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Nothing, um, it's just, um... It's Roger.

I dunno, there's just something about...

Basically we just feel that he's...

We hate that guy.

Yeah. Hate him.

We're sorry, Pheebs, we're sorry.

Uh-huh.

Okay.

Okay, don't you think, maybe, though, it's just that he's so perceptive that it freaks you out?

...No, we hate him.

We're sorry.

Hey!

Hey!

What are you doing?

I’m sending back all this stuff that Chandler bought out of guilt.

Yes that was mine.

Cause I figured you'd hooked up with some girl and she'd left it there.

Yes that would have made more sense.

Y'know, I-I don't even feel like I know you anymore man!

All right, look, I'm just gonna ask you this one time.

And whatever you say, I'll believe ya.

Were you, or were you not on a gay cruise?

Oh hey! There's some kids playing in the street, you wanna go down there and give them a project, ruin their day?

Hey, if they have a ball maybe you can stick razor blades in it and teach them a new game, Gonna Need Stitches Ball.

She said what?

She said, "If I’m not gonna be happy getting married somewhere that we find in a day, well then we should just postpone it."

Postpone it?

Emily, do you think Monica realises how much our parents spent on this wedding?

Do you my sister’s teeny-tiny little brain comprehends that people took time out of their lives to fly thousands of miles to be here, huh?

This isn’t right.

I realize that people are going to be disappointed. But, I’m sure they’ll come back when we can do it right.

I can’t ask people to do that? Would you ask people to do that?

Don’t you point your pants at me!

We have no choice!

Anywhere that’s half-decent would’ve be booked months ago, Ross don’t you understand?

This is our wedding I’m talking about.

The only thing I understand is postponing it is not an option. This is when we’re getting married.

So what are you saying? It’s now or never?

No. I’m saying it’s now.

Or?

There’s no ‘or’ in mind. What is wrong with these pants?!!

It’s not the pants.

It’s you that is backwards.

And if, and if you don’t understand how important this is to me, well then, perhaps we shouldn’t get married at all!

No, wait! Emily! No, wait, stop! Emily, please—

Hi, honey.

See you later.

What? I-I bought groceries, I was gonna make you dinner!

Well next time ask! Or at least wait for me to ask!

Hi, this is Heldi from the Morgan Chase museum. I’m calling for Monica Geller.

Oh no!

I want to let her know that there was a cancellation and if she’s still interested in having the Bing-Geller wedding at our facility, it is available

Oh please, he didn’t hear it! He didn’t hear it!!

This is Chandler Bing! This is Chandler Bing!

NOOOO!!!!!!!!

Ma! What're you doing here?

I came to give you this and this.

Oww! Big ring!

Yeah, all the time. I want the baby to know my voice.

Do you uh, do you talk about me?

Yeah, yeah, all the time.

Really?

But um, we just refer to you as Bobo the Sperm Guy.

Would you look at this dump? He hated us. This is his final revenge!

Have you ever seen so much crap?

Actually, I think this apartment sullies the good name of crap

Check this out. Can I have this?

What?

I'm at work, ordinary day, you know, chop chop chop, sauti, sauti, sauti.

All of a sudden, Leon, the manager, calls me into his office.

It turns out they fired the head lunch chef, and guess who got the job.

If it's not you, this is a horrible story.

Fortunately, it is me.

And, they made me head of purchasing, thank you very much.

Anyway, I just ran into Ross and Chandler downstairs, and they think we should go out and celebrate.

Y'know, someplace nice.

Yeah, someplace nice.

Yeah!

How much do you think I can get for my kidney?

So, what do you think?

I think It's the most beautiful table I've ever seen.

I know!

So how does this work, you going to balance the plates on these little guys' heads?

Who cares, we'll eat at the sink! Come on, let's play!

Heads up Ross! Score! You suck!

Thank you. Just make yourself comfortable.

Gotcha.

This place is really my Grandmother’s.

I got it from her when she moved to Florida, otherwise I could never afford a place like this.

So if the landlord ever asks, I’m 87 year old woman, who’s afraid of her VCR.

So are you thirsty?

Oh, you bet I am!

Okay, here’s your penis!

Ohh, okay.

Oh my God, what a great surprise! This is such a beautiful house.

Thank you, it’s my mom’s. So this is the kitchen.

Hey, ready for dinner?

Ooh, absolutely!

Great! How about you wanted to go the Italian place down on Bleaker Street right?

Ooh, I love that place! So, no.