gus-gustavo/reddit_roastme · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Life has done its work on you, despite you doing no work on yourself. At some point you just have to accept you're a loser and try to do a little better. Not a lot but please for your self do something.
I can smell the balding and diabetes through the phone
Your 30 is most people’s 50
Bruh
"My name is Bill and I'm an addict"
There’s no way that you don’t have a massive collection of piss bottles in your room. /r/neckbeardnests
Just turned 30 and chose the homeless look. That’s bold my guy.
30 as in your 30th victim? That I'd believe!
Congratulations and welcome to old. Baby old. Your 30’s are like a brief club pass in the airport lounge. Beyond that it’s a guessing gate.
Do your worst, likes like you have already done that for us.
I admire your will to live so long.
When he was 15, someone told him that growing a stache and goatee would get him laid. He is still growing it to this day…….
Thug life
That's a face only a coat hanger could love
Fuck I heard about getting coal when you have been naughty... But damn, what did your mother do? Set fire to an orphanage?
You’re a Capricorn. You’re not gonna feel a thing. 😆 #CapzRule 💜♑️
Just turned 30, my ass. Tell your kids to get off my lawn.
I feel like this is meant to be the motivation for you to say your final goodbyes to everyone.
This picture alone could eradicate rats, cockroaches and bedbugs
You're the first person I've seen who deserves the most miserable birthday imaginable.
if a catfish and a Chinese dragon had a baby
His parents are brother and sister
Dude I'm 48 and you look like you're 50?
You have the haircut of a 10 yr old with the beard of a 50 yr old
What the fuck man
Magic the Gathering
Your notebook look like it was on sale for a very low price at an office store. You probably bought several, and they are mainly used. And let me guess, you bought some super discounted glue sticks just in case. You should improve your penmanship and press harder into the paper.
You're the perfect example of why I believe GOD isn't real.. no mother prays every day and takes that much dick to give birth to a 40 year old rock spider like you.

Life has done its work on you, despite you doing no work on yourself. At some point you just have to accept you're a loser and try to do a little better. Not a lot but please for your self do something.

I can smell the balding and diabetes through the phone

Your 30 is most people’s 50

Bruh

"My name is Bill and I'm an addict"

There’s no way that you don’t have a massive collection of piss bottles in your room. /r/neckbeardnests

Just turned 30 and chose the homeless look. That’s bold my guy.

30 as in your 30th victim? That I'd believe!

Congratulations and welcome to old. Baby old. Your 30’s are like a brief club pass in the airport lounge. Beyond that it’s a guessing gate.

Do your worst, likes like you have already done that for us.

I admire your will to live so long.

When he was 15, someone told him that growing a stache and goatee would get him laid. He is still growing it to this day…….

Thug life

That's a face only a coat hanger could love

Fuck I heard about getting coal when you have been naughty... But damn, what did your mother do? Set fire to an orphanage?

You’re a Capricorn. You’re not gonna feel a thing. 😆 #CapzRule 💜♑️

Just turned 30, my ass. Tell your kids to get off my lawn.

I feel like this is meant to be the motivation for you to say your final goodbyes to everyone.

This picture alone could eradicate rats, cockroaches and bedbugs

You're the first person I've seen who deserves the most miserable birthday imaginable.

if a catfish and a Chinese dragon had a baby

His parents are brother and sister

Dude I'm 48 and you look like you're 50?

You have the haircut of a 10 yr old with the beard of a 50 yr old

What the fuck man

Magic the Gathering

Your notebook look like it was on sale for a very low price at an office store. You probably bought several, and they are mainly used. And let me guess, you bought some super discounted glue sticks just in case. You should improve your penmanship and press harder into the paper.

You're the perfect example of why I believe GOD isn't real.. no mother prays every day and takes that much dick to give birth to a 40 year old rock spider like you.