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No! No! No!

What?!

I was up all night writing this really nasty letter to Emily! It was perfect and now it's all covered in-in… Actually, thanks!

All right! Everybody ready to go to the movies?

Uh actually, I think I'm gonna skip it.

Really?

Yeah, I'm gonna stay and read my book. I just wanna be alone right now.

Oh. Are you sure you don't want to come? Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan, they get mail and stuff.

That's okay, Joe.

All right, let's go Pheebs.

Oh God!

That was amazing.

I know.

Hey, do you realize we may have just changed our lives forever?

We may have just started a family.

Nine months from now we can be here, having our own baby.

And if not, we got to do it on a bucket.

Ross! You gotta stop! Okay?! You can’t just stare through the peep hole for three hours! You’re gonna get peep eye!

I knew it!

I knew it!

I always knew she liked him!

Y'know, she’d say no, but here we are!

Right?

We just broke up, first thing she does!

You didn’t just break up.

Hey, it’s been like three weeks!

You slept with somebody three hours after you thought you broke up. I mean bullets have left guns slower!

Hey, so uh, y'know how there's something I wanted to talk to you about?

Oh yeah!

Well, y'know how I'm trying to work things out with Emily.

Well, there's this one thing… Okay, here goes.

I made a promise that--Oh hey!

What?

You're nose is bleeding!

Oh God.

No!

Oh not again!

This-this happened when my grandfather died.

It's ugh!

Sorry.

Oh, okay, so I'm sorry, what-what were you-what did you want to tell me?

Umm

Sorry. Sorry.

Okay, I uh, I can't see you anymore.

Yeah, I know. It's ridiculous! I can't see you either.

Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet!

Hello, Chip.

Hey, Rach! How ya doin’?

I’m great! I’m great. I’ve got a great job at

So ah, Monica ready yet?

She’ll be out in a second. So, Chip, how’s umm, Amy Welch?

Amy Welch? Wow! I haven’t seen her since... So, Monica about ready?

That’s right, I love you! And-and I’m gonna play with you all the time.

How can you let him talk to your crotch like that?

He’s talking to the baby.

Ohh!

Okay!

Okay, cause when-when he said, "I can’t wait to hear your first words," I thought, "There’s a trick."

Okay. Well, I gotta go you guys. I’ll see you later.

Okay.

Oh my, oh my God!

Aw, it’s unbelievable!

Wow!

She is kicking so much!

Oh, she’s like umm…oh…who’s that kind of annoying girl soccer player?

Mia Hamm?

Mia Hamm!

Oh that’s amazing.

Oh-oh!! One hand on the sheet Joe!

Whoa-hey-oh! Sorry!

Okay, what do you guys think?

Dude!

I have never known love like this.

You really like it?

Dude! How-how did you write this?

I stole Monica’s and changed the name.

You can’t

If he goes first he can!

Yeah!

Anyway, I-I still think we should try to patch things up, y’know?

Like uh, maybe we could get him to get tickets to another Knicks game and invite him.

Oh wow that’s a great idea! And

Here you go.

Hey-hey-hey-ho-ho, I got this one.

Here you go.

Y’know I gotta tell ya, sometimes I just—I don’t get Chandler.

Y’know, me and him do stuff all the time without you and you don’t get all upset.

All the time?

All the time!

Cassie, how you-how you doin’ on that…hot dog.

I’m all done.

Thank God.

I guess the last time we really hung out was when our parents rented that beach house together.

Oh right.

Right.

Ooh, remember the time I uh, I pinned you down and tickled you ‘til you cried?

We’re probably too old to do that now.

I’ll always remember that summer, because it’s when I got all of these freckles.

Uh-huh! Uh-huh! And-and-and I’ll always remember that summer because that’s when I realized that we are related.

It took you that long to figure it out, huh?