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Maybe I’ll take her to that new French restaurant down the street

Ah yeah—wait a second now!

Look we’re gonna have to set a spending limit on the date.

I don’t have the money to take her to a fancy place like that.

Well sorry, that’s what I do on dates.

All right, well I guess I’ll just have to do what I do on dates.

So let’s decide on the spending limit

Yeah. Uh, …a slice……six dollars?

I was thinking more like a hundred.

Okay. Can I borrow 94 dollars?

Hi, again.

Hey!

Hey!

Thank you soo, much.

Oh, don’t thank me, thank the jerk that never showed up. Okay, I gotta get to get to work.

You want some help with that?

Oh, no thanks, I got it. No I don’t!

Whoa! Are you okay?

Whew! Stood up to fast, got a little head rush.

It’s the heat. And-and the humidity.

That’s a uh, that’s a tough combination.

Do you wanna come in for some lemonade?

Like you wouldn’t believe. Wow! This is a great place.

What do you mean?

Remember how you said you were really dense about poetry? Oh.

Oh!

Hey, somebody left their keys.

Ooohh, to a Porsche!

Hey Gunther, these yours?

Yeah, that’s what I drive. I make four bucks an hour, I saved up for 350 years!

Na-uh! Hey did anybody lose their keys?

Joey, why don’t you put them in the lost and found?

There’s a lost and found? My shoe!

You left a shoe here?!

Well, I didn’t realize until I got home.

I wasn’t gonna walk all the way back down here with one shoe!

I’m gonna go find that guy’s car and leave a note on the windshield.

Oh good, when he comes back for his keys, I’ll be sure to give him your shoe.

Great! Thanks.

Ok, and this is Funny Clown. Funny Clown is only for after his naps, not before his naps or he won't sleep.

Carol, we've been through this before, ok?

We have a good time.

We laugh, we play.

It's like we're father and son.

Honey, relax. Ross is great with him. Don't look so surprised. I'm a lovely person.

Oh, this is so cute.

Oh, I got that for him.

My mommies love me. That's clever.

Hello?

Oh, Hi, Ju——Hi, Jew!

Uh huh?

Uh huh?

Ok. Um, sure, that'd be great.

See ya then.

Bye.

Did you just say Hi, Jew?

Yes. Uh, yes, I did. That was my friend, Eddie Moskowitz. Yeah, he likes it. Reaffirms his faith.

Now there you go! I wouldn’t want my best guest to strain her eyes!

Thanks Monica!

Does that smell bother you?

What the smell from Joey’s? No, I can hardly smell it over here.

Well you let me know if you can, because y’know I can bake a pie to cover it.

I can smell it a little, bake the pie.

Okay!

Okay.

Hello? Oh yes, one minute please. It’s for you. It’s the fire inspector.

Oh! Hello? Yeah this is Phoebe. Really?!

Yeah, so it turns out that it wasn’t the hair straightener that started the fire.

No-no, it was the candles.

It’s very not good leaving candles unattended.

In fact, one of the first things they teach you in fire school is… Uhh… Uhh… Okay.

Well, I have to go now.

Joey proposed to me.

Is he crazy?! You just had Ross’s baby!

Well, I-I said yes.

What?!

Are you crazy?

You just had Ross’s baby!

It’s-it’s so inappropriate.

No, it’s worse than that.

It’s wrong.

It’s… It is bigger than mine!

I know.

You can’t marry him!

Why not? I don’t want to do this alone! And he’s such a sweet guy and he loves me so much.

Well do you love him?

Sure.

Sure?

Yeah, I mean whatever.

Honey, the question is…do you really want to marry Joey?

No. No, I don’t. Could you be a dear and go tell him?

So-so you two were married huh? What happened? You just drift apart?

Here comes the bride.

Oh my God Monica!

I wanna wear this everyday.

You look so beautiful.

I’m so happy for me.

Hello?

Hey! Did Chandler show up yet?

Yeah, we got him back. Everything’s fine.