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gasté mi break de estudio leyendo lo de ricky roselló. muero. bye.
I spent my study break reading about Ricky Roselló. I'm dying. Goodbye.
si ella con 0 busto puede verse tan perra... i can too
If she with zero bust can look so fine... I can too
<user> mira mi tweet anterior hahaha
<user> check my previous tweet hahaha
emmm lo menos que usan los tiburones para atrapar su presa es la visión. just saying.
Emmm what sharks use the least to catch their prey is vision . Just saying .
he culminado con las mátemáticas for ever
I'm done with math forever
dando likes en vez de retweets pa 'no meterme en problemas
Giving likes instead of retweets so I don't get in trouble
5 shots de tequila, pitorro, bailey's, chichaíto... sangrías, cervezas, mojitos, passoa. o sea cómo no iba a coger una super jumeta
5 shots of tequila , rum , Bailey's , a little chicha ... sangrias , beers , mojitos , passoa . I mean , how couldn't I get a super bad hangover .
salí de química orgánica for eveeeer
I'm done with organic chemistry forever
<user> you have an accent??? acá tienes un flow de gringa cuando hablas hp hahahaha
<user> you have an accent??? here you have a flow of a bloody American when you talk hp hahahaha
<user> <user> es que ustedes iban a estar en la suya con vanessa que llegaba y me iba a sentir out of place :/
<user> <user> it's just you guys would've been in your own world with vanessa and i'd feel out of place :/
<user> <user> tambien western lake por el holiday inn
<user> <user> also western lake by the holiday inn .
<user> literal. yo estoy aquí trying to figure out what the fuck hapened para que exista tanta hostilidad.
<user> literal . i'm here trying to figure out what the fuck happened for there to be so much hostility .
<user> <user> <user> a las 5pm so so
<user> <user> <user> at 5 pm sharp
<user> thanks babe. a fuerza de hielo ando
<user> thanks darling . i'm all icy cold
<user> si? uff perfect. gracias!!
<user> Yeah? Okay , that's perfect . Thank you !!
<user> hahaha te quedó de show
<user> it looks amazing!
en serio. happy bowls anyone??
Seriously . Happy bowls anyone ?
le quedan 20 minutos a esta clase y yo solo puedo pensar en el nap que voy a coger when i'm done.
There are twenty minutes left of this class and I can only think about the nap I'll take when I'm done.
anoche génesis y yo cantamos en la tarima de smoke city
Last night Genesis and I sang on the Smoke City stage
"esperando el ""april's fools"" de mi profe con el quizecito que anunció por email"
Waiting for my teacher's April Fool's Day prank with the little quiz she announced by email.
<user> me too!!! tenemos que hacer algooou
<user> me too !!! we have to do something soon
escribí un tweet concerned y cuando lo lei ahora sonó douchy y medio
I wrote a tweet that came off as concerned , and when I re-read it now it sounds douchey and kinda
lo primero que haré cuando llegue a mayagüez es ir a happy bowls
The first thing I'll do when I get to Mayagüez is go to happy bowls
me dicen que los push ups ayudan a poner las boobies bien sexys. ¿cuán cierto es eso?
They say that push ups help keep the boobies sexy . How true is that ?
shout out a <user> que anda turning it up en <user>
Shout out to <user> who's turning up in <user>!
en happy bowls tienen dos bocinas con músicas distintas cada una. music overload.
They have two speakers each playing different music at happy bowls . Music overload .
cabrones vayan a mi último rt y vean ese thread para arriba entero
You bastards go to my last RT and read that whole thread up .
<user> i know babe. por eso me dio gracia
<user> I know babe . That's why I thought it was funny .
<user> <user> hahahaha literaaal. por eso yo no te molesto a menos que sea completamente necesario hahahaha
<user> <user> hahahaha literal . That's why I don't bother you unless it's absolutely necessary hahahaha
a ver la peleíta with the boyfriend y la familia
Let's watch the little fight with the boyfriend and the family.
<user> enzima? eso es lo que está escrito en-cima de mi tumba? pq este examen me acaba de clavar... * she said while crying over her test *
<user> enzyme? Is that what's written above my grave? Because this test just nailed me... *she said while crying over her test*
bailando watch me en mi guagua y los del carro del lado me pillaron
Dancing Watch me in my car and the people in the car next to me saw me
"quiénes hacen double down aquí? ""fulana, sutana... ah y priscilla borracha"" hahaha ay crijto."
"Who does the double down here ? " "So-and-so , such-and-such ... and Priscilla the drunk ," hahaha oh boy .
<user> <user> el lunesss!! vamos pa 'ocean pleaseee
<user> <user> Monday!! Let's go to the ocean pleasee
<user> <user> well they have them if they're fat. y eso no cuenta.
<user> <user> they have them if they're fat . That doesn't count .
<user> aquí es lo mismo durante los spring breaks
<user> it's the same here during the spring breaks
pero lo único que me motiva para ir es un popcorn con icee.
but the only thing that motivates me to go is a popcorn with icee.
tengo como mil gifs en el storage
I have like a thousand gifs in storage .
el struggle entre si darte mute o unfollow.
the struggle of deciding whether to give you a mute or unfollow.
<user> hahaha que bella. es un stunt de cheer
<user> hahaha so beautiful . It's a cheer stunt .
ayer saqué al fin mi full up puñeeee
I finally got my full punch out yesterday .
<user> hahaha trueee same here. pero al menos estando acá tenemos mas time pa estar con los panas jeje
<user> hahaha trueee same here . But at least we're here together , we have more time to hang out , lol .
<user> free para ver a tu family haha and yess. yes i am haha y tu?
<user> Free to see your family haha and yep , I am haha , what about you ?
les cuento q hice double down (un stunt d cheer q estoy empezando a practicar) en el mismo medio d las justas bn borracha y me quedó cabrón.
I'll tell you guys that I did a double down (a cheer stunt I've been starting to practice) right in the middle of the competition super drunk and I crushed it.
<user> <user> pero a mi no tiene la oportunidad de verme to el tiempo y cuando estoy en la gallera no va a verme. bitch.
<user> <user> but he/she doesn't have the chance to see me all the time and when I'm at the chicken fight place he/she won't go see me . Bitch .
<user> hahahaha es que hay fogueo y vine a apoyar a nuestro team! no seas pendeja y ven acaaaaa
<user> hahahaha it's a friendly match and I came to support our team ! Don't be silly come here !
estoy aprovechando el tiempo que me queda sin sobrina para hablar malo todo lo que quiera. a la que llegue la beba no more cursing.
I'm taking advantage of the time I have left without my niece to talk shit as much as I want . As soon as the baby arrives , no more swearing .
me tiré tantas fotos cabronas hoy. desde stunts y rutinas hasta un mega photoshoot bien lindo con mi jevo.
I took so many dope photos today . From stunts and routines to a mega cute photoshoot with my boyfriend .
"tengo el ""turn off notifications"" más gastao 'que el mute."
I have the "turn off notifications" button more worn out than the mute button.
el hamburger este se me descojonó to 'en las manos. culpo a la ensalada.
This hamburger fell apart in my hands. I blame the salad.
gracias bk, porque cuando te pedí el bacon doble sin ensalada deep down si quería que se la echaras ️
Thanks bk, because when I asked for double bacon no salad I really did want you to add it in ️
cafecito y grilled cheese.
Coffee and grilled cheese.
the interview no me hizo reir casi na '. me mintieron.
The interview didn't make me laugh almost at all . They lied to me .
estoy en un group message en donde no entiendo un bicho de lo que hablan.
I'm in a group message and I don't understand a word of what they're talking about.
viste de verde y apoya a tus equipos de cheer y dance para las justas!! 10$ nada más
Did you dress in green and support your cheer and dance teams for the sports festivals !! Only 10 bucks .
full freaking body en el gym cabrones.
Full freaking body at the gym , motherfuckers .
<user> y yo somos el complete package. we can talk sports and we can talk art
<user> and I are the complete package . We can talk about sports and we can talk about art .
<user> exacto jejeje. i know a little something something
<user> exactly haha . i know a little algo algo
<user> i know pero no lo puedo evitar.
<user> I know but I can't help it.
aunque sea una estupidez yo fucking odio que me dejen en el read. lo odio bien cabrón.
Even a stupid thing like being left on read pisses me off so bad .
<user> si mano. estas en ley. yo iré a las 10 or so a coger los labs y regreso a dormir
<user> yeah man , I'm good . I'll go around 10 to get the labs and then come back to sleep .
imma take a nap para seguir mis estudios.
I'm gonna take a nap to keep up with my studies.
ese mini heart attack que te da cuando por poco se te cae el teléfono en la cara.
That mini heart attack when you almost drop your phone on your face.
<user> mira como las tenia cuando llegue aqui pero enserio este spring season voy pa la dieta
<user> look how fat I was when I arrived here but this spring season I'm going on a diet
que mierda es el season 3 de prison break!!!!!!!!!!
What the fuck is season 3 of Prison Break !!!!!!!!!!
de verdad no sabia que estaba tan dura en beer pong
I really didn't know I was so bad at beer pong.
estoy pa un movie night
I'm down for a movie night
<user> happy birthday mas que jo! espero que la pases bien. tenemos un dia de playa pendienteee ️️
<user> Happy birthday my friend! I hope you have a blast . We still have that beach day coming up 🏖️
ya tengo mi prom dress
I already have my prom dress
enamorada de mi prom dress
In love with my prom dress
mis parking skills estan
my parking skills are
<user> jajajaj true maybe lo hago
<user> hahahah true maybe I will do it
siempre decimos para ir a la playa y nunca vamos jajaja i miss youuu
We always say let's go to the beach and we never go haha I miss youuu
“<user>: poor kid ” esto siempre me da risa jajaja
"<user>: poor kid" this always cracks me up lol
“<user>:“ <user>: next week on ellen ” aqui lo veo blanco y dorado ” still negro y azul
<user>: “<user>: next week on ellen ” “ i see it white and gold ” still black and blue
ayyy ya quiero ver mi prom dress terminadooo
I can't wait to see my prom dress finished!
que struggle esto del traje del prom
The struggle is real with this prom dress .
y maybe un tattoo
and maybe a tattoo
primer new year que voy a pasar sin mi mama
This will be the first New Year's that I'll spend without my mom.
papi compro spicy crab
Dad bought spicy crab
<user> <user> love it!! yo tambien estoy jodia con calculo
<user> <user> love it!! I'm also fucked up with calculus!
tengo $234.56 en el wish list de libros jajajajajaja
I have $234.56 in the wish list for books haha!
<user> jajajajajaja solo di uno de lo de city of light!! mas nada!!!
<user> hahahahaha just say one of the city of light !! nothing else !!!
secret de maroon 5, me da ganas de llorar, de reir, de estar forever and ever enamorada and never let goooooooo
Secret by Maroon 5, makes me want to cry, to laugh, to stay forever and ever fallen in love and never let goooooooo
el playlist de drake de spotify esta on point
The Drake playlist on Spotify is on point.
deberia ser un stress reliever dog donde mi unica preocupacion sea que me soben y me den amor
It should be a stress reliever dog whose only concern is to pet me and give me love.
my life, no he podido ni seguir viendo la serie jajajajajaj
my life, I haven't even been able to keep watching the series hahahahaha
<user> baby babyyyyy cuando bajas??? yo tambien
<user> baby babyyyyy when are you coming down ??? me too
<user> <user> pero, pero!!!! omg! pesca semen, eso mismo es lo que son. fuck la huelga hasta que no se diga algo concreto
<user> <user> but, but!!!! omg! dick fish, that's what they are . fuck the strike until there's some concrete news
<user> bright side: ya mismo cumplesss
<user> bright side: you're about to turn another year :)
de tanto pedonar a alguien, solo le di la estrategia perfecta para fuck me all up again!
From apologizing so much to someone , I just gave them the perfect strategy to fuck me up all over again !
<user> classic. pero el nene es normal, saint, santos es normal jajajajaj
<user> classic . but the kid's name is normal , Saint , Santos is normal haha
son las 5pm y estoy en la uni... something is wrong.
It's 5pm and I'm at school... something is off .
shoutout a la cuñi por hacerme adicta a the blacklist <user>
Shoutout to my sister-in-law for making me addicted to *The Blacklist*, <user>!
<user> sweetest devotion me mata
<user> sweetest devotion kills me
estar 4 meses sin mi soul mate esta cabrón
Being 4 months without my soulmate suuuuucks.
<user> i have lots of vids!!! te lo estare enviando
<user> I have plenty of videos!!! Will be sending them to you .
everyone is so fucking nice en este hospital ️ ️ ️ love youuuuuu guys
Everyone is so damn nice at this hospital ❤️❤️❤️ love youuuuuu guys
<user> promess, te mando los videos y eso!! me voy el 26 y el 27 es el concert en miami
<user> promise , I'll send you the videos and everything ! I'm leaving on the 26th and the concert is in Miami on the 27th .
you talk a really good english, are you sure you're from pr? si cabron!
Do you really speak English that well, are you sure you're from Puerto Rico? Yes, dude!