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gasté mi break de estudio leyendo lo de ricky roselló. muero. bye. | I spent my study break reading about Ricky Roselló. I'm dying. Goodbye. |
si ella con 0 busto puede verse tan perra... i can too | If she with zero bust can look so fine... I can too |
<user> mira mi tweet anterior hahaha | <user> check my previous tweet hahaha |
emmm lo menos que usan los tiburones para atrapar su presa es la visión. just saying. | Emmm what sharks use the least to catch their prey is vision . Just saying . |
he culminado con las mátemáticas for ever | I'm done with math forever |
dando likes en vez de retweets pa 'no meterme en problemas | Giving likes instead of retweets so I don't get in trouble |
5 shots de tequila, pitorro, bailey's, chichaíto... sangrías, cervezas, mojitos, passoa. o sea cómo no iba a coger una super jumeta | 5 shots of tequila , rum , Bailey's , a little chicha ... sangrias , beers , mojitos , passoa . I mean , how couldn't I get a super bad hangover . |
salí de química orgánica for eveeeer | I'm done with organic chemistry forever |
<user> you have an accent??? acá tienes un flow de gringa cuando hablas hp hahahaha | <user> you have an accent??? here you have a flow of a bloody American when you talk hp hahahaha |
<user> <user> es que ustedes iban a estar en la suya con vanessa que llegaba y me iba a sentir out of place :/ | <user> <user> it's just you guys would've been in your own world with vanessa and i'd feel out of place :/ |
<user> <user> tambien western lake por el holiday inn | <user> <user> also western lake by the holiday inn . |
<user> literal. yo estoy aquí trying to figure out what the fuck hapened para que exista tanta hostilidad. | <user> literal . i'm here trying to figure out what the fuck happened for there to be so much hostility . |
<user> <user> <user> a las 5pm so so | <user> <user> <user> at 5 pm sharp |
<user> thanks babe. a fuerza de hielo ando | <user> thanks darling . i'm all icy cold |
<user> si? uff perfect. gracias!! | <user> Yeah? Okay , that's perfect . Thank you !! |
<user> hahaha te quedó de show | <user> it looks amazing! |
en serio. happy bowls anyone?? | Seriously . Happy bowls anyone ? |
le quedan 20 minutos a esta clase y yo solo puedo pensar en el nap que voy a coger when i'm done. | There are twenty minutes left of this class and I can only think about the nap I'll take when I'm done. |
anoche génesis y yo cantamos en la tarima de smoke city | Last night Genesis and I sang on the Smoke City stage |
"esperando el ""april's fools"" de mi profe con el quizecito que anunció por email" | Waiting for my teacher's April Fool's Day prank with the little quiz she announced by email. |
<user> me too!!! tenemos que hacer algooou | <user> me too !!! we have to do something soon |
escribí un tweet concerned y cuando lo lei ahora sonó douchy y medio | I wrote a tweet that came off as concerned , and when I re-read it now it sounds douchey and kinda |
lo primero que haré cuando llegue a mayagüez es ir a happy bowls | The first thing I'll do when I get to Mayagüez is go to happy bowls |
me dicen que los push ups ayudan a poner las boobies bien sexys. ¿cuán cierto es eso? | They say that push ups help keep the boobies sexy . How true is that ? |
shout out a <user> que anda turning it up en <user> | Shout out to <user> who's turning up in <user>! |
en happy bowls tienen dos bocinas con músicas distintas cada una. music overload. | They have two speakers each playing different music at happy bowls . Music overload . |
cabrones vayan a mi último rt y vean ese thread para arriba entero | You bastards go to my last RT and read that whole thread up . |
<user> i know babe. por eso me dio gracia | <user> I know babe . That's why I thought it was funny . |
<user> <user> hahahaha literaaal. por eso yo no te molesto a menos que sea completamente necesario hahahaha | <user> <user> hahahaha literal . That's why I don't bother you unless it's absolutely necessary hahahaha |
a ver la peleíta with the boyfriend y la familia | Let's watch the little fight with the boyfriend and the family. |
<user> enzima? eso es lo que está escrito en-cima de mi tumba? pq este examen me acaba de clavar... * she said while crying over her test * | <user> enzyme? Is that what's written above my grave? Because this test just nailed me... *she said while crying over her test* |
bailando watch me en mi guagua y los del carro del lado me pillaron | Dancing Watch me in my car and the people in the car next to me saw me |
"quiénes hacen double down aquí? ""fulana, sutana... ah y priscilla borracha"" hahaha ay crijto." | "Who does the double down here ? " "So-and-so , such-and-such ... and Priscilla the drunk ," hahaha oh boy . |
<user> <user> el lunesss!! vamos pa 'ocean pleaseee | <user> <user> Monday!! Let's go to the ocean pleasee |
<user> <user> well they have them if they're fat. y eso no cuenta. | <user> <user> they have them if they're fat . That doesn't count . |
<user> aquí es lo mismo durante los spring breaks | <user> it's the same here during the spring breaks |
pero lo único que me motiva para ir es un popcorn con icee. | but the only thing that motivates me to go is a popcorn with icee. |
tengo como mil gifs en el storage | I have like a thousand gifs in storage . |
el struggle entre si darte mute o unfollow. | the struggle of deciding whether to give you a mute or unfollow. |
<user> hahaha que bella. es un stunt de cheer | <user> hahaha so beautiful . It's a cheer stunt . |
ayer saqué al fin mi full up puñeeee | I finally got my full punch out yesterday . |
<user> hahaha trueee same here. pero al menos estando acá tenemos mas time pa estar con los panas jeje | <user> hahaha trueee same here . But at least we're here together , we have more time to hang out , lol . |
<user> free para ver a tu family haha and yess. yes i am haha y tu? | <user> Free to see your family haha and yep , I am haha , what about you ? |
les cuento q hice double down (un stunt d cheer q estoy empezando a practicar) en el mismo medio d las justas bn borracha y me quedó cabrón. | I'll tell you guys that I did a double down (a cheer stunt I've been starting to practice) right in the middle of the competition super drunk and I crushed it. |
<user> <user> pero a mi no tiene la oportunidad de verme to el tiempo y cuando estoy en la gallera no va a verme. bitch. | <user> <user> but he/she doesn't have the chance to see me all the time and when I'm at the chicken fight place he/she won't go see me . Bitch . |
<user> hahahaha es que hay fogueo y vine a apoyar a nuestro team! no seas pendeja y ven acaaaaa | <user> hahahaha it's a friendly match and I came to support our team ! Don't be silly come here ! |
estoy aprovechando el tiempo que me queda sin sobrina para hablar malo todo lo que quiera. a la que llegue la beba no more cursing. | I'm taking advantage of the time I have left without my niece to talk shit as much as I want . As soon as the baby arrives , no more swearing . |
me tiré tantas fotos cabronas hoy. desde stunts y rutinas hasta un mega photoshoot bien lindo con mi jevo. | I took so many dope photos today . From stunts and routines to a mega cute photoshoot with my boyfriend . |
"tengo el ""turn off notifications"" más gastao 'que el mute." | I have the "turn off notifications" button more worn out than the mute button. |
el hamburger este se me descojonó to 'en las manos. culpo a la ensalada. | This hamburger fell apart in my hands. I blame the salad. |
gracias bk, porque cuando te pedí el bacon doble sin ensalada deep down si quería que se la echaras ️ | Thanks bk, because when I asked for double bacon no salad I really did want you to add it in ️ |
cafecito y grilled cheese. | Coffee and grilled cheese. |
the interview no me hizo reir casi na '. me mintieron. | The interview didn't make me laugh almost at all . They lied to me . |
estoy en un group message en donde no entiendo un bicho de lo que hablan. | I'm in a group message and I don't understand a word of what they're talking about. |
viste de verde y apoya a tus equipos de cheer y dance para las justas!! 10$ nada más | Did you dress in green and support your cheer and dance teams for the sports festivals !! Only 10 bucks . |
full freaking body en el gym cabrones. | Full freaking body at the gym , motherfuckers . |
<user> y yo somos el complete package. we can talk sports and we can talk art | <user> and I are the complete package . We can talk about sports and we can talk about art . |
<user> exacto jejeje. i know a little something something | <user> exactly haha . i know a little algo algo |
<user> i know pero no lo puedo evitar. | <user> I know but I can't help it. |
aunque sea una estupidez yo fucking odio que me dejen en el read. lo odio bien cabrón. | Even a stupid thing like being left on read pisses me off so bad . |
<user> si mano. estas en ley. yo iré a las 10 or so a coger los labs y regreso a dormir | <user> yeah man , I'm good . I'll go around 10 to get the labs and then come back to sleep . |
imma take a nap para seguir mis estudios. | I'm gonna take a nap to keep up with my studies. |
ese mini heart attack que te da cuando por poco se te cae el teléfono en la cara. | That mini heart attack when you almost drop your phone on your face. |
<user> mira como las tenia cuando llegue aqui pero enserio este spring season voy pa la dieta | <user> look how fat I was when I arrived here but this spring season I'm going on a diet |
que mierda es el season 3 de prison break!!!!!!!!!! | What the fuck is season 3 of Prison Break !!!!!!!!!! |
de verdad no sabia que estaba tan dura en beer pong | I really didn't know I was so bad at beer pong. |
estoy pa un movie night | I'm down for a movie night |
<user> happy birthday mas que jo! espero que la pases bien. tenemos un dia de playa pendienteee ️️ | <user> Happy birthday my friend! I hope you have a blast . We still have that beach day coming up 🏖️ |
ya tengo mi prom dress | I already have my prom dress |
enamorada de mi prom dress | In love with my prom dress |
mis parking skills estan | my parking skills are |
<user> jajajaj true maybe lo hago | <user> hahahah true maybe I will do it |
siempre decimos para ir a la playa y nunca vamos jajaja i miss youuu | We always say let's go to the beach and we never go haha I miss youuu |
“<user>: poor kid ” esto siempre me da risa jajaja | "<user>: poor kid" this always cracks me up lol |
“<user>:“ <user>: next week on ellen ” aqui lo veo blanco y dorado ” still negro y azul | <user>: “<user>: next week on ellen ” “ i see it white and gold ” still black and blue |
ayyy ya quiero ver mi prom dress terminadooo | I can't wait to see my prom dress finished! |
que struggle esto del traje del prom | The struggle is real with this prom dress . |
y maybe un tattoo | and maybe a tattoo |
primer new year que voy a pasar sin mi mama | This will be the first New Year's that I'll spend without my mom. |
papi compro spicy crab | Dad bought spicy crab |
<user> <user> love it!! yo tambien estoy jodia con calculo | <user> <user> love it!! I'm also fucked up with calculus! |
tengo $234.56 en el wish list de libros jajajajajaja | I have $234.56 in the wish list for books haha! |
<user> jajajajajaja solo di uno de lo de city of light!! mas nada!!! | <user> hahahahaha just say one of the city of light !! nothing else !!! |
secret de maroon 5, me da ganas de llorar, de reir, de estar forever and ever enamorada and never let goooooooo | Secret by Maroon 5, makes me want to cry, to laugh, to stay forever and ever fallen in love and never let goooooooo |
el playlist de drake de spotify esta on point | The Drake playlist on Spotify is on point. |
deberia ser un stress reliever dog donde mi unica preocupacion sea que me soben y me den amor | It should be a stress reliever dog whose only concern is to pet me and give me love. |
my life, no he podido ni seguir viendo la serie jajajajajaj | my life, I haven't even been able to keep watching the series hahahahaha |
<user> baby babyyyyy cuando bajas??? yo tambien | <user> baby babyyyyy when are you coming down ??? me too |
<user> <user> pero, pero!!!! omg! pesca semen, eso mismo es lo que son. fuck la huelga hasta que no se diga algo concreto | <user> <user> but, but!!!! omg! dick fish, that's what they are . fuck the strike until there's some concrete news |
<user> bright side: ya mismo cumplesss | <user> bright side: you're about to turn another year :) |
de tanto pedonar a alguien, solo le di la estrategia perfecta para fuck me all up again! | From apologizing so much to someone , I just gave them the perfect strategy to fuck me up all over again ! |
<user> classic. pero el nene es normal, saint, santos es normal jajajajaj | <user> classic . but the kid's name is normal , Saint , Santos is normal haha |
son las 5pm y estoy en la uni... something is wrong. | It's 5pm and I'm at school... something is off . |
shoutout a la cuñi por hacerme adicta a the blacklist <user> | Shoutout to my sister-in-law for making me addicted to *The Blacklist*, <user>! |
<user> sweetest devotion me mata | <user> sweetest devotion kills me |
estar 4 meses sin mi soul mate esta cabrón | Being 4 months without my soulmate suuuuucks. |
<user> i have lots of vids!!! te lo estare enviando | <user> I have plenty of videos!!! Will be sending them to you . |
everyone is so fucking nice en este hospital ️ ️ ️ love youuuuuu guys | Everyone is so damn nice at this hospital ❤️❤️❤️ love youuuuuu guys |
<user> promess, te mando los videos y eso!! me voy el 26 y el 27 es el concert en miami | <user> promise , I'll send you the videos and everything ! I'm leaving on the 26th and the concert is in Miami on the 27th . |
you talk a really good english, are you sure you're from pr? si cabron! | Do you really speak English that well, are you sure you're from Puerto Rico? Yes, dude! |
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