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52,500 | intelligentleman2 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1vjfn0/pulled_this_one_at_brunch_today/ | Pulled this one at brunch today. A couple friends and I were eating and had been talking about the history of ethnic cleansing in Bosnia. Friend: Wow, were actually having a real grown-up conversation.The conversation progressed on and eventually evolved into an inappropriate discussion on our pooping schedules.Friend: So much for our adult conversation.Me: Ya it totally went down the toilet. | 7 | 2014-01-18 19:14:34 | 0.41346 | -0.210993 | 1,645 | 6,490 | 292 | 292 | Relationship Humour | false |
52,501 | irbChad | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1vimn0/dad_dropped_this_one_when_i_texted_him_after_my/ | Dad dropped this one when I texted him after my flight. Me: "On the ground."Dad: "Well, get up! You'll get your clothes dirty!" | 61 | 2014-01-18 11:04:41 | 0.526883 | -0.178134 | 1,712 | 6,753 | 307 | 307 | Dad Jokes | false |
52,502 | girdles | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1vilw9/ive_always_made_them_but_this_one_got_me_some/ | I've always made them but this one got me some good recognition I have always made dad jokes, when my fiancé got pregnant I was happy because I could get away with saying them now. I was at training for my new job the other day and we were booked in for lunch at a local steakhouse.The trainer was asking us about stake holders in the company and she said who are our stake holders? To which I replied "I don't know but I will be a steak holder at lunch" the rest of the class then all moaned and let me know how I was such a dad except for the other dad in the class who joined me laughing hysterically! | 97 | 2014-01-18 10:41:47 | 0.654343 | -0.19242 | 1,652 | 6,633 | 307 | 307 | Dad Jokes | false |
52,503 | halbrd | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1vigtf/my_dads_take_on_usb_flash_drives/ | My dad's take on USB flash drives Dad: "What does USB stand for?"Me: "Universal Serial Bus."Dad then throws the USB stick he was holding up in the air and catches it as it falls.Dad: "Does that mean that I just caught the Bus?" | 30 | 2014-01-18 08:16:54 | 0.520479 | -0.157867 | 1,712 | 6,881 | 307 | 307 | Dad Jokes | false |
52,504 | buckets41 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1vi8co/nothing_is_too_serious_of_a_situation_for_him/ | Nothing is too serious of a situation for him My dad's dad (grandfather) was on the hospital bed, dying of cancer when the nurse came and asked, "How do you feel?" He promptly replied, "With my hands." | 30 | 2014-01-18 05:30:50 | 0.433083 | -0.419678 | 1,197 | 4,827 | 225 | 225 | Medical Jokes | false |
52,505 | JamJamKyogre | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1vhrv4/last_field_trip_my_dad_went_on/ | Last field trip my dad went on! My sister took my dad on a field trip. He was reading a list of parent volunteers and saw another dad was called Mr. Pickle. So of course he says, 'Wow, he must be a really big pickle!' The kids just stared at him and Mr. Pickle was behind him, very tall and giving him a scary look. My dad mumbles, '-it's for the kids.'This is why my sister doesn't take our parents on field trips. | 8 | 2014-01-18 01:36:36 | 0.588702 | -0.093209 | 1,906 | 7,525 | 304 | -1 | Dad Jokes and Puns | false |
52,506 | [deleted] | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1vhasr/im_moving_and_my_dad_is_helping_i_asked_if_he/ | I'm moving and my dad is helping. I asked if he could bring a dollie... His reply: "I can bring a teddy bear, but I would have thought you'd have found more adult ways of dealing with your insecurities by now." | 22 | 2014-01-17 22:14:53 | 0.5666 | -0.126837 | 1,778 | 7,140 | 307 | 307 | Dad Jokes | false |
52,507 | lordoftime | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1vh6g3/grandpa_pulled_this_one_out_today/ | Grandpa pulled this one out today... My brother started to tell my grandpa about his plan to study abroad in Japan for the summer.My grandpa asked "Who's the broad?"I don't even think he meant it as a joke and just misinterpreted, but I can't stop laughing. | 26 | 2014-01-17 21:28:08 | 0.590446 | -0.250605 | 1,522 | 6,117 | 307 | 307 | Dad Jokes | false |
52,508 | jakeup12 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1vh498/my_dad_dropped_this_on_us_as_we_were_leaving/ | My Dad dropped this on us as we were leaving Oklahoma. *In the car after a short stay in Oklahoma*Dad: So, What did you think of Oklahoma?Me: It was fine, kind of boring.Dad: Well i thought Oklahoma was OK.*Complete silence*Dad: You get it? OK is the abbreviation of OklahomaWe all understood, it just wasn't that funny | 66 | 2014-01-17 21:05:29 | 0.345434 | 0.128766 | 2,347 | 9,302 | 249 | 249 | Weather-related Dad Jokes | false |
52,509 | automaticshotgun | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1vgvj4/dads_take_on_computers/ | Dad's take on computers. Every once in a while, my dad will lift his laptop, make a grunting sound and say, "This computer has become too heavy, can you delete some files." | 11 | 2014-01-17 19:32:36 | 0.506046 | -0.144184 | 1,776 | 7,008 | 307 | 307 | Dad Jokes | false |
52,510 | jshannon2012 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1vgrfc/longest_word_in_the_english_language/ | Longest Word in the English language. Do you know what the longest word in the dictonary is??Smiles, because there is a mile between the S's .... | 6 | 2014-01-17 18:48:17 | 0.073384 | -0.283006 | 1,442 | 5,828 | 218 | 218 | Playful Wordplay and Puns | false |
52,511 | [deleted] | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1vgdqc/when_me_and_my_little_sister_were_younger_and/ | When me and my little sister were younger and bugging my Dad for fast food... Dad, I feel like a chineseWell you don't look like one. | 19 | 2014-01-17 16:21:18 | 0.654296 | 0.000432 | 2,100 | 8,297 | 254 | 254 | Dad Jokes and Puns | false |
52,512 | bilbaux34 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1vg2af/dad_joked_my_friend_today/ | Dad joked my friend today Friend: Hey, you know how when you open a container or yogurt there's liquid on top some of the time?Me: Sure do, I believe that's whey though I could be wrong.Friend: IT IS WHEY! How cool is that?(With out missing a beat) Me: I'd say that's... whey... cool. The look on his face was priceless and I'm still cracking up about it hours later. | 69 | 2014-01-17 13:58:56 | 0.695851 | 0.053361 | 2,166 | 8,684 | 118 | -1 | Dad Jokes | false |
52,513 | NorskNA | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1vfzts/my_dad_gets_computers/ | My dad gets computers I was introducing my dad to his first computer with Windows 98 (ages ago). I was showing him how he can multiple windows open for increased efficiency in dealing with files.And with a faint smile on his lips he says"But won't that create a draft?"/facepalm | 1,651 | 2014-01-17 13:16:53 | 0.48576 | -0.150998 | 1,775 | 7,007 | 307 | 307 | Dad Jokes | false |
52,514 | AIWDI | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1vfzbk/dad_dropped_this_killer_during_a_game_of_rummyking/ | Dad dropped this killer during a game of Rummyking. We were having a family game of Rummyking and dad was having a great game, getting rid of a lot of his tiles. When mum complained that she had too many to deal with he looks her dead in the eyes and goes:**I bet you're getting *tiled* of this.** | 28 | 2014-01-17 13:07:37 | 0.575959 | -0.084711 | 1,906 | 7,524 | 307 | 307 | Dad Jokes | false |
52,515 | yann_the_mann | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1vfq9o/my_dad_asked_if_i_knew_a_bit_of_french/ | My dad asked if I knew a bit of French... "Well not really, but a bit.""well then!.. Do you know how to pronounce "three cats drown" in french?""Uhhh, le chat something-something?""nope! trois, quatre, cinq!" "..."He bursts out laughing as I poker face the rest of the trip home... *sigh* | 12 | 2014-01-17 09:30:02 | 0.602459 | -0.045463 | 1,971 | 7,910 | 254 | 254 | Dad Jokes and Puns | false |
52,516 | [deleted] | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1vfo7w/every_time_he_talks_to_a_store_employee/ | Every time he talks to a store employee... Every single time my Dad goes to a store, no matter what sort of store it is, and an employee talks to him, i.e. "Can I help you find anything?" He, with a completely serious expression, gives the same response:"Yes, I'm looking to rent a pair of downhill skis." | 29 | 2014-01-17 08:38:08 | 0.55067 | -0.078736 | 1,905 | 7,523 | 307 | 307 | Dad Jokes | false |
52,517 | inuria | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1vfll3/he_drops_this_every_chance_he_gets/ | He drops this every chance he gets "Can I get anything else for you sir?""A winning lotto ticket!"Every single time this is invoked it induces uniform groans from my family... | 19 | 2014-01-17 07:37:02 | 0.622772 | -0.105043 | 1,843 | 7,399 | 278 | 278 | Dad Jokes and Puns | false |
52,518 | metroska | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1vfek0/stop_ahead/ | Stop Ahead When I was younger me and my dad would drive past the Stop Ahead sign and he would put his hand to my forehead if I was in the Passenger seat....Good times. | 7 | 2014-01-17 05:40:21 | 0.487229 | -0.109901 | 1,839 | 7,263 | 307 | 307 | Dad Jokes | false |
52,519 | CaptMcButternut | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1vfd4o/three_bulls_a_fable/ | Three Bulls - A Fable. Three bulls one large, one medium, and one small are out of grass in their pasture. The large bull looks over next to their pasture and sees another pasture with beautiful and lush grass, so he takes a few steps back and charges straight into the fence and breaks it! The large bull started eating.The two smaller bulls come in too and start eating the new grass."Hey!" said the large bull, "I put in the effort to eat this grass, go find your own!"So the medium bull finds another pasture right next to the ones they're in, then he charges at the fence and breaks it and starts eating in that pasture. So the small bull comes in and starts eating."Hey!" exclaimed the medium bull, who then continued on to give the same spiel that the large bull gave the two smaller bulls.Then the small bull looks around, but doesn't see any new grass fields. However, he spots a fence that led to a road. So the small bull opens the gate and walks and walks and walks to find that pasture.Wanna know the moral of the story?A little bull comes a long way. | 11 | 2014-01-17 05:20:39 | 0.502728 | 0.539141 | 3,184 | 12,640 | 114 | -1 | Animal puns and jokes | false |
52,520 | 3nigmax | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1vf4sz/dadjoked_my_roommate/ | Dadjoked my roommate. *Sitting in a theater*Roomie: Hey, you mind moving over a seat?*I move over and pause for a few seconds*Me: I feel like we aren't as close as we used to be. | 89 | 2014-01-17 03:38:37 | 0.501083 | -0.156991 | 1,712 | 6,880 | 307 | 307 | Dad Jokes | false |
52,521 | Bloomello28 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1vex1w/every_time_he_goes_to_the_gas_station/ | EVERY TIME he goes to the gas station Dad: I'm going to fill the car up with gas AND put fuel in the tank! | 441 | 2014-01-17 02:11:19 | 0.555971 | -0.093742 | 1,905 | 7,523 | 307 | 307 | Dad Jokes | false |
52,522 | JeffreyGlen | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1velal/remembering_my_first_official_dad_joke/ | Remembering my first official dad joke. My son had just been born, I'm talking freshly cut cord. My mother comes in to see him and notices a bottle of baby shampoo on the table."Ooh is that Baby Magic," she asks."Nah, he's just an ordinary baby." Then I realized I was a real dad. | 604 | 2014-01-17 00:03:44 | 0.589835 | -0.306495 | 1,458 | 5,733 | 307 | 307 | Dad Jokes | false |
52,523 | TheKetoLyfeChoseMe | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1ve5ic/and_the_lord_said_unto_john_come_forth_and/ | And The Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life" ...but John came in fifth and won a toaster. | 11 | 2014-01-16 21:24:56 | 0.207043 | 0.137418 | 2,342 | 9,293 | 273 | 273 | Religious Jokes and Puns | false |
52,524 | [deleted] | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1ve4ij/just_about_to_eat_my_soup_when/ | Just about to eat my soup when... ...I notice a fly struggling amidst the beef and potatoes. Ew. Me: "Dad, what's this fly doing in my soup?!"Dad walks over, looks over my shoulder at the bowl, and says, "Seems to me he's practicing his backstroke." Dad laughs; I groan. The cycle of unending dad jokes continues. | 6 | 2014-01-16 21:15:05 | 0.674836 | -0.059107 | 1,973 | 7,787 | 254 | 254 | Dad Jokes and Puns | false |
52,525 | owlu | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1vdtt2/my_brother_got_some_ants_in_his_pants_at_the_beach/ | My brother got some ants in his pants at the beach Dad: "What do your uncles think about that?" | 26 | 2014-01-16 19:30:45 | 0.027151 | 0.620255 | 3,296 | 13,249 | 65 | 65 | Ant Jokes | false |
52,526 | oshiit | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1vdqmg/fedex_guy_jokes/ | FedEx guy jokes Our FedEx guy at work comes in to pick up/drop off packages and goes: "This is a pick up! Give me your packages and no one gets hurt!" | 67 | 2014-01-16 18:58:30 | 0.348511 | -0.101976 | 1,835 | 7,382 | 283 | -1 | Dad Jokes and Puns | false |
52,527 | freedom_or_bust | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1vdpn5/i_can_never_go_out_in_public_again_but_i_will/ | I can never go out in public again, but I will treasure this one forever. After I let one rip with moderate force, my dad responded by bellowing out (in a crowded restaurant) "SPEAK ON SWEET LIPS THAT NEVER TOLD A LIE!". I turned a lovely shade of puce, and made every effort to show that I had never seen this strange man before. | 23 | 2014-01-16 18:48:55 | 0.615822 | -0.122946 | 1,843 | 7,271 | 307 | 307 | Dad Jokes | false |
52,528 | Isomerandomdude | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1vcsa5/helping_with_dinner/ | Helping with dinner Last night my mum wanted me to come and help make dinner. I've had a headache the whole day so stumbled looking kind of sick.Mum: Are you alright?then dad walks in outta nowhere and says"No he's none left" | 12 | 2014-01-16 11:18:06 | 0.681329 | -0.072791 | 1,909 | 7,659 | 254 | 254 | Dad Jokes and Puns | false |
52,529 | copperge | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1vcqec/you_dont_say/ | You don't say My paps came in today with a phone to his ear saying, “You don’t say? You don’t say! Oh! You don’t say! Okay bye.”Mum asks who it was.“He didn’t say...” | 10 | 2014-01-16 10:31:28 | 0.421615 | -0.385307 | 1,261 | 5,082 | 241 | -1 | Classic Dad Jokes | false |
52,530 | Gravityx100 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1vchqm/every_time_i_drive_over_some_bumps_in_the_road/ | Every time I drive over some bumps in the road... "What the... are you driving by braille or something? | 24 | 2014-01-16 07:15:23 | -0.030313 | -0.496782 | 1,055 | 4,158 | 45 | 45 | Braille Jokes | false |
52,531 | elliotman | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1vcdd5/my_mom_says_chris_hadfield_is_talking_at_my/ | My Mom says: Chris Hadfield is talking at my seminar coming up! Dad says.. What! That's out of this world! | 13 | 2014-01-16 06:02:46 | 0.626723 | -0.196419 | 1,652 | 6,632 | 307 | 307 | Dad Jokes | false |
52,532 | escapist11 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1vbl7r/archaeology_in_the_news/ | Archaeology in the news **My roommate just had this text conversation with her dad.**Her dad: Hey did you see the news? Archaeologists found the first tampon ever.Her: Really?Her dad: Only one problem?Her:What?Her dad: They can't figure out what period it's from hahahahahahahaHer: Shut up. | 41 | 2014-01-16 00:45:16 | 0.071398 | 0.010591 | 2,082 | 8,260 | 266 | 266 | Music-themed jokes | false |
52,533 | mrscross | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1vbixy/dad_jokes_already/ | Dad jokes already??? I'm a mom, but I make the cheesy jokes in my house. Well today, my 3 year old son got me back. I yawned and said, "Whew, I'm sleepy." He replied with, "Nice to meet ya sleepy, my name's Cayden." I see good things in his future. | 12 | 2014-01-16 00:21:33 | 0.652075 | -0.240839 | 1,588 | 6,249 | 196 | -1 | Dad Jokes | false |
52,534 | maithancailin | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1vbics/dad_making_tea_in_the_kitchen/ | Dad making tea in the kitchen Dad: "How many spoons?"(of sugar)Me: "Two please!"Comes in and hands me a mug of tea with 2 spoons in it.Me: "Dad why are there two spoons in my tea?"Dad: "Oh did you want sugar as well?" | 6 | 2014-01-16 00:15:59 | 0.628233 | -0.019699 | 2,036 | 8,040 | 254 | 254 | Dad Jokes and Puns | false |
52,535 | dr__kitty | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1vbegc/what_did_the_shoes_say_to_the_pants/ | What did the shoes say to the pants? What's up, britches!? | 8 | 2014-01-15 23:38:02 | 0.369825 | -0.316943 | 1,387 | 5,591 | 286 | 286 | Pun Jokes | false |
52,536 | FistofNorris | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1vak40/the_wife_just_rolled_her_eyes/ | The wife just rolled her eyes. I was raking leaves in the backyard.Wife: Boy there sure are a lot of leaves in the yard.Me: I know, its unbeLEAFable!Heh, I still think its funny. | 17 | 2014-01-15 18:41:51 | 0.483476 | -0.041116 | 1,967 | 7,902 | 306 | -1 | Puns and Dad Jokes | false |
52,537 | tttruckit | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1vailz/every_time_hes_driving/ | Every time he's driving.... *big bug splats on windshield*Dad: He won't have the guts to do that again. | 36 | 2014-01-15 18:26:39 | 0.141813 | 0.478174 | 3,044 | 12,105 | 122 | -1 | Insect Jokes | false |
52,538 | chief_tahoe | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1vacnu/this_is_my_dinner_option/ | This is my dinner option Dad: Would you like some 239 bean chili?Me: 239? is it good?Dad:Well if you add one more bean it would be TOO FARTY! | 79 | 2014-01-15 17:25:39 | 0.694594 | 0.019305 | 2,102 | 8,428 | 186 | -1 | Dad Jokes and Puns | false |
52,539 | [deleted] | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1va097/my_wife_im_going_to_jump_in_the_shower_then_run/ | My wife: i'm going to jump in the shower then run to Kroger. Me: that's dangerous, you need to step in carefully from now on. And what's wrong with your car?My 5 year old laughs at dad jokes. | 44 | 2014-01-15 15:04:25 | 0.481029 | -0.159095 | 1,711 | 6,878 | 307 | 307 | Dad Jokes | false |
52,540 | well_yeahh | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1v9pcg/two_wrongs_dont_make_a_right_oneliner/ | Two wrongs don't make a right... [one-liner] Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left, and two Wrights made an airplane. | 1,525 | 2014-01-15 11:55:52 | 0.045117 | 0.112678 | 2,273 | 9,154 | 230 | -1 | Aviation Jokes | false |
52,541 | CURRYPOW3R | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1v92fq/rabbit_stew/ | Rabbit stew I'm at a restaurant with my family and the waitress come to take our order. I get the rabbit stew and 20 minutes later, she brings it by. As she puts the dish down, my dad looks at her straight in the eye and says, " there seems to be a hare in that", while pointing at my dish. It took her a second, but as she got it. | 266 | 2014-01-15 04:24:58 | 0.361323 | 0.465933 | 2,987 | 11,991 | 134 | 134 | Monkey Jokes | false |
52,542 | tealplum | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1v91bc/my_god_damn_roommate/ | My god damn roommate. I was getting ready for bed and I couldn't find contact solution. I approached my roommate and asked him if he saw it. His response?Hmm. I'm not sure. Have you tried contacting it? | 16 | 2014-01-15 04:11:46 | 0.315751 | -0.23565 | 1,578 | 6,228 | 291 | 291 | Relationship and Gym Jokes | false |
52,543 | bluesvikesangels | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1v8ym0/frozen_dad_joke/ | Frozen dad joke I was trying to watch the movie "Frozen" on my tv in my room and it stopped working all of a sudden because of something wrong with my computer. I was frustratedly talking at my tv and I hear my dad from the room next to mine say, "I guess you could say its..... frozen." Yes dad, yes. | 35 | 2014-01-15 03:41:04 | 0.585849 | -0.137128 | 1,778 | 7,141 | 307 | 307 | Dad Jokes | false |
52,544 | wraithofhate | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1v8sq8/just_heard_this_one_from_a_buddy/ | Just heard this one from a buddy 3 men are on a boat with 4 cigarettes and no way to light them. How did they light them?They threw one overboard and make the boat a cigarette lighter. | 12 | 2014-01-15 02:36:14 | -0.110219 | 0.393576 | 2,844 | 11,448 | 40 | 40 | Navy and Cigarette Jokes | false |
52,545 | Jumojumo2 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1v8ll6/dad_just_hit_me_with_this_one/ | Dad just hit me with this one... Its pretty corny but what do you exprect? LolI'm sitting in my room and he calls out to me from the kitchen,"Hey what are you doing?!"I reply "Im on the computer! Why?"And he says, "Well aren't you afraid you're going to break it?!" | 20 | 2014-01-15 01:16:15 | 0.535679 | -0.143803 | 1,777 | 7,010 | 307 | 307 | Dad Jokes | false |
52,546 | painguin22 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1v8hck/my_grandma_broke_her_tail_bone/ | My grandma broke her tail bone. When I asked her about it she said "it's a real pain in the ass." | 26 | 2014-01-15 00:30:15 | 0.451968 | -0.356206 | 1,326 | 5,340 | 242 | 242 | Dad Jokes Compilation | false |
52,547 | officialskylar | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1v8fuj/friends_dad_in_response_to_car_troubles/ | Friend's dad in response to car troubles Friend's mom was talking about the high cost of her BMW's repair. "It was $1,500! For the freon!"Friend's dad "Well nothing's fre-on a BMW!"The two of us doubled over laughing; no one else caught it. | 13 | 2014-01-15 00:14:57 | 0.50299 | -0.100713 | 1,840 | 7,392 | 307 | 307 | Dad Jokes | false |
52,548 | GetInTheVan_ | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1v7gtb/dinner_decisions/ | Dinner decisions I'm not even five minutes through the door...Housemate: "What you thinking for dinner tonight?"Me: "I feel like pizza."Housemate: "That's funny, you don't look like pizza."I feel he's training just in case he finds somebody stupid enough to let him father a child. | 18 | 2014-01-14 18:19:28 | 0.665815 | 0.009099 | 2,101 | 8,298 | 254 | 254 | Dad Jokes and Puns | false |
52,549 | [deleted] | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1v79jk/i_woke_up_this_morning_and_made_my_way_into_the/ | I woke up this morning and made my way into the kitchen, where I found my dad. I asked him how he had slept, and he replied: Lying down! | 33 | 2014-01-14 17:03:42 | 0.585805 | -0.229594 | 1,586 | 6,373 | 307 | 307 | Dad Jokes | false |
52,550 | Pattastic | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1v787s/how_my_dad_pays_for_groceries_every_time/ | How my dad pays for groceries... every time Credit card reader says *Please Swipe Card*My dad, "Why would I swipe it, I already own my card" | 10 | 2014-01-14 16:48:58 | 0.545726 | -0.031274 | 1,969 | 7,906 | 192 | -1 | Dad Jokes and Humor | false |
52,551 | degausser_ | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1v73pf/i_no_longer_live_at_home_but_my_sister_keeps_me/ | I no longer live at home, but my sister keeps me updated on the dad jokes. I got a text from her the other day that said "dad went outside to sweep up and he just referred to himself as 'sweeping beauty."' | 70 | 2014-01-14 15:58:33 | 0.592362 | -0.165555 | 1,714 | 6,885 | 307 | 307 | Dad Jokes | false |
52,552 | ChemicalSea | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1v72ya/dadjoked_my_manager/ | Dadjoked my manager During lunch, my manager was talking about how she doesn't really do outdoor type of stuff.Her: "I just don't get along with the sun." Me: "Is that why you only have one daughter?" | 16 | 2014-01-14 15:49:41 | 0.538647 | -0.118151 | 1,841 | 7,266 | 307 | 307 | Dad Jokes | false |
52,553 | I_CAPE_RUNTS | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1v6tvy/done_cheadle_made_a_dad_joke_on_house_of_lies/ | Done Cheadle made a dad joke on house of lies last night Son to don cheadle: dad, make me a cappuccino, i need the energy for basketball tryouts.Don cheadle to son: (boops him on head) ok, voila, you're a cappuccino!Edit: I accidentally an e in the title | 30 | 2014-01-14 13:40:06 | 0.668273 | -0.089078 | 1,909 | 7,530 | 234 | -1 | Dad Jokes | false |
52,554 | [deleted] | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1v5zif/my_dad_is_banned_from_the_use_of_dad_jokes/ | My Dad is banned from the use of Dad jokes. My dad had a good one earlier. My mom asked him to get her cell phone from her jacket, she said it was in the right pocket. He quickly quipped "well it wouldn't be in the wrong one would it?"She wasn't a fan. | 569 | 2014-01-14 04:08:16 | 0.654013 | -0.205762 | 1,652 | 6,505 | 196 | -1 | Dad Jokes | false |
52,555 | [deleted] | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1v5gpt/antifreeze/ | Antifreeze. My dad calls it "unclefreeze". He thinks it's hilarious. | 11 | 2014-01-14 00:43:45 | 0.522304 | 0.010548 | 2,096 | 8,289 | 270 | -1 | Dad Jokes and Puns | false |
52,556 | ILikeMasterChief | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1v550v/grandad_is_still_a_dad/ | Grandad is still a dad Grandad- "Well I finally got to try out my walking shoes you got me for Christmas!"Me- "Yeah? How were they?"Him- "Well I took them out of the box and watched them for awhile, but they never started walking. Guess they're broken." | 156 | 2014-01-13 22:40:49 | 0.444602 | -0.321267 | 1,390 | 5,596 | 269 | 269 | Dad Jokes and Puns | false |
52,557 | Garber617 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1v4zcn/my_fiancés_dad_has_some_good_dad_jokes_this_was/ | My fiancés dad has some good dad jokes. This was my favorite At my sons first birthday my fiancé yells to everyone to come take a picture. From the back of the room her dad yells out "I like the picture hanging on the wall, I call dibs on that one!"She groaned but I laughed and hope to one day achieve dad joke status like his | 79 | 2014-01-13 21:44:24 | 0.649809 | -0.21797 | 1,652 | 6,505 | 307 | 307 | Dad Jokes | false |
52,558 | The_edref | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1v4h8g/quality_stuff_from_my_dad_today/ | Quality stuff from my dad today My mum turned to him and asked "how did you find your meal"Without hesitation he replies "oh it was in front of me when I sat down" | 9 | 2014-01-13 18:41:31 | 0.671474 | -0.049393 | 1,973 | 7,786 | 254 | 254 | Dad Jokes and Puns | false |
52,559 | ClearlyClarified | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1v4c1n/the_best_date_ever/ | The best date ever? I'm a female and my dad asked what I was doing this past Saturday night.Me: "I'm going to see that movie Lone Survivor with Mark Wahlberg!"Dad: "Wow! You got a date with Marky Mark? I'm impressed!" | 66 | 2014-01-13 17:44:39 | 0.606012 | -0.199583 | 1,651 | 6,630 | 307 | 307 | Dad Jokes | false |
52,560 | xcr4l | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1v47m7/dadjoked_by_my_roommate/ | Dadjoked by my roommate I was looking for a belt that matched my suit coat for a job interview and I ask him if he has a black belt I can borrow. He says, "Nah, I've never really been that good at karate"Touche. | 91 | 2014-01-13 16:54:28 | 0.33293 | -0.152726 | 1,770 | 6,997 | 271 | 271 | Puns and Wordplay | false |
52,561 | tallpapab | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1v44rh/dad_and_son_team/ | Dad and Son Team Dinner guest: So last night I was watching a PBS documentary on Mars.Father and Son simultaneously: Wow! How did you get back? (fist bump) | 640 | 2014-01-13 16:21:22 | 0.631268 | -0.138498 | 1,780 | 7,144 | 307 | 307 | Dad Jokes | false |
52,562 | derekdepenguinman | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1v42un/my_dad_just_threw_this_one_at_us/ | My dad just threw this one at us. .. I was talking about a war movie where they had a debriefing and my dad yells from the other room:"THATS WHAT I DO BEFORE GETTING IN THE SHOWER! " | 1,429 | 2014-01-13 15:57:42 | 0.535643 | -0.163878 | 1,713 | 6,882 | 307 | 307 | Dad Jokes | false |
52,563 | Coocooso | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1v3wfw/we_rented_a_white_limo_for_my_grandfathers_80th/ | We rented a white limo for my grandfathers 80th birthday To take him to our house for his party. As he arrived and got out, he said "Next time you see me in one of these, it will be black". Hilarious old man | 65 | 2014-01-13 14:32:05 | 0.532395 | -0.296001 | 1,457 | 5,858 | 227 | -1 | Family and kids jokes | false |
52,564 | Jherms1116 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1v3993/how_many_flies_does_it_take_to_screw_in_a/ | How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only two but don't ask me how they got in there. | 24 | 2014-01-13 06:08:18 | -0.184549 | -0.029402 | 2,010 | 7,988 | 62 | 62 | Lightbulb Jokes | false |
52,565 | TheCompanionCube | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1v37kj/dadjoked_my_friends_facebook_status/ | Dadjoked my friend's facebook status Status: What ever happened to Corn Pops?My response: They pick it in fields now. And don't call me pops. | 10 | 2014-01-13 05:43:06 | 0.546674 | 0.38635 | 2,865 | 11,362 | 149 | 149 | Corny Food Jokes | false |
52,566 | AlphaNinja09 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1v36zn/this_one_took_mom_a_few_seconds_tonight/ | This one took Mom a few seconds tonight! Mom: "Honey, could you please go turn the grill on?"Dad: "Should I take my pants off in front of it?!"Mom is confused and my father and I are laughing our arses off!! | 139 | 2014-01-13 05:34:53 | 0.682757 | -0.014336 | 2,037 | 8,171 | 254 | 254 | Dad Jokes and Puns | false |
52,567 | Merryklumklum | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1v30rw/dads_joke_on_my_mom/ | Dad's joke on my mom My dad's the cook in the house. This morning, my mom told my dad "I feel like pancakes." Then my dad said, "Round and fluffy?" My dad then silently giggled to himself while my mom slapped him on the shoulder. | 35 | 2014-01-13 04:14:07 | 0.667865 | -0.041785 | 1,973 | 7,914 | 254 | 254 | Dad Jokes and Puns | false |
52,568 | motoboato | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1v2k4g/my_roommate_says_he_has_2015_vision/ | My roommate says he has 20-15 vision Me: "So you can see into the future?": ) | 6 | 2014-01-13 01:00:56 | 0.13658 | -0.401397 | 1,252 | 4,936 | 168 | 168 | 2020 Vision Jokes | false |
52,569 | bryterside | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1v2c4u/have_you_ever_run_over_your_foot_with_a_vacuum/ | Have you ever run over your foot with a vacuum? It sucks. | 9 | 2014-01-12 23:31:43 | 0.378918 | -0.005088 | 2,028 | 8,152 | 307 | 307 | Dad Jokes | false |
52,570 | Bobertica1 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1v281f/hey_dad_did_you_get_a_haircut/ | Hey dad, did you get a haircut? No, I just dyed the tips of my hair invisible | 21 | 2014-01-12 22:46:53 | -0.215278 | -0.280116 | 1,497 | 5,938 | 38 | 38 | Hair and Beard Jokes | false |
52,571 | idontfrikkincare | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1v1orv/typical_dad/ | Typical Dad Dad: Have you ever heard of the band 1020 MB?Me: Nope?Dad: That's because they haven't got a gig yet | 269 | 2014-01-12 19:18:10 | 0.617756 | -0.142089 | 1,779 | 7,015 | 307 | 307 | Dad Jokes | false |
52,572 | MisterSoftee | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1v1jzj/girlfriends_dad_while_were_listening_to_music/ | Girlfriend's dad while we're listening to music We're listening to music on Pandora and Mozart comes on.Her dad: "Do you know what Mozart is doing now?"We shrug.Her dad: "Decomposing." | 343 | 2014-01-12 18:22:27 | 0.019654 | 0.037217 | 2,144 | 8,513 | 266 | 266 | Music-themed jokes | false |
52,573 | [deleted] | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1v1b8i/every_time_we_hear_a_policeambulancefire_engine/ | Every time we hear a police/ambulance/fire engine siren... “He’ll never sell any ice creams going at that speed”. | 73 | 2014-01-12 16:29:56 | 0.500904 | 0.024944 | 2,096 | 8,416 | 270 | 270 | Dad Jokes and Puns | false |
52,574 | Daydu | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1v17nm/my_friends_dad_told_me_he_was_one_og_the_spice/ | My friend's dad told me he was one og the Spice Girls. "Really?""Yeah, Old Spice!" | 11 | 2014-01-12 15:36:34 | 0.571899 | -0.011899 | 2,034 | 8,164 | 192 | -1 | Dad Jokes and Humor | false |
52,575 | Emperor_of_Cats | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1v0mmm/my_dad_never_makes_jokes_then_hit_me_with_this_one/ | My dad never makes jokes, then hit me with this one I was walking out of a restaurant and had my hands full.Me: Dad, could you get the door?Dad: I could, but I don't think it will fit in the car.He laughed all the way down the street. | 52 | 2014-01-12 06:44:59 | 0.580988 | -0.12687 | 1,778 | 7,141 | 307 | 307 | Dad Jokes | false |
52,576 | Yoyti | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1v0erq/so_my_sister_watches_both_sherlock_and_doctor_who/ | So, my sister watches both Sherlock and Doctor Who... "If you had an episode of each to watch," I asked her, "would you put Who on first?" | 10 | 2014-01-12 04:43:59 | 0.271592 | -0.174189 | 1,704 | 6,737 | 295 | 295 | Humorous Puns and Jokes | false |
52,577 | Altitude_troll | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1v0elv/tonight_at_mcdonalds/ | Tonight at McDonald's. We pull up to orderIntercom: Welome to McDonald's! What can I get for you?Brother: Yes, can we get a minute?Intercom: I'm sorry sir we're fresh out of minutes, but we do have moments!We all had a good laugh after some stunned pause. | 2,253 | 2014-01-12 04:41:29 | 0.630916 | -0.015286 | 2,036 | 8,168 | 254 | 254 | Dad Jokes and Puns | false |
52,578 | wsmith27 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1v0118/heard_this_gem_today_at_a_craft_store_with_my/ | Heard this gem today at a craft store with my fiancée We were looking for twine or something in the yarn section and this dad walks by with his two daughters, gives a huge yawn, and says, "WOW! That was a huge yarn" and then began to start chuckling uncontrollably. | 16 | 2014-01-12 01:41:39 | 0.590864 | -0.151433 | 1,778 | 7,013 | 307 | 307 | Dad Jokes | false |
52,579 | joannchilada | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1uzy0f/dad_joked_my_family_over_tabasco_sauce/ | Dad joked my family over Tabasco sauce Mom: Tabasco sauce is made in a place called Avery Island.Step dad: Yeah, it was probably a leper colony.Me: And now it's a pepper colony!*everyone booed me* | 17 | 2014-01-12 01:04:21 | 0.676792 | 0.004881 | 2,101 | 8,299 | 254 | 254 | Dad Jokes and Puns | false |
52,580 | SexualSocks | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1uzt6s/so_my_dad_was_cooking/ | So my dad was cooking... He said "It gets easier the more you cook it" and I said "Apparently!" and he said "Adaughterly!" | 35 | 2014-01-12 00:03:30 | 0.660647 | 0.009716 | 2,101 | 8,298 | 254 | 254 | Dad Jokes and Puns | false |
52,581 | aklemmentin | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1uzq7s/music_instructor_dadjoked_a_friend_of_mine/ | Music Instructor Dadjoked a friend of mine Saw it on my twitter feed...Friend: "That really cool moment you find out your grandfather ran the Daytona 500."Instructor: "He ran it? Aren't you supposed to drive it?" | 23 | 2014-01-11 23:26:31 | 0.323589 | -0.072584 | 1,898 | 7,636 | 307 | 307 | Dad Jokes | false |
52,582 | pottos | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1uzm47/dad_walked_in_on_me_using_his_treadmill/ | Dad walked in on me using his treadmill "Where you goin'?" | 276 | 2014-01-11 22:37:27 | 0.557717 | -0.129413 | 1,777 | 7,139 | 307 | 307 | Dad Jokes | false |
52,583 | PrincessOfDarkWaters | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1uzjo7/my_fiancee_will_be_a_great_dad_one_day/ | My fiancee will be a great dad one day... Me: I need to wash my hair. It's so dirty it almost doesn't look blonde anymore.Him: Well kind of. It looks..... dirty blonde. | 8 | 2014-01-11 22:08:33 | -0.215712 | -0.292727 | 1,433 | 5,810 | 38 | 38 | Hair and Beard Jokes | false |
52,584 | cosakaz | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1uz5c2/friends_dad_likes_genetics/ | Friend's dad likes genetics Dad: "I read a neat article today, they isolated the shyness gene. It was hiding behind all the other genes!" | 29 | 2014-01-11 19:18:13 | 0.468715 | -0.34073 | 1,390 | 5,469 | 242 | 242 | Dad Jokes Compilation | false |
52,585 | smorris924 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1uz4wz/just_got_dadjoked_by_mom/ | Just got dadjoked by mom... I mention to my mother that I was low on whey protein and would need some before returning to school.Her response: "Oh, no whey!" | 19 | 2014-01-11 19:13:25 | 0.712104 | 0.069584 | 2,230 | 8,813 | 118 | 118 | Dad Jokes | false |
52,586 | EpicOaky | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1uyv48/the_person_running_the_drivethru_was_a_bit_hard/ | The person running the drive-thru was a bit hard of hearing... We were getting some food from Panda Express, and the lady kept getting our orders horribly wrong. After we finally pulled up to the window, my dad turned to me and said:"Trying to order food from here is PANDA-monium!"I just facepalmed while he cracked up. | 21 | 2014-01-11 17:13:04 | 0.613622 | 0.002467 | 2,099 | 8,295 | 254 | 254 | Dad Jokes and Puns | false |
52,587 | scumbagcoley | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1uye0i/whats_the_capital_of_alaska/ | What's the capital of Alaska? Dad: What's the capital of Alaska?Me: Juneau. Dad: No, I don't. That's why I'm asking you. -__- | 1,813 | 2014-01-11 11:44:57 | 0.580813 | -0.086914 | 1,906 | 7,525 | 304 | -1 | Dad Jokes and Puns | false |
52,588 | DontWantToSeeYourCat | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1uy3hz/my_dad_stole_a_dead_guys_money/ | My Dad stole a dead guy's money *talking to my dad about aftermath of Paul Walker's death*ME: I heard his family is making a donation to his disaster relief charity.DAD: Not if I can help it.ME: What do you mean?DAD: I've been using his ATM card for some extra cash.ME: Bull. You would need to know his PIN number.DAD: I do. It's 0-2-60 | 7 | 2014-01-11 07:11:26 | 0.518664 | -0.082896 | 1,904 | 7,521 | 307 | 307 | Dad Jokes | false |
52,589 | Talmn | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1uy37n/working_today_got_hit_by_a_surprise_dad_joke/ | Working today got hit by a surprise dad joke. I work at Burlington Coat factory and was assigned to work in the shoe department today. A kid comes up and it goes like this.**Me:Is there anything I can help you with today sir?****Kid:No I don't think so**Suddenly a wild Dad appears form a blind corner**The Dad: Yeah he could use some style.****Me: Well I can't help with that right now but I can sure help with shoes****The Dad: Oh alright. Thank you. Have a good day. It was nice shoe meet you**Made my night. | 7 | 2014-01-11 07:06:16 | 0.563163 | -0.184131 | 1,714 | 6,756 | 307 | 307 | Dad Jokes | false |
52,590 | SirJefferE | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1uxvjt/back_to_school_shopping/ | Back to school shopping Little sister in law, "I don't know why, but I really love stationery shopping."Me, "Me too, so much less walking around." | 119 | 2014-01-11 05:01:49 | 0.468892 | -0.099455 | 1,839 | 7,390 | 307 | 307 | Dad Jokes | false |
52,591 | TheWierdSide | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1uxr9x/oh_dad/ | Oh, dad..... *Dad(Sitting on the computer behind me)*: Thewierdside come here a second.*ignore because of GTAV**Dad*: Thewierdside!*Me*: I'm coming!*Dad*: Hi coming, i'm ejaculating.do you know what an awkward laugh sounds like? because i do. It's when you laugh hysterically for 2 seconds then abruptly fade when you realise what your dad just said....**EDIT:**Oh yea, and why'd he call me on to the computer? he wanted a place to watch movies, so after that debacle, i suggested going to /r/fullmoviesonyoutubeMe: www.reddit.com *slash* r *slash* Full, Movies, on, youtube. no spaceHe, of course, wrote:www.reddit.com/r/fullmoviesonyoutubenospacesaid it wasnt working then laughed when he told me he typed in exactly what i said. | 18 | 2014-01-11 04:04:01 | 0.640638 | -0.177233 | 1,716 | 6,761 | 307 | 307 | Dad Jokes | false |
52,592 | PourSmore | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1uxgcl/grandpa_with_a_zinger/ | Grandpa with a zinger At my brother's wedding, the wedding party were all given sunglasses with flashing lights around the rims. Grandpa: What are those? Brother: They're "seizure glasses" Grandpa: I seizure glasses, but what are they? | 69 | 2014-01-11 01:40:18 | 0.530242 | -0.265796 | 1,520 | 5,985 | 307 | 307 | Dad Jokes | false |
52,593 | IKissedAMagikarp | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1ux2gd/dad_are_you_thinking_of_doing_a_phd/ | Dad: Are you thinking of doing a PhD? Dad: Are you thinking of doing a PhD? Me: pffffffftDad: oh is that how it's pronounced | 129 | 2014-01-10 22:55:20 | 0.591802 | -0.220279 | 1,586 | 6,373 | 307 | 307 | Dad Jokes | false |
52,594 | garbage_water | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1ux233/dad_jokes_come_with_extra_bass/ | Dad jokes come with extra bass *parents are going to see an outdoor concert*Mom: Do you have your cooler packed?Dad: (in bathroom) Yeah, I got my culo packed. [loud fart] | 13 | 2014-01-10 22:51:18 | 0.635286 | -0.149034 | 1,780 | 7,016 | 307 | 307 | Dad Jokes | false |
52,595 | [deleted] | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1ux168/i_was_rewatching_pulp_fiction_last_night_and_i/ | I was rewatching Pulp Fiction last night and I realized that Jules drops a classic dadjoke. In the scene where Jules and Vince break into the Brett and his friends' apartment toward the beginning of the movie to recover Marcellus's briefcase, the conversation goes as follows:Jules: "What country are you from?"Brett: What? What? Wh - ?Jules: "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?"...***Win.*** | 6 | 2014-01-10 22:41:42 | 0.590617 | -0.163883 | 1,714 | 6,885 | 307 | 307 | Dad Jokes | false |
52,596 | LetsNotPlay | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1uwylk/my_dad_on_coming_home_from_work/ | My dad on coming home from work **Dad comes home from work**Him: "Dinner again? We just had it yesterday!"*laughter ensues* | 22 | 2014-01-10 22:13:43 | 0.670736 | -0.104584 | 1,845 | 7,402 | 234 | -1 | Dad Jokes | false |
52,597 | [deleted] | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1uwvmr/catch_the_train/ | Catch the train. Co-worked said "In DC I used to have to catch the metro and I think it helped keep my weight down." I said "well yeah that must have been a lot of running." | 7 | 2014-01-10 21:42:23 | 0.352594 | -0.100312 | 1,835 | 7,382 | 283 | -1 | Dad Jokes and Puns | false |
52,598 | c3pbr0 | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1uwhpu/i_will_teach_you_how_to_build_a_ladder/ | I will teach you how to build a ladder... In 6 easy steps. | 15 | 2014-01-10 19:19:31 | 0.818392 | -0.155551 | 1,786 | 7,028 | 52 | 52 | Ladder and Stairs Jokes | false |
52,599 | alabasterasterbaler | https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1uwftd/story_about_buying_bread/ | Story about Buying Bread A man and his wife enter a bakery to buy some bread. Now these are harsh economic times, and the man says to his wife, "I'm not sure if I want to spend my hard earned money on this bread because I don't know who makes it. I don't know whose hands have been on it, you know?", and his wife replies, "But honey, the baker is our neighbor, Alfonso. He kneads the dough." | 8 | 2014-01-10 19:00:48 | 0.656092 | 0.181688 | 2,420 | 9,705 | 256 | 256 | Food Puns | false |
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