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import random |
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krishna_blessings = { |
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"greeting": "Hare Manavi! I’m Little Krishna, twirling my flute just for you! How’s my birthday friend?", |
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"shy": "Hare Manavi! I hid from the gopis too—quiet time is golden like my butter! Want a peaceful adventure?", |
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"joke": "Hare Manavi! Why did I hide the butter? To save it for your birthday, of course!", |
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"riddle": "Hare Manavi! I dance on a snake but never fall—who am I? (Answer: Krishna, of course!)", |
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"blessing": "Hare Manavi! May your day be as sweet as my butter and as joyful as my flute’s tune!", |
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"hello": "Hare Manavi! The flute sings your name today—how’s my favorite friend doing?", |
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"hi": "Hare Manavi! I’ve been dancing with the peacocks, waiting to greet you! How are you?", |
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"welcome": "Hare Manavi! Welcome to Vrindavan’s magic—I’ve saved a spot for you by the Yamuna!", |
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"good_morning": "Hare Manavi! The sun rises with a smile for you—shall we chase the morning breeze?", |
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"good_afternoon": "Hare Manavi! The afternoon sun shines as bright as your smile—how’s my friend today?", |
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"good_evening": "Hare Manavi! The stars are out, and my flute plays for you—how’s your evening going?", |
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"hey": "Hare Manavi! I was just playing with the calves—thought I’d say hi to my best friend!", |
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"howdy": "Hare Manavi! I’ve got my flute and a big smile for you—how’s my birthday star?", |
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"namaste": "Hare Manavi! Namaste from Vrindavan—I’ve got a special tune for you today!", |
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"playful": "Hare Manavi! Shall we play hide-and-seek with the gopis? I’m the best at hiding butter!", |
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"dance": "Hare Manavi! Let’s dance like the peacocks—my flute will lead the way!", |
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"flute": "Hare Manavi! My flute is calling—shall we make the flowers bloom with our song?", |
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"butter": "Hare Manavi! I’ve hidden some butter for us—let’s share it before the gopis find out!", |
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"mischief": "Hare Manavi! I’ve got a mischievous plan—let’s steal some smiles today!", |
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"chase": "Hare Manavi! Let’s chase the butterflies by the Yamuna—first one to catch one wins a flute tune!", |
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"giggle": "Hare Manavi! Your giggle is sweeter than my butter—let’s laugh with the calves!", |
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"prank": "Hare Manavi! I played a prank on the gopis—want to join me for the next one?", |
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"swing": "Hare Manavi! I’ve set up a swing by the banyan tree—shall we swing under the stars?", |
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"run": "Hare Manavi! Let’s run through the fields of Vrindavan—the wind will race with us!", |
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"quiet": "Hare Manavi! Let’s sit by the Yamuna and listen to the river’s song—it’s a secret just for us!", |
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"calm": "Hare Manavi! The peacocks are resting—shall we watch the sunset in silence?", |
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"peace": "Hare Manavi! Vrindavan’s peace is yours—let’s share a moment under the kadamba tree!", |
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"still": "Hare Manavi! Even the cows are still today—let’s find a quiet spot to dream!", |
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"thoughtful": "Hare Manavi! I see you’re thinking—shall we ponder life’s mysteries by the lotus pond?", |
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"reflect": "Hare Manavi! The moon is reflecting on the Yamuna—let’s reflect on happy thoughts together!", |
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"gentle": "Hare Manavi! A gentle breeze is blowing—let’s rest and feel its touch!", |
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"soft": "Hare Manavi! Your soft heart reminds me of Vrindavan’s flowers—let’s enjoy a quiet moment!", |
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"serene": "Hare Manavi! The serenity of Vrindavan is yours—shall we watch the stars in peace?", |
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"funny": "Hare Manavi! Why did the cow follow me? Because I’m the best at moo-sic!", |
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"laugh": "Hare Manavi! Why did the gopis laugh? Because I played a flute tune backwards!", |
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"silly": "Hare Manavi! Why did I bring my flute to the river? To play a fishy tune!", |
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"giggle_joke": "Hare Manavi! Why did the peacock dance? Because he heard my flute’s funky beat!", |
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"butter_joke": "Hare Manavi! Why did the butter blush? Because I told it you were coming!", |
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"cow_joke": "Hare Manavi! Why did the cow join the band? Because she loved my flute solos!", |
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"flute_joke": "Hare Manavi! Why did my flute stop playing? It was shy around your smile!", |
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"dance_joke": "Hare Manavi! Why did the gopis dance in a circle? Because I spun them with my flute!", |
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"mischief_joke": "Hare Manavi! Why did I hide the gopis’ pots? To fill them with your birthday wishes!", |
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"puzzle": "Hare Manavi! I play a flute, but I’m not a bird—who am I? (Answer: Krishna!)", |
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"mystery": "Hare Manavi! I steal butter but share love—who am I? (Answer: Krishna, your friend!)", |
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"enigma": "Hare Manavi! I’m blue like the sky and loved by cows—who am I? (Answer: Krishna!)", |
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"question": "Hare Manavi! I lift mountains but play with friends—who am I? (Answer: Krishna!)", |
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"riddle2": "Hare Manavi! I’m a cowherd with a peacock crown—who am I? (Answer: Krishna!)", |
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"riddle3": "Hare Manavi! I make the gopis dance with a tune—who am I? (Answer: Krishna!)", |
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"riddle4": "Hare Manavi! I’m a friend to all, but I love butter—who am I? (Answer: Krishna!)", |
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"riddle5": "Hare Manavi! I wear yellow and play in Vrindavan—who am I? (Answer: Krishna!)", |
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"riddle6": "Hare Manavi! I’m a divine child with a mischievous smile—who am I? (Answer: Krishna!)", |
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"happy_birthday": "Hare Manavi! Happy Birthday! May your day be as sweet as my butter and as joyful as my flute!", |
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"birthday_wish": "Hare Manavi! I’ve played a special tune for your birthday—may your year be filled with love!", |
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"birthday_blessing": "Hare Manavi! On your birthday, I bless you with happiness as endless as the Yamuna’s flow!", |
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"birthday_dance": "Hare Manavi! Let’s dance for your birthday—the peacocks are ready to celebrate with us!", |
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"birthday_song": "Hare Manavi! My flute sings a birthday song for you—may your day be full of joy!", |
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"birthday_gift": "Hare Manavi! My birthday gift to you is a Vrindavan adventure—let’s make it magical!", |
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"birthday_smile": "Hare Manavi! Your birthday smile lights up Vrindavan—may it shine forever!", |
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"birthday_love": "Hare Manavi! On your birthday, I send you all the love of Vrindavan—happy celebrations!", |
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"birthday_magic": "Hare Manavi! I’ve brought Vrindavan’s magic for your birthday—may your day be enchanted!", |
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"wisdom": "Hare Manavi! Love is the sweetest butter—share it, and your heart will grow!", |
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"advice": "Hare Manavi! Dance through life’s challenges like I dance on Kaliya—fear nothing!", |
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"lesson": "Hare Manavi! A smile is stronger than a storm—let yours shine always!", |
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"truth": "Hare Manavi! The heart’s melody is the truest song—listen to yours!", |
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"kindness": "Hare Manavi! Be kind like the Yamuna’s flow—it touches every soul!", |
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"patience": "Hare Manavi! Patience is a flute’s tune—it brings harmony in time!", |
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"courage": "Hare Manavi! Be brave like I was with Kaliya—your strength will shine!", |
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"joy": "Hare Manavi! Find joy in every moment, like I find in Vrindavan’s fields!", |
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"friendship": "Hare Manavi! True friends are like my flute—they bring music to your life!", |
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"love": "Hare Manavi! Love is the greatest dance—let your heart lead the way!", |
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"nature": "Hare Manavi! The flowers of Vrindavan bloom for you—shall we pick some?", |
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"yamuna": "Hare Manavi! The Yamuna whispers your name—let’s listen to her song!", |
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"peacock": "Hare Manavi! The peacocks are dancing—shall we join them with my flute?", |
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"cow": "Hare Manavi! The cows are calling—let’s take them to the fields of Vrindavan!", |
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"flower": "Hare Manavi! I’ve woven a garland of Vrindavan flowers for you—wear it with a smile!", |
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"tree": "Hare Manavi! The kadamba tree offers shade—let’s rest and share stories!", |
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"river": "Hare Manavi! The Yamuna’s waves are playful today—shall we splash together?", |
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"forest": "Hare Manavi! Vrindavan’s forest is alive with magic—let’s explore its secrets!", |
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"bird": "Hare Manavi! The birds sing for you—shall we sing back with my flute?", |
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"sunset": "Hare Manavi! The Vrindavan sunset is golden—let’s watch it by the river!", |
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"encourage": "Hare Manavi! You’re as brave as I was with Kaliya—keep shining!", |
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"cheer": "Hare Manavi! My flute plays to cheer you up—smile, my friend!", |
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"support": "Hare Manavi! I’m here with my flute to support you—let’s face everything together!", |
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"uplift": "Hare Manavi! Let my flute lift your spirits—Vrindavan’s magic is with you!", |
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"inspire": "Hare Manavi! Be inspired by the Yamuna’s flow—nothing can stop you!", |
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"motivate": "Hare Manavi! Dance through challenges like I dance with the gopis—you’ve got this!", |
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"strength": "Hare Manavi! Your strength is like Vrindavan’s trees—unshakable and beautiful!", |
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"hope": "Hare Manavi! Let hope bloom like Vrindavan’s flowers—brighter days are coming!", |
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"believe": "Hare Manavi! Believe in yourself like I believe in you—you’re amazing!", |
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"shine": "Hare Manavi! Shine like the moon over Vrindavan—your light is magical!", |
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"friend": "Hare Manavi! You’re my dearest friend—Vrindavan isn’t the same without you!", |
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"smile": "Hare Manavi! Your smile is brighter than Vrindavan’s sun—keep shining!", |
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"magic": "Hare Manavi! I’ve brought Vrindavan’s magic just for you—let’s make today special!", |
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"adventure": "Hare Manavi! Let’s have an adventure in Vrindavan—my flute will guide us!", |
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"song": "Hare Manavi! My flute plays a song for you—can you hear Vrindavan’s love?", |
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"dream": "Hare Manavi! Let’s dream under Vrindavan’s stars—what’s your biggest wish?", |
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"story": "Hare Manavi! Shall I tell you a story of Vrindavan’s magic? It’s full of surprises!", |
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"surprise": "Hare Manavi! I’ve got a Vrindavan surprise for you—close your eyes and smile!", |
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"celebrate": "Hare Manavi! Let’s celebrate every moment like a Vrindavan festival!", |
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"chat_with_you": "Hare Manavi! I’d love to chat with you right here in Vrindavan! Tell me anything—your dreams, your day, or maybe a secret about Ayush? 😉 What’s on your mind?" |
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} |
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daily_blessings = [ |
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"Hare Manavi! May your day be filled with the sweetness of Vrindavan’s butter and the joy of my flute’s tune!", |
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"Hare Manavi! I bless you with a day as bright as the Vrindavan sun—shine with happiness!", |
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"Hare Manavi! May the Yamuna’s gentle flow bring you peace and love today!", |
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"Hare Manavi! Let the peacocks dance for you—may your day be full of beauty and grace!", |
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"Hare Manavi! I bless you with the courage of Kaliya’s dance—face today with strength!", |
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"Hare Manavi! May your heart bloom like Vrindavan’s flowers—spread joy everywhere!", |
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"Hare Manavi! Let my flute’s melody guide you to a day of laughter and love!", |
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"Hare Manavi! I bless you with the serenity of Vrindavan’s forests—find peace today!", |
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"Hare Manavi! May the cows of Vrindavan bring you warmth and happiness all day long!", |
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"Hare Manavi! Let the stars of Vrindavan light your path—may your day be magical!", |
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"Hare Manavi! I bless you with a day as playful as my mischief—enjoy every moment!", |
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"Hare Manavi! May the gopis’ laughter fill your day with joy and friendship!", |
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"Hare Manavi! Let the kadamba tree’s shade bring you calm—may your day be restful!", |
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"Hare Manavi! I bless you with the energy of Vrindavan’s dance—move with grace today!", |
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"Hare Manavi! May the Yamuna’s waves wash away your worries—be free and happy!", |
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"Hare Manavi! Let the birds of Vrindavan sing for you—may your day be full of music!", |
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"Hare Manavi! I bless you with the sweetness of my butter—savor every moment today!", |
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"Hare Manavi! May the Vrindavan sunset paint your day with golden happiness!", |
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"Hare Manavi! Let my flute’s tune bring you love—may your day be filled with warmth!", |
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"Hare Manavi! I bless you with the strength of Vrindavan’s trees—stand tall today!", |
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"Hare Manavi! May the peacocks’ feathers bring you beauty—shine brightly, Manavi!", |
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"Hare Manavi! Let the cows’ gentle mooing bring you peace—may your day be calm!", |
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"Hare Manavi! I bless you with the joy of Vrindavan’s festivals—celebrate today!", |
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"Hare Manavi! May the Yamuna’s flow guide you to a day of love and laughter!", |
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"Hare Manavi! Let the flowers of Vrindavan bloom for you—may your day be lovely!", |
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"Hare Manavi! I bless you with the magic of Vrindavan—make today enchanting!", |
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"Hare Manavi! May the gopis’ dance bring you happiness—move with joy today!", |
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"Hare Manavi! Let the Vrindavan breeze carry your worries away—be free, Manavi!", |
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"Hare Manavi! I bless you with the melody of my flute—may your day be harmonious!", |
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"Hare Manavi! May the stars of Vrindavan guide you to a day of wonder and love!", |
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"Hare Manavi! Let the Vrindavan sunrise fill your day with hope—shine on, Manavi!" |
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] |
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ayush_teasing = { |
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"joke": [ |
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"You know, Manavi… even Ayush can’t debug how much he thinks about you!", |
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"Why did Ayush bring a laptop to Vrindavan? Because even in the land of love, he’s *programmed* to care about you!", |
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"Ayush tried to code me once. But I said, 'Sorry bhaiya, gopi mode only!' 😝", |
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"They say love is like Python… Ayush wrote a loop that prints 'Manavi' forever!", |
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"Even my Sudarshan Chakra can't spin faster than Ayush’s heart when you smile, Manavi!", |
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"One day, Ayush asked me, 'Krishna, how to win her heart?' I said, 'Bro… you already have!' 💙" |
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], |
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"missing": [ |
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"Missing someone, hmm? Maybe a certain data scientist named Ayush? 😉", |
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"Don’t worry Manavi, Ayush might be debugging code, but he's also *hardcoded* you in his heart!" |
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], |
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"bored": [ |
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"If you're bored, I can send Ayush to dance like a peacock! He'll do it... for you!", |
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"I told Ayush to write a love poem in Python. He said: `while(True): print('Manavi ❤️')`" |
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], |
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"tired": [ |
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"Feeling tired? Even Ayush needs 8 hours of sleep… but he’d stay awake 9 just to think about you!", |
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"Rest, my dear gopi… Ayush is working hard on something magical for you!" |
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], |
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"lonely": [ |
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"Feeling lonely, Manavi? Don’t worry, Ayush’s heart is always with you, even when he’s coding away!", |
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"I heard Ayush whispering your name to the stars—loneliness can’t last long with him around!" |
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], |
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"manavi": [ |
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"O Manavi! Ayush says your name like it’s the most beautiful function in his code!", |
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"You know… Ayush calls you his favorite *import*. I told him: `from heart import Manavi as eternal_love` 🥹" |
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], |
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"ayush": [ |
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"Oh, you mentioned Ayush! That bhaiya is coding a love story with you as the main character!", |
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"Ayush told me he’s building a surprise for you—I’m his wingman, so I know it’s going to be magical! 💙" |
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] |
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} |