Okay, all right, so, your in a meadow, millions of stars in the sky....
Do you think breaking up with him was a huge mistake?
All right, there are no questions in the happy place. Okay, just, the warm breeze, and the moonlight flowing through the trees....
I'll bet he's totally over me, I'll bet he's fine.
All right, betting and wagering of any kind, are, I'm sure, not permitted in the happy place.
Okay.
Just-just, you know, the-the lovely waterfalls, and the, the trickling fountains.
And the-the calming sounds of the babbling brook....
Okay, this isn't working. I'm still awake and now I have to pee.
OK sweetie, I'll see you later.
See you later Rach.
Bye-bye Julie.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey, c'mon, cut it out.
Hey?
What?
Can I ask you somethin'?
Hey Rach, wanna hear the new song I'm thinkin' of singing this afternoon? I wrote it this morning in the shower.
Ok.
Uh, Rachel, sweetheart, could I see ya for a minute?
What's up?
F.Y.I..
I've decided to pay a professional musician to play in here on Sunday afternoons.
Her name is Stephanie... something.
She's supposed to be very good.
But what about Phoebe?
Rachel, it's not that your friend is bad, it's that she's so bad, she makes me want to put my finger through my eye into my brain and swirl it around.
Ok, ok, so you're not a fan, but I mean, come on, you cannot do this to her.
Uh...
Oh, no no no no. Oh no no no no. I have to do this to her?
Ahh, no.
Oh.
Are you jealous?
Noo, I y'know I don't see why she has to play with you, that's all.
I mean doesn't she have any y'know other stripper moms friends of her own?
You are totally jealous.
I'm not jealous.
All right this is about, umm, people feeling certain things y'know about strippers.
And y'know, and um, I...
Honey, I love you too.
Ugh. Wait, wait, wait.
What?
Huh.
Well, there's a kiss that he won't forget for a couple of hours, y'know.
Yeah. Either that, or you just turned him on and sent him off to a stripper.
I can’t believe you came back.
Don’t say anything.
I don’t wanna speak, I don’t wanna think.
I just want you to take me and kiss me and make love to me right here, right now.
Rachel! Rachel!
What?
You missed the exit!
Oh, sorry.
My God, what were you thinking about?
Um, Barry.
Awwwww
I just—I thought you guys were doing it, I didn't know you were in love!
Dude!
And hats off to Phoebe. Quite a competitor. And might I say your breasts are still showing.
God!
All right! So that's it! It's over! Everybody knows!
Well actually, Ross doesn't.
Yes, and we'd appreciate it if no one told him yet.
Dear Mary-Angela.
Hi.
How?s it going.
This is the hardest letter I?ve ever had to write.
What the hell?s a matter with you?
How do you think Joey?s going to react when he finds out that you blew off his sister with a letter?
Well, that?s the part where you tell him that I moved to France. When actually I?ll be in Cuba.
All right, look, look, you?ve got to do this yourself, okay in person.
At least you know her name.
You just go to the house and you ask for Mary-Angela, okay, when which ever one she is comes to the door, you take her for a walk, you let her down easy.
What if Mary-Angela comes to the door and I ask for Mary-Angela?
Where in Cuba?
Hey.
You uh, you may have been right about Jill.
Oh! I knew it! What happened?
Umm, she kissed me.
What?! You kissed!
All right.
Okay, here you go. I have two queens, what do you have?
A two and a five.
Ho-ho, you win! 50 dollars!
Really?!
Oh yeah! Okay, let’s play again. What do you got?
A four and a nine.
You’re kidding right?

Well I’m, I’m a little slow. Just as our children would be.

Relax every muscle in your body.

Listen to the plinky-plunky music.

Okay, now close you eyes, and think of a happy place.

Okay, tell me your happy place.

Richard's living room, drinking wine.

All right. No, no, no, not a Richard thing, just put down the glass. And get out!

I'm sorry, but that's my happy place.

Well, okay, fine, use my happy place.

Okay, I'm just gonna, I have to ask that you don't move anything.

All right, I'll try not to.

Okay, all right, so, your in a meadow, millions of stars in the sky....

Do you think breaking up with him was a huge mistake?

All right, there are no questions in the happy place. Okay, just, the warm breeze, and the moonlight flowing through the trees....

I'll bet he's totally over me, I'll bet he's fine.

All right, betting and wagering of any kind, are, I'm sure, not permitted in the happy place.

Okay.

Just-just, you know, the-the lovely waterfalls, and the, the trickling fountains.

And the-the calming sounds of the babbling brook....

Okay, this isn't working. I'm still awake and now I have to pee.

OK sweetie, I'll see you later.

See you later Rach.

Bye-bye Julie.

Hey.

Hey, c'mon, cut it out.

Hey?

What?

Can I ask you somethin'?

Hey Rach, wanna hear the new song I'm thinkin' of singing this afternoon? I wrote it this morning in the shower.

Ok.

Uh, Rachel, sweetheart, could I see ya for a minute?

What's up?

F.Y.I..

I've decided to pay a professional musician to play in here on Sunday afternoons.

Her name is Stephanie... something.

She's supposed to be very good.

But what about Phoebe?

Rachel, it's not that your friend is bad, it's that she's so bad, she makes me want to put my finger through my eye into my brain and swirl it around.

Ok, ok, so you're not a fan, but I mean, come on, you cannot do this to her.

Uh...

Oh, no no no no. Oh no no no no. I have to do this to her?

Ahh, no.

Oh.

Are you jealous?

Noo, I y'know I don't see why she has to play with you, that's all.

I mean doesn't she have any y'know other stripper moms friends of her own?

You are totally jealous.

I'm not jealous.

All right this is about, umm, people feeling certain things y'know about strippers.

And y'know, and um, I...

Honey, I love you too.

Ugh. Wait, wait, wait.

What?

Huh.

Well, there's a kiss that he won't forget for a couple of hours, y'know.

Yeah. Either that, or you just turned him on and sent him off to a stripper.

I can’t believe you came back.

Don’t say anything.

I don’t wanna speak, I don’t wanna think.

I just want you to take me and kiss me and make love to me right here, right now.

Rachel! Rachel!

What?

You missed the exit!

Oh, sorry.

My God, what were you thinking about?

Um, Barry.

Awwwww

I just—I thought you guys were doing it, I didn't know you were in love!

Dude!

And hats off to Phoebe. Quite a competitor. And might I say your breasts are still showing.

God!

All right! So that's it! It's over! Everybody knows!

Well actually, Ross doesn't.

Yes, and we'd appreciate it if no one told him yet.

Dear Mary-Angela.

Hi.

How?s it going.

This is the hardest letter I?ve ever had to write.

What the hell?s a matter with you?

How do you think Joey?s going to react when he finds out that you blew off his sister with a letter?

Well, that?s the part where you tell him that I moved to France. When actually I?ll be in Cuba.

All right, look, look, you?ve got to do this yourself, okay in person.

At least you know her name.

You just go to the house and you ask for Mary-Angela, okay, when which ever one she is comes to the door, you take her for a walk, you let her down easy.

What if Mary-Angela comes to the door and I ask for Mary-Angela?

Where in Cuba?

Hey.

You uh, you may have been right about Jill.

Oh! I knew it! What happened?

Umm, she kissed me.

What?! You kissed!

All right.

Okay, here you go. I have two queens, what do you have?

A two and a five.

Ho-ho, you win! 50 dollars!

Really?!

Oh yeah! Okay, let’s play again. What do you got?

A four and a nine.

You’re kidding right?