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[ { "content": "Guys, the rumors are true. Bert is undergoing a double kidney transplant and we are sending him our best. In lieu of flowers, please check out his new episode of something's burning on the Bert Kreischer YouTube page. Thanks for sitting in, Joe.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My pleasure.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I hope he does well. I hope he recovers.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He'll be fine. Yeah, they can do that now. They're good at it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "They are good at it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, they fix everything.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I think they found a young brazilian girl and they took her stuff and now.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Brazilian.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. And now they're going to give it to Bert. So same blood type. That's all that matters. Good luck, Bert. You got here. You checked out the new studio.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's awesome.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Very cool.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And then one of the staff, as you were pulling up, said, I can't lose in arm wrestling. And I was like, oh, that's cool. And he goes, I want to arm wrestle him. And I was like, yeah, you should. And I go, you're going to lose. And he goes, I can't lose. And I go, you want to bet? I'll bet you. And he goes, how much? I go, whatever you want. And he goes, how much? I go, how about a grand? He was like, all right, I'll take that act.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why is he so confident?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's part of his whole Persona. And he is like. He has looked at me before and goes, if somebody challenges me to something, I cannot lose. I cannot lose.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And I said, okay, that's a crazy, delusional form of confidence.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He is so delusional.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That wasn't even a little difficult. Wait, say that again. It wasn't even a little difficult. I'll let him try for a while.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He needs to be humbled.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I gave him a few seconds.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I was like, come on.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He wants to arm wrestle Bruce too.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, that's hilarious. Bruce is a bear. I know. A literal bear.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, you could try him next if he's good. I'm good. I'm good. Just try, man. I'm good.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thanks.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Isn't it a good way, though? Don't you think it's good to have for you to come in here and kind of begin the day? It's not the beginning of the day. But have a win at the beginning of part of the day.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I feel good that you won $1,000.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. But I mean that you won that. Somebody goes, I challenge you to something. Like, to have a win. Like, those wins kind of how.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And it's like, yeah, but it was too easy. I was going to win.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It. I haven't arm wrestled anybody in, like a fucking decade.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, you're pretty good.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I'm not, though.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But you just knew.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. What are the odds? I don't know what the ODs are.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But, no, I had full confidence. I had full confidence.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. Oh, my God. It was so necessary. Now we can always cite this. When he goes, it is impossible for me to lose.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Some people have crazy confidence. Yeah, very true. That gets them killed.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's funny because we talk about it sometimes how our good budy, who usually sits where you sit, is a crazy confident guy, too.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. I always wonder how much of what.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Bert does is performance. Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's hard to tell.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It is. I do remember sitting on your set one time and he was like, I'm going to run the La marathon. And we were all like, shut up. No, you're not.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He had no training.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And everybody who runs marathons was like, you don't understand how to prepare for a marathon. You don't just go. You take your time. It's weeks, and you work up in mileage, then you kind of work down, and then you do like a half. You do like ten or 12 miles, like the week before. Then they have the whole strategy. And he was like, I'm just going to do it. And we were like, you're dumb. And then he went and he did it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, he does. I mean, he regularly, back then at least, was running like a couple of miles every now. And he's just. Burt's unusual. You could count him out and it would be a mistake.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I agree.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. He's like, when you and him played tennis. That makes sense to me. That's who he is.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He's a weird guy, but he has this very bizarre skill set for, like. So you do archery regularly? Yeah. And then there's people who regularly do it. And you guys have a certain comfort with the equipment and how. But if you were to grab all your friends who don't shoot regularly, like, they don't practice regularly, and you go, try to do this, I'm 100% certain that of that group, he would do the best of people that don't practice. If you were just like, this is how you shoot it, because he has really impressive, I'm telling you, hand eye coordination. He has really good. Like anything like shooting, throwing a dart, throwing a ball, hitting a baseball. All that stuff is what he actually excels in.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I've seen him play pool. He can play pool.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I didn't know that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. Not bad.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. And by the way, he doesn't shoot pool regularly. Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No. You could tell. Yeah. If he wasn't such a drunk, he'd probably be an amazing athlete. Right? Don't you think? Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes. Which is why this kind of brings me to. We skipped it last year. I don't know if we skipped it the year before, but we've been talking about doing sober October again, and I like the idea that you mentioned. I think we should talk about it briefly, which is obviously, we do sober for the month.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Right.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Which is two birds benefit, and then it can go crazy if we go challenge style. Right. You particularly go into your dark places in your head if we make competition.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, we did that that one year. It went so crazy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You were pissing brown. So let's not do that. But it was. How about something that is a challenge but a task that there is no kind of winner? There's just, do you do it or not?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Right.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And what you suggested was maybe we wear their straps again and everybody has to do a 500 calorie a day workout.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. Every day, seven days a week.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Here's my question. Let's say you go in the morning and you get some lift in, and it burns. Let's just say 200 calories do. You didn't have to just do 300 more. Okay. So it's just 500.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "500 in a day. Okay. I feel like that's fair.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I think it's fair.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Not too crazy, because I know you like to do two workouts a day. So if you did, like, your lifting and then you did your cardio, you get it in.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You can get it in the thing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The consistency is, like seven days a week. It's like when we did the hot yoga challenge, we had to do 15 in the month, which. Pretty reasonable.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Reasonable.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But towards the end, I think I owed, like, nine. And so I had to do, like, nine days in a row. And after a while, you just get in this crazy groove where you almost kind of like the fact that it's torture. You accept the fact that you got to do it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I was thinking last night about this 500 calorie a day thing, and I thought, I almost predict how it goes, which is the first week you have the enthusiasm and the momentum that you're excited. Right. The second week the enthusiasm starts to fade, and the third and fourth week are really the grind of it where you go like, I got to fucking shit. It's day 23. I got to do this on the last day.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You're going to miss it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You're going to be like, yeah, because.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You'Re going to be ripped.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You're going to be in crazy shape and you feel that sense of accomplishment. Yeah, I think it's a really good. And for me, I have the benefit of I finish October and then I shoot my special, so it's really good for me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, you'd be shredded. I was kind of fat in my special because I just got back from Italy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I got up to like 211 in Italy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. I'm like 197, 198. Now I got up to 211.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And did you drop quick?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You just ate?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I just eat clean and work out a lot.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How clean did you not eat in Italy?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I ate like a pig. It's pasta. I got drunk every night.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's the best. That is the best.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was fun.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't think there's a better indulgence than, ah, it's the best.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's the best. And, you know, I don't eat it most of the time. And I was in Italy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "In Italy, fresh. Some fucking grease balls making it in the back.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, exactly.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So I went straight from that right to my special.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Now, did you pick where you're going to release? I haven't decided yet. Have you talked about what you did?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So it's a seat.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I filmed in two places. I'll say it on this show.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I filmed at the Chicago theater and then I filmed at stand up live.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So you went from places like one of the most beautiful, large. It's a large 3600 seat theater to a comedy club.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So you're debating?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I'm just trying to figure out what I like more. The problem with the comedy club is there was too many people talking to me. They were too close. They wanted to be like a part of the show. We had to shut up three different shows. And I told them before the show, I'm like, please, I'm filming. Don't talk.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "They don't care.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "People still talk because it's people in the front row. They're like, you're right there.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The front row. I walked out up my stage in Connecticut on Sunday in the front row. This guy started like, yelling out quotes, and I go, it's great to know where the dumbest person in the audience is? Thanks for sitting up front. And he went like this.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. Connecticut is always dumb.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You always shit on Connecticut.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dumbest place in the country. It's not a real state. There's a highway between Boston and New York, and it's filled with people that have no hope. They have no hope.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I've never heard somebody go harder on Connecticut.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I grew up in Massachusetts.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So I worked in Connecticut all the time. And every time I'd leave there, I'd be like, what the fuck?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'll tell you this, though. I did Mohegan Sun arena, and it was a fucking blast.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. Mostly people from New York.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "A lot of mass people. Yeah, there you go.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That makes sense.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The Connecticut people are probably like, what's everybody laughing at? One of my best friends, Tommy Jr. He still lives there.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's pool player. Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I've been president for 30 years.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He lives there and he's from there.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. I shit on him every time I call him up.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's so fun to shit on a play. I mean, like, I hate Erie, Pennsylvania so much.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Erie, Pennsylvania.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Such a fucking dump. A bunch of losers. It's a depressed town with a depressed economy, and if you live there, you know, you're a fucking zero.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Just get out.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Get out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But if you're fucking born a place like that, you're doomed. What the fuck do you do? Isn't that unique with their cities that just have a complete style over there? Like Louisiana, like New Orleans.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Complete style of its own.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Absolutely. You might as well be in another country in Miami. And I also feel like San Francisco. When you get into the real city of San Francisco.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. Where all the human shit is.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's a totally different bum shit. They fucking ruined that. That's the city that white people ruined.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "A lot of bum shit and a lot of asian shit, too. Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A lot of that, too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But fucking that city is lost. That is a lost city.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's fallen apart.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's progressive policies taken to the furthest degree possible. And you see the ramifications.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's what it is.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's fucking fascinating.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's wild. You let them go. That's what they make.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Do you remember when we were there and there was in a fucking hotel, we thought there was a hotel fire.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes. With Diaz.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He came down the elevator.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That was before it was a homeless pool of diarrhea. It was still, like a city that had, like. It was an exciting place to be.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. It was probably 02:00 03:00 in the morning, the alarm goes off, and we all shuffle out of our rooms, and we had to go down the stairs. And everybody was like, slowly going down the stairs, and I am freaking the fuck out because I'm planning it out. I'm like, if there's real fire, I'm running over everyone. I'm like, I am not going to. These fucking slowpokes that are making their way down these stairs.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I start taking head, freaking out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I was just like, I'm just going to start running on top of people. I am not going to do this.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I remember the genuine panic that I didn't feel a panic when I. Oh, the alarm. I was like, okay. It's when I got in the stairwell and saw how, first of all, they were narrow and full of people.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Single file, single file. Old, like 18 hundreds building people were tinier back then. So you're in this little ass staircase, and people were just taking their sweet time going down the stairs. This is a fucking fire.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, you got to go. You got to go, or people are.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Going to die in fire.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's crazy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's not good.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know. I think I would have thrown an old person out of the way and down this and stepped on them if I had felt the heat a little more. And then we found out that it was just somebody had pulled a pin on an extinguisher. And so the smoke that you don't really process at the time, what type of smoke? It wasn't smoke from fire. It was like, that smoke that comes out of an.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, yeah. And we got all the way down the end. We're trying to figure out where Diaz was, and Diaz popped out of the elevator. They told us very clearly, don't take the elevator. Don't take the elevator. Joey took the elevator.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. What do you think of my fucking took the elevator?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Like a doctor.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. What are you doing? Shut the fuck up, Toxico. Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. San Francisco. They ruined that city. That city's never coming back.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He shared a cigarette with me outside of Cobbs, and he's like, let me see that cigarette. I was like, okay. And I gave it to him. Then he passed it back, and then I gave it to him again. Then I go like this. He goes, what are you, a fag? Go buy a pack of cigarettes. I was like, it's mine.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You'll buy. I was like, all right. That's hilarious.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's a fucking original human being.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I want to get him to move here.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know you think you can.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's going to be tricky. He's like the king of New Jersey. I went places with him everywhere. He goes, like, it's Joey. Joey's here.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Remember the video I sent you of him walking out on stage at my show in Jersey?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. That's amazing.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That was at the performing arts center in Newmark, and he hadn't been on stage in, I think, 18 months. He said he just walked out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They went nuts.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "They went nuts. I should share that video. It was really, really cool. And then he came back. He goes, I'm having a fucking panic attack. Because he was like. So he sat down and was like, the best time to prepare for growth is before the opportunity arrives. Especially for online businesses. Shipstation sets you up for growth by directly integrating with every shopping cart and storefront so your products are easier to find, easier to manage, and easier to get into the hands of happy customers. Don't wait until you're drowning in orders to find the right shipping solution. Upgrade to shipstation today. 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Free shipping included on purchases over $100, 100% risk free guarantee with a 30 day return policy. True classic. When you look good, you feel good.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You got him back in?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, he's in now.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I did that arena in Atlantic City with him.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How was it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was great. We did two nights. The first night, you could tell, like, he hadn't done a show remotely like that. He had done like, a hundred cedars. He'd done some little comedy clubs. And so he was like a know, just kind of getting his feet back in the game. But the next night, he fucking destroyed Saturday night. He destroyed. It was wild.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's awesome.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, it was wild to see.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He's a fun guy to watch, do that stuff.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He's the best when he's on. I've never seen anybody funnier. Yeah, I've seen a lot of funny people. I've seen better writers. I've seen great joke crafters and craftsmen, but nobody's funnier than Joey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Agreed. Also, like, at a dinner table, he's the king. Yeah, it's just like, just, we just get the check. We got to go.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He puts on a show, and when he loves you, he's around people he loves. He can be free.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really loose. Yeah, it's fantastic. By the way, I want to ask, because I haven't seen it, but you had Zuckerberg on from Facebook. Did you guys talk about, like, did that come about?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, we talked about censorship. It actually became an issue because he actually said on the podcast that the CIA or the FBI rather, had contacted him or contacted Facebook to tell them about the hunter Biden laptop story, that it was russian disinformation. So the FBI actually had to make a statement about something that was said on my podcast. So the FBI, which they never talk about anything. They never make statements. They released a statement.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What'd they say?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Saying that what Mark Zuckerberg said was essentially.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really? Yeah, because. Oh, because the FBI, if I'm understanding this correctly, the Hunter Biden laptop story was, let's say, trending and being talked about FBI contacts, Facebook, and says, this is misinformation, so don't let this put it in your algorithm to not let this explode.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. I don't know if they gave specific instruction, but essentially what was happening was the New York Post had put up. The New York Post had put up this article, and Twitter had censored it completely. Like, you couldn't share it, you couldn't post it. You couldn't send it in a DM, by the way. They do that, by the way, there was something that I tried to send somebody in a DM, and I couldn't send it in a DM. They had made that article unavailable to share, even in direct messages. That was a different article, but it was something like that. And so Twitter had completely censored it. It turned out it was absolutely a legitimate story. And Facebook said he had some version of what he said. It sounded like he was kind of candy coating it, basically saying they censored it, but they didn't censor. Well, we took a different approach. We limited its dispersal or limited its distribution, which I don't know how they do it. When he said it, he said it without revealing too much of what their whole system is, how they shadow ban things, and how they.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's really interesting how I understand one thing is that these are private companies, right? Meaning this is not the library. So companies can do. But it feels like the social media platforms are kind of inconsistent with when they flag. Like, fucking Chris DeStefano. I just saw posted on his Instagram that his last three posts got flagged and taken down from Instagram.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "For what?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And they're just like, podcast promotional things. It's so strange. Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So maybe somebody has a hard on forum. The problem is. So much of it is.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Pull his up. Yeah, see, and that was just like Bobby Lee and Santino, but it was like, also the previous ones were also flagged, too. It's just very.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's like, I think if someone just decides that you're a problem and they put you in, like, a cat. And the thing is, how much leeway do employees have? Because it's clearly not being done by AI. This stuff is very subjective. So a lot of these kids that are working in these tech companies, they're coming straight from universities, and they're super woke. And they think that people like DiStefano or people like you or me are a real problem. People who joke around about stuff. This is a real problem. And joking around about serious things that can't be joked about.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, my God, the thing that. You probably lose track of this all the time because it happens to you, like, every day. But when I did your podcast last and we talked about homeless people.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It said, I think we should shoot them. And I go, I like your ideas.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And then news outlets, it was. End quote. It was like, he says this, Rogan says this. Tom says, I like your idea. These guys are endorsing violence against home. And then they go, and then it happened. A homeless person was killed. And this is what these guys are. This is what these guys are under fire for.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joke. Intended as political jab. Yeah, I was under fire. I wasn't even aware I was under fire. That's what's hilarious.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I didn't even have any idea. I didn't pay attention and affect me at all.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I got messages of, like, I cannot believe that I supported you and that you advocate violence against the homeless.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You got messages?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. And I didn't even.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Repulsive.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I didn't even tell most of those.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "People, look at this repulsive podcast comments that you remember. But we should just explain what we actually said. Right? We're actually saying is that if you shot them, no one would care because they don't do anything about violence.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's what we're saying. We weren't saying you should shoot the homeless people. We were saying you can't touch their stuff. They're allowed to live in LA.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's considered actual personal property, and they'll arrest you. Arrest you for touching.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I go, but they won't do anything if you shoot them. I go, maybe we should shoot them.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And there's a huge spike in actual violent crime. And to be clear, I was part of the group that paid to have the homeless people that were on Chavez in here, in Austin, drown in Travis. So that's why you have clean streets. I spent a lot of money doing that. We tricked them. We got them onto a boat. We said they were going to paradise, and we just dumped them off the back and they drowned in Lake Travis. That was. Oh, that costs a lot of money.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank you for doing that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. I almost had to do two shows to pay for that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But imagine someone saying. Imagine someone saying that they thought that we were serious.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I mean, they'll say about this.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, of course. 100%. It's just, like, out of context. But all they do is get more people to listen. They don't understand that they work for you when they do stuff like that. That's just advertising, by the way.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Still.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They still don't understand?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "They do it to you so much, and all that happens to you is your audience grows and grows and grows and they're still like, new article, we got them. The fucking new numbers come out and it's like there's 20 million listeners. How are you not figuring this out yet?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They're not paying attention. Also. It's almost like they're in a trap because the way they get clicks is to talk about someone that's controversial and or popular. So that they do that and they just make you more controversial and more popular. Yeah, that's all it does. It doesn't work at all.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It never works.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, it's like poison, that point. But here's the thing.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Is somebody, some editor, publisher at one of these publications, savvy enough to get that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, they wouldn't be there. They'd be independent. They're all fucking idiots.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How many good independent journalists are left?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There's a few, but they're all writing for like Substac now. I mean, there's people that are really good.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You're paying to read their stuff.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, there's people that are really good at the Times. There's people really good at the. Not the LA Times. The LA Times is empty. There's people that are really good at the New York Post and the Washington Post and the New York Times. The Wall Street Journal still has, like, good journalists, but they're just infected by this mind virus, this woke mind virus that's like spreading through the country where people just can't look at things realistically.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's very watched. I was watching, my cousin made this series called the Big Con on Apple plus. And there's a Wall street journalist who investigates a guy who was, I think, in eastern Kentucky that had the biggest Social Security scam in the history. And the way that they discovered the story, it's so fascinating. He's going through just like writing. This journalist is writing, just know, Wall Street Journal budgetary things, right? And he's going through Social Security, and then he's going through how often things are approved by judges. So the way it works is somebody applies for medical disability or something, and then they have a judge in each county that hears a case, and the percentage of times that they approve would usually vary between 40 and 60%. And then there was a judge in this county who's approving 99%, and he was like, that's weird. And so he goes and he finds that this lawyer and that judge were in cahoots and they had a 500 million dollar scam. It's fucking fascinating. Yeah, it's fascinating.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whoa.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm not shocked, but that's a journalist who actually saw a number and was.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Like, oh, yeah, there's real journalists out there. But it's like the people that are writing about us, the people that are writing about podcasts, they're just trying to get clicks. That's all it is. It's like a little hustle. And if you say something, they could just take it out of context and decide that it was a repulsive call to violence against homeless people. Instead, just a joke commentary about the fact that although they'll arrest you if you move someone's dresser from under a freeway underpass, they won't arrest you if you shoot somebody, which is really.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Dude, the violent crimes they're capturing on video now. I see so many video. I saw this crazy mugging in London, in LA. The spike in violent crimes is through the roof. Did you see the car? One in New York this week?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Which one?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Where a car did, like tactical, like precision tactical. When you ram the side of a car, like the way that police are trained to do it. He did it twice, then came out. Then someone jumps out of the passenger side of the car that rammed, grabs somebody, hits them, grabs a bag, gets in and speeds away. And it's all on video from the sidewalk. It is insane. And this is in broad daylight, I believe, in Queens. Have you seen this video? It's all over the Internet.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "For sure. I think I saw it on. I saw it posted everywhere but on Rapaport's page, on Instagram. He posted it. A bunch of people posted it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "When you let people think or know that there's no consequences for crime, they just go ham.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It is really scary. It is that one right there. It's that one right there.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This is not a movie set. Right? So that black car rams that car, right. Unperfectly. And then this car hits another car, speeds away, and the black car comes back again. And that is like precision. That's like trained on how to do that. Right? Then this guy jumps out of the passenger seat.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Shitty camera work. Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "They're probably scared to death.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Panickers.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. Look, he's got a gun. Okay. Smacks somebody or the window on that side grabs eventually. Bag. He's got a bag now. Gets in there and it's like, see you later. That's broad daylight.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's insane.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Pretty impressive.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It is impressive.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Impressive that they didn't fuck the car up either.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I can't believe that part.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. Cars are made well, now.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But he knew how to do that, too. That's not like.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, that's like a real criminal.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. That's a skill.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Or a person who used to be a cop.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That'S when it gets really weird, when cops become criminals, when they just give up and they realize, like, fuck this.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. I run into a lot of.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "$20,000 heist in Upper east side. He did more than $20,000 worth of damage to his car.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Fucking no shit. What did he steal? Thieves rammed a car into an SUV and stole $20,000 from its disoriented driver during a brazen upper east side robbery Saturday. In a dramatic scene that something out of the fast and furious, the black Mercedes slammed onto a silver Toyota rav four. The Mercedes initially slammed onto the Rav four. Second Avenue. 55 year old man driving the rad four. I've been driving northbound. Okay, scroll down and is he coming from the bank or something?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Have some of this.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What is it? All right. The Mercedes. Oh, fuck. One person has heard it saying an arm man, a gray sweatshirt banging on the window. He's got a gun. He's got a gun. Yeah, but what did they take? That's the car that they must have abandoned. The suspects made off with 20,000 in cash. They must have known that someone was.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Coming out of a bank or something like that. That was a big problem in Denver when they first started legalizing weed, because in Denver when they legalized weed, they didn't legalize bank transactions via credit card. So they weren't allowing people to pay in anything other than cash. So these people had to take large sums of cash and then transport it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So people were getting tailed all the time.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. So then they started hiring, like, mercenaries to travel around. So guys would, like, have Ars and fucking Uzis and shit. And they would be driving with these people with the cash, and they would follow them in cars and flank them and protect them. Wild, because they'd have a million dollars in cash because they were doing insane amounts of profit lines around the block. Do you remember those early days when weed first became legal in colorado? Yeah, it was pretty wild.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It was.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And so they put people in crazy danger because they were saying, you can't use credit cards.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, that was just like a city thing. Here's the question.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's bad for you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Do you want to arm wrestle now?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'll be even better. Now he doesn't want to. Rematch. Now you don't. Why do you want to do that to yourself? Go for a walkabout I cheated.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Get something to Ashen. Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's all right.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "My goodness.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I cheated. We're good.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We're good. We're good, Zola. We're good. That is so fun. I pulled up these Instagram accounts that I'm totally geeked out on all the time now. Just to. So this one, every goddamn.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I saw that dude.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This dude?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, he's great. He's out of Massachusetts.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Is he?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You know what's great about him is that when you have a kettlebell and you learn. I learned. Basically, you get used to five or six movements, and you're just like, these are the movements.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Right.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And every time I go to his page, he's doing something I've never seen or considered, and it makes it way more fun and exciting and just, like, a cool thing to learn. He's really a badass with these things.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He's incredible. And he's all kettlebells. And what's really interesting is occasionally he'll do dumbbell stuff. And you realize, like, he has crazy strength, and it's all just from these kettlebells. He doesn't do much dumbbell stuff, but when he does it, he's ridiculously strong.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Which is very interesting.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So he could probably beat any two in an arm wrestling match.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I think he'd probably beat both of us for sure. Look at the size of him. Yeah, he's fucking jacked. But it's also, like, the movements he does are very interesting. Like, he does a lot of twisting movements, like single split squat twists. Like this kind of stuff. Yeah, those, like, sideways.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He did this one where he was holding the handle, and he twists, sit, and went down to one knee, turned back. I started doing that. But my point is, like, I'd never done that or thought of that. And I saw him do it. I was like, oh, I'll do that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's one of the dope things about Instagram, is that you can save videos into a folder. So I have a folder just for training, and I have a bunch of his videos in there.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Fantastic.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And it's all like, different training modalities.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I got to start doing that. I've never done that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, it's really cool because I've one for Jujitsu. I have one for funny things, like things that I find that are funny.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So I save them.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's a good idea.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. Because you can make a little folder.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And the folder exists in your photos.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Or in your Instagram, and you could save them if you have videos and you want to save them. All you do is you use a repost app. So you use the repost app, and then it just saves it to your phone. You don't have to repost it, right? Yeah, you just save it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. I could put them on videos like that. When I see something horrific, I'll rip it, and then I'll send it to Nadav to ruin his day.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I take it up. I get it before people can pull it down. Because there was one the other day where a crocodile had a person in its mouth. Yeah, the dead person. You want it? Yeah, hold on a second. And I was like, oh, they're going to pull this one. I got to get this one, man. Yeah, here, I'll airdrop it to you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, hold on.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Is it going through?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah. Okay, hold on. Let's see.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, that one's rough. That one's rough if you want to send it to your producers.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But the thing is like, oh, my God, dude.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The thing is, I think it's definitely real, and I think it's in South Africa. It sounds like. Listen to his accent. It sounds like Australia or South Africa.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Which one do you want it to go to?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So they have it listed as alligator in this little video clip, but it's definitely a crocodile. And the guy has an accent that is it going through?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't know. I hate you so much.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's not working.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I just texted it to him.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So somebody, I think Eddie Bravo actually sent me this.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That one?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, he sent me that one.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That is insane.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And the moment I saw it, I was like, oh, I gotta save this one. They're gonna pull that. Fucked. It's like. It's pretty obviously a. Yeah. You see the face and.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, yeah, that was pretty bad. All right. What's the other? Oh, do you follow any good food accounts? This is the opposite of training.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Google Foods. Do you follow Google?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I follow that guy. He's the guy that cooks steak and butter, anything.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, he's like, pull it up.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There it is. See if you can get some volume on it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You're doing this while I'm talking about guga foods?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Can you hear it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We're going to have a talk after this.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Go back to that guy, that video, please. I want to see if we could hear his accent. Trying to figure out what his accent was, because I heard it on my phone. It wasn't that clear.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But I don't think you should show this.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, you definitely can't show this.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I think also that might be a young person in his mouth.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You think so?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Here, let me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's hard to say because it's all fucked. Uh, that's the reality of living in those. Know, in Florida, just in the last few months, there's been six alligator attacks.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I remember it happening when we lived there, but not that frequently.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There was a TV. No, they're overpopulated, man. There's fucking alligators everywhere.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, let me hear. Oh, Jesus.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, that's hardcore, dude. The pants are still there. Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The pants are still there.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. This is harder to watch now. Yeah, it's different when you get it on your phone.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, the arms are gone.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "One arm's inside his neck, the other one's gone. Jesus, dude.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, it's like he's showing us, man. Yeah, it's a child.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Is that a doll?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are you sure?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, it's just a corpse.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, it's not a doll. It looks too creepy. Like, if you go to the. Like, when you see the face. Yeah. It's so creepy that it gives you, like, a visceral reaction.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, that part I don't like seeing the face now really bothering me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dude. That is the reality of living anywhere near crocodile.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You can close it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There's a guy named Jim Shockey. I had him on my podcast. He's a professional hunter from Canada. Like, one of the fucking manliest men that's ever lived. Like a manly man. And they hired him to go shoot crocodiles in Africa because there had been so many people killed by crocodiles.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And he went.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He went to kill crocodiles in Africa. And while he was there, one of the local village women was pulled into the water by a croc and killed. It was so common. He said everybody in the camp was, like, missing an arm, had a chunk taken out of their leg. Like, everybody.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How many did he kill?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He definitely killed one. It was one that was a big one that was targeting the people. I don't know if he killed other ones.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Jesus.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But I know they hired him to definitely get rid of this one big crocodile. That was a real problem because it was feasting on people.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Have you ever been. Because I know you hunt. Have you guys ever been felt threatened by what you're hunting?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You're always in danger. If you're in the woods and there's mountain lions, you're always in danger.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But you've never had, like, a direct encounter.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I saw one last year for the first time, and it was from inside of a truck, and it was about 30 yards away. And it was fucking huge, man. I had seen two mountain lions ever before, and both of them were fairly small. I saw one of them in Colorado. It looked like it was about like 50, 60 pounds. And one of them that was in Montecito, that also was like 50, 60 pounds. Like just maybe 70 pounds. Not that big. Big freaks you out. But not like this motherfucker. The one I saw was like 180. He was jacked. Like, thick fucking forearms, man. Like these giant ass forearms and this big pumpkin head. And we were in a truck and my friend Colton goes, dude, there's a fucking cat right there. We look over and it's like, just starting to get dark out. Not quite dark out yet. And I see its glowing eyes from the fucking headlights of the truck. I'm like, holy shit.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And even from inside the truck, I was terrified. And I got binoculars on it. So I'm inside the truck, 30 yards away, pretty close, and I'm looking at it through binoculars and I'm like, right at it, and I'm like, it's like a demon. It's like a demon. It's a giant elk killing demon.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Nothing brings, like, if you're not there experiencing that in person, nothing brings that to life like that. Nature is metal account. Oh, yeah. That thing is. I mean, everybody follows.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's incredible.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But you see shit on there that you never see. Here's what my favorite thing about that page is that here's the reality of nature. You know what I mean? Everybody's perception of nature is all the things that are pleasant to see.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Right.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's what people go. That's what nature is.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes. We get confused and we think about animals. Like the animals that we love, like.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Pets, dogs and cats.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We love animals. Who doesn't love animals?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, those people are on a safari and they see a lion take down a hippo. Fucking crazy. Yeah, they're just like, oh, and there's.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A shit ton of those videos out there.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So many, so many.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The worst are the wild dogs that eat, like, gazelles alive and they're just gutting them while the things are screaming.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This has one. Did you see where I think it's. I forget if it's coyotes or hyenas or something. Pull a rabbit out of a hole, three of them together.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It just disappears. It just gets pulled in three pieces. It's insane, dude.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "When I was in Alberta, one of the guys that I was there with saw two bears fight over the cubs because the male bear was trying to eat the cubs. That's what they do, they attack and eat the Cubs. They kill them all the time. And so the female fights off the male. The male gets a hold of one of the Cubs and kills it. The female chases the male off, and then she eats her cub. And he was like, whoa, wow. He's like, I never saw that before. He's just not there for that that often. But that's just what goes down.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I feel like I'm having the emotional experience of, like, when you see a real drama, like a really good dramatic movie, and you're like, oh, my God.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How crazy is that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All those people have aids and died. That's how sad I feel right now.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know how horrible that is?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's horrible.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's so. That kind of life is the craziest life that exists on earth, where you just eat your kid the moment it's dead.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, my God, dude.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And they will fight to keep their kids alive. That's what's crazy. Like, the moment their baby's dead, they just say, okay, guess I'm just going to eat.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I got to eat now. I know that lions, especially males that join a pride, if they become, like, the top lion king in that pride, just killed all the fucking offspring so that it's theirs from the beginning.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yep, they kill all the offspring, particularly kill all the males. They kill the young males.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Jesus, it's like.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But the young males kill the old males too. That's even more horrific.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sometimes it's slow going after the slow ones. Yeah, fucking the pride up.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, they get to the point where an old lion can't control the pride anymore. And the way they lose the pride is they get fucking mauled. They don't give it up. They get mauled, and it's often, like two, three on one. The other cats will jump on him because he was, like, the asshole that ran this whole thing.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's like when Whitey Bolger got transferred to general population, they beat him with a padlock and a sock for being a fucking rat piece of shit. And he was, like, 80 something years old.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I used to do taekwondo with a guy that was one of his hitmen.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Seriously? Oh, yeah, back in Boston.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, back in Boston. He asked me. I was his instructor, and he asked me, like, if you're going to kill somebody, where would you hit? And I go, like, I guess, like, the neck? He goes, yeah, the neck. I think. Now, I knew that he was involved in some sort of organized crime at the time. I didn't know to what extent, but then afterwards, he got arrested. For murder.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. He went to jail for being a part of all that crazy South Boston.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "There was the one organized crime shit. His main fucking right hand guy, hitman, who's in. He does all the documentaries about it. He's free because of his testimony. This has always wild me, but I think he's got 19 bodies. Isn't that crazy? When there's someone who's done that, and they're like, yeah, but they gave us good information, so they get to live in society wild. Like when Sammy the bull. It's wild, right?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, that guy gets weird deals like that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He gave us good information.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, that's a weird world. But that South Boston mob world, that's the reason why Dana White moved to Las Vegas.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, he had to get out of Boston. He's talked about it a bunch of times. Like, they were threatening his gym. They were threatening, you know, they wanted him to give them money. And he's like, I'm getting the fuck out of here.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's a good move.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. And that was all the whitey boulders crew.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And then when you find out that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He was an FBI informant, you're like, what?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And they let him get away with murder. Like, what?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's an amazing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You knew he was murdering people? Holy shit. For how long?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And then he gets caught because his girlfriend and him get in a fight in Santa Monica. She's, like, yelling at him, and everybody's like, hey, you okay? What's going on? And then it winds know. Holy shit, that's bulger.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. There was a neighbor who. I think she was actually icelandic. That's a crazy thing to remember, if that's true, but I think she was icelandic, and she's the original FBI tip call. Oh, wow.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So she recognized him?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, she had befriended, I think, the woman, and made the call, and they were doing things like, they had just a hole in the wall in the apartment with cash in it. Like, that was their bank. And do you know how he got an identity? This is fascinating how he was living in Santa Monica, and he would go to the park, and he slow played a homeless guy in the park. Like, didn't tell him who he really was, but told him won over his confidence would bring know something to drink, be a sympathetic, an empathetic ear about this guy's story. And over time, eventually, he's like, and this is basically, I need an identity. So how about I'll give you this money, and then I get your state ID, your Social Security number, all this stuff. But I'll pay you for that. And the guy did the deal, so that's the identity he adopted, and that's how he was able to kind of live and move about.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So if someone does that, what happens to the original person?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I think at least the theory was that he's resigned to a life that is out of the system. So how about I take over your life that's in the system because you're out of it. What? And here is money to compensate you, and I've befriended you. This isn't, like, one conversation, right? We're working on this for months.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So there's a long con.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's a long con.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There's a lot of that. That's the thing that people have to realize. There's people out there that are really good at weaseling their way into your life and stealing enormous sums of money. All of a sudden, you're in business with them.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. So I just found out. I can't give away the name. I don't even actually remember exactly it, but one of the guys that works on tour with me, he's been touring forever, and so he just found out that the bookkeeper for a bunch of bands has been. Just got arrested by the feds, stole $3 million, was the bookkeeper, and the way that it was discovered was one of the band's managers, who she, again, is the bookkeeper for a number of big bands, knew that there was a card that he's like, this is a card that's for me. And if I do XYZ on the tour, and she keeps different cards for different purchases. Anyways, he never used it over a course of 22 months, had never had a transaction. So she knew it was an inactive card. Like, it was a card that worked and was not being used by this guy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Right.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "One day, he just, out of the blue, goes to use it, and then he decides to log in and just see if he's been using it and sees just pages of massive purchases. Pages for months and months and months and months and months. So she's using it and then using, like, banned funds to pay for it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Had this whole scheme going, and they said they tracked her for a while. Once you do over a certain amount, it's considered a major crime.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So even in white collar stuff, it's pretty wild. And she's taken. I always think of that Dane story, how his brother took his money.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What is it that's so exciting about stealing money that way for people? It must be such a thrill when you're getting away with it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Absolutely. And all those stories, both these stories have similar things because I learned about this woman, and I remember Dane saying this about his half brother, that they had two lives going. So in front of you, in front of the person with money, it would be like, jeans and a t shirt and just. I don't know, man, I broke my glasses. I hope I can get a pair at the pharmacy today. But away from you, they're staying at, like, five star hotel. So it's that the thrill also, I think, is, like, in making you think this.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, they're spies.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, they're spies.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They're undercover. Like, think about the lady who recognized Wady Bolger and befriends the girlfriend and then makes FBI tips. Like, all of a sudden, she's in a movie. Yeah, her boring ass bullshit life is now. Instead of that, the apartment complex she has is harboring fugitives.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's so much more exciting.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Every day is a thrill. It's got to be thrilling.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It has to be. It has to be.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And to be stealing all this money from people, and you're working with them like, hi, how are you, Mike? Looking great. Everything's amazing. Meanwhile, you're just stealing money. Stealing. You're at home alone, just with piles of money on the bay going on like these vacations, buying jewelry and shit, buying purses and shoes. None of it's yours. You're just stealing, gimme, gimme, gimme. And you just have no plan. Like you're thinking, how am I going to get out of this? How am I going to get.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I remember that. Have you ever watched that show american crime story? What is that? No. American greed. Sorry. It's called american greed. It's like one of those, there's like a blueprint for the same voiceover guy. And it just profiles these stories of white collar crimes, basically. And they had one about a guy who got a job in accounting for one of, I think it was one of America's oldest cookie or cake makers, like a family company that did well, not like Hershey's, but did well, and had this book of business that was somewhat popular. He got a basic accounting job in this, let's say, 100, 200 person business. And the show profiles how eventually he was using the funds of the company that had an outdated accounting system. They used to have modern accounting. It was like handwrite this.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, no.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And he was able to take advantage of that. And he would write, like, two checks, but only write one of them in the book. So there was never, like, anything being flagged anyway, over the course of a few years, it was like six. 7 million. And he was doing that thing where he had pictures of him and his wife on jets, and he's like. He's like living it up. And then he'd show up to work and be like, ah, shucks, my Camry is not. I got to get new tires. And they have no idea. No idea. And he just gets away with it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "By posting pictures on social media.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, but they eventually found photos.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "When.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He knew the cops were coming after him. They were watching him and he ran and he parked on the side of a bridge, and he ran down to a creek, and he just put Rolexes in the creek and put rocks on them. He's a fucking idiot. There's all these Rolexes in the creek. That's him. Hide me. That's the guy. Episode one or sorry, season. Is that a one or 1111? Episode six, season eleven.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The thing is, when people become obsessed with stuff, they become obsessed with, like, jewelry and houses and watches and planes and shit like that. Like that kind of insatiable desire for constant new and improving things. That's not sustainable.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's not sustainable.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "People go nutty, and if you go nutty and you're stealing money and you're in that trap, you're in that constant. Needing the fucking new Bentley. Needing the new thing. Did you get the 2023? It's the good one. You don't want the 2022 anymore?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, you got to turn yours in.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "2022 is bullshit.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I just talked to somebody about this, too, about how he's an athlete, pro athlete, and how when you start, you have the means to buy something, and you're like, I got to get this thing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And it's the first time that you can actually buy, let's say, a high ticket item.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Right.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But you find that even though it's cool and you might like it, dreaming about it was more of a thrill than purchasing it. Most a lot of the time, it's fulfilling. Excuse me. It's exciting. I don't feel it's fulfilling. It doesn't go, like, now I'm complete.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's just one of those things that it's so hard to imagine that you could get.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That you could get it. Yeah, that's a big part of the excitement.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Like, I'm somebody that can get you. You get excited because of the fact that you could do it. But at the end of the, like, I remember this. I was sitting in this apartment that I had in North Hollywood when I first moved to California. And it was, like, way nicer than any apartment I'd ever was. I had a loft. This is when I was on television. So I had a loft apartment, and I had a pool table in my living room.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Like, this is the greatest way to live ever.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And then I realized after just a few months, I was sitting, go. Oh. I go, it's just, this is just home. I go, you get used to whatever. Get used to everything. So this felt like my apartment back in New York, which was a shithole. It wasn't that. Yeah, I adapted, and I was like, this is interesting. This does not make me any happier to be in this nice apartment versus that other. And I realized, like, oh, it's just like, your home is just where? It doesn't matter. It's a trick. It's just these unattainable homes, they seem, like, so preposterous and, yeah, I'm sure it's great. If you've got a nice view or if you have a big yard or something like that, it's great. But it's still just a home.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It is.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And the amount you pay more for, like, a crazy home. And then people dedicating everything to have the nicest home in the neighborhood so they could show off to all the other people in the neighborhood, they want to have the bigger one.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Big thing for a lot of people. And also just the sheer size of some. It's almost like everybody goes, this is in my bandwidth or spectrum. I go like, okay, enough. And then when you see with it, some people are into building a 25, 35, 40, 50,000. You're like, what are you doing? A 50,000?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How about a Vander Holyfield house? Yeah, the one that Rick Ross lives in now. It's the craziest house ever. What are you doing? It's a fucking castle.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are you doing with it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He had a room with, like. It's like he's got 50 bedrooms or something. Crazy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How many bedrooms are in that fucking place. Look at the size of that fucking place.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That view.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I think it's on, like, some crazy amount of acreage too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look, I'm not hating you. I'm just 100 room. What the fuck do you do with that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Just get 100 room? Just amazing.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I mean, there's parts of a house that are normal size. You go, you know, we don't really use that room. You're, like, unused. I feel like so much of this house doesn't get traffic, but that's come from the mind.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Who is the boxing heavyweight champion of the world. You know what I mean?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's like the kind of guy that thinks he's going to conquer everybody with his hands.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sure.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's the kind of guy that wants to live in a fucking castle. I'm a Vander Holyfield, bitch.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm the real deal.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Build me a fucking castle. He probably wanted people throwing roses at his feet when he mean, why not? Those guys go crazy when a guy is a conqueror and he gets Jordan some Chicago home.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You ever seen that one?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I have.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I think it's been on the market for years.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I did see a YouTube video about how they can't sell it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes. It's been on.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Haters. Bunch of haters.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's a pretty wild. I mean, look at that. It's a pretty wild. The top left one, though. Or that one. Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Just not in a good area.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't know. Look at that. Why can't it sell?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Who the fuck wouldn't want to live in Michael Jordan's house? I know. That'd be the dopest house to own ever.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It pretty would much.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you kidding me, dude? This used to be Michael Jordan's place.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? Yeah. You couldn't tell when you saw two, three on the gates, bro.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's got to be worth a lot more.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look at that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "23 in the gates. That's got to be worth a lot. If you were a fucking giant Michael Jordan fan, why wouldn't you buy that house? I think it must be crazy. Overpriced.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "29 million is a lot.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's a lot of money.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's a lot of money for a house.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. It's hard to sell a $29 million house. The point is real.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Afford Michael Jordan's needs and desires. That's real specific.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm sure. I'm sure there's a basketball court in there, right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, 100% there is.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There has to be full basketball court in there.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "There's probably a couple golf course in the back. Little course, cigar lounge.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. It's probably sick as fuck. Look at that place. Look at that. Look at that. He's got a fucking beautiful basketball court.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, it's got that. Oh, that glass there is very ninety.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "S. I think the most extravagant luxury you can have at a house is a home gym.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's the best home gym. Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Having a home gym is the fucking best thing ever.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yours is great.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Anything like that? I have the Sorenex equipment. That's the same shit Burt has. And it's like, just the fact that I don't have to go anywhere.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, that's the best part.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Just walk open the door.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's why I love. I put that torque that tank. Torque fitness tank in my backyard. I'm just pushing and pulling that thing across the backyard in the heat, and it feels like. I keep thinking about farm work. When you hear about somebody drive on a farm, I'm just pushing and pulling that thing, man.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, some of the great wrestlers of our day came from farmland. Yeah. Think about Iowa. Some of the greatest wrestlers of all time come from that farmland.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Every year in college football, there will always be a few freshmen in different teams throughout the country. They'll be like, yo, this fucking kid is built like a brick. Shit. He'll bench, like, 550. And then the story is always, he grew up on this farm in Nebraska or Kansas, and he's just a fucking house.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Just a house.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. With unnatural strength for an 18 year old. Strong enough to beat any at arm wrestling.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, when you grow up doing manual labor. That's Francis Ngano, the UFC heavyweight champion.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That guy is a fucking. Just doesn't seem real.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, he's a super athlete, and when he was a child, he had to work in the sand mines.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Doesn't look like a real person.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know, it's crazy. He's such a fucking freak athlete. He's 270 natural hits. Harder than anybody. Burt.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Level athleticism. Yeah, he hits hard as fuck.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He holds the record for the hardest punch ever on this machine. There's this machine that you can punch or kick, and it gives you, like, a reading. I think there's a video of him doing it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Jesus Christ.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, he holds the record. The hardest punch that they've ever recorded on that punching. I forget what the machine's called. We have one at the studio. Yeah, no, it's not that one.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Not that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's like a thing that it's mounted to a wall.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "New record. Look at that one. New record.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. The top above this guy is monster.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So, amazing results today. Francis demonstrated punching power just over. What is that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What is he saying? 129 world record punch. But if you watch the way he kos people, it's 100% believable.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really? Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He might be the hardest hitter on earth if he was boxing. If he had just gone straight into boxing.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Go back to video selections. Top one there.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That if you think about guys like Deontay Wilder, who is arguably the greatest heavyweight knockout artist ever.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Huge power puncher.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Huge. Deontay Wilder. At one point in time, I think his record was roughly somewhere around 39. And I think he had 38 knockouts. Something along those lines. He had one decision where he beat Bermaine. I forget the dude's name. But anyway, he beat him by decision in the first fight, and then he koed him in the second fight. And the KO in the second fight is crazy. He's got his hands down standing in front of him, and he just walks towards him and cracks him. It's nuts. Like, he gets this guy hurt and just goes wild. It's one of the wildest kos you've ever seen. And you see how hard he hits so hard. He hits so fucking hard. But he's a guy that won a bronze medal in the Olympics, like, a year and a half in training. Like, no bullshit.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. He had very little training. And all of a sudden he's in the Olympics, and he, like, his power is just like, from a. He's a. From God power.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Deontay or Deontay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, Deontay. So if a guy like that exists, then a guy like Francis, like, if a guy like Francis just went right into boxing, it would have no MMA ever. Doesn't have to learn how to kick. Just has to learn grappling head movement, learn how to put punches on people. 270 natural, giant, insane power.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "His overhand right generated 129,100 or zero units. And the off balance uppercut was 12200 units. And his speed, power of 51.64, which is equivalent to 92.84 hp, which is the same amount of a small family car, huge amount of a knockout power. Enough to lift 240 pound heavyweight off his feet. Yeah, that's.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Fuck, yeah. That unit. That. 129,161 units. That's like a normal person. Like a good kicker. That's like what a good kick is. Like. Yeah, it's similar, the 122, 129.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So his overhand right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "His overhand right is like a right high kick. Think about how big your fucking leg is and how much power you can generate with your legs. That's what his punch is. His punch is the same level as, like, a really good kicker's kick.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He could knock any out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, my God.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I mean, the guy doesn't lose when you challenge him.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What if Anganu walked in here and he was like, you can't knock my ass out. Like, that was the challenge.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You couldn't. Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You would hurt yourself. You would hurt yourself on his body.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. Oh, did you see him in the new jackass? Did you watch the new jackass?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, I didn't watch it. It's amazing. But I get anxiety when I watch guys hurt themselves.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah, there's that. You'll have it throughout. But there's so many funny moments. But Nganu punches. Who did he punch? That guy? So funny, I'm fucking forgetting his name. He punches him in the nuts while he's wearing a cup.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No. Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's fucking.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No. What's this dude? Danger Aaron.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Danger Aaron.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He's so funny. He's so.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, Aaron, don't do.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah, this is from the trailer. But, man, Nganu punches him in the nuts while wearing a cup.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whatever. That's not even a good cup. Oh, man. He's like, what the fuck, man? Francis told his life story of his origin story, like, moving out of Cameroon and getting to Morocco. And it took 18 months.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "18 months.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "18 months. And he basically just hitched rides, walked, figured out how to get to Morocco, and seven times tried to cross into Europe, and seven times got arrested. And every time they would arrest him.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rewind that. Sorry.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Every time they would arrest him, they would take him to the middle of the desert and drop him off. And you have to make your way back to Morocco. It's the craziest story.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And I hate when there's not enough ICE in my iced coffee.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, who doesn't? I bet he hates that, too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I like a proper amount of ICE. That would show the wild. Yeah. All right, here we sound. No, that's probably from the.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, Jesus Christ. You waited till the fourth theatrical release to become a real. Oh, my God. Show it again.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "First, he has to watch it. Wait, rewind a little more.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I like that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Before he does this, he has to press play. He has to watch him hit a heavy bag. That was before that. So they're, like, standing around, did you know what's going to happen to you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But you see him disappoint, so you're like, fuck. The amount of power he generates. Just that little hook. Dude, the amount of power that Francis can generate is insane. And again, he was a child working in a sand mine. So he's, like 1011 years old, digging sand all day. You want to talk about something that would strengthen your body? It just.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All day.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So all day, his body is exerting all this force all day, and it's recovering and healing and getting stronger and thicker. And then he learns martial arts. So he already has incredible genetics. Super tall, big as fuck. And then he's got this incredible base of strength, not just from genetics, but from fucking hard labor. Hard labor. And then learns how to punch, and realizes he can punch harder than anybody alive.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So crazy. And he's like really gentle.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He's a great guy. He's a great guy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Do you see? He went in the ring after a Tyson Fury fight and they were trying to hype up a potential match. Tyson Fury's like, you got a big cock.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He's like, what is it? I got a big cock because he's.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Like, you got a big Corey. You got a big Corey on you. And then Ghana's like, you got a big one. He's like, no, don't do that, dude.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Tyson Fury's hilarious.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He's so.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Call out video of Usyk. Have you seen that? Oh, go to Tyson Fury's Instagram page. He's like, your little bitch. Call me out. Middleweight I do a terrible Tyson Fury impression.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Which one?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's the one with the glasses on, the sunglasses on right there in the middle. Click on that one. You're going to love this. Middleweight. You say you want the WBC and it's held by gypsies. It is held by gypsies, it's held by the gypsy king and it's held tightly. Grasp tight. And all roads leads to a seven foot Bayer moth that will absolutely destroy you. Middleweight. Middleweight. You will get smashed to bits. You say you wanted to fight me after you beat the bodybuilder, called me out on television and now you've been a little bitch, pussy boy, running, hiding, saying you've got injuries. You ain't got no injuries. You had a sparring contest. Get out and fight in December. You let your mouth go. Now let's back it up. See if you can back it up. Middleweight doesn't matter if it's December or April or August, next year, the outcome will be the same. I will obliterate you. I'm a seven foot, 20 stone bayer moth and I will destroy you. Middleweight. Find your balls. Come see me, bitch. Middleweight.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right, we're good. That's great.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He's a bear moth. Imagine saying that. I'm a bear moth.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm a behemoth.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What is he saying?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Behemoth.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's a behemoth?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, he's trying to say behemoth. He is saying it, but he's saying it with his.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I thought he was saying a bear moff.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, he's a behemoth.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's what I thought he was saying.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He's like, I'm a seven foot, 220 stone bam, off behemoth.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, bam, off bear Moff. Yeah, behemoth. Is that what he's saying?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I swear he's definitely saying behemoth.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I'm the master of accent, whatever the word was.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Even. Maybe we should start calling people bear Moffs. I'm a bear moff.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Bear Moff's pretty good.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, bitch.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm a bear moff.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "By the way, he's hilarious.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Google Foods. Right? Before we watch somebody's head get eaten by a crocodile. This guy, but you said you're familiar with.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah, I saw him. He baked a steak in mayonnaise.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Mayonnaise, yeah, I saw that too. He does anything that anyone basically goes, what about if you made a steak this way?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And then he does it. Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He'll, like, boil them in butter if.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You scroll up some. That one in the middle there. Yeah, that's the Mayo one, I think.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What would happen if you cooked?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, so he put the steak in mayonnaise, completely covered it in mayonnaise, and then baked it in the oven. And then when he pulled it out of the oven, then he seared it. Or he might have, like, flamed it, I think.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, put it on a grill.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Did you put it on a grill?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I think so.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I watch so many of these channels now. I forget who's who. But there's so many good steak cooking channels.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "There are so many. But this dude, and I also love that he always has, like, a sample moment at the end, and he's like, damn.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He's like, my tastic right there. Why is it so satisfying?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't know. I love his enthusiasm and everything looks. Scroll down. Go to another one.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Do you know about the chef bros in Turkey?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Do you know those guys?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There's these brothers in turkey that are chefs, and they're on Instagram. They're really interesting.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Sam Taylor, next.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All they're cooking is seafood. These guys just all cook seafood. I love watching.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I love watching anybody cook. You've watched men with pot, right? Those guys out in the woods.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Men with pot.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Men, I think. Men with pot. No, men with pot, I think it's called. Am I right? Men with pot. No. This is it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "See?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And every video is like this. It's like a guy in the woods. And check this out. He'll start. Gets everything that's for the fire. But then it's always cinematically put together. It's edited well, and it shows every stage of them prepping this food. And they always use that big hatchet style knife. I guess he's making salmon here, but it's, like, romanticized right out in nature cooking. And it always ends up looking amazing. And you always go like, I want to do this? And then you're like, there's no fucking chance I'm going to do this.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Even the way he just rolls has the camera film, the knife cutting. Interesting.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You're in nature and it's like every.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "2 seconds you get a new thing to look at. It's like an MTV music video. Look.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They're treating you like you're a dummy. Dummy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's for Instagram.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, it works great. It's exciting. There's another guy I follow.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on. I want to eat that salmon.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What is it? Cooking with fire? I think it's cooking with fire.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Cooking with fire?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, I think it's cooking with fire. Hold on. But this dude, it's all really good mexican food. And really, why is my fucking Instagram not finding anybody? You ever have a hard time like this? Your guy searching for people? Yeah, that's him cooking. Understand?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Which I have had that before.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Such a pain in the ass.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Strange.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So this dude makes some amazing shit. And it's done in that same way, like very fast. Like, you get to see exactly how it's done. Every 2 seconds you get a new thing to look at. That seems to be the formula for these kinds.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whenever you see meat, by the way, that reaches this state, you always go, I got to go eat steak right now. Yeah, always.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Or like these briskets. Look at that shit falling apart. That's one of the things that's so big in this town. Brisket. Oh, my God. Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Barbecue in this town is no joke. It is.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know, it came from german people.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, Germans. Germans moving through Texas. German smoked sausages and stuff that they would. Germany. Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And then it would kind of.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And then they added like this Texas flair to it and became the barbecue that you know and love.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I love a bespoke suit. So there's a couple tailors that I follow. I know that you've worked with David August.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And he makes great suits. And I love that day that you did a show and you got suits for you and the boys.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So all you guys looked so clean.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was dope.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "A guy in a suit, it's just always a bespoke. Nice suit. Always looks great. This guy, though, there's like a real tradition of tailors in Hong Kong, and a lot of them.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ari went to one of those guys.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I ended up going. A lot of them are 2nd, 3rd generation. And in my experience, I've seen a lot of people from India bringing that over, but bringing it over a couple of generations ago and then it being passed down. So you see a lot of indian born tailors in Hong Kong. There's also a big indian population in Hong Kong.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Right?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But this dude, this is Docnick.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Today we are here to talk about his ass. We have to slowly. What a ridiculous approach to selling suits. I know. Starting with the jacket. I made this jacket. It is the most sensational fabric you have ever laid your eyes on. Can we zoom in and see this incredible two tone?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's not enthusiastic.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's a two ton. To watch my signature cut, I have him absolutely gift wrapped in here is his Donald Duck back. Look at that. Donald Duck, bugs bunny. What is this? A kick pleat. Can we zoom in? A kick pleat. Roping on the shoulders, but nothing.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But it's also, like, incredible.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What is it about people that are super enthusiastic about shit that make you excited?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Enthusiasm is contagious.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't get enthusiastic about suits. But now I am.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But now you are.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Now he got me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Now you go like, the guy's legit. He is super legit.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But he's also inappropriate.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's the best part. That's the best part. If you can be inappropriate and good at what you do, it's like, bring Kevin Spacey back. The guy is fucking amazing. That's the best actor of a generation.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Pretty fucking good actor.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All he did was harass some people on set.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why the fuck are you an actor.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "If you're not going to be able to harass people on set? That's the reason you become a star.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "In his day. That probably was.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, for sure.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's probably really it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Like, they all did it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All of them. Can you imagine what the Dean Martins and Sinatras were like?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, you've heard about, like, fatty Arbuckle, right? You heard about Fatty Arbuckle was like a gigantic movie star at one point in time, but apparently stuck, like a bottle up some girl's vagina and it broke in there and she wound up. Find the. Find the story. There's something really wild like that. But he was like a super famous movie star, and then it was over.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Does it say a coke bottle with a coke bottle?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Virginia rap so it's like. It seems like it's a known person. Can you make that text?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Bigger.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Was the biggest thing in Hollywood. He was accused of a heinous rape and murder of a notorious party girl. His adoring public wanted him strung up. Make it even bigger. He was one of Hollywood's biggest stars. Adored by millions. He's charged with murdering an aspiring actress after a shocking orgy. Jesus. 1 minute I'm the guy everybody loves, the next I'm the guy everybody loves to hate.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's what he said after he got.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Pinched on murder charges. What's the deal?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't know. She died.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, so she was examined by a doctor who concluded she was suffering from alcohol poisoning after drinking too much bootleg liquor. When she died four days later, a woman accused Arbuckle of raping the written at beauty and accidentally crushing her bladder during a drunken sex. Jesus. Looks like betrayed him. The prosecutor, an intensely ambitious man, made public pronouncements of Arbuckle's guilt before the trial and pressured witnesses to make false statements. All right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ultimately, the judge found no violent. No, excuse me, no evidence of rape.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, what about the glass?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't know. Maybe if you keep going the glass detail. Because that is. That's the bottle.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So is the bottle story like, a fake story?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't know. Because the rest. This article doesn't really mention it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why doesn't it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Go back.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Let's also.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Is that like one of those bullshit rumors?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It could be the fatty Arbuckle scandal. That's from Neo. I don't know if we're finding any.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So she died from him collapsing on her? Just his weight.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm not sure. I don't think I got it. Is that really what this is? A better source here. Okay. Arbuckle used a piece of ICE to write her a story that quickly transmorgified into the obscene use of a Coca Cola or wine bottle.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He used a piece of ICE?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. Other witnesses testified that Arbuckle had actually used the ICE to rub on her stomach as a means of relieving her belly pain. Scroll back up, though.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So he didn't do that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Let's see a little more. All right. Planned to throw a party. He brought the hefty supply of bootleg booze, according to a witness, our buckle and ramp down. Three or more gin and orange wine drinks together when he pulled into one of the adjoining rooms. I've waited for you five years. I've got you now. Scroll down. Within an hour, she claimed to hear screaming enter the room. He opened the door clad in pajamas, wearing Virginia's hat. I am dying. Oh. Rap was on the bed. I'm dying. I'm dying.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He did it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The hotel doctor and nurse were called. They moved her out to another room to rest for a few days. She had a ruptured urinary bladder, so I guess we're trying to find out how that. So it sounds like her agent, the woman who died agent made the story worse by claiming Arbuckle used a piece of ICE to rip. Oh. Don't know if it was just an attorney saying this or whether that's actually what happened. A piece of ICE? Yeah. And like, jammed it up there.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, like an ICE sculpture or something?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, like, you know, pointed piece, maybe. Jesus.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh. Maybe he ruptured her bladder with that. And then the story got fucked over and spun around. One person tells it to another, and then it became a glass.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's crazy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He was only 266 pounds. That's crazy. Yeah, they're talking about his considerable size. People were so small back then that a guy that big was a fat. So 262, 66, I think it said. Scroll back up to where it said. Because it mentioned the weight of his body. Yeah, he was more than 266 pounds. Ruptured her bladder. That's not even that big.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's not that big.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, not today. That's what's crazy. Like back then, it's like, holy shit. You ever see those old timey carnival places where they have, like, the fat man, you can see the bearded lady and the fat. Fat man's like a regular guy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. In this world, in today's world, for sure, he's not fat at all.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's Fatty Arbuckle. Yeah, he's kind of chubby.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, he's chubby.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He's a fat guy, but I mean, not compared to today. That's a regular guy at Disneyland.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know? Yeah, there's nothing freaky about that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Who's like, what I eat, right? Yeah, I have my big gulp.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You couldn't even call him Fatty Arbuckle today.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No way.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No way.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And also, if he did lose all the weight, everybody would be like, you know what? You were beautiful when you were big, too. You didn't need to lose any of it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What if you were a fat guy like him? You called yourself fatty. Would anybody be allowed to say it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's the only time that people are allowed to say it. Like fat Joe who lost a bunch of weight.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Right.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But, yeah, I think you have to have the name because he said it. Yeah, speaking of, there's that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He just said fat. That's rude.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He actually said that he came out as fat. Really? Yeah. Like, people come out of the closet, he goes, I came out as fat, so I own it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, I think what Bert loves more than anything is partying. And if he can party and maintain a usable form, like a functional form that can get him to where he needs to go and get him on stage. He's good to go. That's what I think.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Bert wants the good times to continue.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The good times will roll with Bert.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And so he sacrifices.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But guess what?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "They're not fucking rolling in October, buddy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "October, bro. We're going hard.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's called the no fun month. All right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Every single day, we've decided you have to burn 500 calories in an exercise. Not just, like, calories during the day. That's easy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's easy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "500 calories in one or two workouts. Okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, we're in.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I think that's fair. I think especially for guys that are real busy, like, you get a workout in, maybe you don't have time for like an hour and a half workout. Maybe you have time for 20 minutes, but you can do 30 minutes before you go to bed.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. And you split it up. And we wear straps again.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, wear straps. What's the best strap for measuring the amount of calories you burnt? Because it's not that important for most people when they're working out, they're looking at their maximum heart rate. And that my zone thing that we use on the first over October, that thing was great. But does that measure how many calories you burned?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Good question. I'm sure.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Pretty sure it did do that. I'm pretty sure. I mean, it has to.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Everything does measure calorie burning.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Because with those things you put in, you put in your weight, you put in all these factors. Right? Didn't we have to answer a bunch of questions or was that the WHOOP?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I think we probably.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The WHOOP does that well, too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Myzone accurately calculates calories burned.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay. Perfectly. Does the WHOOP accurately calculate calories burn as well?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Don't remember that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's easier. Can you just keep that thing on your wrist?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's true. You see them work out.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. Remember? And we probably still have that sober October group.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It also gives you an estimate how many calories you burn throughout the day.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Based on height, weight and heart rate. Yeah. The problem with sober October is generally I have a hunt month or a hunt week.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "But humping it would be rack up.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I a rack up big numbers. Ari got really mad last year.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Say fuck it, 600.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's only eleven in the morning. How do you think Penny Pincher will do? You think he'll participate too? And get those in?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you saying re.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes, Shafir?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I think he'll participate. I think he'll probably come, like, hot. He'll be very excited about doing this. We'll talk a lot of shit.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Talk a lot of shit.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, it'll be fun. Bert will come. That's why we can't have a competition. It's Bert. If I was just competing with you and Ari, I'd be know we'll just have some fun. But with Bert, I'm like, I want you to die. You talk so much shit. I'm like, I'm going to take you to the depths of hell. I'm like, you have no idea. When I set off my alarm in my gym because I sweat so much, it set off the fire alarm. I was doing 7 hours of cardio and I watched John Wick 50 times. I just kept watching John Wick just.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Getting through that thing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, kept watching John Wick just fucking and thinking of Burt. Fuck you. Fuck you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "There's so many great clips that are going to come out of this.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm like, bert, there is no loser.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Mistake. There's no loser. That's the thing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We can't have a competition. Those were the most fun ones. That one was just too crazy. And my wife didn't like it either. I became obsessive. I think we all did. We were working out hours and hours every day.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I got real sick during that month.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But you still came back and ran fucking 13 miles right after being that sick.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, and that was also 13 miles. The only reason, of course I would have done that I did that is that we were all competing and you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Were, like, catching up. You were passing people. Burt came in last. Ari was fucking coming at it hard.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He liked it, too. I also saw a side. That's the thing about competition is it brings out things in people. It showed me a side of art because he really got into competing. He enjoyed it. I think he really enjoyed it. All right, I know you got to get going.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm excited about this Sobrock tour.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It'll be fun. It'll be fun, man.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, does vape pens count? Because I think this thing gets me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "High to be discussed.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Because we had a conversation last year about cigars.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, that's right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Cigars kind of give me a buzz.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I think you have to allow cigars. Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Then you get a buz cigars, coffee and a cigar. I'm feeling pretty good.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Cigars, butt plugs and coffee are allowed for October. Thanks for coming, dude. Love you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I love you to death. Thank you for having me. Thank you guys for watching. I love what you've done here, man. It's incredible. I love what you're doing with everything, with all of your podcasts. Danny Brown's podcast is fucking hilarious.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He's so fucking funny.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He's so funny, man. He's like a know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He stood out front after our last live show and did a know how Joey does. Just did a rant that had everybody in. You just. I go, listen, man, I know how this works. You could go on stage and you could just say, be, that's a bit. And he goes, I don't even know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What the fuck I just said. Just record it and play it back to him.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It was so good.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He's like a. You know, Joey was always the funniest guy in the parking lot. That was the thing. And Joey figured out how to be the guy in the parking lot on stage, and it was, like, an instantaneous. Were you there during that time? During the time where he really got good? No. You came around 2007. He was already a murderer by then.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah. So that was after that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This is in the 90s, man. In the late ninety s. I met him in 96, I believe. And I think right around, like, 99, he figured it out. Really, man. It was like he hit a switch, and he had just decided that, fuck these agents, these cocksuckers. They're not giving me shit. He was always trying to audition for a television show. He always wanted to not be too offensive when he was on stage, because he thought maybe he'd get cast in something. And then he just fucked these people, and he went on stage. I mean, it was almost like. It was like one night. Yeah, he went on stage one night and talked to the people in the audience. The way he talks to us in the back parking lot.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And then it just.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And that was it. That was it. And I'm telling you, man, it was like he hit a switch.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, there's people. You see. I'm so glad that he figured that out, because I've told this story before, but when one of the first times I toured with you, we were backstage, and you would bring, like, three of us to open for you. And we open, and we're just sitting around, and he was like, so where's Christine this weekend? I go, oh, Christina. She's in Nashville. He was like, nashville, 1987? And he just starts telling this story. All he had to hear was the city, or it was Knoxville.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I got this guy tied up in.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "My truck, dude, and I had never hung out with him. I had no idea what was happening to me. I was laughing so fucking hard.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, man.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And then I made him retell it. We all got into a van after, and I go tell him that. He's like, tell what? I go, the fucking craziest story I've ever heard in my life. Retell that again about Knoxville. He's like, oh, yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And he was like, he's got so many stories, he never runs out of them.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He does the honeydew with Sickler, and they do. Most people go on that show, and they go like, here's my story. Joey has so many stories that they have a. Like, it's a series, and it's by year, so they've done, like, eight episodes. He's like, all right, we're 1992. And he'll do, like, 1992 for 2 hours with Ryan. And then he was like, when we come back, 93. It's a good. It was a good year. That's how they do it. It's so good. And it's Joey being Joey, telling all these wild stories.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, you can't make a guy like they. They exist. So people. Some people know the story, but some people don't. He was the reason why I took two people on the road with me, because I would take Joey on the road, but Joey would go off on benders and he would not show up, and it would know. Not always, but it would happen enough that you had a plan for it, right? And so a couple of times I had to use local openers, and then eventually I go, I'm just going to bring three people, just three of us. This way, if Joey doesn't show up, it's two man show. Joey shows up, it's a three man show. Yeah, no big deal. Because I just didn't want to fuck it up.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I could not believe you told me that. Because when you're opening and somebody big says, like, you can open for me. It's so exciting. But it's also like, you're so thrilled to have a job because you're always trying to find good show. You're going from, maybe you're getting one good show every few months. You're on good shows all the time.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's the crowds.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And so you just are so thrilled that someone's taking you and that you're getting to see, like, you're getting to perform in front of real crowds and that. You told me you go one time. Joey just called. I was like, where are you? He's like, it's Sunday. I went home, and you're like, dude, we have a show tonight. I don't do Sunday shows. And I'm like, to be an opener and be like, tell somebody like, yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't do that. Joey knew I loved him unconditionally. He knew he was. Yeah. And he knew I loved him no matter what.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That was so funny.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I just told him, just, you show up, you're always going to go up. But that is when I always worked together.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You also said I would be like, I'm nervous about out this new thing. You go, you can't get fired. I say that to people now. I go, you can't get fired.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This one I got re super duper high once in Boston. He's like, I'm too high to go on stage. I go, dude, you can't get fired. You can't get fired.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I go, go have fun.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Go have fun. I go, you're 100%, like, I'll always use you. Yeah, we'll always work together. Go have fun.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I remember one time I was working clubs in, like, 2012. I'd known Joey a few years, and he just called me one site and he goes, what are you doing? I'm like, I'm in Kansas City. And he's like, what are you doing in Kansas City? I go, I have a show tonight. He goes, you know what kind of fucking momo goes out on a Sunday? I was like, what? He's like, you can't do Sunday shows.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thompson.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And I go, but it's part of my contract. He goes, you tell them. You tell them. I don't do Sunday shows. I'm not a fucking loser piece of shit. I was like, okay, I'll tell them.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I love Sunday shows. Sunday shows are casual.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know people are relaxed.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You could have a more relaxed kind.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Of like Thursdays and Sundays. I love them. So fun.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I love Mondays and Tuesdays, too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I love all the days of the week.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's a great job, Tommy Bun. It's a great job. I was telling the guys, I got a couple more minutes. I was telling the guys in the green room last night how we met. We met on the real man of comedy tour, the real men of comedy with Charlie Murphy and John Hefron.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Excuse me. Bud Light presents Maxim's the real man of comedy. There was a lot of words in.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There and the real men of genius. If you don't remember those old commercials, the guy who was the lead singer of that was the singer from the eye of the tiger, the fucking survivor song. He was the lead singer of Survivor.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So we were touring with the lead singer of Survivor and this other dude, and they would do the real men of genius, they would do those commercials. They were funny lines. They had some funny shit. They got laughs, and the guy would sing, and he had a fucking killer voice. It's the eye of the tiger, that guy. His fucking voice is incredible. We toured with that guy, and we met you. So I was talking about how we met, like, in every town there was, like, an opening act, and generally nice guys, almost all of them were funny, but a couple of them really sucked. And in one of the towns, there was this one dude, and he was, like, really drunk after the show, like, angry. He kind of bombed. And the other guy's killed, and he was hanging out with us in the green room. It was like, creep. Let's get out of here. This is the reason why I bring people on the road with me, because you never know. Like, 99 times out of 100, they're going to be great. But it's that one time. And then I did the Phoenix Theater, the Hollywood celebrity Theater. Celebrity theater. And I met you, and I remember watching you, and you only did, like, seven minutes or so.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Three minutes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Three minutes. That's hilarious. That's why it was 2007. Three minutes. And in those three minutes, I'm like, this fucking dude is talented. I'm like, you're really funny. And we became friends, like, immediately.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I couldn't believe it, because there was a few other acts who would be like, give me your number. That I had done stand up in front of, and none of them called. But you called. You called, and you. It. Do you like the UFC? And I was, uh. I don't know. I guess go. No, you said, do you want to go see the UFC in Tampa? And I was like, I mean, I guess so. Well, I got a show the night before. We could do shows the night before and then go to the UFC. I was like, oh, that sounds fucking cool.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All right.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I've never seen that. And then we flew there, and it was great. You were doing the improv?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You did the Tampa improv? Yeah, and then we do the UFC. And I had seen, obviously, UFC stuff on TV, but that was the first time I went to a live event, and I was like, oh, my. Because you can't describe what it feels like to be in an arena.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The energy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The energy is just insane for a fight, too. Arena energy. I did an arena this past weekend for stand up, and that's incredible. But the energy to see two people put their lives on the line to fight is indescribable.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, not just two people, like, two warriors. Best combat sports athletes on earth. It's duking it out.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's crazy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's the wildest goosebumps repeatedly throughout the.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Night, these cheers, and then I wouldn't even know who was fighting, but I was so close, and I'm watching the striking. And then when they started grappling and seeing how people, when win and loot and all the drama of the emotions of the fighters, their camps and the crowd, I mean, it was just a whole other level of excitement.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's a wild sport, man. And whenever I think, like, I can't keep doing these, I don't know how.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You keep doing this. I don't know how you do.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Just. I love it so much.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You must.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, that's the thing. It's like, I don't want to quit any of the things I do because I love them. I really, really do. Like, when I'm at the UFC and I have the headphones on, the microphone, I don't want to be anywhere. Right.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Cool. It is cool that you still do that, and you definitely don't have to do that. And you still love it that much.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I really do. But I also love podcasting. I also love standup. I love all those things. If I had to not do one of those things, I wouldn't know which one to not do.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I would definitely never quit stand up. That seems like the most fun. It's the most free, too, and it's the most creative out of all of them, because the process of coming up with an idea and turning it into a bit that actually gets a laugh. It's like. It's weird. Fucking convoluted, twisted mind puzzle that you have to solve. And when you can get it all together and put together an act that you think, I could film this. This is good. We're ready to rock. That's a wild feeling. There's nothing like that. But the UFC is. I will never stop watching. And I did go to see one in Austin where I was in the audience.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I almost went to that with you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That was great. It was great. I was like, ooh, I kind of like this.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's really definitely. I know you genuinely love it because you always know you like all combat sports because you're always like, I watched this kickboxing thing this weekend. I watched a boxing match. You watch fights?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. I'm not, like, a real big expert in boxing. I watch a lot of boxing, but there's a lot of people, like my friend radio. Radio Rahim. Yeah, he knows everybody. He knows what I know about the UFC. He knows about boxing, so he's like my go to guy. If I have any boxing questions, I defer to him. But he's doing a lot of boxing commentary now, and he does post fight interviews and shit like that. But there's so many boxers, it's too hard to follow all the sports, and I follow a lot of kickboxing, too, but even my limited knowledge of kickboxing is very limited compared to my MMA.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I don't know shit about kickboxing, but I do love watching a good kickboxing match.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You should watch Glory. There's a company called Glory. They put on these wild fights. I think they're doing a Baderhari Alastair overeem rematch. They fought twice before, one time.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How old is over him now?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He's got to be 40.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But still, he's free from USADA, so he gets to get juicy. He's going to get juicy. So they're giving him many. I think that fight's taking place in, I think it might be in October, but glory is a great organization to watch, like, real high level kickboxing. They have some elite fighters over there. Really fucking good fighters. Yeah, that's where Israel Adesanya came from. He had fought in a bunch of kickboxing organizations, but he fought Jason Willness in 42, Lori, 42. Jacked.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Fuck.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "When Jason Willness and Israel Adesanya fought, that was for the middleweight title, and I thought that Adesanya won. It was a very close fight, but I thought Adesanya should have got the nut, so he would have been the world champion in glory before he came over to the UFC. That's how good Adesanya is.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He's a fun one to watch, man.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He's a craftsman. He's a skilled technician in there.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'll never forget when I was in New Zealand, he came to my show and we hung out a little afterwards, and I was just, you know, just like, when did, like, think you could be? It's such a wild thing to become, right? And he goes, I remember I was at home, I was watching these guys fight, and I thought, I could be the best in the world at that. And I was like, that was your thought? I could be the best in the world at that. And he was so serious. He was like, yeah. I was like, yeah, I guess that's where your mind is different. When you end up doing that, if.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You get to that level, you have to have a bulletproof mind. There's no if, ands or buts. About it. To be a guy, especially playing his game, which is the striking game. Yeah, striking game.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Striking is incredible.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's a wild game, man. If you're playing the wrestling game, I mean, you need strength and endurance and technique and years and years of wrestling. But those wrestler guys can control people. Like a guy like Khabib, who's the best example because he's the greatest, greatest lightweight of all time, just a fucking monster. And he would control people and smash them. I mean, that was his thing. Just control you, get you to the ground and just fucking smash you. That is a much more controlled game. Khabib only got hit a couple times hard in his whole career because everybody.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Talks about, and I don't know it well enough, but everybody talks about, obviously, his jujitsu, his grappling, his ground game, his grappling, his grappling, and just like, how unbelievably elite is. But how was he as a striker?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He was good. I mean, he knocked Conor down. He got much better later in his career. He got very dangerous on the feet to the point where you were worried about his hands. Like when he knocked Conor down, that was like a big deal because Conor didn't knock him down. He cracked Conor and dropped him and was taking Connor down towards the end of the fight and just smashing him, beating the fuck out of him and talking to him. I was beating him up. Let's talk now. Because Conor was saying a bunch of crazy shit leading up to the fight. So he's on top of him, smashing him, and Connor can't get up and Khabib's on top of him going, let's talk now. Bam, let's talk now.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Bang.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And at the end, Connor was like, it's all business. And he's like, fuck. It's not business.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, not with him.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's not business. This is real. But my point is, like, that game is a different game because that's an amazing martial arts execution. What he can do, what Khabib did during his career is like, unlike anything anybody else has ever done. He went 29 and destroyed everybody. Didn't even have close fights. I mean, he had like one or two kind of close fights early in his career. But once he got on a role in the UFC, the Michael Johnson fight, Edson Barboza fight, smash, everybody was getting smashed. Ali Aquinta made a good account of himself. He handled himself very well.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I don't know if this is an overdone thing in UFC or in MMA stuff, but do people believe that he'll ever return? Or is it like, I don't think so.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I think in his mind, it's not worth it. He doesn't want to. His mother doesn't want him to fight. His father died as his coach, and he told his mother he'd fight one more time, and then that was it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And that was it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And I think he likes coaching now. And why not go out as the greatest of all time in the lightweight division? Unquestionably, hands down, one of the greatest of all time in any division, if not the best. And 29, and undefeated, dominated, defended your title multiple times and kicked everybody's ass. Kicked everybody's ass.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "The final $10,000 question. Do you think Khabib could beat any in arm wrestling? Do you think that could be arranged?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Not if he challenged him.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Not if he challenged. This guy cannot lose.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I love you, Tommy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Love you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank you. Bye. Bert, Tom, Tom and Bert. One goes hops while the other wears a shirt. Tom tells stories, and Bert's the machine.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "There's not a chance in hell that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They'Ll keep it clean. Here's what we call two bears, one cave.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No scripts, a bit of booze, amateur.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Patology, dirty jokes, raunch of humor, no apologies. Here's what we call two bears, one cave.", "role": "assistant" } ]

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