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I’m sorry.

So, if we could just get back to the lecture.

Umm, were there any questions?

About paleontology.

All right, look I was just trying to make a good first impression.

Obviously, I screwed up.

But what you guys think of me is really important because I’m-I’m hoping to get a permanent job here.

So if you just give me another chance to make a good impression

Ross!! Are you crazy?! I am

Well, hello Rachel!

Where you going, Joe?

For a walk.

Oh. You mind if I join you?

Actually, that will be long. You know, I really need to organize my thoughts.

Your thoughts? Plural?

Allright, fine, I only have one thought! It's about the hot nanny, I gotta see her!

I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Joe.

Now YOU'RE telling me I can't see her??

You guys are killing me!

She's forbidden fruit!

It's like ... like she's the princess and I'm the stable boy ... Why are you doing this, huh?

Did Ross tell you not to let me go over there?

Yes, as a matter of fact he did, so I can't let you go.

Huh. Interesting. Now there are obstacles. Hot nanny and me against the world. This is the kind of stuff great novels are made of.

Great novels?

Fine ... mediocre porn

Okay, I think we can get the evaluation back before they see it, but we’re gonna have to get into Mr. Zelner’s office.

Now, he doesn’t get in until 10, so he’s no problem, but his assistant, Betty, she comes in early to eat her breakfast at her desk.

That’s kinda sad.

Yeah, well Betty is kinda sad. Which is why I believe I can lure her away with these chocolates. Now, while I distract her,

Got it!

Let’s roll!

Hello Rachel, you uh, got a minute?

Yeah, sure Mr. Zelner, for you anything—minute. Okay. Fine. Abort the plan, abort the plan.

Uh actually, I’d like to speak with both of you.

Okay. Uh, well can we, can we get you anything Mr. Zelner? Maybe some chocolates?

Cassie, are you finding everything okay in there?

Yeah! Thank you so much for letting me stay here.

Oh! No problem! I

What?

You are iron.

You are steel!

Let me ask you something, how come when I call your computer support line, I have to wait an hour and a half?

I told you, we’re adding new operators all the time. Could we concentrate on my training?

I mean why, of all people would you want to go out with Chip?!

Look, you and I went to different high schools...

Okay, that doesn’t help me, because we went to the same high school.

You went to one where you were popular, and you got to ride off Chip’s motorcycle, and wear his letterman jacket.

I went to one where I wore a band uniform they had to have specially made.

They had to have that specially made?!

It was a project for one of the Home Ec classes.

Oh my God, they told us that was for the mascot!

Back then, I thought that I would never, ever get the chance to go out with a Chip Matthews, and now he’s-he’s called me up and asked me out.

And the fat girl inside of me really wants to go.

I-I owe her this.

I never let her eat.

Oh, you go out with him.

Oh, really?!

Yeah. Just, if it’s possible, could you leave him somewhere and go have sex with another guy?

I’ll try.

Hey! Tall guy! Hey, listen, I wanted to talk to you about that girl that you’re dancing with.

Yeah, yeah, okay.

Uh, look buddy, I came with that girl, and I had this plan to kiss her at the new years countdown – I’m trying to win her over, so I was wondering if..

Oh come on man, you can dance with my partner, she’s real, uh, mellow!

Well, I was hoping after tonight that maybe I could you know

Ross, get over it! It’s not like she hates you.

Yeah but

Ross, she’s not weird, she just wants her stuff to be one of a kind.

Huh. Y’know what’s not one of a kind? A twin!

Ooh, Phoebe’s here! Okay, let’s turn out all the lights and we’ll just watch the movie!

Okay. Hey—Ooh, cool sheets!

Oh, you like it? You wanna know where I got it?

Sure!

He got it a flea market!

You bought your sheets at a flea market? Ross come on, you gotta loosen the purse strings a little.

And Joey?

How do you think she's doing?

Am I the only one who doesn't think that she's hot? Ross?

Eh, I mean, I mena she's not unattractive but hot? I ....

Thank you!

Now that Rachel's gone?

So hot I cried myself to sleep last night.

Oh, god help us.

What?

Ugly Naked Guy's laying kitchen tile. Eww!

Eww! Look, I'm asking a favor here. If I do this for her brother, maybe Angela will come back to me.

I know, but, I made a huge mistake. I never should have broken up with her. Will you help me? Please?

So honey, this morning was fun, huh? Me hopping in on you in the shower there.

Yeah! And maybe someday we could get a place with two bathrooms.

Look Carol umm, I was, I was thinking maybe uh, maybe we can spice things up a little.

What do you mean?

Carol our sex life is—it’s just not working

Hey there little fella!

Hey, uh-hey, why don’t we get some shoes on ya, huh?

Hey, why don’t you show dad how you can put your shoes on, in your room!

Yay!

Yay!

Yay!

Seriously, our sex life… I was thinking, maybe I don’t know, we could try some-some new things.

For fun?