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AITA for getting revenge on my drivers Ed partner I’m currently taking drivers Ed at school, and how it works is you’re paired up with a partner, and one partner drives and the other is in the back “observing”, and then we switch. Anyways, my partner, let’s call him EP (evil partner), sat behind me in the actual class, and would always pick on me, like kicking the back of my chair and whispering hateful comments into my ear, petty and annoying stuff like that. Anyways, when I found out we were going to be partners when we were taking the driving test, I was pissed, but EP was quite the opposite. We had one day of driving practice before the test, and he spread a rumor that I wet my pants a little because I was so nervous (this is obviously not true). This was extremely embarrassing, and I wanted to come up with a way to get back at him via a harmless “prank”, or whatever you want to call it. Then I had a great idea. On the day of the driving test, I went first, and I did pretty well,the instructor said I made a few mistakes, told me what I could work on, and then told me that I passed. Then, I switch seats with EP, and he takes the wheel. This is where my plan goes into action. Now, EP isn’t the most popular kid, so he doesn’t get to many notifications on his phone. He had it in his pocket, and I had assumed that it was on vibrate mode. So, I pulled my phone from my own pocket and started sending him a bunch of texts. However, instead of vibrating, they made a loud DING sound. I didn’t intend for this to happen, but it was even better this way. EP was clearly getting annoyed and distracted, and made numerous mistakes (nothing dangerous though; I would never try to put anyone in danger). Anyways, the instructor got so fed up that he told him to pull over and gave him a lecture about distracted driving and not having your phone on you while you’re driving. The instructor took the wheel and drove us back to school, and I was handed my permit, and per my knowledge, EP did not receive his. He was pissed at me, but hopefully he learned his lesson. I do feel kind of bad though, and want to know if you guys think I’m the asshole, or if EP deserved this. TLDR; my drivers Ed partner constantly terrorizes me so I cause him to mess up on his driving test. I get my permit and he does not

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So for context I (16m) have always had fat and low self esteem issues. Due to these, I always stuck up with people that didn't really appreciate me and used me for their personal benefits. For some time now I have been doing excersise and running to slim up and get in shape. This has caused my confidence to grow back up and I refused to be used by my so called friends. They had been socially shunning me for sometime anyway so I didn't care much. In the school the ringleader of the bullies made a snide remark that I was getting conscious and started verbally abusing me. In my anger I made a remark about his teeth ( for context he had wanted to put braces but was afraid of the pain and yet he called me a puss ). He did not like that and started shoving me trying to start a fight and was getting aggressive. A teacher saw that and thought we were playing around. he tried faking a punch at me to make me flinch but I raised my hand instinctively and (very) lightly punched him on the nose. Though the punch was light his nose still did bleed a little and the school is holding me responsible. The consequences are that he has blown the incident out of proportion and told everyone I was being aggressive and punched him out of nowhere. The school has suspended me for 1 week and I am being shunned again by the children for different reasons. However I don't really care about these issues as I am in this school for a few more weeks and then my boards are taking place. His parents however are trying to make the school ban me from writing the boards and that is catastrophic. I have a meeting in school today afternoon and I am scared shitless. I will keep you guys updated if you want and just needed a place to vent. TL ; DR : I stand up to a bully and now risk being barred from my 10th grade finals. Alright guys update time :D Since the last time I saw the guy was in the meeting against parents. His parents firmly listened to their child and denied my accusations calling me a "future murderer" or "future criminal". However my parents supported me too and thankfully no lawyers were involved. The children have somewhat of a newfound respect for me. They do not engage with me jn any manner which is still better than being bullied by a million times. The guy I beat has tried to fight me multiple times since then but I simply move on and refuse to fight. He too is being teased by the classmates for getting beat up but idgaf at this point. Father has spoken to a teacher and I will be enrolling in my MMA classes in the beginning of April :). Unlike all the fight that happen in school ever so often, this one just isn't settling for some reason. The children refuse to forget the incident. Overall I came out a much better person from this incident and my respect for myself has skyrocketed. I can answer your questions in the comments regarding any further details so feel free to ask.

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Obligtory NOT TODAY, probably 6 years ago, in class. People were passin around a school camera while my friend and I were trying to fix computer CD drive that got stuck outside, but it didn't got stuck randomly or because it was faulty, it was purposely stuck with a, let's say "hack". So after some thinking my friend held securely the PC with his hands while I panic punched the drive back in, but to no good, it was still out, so we basicly disasembled it and took the CD tray out (took it home, still have it) and put the lid back on, we thought it was a good idea since we have never used CDs in class, so no one would find out. In the following week we got called to the coordinator room, she called the tech guy that managed the cameras and pc's and he told that he was about to format the card when he saw a video with a thunbnail of a kid holding the pc and other kid charging a punch and yea, he obviously went to check the PC and to his surprise, it didn't had the CD tray. Needless to say, we got caught. Basicly they just told us to buy a new drive to replace the broken one. With this event me and my friend started to be more chill with both coordinator and tech guy but still a fuck up. TL;DR: Got a CD tray purposely stuck open and tried to punch it back in while the school camera was in the room. It was the thumbnail of the file.

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Obviously this didn’t happen today. Few weeks ago I got up early to do a workout in my garage because new year, new me right? As I finished up I decided to finally get around to doing some banded exercises for a torn rotator cuff that I had been neglecting. I was using a band the Physio gave me, now when most people think of a resistance band they think of a flat elastic band that is a loop - almost like a belt. The one I was using is a rubber tube that is just one length (not a loop). Think of a bungee cord without the hooks on the end. Anyway, I tied the band to my squat rack and did a few reps where I basically pull the band back towards my face at head height, so my hand is right beside my ear. Here’s where the FU occurred - in my haste to start my year off right I didn’t check the quickly tied knot of the band. It obviously came untied and flicked towards me with the force of 100 mouse traps. Luckily the band missed most of my face, unluckily it managed to make direct contact with my eyeball, and only my eyeball. After a trip to the emergency department and then the optometrist I was given 3 different eye drops and was under strict instructions to use them religiously or I would go blind. I’m finally finishing up the drops and vision is back to normal but let this be my warning to you not to do any exercises you are given by your Physio. In addition to this, when it happened I started screaming and fell to the ground before rushing in to my room to see my partner. I was groaning pretty loudly and she was trying to comfort me saying “oh babe it’s okay”. My flat mate got up a few minutes later and was berating me for waking her up. I apologised and explained what had happened which seemed to mollify her somewhat. She had heard my groans and assumed I was having an early morning romp. So I also found out I live with someone who thinks that when I get lucky I do an impersonation of sloth from the Goonies while my girlfriend comforts me. TL:DR I tried to do some shoulder rehab and hit myself in the eyeball with a resistance band resulting in weeks of eyedrops and optometrist appointments

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I (21f) still live at home since I’m in college, so it’s just me and my parents. My very..expressive parents. Anyway, we have a sunroom off of the living room in our house where we keep our shoes and things. I was just enjoying my night, getting ready to go get food with a friend, when I heard a gasp from somewhere in the house. I know, I should have minded my own business but alas, I am a curious creature! I would totally be the first one to die in a horror film. I didn’t know where my parents were and the house was strangely quiet. It was already suspicious, but I had to finish my quest. I shouldn’t have. I walked into the sunroom to the wonderful sight of my parents going at it like a couple of teenagers, one of them being named randy. On the couch. That I sometimes sleep on. My mom yelled “don’t look!” Like I already hadn’t seen them trying to make me a sibling. I screamed sorry and quickly made my escape to think about my life choices. This morning when I saw my parents, my dad looked me in my optic nerves and said “ I can’t believe you interrupted us last night” like I meant to walk in on them! He’s been grumpy ever since, I feel a little bad Tl;dr I inadvertently walked in on my parents getting freaky and made my dad mad because I cockblocked him Edit- the gasp that I heard didn’t sound like a sex gasp, more like a surprised/ unhappy one 😂 so obviously I wasn’t expecting them to be getting down and that’s why I checked 😬

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TIFU by telling my platonic friend that I would date her given the opportunity. Let me preface this by saying no I do not hangout with her to get in her pants/ try and convince her of a relationship we have only ever been platonic and it's been that way for over 2 years. We've been each other's confidants when it comes to relationships and emotional problems that we are facing. She is literally one of my biggest support systems and I hope I can provide just as much support to her when she needs it. Anyways on the fuck up. I gave her a ride home from the mall, on the ride we started talking about past sexual experiences and partners and why we had our "hoe phases" and how we've both had crappy relationships (which is actually the reason I know her she was friends with my ex wife). Anyways half way to her house she mentions that she still isn't done exploring, and here's where the f up begins because of course I had to be dumb. I flat out told her the only reason I haven't asked to take things to a sexual or romantic place is because she asked to keep our relationship platonic and I wanted to respect that decision and boundary. Which she reaffirmed she wanted to keep things platonic. Now here's where I've been fucking up for 2 years. When her and I go out to dinner or get our nails done or generally hangout I have a bad habit of paying for everything, because I know the crap she's been through with bad boyfriends and I know she sees herself as lesser even though she's one of the most intelligent, funny and beautiful women I've ever met like ture inner and outer beauty and I feel like she deserves to be treated with luxury once in a while and she needs to be reminded of her self worth. She's offered to split 50/50 numerous times, even pay for my half but I've always declined. She pointed out that this is the "nice guy" method the only difference being I've never asked for sex or a relationship or gotten upset at the fact I haven't received either, and that she would only have a problem with it if I had an ulterior motive. I assured her that I have no ulterior motive which she told me she believes and told her if it would make her more comfortable we could go 50/50 from now on when we go out but that I wouldn't lie, the things she's told me she's looking for in a relationship are things I'm looking to provide in a relationship and that I wouldn't exactly mind if things progressed in that direction which was the biggest fuck up. It's not like I was professing my undying devotion and love to her or anything, I admire her as a person and could see myself in a relationship with her and I feel I would be remiss if I didn't say anything so I said it . She told me she wasn't ready to date even though I know for a fact she's been trying, hence the nice dinners and nail appointment to cheer her up because boy trouble, which I have done my best to console her and give advice. I'm really worried that I might have jeopardized/ damaged a friendship that I value highly. I'm supposed to see her in 2 days and I definitely will be apologizing profusely. I'm really hoping that's going to be enough to get rid of the awkwardness. If not, I'll just go bury my head in a snow bank and leave it there. TLDR: Told my platonic friend I could see myself dating her, knowing she wants to keep things platonic. She responded by telling me she's not ready to date even though she's actively trying. ****UPDATE**** I don't know how I would even make an official update so I'm just adding it to this post. So we met today and hung out for a bit, I explained to her why i feel the need to pay for things and told her it was something I need to work on and she agreed, and stated we both have things to work on. She also told me she would help me work on it by absolutely refusing to let me pay for 100% of things and we did some shopping where she paid for her own stuff. All in all the friendship is still intact, we had some laughs about the awkwardness and other stuff and she said me seeing her as a potential partner would only upset her if that was the only reason I was hanging around and followed up with "I believe you're genuine and value our friendship as much as I do and I don't believe that's the reason you've stuck around". It was a good day I feel much better about the situation. Thank you to everyone for taking the time to read and comment, I appreciate all of your advice and feedback you guys are awesome!!! Maybe I'll post an official update if I can figure out how 😅

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I was excited and nervous about the job. It's my first job since graduating college a few months ago. It's a medical assistant job for a big company. I'm starting training this week. I wanted to know more about the job from the workers perspective. I found out that this company has a high turnover rate. The pay isn't enough for the amount of work that I'll be doing. I found out that I'm going to be working more than 40 hrs week from the comments. The hiring manager told me in the interview that a few of the medical assistants have left due to personal reasons. That rang alarm bells but I pushed it to the side. Now these reviews are proving what I suspected to be true. One said that the environment wasn't great where they worked, that their coworkers pushed them out, made their time working there hell because they weren't part of the cliche. They quiet soon after. I made a plan to suck it up and work for six months and leave. I don't care how that'll make me look. I searched for months for a job and now I'm fearful that I've made the wrong decision. I guess today's training session will help me make a clearer decision. Tl;dr: I looked up job site reviews for the company I'm going to work for today. I'm questioning my decision on whether to stay or leave.

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I'm writing this hours after it happened and after laughing about the situation to my parents. But I still wanted to share it through here for your entertainment 😂 I (21F) was out with my guy friend, let's call him Dave (22M, almost 23), treating ourseleves to a shopping spree as a birthday celebration (his birthday is tomorrow). His mom texted him while we were out and told her what he was doing and who was with him and asked me if i wanted to come to his birthday dinner with him, his mom and his uncle. Since I had no other plans other than staying home with my parents, i decided to go! While we were at the mall, i tried to look for tops more nice as i was informed that i might want to change shirts. i was wearing a cropped sweater and tried to look for nicer blouses and such, but nothing stood out. Plus, i wanted to treat myself still to clothes i actually like and wear. In the end, i got to graphic t-shirts i liked, and after i purchased them, I and dave headed to his mom's. Once we got to his mom's, i changed my top to one of the shirts I bought (it was an oversized purple graphic tee) and asked dave if he thinks this would be okay to wear based on where we were going. He said "yeah you should be fine. dont worry." and considering he was also wearing a new t-shirt he got from our shopping trip and describes the restaurant as a steakhouse, i decided not to worry. His uncle drove to the restaurant and once we get there, i knew instantly that i had fucked up. Saying this place was fancy is an understatement, and me wearing a t-shirt made me feel even more overwhelmed than i already was. Compared to how others were dressed, i felt like i looked like a homelese person. Luckily, his uncle guided me through the menu, which was like 5 courses, and I picked the items i knew i would be the most comfortable eating since there were things on the menu i know are pricey and didnt want to raise the bill more and food items that i have only heard about in movies where they treat a loved one to a fancy restaurant. I did make the best of it by talking to Dave and his family and even tucked in my shirt to make it look more nice. Dave kept joking "oh do you feel anxious for how underdressed you feel?" and i laughed saying "you had to remind me just as soon as i forgot. well, at least i did makeup today, so...i look nice on that end" which got a laugh from the whole table. Dinner was indeed fantastic, and i did have a good time with Dave and his family. But note to self: DONT TAKE FASHION TIPS FROM DAVE (love the guy, but man, did i wish i stayed in my sweater😂) and i will now pack an extra outfit in case something like this happens again! TL;DR TIFU by changing my shirt for my friend's birthday dinner

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Today I fucked up by drinking 2 coffees

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Today (yesterday but I still count it as today because I haven’t slept yet) I bought 2 coffees, 1 for me and 1 for my shift manager. I have the chance of getting 1 of 2 shift managers. 1 being Female who doesn’t like coffee, and the other being male who drinks coffee. I ended up working with my female manager today. Can’t let good coffee go to waste so I decided to drink em both. I finished my tasks pretty fast since the day was pretty slow for me and I was caffeine high zipping through the isles. I came home, played some games and got a lil tired around 12. I think the second coffee just kicked in because I can’t sleep a wink even though I have my fan on me full blast, ac on, dark room, listening to Reddit stories eyes closed (typically how I sleep). TL;DR I can’t sleep while I’m under superb sleeping conditions because I drank 2 coffees.

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So I don’t normally drink a lot of coffee. But today I decided to just get a venti americano from Starbucks at only around 3pm. And I started to feel the effects on my studying a couple hours later. It was a really good flow and I studied probably till 8 PM of deep learning. I even had a 2 mile run at 8 then had dinner and went to bed by 10 which is my normal routine. But I just laid in bed not falling asleep. I would just be in a strange lukewarm state of wanting to fall asleep. And I am not exaggerating when I say that I was simply awake the whole night. By 5am I realized I might as well have an early start to the day and get out of bed. But now I have a lab in 2 hours and my exam at 7pm. I really needed a good night sleep but now I’m already mentally exhausted. Uhhh. And it was literally only one cup of coffee too. What does Starbucks put in their drinks?! Tl;DR I drank one venti Starbucks coffee and that prevented me from sleeping at all in the night prior to having an exam.

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TIFU by trying a menstral cup

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The most traumatic and embarrassing thing just happened to me literally 15 minutes ago. So I bought myself a menstral cup, if you don't know what that is just Google, coz constantly buying tampons is expensive and hey who doesn't like helping the environment. I put it in and I'm like cool and then... I can't get it out, at all. I pushed it too high and could barely even reach it and I was freaking out. I googled and it always said you can manage to get it out, well it took me 30 minutes and I still couldn't. So I ended up going to a doctor, luckily it was a lady so I felt less awkward, and she got it out for me, she even struggled. I'm surprised my mom didn't laugh at me about it, I told her that and she said "why would I laugh? I'd be shit scared if this happened to me" so that was cool I guess.But I feel bad for doing this to that poor lady but she said it was okay but I feel she'll be having nightmares tonight. Before her I went to another place and the guy said he'll only be able to take me in a few days time and I said I'll rather go somewhere else and he said "can't you just wait?" Man seriously asked if I can just deal with something being stuck in me for a few days. So yeah, I'm going to neatly stack away my R300 menstral cup and continue to stick to tampons with cardboard applicators :) TL;DR. I tried a menstral cup for the first time, it got stuck and I had to go see a doctor to get it out

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So I've been trying to take better stock of my life and mental health lately, and one idea I had was to start journalling, but with a specific intention in mind. I would divide my life up into categories, such as work, mental health, physical health, social life, etc, and I would give them a score out of 10. The plan was to see if I noticed any trends, like days where I felt particularly good/bad, were there any consistent high/low scores? I became quite methodical about this process and always considering new categories. It was when I commenced a solo trip to pleasure town about three weeks ago that an insidious thought entered my mind: *"Hey, why don't you rate your orgasm out of 10 when it happens?"* I considered it for about a minute, still tugging away, then thought, "Nah, that's too weird, bro. What will the good people of Reddit think of me then?" And then I stopped thinking about it. Except that I didn't. Seconds before I started to orgasm, I couldn't help but give it a number. *"Oh, this is feeling like it's gonna be an 8...definitely an 8...hmm, well, actually more like a 5, to be honest..."* Overthinking during arguably the most crucial part of a male's masturbation session had led to me ruining my own orgasm. Turns out maths isn't the biggest aphrodesiac. But it was fine, life goes on, all of that. And then I stopped thinking about it. Except that I didn't. Two days later, when I was shaking hands with the milkman, I got to the orgasm and then my brain kicked in: *"It's gonna be a 7.5, for sure, bro."* It was a 5, tops. And that's been the trend, literally every single time I've entered hand to gland combat and about to be declared the victor, my nerdy-ass brain ruins the ceremony. Literally every single time. TL;DR - temporarily considered the idea of giving my orgasms a score out of 10. Now I can't stop doing it and it's making me ruin every orgasm I have.

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Had a great weekend until I got wasted and kissed a another man's wife

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TIFU by not realizing I was dying

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TIFU by telling my friend’s crush he liked her after he outed this other guy in work

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TIFU by kissing another man's wife when I was completely wasted.

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I told a boy personal information and he used it to humiliate me

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TIFU by going on 4chan

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TIFU: I Helped A Girl Cheat On Her Boyfriend

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Hello everybody this is one of my first posts on reddit so be patient with me please. So basically what happened is i went on the adult gif board on the website 4chan (what can i say i was horny) and stumbled across a rekt thread. Now I didn't know what it was at the time but i clicked on it and some of the most horrible gore ive ever seen poped up im talking beheadings shootings horrible horrible things i even saw the video of the pow getting castrated by russian soldiers that you may have heard of in the news horrible things that i cant even describe on here if you have ever been on 4chan you know exactly what im talking about. Now i cant stop thinking about it All day and night and i think i may be badly traumatised everytime i look at someone i think of the things ive seen and it makes me have an anxiety attack basically. I know i deserve no sympathy since i have done this to myself and its my own fault and im not shooting any shots at 4chan either i know i shouldn't have been there im just looking for advice i have so much anxiety all the time and im so scared that these horrible things will one day happen to me. TL;DR: I went on 4chan now Im badly traumatised (Edit thanks for all the upvotes and positive comments im trying to reply to everyone but theres so many comments i cant respond to them all)

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Obligatory this happened a few days ago. Husband and I got coffee while running some errands. Met my mom for breakfast, left coffee in the truck. When we were done, the coffee was still warm so I thought “fuck yeah” and drank it because it was really good coffee. I quickly realized there was something in my mouth that wasn’t coffee. As my husband is parking in the Walmart parking lot, I realize it’s a dead spider. That was in my mouth. Cue freak out. I jump out of the truck gagging and spitting coffee everywhere. In the hubbub, my phone fell out of my pocket and hit the ground, shattering one of the camera lenses. Tldr: left coffee in the truck, where a spider must have thought it would make for a lovely swim. Drank said coffee, got spider in my mouth, freaked out and broke my phone.

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We were watching tv together and then we got on to the topic of sex and stuff like that. We talk a lot about hot stuff and it honestly it just made it more painful for me because I realize I won’t be that guy. She said she wouldn’t mind having a threesome or a friends with benefits. This made it even worse because I’m pretty sure she would never want to have sex with me. She just not into me and it makes it painful being around her. I like her a lot but honestly I’m going through a lot rn and I need to refocus and move on with her. I still Am in pain rn but hopefully it can better. I figured this girl was into me but I wasn’t good enough. Honestly, I fucked up badly by talking about sexual stuff because it turned me on and she was into it but she wasn’t to me. TL;DR I’m so jealous and wish all this sex talk that we had could’ve been me. It a painful reminder that she not into me. She views me as good friend. She trust me a lot. I wish I neverr talk to her about this stuff.

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TL;DR This happened an hour ago, I was having my economics zoom lesson as per usual. The quiet girl finally decided to speak up but soon after she said her first word, she proceeded to get shy and apologize and close her mic. The teacher then tried to make her feel better by saying that we're large in here (as in we're chill) and I, the sarcastic me, had to add "And not in thickness!" The silence went for what seems like 2 hours but in reality it was some deadly few seconds. I cant tell if most of the kids were too sleepy to react to my bad joke, or they just decided not to be part of this. The teacher laughed awkwardly and continued explaining the rest. I didn't mean to bodyshame though. It's just that we don't speak English but the joke started in English. TL;DR

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I fucked up bigtime today. At my highschool, the studentes of the last year can dress up for a day to celebrate the fact that we made it trough school. For some reason I decided to use my uncle’s helmet from the germans in ww2 (he is a big history freak, not a neonazi or anything), and dress up as a ww2 soldier. I knew that this could be causing some trouble so I decided to cover the nazi-signs with a piece of paper. So the day breaks on and Im riding my bycicle to school, but then in starts to rain and the pieces of paper fall off. Im exposed now, but for some reason my dumbass tought that it would be allright and I just went further to school. Then, at school happens the worst thing that could have possebly happened: another group of students decided to dress up as jews. At first we tought that it was funny so we played along and took a few silly photo’s. Then I realised that a lot of people thought that we had planned this and now, am I and the students who dressed up as jews seen as racists by the rest of the school. What should I do to restore my reputation? TL;DR: I dressed up as a german ww2 soldier and some other kids as jews. We are now all seen as racist and Im lookin for a way to restore my reputation.

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Today I have put gas insted of petrol into my car

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i won’t say any names incase anyone i know finds this so i’ll be calling my best friend by A and my other friend by G. for context i’m in year 10 (14-15) just to give a bit of an age range. so basically my best friend, A, has like severe anxiety and it’s like really bad. she has to have weeks off school because she just can’t come in and stuff and i get that she’s mentally ill i really do but before i met G she was my only friend so when she used to go off i used to be all by myself. and while i admit i always went into a mood with her for a bit it was nothing serious i swear like maybe i was a bit passive aggressive sometimes but that’s it!! so then we met G and he’s honestly so sweet. he’s into lads so i’m not into him obviously but it’s so so nice to have a friend when A has her time off.but she’s just straight up rude to him sometimes and i’m like 80% sure it’s because she’s jealous that i’m spending time with another friend but it’s whatever most of the time she’s nice to him. my problem is that on wednesday i had half (first 2 periods+break) off to go HOSPITAL. that’s a pretty valid reason in my opinion but she doesn’t seem to think so. so she went really really bitchy with me and started to say all these sly comments and now she’s gone off for a week and earlier i texted her “u ok?” and she just left me on opened. i feel really bad but i just feel like i need to put me first sometimes i’ve tried to be patient but i should be out having fun right??? like whenever i go over to hers she just wants to sit in and it’s not a crime to want to go out at 14 and have a teenage life right was this a fuck up??? because my mum keeps on saying to just keep on giving her time but 🤷🏻‍♀️ TL;DR: my friend has really bad anxiety but idk if i can put up with it anymore (sorry if this is bad don’t rlly use reddit and this is a spam acc)

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Me and a good friend of mine often hang out in restaurants. Since we are both university students and quite busy, we usually go for dinner. This time we also went quite late in the evening, and since I was working on my computer all day, I was feeling very tired, my eyes were sore and I had a pretty bad head ache. I was kind of zoned out the whole time, not really paying attention to anything. The waitress came and took our order, and as she was leaving, my friend turned to me with a horrified face and said “WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT??”. I just looked at him with confusion, having no idea what he was talking about. I asked him what he meant, and his response was: “the thing you did. The thing with your eyes. That’s hella racist”. I was still confused about what he was saying, but then it finally hit me. There is this thing I do when my eyes are cramping and giving me a head ache, where I just run my fingers through my eyes and pull the corners up and away really tight and keep them pulled like that for a few seconds. It helps to relax my eyes and ease the pain. And yes, it looks exactly like the gesture people use to mock asians for their eyes. Until now I was not even really conscious of doing it. Unfortunately for me, I happened to do this exact same thing when the waitress came to pick up our order. Then I realized the worst thing: our waitress was asian, and in my zoned out state, I stared right into her face while doing the gesture. Needless to say, she did not come back to our table. I’m secretly praying she did not notice it but the chances are pretty low. TL;DR: my eyes were hurting and as an attempt to massage them, I accidentally made a racist eye pull gesture at our asian waitress.

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So, this happened last night, but the fallout came today. Last night, my family (my two parents and sister (22f)) were browsing TV for something to watch. I’ve been watching the show death note, recently, and have gotten really into it, despite not being too into anime. I suggested we watch the first episode, thinking my parents might enjoy the plot. I skipped the theme song, knowing my dad would find it irritating. I explained a couple plot points at my dad’s request. Anyway, we watched it, my parents mostly enjoyed it, and that was that. Today, my sister started saying that our parents shouldn’t watch it, because she didn’t like skipping the theme songs, because it wasn’t watching it properly, and that I ruined the entire episode by talking during it. I told her that mom and dad liked it though. She went on to aggressively tell me that she’d had it on her watchlist for way longer than I’d been watching it for, and to stop treating it like it was my thing. This devolved into her yelling and swearing at my mom and I, saying she was going to watch the whole series in the next two days, so that my parents wouldn’t be ahead of her in an anime. It got so loud my dad, who works from home, came storming out of his office to see what the commotion was. She kept giving me dirty looks as she left for school. TL;DR Watched an episode of death note with my parents, and caused total chaos within my family. Edit: I just wanted to say thanks to everyone in the comments for being kind and supportive about the situation, since I can’t respond to everyone.

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So a bit of context: My mom really likes Robbie Williams. I wanted to buy her a ticket for it. So this isn’t actually 1 fuckup, but 2. The first one is not knowing what kind of site I buy from. I was buying off of Gigsberg.com, where it’s basically a site for resellers, and I didn’t check the reviews. And when I bought the tickets, which were reasonably priced btw, I’d get them later, which is already a bit dodgy. But then comes the next fuckup (which is technically the same as the first one, but extended). When I asked then for a refund, they said I aggreed to the Terms & Conditions, which I didn’t read. It said that all payments were final. So no refund. Maybe I still have a chance to get my money back but idk man. Anyways sorry if this was a but messy, I just wanted to share this. TL;DR: i bought tickets from a ***probably*** scam site, and got maybe scammed. DISCLAIMER: do not buy from Gigsberg.com!

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Throwaway account because duh I am in a committed relationship of about 8 months, Over the weekend I decided to have a sleepover with my 2 best friends. We all got together at my house and did pretty standard activities. It should be stated that we are all teenagers in this story The sleeping arrangements, however, were not as standard, I had inflatable beds but we instead decided to share mine since I had a large one and we all liked cuddling. Important to note I am very platonic with all of them and the friend who is most involved in this story is a lesbian and I'm a guy. At about 2:00 am me and her were cuddling and like hugging, now I am beyond exhausted at this point. I was working with 6 hours of sleep the night before and closing in on 20 hours awake, this might not seem like a lot for some but it's unheard of for me. Anyways I and her were cuddling and my mind was insanely loopy and not functioning, I was easily more than half asleep. Just then I remember that our lips met and we kissed. The kiss felt very platonic and non-romantic, the way you would kiss a family member. After then I slowly start regaining sentience and realize how hard I fucked up I decided to go the bathroom and then downstairs to hide. I felt sick with guilt and just needed to get away and calm down, my friend eventually found me and we had a conversation about how much we just fucked up and how guilty we felt, and then started thinking about what to do. It's important that at this time I was spiraling hard, I was convinced this was going to ruin my life and that it was all over. I quickly decided on telling my gf as I didn't want to hide things from her, I drafted a message and sent it to her at about 4:00 am before I went back to sleep. At that time and into the next morning I realized how hard I was spiraling and started feeling a bit better and that my life wasn't over. In the morning she texted me back basically saying that she forgives me and it sounded like an accident and just don't let it happen again. The rest of that day was relatively nice, considering, of course, I was still feeling insanely guilty and awful, I and her were talking as usual and it was nice. Then today happened We met up and it was clear she still felt hurt I tried to her in any way I can. While we were sitting she asked "who initiated it" and after I told her no one she asked me to not be so close to her again and considering the context this was beyond understanding. during lunch when we were all present my friend had a breakdown over guilt and my gf said again that it was an accident and it wasn't anybody's fault. I still felt awful with guilt but things were going alright considering the circumstances. Then the end of the day hit, It is important to note that I had not told the other friend in the bed about what happened as I was still reeling from it myself, I was going to tell him probably today but hadn't got around to it yet. They had a class together before the end I was waiting by her locker as I always do, then they both walked around the corner and her eyes go dead when she sees me. I go up to her and say Hi before then immediately after she goes "what the fuck, why didn't you tell me all of what happened at the sleepover." I am confused as I told her what had happened so I asked panicked "what do you mean" then she says "first you kiss another girl, and then you lie to me!?" after that she starts going off about how I didn't tell the other friend yet and how "he was in the same bed!" and I was extremely caught off guard and scared so I was just saying "he wasn't directly involved" and "I was going to tell him." then she looks at me with the angriest/most dead eyes I have ever seen and slowly shakes her head and I take that as my time to leave. It's important to note that we were at various stages of undress while in bed as you do while sleeping so that might be what she's referring to but these were my friends and I didn't think anything of it. I go to my bus and ever so barely keep it together as I head back to my house, tears still pouring down my face. My friend who was also in bed also left the group chat with all of us so I'm pretty sure he hates me too. As soon as I got home I collapsed and began breaking down. I have had issues with seeing myself or others seeing me as a bad person so this has brought all of them back. I ended up ripping some books off the bookshelves as I felt they were taunting me and I ripped my superman poster off of my wall lol. It's just seeing him being the embodiment of a good person and then there's me, a piece of shit, it was just too much. My dad comes in and tries to pry open what's upsetting me and what happened but I just can't tell him, I am a piece of shit and my whole life is falling apart. I ended up falling back to things I had stopped doing previously such as scratching or hitting myself when I feel like I deserve it, I've probably got several bruises now lol. I don't even know why I'm posting this, honestly, this has been the only thing stopping me from weeping uncontrollably, or maybe I just needed to tell someone. I honestly don't know what to do, I love her very much and she probably hates me and is going to break up with me, not to mention my other friend who probably hates me now. I just don't know what to do. All of my worst dreams came true Also if you're going to go into the comments to tell me how bad of a person I am, believe me, I know. TL;DR I accidentally kissed my friend while exhaustively cuddling and now my life is over (edit) She broke up with me (edit2) My other best friend cut contact and wanted to stop being friends (edit3) it was spread around by the best friend that cut contact and the rumor is getting more and more distorted

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Back in 2012 I went on vacation to Paris with a few friends, we were all young men just looking for fun and to blow off some steam from work. So we venture to all the Tourists Spots stupid Australian Tourists would go avoiding all the obvious tourist traps and shaking our heads at those that got caught. We were just dumb young adults then and thought ourselves better, at least that was until the night rolled in. One of the guys suggested we hit up the Moulan Rouge this night and so off we went. We were having an absolute blast. Bar hopping and using our "Foreign Charm" and either striking out or getting lucky, soon it was just me and my friend left [we'll call him CJ]. Now both of us being the youngest of the group and having little experience with women at the time we kept to ourselves. That was until 2 absolute beautiful women WAAAAAY out of our league approached us, we talked, drank, and danced for a while before they told us about the best private club in Paris which they so happened to be members of. So our dumb dumb dumb idiot selves said yes to going with them. This is where we fucked up. Now generally if you get led down various alleyways into seedier territory self preservation would kick in and scream run, Unfortunately for me and CJ we were thinking with the wrong head. We arrived outside an establishment with no windows and a single huge tatted up bouncer waiting outside, he let us and the girls in. As we entered the girls went behind the bar and disappeared leaving the poor fools of this story in an abandoned bar with: The Bartender and a table of about 6 "Distinguished" men one being the obvious leader, we will call him [BDM]. One of the men told us to come over. Well Fuck, we knew we messed up. The exchange of conversation from memory went a little like this: [BDM] "Welcome to my Bar. You like my women". Immediately I recognised the accent. Russian. Fuck. [Me] "Ahhh yeah their very pretty". Wrong Answer. [BDM] "So you wanna sex them! She's my wife". Goddamn it. [CJ] "No mate we just thought they..." The group start talking their language interrupting us. Yep. We're dead. [BDM] "Are you Australian?". We nod yes, terror sinking into my soul even deeper. [BDM] " Then you can drink?". We nod again and say yes. From what I can remember before blacking out we spent and tipped an exorbitant amount of money on drinks at that place while we went shot for shot with these guys until the early hours of the next day and woke up in our hotel lobby, surprisingly still with our phones, wallets, and valuables. When we inquired to the reception about how we got back we were told we were dropped off in a black SUV with 3 Distinguished Men that told the reception to "Be good to our Australian Friends". Thanking God we survived we returned to our rooms to tell the others our story and later when I checked my phone I had an extra contact number. "Ruski Bro Bean". I never called that number. TL;DR: Went on a Paris vacation and got tourist trapped by what I can assume to be a Russian gang, got saved by my Australian Accent.

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Its really not today but more like a few years FU. It really sucks because I'm the cause of where it ended up. Ok so to start My Ex and I had a kid. We were together about 5 years and split. We were co-parenting for 3 years. I just started to date my girlfriend that i have now. It was going well for a few weeks. My kid was with a babysitter and ended up in a tragic accident and passed away. A month after she passed. My girlfriend ended up getting pregnant and we now have two kids. I never tried to heal after the loss so I couldn't focus on my chance on my beautiful family now. I became a bad alcoholic. I was a complete asshole to her when I would drink. She tried to be kind at first about it but i kept pushing her buttons. Eventually she started getting aggressive every time I would drink. I'm not as bad as I was a year ago. I'll drink every now and then and start drinking more and more then stop for a little bit and repeat. The ptsd she has from me can't handle it. So she left me in a few months ago but we still live together. Told me if I can do better she would give me a chance but it would take a long time. Living with her has been eating me up inside knowing shes going out having fun staying out late and what not. I know its not wrong for her wanting to be happy. I've been on and off drinking again. I haven't drank for like a week now. It's been torture knowing or not knowing whats going on. So I told her I have to leave. I need to self-heal for once. Now were getting separate houses. I wish I wouldn't have fucked up and can take everything back. I wish I would have gone to therapy after the tragedy of my first kid. I still hope that space will heal and we can try again. I do apologize for miss spelling and format. TL;DR: Had a perfect new start at a family with a Amazing wife and mother with two beautiful children but ruined by being an alcoholic asshole.

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This just happened earlier today and I’m still mortified thinking about it. Basically what happened was I was trying to scoot out of the booth, and in doing so I like to hold onto something when I get up for extra support just in case, and in doing so I tipped the table a little bit and the leftover waters we had spilt EVERYWHERE. I immediately reacted and started apologizing to the nearest waitress and trying to clean up my mess, but thankfully the waitress understood and told me not to worry about it because they deal with stuff like this all the time. Although that didn’t make me feel much better.. I don’t think I’ll show my face in that restaurant for a while now 💀 TL;DR: Tipped the table while getting up from booth and spilt water everywhere. Mortifying.

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so this has been going on for a month, and i have no one to talk to about this besides him. my best friend is a guy and we talk about everything together and every day i am excited to either talk with him or just hang out. if something funny happens at home or i find a meme online, hes the first person I tell about it. he had a girlfriend for about a year and i always thought they were really cute together. sometimes the three of us would hang out and i would joke that they're like my parents and im their adopted child. recently he had been venting to me about their arguments, which started out like petty stuff like when he didnt text back right away while he was at work, or when he mixed up takeout orders. they were rly dumb arguments but they started happening more and more. cut to like 2 months ago, she breaks up with him out of the blue, and he is a wreck. i dont drive yet but i was trying to cheer him up and sent him cat videos and memes just to at least be a distraction. one day he mentioned he was dropping off furniture to his aunt who actually lives like 2 blocks from me so i say hey come pick me up let's go out for food or something. i didnt mean like as a date or anything cuz we've hung out before plenty of times. anyways the vibe was off the whole time and i told him it's ok to not feel like he has to entertain me. he picked me up from my home and we went to get pho and boba tea but the place was crowded so we were eating at his place. we were watching netflix while we ate and soon after his mom left to go to work so we were home alone. when we were done eating, we had been watching for a bit and i noticed he just was like barely paying attention so i did something iv never done and super regret it, i moved closer to him and cuddled with him. idk why i did it and i really just wanted to make him feel better. so we sat there cuddling and i feel his hand moving down my back. the next part we started kissing and then it turned to stuff iv never done before, and that's definitely not how i ever imaged it would go and i regret it really. he took me home and kissed me in the car when we got to my place. i kissed him back and went inside and after i was inside I just felt really weird about it. there it happened two more times, i will skip details cuz its not about that. over this past month our conversations aren't as fun as they used to be but im afraid if say anything ill lose the closest friend I have. also im worried for him because i don't want to abandon him. i feel like i started this and i have no idea what to do next. anyways i just wanted to vent, thank u for coming to my ted talk . TL:DR i cuddled with my best friend after his breakup which led to sex eventually, and now our friendship kind of sucks and im too dumb to talk to him about it

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