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<user> aladdin... hole new world i changed the context of your tweet jajajaja soy charra
<user> aladdin... whole new world i changed the context of your tweet jajajaja i'm a charra
me va dar skin cancer so sigo asi
It's gonna give me skin cancer so I just keep it like this.
failing to prepare is preparing to fail lo que me manda mi coach...
"Failing to prepare is preparing to fail" is what my coach says .
<user>: <user> noooooo te vas a quedar aqui y punto ️ we've talked about this hun jajajaja
<user>: <user> noooooo you're not staying here , that's final 🧐 we've discussed this love , hahaha
i didn't think this one through... comprar cosas = rehacer las maletas
i didn't think this one through... buying stuff = repacking the suitcases
esta cama.. i'm in love
this bed.. I'm in love
"priorities level mami: ""te compre munchies para el viaje"""
"priorities level mami: ""I bought you munchies for the ride"""
estar 2/3 hermanas no la hace... it doesn't feel the same
Having 2/3 sisters doesn't feel the same.
<user> jajajajjaja yo no duermo desde que me dieron los antibioticos. i'm starting to consider it may or may not contain cocaine
<user> hahahaha I haven't slept since they gave me the antibiotics . I'm starting to think it may or may not contain cocaine
tu higado esta jodio i get it already....
Your liver is fucked up , I get it already ...
<user> desde ahora nigga your birthday is next week... a bit too early jajajaj
<user> from now nigga your birthday is next week ... a bit too early haha haha
mejor juego de la fifa by far
Best FIFA game by far.
ayer fue blast from the past.. gente random que no veia hace años
Yesterday was a blast from the past .. random people I hadn't seen in years .
"el: ""whyyyyyy did i just"" me va seguir toda la semana"
"He's gonna stalk me all week: \"whyyyyyy did I just\""
<user> jajajajaa already do boo... ughh te extraño no te veo hace un mes!
<user> hahahaha already do boo ... ughh I miss you I haven't seen you in a month !
la tipa seguia sacando sangre como si fuese de gratis... nigga you aware i need that
The girl kept taking blood out like it was free... nigga are you aware I need that.
<user> es tan annoying! i almost died en maryland porque ellos pasan en grupo sin cojones
<user> is so annoying! i nearly died in maryland because they jaywalk like there's no tomorrow .
la agua fria esta saliendo caliente... ladies and gentlemen we have reached hell
The cold water is coming out hot... ladies and gentlemen we have reached hell.
"all in or nothing ""just do it""... nike y addidas se lo tuyo;)"
"All in or nothing 'just do it'... Nike and Adidas are yours ;)"
gana si que gana porque ellos si tienen ganas charreria brought to you by mi hermana
It really wins because they do have the will charreria brought to you by my sister
ya tengo mi schedule... mixed feelings con esta realidad
I already have my schedule... mixed feelings about this reality .
<user> te taguiaste a ti misma jajaja remember loser buys drinks for the night
<user> You tagged yourself lol remember loser buys drinks for the night
quiero ir camping... ¿alguien quiere ser mi camping buddy?
I want to go camping ... does anyone want to be my camping buddy?
"<user>: if you don't care for me, i don't care for you... punto y se acabo ""palabras de la wise <user>"" yo te amo yolita!"
“<user>: if you don't give a damn about me , I don't give a damn about you ... end of discussion . Wise words from <user> . I love you , Yolita !”
todavia tengo arena en los oidos... how is this possible?
I still have sand in my ears . How is this possible ?
<user> no me gusta cm bailar... its weird jajajaja
<user> I don't like how they dance... it's weird haha
<user> no quiero seguir viendo... breaks my heart
<user> I don't want to keep seeing... it breaks my heart.
el helio se acabo... i'm bored again
The helium has run out... I'm bored again.
<user> <user> jajajaja true de la dona.. ya me recuerdo de la pavera de fotoshotting de pescado:')
<user> <user> haha true about the doughnut . Remember the pavera from the fish photoshoot : ) )
esto de no trabajar full time no la hace :/
This no working full-time ain't doing it :/
llego a la playa puedo respirar piso la entrada de la casa... boom feel like shit
I get to the beach I can breathe I step into the house... boom feel like shit.
finally acabe con los placement exams...
Finally finished with the placement tests ...
<user> jajaja pq tanto asco?... prefiero esto a home alone
<user> haha why so much disgust?... I prefer this to being home alone
bailamos hasta ensima de las butacas.. shit white girls do
We danced up onto the seats . Shit white girls do .
falta lo mas que temo... make up
the most feared part is yet to come ... putting make up on
"<user>: a female cock block ""is referred to as a"" clam jam. """"jajajaj aah pues bien"
<user>: a female cock block is referred to as a man-clam party. haha yeah sure thing!
food coma... voy a coger un nap hasta las 8
Food coma... I'm going to nap until 8pm.
<user> <user> y hello estoy todo el verano aqui so más vale que janguiemos antes que me vaya!!!
<user> <user> and hello , I'm here all summer so we'd better hang out before I leave !!!
<user>: alcoholic? no, i prefer the term drinking enthusiast. <user> jajajajaja accurate?
<user>: alcoholic ? no , i prefer the term beveraging connoisseur . <user> jajajajaja on the dot ?
yo no puedo ir a urban outfitters y salir empty handed
I can't go to Urban Outfitters and leave with nothing in hand.
<user> el tipo de office depot no sabia decir el mio and he spelled it wrong like 6 times
<user> the guy from office depot couldn't say my name right and he misspelled it like 6 times
mi tio y su fiance son bellos wow!
My uncle and his fiancé are beautiful wow!
dos camisas, un jacket, scarf, medias, botas y todavia tengo frio
two shirts , a jacket , scarf , tights , boots and I'm still cold .
fine dining en el aereopuerto:)
Fine dining at the airport:)
<user> jaajjaa just guat i needed:') me rei mucho
<user> jaajjaa just what i needed:) i laughed so hard
<user> <user> eso es pocket money de que ustedes hablan jajaja
<user> <user> that's the pocket change you guys are talking about jajaja
<user> jajaja yo voy hacer lo mismo cuando llegue next week todo de mi closet se va...
<user> haha I'm going to do the same when I get there next week all of my closet's stuff is going to...
instructions not included me mato:'(
Instructions not included killed me:(
<user> jajajajja maldad con mucho amor!! jajaja secretly i do hun
<user> hahahaha evilness with lots of love!! haha secretly i do hun
<user> you evil little person!! jajajaj se donde vives so yo tu me comporto
<user> you evil little person !! hahaha I know where you live so watch yourself
<user>: aunque me cuelgue mañana me voy a graduar so fuck this preach!
<user>: even if i hang up , i 'm still graduating tomorrow so fuck this preach !
then again ya me quiero graduar
Then again I just want to graduate already.
"jugando ""what are the odds?"" jajjaja <user> <user>"
Playing "what are the odds?" lol <user> <user>
"llevo escuchando ""stay high"" literal toda la noche"
I've been literally listening to "stay high" all night long .
<user> <user> inside joke o no daniella estate speaking day truth:) jajajajaja
<user> <user> inside joke or no Daniella be speaking the truth:) hahahaha
<user>: <user> hola, aparece hiii im alive
<user>: <user> hey, there hiii i'm back from the dead
<user>:“ <user>: quiero estar en un yacht... ” the story of my life jajaj tengo mentalidad de rica, wallet de pobre
<user>: "I want to be on a yacht ... " the story of my life haha I have a rich mindset , poor wallet .
new york will be my home for the next 4 years... holy shit no lo creo
New York will be my home for the next four years ... holy shit I can't believe it!
<user> hoy tu me causaste un ataque al corazón! i love you lil bitchh
<user> today you gave me a heart attack ! i love you lil bitchh
<user>: this is me yo daily jajaja
<user>: this is my everyday life haha
<user>: este weekend que viene bien readyyy
<user>: this coming weekend is gonna be so lit .
se me habia ido el sueño comí and its backk ughh forever sleepy
The phrase in English is: "I had lost my sleepiness ate and its backk ughh forever sleepy."
mi cuerpo no responde... i cann't move
my body does not respond... I can't move
home alone = in dah nude... me estoy derritiendo
Home alone = in the nude... I'm melting.
este calor esta demasiado... fuck clothing
This heat is way too... fuck clothing.
<user>: really because i want my first daughter to be a boy no puede ser
<user>: really because I want my first daughter to be a boy no puede ser translates to: <user>: "Really, I want my first daughter to be a boy. It can't be a girl."
<user>: les invito a que bajen white tile, se van a poner adictivos. te odio lo baje, hoy no duermo jajajaja
<user>: I invite you to download White Tile , you will get addictive . I hate you , I downloaded it , today I won't sleep jajaja
<user> <user> eso me tienta... pero no se i havent done shiiitt jajajaj
<user> <user> that tempts me... but idk i haven't done anything yet haha
<user>: <user> happy bday linda!! pasala cabron!!! que lenda graciass:)
<user>: <user> happy bday gorgeous!! have a blast!!! what a legend thanks:)
<user> jajajajajajaj la tipa es negra so that makes 100% funnier... i love you nigga:')
<user> hahahahahaha the girl is black which makes it 100% funnier ... i love you nigga:' )
la comida ocupa la mitad de la guagua... forever fat
The food takes up half the car... forever fat.
tengo prom date! jajaja
I have a prom date! LOL
<user> jajajajajaj im a sucker for a good pun! jajajaja
<user> jajajajajaj I'm a sucker for a good chiste! jajaja
shhhh paren de hablarme de prom dates....
shhhh stop talking to me about prom dates...
<user> cant believe they got back together... todavia no lo supero
<user> can't believe they got back together... i'm still not over it
asi me tienen con el tema de los prom dates....
That has got me thinking about the prom dates issue...
no hay ni resumenes buenos online... see nobody wants to read this :/
There aren't even any good online , see no one wants to read this :/
<user>: <user> nena cállate y ámame definition of tough love jajajaja i love you nigga alwayss
<user>: <user> shut up and love me definition of tough love jajaja i freaking love you nigga always
<user> esa era yo ayer... i quit pq literal no me salia mas nahh! pero dalee sigue ahii
<user> that was me yesterday ... i quit because i literally couldn't get anything right ! but you keep going .
take all of me.. i just want to be the girl you like estaaa canciooonn :o
Take all of me.. I just want to be the guy/girl you like this song :o
8/10 despues de esto pa la playa to release all this unnecessary stress
8/10 after this we're heading to the beach to release all this unnecessary stress
<user> me dio writers block en la 6...
<user> got stuck at writer's block on the 6th one ...
<user> jajajajaj paola adelanta pq el martes te va dar el sleepless syndrome and youll go nuts
<user> hahahaha Paola's getting ahead cause on Tuesday she'll get the sleepless syndrome and go crazy
breath in, breath out... acabo esto hoy
Breathe in, breathe out... I finish this today.
"- ""i want ice cream or something cold..."" + ""comete tu corazon"" - <user> en estas..."
"- "I want ice cream or something cold..." " + "Eat your heart" - <user> in these..."
<user> nop honey estoy contigo en esa... i dont know how to start so im brain dead..
<user> nah darling , I'm with you on that ... I don't know where to begin , I'm brain-dead ...
<user> jajajajaj i know.. cuando no? i love youuuu
<user> jajajajaj I know... cuando no? I love you tooo.
<user> llegas para volver a ir te why you do this yo me shortie? :(
<user> why you come back to leave again you my shortie ? :(
"+ ""no se cuando es, no se donde es, no se que ponerme..."" -excusas que me dio gabi para no ser mi prom date * the most interesting 8 year old *"
"I don't know when it is, I don't know where it is, I don't know what to wear..." - excuses Gabi gave me for not being my prom date * the most interesting 8 year old *".
<user> ya empeze season 2 :d i cant stahp
<user> I've started season 2 :D I can't stahp
odio pelarme... why do you do this to me sun?
I hate shaving my legs... why do you do this to me, sun?
esta maestra necesita ser revivida o algo... why so dull?
This teacher needs to be revived or something... why so boring?
proud of my twin tower <user>.. jaja ahora me motivaste demasiado con lo de college!
Proud of my twin tower <user> .. haha you just really motivated me with this whole college thing !
<user> lo voy a necesitar., no estoy tan grave como estabas pero close enough jajaja.. no se como voy a dormir!
<user> I'm gonna need it . I'm not as bad as you were , but close enough haha . Don't know how I'll sleep !
que es esto? mis padres me acaban de preguntar si quiero faltar mañana!?!! by far the best day ever!
What is this? My parents just asked me if I want to skip school tomorrow!?!! This is the best day ever!
my nigga is 18!!! happy birthday bae!! ya eres legal!!! mañana la vamos a pasar cabron! te amo muchisimo! vamo a bebel!
my nigga is 18!!! happy birthday babe!! you're officially an adult!!! tomorrow we're gonna have so much fun! i love you so much! let's drink!
<user> jajajaj mentirte a ti se me hace dificil... i feel like you know the truth
<user> lol , lying to you is hard ... i feel like you know the truth .
<user> siempre sabe lo mio... she sees right through me -. -
<user> always knows mine . She sees right through me .
<user> te dije que me queria ir de viaje... i was serious jajaja
<user> I told you I wanted to go on a trip ... I was serious jajaja
<user> keep going i love et! jajaja graciass babe:)
<user> keep going i love it! jajaja thank you so much babe:)