gus-gustavo/reddit_roastme · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Mod, please move this post to the subreddit r/vagabond
Bro get a new sweater jesus
Clark and Ellen Griswold would rather have kept the 1 year subscription to the jelly of the month club than have you.
Nice pubes....
Worst Christmas gift ever
Looks like genetics did the job for us
Did you start counting at 20?
You should do something with your life instead of just sitting here on reddit asking forninsult...maybe become a doctor...We could call you Patchy Adams.
Worst you can do is a haircut and shave.
Uni bomber?
Your cellmate told you that the magic is gone, so you want validation?
You use candy from the Dollar store to lure kids away...don't you
Sheesh how many times did you turn 30?
Thats not a mustache Those are unclipped nose hairs Suck it
It’s suddenly smells like cat turds in here…
Your parents should of re-gifted you.
God already did
You look like a member of Interpol or The New Pornographers.
And 30 years ago someone thought you'd be a gift...if only they knew
How yo birthday the same as jesus but you still need saving
This is the wrong sub. It isn’t r/meth.
There’s at least 30 ways you can scare off women with that facial hair.
Looks like you’re already doing your worst so we don’t need to.
Yo…do you got any Mogwais for sale?
Did you take your yearly bath?
100 million sperm and you were the fastes???
I think 30 just turned on you
You look like ur not allowed within 100 feet of a school
Guy, you look like you've been caught by Chris Hansen
Ima go out on a limb and say 31 aint looking too good either
brother go take a shower and cut the pubes on your face you call a beard.
There’s no way…
More pubes on your face than an ape's vagina
For Christmas Santa didn’t give anyone coal. Just your picture.
30 is the new 45. Hell yeah bro.
Built like your name is mclovin
My worst won't touch what those soulless hell pits you call eyes have seen. I wish you a quick and painless rest.
You look like a rejected heroin addict that lost custody of their kids at age 13 cause you couldn't handle your 5 year old sister
You look like you been 30 since 10 years ago.
Shave that shit off your face. You can’t grow a moustache or beard. Seriously.
Did u mean 30 dog years? I think you just got out of prison doin life as a child predator
Are you homeless?
You either work in IT or are homeless
You look like you're about to throw up in that sink.
Surely this isn’t the first time you turned 30
Please shave your face, spend $$$ on a good haircut, and go clothes shopping. Your life will hopefully change.
At least the getup is consistent, 30 year old jacket, phone, spiral notebook, glasses & beard. It's weird that you went back another 20 years for the haircut though.
I can smell you, brush your teeth
Damn bet you were the one present on Christmas your parents didn’t like
You look like you ate a mangey squirrel and left its arse hanging out...
Harry Potter cut off his pubes and glued them to his face.
Do your worst? You already did it.
I thought this was a homeless dude waving during a red light
If the Grinch was in "Big Mouth" and his hormone monster was a sex offender. That would be you.
If a vurp has a person.
Necrophile for sure
Bro holds his phone like a 16 yr old TikToker
Your plan to slowly transition into Brian Peppers is coming along nicely.
First, you need to shave the disgusting looking pubes on your face. Get some clothes that actually fit your body. Shave that nappy looking hair off.
How long have you lived in a public restroom?
That's the most 45 looking 30 I've ever seen...whats up with that chin full of pubes?
I’ll bet the only gift you got was a letter containing, “Time to move out, son. I’m tired of the stench of cat piss everywhere” from your parents and a cake sprinkled with cat food on the top.
Look like a rez dog werewolf
They say 30 is the new 50 !
My garbage pick up was due 2 days ago where the hell have you been?
By the way tell your roommate AKA your mom thanks for last weekend.
Being a few years older, I look at pictures like this me think to myself “damn, I hope I don’t look THAT old.” I know I don’t though.
You look good for 42
Mate, no offense, but you really need to sort yourself out. It's not too late. Make an excercise schedule, shave, eat well, go out at least an hour a day, get a haircut and new clothes. Seriously, you can do it. Depression is a bitch
You look like someone who took "flavor saver" a little too liberally.
How many times have you turned 30?
Aging like beer
It looks like you’re about to unsuccessfully rob a gas station
For a dead person, you look like shit.
When all people want is Jesus the Carpenter for xmas, but end up with Jesus the Gardener.
You look like a future workplace shooter.
You look like a 45 year old depressed unibomber.
More like turned in for 30
You look like you’re on the way to update your photo for the Sex Offender Registry. Happy birthday.
Didn't know Kemper got parole.
Damn lookin like dude who lives under the bridge by the mission because they won't let you inside the soup kitchen
Didn't know Jeff "Skunk" Baxter had a kid
It’s weird to look homeless while in a domicile.
I can't... just too depressed after seeing this
Looks like you're doing your worst
Shave that catshit off your face
Bro you can't request us to do it if you did it yourself
Need better frames
Jesus Christ
You and Isaac Newton both have something in common which is your birthday. But the difference between you and Isaac Newton is that he has Brain cells, and I think you get it.
Your beard remind me of pubic hair
Where’s your change cup?
This is your signature pose. Except instead of the notepad u have a cardboard sign asking for change.
If failed abortion had a face
I would say it's gunna be all down hill from here but I think you're already at the bottom.
Tell me your a child predator without telling me your a child predator
You look like your favourite hobby is maladaptive daydreaming.
You look like the special needs version to the wet bandits thieves in home alone.
Gail Lewis signed out but you still be 11 years deep in Walmart
Destiny if he did Meth while streaming

Mod, please move this post to the subreddit r/vagabond

Bro get a new sweater jesus

Clark and Ellen Griswold would rather have kept the 1 year subscription to the jelly of the month club than have you.

Nice pubes....

Worst Christmas gift ever

Looks like genetics did the job for us

Did you start counting at 20?

You should do something with your life instead of just sitting here on reddit asking forninsult...maybe become a doctor...We could call you Patchy Adams.

Worst you can do is a haircut and shave.

Uni bomber?

Your cellmate told you that the magic is gone, so you want validation?

You use candy from the Dollar store to lure kids away...don't you

Sheesh how many times did you turn 30?

Thats not a mustache Those are unclipped nose hairs Suck it

It’s suddenly smells like cat turds in here…

Your parents should of re-gifted you.

God already did

You look like a member of Interpol or The New Pornographers.

And 30 years ago someone thought you'd be a gift...if only they knew

How yo birthday the same as jesus but you still need saving

This is the wrong sub. It isn’t r/meth.

There’s at least 30 ways you can scare off women with that facial hair.

Looks like you’re already doing your worst so we don’t need to.

Yo…do you got any Mogwais for sale?

Did you take your yearly bath?

100 million sperm and you were the fastes???

I think 30 just turned on you

You look like ur not allowed within 100 feet of a school

Guy, you look like you've been caught by Chris Hansen

Ima go out on a limb and say 31 aint looking too good either

brother go take a shower and cut the pubes on your face you call a beard.

There’s no way…

More pubes on your face than an ape's vagina

For Christmas Santa didn’t give anyone coal. Just your picture.

30 is the new 45. Hell yeah bro.

Built like your name is mclovin

My worst won't touch what those soulless hell pits you call eyes have seen. I wish you a quick and painless rest.

You look like a rejected heroin addict that lost custody of their kids at age 13 cause you couldn't handle your 5 year old sister

You look like you been 30 since 10 years ago.

Shave that shit off your face. You can’t grow a moustache or beard. Seriously.

Did u mean 30 dog years? I think you just got out of prison doin life as a child predator

Are you homeless?

You either work in IT or are homeless

You look like you're about to throw up in that sink.

Surely this isn’t the first time you turned 30

Please shave your face, spend $$$ on a good haircut, and go clothes shopping. Your life will hopefully change.

At least the getup is consistent, 30 year old jacket, phone, spiral notebook, glasses & beard. It's weird that you went back another 20 years for the haircut though.

I can smell you, brush your teeth

Damn bet you were the one present on Christmas your parents didn’t like

You look like you ate a mangey squirrel and left its arse hanging out...

Harry Potter cut off his pubes and glued them to his face.

Do your worst? You already did it.

I thought this was a homeless dude waving during a red light

If the Grinch was in "Big Mouth" and his hormone monster was a sex offender. That would be you.

If a vurp has a person.

Necrophile for sure

Bro holds his phone like a 16 yr old TikToker

Your plan to slowly transition into Brian Peppers is coming along nicely.

First, you need to shave the disgusting looking pubes on your face. Get some clothes that actually fit your body. Shave that nappy looking hair off.

How long have you lived in a public restroom?

That's the most 45 looking 30 I've ever seen...whats up with that chin full of pubes?

I’ll bet the only gift you got was a letter containing, “Time to move out, son. I’m tired of the stench of cat piss everywhere” from your parents and a cake sprinkled with cat food on the top.

Look like a rez dog werewolf

They say 30 is the new 50 !

My garbage pick up was due 2 days ago where the hell have you been?

By the way tell your roommate AKA your mom thanks for last weekend.

Being a few years older, I look at pictures like this me think to myself “damn, I hope I don’t look THAT old.” I know I don’t though.

You look good for 42

Mate, no offense, but you really need to sort yourself out. It's not too late. Make an excercise schedule, shave, eat well, go out at least an hour a day, get a haircut and new clothes. Seriously, you can do it. Depression is a bitch

You look like someone who took "flavor saver" a little too liberally.

How many times have you turned 30?

Aging like beer

It looks like you’re about to unsuccessfully rob a gas station

For a dead person, you look like shit.

When all people want is Jesus the Carpenter for xmas, but end up with Jesus the Gardener.

You look like a future workplace shooter.

You look like a 45 year old depressed unibomber.

More like turned *in for* 30

You look like you’re on the way to update your photo for the Sex Offender Registry. Happy birthday.

Didn't know Kemper got parole.

Damn lookin like dude who lives under the bridge by the mission because they won't let you inside the soup kitchen

Didn't know Jeff "Skunk" Baxter had a kid

It’s weird to look homeless while in a domicile.

I can't... just too depressed after seeing this

Looks like you're doing your worst

Shave that catshit off your face

Bro you can't request us to do it if you did it yourself

Need better frames

Jesus Christ

You and Isaac Newton both have something in common which is your birthday. But the difference between you and Isaac Newton is that he has Brain cells, and I think you get it.

Your beard remind me of pubic hair

Where’s your change cup?

This is your signature pose. Except instead of the notepad u have a cardboard sign asking for change.

If failed abortion had a face

I would say it's gunna be all down hill from here but I think you're already at the bottom.

Tell me your a child predator without telling me your a child predator

You look like your favourite hobby is maladaptive daydreaming.

You look like the special needs version to the wet bandits thieves in home alone.

Gail Lewis signed out but you still be 11 years deep in Walmart

Destiny if he did Meth while streaming