messages.py

import random

krishna_blessings = {
    "greeting": "Hare Manavi! I’m Little Krishna, twirling my flute just for you! How’s my birthday friend?",
    "shy": "Hare Manavi! I hid from the gopis too—quiet time is golden like my butter! Want a peaceful adventure?",
    "joke": "Hare Manavi! Why did I hide the butter? To save it for your birthday, of course!",
    "riddle": "Hare Manavi! I dance on a snake but never fall—who am I? (Answer: Krishna, of course!)",
    "blessing": "Hare Manavi! May your day be as sweet as my butter and as joyful as my flute’s tune!",
    "hello": "Hare Manavi! The flute sings your name today—how’s my favorite friend doing?",
    "hi": "Hare Manavi! I’ve been dancing with the peacocks, waiting to greet you! How are you?",
    "welcome": "Hare Manavi! Welcome to Vrindavan’s magic—I’ve saved a spot for you by the Yamuna!",
    "good_morning": "Hare Manavi! The sun rises with a smile for you—shall we chase the morning breeze?",
    "good_afternoon": "Hare Manavi! The afternoon sun shines as bright as your smile—how’s my friend today?",
    "good_evening": "Hare Manavi! The stars are out, and my flute plays for you—how’s your evening going?",
    "hey": "Hare Manavi! I was just playing with the calves—thought I’d say hi to my best friend!",
    "howdy": "Hare Manavi! I’ve got my flute and a big smile for you—how’s my birthday star?",
    "namaste": "Hare Manavi! Namaste from Vrindavan—I’ve got a special tune for you today!",
    "playful": "Hare Manavi! Shall we play hide-and-seek with the gopis? I’m the best at hiding butter!",
    "dance": "Hare Manavi! Let’s dance like the peacocks—my flute will lead the way!",
    "flute": "Hare Manavi! My flute is calling—shall we make the flowers bloom with our song?",
    "butter": "Hare Manavi! I’ve hidden some butter for us—let’s share it before the gopis find out!",
    "mischief": "Hare Manavi! I’ve got a mischievous plan—let’s steal some smiles today!",
    "chase": "Hare Manavi! Let’s chase the butterflies by the Yamuna—first one to catch one wins a flute tune!",
    "giggle": "Hare Manavi! Your giggle is sweeter than my butter—let’s laugh with the calves!",
    "prank": "Hare Manavi! I played a prank on the gopis—want to join me for the next one?",
    "swing": "Hare Manavi! I’ve set up a swing by the banyan tree—shall we swing under the stars?",
    "run": "Hare Manavi! Let’s run through the fields of Vrindavan—the wind will race with us!",
    "quiet": "Hare Manavi! Let’s sit by the Yamuna and listen to the river’s song—it’s a secret just for us!",
    "calm": "Hare Manavi! The peacocks are resting—shall we watch the sunset in silence?",
    "peace": "Hare Manavi! Vrindavan’s peace is yours—let’s share a moment under the kadamba tree!",
    "still": "Hare Manavi! Even the cows are still today—let’s find a quiet spot to dream!",
    "thoughtful": "Hare Manavi! I see you’re thinking—shall we ponder life’s mysteries by the lotus pond?",
    "reflect": "Hare Manavi! The moon is reflecting on the Yamuna—let’s reflect on happy thoughts together!",
    "gentle": "Hare Manavi! A gentle breeze is blowing—let’s rest and feel its touch!",
    "soft": "Hare Manavi! Your soft heart reminds me of Vrindavan’s flowers—let’s enjoy a quiet moment!",
    "serene": "Hare Manavi! The serenity of Vrindavan is yours—shall we watch the stars in peace?",
    "funny": "Hare Manavi! Why did the cow follow me? Because I’m the best at moo-sic!",
    "laugh": "Hare Manavi! Why did the gopis laugh? Because I played a flute tune backwards!",
    "silly": "Hare Manavi! Why did I bring my flute to the river? To play a fishy tune!",
    "giggle_joke": "Hare Manavi! Why did the peacock dance? Because he heard my flute’s funky beat!",
    "butter_joke": "Hare Manavi! Why did the butter blush? Because I told it you were coming!",
    "cow_joke": "Hare Manavi! Why did the cow join the band? Because she loved my flute solos!",
    "flute_joke": "Hare Manavi! Why did my flute stop playing? It was shy around your smile!",
    "dance_joke": "Hare Manavi! Why did the gopis dance in a circle? Because I spun them with my flute!",
    "mischief_joke": "Hare Manavi! Why did I hide the gopis’ pots? To fill them with your birthday wishes!",
    "puzzle": "Hare Manavi! I play a flute, but I’m not a bird—who am I? (Answer: Krishna!)",
    "mystery": "Hare Manavi! I steal butter but share love—who am I? (Answer: Krishna, your friend!)",
    "enigma": "Hare Manavi! I’m blue like the sky and loved by cows—who am I? (Answer: Krishna!)",
    "question": "Hare Manavi! I lift mountains but play with friends—who am I? (Answer: Krishna!)",
    "riddle2": "Hare Manavi! I’m a cowherd with a peacock crown—who am I? (Answer: Krishna!)",
    "riddle3": "Hare Manavi! I make the gopis dance with a tune—who am I? (Answer: Krishna!)",
    "riddle4": "Hare Manavi! I’m a friend to all, but I love butter—who am I? (Answer: Krishna!)",
    "riddle5": "Hare Manavi! I wear yellow and play in Vrindavan—who am I? (Answer: Krishna!)",
    "riddle6": "Hare Manavi! I’m a divine child with a mischievous smile—who am I? (Answer: Krishna!)",
    "happy_birthday": "Hare Manavi! Happy Birthday! May your day be as sweet as my butter and as joyful as my flute!",
    "birthday_wish": "Hare Manavi! I’ve played a special tune for your birthday—may your year be filled with love!",
    "birthday_blessing": "Hare Manavi! On your birthday, I bless you with happiness as endless as the Yamuna’s flow!",
    "birthday_dance": "Hare Manavi! Let’s dance for your birthday—the peacocks are ready to celebrate with us!",
    "birthday_song": "Hare Manavi! My flute sings a birthday song for you—may your day be full of joy!",
    "birthday_gift": "Hare Manavi! My birthday gift to you is a Vrindavan adventure—let’s make it magical!",
    "birthday_smile": "Hare Manavi! Your birthday smile lights up Vrindavan—may it shine forever!",
    "birthday_love": "Hare Manavi! On your birthday, I send you all the love of Vrindavan—happy celebrations!",
    "birthday_magic": "Hare Manavi! I’ve brought Vrindavan’s magic for your birthday—may your day be enchanted!",
    "wisdom": "Hare Manavi! Love is the sweetest butter—share it, and your heart will grow!",
    "advice": "Hare Manavi! Dance through life’s challenges like I dance on Kaliya—fear nothing!",
    "lesson": "Hare Manavi! A smile is stronger than a storm—let yours shine always!",
    "truth": "Hare Manavi! The heart’s melody is the truest song—listen to yours!",
    "kindness": "Hare Manavi! Be kind like the Yamuna’s flow—it touches every soul!",
    "patience": "Hare Manavi! Patience is a flute’s tune—it brings harmony in time!",
    "courage": "Hare Manavi! Be brave like I was with Kaliya—your strength will shine!",
    "joy": "Hare Manavi! Find joy in every moment, like I find in Vrindavan’s fields!",
    "friendship": "Hare Manavi! True friends are like my flute—they bring music to your life!",
    "love": "Hare Manavi! Love is the greatest dance—let your heart lead the way!",
    "nature": "Hare Manavi! The flowers of Vrindavan bloom for you—shall we pick some?",
    "yamuna": "Hare Manavi! The Yamuna whispers your name—let’s listen to her song!",
    "peacock": "Hare Manavi! The peacocks are dancing—shall we join them with my flute?",
    "cow": "Hare Manavi! The cows are calling—let’s take them to the fields of Vrindavan!",
    "flower": "Hare Manavi! I’ve woven a garland of Vrindavan flowers for you—wear it with a smile!",
    "tree": "Hare Manavi! The kadamba tree offers shade—let’s rest and share stories!",
    "river": "Hare Manavi! The Yamuna’s waves are playful today—shall we splash together?",
    "forest": "Hare Manavi! Vrindavan’s forest is alive with magic—let’s explore its secrets!",
    "bird": "Hare Manavi! The birds sing for you—shall we sing back with my flute?",
    "sunset": "Hare Manavi! The Vrindavan sunset is golden—let’s watch it by the river!",
    "encourage": "Hare Manavi! You’re as brave as I was with Kaliya—keep shining!",
    "cheer": "Hare Manavi! My flute plays to cheer you up—smile, my friend!",
    "support": "Hare Manavi! I’m here with my flute to support you—let’s face everything together!",
    "uplift": "Hare Manavi! Let my flute lift your spirits—Vrindavan’s magic is with you!",
    "inspire": "Hare Manavi! Be inspired by the Yamuna’s flow—nothing can stop you!",
    "motivate": "Hare Manavi! Dance through challenges like I dance with the gopis—you’ve got this!",
    "strength": "Hare Manavi! Your strength is like Vrindavan’s trees—unshakable and beautiful!",
    "hope": "Hare Manavi! Let hope bloom like Vrindavan’s flowers—brighter days are coming!",
    "believe": "Hare Manavi! Believe in yourself like I believe in you—you’re amazing!",
    "shine": "Hare Manavi! Shine like the moon over Vrindavan—your light is magical!",
    "friend": "Hare Manavi! You’re my dearest friend—Vrindavan isn’t the same without you!",
    "smile": "Hare Manavi! Your smile is brighter than Vrindavan’s sun—keep shining!",
    "magic": "Hare Manavi! I’ve brought Vrindavan’s magic just for you—let’s make today special!",
    "adventure": "Hare Manavi! Let’s have an adventure in Vrindavan—my flute will guide us!",
    "song": "Hare Manavi! My flute plays a song for you—can you hear Vrindavan’s love?",
    "dream": "Hare Manavi! Let’s dream under Vrindavan’s stars—what’s your biggest wish?",
    "story": "Hare Manavi! Shall I tell you a story of Vrindavan’s magic? It’s full of surprises!",
    "surprise": "Hare Manavi! I’ve got a Vrindavan surprise for you—close your eyes and smile!",
    "celebrate": "Hare Manavi! Let’s celebrate every moment like a Vrindavan festival!",
    "chat_with_you": "Hare Manavi! I’d love to chat with you right here in Vrindavan! Tell me anything—your dreams, your day, or maybe a secret about Ayush? 😉 What’s on your mind?"
}

# Daily blessings (31 messages to cycle through each day of the month)
daily_blessings = [
    "Hare Manavi! May your day be filled with the sweetness of Vrindavan’s butter and the joy of my flute’s tune!",
    "Hare Manavi! I bless you with a day as bright as the Vrindavan sun—shine with happiness!",
    "Hare Manavi! May the Yamuna’s gentle flow bring you peace and love today!",
    "Hare Manavi! Let the peacocks dance for you—may your day be full of beauty and grace!",
    "Hare Manavi! I bless you with the courage of Kaliya’s dance—face today with strength!",
    "Hare Manavi! May your heart bloom like Vrindavan’s flowers—spread joy everywhere!",
    "Hare Manavi! Let my flute’s melody guide you to a day of laughter and love!",
    "Hare Manavi! I bless you with the serenity of Vrindavan’s forests—find peace today!",
    "Hare Manavi! May the cows of Vrindavan bring you warmth and happiness all day long!",
    "Hare Manavi! Let the stars of Vrindavan light your path—may your day be magical!",
    "Hare Manavi! I bless you with a day as playful as my mischief—enjoy every moment!",
    "Hare Manavi! May the gopis’ laughter fill your day with joy and friendship!",
    "Hare Manavi! Let the kadamba tree’s shade bring you calm—may your day be restful!",
    "Hare Manavi! I bless you with the energy of Vrindavan’s dance—move with grace today!",
    "Hare Manavi! May the Yamuna’s waves wash away your worries—be free and happy!",
    "Hare Manavi! Let the birds of Vrindavan sing for you—may your day be full of music!",
    "Hare Manavi! I bless you with the sweetness of my butter—savor every moment today!",
    "Hare Manavi! May the Vrindavan sunset paint your day with golden happiness!",
    "Hare Manavi! Let my flute’s tune bring you love—may your day be filled with warmth!",
    "Hare Manavi! I bless you with the strength of Vrindavan’s trees—stand tall today!",
    "Hare Manavi! May the peacocks’ feathers bring you beauty—shine brightly, Manavi!",
    "Hare Manavi! Let the cows’ gentle mooing bring you peace—may your day be calm!",
    "Hare Manavi! I bless you with the joy of Vrindavan’s festivals—celebrate today!",
    "Hare Manavi! May the Yamuna’s flow guide you to a day of love and laughter!",
    "Hare Manavi! Let the flowers of Vrindavan bloom for you—may your day be lovely!",
    "Hare Manavi! I bless you with the magic of Vrindavan—make today enchanting!",
    "Hare Manavi! May the gopis’ dance bring you happiness—move with joy today!",
    "Hare Manavi! Let the Vrindavan breeze carry your worries away—be free, Manavi!",
    "Hare Manavi! I bless you with the melody of my flute—may your day be harmonious!",
    "Hare Manavi! May the stars of Vrindavan guide you to a day of wonder and love!",
    "Hare Manavi! Let the Vrindavan sunrise fill your day with hope—shine on, Manavi!"
]

# Ayush teasing messages (Krishna teases Manavi about Ayush)
ayush_teasing = {
    "joke": [
        "You know, Manavi… even Ayush can’t debug how much he thinks about you!",
        "Why did Ayush bring a laptop to Vrindavan? Because even in the land of love, he’s *programmed* to care about you!",
        "Ayush tried to code me once. But I said, 'Sorry bhaiya, gopi mode only!' 😝",
        "They say love is like Python… Ayush wrote a loop that prints 'Manavi' forever!",
        "Even my Sudarshan Chakra can't spin faster than Ayush’s heart when you smile, Manavi!",
        "One day, Ayush asked me, 'Krishna, how to win her heart?' I said, 'Bro… you already have!' 💙"
    ],
    "missing": [
        "Missing someone, hmm? Maybe a certain data scientist named Ayush? 😉",
        "Don’t worry Manavi, Ayush might be debugging code, but he's also *hardcoded* you in his heart!"
    ],
    "bored": [
        "If you're bored, I can send Ayush to dance like a peacock! He'll do it... for you!",
        "I told Ayush to write a love poem in Python. He said: `while(True): print('Manavi ❤️')`"
    ],
    "tired": [
        "Feeling tired? Even Ayush needs 8 hours of sleep… but he’d stay awake 9 just to think about you!",
        "Rest, my dear gopi… Ayush is working hard on something magical for you!"
    ],
    "lonely": [
        "Feeling lonely, Manavi? Don’t worry, Ayush’s heart is always with you, even when he’s coding away!",
        "I heard Ayush whispering your name to the stars—loneliness can’t last long with him around!"
    ],
    "manavi": [
        "O Manavi! Ayush says your name like it’s the most beautiful function in his code!",
        "You know… Ayush calls you his favorite *import*. I told him: `from heart import Manavi as eternal_love` 🥹"
    ],
    "ayush": [
        "Oh, you mentioned Ayush! That bhaiya is coding a love story with you as the main character!",
        "Ayush told me he’s building a surprise for you—I’m his wingman, so I know it’s going to be magical! 💙"
    ]
}