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This happened last night. I was home alone and cooking myself a steak. I have a gas BBQ. I turned the BBQ on brushed the grill with oil, putbthr bottle down and went inside to grab the steak. Came back outside to find that I'm an absent minded idiot because I had put the plastic oil bottle onto the grill. The bottle melted and drained oil directly into a burner. This made more flames and on it went. The BBQ sits on a wooden deck. Fortunately, my BBQ has a lid. I dropped that, grabbed an extinguisher out of the kitchen, came back out and pulled open the gas bottle compartment. No burning oil in there. Turned off the gas and the fire self extinguished. Lost a couple of arm hairs, but no harm done. Scary though. Today I bought a stainless steel oil bottle for the BBQ. TL;DR TIFU by leaving a plastic bottle of oil on the BBQ grill and it caught on fire

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TIFU by accidentally likening my friend to a pig

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Not today, but a month ago. My mother is one of those overprotective mom that you just love so much but get frustrated by them a lot. Basically, if she hears a sound, she will come charging in asking if im aright. i mean, shed probably get mad if i went to the toilet... Anyways, when I was little I had a history of deception. I thought i was being clever, mind you, but in actual fact, i was just making it worse for myself. "I dont trust you as far as I can throw you" is her favourite catchphrase. But basically, I have completely changed, yet she never seems to notice! She always is convinced I'm lying, even when im not. But enough context. I have a PS4 and a raspberry pi in my room (im a nerd emoji irl), and one day, me walking was apparently me moving from my bed to play Fortnite, or something. No matter how much i tried to convince her, nothing was enough, and BOOM. Grounded. There was no way out of this, even tho i could prove id been offline! Its fair enough, knowing my past (i can explain if you want me to), but i try so hard now and nothing seems to get through. I dont know what to do anymore. I have to convince her that i can be trusted TL;DR: TIFU by being a deceptive child and paying the price, 5 years later. Not a very interesting story compared to some on here, but I hope some of you with overbearing mothers can relate, even in part. Thanks for reading!

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TIFU By walking past 10PM.

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I (M35) have a college friend nicknamed "Pinky" (F34) (pretty common nickname where I'm from). We were pretty close during college but It's been a while since we talked. You know, work, family, kids, all those things happened. Yesterday she texted me asking me how I'm doing. I replied with "What's up, Pinky" then she blocked me. I realized my text said "What's up, Oinky" She did gain a bit of weight since college but she isn't obese or anything. I mean we all gained weight. Her bestfriend messaged me calling me an asshole and how much her friend felt insecure about it. She told me Pinky was trying to lose weight and how insensitive I am. I tried to explain that it was a typo but she was not having it. She said something along the lines of "you must think you're pretty clever" How do I apologize? TL;DR I called my college friend a pig because of a typo and she and her friend hate me for it.

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TIFU by accidentally caling my female friend a pig

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My gran remembers tasting pizza only once in her life and she did not particularly like it so she never tried it again. She sees it as one of those things that are for the younger generation. She prefers food that she is used to eating. Since it's her birthday week, I took a few days off work to spend some time with her and my little brother and to also plan a small tea party for her and her friends. I wasn't able to visit during Christmas time due to work so I want to spoil her. Yesterday, I was getting a few items for the tea party this Sunday and I decided to buy her a pizza for dinner just to surprise her and see how she would react. She wasn't really sure about it and kept asking why they would put pineapples on it but she tried it anyway just to humour me. I pretended not to notice how she looked like she was enjoying it while she was eating. I asked her what she thought and she said that it was okay. She looked like she enjoyed it better than that but I thought oh well maybe it's not really her thing. In the middle of the night, I was woken up by some noise coming from the kitchen so I went to investigate. Imagine my surprise when I caught my gran snacking on the leftover pizza with a cup of tea. We both laughed and she admitted that she really liked the taste. We stayed up for a bit chatting like old times. She knocked on my room early in the morning the next day to tell me that she was wondering if it was okay to make the sandwiches for her tea party using the 'pizza bread' instead of normal bread to impress her friends. I of course agreed and pretended that it was an actual thing because my gran never asks for anything, I would give her the world if I could but my brother and I have absolutely no idea how we will make sandwiches made out of pizza. TL:DR Tifu by buying my grandma a pizza and now she feels like her life is just beginning.

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I'm embarrassed about not having a driving license since I'm already 21. I've been dating S since November. I've been driving since I'm like 19, even though I'm not supposed to so I'm a good driver. S has huge trust issues, he always thinks I'm gonna cheat or stuff like that. I always get mad when he accuses me of something saying he's unfair since I never lied to him. That's true, but I lied about this one thing. And I drove his car. I honestly thought it was no big deal since he's not the most responsible person on earth, but yesterday he found out and apparently it was. Of course he got mad because of the fact that he could get in trouble because of that, but the worst thing he said, the one which actually hurt was "I knew I was right about not trusting you. If you lied about this you could lie about anything." So I fucked up pretty bad since now he has the right to think I always lie and the trust is completely gone. TL;DR: said to my bf with huge trust issues I had a driving license, i didn't. Now he won't trust me about the important stuff

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This didn’t happen today, but back when I was around 9 or 10 years old. We were at a family reunion at my great grandparents house. They lived in a retirement facility, which was a huge neighborhood next to some farms. My two cousins, S and H (F), were both around 4 or 5 years older than me, and we all wanted to go check out the farms. My great grandparents gave us permission to use their scooters to get there. The scooters didn’t go super fast and were the kind you see that you can sit down on. Aka what we affectionately called “old people scooters”. My cousin, H, was on one of the scooters while S and I rode on the other. We rode down to the farm, parked our scooters and checked out the animals for awhile. The Sun started to go down after a bit so we decided to head back. It got dark fast, so we could see but not super clearly. We were driving on the side walk and noticed what looked like a pizza delivery car pull into a parking spot near by the area we were on the sidewalk. We thought nothing of it and kept going. Then, it pulled out of that parking spot and got into one closer to us again. S and H exchanged a nervous look and I asked what the guy was doing. S said she had no idea and we kept driving. All of a sudden, once we got to the end of the strip of sidewalk that we were driving on, the car pulled up onto the sidewalk. My cousins and I screamed, and S started to grab me so we could run away. Before we could, a police officer stepped out of the car. We breathed a sigh of relief. What we thought was a pizza delivery driver, was a police officer all along. The police officer told us that use of the scooters was prohibited at night and that he would have to escort us back to my great grandparent’s house. It was interesting telling our family why we had a police escort with us. TL/DR: don’t ride old people scooters at night or a pizza delivery driver will scare the crap outta you

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TIFU by drinking coffee that's been expired for 2 months (vomit mentions, sorry)

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How do I host a Reddit talk?

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I (f18 as of jan 28th) have 4 siblings, though im only close with one. 2 of my siblings, "a" (21f) who we tolerate but i hate) and "k" (23m i avoid at all costs), i despise being around. the other one, "z" (19m) we never see but talk to sometimes. Last time I've spoken to him was his birthday. For some backstory, "z" has a long list of issues mentally and has always been one to throw a tantrum if they don't get their way. Growing up with us being the youngest of the 5, we were close. We have had a lot of issues, but ultimately he has stopped me from doing irreparable things that i am grateful for him. Well, we moved about 5 years ago after kicking "k" out for stress related issues that started my mom's heart issues. She was told that even though she was only mid 30s, extreme stressors can cause heart failure for her, even with her pacemaker. Well, a year into the new place and "z" had caused issues. I had to jump on the counters because he threared to spray cleaning solution down my throat, my mother had to tackle him because he was being dangerous towards us, and he was just constantly in trouble. Well, my mom went to the doctor and she listed off days that her heart beat flared to scary numbers. We talked with "z" about how those were the days that he caused issues. Well, a few days later he was picked up about 10 miles from home and sent to the police station. He had a psych evaluation and was taken by the state because he said he was scared to go home. In the end, he decided he want to move to his father's sister's house. We call and talk to him, my mom keeping contact mostly and me and him would play games on occassion and mainly send memes. That was until July. He stopped texting but tbh i didn't notice since i never go on Instagram anymore. Well, my mom called him and texted him on Christmas. He never replied. Her birthday is Dec. 30. No text. So, since i turn 18 tomorrow, i texted him a belated merry Christmas. He replied and i told him how mom texted. He started saying she abandoned him and how he didn't have any family and to not cantact him or his aunt since he's "a man and i do what i gotta do". I told him to not talk shit on his mother when she feels like a failure since he refuses to talk to her. Hell. He talks to his dead beat dad that beat him more than his mother who legit almost KILLED HERSELF trying to take care of him. Well, long story short he blocked me after i told him we have a place for him to go if he needs one and a job at the family company Hes a piece of shit but im sitting here crying bc i know how this is going to break my mom's heart Tldr: my brother blocked me for god knows why

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This all happened back in early high-school. For context, I (20F) didn’t grow up as someone who watched porn. I actually had my first kiss when I was fifteen, and that was the extent of my sexual experimentation. It took years for me to get the courage to touch a man over his jeans, let alone below the belt. When I was sixteen, I had my first real boyfriend. Like teenagers do, we’d get a little handsy, and I let him guide me with intimacy. He was my only source of info for what guys liked, so when he instructed me how to give a handjob, I believed him. We dated for two months, and I became a firm believer that I’d perfected the art of a good ole handy. Still hadn’t watched porn or consulted anyone other than him. After we broke up, I opened myself up to the idea of talking to other people. Lo and behold, I meet Zeke. (Yes, that’s a fake name.) He was also a bit nerdy and I found him pretty hot, so when I finally got the nerve up to ask him to hang out, I was super excited. One thing led to another and we were making out on his bed. We went to a boarding school, so we only had fifteen minutes allotted for visiting his dorm room. The make out sesh would be fast, but I was confident he’d remember it. And he did! But for reasons I didn’t anticipate. Zeke asked me to touch him, so I pulled off his belt and put my hand below his underwear. Then, staring at him confidently in the eyes, I started grinding my knuckles into the tip of his penis. Think of a mortar and pestle. I was putting my whole weight into my knuckles over and over again, basically punching his penis, while not-so-sexily saying, “Oh yeah? You like that?” Poor dude looked totally shell shocked. He didn’t react at all until the timer was almost up and I proudly pulled my hand out of his pants. I asked him what he thought, prepared to have blown this guy’s mind, but all he could stammer out was, “That… was like a deep tissue massage.” He didn’t hit me up again, and when I told my friends about the encounter, I was quickly told that men don’t like it when you punch their penis. My first boyfriend must have just been into some weird shit. My friends called me a “Deep Tissue Masseuse” for the next few years, and I still cringe at the memory of Zeke’s horrified, frozen face. So, yeah. Sorry, Zeke. My bad. TLDR; As a sheltered inexperienced teenager, I tried giving a guy I handjob, but I believed it was grinding your knuckles into the tip of a guy’s penis. He put up with it, probably because he was so shocked, but I definitely ruined my chances for a second date. EDIT: Just wanna clarify that I felt like a “late bloomer” because a lot of teens around me bragged about sexual escapades that I couldn’t relate to. When I say that it took me years to touch a man below the belt, I just felt like I was behind, especially because I’d had mutual attraction with people and was adamant that I wouldn’t kiss them, let alone get handsy. It’s all perspective lol

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So, this is nothing big, but today i was working a full shift at the sushi joint i work at. Nearing the end of the day, around 8:30, a couple came in and when i said “You can sit wherever you’d like” the man looked at the chair i was sitting in behind the desk and said “looks comfy.” I didn’t get the joke that he wanted my chair however and was just confused as to what he was trying to say, and when he realized he apologized and said it had been a long day. Now, they go to their table and i go get them their menus, and when i bring it to them i thought back on him saying how he had a long day and i said “i guess that joke probably didn’t land cuz i had a really long day too” which i REALIZE is weird coming from your waiter but i was just out of it. and he replies with, “oh well thanks for being so open with us” and believe me that was a painful table to wait for the next hour. TL;DR: I tried to make small talk with a customer that came off really awkward and made the rest of my shift quite embarrassing

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TIFU by losing my tax form.

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1994 popular music festival. Second night, I'd spent the last two days in an alcohol fuelled daze, drinking any and all available drinks, followed by eating questionable vendor food, and standing in the sun all day. Last band had played, I went back to my tent in the main campsite, and I go into my sleeping bag, and pass out. Maybe an hour later I wake up, with pain in my stomach. It was like a red hot poker to the guts. I pulled my sleeping bag off, grabbed my roll of tp, and tried to remember where the toilet block was, and I wouldn't make it, there was no way. And I only had one set of clothes. There was a wooded area just off the campsite about 50yds away. I ran into the wood, just enough to hide my shame, drop my pants and release a firehose of stinky brown liquid with some more solid chunks included, I've managed to avoid getting it on me for the most part, so I go to wipe and leave, turn round and see that ice sprayed someone's tent with a Bristol 6, like the mess is all over this tent. They must have thought it was clever to put their tent in a little clearing because it would have been quieter. It was not part of the official camping. If it was I'd not have crapped there. It was outside the boundary tape. I do t know if they were there because you'd notice that. I still ran off and went back to bed! TL;DR went to a summer festival, drank too much, ate bad food, splashed strangers tent

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I recently lost my dog (about a month a go) he was quiet old, 16 yo, so it hurt but it didn't hurt the longest it has hurt. I wanted to apply to the humane society, to adopt a cat. I had a cat before my dog who I loved a lot. and now I want another. Currently I have a leopard gecko... I included that in my adopting application, but not in the part where it says do you have other animals because the next question is about if they are spayed, and you don't spay a leopard gecko. I also included details about how my pets lived and died in the end. How my previous cat only made it to 5 years because her lung filled up with liquid and the vet recommended we put her to sleep. It has been 4 days and it says they answer in 72 hours, I wish I had not been so honest. Why did I wrote so much?! I might be panicking but they should have least let me know I was rejected. I just want another friend I can play with and love. Some little furry creature I can take care for. &#x200B; TL;DR I was too honest in my application and it might have gotten me rejected from the humane society.

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TIFU for posting a naked photo of my brother on fb when i was 12 cuz i thought it was funny.

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TIFU by posting a naked picture of my brother on fb when i was 12.

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MY RETAINERS ARE RED.

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TIFU by eating a girl’s poo

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https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10n69uc/tifu_by_eating_a_girls_poo/

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So I’m taking a shower whilst home alone, when I suddenly become aware that Someone is in the bathroom with me. I can’t see out of the shower because of my dark shower curtain and poor eyesight, so I freeze and try to use my other senses to save my skin from what is surely an evil intruder. I debate internally whether I heard the door open or not. I also debate whether to confront the intruder. If there is no one there, (and there logically could not be, because my apartment’s door is locked), then I will feel foolish for checking. If I do not check, I get murdered in the shower like Janet Leigh in Psycho. As I think of all this I slowly become more and more certain that there IS someone in the room with me, and I NEED to do something about it. I do not know what I thought I was going to do to them while wet, naked, and myopic, but I was in survival mode at that point. I rip the shower curtain open and confront the presence. A tiny black blob leaps a foot into the air before scrambling out the door, looney tunes style. There was an intruder, but it was not a person. My poor little cat had pushed the door open so she could get into the bathroom (where her litter box also is) and I had jumpscared her in the middle of her toilette. Now my cat is scared of me, and scared of going to her litter box, and I feel like a fool for forgetting I had a cat. TL;DR: Thought my cat was Norman Bates and scared the shit out of her.

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18305525

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TIFU by thinking I was starring in Psycho

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https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10n704e/tifu_by_thinking_i_was_starring_in_psycho/

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TIFU by eating the wrong burger.

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On my phone, english is my first language but I'm bad at it, all those things. My ma and I have been eating a lot of burgers recently, getting rid of meat before it goes bad. We don't typically have beef in the house, we use ground turkey. It basically tastes the same with the right spices. I have a little body malfunction that makes it hard to digest rest meat. It will result in extreme abdominal pain, lethargy and a few other things. Not something to mess with if the burger isn't worth it. (Don't judge me, I'll take the risk for one specific burger.) Apparently my ma had bought some beef a while back and hadn't told me. It'd been buried in the deep freeze like everything else. She found it, decided to make burgers again with the plan of taking one to work. She did not tell me this. I was in the next room. She left the second buger on the counter and went to her room, didn't say a word. Of course I thought she left it for me! When she came out later to no second burger, she thought the dog ate it. I'm not gonna let my fluffy homie take the fall so I told her I did, I thought she made it for me like every other time. She went pale and informed me of the mixup. My happy burger time was abruptly cut short by dread. There's not much I can do at that point besides wait. And waiting I am. It's been ten hours. There's no way I'm getting any sleep tonight with how bad this is. TL;DR - I made an impulse decision and my doctor won't be happy.

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TIFU by eating the wrong burger.

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TIFU by taking the stairs

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Obligatory this was years ago I was at an event at a hotel and I was staying on the 23rd floor. The wait for the elevator was unbelievable. You could stand there for a solid 10 minutes after pressing the button with your hands up your ass, just waiting, then you rode the elevator for another hour or so while it stopped on every single floor. Then, once you were on the main floor and wanted to go back to your room, you had to wait in line for a century to get back on the elevator. I walked around on the main floor, just enjoying the event, when I overheard two people talking about something along the lines of "yeah, the wait for the elevator is insane, I'm just gonna take the stairs". The prospect of "the stairs" intrigued me. I would gladly take the stairs over riding the elevator again. Sure, I was on a high floor, but I could take it. The next time I was up in my room with the intention to head down to the main floor, I peered around for the fabled stairs. There, I found a door leading out to some stairs. I made my way down 23 flights of stairs only to be met with a door leading outside. The door was labeled as an emergency exit. It said it would sound an alarm if I walked through it. These were not the fabled stairs. Realizing my mistake, I made my way back up the 23 flights of stairs to try and get back up to go on the elevator. I tried to go back through the door. It locked behind me. I could not get back inside. I now had one option. I sighed, and made my way back down the 23 flights of stairs *agaaaaaaaain* to the emergency exit. I examined it for a moment before exiting through it. The alarm sounded, and I was out on the street. I circled around the hotel to the entrance and returned to the event as if nothing happened. Through context clues, I learned that the fabled “stairs" only reached through the second floor. I was never caught for my crime, but at what cost? TL;DR: Tried to take the stairs. Took significantly more stairs than intended and ended up having to go out an emergency exit in order to escape the stairwell.

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TLDR: idiot touched his dick after eating spicy jerky and suffers Today I went down to the local markets, nothing really seemed appealing until a stall caught my eye, beef jerky! And a spicy option as well! Two of my favourite things together I get home and try some of the jerky, delicious and spicy, I was told it was a Carolina reaper and I believe it was, I start slowly eating it and then I put it down, watch a little breaking bad then I want more so I got more, now here I am cluelessly chomping down on my beef jerky, the show was nearing an important part and when that part stops I continue eating then put it down and then I instinctively touch my dick for no reason and then the pain starts… it felt like someone had held a lighter to my penis, I take a shower and run my knowledge of pepper, first try water if that doesn’t work then soap and if that doesn’t work then try vegetable oil and if that doesn’t work well then fuck you, I darted quickly into the shower and ran my member under water, nothing, I lubed up with soap, rubbed it on, nothing… I try a spoonful of vegetable oil, my usual thing to ensure nothing is on their, I try it… nothing well fuck. The best I could do was either dunk my dick into a glass of milk like an Oreo or wait it out, I chose to wait it out but holy shot that was a painful few episodes of breaking bad… TIFU by touching my dick after eating spicy jerky.

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This actually happened 4 or 5 years ago. I was living in a hotel while I was attending secondary school for the military and my boyfriend was visiting for the weekend. He had a mild case of tinea versicolor so he asked me to cover his chest and back with some Sulsun Blue. I happily agreed, he got naked and I got to rubbing. After he was fully coated in Selsun Blue, I got on my knees in front of him. Naturally he got excited BUT instead of things getting sexy, I tried to be funny because I’m painfully awkward. I grabbed his dick, looked up at him and said, “wouldn’t it be fun if I played your dick like a trumpet?” Like a good sport, he pretended to laugh at my attempt of a joke and I started my musical. I moved my face closer to his head and began making the trumpet noise while pushing the imaginary trumpet buttons on his shaft. This is where I really fucked up. I was having too much fun, got carried away and my mouth accidentally made contact. Next thing I know, I felt an air bubble traveling through his shaft and he let out the loudest screech I have ever heard. I couldn’t process what just happened as he fell onto the bed writhing in pain. He was left squirming and moaning (not good moaning) for about 10 minutes. I’m pretty sure there were a couple of tears that fell from his eyes. I felt HORRIBLE. I thought I ruined this man’s penis forever and if I didn’t, I thought he would never let me get close to it again. When the pain finally subsided, I told him how sorry I was and he forgave me. We laughed at the events that just transpired and agreed that I was never allowed to play with dick instruments ever again. He ended up marrying me a couple of years later, so maybe dick instruments aren’t really that bad. TLDR: while attempting to be sexy, I pretended my boyfriends penis was a trumpet and accidentally blew an air bubble into his dick causing him EXTREME pain.

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Forgive my bad writing, this is my first post This happened about a week ago. So I was just casually driving to work as usual, but I was on a call(yes I know, not the safest thing) when all of a sudden I hear a thud on my right side, and am greeted by the sight of the dude who is on my right's side-view mirror half-way torn off. I look at him in shock as my boss is telling me to hurry up and meet with the client. I work in real estate (this will be semi-important later), so I need to hurry if i want to potentially make a commission. So without thinking, I peel out going 60 mph/97 kmh and completely tear off his mirror. And if you think that's the most embarrassing part about it, you'd be wrong. See we were both going in the same direction, but he disappeared from my vision. After all that happened i collect myself and give the potential buyer a tour of several houses (I will not disclose where). When we were finally done and agreed upon a price as we were walking outside, that's when i saw him. He was getting out of his rental and we locked eyes. I was still trying to get my commission so I once again drove away before we could meet. In the end I got my commission, and before you ask, yes I went back, apologized, and offered to pay for the damage. And even though we had a good ending, I still have this heavy guilt in my stomach. TL;DR- I wasn't paying attention while driving, sideswiped a guy, met him later, and made an easy situation very awkward.

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This literally just happened and we can’t stop laughing about it, but it wasn’t so funny in the moment. I hadn’t seen my gf in a while and we went out for a fun night of cocktails with friends. Of course, Mother Nature is never on our side so it is her time of the month. No big deal. We go out and have fun, come home, and get ready for bed. I wake up in the middle of the night and her nipple is showing, so I do what any normal man does, I get aroused and decide it’s sexy time. She’s into it and we are having some fun exploring and having a bit of anal play. She decides she’s too lazy to get the lube, however, and just pushes me inside her. We have some hot sex, I finish, we crash in a pile of drunken ecstasy. Fast forward to the morning and she comes out of the bathroom “I can’t get the tampon out. I can’t even feel it.” Mind you, my girl is a brilliant medical doctor, and at this point panic is setting in because she’s having flashbacks of septic shock cases from med school from this sort of thing. She’s equally concerned about having to go to the ER to have it removed. I, having nothing to do with the medical field, do what all internet wizards do and look to Google for help. I then ask my Dr., now patient, not to fear, but to get me the lube and lay down on the bed. Begrudgingly, she does so. It’s me or a doctor friend and lots of embarrassment. I lube her up and go in (not as hot as it sounds) No dice. I can’t feel the string. I ask her to lift her legs like she’s giving birth. I get my fingers in up to the knuckle and feel the string. It slips my grasp at first, but I finally grab hold. Success! For the rest of the day I’m to be addressed as doctor. TL;DR by having sex with my girlfriend while she was wearing a tampon. I ultimately retrieved it and am now a hero.

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Obligatory this happened about a year ago. Girlfriend and I (27m) were getting ready to get settled in for movie night and sexy time. What goes great with movies? Chips and salsa of course! But we're not talking Pace or any of that other name brand crap in a jar, in this house when we eat salsa, we make it from scratch! (And normally set it out overnight to allow the flavors to fuse but this was short notice.) So I assemble my ingredients, tomatoes, onions all the good stuff. Get to making the salsa, everything is going great, we are getting excited for the movie. I chop up the jalepenos real fine, toss it in a blender to get it all immulsified, and then serve it up and we are just about ready to get this date night started. Just need to take a quick bathroom break. Now, I have messed up on numerous occassions before when cooking with hot peppers, going to rub an eye or similar and then wrything in pain from the burn. And I had liked to think that I had learned my lesson, avoided touching my eyes and usually being good about washing my hands immediately after handeling them. But, alas I still had one more lesson to learn. I finished doing my business and then joined the GF on the couch. Finally, movie time. We started the movie, were enjoying the salsa, snuggled up for the night, life is good. Except, a few minutes in I started to notice a light tingling sensation from my penis. "Huh, this is wierd." I say to myself. "Probably nothing, don't want to interrupt date night further." Well, tingiling turned into a light burning sensation, which turned into "Call the fire department, my dick is on fire." At this point my girlfriend noticed I was uncomfortable. "Is something wrong?" And in all my embarassment and pain, all I could manage was "Yeah my dick is burning." I ran upstairs to the shower and for the next ten minutes proceeded to try and cool myself down whilst mentally beating myself up for allowing this to happen, my girlfriend laughing at the ordeal and reminding me that I'm always bad about being carefull when cooking with peppers. And that sexy time was of course off the table because my now Capsaicin-infused penis was not going anywhere near her. PSA: Always wash your hands after cooking with peppers, or really any food at all. TL;DR - I cooked with jalepenos, didn't wash my hands, used the bathroom, and then set my dick on figurative fire.

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I am sending you 1π! Pi is a new digital currency developed by Stanford PhDs, with over 35 million members worldwide. To claim your Pi, follow this link

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TIFU by getting way too high and crying in front of guests.

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ok so for context i'm 18, AFAB and brazilian. i arrived in london at the start of january on vacation from college and was super excited to go to this cool indie music club. i get dressed up and take my wallet, phone and keys all in my coat pocket since i haven't got a purse. it's a quite long bus ride from my airbnb to the club but when i got there it was super worth it. i was having the time of my life, there was this group of very nice lads who were paying for all my drinks, so i just kept going. it started getting really hot so i take off my coat and place it on a sofa nearby, taking only my wallet & phone and tucking them inside my pants. i figured the keys were safe in the pockets....mistake. after many drinks i got pissed drunk and the guys i had met were wanting to leave. i was dizzy and nauseated and wanted to dip as well, so i go get my coat. touch both pockets - nothing of my keys. "it must have fallen off!" i think, so i try to search with my phone flashlight under the sofa in the darkness of the club. nothing. i start thinking i really fucked up. so now there i am almost falling over kneeling down on a drink/broken glass covered floor desperatly searching in the dark for the one think that would mean i'd get home that night. at one point some people asked what happened and i was about to answer when i felt i had to throw up IMMEDIATELY. the dialogue went like "have you lost something? are you okay?" "oh yeah i just lost my......gh..keyssssscuse me for a second." i ran to the bathroom and managed to throw up in the toilet, at least keeping a bit of my dignity. at this point i figure i better just wait for when the lights would be turned on to search for the damned keys again. 4 am the staff turn the lights back on and i get to searching again and THE KEYS FUCKING EVAPORATED. we search the whole place, behind every sofa, in every hole, nothing. absolutely nothing. at this point i'm just exausted so i accept defeat and decided to just try going home. as i get out it's pouring. i at least have my coat so i make a run for the bus stop and as soon as i'm in the bus i fall asleep in an instant and very heavily. if it wasn't for my kind bus driver waking me up i would have ended up in another country. anyways, i get out, still raining, and i really need to piss. like, DESPERATELY. it's 4 am and everything's closed and i'm locked out of the house because of the stupid magically disappearing keys. i decided to just find a dark corner of the park and relieve myself. i finally get to the front door of my airbnb and while i knew my host lived there as well, it was 5 am and i REALLY didn't want to wake her up just to tell her "haha so......i lost your keys <3" so i sent her a message and just stood there. in the rain. for about an hour. after waking up and reading it she finally let me in. i apologized many many times and collapsed on the warmth of my bedroom. now i've paid 20 quid for the new keys, got her telling me in her british passive-aggressive-polite way that "what i did was a bit silly" and am totally traumatized going out and i check if my keys are still in my pocket every 3 seconds. NEVER AGAIN. &#x200B; TL;DR : got really drunk at a party. keys fell off my pocket into narnia. was locked out of my airbnb at 3am and had to piss in a park.

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Are you there? Plz click the link and help me get free cash! https://temu.com/s/MJXRzI6vfCPt5sE

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Ok, I'm gonna preface that I'm not a native English speaker so bear with me. The other day I was walking around at my university hunting for some coffee, and at some point, I was approached by a girl with some flyers about something, I wasn't paying attention so I politely declined and went on to the coffee machine. On my way back I was in a considerably better mood, because of coffee, and was approached again by the same girl with the flyers. She asked if I changed my mind and at this point, I noticed that she seemed cute/nice, so I gave up and listened to her. She was part of a charity group that gives food to poor households in need. Now charity work is cool but I never got involved, and generally speaking, working in social environments is not my thing, I'm fairly inept socially speaking. At that moment I thought that it could be a chance to get out of my comfort zone and meet some new people, so I told her that I would consider it. She asked for my number and at this point, I didn't feel like refusing so I obliged. Fast forward a few days and I get a call from a girl, not sure if it was the same girl since I didn't remember her name. Anyway, she tells me that they were going to set up the food distribution thing on X day, and asked if I was still in on the thing. At this point, I was again in a considerably better mood because I passed my last exam before graduation, so I was just like "sure let's do it, it's gonna be cool". Fast forward again to X day and it's raining. Got another call and the girl asked me if I wanted a lift by car. The place wasn't very far and was planning on walking but bad weather so I accepted. Got a bit surprised when in the car there was a dude but nothing major. Introduced ourselves and a few minutes later, while he was driving he casually says something like "you know that we are [notorious communist group fairly popular among university students] right?". I had no idea. And I told him. He didn't think too much of it and I wasn't sure either. We chit-chat a bit and at some point, he randomly asks who I voted for in the last elections. I answered. He wasn't impressed. Him: "So you're a pro-European?" Me: "Yeah" Silence. By the time we got to the place we had talked about a bunch of things but still, the situation was weird. I helped around carrying the bags of food and some other stuff, meanwhile, I got introduced to a bunch of people, some my age (24) and some much older. Even met the girl that got me into that situation and some others too (plenty of girls I noticed, don't judge me yet). For a while, we had a lovely chat, and all was good, sure from time to time they would start talking about communist theory, very passionately I would say, overall I would say it was fairly interesting, but still I'm not a communist and probably they were trying to get me into it. Also, they had a strong opinion about the recent development of the west sending tanks to Ukraine: they're against it, and I'm heavily in favor but kept that to myself. At some point we split up and were supposed to go around handing out flyers... and their self-printed newspaper that talks about world events and stuff from their perspective. Now, this kinda bothered me but decided to go along with it. So I got to spend three hours or so going around with this new girl to publicize the food distribution thing... and doing some propaganda for the group, not great. All in all, I had a good time with the girl (wasn't interested in her that way, to be clear) but she would randomly lecture me on communism, which always reminded me that I wasn't supposed to be there. To be fair I ended up only carrying the newspapers and flyers while she did the talking, and she was pretty annoyed by that no doubt, even said so out loud. Kinda felt bad at the end so offered her a coffee and bought one of the newspapers, said goodbye and that was it. Now I know that I should pull out, but a part of me wants to go again next week (they're probably going to call me anyway) just to interact with the people, there was even a girl in particular that I hit it off with and I'm still thinking about it. So yeah I'm just starved of human interactions. Not a great story I know but by my standards, it was very eventful. TL;DR: got involved with a fringe political group, that kinda tricked me into it, just to stay around some girls.

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TIFU by promising a homeless man a meal & not being able to deliver it.

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TIFU by killing a dog in my childhood.

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TIFU by slapping my wife and ignoring my daughter.

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Minor fuck up but I still feel bad. So this started many months ago. I decided I wanted to learn how to write in code so I could encode things. So I found this think on tiktok (greenrune if you're interested) that just looks like crazy weird symbols. I was alone at work so I filled up whole pages practicing this written language, in the same way you'd do with any other language you're learning. I forgot to dispose of it tho. So at work there are these notebooks just full of me writing in this weird ass language that looks kind of fucking scary. So we're doing spring cleaning today. New manager is going through the notebooks to make sure there isn't anything important and I forgot about my writing in there. So he opens the notebook to find just pages or seemingly demonic symbols. Poor guy freaks out. He starts making jokes about it but I can tell he's nervous. He asks me if I know anything. I lie. Of course I lie! I'm not gonna fess up to writing in a strange demonic language. So my boss took that notebook all the way out to the dumpster and just keeps saying that's why the store is haunted and idk how to admit that it was just me. Learning a written code. I will never admit to it. That would make me seem strange. TLDR; I learned a written code that looks demonic, boss found my practice papers that I forgot to throw away, and now thinks one of the old team members cursed the store. When really, it was just me.

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This happened way back in 2018. I was finishing up my Sophomore year of college, only one final exam left, and I decided to celebrate by taking some acid. I had done acid maybe 8-9 times before, so I wasn't a total noob, but I was by no means an expert. Up until this point, all my experiences had been great, nothing even resembling a bad trip. I took 3 tabs, 100µg each, which is not exactly a small dose, and sat down at my computer to listen to some music and play some games. I did that for a couple of hours, and then I decided to lay down in my bed. This is where things started to get weird. I was laying down looking up at the ceiling, when suddenly it was like my vision zoomed out, and I was looking at 4 copies of what I was seeing, organized in a grid. It kept zooming out, and I was seeing dozens, hundreds of copies of what I was seeing. I thought I was seeing the multiverse, each item in the grid was my perspective from a different world. Then, the universe started talking to me. It was telling me the secrets of how the universe works, and it's purpose. And at this point, for some reason, something became very clear to me... I needed to take more acid. Now I didn't have a super regular supply, so I had decided to pickup 10 tabs at once, planning to use them over the course of a couple years. I started this day with 10, I had already taken 3, so naturally I walked over to my drawer and popped the other 7 into my mouth. Time was a little blurry at this point, so it could have been 2 minutes, it could have been 20, but I had a moment of sober clarity where I realized I had 7 tabs in my mouth, and I was like.... oh fuck, this isn't good, this is a situation. I spit them out, but I knew the damage was already done. I just thought to myself, what's done is done, just gonna have to ride it out, how bad could it be right? Well the universe kept talking to me, and at this point I was so excited about the revelations I was being given that I'm pretty sure I was screaming quite loudly in my dorm room. My memory gets pretty blurry from here on out, but I remember screaming "I sound like a crazy person", and I remember some time later thinking "lol I've lost my mind." I don't remember being scared that I had lost my mind, it felt like I was more amused. From here on out I only really have flashes of memories. I remember opening the door of the guy across the hall from me, and let me tell you he was not happy to see me. That might have something to due with the fact that I'm pretty sure I was completely naked by this point. I think I had gotten hot and stripped off my clothes, but I'm not exactly sure about that because I don't remember taking my clothes off at all. The next thing I remember is slapping the hand rail on the staircase outside of my dorm building. I was definitely 100% naked by this point, and outside of my dorm is right next to a very heavily trafficked bridge on campus. Some time after that, my RA came up to me and said something like "What seems to be happening tonight?" At this point I was naked, screaming completely incoherent nonsense, and also screaming what I must've thought was my name, but was definitely not my name. (If my name were John Dick Smith, I was shouting "MY NAME IS JOHN DICK THE THIRD"). My poor fucking RA. Eventually an ambulance arrives, and they handcuff me and put me on a stretcher. I remember a couple of flashes, but it's really all a blur until I woke up in a hospital room. I definitely wasn't sober yet, considering the drapes were alive, but I was re-gaining consciousness and I can actually remember what happened from here on. I mainly slept, not much else to do when you're handcuffed to a bed, but eventually I woke up and asked the nice nurses if they could remove my restraints. They did, and as soon as they left the room I, naturally, immediately pulled out my own IV. I was still hallucinating, and I was seeing thousands of those octopus killer robots from the Matrix traveling down my IV and into me. But I was also coming back to reality enough to know immediately I had done something I probably shouldn't have. A nurse came back and was looking at a chart or something so they didn't notice, so I went, "Uhh... I think... I think I did something." and the nurse started saying "Oh that's okay as long as you don't take out..." and then she looked up and saw me holding the IV. She looked /so/ disappointed in me, it broke my heart. She trusted me and took off my restraints and it took me maybe 60 seconds to make her regret her decision. I think she just left without saying anything else The was pretty much the end of the excitement. When I sobered up campus police took me back to my dorm. The next day I was barred from campus pending a decision on what to do with me (I was ultimately suspended for a year). Not being able to get to campus I missed my last final exam and got an incomplete for the entire course. Ultimately I decided not to go back because my entire breakdown happened next to a very prominent walkway on campus, and dozens, if not hundreds of people certainly saw me completely naked. I couldn't handle the idea of walking into classes and playing the "has this professor seen my penis" game. If anyone reading this saw my penis, I am so sorry, let me know in the comments, and please remember it was New York and very cold. TLDR: Took acid, learned the secrets of the universe, took way more acid, got naked, started screaming, bothered my next door neighbor, went outside, started screaming my name (almost), talked to my RA, got handcuffed and taken to the hospital, ripped out my own IV, and got suspended for a year.

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To set the scene, me (24M) and my girlfriend (23F), have been together for about a year and a half. We live in a relatively busy part of London, and both travel to central London for work; as we both work 9-5s we usually catch the same train together. On a normal day, we get on the train, get of at our stop, and walk our different ways. After we have finished work, she usually waits outside the train station for me (because she works slightly closer to the station), and then after that we go to the train and go home. So yesterday, for the first half of the day, everything was going normally. We took the train, we got off, and went our separate ways. However, when I had finished work, i walked the usual route to the station which takes me over the river. At this time of year, it is generally dark by the time I walk home, she always waits in the same spot next to the entrance of the station. So naturally, as i am walking towards the station I look to see which person is her, I thought i saw her in her usual spot, facing the opposite direction. I walked up to her, and put my arm round her as you do. I soon realised that i had made a mistake as this 35-year-old lady turned around at me, I cannot describe the shock that was on my face when she turned round, Suddenly everybody looked at me in that way you do when something weird happened whilst trying not to laugh. I immediately took my hands away and apologised whilst thinking about what i had just done. Afterwards, I laughed about it while talking to my girlfriend. but deep down I will remember the embarrassment that i had to endure. In future, check who people are before you grab them. TL:DR I fucked up by putting my arm round a stranger thinking it was my girlfriend.

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So this actually happened around 6 months ago. I got Invisalign in June of 2022 and got very used to it. Me and my boyfriend had our own apartment and a very active sex life. I would usually give him BJ's with my Invisalign in but on this day I had my aligners out to soak. Anyone who has had Invisalign knows that they put attachments on your teeth so the aligners will stay on well. These attachments are ground down and looks like spikes in your teeth and are rounded out when you have your aligners in. So on this night I decided to go down on my boyfriend. We had been joking earlier in the day about me giving him a BJ by putting his thing in the side on my mouth with my teeth shut, so it not going past my teeth. Just staying in between my cheek and teeth. I decided to surprise him with this, stupidly forgetting about my attachments. As soon as I did this he screamed in pain. I pulled off of him not realizing what had happened until I saw the scratches on his member. I felt so bad and so stupid. Let's just say we haven't tried that since. TL;DR TIFU by cutting my bf’s member with my attachments while giving head.

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Throaway, since my buddies gf knows my reddit. I don't even know how to start. But here it goes: me and my buddy are both in our mid 20s and work as engineers for the same company and we've know each other since high school and hes pretty much my best friend. We played a couple of rounds of cs tonight and were talking via discord. His gf works as a nurse at the night shifts sometimes, we usually use this time to game. The usual stuff. After the game we decided to take a quick break for a couple of minutes, so we did the usual shit chat. We somehow talked about school and how both of us really never enjoyed their time there as we grow up (we had both been bullied for being nerdish back in our school days). My buddy said that he hopes his daughter who is 3 f will have a much nicer time later in school/high school compared to him. It got to the point where we talked about all the "unimportant" stuff we had to learn while we were there. Well for me I've always disliked biology classes as I hated the teacher back then, I mean really hated them. And I said jokingly to my buddy trying to sound like my old teacher "the only things my 6th grade biology teacher taught us are "mitochondria are the power plants of the cell" and "you can tell if ya mama cheated by your eye color". My buddy laughing at this point "really the eye color?" and I said "yes, apparently." My buddy "how?". Me "take me for example, I have blue eyes and so does my sister. Apparently blue eyes are what call a recessive gene. If one parent has blue eyes and the other has brown there is only a small chance for your kid to be born with blue eyes. Well my parents both also have blue eyes of their own. So it would be more than unlikely for me to have brown eyes..." My buddy said " the more you know" than paused for a second. Than he said "be right back, gotta make surez the little one goes sleep now" after that he returned roughly a minute later and I could hear him almost sobbing "me and my gf also both have blue eyes... But my daughter doesn't". It took me sometime but I could calm him down eventually. So after that we both spent some time googling away but nope blue eyes are recessive as I remembered. We found out that if both parents have blue eyes the ratio is 99% blue eyes and 1 % brown or green, so highly unlikely. My buddy quickly disconnected from the call. I tried to text and call him. But he didn't answer until 30 mins later saying he will call me soon. I stayed up all night telling my gf to go to bed without me.The longer I waited I started fearing for the worst. I texted him again and again, he always answered he'll call me in a couple of minutes. At 5 am he finally called me back and said that his gf came home at 2:30 am and asked him what's wrong, he told her hes not filling well and will soon get back to bed. He waited until she was asleep to call me back. He told me he will take a paternity test behind her back to have something official to "slap" in her face. Then he started to cry and I drove to his place to pick him up and we went to a late night drive thru and greped something to eat. I've never seen my best friend like this and I feel like I'm the one responsible for crushing his world. He told that he wanted to propose to her on valentine's day. But that's off the table. I dropped him off two hours later at his place. He said he will call me tomorrow. Now I'm typing this out laying in my bed next to my gf who slept the whole time unable to sleep. I can't shake the feeling that I destroyed my buddies life. TL;DR My buddy and I were talking about 6th grade biology and found out while talking about it that he and his gf both have blue eyes and his daughter has brown eyes. So he's likely not the father and I feel like I've destroyed his life by casual mentioning 6th grade biology. Update! He is not the father. So the results came in today, and my buddy called me right away. He showed the results his now ex gf and she broke down claiming that even if their daughter is not his, that they should work this one out. My buddy has told her "no" and that he will not raise somebody else's kid. She started to demand that, since he has been raising her for 3 years now and that she had in fact stopped sleeping around 2 years ago so there all "good" now and can work this over. He's now crashing at my place while giving them 10 days to find a new place to stay. My buddy also told me he's giving her 10 only for the kids sake, otherwise he would have thrown her out right away. He's also looking for lawyer should there by a aftermath to this but test is more than sufficient were we live so, he's pretty much of the hook. Also if you are wondering the hospital does 3 tests back to back to make sure. Also also my buddy is the only one paying for the apartment and 2 cars they own and he will sell hers to his niece. TL;DR Buddy got the results and he's not the father.

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This happened yesterday but I’ve been dealing with the backlash all day today. Yesterday night me(18) and a few friends decided to go to a house party that another kid from my school was hosting. There’s a girl(Ann) that I don’t really know well but has some mutual friends with me that was going too and because of some rumors my friends had told me i knew Ann kinda liked me so I was planning on talking to her. Also Im almost always the DD for these parties because I don’t enjoy drinking that much so it always just works out that I drive. After we got there and I had talked to a few people I decided to go talk to Ann because why not. We were having a pretty good conversation and everything was going good but she was noticeably intoxicated already. After a while we mostly went our separate ways for a few hours. She had been drinking this whole time too. At around 11 one of Ann’s friends went up to me and told me that Ann wanted to HU with me and I politely declined knowing that she was drunk and probably even more drunk than when I first talked to her. I explained this to the friend too and said I’d love to hang out with her another time when there’s no alcohol involved. I thought that was that and everything would be fine because I didn’t hear anything about it the rest of the night. This morning when I woke up though I have a shit ton of texts from her friends saying how I’m a dick and a piece of shit for rejecting her and how I basically called her ugly. They are also saying since she liked me before that she didn’t just want to HU because she was drunk and would’ve wanted to sober. Even some of my friends have texting me asking why I wouldn’t just hu with her. I honestly thought I just harmlessly denied her for just that night because I didn’t want to take advantage of someone drunk and now I have a bunch of people mad at me. I still feel like I did the right thing but maybe I should’ve explained it to her directly instead of just telling her friend. TL;DR: I denied a girl who wanted to HU with me because she was drunk and I was sober and now all her friends think I’m a dick

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