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TIFU by reverting to old habits and paying the price Tonight I fucked up by wanting to enjoy a salty bag of potato chips, despite my knowing I shouldn't. It's well past midnight and I have no business eating this late, let alone some plain fucking Lays. I just wanted the salty crunch, and I buste

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TIFU by expecting to have a birthday cake from my family

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TIFU by posting what I thought was a funny joke on my snapchat

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TIFU by trusting my neighbor

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TIFU by letting my bf go to town on me in my parents house

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I’ve read stories about this on here but never thought I could contribute, and I don’t think I can look my mom in the eye sockets ever again. Me (21 f) and my bf (24 m) don’t have a place of our own at the moment so we don’t have a lot of places to do the bump and jiggy. We were cuddling in my parents basement and things started to get a little shhteamy, and hands and faces started to wander. It was late at night and I thought “oh what the hell, my parents are sleeping anyway” and my bf went down on me. However, whilst he was devouring my ham sandwich my mom thought that would be a great time to take down some clothes to the laundry room. She screamed, I screamed, my bf sadly didn’t get any ice cream. It was terrible and now I’m just hiding out in my basement cause my mom ran up the stairs and hasn’t said a word to me since. TL;DR me and my bf decided to get freaky, and my mom caught us. I won’t be able to speak to her for at least a year Edit-I apologize for my use of ham sandwich and bump and jiggy, it won’t happen again! I didn’t think many people would see this 😂

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TIFU by letting my bf go down on me and having my mom walk in on us

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TIFU by saying to my girlfriend that she is “special baggage”

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TIFU by getting scared

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English is not my native language , sorry if I made mistakes ) I ( 19 M ) am a music producer . I just graduated from a little school of music production here and I've been working on music ( producing , playing and making my own songs ) since I was 14. Today I found an email send by my own email in the Spam box . Someone had my gmail password and they were telling me that If I didn't give them $ 1800 in bitcoin they will expose photos of me m4sturbating cuz they had access to my cameras . I don't watch pom that often and when I do I know for a fact that the camera is not pointing at my D or my face . But I really got scared of the fact that they had my password . Previous to this I had a problem downloading a plugin . It was a D - Drum that I really wanted but couldn't afford , so I searched how to get it for free . I ended up in very suspicious pages and since then I've been thinking that I might got a Virus on my pc . Back to today , I read that email and my mind goes white . I didn't know what to do , I was shaking like a chihuaha , I was about to throw up and the only thing that came to my mind was to reset every device that had my google account . I reset my PC , my laptop and my cellphone . Now I started to search about this and turns out this meant nothing . The email was 15 days old and the password was an old password . I looked in youtube and every video says that is nothing , that all you had to do is change your password , put some security on your google account and not use the same password for every website . I felt like my dream of becoming a musician is over. 5 years of hard work. 5 years of hours late at night trying to learn new techniques and trying to make the best songs posible. It's all gone now. I lost everything , I lost all my photos , I lost the videos that I made and the thing that hurts me the most , I lost all my musical projects . More than 100 song ideas that were going to see the light some day . I lost it all . My band and I were about to launch our first single and it's gone . But Im not giving up . I do have a backup and it's inside in my head . I remeber most of the songs ( at least the ones with most potential ) and when I feel better I'll go to that computer and start working keep my dream up . And for those who try to scam people or do this bad things . Be better at life , bro . Where do you see yourself after ? You think you can be happy knowing what you do ? How many people you harm ? You can't do this forever , can you ?. TL;DR I just deleted all my musical projects because I got scared of a scam email. I feel destroyed.

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TIFU by getting scared

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NFSW in public

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TIFU by not wearing pants.

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TIFU by keeping some stickers I bought as a joke a bit too close to some more important items

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TIFU by not washing my face 😶

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So first, a little background: My friends and I have a bit of a dirty/raunchy sense of humor. As a joke, I recently ordered a small roll of stickers that sort of look medical grade-ish and read “for anal use only”. I was recently out with friends and put the roll of stickers in my bag to sneakily place on items like keys, phones, water bottles etc. Got my one friend a couple of times and we all had a good laugh. He still hasn’t figured out who exactly is doing it. Now on to the fuck up: today, I went to get a new driver’s licence as I semi-recently moved states. I placed all the necessary documents I needed to prove citizenship, name, address etc. in my bag. As I’m sure we all know where this is going, I completely forgot that I had this role of stickers in there too. Soooo, wouldn’t you know, while I’m at the DMV, I’m asked to provide the necessary documentation and I pull out the papers and pass them to the clerk. Of course, sitting right at the top of my passport is a sticker reading “for anal use only.” The clerk looked very confused and concerned (rightly so), and I quickly removed the sticker. She asked no questions but handled my passport a bit more gingerly than I’d expect she normally does. We did not speak of it. This poor lady is likely someone’s grandma. At the end, however, she told me I was finished and said “All set, here are your *important* documents back. Please *do* take care of them.” I’m dying on the inside. Not a major fuck up, but one nonetheless and I figured people could get a laugh from it TL;DR: I purchased some stickers reading “for anal use only” as a joke with friends, kept them in my bag, and then one of them ended up on my passport when I gave it to the clerk at the DMV.

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TIFU by not washing my face on New Years Eve 😶

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TIFU by pulling over behind a parked car

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TIFU by saying I didn't like a fleece anymore

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TIFU by reading TIFU

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TIFU by accidentally swearing in front of my teacher on accident.

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This actually did happen less than 12 hours ago. I (M30) got home from work and was feeling a little lonely as my wife and I recently separated so I went on Omegle. Came across a reasonably cute girl and we chatted for a minute, she asked to take it to text so I agreed, she sends me a head shot I do the same, she pumps me up, says I’m cute and whatnot then sends me a nude and asks for the same. Now mind you I’m not the best looking, I’d say average so her gassing me up really felt great in my current state. Anyway, she tells me how sexy I am and that I should go to her IG and pick out my favorite pic so I go and request her and after about 5 minutes later “they” come back with screenshots of messages to all most closest friends and family on IG demanding $500 or they’ll send my nudes out, now not only do I not have the money but I know how this works, I send the money, they ask for more then ends up sending the nudes anyway so I just block them on everything and hope for the best. Nope. They freaking did, they sent my nudes to at least 6 people and that’s all I know of, my sister, my coworker, my friends wife. I’m mortified, how could I be so dumb. TL;DR I got scammed and humiliated after sending nudes to a stranger

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TIFU by sexting a stranger

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This happened about 8 hours ago and I am still heartbroken about it. &#x200B; For context an important detail, I work the night shift at my job from 10:00pm-6:00am. It takes me about 15 minutes to get to my job and I normally wake up before or around 9:00 and leave around the same time. &#x200B; I have a woman friend who I met at work and who I deeply love and care about, we used to work on the same shift (2nd shift, which is from 2pm- 10pm) but due to a recent argument I switched to 3rd because things between us was just getting too complicated. &#x200B; Ever since I switched shifts I have missed her dearly and I am always worried if she is ok because she struggles with her life and her past a lot. I missed being there for her when she needed me and knowing how she was doing. &#x200B; With the weather getting worse where I'm at, the snow is starting to pick up and I regularly had to clean my windshields. This would sometimes take about a minute or so but I really never minded it. &#x200B; However, I know that my friend at work likes to leave as soon as shes off the clock, so everyday that it snowed I would pray that the snow would keep falling until I showed up to work around 10:00pm because I just wanted to wipe her windshields for her if they were covered. &#x200B; The entire week it has snowed during 3rd shift(10p-6a) but not during 2nd shift (2p-10p) so everyday I would come to work and her car would be snowless. &#x200B; Today I wake up at around 9:00 and since I only got 4 hours of sleep (due to gaming) I ended up falling back to sleep. I closed my eyes for what felt like a second and when I opened them again it was 9:40. &#x200B; I quickly get ready and leave about 9:45, when I step outside I realize it has been snowing, I don't think too much about it because I figured the snow was from before I went to sleep. &#x200B; I am driving to work and I just barely made it at 10:00pm. However When I come into the parking lot my heart sinks as I see her car is covered in snow. I wanted to wipe it off, but since my job is cracking down on attendance and I normally have to relieve someone from their position. I went inside to clock in and look at the schedule. &#x200B; Thankfully I was put on a machine that is run by itself and all I have to do is press a button and it will run. &#x200B; so once I see that. I go back outside to wipe her car off. But by that time it is too late, I am walking out of the building to get my windshield wiper and I see her, standing in the snow, wiping her car off herself. &#x200B; I know this may seem silly, but I love this girl and I just wanted to show her that I still care about her even though I'm we had a fight. The ONE time it snows on her shift and I screw things up because I went to bed too late and didn't have time to do it. &#x200B; She had finished wiping her car in seconds and she's no damsel in distress, she doesn't need me. I just wanted to show her kindness . But I don't know how something so insignificant Could make me feel so shitty. &#x200B; Like I wasn't there for her &#x200B; TLDR: I have been waiting all week for snow to be on my friends car because I wanted to wipe her windshield off for her, today it finally snowed on her car but I fell asleep after my first alarm for work went off and she ended up wiping her windshield off herself. &#x200B; 1.

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Made a throwaway to get advice on this elsewhere previously but it's become clear it's more of a TIFU than anything else... I study zoology in University, and as part of our degree we're supposed to get a certain amount of field experience (also most good zoos / animal internships demand it). So when our ornithology professor mentioned a volunteer opportunity with pelicans through some local group, I thought that sounded cool and I signed up, and was one of two students chosen. It was supposed to be us 2 and a professional helping to "band" young pelicans for research, where you slip a little band around their ankle that's unobtrusive to the birds but useful for tracking purposes. So the three of us got out to the island, for a long day of pelican-banding. The professional showed us how to do it and how to deal with an uncooperative pelican, and then I gave it a try on one and did it right...but then the third pelican I tried it on vomited all over me as I was doing it. I let it go and started gagging, and felt really nauseated. My whole lap and shirt were covered in it and the smell was horrendous. I just sat there retching and trying to wipe it off but to not much avail. After a few minutes the professional said "Hey, come on, we've got a lot more to do...I've been puked on too already, nothing to worry about." But I said no, I'm not going to go get puked on 10 more times today while doing this, I can't handle that. He got annoyed and said "really, you're going to leave 3 people's work with just 2 people for the day? We said it would be messy work," I thought well, not this messy... So I just sort of sat there for a few hours while they worked and tried to distract myself from my vomit-stained shirt with my phone until it was time to leave...the trip back was hell too, they both stunk so bad I couldn't take it. Needless to say my professor is mad at me but I'm not sure what I was supposed to do, I would have gotten sick myself if I kept at it... Just today I met with him to try to smooth it over with him, he said he understood why I felt sick but that I probably wouldn't be getting any other volunteer opportunities for the time being...which, since those seem to be needed for internships and jobs, means I might be screwed TLDR; Volunteered to band pelicans but quit once one puked on me, probably ruined my career aspirations

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Let this serve as a lesson to others that I learned the hard way. I' ve been using drops for a few days to help with my earwax issue. The other night my ear got all clogged and it was infuriating. The annoying feeling of my ear being water logged was pissing me off to no end. So me being a stupid twat, I decided it was a good idea to try and clear it out myself. At first I tried to tease it out gently with a Q tip but that didn't really go well so I opted to use one of my son's little medicine syringes. Don't worry, it wasn't a sharp one. Just one that can take some Calpol or other stuff to be given orally. We have loads lying around and I was just going to bin it when I was done. Anyway, you can imagine how well that went. After one or two attempts, I get very dizzy and suddenly lose my hearing on the ear. Blood starts to come out and my poor wife has to come to my rescue and put her First Aid at Work training to some good use. She calls 111 and they ask me to come in. After I repeatedly apologiesed for wasting the poor nurses time, I get a course of antibiotics and a good telling off to not do something so stupid again. No I have an earache and I can't hear for a while and it honestly serves me right. TLDR; no matter how annoying, itchy or otherwise that it might be, don't put shit in your ears. This has been a lesson learned so you don't have to.

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This happened earlier and l'm devastated and absolutely hate myself for this. I accidentally got the dates mixed up on my flight. The moment I found out my grandmother passed (a few hours ago) I was at work, and in the midst of panicking on trying to book my flight home as early as possible because the flights are getting expensive (around $ 90, usually it costs just about $60; i'm on a tight budget and I also have to leave in a few days) and work and try not to cry at the same time, I ended up not checking the date properly and ended up booking on a later date; the day after my grandmother gets buried. After I've received the confirmation e-mail and checking the details, if finally dawned on me how I fucked up incredibly. I tried messaging the airlines and they messaged back saying: "Hi *****! Thank you for waiting. I tried to process the reschedilng for you. However, since the booking was done thru a travel agency, any changes, like rescheduling should be processed by the issuing agent. Especially, for totally unused tickets, as the system will not allow us to proceed." I used a traveling agency to book my flight because they have a discount if I book with them. I sent them an e-mail about my concern on trying to reschedule my ticket but they informed me that they are unable to help me as any requests regarding the flight booking must be made At least 3 working days prior to my departure. And here I am now, crying because I cant do anything about it and that I would miss my grandmother's funeral because of a mistake that I made. The only option that I have now is to book another ticket, which I can't afford right now. I just hate myself for this. TL;DR I booked my plane ticket on the wrong date. Because of it, I will be missing my grandmother’s funeral. Only option is to book another ticket but i’m too broke to afford it. Update: Thank you so much to u/beknifetoeachother and everyone else for their support and kind messages. I tried contacting the airlines again and spoke to a different agent. Luckily, I was given a chance to reschedule the flight for about 1/4 of the price (just had to pay for the penalties and the fare difference). I’ve no idea why the previous agent told me I couldn’t reschedule my flight with them though. But i’m just glad that I was finally able to, and it wouldn’t be possible without the help of a kind stranger on this subreddit. I can now finally come home and see my grandma one last time. Thank you so much.

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obligatory; this happened a month ago but the shame was too much to bare to post it so quickly. Throwaway account for obvious reasons. Me(36M) and my wife(35F) like to flirt a little and keep things spicy both in and out of bed. Occasionally I send her nudes. You know... teasing and stuff. I usually delete them from our chats to avoid embarrassing situations. Anyway, on the faithful day of my fu, I had to return an RO(reverse osmosis) unit to a shop to get it fixed. Me being the way I am, forgot the invoice for the said RO. Not wanting to go back, I asked whether it was ok if my wife sent us a photo of the invoice. She agreed and I called my wife asking for the photo. As soon as she sent it over messenger, I opened it and gave her my mobile. Now here is where I did my second fu. I could have just sent her the photo, but why would I? It's not like I have any personal intimate stuff on the chat with my WIFE!! Anyway, she starts zooming in, and I could see she accidently changed photo(you know how messenger allows you to scroll through chat images). I also saw the paniced expression on her face as she quickly went back and forth. I was confused at to what was happening; asking "Is everything ok?". She stuttered a yes. I could feel something was wrong but couldn't figure out what. Anyway, she managed to get the info and handed me back my mobile. At this point, I decided innocently to investigate what was going on. Keep in mind, I had long forgotten about what I send my wife on our chats. As soon as I opened the chat and image scrolled, shame hit me like a ton of bricks. Bells from game of thrones came to mind at that point. I couldn't speak. There I was, stark naked exposing myself on camera. The lady at the desk, tried to be as professional as she could, I avoided any eye contact like the plague. I tried to cut the conversation as short as possible, only answering with yes and nos which fealt even more shameful everytime I spoke. &#x200B; TLDR: I forgot to delete the nudes from the chat I have with my wife and the lady at customer support got to see me in my birthday suit. For the lady at the desk, I'm sorry.

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I am 34F and my daughter is 13. Yesterday my daughter came next to me and showed me a video of a cat. I didn't give any reaction to it and asked her how long she used her phone. She didn't answer and I told her since she didn't answer she probably used it since morning. She closed the video and went to her room without saying anything to me. My husband came around 2-3 hours after that. He went and talked to my daughter since she didn't want to talk to me. She came crying and said that she was upset because I didn't give any reaction and blamed for using her phone since morning. She didn't come to eat dinner with us and just made herself a sandwich to eat in her room. I apologized to her but she's still not talking to me. TL;DR: I accused my daughter of using her phone since the morning and now she refuses to talk to me despite me apologizing.

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Today is the 3 year anniversary of me breaking up with my ex. Lets call him S. I dated him for about a year, when I was 23. He was 29. He was the most wonderful man a girl could ask for. He was funny, smart, so gentle and kind and he was into MMA. It never hurts when your man has a six-pack and can protect you from any asshole on the street. He had a great job and was pretty well off. I felt safe with him in every conceivable way. During our relationship, he'd always get me flowers, take me on little trips to the lake, mountains, concerts. He'd give me little kisses in public and always had his arm around me. In private, I had the best sex I've had before or since. My friends could not stop talking about how lucky I was or how jealous they were. I felt like was in a cheesy Hallmark movie. The problem was that he was from another country. He had a very traditional view on marriage and relationships. When we got talking more serious about what we want in the future, I found myself recoiling at his words. He wanted his wife to stay home with the kids. He wanted multiple kids. He used to joke, I want a basketball team. I had just started a job at a pretty big marketing firm. I couldn't fathom being a SAHM. I was thought to be independent and not rely on a man. I could never imagine not deciding my future or being told what we're doing as a family. So pretty quickly, I broke up with him. I blocked him an all socials and cut off communication. Well, a couple of months later, COVID hit. We switched to working from home, before being laid off. I moved back in with my parents. I had no dating prospects, no job and was staying home all day. In a moment of weakness, I unblocked him and stalked his Insta. I felt so much worse. I knew he had a new GF through friends but seeing them together hurt a whole new kind of way. I saw her posting about the little spontaneous trips to the mountains that we used to take. I saw S holding her in that tight embrace he has that made you feel safe and loved. I blocked him again, but it was too late. Well, life moved on. I had dates, slept with other guys, had another boyfriend. It's not remotely the same. I got a different job and moved out of my parents house again. I have my own place, my own money and my own bills. It blows. I don't know why I ever wanted this. It feels soul crushing to get up in the morning everyday to spend most of my time at work only for all that money to go to basic neccessities. I hardly have money left for anything else. I've even accepted dates, just to go out and eat at a nice place instead of getting takeout or cooking. I used to love cooking. Nothing made me happier than making something for S, watching him eat it, listening to all the compliments and then cuddling together. But now I have to do it after working all day just so I don't spend all my money on eating out. I haven't unblocked S to this day, but I know he got married to the girl he met after me. They have a kid and live in the giant house with the pool that S bought during the pandemic. I live by myself in a tiny apartment and will probably have to work until 65. I fucked up royally and will regret it for the rest of my life. TL; DR - TIFU by dumping the best man I ever dated because I wanted to be "independent"

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TIFU by dumping the best man I ever dated

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0.44

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some_ads

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soylentbob27

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1674837028

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self.tifu

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10mp3ov

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TIFU By Forgetting Coffee Was a Thing

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1.0

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10mp3ov/tifu_by_forgetting_coffee_was_a_thing/

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1674837417

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self.tifu

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10mp9h6

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some_ads

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TIFU by not locking my bedroom door

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1.0

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10mp9h6/tifu_by_not_locking_my_bedroom_door/

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SesshySiltstrider

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1674837629

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10mpck6

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1676227815

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TIFU by leaving my door unlocked during a party at my parents

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0

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0.78

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10mpck6/tifu_by_leaving_my_door_unlocked_during_a_party/

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some_ads

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1674839842

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10mqa5w

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TIFU by not minimizing my browser

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1.0

null

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promo_adult_nsfw

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1674839907

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10mqb2r

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t5_2to41

r/tifu

18305533

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TIFU by not minimizing my browser

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0

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1.0

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promo_adult_nsfw

3

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[deleted]

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False

1674840042

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10mqd5x

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some_ads

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t5_2to41

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18305533

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TIFU by not minimizing my browser

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0

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0.4

null

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promo_adult_nsfw

3

False

Boring_Inevitable_67

t2_c41pcuqq

None

False

1674840616

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self.tifu

False

0

False

10mqlu4

False

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some_ads

/r/tifu/comments/10mqlu4/tifu_by_living_a_contradiction/

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null

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moderator

1676227777

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TIFU by living a contradiction.

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0

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1.0

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10mqlu4/tifu_by_living_a_contradiction/

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some_ads

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False

[deleted]

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1674840768

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0

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10mqo7r

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False

t3_10mqo7r

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some_ads

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null

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deleted

1676227774

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Test

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0

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1.0

null

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some_ads

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False

Boring_Inevitable_67

t2_c41pcuqq

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False

1674841348

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self.tifu

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0

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10mqwrb

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1676227767

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TIFU by wanted to apologize to my ex, but without knowing how

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1.0

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10mqwrb/tifu_by_wanted_to_apologize_to_my_ex_but_without/

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some_ads

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1674841572

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10mr01t

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/r/tifu/comments/10mr01t/tifu_by_impulsively_replying_an_obnoxious_message/

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TIFU by impulsively replying an obnoxious message on my female friend’s story.

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18305533

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TIFU by accidentally showing my cousin my sex toys

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1674841869

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TIFU by impulsively replying a creepy message on my Female Friend’s story.

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0.45

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new-nomad

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1674841997

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self.tifu

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10mr6cs

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12

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Including >$100,000 in art and high end furnishings, invaluable mementos such as all existing photos of my dead parents, and a bunch of my friend's belongings (about to text him). For months I’ve been dealing with severe depression and anxiety, ignoring most emails and all phone calls (and my voicemail is full). Along with ignoring physical mail, as I’m living alone abroad to save money and not having mail forwarded. The storage company sent only one email about the auction, with the subject line only referring to “account status.” They continued to send past-due emails, none of which mentioned the auction, giving the impression my belongings were not yet in danger. But, yes, I accept the responsibility. That’s what TIFU is about. I found out about an hour ago and am still numb. TL;DR: I didn’t pay close enough attention to past-due notices and lost everything to a storage auction.

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t5_2to41

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18305533

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TIFU by getting behind on storage unit payments and losing everything to auction

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0.83

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10mr6cs/tifu_by_getting_behind_on_storage_unit_payments/

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/r/tifu/comments/10mr7dk/tifu_by_letting_my_cousin_find_my_sex_toy/

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deleted

1676227758

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[deleted]

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t5_2to41

r/tifu

18305533

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TIFU by letting my cousin find my sex toy packaging

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0.67

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Reed2k1

t2_v74gp

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1674842191

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10mr98d

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1676227756

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TLDR; Ow. My man pride. This FU happened about an hour ago. I work in an office environment where we can occasionally meet with clients face to face, and as such its not uncommon to want dress somewhat professionally to reflect that. That work mentality coupled with the possibility of a promotion looming on the horizon, encouraged me to frequent the office more and more and I began to dress with increasing professionalism. What I mean by this, is I went from wearing casual dress clothes to wearing more button up shirts, then including ties, then slacks etc. You get the idea. Well, today I thought is the perfect day to wear my blazer. I was going to show upnwearing straight slacks, white button up, blue tie with clip, blue blazer and...tennis shoes (not important to the story, but comfortable shoes are important to me). I am dressed as a boss! Speaking of MY boss comes by my desk and notcies my attempt to dress more professionally. She compliments me and gives me a knowing nod. Which I take to mean is "we see what your doing", but, I could be wrong and that maybe next week's TIFU. Regardless my mind is right and my ego is pumped! Oh yeah! Then the FU. My cubemate (we will call CM) comes in the office and is getting settled in at her desk. Note - Now, also keep in mind we all have been on flex schedules due to COVID. Not all employees have to report to the office and due to personal schedules some employees may not have seen each other for a few years, depending. Anyways back to the story. CM settles in and I go over and say hi. She smiles and we exchange morning pleasantries and then the conversation goes as such; CM: "Wow. In a suit today. That's hot." Reed2k1: "Haha Yeah? Thanks but you are hot all the time." CM: Smiles, but doesn't skip a beat. "Thanks Reed2k1. You are amazing. And your temperature must be uncomfortable too?" Record scratch. Oh? Oh! Oh...ow. CM was making a statement about how I must be hot wearing what I was, not that I was in fact attractive. My poor, poor pride. Note - Me and CM are really great friends, we have worked alongside each other for over 10 years. :)

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t5_2to41

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18305533

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TIFU By Assuming A Compliment.

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0.54

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10mr98d/tifu_by_assuming_a_compliment/

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some_ads

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blobbyboii

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1674842626

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10mrg9h

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some_ads

/r/tifu/comments/10mrg9h/tifu_by_accidentally_getting_in_toruble_with/

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moderator

1676227750

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t5_2to41

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18305533

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TIFU: by accidentally getting in toruble with security because i took directions literally

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0

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1.0

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10mrg9h/tifu_by_accidentally_getting_in_toruble_with/

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some_ads

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[deleted]

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1674843018

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10mrmb7

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some_ads

/r/tifu/comments/10mrmb7/tifu_by_sending_my_10_year_old_to_school_with/

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1676227745

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t5_2to41

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18305533

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TIFU by sending my 10 year old to school with psilocybin mushrooms in her backpack.

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1.0

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3

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TrainielHistorian02

t2_kb4r1be7

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1674843165

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self.tifu

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10mrolv

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some_ads

/r/tifu/comments/10mrolv/tifu_telling_my_uber_driver_i_was_deaf_to_avoid/

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1676227743

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t5_2to41

r/tifu

18305533

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None

TIFU telling my Uber driver I was deaf to avoid conversation

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0

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1.0

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10mrolv/tifu_telling_my_uber_driver_i_was_deaf_to_avoid/

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some_ads

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GoodBones42069

t2_mykfujdm

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1674843214

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self.tifu

1674942186.0

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10mrpbu

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t3_10mrpbu

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280

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Context: I’m a pretty well respected business owner in my community. Involved in lots of groups, and have even run for public office. I also occasionally eat psilocybin mushrooms, mostly to keep depression and anxiety in check. Last week my 11 year old’s backpack strap broke as she was heading out the front door. I grabbed a travel backpack from my closet, hastily emptied it of its contents which were mostly just coins and receipts, and handed it to her. That afternoon when she came home she was holding a piece of chocolate wrapped in foil, and asked me what it was. *I immediately realized my fuckup.* About four months ago I took some homemade shroom chocolate on a camping trip and didn’t realize there were any left in the backpack. I had emptied it and put the rest in a safe place but had missed a couple. They must’ve been zipped up in a pocket. I asked if she’d eaten any, and she said, “No, I opened one and broke it in half and saw peanut pieces in it, so I didn’t eat it.” (Peanut allergies!) The “peanut pieces” were actually mushrooms! The piece she was holding was still wrapped so I asked what she’d done with the one she’d opened. She said she wrapped it back up and put it in the backpack. I searched the backpack but came up empty handed. I dug through it several times and couldn’t find the chocolate. I asked if she’d given it to someone or dropped it somewhere or thrown it away. She swore she’d put it back in the bag. I was freaking the fuck out- there was a piece of mushroom infused candy floating around the goddamn elementary school somewhere because of my fuckup. What if some kid ate it, saw Jesus, and ended up in the emergency room? They would certainly tell the parents what they’d eaten and where they’d received it, it would be traced to my daughter and then me, and I’d be asked to explain why the candy made the kid see dragons before being charged with child endangerment or assault along with drug possession. It would be on the news. The community Facebook page would be a bottomless mine of outrage. My business would be done. Not to mention the guilt of knowing I’d caused a traumatic experience for the child. Fuck me. Fuck. Fuck! I called my girlfriend and discussed how to handle it. We both agreed no kid was likely to consume the candy because it’s pretty nasty. Dark chocolate with no sugar in it, plus it’s filled with mushroom bits— even we have to choke it down. So hopefully if a kid found it and took a bite they’d spit it out. Certainly not much chance they’d consume the entire piece. But still— this is not good. I went back to my child and begged her to confess if she’d given it to a friend. (I told her it had fake sweetener in it and would make them sick.) She stuck to the story. I went back to the backpack, searched again, and still no luck. Finally I picked up a folder and shook it violently and the piece of chocolate flew out. I immediately put it in a locked drawer and will never let this happen again. TL;DR- left mushroom chocolate in a backpack, my child borrowed the backpack, found the chocolate, but came home with only 1 of 2 pieces. The missing piece was later found but not before I spent an hour imagining how my entire life was about to come crashing down. Edit- A few things. 1- Guys I know it was a fuckup. That’s why I posted it in “Today I fucked up” not “life pro tips.” It was so bad I couldn’t tell my friends or a therapist so I unburdened myself on the internet. 2- Also, the number of people asking me where to get psilocybin chocolate is hilarious. No, there’s not an online store where you can order shroom candy, sadly. Maybe one day. Edit 2- ok there are apparently places to buy shrooms but I don’t know where or how.

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18305533

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TIFU by sending my 10 year old to school with psilocybin mushroom chocolate in her backpack

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0.94

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10mrpbu/tifu_by_sending_my_10_year_old_to_school_with/

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promo_adult_nsfw

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[deleted]

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1674844430

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10ms7tf

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t3_10ms7tf

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7

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some_ads

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t5_2to41

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18305533

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TIFU by inflicting myself a heart attack because I'm not a pussy

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0

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0.22

null

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some_ads

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[deleted]

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1674845708

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10msqxe

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t3_10msqxe

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0

False

some_ads

/r/tifu/comments/10msqxe/tifu_by_asking_my_wife_for_a_paternity_test/

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deleted

1676227711

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t5_2to41

r/tifu

18305533

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None

TIFU by asking my wife for a paternity test

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1.0

null

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some_ads

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[deleted]

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1674845726

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10msr68

False

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False

t3_10msr68

True

1

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False

some_ads

/r/tifu/comments/10msr68/tifu_when_i_set_my_toddler_in_my_lap/

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null

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deleted

1676227710

0

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[deleted]

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t5_2to41

r/tifu

18305533

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TIFU when I set my toddler in my lap

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0.5

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some_ads

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BirdFine1210

t2_vpyzlpne

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False

1674845905

None

self.tifu

False

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False

10msu03

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t3_10msu03

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6886

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some_ads

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1676227707

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This didn't happen today, but a few weeks ago. My wife of 4 years gave birth to our first child last year. Both my wife and I are blue eyed and light skinned. Our baby has a darker skin tone. Over the past 6 months his eyes turned a very dark brown. I had my doubts. My friends and family had questions. I read too many horror stories online. I asked my wife half jokingly one day if she was sure the kiddo was mine. She starred daggers at me and said of course he is. I let it go for a while, but I still had a nagging doubt. So right after thanksgiving I told her I wanted a paternity test to put my doubts to rest. She agreed. A few weeks ago I came home to an empty house. Wife and son gone. On the bed she left the paternity results. And a petition for divorce. Kid is 100% mine. Now I will only get to see him weekends and I lost the most amazing woman I have ever known. TL;DR - I asked my wife for a paternity test. She decided she didnt want to be married to someone who didnt trust her.

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t5_2to41

r/tifu

18305533

public

None

TIFU by asking my wife for a paternity test

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4

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0.77

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/10msu03/tifu_by_asking_my_wife_for_a_paternity_test/

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some_ads

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kfcmagee

t2_4bjs6q7w

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1674845936

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self.tifu

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False

10msuhu

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t3_10msuhu

True

1

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False

some_ads

/r/tifu/comments/10msuhu/tifu_because_i_fucked_up_my_neighbours_present/

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Decided this is the year I would get out of my comfort zone, do a few bucket list things and a few challenging things- some scary, some nice. There’s an increasing movement of people going cold water swimming in the sea or lakes in the winter and I’ve become a bit obsessed with it but don’t personally know anyone who does it, so felt a bit sad and probably a lot of relief that I could pretend I would do it but couldn’t. However… a work colleague uses ice baths following the Wim Hof breathing techniques and is an obsessive advocate about all the health benefits. She goes on about it all the time. I got enthusiastic enough to sign up (and pay!) for a workshop which is less than a month away. You learn the correct breathing which apparently stops it being so awful when you then go in the ice water. I’ve been so smug about checking off one of my challenges that I hadn’t really contemplated that I actually have to do it! It was brought home to me this morning. The advice is prepare to for it in advance by turning the shower to cold at the end and stay in for as long as you can. My shower is so poor I have to move around to get wet and even then I could only manage 5 seconds! It was awful and I’m going to have to build up to minutes in less than a month. Unless the breathing technique is equivalent to general anaesthetic it’s going to be horrific! I’m getting really scared. Regardless, I’m determined to do it and posting on here for accountability. TL;DR smugly signed up for an ice-bath workshop and the horrible realisation has just hit me that I actually need to go through with it and it’s going to be FREEZING!

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Obligatory did not happen today, but about 12 years ago when I was still in school. (To avoid confusion I will use our ages instead of school grades, since grades in my country are counted differently than in the US) I've always been the "artsy" girl in class, the one who would always draw and scribble on every piece of paper in their range. Since I've been 12-13, I also enjoyed drawing short comic strips featuring different people from my school. Think something Calvin & Hobbes drawing style, but with way cringier jokes (stupid teenage humor and everything). Nevertheless, most people found it funny and asked me to include them regularly. The gags were never anything deep, let alone personal or mature; most of the gags weren't even related to what happened at school. Now, when we were around 14-15, a new girl transferred to our class. To be honest, I never had much contact with her but she seemed like an okay girl and we were friendly. So it wasn't long until she asked me to include her in my comics too. Then came the day of my FU. I decided to make a comic strip where she was the main character. Now it is important to note, the plot of it had NOTHING to do with her personally, or anyone else, it was just something I pulled out of my ass. I could have literally chosen any other person as the main character, the sole reason for chosing her was that she hadn't had much appearances yet. Basically, the plot went like this: A djinn granting her a wish, her wishing for him to make her famous, leading to her having to leave the country because the wish resulted in a funny video of her going viral on YouTube. (pretty lame, I know, but this was just my kind of humor back then :P) Well, she read it, forced a smile, didn't say anything and went on with what she was doing. I didn't bother asking if something was wrong, because tbh at that time I wasn't great at reading reactions (autism yay!) and the particular strip went into my folder to the others and was never mentioned again. I stopped drawing comics when I was 16 because it started feeling childish and tbh, I forgot about most of them. It wasn't until years later, when we all were already out of school, that some former classmates I've met mentioned her, and then told me they knew the true reason she had transferred to our school back then: Apparently, someone from her old school had filmed her while having sex and the video had gone viral around her school, leading to her being mercilessly bullied to the point of having to leave and transfer to a different school. Needless to say, I was shocked. This was the first time I ever heard of this, and at that point it sunk in how much of a fuckup I actually committed back then, using her out of all others for this one stupid comic strip. Like, what the hell must she have felt in this situation? As I said, this took place 12 years ago, but even today I still feel terrible thinking about it. TLDR; used a girl I knew as the main character for a comic strip about a video going viral, turns out later this had actually happened to her in an even worse way.

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I woke up this morning feeling numb due to the amount of work I've put in this month. I think it's some sort of depression but can't really identify what it is. I really didn't feel like doing anything at all but, I needed to get my kid up and myself out the door. My SO was already out the door and on her way to work. While I was getting ready for work she called me and asked if I would get her watch off the desk in her office and drop it off on my way into work. My SO uses it for health alerts when she's away from her phone. I said sure, as I looked down at my watched and realized I was going to make my kid 5 minutes late for school. This is the beginning of my FU's. I started going through motions of getting dressed and rushing my kid along to get out the door. I remember to go into my SO office to get her watch off of her desk. When I get in the office I stand there and my mind goes instantly blank. I can't remember why I am in the office. I see my SO watch sitting on the desk and think dang it she left her watch at home and turn around to walk out the door. I rush my kid out the door and tell them we don't have time for breakfast we running late. My kid is asking for some cash for an event at school while walking to my car. I have a $20 bill in my pocket and think to myself great! I don't have to stop by the ATM, I can stop at McDonald's get breakfast and get a few singles for the event. As soon as I start the car and let it warm up I open up the McDonald app and start ordering and pay for it using my card on file. I back out and start driving I then remember I took cash out yesterday for that very reason to have cash on hand and put it in my center console. I became more and more aware I was on autopilot but, the rest of my mind was not catching up. I hand my kid a $5 and they asked "Are we not getting breakfast?" I said no we are I just remembered I had some cash stowed away here. When I get to McDonald's I confirm I'm here and I got the option to pick up the food through drive through, curbside, or in store. I look up and see the drive through is wrapped around the corner. I look in the store and see the McDonald's lady locking the doors (assuming they were short staffed) and walking back to the counter with no one else in the store. I pressed pick up in store. I get out of my car and walk to the door pulled it and thought to myself the door is locked. Walked back to my truck got in the drive through line which was shorter and faster. I ordered a cup of coffee with my mobile order. After I got the first sip of that coffee my brain went into full review of the last 30 waking minutes of my life in turbo mode. My palms were immediately sweating and a wave of nausea swept over me. I couldn't believe I slept walk through 30 minutes of activities. When I got to work I texted my SO the whole story so she wouldn't be wondering why I didn't drop off her watch. &#x200B; TL;DR: My brain was stuck on autopilot for the first 30 minutes of my morning. I forgot my SO watch she uses for health alerts and paid for breakfast using my credit card when I had cash.

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we are both 15 and today we kissed and hugged a lot but when she tried to hug me tighter i got back a bit because i had a boner.then went to our homes and she asked me why i got back . this is my first relationship so i asked my friend for advice and he told me to be honest and tell her.i tried to tell her kindly but she kind of overreacted.she told me she feels cold and wont get close to me anymore.she thinks i am weird but i just cant help it.she told me even if we meet again she wont come closer than 5 meters.please help me i cant and wont live without her.we are together for 2-3 months.when i asked her when and if she will go back to normal.i also told her if she wants to break up because i dont want to make her angrier.do you think if this will be my first breakup and please tell me any advice.i am going to another country a few hours later and wont be here for 3 days.thanks for all the advice and sorry for my bad english . TL;DR we got very close so i had a boner and told her when we got home;she got very angry and i think she will break up with me. edit:she will probably leave me today i tried to talk to her and she said she feels cold to me and is disgusted by me but i begged her to meet one more time so we could talk without stopping.she also still doesnt believe me about me not wanting to do it rn.

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Went to the hospital for a dental abscess got charged 6k for some over the counter meds

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Today I had an interview for an internship as a graphic designer. Last semester I had to re-design a logo for a local company for a collage class. It was one of my recent and more successful pieces so I put it on the first spread of my portfolio. I had to explain the concept behind the project and I told them that I thought the logo wasn’t good and listed the reasons why. After I presented my whole portfolio, the interviewer asks if I know who made the logo. I said no, and he told me that his company made the logo. He went into detail about why they made they the choices they did for it, but I still think it’s ugly. Very awkward and I had to apologize in an interview, which was a weird feeling. He was understanding and seemed like he didn’t mind the the critique. The company does make really good work otherwise and I was really excited to get the position. Hopefully I get a second interview and we’ll just sweep that part under the rug. TL:DR Was in an interview for an internship and I redesigned a logo the company I was applying for created and told them why I didn’t like it

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This is my current situation. I am stuck in my bathroom. I had to go #2 really bad so i ran to the bathroom and sat on the toilet to do my business. I have been watching TikTok’s and reading Reddit for a good 30 min as i usually do in what i consider my fortress of solitude. My legs started to go numb which is my usual sign that it’s time to get off the pot. I put my phone down and I reach for the toilet paper. This is where i notice my critical error… there is none. There is no one in my house and i have to be at the bus stop to pick up my kids in about 10 min. Now i have a few choices: waddle out of the bathroom and try not to make a mess on my journey to find toilet paper. Use my hand and just wash throughly after the fact or wait for my wife to come home which should be right before my kid gets off the bus. It’s a choose your own adventure situation. TLDR: i didn’t check the bathroom for toilet paper before i went #2 Update: luckily it was a dry poop so i just clenched and waddled to find paper to clean up with. I posted this because it was relatable and funny. Update 2: it’s a half bath. No shower

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