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/r/pics/comments/7oc8od/you_cant_see_me/ | [
"Probably the best random dog photo I’ve ever seen.",
"That's a good looking hat. Wonder what made him pick that one out in particular?",
"North of the border collie hiding in the maple leaves.",
"I just see a bunch of leaves. ",
"He's looking extra cute today. His owners should treat him with a Canada good food.",
"Fills my Canadian heart with pride.",
"Potato salad?",
"I’m a leaf now. ",
"Finally, a dog that would be sorry for eating my homework",
"[Master of disguise - it's been there since summer](https://i.imgur.com/7ICJNMv.jpg)",
"\"Maybe if I'm still they can't see me\"",
"C A N A D I A N B O Y E",
"This is the best portrait picture I’ve seen yet.",
"I love Canadian dogs!",
"Belgian malinois?",
"Dooot doot doot doot",
"yeah i can, the dog is right there",
"This is the cutest picture of John Cena I've ever seen.",
"I think maybe a black gsd",
"Canadian doge",
"I can totally see the leaf. It's not hidden at all.",
"John Cena!? Where!? *queue music*",
"But I can see you ",
"Oh my god! I just adopted a dog that looks a hell of a lot like this one! I know there’s a lot of Border collie in her, but there’s definitely a lot of something else in her. Any idea what breeds are in yours?",
"That's not how you spell photoshop. ",
"Canadog ",
"[AND HIS NAME IS](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im9JuD-5lc0)\n\nWARNING: Ears",
"🎺🎺🎺🎺",
"Awww. I haven't seen a Canadian Shepherd before",
"Beautiful",
"Mine too. Every time I see maple tree or leaf in another country I think: \"we did that\". Even though that's ridiculous.",
"Looks like a black kelpie to me",
"I've gotten that response before about my pup, who's a pure black shepherd. I think with these types of pups it's just too hard to guess because everyone has a pup that looks like it.",
"So gorgeous. This is the coolest photo",
"Canadian Anubis ",
"it looks cool n all but its photoshopped.\n\nAtleast that leaf on the dogs head is fake as fook",
"oh, i see it now",
"Wow what a beautiful creature.",
"It is I, doggo the master of disguise",
"!dreambot",
"And his name is John Cena!",
"This image was not photoshopped or manipulated in any way. It belongs to me and if you have further questions, feel free to message @blackwolfblackpanther on instagram with the subject \"reddit.\" "
] | 45 | pics | You can't see me. |
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/r/pics/comments/7oc9xp/hey_jenny_ive_got_your_number/ | [
"Is that...the temperature? ",
"Yes. What a heatwave compared to last weekend's -17.",
"You gotta move, bro. Mankind is not meant to live that far north",
"867 5309",
"That's no good time call",
"/u/yellowlilly_4, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/yellowlilly_4&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7oc9xp/hey_jenny_ive_got_your_number/?context=10\\))",
"Up yours, mods. This is funny. ",
"Wasn't removed for being unfunny.",
"[Actual Davenport Weather](https://www.wunderground.com/history/airport/KMLI/2018/1/5/MonthlyCalendar.html?cm_ven=localwx_calendar) appears different...",
"Still a dumb ol rule... "
] | 10 | pics | Hey Jenny I've got your number |
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/r/pics/comments/7ocav6/if_birds_left_tracks_in_the_sky/ | [
"Someone turned on Mouse Pointer Trails",
"found where credence barebone went",
"Just give me name of that Japanese horror movie!",
"Where automobiles are most likely to sit",
"I once tried to wrap my head around what you would see if you could see just cell and wifi signals around you, let alone all the other electromagnetic fields around. Made my head hurt so I went back to my Crunchwrap Supreme.",
"If birds left trails some fucktard would claim it is turning frogs gay."
] | 6 | pics | If birds left tracks in the sky |
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/r/pics/comments/7occkv/it_might_be_hard_to_believe_but_im_actually_in/ | [
"Another person on Reddit making up lies. Just face the fact that everyone already knows that you're not in the photo... Stop trying to play tricks and games this is serious business.",
"Please find some trousers to match ! ",
"Under the bed?",
"I mean.... the shirt doesn't even really match.",
"Where",
"Such bored, much stripes."
] | 6 | pics | It might be hard to believe, but I’m actually in this photo. |
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/r/pics/comments/7ocdfr/my_little_sisters_adorable_doggo_piper_im_a_proud/ | [
"Hi, Piper! Awww. ",
"I loves her! She’s adorable with her huge head and short legs!!",
"r/aww :)",
"I was thinking about crosspisting there, I’m sure she would be more appreciated there than here haha :)"
] | 4 | pics | My little sister’s adorable doggo Piper, I’m a proud uncle! |
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/r/pics/comments/7ocfo9/density_of_liquids/ | [
"Don't mix milk and syrup. True story.",
"Took a shot of this once. Don’t recommend.",
"WTF is \"die\"? ",
"singular for dice. You can see the spots if you look close.",
"/u/ithappenedsofapp, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No pictures with added/superimposed digital elements.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/ithappenedsofapp&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7ocfo9/density_of_liquids/?context=10\\))",
"Someone needs a lesson on what a liquid is...last i checked a bolt and ping pong ball were liquids...nor anything between them haha...",
"Makes Bolt's record even more impressive, considering how heavy he is."
] | 7 | pics | Density of liquids |
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/r/pics/comments/7ocgd7/managed_to_sneak_a_picture_of_the_sistine_chapel/ | [
"*Sneak* a picture? Is taking pictures not allowed there?",
"Yes. Strictly forbidden. Doing so is an act of disrespect to the religion and it's people (it's located within the Vatican City, a Catholic holy place)...",
"Take a picture how did you stand up making me dizzy looking at it! \n\nUnbelievable thou! Very impressive ",
"Hmmm. Makes sense. Thanks for the explanation. ",
"That's beautiful. One forgets that that iconic central piece is not all there is to the ceiling. ",
"All of these explanations are incorrect. \n\nThe ban originated from the restoration process of the sistine chapel. Wear from time and hundreds and hundreds of years of smoke from torches wore the chapel's paintings down pretty badly. The vatican solicited bids to have someone come and restore the place. A japanese company, Nippon Television Network Corporation of Japan, won the bid and spent nearly 20 years restoring the chapel. In return, they got the exclusive rights to photography and video of the chapel. They did say they didn't care if ordinary tourists took photos, but the vatican implemented a blanket ban anyway to cover all bases.",
"> niente foto, Silenzio per favore, no photo, silence please\n\nThat is what I remember most from the sistine chapel.",
"It never occurred to me that I hadn't actually seen the Sistine Chapel ceiling before now. ",
"Wow OP, have fun with eternal damnation.",
"Such detailed art work. It's so fascinating. Flash photography does do damage to it. ",
"If anyone wants to see more, there's a stunning virtual tour of the Sistine Chapel here:\n\nhttp://www.vatican.va/various/cappelle/index_sistina_en.htm\n\n(note: you will need Flash enabled on your browser)",
"Eternal damnation from the Japanese company that did the restoration? I’ll enjoy it thoroughly!",
"Flash photography definitely causes damage. Thankfully, no flash was used for this.",
"Thanks for taking the risk and sharing it here OP. I've always wanted to see the ceiling of the Sistine chapel. Hopefully I will someday.",
"\n\n[Quick explanation of each section](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4d/Sistine_Chapel_ceiling_diagram_overlay_composite.png)",
"NO - ITS NOT \nhttp://mentalfloss.com/article/54641/reason-why-no-photography-allowed-sistine-chapel\n\nBTW THIS is why Trump won - Blatantly spouting religious bullshit and calling it true.",
"NO PHOTO",
"Completely wrong.",
"But what about the seventeen chapel?",
"That is really awesome. I didn't know that, so I looked it up and it cost them 4.2 million for the film rights, which were a source of major funding. (~13m today)",
"It's bullshit that clause got written in there, in my opinion. It would be like you bringing your car with a shitty paint job to me and I offer to repaint it and make it look great in exchange for me being the only one allowed to take pictures of your car.",
"Well I can see him creating either Uranus or the Moon.",
"Not bad for a sculptor who was commissioned to work, \"in a medium with which he was unfamiliar, in order that he might fail at the task.\"",
"I understand your reasoning, but I don’t necessarily agree that there is disrespect associated with taking a photograph. \n\nThe company that did the restoration gained temporary rights to the images within the Chapel when they won the restoration bid. In return, they asked only that images of the art within the Chapel not be photographed for *commercial* use, but never expressly asked for tourists (like myself) to not be allowed to take photos of any kind. \n\nThe blanket ban on photographs altogether was enacted by the Vatican as an easier way of fulfilling their side of the contract. The Japanese company that restored the Chapel no longer holds the rights to the images within the Chapel, so I see no harm or disrespect in taking a photograph that I have no intention of profiting from.",
"Make the trip if you can, it’s absolutely worth it.",
"NO FOTO!!",
"I was there 2 years ago and they definitely tell you in a loud voice, No Photos. There are burly guards placed around the room who, when they see someone trying to take a photo, walk up and tell you Not to... ",
"Great photo! "
] | 28 | pics | Managed to sneak a picture of the Sistine Chapel ceiling. |
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/r/pics/comments/7ochow/flock_of_birds_shaped_like_a_bird_the_true_beauty/ | [
"The true beauty of Photoshop",
"5th repost in 2 days also. ",
"Beat me to it. Upvote to you, you beautiful son of a bitch."
] | 3 | pics | Flock of birds shaped like a bird... the true beauty of Nature. |
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/r/pics/comments/7ockam/merry_christmas_sue/ | [
"Very Scary Christmas.. ",
"She's never been the same since Dresden took his little joyride. ",
"But it’s not Christmas",
"You should go upstairs and say Merry Christmas to her real head... that one's fake."
] | 4 | pics | Merry Christmas, Sue |
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/r/pics/comments/7ocldr/snoke_sculpture_lifesize_hyperrealistic_star_wars/ | [
"Hello fellas, \n This is the Supreme Leader Snoke I sculpted and airbrushed recently. I do timelapse videos on my youtube channel of all my sculpts, so if you like the pic, head over to the video to watch it being created: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hn-ObUiiX48 ",
"Awesome! Great work! Now cut it in half and don't give it any backstory. ",
"Lol! ",
"Looks like the High Sparrow...",
" These comments are pure gold",
"Well it plays into my theory Dondarrion is the first Jedi, and the whole GoT series is a massive SW prequel."
] | 6 | pics | Snoke sculpture - lifesize hyper-realistic - Star Wars, Last Jedi |
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/r/pics/comments/7ocm20/best_pic_of_the_day/ | [
"2nd best pic of the day. Your just afraid to show same cool photo with the naked lady.",
"Full of green on both sides. Wanna travel on this track.. ",
"That's a cool pic! ",
"Would look better without the trash. But you could say that about everywhere.",
"Blue trash on right pink thing on left are both distractions. Tracks arent centered in photo....left rail in corner right rail on bottom edge of photo. \n\nOK pic of the day. "
] | 6 | pics | Best Pic of the day |
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/r/pics/comments/7ocm8w/daily_show_full_page_oscarstyle_dishonest_media/ | [
"[Source](https://twitter.com/eamonjavers/status/949262406865350657)",
"Scott Baio? Really?",
"This shit is genius really. These guys and Colbert are taking this to the next level on Trump's ass. I don't know what he thought that he was doing when he said that, but these guys are going to treat this like the Oscars or Emmy's if they win anything.",
"Came here to say the same thing. Talk about a great way to burn any goodwill you had from at *least* 50% of your fan base.",
"Brb, going to rip up all my Charles in Charge posters.",
"has this guy gotten any funnier?",
"\"You wanna go? Bring it asshole! Damn straight we're calling you on your BS, balls in your court!\" ",
"I miss jon stewart. I just don't find trevor noah funny at all. ",
"Trevor Noah has one joke and it's Trump. You can't watch 30 seconds of his show without him mentioning Trump. He cannot interview a guest without making it about Trump. Not only that, his jokes about Trump are exhausted and unoriginal. Every single joke is \"Trump is so stupid\" and his fan base are just idiots who hoot and holler any time he says Trump is stupid. I'm all about jokes of Trump, but watch other late night hosts an comedians do it creatively and elegantly and then see how pathetic and unfunny Noah is. So yeah, \"monotonous liberal dogma\" is actually a very accurate description. He turned the Daily Show into an hour of ignorant extreme leftests bashing the right. It's basically the same as any other extremely biased political show on TV except he hides behind \"jokes.\"",
"It depends. He's definitely gotten better since when he started but he's not the best. \n\nHe goes a bit more in-depth than Colbert and tries to cover more than just whatever Trump drama happened that day, but is still pretty topical compared to the weeklies like John Oliver and Sam Bee.",
"> one joke and it's Trump\n\nWhat else do you need, really?",
"It's a 30-minute show...",
"I stand corrected; 30 minutes of extreme leftest ignorance. ",
"Because he isn't. All of the liberal late night \"comedy\" hosts are really poor excuses for comedians. ",
"Trevor Noah, \"extreme leftest\"? Hardly, the guy is practically a walking representation of the enlightened centrist liberal stereotype.",
"Jon stewart was funny, heck colbert used to have his moments. All of them are so stuck on trump now I can't watch them anymore.\n\nJohn Oliver is the only decent one now and he is only once a week. ",
"Trumpanzees have been so embarrassed the last few days since Daddy Trump can't keep himself together. I love seeing them mad! MAGA! ",
"I always wonder what people on this site would call me. If liberals are \"extreme leftest\" [sic] then what words do I have left for me?",
"reddit, where linking a source is a controversial comment...",
"\"People on this site\" is a large and varied spread of humanity which would probably call you just about everything you can imagine, depending on the mood. It's not really relevant to anything.",
"Man you're really showing those damn liberals! ",
"reddit is full of cunts now...",
"It's a show that mocks the news. The news talks about trump constantly, what do you think this show would cover? Puppies and kitties? Are you really this dense or just a troll? I honestly can't tell",
"Another home run post by /u/the_lost_accountant. What a sharp redditor!",
"It's brain dead entertaining. It's the comedy that makes dumb people feel witty ",
"He's our most important Jew!",
"Can you liberals stop downvoting a fact. I'm liberal but I can smell a steaming hit shit and admit there's shit in here ",
"\"People on this site\" seem to be dominated by Americans that use the terms liberal and leftist interchangeably, especially in the default subs.",
"You've both managed to be wrong and come across as a pretentious douche. Well done.",
"Hey I don't come to your job and smack the keyboard out of your fat fingers do I?",
"My fingers are pretty svelte though.",
"You red commie socialist mantis",
"It hasn't been good since Rob Corddry and Steve Carrel left. ",
"I like him. He's a stand up comedian with a literal desk job reading the news. Jon Stewart wasn't all that great at it when he first started, I think people are really looking at his tenure with rose colored glasses. Stewart had to grow into his role, and Noah is doing the same.",
"But he has a British accent so he’s smart! Everything he says is correct!",
"the show is a shock collar to prevent wrong think disguised as humor, so no",
"I'm sure Trevor is a progressive.",
"More than jangling a pair of keys expecting me to be entertained for hours. Not everyone is so easily impressed.",
"Uhm... He's South African.",
"Trump is the most powerful man in the world. Of course he is the biggest topic!",
"Now?",
"Svelte, very nice.",
"> [In an interview with Ashley Webster, Baio described President Barack Obama as being \"either dumb, a Muslim, or a Muslim sympathizer, and I don't think he's dumb\".](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Baio#Political_views)\n\nHe's also a Sandy Hook/Charlottesville truther.",
"I still miss Craig Kilbourn.",
"It's strange but I prefer Trevor over John. I think it might be an age thing, but I don't find John's segment that good. Trevor is killing in it. He is informative, funny and adds a global perspective.",
"\"I don't like this\"\n\nIs an opinion.",
"Have the Daily Show's ratings recovered since Jon Stewart left yet?",
"Colbert?",
"Like a page out of Mad magazine, except more desperate to appeal to... anybody.\n\n",
"I told you, when shooting from 400 yards you have to adjust for windage.",
"People just need to give Trevor a chance. 10 or 11 yeas from now he could be a Carson Daily levels.",
"A show based on the news talking non stop about a person who deliberately puts himself on the news every chance he gets?\n\n\nHe has one joke because trump keeps setting him up with those soft balls. ",
"So did somebody else run this ad to make fun of the Daily Show or did they run it? Because if they ran it, I can't tell if they are just being shamelessly honest or trying to parody what people would say about the show. Because this really does describe the show...",
"If it were a show about the news, there are millions of other things that happen in the news every day they could talk about, but they don't. It's a show about Trump. That's like watching a football game and saying it's a show about all sports. ",
"It's a picture of a New York Times add. There are several hundred thousand printed and in circulation. Someones twitter page isn't the source. ",
"so was he supposed to send me a newspaper then?",
"No, it\"s a sports highlight reel that's all about football because for the last year the football teams have all decided to do something unignorably stupid every game. ",
"Who has done something unignorably stupid? The news or Trump? Because you said it's a show about the news and not about Trump. ",
"Trump does something unignorably stupid every time the spotlight shifts from him.\n\nThe president of the United States saying something stupid is big news. Just because he does it every other day doesn't make it smaller news. You would need some disaster to trump it. And what does trump do? He hijacks it. Building on fire in London? Let's talk trash about the mayor. North korea testing icbms? Better out childish the man child. \n\n\nIt's his entire strategy and it works. Get people to call him an idiot by actually acting like one, then play the victim card to garner support. It's a testament to both our good nature and naivete that people still leap to defend him.\n\n\nHe wants these shows to attack him. He forces them to. "
] | 59 | pics | Daily Show full page Oscar-style “Dishonest Media Awards” consideration ad in the New York Times. |
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/r/pics/comments/7ocngj/my_dad_found_a_pearl_in_a_store_bought_oyster/ | [
"Step 2: Profit!",
"With my limited understanding of all things mussels, I'm surprised I don't hear about this happening more often ",
"My dad has been eating oysters each Christmas he’s been alive and this is a first for him!",
"low grade pearls I think are actually fairly common, but its certain types of high grade ones that are a lot pricier.\n\nsaw something about how very few people can see the proper color spectrum to grade pearls professionally."
] | 4 | pics | My dad found a pearl in a store bought oyster. |
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/r/pics/comments/7ocqvo/man_tax/ | [
"I feel like there has to be some context to this, like it is a joke or they are doing satire, because this is too bonkers to be real at face value.",
"wait till you see the white man tax",
"Reverse sexism",
"So \"identify\" as a female, watch their head spin as they try to figure out whether to be pro-LGBT or misandrous.",
"Nothing reverse about it. It's just sexism",
"ur fkin kidding me this has to be satire",
"Portland.",
"\"A Manhattan pharmacy has begun charging its male customers an extra 7 percent “man tax” as a protest against gender-based income inequality.\"\n\nSo they're driving their so-called higher paid male clientele away, while simultaneously giving the remaining customers a 7% discount. \n*Some protest...*\n\n"
] | 8 | pics | Man Tax |
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/r/pics/comments/7ocsfp/lotr_fan_in_turkey/ | [
"Is that Smaug chasing the Fellowship? Bit of a mashup there.",
"Thank god you circled it.",
"Well, I wouldn't try and pass him.",
"Well I didn't want people to miss any of it due to heavy dust on the car or red stoplight on the top :P"
] | 4 | pics | LOTR fan in Turkey |
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/r/pics/comments/7ocu2o/looked_up_while_skiing_and_had_to_get_a_shot_of/ | [
"OP fell down.",
"...maybe",
"Nature's way of reminding you to look up, I suppose."
] | 3 | pics | Looked up while skiing and had to get a shot of the branches above me |
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/r/pics/comments/7ocurx/ghost_train/ | [
"ticket please",
"It’ll cost ya",
"Outstanding pic. ",
"Thank you!!",
"Everyone knows the only way to beat a ghost train, is to [suplex it!](https://youtu.be/2u84cH_bmTA?t=17)",
"That was the greatest comment I’ve come across. Take my upvote!",
"She's a ghost?",
"There’s a girl in the photo? "
] | 8 | pics | Ghost train |
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/r/pics/comments/7ocx0f/a_temple_covered_in_ash_from_a_volcanic_eruption/ | [
"Ah, Blighttown.",
"I thought I was looking at a Diablo game there for a second.",
"Somebody got lazy and quit after only colorizing the people",
"Well most of the temple was painted gray to begin with. This only looks cool because the sky is overcast and gray.",
"I can't be sure, but this may be the same area? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQtkoLxqUNQ",
"There is a video of a bunch of people dying from this incident days before the photo ",
"What temple is it? "
] | 7 | pics | A temple covered in ash from a volcanic eruption in Japan |
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/r/pics/comments/7ocxx0/found_this_picture_of_my_best_friend_that_passed/ | [
"Sorry for your loss. Someone in r/PhotoshopRequest might be able to help ",
"That image is almost icon size. Do you have a bigger one?",
"/u/Zozzlepuff, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not request a photoshop/edit. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/Zozzlepuff&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7ocxx0/found_this_picture_of_my_best_friend_that_passed/?context=10\\))"
] | 3 | pics | Found this picture of my best friend that passed away a year ago. He’s in the middle and I’m on the left. Can someone help clean this pic up for me? |
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/r/pics/comments/7ocylt/this_boat_washed_ashore_on_the_coastline_of_ostio/ | [
"Wow, that thing is wrecked. Ship happens I guess.",
"That’s a stern assumption",
"Much smaller than the last Italian boat that washed ashore.",
"Yeah yeah, where’s Mary Ann and Ginger?",
"The one that the boat fell off. ",
"I wonder how much cocaine is in there",
"Take a bow, sir."
] | 6 | pics | This boat washed ashore on the coastline of Ostio, Italy. |
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/r/pics/comments/7od12x/my_dad_said_this_looks_like_a_burnt_pierced_wiener/ | [
"This is why you don't stick wieners in the microwave",
"How many burnt, pierced wieners has your dad seen?",
"I think he’s on reddit somewhere, I just don’t know specificity where.",
"I have no clue."
] | 4 | pics | My dad said this looks like a burnt pierced wiener. |
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/r/pics/comments/7od1tz/got_this_scary_email_from_comcasti_guess_i_need/ | [
"Oh hell naw, Ajit was right?!?",
"Some evil shit is on its way...",
"Got the same one.",
"/u/sohamboy, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/sohamboy&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7od1tz/got_this_scary_email_from_comcasti_guess_i_need/?context=10\\))"
] | 4 | pics | Got this scary email from Comcast..I guess I need to watch out for my future bills. |
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/r/pics/comments/7od2li/what_emilia_clarke_looks_like_without_makeup/ | [
"better than she does with makeup.",
"https://i.ytimg.com/vi/oe9uK9QGCUI/hqdefault.jpg",
"M'lady.",
"I still wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.",
"This image has the same flaw that *every* picture of her has: \n\nMy wiener isn't touching her. ",
"M'akeup",
"Still amazing. ",
"I like her better like this.",
"Natural beauty",
"I could care less",
"Still gorgeous. Got it. ",
"a solid 6",
"Boy they must use a lot of hair makeup on that dragon show",
"Spoiler alert: still beautiful.",
"Probably because an army of eunuch warriors would murder you for sneaking into her bed in the first place.",
"It's just a portrait photo of an actress. This is stupid.",
"Is this supposed to be surprising or somthing? She still looks great. Only dumb whores need fakeup. ",
"Absolutely beautiful",
"This is still one of my all-time favorite phrases.",
"or hogging the blankets",
"Why stating the obvious?",
"I might kick her out of bed for eating crackers, that's how you get ants in your bed.",
"Is that a spinoff of *That 70’s Show*?",
"Most actors and actresses wear makeup. ",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om7O0MFkmpw",
"Why do people spread such nonsense. She looks great without makeup, but saying she looks better is dishonest. You probably just prefer a \"natural\" look like this: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/dd/82/e4/dd82e477ba1d259027ad0433cd21b8b7.jpg\n\nBut, such a natural look actually is quite hard to master. And it requires makeup.",
"Come on man, who are you trying to impress? Women don't wear makeup because they are trying to look worse. ",
"Very plain",
"That only if there are ants in your house. And then you have bigger problems. ",
"Funny that only women need makeup. Men are naturally beautiful. ",
"So you're telling me that a woman who looks pretty on television also looks pretty in real life? Mind blown!! /s",
"What about in the mouth!?",
"Gang wars",
"I have a picture of a piece of dog shit. Does your wein want to touch that too? ",
"damn.",
"> Still gorgeous. GoT it.\n\n",
"If the dog shit is on her body, then I'll seriously consider it.",
"Anyone who needs more comments can look through all these reposts:\n\ntitle | points | age | /r/ | comnts\n:--|:--|:--|:--|:--\n[Emilia Clarke Al Natural \\(No Makeup\\)](http://www.reddit.com/r/Images/comments/1i6kbe/emilia_clarke_al_natural_no_makeup/) | 290 | 4^yrs | Images | 37\n[Emilia Clarke from Game Of Thrones with no makeup](http://www.reddit.com/r/Celebs/comments/1bz3mj/emilia_clarke_from_game_of_thrones_with_no_makeup/) | 175 | 4^yrs | Celebs | 6\n[Emilia Clarke from Game Of Thrones with no makeup](http://www.reddit.com/r/PrettyGirls/comments/1bysfk/emilia_clarke_from_game_of_thrones_with_no_makeup/) | 245 | 4^yrs | PrettyGirls | 13\n[Emilia Clarke from Game Of Thrones with no makeup](http://www.reddit.com/r/Faces/comments/1byrlb/emilia_clarke_from_game_of_thrones_with_no_makeup/) | 52 | 4^yrs | Faces | 3\n[Emilia Clarke from GOT without makeup \\(XPOST FROM R/PICS\\) I think this is actually no makeup!](http://www.reddit.com/r/MakeupAddiction/comments/1byh8s/emilia_clarke_from_got_without_makeup_xpost_from/) | 558 | 4^yrs | MakeupAddiction | 93\n[Emilia Clarke from Game Of Thrones with no makeup.](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1by450/emilia_clarke_from_game_of_thrones_with_no_makeup/) | 4193 | 4^yrs | pics | 3339\n[Emilia Clarke Al Natural \\(No Makeup\\)](http://www.reddit.com/r/gentlemanboners/comments/14q12y/emilia_clarke_al_natural_no_makeup/) | 2008 | 5^yrs | gentlemanboners | 241\n[Emilia Clarke no makeup](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/6mdltx/emilia_clarke_no_makeup/) | 20 | 5^mos | pics | 21\n[Emilia Clarke with no makeup.](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/63u91k/emilia_clarke_with_no_makeup/) | 222 | 9^mos | pics | 68\n[Emilia Clarke Without Makeup](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/5qv1f6/emilia_clarke_without_makeup/) | 6378 | 11^mos | pics | 462\n[Emilia Clarke from Game Of Thrones with no makeup.](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/56hyso/emilia_clarke_from_game_of_thrones_with_no_makeup/) | 1253 | 1^yr | pics | 123\n[Emilia Clarke from Game Of Thrones... without makeup](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/33fyvi/emilia_clarke_from_game_of_thrones_without_makeup/) | 69 | 2^yrs | pics | 38\n[Emilia Clarke. Natural.](http://www.reddit.com/r/Celebs/comments/2kzi55/emilia_clarke_natural/) | 1528 | 3^yrs | Celebs | 58\n[Emilia Clarke sans makeup](http://www.reddit.com/r/Celebs/comments/23vale/emilia_clarke_sans_makeup/) | 413 | 3^yrs | Celebs | 36\n[Queen of Dragons \\(Emilia Clarke\\) without makeup](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1uqj6e/queen_of_dragons_emilia_clarke_without_makeup/) | 2556 | 3^yrs | pics | 857\n[The Khaleesi from Game of Thrones without makeup](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1mvaep/the_khaleesi_from_game_of_thrones_without_makeup/) | 1825 | 4^yrs | pics | 688\n[Emilia Clarke without any makeup.](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1m1pby/emilia_clarke_without_any_makeup/) | 179 | 4^yrs | pics | 24\n[Emilia Clarke with no makeup](http://www.reddit.com/r/Celebs/comments/65zn9f/emilia_clarke_with_no_makeup/) | 489 | 8^mos | Celebs | 16\n\n*[Source: karmadecay](http://karmadecay.com/r/Images/comments/56i1lv/emilia_clarke_from_game_of_thrones_with_no_makeup/)*",
"Dishonest? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. ",
"*whoosh*",
"Who tf is emilia clarke? Good looking early 20 smth, well done. Now can we concentrate on the fact that there are more overweight people on this planet than malnourished people?",
"kinky!",
"Yes exactly :P",
"no, but alot of women dont prefer their natural look. also this is reddit, last thing im trying to do is impress anyone lol.",
"Kinda looks stoned here, like she is staring down a bag o' chips.",
"Maybe someday women will wake up and stop wasting money on makeup.",
"> Only dumb whores need fakeup. \n\nSpoken like an expert on dumb whores. But you should really leave your mother out of internet discussions.",
"Even those that do, more often than not wear makeup to accentuate their look.",
"So what... people walk around without makeup all the time all over the dangtblessed planet. Who is this lady not wearing makeup, like most everyone else? *yawn*",
"Would still do. 10/10",
"And crumbs in you crack!",
"Look at dem caterpillars ",
"Very nice woman.\nBut, isn't using a superb photo lens and a nice natural lighting a sort of makeup ? \n ",
"Those are just hidden treats.",
"Alright, now imagine she's going down you, and starts doing shit with her eyebrows....",
"Why else would she be there, Cliff?",
"Still gorgeous?",
"r/sploosh",
"I prefer the \"what Emilia Clarke looks like naked\" memories. All humor aside she is a very beautiful woman.\n ",
"I don’t like crumbs. They're coarse and rough and irritating and get everywhere.\n\nThen they go soggy....",
"The same?",
"She is a very beautiful woman!",
"unless she was unwilling to share, a brother loves crackers too ",
"These are so lame. Beautiful women act like it's some form of bravery to post a picture of themselves without make up while others act surprised that they are still beautiful.\n\nPut on 20 pounds, don't shower and let your face load up with pimples. THEN post a picture.\n\nThat would take some balls. 😂",
"Fucking gorgeous?! Hell yeah! No make up is my jam. Too bad it's not the norm",
"Huh, still gorgeous. Go figure.",
"Why do you care?\n\nEDIT: WHY DO ANY OF YOU CARE GO OUTSIDE",
"hahahah \"without makeup\"",
"How is that even fair to other women",
"I honestly see no makeup in this pic. Care to point out some specifics?",
"Oh man I got a raging data boner...\n\nMore points when GoT showing a new series, later posts don't need to list her from Got in title. Man there's so much 'information' on the internet!",
"You're stupid. ",
"Oh my god who cares",
"Got 'em.",
"How much less?",
"Right? She’s gorgeous, obviously, but she’s wearing makeup in this picture lol this song and dance happens every. Single. Time. This is posted. Plus the lighting plays a huge part in it. ",
"\"without make up\" quote, unquote.",
"Correction: Even more amazing!",
"I would kick her out of bed for eating crackers and would nail her on the floor:)",
"What if she was eating cookies? And didn't share.",
"I'm not a rock scientist but I'd guess it's somewhere on her face.",
"Women should really stop buying / using makeup",
"She looks like FemShep from Mass Effect Andromeda",
"what about one of those granola bars that explodes into infinite crumbs?",
"r/unexpectedprequels",
"Looks like she's still wearing makeup but just look tired. ",
"Last post was 5 months ago so who cares?\n\nAlso, it's pretty hypocritcal of you to post this when you posted about [Anheuser Busch](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/6xabnq/anheuserbusch_shut_down_beer_production_to_can/) canning water 4 months ago. That's one of the most reposted things on reddit.",
"Gottem so bad the dude deleted his account.",
"Still fine as hell",
"I would be more concerned about the dragons, but that army would be a case for concern",
"Totally huggable ",
"Why do you care about him caring?",
"Was anyone expecting her to look anything less than amazing?",
"Oh shiiiii",
"Idk why I'm laughing so hard at this comment ",
"I'm always wary when I see no makeup pics. They can be kind of misleading sometimes, I remember reading some magazine (People i think?) that did some special with celebrities wearing no makeup. In the fine print it said they still had foundation on :/ and even if they aren't wearing makeup its still possible that the photo is retouched. Not hating on Emilia Clarke or any celebrity who posts a no makeup pic, this photo really does look genuine. I'm just going on a rant because I've seen a lot of \"no makeup\" pics floating around on Reddit lately. I think it can be somewhat harmful when people don't question the legitimacy of a photo like this whatsoever. \n\nEdit: fixed spelling error ",
"No, you get ants in bed by being Jon Snow.",
"So what you're saying is op deserves gold?",
"They deleted there whole account, /u/Shurdus absolutely rekt em",
"You don't have much sex do you ? Either that or you're 11",
"That's funny because he fucked his aunt.",
"No idea who she is or what she looks like with makeup. ",
"Gorgeous ",
"fucking beautiful",
"I would be the father of her dragons even if that face was paired with chronic morning halitosis 😍",
"So, beautiful?",
"\"Strong eyebrow muscles on this one\" \n\n-- Dragonstone Maester over the din of a raging storm",
"\"Still beautiful\". WTF did you people expect her to look like?!?",
"Did you mean \"wary\", or are you exceedingly tired of seeing no-makeup pictures?",
"She's a young, attractive white girl. Of course she looks just fine without makeup. She has pleasant features, otherwise she wouldn't be a popular actress.",
"Their",
"and?\n",
"Unless crackers was my brother’s middle name",
"Oh whatever. Nobody looks hot after they've been to the gym and have sweaty, greasy hair and are yelling at paps to get out of their face.",
"The magic of the meta!",
"Got 'em",
"uh, if it was GOT, then would it not be Aunts?",
"It is a funnier statement when you change ants to aunts.",
"but how do you actually know she's wearing make up? I don't spot anything that would indicate it. i also know a few girls that don't put shit on their face, yet look like they spent some time in front of the mirror. some people just look like it",
"I just was skeptical why all of a sudden she become a trend on Reddit. I was right. She is a top billed cast of Solo: Star Wars which is going to be playing in theaters in May. \n\nStill, I don’t like this warm up sneaky social media ads. And yes she is pretty. So?",
"Makeup is overrated.",
"We've all seen her naked.",
"This.... Doesn't refute his point.",
"Worth it.",
"That's Obama. ",
"You're saying she is pretty?",
"So if Jon Snow eats crackers in bed, does he get aunts too?",
"Spoiler alert: Edit coming soon with you trying to explain yourself or complaining about the downvotes.",
"Its gotta be there!\n",
"Whoops excuse my spelling, and I guess both. It's easy for people ,myself included, to compare themselves to photos like these and if we've learned anything from the past few months it's that Hollywood isn't exactly filled with the most honest people. All I'm trying to say is I think it's important to approach all these kinds of photos from major influencers with a healthy dose of skepticism. Otherwise you could be holding yourself to an unrealistic standard. ",
"You have seen her body double naked.",
"The hero we deserve",
"Still peng af",
"That's a very fair sentiment. I asked purely out of desire for understanding - not intending to be a dick.\n\n\n\nIt's definitely true that images like the above can be misleading - as you said regarding \"fine print\". It's also not healthy to directly compare oneself to those who are working in an industry driven *heavily* by physical attractiveness as an employable trait. There are occasional outliers, but the joke about how the \"ugly girl\" in a sitcom is still gorgeous exists for a reason.",
"I like her look way better this way.",
"Lighting has a lot to do with how a person looks to, as does resolution, sharpness of focus, etc...\n\nIt's a fair point that \"no makeup\" is not the same as \"looks like this when she wakes up in the morning\"",
"the person who made a point of publishing photos of her without makeup obviously thought it was surprising or they wouldn't have made a point of it.",
"Not sure who she is, but she should do do more often!",
"I actually think she looks hotter on the left.",
"Oh I didn't think your comment was dickish at all haha I realized I could have elaborated more and yeah I guess comparing oneself to the mother of dragons is definitely a guaranteed blow to the self-esteem ",
"She looks like a person?",
"Yes.",
"Girls look so much more beautiful without make up",
"Spoiler alert: Edit: Spoiler alert edited",
"It's gonna be hard to beat this one ",
"Damn. So this pic is at least 4 yrs old, but it's still being posted today like the pic was taken recently? 🤣",
"Now you reposted it again ",
"Looks even younger without makeup. A head turner with or without being made up.",
"Still better looking than your ass face.\n",
"It's so funny how many people don't understand what posts like this are about.",
"Waterproof makeup is a thing.",
"I’d wake up next to that",
"I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for dumping 10 bags of Cheetos and jumping around in them. ",
"Im sorry to hear you are so lonely.",
"Beautiful. ",
"Who's Emilia Clarke?",
"You didn't even change the title",
"I wish I could upvote you more than once for this.",
"Such a facial-able face ",
"So this is what love feels like",
"Looks totally baked lol",
"Real no-makeup pics can be horrifying. Quite some time ago there were some imgur galleries floating around reddit of pornstars without makeup. That's not to say it ruined my ability to jerk off to those women. It. did. not.",
"Also HBO just made a Game of Thrones season announcement that was on top of r/all",
"They weren't gonna bone her anyway",
"Still gorgeous!",
"She looks a lot like my friend Masha",
"> A total dog face.\n\nRight!\n\n",
"I have no idea who this is or what she looks like with makeup.",
"It is known",
"You're still an ass face.",
"I have no issues with being a white knight but you're the one butt hurt about being pathetic.",
"Still a fox",
"Such a beautiful critter",
"Literally still has a ton of makeup.",
"But Crackers was such a sweet dog...",
"Oh for sure, I definitely agree there's a lot of different factors that play into a person's appearance. I guess what irks me about photos like these is that most of the time the celebrities that are posting these photos try to play it off as \"look I'm beautiful in my own skin so you should feel just as beautiful in your own\" but fail to mention the team of photographers, hair stylists, beauticians, PR guys, lighting used, etc.. They may not flat out say \" I look like this when I wake up\" but they definitely want the picture to be interpreted that way ",
"Dog, one time I was looking at a gallery of celebrities with and without makeup *side by side*. The Ellen Degeneres one had such contrast I didn’t get what was going on. \n\nWhen it hit me I laughed harder and longer then I ever had in my entire life. My abs were in my back. ",
"Honestly, she's even more beautiful because these is nothing bad there to cover up with makeup, it just enhances her features",
"Don't believe it one second",
"Whats a comparison photo with makeup?",
"She still pretty.",
"I'm a lady and I don't see any",
"Holy shit she looks like Emilia Clarke",
"I would stop buying crackers.",
"Still perfect.",
"To be fair, she wouldn't be eating crackers, she likes her men with a little more color. ",
"If you want to see something really whoreifying... [porn stars with/without makeup.](https://www.google.com/amp/www.nydailynews.com/amp/life-style/porn-stars-makeup-gallery-1.1286228)",
"Makeup is especially useful for older people. You can use it to cover dark circles under your eyes, dark places on your cheeks (your cheeks become less plump) and plump up your lips to look more like when you were younger.\n\nEmilia is young enough that she doesn't need any of this. I'm looking at the photos and don't see make-up. \n\nI'm one of the people who pointed out the last \" makeup free\" person was actually wearing eyeliner and lipstick. So if I saw something I would say. It doesn't really matter one way or the other.",
"So you're saying, even I could be a porn stars",
"Ok",
"I actually think like half of them look better without makeup tbh. ",
"So, let's hear what you think this post is about? ",
"I guess we’ll never know. ",
"Except that one redhead who without makeup looked 20 years younger and was cute as fuck.",
"[I'm only saying this because I care, but you have no idea what you're talking about](http://karmadecay.com/r/funny/comments/6xgvtt/anheuserbusch_is_now_labeling_bud_light/).\n\nLooks like I posted it first, then it was reposted once. Great job yo.",
"My God... I think... I think I have a new fetish. ",
"I prefer women with no make up. This is HER. ",
"i usually follow it up with mentioning that my cat’s name is Crackers. ",
"Nigga, that's too far.",
"How 3rd grade of you.",
"um... everyone looks like shit after something physically exhausting that makes them sweat like a pig lol ",
"That's an inside the head thought. ",
"I agree. These photos get fucking boring.",
"It should be obvious. These posts and news articles show up throughout the year every so often and almost every one is about seeing the raw beauty and features of one or more women who are considered very attractive with makeup on to show how they look without it and how attractive they are sans the makeup. From time to time there are articles put out mostly by rumor mags like the national enquirer types that would rather try and portray actresses and models without makeup as being grotesque and frightening but that's nothing more than some spiteful and angry troll with a column trying to find 15 minutes of power to feel better about themselves.",
"And who is this? Should I care? ",
"So basically the same but a 12 year old",
"That other Guy was hotter...",
"women: what exactly is wrong with this?",
"Still a goddess 😍",
"Haha sorry Gal....",
"In the head, yes that works too",
"She is incredibly beautiful.",
"Elle Alexandra? She's the only one that can POSSIBLY fit that bill. Also, I don't know that i've ever seen any of her work. How have I never seen any of her work? I've, uh, I've gotta go... I got some stuff to do...",
"Actually the most beautiful picture of her I've ever seen.",
"You shouldn’t be, rock science is a serious profession",
"Beautiful",
"...and a 28mm lens. ",
"So, tired Emilia Clarke?",
"Looking through [this gallery](http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/porn-stars-makeup-gallery-1.1286228), I can honestly say that I prefer almost every single woman without makeup. The ones that are cute without makeup just look like painted dolls with makeup. It's not better. I actually find it off putting and distancing. And the ones that look unattractive without makeup just look, when the makeup goes on, like not-particularly-attractive women wearing a pile of makeup. Pornstar makeup is really pretty garish. I'll take the \"girl next door\" look anytime. ",
"I see what you did there. To be fair, I’d let John snow in my bed, even if I was his aunt. ",
"Came here to say the same thing. Bloody gorgeous. ",
"Id like to sit down at a kitchen table and have cookies with her.",
"I from future; post delet ",
"Nothing changed ",
"Ill lend a hand.",
"Yeah but check out this picture of Julia Roberts without makeup.\n\n[Yowza](https://imgur.com/a/7Dlmn)",
"Oh gosh buddy. ",
"Hot and the point is?",
"You could be as many a porn stars as days in the year!",
"Not necessarily. Sometimes that shit is hot.",
"Who is Emília Clarke?",
"There is a thing called “no makeup makeup”. From a female perspective her face is very naked in this pic, friend. ",
"Like Scarlett Johansson ",
"https://i.ytimg.com/vi/oe9uK9QGCUI/hqdefault.jpg",
"https://i.ytimg.com/vi/oe9uK9QGCUI/hqdefault.jpg",
"Mmm yes this will do nicely.",
"I am a woman haha I'm aware of everything from natural makeup to full coverage, hell I even pay for flash Sephora shipping. I realize this picture probably wasn't the best to make this sort of argument, it genuinely looks like she's not wearing any and I don't think she is. \n\nI've just seen a lot of no makeup posts on reddit with beautiful female celebrities and I just want to remind people, young women especially, that these influencers aren't always a realistic portrayal of what a real, average, everyday woman with no makeup looks like and that it's okay if you feel like you don't live up to the standards of photos such as these. Because a lot of money can still go into a photo that appears incredibly simple. \n\n",
"Like a person?",
"Nothing more beautiful than a naturally beautiful woman, eh?",
"Wait... THAT'S her?",
"Gorgeous.",
"Never as attractive as you think they are",
"Yep.",
"The point? She is gorgeous.",
"This is a whole new ball game to me... I need to rethink my first dates then.",
"Is she the one with the roller-coaster eyebrows?",
"Season 1 Daenerys. Oh my. ",
"inb4 the Joker without makup",
"i love people that think anyone is fooled by hot chicks without their makeup.\n\nbulletin: we are not.\n\nif you don't look hot without your makeup, you're not hot.\n\nalso not fooled by:\n\n- sweats\n- garbage ghilli suit\n- full on clown suit",
"If there’s ever a live action remake of Dark Crystal, she’s surely a shoe in for Kyra",
"Wow, another healthy young woman with a beautiful face who is *still* beautiful without makeup? How is that even possible?",
"I like spoilers ",
"I would. Eating in bed ought to be a capital crime. ",
"So, still very pretty then. Er... Good to know? ",
"Ooh, that's some good spelling.",
"lovely ❤",
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"Women should not have to “wear the uniform” if they don’t want to",
"are you a guy?\nmost of the no-makeup pics are still makeup but with the \"naked\" look.\n\n",
"From a Samaritans ad, an incredible volunteer group that helps talk with people in the UK:\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im2zLraEI8w\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtjeDEectH8",
"True beauty. English babes ftw. ",
"Plot twist: Crackers is the name of his Jack Russell Terrier",
"Mad jelly?",
"I.e. who cares? The fashion industry is a total fraud.",
"The best look",
"Why do you care about me caring if he cares?",
"A nice, well-polished piece of wood.\n\nLike her acting.",
"Better without it.",
"I really don’t care for makeup. I’ve never found that it makes everyone, beautiful or not, just a little better looking. To me it just adds makeupyness. I can probably be fooled by extremely subtle “natural” looks but the woman I’m married to wears zero and I know this because I watch her get up, and I love it. I’ve had girlfriends who wear makeup and it was always like watching someone paint on a clown face before leaving the house. Like: “whoa! whoa! Why you gotta go and do that?” ",
"Who is she?",
"still Beautiful ",
"is she stoned ?👍🏼",
"HUMAN WOMAN, NEWS AT 11",
"Her left eye is slightly askew. Just like me!\n\nThat's pretty mint.",
"Is she the crazy eyebrows lady? ",
"Yay, somebody noticed.",
"Holy shit she looks like with makeup.",
"I totally agree. I was just offering a simple explanation. And I call everyone friend on here, hope you didn’t take that in a condescending way. \n\nAlso it seems as if every man thinks no makeup is NO MAKEUP, when you and I both know that that can include light mascara and something sheer on the lips. ;) That’s where I was going with my original comment. ",
"Not sure if this is actually no makeup!](http://www.",
"I completely understand where you're coming from, and appreciated the comment! Before I got seriously interested in makeup I had no idea how versatile it can be, and there are definitely a lot of people who don't realize that a natural look can still involve a bit of makeup. ",
"nope, im a girl. and i really mean it when i say some don't wear any and look flawless"
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"Hopefully they speak about Obama's failed presidency (Securing the Trans-Pacific Partnership, Achieving the Iran nuclear deal, Ending combat missions in Afghanistan and Iraq, Closing Guantanamo Bay, Honoring our nation’s veterans)....",
"seriously? ",
"If I didn't know who Letterman was I'd assume he's one of those guys that shouts bible versus at you downtown. ",
"Well there’s a show I won’t be watching ",
"Wow he looks so old now (Letterman.) I remember when he had a morning show in the early 80s, and then switched to late night. He ran a little promo in which he said something like \"Hi, I'm David Letterman, I used to have a little show on tv before you ever woke up in the morning, but now it's going to be on after you've gone to bed.\"\n\nBack in the 80s he was the face and voice of young, hip America. The sarcastic young upstart who stood in contrast to the \"old guard\" represented by Johnny Carson.\n\nNow he looks like Father Time in a business suit.",
"Username checks out..."
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"There are a lot more spices in our Istanbul! ))",
"I know what at least 3 of those are.",
"Spoiler: Those cylinders are not actually filled. There is a smaller cylinder inside the big one to fill space."
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"Congratulations. Do you want a cookie or something?",
"You got cookies?",
"No staff at all on site.",
"In florida you gotta pump ypur own gas aswell ",
"I don't get why it's a big deal either. America is so weird sometimes.",
"No, thanks. They’ll take a biscuit tho. ",
"But do you have staff at the station?",
"Ya it's cool, nobody shouts at you for smoking or using your phone. ",
"Gotta buy gum",
"They have drive through cash machines though",
"You can't at these. There is no shop/kiosk.",
"Is what I mean",
"They're missing a trick there. Vending machine by each pump would rake it in",
"Yeah inside the actual store. I didnt notice there wasent one in the pic ",
"Pay At The Pump is wonderful; no queuing with other humans equally confused as to what is taking so long at the front.",
"Not a big deal. Just hilarious that 2 states still have full service and they think if customers have to pump their own gas, they will all die.",
"Or-uh-gone \n\nSay it! Say chowdah!",
"Worked at an ASDA store,with a petrol station like this.All done by cards.Easy for everyone. ",
"No, they just turn off the pumps (Even though there is no evidence of a phone causing an explosion).",
"I would like someone to pump my gas for me. "
] | 20 | pics | Hey Oregon. In the UK we have completely unmanned gas stations. |
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/r/pics/comments/7od80z/i_googled_picture_of_polar_vortex_i_got_a_polar/ | [
"Curious to see the shot this guy took.",
"Well, we're halfway there",
"Probably be anticlimactic. ",
"The old lady next to the camera man seems to be enjoying the view.",
"Girl on the left has the look of \"ugh. She does this every year.\""
] | 5 | pics | " I googled picture of " (Polar Vortex) I got a polar bear plunge ^ and some guy getting the shot of his life''' |
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/r/pics/comments/7od88p/nissan_dealership_sent_me_this_handy_guide_to/ | [
"How ironic!",
"I would send the “guide” in with the survey. They would probably like to see how it’s being “suggested”.",
"I never respond to post-transaction polls these days.",
"I usually ignore them as well because there's nothing in it for me, but this was a whole new level of pushiness.",
"I just let the survey link expire, and when they texted me to ask if I had completed it yet I plainly told them no.",
"I do if it is a brand I like - or want to survive.",
"I only bother if the brand offers me some kind of compensation. For example, Papa Murphy's gives you a couple bucks off your next pizza or free cookie dough in exchange for about five minutes of your time."
] | 7 | pics | Nissan dealership sent me this handy "guide" to help me complete their after-service survey. Q6c made me chuckle, but I'll be taking my business elsewhere. |
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/r/pics/comments/7od899/uh_how_is_it_cooked/ | [
"Cooked with some butter ;)",
"One MILF please! Soaked.",
"Special sauce?",
"It's like Papa Murphy's pizza, take and bake... but in your butt",
"In the corn hole obviously.",
"Spit-roasted",
"If you put it in the corn hole long enough, it'll pop.",
"Why is it steaming? Where did it just come out of?!",
"GETTHATCORNOUTOFMYFACE",
"Cornographic imagery should have a NSFW tag.",
"Internally",
"I like it raw",
"Designer: \"Your logo will cost $500.\"\n\nStand Owner: \"$500? Screw that! my kid could a logo for way less.\"\n\nKid: \"Sure, dad. I'll make you a logo. Heh.\"",
"Cooked with extreme friction.",
"I was just about to post that you shouldn't ask for the special sauce.",
"It's raw, dog."
] | 16 | pics | Uh, how is it cooked? |
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/r/pics/comments/7odbzp/pure_derp_loved_by_so_many_today_we_say_good_bye/ | [
"I wish you and yours strength in this difficult time, and am sorry for your loss.",
"Lost my lab after 15 years a couple months ago. Vet gave me some words that were surprising comforting...\"If it was an easy decision, you waited too long\" God bless",
"I am sorry for your loss",
"So sorry for your loss. Happened to me in 2015; she was my best friend, and I thought I was going to lose my mind there for a while. Go through the stages, don't hold back. It will be okay enough to live with after a while.\n\n[A Dog's Purpose (2017)](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1753383/)",
"/u/soupkitchencats, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not be designed to elicit sympathy. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/soupkitchencats&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7odbzp/pure_derp_loved_by_so_many_today_we_say_good_bye/?context=10\\))",
"That is very comforting, Thank you. He was slowly being paralyzed and we did not wait until it bacame a critical and traumatic situation. He passed peacfully while eating liver bites. \n"
] | 6 | pics | Pure derp, loved by so many. Today we say good bye. My heart is shattered. until we meet again my friend. |
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/r/pics/comments/7odf8y/delores_hold_my_calls_please/ | [
"Friggin Delores! ",
"wow...so cute baby\n",
"*Dolores"
] | 3 | pics | Delores, hold my calls, please |
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/r/pics/comments/7odkx8/ahoy_matey/ | [
"It's Marshall!",
"r/aww",
"That's not a firetruck!",
"Whatever this is advertising, I'll take ten please."
] | 4 | pics | Ahoy matey |
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/r/pics/comments/7odlar/i_wish_someone_looked_at_me_the_way_my_cat_looks/ | [
"With a blank empty stare?",
"longingly, like their going to murder you..",
"A dog will love you no matter what.",
"Those eyes tho O.O"
] | 4 | pics | I wish someone looked at me the way my cat looks at his toy |
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/r/pics/comments/7odphb/winter_chill/ | [
"Looks like Calvin has grown up.",
"Sexy, yes, but I bet she's frigid.",
"Thicc",
"Probably cold blooded",
"Crooked ass snow thot ",
"Winter and chill*",
"Next time try a winter weather yoga pose."
] | 7 | pics | Winter Chill. |
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/r/pics/comments/7odpwg/cleaning_out_my_office_and_found_this_gem_no/ | [
"What is this relic of a simpler time?",
"I still have a V2.0, and a V3.0 Disk.",
"Oh man you're way behind. I've got 4.0 installed.",
"It’s not just the save icon! "
] | 4 | pics | Cleaning out my office and found this gem “No Wonder It’s #1” |
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/r/pics/comments/7odqo2/what_happened_this_always_makes_me_so_curious/ | [
"Some subs have super restrictive rules. So they delete any which don't follow these.",
"Hadn’t thought of moderators. The first comment did get to 14k before being deleted, so it must have been something relevant or funny though.",
"I think this was the anti obesity drug right? The post was basically saying that drug trials have cured everything.... but only in mice & we don't see it moving on to human trials (because it takes years & years.) So the mods removed it because it wasn't \"sciencey\" but opinion. \n\nGo to r/askhistorians 99.99% of those are all just \"removed\" ",
"That was the post, thanks for clearing it up. If something gets over 1k, it seems like the mods would realize it’s relevant to the people viewing the post.",
"It might get over 1k upvotes, but still be in violation of the rules, like this one:\n\n>Serious On-Topic Comments Only: No Jokes, Anecdotes, Clutter, or other Digressions.\n\nJokes often get upvoted, despite being against the rules.",
"/u/geraldrx40, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/geraldrx40&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7odqo2/what_happened_this_always_makes_me_so_curious/?context=10\\))"
] | 6 | pics | What happened? This always makes me so curious |
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/r/pics/comments/7odx0i/might_wanna_put_your_hair_up_with_that_shirt/ | [
"She knew what she was doing. That ~~s~~ass~~y~~ minx.",
"I'm sure she looked in the mirror. Whether she can read or not is debatable. ",
"Just telling you where she wants it. ",
"Little did they know when you see the whole shirt it just says ASS.",
"https://youtu.be/5wcKpoAQKj4?t=2m57s",
"So is it boobs or ass. My two heads are confused.",
"G-ASS-Y?\n"
] | 7 | pics | Might wanna put your hair up with that shirt... |
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/r/pics/comments/7oe0ga/view_of_downtown_providence/ | [
"Kind of beautiful in a freeze your nutz off sorta way.",
"Goodbye Superman Building...",
"Is it getting knocked down?",
"Lol your nuts and everything else lol",
"That's the word on the street. ",
"That’s unfortunate."
] | 6 | pics | View of downtown Providence |
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/r/pics/comments/7oe16u/a_bit_of_snowfall_in_canada/ | [
"We got lucky in my town, they were calling for 50+ but only got about 35.",
"Most of our town is closed due to people having trouble leaving their own driveway",
"tiss but a flurry",
"It snowed about half an inch in USA, Indiana today. ",
"Everything shut down here yesterday afternoon, it tapered off earlier than predicted for us ",
"Do I see a tail light? That sucks.",
"Protip: throw boiling water at it. ",
"Unfortunately yes haha, took me 3 hours to get my car free"
] | 8 | pics | A bit of snowfall in Canada |
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/r/pics/comments/7oe1hy/gave_me_a_minor_heart_attack_while_gardening/ | [
"The original cabbage patch kids",
"Hi I'm Chucky, wanna play?!",
"/r/nope",
"What IS that thing??",
"Baby doll head. It’s like ceramic or something.",
"Yeesh.",
"I'm guessing the bloated spider body is tucked underneath out of view.",
"I know exactly how I'm going to freak out my neighbour now. Thanks. Will watch from my window. ",
"Make sure to take a video.",
"OP is planting cabbages, obviously.",
"This reminds me of when Connie Conehead [thought we treat their species as produce] (https://youtu.be/OwRB0_tU1HM)",
"I didn't know you could grow mandrakes that easily ",
"Good thing you have two hearts then!",
"Be careful when you pull that out. Those mandrakes can kill.",
"Death serious: it kinda looks like my baby sister",
"Trying to figure out how many and who to do this to. So many choices, thank you. ",
"Just an 80’s cabbage patch. ",
"Don't forget your ear protection! That mandrake is about to pop off!",
"Gardening is supposed to be a relaxing activity but nevertheless can be full of surprises! ",
"That's not cabbage.",
"You found the Cabbage Patch!",
"By any chance is that a reference to The Dark Tower?"
] | 22 | pics | Gave me a minor heart attack while gardening... |
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/r/pics/comments/7oe4pc/saw_this_on_a_semi_truck_driving_today_lets_help/ | [
"www.russianwifefinder.com ",
"If I could only help myself first...",
"740 is Ohio",
"/u/besidesthat, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule III - No personal information, personal social media accounts.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/besidesthat&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7oe4pc/saw_this_on_a_semi_truck_driving_today_lets_help/?context=10\\))"
] | 4 | pics | Saw this on a semi truck driving today, let's help this guy out. |
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/r/pics/comments/7oe580/this_was_jeff_bezos_office_in_1999_everyone/ | [
"I found this on Twitter. Tweeted by @APompliano\n\n",
"Your chances of success are little to none, give up. ",
"He was already a billionaire at this point or at least that's what I read when it was posted earlier this week. "
] | 4 | pics | This was Jeff Bezos' office in 1999. Everyone starts somewhere. Keep going. |
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/r/pics/comments/7oe5qx/now_every_drink_can_be_from_the_90s/ | [
"I like the design",
"So did the 90's!",
"But I've got shorts with that design!\n\nOh.. Oh okay ._."
] | 3 | pics | Now every drink can be from the 90s! |
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/r/pics/comments/7oec05/this_delorean_got_rear_ended_then_burst_into/ | [
"You’ll need no roads where your going... R.I.P. 😢",
"or did it just come back............",
"If your as sad as I am about this picture maybe this will cheer you up.. [Delorean daydream.](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ) ",
"death to you, infidel ",
"Don’t cross the streams.",
"my soul... its crying.",
"Considering that's where [the Mr. Fusion](https://i.imgur.com/8aEjZ3g.png) was installed, I'd say things could have turned out much worse.",
"In it's parking spot? In a lot?",
"How fast was the guy going?",
"For the love of god, it's when the car hits 88 miles an hour, not when the car gets hit at 88 miles an hour!",
"Mmm. Different film?",
"[time to go to O'Reilly's](https://www.oreillyauto.com/flux-capacitor)",
"Someone tried to make a homemade flux capacitor. ",
"How many Back to the Future jokes will this thread have ",
"JESUS CHRIST, DOC!!!",
"Fucking Libyans or is this from when the train pushed it back to the future from the old west?",
"https://imgur.com/VZDwZSU this one got hit front on and disintegrated. ",
"Maybe if Slimer had rear ended it",
"This looks kind of fake. ",
"The train tracks at least implies it was hit by a train which would change the scenario a bit ",
"I was there with my girlfriend. We saw it happen. Was heavy. ",
"More Than 88",
"Take a look at the username. ",
"DOC!!",
"\"...Well Doc, it's destroyed... Just like you wanted...\" —Marty",
"Well, you were right about one thing, Doc. We *did* see some serious shit.",
"It looks bad, but it ain't dead yet. ",
"Oh man... this is heavy...",
"The driver is in 1956 now",
"Oh that's depressing. Plenty of salvageable parts though.",
"She'll never fly again, Marty.",
"this is what happens if you rupture a flux capacitor.",
"I think that was the joke in the movie, using a piece of shit car for a time machine.",
"No more future for this one.",
"so you think someone cant run into a parked car?",
"The flux capacitor blew!",
"Remember that new sound you were looking for?!",
"And blow it up? You'd have to be going pretty fast to do that. Crazy",
"... all you need is a gas leak and a spark... old rusty fuel line brakes in the impact and a shorted wire. its not like its trying to create a new element.",
"\"girlfriend\"",
"Damn",
"The set of BTTF3 if I had to guess.",
"About 1.21 billion",
"You know I wanted to say that too...\n\n\nDidn't feel confident in that guess though ",
"😩",
"There's almost zero structural damage to the back of that car. The bumper and rear quarter panels are all intact and appear undamaged... it's like someone when back in time and set the car on fire. My money's on old man Biff.",
"dammit Biff!!!",
"Not really, the flux capacitor is stored in the back and its not exactly well protected..",
"You disintegrated Einstein!!",
"He saw some serious shit",
"[so.. how many are left now?](http://dmctalk.org/showthread.php?2561-Actual-number-of-DeLoreans-left-in-USA-and-map-of-where-they-are)",
"In a parking spot ?",
"Someone close the doors. It makes it look like it feels the pain",
"Pick up more flux for the capacitor while you're there.",
"He was moving at 87mph so close ",
"Great Scott!",
"But isn't this nuclear?!",
"....",
"Not Fun Fact: Adult Biff was based on Trump. "
] | 59 | pics | This DeLorean got rear ended.... then burst into flames |
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/r/pics/comments/7oecg2/this_witcher_3_screenshot_looks_like_real_life/ | [
"It doesn't. At all.\n\nBut it does look good, I'll give you that",
"Doesn't look like MY real life. I see grey, ice, snow, salt, asphalt.",
"I'd say it looks more like a painting, which imo is even more impressive!",
"Nope. Real life doesn't have so much bloom.\nIt's pretty though, without a doubt.\n"
] | 4 | pics | This Witcher 3 Screenshot Looks Like Real Life |
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/r/pics/comments/7oedke/my_little_sister_made_a_flowchart_for_making/ | [
"WE CANT GET TO MAKE 9 CUPS!",
"Yeah she was too proud of it that I couldn't bring myself to call it to her attention",
"I’m confused. If multiple people are home and only 1 person wants coffee, why would you make 3 cups? Not a coffee drinker so might be a stupid question ",
"Depends on how much coffee per cup. My family tends to drink large cups, so if you want 2, then a three cup pot would suffice. However, I personally would go 2 k-cups"
] | 4 | pics | My little sister made a flowchart for making coffee |
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/r/pics/comments/7oedmr/mummy_look_what_i_found/ | [
"well that's pretty crazy. \n\nis the OP really the one who found it? if so i have a lot of questions. \n\nfor one, did you mark the spot where you found it?",
"People in Egypt used to use mummy remains as household fire fuel. They burn really well like coal apparently. ",
"Maybe it is a real Egyptian mummy ",
"/r/thathappened",
"I didn’t find it. Some guy I had met while traveling in India did. It had just popped up on my Facebook feed today. He was a pretty intrepid guy (I have some stories), so I can’t say I’m that surprised to see him holding a preserved human appendage two inches from his face. ",
"Hey, man. Maybe, maybe not. All I know is this popped up on my newsfeed today amongst other pictures of his trip to Egypt. ",
"Or someone murdered in the desert a few decades ago...."
] | 7 | pics | Mummy, look what I found! |
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/r/pics/comments/7oedz6/father_and_son_decides_to_get_in_shape_together/ | [
"*jesus christ* I can’t even decide which one of you looks better!",
"A lot of father-son bonding time spent in the gym there.",
"Good for them!",
"This looks like the premise for a new Stephen Chow movie.\n",
"Holy shit snacks! How long did that take? However long, it's impressive as fuck. Well done!\n\nNow I'm just gonna hobble back over to my weight bench...",
"It's not OP, ya dingus.",
"It's not OP, ya dingus.\n\n",
"Looks like when I bulge my belly. I doubt these pics. ",
"Judging by the addition of a playpen in the background, i think one of them cheated and just gave birth. ",
"Normal guys don't talk like that so I assume you're a female.",
"hey this is really cool!",
"They are both puffing out their stomach in the top pic, but the son is shredded AF!\n\nAnd, yes, beardygroom, we know it’s not OP",
"IT'S NOT OP! NEXT!",
"This comment is going to sound *almost* as autistic as yours, but while \"gender linguistics\" exists, it doesn't support your statement at all. Also you sound weird",
"...\n\nDid you...\n\n\nDID YOU JUST ASSUME THEIR GENDER!?!?!?!?!!?\n\n\nRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE",
"But the pants are now to big (when they were fat) to fit the thin father and son",
"It's not OP, ya dingus.",
"Must be weird knowing your dads gonna get a ton of pussy from your mom after this.",
"And all they needed was a baby playpen ",
"I need 20 [OC]s for FREE. STILL LOOKING!!!",
"It looks like a baby was born during the time they were getting in shape. Maybe that was their motivation.",
"\"Putting that play pen together was harder than we thought.\"",
"Dad is most impressive.",
"you sound weird",
"I'm still curious, ya dongus!",
"Even more incredibly, they did this in just 6 months. Dad looks a good 20 years younger.\n\nHere's the whole family: [Before and after.](https://i.imgur.com/lCMRaKs.png)\n\n\n[Story](http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/03/family-spends-6-months-working-together-fitspo-ever-need-7199350/)",
"Your definition of autism is weird.",
"This reminds me of Rick and Summer getting buff to beat on jagoffs.",
"Maybe a dingus ate their baby?",
"6 months?! That's fantastic, they must have really dedicated themselves.",
"The dad lost a lot of weight in his face. Really makes a difference.",
"Only 18? NEXT!",
"The son's in good shape, but definitely not 'shredded af'. \n\nEdit* downvoted for stating an observation.. must have triggered some fat people.",
"It's not ya dingus, OP.\n",
"I feel like daughter cheated a bit.",
"Your definition of normal is abnormal and irrelevant. ",
"The witchus is dead. ",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-nd34iAK9Y",
"Step 1: get rid of your kids and their toys.",
"Your username is weird.",
"Yes, person of which I do not know the gender",
"In the first picture, both are like 'meh'. In the second picture, dad is still like 'meh', son is thinking \"COME AT ME BRUH\". ",
"I like how the dad is yawning in the before picture.\n\nEdit: is cakeday the anniversary of my account creation?",
"Using calling men \"guys\" and then women \"females\" in the same sentence smh.",
"The jaw line changes in both of them is pretty amazing.",
"I can clearly tell by this comment that you're a 29 year old woman from Hoboken, New Jersey. You're 5'3\" 112 lbs, and smoke cigarettes.\n\nI am a master of deduction so you don't need to bother to confirm that I'm correct.",
"So you just go around making dickish comments then deleting them after you get too many downvotes?",
"Looks like they also added a baby to the family!",
"Yes... yes it is.",
"This is heartwarming.",
"I want the karate kid style montage now",
"My dad is overweight and I'm starting to gain some weight myself so seeing this is like seeing the outcome of what would happen if me and my dad worked out together.",
"6 months and it was the entire family who lost weight\n\nhttp://metro.co.uk/2018/01/03/family-spends-6-months-working-together-fitspo-ever-need-7199350/",
"The dad looks like a completely different person.",
"This checks out. Move along, move along.",
"And redecorate the house!",
"Wow! What an art!",
"Well there is an easy way to tell. In the top picture they had boobs, then In the lower one they didn’t. ",
"Son must have got his mothers areolas.",
"Good for them",
"Maybe the pics are out of order and they both got lazy together. Bonding is bonding.",
"Who knows? Maybe she has abs so huge, it's like an inbuilt shelf! ",
"At least 9 months of it",
"Oh, shit. Cool post. I'm in the midst of losing weight, 40 pounds down so far, so I like posts like these.",
"Father in law ",
"I can't even get my dad to pick up the phone when I call him",
"/r/nothingeverhappens",
"See, I can fit any time. Just not now, now I’m drinking and eating. But some day I’ll put in 6 months work and be totally fine. So back off, wife!",
"Actually, it’s a jackdaw.",
"Just a Trump impression",
"the lighting of the \"after\" photo makes them look like they just came off of a shoot for the \"300.\"",
"Jacki Chin looks good. \n",
"Looks like they had a kid too......",
"Negative Nancy alert ",
"Have you ever seen what 6 months of training 5-6 days a week with a caloric deficit of 1k calories with cardio and weight training with high protein diet looks like? It looks like this. Being skinny before doesn’t mean shit. ",
"How does the dad look more buff than the son is what I’m wondering... it’s like nightwing next to superman ",
"that’s one hell of an assumption. ",
"You seemed to have typed “if” instead of “when”",
"The addition of the crib explains what happen to the bellies.",
"Looks like the cast of a live action Incredibles movie starting Jackie Chan.",
"Total cheat stances. \n\nBro explains: https://youtu.be/8kH9bUCszMM\n\nEDIT: I've seen some shops in my time... ",
"It really isn’t. You can tell in the before pic they already have some muscle mass, and 90% of their transformation is weight loss and ab exercises. I’m 5’10 and went 190lbs to 160 in four months from eating properly alone.",
"Amazing that the son changes his entire identity",
"I prefer to think of this in the opposite order where father and son ate a lot of really good meals together.",
"Look at their bodies closely before. They didn't gain a whole lot of muscles they just lost a lot of weight.",
"Eh, I have visible abs but can push my gut out to exactly where they are in those pictures. It's kind of obvious that they're exaggerating here. It's still great progress though, just not as insanely impressive for the time frame.\n\nEdit: guys, nobody's trying to erase the work they put in, but making yourself look five months pregnant for before pics when you normally don't walk around like that isn't exactly in the spirit of progress pics. ",
"Is there a more in depth guide/a name for this type of program?",
"Now they’re both ZADDY AF!",
"Gotta call this one out. They're pushing out their bellies in the first photo - especially the son. This is a tactic done in 90% of before/after shots you'll see in marketing materials as well. Note how their arms are the same size.",
"I love the dad's face. just like 'eh, whatever'",
"I like to think he's yawning because losing 50 lbs. in six months is just a slow tuesday for him. ",
"It really doesn't take that much effort, a 5 minute workout everyday makes a HUGE difference over time.",
"True but how did they change the shape of their faces to be leaner? I think this might be a genuine before and after. Who knows. ",
"eat less, lift weights and do cardio 5-6 days a week, eat chicken and good veggies, don't cheat. it's not difficult to know, just very difficult to do.",
"Left guy looks like Asian Randy",
"just happened to scroll by your comment and wanted to wish you the best of luck! you’re doing great, stay motivated friend :)",
"Maybe you’re calling the wrong dad?",
"the comments under this one are CONFUSING. What is the problem??",
"Get in shape? I'd like to remind you all that round is a shape. ",
"Why? \n\nWhere is this appropriate? ",
"I'm sure he's too rich to care.",
"I think youre the only \"skinny people pretending theyre fat to get in fit\" conspiracist I've ever seen. To each his own cynical view of everything I suppose.",
"I feel like they to do it because a newborn was on the way and they wanted to watch the child grow up. I may be wrong.",
"And the kid didn't even try. ",
"Thank you so much! This is very touching and made me smile 😆",
"Username checks out",
"Dad Strength",
"He looks years younger!",
">Posts a guess as to how they did it.\n\n-\n\n>Downvote the truth all you want.\n\n😂",
"What sort of workout helps with the stomach area?",
"Mac would be jealous. A father-son hardbody team? It's everything he ever wanted.",
"Decide*\n",
"Or, based on changes in the background of the photo, they both had babies! ",
"Nice one! Sheldon",
"wtf the dad broke the [typical asian aging process](https://imgur.com/BkBwv). he looks like you took a 20-something year old's body and put a 50-year old's head on it.",
"I'd agree with you on junior....but the dads results are there",
"What do I do for these 5 minutes?",
"The elephant looks no different",
"She obviously lost all that weight with that one weird trick. Don't ask how",
"crunches\n",
"Planks are good...what isn't so good are sit ups. They aren't really good for your back. \n\nBit of google and you can find a bunch of stuff for your core that you can do at home though. ",
"do me next! ",
"Fork put-downs and table push-aways are the best.",
"In only 5 days lol",
"Did they have some children?\n",
"People who don't follow bodybuilding or simply don't work out seem to have far different ideas of what shredded or even in shape look like that people who follow it engage in either of those things.",
"Cardio if you're just trying to loose belly fat ",
"Are you kidding? I bet that kid had some serious gains since he was born.",
"of whom",
"Looks like they had a baby too.",
"This could be some kind of anime promo.....",
"a page straight out of [Big Lenny](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1d/Big-lenny-2.jpg)'s book",
"I'm not so sure you can get those results from a 5 min workout over a 6 month period if you're out of shape. ",
"absolutely impeccable, sherlock\n",
"Sons before picture looks like Randy from Trailer Park Boys",
"You can tell by his face that he actually lost weight, though.",
"If you eat less than 20g of carbs each day for 6 months, with maybe 2-3 hours of exercise a week, the weight will slide off. I was massively fat so I couldn't do a lot of muscle building due to sore joints, but I spent a lot of my time doing cardio on a bike.\n\nIt really comes down to diet. You lose weight in the kitchen, get fit in the gym, etc.",
"You ever tried to poop with no core strength? Babies are always trying.",
"Lmao, this is very easy to do in 6 months. None were morbidly obese. High protein, low carb, low calorie + cardio, and stay away from salts, sugars, starches and processed food and have a good work ethic and you're good to go m8. \n\nYour comment is more depressing than anything if you think that's undoable. ",
"Diet, you cant reduce fat in a specific area with workout alone.\n\nHowever if you mean to strengthen that area, planks, side planks, mountain climbers, leg lifts, russian twists.\nCan all contribute to a strong core.",
"Looks like they had a baby too!",
"Better yet, show me",
"The not eating a fuckton more than you should be eating workout works best \n\nAlso known as portion control",
"Putting down the fork. \n\nAlso, just some situps every day. ",
"She did a *different* kind of work out-- not necessarily an easier one. ",
"What are their stand names?",
"Do planks for days. Try to find someone to spot you or video it, if possible. You want to make sure that your back is straight as possible. ",
"All of them and eating less.",
"Qualify it however you like dude but I can promise you they didn't do this with an attitude like that. ",
"Situps are very popular for a reason. Easy to do at home and very effective when done correctly.",
"If I build a kid pen like they did will the food baby fall out of me too?",
"That baby grew in the wrong direction",
"I've heard doctors don't mind that one too much. ",
"Looks like they had a kid together too in that time",
"I wanna know how dad managed to stand and make the exact same face ",
"Right? Just some obscure guess this guy pulled out of his ass. All of a sudden everybody else is in denial. Hahahah",
"The Asian Randy BoBandy look is so hot right now.",
"https://i.imgur.com/AgWLk3x.gifv",
"That was quick",
"Man, they could play an Asian crime-fighting family. Good work, y'all!",
"i hear he's on that natural muscle milk.",
"Thanks pham, but I think you wanna reply to GrungHamster23 up there, as he's the one that asked and he might not see this ;)",
"This is the correct answer. Also as a new dad of 8 weeks how to I aquire this dad strength?",
"Lose 6 pounds in 1 day! The secret doctors don't want you to know",
"They actually gained the weight, and just posted the photos in reverse. Clever trick.\n\nYou can tell because the play pen is gone. The child has grown up and moved out.\n\nI am kidding, but the guy on the left does look younger now that he is fit.\n\n",
"Happy Cake Day",
"They’re pushing their stomachs out in the first pic. Same shit weight loss commercials do. ",
"I mean, they're in way better shape, but son is clearly pushing his gut out in the first pic, his change was not that drastic. Dad on the other hand is a pretty big difference.",
"Dad is now a dad again ",
"Hello to the son 👀",
"jesus christ he looks like Mike Wazowski!",
"Some people just gotta make everything about trump",
"Really impressive, the dad especially! That kid's gotta be in his 20s-early 30s, it's comparatively easy to get in shape at that age. Assuming that Dad is in his 50s, that's a feat, because guys don't \"bounce back\" so easily then. ",
"Looks more like they got in photoshape to me.",
"I lost 60lb in 6 months by just not drinking sodas and eating fast food. ",
"If you're looking for effects like shown in the OP, diet does 90% of the work here. You can't spot reduce fat, you just gotta cut calories",
"Yeah, especially the fact that he isn't in the after picture... since that's supposed to help with energy.",
"The son got ripped and knocked up a bitch.",
"Father and son decide to flex",
"Americans on reddit are like a nightmare I cant wake up from.",
"Holy shit.",
"wat",
"Photoshop",
"I'm 5'11, weighed 161 in January last year, now weigh 138. I too lost most of my weight in the first six months I was down to 143. I've mostly been monitoring my inches rather then my weight. Even though I'm still losing a few cm at a time, my weight is barely changing because I'm building muscle. I'm seeing definition on my abs, they aren't quite there yet but I can kind of see my six pack (I do a lot of martial arts, climbing etc, I only squat with weights so it's natural). ",
"I guess the second baby didn't make it?, and why do the shirts always get smaller? ",
"yum",
"/r/keto",
"Will cardio help me lose weight from my obese penis? ",
"I'm like babe ruth of negative karma... just callin' my shots\n\nAppropriate? Was it appropriate to create world religions just so those in power could control the masses by placing more importance on what happens when you're dead than when you're alive?\n\nWas it appropriate when colonists displaced Native Americans from their own land?\n\nIn 1914, was it appropriate to spark a world war by assassinating Archduke Franz Ferdinand, nephew of Emperor Franz Josef and heir to the Austro-Hungarian Empire!?\n\nWas it fucking appropriate to harness the power of the sun and unleash it until upon our enemies!?!?\n\nWas it mother fucking appropriate to allow Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton to be Murica's only realistic choices for President of the United States of America!?!?!?\n\nWAS IT SON OF A BITCH FUCKING APPROPRIATE TO PUSH THE RELEASE OF THE FINAL SEASON OF GAME OF THRONES BACK TO 2019!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!!!\n\nNO!!! NO IT FUCKING WASN'T!!!!\n\n*SO DON'T YOU FUCKING EVER ASK ME ABOUT WHAT IS AND IS NOT APPROPRIATE YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!*\n\n<froths at mouth>",
"wow the dad shaved like 20 years lol from 45 to 25",
"Idk I think I'd rather go to gym for a year than give birth.",
"That’s absolutely not how that works. You don’t lose fat by training adjacent muscles.\n\nI mean, not that crunches are bad for loosing fat, it’s just no better than anything else that makes you sweat.",
"damn husband and wife were both pregnant 0.0",
"bodybuilding forums is that way.",
"Not nearly enough 5SF gifs in the world.",
"Figure out your bmr by using a tdee calculator and subtract 500 to 1k cals....I'd suggest 500 unless you want to lose some muscle mass.\n\nThen...pick a solid program. It literally does not matter what it is.\n\nLosing fat is 90% diet.\n\nThen, stick to it. Be consistent and depending on your goals and how much fat you have to lose you will be there in 3 to 12 months...give or take.",
"The son can get it tho. Lol",
"There is no workout that can target the stomach. You can have rock-hard abs with a beer belly of fat covering them up just fine. The neck is another area where people want to \"target\" their weight loss, but it's just not a thing.\n\nLose weight and you'll lose belly fat. If you exercise your core muscles at the same time, then you'll have some abs to show off.",
"Even the couch lost weight. ",
"And they had a baby!",
"Keep it up! ",
"holy shit /r/retiredgif",
"Start assembling furniture for your child’s future. Sharpens the mind and builds muscle!",
"If you incorporate Monopoly in your exercise regiment, you'll start seeing extra gains from table flip-overs and chair throws.",
"You can still have a low carb, high calorie diet y'know. Just saying it is odd you specify 20g carbs a day instead of eating under your caloric requirement. Keto diet isn't magic!",
"Dad strength immediately surges in you once the baby is born.\n\nI'm sorry to say... But I don't think you're the real father.\n\n^^^^^btw ^^^^^congrats",
"Christ.",
"I have a question, what's with the difference with the son's face? Does it look longer to anyone else?",
"This literally gives me chills. Wish there were more people who did this.",
"pick up your kid off the bed, put him/her back in bed.\n\nRepeat 100,000x",
"Photoshopped",
"wtf",
"You have no idea how close you were. She's not from New Jersey. She's from a garbage can.",
"Bobandy? ",
"Now to work on his dad's facial expressions.",
"Is it normal for people to change every piece of furniture in a room over the course of 6 months?",
"I see a play pen area in the after picture. Maybe they birthed children.",
"Lazing around for 9 months then doing a single workout for 12 hours is definitely easier than keeping up your routine every day for 6 months.\n\nNot to mention almost ^^1 every human's mom has done it. I don't know anybody who's had that big a weight loss transformation in 6 months.\n\n1= c-section",
"AKA taking a shit.",
"If you reverse the position of the images it looks like the whole family ate the baby and became fat",
"Fork put-downs",
"Plot twist: It's photoshopped",
"The son is kinda cheating too his posture looks real bad",
"You look like Haibin Qu from Ultimate Beastmaster. ",
"This is basically BBC’s Sherlock in a nutshell.",
"Son is trained lol. He just blew his tummy on the befores + off season.",
"Diet ",
"6 months?? This is amazing. Just the type of motivation I need. ",
"I heard the son purposefully put on weight so that he could lose it with his dad.",
"well when you reduce the width of one's face, it should look longer.\n\nalso, angle and posturing.",
"_Wtf my pants were on a minute ago!_",
"There is no world in which childbirth is cheating. ",
"This fat shaming will NOT stand, they are CLEARLY happier in the first picture not to mention and healthier. What an injustice they have done to their bodies, gyms should be illegal. Burning off fat... Are you people INSANE?! It's winter time, I'm so glad I weigh 405 I never even need to bring a jacket",
"[Dad now](http://media2.giphy.com/media/lepuSiUym7mQE/giphy.gif)",
"Same here brother. Lost 36 pounds this summer. Now I’m working on gaining some muscle mass back after the long diet. ",
"What is this fuckery you doing? It’s like some weird humble brag/ fake post bullshit",
"Yup, my favorite diet saying is: *You can never outrun your fork.*\n\nI did Keto a couple years ago and went from 235 to 200 lbs in 3 months without any additional exercise.",
"Yeah, no reason to shit on these guys accomplishments. It's pretty clear they've done a fantastic job - both of them",
"It does not result in this much weight loss, muscle gain, and toning in 6 months. Get your head out of your ass.",
"Father and Son learn Photoshop",
"So basically New Jersey. ",
"Really? Carbs are that bad?",
"I love how the sons face also got skinny but dad's stayed exactly the same.",
"move over, bruce and brandon 🙅♂️🥋",
"Good work and keep it up!",
"That couch though!\n\nThe couch had the greatest transformation. It went from couch to playpen in only 6 months!",
"nice try, virgin",
"BOKEN NO JOKIN",
"Lets be honest they lost half that weight in the photos.",
"It’s the fruits of labor",
"New name and passport? ",
"They are puffing out their stomach. A bit misleading for sure",
"they just birthed twins, there is a park in the second picture. conglaturation",
"oof",
"I would call fake on them if it wasn't for the background changing and the fact that both of their faces lose weight. I think they are exaggerating their stomachs but you can't deny they have lost a lot of weight. ",
"Will someone reorder and recaption the pictures and make it to the frontpage?",
"The dad doesn't even look like the same person in both photos",
"Photoshopped",
"He's not a woman. That's only Asian women.",
"What happened to the table?",
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"They both did! Neither of them had a chin in the before. ",
"After picture looks like a young Asian Rob Lowe",
"Better yet, offer to \"help\" ...",
"True, but the high fat makes you feel fuller, and a lot of ppl's calorie intake comes from sugar and carb. I noticed if I at veggies + chicken instead of say rice or takeout I had to eat a bit more cause my calorie deficit was lower.",
"This seems like a good plot for a king fu movie. ",
"Gynecologist hate him! ",
"The dad looks so much younger!",
"Damn normies. The son is about 13% bodyfat and looks like he took the before picture by just drinking 3L water and pushing out his stomach.\n",
"Dieting is a miserable life though",
"Looks almost like when you suck all the air/juice out of a Capri Sun",
"1. Exchange sofa for a playpen\n2. ????\n3. MUSCLES",
"Good luck! 90lbs down over a year and my skin and body look excellent. I've even started ogling myself in the mirror cause I look so good",
"Congrats! I’m 51 lbs down, here’s to a good 2018!",
"Even more incredible, they refurnished their entire living area on the same time ",
"did they also decide to have a baby together?",
"It's science",
"If you think about it, it won't happen. You need to let it sneak up on you. I have a thousand nagging injuries and feel like a shell of my former self...but we put a gym in the basement this winter and I can somehow press double what my 16 year old does.\n\nAlso, if I get my hands on him during a wrestling match, I can basically squeeze the life out of him.",
"Your body doesn’t store excess protein the same way it stores excess carbs. Edit: when you uptake excess carbs it is converted to glucose which gets stored directly as fat if it is unused, with protein excess calories first get metabolized into amino acids and ammonia and then turns to glucose, and excess amino acids get excreted while the aminos that were converted to glucose get stored so you will get fatter quicker eating a surplus of carbs compared to proteins.",
"Lol they're pushing out their guts as hard as they can for their before picture. ",
"How do we know the baby isn't the dad's? He had a big belly.",
"You're being downvoted but you're right. He's lean and healthy looking. He's definitely not shredded at all. ",
"That seems like intentional weight gain just for these results pics. Like healthy enough extra pounds from just additional chicken and good food considering it's all in their stomach and seem well defined elsewhere. Especially seeing they did it 6 months as a whole family thing, anyone more knowledgeable tell me I'm wrong? ",
"He actually purposefully put on weight to be able to lose it with his dad lol",
"What app is this? ",
"how the fuck in 6 months?",
"Congrats!",
"I would love to do that, but the problem is the beer, it keeps pulling me back down to the jelly belly status.",
"Yeah my SO is a personal trainer and I did mma for awhile so I was surrounded by very knowledgeable pros and trainers. Keto is bs and is just simplifying diet tips like \"don't eat sugar or bowls of pasta\". You're going to put yourself in a caloric deficit if you aren't eating that many carbs. Simple as that. ",
"They were both making themselves as unflattering as possible in the before pic, but it's obvious they've both made great progress. ",
"Tu Yung Phat & Tu Wong Phat. Sorry, could not resist the pun.",
"Impressive, was hoping this was a copypasra lol",
"Plot twist!\n\nThe bottom pic is the before.",
"One of my favorite things about pictures like these is seeing the change in posture. ",
"Very, high protein intake/low carb is where you wanna be",
"Work it!!!!",
"From NJ can confirm",
"Someone is going to live longer and enjoy life more, someone is getting laid very, very soon.",
"Now they need that large baby pen for all the babies they have fathered.",
"For the most part the attention you have to pay to your food to make sure it's under certain amount of carbs will make you pay way more attention to everything you are eating.",
"Thank you so much 😊",
"wtf is with the poses lol they're sticking out their bellies a ton in the first pic",
"The son isn’t shredded in the first pic. I mean maybe compared to the average redditor",
"Yeah they're definitely sticking their guts out in the pre pic, but they have also lost a decent amount of weight by the second one. ",
"Having a baby will do that to you",
"Cool, thanks man.",
"I am a straight man, but that guy on the left looking bruce lee as fuck even gets me hot and bothered.",
"lol uh...you don't \"laze\" around and doctors tell you to stay active most of the time (unless you are on bed rest due to medical issues). You are just living your normal life for 9 months while balancing an increasingly heavy melon on your organs. Also, 12 hours would be a fucking breeze. For many women, it's much longer. Pregnancy is a lot of hard physical changes and work. ",
"this looks like the coke soda trick done in reverse [where the after is the before and the before is the after- chugging a gallon of coke]",
"Kegel exercises",
"Dam son",
"X GON GIVE IT TO YA",
"Nah fam. Watch more Netflix. It’s you’re destiny lol",
"Yes and no. The tough thing about carbs is- they're everywhere. Say you have a sandwich for lunch, the bread is almost all carbs. Pasta, carbs. Tortilla on your taco? Carbs. Potatoes, carbs.\n\nAnd that stuff is all in the side dish category, or it's part of a larger meal. Cut them out and you're cutting out a ton of stuff that's unhealthy anyway.",
"Congrats and cheers!",
"The Dad clearly finally gave birth to the child. Hence the playpen in the after pic. ",
"Thanks!",
"Because looking that good a couple months after birth is normal right?",
"They are exaggerating their stomachs in the first pic, but they did lose a ton of weight between them. Their faces show it. I didn't see a few of my friends for a few months this year, when they saw me after summer they all commented on the fact that I had lost a ton of weight. My face had apparently changed a lot. My boyfriend also told me I reverse catfished him. I hadn't realised how much I had changed in six months. ",
"But their faces got a bit shrinked, that’s the only thing I don’t like in heavy exercises.",
"Face gains!",
"Awesome pic.",
"Do work son!",
"Or not \n\nhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M957dACQyfU",
"Watch what the health on Netflix. You’ll throw away all the meat in your freezer and go vegan bro. ",
"Depends, but some people certainly find that keto helps them keep the calories down without always feeling hungry or drained.",
"Both very amazing transformations, especially for the Dad, as we all know building muscle, and losing fat is ALOT harder when you’re older. ",
"take a look at the top comments pic, they are both fat, and you can tell by the face and the neck ",
"God damn , guy on the left is on fire 🙈🔥🔥",
"Yes, I remember the moment after my son was born and I crushed the doctors hand during the handshake.",
"Damn, that's excellent! My initial goal was to lose about 80lbd, so I'm half way there. Congrats to you!!",
"Just cutting out certain foods from their diet, and drinking more water can give them similar results. Maybe not muscle definition, but it will slim them down a bit.",
"Couple a studs",
"Their skin complexion is so much clearer. Anyone know what their diet was?",
"Frig off Chang!",
"AND YOU WONT BELIEVE HOW!!!😱😱😱",
"It's even better with sound and only 9 seconds long!\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnFbsxS-thw",
"Your kids get heavier. They still want to be carried. They're like nature's natural weight sets.",
"[Oh man. ](https://media1.giphy.com/media/9Y5BbDSkSTiY8/giphy.gif)",
"I like how the father's expression is completely unchanged in both pictures",
"i had forgotten about that one",
"Different people entirely, you can tell because there are blocks for a baby crib on the couch in the second picture and neither of them look pregnant in the first picture.",
"I'm always taken by surprise at how much the face changes",
"Posture still remains poor at best ",
"Also there's like hundreds of more pictures of them before and after",
"You don't like baby back ribs?\n\nBar B Q sauce!",
"I'm just surprised that they didn't cheat by using completely different lighting and angles in the second one.",
"Maybe it's not personal and he just really hates talking on the phone to anyone, like my dad.",
"Yes (:",
"I'm a father of a son who thinks about father-son bonding a lot.\n\nYou obviously never experienced this. I'm sorry for your loss 17-day-old account.",
"They were made to be gifs. It's too bad they peaked before giffing peaked.",
"If you are miserable anyways, might as well be miserable and more attractive.",
"Liu Kang and Shang Tsung ",
"‘Swole Patrol how can I help?’",
"Yeah I pushed myself to stop being lazy and properly start my journey after dealing with a 450+ pound guy on an airplane (320 myself).\n\nI set a condition of myself that if I don't actually commit and lose weight this year then I'll eat my own shit.\n\nFuck this extra weight, it's time to lose it :)",
"Been at this dad thing for a little over a year. Play with your kid. Before small demon lady child I was weak and flabby. Now chasing small demon lady child for about 14 months and I could give superman a fair fight without kryptonite.",
"This is awesome. ",
"More like they're incredibly abundant and easy to overload on. I don't like keto myself (pasta is too good) but if you set yourself a hard limit it really makes you think about what has carbs and which carbs are important. Suddenly A LOT of junk food becomes unavailable to you.",
"Not to diminish their accomplishments, but they definitely seem to be trying too hard to look fatter.",
"Someone had a kid too looks like",
"\"I got it from my Daddy.\"",
"I think they were just pregnant. Note the play area behind them. Tricksterz...",
"I suspect the guy on the left is actually /u/gallowboob after shaving...",
"No pain no gain.",
"\"Father and son somehow find uglier living room chair to replace old ugly living room chair with.\" Impressive feat to accomplish in 6 months considering what they started with.",
"In the story, from 3.20 to 3.30, how did they go from one pac to 4 pac in a matter of 4 days?? That is unreal",
"Yeah, but what would those extra calories be? All the good pigout food has carbs.",
"DID YOU JUST NOT ASSUME THEIR GENDER?",
"Neither do ladies",
"He went from Pac-Man to Pec-Man.",
"Would bang both",
"You have it in you now. But it will can come in your hour of Dadly needs. IE pickle jars and tire changes.",
"I'm au oh ridge un al baybee",
"This picture is from the article you linked to:\nhttps://i.imgur.com/6FMwlfl.jpg\n\nI wonder what happened between 3.20 and 3.30 - there is a huge difference there.",
"Not if you do it right. You don't have to be miserable.",
" Yeah, he looks good, but he literally looks like what a healthy young guy is supposed to look like. ",
"Fat is high in calories",
"Goddam if that's not inspiring.",
"It’s much harder to build muscle and get toned when you’re middle aged than when you’re young. What the Dad accomplished is as, if not more, impressive. Mad props to that guy.",
"As a man who's no longer young and damn near old, this is inspiring. Good on them",
"He looks like he started with more muscle, like he used to work out or had a physical labor job at one point then let himself go a bit.",
"6 months to gain that much muscle is horseshit",
"Some peoples' bodies react very well to diet/exercise (like mine). I can train hard for a month and get incredibly fit/lean. Just because your body doesn't respond in the same way doesn't mean other peoples' bodies don't.",
"They don’t even look like the same people wow! Goooaaallsss",
"That baby gained like eight pounds!",
"So we're posting OTHER peoples progress pics as well now? God damn it /r/pics. And fuck you /u/Gallowboob I hope you enjoy the karma you flithy little karma slut",
"Let’s not make this all about you, Stacy!",
"As someone who is absolutely hating life right now on 'the whole 30', amen brother. ",
"wait, any carbs? To include veggies?",
"Doesn't sound like he is. Just pointing out to some people who may not know that they were obviously sandbagging the \"before\" pic. It's still great progress as shown in the older gentleman's everything and the younger's face.",
"Mark as NSFW?",
"My body is almost on par with the son in the before pic except my stomach is a tad smaller. Any way I can be on par with his after body in 6 months? \nYou know, apart from the obvious gym stuff. I'm in uni right now so eating really healthy for every meal and having set meals is difficult. So is there anything else or does it just boil down to diet and exercise",
"Another GallowBoob post",
"You keep telling yourself that. ",
"I know this is real, but it's such a huge difference that my first thought was \"photoshopped\"",
"pfft they’re just sucking it in ",
"So without sounding like a dick, can i get a source on that? Everything I have read is basically: a calorie is a calorie. Excess calories become fat. \n\n\nThe reason low carb diets work is because carbs burn quicker, so a low carb high protein diet makes you feel full ",
"u/theoksenpai 💪",
"Just a couple a Beefy Bois",
"Yeah but they didn't just lose weight. That's hard work at the gym.",
"I am going to be the voice of dissent here. Carbs are bad IF your main source of them is grains or processed foods, and if you aren't using them, ie you aren't exercising. Your muscles need carbs to refuel. Burning fat is not efficient and very few high level athletes eat a keto diet. Your sources of carbs should be foods like vegetables, fruits, and sweet potato/quinoa. \n\nCarbs are not bad, eating excessive amounts of food (and processed foods/sugars, at that) is bad. ",
"You can always tell when they have a \"beer belly\" right below their well-defined pecs.",
"Wow...now that’s pure dedication! Amazing transformation. Must feel so great to do that with your father. ",
"Dad is still dead inside",
"\"Help\" me while i'm in traffic later, the whole way home... \n\nEdit: whole not while ",
"Scrolled way to far for this comment ",
"male chest, SFW. Female chest, NSFW",
"Fun fact: Asians have the most elastic skin of any people on Earth, meaning when they lose weight, their skin snaps back better than a white person. If these were white people, they'd have a little saggy extra skin.\n\nEdit: *Another* fun fact! This same property (their skin tone and how it reacts to UV light, as well as a thicker dermis that has more collagen to keep things tight) also makes them more susceptible to getting sun spots. This is partially why Asian people age slower to us... until they look like they're 1,000 years old. This is when those sun spots appear.\n\nEdit 2: I posted peer-reviewed sources below, but a simple Google search for \"Asian skin elasticity\" gets you a lot of other research.",
"When you post progress pics of OTHER people for fake internet points...",
"They aren't bad, just having a lack of them causes your body to burn more fat called dietary ketosis where you get your keto diet from. [This explains it better.](https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/why-do-low-carb-diets-work#section2)",
"Low carb diet isn't the same as keto. But yes you can have a high calorie/low carb diet. But the point is that obviously no one expects to be healthy from eating lots of calories. So assuming you aren't eating an unhealthy amount of calories, if the only thing you change is your carb intake, you will lose weight pretty easily ",
"She is a 29 year old jack rabbit. ",
"Amazing! Well done!",
"From Indian to Asian ",
"GB is like an itch that never goes away. You tolerate it but hate it at the same time. Corruption is easily hateable.",
"Lol I watched Supersize Me and still eat McDonald’s. Don’t count on it. ",
"Also make sure to eat 3 meals a day (Just a banana in the morning is fine). But the most important thing is to never use the AC or heat in the summer or winter",
"I think they both kind of stuck out their stomachs to \"enhance\" their results, but still awesome none-the-less.",
"How did they do that? I need to know. ",
"No.",
"Yeah, my dad hates making eye contact with people, so he split town about 20 years ago",
"In the before pic it looks like they were pregnant, and in the after pic it looks like they made that room the playroom.",
"Just think, if you were born 2000 years earlier people would be going to you and asking \"Who can we sacrifice?\"",
"Holy shit this is amazing. More father and sons should get in shape together.",
"Carbs are not as bad as everyone portrays, the main issue with them is that they're typically very calorie dense food that can cause you to eat yourself into a caloric surplus without noticing.\n\nIf you're tracking what you're eating, eating carbs is totally fine. ",
"I feel like you are a 13 year old boy whose dad makes jokes about how shitty women are all the time. \n\nYou may not be, but that is the vibe here. \n\nRegardless of that, you need to do some googling on what pregnancy and childbirth are actually about. \n\n*oh yah I forgot. I wanted to mention that you are right. Every mom has done this. We should all go thank our moms. ",
"this. \n\nI couldn't sustain a keto diet, but veganism has been a breeze.",
"Dayum papi ",
"This picture makes me incredibly uncomfortable for some reason.",
"The son is now model status. Look at that jawline!",
"Son straight up turned into the \"too soon Jr.\" F&F character.",
"Wow this is an amazing transformation.",
"Wow. Amazing what a change of pants will do. ",
"They didn't even have to lose that much weight. The \"before\" pick is bullshit, buffing out stomachs, covering hands with long sleeves etc.",
"Are there a simple set of exercises someone can do to get 'ripped'?\n\nI've lost a bunch of weight over the last few months and could probably do with toning up. Just have zero clue where to start. I've considered joining a gym but I wouldn't know what half the machines do. ",
"Fuck, I was feeling too tired/lazy to work out today (would have been my first skipped workout in a month) but after seeing this fuck it I'm going to down some coffee and just get it over with.",
"Why are you trying to instigate over such an innocuous comment.",
"Dieticians hate her",
"It is now",
"/r/shittyaskscience \n\nITT People cant take a joke.",
"Came here to say the OP pictures could have easily been taken minutes apart. Not too hard to stick your gut out/flex your abs. I'm glad to have been proven wrong",
"They were already in shape though. Round is a shape.",
"Seriously. She drop 10 lbs in like 2 seconds",
"Dang, the dad has an old guy head on a young guy body, that's crazy.",
"Daddy yes",
"Worked out so hard he morphed into Dr. Dre",
"All it took was tossing on a pair sweats",
"I automatically thought this was a picture of two dude dressed as Randy from TPB",
"It seemed like full on vegan propaganda when my co-workers were flipping out over it. One dude went vegan for a week though lol",
"Carbs are fine, but they don't leave you feeling full for as long as protein so a lot of overweight people find that cutting carbs brings everything else into balance. Plus cutting carbs means cutting most sugars. \n\nIt's one of those things that the internet will hammer into you like a hard rule but behind the whole thing is a bit of mysticism. \n\n[A 2017 study](https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/78pnc5/the_ketogenic_diets_impact_on_body_fat_muscle/) has shown that perhaps the effects of keto were exaggerated by its community. That being said, it's not inherently better or worse than other diets. Most people will do well on it, but as usual you should be consulting a doctor before making major diet changes since in the end, fitness and nutrition are a personal thing and you have everything to lose from taking some fanatical internet commenter's advice.",
"Oh ya I remember this part of Yakuza 6",
"To be fair I only downvoted you cuz you mentioned you were downvoted. ",
"Clearly the father had another child. That's how he lost he weight",
"Did you maintain your weight loss? I understand how to lose weight, but how do you maintain? Just eating at a non-deficit?",
"The Son looks like Randy with the white pants on",
"Nothing tastes as good as being fit feels, mate. ",
"Oh, right. Western culture. Silly me.",
"It's a little from Column A, little from Column B",
"Really they both do. They jumped up like 2 point on the out of 10 attractiveness scale. Well to be fair dad jumped like 4 points. But still. ",
"Almost one of those same day before and afters with sticking the gut out then flexing the abs.",
"He's not OP!",
"Nope. Science: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4756870/",
"It's not magic, but it makes the whole eating less calories a whole lot more manageable. I had super high levels of energy, slept really well, and was basically never hungry. Whereas cutting calories but keeping carbs I'd always feel like death and never have any energy. Only downside for me was cramping like a motherfucker.\n\nI found the strictness was also helpful as I couldn't really have a cheat meal without feeling like shit later. So I couldn't fall into the habit of saying, \"Oh I'll just have this one bad meal and get back to eating better tomorrow.\"",
"Who is the father and who is son?",
"Seems like the son just had to do a workout to swell up, and then flex his abs",
"\"Lazing around\". You must be a man or have never been pregnant. It's a nightmare. Just walking becomes difficult. It's so easy to overwork yourself when you're pregnant, you have several doctors' numbers saved in your phone. You throw up non stop. You're exhausted but you probably still have to go to work. Not easier. You just have practically no choice after 20 weeks. Don't fall for the lie that pregnancy is beautiful or easy. Pregnancy sucks. Also, labor can last several days. Not everyone pops the baby right out.",
"great for them but.. ok not really impressive or incredible ",
"Sonny boy learned how to work the camera too",
"Son: Damn it Dad. Now you making me look old",
"O yes weight loss companies hate them. Upvrrt",
"using photoshop\n",
"Your body will use excess protein for gluconeogenesis which will eventually result in fat storage. If you're eating at a calorie surplus, you will gain weight. Whether that weight is fat or muscle will depend on other factors besides calories. ",
"The fat father and the fit father seem to be different people. I mean, they don't look like the same person. The height difference is noticeable. I might be wrong, but it looks suspicious. If true, it's a great accomplishment and a great motivation for people who are trying to lose weight or get in shape. ",
"TFW you're hiding a keg in your abdomen.",
"And I bet both could kick so much ass ",
"Correct terminology is that way \n\n\n\n\n\n Shredded = about contest ready ",
"40 pounds is 5 full gallons of milk to put that weight loss in a perspective most know. Great job!! Keep on keeping it off! ",
"Wonders of the photoshop world",
"This is incredibly motivating and cute !!! ",
"How?!",
"Lucky!",
"/r/getmotivated",
"Is this the next Christian Bale movie promo?\n",
"oh shit, you just owned that guy, within seconds",
"Or you could just calculate calories in and make it lower than calories out, and watch the weight slide off. Trying to drastically reduce or even remove a single factor - in your case, carbs - usually leads to a grossly incomplete nutritional profile, thanks to all the food you suddenly can't eat.\n\nI've lost 9 pounds in 3 weeks or so just by calorie control alone.",
"I want to do this. Can someone explain/help? Tips? ",
"He is a monster",
"Wife.",
"I don’t know how sound that is but I was thinking about how well his skin snapped back at his age ",
"Diet change isn't miserable. Forced short-term diets that focus on quick loss regardless of lifestyle kind of are. \n\nSource: lost 60+ pounds by changing my strategy of eating rather than doing a hard-core diet. ",
"I think it's more of the fact that the majority of the people here are probably from the US where we have a massive portion of the population being overweight. I live in Washington, one of the more fit/healthy states and the son is still far from the average male here.",
"Turning food into a human is easy! Just ask any man!",
"It’s actually pretty hard to eat too many calories when doing low carb if you follow the diet. My myfitnesspal always yelled at me at the end of the day to eat more calories because I would consistently eat under 1200. All the leafy greens and veggies you eat on lo carb really don’t have many calories. ",
"Gallowboob decides to repost something that was on the front page not even 3 days ago.",
"Haters will say it's fake",
"Yep.",
"Cutting Cal's, bodybuilding split plus cardio. These are expected results if you fully commit to a diet and a workout plan.",
"Fuck yeah I second that.",
"Baby was adopted she just lost the weight.",
"And according to the playpen they also had a kid together!! /s",
"I think it’s r/tipofmytongue",
"My favorite is: *Fat mass is controlled by diet, muscle mass is controlled by exercise*",
"Damn, I'd fuck that family for sure.\n\nWho am I kidding, they're out of my league now.",
"I'm always jealous but really happy for people who have healthy relationships with their fathers. Never had it, but at least it makes me smile that others do.",
"Got the link to that post/picture? I want to go to bed angry",
"He looks like he could just have a high body fat % and have a lot of muscle under it, so all he was doing was losing a bit of the fat to reveal the muscle. Like how the competetivr power lifting guys are clearly built af but have a fairly high body fat % covering all their muscle so just look a bit chubby sometimes, especually puffing out their stomach like this guy.",
"Man. So inspiring!!!",
"Not as miserable as feeling crap all the time and dying early because you’re a fat fuck ",
"So are you suggesting you can eat 20g of carbs but eat 5000 calories in high fat low carb foods and still lose weight? \n\n*and just like that, the Keto diet is destroyed",
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"Lol obviously. The point was the rest of the family had to make the choice every day to change themselves and sticking with that routine over a long time period is much harder than being in labor once. But your defensive attitude makes me think you wouldn't take kindly to the \"[hardest job on the planet](https://youtu.be/Hitc8haEu_g)\" jokes either.",
"My intention is not racist, even though it sounds it, but the son could pull off playing Bruce Lee in a movie.",
"It’s the 6 minute abs and she asked for that extra minute ",
"Losing that face fat.",
"Das nice",
"I'm pretty positive they were purposefully distending their stomachs in the first picture. Still, the difference in their faces, especially the dads is huge. Good for them. ",
"And had a kid along the way",
"https://i.imgur.com/v7LPbQn.jpg",
"There's some evidence that protein/fat calories count a little less than carb calories, because they require more processing by the body to use. But, it's not enough that you can stuff your face with cheese and summer sausage all day. You still need to eat at a deficit to lose weight.\n\nEdit: Also, whether or not you are obese, insulin resistant, or diabetic also plays a role into which type macro distribution will be the most effective for you to lose weight in the short term (in people with normal glucose metabolism, low fat high carb with calorie restriction is the most effective, iirc). But, over the long term, the best approach is the one that you can stick with and that meets your dietary needs, period.\n\nEdit2: Also, that's not to knock low carb or LCHF diets. For people with metabolic syndrome, low carb seems to be much more effective. I've been on a ketogenic diet for about 5 years, myself, mostly for reasons unrelated to wait. I just see it held out as this magic approach a lot of the time, and that just isn't the case.",
"No matter what you do if you eat at a calorie deficit you will lose weight, and if you eat at a calorie surplus you will gain weight.",
"You're seeing \"definition\" because you're so skinny there's nothing covering the abs which are no stronger than they were when you were a kid. Go lift",
"I wonder what program they followed.",
"I think the dad delivered another baby in this world.",
"Hell yeah.",
"but it costs money!",
"Happy cake day!",
"Spotless chub n tuck",
"Yea, what the fuck is going on?",
"No. At the end of the day the reason you lose weight is because you take in less calories than you use in a day. Your body has to make up for that lack of energy intake, and pulls it from your fat and maybe muscle stores. Any diet, keto or otherwise, is a neat little trick to put you at a calorie deficit. There are some other benefits that may come from eating low carb, and many people find it easier to adhere to, but you don't need to eat low carb to lose weight and carbs can certainly fit into a healthy diet. ",
"They were Father and Son, now they're both Daddy.",
"Props to the dad though I really can't help but feel like the son is just sticking his gut out in the first picture as he hardly looks any different anywhere else with the exception of a little more mass added to his chest. I could do a similar \"transformation\" in about 5 seconds. Both looking good though",
"good job guys, keep up the good work",
"Got 'em deep, so deep.",
"It's always amusing to me that before and after pictures showing people discussing positive body change is always of them getting in a leaner more healthy shape and never getting fatter. Remember, body positivity is a lie and being fat is unhealthy.",
"I run between 20-30miles per week. I haven’t got those ab yet. Maybe weightlifting is the answer",
"I got 40lbs when I moved out of my parents the first year. Lost about 20lbs last year.\n\nPeople ask me how cause I'm a huge gamer and never go outside: diet.\n\nI ate a lot, like twice the meat portion I should take. I just went back to one slice of salmon instead of 2. 6-8 chicken wings instead of 10-12 (or the whole thing) and eat 1 bag of chip a week instead a day.\n\nWent from 120 to 160 to 140. I got a wine belly now though :(\n\nEdit: also drink water, not juice. You can drink soda/coke but do drink water when you are thirsty. Drink a coke with your chips or with your supper but do drink water daily.",
"Whelp off I go down the 5 second films youtube hole for a few hours.\n\n",
"u/GallowBoob strikes again!!!!",
"You will love r/loseit",
"Owie",
"It looks like they pushed there guts out then sucked in :o",
"Crazy how the father looks 15 years younger.",
"I can go from having hollow cheeks to a chipmunk face if I don’t drink much water and eat a lot of sodium in a matter of a day.",
"It depends on what you mean by dieting. You can cut out the sodas and junk food while not going to extremes like going on liquid diets and such. ",
"I'm all for people getting in shape and if it helps them have a happier life then great! It's just annoying to see the jerk over it being some fad miracle diet even though there's plenty of evidence suggesting it isn't all it's cracked up to be.",
"https://i.imgur.com/v7LPbQn.jpg",
"This.\n\nPlus, as I mention in another post, cutting out a food type usually results in a fucked nutritional intake, because a lot of foods that are high in what you claim to not need, are also high in things you absolutely DO need. Vitamins, minerals, trace elements, etc.",
"This reminds me of the fit2fat2fit guy. He got fat in 6 months and rebounded back to abs in another 6. When I did more research into this it wasn't all \"BS\" but the fact that he was fit before played a huge role into it. Muscle memory. So I sort of feel they are pushing it out - but also to achieve this in 6 months seems a bit off to me.",
"I wouldn't rely on Keto. Recent rankings put Keto really low in terms of good idea diets and carbs can be useful for losing weight. Other factors are pretty marginal, the simple formula is calories in vs calories out. If you are at a defect, you will lose weight. And you can do that real fast. I've eaten at a high deficit to lose some pounds and could reach... well, weight loss levels that aren't as healthy. \n \nThere are some other factors with you. If you were \"massively fat\" then your metabolism was already higher. For high weight individuals, the first pounds are really easy to lose. Your body was already expecting a higher caloric amount and geared for that. The fewer than 20g carbs wasn't the magic pill. \n \nAlso, yes, you lose your main pounds with diet, but weight training will increase your caloric burn per day as more muscle will burn more meaning that you can help along your diet. \n \nKeto is not great for you in the long run. The diet is hard to do for many people and it is not recommended for people with liver or kidney issues. More than that, it's a fad and it won't promote a healthy lifestyle. Most people won't want to eat keto for the long run and that will likely make them revert back to bad ways. Eating normal but with a caloric deficit is the most reliable way to lose weight and keep it off. \n \nThat all said, congrats on your weight loss, to others, do whatever suits you best (but heed warnings), and finally, don't take unsolicited weight loss advice from the internet. ",
"Notice the baby play pen in the back? That's what happens when you get sexy. People fuck you and then you get them pregnant. So do yourself a favor and stay fat, fitness leads to children people! ",
"> person \n\nDid you just assume their species?",
"Pushups bro. ",
"Who is who?? ",
"I feel better for the kid though, much better start in life now",
"But their faces look totally different.",
"I love how the son looks super confident in the after picture, while his dad got the same 'meh' expression",
"Yeah a lot of this could be from drinking a lot of water before the first one and really trying to look fat. I like to hydrate a lot after workouts and I get a bulge like that, but then have abdominal definition the next morning.",
"This could have so many titles. Like “father and son decide to learn photoshop.”",
"They are all smaller on the second picture. ",
"Not eating so much.",
"I really want to know as well I'm glad I'm not the only one lol",
"Their trick? They went from eating like Americans to eating like Asians.",
"Yep... you just feel better. Gained lean mass, sleep better, shit better... i grew up a southern meat-a-tarian and probably never went a day in my life without meat. Now, it's 1x week fish maybe... and have never felt better.",
"The dad looks like he got taller, did he have a pelvic tilt or something?",
"She had quite the FUPA in the before pic!",
"From Mafiuuh to Mafioooh",
"its also hard to outrun empty beer cans :(",
"I feel bad for your arsehole",
"No.",
"So much better posture! ",
"He’s wrong, but in a way you both are.\n\nA calorie is a calorie but carbs and proteins aren’t exactly apples to apples.\nAround 50% of the protein your body absorbs is converted into glucose, and the rest only does its muscle building job if your muscles need it to. Carbs convert virtually 100% into glucose. \n\nYou won’t build muscle without protein, but you can most certainly store fat even if you only eat protein. \n\nYou don’t have to eat carbs to accumulate excess glucose, but eating protein DOES accumulate glucose slower than eating carbs. ",
"Dad owns a bamboo factory and presumably has been doing manual labor for much of his life. It's like 30 seconds in on a video on the son's instagram account that the dad is shown chopping bamboo (@xyjesse). ",
"And fail...",
"I think Pops wins for sure.",
"You just have to drink like a quart of oil per day. That's not so hard is it?",
"https://i.imgur.com/A5ynlZ7.gifv",
"And holding it in at the bottom...",
"Are you kidding? I bet that kid had some serious gains since he was born.",
"The son got his mother's nipples",
"You can see it in the son's face and arms too though",
"How the hell do you get abs like that, I’ve been going to the gym for 4 years and have a flat stomach but zero abs.",
"Thanks!",
"dad has seen some shit.",
"It's ok. Net neutrality will fix everything",
"High Bodyfat = not shredded ",
"Can't wait for the film:\n\nThey dissed the mother. Six months later and Ab Man and WonderBoy are serving sweet and sour revenge.",
"Margies not fat she's pregnant",
"Hey man if I shit 15 pounds I'd take it as a win. ",
"Net carbs. Dietary fibre is technically a carbohydrate even though it's nondigestible. Some veggies like onions, tomatoes are relatively high in sugar regardless though.",
"Lol",
"whomst",
"No no, you see, carbs are the devil, they're actually poisonous to your body like sugar is, and you need to remove them completely. The human body has never needed carbs, that's a myth. ^^^/s\n\nThis is why fad diets are harmful. You learn nothing about how nutrition works, and you actively avoid things that are good for you in the act of avoiding things you're convinced are bad for you.",
"Daaaaamn daddy!!",
"Donut!",
"whomst*",
"I think I’m gay now.",
"Watch it for yourself and see what you think. Probably not all 100% accurate and seems like this topic is 2 people = 3 opinions territory. Everyone in my office watched it and now is like 90/10 veggies/meat instead of the other way around. There's just no way keto is good for you.",
"He's referring to [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOHUg3A9eNM).\n\nIt's exaggerated in that the son doesn't walk around with that third trimester belly on the regular lol. But gut aside, you can still tell his weight loss via the arm and neck areas.",
"r/getmotivated",
"Continue counting calories, weigh yourself regularly, adjust as needed.",
"Just tell him you’ll cook lunch and dinner or meal prep and it’s much easier. I can’t get my mom or dad to eat clean unless I’m doing it for them but it definitely makes it easier than on the fly “hey what’s for dinner?” “I don’t know a salad takes too long now and McDonald’s has a $1 menu”. ",
"This guy Dads.",
"Holy hell, that’s amazing. They did what my dad and I did but reverse ",
"Just adding in here. That is a huge topic and conversation. Research protein catabolism, energy yields, ketogenic and glucogenic amino acids, insulin response, lipogenesis and beta oxidation. There's much, much more; this is just off the top of my head.\n\nCarbs cause a biochemical response that all but prevents lipolysis and preferentially stores fat. Proteins and fat intake does not cause this same response. For more information on that look up the insulin transduction pathway and the effects of insulin on PDH and ACC enzymes.",
"What strikes me the most is that they look healthier, more energetic, especially the son.",
"Happy cake day, I guess!",
" that's not actually mainstream ",
"They weren't fat to begin with. All they did was stick their stomachs out to appear they were really fat. Anyone can do that. Then suck it back in for the after photos with some marginal fat loss.",
"I know. I thought it was a nice comment, not joking at all. Wtf.",
"Asians really are the best race. ",
"Uh... source? ",
"Did you start by stopping eating the poor puppies? They're not food. ",
"Do dad things, turn 30, acquire dad strength.",
"Low carb diets also work because they put you into ketosis, which means by default your body will burn fat as the primary energy source (you've stopped feeding it carbs, so your body basically says \"oh, starvation. Time to burn th reserves). This means any time you're at a calorie deficit in the day (which is easier to achieve when you're not pounding carbs), you're going to be burning that excess flab at a higher rate than if your body was still holding out for more carbs. ",
"Yeah, any carbs. Low carb diets are intense.",
"You know there's a middle ground between the two extremes that you're pointing out right? /u/thehelsabot wrote it out in perfect English for you but you still just don't quite get it. They weren't saying that it's the hardest thing to do however let's also remember that it isn't a walk in the park considering how many women have died through childbirth yeah?",
"Did he hire a new son? His face looks nothing like the before photo. ",
"Way to be an inspiration pops! Son? Whichever",
"Subscribed!",
"Jeez, they're still ugly, no amount of gym will fix that.",
"I think the father had a baby. ",
"wait, say it ain't so.... not tomatoes... ",
"They were just pregnant. See the crib behind them?",
"How do I retweet this?",
"Congrats man! You can do it. I was 280 in 2011 now im 183 and never felt greater. ",
"TIL my dad is a fucking asshole",
"Yikes. MCD's is absolutely disgusting! Doesn't even taste good, just 100% convenience.",
"..and all I took away from this is that I find it weird for a grown man to call his father, daddy. ",
"I hate her",
"Magician: Why, it looks like you're pregnant!\n\nLady: Yes! 8 months!\n\nMagician: NOT ANYMORE!\n\n***POP!!***\n\n*GASP!*\n\n*BLORP*",
"They looked better before",
"I wish I knew Cantonese/Mandarin so as to tell them how amazing they all look. \n\nWhat an inspiring family ",
"oh wait i knew that almost my whole life",
"Way to suck-in then tuck-in your bellies in the the before and afters. Although, the results kinda show",
"How do I get these results in 6 months?",
"Recalculate your tdee and eat at a maintenance. ",
"The son isnt a massive transition but the dad is crazy impressive. It gets harder and harder to lose weight as you get older and metabolism screeches to a halt and ur energy levels go down.",
"haha asian stereotype and racist remarks so funny XDDDDDDD \n\n\n^^^^^^^^^/s",
"Pivot! Pivot! ",
"You don't go on a diet, you change your diet.",
"lol jesus calm down he's not shitting on them, just pointing out a valid exaggeration. ",
"I think you have to click the 'reblog' button, OP.",
"and now they have a baby! (baby thing in background)",
"It's harder for people who aren't the size of an SUV",
"From NJ as well, you live too close to Staten island..",
"damn that's pretty dope",
"This is Reddit. All your post is gonna do is make him shove it further up his butt, downvote you, and potentially insult you as well.\n\nEspecially in a weight loss post. These people don't want facts, they want their biases confirmed and they want their bad dietary practises validated.",
"Pregnant women, there's this easy trick to lose all your baby weight!!!!",
"So you’re saying it’s not too late lol",
"Every single one of my friends that has been pregnant recently or is pregnant now has continued to exercise and work pretty far into their pregnancies. Every single one of my yoga classes has a noticibly pregnant woman in it, and I go to level 2-3 classes. They usually keep going up until about seven months, and just make adjustments for stomach poses by doing tabletop. So yeah...many pregnant women do keep up a rigorous routine. \n\nYou can tell by the top pic that mom was already pretty slender judging by her limbs, but the idea that this woman just “lazed around,” is preposterous- she looks like she hardly gained any weight during her pregnancy, and what she did gain was all focused in her abdomen. Maybe pregnant women are different where you’re from, but a lot of the women I know stay pretty active under physician supervision. This isn’t what a pregnant woman who lazed around stuffing her face constantly looks like. She kept somewhat active.\n\nAnd for those who can’t, that’s fine too. I know from being pregnant up to seventeen weeks myself that I have huge issues with back pain immediately and become absolutely exhausted.",
"I know you joke, but getting into shape is a lot harder than simply losing weight. ",
"you have a great career as a demotivational speaker ahead of you.",
"\\>9 seconds long\n\n\\>named '5 second films'\n\nhmm",
"Pretty much",
":O",
"His chest really grew a lot. I'm jealous.",
"thank you dear god for pointing out what was obvious to me as well... they are trying SO HARD to look fat. Can you put any more air in your belly before taking a fucking photo?\n\nThe idiots on reddit though eat this shit up. It's hilarious. \n",
"Holy shit.",
"Man out of 10 ratings are too vague, lets just say they got buff as hell",
"Virgin vs Chad",
"I liked the first two seasons because it felt like there was a good balance. There would be enough logical deductions that made sense that you didn't notice the completely outlandish deductions as much. Seasons 3 and 4 just felt like impossible deduction after possible deduction.\n\nSeasons 1 & and 2: \"Here's a couple deductions that make logical and reasonable sense, and maybe one that's a bit of a stretch and maybe left a little vague\" \n\nSeasons 3 & and 4: \"I can tell from your brand of eyeliner that you had pancakes for breakfast 3 days ago with raspberry syrup, and that you haven't spoken to your father in 4 years\" ",
"kim jong un to slim jong un",
" Yeah, I agree, but everyone, including Americans know that Americans are fat. \n\n\nIt's crazy for me, because by calling him shredded, it's making it seem that he reached some exceptionally high standard that's unobtainable by the general population, when it's really a solid healthy physique that most people should have. It just sets the standards lower for the average person, and normalizes an overweight, unhealthy body. ",
"Iunno, I still think I should have rolled Worgen Paladin",
"Dude, fuck carbs. I'm trying not eat too many and it seems like all the food I have includes more than 20 carbs",
"Anyone know the routine they did?",
"https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/7kr5as/i_need_a_free_100mile_bus_trip_for_20_people_and/?st=JC2L7LW8&sh=caa5b6fd\n\nEnjoy the rage.",
"The alcoholism made him look much worse than he would have. He probably had a reasonable amount of muscle before, but it's not appreciable in the first photo at all.\n\nSeriously, cutting alcohol out makes a huge difference. For normal people definitely, but even more so for alcoholics. ",
"Ok, you do it then. See you in 6 months.",
"100 lbs! Thats amazing! Congrats to looking and feeling great 😀",
"you're a funny kid. not",
"Well a large tomato has something like 5g net carbs, so putting some in a salad or on a lettuce wrapped burger isn't going to kill you.",
"I'd be happy with the before picture tbh",
"Dude being white is such a big pile of garbage. If I stand outside for too long, *my skin will turn red for days*, and if I do that enough, I'll get cancer. What the fuck? ",
"100 push-ups!\n\n100 sit-ups!\n\n100 squats! \n\nAnd a 10km run! EVERY SINGLE DAY",
"for real tho you arent supposed to do those unless you are instructed because it can tighten the pelvic floor too much and hinder birth. source: my doctor ",
"Never hurts to stick your gut out on the \"before\" shot. Gains!",
"https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4756870/\n\nhttps://link.springer.com/referenceworkentry/10.1007/978-3-642-27814-3_94-2#page-1",
"Pretty sure the stretch marks come before the weight loss. ",
"It's crazy how fast asians build muscle. Like my best friend went from puny to jacked in just a couple of months. ",
"How can you tell who’s the baby’s father? ",
"ah, see for most people, mcdonalds tastes amazing. otherwise people wouldnt eat it",
"No it's not..",
"And what you just said was 100% opinion.",
"He's just spitting out the vase...",
"So... You're saying that it doesn't count because they were originally skinny?\n\nThey still had to lose the weight, dumbass.",
"Posts like these are important because of the stupid way our brains ignore how we change. I'm 35lbs down, and I just don't see it at all. ",
"Check the link to the article; they took photos every 10 days. Even if they’re pushing their bellies out in the first photo, it’s a dramatic change. Six-pack abs and lean faces - they earned my respect.",
"Source: this picture",
"The cramping on keto is usually due to low magnesium.",
"Inhale and exhale ",
"Has anybody checked the son's Weibo page? It'd kind of suspicious to be honest. Like that's akin to an instagram page of a fitness persona. \n\nIf someone told me that this was a viral campaign, and cooked up I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest. ",
"That's a lie and you know it",
"so reddit has told me know that asians:\n- dont smell when they sweat\n- have elastic skins with no stretch marks\n- score the best in the SATs\n\nAryian master race my ass :p",
"Thanks! Its a journey for sure but one worth taking. ",
"It's too bad that \"What the Health\" was filled with complete lies, outlandishly incorrect science, and is nothing more than a propaganda tool for vegans.\n\nBut hey, if you bought into that bullshit and feel better, all the more power to you.",
"I'm also trying to lose weight. Good luck to you!",
"The reason vine was made! Loved these ",
"This is a great thing to do as a parent. Good on them for doing this. Keeps both healthy and allows them to bond.",
"Shredded as a hyperbole maybe but definitely not in the literal sense. ",
"Nah, I'm sure they wouldn't want their content stolen and posted everywhere without getting anything.",
"> they did this in just 6 months\n\nOh cool, steroids.",
"It went from average American family to South Korean drama.",
"Sure, tell yourself that.",
"I kinda wonder, is that intentional or the result of bad posture? Like extra weight and less confidence could give someone slouchy posture, while losing the weight, gaining confidence, and maybe even learning better posture through exercise could all factor into standing up straight.",
"Veggies are a life saver. I eat like 3 onions, a package of mushrooms and a bag of spinach with my eggs and it comes out less than 500 cals including my coffee. ",
"Every time I try to find out how these transformations take place I'm overwhelmed with information that I never do anything. Oh, and my back pains make jogging impossible. 😔",
"How about just calorie count and eat more intelligently? Cutting out nutritional groups altogether is not a good practice.",
"How do people keep reposting this and upvoting this? I mean, I know gallowboob is a shameless reposter, but I've seen images of this family more often in the last month than I have images of Santa.",
"muscle mass is controlled by diet equally as much as by exercise.\n\na little hard to build muscle if you aren't packing on the calories.",
"What shape? Round?",
"Quitting drinking has that effect",
"I get you, that's why I decided to mention point jumps instead of their current points cause who knows what everyone else thinks they are sitting at. \n\nWhat I know for sure is I'd even consider a date with current dad if I was single. Wouldn't go anywhere cause we probably have nothing in common but it'd be a night of admiring a fine looking human. ",
"Dad looks like he is getting a new girlfriend soon.",
"Do you have a source for this, or is it anecdotal? ",
"But son did more nipple workouts than Dad.",
"The mom slacked",
"Great stuff and the son looks like he went through one of those “when a boy becomes a man” moments. ",
"They had a baby, too :)",
"As a pal said; “After 40 it’s much easier to get out of shape, and much harder to get it back.” ;)",
"White male here. Have yet to hear any convincing argument to trade in.",
"This is what I needed to see today. Thank you reddit. ",
"I feel like Asians always get muscle definition so easily lol",
"You don’t even have to cut your carbs down that much. Keto is not required to see this kind of weight loss. Plenty of people lose a ton of weight like this with a moderate carb, moderate fat diet as well. ",
"“Father and son decide to learn photoshop together”",
"Asian Randy Bobandy on the left",
"Give birth.\n\nOr an abortion if you can't wait.",
"I've posted a few in this thread, but also Googling \"Asian skin elasticity\" will bring you many scholarly articles.",
"They're posing so hard they don't notice their purse got stolen.",
"Well, yeah, it's a hypothesis.",
"Just what I need on my feed: two shirtless Asian fellows",
"Dad to daddyyyy",
"Hope it goes well, I lost 50 but I'm still fat and just can't lose any more for some reason",
"They also can be prone to DNA damage from ALD2 deficiency while drinking, so if you're a drinker that's not good. But drinking makes you fat too. ",
"Dunno if he’s fat enough to have excess skin. ",
"Carbs are the worst thing for you. And it sucks as my favorite foods are Pasta, Casseroles, and Burgers lol.\n\nIt's super tough to cut these things out, but you need to when loosing. ",
"I'm such a fat piece of shit.",
"30 down too and it's become such a great feeling and motivator to look in the mirror again and be like, \" hell yeah dude, I'd throw a bone into you. Bring that business over here\" kinda kidding but you know what I mean.\n\nCongrats and keep it up! We too can look like that father son duo. Well kinda, I can't just magically become Asian. :/",
"Me neither!\n\nProbably cause he's dead, tho",
"He isn't shitting on their accomplishments. The father made a huge improvement but the son looks like he was on a bulk and poked out his stomach in the before to make the end result look more dramatic.\n\nEdit: bad with words",
"Brilliant :-D",
"Wait 5-10 years for China to become the #1 economy in the world. The US is already imploding, and by that time you'll have a shit ton more Chinese shows/movies out there.",
"don't talk to me or my swole son ever again",
"[PICTURES] [VIDEO] [UPDATED]",
"im sorry",
"There's a lot of types of Asians.... are we talking Chinese? (yes, I know even they have pretty big differences).",
"Nah but i mean he could still be pretty built, like it's much easier to lose a few kilos of extra bodyfat and expose your muscles than it is to gain a ton of muscle in the first place",
"Nah she's fine",
"Dude, I'm not going to post half naked pictures for you. Not really into that. ",
"haven't eaten mcd's in over a decade, but i used to be very invested in the QSR industry. that shit is not good to put in your body. ",
"It looks like the son was already working out, but his chest muscles kinda give it away. Even if he's flexing hardcore in after vs not at all in before, his chest muscles definitely developed.",
"w2c routine?",
"[You're not wrong](https://i.imgur.com/lCMRaKs.png).",
"We made up for our downsides by being dicks to the rest of society.",
"It's like, she had a baby or something!",
"That guy is also a renowned photographer in China and [also got lots of publicity for a series of photos with his grandfather](http://www.cnn.com/style/article/china-hipster-grandpa-viral-photos/index.html).",
"> There's just no way keto is good for you.\n\nI have been doing keto since 2012, have lost 175 pounds, have normal blood pressure and a resting heart rate of 55.\n\nI have had repeated blood/urine work that is all completely normal. Before I started this way of eating, my resting heart rate was over 100 and my blood pressure was borderline high.\n\nHow can you possibly say that keto is not good for you? I am in the best shape of my life. If keto was going to somehow be harmful, when should I expect the ill effects to set in?\n\nAnswer: they won't\n\nIt's great that you've stopped eating meat. That means there will be more for me.",
"I'll have what they're having.",
"ab exercises will not make you skinny nor get you a 6 pack. \nthey really don't have much muscle mass either in post or pre pick, they're just cut which gives the illusion of muscle mass. \n\nit's mostly just weight loss with some minimum muscle gain. ",
"This shit looks like the beginning of a revenge action movie.",
"Yes. Agreed. That comment. What are we talking about??",
"I lost 10 pounds in one afternoon! Ask me how!",
"That is just fucking adorable. ",
"anything specific you want to share? you sound like a climate denier...",
"Lost that baby weight",
"I'm skinny at 6'1\" and 173. I want to gain 20 lbs so I can turn the fat into muscle. It's extremely hard to build muscle in the gym when you are skinny :(",
"Ah yizz, got my blood simmering ",
"This gives the kiddy corral in OP’s pic some context. ",
"To the Hyperbolic Time Chamber...away!",
"Usually when fat people lose weight they kinda look bad (older/uglier), but his father's face actually looked a lot better.",
"check out /fitness FAQ. \nbasic stuff, count your calories, adjust up or down depending on goal and keep protein high. \nstarting strength is a great programme for lifting/putting on mass/strength. ",
"My dad and I did the same thing, if you switch the before and after picture.",
"The son is great and all but he was still good looking prior to the weight loss, but the dad straight up went from \"I file my taxes on time.\" to \"Your girlfriend calls me daddy too\". Both good lookin gents tho.",
"Jokes on you, I eat incredibly heavy food. I get my pump and protein in a single action.\n\nYou just wrap chicken cutlets around dumbells and eat it all up, bro.",
"Not sure why you're getting downvoted. Female is an adjective, not a noun. My mind goes directly to r/theredpill type shenanigans when I see it used like that... *shrug*",
"Hardest part for me. I just love beer so much. I can eat healthy as fuck...but that beer.",
"My brain started playing the pillar men theme as soon as I saw the second image.",
"\"Decide\" no S\n\nFather decides\n\nSon decides\n\nFather and son decide.\n\n\n\nYeah English is weird.",
"Okay:\n\n/u/Rich-Dude called out this commenter for being a woman or something based on the sentence sounding... Feminine? That comment has been heavily downvoted.\n\n/u/J4CKR4BB1TSL1MS decided to parody that comment by being nice to this commenter while explicitly not assuming gender",
"Basically no arm or thigh hair. Very little leg hair as well. ",
"Dad look like dr. Dre",
"Eh that's what flexing is",
"They both got into phenomenal shape while skipping arms day entirely!",
"Abortion?",
"Congratulations on the kid gentlemen",
"How is that even physically possible in half a year? Absolute madlads.",
"That wasnt vague at all",
"I said they don't talk like that. \"Hey, wife, I'm gonna take son out for bonding time\"...nope. I've got a 12 year old son and tomorrow or Sunday we are going snowboarding. The word bond will not be used. The words sick, fucking sweet, and bro will be done to death, tho.",
"Mines 6 weeks tomorrow, I’m trying to figure this out too! ",
"Keep putting in that work m8! ",
"That sounds delicious. How do you cook it? Just a scramble?",
"The weight loss is not as drastic as you would think. The son already had started lifting in pic 1. You can tell because his face barely looked like it changed shape.\n\nAlso, lighting plays a HUGE deal. \n\nI can easily reproduce the pics.\n\nI am a hobbyist lifter. I'm 5'9, 176 lbs\n\n[Purposely pushed out, no pump, just ate a fuck ton of salty soup and carbs, bloated, taken 5 minutes ago, bad lighting](https://imgur.com/a/D4RfV)\n\n[Taken a week ago, muscles fully pumped after upper body day, no bloating, half natty lighting](https://i.imgur.com/sfCAHHn.jpg?1)",
"If you haven’t yet, you should check out r/progresspics \n\nLots of great positive motivation and hard working folks! ",
"LOL, a climate denier?\n\nNo, I am a believer in climate change, a believer in science and the scientific method. I trust in things that are backed with evidence.\n\n\"What the Health\" has no evidence. It is propaganda and nothing more.",
"But the son looks 10 years...older. ",
"What a prompt delivery from OP. Nice. ",
"what does gender have to do with any of this? ",
"Why does he have the randy bobandy pants ",
"It's almost like highly processed, low-satiation (per calorie) food is the real culprit, like dietitians and nutritionists have been saying for years...\n\nIt's just that sugar and/or flour are the main contributors to these sorts of foods, which somehow transformed into a public message of \"carbs are bad\" (probably because that's easy for people to process mentally and act on).",
"Do people who hates eye contact just gather up at that town? What's it called?",
"I had a Viet gf and she def smelled when she sweat. im not sold",
"I heard she has like uhh an 8 pack",
"Or may be they gave birth to a baby. ",
"I’m more amazed that 100% of the furniture is different in just 6 months. It’s weird. ",
"I don't know.\n\nI mean she could have lost the baby, and then the whole family unit got fit together to help the couple get through it. Once they got through it together then the son and daughter-in-law adopted an orphan?\n\n",
"Damn son.",
"And the baby decided to plop right back into mommy's tummy...",
"/r/incest ?",
"Oh my god, I've had the old bull, now I want the young... old bull again.",
"Fuck he’s looking cute ",
"I used to be a Postmate so I spent most of my week on my bike. I lost sooo much weight in that job. I go to the gym multiple times a week now, but im slowly gaining it again. I just HATE doing cardio in a gym, I would rather bike, but its so cold and snowy out this time of year.",
"Yeah but then I can just make money in china.",
"That happens to all humans",
"(LOL, will do...when in the safety of my bathroom at home!)",
"In the beginning you'll wish you were dead ",
"props to the dad.\n\nNow they look young enough that they could star in \"Two Brothers\"",
"so no other confounding variables? you haven't exercised at all? gotten better sleep? changed habits? the mere fact that you are measuring the variables shows that you are now paying more attention, which is a big correlation to increased health.",
"Just look at Christian Bale. Dude changes his body from The Machinist to Dark Knight to American Hustle. It's insane.",
"Frig off Ricky!",
"I wasn't going to but your comment made me curious. ",
"TIL that losing weight makes your face more attractive.",
"They look like they belong in a kick ass Kung-fu movie. ❤️",
"Lots of furniture changed. ",
"Try getting the stomach flu. It worked for me.",
"If you haven't already subscribed to r/progresspics I recommend it! ",
"Edit: \"What would happen \"when\" if me and my dad worked out together.\"",
"You could always just slide the toppings off of the pizza or eat naked wings.",
"Has nothing to do with carbs. Has everything to do with calories.",
"Yeah I was gonna say that. I can push my stomach out and look really fat or flex and show my abs or do nothin and just have a flat stomach ",
"It comes down to the fact that proteins and fats are harder to convert to glucose than carbs are. It isn't a massive difference though from what I've seen",
"http://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/wiki/getting_started",
"Huh? That's shredded? Maybe I have a better build than I think",
"but",
"But literally all this guy said to you is he's not shredded. You keep typing paragraphs going absolutely nowhere. ",
"ok, so what are your sources to back up your claim?",
"Dad went from “please stop messing with me” to “don’t fuck with me”",
"Well yeah and dude fucking crushed it.",
"Do people still find this amusing? ",
"Experiencing this right now. I'm having to eat a stupid amount of calories to get over 130.",
"The pictures of the son pretty much could have been 2 minutes apart. A bit of belly tucking and muscle flexing et voila.",
"Quasi-Stellar Radio-source?",
"Dad's double chin reduced so he now can close his mouth",
"That’s crazy talk. Losing weight is about eating fewer calories that you burn. You can’t do that forever unless you’re trying for a Machinist cosplay. ",
"> It really comes down to diet. You lose weight in the kitchen, get fit in the gym, etc.\n\nThey didn't just lose weight though, they gained it back in the right places.",
"my first word. DAMN! \n\nProps to both! Makes me wanna renew my motivation.. \n\nedit: just checked the \"before and after\" image -- Damn to all 3! ",
"Lookin good guys! Keep it up! The Temple of Gains requires constant care diligence. ",
"I said that to get people like you riled up. I don't think being pregnant is easy. ",
"Wow, that is true inspiration. I might try to get in shape this time. ",
"Yup, I usually sauté the onions/mushrooms and then add in the spinach, then I’ll throw in the eggs. Scramble it up and top with salsa (5 cals a tablespoon) ",
"Satisfied? No? NEXT!!",
"Yup. They definitely got fit but it was super exaggerated. \n\nFurious Pete had a good video on this: https://youtu.be/M957dACQyfU",
"WHOA",
"yes. go replicate supersize me and let us know how that works out for you.",
"Holy shit that’s incredible! Way to go!!",
"think you might have some emotional issues tied to your machismo, bro ",
"Daaaamn Gina",
"I think it only counts the actual video parts and not the pre and post title cards",
"The son actually had the baby.",
"My goal is 40, do you have any subreddits that you're using for your weight loss?\n\nCongrats on the 40, dude. :)",
"Amen, this is getting ridiculous.",
"Someone had a kid in the interim...or a dog",
"Guy on the right is Kylo Ren.",
"Gahtdamn that's snappy",
"> She's not from New Jersey. She's from a garbage can. \n\nThat's like saying she's not a human she's a homo sapien.",
"What kind of diet plan are they on? That's the part that's hardest for me is the fooooddd.",
"Asian bobandy ",
"Damn looks fun to have a dad",
"Seriously? Fuck that.",
"I lost the first 100 pounds with a year of no exercise as I wasn't able to do any.\n\nOnce I was able to do exercise without hurting myself, yes, I started exercising for fitness. I run and cycle as well as weight train.\n\nBut, the point stands that keto is fantastic for your health, and for you to suggest that \"it can't be good for you\" is false. Period.",
"Oh tell me about it 🙄 I've never heard somebody describe pregnancy before. I said laze around to see how many people like you would get triggered, not because I think pregnancy is easy.",
"and its all carbs! what is a guy supposed to drink, vodka and water? fuck that i want me beers!",
"Not saying they didn't make gains, but surely you don't believe that's how they look when they're walking around every day? They're pushing their guts out really hard, not really in the spirit of the whole \"progress pics\" thing. ",
"And they used the money they saved on junk food to buy new dining room chairs!",
"Welcome to the internet ",
"I think the not smelling part is mostly a korean thing",
"Yeah well.. I can drink milk... *So there*!",
"Most of the Asian American guys I've been with had stretch marks around places like their delts and upper thighs. Does this mean I'm into saggy asians?!",
"> high fat makes you feel fuller,\n\nThis is subjective. Studies on this have been inconclusive. ",
"quick service restaurant. i owned 5 of them and ate it a lot. do not recommend.",
"Damn Dad!",
"Right? I struggle carrying a gallon or two. ",
"And no cheat days",
"rip",
"Dad was bored in \"before\" pic",
"Can I ask what your typical stats were on the bike? Like.how long you went, what your average pace was, etc.",
"Nice reach for top comment kharma",
"Lol if it was 100% about convenience I would just pick unfinished food out of the garbage and eat it. Don’t try to tell my McDonalds processed food like product doesn’t taste good. ",
"Stop preaching. Nobody wants to hear it. ",
"The ink wasn't even dry on that cynical comment before you shattered it. Lol",
"I’m sorry for your family.",
"Meanwhile, Im trying to GAIN all that weight. ",
"What are your sources to prove that what was presented in that documentary are factual?\n\nSee, I can do that, too.",
"Now if only they would stop sticking out their stomachs in the first picture we could actually get a sense of their improvement. Based on definition of the chest and arms it doesn't look like they improved much at all. Just a trick to make fit people look not fit by puffing out the face and stomach then sucking them in for the \"after\".",
"The weight loss is legit to begin with so i dont want to discredit them but the loss looks a lot more dramatic when you push your gut out. My belly also significantly bigger when I push it out. ",
"And here i am at 40, puking my heart out because i stopped smoking cigs, just threw about 12 gramms of weed because i can’t take it anymore and dating a co-worker thats so independent that i don’t know if i should text her or not. Plz send help.",
"Hair fricking everywhere. What kind of master race has hair in the butthole? ",
"you need to try a bit harder if you want to be a troll",
"Stick stomach out for dramatic effect.......................................",
"You seemed to have presumed OP cared enough to go to the gym.",
"Bond with me, Jimmy. ",
"Nice job to both of them! Even though the son is pooching his belly out quite a bit in the before pic. ",
"Or it's just word choice. Not everything has to be sexist or red pill. He's just writing a Reddit comment. I doubt he spent much time on it",
"The guy on the left has really slimmed down and bulked up. \n\nI also loved him on Fool Us with Penn and Teller. Really great magician.",
"Man! Dad absolutely looks 20 years younger! I’m getting on their plan! ",
"What does that have to do with anything you or I just said? I never said I'm going to replicate Supersize Me, just that McDonald's being disgusting is entirely your own opinion. ",
"One step at a time brother. 👍🏻",
"Isn't anyone going to talk about the elephant in the room?",
"Didn't forget",
"It's actually 5 full gallons minus 1/3rd of the last one... Are you sneaking my milk??\n\n",
"Whoosh",
"Me and my dad have yelling/cursing matches....close enough",
"A breeze to look at every ingredient of everything you ever eat every time you eat. Riiight. ",
"They did not do it in six months. It was their new years resolution. They did it in five days. ",
"That's hot.",
"How can you tell from the baby that she cheated her husband?",
"> This is partially why Asian people age slower to us\n\nWho is this \"us\"",
"It can be done, I lost 50 lbs in 6 months. My whole family lost weight because I only cooked healthy food.",
"Did they hit the gym?",
"That casual badassery was so rich, I needed more people to help me finish it.",
"I got bad news for you man... I'm Chinese and I smell horrific from the slightest sweat I break. going out on hot summer days stresses me out 😫 i actually even avoid going out during day time 😔 \n\n(You're probably talking about Koreans)",
"Lose 10 pounds in 36 hours with one weird trick!",
"It's not that we don't smell when we sweat. It's just a different smell. Can't think of words to explain it. It's a more neutral smell. When we wear cologne our body odor is less likely to alter the smell. \n\nAsians have their shortcomings too. We're definitely not the master race. I think Africans are the most humble people. As a whole, they have endured the most hardship of anyone else.",
"Oh man how fun. The only thing my family does together is bicker ",
"I am sorry Gynecologists!",
"JOKES ON YOU I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED! HAH!",
"I can eat a full meal too and pop my belly out. Not as dramatic of a change as you think. The kid probably already had abs then got back on the wagon.\n\nTldr; they're pushing the bellies out and are in good shape already.",
"Obvious photoshop ",
"Moral of the story; have kids, it’ll get you in shape.",
"giving up on alcohol probably helped speed up his change",
"Or some of us don't get butthurt at the mention of a name. Just a joke, brah. Chill.",
"You can't turn fat into muscle, that's a myth. Enough calories (especially protein) is what your muscles need to grow. ",
"Or, you know....cut the sugar. Sugar seems to be the real culprit. ",
"Asian men are considered the least attractive race by statistics. Also can't grow any body hair so there's that. \nEDIT \nI never said there wasn't attractive asians. In fact there are plenty that are. But those who are fit the western criteria of attractiveness. As a whole asians are emasculated due to their relatively low body weight, no body hair, mono eyelids. You wonder why South Korea is the biggest consumer of plastic surgery in the world, a topic reddit much likes to criticize for. \nI'm not criticizing Asians as I am am one, but don't think for a second that asians have it as well off or better than other races. We have our own hurdles and racial obstacles we face everyday.",
"so you went from obese to normal by limiting yourself from eating junk. that's not a recipe for a healthy-life-long-diet, that's a save-yourself-from-dying diet. and the great stats that you have now, are not 100% attributable to keto, like you imply, but is obviously due to the exercise and healthy lifestyle you have now.\n\n",
"MODS",
"You had more energy when you cut out carbs? Our experiences were the exact opposite",
"Don't want people thinking you're gay for your son, right? Homocestopohobe?",
"I didn't say everyone who uses it like that is sexist but it's what I associate it with, because a lot of sexist guys do (as a noun and not an adjective, that is).",
"How you doin?",
"I'm not disagreeing with him, just discussing what the guy he was responding to might have meant",
"The wife seems to have lost quite a lot of weight too! ",
"Diet companies hate her. Click here to see how she lost all that weight ",
"I wish I could roll my eyes harder. I don't actually think being pregnant is easy. I said laze around to deliberately trigger the type of people who get militant about how hard being a mom is.\n\nThat being said, everybody's got a mom. Having the body of an Adonis? Not quite as common.\n\nThey said during pregnancy you're living out your normal life. Exactly my point. You're just doing what needs to be done. You're not doing extra just because that's what you desire. If you're doing yoga you're doing it to make things easier, if you're keeping up an active lifestyle it's because that's what you think *needs* to happen to keep healthy. These people didn't *need* to go to the gym 4-7 times a week just to feel comfortable. They did extra, and they had to choose to do it every day. Yea it's healthy to be in shape, but it's not *necessary*. Once you're pregnant you don't choose to be pregnant every day. And if you choose to exercise it's rarely for superficial reasons.",
"It's humble bragging to say I'm not a fat person or that I can push my gut out? Not sure which you seem so bothered by. ",
"Idk if it's the GMOs in the food, but I've noticed alot of American born Asians not being too short or too \"small\". Of course, this sample size is only about equal to the Asian student body of my university; the dicks being a sample size of like 10.",
"What does your comment have to do with anything? \n\nBut since we are on this subject, you aren't in a position to say those things because I can tell you climb trees in the fall, and you also enjoy cross country skiing. ",
"Yea the smelling thing is for Koreans. Not all Asians. ",
"Dad bods to rad bods! Wow!",
"Saturated fat is bad and the lipid hypothesis has been proven via metabolic wards, that's enough for me.",
"Working out sure is the bees knees",
"The Tom platz of abs",
"Yours is always correct.",
"Sure that's cool and all but my dad and I are going to learn photoshop together so same results with half the work.",
"diet ≠ deficit \n\ndiet is just what you eat, you can diet to a deficit, or you can diet to excess, they're both still a diet\n\nbeing on a diet just means you're eating to a specific quantity and quality of intake, sometimes thats to lose fat, sometimes thats to gain mass, the idea is you adjust accordingly to where you are in your cycle\n\nthats why hes saying \"You don't go on a diet, you change your diet.\" because being on a diet isnt just a temporary \"I'm just trying to lose weight\" thing its a constant monitoring of your intake to match your goal body fitness",
"As if they were the same age",
"Fucking family GOALS",
"All they did just photoshopped their heads bigger. ",
"Hot. Must've inherited the bigger nipples from his mom.",
"Eating less costs more?",
"I thought that was Bobandy in the first picture for a second.",
"For dad or son?",
"DRINKING MAKES YOU FAT!?\n",
"Round is a shape too, you know",
"The son looks like Randy in the first pic",
"Bringo.",
"You're only cheating yourself out of end results!",
"thought it was shoped for a second hehehe",
"Is that related to the asian glow thing?\n\nThere's also the lactose intolerance thing. IDC i still eat cheese, but don't have to worry about the glow when consuming alcohol. My whole family doesn't get that.",
"This guy definitely has skin",
"Why do you hate him? Honestly asking. Why does it bother people that’s he posts so much?",
"To be fair, it is indicated in the first line of the article.",
"great use of your time bud",
"Giving birth + 9 months being pregnant < 6 months of workouts ",
"Happy cake day!",
"Yo, can you use your mastery to tell if she's single? That's super close to my age/location/type. Thanks!",
"How big are the onions? And how many eggs? 3? I’m just imagining a giant plate full of mushrooms and onions and like barely any egg haha. ",
"Randers",
"I think that all gets balanced out with high suicide rates, excessive expectations of performance, small dicks, and an inability to defend against the Mongolian Hordes.",
"Pork Rinds are amazing for this. Just fat and protein. Make a keto dip and it's a regular snack food for me :)",
"I'm the same, maybe it's something to do with the first 40lbs? I have barely even dropped a pants size. 35lbs is great though, keep it up!",
"Gender has everything to do with this. It is the only thing. ",
"Oh, right, the whole \"I'm just a troll/it's just a joke\" thing. I'm much more certain about the age diagnosis now. \n\n",
"I was thinking they molded the fat into a new person. ",
"Yikes. Here I am just finishing a box of rice crispies.",
"Amateur, real baby’s drink fight milk",
"“Masculinity is a prison, bro! Showing emotions is fucking sweet!”\n\nLike this?",
"Crazy transformation!\n",
"You know the rule. If you think you're good at something, there's always an Asian kid who's better at it.\n\n*inb4 newly born Asian baby with a 20 in dick, parents named him Bik Wang*",
"I guess that's one way to put it.",
"that's not how a debate works. the documentary presented a case with its relevant support. you're saying its 100% bullshit, based on nothing but your own statement. unless you plan to bring support to the table, the conversation just sort of ends there... otherwise the other side can just say \"yeah-huh!\" and we go in circles.",
"They became brothers.",
"Well he can't very well let *his son* know that all men have emotions, can he? What, you want people to start raising strong, emotionally intelligent sons? That's crazy talk.",
"Are we not going to talk about the elephant in the room?",
"Damn. Building a play pen really gives you a workout.",
"Their posture got better, too",
"Redditors are apparently as credulous as toddlers nowadays. ",
"This is incredible ",
"The switch to sweat pants is pretty ironic",
"How’d they jump the shark on that show so hard?",
"you mean small tops but big guts, yes I do, cause that is how I look right now, if I don't suck in my gut ",
"An insecure redditor lacking self-awareness and digging themselves into a deeper hole? No way!",
"Still tough after having a kid",
"Or if your like me r/gainit",
"Yes! I love r/progresspics! I get so inspired to\n work out when I see the great accomplishments I see there!\n",
"Video games distract me better than nearly anything else so you can adhere to a pretty harsh diet because games take your mind off being hungry/bored. ",
"/r/imgoingtohellforthis",
"You are simply looking for ways to invalidate keto as a safe and healthy way of eating.\n\nYour original claim is \"there is no way that keto can be healthy\". Now that you have been presented with contrary evidence, you are shifting and sliding around and trying to cling to your belief that it has to be unhealthy and that the only \"true\" way to be healthy is to stop eating meat and to be vegan.\n\nCan you not see that what you are doing is exactly what religious people do in the face of challenges to their faith?\n\nWhy would you not stop for a second in trying to be \"right\" and instead admit that you may very well be wrong and that keto is in fact a perfectly healthy way to eat, and on a lifelong basis as well.",
"Most of this advice applies to obese people. If you're trying to get big and shredded, it's a different ballgame.",
"My dad's in about the shape of the pre pic. I'm not skinny fat like that, but not built either. Sadly when I asked my dad if he'd be willing to start lifting with me, he said no. :(",
"It's not all Asian people. \n\n> The non-functional ABCC11 allele is predominant among East Asians (80–95%), but very low in other ancestral groups (0–3%).[5] Most of the world's population have the gene that codes for the wet-type earwax and normal body odor; however, East Asians are genetically predisposed for the allele associated with the dry-type earwax and a reduction in body odor.[5][18][20] East Asians (Chinese, Koreans, and Japanese) have fewer apocrine sweat glands compared to people of other descent, making East Asians less prone to body odor. -[Source](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_odor)",
"And so is your comment? How is this helpful without a link to at least one source",
"you seem really insecure..... do you need to talk to someone? shoot me a PM",
"they now know Kung Fu",
"*three* onions? That's a lot of onion in a day, let alone breakfast. I don't even think Shrek would do that diet.",
"Uh... how much is a lot to you? I'd have to drink a gallon, which seems impossible. I can barely get through the recommended 2 half quarts a day during winter months",
"Lol I'm sitting in the car in traffic, and this is amusing. If I wasn't doing this I'd be entertaining myself some other way. So yeh, great use.",
"Toxic masculinity ladies and gentlemen ",
"WHAT IS HAPPENING",
"Looks more like \"father and son learn photoshop together\"",
"While the most well known, it's not just Koreans.\n\n> The non-functional ABCC11 allele is predominant among East Asians (80–95%), but very low in other ancestral groups (0–3%).[5] Most of the world's population have the gene that codes for the wet-type earwax and normal body odor; however, East Asians are genetically predisposed for the allele associated with the dry-type earwax and a reduction in body odor.[5][18][20] East Asians (Chinese, Koreans, and Japanese) have fewer apocrine sweat glands compared to people of other descent, making East Asians less prone to body odor. -[Source](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_odor)",
"Yeah, i cut carbs immensely, went walking and worked out on my lunch at work and lost about 20 pounds in 3 months. ",
"This!\n\nI eat low carb, but not close to Keto level. I just make sure I eat plenty of protein, vegetables, and a decent amount of fat. I eat enough carbs to satiate cravings. Sometimes that's sweet stuff, sometimes it is a little bit of potato or corn. Because of this, I haven't eaten any bread or pasta in a long time and haven't even cared to try. For me it is easier to say \"I can have a little of this if I really want to\" instead of \"I can't eat any of this because it will throw my entire diet out of wack\". That mental decision alone allows me to eat less of the bad stuff and not constantly crave it just because I can't have it.",
"Gee, golly. Probably both.",
"Naw I don't, but a few have recommended some on here. Good luck! I always tell myself \"just 10lbs\" and so far it's worked 😀",
"Remarkable weight loss after child birth",
"Bought new chairs and a child was born too congrats!",
"They have lost weight, I agree, but its a hard to tell how much. Try the stance out with the younger dude in the mirror. Then stand tall and suck it in. The father looks like he lost more, but he is still slouching.\n\n",
"You sound like a dumbass. ",
"Thank you. I will try.",
"I’m imagining you eating the onions like they’re apples. ",
"17 down so far myself. If it weren't for the scale I'd have no way of knowing though lol.",
"That is awesome!!! Pictures like these totally motivated me to change my life a couple of years ago. These guys should be an inspiration to all, to see that no matter how old and out of shape, you too can look AND MOST IMPORTANTLY FEEL much better in a short period of time! \n\n\nAs a 40 year old dude, i was called \"skinny fat\" two years ago. That floored me. I weighed 170 but had a slight gut that I subconsciously held in all the time. I've always been an athlete, martial artist, bike fiend, hiker, rock climber but recently moved to the mean streets of DC away from farm life where I'd chase chickens, chop wood, etc. so...i did stop moving enough to keep me fit. Also enter eating. I used to fast constantly and suddenly with a wife, I was eating again. \n\nFast forward to two years later and i'm into bodybuilding and running...something i've always hated. \n\nAt 40, I'm in the best shape of my life. it took awhile but i owe it to hard work.\n\nWhat's the point? With determination and hard work, and some focus and discipline, anybody can be fit. \n\nI believe we are all capable of sculpting our bodies and getting healthy...moreso now that I've proven it to myself. \n\nHell, when I was in college, rockclimbing daily, playing lacrosse, bike commuting and lifting I was NOWHERE near as strong as I am today.\n\nMy bench is up by almost 100lbs, my squat as well. I can run 5 miles no problem and am back to teaching martial arts. \n\nIf you are waiting for tomorrow to get fit and start your diet, start today!! \n\nKeep detailed notes, watch youtube videos (athlene x) and get your ass off the couch!!\n\n",
"i mean some people like to get pissed on in their mouth, so you can't 100% make the claim that getting pissed on is disgusting. you have a point i guess.",
"They do not all turn red.",
"Was the dad yawning or did he have a face thing?",
"Just pop in a couple pepcid ac'c an hour before drinking and no more red face. I only drink on weekends so it's been a lifesaver in social situations. ",
"To put it simply, your TDEE (total daily energy expenditure) is how much energy, in calories, you use each day. To maintain your weight, you eat the same number of calories as your TDEE. \n\nI learned all about it at r/loseit, which has some life-changing advice and great scientific diet information. Plus it's absolutely free.",
"This is one of my plans for the year. My diet sucks, and I’ve been getting pretty serious about being active. I want to support my body better so that I can do awesome stuff :)",
"Son: “I’m the *shit* now!”\n\nDad: “has anything really changed?”",
"It's hard eating healthy when you don't have the time to cook yet need all the calories you can get when your job is so physically demanding",
"Guaranteed she gained and lost a ton more weight than than just what that baby held.",
"CHOO CHOO BROJOB BROJOB ",
"And the son looks older.",
"Ah yes, the classic 9-month diet cheat.",
"Oh no, it's not just a joke. I 100% think it's harder to stay in shape than it is to have a kid. That's why we've got so many fat moms. I did use inflammatory language to create controversy, so troll could work.",
"I’ve lost 25 lbs, so that’s about 3 gallons. Holy shit. Thanks for the reassuring motivation to keep on goin! Another 30 lbs and my Dr will be happy as FUCK!",
"Then where'd the abs go bro?",
"Boy where'd you get that body? I got it from my Daddy ma ma ma Daddy.",
"If you ser The Instagram picture it looks more like 30 days. Twice the wtf",
"I don't know if I should laugh and upvote or just be disappointed...",
"For a second i thought this was shopped, his dad is like a different person and has achieved something i never thought possible based on my assumptions for his age, wow.",
"Madness. In the best way possible. ",
"I wanna say this motivates me to work out but it kinda still dont ",
"I need this on a shirt lmao ",
"Filipino here. My laundry gym clothes smell like swamp ass. ",
"Meeps? \n \n#MEEEEPS",
"My two youngest think it’s hilarious when I lay on the floor and bench press than. I figure if I just keep at it, my strength will go up as they grow. ",
"Nipples are the same. That's how you know it's real",
"Still look like frogs to me",
"Even the mom got in on it.",
"lol you were doing alright with pretending it was just a troll. Bad move here dude, bad move. You've got some learning to do",
"In New picture there is a play area for a kid. Coincidence? I think not",
"F'real. Three onions, even if small is like hella onions. Also, carbs.",
"Only when I’m feeling adventurous \n",
"Damn...dad turned into DADDY",
"Why does it look like the dad has got shorter?",
"I'm a white male as well, but I can't ignore that my peoples come in third in intelligence as measured by standardized tests. Of course, this is on average, so it tells you nothing about any given individual, so I am clearly smarter than asians personally, but I want my whole tribe to do well, you know? \n \nThird place? Not feeling great about it.",
"Don’t we smell like garlic tho? Serious question. We eat a LOT of garlic ",
"It is most definitely not a Japanese thing. ",
"Seriously? \n\n lol I was gonna just shitpost that.. but really really? You'd rather create & birth child into this world than exercise? \n\nShit, if working out every day somehow magically became an effective birth control, I'd go SO HARD EVERY DAY TIL MENOPAUSE if it meant I didn't have to keep fucking with my biology by taking bc. ",
"To lose weight you have to eat at a caloric deficit. It's that simple, diets like low carb just work by manipulating your appetite (for the most part). The weight loss still comes from caloric deficit.",
"Maybe you need to change your diet some to cause a shake up in your metabolism? I'm sure you know this though since you've lost more than me. 50 pounds is impressive! Keep it up, you'll get there (we will get there) ,",
"So do it yourself. Might motivate him to get going too",
"I definitely checked out the dad first lol... idk what that says about me",
"I don't want to sound like a bro.\n\nBut look at those jawlines.",
"From jelly to jet li",
"But veggies are high in carbs",
"No, not *any carbs*. Low (not 0 carbs, just low) net carbs, not counting any fiber as carbs. You can fit a lot of veggies into a low carb diet when you aren't counting fiber.",
"Exercise is also a great way to lose weight quickly. I have a very bad diet, but lost 20 pounds (305 - 285, 6\"4') in a month and a half from getting a job at best buy, and buying an Oculus Rift. \n\n\nI used to stay inside day in and day out with the exception of going to two 3 hour classes a week for college. I was at I guess you could call a sweet spot where i could eat how ever badly i wanted and not get gain anymore weight.\n\n\nNow i just need to gather up the will power to diet and shed the rest of it off.",
"love the dad yawn in the before pic",
"I paint houses, right? Been doing it for years, I consider myself fit. I'm not crazy fit, I eat pizza and drink too much cider sometimes. \n\n\nI still struggle carrying more then one five gallon of paint. They have weird weight distribution, the worst handles and I'm just not that strong.\n\n\nTo think that's equivalent too forty pounds on a person is crazy. That's so much space and weight.",
"Yeah I live in Japan and it’s very much not true here either",
"Figure out your maintenance calories and try to target that like you target a deficit. Apps like MyPlate will do it for you if you put in your weight and other details, or you can use a calculator like:http://www.calculator.net/calorie-calculator.html\n\nMaintaining is pretty much the same as losing, still need to count. ",
"Holy shit! Quite the transformation and congrats!!",
"Toilet paper salesman?",
"Hey bro do I pass?? Do I talk like a normal bro, bro??\n\nBBBRRRRROOOOOOO",
"Do fem-nazis still exist? If yes, then yes.\n\nI'm a feminist, a true one, in that all sexes should be treated equally.",
"Am I going to hell if I laughed or if I felt disgusted? \n\n*I'm still laughing.*",
"Nice! You almost came across as sexist!",
"There are ads for this.",
"Anyone else notice they still haven’t hung up the picture of the elephant!",
"Dad is still like, \"...alright now what?\"\n\nSon is like, \"fuck yeeeaaaahhhh.\"",
"How did they get straight ripped in just 6 months? That sounds impossible.",
"Top picture: yeah, we're fat, we know.\nBottom picture: why don't you just marry me now",
"F'real",
"Wouldn't call not needing to worry about chest hair a bad thing. ",
"What a horribly shitty guess. \n\nShe's obviously 5'4\"",
"Saturated fat is NOT bad.\n\nSorry, your statement is completely false. The only bad fat to consume is trans fats, those that say on the label \"partially hydrogenated oils\".\n\nIf saturated fat was bad, I would surely have been dead by now since I consume so much of it. And yet I am in the best health and shape of my life. I have no signs of heart disease, no high blood pressure, no diabetes, no high cholesterol.\n\nHow do you explain that?\n\nYou want to know what does cause heart disease, diabetes, high blood pressure, and high cholesterol?\n\nIt's very, very simple. It's sugar. Sugar is the cause. Not fat, and especially not saturated fat.",
"How is it credulous to believe this? Most people aren't analysing the photo or have the knowledge to think something like \n\n>You can tell because his face barely looked like it changed shape.\n\nIt isn't as if the original image is fake or anything, it is real it just isn't as crazy as it first looks.",
"You wouldn't be cutting out essentials to your diet. The plan is sticking the \"80/20\" rule. 80% healthy, 20% whatever you want. ",
"If you eat that little carbs, you can do 0 hours of exercise a week and the weight will slide off. ",
"Imagine if you were even close to right. That person would be so paranoid.",
"Let's Go Stars!",
"https://youtu.be/3Tktb___ZGw?t=6s \n\n\nThe real HGH right there!",
"I am the fart that echos in the night",
"Kind of. More importantly, back muscles would help with posture ( pullups )",
"Shit. Well, at least I still have garlic bread. I could eat it for every meal.\n\nOr just all the time, without stopping.",
"This could be us, except you’re not my dad. ",
"This tbqh",
"Congrats \n!! 30lbs is a lot. 2018 should be great 😁",
"I haven’t been presented with any evidence... just your singular story about how you were obese and now are not because of “keto” when there are clearly other variables, like exercise, that have impacted your results. So you can’t claim it’s just keto. ",
"That still takes a lot of dedication to achieve.",
"[Here ya go my man, here's all the material you need for your session while also explaining what I'm talking about.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOHUg3A9eNM)",
"Not impossible with the correct diet and exercise routine ",
"ESKEEETTTITTTTT!",
"Probably just very strict exercise and diet. They weren't that fat to begin with. I had similar results with leangains.",
"Dad looks just as depressed as the day they started...",
"Yeah, everyone keeps talking about trying to lose weight, while I'm trying to eat more to build muscles.",
"Hell yeah!! That's awesome and keep it up. Update us! I love hearing people changing their lifestyle to get in better shape. It can change not only your health and well being, but also your full on outlook of life in general. ",
"It isn't BS if it works, and has other health benefits such as use in treatment of seizures and *reversal of type 2 diabetes* and insulin resistance. That sounds pretty non-bs to me.",
"So this is basically how all of those diet/exercise before and after photos are conjured up, right?",
"Indian here, I just get darker. ",
"She got face gains!",
"Top photo, left: Asian Randy\n\nBottom photo, left: Shredder",
"I came here looking for the Tom platz of abs",
"Oh really? I'm honestly shocked. I was being sincere in my assessment",
"Judging by the fathers face, it was mire of a sons decision.",
"And just to clarify for the person who asked the question, \"eat properly\" doesn't mean the mistaken notion of \"cut out red meats and eat tons of salad.\" It means minimize carbs -- breads, noodles, crackers, prepackaged snacks in general -- minimize sugars including fruit, completely cut out soft drinks and fried foods, and **only eat until you're slightly full.** Never ever stuff yourself for any reason.\n\nReplace these with lots and lots and lots of water (I try for 64 ounces per day minimum, but 96 ounces minimum if I'm taking workout supplements), good fats/proteins like nuts, fish, dairy, and a balance between white and red meat, and veggies of course. Eating lots of individual raw foods can make a huge difference -- I snack on roasted almonds or mixed nuts, sugar-snap peas, hard cheeses, Kind bars, sweet potato chips, beef jerky, and not too much else.\n\nAlso, take Creatine. It makes a hell of a difference, both in motivation to work out and in muscle gained.",
"1/3 of Asians can't effectively process the byproduct of alcohol (not the alcohol itself)... resulting in Asian red face",
"Wow! Even the elephant on the picture looks slimmer!",
"They look great an all but, come one, they’re sticking their guts out.",
"They also had a baby together",
"\"We all went to the gym and found a baby\"",
"GREAT PROGRESS ",
"All they worked on were abs apparently. Arms are the same size.",
"> If saturated fat was bad, I would surely have been dead by now since I consume so much of it.\n\nNo? It's just that you are at much higher risk.\n\n> How do you explain that?\n\nI don't care about anecdotal evidence, metabolic wards are clear, saturated fat is bad.",
"As I said, I lost the first 100 pounds by doing keto alone. No exercise. Did you miss that?\n\nYou can visit r/keto and see literally thousands of success stories exactly like mine. My story is not singular in any way.",
"Jesus, there's a lot of \"rules\" showing up lately that I've never even heard of. 80/20, half your age+7...\n\nWho makes all these rules, you say? Oh, just randoms on the internet? Then they're not rules, are they.",
"My dad and I tried this! But I just gave up when he went for a run without me and never came back. ",
"Looks like villagers from Kung Fu hustle",
"> what does gender have to do with any of this?\n\nThis should be put in latin as the motto for this whole decade.",
"Jawlines got a lot better too",
"I think he was talking about their expressions, not the results. Both results are amazing.",
"Looks like they decide to raise a kid together too!",
"Son's face looks a little better fat. Father's face much improved.",
"> Shit. Well, at least I still have garlic bread. I could eat it for every meal.\n\nGot bad news for ya. \n\nEating purely carbs is a good way to get fat. \n",
"Damn son.",
"Just to make it through",
"If it wasnt for the son I would have suspected photoshop, dads facial expression doesnt change a bit.",
"Well yeah, so can a caloric deficit diet because those things are mainly dependent on weight loss\n\nhttps://www.thediabetescouncil.com/can-you-manage-your-diabetes-on-a-ketogenic-diet/\n\n*bonus epilepsy foundation saying there are some studies that show short term keto can help kids with reduced seizures but the kids still had to stay on seizure meds. They also do not recommend it for adults and show the risks that can include kidney stones, slowed growth, bone fractures, and more! But I'm sure random internet people know more than both of these institutions\n\nhttps://www.epilepsy.com/learn/treating-seizures-and-epilepsy/dietary-therapies/ketogenic-diet",
"so perfectly said",
"What do you mean? The old lady had the baby, silly.",
"also true of russian women",
"It's most East Asians only. South or SE Asians tend not to exhibit this trait. It's not that they don't smell, but it's just they don't have BO. Dried sweat still smells bad, just not as bad as rotting cabbage. ",
"Not sure if you’re asking jokingly but alcohol itsef is basically empty calories. Worst offenders are cocktails with sugary drinks. Also drinking makes you eat more than you otherwise would.",
"didn't see anywhere that says asian women have more elastic skin in that ncbi paper. \ncan you point out the part?\n\n& the second abstract was short but didn't mention anything about elasticity either: \n>Asian skin differs from Caucasian skin in both structure and physiology (Fig. 1). As a result of these distinctions, Asian skins with their darker pigmentation respond differently when exposed to ultraviolet light, lasers, and other light devices. This needs to be recognized by cosmetic surgeons and laser practitioners. Asian skins also exhibit alternate clinical manifestations of photoaging. As a result, Asian skins may benefit from skin treatments targeting different aging issues as compared to those affecting Caucasian skins. This chapter will review the biology of Asian skin and discuss a clinical approach to the aesthetic management of Asian skin.\n\n",
"6 months? Pfft, [furious pete managed it in 5 hours.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M957dACQyfU)\n\nIf you don't feel like watching the video: they take the pictures in reverse. The guys are already in shape so they dehydrate, flex and take the bottom picture first, then they gorge on food and puff their bellies out and take the top picture a few hours later.",
"Don't overthink it, bro.",
"Elephant is majestic as ever",
"yes so in the first 2 pictures they are both standing sideways and sticking their guts out (mainly the son) which makes them look fatter",
"They also got new chairs",
"It is genuine, but in the before pic, they tried to make themselves look as fat as possible. If they didn't eat a lot of salt and look bloated, and didn't purposefully stick out their bellies, it wouldn't have looked nearly as bad.",
"Did they do keto?",
"From Pac-Man to Manny Pacquiao",
"In only 6 months the son lost his watch nice ",
"You’re a real winner, aren’t you? I feel sorry for your son. 😔 12 years old and you can’t use the word bond, yet “fucking sweet” will be used often. Smdh you probably don’t even see what’s wrong with that.\n\n",
"> I don't care about anecdotal evidence, metabolic wards are clear, saturated fat is bad.\n\nThat's cool that you have your mind made up. It sounds awfully similar to religious faith, in my opinion.\n\nI know that nothing I could say or any of the thousands of success stories in r/keto could do anything to even cause you to waver in your belief, so there is no point in continuing. Have a good day.",
"except in most of Asia, smaller faces are considered attractive.",
"Do we know the workout program \n",
"[Reaction gif](http://list.lisimg.com/image/3885570/500full.jpg)",
"Hot af in both pics, though. But I do see the difference. ",
"Holy shit. ",
"So the only marks I will get that are better than an Asian's are stretch marks?",
"on what account? Morning sickness for at least 2 months long, possible more frequent heart burns, shortness of breath, increased urination (even throughout the night while trying to sleep) does not sound like a comfortable time compared to maybe 2 hours max of exercise 4 days a week for 6 months. \n\nI have never been pregnant, but I can only imagine how uncomfortable it can be.",
"They went from Jackie Flan to Jackie Chan",
"Yeah but EVERY DAY!? I'd rather have my teeth pulled once instead of every day and still get the same benefit.",
"damn dude im seeing you everywhere lately\n",
"Why would you talk about carbs instead of calories?",
"Ahahaha bad move? That implies there's any consequences to any of this or that any of it matters. \n\n*You've* got some learning to do if you think my life will be at all affected by this.\n\nThe only way that I'd ever care about this is if I get enough downvotes to lose 100,000 karma. And if that happend, I'd be fucking ecstatic because that's got to be a record or something.",
"> Carbs are fine, but they don't leave you feeling full for as long as protein\n\nThe issue I take with statements like these is that people don't eat individual nutrients in isolation, we eat foods, and commonly, meals. If the sugar you're eating happens to come with a whole lot of fiber, e.g. in the form of a fruit, then it's going to be more satiating per calorie.\n\nIt's more accurate to say \"Carbs are fine, but are the main component (usually in the form of sugar and/or flour) in most low-satiation foods that are produced.\" This goes along with the message to avoid highly-processed foods, because they tend to be one and the same.",
"Hey now, some of us are into that",
"lactose intolerance , though. bye bye eggnog, lot of stuff milk related. Asking for soy milk/coconut milk option once at a house party and the house owner told me to stop being a hipster .... ",
"Bodybuilders look fat like that on the off season.",
"This just amazing!",
"Awesome. ",
"How do I lose weight in my face?",
"Wow, the daughter looks like she lost a whole person",
"Healthy fuck ",
"I'm assuming here, but I think he got his mom's nipples ",
"It's a quote from a movie (the best movie)",
"Allegedly Afghans are the actual \"Aryans\", and we're Asian (not that I believe in any master races other than PC). Neat. ",
"Well that's definitely goals!",
"Yes",
"you like for people not to ruin your dream of insulting an entire race of people? ",
"You could’ve lost that by only eating cabbage soup and water. You can get the results and that doesn’t mean it’s a healthy diet",
"yeah they clearly lost weight, but doing the overt pushing of the stomach is just so stupid and cheap. We can all tell.",
"Nothing, that's why rich-dude's comment got ripped. He said someone's opinion was irrelevant because they were a woman. Except women can have valuable opinions about father-son relationships (and other things too!); And the poster he called out wasn't even a woman to begin with.",
"Duterte would be proud",
"They look like they are pushing out their gut in the 1st pic",
"Yah but the privilege",
"I've always half agreed to this.\n\nI will totally agree that diet is a huge deal if you don't want to balloon up if you're highly variable in your exercise or have very little time to invest into exercise.\n\nI disagree in that it's very possible, without a lot of hours a week (say 10) of heavy exercise to outpace even a moderate food intake. This can get to the point that three large meals a day (a pile of food on a plate that you can't fit inside you without actual pain (lacking room to go anywhere) is not sufficient food, and you begin to hit a wall performance wise in the gym (or wherever). There is a point where you must modify your diet to a more specialized foot set beyond traditional meals to generate enough intake at a density high enough to meet the performance demands. The only real stipulation is this is not light, casual exercise. When I say 10 hours a weeks, that's 10 solid hours of high intensity work. I just bring it up because you can out pace a traditional meal plan and also begin to have problems inserting enough normal food into your body. It sounds stupid, but there is a point where a modified diet is necessary or you'll kind of perpetually starve, well, you'll ride that edge. Of course, when you stop exercising but don't change your food intake, you'll balloon right up.\n\nThey go hand-in-hand.\n\nWe only say diet is 80% or 90% because we can simply starve ourselves and get thin. We don't need exercise to get thin. Just count those calories and get them low enough for the pounds to drop off. That's it. Exercise + food is a balancing act just the same. Exercise alone requires a high and continuous investment if you just want to keep shoving food in your hole. People have a poor perception of how high that may be though, and a lot of people are pretty lazy gym goers.",
"You're sorry that I can share snowboarding with him? The kid is almost as good as I am cuz we can afford season passes. Or maybe living in a nice neighbourhood and building a third generation company for him to walk into. No, you feel sorry because I raise him to be a man. The boy has confidence oozing out of him because I don't baby my kids.",
"Please don't pass that attitude of being scared of emotion or intimacy on to you son. The world has enough damaged men who can't access any part of themselves that is remotely non-machismo. \n\nHow do you think your twelve your old would feel to know his dad is effectively scared of the word bonding and the emotional implications?",
"Exactly",
"Well shit don't I feel dumb now. ",
"Also a comic book (the best comic book)",
"If you eat less than 20g of carbs each day for 6 months, with maybe 2-3 hours of exercise a week, the weight will slide off. I was massively fat so I couldn't do a lot of muscle building due to sore joints, but I spent a lot of my time doing cardio on a bike.It really comes down to diet. You lose weight in the kitchen, get fit in the gym, etc",
"Father and son decides to learn photoshop together. ",
"Good luck with those gains!",
"Not necessarily. You can make up the calories with low carb foods like vegetables, chicken, nuts, etc., and still lose weight. It has more to do with your body converting your stored fat into energy, rather than using the carbs you're eating",
"On the other hand, white people tend to be good looking, so you've got that going for you \n\n\nThen again, maybe I'm biased since I'm Asian and live in the US",
"Looks like they both dropped their bellies in like 20 days. How is that possible? ",
"White is alllllllllllright! I recommend it to anyone.",
"Brazzers.",
"Creepy how their tits stayed the same",
"> That's cool that you have your mind made up. It sounds awfully similar to religious faith, in my opinion.\n\nMy history tells otherwise, how many years I was on the paleo train, who knows, I was even mod of an antivegan subreddit, I'm not biased at all.\n\nYou are the religious one who denies the research.\n\n> I know that nothing I could say or any of the thousands of success stories in r/keto could do anything to even cause you to waver in your belief, so there is no point in continuing. Have a good day.\n\nSo basically collective anecdotal evidence of people who lost weight on keto? Of course they would, but they could be healthier.\n\nMaybe, just maybe, being in ketosis is protective against the effects of saturated fat, but none of you keto zealots care enough to fund a study, so for now the science is clear.",
"Think I just need to exercise but I've never been able to get the motivation or energy to do it",
"That's more Hollywood brainwashing. Do you really think there are no attractive Asian males. Also less hair is more desirable... look at all those white people around you shaved from top to bottom. ",
"Just /u/Rich-Dude being a dick. Take one look at his comment history and you'll get it. It's gold.",
"I'd love to know their workout routines. The article doesn't explain enough.\n\nIncredible!",
"Dad's hot, bro.",
"Uhhhh.... in or on? The distinction is very important right now...",
"Anyone know what their routine is? ",
"He will surely get gellfriend now. ",
"Waist got smaller, hair got bigger",
"I am top left. How do i become bottom left?",
"They definitely exaggerate the transformation, but look at the ribcage and oblique Visibility in both pictures. Puffing out your belly doesn't do a whole lot for hiding the core definition around the ribs and the obliques. Can't say much about their muscle gain, but there's definitely a good amount of fat loss",
"Whoa! Impressive! Dad looks like older brother. ",
"Well yeah when u put on weight so quick I'm sure u look a bit bloated but yeah look at his chin and jaw",
"Goddamn Mongolians",
"He's taller, and is carrying more fat and muscle.",
"I think your sign is backward. At least I hope it is.",
"He's a troll, look at his history",
"Second from left got in shape, but lost her ass in the process. Damn shame. Damn shame. ",
"And the son went from your nice, average dude to lady killer. \n\nFuck I gotta get back to the gym. Not fat just too skinny.",
"And it's only Jan 5! ",
"I just made some diet up that MyFitnessPal called insane and lost 20 pounds in less than a month. Was thrilled to see the weight go but tiring.",
"I have been eating this way continuously for over FIVE YEARS.\n\nAgain, **when** are the disastrously ill-effects of the keto diet going to affect me? I think if anything was going to happen that there should have been **some** sign by now.\n\nThis is ridiculous. Enjoy your vegan diet. I am finished here.",
"That's your skinny privilege /s",
"Sold the books for nutrition",
"Stairs?",
"It's my year of redemption",
"Daaaaaaaum! ",
"Good for you! Happy new year!",
"> Asians have the most elastic skin of any people on Earth, meaning when they lose weight, their skin snaps back better than a white person. If these were white people, they'd have a little saggy extra skin.\n\nYou racist. You are saying one race is superior to another in some way, so you are a racist.\n\nAnd yes I know that is absurd, but saying Asians have, on average, higher intelligence and IQ is considered racist, even though it is genetic as well.\n\nPeople are dumb.",
"I got 15 sober ones for you",
"Just scrolled by your comment and wanted to say thank you for putting a smile on my face! Keep up the kindness :)",
"And they had a kid apparently.",
"Wow you really gained a lot of weight over a week. Maybe slow down a bit.",
"I decided to get in shape. I just chose a different less conventional shape.",
"Flexing in the 2nd picture. Just saying. ",
"where are you getting these fun facts?",
"By the condition of the floor it looks like it took a while. ",
"What is that, like, decades of films?",
"Am i alone in thinking this looks photoshopped? Also these guys are clearly not as fat as they look in the first pic they are pushing their gut out.",
"fuck man you’re such a BADASS. Let’s smash some RED BULL and talk about our CAPITAL GAINS. Later we can laugh at poor people and jerk each other off. You down?",
"Yeah carbs has nothing to do with it though for anyone reading and wondering. It may help curb your hunger/desire to eat more though, but all that matters is calories. Substituting carbs for an equal amount of calories of something else will do literally nothing for you in terms of weight loss.",
"jesus even the chairs improved",
"I would argue the opposite exactly! ",
"lol why are you so insecure about your masculinity",
"Not only is /r/Pics being flooded by /r/ProgressPics it's now being flooded by stolen progress pics? Are you shitting me ",
"Check this shit out. Dude is “Alpha as fuck” but his wife cheats on him. He sounds like a scumbag. \n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/askMRP/comments/7lq860/caught_wife_cheating/?st=JC2MNOU3&sh=4ab92f70",
"He seemed to have cared enough about OP going to the gym :)",
"Him?",
"Seriously though. It took 6 episodes.",
"Hm, that's interesting, I'm white and I have zero wrinkles in my mid thirties, but way more sun spots than average. I wonder if it's for the same reason, more collagen than normal. I also have super yellow undertones for a white person, so maybe the pigment type is part of it?",
"Idk mate, if you never exercised or not regularly.. 6 months from fat to ripped.",
"> It's still great progress though",
"Pepcid might mask symptoms but it's not preventing any damage/elevated cancer risk. It might even lead to higher levels due to no bodily signals thus more drinking. Just be careful. \n\n>An active ingredient and antihistimine in Pepcid Complete, famotidine, can actually reduce the intensity of the facial flushing that many East Asians exhibit upon consuming alcoholic beverages. However, this practice does not facilitate acetaldehyde metabolization and could potentially lead to an even more serious situation as young ALDH2-deficient drinkers feel free to drink more if they don’t have to worry about their faces turning red. As a result, antihistamine use might further elevate the risk for esophageal cancer.\nhttp://dujs.dartmouth.edu/2009/11/esophageal-cancer-and-the-‘asian-glow’/#.WlAbmtCIa7M",
"I’ve tried doing that, felt like my stomach was going to burn out of my abdomen.",
"only if he's born black\n\n(I'm so sorry I had to)\n",
"Hahaha you think having a brick sitting on your bladded for 9 months, puking up every morning and having to chug antacid for permanent indigestion just so you can sleep at night is easier than 6 months of workout? Plus birth? And the several weeks of recovery and necessary workout afterwards to recover the body?\n\nAre you craaaazy?\n\nJust the permanent feeling of bladder discomfort for months on end is enough to absolutely hate yourself, let alone the rest. Pregnancy is not a cake walk.",
"Downvoted because GallowBoob. ",
"https://www.reddit.com/r/askMRP/comments/7lq860/caught_wife_cheating/?st=JC2MNOU3&sh=4ab92f70\n\nLikely has daddy issues. You sound like a scumbag",
"You really must be insecure to feel the urge to bring others down like that ",
"Nice photoshop",
"For many it is exceptional or unobtainable mainly because they want to 'live life' by not living it. Dedication is work and work is a buzz word for fuck that. ",
"Thank you for your comment. It was great and added a ton!",
"Coat hangers?",
"Dude let him enjoy his bacon and sausage. He can die young from heart disease looking like $1M.",
"lol",
"I lost 21 kg this year (well, 2017). Just changed my clothing style and people are all telling me \"WTF you melted\"... No, i just didn't have money for clothes",
"found the guy who thinks he's the only real person in the world",
"Easier just to build the foods you enjoy once in awhile into your diet. I had ice cream last night but still came in under 1800kcal.",
"It's honestly sad for me. I loved the show. Season 1 and 2 were amazing and waiting those years for the next season was agonizing. Now I didn't even bother to finish the latest season.",
"This woman lost 3kg overnight and the way she did it might surprise you. Click here to find out more. ",
"I'm happy for them but at the same time lament the loss of asian Randy",
"In just 6 months? Wow, their diet must have been crazy.",
"that is incredible! good for them.",
"Kinda racist, but really funny ",
"Good God, seriously? I've only ever heard this said the other way around",
"Holy hell, man, you've stirred up a hornet's nest! I step away for an hour and come back to all-out war.",
"That's why it's a slow tuesday for him.",
"But you'd get fat.",
"I managed to hit the magic combo of good skin, not smelly, decently tall, and can consume copious amounts of alcohol. But I'm ugly as fuck so there's that. ",
"bigger frame",
"Or let it all go",
"Weird question, but what percentage of sideboob pictures you receive are the gender you prefer? ",
"💦",
"I'm simply doing what works for me.\n\nEating this way makes me feel normal. It makes me sleep well. It makes me have mental focus and clarity. It makes it to where I don't have intrusive thoughts about eating sugar. It cleared up my skin. It made my libido skyrocket.\n\nMy body is finally functioning the way it was meant to. I am not someone to deny evidence if it has merit. I did tons of scientific research prior to beginning this journey in my life. I am no zealot, but if it makes you feel better to think I am so that you are able to more easily dismiss me as a person and to dismiss all of the people that have had tremendous success eating this way, then so be it.",
"Damn, fuck me for trying to crack a joke right? ",
"How did they manage to get shorter?!",
"Hm",
"What's *your* excuse, non-Asians?",
"Hitler got it wrong. I knew it.",
"I was a Dad to a 5-month-old when I finally found it. The trick was to get tired carrying my infant son up two flights of stairs, get really disgusted with myself and totally change my eating habits and start exercising for the first time since I was 14. I’m down from 220 to 160 and from shit shape to fit. I blame it all on my son. \n\nI get amused that 4.5 years later he’s a huge 5-year-old weighing over 60lbs and our combined weight is still less than that fateful day. ",
"You might start thinking what’s the harm of taking a day off. ",
"/r/cheeseAndCrackersReddit",
"Can confirm, did 250->200 in 3 months with Keto, very little exercise. Eating mostly meat and cheese. ",
"Let me jump on the train, where do i start to get fit? I am afraid that i would get tips, that totally destroy my body/joints.",
"Not really, I just wanted to express my opinion about that picture. Yeah, they're really fit I know, but ugly. So in a way \"f-ugly\".",
"Perhaps it was green onions? ^^^I ^^^hope",
"Black don't crack.",
"I lost 15 but wasn't trying too. I've been trying to eat more instead 😂\n\n( half marathons be crazy )",
"Its prevalence decreases the further you are from mongolia, so the further south and the further west you are. This is because the gene originated and spread from mongolia. China, western japan, and korea are all pretty close. South east asia is much farther. ",
"This photo is motivated me to workout. nothing is impossible..\n\n",
"Testosterone. It spikes when you’re 15-20 and then plummets and gradually increases until you’re about 60-65.",
"I mean the OP's post is proof that attractive Asian males exist all on its own.",
"He also looks like a black and muscley (but equally large) Hank from Breaking Bad.",
"I have no idea what your greater sign is supposed to mean... Is it the one you prefer or the one that's more of a burden?",
"Yeah they are basically pushing out their lower back forwards too much and completely letting go of proper posture",
"Holy crap!! 😍😍😍",
"yikes",
"OP simply said they had bonding time. He/She didn't say those were the exact words being spoken. That's like being offended someone operating a car as \"driving.\"\n\nHonestly. Who gets offended by the word \"bonding?\" It's too bad you've already spawned. I'm sure you're raising another asshole that we're going to have to find room for on this planet.",
"This is so disingenuous. They're all poking their stomachs out unnaturally, and wearing sleeves so we can't see arm tone. What an attention whore family",
"Does anyone know why these people faces change?",
"You never know, he could be a walking example of the [French paradox](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_paradox).",
"Speaking as someone who struggles with insulin resistance and is on the low end of my healthy weight range insulin resisitance and diabetes is not simply dependent on weight... Sometimes there are other factors in play such as hormone issues or just consumption of too much dang sugar (even if you're a healthy weight.)\n\nAlso your source says that there is no way to cure or reverse diabetes. Now for type 1 I understand that to be true, but type 2 is reversible (and low carb diets or fasting are commonly used for this purpose, as is weight loss in applicable cases) so... That's kinda questionable. ",
"And the whole lactose intolerance...But then again Asians also have really strong hair that grows fast. ",
"Bitchin'",
"I just lost 5 pounds...ask me how!",
"Baby looks like the dad to me. It could be his. ",
"We “evolved” to live closer to the Arctic... more hair and less pigment cause the sun doesn’t get very high. :(",
"\\#15 Will *Shock* You!",
"Props to you, you do more work finding source material than the poster 99% of the time.",
"Tiny cocks tho",
"We -do- smell when we sweat. It smells of... sweat. When it gets stale it still gets stinky, it just doesn't have a distinctive smell of BO. According to my SO, it also means that I don't smell as 'manly' when I've just come back from a run (fresh sweat), compared to say, a Caucasian.\n\nAnd the downside of the Asian skin thing is that we get horrible keloids when we -do- get hurt.",
"And pregnancy is the easy bit of children ",
"Both.\n\nSource: hairy-ass white guy",
"Pretty sure it's considered extremely racist to point out ethnic differences on reddit. I get banned all the time for talking about racial IQ differences.",
"This is achievable in six months? Is there a program diet routine someone can point me towards?",
"No. If you absorb as many calories as you expend you will not lose weight. No matter what. ",
"I wouldn't mind feeling a baby kick inside me, has got to be a pretty cool feeling. There are some pros with all the cons.",
"If you caramelise them they'll cook down to almost nothing, but I don't know who would spend an extra hour caramelising onions for breakfast.",
"Heyyyyyyyyy ",
"They also decided to get a baby?",
"Oh my God. ",
"look at mum's neck. she smashed it.",
"Get it! Hope to see your 100 lbs down post soon!",
"Dad looks like George Takei from the side. Oh myyyyy",
"Skinny in the kitchen, strong in the gym. ",
"You just have to stay consistent. Try to calculate your calorie intake to stay even, and make sure you eat 400-500 calories above that everyday. The weight will come.",
"HOW. O_O\n\nI would love to go from a giant beer belly to a flat stomach in a single month, that’s crazy. Either I suck at diets and stomach workouts (entirely possible) or there’s something I’m missing. ",
"French myth, they actually have shown the french are generally unhealthier as per normal overall data, what they have going for them is being fit",
"I'm not full Asian but I am mixed and the best benefits for me besides good skin are naturally straight hair and very little/very fine body hair. I could go weeks without shaving my legs and no one would notice. It's incredible.",
"Photoshopped for sure photoshop ",
"Great job guys! Now, lets talk about your posture. O.o",
"They even had a child together, how beautiful. ",
"Damn bruh what super skin powers do us latinos got",
"I don’t think anyone got your One Punch Man reference.",
"Nice photoshoping skills.\nOn the rare chance it's not photoshopped, loosing that amount of weight at a high age runs the risk of introducing concentrated toxins into your body due to the consumption of fat, so better get yourself checked before hitting a few more reps.",
"On behalf of Americans I would like to issue a sincere apology and offer you this complimentary up-vote",
"Wow you can really see the difference in the parents! ",
"Dad can’t look more bores Lmao. “Meh i guess im fit now”",
"How's your earwax tho",
"Guys, stating that you're bonding with your son is super girly. Better off calling him bro and keep it on a friend level.\n\nlol",
"I love you for being 'that guy' XD",
"And more like his dad",
"I see a lot of diet talk going on about cutting carbs and keto. I want to clarify something that may blow your mind: carbs rarely turn into fat. The reason people get fat from eating too many carbs is due to excess glycogen. When the body has glycogen, it uses that as energy instead of your fat storage. Meaning carbs can make someone fat by preventing the body from burning fat, not from turning into fat.\n\nIt is possible to turn glycogen into fat, a process called De novo lipogenesis. But that is if you eat massive amounts of carbs per day for consecutive days. Insulin also plays a role, but not as much as people make it out to be. For instance, protein also spikes your insulin, and in some cases even more so than carbs. But everyone seems to pick on carbs more.\n\nBottom line is anytime you eat carbs or protein, your body will prefer to use that as energy. But once they use it up, they revert back to using your fat storage. Carbs get a bad rep because it is so much easier to over eat with carbs than protein or fat.\n\nRead more about this at [examine.com](https://examine.com/nutrition/how-are-carbohydrates-converted-into-fat-deposits/)",
"Well at this point you're arguing with the diabetes council, not me. Maybe send them a message telling them of your findings. ",
"Please tell me you use thick and chunky salsa, you know, for more onions.",
"I know that was sarcastic but I’ve been trying to bulk up for the last few months and lemme just say, the hardest part for me has been eating enough calories every day. 3200 for a guy my size (about 6’0” 160 lbs) is a *lot*",
"Photoshop pro",
"Less fat?",
"Lucky mom",
"He actually did get pretty close, just a few small deviations. Uncanny",
"I'm just looking at how things have changed in the background. 🙄",
"This is great",
"Yea until you realize a small-ass gala apple has 12g of NET carbs, which is about half of the recommended DAILY carbs for a Keto diet. I decided a week ago to try that diet and holy shitskis is it hard to cut carbs that much right away. ",
"Damn. The son even corrected his posture. ",
"Haha it must feel good, congrats!",
"/u/shiftasterisk started the reference, I merely continued it",
"Lol, I’m not gallowboob. \n\nWouldn’t a shill want to be less recognizable? Almost by definition? If people recognize him, he can’t pass his opinion off as “what the masses think.” A recognizable shill is... just a person. \n\nI don’t see how posting things like this photo make him hateable. I think you might be taking reddit a tad too seriously. ",
"You named the money Annie's boobs?",
"How dense are people on this website? These guys are clearly pushing their stomachs out in the top pick. The younger guy also clearly already had mass as evident by his chest.\n\nFucking idiots. ",
"Well helllllloooo......",
"Yep\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M957dACQyfU\n\n",
"How did they do this?",
"The fuck? i don't hate jews. My mother is a secular jew.(immigrated to France from Jerba)\n\n>antizionism != antisemitism\n\n>In fact many jews are antizionist:\n\n>* Jewish rabbi speaks out against zionism https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDG4jgT7_VA&feature=youtu.be\n\n>* Noam Chomsky\n\n>* Rebel Rabbis: Anti-Zionist Jews Against Israel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKplabTRuak\n\n>Even Einstein criticized the zionist freedom party likening it to \"the Nazi and Fascist parties\" and stated \"The Deir Yassin incident exemplifies the character and actions of the Freedom Party\".",
"I see you Asians over here trying to outhumble the Africans... I'm onto you.",
"Are you sure you've never been pregnant? You've got it spot on.",
"> Eating this way makes me feel normal. It makes me sleep well. It makes me have mental focus and clarity. It makes it to where I don't have intrusive thoughts about eating sugar. It cleared up my skin. It made my libido skyrocket.\n\nI come from those communities so I know were you are coming from.\n\n> I am no zealot, but if it makes you feel better to think I am so that you are able to more easily dismiss me as a person and to dismiss all of the people that have had tremendous success eating this way, then so be it.\n\nYes I'm sure but many of those people haven't also tried a whole food vegan diet with no gluten or so?\n\nKeto as opposed to paleo has the mistake of including *processed* meats which are carcinogenic.",
"Why do people think this is incredible? I am very happy for this family for reaching their physical fitness goals together. But six months is a long time, and this kind of progress isn't unprecedented in the slightest.",
"That is amazing! They no longer look like father-and-son, they look like brothers now...",
"Looks like they each had a kid and that's why the baby gate is there",
"Son definitely has mom's nipples",
"Thank you! Everyone has been so nice here, I'm truly touched 😊",
"Love the Photoshopped abs.",
"Ancient Chinese secret",
"\"I mean, I have no skills or education but at least I'm white! Gotta count for something!\"",
"Guy in white jeans looks like Randy from Trailer Park Boys",
"Indeed, it's pretty amazing how the beer gut magically goes away in less than 3 weeks. I've been working out but the baseline isn't what they'd like us to believe.",
"Sure bud, have fun being trapped in your own little world.",
"Well fuck ",
"I thing the son worked out while the dad gave birth and lost his baby weight, that is why there is a baby cage in the back of the \"after\" photo. ",
"\"You're spotting dimes, eating onions, I don't know what to believe\" ",
"No, I just don't think anything matters. Nobody is important. Nothing is important. One day we'll all die and nobody will remember this.\n\nIf my car crashed right now and everyone in it died, it wouldn't matter. I'm not special.",
"They are regulars posters over on /r/abdl",
"Maybe not for some. I had it pretty easy, though. \n\nWas on birth control, had no symptoms at all, didn’t find out until 4 months in. Didn’t show until almost 6.5, didn’t have to deal with heartburn. \n\nGiving birth definitely sucks, though. I don’t recommend it.\n\nLost all of my baby weight sitting on my ass and breast feeding while nomming down cheesecake because I was hungry ALL the time. I dipped down past my pre-pregnancy weight after 3 weeks.\n\nI wish it was that easy for all the women. Not that I was in shape or anything, so maybe that doesn’t even count.",
"Shrek is all about eating some onions. ",
"I have nipples Greg, can you bond with me?",
"That's a lot of fucking onions",
"Ok broseff. Enjoy your mcd’s, see you on the other side. ",
"Meth is a hell of a drug.",
"For real-having people telling you to eat more all the time and questioning if you have an eating disorder is Not a privilege. Some people fat. Some people skinny. Its All Good Y'all! Love yo' bodies. ❤",
"My freckles just connect.",
"Damn being overweight really ages you, the dad looks *waaaay* younger in the 2nd pic ",
"You took my job. ",
"That dad looks like a different person. ",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ue_KpuWiIO4",
"Easy for Asians ",
"There is a vegan keto subreddit ",
"Because he is",
"A mass-downvote Reddit punishment due to relevantly incorrect gender assumption has now devolved into a commentary on the ridiculousness of people who make a point of not assuming gender. We've officially come full circle.",
"He is older\n\nEdit: Glad y’all got the Mitch Hedberg reference!",
"The son is forcing is stomach out to look fatter than he really is the before pictures.",
"Son is sexy",
"Been lifting 3-4 days a week for 4 years. This is so true. I still look like a tube of toothpaste that someone has not been squeezing from the bottom. It's frustrating because I put a lot of hours in at the gym and I know what I COULD be after 4 years of lifting, but instead I look pretty goddamn average because I can't get my diet together.",
"Idk about that one buddy",
"No they wouldn't, they weren't fat enough to have 'sagging' skin, white or not, especially the young lad.\n\nEdit: you literally downvoted this comment in 3 seconds, that's not an exaggeration, you're are what's wrong with this website, i've seen endless people lose more weight than this with zero 'sagging', i've trained many personally, i think you need to learn what that word means.",
"Right back atcha (☞゚ヮ゚)☞\n\n\"wow you don't have anything better to do with your time\" I mean yea I do, but none of it matters and this is what I wanna do, so why not do this? ",
"Nah not really dude, that's like 2 big Mac meals and a large soda. Can do that in my sleep mate.",
"I made it to 3 seconds. I could not take more.",
"Take a look at these though\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/lCMRaKs.jpg\n\nSame family. I think it's more than just lighting and puffing out. The jawlines especially.\n\nEdit: also important: the guy's fat butt in the first picture, and on the very right of his arm you can see his back fat sticking out so he's not just leaning back",
"What a transformation. Wow!",
"The first week or two of keto sucks pretty hard, but after that it felt great.",
"But there is no end.",
"ruh roh\n\ngo back to The Real Reddit: The_Donald and stay there",
"Looks like the kid is forcing his gut out to make it look worse in the first picture ",
"But it's ok, because he bought himself an escort for an xmas present. Let's not forget that he isn't poor and that he has a 10\" 'manhammer' which he isn't shy about telling people about.",
"I wish OP was this guy so I could compliment him. Would also love to be able to do this with my dad",
"And he looks like he is ready to kick some ass",
"THAT'S JUST A NORMAL EXERCISE ROUTINE!!!",
"Can I touch your sexy muscles",
"\nAnd motherfuckers act like they forgot about whey. ",
"Hell Ya! Great job!",
"Happy cake day",
"A more attractive older though ",
"Dad's expression is the exact same lol",
"Americans, I guess.",
"Yeah she has abs like Big Fucking Lenny: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJw8JCrZG4A",
"I need the work out plan? How many time you went to the gym through out the week? How long you spend in the gym for each visit? Eating habits? ",
"I love that this meme is now a thing.",
"Wish my dad would talk to me, let alone workout together, I’m going to go sob now.",
"I said the loss is not as drastic. I never said that there was no loss. I never claimed it's only just lighting and puffing out. ",
"You dropped this /s.",
"Don’t just minimize carbs, reduce everything. If you’re North American it’s likely that yes, you do eat too many carbs though. \n\nBut - repeat after me - carbs are NOT bad for you. They are a *necessary* part of your diet, along with proteins, fats/lipids, water and various vitamins and minerals. \n\nWant a good idea of what you should be eating and how much? Start here:\n\nhttp://www.iifym.com",
"who the fuck eats that many onions in one sitting lmao",
"He lost weight everywhere; it just shows more in the face because we humans are face-recognizing machines. (Finding an example is as easy as pointing out that most people see a face in this: `:)`)",
"Doctors hate him! ",
"It sucks not to be able to bulk when you are 20, but when you are 45 and the thinnest person in your peer group without really even trying, being a ‘hard gainer’ is brilliant. \n\nIt’s like only having to shave once a fortnight. It seems embarrassing but after shaving 300 times a year, you soon wish you only needed to do it 25 times a year\n\nSource: was 6’3 and 150lb at 20 years old. Now 180lbs but almost same waist size (gone from 30 to 31 inches) and still eat pretty much whatever I want. Shave 300 times a year ",
"Eating like that wasn’t exactly my goal though. Hitting all the right macros and eating that much is what I mean.",
"Are we sure they just didn't give birth to children? I mean the evidence is there.",
"Start chugging beers my dude. Can confirm the weight will pile on :/",
"Are you a female? 140 lbs at almost 6' is tiny!",
"Who are you Gallow? And do I keep seeing you on the front page?",
"Yep. Good thing I'm not a heavy drinker to begin with. ",
"3 onion rings amirite",
"Dr. Dre's DEAD, he's locked in my BASEMENT",
"Bro, I drank titty milk for 1 year and doubled my size.",
"In the end, it doesn’t even matter.",
"I think I don't care if they do. It's just a website. A media website with millions of users, but just a website. I don't really care if my piece of it isn't equal to some other guy's.\n\n¯\\\\\\_(ツ)_/¯\n\nI appreciate you answering my question though.",
"Hey dad, my friends have been telling me about this, HGH. Want to give it a try?",
"They both look 15 years younger ",
"So is r pics just r weight loss now? ",
"And plenty of juice.",
"Think of the gains bro",
"Damn, the dad looks drastically different.\n\nBefore, he looks like the stereotypical lazy Asian landlord.\n\nAfter, he now looks like a veteran Hong Kong action star that always keeps in shape.",
"Man I wish my family would do this instead of just being a bunch of fat sacks of shit",
"How did your dad get taller than you?",
"That or completely different people.",
"They look like they could give you a bad day!",
"So I wasn’t saying that a protein surplus won’t make you gain weight but it doesn’t cause the same rapid weight gain as an equal excess of carbs because unused amino acids will he excreted and protein turns to amino acid before it turns to glucose where carbs go straight to glucose which turns to fat without converting to something that will potentially be shed. From livestrong.com \nAlthough protein offers a number of health benefits, more does not equal better. If you eat more calories than your body needs from protein sources, the excess is converted to fat, albeit in a roundabout way. Protein is first metabolized into amino acids and ammonia. The leftover carbon compound is converted into glucose, which your body uses for energy. If your cells have enough glucose, and there is no space left to store it as glycogen in your muscles or liver, the excess glucose is converted into fat and stored.",
"This is bullshit they were both pretty in shape already and most likely quit for a month and ate a lot that particular day. You ever see these type of ads on random sites, they use this tactic to sell stuff. I'm in pretty decent shape and I could definitely achieve this look taking a break and eating lasagna and taking a pic pushing my belly out lmfao",
"i’ve seen rich-dude in other subs. he’s a troll. ",
"Obstetrician, you mean",
"Well that and the fact that the dude in the video still looks fat in his \"after\" shot, he's just flexing. He's even covering his stomach so you can't see he doesn't have a six pack, like some of the before/after photos he was trying to call out. ",
"Most of the great apes.",
"I have no idea why you are being down voted. \n\n\nHaving a kid would definitely spark me to be way healthier in everything I did.",
"I bet mom is happy. ;) ;)",
"He grew himself a jawline.",
"Yes!",
"What'd, he have a manhole for a head?!",
"Nani!?",
"From totally trying to make themselves look unfit to making themselves look buff in under 3hrs!!!!!! Check out their routine! !!!!!!\n\nhttps://youtu.be/M957dACQyfU",
"In shape???? Understatement",
"I was fortunate* (said not seriously at all) enough to deal with Hyperemesis Gravidarum- I had morning sickness for the full pregnancy, and it was severe. I was very, very sick. It was easily the worst part, but the heartburn, diarrhea, constipation (yep you can have both!), the fact there was a nerve being compressed by a fetus... \n\nAdopt, don't shop! Never fucking again, man. Adopting one that's already potty trained if I ever lose my mind and want more kids.",
"Me too. I have decided to lose 15 pounds per month. Just 23 pounds more to go for this month. ",
"Oh shit fuckin horrible how did you know? Is that an Asian thing? I have to do the ear cleanse thing every 6 months it's nuts. ",
"Yea if you're pregnant then ypoull be fat too",
"It's exactly this. Myself included, I'm not quite overweight for my height but I'm definitely not in shape. Although exercising should be the norm and i know it'll benefit me down the road, most people just see it as they can live life without it, so why bother? Most people just don't have the motivation to try and better themselves in this way. It doesn't help that as stated above, being overweight is simple a normal thing in America. \"Since everyone else is overweight it doesn't matter that i am too\" is the thought process here.",
"[But you never know with asian genes](https://pics.me.me/the-average-asian-aging-process-age-20-30-age-30-50-age-14027344.png)",
"I think the lighting changed his face enough to make it lok like that",
"The whole family looks damn good. They're family goals for sure.\n",
"Is today leg day? No, it's Dre Day",
"Jesus that dad indeed looks like a new person here, \nMy dad always lied to me telling those bellies are full of beer and cannot be reworked with \nI can show him this and talk.",
"What’s funny is that the top is actually the after. They used to workout all the time, and then they just gave up on life. ",
"I'm proud of these adult Asian men I've never met",
"decide*. Get your shit together u/GallowBoob",
"And they had a kid too",
"Carb cutting and running is my guess. ",
"Upvoted for the jokes, but he honestly does, and more than \"he's a few years older\". I think it's better to say he looks more featured. What looked like a chubby face from a fat childhood turned into some properly sharp features.",
"What was their training regiment? ",
"Calorie for calorie you won’t gain as much from excess protein as you will from excess carbs due to the metabolizing protein into amino acids and ammonia which get excreted if unused. ",
"The kid in the before picture looks like bobandy",
"Maybe 40 years younger even",
"Yeeeeeeeeeegggghhhh I take back everything I ever said about women having it worse with periods",
"Son was already fine af in the before",
"This is a fantastic post. You almost never see asian families go through an event like this",
"HGH",
"jesus rand really lost some weight no more cheese burgers ",
"This is a fantastic post. You almost never see asian families go through an event like this",
"Nah. It’s much easier.\n\nAnyone would rather have an hour of torture of the grind of going to a gym everyday.",
"Now it's Father and grandfather (the childish thingy in the background) ;)",
"Yeah, look at the posture in the top photo",
"Lots of people taking some, granted, medium to high quality bait.",
"You can find him on instagram @xyjesse and you really only need to learn written chinese without worrying about the dialect :)",
"Yes but you gain weight easier from excess carbs than excess proteins for the way your body metabolizes it. ",
"This family's never even *heard* of chest hair.",
"Brb texting my dad :O",
"It is...\n\nAnyone would rather do that.",
"it's a Scott Pilgrim reference",
"I think they meant, “pregnancy is ‘less great’ than working out.”",
"Humans actually aren't supposed to be lactose tolerant. Ethnic Europeans have an abnormally high lactose tolerance relative to all other ethnicities. Also the worst skin of all ethnicities, unfortunately.",
"Drink ridiculous amounts of water and eat a spoon of crunchy peanut or almond butter whenever you have cravings. Diet only 6 days a week. Thank me later. ",
"Hell yes! This is awesome ",
"When does it start increasing again after it plummets? Around 20?",
"Swapped the sofa for a $30 play-gym, sorted!",
"Lession learned: I can procrastinate fitness and gym until I have a overweight son that comes with me.",
"They even got a nicer chair",
"Just don't talk about your politics in unrelated subs and we'll call it even.",
"I see. How does that work?",
" Happy cake day to you as well sir",
"He went from I'd card you for cigarettes to 'this drinks on me'",
"bruh",
"Which is ironic as east asians have smaller noses. You'd think more body odour would be balanced out by smaller noses.\nUnless body odour serves a purpose so having larger noses to smell your stronger odour is a good thing.",
"Next episode ",
"Heh as a buff person trying to get abs. The saying I got by are Abs are made in the kitchen. I still lose because I love food way too much.",
"That's been about my weight loss rate per month as well. It seems to work well this way. Good luck! 😉",
"Great job! I'm also in the midst of weight loss (about 55lb now) and it feels fucking great, and fucking feels great, for that matter. \n\nI just wish I had started earlier and not wasted time on all those BS diets. As it Turns out, eating healthy and exercising is the best way to loose weight, who woulda guessed it!",
"On the plus side asian girls treat you like a god.",
"But how much? The baby toys in the background make me think not more than a year.. since there is now a walking toddler toy vs a baby toy. But not a very big toddler because they can bust through those walls.. so I'm thinking barely walking. I'd guess a year went by.",
"wew lad LMAO",
"I feel like there's an elephant in the room no one is talking about...",
"Because you are not East Asian master race",
"I'm just confused why it says that when other diabetic resources say otherwise and we have studies and real life results showing otherwise for type 2 reversal. Maybe their info is just due for an update? Idk.",
"Yes",
"\"Help\" me while i'm in traffic later, the whole way home...Edit: whole not while",
"Hair fricking everywhere. What kind of master race has hair in the butthole?",
"Psst ... they all did.\n\nThey are all clearly sticking out there guts to make them look heavier and the “weight loss” more dramatic.\n\nIf they were standing normally they would look like normal adults who worked out and then dehydrated themselves to look as “cut” as possible for the day of the shoot.",
"Lose weight. There's no such thing as targeted weight loss.",
"Sooo… we’re not gunna address how the son went from having the meanest pot belly a human can possibly have to having the meanest set of abs a human can possibly have? Phenomenal work.",
"Most of the time when people pose to show off they do some sort of exaggerating stance; the fact that they even can show stuff of, as compared to before, is what's impressive. \n\nAnyone can take apart anything bit by bit and take the fun out of it. ",
"What do you run guy ",
"He lost weight. Gj.",
"After - Before",
"Dad has the Jaden Smith face goin in the second one",
"Omg they look like brothers now ",
"I am I suppos a beed tokkk bit more",
"Ah no, apparently some asians get nice dry grey earwax rather than sticky yellow stuff (which I'm assuming is what you say is horrible?) Guess you didn't get ALL the good Asian genes ;)",
"you both look about 10 years younger! well done! inspires people to do the same! keep up the hard work",
"Damn, I didnt realise I lost 6 gallons of milkfat! That's cool",
"Haha this is what I'm learning as well!! And it feels amazing the healthier I get. Congrats and good luck!! ",
"I think a lot of it has to do with mindsets. People at 40 just don't much care, or feel too busy. Then one day waking up with a beer gut and still don't tend to themselves. Many also have never lifted a weight outside of work environments. \n\nI have a friend that thinks a 5k would kill him. He's in his 30s. And he's shocked when I show him a half marathon I've just recently ran ( new years eve ) I'm almost 47. ",
"Haha, did you even see the post about the 600 volunteer dads? Comment section quickly devolved into female teachers accused of being catty and poor role models for boys, unlike male teachers. This is reddit. Everything and anything can be someone's fuel to hate on da wimminz.",
"great job fellas!",
"The Jewish master race.",
"Holy crap. It’s amazing what just going to the gym every other day can do.",
"Fake and gay.",
"Exactly, they are pushing there hips forward and there belly outwards to achieve that look. Some people are mad gullible lol",
"Yeah she took the easy route. Why don't you try it?",
"I decided not to count it by weight, several months in though and I've had to get 2 new belts and 2 new sets of pants.\n\nMost bootable difference is that my eyes look blue again instead of their usual red.",
"You'd be correct in a very clincal sense, in the same sense that the word \"fuck\" is simply air escaping your mouth and has no inherent ability to make old people mad.\n\nThe context, though, implies a weird relationship with the opposite sex where they're referred to by \"females\" as a scientist might use to describe an animal and then the same sex is described with the far more casual and warm \"guys.\" That particular usage is typical of incels, red pillers, PUAs, and other assorted misogynistic subs that view women as an antagonistic other.\n\nIt's sorta like if you saw someone beeping and booping and solving math problems nearly instantaneously and then they called you a fellow human, you might be a little suspicious that they're actually a robot even though the word \"human\" is a perfectly normal part of anyone's vocabulary. Same thing here, he's saying fairly sexist stuff here and making rude assumptions and then suspiciously refers to women as \"females\" and men as \"guys.\" Maaaaybe that's something that reflects his views on women.",
"Get sexy and suddenly babies ",
"Dermatologists hate him!!",
"Go get 'em, tiger!",
"Zyzzzz brahs, 😃 Any info on their training regiment?",
"Dad has a legit six pack! So impressive thanks for linking ",
"Chi ku",
"That's dental floss for after you've finished kissing arse.",
"Except the Vietnamese did defend themselves against the Mongorians, three times!\n\nhttps://www.quora.com/Why-didnt-the-Mongols-eliminate-Vietnam",
"Yeah good job, but I do hate the pics when they are obviously pushing out their stomachs as far as they can in one pic, then sucking it in in the latter.",
"Son looks like Bruce Lee",
"Like a dagger in the feels",
"I was originally going to say more mature looking. But felt the joke worked better this way. Was hoping for the alley-oop.",
"Did anyone else just see Asian Randy in the before part of this picture?",
"So I can’t have my cake and drink it too?",
"Sorry ",
"Kung-fu",
"First thing I thought. The ol' push the stomach out trick. You see it every weight-loss product advertisement. Not impressed.\n\n",
"As you get older, your body changes a lot. I'm 45 and discovered I'm at least gluten sensitive if not gluten allergic. I'll find out next week. I have always been really active and worked out but for some reason the last couple of months I couldn't lose weight. Now that I have totally dropped gluten from my diet, I'm starting to lose weight. It's not like I ate of a lot of gluten, but my body didn't like it and I along with my doctors didn't put two and two together.\n\nI'm not saying this is the answer for everyone, but it's something to look into if you're having problems losing weight or have digestive problems. I also was diagnosed with acute sinusitis. I'm not sure if that was a result of the gluten sensitivity.\n\n",
"Hey Hey Kool Aid!",
"Their hard work payed off. They look great!",
"Gotta love playing pranks on my friends",
"I will gladly take 6 months of working out an hour a day every single day over pushing a kid out of my body, just the actual birth process alone is terrifying enough ",
"You can do this man! Just keep it up!",
"Reddit comment hierarchy goes jokes > explanation of jokes > endless bickering, so ya done good. ",
"Is this really possible in just 6 months? I thought it took at least 3 months to see any results from gymming, much less go from fat to shredded.",
"Looks mad photoshopped. But props if it's real. That's commitment.",
"Upvoting for visibility ",
"Luccckkkkyyy",
"I love how the dad decided to grow his hair out",
"What would jews have to gain from brainwashing people into thinking asians aren't attractive.",
"Jungle Asian > East Asian",
"They had their babies, sold their couch, then got a playpen.",
"The article also said he was a big beer drinker, so even more impressive. \n\nI like to think he evolved into his final form, like if snorlax had an evolution into the hulk. ",
">macros\n\n\nLike Excel macros? Or Kraft macaros?",
"what?",
"Maybe it's because you're trying to push scientific racism. \n\nPeople aren't retarded, so they can notice that there is a difference between races but also differences in the races.",
"I love it, as men, we are able to pretty show our boobs to the whole universe and no-one cares, except that one guy.",
"There was a professor of nutrition that debunked this. Went on a twinkie (+protein powder + vitamin supplements) diet. Lost 40 lb. It's energy in v energy out.",
"There no fucking way that's not Harold on the top left.",
"Same, harder than it’s sounds tbh",
"Considering there are countless books and studies that show the health benefits of keto beyond losing weight, I think calling it bullshit is a little much. There are studies that show that Ketosis can lower blood pressure and reverse type 2 diabetes. It isn’t just a magic pill but it also isn’t just a simplification of low carb. It is based around producing ketones to burn fat as your bodies primary fuel source and that may mean <20 carbs for some people or <50 for others.\n\nAlso saying that you have to eat carbs for a caloric surplus is silly. It may be more difficult but you can definitely pack in the calories with fats.",
"Fuck yeah Jackie Chan!",
">not the tallest and have smaller dicks\n\nI mean even if there is a significant difference in dick size(which I don't think there is), seems like a petty point when comparing accomplishments of a race. ",
"Pretty sure he’s saying if you’re pregananant you don’t have a choice. Maintaining motivation for 6months to get those results is easy to just quit on. You can’t quit your preganancy if it’s not abortion.",
"I never said there wasn't attractive asians. In fact there are plenty that are. But those who are fit the western criteria of attractiveness. As a whole asians are emasculated due to their relatively low body weight, no body hair, mono eyelids. You wonder why South Korea is the biggest consumer of plastic surgery in the world, a topic reddit much likes to criticize for. \n\nI'm not criticizing Asians as I am pure-blooded one, but don't think for a second that asians have it as well off or better than other races. We have our own hurdles and racial obstacles we face everyday.\n\n",
"He was pacman",
"Not true, you can lose weight eating cake and sweets, just the hunger and energy you have will be unbearable.",
"Father and son decide to get photoshopped.\n\nNo nut seriously awesome accomplishment. ",
"Yep. One thing I learned about Asians, is that they don't do the off-hand selfie as much as Westerners do. Often, they are all about getting the right shot, and even a professional photographer, before posting a picture on the internet. \n\n[This is the internet, so I must say, yes, this is a generality. Like all generalities there are alot of exceptions. I am saying these guys, are following my rule. Who took that photo of father and son running in step? Just wifey taking one for the scrap-book?]",
"That will fuck your shoulders. You need to go on the rower or something.",
"lol yeah I know. I was just joking.",
"You both look very handsome, all of your hard work paid off.",
"I respect you for this comment. I respect you for your name (he will be missed). And damnit if I don’t respect you on your cake day. ",
"Loved the dude in the right in Kung Fu Hustle",
"Asian with hair between cheeks reporting in.",
"How do you do that in a year?! I've only gone down about 33 pounds in 6 months with drastically changing my diet and exercising. ",
"We’re all gonna make it brah",
"Kept the exact expression though. But seriously, I love stories like this. I wish I could get motivated to stay off my iPad. ",
"So are you after reading this. ",
"Impressive how the face changes. Well done ",
"it's not just Asians, all non-whites are basically shit on by Hollywood. Why? To appeal to the white majority I guess. I've stop caring why Hollywood is racist as fuck years ago.",
"Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say",
"Either they both got in shape or they both gave birth to some beautiful babies that enjoy spending time in their playpin",
"You sure? I read it in a male voice, and it seemed pretty normal.\n\n",
"Possibly ",
"Well, let me check with idk ALL WOMEN and see if they agree. Also, lots of women also go to the gym while pregnant. Being pregnant sucks 2/3rds of the time. ",
"Good point but...\n\n>preganancy\n\nಠ_ಠ",
"Inspiring ",
"And have a kid while they were at it!!",
"I’ve done it before, it’s an amazing feeling. Dropped 50 pounds in about seven or eight months. \n\nKeep it up, stranger out there in the world rooting for you!!",
"bro that's seriously fucking sick! like, literally so fucking sweet \\m/ defff rip some sick pow on the slopes bro legit??? none of that gay fucking bonding shit. watttt????? LAME!!!!!@",
"The Lees had really let themselves go. Good thing Jason got them back on track! ",
"*(looks to the bottom-right)*\n\nHoly crap, parenting's harder than I thought!",
"Jesus, his skin looks like fried duck.",
"we are clearly the untermensch",
"You’re right buddy you’re not special there’s more than a handful of assholes like you in the world and you’re right if your car crashed right now nobody would miss you. ",
"That dad yawn is killing me",
"Really working the bo bandy pants there",
"55lbs for me so far! Good luck to you!",
"Son definitely just blew stomach out",
"You sound more like a massive cunt to be truthfully honest.",
"See I’m not gay or anything, but I’m havin some odd feelings right now",
"You sound like an insecure beta who is unfit to pass on your genes. My sincerest condolences to your wife and child. ",
"Your lack of clarification or response in regards to all of the onion questions worries me. \n\n",
"Are... Are you joking.. or..? You're not a freedom fighter, and your opinions aren't being trampled. ",
"That's because he is trying to channel Bruce Lee after his death.",
"By the way, the photos are chronologically reversed.\n",
"Cool story bro",
"I'm straight as an arrow, but those two are studs!\n",
"Many of us also have monstrous calves without any heavy, intensive training. :)",
"I'd still kick both their asses at the same time, try harder",
"Why do they look asian?",
"Was gonna say, looks like the son added a kid of his own to the family before seeing the full family photo to confirm. ",
"Dad doesn't give a fuck in the first photo and continues to not give a fuck in the second.",
"Used to be my homie, used to be my Ace\nNow i want to slap some fat out my face..\n\nDre Day",
"Lol funny",
"Thanks bro, congrats to you too! Have a great day/night",
"And here I am about to eat carbs...",
"You'll never believe how he did it! Dietitians hate him! ",
"Yup. Consistent diet and exercise (keyword consistent) can work wonders. ",
"Someone get a cup of water!",
"redditors have a special way of running jokes into the ground",
"Thank you so much, people of reddit are such great motivators! 50lbs is amazing! Congrats!!!",
"I'm down 37 lbs, and im loving it. However I wish dieting could fix my face :(",
"Congrats on dad losing the moobs. Sorry the son's got bigger.",
"Wish my dad and I had before pics. I've lost 167lbs\n\nHe's lost like 45.\n\nWe both lift together routinely. We're into bodybuilding. Just about ready for the next cut phase. I'm still pretty fat, but dad's only a little overweight.\n\nHe's 69. I'm 33. ",
"I love how the dad, if he was wearing a shirt, would just look like an old Asian man, thin and frail. But then he rips his shirt off and boom, body of a god. It's awesome.",
"The father also stopped being so damn tired.",
"boobs stayed the same size",
"Good deconstruction of deduction in the production.",
"It also looks *drastic* because they're pushing their stomachs out in the \"before\" pic",
"Jimmy, your mom is dead.",
"Yea going number 2 is a real chore. You ever try getting peanut butter out of shag carpet?",
"Went from pops to daddy",
"So fucking fake and gay lol",
"i love how the son goes from average bloke to ready to kick your ass... yet the dad doesnt change his pose at all",
"How many",
"I can neither confirm nor deny that I go by Shrek. ",
"That's a lot! Well done! Congrats and the best of luck to you as well 😀",
"They both looks good, awesome job.",
"I didn't call you any names bro. I honestly wasn't sure if you were being satirical or if you were really upset over nothing. Now I know, have a good one. ",
"to me it just looks like they had kids...",
"Do they have smaller noses though? Or is that just your personal observations?",
"Gallow strikes again.",
"best motivation..",
"I put 40 of it back on, and am now only a week back into the journey of losing it again! The best part I know it’s possible, so it’s just a matter of doing it then not letting go this time. \n\n",
"My wife loved being pregnant. Aside from the one day of morning sickness an the actual labor/birth, it was great for her. Her skin looked perfect, she gained no extra weight, she was always happy and excited. Idk, man, it’s different for different women.",
"well look at that. i thought i was heterosexual.",
"\"they're in way better shape\" \"change was not that drastic\"\nWhich is it. Did they change or not. Learn English please",
"Wow, only 6 days since they joined the gym for their New Year's Resolution and look where they are now.",
"Ah yes the one punch man workout to being the strongest man alive. ",
"I asked my dad if he wanted to get into shape with me and he said yeah sure and then he went out to get cigarettes. Still waiting on his return.",
"Funny you mention that. I'm on TRT, so no I'm not natural, but I do gain muscle the same rate as a natural.\n\n[bloods from a month ago](https://imgur.com/a/CAbHf)\n\n500 at trough is def natty levels\n",
"Dam Sun",
"Nipples for days bby",
"This is really cool but I cant help thinking that they both always worked out regularly and they got fat on a holiday or something. Most the definition is already there in both the dad and the son. Check our their pecks / arm size, they both stay basically the same if you account for them not flexing in the first and flexing hard in the second. ",
"Wish I could have convinced my dad to get in shape with me. Tried so hard to get him to quit smoking and be more active. Thanks to obesity and 2 packs of cigs a day he died of cancer at 54. My grandpa lives a lot more active lifestyle and he's still going strong at 87, even after a heart attack and triple bypass surgery. ",
"this. I think the highest Keto diets go up to 50g and are typically around 20g.",
"Enter the dragon 2: electric boogaloo ",
"Cake twins! :o",
"[Just a big ole bag of trash](https://youtu.be/pFbLvJUQP-E?t=114)",
"Man I love climbing trees",
"I showed this my nephew his response was no way too much work. ",
"Round is a shape :v",
"So how do you save the game?",
"Sofa in back changed to play pin.\n\nLooks like the son got a son.",
"\"Here's a picture of me when I'm older.\" \"You son of a bitch how did you pull that off?!\"",
"A certain nation of Asians is also considering nuclear warfare right now.",
"Asian randy loves cheese burgers too",
"Every picture of anybody is them when they were younger. ",
"Definitely. I've been \"yoyo\" dieting for years, and have been up and down many times. This is the first time I'm doing it all in a healthy way though (and it feels great). I'm rooting for you, I know you will drop the weight in no time! ",
"Gallowboob...",
"No bamboozling yourself",
"Looks like One of them got a chick pregnant in the process.",
"What was their routine and diet?!?!?!",
"its from a Chinese newspaper...I had read this before XD",
"Pretty impressive but if you look at their pecks and overall body-shape they ate a very very very large dinner and put on mass.\n\nYou can see that they are also extending their bellies.\n\nThey certainly weren't obese before and had been in shape maybe a year before this photo.",
"Now that is just sexist. ",
"This is a great “ Can you find what is different “ image.",
"I dont even know why I come here. Seeing awesome people like this only motivated me to fucking kill myself",
"Yeah I thought I was missing something",
"They do look like a significant amount of that muscle mass is already there to be fair, look as the chest and arms. \n\nPosture is intended to make the before pictures look worse too.\n\nIt's still impressive, but I don't think it's quite as huge as it's made out to be.",
"Yea, healthy way is how I did it. Exercise and eating the right amount of the right food. No supplements, no gimmicks. \n\nTake care 👊🏻 ",
"What I took from this picture: If your whole family becomes fit, a toddler will spawn in the mother's arms.",
"Thai here, i smell like ass after sweating a bit. must be a far east thing.",
"This is amazing! Great job guys",
"Related visual for women [here](http://www.bigwowo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/asian_timeline.jpg). ",
"Man the look in their eyes before the weight loss and after is such a huge difference. \nAt first they looked miserable but after they looked like they wanted to beat up a mountain.",
"If you look behind him, the play area suggests he has a small child, and the lack of sleep that comes with babies might be a part of it. ",
"Dude just hit that bitch with a disposable three-blade razor. Easy peasy.",
"Dad also gained a lot of height. ",
"No, why would I get fat?",
"Scott Pilgrim!!!",
"Best at imperialism though, we've got that going for us",
"Nobody said carbs are bad for you",
"It's weird isn't it? I wasn't overweight but I lost a few pounds recently and spent a good five minutes dancing around in the change room at H&M tonight.",
"Furious Pete has a good video on this",
"The ending O_o",
"Now that's how you tell life NOT TODAY!",
"Aldo Filipino dude currently sitting in the gym with smelly ass shorts so yeah we stink too ",
"Maybe they are both fat but bonded through learning to use photoshop. ",
"It's fine if you crack jokes but if it sucks and doesn't make anyone laugh it will be downvoted.",
"Me crying with my rosacea at age 22 and cystic acne. ",
"Bloody hell!",
"Three onions?\n\nI can't smell you, but I'm gonna take a guess and say that you fuckin' smell.",
"Yeah but every race thinks we're the paragon of beauty, because we are",
"Female yeah.",
"Did the father completely quit drinking?",
"FUCK WAITING FOR YOU TO GET IT ON YOUR OWN",
"Hey now... I can live with melanoma. Want to know what I can't live without? String cheese and cereal. That would be a world not worth living in.",
"Well, not an hour, but spending the time prepping the onions plus about 12 minutes in the pan means like 15-20 minutes.",
"Yo dad's got the instant face of swagger. Fuckin success right there boys. ",
"Hahahaha nice downvotes ",
"Is this why my dad went from need my help lifting the garage door when i was young, to now, where he does it with one hand and the other with a drink.",
"Up",
"THIS EXCATLY: Not to mention being literally ripped in half by a human crawling out of your genitals with its tiny razor sharp fingernails and pointy elbows and then finding out you’re allergic to the freezing they were going to use to cut you open further and then stitch you up after nine hours because the little fucker got stuck. Then dealing with that healing process when your postpartum is so severe you stop eating and sleeping until someone says you have to because maybe you’ll die passively.\n\nI love my child now that he can speak and we can hug each other and he’s a good kid but I will never do that again so long as I live. It’s insanity.\n\nI don’t like the gym but if someone was like “you have a choice: six months of the gym every day or a regular ol’ pregnancy and delivery” I’d be like “can we buy protein bars and sign up for Pilates on the way to the abortion clinic?” Without a shred of hesitation. Hell I’d sign my whole extended family up.",
"This. It looks like some in shape people put on weight and posed to look terrible before losing it. You don't gain muscle and lose fat at the same time to that degree.\n\nIts still great progress, but looks like an ad for some magic miracle product or program based on how manipulated these poses are.",
"Thanks for re-inspiring me, ive lost 14lb but was getting burnt out cuz i got 40lb more to go. It does make ya look years younger too. I dont miss sleep apnea,heartburn and not dating lol... #fitissexy",
"Me too. Well almost 278 down to 241",
"I've gained 15 lbs since I quit drinking.",
"89 for me and I still don't think I have lost any. :(",
"So nice that a father and son practice Photoshop together. Great bonding experience.",
"Feminist women love Eminem",
"How in the fuck...\n\nSix months???? Without roids?",
"Where did the baby come from",
"Since July I have lost 89 doing keto. It is doable. It really depends what weight you started at.",
"Hahaha no as an Asian I can confirm, lots of stretch marks here ",
"One had a baby?",
"Bread makes you fat. ",
"I’m fat, so I smell in general.\n\n\nThough! I have found a fantastic body wash that lasts all day and smells amazing.\n\nhttp://www.bathandbodyworks.com/p/mahogany-woods%C2%A0-shower-gel-022534795.html#q=Mens%2B&lang=en_US&start=21",
"Not really. You gotta shave everyday which is a hassle. Otherwise it grows back very uncomfortably.",
"Why isn't this a worldwide trend?",
"Ok exhale now. Ah there ya go",
"Very impressive.",
"Damn daddy",
"How did they do it though? As in specific details ",
"It's a double sided blade, sometimes you wanna eat a bite of food every time you have a cut scene or die or whatever. Or if you go the whole day without eating you'll stuff your face when you stop gaming and watching TV.",
"It's pictures like these that really make me want to get in shape. Than a few minutes later I see a cat video on Reddit and forget my motivation.",
"Furious Pete is such an underrated fitness channel. People dismiss him bc Of all his eating videos, but when it comes to fitness, he knows almost everything you'd need to know unless you're trying to become some sort of world champion bodybuilder. \n\nBut his physique speaks for itself, especially considering the absurd meals he films himself eating. Add that to him overcoming a mess of personal issues, truly caring about his fans, and trying to help everyone he can, hes one of my favorite YouTube personalities. \n\nI've learned a lot from his more serious fitness videos, so I wish people would look past the eating stunts and see him for the amazing, knowledgeable athlete he is. ",
"I'm not butthurt, it's just a humorous observation",
"Actually the son purposely gained 15kg (about 35 pound) so that he and his dad could lose weight together ",
"Hands down respect to both of them, wish my dad would have that mentality.",
">Though! I have found a fantastic body wash that lasts all day and smells amazing.\n\nI was really hoping you were going to link to some fucking all-natural onion exfoliate scrub or something.",
"The dad looks JACKED",
"Damn...",
"Also... [breakdancing: \"little asians level\"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMfihId30ME).",
"That's cool. I wish my dad would do anything with me.",
"6 months is such a LONG time for a diet. Dieting is supposed to be fast unless you have hundreds of pounds to lose.",
"Older people just know what's up already",
"Well you’re not wrong ",
"Are there good upper body workouts that you can do at home to avoid doing countless push-ups and fucking up your shoulders? As someone trying to find a decent home routine, this has been a worry of mine.\n\nEdit: I should specify that I don't really have the space or the money for any machines. All I use right now is a pull-up bar.",
"Dad turned into a fuck boi",
"I'm hoping he meant he'd rather take the gym, as in it's preferable... But who knows.",
"best part of the photo, hands down",
"But why would I get fat?",
"From Randy Bobandy to Randy Orton",
"Steroids ",
"Who made the baby?",
"> Also as a new dad of 8 weeks how to I aquire this dad strength?\n\nYou'll probably have that figured out by the time your kid weights 30+ lbs...",
"Wow ",
"The posture makes 80% of the difference.",
"Half natty lightning?",
"Women get ass hair too. Shaving the butt hole isn't fun.",
"I don't need to lift extra weight. I already lift guys heavier then me at my bjj class a few times a week (I'm female). I do intense circuit training as a warm up to my kung fu classes and I do Karate right after. Bouldering and gymnastics gives you natural abs. I can only just see my abs because I still have some more weight to lose. I don't want to get too much skinnier, just a little bit more. I'm not really interested in looking muscular, I just want to be toned which my training does. ",
"Latinos are basically half Asian so...",
"Anyone know their workout regime?",
"Jet Li and Dad Li",
"A whole year! ",
"Is there a new baby in the house too?\n",
"> I’m fat, so I smell in general.\n\nWHAT WAS THE POINT OF THE ONION DIET THEN",
"The furnitures changed too ",
"hotter",
"It's crazy how weight affects how old you look, the dad went from looking 45 to 30",
"PCMR Yakuza. ",
"Is it just me or does that family have long necks?",
"that's because you're one of them mexican asians",
"Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady \nI’m sick of him\nLook at him\nWalking around, grabbing his you know what, flipping the you know who \nYeah but he’s so cute though ",
"Lol I bet you thought that was a clever dig, huh?\n\nNo, I'd definitely be missed just like you missed the point. I'd be missed, but the sadness caused by my death wouldn't matter because those people would die eventually too.",
"In terms of weight or in terms of volume?",
"Holy fucking goals",
"Damn, this seems like a great setup for a father-son action film",
"This comment is both inscrutable and hilarious but probably not in the way you were hoping",
"[Video about it](https://weibo.com/tv/v/FBVEzmNqf?fid=1034:9c1e183ae67962da988f397a41a35a89)",
"**HAHA TOTALLY BRO I’LL JUST NUT IN MY ROOMMATES MOUTH FOR FUN YOU KNOW AND HE GETS ME BACK ALL THE TIME YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN HAHA** **HE GETS ME BACK**",
"Might be his way of coping with that.\n\nI think bring hard on him is pointless",
"Omg , why😂😂😂😜😜",
"Body odors are bacteria produced as far as I know, so I wonder if the dry type wax or body oils or whatever are not a very good media for bacteria to grow.",
"Dad looks confident in both pics.",
"Obvious joke aside, I'm impressed she got the baby weight off. Many women struggle to get back to their pre pregnancy weight afterwards. She is super thin in the after pic.",
"From work pants to sweat pants",
"Nursing student :)",
"as a 16 yo skinny-fat kid, i’d kill for that father’s body! if this man could do it, why shouldn’t *we*?",
"My diets going pretty good, but I will admit to a few cheat decades here and there.",
" No matter how many lbs this post has, the Gallowboob will stay. ",
"Well technically a series of graphic novels (the best graphic novels)",
"I really hope they've decided to become a crime fighting team",
"First thing I noticed lol. Gallowboob is the grim karma reaper",
"Hard part for me is creating the workout plan (no clue) and eat enough food (skinny person with high metabolism).",
"Looks like they had a baby together too. There is a crib in the second picture.",
"Wyd tho?",
"If he was dehydrated with the right lighting and correct posture he would look pretty similar to the second pic.",
"Looks like a princess moved in too.\n\n",
">Yeah, no reason to shit on these guys accomplishments.\n\nDo you actually believe that's what I was trying to do? ",
"This onion thing isn’t gonna go away is it lol ",
"Stick em out. Suck em in.",
"You can be in much better shape without some drastic change in appearance. Maybe you should learn English, that way you might understand the difference.",
"Abs are made in the kitchen my dude",
"Nobody is talking about the elephant in the room....",
"What are you even talking about? +7? Stop adding shit to be funny and Google this stuff if you want. Or just don't believe it, doesn't effect me. ",
"I'm more a fan of escalataroids, thanks.",
"\"It was warm in there, woman!\"",
"I'm going to hell either way. Who cares?",
"Typical Asians. \"No no. Don't talk about us..Let's focus attention to uh....this black guy over here\"",
"[Ladies and gentlemen, the former Australian Prime Minister...](https://i.imgur.com/eUREX2B.mp4)",
"Look at what's behind them, through the years, they've become father and grandfather",
"I lost 2 stone, my dad gained 4, is he my portrait of Dorian Grey?",
"Well i was gonna order a pizza, but ill call my dad instead",
"Go for it man! You fucking got this :)",
"Okay dad, where are you so we can do this?",
"This makes me happy. Now if all of us made this happen in 6 months.. ...",
"Yeah, it a fuckin blast ",
"no way in hell that i would ever give credit to any guy in his 20s for getting in shape..its the guy in 40s-50s that has the metabolism slowness, stresses thru the years, and not being active at all...the dad gets all the kudos thats crazy he shredded the dad got.",
"I do high carb low calorie diets (frankly I enjoy junk food and breads too much). It works fine but the downside is that I'm hungry all the damn time.",
"Son looks like Chinese Randy Bobandy",
"I stumbled across this porno before. Does anyone have the uncensored version? I hate how lame these Asian pornos are.",
"She obviously worked her ass off... /s",
"I grow nipples on the back of mice, in a lab setting of course.",
"These guys were clearly in shape before letting themselves go. The younger guy is really pushing that gut for effect in the first pic.",
"I want at least 1 or 2 kids of my own but man if I had the experience of hypermedia gravidarum I would probably just adopt too hahaha. I'm sorry you went through that but I hope the baby was nice and healthy!",
"the dad was already deemed worthy of passing his genes to the next generation. no need to impress anyone, family is chief concern now",
"Good for them ",
"No you dumb shit eating healthy costs more if you dont want to be bored out of your mind and eat the same shit every day.",
"Respect.",
"I'm eating nearly 3k and not gaining at 130. I'm 5'10.",
"When your overweight, th excess fat in your fave can stretch your skin, reducing wrinkles, and ultimately making you look younger. ",
"Currently pregnant and I completely agree with you. ",
"Yes it is different for everyone. Her pregnancy sounds like it was a breeze haha. But that can change in her next pregnancy.",
"You're either a cunning troll, or so simple minded that you think being a man is quantified by emotional demeanor. Either way, damn, it's just sad...",
"Yeah I'm a white girl and bi. Girls of other races tend to look better than white girls (personal bias probably) in general- Asian girls are thinner, Hispanic and black girls have nice curves- even when heavier. Guys I find all groups have the same amount of good looking guys to unattractive. What many white guys and black guys have is height.",
"Pick up baby 100 times.\n\nClean 100 spit-ups.\n\nChange 100 diapers.\n\nRun 10km around your house after baby.\n\nEVERY SINGLE DAY!!!\n\n\nSauce: One Baby Dad",
"I have plenty of energy keeping my high carbs during diets. The only issue I have with them is that I'm hungry all the damn time, so it takes a lot of self control.",
"Okay then, you massive cunt. ",
"No doubt they put in work (especially dad) but what they son is pulling belongs in [this slideshow](http://www.cosmopolitan.com/health-fitness/a3621469/women-who-proved-fitspo-photos-arent-always-what-they-seem/)\n\n",
"Thanks for posting this so people can see for themselves. Great progress for that whole family but it's also pretty misconceiving as you pointed out - it looks like they both just did a cut coming from relatively decent shape comparing the two pics and body posture. Nothing wrong with that but the pics used are no less deceiving than what they show on a hydroxycut or pre-workout fat burner infomercial\n\nStill good for them - just wish when people posted these sort of things they used two similar posture, lighting, and flexed pictures instead of over-dramatizing where they came from\n\n",
"Hcd",
"That baby also gained like five pounds, I'd say.",
"Less great as in less of an accomplishment? Idk what the commenter meant ",
"Good luck!!",
"You eat three fucking onions for breakfast. When you die people are gonna throw onion flowers on your grave. The eulogy is going to read 'this motherfucker ate some fuckin' onions you don't even know'. The headstone is gonna be in the shape of an onion. They're gonna write an article about you in The Onion. Onions are gonna sprout all around your grave for generations to come. ",
"The best part about this is that there’s a kids play area in the back in the second photo. It makes me wonder if a kid was part of the decision! Either way it’s so fun to see the change and the success in achievement of a goal. ",
"\"The enzymatic pathway for converting dietary carbohydrate (CHO) into fat, or de novo lipogenesis (DNL), is present in humans, whereas the capacity to convert fats into CHO does not exist.\" https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/10365981/\n\nResearch, do it.",
"I know. I hate that I'm doing the \"hard\" part by working out 6 days a week and skimping on the \"easy\" part. I have a bad history with food, so while I know what to do, part of my brain doesn't want to change what I'm doing. I lost a shitload of weight 5 years ago, and I know my brain is all sorts of fucked up with food. \n\nI would love to just pay someone to tell me what to eat. I can cook for myself just fine, but I could do some wicked stuff if I just had someone say \"now eat 12 ounces of this and 6 ounces of that\" and know that I can trust they've done the math. I don't trust myself.",
"God damn. If you can look as good as dad, then getting older can't be that gruesome. I'd like to have such a body.",
"Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose, But no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms. Sometimes I want to get on TV and just let loose, but can't, But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose!",
"jesus christ reddit",
"Until their photoshop trial expires. ",
"You must not have read this internet classic.\nhttps://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/35274458.html",
"The son looks like he worked his angry muscles out pretty damn good",
"the dad went from the 58 year old old man with a 1998 toyota camry to a 41 year old looking cool dad with a 2016 bmw m6 coupe.",
"I believe him. I can expand my stomach to a disgusting extent as well. ",
"Well stretch marks aren't just for being fat at one point. I got some from growing (as well as being a bit heavier for some like my hips) the back of my knees have had stretch marks forever just from a growth spurt as a preteen.",
"My Schadenfreude boner is too hard right now... should I go to the doctor? ",
"I've hit my taint and butthole with a Mach 3 many a time, zero issues. I cleared that shit out like we needed to make an LZ for Hueys to go take the two hills of my ass from the Vietcong. There were more trees left standing in Hiroshima than when I was done with this. Wiping afterwards was like cleaning up off a tile floor.\n\n",
"He's posted in /r/askmrp.",
"Not sure why this got down voted, someone definitely had a child in the time from before to after...",
"Its all actually a trick. You see Asian metabolism generally is so fast that we remain skinny despite most attempts so they had to eat way more than usual without doing any exercise for the first picture, then went about their normal lives for the second photo. ",
"Thought this was photo shopped, awesome story",
"I see Friends reference, I upvote.",
"Just fuck off with this garbage",
"Thats not ironic and they dont have smaller noses. Theyre often very wide. Most people of asian descent dont look like theyre in a boy band trying to battle Sephiroth from taking over the world with their large black side kick who has a gun for an arm.",
"Dam, Son to *daamn son!*",
"well i'm lolling way too hard at this sarcastic post",
"You're wife's getting railed bro",
"I know Latino is a culture and not a race, but a majority are part European and part American. Of course countries like Haiti and Brasil also has tons of African admixture. ",
"holy crap thats amazing",
"Yes ",
"Hgh is a powerful drug.",
"Dude went from fatty to daddy",
"I think it's a fake ",
"Not drinking is not the reason to gain weight. ",
"Haha that guy knew he yawned right as the photo was taken and he was like yeah let’s not take another one lol. ",
"You could have opted for a regular posture in the first picture but it's always better when you push belly out and go hunch back a little.",
"More people need to see this comment. The Asian guys are at several tricks to make the progress look bigger..",
"I know right! Whatever, everyone has an opinion and thinks they’re right. That’s why markets exist. But seriously check out that documentary. It’ll make you ask questions at least",
"Notice how the purse and shoe rack is missing in the after photo. Did the matriarch leave? There’s a play pen too — whose child is it? Are they raising it together? Where is the matriarch now? ",
"Enjoy the sense of invulnerability and need for attention while it lasts, kid. It'll leave about the same time your fast metabolism does. \n\nLife will knock some of the edge off you.",
"People love their McDonald’s apparently. ",
"Son did it to look good, dad did it to live good.",
"So the granddad had an alcohol problem and stopped drinking too, so he's drastically improved his health a heap and would have shed lots of weight just by cutting that out.",
"Well... giving birth is cheating the weight loss",
"Lmao, who the hell actually uses the word \"triggered\". I don't think you realize that people can correct you without being insulted, angry, upset, or anything other than calm. I genuinely believed pregnancy was easy because that's what people say. Then I got pregnant. So, I'd rather not have another woman walk into pregnancy thinking it's going to be simple thanks to people like you acting like it's just \"normal life\". Don't talk about shit you know nothing about then try to say \"hurr durr I said that on purpose to bother you wacko womens!! I don't actually think that!!\" when several people call you out. You seem like a genuinely unpleasant person and I'm sorry you don't know how to communicate.",
"I’ll allow it ",
"I felt like I was playing one of those spot the difference games which some how lead me to this exact thought. Well played.",
"Oh crap. I’ve been telling people Happy Birthday when I see the cake icon.",
"Every picture is of you when you were younger",
"Yeah, pretty obvious the son was exaggerating it for the picture and he probably had a decent amount of muscle underneath. He just went on a 1/2 year cut.. \n\nI think his face looked better before but that's just me, maybe it's the lighting",
"Twist: This man is Andrew Bond, the father of--you got it right--James Bond.",
"Not the guy you replied to, but I was really consistent at hitting the gym when I was able to get my father to go with me. He made it so fun, and we were both progressing. For about a year now he seems to have lost any desire to eat well or exercise. I still exercise, but there's no enjoyment in it at all. This article is something I'm saving because it's wonderful, but feels so far from possible.",
"You're telling me the old man was in super shape and then got fat just for publicity?",
"Classic swole dad face",
"My aunt has been a smoker all her life and is still kickin. Guess all those health studies are wrong since she’s not dead, right?\n\nYour time will come. Enjoy your bacon",
"He's rich, and calls his 12 year old son \"bro\", what makes you think he has issues? ",
"[Pack it up boys we're done here.](https://i.imgur.com/fPAqB7g.gif)",
"They also had a child.",
"The dad lost weight because he had his baby, you can tell by the play pen behind him.",
"How did they not have serious extra skin!?",
"This is fucking awesome ",
"And that would matter..... because?",
"[what?](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-R8Og3ygn-lE/VeXj62l0LPI/AAAAAAAATqA/wzMw6ZAww8o/s1600/hell-are-you-talking-about.gif)",
"No steroids?? ",
"That’s one of the points in the article - that potentially the paradox doesn’t exist, just poor data collection.\n\nPortion sizes is a huge reason for american obesity. We eat like there’s no fucking tomorrow",
"He got fat for like half a day, yes. Just watch the video.",
"I'd love my dad to lose his gut, for no other reason than for him to live longer.",
"If this ain't photo shopped....the dad straight took a decade of his appearance.",
"No chance these guys were on roids. Not enough muscle mass. It looks like they committed really hard to cardio and diet and lifted 3+ days a week. ",
"I lost a lot of weight. My old students don’t even realize it’s me sometimes. They do a double take. ",
"That was nice, thanks for sharing!",
"Probably talking about shallots",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Dad looks 10 years younger. What was the workout routine?",
"Randy and Jim Lahey ahaha",
"damn, impressive!",
"Sorry but this pic is fake as hell ",
"Hahahahahaha as an Asian, I appreciate this. So much 😂",
"You sure you are counting accurately? ",
"Snacks are your friend. Better load up on more nuts.",
"Only bad thing about the dusty wax is that for me a little bit fucking falls out onto my shoulders sometimes while I'm in public. \n \nedit: I try to clean them daily",
"I'd rather not stick a razor anywhere near my asshole, thanks.",
"I bet you feel like a billion dollars. ",
"And we blend in with the snow",
"Wish I could do this I just don't know what workouts to do. A google search results in pages of GET RIPPED IN 10 DAYS bullshit",
"Looks like an Asian Randy in the before photo.",
"The post I was replying to said to reduce carbs, nothing else. This implies that the carbs are the bad guy, nothing else, which is wrong. It’s the entire diet. ",
"idk bout you but it is literally impossible for me to eat a lot of protein and get to high calories (obviously if you attempt a diet you won't be eating loads of fat).",
"This is so awesome!",
"Looking Good Bo-Bandy.",
"3rd generation? This badass didn't even build his own business. What a pussy ",
">\"Your girlfriend calls me daddy too... *and* I file my taxes on time.\"",
"Fucking gallowboob",
"K",
"This is freaking awesome",
"This is what I get for not reading",
"Looks like they were pregnant and had kids together as well.\n",
"So that’s where Kev Jumba has been!",
"I think they may be hamming it up a bit.\n\nFirstly, they have obviously improved out of sight, no doubt there is some great commitment here. Even going from the photo in 3.30 to the final photo is an amazing transformation itself in 6 months.\n\nHaving said that, the angle they are taking the photos in the first couple allow them to angle their backs and push out their stomachs. The son was already quite muscular, and could have put on the fat in the lead up to the 6 months. I think the change from 3.20 to 3.30 is partly explained by the angle of the camera. Note that their elbows are covering up their back. Even if they're not trying to ham it up, anterior pelvic tilt could explain some of it. Many unfit people have a pelvic tilt of some sort, which makes the stomach appear bigger than what it is. Once that corrects, it can make the stomach look a lot smaller just from the corrected posture.",
"am i gregnant?",
"Got ya. I heard once that 5 lbs of fat takes up approximately the same space as a 2 liter bottle of soda.\n\nA 2 liter is roughly half a gallon, so maybe your illustration works both for weight and for volume. Conversion is ~ 4 lbs/half-gallon of milk.",
"chip off the old jock",
">fem-nazis\n\nToday in the news:\n\nEveryone we disagree with are Nazis, treat them appropriately.",
"Eating 20g or less of carbs is actually quite difficult. When you start a low/no carb diet you start to realize just how many things have carbs in them. Don't expect to be able to buy any premade meals from the grocery store, or have a big selection on what you can eat when you're at a restaurant (I often had to resort to salads). Heaven forbid you eat at your friends/families place and have to ask them for a no carb meal. A friend of mine made a dish using milk. Did you know a serving of milk can kick you out of ketosis?\n\n",
"the pizza is aggressive ",
"I have relatively little trouble losing weight. At 5'10\", I dropped from 195 to 165 lbs., and according to my bathroom scale my body fat was reduced from 27% to 20%. The problem is that I don't have a lot of muscle mass and if I lose any additional weight I actually start to look worse. So my current challenge is how to gain significant muscle with a moderate/reasonable level of gym training. Working out three times a week for about 45 minutes over a three month period gave me a little muscle tone but no significant muscle growth.",
"Looks like the Asian version of Randy and Leheigh from trailer park boys",
"Lol, all good. ",
"Lactose tolerance tho. We get to eat cheeeeese.",
"Does he lift more than you? If not, you have more muscle mass and once you go on your cut, you'll look the same as him while being stronger (hopefully). Your muscle is just hiding under your fat, cheer up",
"287.5 to 188 here. Feel like a teenager at 51.",
"The son was already ripped. You can made a huge stomach still if you have abs. Plus it looks like it protrudes more",
"The dad looks like a good 10 years younger 😦 ",
"OOH AH-AH-AH-AH",
"Lmao the dad is making the exact same expression in both pics",
"You guys should try this yourself and get back to me",
"cute and round to do you even lift bro.\n\namazing thats awesome.",
"look at their chest shape, they already had most of the muscle ",
"Or maybe just a massive dump",
"And also have a kid!",
"That's racist!",
"well i just ate a cookiewich ",
"The gym is aggressive.",
"I'm gonna be honest, I like the dad's chest better. Son has better arms for sure",
"I’m not sure if you’re kidding or not, so I’m gonna respond as if you’re serious. By macros I meant the main macronutrients: protein, carbohydrates, and fats. Different diets recommend different ratios of each, but the general consensus for muscle building and protein is to eat approx. .8 grams of protein per pound of your body weight. Then you can proportion the other two differently depending on what you believe works. I normally shoot for at least 120 grams of protein per day, 3200 calories, and let the other two measurements fall wherever.",
"I'd definitely say it is personal bias. I'd say on average, to me, it would be white > hispanic > asian > black.\n\nHowever, I also think that I generally see a lot more average looking white girls than I do other races. Like, with black girls, I see a lot more really good looking black girls than I do really good looking white girls, but I also see a lot more ugly black girls than ugly white girls.",
"Before and after looks like the Dad gave birth without context. ",
"Plot twist, OP switched the pictures ",
"Bottom pic: 50 years of hard dieting and training\n\nTop pic: 1 week of \"fuck it\"",
"What’s the time frame here, cuz they look like they have put in hella work. ",
"What if I'm above 30 before becoming a Dad?",
"Is that the formula?",
"Face weight loss or other? It takes time before you see it, but you will, I know it. Congrats on the 37!!",
"Lookin for a girlfriend, like, look at that chest and, six-pack. Yes ladies, they are now lookin for a gerlfriend to lay on their chest, and six-pack, so just keep in mind they’re lookin for a girlfriend.",
"Remember all comments must include a photo link. ",
"At first I thought this was a “stomach, camera” trick. Then I looked at their faces... Good for you guys!!!",
"No. ",
"What /u/PaPaNad3s said, you might wanna check your counting. Invest in a food scale and weigh it all and do calculations based on that. If that doesn’t work, slowly start adding calories about 200 at a time until you start gaining.",
"Downvoted for banality",
"Yeah he does. I've found that the only way you're really gonna increase the amount you can lift is by eating well. \n",
"TIL sun spots take 1000 years to show up on asian skin.",
"I vote for 50%.",
"Typical dad. Taking a nice big yawn at the perfect moment!",
"hm, well tbh i think it's also quite dickish to repetitively call someone a massive cunt",
"The only way I can tell this is a time lapse is because the before picture has nice shit in the background, and the after picture has baby stuff. ",
"I’m surprised their arms have not gained anything at all.",
"Sexy ",
"Well, that is a good pairing then, because it seems like 90% of white guys are obsessed with asian women too.",
"After post shows a baby crib. Did they give birth?",
"WOW! they both look younger and healthier",
"Dude beauty is definitely subjective because the son is very very attractive. ",
"It's a fucking reddit circle-jerk. \n\nNothing to see here , REALLY....",
"Lol fat chinese",
"Nah. They just had babies",
"Dad Di. ",
"The motivation I need right now.\n\nLost 52 pounds in 2 1/2 months. Trying to get 100 pounds off by the 6 month mark so I can join the military.",
"that dude must have some big ass cheeks because i have no trouble at all with any of that",
"You don't need to know. That you want to know should be troubling to you. It's a fucking circle-jerk. Go clean out the basement, you need a hobby",
"h O w did they get so buff so quickly?! I've been working out for so long and so hard, and yet look nothing close to this :(",
"Ok yea, try to do that with 30 cm of snow at -35 degrees celsius. Add to that being lazy :(",
"Fake garbage. I don't want to deny that they maybe have lost some weight but they stretch their belly out in the before picture. I look 20 kg heavier if I do that compared to how I look normally. That some slim fast grade trick photography and it even loos a bit photoshopped on the second one.",
"> /u/neuropat [wrote](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7oedz6/father_and_son_decides_to_get_in_shape_together/ds991be/): \n> My aunt has been a smoker all her life and is still kickin. Guess all those health studies are wrong since she’s not dead, right?\n\n> Your time will come. Enjoy your bacon\n\nTake a look at what you have written here. You are basically sneering down at me from your lofty perch there and derisively telling me that I'll be dead soon because of my evil, deadly keto diet.\n\nWhat's your blood work like? Is it normal? Mine is.\n\nWhat's your blood pressure like? Is it normal? Mine is.\n\nWhat's your resting heart rate? Mine is 55, that of an advanced athlete.\n\nCan you hop on a bike in the morning and go for a 50 mile ride with nothing but water? I can.\n\nHave you gone on any 10 mile runs lately? I have.\n\nI'm over 50, young man. I have zero signs of any health ailments and could very likely outrun you or out-cycle you anytime, anywhere, eating bacon, sausage and cheese the entire time.\n\nYou are a toxic person, and you are doing nothing to add anything positive in the world.\n\nThis is why people hate vegans.\n\nYou will note that I NEVER once wished anything bad to happen to you, but here you are telling me that I'm going to die young and sneering with a \"enjoy your bacon\". Wow. Toxic.\n\nI did not deserve this.\n\nI really hope you feel better about yourself after having said this. I am 100% certain that you would never had had the courage to say any of this to my face.",
"Chairs changed and someone even had a baby. ~ ",
"> You can never outrun your fork.\n\nWant to bet? My forks can't even run, let alone run faster than me.",
"My guess is the pregnant lady in the before pic.",
"Wut. Ac or heat? Why not?",
"well the jokes have been said and explained, so according the the formula...no.",
"Judging by the crib I think they gave birth to lose the weight 🤔",
"If they can tolerate milk they can moderate Milky Way.",
"r/nattyorjuice ?!\n\n/s",
"Mom lost a bit of pudge but mostly learned how to wear thicker sweaters.",
"Is this why my skin is 50% elastic ",
"Son went from looking suspicious to angry.",
"Good work",
"If you consistently eat, let's say 1500 calories, your body will lose weight until the 1500 calories is your body's new normal. You don't keep losing weight until you lose every kg altogether. ",
"hey buddy, in the last year I started weightlifting and went from 145lbs to 180ish lbs. My best advice for wanting to break weight barriers while \"bulking\" is PEANUT BUTTER. ",
"Ummm. Photoshopped...",
"Someone was also pregnant in the before picture...",
"Because that woman is at least 6 months pregnant there?",
"First pictures They look like nice guys maybe feeling low. The second picture they look like 2 asshole. You know the cocky guys at bars that brag how many girls they fucked in high school. ",
"You'll have a calorie deficit at first (or you wouldn't lose weight), but as you lose weight, the calories you burn each day will decrease. As long as your new diet is a healthy one with an appropriate number of calories, eventually you'll reach a new equilibrium and stop losing weight.",
"H",
"This dude lifts! Also torso of a 170lber in the UFC, arms of a heavyweight",
"Who the fuck eats 3 onions in a day let alone a meal?",
"Okay then, you massive cunt. (in the most endearing way possible)",
"Aryan race isn't even white. Nazis stole that term",
"They must have took the red pill! Good for them. They look wayy better now.",
"Nah, I didn't say it was easy. One or two days of giving birth isn't harder than sticking with a routine you actively dislike for the rest of your life. You're just doing what needs to be done, you're not making a choice at that point. You don't wake up and decide to have a baby, a baby being born was inevitable for months at that point. You have to choose to stay in shape every day. That's why there's so many fat moms, cuz almost anybody can have a kid, but not everybody can discipline themselves.\n\nWould you think an actor is an unpleasant person because they play an unpleasant character?\n\nBut like I said earlier: I was just doing this as some entertainment while I was on a long car ride. That's over now so I bid you adieu.",
"Dad was most likely fit once when he was young, now he lost the weight again to motivate his son.",
"That's freaking great!! ",
"I love it!! You guys freaking rock.",
"you are so racist for pointing out ethnic differences /s",
"Probably the Ainu substratum",
"Wish I had a dad",
"fellow white bi girl. i agree with all of this",
"it's amazing how much easier it is to cut out huge vices like that when your whole family is going through the same process with you (even if it's just cutting out junk food vs alcohol)",
"6 months...jesus, I need to start lifting but I don't have the cash for a gym membership. ",
"When you can only eat 1800-2000 calories a day lol ",
"The dad is yawning in the first photo haha",
"Everyday is a struggle to be honest. But I definitely feel better than I did and can breathe easier. I'm sure I'll feel like a billion bucks soon enough 😉",
"Brb, be there soon",
"The son looks like a Kung Fu villian now. ",
"Looks like 1000 years of Chinese colonization of Vietnam wasn't enough.",
"Yeah exactly. I've lost 10 lbs in a month before and I'm not and never have been overweight. It's doable if you tweak your diet to eat healthily. ",
"I tried to do this with my son. We did P90X. I spent 10 days in the hospital. ",
"Honestly, dat bone structure.",
"So uh, \nDo they have names? And numbers?",
"Is it just me or do Asian ethnicities pop out a 12 pack alot easier than the rest of us?",
">decides\n\nshould that be pluralized? it feels clumsy ",
"Tony Jai and chow young fat new movie post how we got it back ",
"Is anyone else disappointed the elephant art on the wall was not skinnier?",
"Learn to read, do it. I said it's possible, just unlikely.",
"Upvoted for contumely",
"It’s Ben and Han Swolo!",
"> The ABCC11 gene is known to determine axillary body odor and the type of earwax.[5][18][19][20] The loss of a functional ABCC11 gene is caused by a 538G>A single-nucleotide polymorphism, resulting in a loss of body odor in people who are specifically homozygous for it.[20][21] Firstly, it affects apocrine sweat glands by reducing secretion of odorous molecules and its precursors.[5] The lack of ABCC11 function results in a decrease of the odorant compounds 3M2H, HMHA, and 3M3SH via a strongly reduced secretion of the precursor amino-acid conjugates 3M2H–Gln, HMHA–Gln, and Cys–Gly–(S) 3M3SH; and a decrease of the odoriferous steroids androstenone and androstenol, possibly due to the reduced levels and secretion of DHEAS and DHEA (possibly bacterial substrates for odoriferous steroids).[5] Secondly, it is also associated with a strongly reduced/atrophic size of apocrine sweat glands and a decreased protein (such as ASOB2) concentration in axillary sweat.[5] -[Source](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_odor)",
"I would say the majority of the work to getting abs is from diet alone, but judging from other pictures posted here in the comments, they definitely had some intense ab exercises going on.",
"I love onions. I was in the kitchen one day making a burger and was like, oh, one slice, I guess. Then I was like, wth am I doing? It's onion. Go crazy. \n",
"Fuck, as I sit here and eat pizza and bread sticks. \nNice work guys. ",
"For Asians maybe. Many Asians have a mutation in the genes that makes then unable to process alcohol properly, causing negative health effects and greater risk of cancer.",
"Just gotta chill out on that hot & sour soup.",
"I think we need to address the elephant in the room..",
"Is it bad i meticulously checked for any Photoshop? I didn't find any but those results are unbelievable",
"Prefect picture for Ad",
"Their faces look so different in the before and after pictures that I actually had only realized they were the same people when I realized they were standing in the same positions and their nipples match appearance in their before and after pictures.\nNote: I do have a slight problem with prosopagnosia, though. ",
"Let the excess fat die, work it off, if you have to.",
"ELI5 how/why does this happen? I understand that they lost a lot of face fat. I don't understand how the jawline (bones) changed",
"Of course it's gallowboob, stealing somebody's picture for his own karma as usual. This guy needs to be removed from this website, he constantly steals and reposts other people's content and never provides credit. And he never posts his own OC, he just steals it from others",
"Inspirational. This just goes to show you guys. You can do absolutely anything if you’re Chinese. ",
"That weight took a lot of years outta dads face",
"> Losing weight is about eating fewer calories that you burn.\n\nExcept your body doesn't burn everything equally. Some food is digested slowly, and burned over a longer time period.",
"You think their faces looked better fat?",
"Looks like they had a baby too!",
"badass!",
"That rose sweater in picture #1 is killer.",
"How heavy were those playpen pieces ?",
"Can you get a little bit more detailed? How would a week of bodybuilding + cardio look like? I used to do little to no cardio and only lift which managed a shit ton of gains but no abs. I've gained weight again and want to start from scratch :p",
"His dad is on the left",
"Are you Finnish?",
"Wish my dad was still alive to do fun bonding things like that. ",
"They look great and I'm being nitpicky but he's not even close to being shredded.",
"Bought nuts as a gift for a family. First thing the vegan brother did was check the ingredients as the rest of the family rolled their eyes. Enjoy being a nuisance to everyone you’re in contact with. ",
"It amazing how much weight you hold in your face",
"In the after picture, looks to me more like Enter the Dragon vs Kung Fu Hustle.",
"haha yeah life kinda does that to you",
"/u/gallowboob does it again? ",
"Are you a literal idiot? He said none of that shit. You have the internet at your hands, you know. ",
"haha yeah life kinda does that to you",
"By all of us. ",
"I thought for sure this was shopped. Good for them!",
"Who knew a good diet and exercise would be good for your body?!",
"That's a truth in some cases, but it depends on where you are in terms of body composition. \n\nIf you're very muscular, or very lean, you need a calorific excess to build muscle. Period. \n\nIf you're not very muscular, and very fat, you can typically build muscle even on a deficit, as your body fat can give off enough energy to allow for the muscle building process.",
"You can get in shape pretty fast. You'll definitely see results in 3 months. I think boxers only train foe 3 months before a fight. ",
"He definitely looks younger to me. First picture seems like a guy in his early 30s who is letting himself go, second seems like a fit dude in his mid-late 20s",
"those two goes like hand in glove ",
"Lmao underrated comment ",
"Woah. So does everyone with a six pack look pregnant if they want to? Or their core is so strong that they naturally look fit and don’t get a belly even when they’re slouching / full of food?",
"They are attempting to reference(i think) the genetic link(s) between asians and native indigenous peoples of the americas. something land bridge, etc. diff populations but i guess they're saying the aging process is similar or something for the reason of that connection.",
"snap back to reality",
"wow, the dad's transformation in this photo is even wilder. Good on that whole fam.",
"What was their workout routine?",
"oh... good point",
"It's hard to say how muscular they were before. It's possible to lose that amount of weight in 6 months, add *some* muscle gain to an already relatively muscular body previously hidden by fat, and get a pump going, and I can see that being plausible.\n\nThey hardly got huge either. They have slightly bigger pecs, and visible abs (low body fat will do that)... and that's it for changes. Arms are still the same size, traps and shoulders are only very slightly bigger. ",
"Man her husband has to be *pissed*.",
"as in less preferable, pretty sure",
"Agreed - I tried to get that idea through in the rest of my post but couldn't quite find the words.",
"I miss my cake day every year. ",
"Can't drink!? Pass.",
"Applies to east Asians, not jungle Asians ",
"haters will say it's photoshopped",
"I like how the son goes from awkward expression to cocky yet the dad still looks slightly embarrassed in both. ",
"When you drop your body fat percentage to 0 everywhere but inside the abdominal cavity.",
"Aww you have your mother’s nipples!",
"I think you are spot on, honestly. And I literally just had a baby 6 days ago, 19 hour labor without any pain medication. Can’t say I’d ever want to be like Michelle Duggar or something, but there are totally some amazing and cool parts of pregnancy, labor and delivery. ",
"And got rid of a coffe table plus had a baby ",
"From dad bod to dad rod. Nicely done, gents.",
"Son must have nipples of the mothers",
"Who hurt you?",
"Lol yup they weren’t exactly scrawny to begin with, both had a starting place and built off that. ",
"Dam 2018 new years resolutions work fast on reddit. ",
"Photoshop\n\nP.S. this is just a joke, good for them for losing all that weight.",
"Months of mood swings, not being able to drink, and a long period of extremely intense pain (I'm sure there are other discomforts I'm not aware of) versus... going to the gym every day?\n\nLol. Not even close. Don't be silly",
"We here at reddit do not condone domestic violence.",
"And that's how you get 13,000+ karma boys. ",
"Looks like they also had a baby together too",
"*He ain't too old for this shit!*",
"The girl lost so much, like a whole person! She looks hot in the 2nd pic.",
"Asian Randy Bo Bandy ",
"It's always so obvious when people like about stuff like that. A 10 inch dick is not a gift, it would be a curse. ",
"Why is dad taller than son in one picture and it's reversed in another?",
"It’s hard to start but it gets easier. I did the same thing for 8 months and hit around 180 but the beginning was the worst. I have a tip drink your calories, make some shakes with some oatmeal, peanut butter and protein in the morning that can easily be 800caloriea right off the bat. ",
"Asian dedication. ",
"We get it. You guys hate Gallowboob and Progress Pics. This post is a bomb cyclone of useless reports. ",
"I see pictures of Instagram women all the time comparing carefully posed with \"normal\", but it never seems that dramatic. This is cool, thank you for posting!",
"Or like me ",
"You would think the dad would have the bigger nipples",
"Dats racist.",
"At least we can grow some awesome beards...we have that right?!",
"Dad still ugly AF! Son, Réal transformation ",
"Am I going crazy or am I being whooshed? I don't see a pregnant lady in the before pic o.O",
"He's burning off fat, so it's a grease fire.",
"You don't have to fuck with your biology by taking BC, could always get your tubes tied",
"Is this the new standard for dad bod? If so I'm screwed. ",
"Lung cancer is close to non existent in Japan for non-risk patients (e.g. no regular smoke/particle inhale)",
"I like how they’re wearing sweatpants in the second pic as in “yes, we work out”.",
"How many years did that take? Why is all the furniture different?",
"First before and after weightloss pic I've seen where they looked happier on the before pic.",
"God damn you whine a lot ",
"The wives are the real winners here.. ;P",
"Your health is not due to your diet, but is in spite of it. It’s due to exercise. I’m not wishing you dead, I’m responding to your repeated snarky remarks of “when’s all this bad stuff gonna happen?!?” I couldn’t care less about you, honestly, random internet stranger who decided to make a personal mission of spreading the keto gospel in response to my lighthearted post to the dude above telling him to watch an interesting documentary. Fuck off.",
"That shit just made me crack up. But then I realized it was because your dad left. I don't believe you and I still think it is funny ",
"I am simply floored by the amount of unqualified dietary advice that gets thrown around here. This guy is advising a stranger who he knows nothing about to jump on a KETO diet promising drastic results. Keto can work wonders, but it is NOT for entry-level dieters and can have serious, serious negative consequences for those who don't stick with it religiously the entire way through. \n\nCan we *please* just let up on the unsolicited fitness/diet advice on Reddit for a little while ",
"I really hope he means green onions",
"Holy heeeeeeeell the son looks amazing in that after pic. Ridiculously good...",
"I'm surprised there aren't any weight loss programs that advertise on adult swim with the line \"Lose weight while sitting on your ass! That's right you fat fucks, you can lose weight while *SITTING. ON. YOUR. ASS!*\"",
"Yeah. His son's",
"Please try it. It is very difficult to over eat on a sub 20g net carb diet. I doubt you will eat nearly as much as you thought. Fat is Satiating",
"Wtf",
"I think doing them after pregnancy is what they are supposed to do... I am a guy though so I really have no idea :P",
"I am guessing they already worked out, but were just fat. Both have good size arms ad chest int he before pic. ",
"no fucking way! second picture dad looks younger than first picture son",
"> Fuck off.\n\nAgain, you would never have the chance to say this to me personally, because if you did, it would be your very final attempt.\n",
"Amen brother. ",
"Ye wth mod chill we all just having fun here\n",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"His expression is the same though, which cracks me up. He son looks happier, and slightly more villanous, though.",
"Not very often you see a father-son duo of hunks. \n\nBless you for your service.",
"BREAD MAKES YOU FAT?!?",
"They even built a baby fight club",
"Naw, we hate that Gallowboob just lifts images from other clickbait sites and reposts them. The whole point of Reddit is unique content from the interesting types of folks it attracts. If I wanted to read impersonal reposted clickbait from a content mill, I’d go to diply or tickld or some crap. ",
"It would would motivate me to eat healthier and sport more frequently if we did this with my entire family. ",
"Kid weighs more than they did 6 months ago, really lettuce family down. ",
"It has nothing to do with that. This isn't a progress pic when both were steady in shape, just expanding their stomach with air to exaggerate weight gain/loss. Clear development, incredibly exaggerated. \n\nITT: People who need to visit /r/fitness",
"Damn dad. ",
"Those guys must of been dedicated to their New Years resolutions ",
"Same. Keto for 7, lost 70 lbs, down to 220. Then things forced me off of it, which I regret deeply. Now it's just money. Getting the money together on a less-than-optimal job is hard. I didnt' even exercise much, just let that guide me. I might still go back to it, if I can get an unlimited supply of peanuts and salad with not-ranch dressing. Any suggestion for dressings that aren't ridiculously carb-loaded?",
"Anyone who's been to a breaking jam knows asians, like everyone else, totally smell like ass when they get sweaty :P",
"/u/TooShittyForYou posted a link to the story, which included a picture of a very pregnant woman. ",
"Yeah people hate gallowboob so Much they gave him à 75k score.",
"And that's why God made Asians weak to alcohol.\n",
"We just recognised as a race we haven't suffered that badly since the Opium Wars with the west.\n\nAdapt, trade, integrate, build wealth.\n",
"I think it's even less than that really, I think they just lost bodyfat and maybe put on a little bit of muscle. It's not really possible to lose that much bodyweight in that period of time and put on any real amount of muscle mass, it's just not how the body works.\n\nIt's still a cool transformation, but this looks like the sort of transformation you'd see from someone who wants to sell you a product with how many tricks are used to make it look bigger than it is.\n\n\nI also don't get why more people don't dislike Gallowboob, the guy just reposts other peoples stuff constantly without giving any credit ever.\n\n",
"I would love to know there diet and workout routine ",
"okcupid showed how well different races got responses. Asian women were first for women, black women last. White or black men did well, asian men had the most trouble. ",
"Am a \"white passing\" Eurasian, and I can get pretty stanky by the end of day. My boyfriend however who is also Eurasian (and looks more Asian), has a completely neutral body odour and rarely needs to wash his clothes. God damnit. ",
"Oof~ Nice job!",
"The dad lost pounds and gained in years. He looks many years younger. Even his hair is back.",
"idk much bout the moderation in this sub , r they nzai enough to ban u for sayin that",
"They're intentionally sticking out their guts in the before picture, and when you're in good shape you can see a huge difference just in how much pump you've got or how hydrated you are or any number of things. Most guys with six pacs don't have them defined during all hours of the day. The father clearly lost some weight, but I thought this might've been a joke picture because the son looks like he might've always been in good shape and just worked out for an hour and stopped pushing out his stomach.",
"They turned the ship around!!",
"Someone's jealous lol ",
"It's human curiosity. I'm on break and have a clean basement. Love you",
"If I may, what is the struggle? With me, the struggle is to stay honest with myself. I feel as though I've been hiding from responsibility for my well being under a fat suit. It took a lot of work to maintain my obesity. I spent so much time in physical pain and self-loathing that it was a full time job. I am terrified that I will forget what I know (because I've always known but somehow couldn't apply) and gain it back.\n\nMy previous attempts at weight loss were basically tantrums against my body. I would make myself suffer, so I could continue to feel like a victim. Right now today (the only day I really even have) I show love and respect to myself with my nutrition. I realize I could screw up any time just so many people and put it all back on, but I'm hoping that I'm done being mad at myself. I'm not that young a man anymore and I need to show compassion to the 80 year old future me with my actions today.\n\nThis time I've chosen not to struggle. When I lie to myself or my body lies to me (tells me I'm hungry at 11:30 when I'm actually bored or tired) I call myself out. I find I'm using the same excuses I did as a child to justify negative behavior. ",
"Had to scroll WAY too far for this",
"Home come we never see progress pics of really skinny guys getting fit. That's the real challenge. Having nothing to convert to muscle in the first place. ",
"What? Unique content? At it's core, reddit is an aggregation of content from other places lol",
"That \"rule\" obviously isn't a universal rule for everyone, though it should be. He simply means it's a great way to easily stay in shape while keeping a diet with junk food in it. It's been known about for ages, especially for athletes or those who seriously work out. Calm your tits. ",
"And they have dry earwax! ",
"That \"rule\" obviously isn't a universal rule for everyone, though it should be. He simply means it's a great way to easily stay in shape while keeping a diet with junk food in it. It's been known about for ages, especially for athletes or those who seriously work out. Calm your tits. ",
"Bulking Vs Cutting Season ",
"That \"rule\" obviously isn't a universal rule for everyone, though it should be. He simply means it's a great way to easily stay in shape while keeping a diet with junk food in it. It's been known about for ages, especially for athletes or those who seriously work out. Calm your tits. ",
"When I suck in, I look like \"After dad,\" when I don't, I look like \"before son.\" But the dad did lose a lot of weight in his face and a good bit on his body. The son might have just toned up a bit.",
"Yeah, and puffing their faces out to look all fat too!",
"Oh my god I about choked while laughing. Yeah, I left out the fun part about almost bleeding out. Now that he's wiping his own ass and actually tells me wtf he's crying about things are much better. Shit was roughhhh there for a while though. Post partum depression is no joke, and it's not just a hormonal imbalance- fucking Yo Gabba goddamn Gabba all fucking day with a kid who's screaming about the fact you've stopped them from killing themselves for hours on end, day in and day out... it's a lot. And that's STILL before we get to the fact you're their primary food source, it's literally coming out of your chest, and EVERYONE has an opinion on that. You're supposed to breastfeed, but NOT in public, if you need to do that you're supposed to be in a disgusting public bathroom or your hot/cold car (there's never any in between is there?) and the little fuckers bite your tits and god forbid you drink a margarita to deal with the fact this is real life and it blows... \n\nNope. Praise birth control. Put me on that list for protein bars and pilates too, I'll be on the subscription plan. This is why I'm so pissed at the stupid war on limiting healthcare, abortion clinics, and birth control. Our maternal death rates and infant mortality rates are climbing. Women are bleeding out- and lots of 'em. Rural healthcare is in a state of emergency. Whyyyy would that be pushed?!",
"That \"rule\" obviously isn't a universal rule for everyone, though it should be. He simply means it's a great way to easily stay in shape while keeping a diet with junk food in it. It's been known about for ages, especially for athletes or those who seriously work out. Calm your tits. ",
"100 pushups is going to fuck up your shoulders? I've never heard this. ",
"aaaaw he wanted you to feel useful, so cute.\n\nor he just repaired it.",
"No, Croatian, English, Dutch ",
"Actually, I don't think that \"ability\" has anything to do with abs. I can do the same thing and when I do it, it's more about controlling and expanding my stomach (like the actual organ) rather than doing anything with my ab muscles. ",
"That dad still don't give a fuck.",
"Jesus, I wish I could get that built in 6 months. I feel like even when I'm going to the gym every day, theres still a bit of a belly after a year.",
"Most babies weigh less than 9 lbs. The average weight gain during pregnancy for a normal weight woman is 25-35 lbs.",
"A lot of this effect is because the older asian generation did a lot more hard labor compared to asians in their 30's, 40's, and 50's. Whenever countries move from poor agricultural/early industrial to modern first world economies people start looking younger for a longer amount of time. It's especially apparent in China and Korea where entire mega cities have popped up in a span of 30 years.",
"I think it's just Koreans with a certain gene that doesn't make them smell",
"This is not limited to whites. Trust me. ",
"I wonder what they are to maintain their caloric intake? \nI’ve suspect it could’ve been dog meet! 😂",
"I call my daughters the “little leg weights” because I am carrying them up and down our stairs all the time...",
"Ok. Now fuck off",
"Dad is... Ripped. ",
"Son? Maybe. The dad? No way. ",
"Dad's nipples got smaller, boy's nipples got bigger...",
"Also steal time machine and go back 7 years.",
"Hey look its Jackie Chan!",
"> Aldo Filipino\n\nNice to meet you, Mr. Aldo Filipino!",
"you are really digging. why in the world would that mean cutting out certain nutritional groups? If you're going to sound like a know it all, maybe, you know, know-it-all.",
"To be fair, the son is pushing out his stomach in the upper picture. That's what it looks like when I push out my stomach at least.",
"alternatively you just avoid the large subreddits like this one... lots on interesting content on the smaller (but too small) subreddits",
"It's more just consuming more calories than you expend that makes you fat, but alcohol is 7 calories per gram so it just makes it easier.\n\nTechnically anything with nutritional value can make you fat.",
"“The Front Page of The Internet”, not “The Source of All Internet OC” lol. I think there’s a balance to be had",
"Well at least this stickied comment gives me hope, knowing that the hordes of reddit are sick of it too",
"Blends are typically the best of all races.",
"The Dad looks like the Asian Birdman. No disrespect.",
"/r/AUBITSIWGSD welcomes you!",
"They didn't have a ton of muscle underneath that it looks like",
"Thanks Master Saitama",
"These look like a couple of guys who have gone through the cut phase a few times",
"That grandpa is fly af.",
"Read this before you try that:\n\nhttps://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/35274458.html",
"Talking about the op, not Pete.",
"Fear not. Reddit loves reposters. He made a career out of it. On Reddit, he’s a pretty big deal.",
"this *almost* looks like one of those pictures that was taken the exact same day, the sheer amount theyre pushing their guys out in the top pic and flexing in the bottom one. i actually was 90% sure thats what this post was until i noticed some weight loss in the face\n\nfurious pete did a same day picture that was more extreme looking than this",
"So I have s belly, but I’m skinny otherwise. I guess skinny fat is the right term? I can definitely pull in my stomach, but it won’t be completely flat and when I relax, I still have a belly. So I’m wondering if it’s just a matter of getting rid of the fat or also strengthening the core muscles so that my stomach is always pulled in?",
"I think it's really important for people to see these kinda pics because it really emphasises what to realistically expect day to day while being in a given state of fitness. Thanks for putting yourself out there! ",
"I love how the father has the same expression in both photos!",
"Screenshot of the reports pls",
"GOMAD - Gallon Of Milk A Day",
"Come on over to /r/AUBITSIWGSD !",
"Incredible the age taken off. Great job guys.",
"One that doesn't want sweat between their buttcheeks.",
"Wow",
"The son turned into Alexis Sanchez of Arsenal FC.",
"Who puffs out stomach in a pre progress pic? I smell weed.",
"Their surname is chin. So technically both photos are double chins!",
"To be fair I downvote based only on the name.",
"Vote brigading that Reddit turns a blind eye to.",
"uhhhhANDMYAXE",
"[Here ya go, bud](https://youtu.be/u5pnDkrCsDQ)",
"Great photoshopped! Very convincing! Nice try!",
"impressive photoshop skills",
"Add the placenta and all the fluids and it's more like 10",
"“I mean, I’m still gonna die pretty soon.” - Dad ",
"The healthy change really make the dad look younger. Kudos!",
"The son became like a male model, look at the jaw line.",
"And with the clothes the mom is wearing and how her body is while she's lifting the baby, you can't tell if she lost any weight.",
"this is great for both - congrats! - looks like dad did twice as much though - be proud!",
"Much more 'meh' in the first pic",
"I feel like I'm about to enter a boss fight in a Yakuza game",
"Awww, they got a kid together too, how sweet😊",
"Looks like the skin is still on there too. ",
"LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS~",
"He’s like nickelback, everyone “hates” them but they still play huge concerts.",
"Snorlax is just the hulk when he's not flexing ",
"They look like they're poking out their stomachs in the first one!",
"about what? ",
"My favorite",
"You are a nut-giving superhero and don't let anyone tell you otherwise. \n\n",
"Fuarkk, abs are chiseled..",
"Somebody please explain to me what the actual problem is with Gallowboob?\nI hit him up on instant messenger along time ago for help with something and got a great response. Don’t really understand the hate.",
"Damn, congratulations, keep it up!",
"I think one of them just had a baby tho. ",
"Damn that son has some nice jaw genes.",
"Luckily karma doesn't mean a thing",
"Guess both of you are too lazy to move your eye balls upwards and see that their faces are fatter too. ",
"Whats the best race to play as if you plan on being a drinker ?",
"This is utter bs. In the fat pics they still have muscle, arms and shoulders are identical to after. All they did is both get ripped and then just put on fat and take the pics and reverse the before n after. ",
"Prego weight doesn’t count ",
"Wrinkles I would say aren't that common for those in their 30s. It's more 40 and beyond that they start actually developing for most, same with sun spots (there are always exceptions). Lotion and sunscreen help prevent these.",
"Drinking may make you fat, but it also makes fat people look better. Once again, here's to alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!",
"Thats pretty cool\n",
"Try a gallon of chocolate milk a day. I believe the American stuff with like 33 grams of sugar per cup is in the 3300 calorie range for a full gallon. A couple meals on top of that should put you at at least 4000 calories.\n\nI'm 6'0\" and went from 150lbs to 240lbs, dropped back down to 198 and currently sitting at 230.",
"Screenshot of the reports? ",
"The sweat thing is Koreans exclusively I think. My friend is adopted I hate on him for that shit all the time.",
"I'm just trying to stay at/under 135 while not having a gut :/",
"Fine work!",
"Maybe they're sucking in their guts or have some pump after going to the gym, but it looks like the dad and son got most of their results in 20 days judging from the story.",
"You and now sadly, your son are/will be everything wrong with all the women you encounter. Great.",
"Thanks for the Africa shout out I appreciate that. Reddit rarely makes me feel good about being African lol. ",
"I understand what you're saying, but when people looking for advice are told \"you'll appreciate it in 20 years\", it's a comfort, not a help. I have a baby face and hear that for that as well as finding it very hard to put weight on whilst eating healthily. Can I ram my face full of fast foot and put on a few pounds? Yeah. Do I want to? Nope!",
"He remembered the days of carbs and roses",
"Worked for Andy Dwyer. ",
"Dad looks good but same face. Son looks good but constipated/confused or just blew out birthday candles. Either way, cheers blokes",
"Black guy here; we also get terrible keloids when we get hurt. A white friend got mauled in the face by a dog when she was a kid, you wouldn't be able to tell. Black people scar so easily that there are whole tribes [based on it as a beauty symbol](https://i.imgur.com/SJmS08Q.png).",
"Congrats !!!! That’s badass ",
"Every fat neckbeard here has a chin and jawline buried in there somewhere",
"I can eat cheese just fine. The only suffering being done is the people around me, and I kinda hate people around me. \nOne, personal space..",
"Instant 10 lb drop. But her road is probably the hardest, if she breast fed you have to be careful about your caloric intake so you can still produce milk and also have a varied diet. Then there is the issue of doing workouts while spending the time with the baby or having limited sleep due to taking care of the baby.",
"Definitely going by how you feel and look is preferable. I thought 50lbs would be enough but I kept going until I was satisfied. ",
"I think there must have been some intermittent fasting happening there, looking at the progress photos they dropped huge weight in the first three months and then toned from there. Intermittent fasting is actually awesome, by far most effective weight management tool I’ve ever used. ",
"I do too 😢 gluten allergy SUCKS! rip pizza",
"Psst, the bottom is the before pic",
"Same rule applies, actually! I asked at my last prenatal appointment and was told not to do it unless instructed. ",
"Hey this guys a phony! A big, fat phony!",
"I tracked my calorie intake and kept it adjusted for not exercising even though I was considerably every day. It allowed me a lot of buffer room if I went over my daily intake as opposed to having to be exact on a daily basis. ",
"Humbleness and hardships endured I should've been more precise Japanese are kind of the more humble of the people I've met,and hardships eh,I think it's very hard to point out which race or anything has endured the most hardship",
"Ever the chair got in better shape and looks",
"Fun fact: it's hypothesized that the mutation was selected for *because* it reduced the amount of drinking in the Asian population. Didn't seem to work so well in modern times though...",
"The SAT thing is purely based on study habits, its why many Jews also score very high. The studying for their coming of age ceremony, bar mitzvah, instills good study habits in them.\n\n\nIn general its all good study habits, asians also put their kinds in afterschool study programs. Look up Kumon a really successful company in Asia based entirely on afterschool study programs.",
"I love playing connect the dots.\n\nHalf Japanese with quarter Scottish genes activated all year round.",
"Funny thing with progress pics is the person usually gets a slightly better haircut. I guess weightloss prompts people to look for other things that help their appearance.",
"Well, the downvotes means most people don't think you are funny in this case. ",
"Spanish influence probably.",
"When I went to H&M last to buy new clothes since my old ones are wayyyyy too big I spent far too much time in the changing room looking at myself lol. I'm very proud of my accomplishment. ",
"The dad got so much hotter",
"There are a ton of great cut programs out there. The key is fully comitting to the diet and cardio portions. Lifting is the fun component, the other two will determine how asthetic you actually get. \n\nIf you're serious about cutting, this is a program I know works:\n\nhttps://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/steve-cook-cutting-program.html\n\nIt's pretty much required to have a baseline of general fitness before starting a regimented cut, so I would get back into the gym for 4-5 weeks at 3 days/week and get your legs under you. Find different body building exercises for each muscle group, watch youtube videos and practice them in the gym. Get comfortable doing a variety of lifts for each body part. \n\nAs you get back into the swing of things, maintain your normal diet and download a calorie tracking app like My Fitness Pal. Record all your meals honestly and get a baseline for how many calories you consume on a daily basis. After that, explore the cut programs that are out there and find one that works for you.",
"Did he post the routine anywhere?",
"Oh, shit!",
"He made a ignorant comment based on something. Basically there are many different kinds of Latinos and Hispanics. Ones mixed with European, another mixed with Africans, others mixed with Asians. So he's basing it on the Asian mixes he's mostly only seen I guess. ",
"So am I. I'm just saying to be skeptical. It's so easy to fake things like this.",
"So, what?, this is a movie starring Jet Li and Chow Yun Fat? Or, as I suppose he is now, Chow Yun Thin? ",
"What about northwest India and Iran?? Iran literally means the land of Aryans ",
"They both look handsome before and after but the son looks like he's posing for a movie poster which is awesome imo.",
"It doesn't matter how much but if you're satisfied with what you've done I think. For awhile I though I'd be okay with 50lbs down but I wasn't. I waited until I was and that was at around 90lbs down. And I love it!",
"I want to work out. What's the best routine? I have dumbbells and a bench.",
"Asian genes coming in strong. It's rare to have an Eurasian-Eurasian relationship. Out of curiosity, which parents were the Asian one for both you guys?",
"Mad props but why does the son's eyes look completely different in shape?? Just confidence or surgery?? ",
"She had a babyectomy",
"“This is a picture of me when I was younger. Every picture of you is from when you were younger” -Mitch Hedberg ",
"What if you're a woman with a hairy butthole",
"well... during the gold rush, railroads, and japanese internment.\n\nso yeah actually a lot. Just nothing will compare to Jewish people or black people. Except the rape of nanking/comfort women, but that was at the hand of other asians. ",
"Yes! Looking good boys!",
"Stay on the watch 👌🏿",
"Except there's a distinct difference between Pete's pictures and theirs. Look at facial changes.",
"They're very blatantly poking their stomachs out.\n\nNot that fitness is bad, but c'mon... \n\nDay 1 pic: thrust out as much abdominal fat as possible\n\nLast day: Flex.",
"I also have no problem with him, and even when I see a \"repost\" of his I usually haven't seen the original post. People just 1: need something to hate to project their frustration onto and 2: idk more of number 1 probably.",
"Is there details of what they actually did anywhere? I can't really exercise myself right now but I'm looking to at least control my eating, that'll help somewhat.",
"I'm in the same boat\n\nMy friend said to buy protein powder. That will help\n\nAlso, my plan is to put everything (Rice, yogurt, veggies, etc. ) in a blender and make a giant smoothie shake. Might not taste good, but drinking is easier than eating, and I need calories/nutrients.",
"He constantly reposts stuff, and some people have a problem with that. ",
"So what is your calorie intake? ",
"Oh here we go. Spotted \"I'm not like regular girls\"-girl. In the wild, folks. ",
"It most certainly is.",
"Where is the Borat style dick pic?",
"Lol I couldn't make myself trust it. \n\nAnd who knows, I may end up wanting another.",
"There's just no fat covering it anymore, kinda like the fat covering your abs.\n",
"He looks like Joseph Gordon Levitt",
"Look at the arms and necks and you'll see you're wrong. The son *might* be pushing out a little being dramatic, but he's nothing close to the shredded he is in the bottom, and the dad looks like a whole new man.",
"They didn't. It's all just more defined, because like you said, they lost fat",
"still Asian tho so...",
"He has his mom's nipples",
"Really? Interesting!\n\nMy mum is Indonesian, and my dad white (Australian). My boyfriend's pretty atypical in that his mum is white and his father Lao. Mind I say white passing, but that only seems to apply to the perception of East Asians, everyone else thinks I look obviously Asian or Eurasian. \n\nEdit: Although now that you mention it, I've never seen any other Eurasian couples. ",
"Vietnamese and no scent at all. It takes a lot of energy before I can sweat though.",
"Son is fit. Dad is S W O L E",
"His dad knows about women.",
"Something got deleted. I would have no idea what’s going on if you didn’t sum up",
"So by this logic they got out of shape\n\nNice",
"Afghans and Iranians are the same thing, even though neither side wants to admit it. I didn't mean to say that Afghans are the only Aryans, just that we're one of them. And again, I maintain that the master race bullshit is, well, bullshit. ",
"i would *never*",
"That chair transformed too",
"Hmm, true there's not much difference in the son's face, but the dad's face is much more defined. I think I was wrong dude. Sorry about that.",
"Awesome!",
"Yeah, but his stuff usually makes it to the front page because it Gallow. And often its the first time I see it. Just got the \"new\" tab. Its 95% reposts that never make it past 1 vote. So much of reddit is reposts and people dont realize it because it never floats up. Gallows shit does float to the top... so I have no point really. ",
"Shit, the dad looks taller now",
"Gets fit, has baby. That crib thing just sort of appears",
"Why do we \"hate\" him? Does he just post too much? Does it really matter where the content comes from more than the actual content? Is it just too many reposts?\n\nI'm not trying to be snarky. I genuinely have no idea what's going on. ",
"Good to know I guess just so I'm not talking out of my ass as much. Thanks.",
">4chan\n\n>OC\n\nwhat is this, 2007?",
"I fuckin love Gallowboob, keeping the good shit on reddit. ",
"Their reaction says \"Whatchu gonna do about it?\"",
"GallowBoob and TooShiftyForYou combo\n\nhuh",
"This is how you end up with an uncle who’s your age.",
"Not really. Same muscle mass, dad has a little bit more fat\n",
"I audibly laughed at every. single. one. ",
"And plastic surgery?",
"[Something like this](https://youtu.be/wfDpY2l-TxA?t=30)",
"dad got rid of all the baby weight it seems",
"Father now looks almost as young as his son\n",
"I don't think they gave \"him\" anything. I don't \"follow\" him but from what I read none of his posts are OC. So if he has ANY talent, it's for being a shameless karma whore who exerts wayyyyy too much time doing re-/cross-posts of other people's content. \n\nYou DO realize you could quite literally just look at the top 10 most popular posts RIGHT NOW and set a schedule to repost them, one at a time, every 2-4 weeks, and you'd rake in fake internet points.\n\nIt doesn't take talent or skill or social media savvy - it takes the same ethics the news agencies use when reporting sex/violence in order to get you to tune in.\n\nSome of us have better things to do with our time.\n\nDon't believe me? Let's do it. Let's make you (inevitablement) a karma whore right now. Just as an experiment. You get all the fake internet points. We will grab the last top 20 posts and you will repost/crosspost them, one by one, every 3-6 weeks. Got it? Your karma will soar and you can declare yourself king. I'm serious. Why not? Let's make you the new gallowboob. What's there to lose?",
"This is definitely awesome. If it wasn't for the facial fat loss I would be a little skeptical though. I have a friend who can push his stomach out so far it looks like a legit gut, and then he can suck it in to show a six pack.",
"you say it first",
"Try being Haitian lmao ",
"You're guess is ass good as mine..",
"Ok but why are progress pics even allowed on this sub? There is already /r/progresspics for that, and they kind of ruin this sub (at best I've seen high 70% vote ratios).",
"Dad looks 10 years younger",
"One inhale later? ",
"Nah, if you look closer it's actually a 'I'm not sexist, I'm a *real* feminist/ egalitarian... Not like those misandrists' guy. Easily confused, but this variety is a lot more common, and can be found in most sheltered areas, both urban and rural. Less likely to be held in captivity, though.",
"East Asians host olympics. We host disease. ",
"All that can be accomplished with nothing but body weight exercises. 20 minutes 3-4 Times a day if you can’t afford a hour straight. You have was plenty of time to exercise and you have absolutely no need for a gym to do it. ",
"Stop projecting your own insecurities onto Asians, white boy. No offense to anybody, but every time I see some Asian dude getting recognition there's always people, no matter the skin color trying to shoot them down with racist and fake shit like \"but muhh dick size!!\"\n\nBro, if you are so insecure about your dick size, tell me why the world's biggest dick is owned by an Asian guy, and the biggest consumer base of BLACKED.COM is white men watching white women get fucked by black men?\n\nSMH insecurities much. ",
"Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!",
"I thought the age with Asian is just a stereotype thing. No offense but imo white folk really don't age that well. 15 yo white person looks like they are about to be 25. Then shit really go down hill after they turn 25. Asian otherwise, i work with this Asian dude. He gonna turn 25 soon. I swear if he walk into a highschool class and sit down, nobody would suspect a thing",
"Before and after watching JoJo’s",
"Stop sucking it in",
"In just 20 days they got a six pack? What kind of workout program were they on?",
"And it was whatever.",
"You don't get defined like that just by losing weight, they weren't scrawny guys to begin with but they definetly spended a good amount of time in the gym to achieve this.",
"I was just thinking the same thing. \n\nI guessed it was something that must have happened before my time (redditor for only 2years) and have always been too afraid to ask. Like it's something everyone knows but just never speaks of. \n\nI feel out of the loop. ",
"Moral of the story: Getting in shape makes babies",
"damn boi who broke yo heart beyond repair? 😂",
"> ass good \n\nreal goooooood",
"I love how they’re not just in shape, they’re buff too",
"That and it's what you eat. By just cutting bake goods and soda out of your diet, you will see a huge difference. Surprise how much weight you lose when you cut that sugar out. I haven't drank coke in years and feel much better",
"That looks like a lot of dieting and bodyweight training. Looks better tbh. ",
"Seems like Dad had more results than son. Given his age it should have been more difficult. He has a lot of discipline. ",
"The dads face in the second pic is photoshopped. Seriously, what were the chances that he'd be looking in the same exact direction, with the same exact facial expression and complexion?",
"Dad looks like Asian Dr Dre.",
"I would have diarrhea all year long \nDont get me wrong. I can drink milk normally. But not like that unless I want to have diarrhea",
"Prrrrreganté",
"Are they getting in shape next year?",
"*insert multiple variations of fuck Gallowboob, fucks the mods, and “put me in the screenshot”*",
"Yeah and Dad’s managed to master puffing up his pecks with air too....",
"Ohhhhh ok! I didnt see the story, that's why",
"Happy cake day, buddy. ",
"Especially Dad’s face. He looks like 20 years younger.",
"yes",
"I’ve been around a little longer than him, and I have no idea either. I guess some people just hate success, or whatever having a ton of Reddit karma is.",
"Can you explain to me how you figure out your diet and what you do? I would appreciate it so much since I am probably similar to what you had before",
"The one you want <---> The one you deserve ",
"Wow! You guys look incredible! ",
"Look at this reddit post\n\neveryone hates but my karmas most\n\n80k for a random progress pic \n\nhow many would I get if I posted my dick? \n\n\n\n",
"Yep, a lot of men eemingly come to reddit only to abuse women",
"RANDY",
"Fun fact: Asia is the continent with the biggest population. Half the population of Asia is brown skinned too. And for what it is worth, when American say Asian, they usually mean Far East Asian, and when Brits say Asian, they usually mean Indian subcontinent Asian.",
"This. ",
"Went from heinken to protein.",
"[How is prangent formed?](https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg)",
"> Is it just too many reposts?\n\nReposting content within hours of the original poster, but getting way way better results. The dude is like the [Thomas Edison](http://indianapublicmedia.org/amomentofscience/thomas-edisons-bad-role-model/) of Reddit.",
"Dibs on the one on the right. ",
"HEY! Keep it up! I've lost 80, maintaining now and just trying to get stronger. You GOT THIS!!!!!!",
"Holy shnykies! That dad actually looks hot now!!",
"Looks like the change happened overnight as if they didn't age.",
"\n“I exercised at 30 to look attractive. I exercised at 50 for health reasons. At 70 it was just to stay mobile. And now (age 90) I do it so they don’t put me in a home.” - Dick Van Dyke (paraphrased)",
"This deserves gold!",
"> Pushups develop and strengthen the pectoral and deltoid muscles, but you may be paving the way for rotator cuff problems by starting a muscular imbalance. \n\n[100 pushups a day without strengthening other parts of your shoulder might lead to injury.](https://www.livestrong.com/article/319959-rotator-cuff-injury-from-pushups/)\n\nStretching helps too, apparently.",
"Man, they weren’t messing around when they said they were getting in shape. ",
"oh god, I wasn't even aware\n\nthanks dude",
"Mister Busta where the fuck you at",
"Sometimes I'll drink a half natty light. Or a whole. Or 6. ",
"> I don't think they gave \"him\" anything.\n\nWhy the quotes around \"him\"? Gallow is confirmed to be a man with a really nice ass. Unless you're using quotes for emphasis which is it's own problem.",
"Upvote for \"bomb cyclone\". How 'bout all this snow, eh?",
"Where did you get the information that Afghans and Iranians are the same people? These two populations looks polar apart from each other",
"The son seems to have lost like 10 years of age too. ",
"bomb cyclone is my band’s name. All we play is We Are Family. ",
"Okay, daddy.",
"Even their furniture changed lol",
"Gallowboob is like, a quarter of Reddit ",
"For you people who have lost 40+ lbs over the year (or less), how did you do it? More specifically, how much time were you working out per week, calories burned per session, etc.? I get the caloric intake aspect and eating healthier overall, but I'm wondering how much time I should be dedicating to going to the gym. With 4 kids, time is sometimes difficult.",
"With Photoshop?",
"How??????????? ",
"Oh man, if Reddit karma is the evaluation of success, I need to reevaluate my whole life :-P",
"“When I hung up the phone it occurred to me, he grew up just like me.”",
"Well I didn’t read the article posted but they didn’t really look like they were crazy over weight but it’s definitely possible to lose weight like that and gain muscle mass if you’re brand new to working out. \n\nI agree he had a starting place already meaning they’re not brand new and had muscle mass and muscle memory to work off of. this isn’t an amazing transformation but it’s still cool to see people get get excited and maybe it will get some other people to work out. ",
"Tesla actually stole a lot of ideas as well. People have such a hard on for him though, for the same reason people \"know\" that the earth is flat: to feel superior or smarter than others.",
"Bullshit, they're just sucking it in!",
"What's with the hostility? I'm not defending the guy but simply explaining how he could come up with his comment. Im agreeing with you that Asian mixes are not half of the Latina population. With the other various mixes that makes it impossible. There are plenty of natives that resemble asians that's because they have a common ancestor traits. But its not enough to make it half. In my area there are a lot of Asian looking latinas \nYou may be surprised to find that there are latinas that don't know about this. I doubt it's around 10% mixed with Asians.",
"From pillows to playsets: the epic workout",
"Holy shit. I read down through this whole thread and you sir are an ASSHOLE.\n\nThe other guy took the high road every time but you went to insults and fuck offs.\n\nMaybe you should eat some steak and calm the fuck down.",
"Depends. Would that also be a progress pic?",
"How long time passed between the before and after pics? Cause the kid looks five years older while the father looks ten years younger.",
"I hope they also \"decide\" to get better at grammar together.",
"This looks like a pregnancy and post pregnancy pics",
"No more water for me then.",
"They also appear to have had a child",
"Hey you won't always feel motivated or excited, you'll probably have to really force it at first. Eventually though, for me anyways, I started to enjoy it after a while and now I usually look forward to it. But yeah relying on how you feel is not a good way to start. Gotta go for it regardless of feeling.",
"Hahahaha. All the down votes just prove your point. ",
"I didn't really know who he was before I got RES. Then I ended up upvoting his stuff often enough that there's a Kermit green box next to his name. I think the hate comes from a combo of repost hate, he's not unattractive, he turned his reddit success into real life success and I've seen people say not so nice stuff about his personality. Those first three are vocal minority issues, most people are fine with reposts, aren't physically jealous and don't take reddit seriously. It's the other people that use reddit as much as, if not more than, G-boob but have nothing to show for it who roll out the hate for him. As for whether or not he's a good person I honestly don't know. ",
"Judging by the baby play pen in the 2nd pic, the father clearly gave birth. \n\nNice try! Can't fool us!",
"Many of us don't notice the reposts. This is a new account because bad memory for passwords, but I've been on reddit longer than gallowboob has. And yet I've never seen the majority of his posts before. \n\n>Some of us have better things to do with our time.",
"Because they weren't in bad shape to begin with. They probably went out drinking the night before and pooched out their bellies to look bad. This shit is a scam",
"Good on them. ",
"Yes absolutely. The best comedy is often the truth. ",
"I'm an archer and such.",
"that would be subjective",
"They got new chairs.",
"So basically white folk age like shit. Amarite? \n\nPS it’s true tho. My dads black and mom is white. One side of the family is aging better than the other, I’m just saying. ",
"You know what is really cunty? Calling someone a cunt dummy. ",
"I tan super slowly :( I'm still paler than all my friends despite serving in a uniformed group and doing drills out in the sun for 4 years",
"Anyone know what their workout routine was?",
"6 mos ",
"/r/retiredgifs ",
"They got a blue vase too!",
"You do if you're already muscular, which like I said, can be seen around the chest and arms. This is just losing fat to show off that muscle, which while still cool, isn't what most people in a gym are doing.\n\nYou can't lose fat and gain muscle at a rate high enough to let you look like that in six months unless you're already damn close to looking like that under the fat.\n\nLike I said, posing makes them look worse than they actually are in the first pic too.",
"I like how they had a baby in the process",
"\"You can exhale now son\"",
"I did tell myself that. Now I'm telling you retard",
"Asian Randy in the before picture right there. Just get those tight white pants off and he's ready to fight!\n",
"dad looks legit 7 years younger, son looks younger as well.",
"It always fascinates me how much people’s nipples change when they lose weight. I don’t know why.",
"Most photos like these are taken in reverse, typically they get fit guys to get fat for weight loss before and after shots.",
"Abs are made in the kitchen, bud. Diet and any program run consistently will yield these results. ",
"Better than mine. He left for cigarettes and never came back",
"Or they learned how to use photoshop together...",
"*Father and son decide to suck in gut together*\n\nFTFY",
"haha yeah life kinda does that to you",
"Asian on its finest",
"They gave the content points, not him. If he had posted his photos, his music, his poetry, even his political essays - then those points would be a reflection of the value/interest people saw in him.\n\nInstead, since these are not OC and not even original finds - stuff scavenged from reddit and other social media upvoting systems - these points are a reflection of the interest people have in the content. One could say there is value in sharing that content with the people but one could argue that someone like DeFranco does that (shares content) too, but with his own contribution (opinions and commentary) for added value.\n\nSo my point was that people aren't saying \"go, gallow! You're awesome. We want more!\" The same content could've been posted by FredTheDerpyWorm or Joe Smith and it would've gotten the same karma. You can't say that about DeFranco, Boogie, The Turks, etc. who, in theory, add their own value to the content they harvest.",
"The triggered right hates him because he's built like an Arab Captain America with an ass that just wont quit. ",
"He has (and is) a father figure. ",
"NEVER assume. ",
"yea! i noticed that, too.",
"Mmm like 10 minutes",
"Was the entire family that got in shape not just those two.",
"Even that cabinet they’re standing next to looks better, damn.",
"I think they're already thin in the before pics, they're just sticking their gut out way too much to appear \"fat\". Their arms still look exactly the same and usually forearms get bigger if you work out diligently with a good routine. They probably did lose a little weight and get a bit more definition on their stomach, and tbh the dad is the only one who looks like he got a difference since he lost that double chin.",
"What posted article? And I don't think that's how it works. You can gain strength to start with for sure, and you're right that they weren't super overweight (the posing is really a huge part of the before pic), but unless you're already pretty muscular, you can't gain muscle and lose fat at a high enough rate to look like that in six months. Noob gains aren't magic.\n\n\nI might be wrong if you're super overweight I suppose, but these guys are just chubby when they stop sticking their stomach out. If I'm just way off though I'm absolutely open to that, but from my understanding that's not how the body works.\n\n\nI agree completely it's great if this inspires people to go work out though, I think a lot of people feel trapped in obesity. I just don't think it's cool to give people unrealistic expectations of what they're going to see in six months.",
"decided or decide. \n\ndecides is invalid. ",
"That doesn't negate Thomas Edison's theivery. Keeping in mind that Edison didn't steal from ONLY Tesla. Tesla's the most well known only because Edison fought against Telsa's AC current, which turned out to be superior to DC *Edit: for transporting power*",
"Wait, are you suggesting the world is not flat? \nI think I'm losing my erection. ",
"Currently pregnant - I’d rather give birth. I’m so lazy. ",
"For you people who have lost 40+ lbs over the year (or less), how did you do it? More specifically, how much time were you working out per week, calories burned per session, etc.? I get the caloric intake aspect and eating healthier overall, but I'm wondering how much time I should be dedicating to going to the gym. With 4 kids, time is sometimes difficult.",
"Congrats ! Keep it up",
"Who is dad?",
"And some/most/all of the time, I haven't seen it before, either.\n\nBut when I see it, I still feel disappointed that the original creator didn't get the karma and the reposter did.",
"They are pushing their guts out so hard it's not even funny. \n\nAnd that quote wasn't mine.",
"[family progress](https://m.imgur.com/lCMRaKs?r) . Even the cabinet they’re standing next to looks better, damn",
"I would love to see these countless studies since there are actually countless studies saying that it's bad and jyst another fad quick fix diet\n\nhttps://www.healthline.com/health-news/keto-diet-is-gaining-popularity-but-is-it-safe-121914#4",
"Just water weight?...",
"He grew younger.",
"*insert generic GallowBoob hate comment here*",
"/r/negativewithgold",
"Bitcoin was once worthless also. You need to put whatever Reddit karma you have in cold storage!",
"that is so impressive nice job guys",
"Totallynotphotoshop ",
"My first reaction was Photoshop b/c I saw the dad's expression first in both pics. Definitely didn't lose anything there!\n\nGrats to these guys.",
"Way to go!",
"Son needs to work on his posture still. ",
"Apparently they had a child as well",
"The best part is the dad looks like he is yawning in the first pic... He was forced into this.. ",
"I think this is the best comment on here hahahaha",
"This is Asia so I wouldn’t be shocked if in addition to weight loss/muscle build they also went for plastic surgery in the face",
"I know what the mother's nipples look like.",
"Vietnamese dude here—-no BO. When I hit puberty/middle school, bought and wore deodorant like all the other boys did at that time. Never needed it. All my girlfriends have loved it. My former coworker, this harry Spanish dude used to be so amazed and resentful; he would sometimes shove his nose into my armpit and then shake his head, “what the fuck man, why don’t you stink you motherfucker?!” ",
"He did. That’s what I meant. I felt the joke itself was overlooking the fact that they both got into shape as well. ",
"Black people get six packs a lot easier. I saw these 7 year old black kids who all had six pack abs. ",
"now they have boobs?",
"A father and child reunion is only a repetitive set of motions away.",
"I must have missed the class where we learned about the Japanese sailing on slave ships across the Pacific. ",
"If this was just a before picture, it would be unexplainable weird.. my wife's friend was looking at a picture on my phone and started swiping through. Of course, she saw my personal before picture. Just me and the ole man boobs. I was even trying to stick out my gut to accentuate the inevitable transformation. I hadn't started working out yet and it just looked like a depressed half-naked dude selfy. This was 2 years ago, I'm still fat, which makes it way worse.",
"Currently? With no exercise I'm supposed to eat like 1600 per day approximately. I go over or under depending on how I feel that day. I started off at like 2200 I think but I'm not 100% sure\n\nEdit: a word",
"Also their dress sense improved hugely.",
"The guy in charge seemed to feel he had the audience and medium to show the world what a super smartypants he is, and confused buzzwords and jump cuts with genuine intelligence. Did you follow that episode about the sister at all? It was a hot mess.",
"Damn Asian genetics lmao ",
"Oh man, rich! Now why can't I upvote you? (I guess I'm a noobie)",
"I think the hooker he posted on his profile kind of proves how he views women. ",
"This is true. Chris Pratt lost several pounds just by not drinking beer.",
"The family that bowls together \nGets swoll together",
"It was the single most INTENSE day of their life...",
"Is it possible to do keto without cooking?",
"Wow dropped some lbs and dad now looks like older brother. Good for them",
"I do kinda smell when I sweat and I still have little stretch marks on my waist even though I am Asian. Rip",
"You know what they say, black don't crack",
"Looks like the son was abnormally sticking his gut out in the before picture. ",
"HAHAHAHA YEEEEEE That's the stuff! ",
"Could I get a source on that if you have one?",
"BEFORE: 3rd trimester of pregnancy\nAFTER: happy with twins in new playpen",
"Blue steel, knew it before and after transformation",
"How did losing weight make them more handsome? Or is it just their faces are much defined now? So many questions",
"Why is this so funny? Can't stop laughing :p",
"Their faces are more defined and it lets their natural facial structure really shine.",
"[Father and son let themselves go together](https://imgur.com/a/VYgux)",
"Pac-Man to Ip Man.",
"I atually think looking at his face that nothing changed",
"Upvoted for contumely",
"I want to see this anime",
"lol",
"I don't know the baby looks Asian. ",
"How long did it take them?",
"Have y'all tried keto yet? Life hack. Long story short I eat bacon I'm down 60 lbs, no exercise. Energy is through the roof keto is amazing. ",
"he's a karma whore reposter.",
"Whoa! A doubled Longbottomed!",
"And Russians and Indians and Chinese and bum guns and and and",
"No way. The father spent a lot of time in the gym. The son just took a shit. ",
"Chinese Dad face. Perpetual Meh",
"Do I even wanna know what blue steel is?",
"What about the dad though? ",
"More like \"Fit father and son take pics pre and post meal.\" These pictures were taken within hours if each other. How do people fall for this shit?",
"He has his mom's nipples :o",
"Yeah. His shit prob looks more normal now with a balanced diet ",
"Fake news",
"Congrats!! Reading so many weight loss stories and changing lifestyles makes me so motivated. I’ve currently lost about 22lbs and another 20lbs to go. Keep posting you guys! ",
"Lol he called her out for being a woman? TIL being a woman is wrong 😂",
"Your pour soul. 😭",
"But Asians tend to be shorter and smaller and are considered less attractive.",
"That happened to me as well. If you had a bit of a chubby childhood, it takes more than losing a couple pounds to lose it in your face. But when you do you look entirely different. Same with putting on muscle. It sharpens your features.",
"/r/Photoshopbattles",
"I can pooch out my stomach too. ",
"I thought u were mocking me at first, but now I realized what a tool I look like cause the comment bugged",
"good.success......",
"Dad was apparently more of a \"I love my baiju more than I like filing taxes\" kind of a guy. ",
"But lactose intolerance is curable...\n",
"Most of that was if you use poor techniques or only do one exercise, which really can be said about pretty much everything and has little to do specifically with pushups. So still a great exercise and a lot of variations you can do to make it a bit less repetitive and get some more diversity in which muscles you are hitting. ",
"He went from Mr. Do yo' taxes to Mr. Steal yo' Grandma ",
"That's exactly what made me think ps at first.",
"He is *sexier",
"Nope",
"okay it was not bad, expected some blue waffle shit.. scarred for lyf",
"Lift your children every day as they get bigger and youll be able to lift them as adults",
"Son looks like he's ready to go fuck. Dad looks like he's resigned to just another day.",
"Context clues point to them just giving birth... they were pregnant in the first photo. ",
"Legit",
"I did this! Lost ~60 pounds in like 5 months. Started meds which caused the same low cal / low carb diet to suddenly pack the pounds on just as fast and now I'm back to square 1 with about a month of meds left. FML.",
"ya I pour beer into my soul to numb the pain",
"His dad got *younger*.",
"He is older",
"I've spent 6 *years* trying to look like the guy on the left and it just won't happen. \n\n",
"wife/daughter-in-law ",
"It's not magic, but it does change how your body processes foods so it can be more effective at burning fat *specifically*, so your gains are more \"real\" (less muscle burning, and no burning sugars for energy, etc)",
"Did you take your pants off to fight in the first pic?",
"I love you. You're awesome. ",
"Which ones the father and which ones the son?",
"Dad looks like doctor Dre ",
"They pushed their chins and cheeks forward, you moron. :-)",
"Dad and son can pass as brothers now",
"I mean, this one is someone else's photos and they're being covered by multiple news outlets, so I feel like it's a different situation here",
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"Sounds like you’re too old for this sh*t.",
"Yeah, like mine. He likes to send verbose SMS' (never Whatsapp) but calls are more like some military field report or something. He still lives in the 70's and thinks phone calls are costly (I think?) And should be kept to a minimum. ",
"Seriously?",
"I know which one I’d wanna bang. ",
"Less cherubic ",
"“This is a picture of me when I was younger.”\n\n“Dude, every picture of you is from when you were younger.”\n\n-Mitch Hedberg ",
"You need to take progress pics, since you won't really notice small changes every day. If you haven't already and still have a way to go, I'd suggest you do it now and every month afterwards. ",
"Man, even the painting lost a few inches!",
"> What's there to lose?\n\nMy time, that sounds awful. Don't understand why people do what they do for karma.",
"Asian women might disagree",
"And then sprinkle it on shark fin soup on new years and have good luck all year long.",
"Dr. Dre, M.D. ",
"You can't really be that dumb, can you?",
"Yeah, exactly. The above poster said do pushups, sit ups, squats and running. I said they should probably add some rows at least.",
"a page straight out of Big Lenny's book",
"Can confirm, I'm a female and have lost 67 pounds since July 27 this way, I look at least 20 years younger. I feel great too, ",
"The most expensive garbage cans or gallon in the USA.",
"Fun fact: im asian and my skin is absolutely shit. Had eczema and psoriasis my entire life. At least when my skin dries up and flakes off till im raw and bloody itll be elastic as fuck. Maybe its just bad luck :(",
"I think they had to sell their furniture to afford the gym",
"[Yes.](https://petapixel.com/2012/02/16/how-before-and-after-photos-are-often-faked-using-trickery-and-photoshop/) \n\nChins are tucked in in the first photo ",
"Wow. Nice to edit out the mother and wife that also got into shape, ya misogynist fuck.",
"new chair, different background shadows, removed thingy and some new flowers behind them, a baby crib instead of a sofa etc 😂 would have had to be an asian photoshopper",
"I love the dad's yawning in the first picture. He looks so 'meh' about everything. ",
"What is your reading comprehension level I said Japanese are humble?Then I also said it's pretty much impossible to point out which race has endured more than others",
"Motivation for my dad and i.",
"The dad is still getting the same pussy. ",
"r/brogress ",
"I’m a nutritionist and my best easy tip for people to improve their diet is to basically do just this (add a mountain of extra veggies to every meal). Even sautéed in butter or olive oil they’re better for you than processed carbohydrates. Calories from most vegetables aren’t worth counting, unless you subscribe to my husband’s school of thought (chips=potatoes=vegetables).",
"It would be tough as most of what you’re eating is meat. You can eat out though if that’s what you do regularly. I ate a lot of McDoubles with no bun or sauce and lots of fast food places have low carb options - in n out protein style, Carl’s Jr. has a lettuce burger that’s pretty good. Otherwise you can just order most burger/sandwich items and toss the bread. There’s also protein shakes like isopure which are low carb and not crazy expensive.",
"Keto for 9 months now. I've lost 30lbs. I plan to keep eating like this indefinitely. It's crazy how much the fat controls appetite. I often only eat two meals a day. I love to have 3 boiled eggs and a whole tomato diced up for breakfast/brunch. It's really filling. But the big thing I notice is that I don't eat so much at a meal that I'm uncomfortable and full of regret. I notice others after Christmas dinner were groaning, because they overstuffed themselves, but I don't have the urge or interest to keep packing it in like i OFTEN did when I ate carbs. \n",
"> Your girlfriend files *my* taxes on time",
"His stuff is fine but his name is annoying. Who calls himself a gallow boob.",
"YOUR ATTITUDE ISN'T NEEDED! NEXT!!!!",
"lmao ",
"Dude that's amazing. Keep it up!",
"oh, people love his posts generally. most of the things I've seen from him entertains me. \n\njust the few sore thumbs who stalks his account and files reports whenever he posts new stuffs. \n\nplus all his posts is guaranteed to have comments complaining about Gallaboob - at this point it has become a meme. just as predictable as any comments coming from /u/warlizard",
"“Decide to do steroids together”\n\nFTFY. Obviously the dad is giving the son his roids from the dr",
"I'd be ecstatic to be able to eat 3500 calories spread into 4 hamburger or taco meals a day. ",
"CAN I GET AN AMEN?! ",
"All I used to do were pushups, pull ups, sit ups and running, which is how I injured my shoulders, I guess. If you can get a heavy dumbbell then bent over rows would help, I guess. You could also hang from the bar horizontally and do rows on that (have something to rest your feet on to make it easier). I'm not a trainer so take any advice with a grain of salt.",
"Well please provide sources because I've been looking and can't find any that support your claims. And nobody has provided anything to debunk my sources. I forget that Keto people are like a cult and will turn away hard evidence just to keep believing.",
":D",
">tight shirt on a buff dude\n\nmmmmmmmmm",
"I buy bags of frozen veggies and throw one in the microwave when I'm hungry, throw some hot sauce in there or whatever seasoning I'm in the mood for, shit really works",
"As I mentioned above, keto for the last 9 month. There's NO WAY I'd be able to eat carbs and just cut calories for that long. The appetite reduction is so great. I also love that I don't get hangry anymore if I go more than 90 minutes without a snack!",
"Thank you for confirming my suspicions coming back after seeing this post earlier. Even for someone with no expertise on it, it's clear they're both fit people before hand and this is extremely disingenuous as the weights all in their bellies while the rest of there body's still generously defined. It would be much closer to 2~ years than 6 months in regards to getting shredded like that for someone at the weight class of these without any previous training right?",
"You forgot they have dry ear wax, not the nasty orange goo everyone else has.",
"> none of his posts are OC.\n\nhe knows how to time his posts to get the bulk of the up votes and all his posts are entertaining to me. Timing is everything.\n\nthe OC posted by others would have otherwise be buried in obscurity and I would have missed it.",
"Mike Wazowski?",
"Your username is weird.",
"Congrats :) and Inspiring :)",
"I approve this message",
"NIOCE",
"Still can't kick his dad's ass...",
"White boy? Clearly we haven't met.\n\nIn any case, I'm sorry my (what I felt was obvious) joke was taken in this light. \n\nAnd I'm sorry, but I can't tell you about the world's biggest dick or blacked.com. Neither are really something I've spent much time looking into.",
"Happy cake day my dude",
"Happy cake day my dude",
"Happy cake day my dude",
"This is a relatively new reddit copypasta. I don't seem to understand it and couldn't be fucked to google it. ",
"Li Jet, Li Dad.",
"the reports goes way up whenever a screenshot is posted.\n\nReport: \"ADD ME IN TOO\", \"reporting for the LOLZ\".",
"Happy cake day my dude",
"I like the befores when they’re fat. Wayyyy cuter.",
"They look like like they could be in a buddy cop movie",
"Have you ever considered that you might be depressed?",
"Son?",
"/r/bossfights",
"plus it's a progress pic of a family deciding that they wanna get healthy together. \n\nnot something you see every time.",
"This is actually Bruce lee and ip man",
"I added push up to my work out routine this year. So far I don’t 10 in the morning and 10 at the evening and some here and there. It is about 50 a day. Hopefully I can do more and get those killer ab. ",
"You consider that a story...?\nIf you’re going to do a before and after, keep them consistent. Not the first pic you’re at your worst point, slouched, not flexing, belly out and then the second one you just worked out, JUST learned to stand straight during this time, flexing and also learned how to not have your belly stick out as far as you possibly can.\n\nGood progress but BS “Before and after” results. Just do two actual comparison shots. Flex in both and/or don’t flex in either. Don’t work out right before in one and not the other. Fairly common sense stuff.",
"Why? Because I disagreed with him and called him out on his bullshit confusion of correlation and causation?\n\nHow did he take the high road by claiming to be able to beat me up when he got frustrated like a fucking child?\n\nI am calm. I too have a resting heart rate of 55 right now, which apparently makes me a goddamn Olympian according to this guy. “A world class athlete.” Maybe I should register for the winter games. \n\nYou too can go fuck yourself. And before you reply with how offended you are by my response, Mom, maybe keep your opinions to yourself.",
"It does kinda looks like they were already in great shape and just went through a cut.",
"> It would be tough as most of what you’re eating is meat. You can eat out though if that’s what you do regularly.\n\nThat's pretty much what I do. Weekdays are easy as I can order a chicken sandwich sans bread, but the place I normally go to is closed weekends. It's suprisingly hard to get simple meals when eating out, at least in my area.\n\nWe don't have any fast food chains other than Chipotle and that gets too expensive when you don't add anything but meat and lettuce. The cost/Calorie isn't that great. \n",
"Are you enjoying your recreational outrage? ",
"And literally every race has been apart of slavery at one point or another it's stupid to think otherwise.",
"Sorry, women have anal forests, too. ",
"How did the dad get taller lol",
"Lactose tolerance and alcohol tolerance.",
"Thanks bruv. ",
"Are they single?",
"yes this is exactly it, it is like if someone went around making xeroxes of artwork and they sold for more than the original... he is just a system gamer, that knows when and how to post to get the most attention, and has followers because of previous popularity.",
"When you loose weight, but are still miserable ",
"Looking sharp my dudes",
"Awesome, good job! I'm down 20 from 340, still a lot to go but it's a start.",
"And they had a baby!!!",
"Also love that the couch was replaced with a playpen over time :)",
"Well admitting that you have a problem is the first step. ",
"I can confirm. Used to weigh close to 130 at the age of 9 and when I lost all the weight my arms “shrank” (?) now if I were to pull on the skin of my arms outward, I could maybe pull a good 2/3 inches but you won’t notice when it’s normal. ",
"They both look 10 years younger. So inspiring! ",
"I'd hit it.",
"Looks like they're both purposefully sticking their guts out as far as they can, so they can look like they have a bigger transformation. I'm sure they did work out, just saying the top pic looks fabricated. ",
"How do you know she cheated? Maybe she got pregnant by her husband - it does not happen often, true, but sometimes. You should assume the best :)",
"I would rather have a child than be fit.",
"Someone above posted an article about this family and their weight loss, I can't be assed to read it though.\n\n >you can't gain muscle and lose fat at a high enough rate to look like that in six months. Noob gains aren't magic.\n\nTo gain that much muscle? Probably not, especially since you can see they both already had muscle, but I never said you could. That said you can absolutely shed off pounds quickly and gain muscle as a beginner it just wont be as impressive as this.\n\n > I agree completely it's great if this inspires people to go work out though, I think a lot of people feel trapped in obesity. I just don't think it's cool to give people unrealistic expectations of what they're going to see in six months.\n\nAgreed but I would really hope someone reading this thread would put an ounce of thought and see where they started from and make their judgement from that. Maybe I'm just speaking from a position of Being somewhat educated on the matter but I feel if someone twice the size of these two expected the same results isn't the fault of the picture/thread, this isn't really an amazing transformation.\n\n",
"Shopped.",
"They are sticking their stomachs out like shit in picture one. ",
"Ah, r/pics, the weight loss and chemo channel",
"oh whoa",
"How'd you do it? ",
"Time to just shut this thread down. It's over folks the best comment goes to /u/majormoron747 ",
"...hahah where the hell did your mindset for this comment from, oh man. Random on the internet.. this is BASIC. You're literally just saying stuff. 😂",
"In the bottom pic, the son is just sucking in his gut and puffing out his stomach muscles. All this stuff is fake.",
"it got me out of work long enough to meet a really nice girl so i’m thankful",
"Amazing!",
"Who really cares, it was meant to be a joke.",
"Oh right because I think you’re ridiculous to get upset about a shit trolling post then I must be hurting emotionally. Laughable. Life is going just fine. Thanks for asking. You need to work on your dime store psychology. ",
"You shed water weight and electrolytes like crazy on a keto diet:\n\"The reason is that insulin, which also has the effect of reducing the rate at which sodium is extracted through kidneys, drops and it can cause sodium levels to drop significantly, too.\"\n\nThis doesn't just affect sodium.",
"I was gonna say, the son put a lot of effort into slouching and looking out of shape. Still, a very impressive transition!",
"Could you please link the original post of this repost? I can't seem to find it for some reason",
"Huzzah!! Inspiring.",
"plot twist: they were both transgender males who were pregnant.",
"The play pen in the back is for all the children they have sired since getting in shape. ",
"https://imgur.com/gallery/cbQFh",
"If you are going to dedicate that much effort to cardio running 6+ miles a day you might as well put in a tiny bit of effort and do more than 100 pushups, sit ups, and squats. It would be more balanced doing 500 push ups, 500 sit ups, 500 squats and running a 5k.",
"He really did",
"The lighter you are, the more easily you sunburn",
"Wow. Dad looks 20 years younger and son went from a 3 to an 8/9.",
"I don’t care that much honestly. I see something I enjoy, it doesn’t matter to me where it comes from. Half the time I don’t even know who is posting the shit I look at on here. ",
"And it seems the father is going to be grandfather.",
"Loving the ab work and fat loss, but did neither of them work arms or chest even once??",
"At this point I just assume the guy works for reddit and is their official content curator. Really annoying seeing his name on everything especially for posts like this where you'd hope to find a story for the pic in the comments.",
"I'm honoured. Truly. On my grave let it be known: I made the best comment on a reddit post.",
"please stop making encouraging posts that will make my gym any more busy than it already is in January",
"Say whhaaaa? That's cool. Thanks.",
"Yeah for real. Just for shits one time I wanted to see how long I could go before getting hungry on keto. Went 48 hr, still wasn’t hungry but started getting dizzy and figured that would be a good time to stop that test.",
"I just looked at u/Rich-Dudes profile, I’ve never seen that many downvotes on one person!",
"ahmen!",
"The maintenance required to keep that LZ friendly is the real chore. The itchy butt crack growback is real. ",
"You know i had to do it to em",
"Mad fucking respect. Thats the kinda gains I want my friend and I to be seeing",
"I ignored your other comment cuz I don't care if you think I'm an asshole, but I think the answer to this one is interesting.\n\nI used to be depressed, then I realized nothing is important and I've been much happier since. Being angry or hurt by the past serves no purpose except to distract me and make it more difficult to improve the future. I don't forget the past, but it doesn't bother me. Anxiety about the future has also vanished. I still make plans and work hard to execute them, but I don't stay up at night worrying cuz if it doesn't go as planned, so what? I just move on to the next thing.\n\nShit works, homie. Stress has been eliminated, and because of that I'm able to live a productive life.",
"Weren’t you going to bed? Now you just seem overly invested in this which cancels how casual you want to appear. \n\nYou said you hope things get better. That implies that you think I am having problems. I mean come on. Stop back pedaling. If you’re going to say something stupid then at least stand behind it. ",
"Most of us didn't get the memo.",
"!redditgarlic",
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"Then ban progress pics. You know there is a sub dedicated to that right?",
"You're taking this too seriously. Don't get so triggered about it.",
"BOO!! Fuck gallowboob",
"He's going to leave his wife.",
"He lost his watch though.",
"Well he's saying he was sweating after climbing two flights of stairs so...",
"They need to hang their elephant picture. Jesus, it is a hammer and a nail. ",
"You can buy precooked chicken strips (they have a little seasoning on them) and add some veggies (I had broccoli cauliflower and carrots, I think it was 3carbs for the meal) and some Alfredo sauce. Throw it in a container in the freezer and you got microwavable lunch. Sub out for some cooked beef strips and it was just as tasty. ",
"Not hard if you live in a country where good drugs aren't hard to get. Anavar and winny this is totally possible in less than a year with the right genes ",
"Props to the son but holy shy the dad lost a lot of weight",
"But you can be vegan and also in ketosis. Keto just means removing carbs, which you can maintain without meat and dairy. Beans, legumes, nuts, mushroom, spinach, buk choy, eggplant, tofu, soy, etc etc etc all contain little to no carbs and are vegan. \n\nYou're making it sound mutually exclusive",
"He posts content submitted to one sub to other ones it's relevant to.\n\nThis is *encouraged* in the Reddiquette.",
"Time hates him!",
"Using the word triggered is pretty damn cunty as well. Don’t get so upset little guy. It will be ok. ",
"Skinny asian Randy!",
"from stereotypical male porn stars to gay male porn stars! Amazing! (this is a joke, btw, and I am the gay). ",
"I want to know how old dad is. For an older guy to get into that kind of shape is impressive and inspirational. Maybe there is hope for me yet",
"oof",
"Hell yeah! Both look 10 years younger !",
"Thank you very much!",
"You seem triggered. Are you ok?",
"How does moobs change to muscle. I have lost 13 kgs, no sizx pack and all, buy my torso has got in shape. You can see the outline of six pack there. But moobs, they have just reduced in size is all.",
"I've never seen an unattractive black/Asian biracial person, they are beautiful!",
"He looks like tiger woods now",
"The comments on that post are EXTRA cringe worthy....",
"You'd be surprised the results you can get. Consistency is key, but of course everyone is different.",
"By the way, female is both an adjective and a noun.",
"Judging by the background, Dad just cheated his way thin by delivering his baby. ",
"I mean, hellloooooooooo 👀",
"Randy... is that you? ",
" Are you kidding me that's not even enough for him",
"My father (49yrs) and I (20yrs) are planning to move to California together in the next month (currently living in the frigid Adirondack mountains). Out of everyone in our 7 person family we are the biggest eaters and least healthy people. We both agree that if we don't begin anew with our move we will likely never be in the health we want for ourselves. Seeing this photo really inspired me and I saved it. Thanks OP.",
"They were in shape before. Correct me if I am wrong but round is a shape.",
"No. I'm shook. Literally shaking ;p",
"Not only father and son it's the whole family!!missing some pictures buddy",
"Fucking repost. It was actually an entire family. ",
"Right",
"I thought the same about the son but someone posted a side view of them. Insane difference.",
"[\"We cry as men.\"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooAOc9Fwg0U)\n\nMore men need to understand this.",
"Dad being tired on first pic is perfect. Now healthy and fucking looking amazing!",
"See what happens when you become ripped? Suddenly baby",
"Thank you. I have been doing this for months and did not know of this sub. ",
"Awww, the dad lost all his baby weight. I can see the baby pen in the after picture too.",
"Great weight losing tip: drink vodka instead of beer!",
"I was only about 100lb overweight",
"The son looks super confident while the dad’s facial expression hasn’t changed a single bit.",
"Absolutely love this",
"The son lost a lot of weight in his face.\nReally makes a difference.",
"Yo, us Asians have anal hair too. Unlike you guys, where it's pale and curly, ours stick out straight like black pipe cleaners from between our cheeks.",
"What are you lazy and expecting someone else to do it for you. Jeez.",
"...butt sharpies?",
"Found the New Yorker ",
"dude you didn't know that ? \nshit just by drinking beer its like eating bread ... the bigger the glass the more slices you're ingesting ",
"Just keep repeating: I am valuable and people like me. ",
"yaaamp",
"Work out the area you want to improve everyday, over time you'll do be able to do more and you'll notice results rather quickly. I wanted to improve my chest so I started doing push-ups. I did 10 a day, then 15, then 20. Got up to 50 a day and got my chest toned the way I wanted it in about 3 months of doing this consistently. There are a couple of studies that show you don't need long workouts to get results. A little a day will go a long way, though I do rest on the weekends. Anyway, that worked for me, I can't speak for everyone.",
"Cut weight and then bulk while lifting, bam now you can eat",
"Really interesting, I got less results on HCG 1500 IU every other day and HGH 2 IU every day. Those abs are awesome, still I don't understand how to get them without any pharmacy. ",
"man i wish id lose some weight too, just so i can feel validated by internet points",
"I'm not sure what you're getting at but understandable. Have a good day.",
"Sit-ups to build muscle and cardio to burn fat.",
"I disagree. He looks ready to rock.",
"what no he didn't he was still fat ",
"My comments are fire.",
"Bruce Lee and IP Man",
"Photoshopped",
"Kylo Ren took after y'alls workout routine.",
"If there’s one thing I’ve learned from Reddit, it’s that I have no original thoughts.",
"The fat. ",
"Eh, most people I know in my age group are starting to get fine lines. I have had a good skincare routine since I was a teen, but my mum and her siblings all take terrible care of their skin, and none of them have wrinkles either. But so many sun spots. My mum's face is more spot than face at this point.",
"Oh man now I'm kinda sad for the guy. Especially reading their response to you. Hopefully they can be honest with themselves and get some help. Depression isn't a joke",
"Can we see those reports?! ",
"The dad looks like he'd been in shape previously. ",
"I'm watching a spaghetti martial art flick and shit is about to go down.",
"The son's nipple got larger",
"Wet earwax also has correlation with BO",
"Define normal.",
"short height, smaller dicks, can't grow beards",
"That dad should leave that mom!",
"lol, if you only knew... you'd be so irate.",
"> \"80/20\" rule\n\nThe only 80/20 rule I could find was [the Pareto principle.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pareto_principle)\n\nThe rest is just dipshits on forums and message boards coming up with various 80/20 rules for weight loss, finance, relationships, all sorts of inane crap.",
"that's surprising. aussies routinely spend hours in high-intensity UV rays without sunscreen. Maybe prisoners evolve master-race skin?",
"Have you been checked for autism?",
"FUCK YEAH!!!",
"Now I wanna be old so I can be a cool hipster.",
"Obviously they had babies cause now there's a crib in the room.",
"When I went low carb I felt like I was eating a TON of meat and I still lost 50 lbs in 6 months.\n\nMaybe it's just hard to eat a lot of calories if you don't eat carbs.",
"You’re right and got downvoted lol. I wouldn’t doubt he has bots that upvote his stuff",
"CYCLONE BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!",
"If I lost 90lbs I would cease to exist.\n\nAwesome hearing about your progress though! ",
"unfortunately, my inspiration vanishes after I close reddit :(",
"6 MONTHS! Wow. Is there more info? Id be curious about their diets during that time. ",
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"....that's an extra two thirds of a normal person. You can't say only about that.",
"Seriously. The article talks about him being a \"hipster grandpa\", but I feel like 80% of being a hipster is knowing you're a hipster and feeling self-conscious about it.\n\nThat motherfucker's not self conscious at all. He just dresses dope.",
"I don’t know why this comment is so far down. I wouldn’t go so far as to say dad was fit in the top picture, but all the son needed to do was drink a gallon of milk to change that much between the pics. People are so gullible. ",
"I completely support what that video is suggesting but holy fuck, it's so depressing that society has led us to this place - a place where young boys need to be *deprogrammed like they're goddamned POWs*. But in a sense, that's exactly what they are. Western society wages a continuous war against boys from the moment they're old enough to talk, a war against human nature. Big boys don't cry. Emotions are a weakness, you need to be strong. Girls nurture, boys fight. Every interaction they have, chipping away at them to create the \"ideal man\".\n\nIt's just so fucked...\n\n*Edit: not to say girls have it any easier, their war is just a different one, a war based on pushing a narrative of weakness and subservience.*",
"The pics here on reddit seem untouched, but the ones on their Instagram are OBVIOUSLY airbrushed abs. I mean, why bother to do that? They look FINE without the air brushing.....\n",
"Oh, there goes gravity",
"Looks like they made a new human with the excess weight they lost",
"It can with the right diet. ",
"Used to crush it at the gym with my dad. Him and I bullshitting was the best part, the results just came by proxy.",
"If you’re 130 lb 17 year old...yes. If you’re already 40lbs overweight you don’t need the extra calories to put muscle mass on",
"Yeah, I know. I was *very* lucky and quite fortunate that time.\n\nThe first time I was pregnant though, the nausea was so bad I couldn’t leave the house at all. I ended up miscarrying at about 6 weeks. But I was also 6 years younger, so that probably had something to do with it.\n\nSo I understand it’s awful for some. My full term was an amazing experience for me though and I’ve since considered surrogacy.",
"Step 1: Throw out couch.\nStep 2: Throw out belted pants.\nStep 3: Profit. Or abs.",
"who?",
"Then ban gallowboob?\n\nSeriously?",
"Why do we hate gallowboob again? ",
"I never once believed in Karma whoring until now. Anywho, OP you forgot to post the many many articles featuring this \"CHINESE FAMILY\" that lost weight and got into shape together...\n\nhttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5229667/Chinese-family-incredible-weight-loss.html",
"Can we talk about the son, god damn what a transformation.",
"dragonball z",
"Yeah you can when you're comparing it to \"the size of an SUV\".",
"The son's nipples got bigger.",
"How did he go twenty days from a big belly to visible abs??? ",
"Here you go, for the lazy.",
"Well, I was having some tea, and now my desk is having some tea.\n\nThanks a lot.",
"That jump between 3.20 and 3.30 is fucking magic. It took me like 2 months to see similar results. Damn. I'm jealous.",
"How the fuck is an image posted from an Imgur album counted as a repost on reddit, though? ",
"Thank you for this.\n\nHonestly, I feel like I could fall back into \"old\" behaviors and this is what I'm scared of of/my struggle. (\"Old\" .. but I haven't been at this for that long). As long as I tell myself to stay healthy this time around (my past attempts were all terrible to my health, yet I did lose a lot of weight, gained it all back always tho) and as you said, call myself out on the bs (I.e. when I start craving food and I now opt for a bottle of water rather than a bag of chips), then things will be better this go around.its a struggle because I'm scared of falling back into old eating habits, in short.\n\nAny how, good luck to you and congrats to your progress!",
"Yakuza 8",
"If most people simply switched from sugary drinks to water they would lose a ton of weight. \n\nThis is one of the easier ways to make your lifestyle change. Find healthy alternatives for 1 bad thing at a time. I used to drink 2-3 cans of Pepsi a day. When I decided it was going to kill me and I switched to water I wanted to kill everyone around me. I had the worst headache I’ve ever experienced for a week. I couldn’t sleep. I was annoyed by everything and everyone. I couldn’t imagine cutting out more than just Pepsi while going through that. Haha. ",
"I dunno, I'd imagine being Afghan would be a good source. ",
"Goals ",
"Ban him from Reddit ",
"Take up boxing.",
"I always thought Sherlock Holmes leaned more on induction than deduction",
"I should put more time into working out. The only thing I really do is walk (alot, since I have no vehicle.. several hours a week at least). I also bought a simply fit board that I use for 30 mins to an hour at night. ",
"Muscle mass also controls your fat mass. Greater mass(either fat or muscle) increases your metabolism. Difference is that muscle is far more dense than fat. \n\n\nMore muscle = higher metabolism = faster fat burning. ",
"If you flip that it could be captioned \"When calmbat stopped playing water polo in college\".",
"Top: me before I go to bed \nBottom: me in the morning ",
"This is nothing but a repost from last week. That's why we hate it. It's last week's news reposted for karma.",
"Actually that’s just them breathing in and out",
"This is wonderful! Keep it up 😊",
"He managed to parlay it into a career though, so good for him.\n\nwww.forbes.com/sites/fernandoalfonso/2016/06/01/cashing-in-karma-how-a-former-landscape-architect-turned-his-reddit-fame-into-a-career/amp/\n",
"Fe Li, Zna Vi Dad\n\n^^^^^^Hahahaimfunny",
"Admit it, you just wanted to say bomb cyclone",
"When does the movie come out?",
"I thought gallowboob was in reference to the before pics.. ",
"Almost certainly. As the other guy said, I started using a food scale. My average isn't quite 3k but it's close. What I said before was only half true because I did gain some but got sick and was forced to not really bulk for a while. Struggling to get back to what I was now, though.",
"Luckily, I love peanut butter.",
"To train the mind. Or save money.",
"this is cool! but why do their side profiles have one very round boob, and one very flat boob?",
"The look on the guys face on the left went from John Cho(Harold & Kumar) To Bruce lee. ",
"The hairiest people are in the middle east where it's scorching hot. And a lot of Asian ethnicities are in the cold, northern climates and also don't have a lot of body hair. Most people would die of the elements if left outside naked on a moderately chilly night, hair seemed to evolve for arbitrary reasons.",
"I just said this to my bf yesterday, actually. I didn't take pics when I started because I didn't want to fail a week later. But I think I will now 😊",
"Congrats ",
"That's good. I just had a hunch it wouldn't protect against excess acetaldehydes and wanted to help inform. I've had the blush myself a few times and now, 3-4 years later I just get sick as shit if I drink more than a 1-2.",
"She did a different kind of work out-- not necessarily an easier one.",
"Haircut makes him look more mature, and so does losing a little weight which makes his face more lean ",
"Seriously though. Just downvote and move on, people. All you're doing is making more work for the mods, you're not getting *anything* else done. ",
"When a young father ran afoul of the Triads they kidnapped his newborn in order to intimidate him. What they didn't realize is that when they fucked with his family, they fucked with his *family*. Milkyway Image presents *Dad Bod*.",
"I eat a lot of salt but also drink a lot of water. Is this causing bloating? How do I get cut in a short period of time? I already cut down beer to 1 a week",
"Im the same. I purchased a simply fit board, and it gives me a mild workout while I watch TV. Maybe start with something low-key like that?",
"/u/chaiteddy ",
"His nipples got so much larger",
"Jesus christ, the dad looks like he could be his sons brother.",
"Dad gonna start hittin that club scene again",
"[**Here's your Reddit Garlic, dragn99!**](https://i.imgur.com/NHbZOT6.jpg \"Reddit Garlic\") \n\n/u/dragn99 has received garlic 3 times. (given by /u/SlashFang) \n\n\n^I'm ^^a ^^^bot ^^^^for ^^^^questions ^^^^^contact ^^^^^/u/flying_wotsit",
"From 'smoosh me' to Bruce Lee. From 'sloppy fanny' to Jackie Chan -ee.",
"Most impressive",
"son is obviously pushing his stomach out. dude isnt remotely overweight",
"Plot twist, the top pic is the AFTER.",
"Bo bandy?",
"What kind of foods do you eat. I've recently heard/read about keto, which I heard works wonders. I mostly eat veggies and low cal protein (tuna, salmon). I don't eat meat except for seafood and eggs. I only ask because I don't work out much but I'm losing about 15lbs a month eating this way.",
"Seriously? 6 months? If you see the original story, they started to get marks right after 20 days.",
"Fuckin' Latin, so confusing.",
"Is this the infamous \"I gild you to call you bad names in the gild-message.\"-gild?",
"exercise does fuck all for weight loss really tops 20% contribution if you really go hard. stop making excuses and stick to a diet and you will lose weight. its that simple and you know it is if you managed to lose 50lb already. stop eating junk period. ",
"No it's just his entire face shifts and maybe he got a new passport to move to obristan (papers please, joke)",
"Tbh, changing my diet did everything. I don't work out much. But cutting out all junk food and incorporating a lot of veggies and water and eating much less has done everything.",
"You're the only one who seems upset, champ.",
"22lbs is amazing!! Congrats!",
"bunch of bullshit",
"From belly to Jet Li!",
"That's amazing progress! I bet you do look different and great! 😊",
"Damn, they really got to you huh? ",
"Asian here. I do have stretch marks on my arms and chest right near my armpit. But who the bell would skip arm and chest day?",
"Meanwhile I've never had a meaningful conversation with my dad:)",
"i downvote him like crazy. But one is nothing in a horde of people who dont care for nothing but mindless stolen content. ",
"Young dude looks like Randy in the before picture",
"Definitely got fit, but also pushing out their bellies in that first pic. ",
"I lost 20 Kg last year by just cutting my daily calorie intake by half and only eating chicken, tofu, and vegetables with a little rice. I also ran about 5Km four days a week with supplemental weight training. \n\nThe speed at which I lost weight was nothing short of shocking. I was at 125Kg and then the scale would drop by one to two Kg a week. ",
"Funny how you take a single picture from a family fitness album and post it as one picture revolving around just two.\n\nLike disappointing to see you of all people to do this.",
"Dad bod to mad bod.",
"Son, trying his best to look fat in the before pic.",
"Face gainz for everyone",
"yeah, but if you have been around the site for long enough you will find that he has posted the same thing before a month apart and has hit the front page both times or has reposted a front page post a bit later to front page it again with an even more clickbatey title. \n\nDude does nothing all day but repost shit on reddit, doesnt matter what it is, a horde of upvotes follow. I swear this dude is just using a hardcore upvote bot system ",
"Now all I need is a dad!",
"Anyone know the evolutionary reasons behind stuff like this?\n\nI hate how things like this are basically never discussed anywhere, ever, due to the whole association with eugenics conversations thing being demonized in the mid 1900s. \n\nThx a lot, Hitler. ",
"Okay:/u/Rich-Dude called out this commenter for being a woman or something based on the sentence sounding... Feminine? That comment has been heavily downvoted./u/J4CKR4BB1TSL1MS decided to parody that comment by being nice to this commenter while explicitly not assuming gender",
"Increased blood flow, amniotic fluid, placenta, and enlarged uterine organ also add another 10-15",
"i swear this dude has the Crazyiest upvote bot network ever. \n\nhow can this many people dislike and downvote him yet he still gets around 80% upvotes\n",
"Mom’s spaghetti ",
"What kind of workout/consistency does this in 6 months? I’m in quite the similar boat as the top pics, would love to be more like the bottom by June :)",
"Changed their chairs and got rid of the baby as well. ",
"Your grammar is putrid and these two just sucked in their bellys.\n\nYour use of \"decides\" is wrong. It should be 'decide'.\n\nCheers man. Let's get smarter together~!\n",
"You can't tell if you're smelly or \"not smelly\". You get used to it. \n\nI have a feeling some of the most smelly people think they're not smelly. ",
"Ah yes, the Keto diet - rated the worst diet of the year.",
"I can't answer that question unless I know what you eat every day. Carbs and sodium naturally do hold on to water.",
"Got a gold chain on my neck...",
"[Probably going to get downvoted to hell for this, couldn't help myself...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkAqK4YW474)",
"Said the white guy, from a sheltered air conditioned home. ",
"Man, no matter how hard I try I cannot lose weight in my stomach. Jealous.",
"He just posts clickbait items. He has grown a following of people and children, and children people that click on anything he posts. I enjoy about 7% of what gallowboob posts.",
"That all sounds like decent coping... you might still be depressed tho, for real, and just still functional through it. That happens. And you're still trolling, right? How is that productive for you or other people? Just something to think about. ",
"lol and this is why we do it\n\nthanks for the meal",
"The son is clearly not new to working out in the before pic. The dad looks pretty new. I'd estimate the dad lost ~40 lbs and the son lost ~15 lbs. 6 months is a totally reasonable time frame for losing 40 lbs. \n\nAlso, they really aren't that shredded at all. Maybe to someone who doesn't work out they might seem shredded. Both the son and father are still carrying a fair amount of fat in their tummies, and I estimate their BF to be 15/16%. Definitely considered 'fit', but I wouldn't call that shredded. ",
"Do something actually useful to the community then. Ban progress pics. ",
"The son was cute even when he was chubby... 😅",
"we did it reddit",
"And now the circle is complete.",
"i like that rose sweater. anyone know where i can get one?",
"No, that's included. Here's a breakdown of a normal pregnancy weight:\n\nBaby: 7-8 lbs\n\nPlacenta: 1-2 lbs\n\nAmniotic fluid: 2 lbs\n\nUterus:2 lbs\n\nMaternal breast tissue: 2 lbs\n\nMaternal blood: 2 lbs\n\nFluids in maternal tissue: 4 lbs\n\nMaternal fat and nutrient stores: 4 lbs.",
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE",
"You would win the game. 99,000 karma. Holy crap! Imagine what you could not do with all that fake internet points!\n",
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE",
"In this instance it's an imgur post.\n\nIt could be argued that grabbing and posting a single image from the gallery instead of either linking directly to the original gallery is denying the original gallery poster exposure.",
"They purposely made the before pictures look worse by bad posture + bad lighting.\n\nI did the exact same thing earlier today. \n\n[Purposely pushed out, no pump, just ate a fuck ton of salty soup and carbs, bloated, taken 5 minutes ago, bad lighting](https://imgur.com/a/D4RfV)\n\n[Taken a week ago, muscles fully pumped after upper body day, no bloating, half natty lighting](https://i.imgur.com/sfCAHHn.jpg?1)",
"Someone had a baby too!",
"Given that this all happened in just 6 months, I'd be surprised if they gained ANY muscle. If anything, they might have even lost a bit of muscle. \n\nThey look like they had a good amount of muscle already and then went on a pretty serious cut. They maintained most of their muscle and shed a lot of fat. You can tell they lost a lot of fat by their faces. \n\nThere's no way they could gain anything by achieving that much definition in just 6 months. They had likely been doing weight training already and just had a bunch of excess weight on top of it. ",
"lol",
"Beer is where it's at my man. So many calories people don't realize. A beer or two with dinner a beer or two after. They add up. ",
"Motivating ",
"D Y E L\nY\nE\nL",
"Put on a shirt Randy",
"That's unbelievable, you're totally ripped in the 2nd pic.",
"This is me as well! 24 y/o Asian. I'm hoping to see a dermotologist soon, but any tips you may have for combating the scratch-til-I-bleed eczema over 30% of my body? :(",
"White privilege my ass. ",
"Sharp enough to kill someone or get some women?",
"Because it’s not from the original content creator?",
"Honestly, It's just a weird picture to post if you're not the one in the picture. Even then...still kind of weird with the dad/son combo",
"...what?",
"r/keto is the answer.",
"All to the tune of “what is love? Baby don’t hurt me no more!”",
"Sharp features^sharp features^sharp features",
"Do you even realize when you’re projecting anymore?",
"You have an odd definition of upset little guy. ",
"This is my first comment my man.",
"\"the truth\"",
"Dad knows what women really want. ",
">Using the word triggered is pretty damn cunty as well. Don’t get so upset little guy. It will be ok.",
"Yeah I know. You said they got to me. I said you’re projecting. So they got to you. Jesus, your comprehension level is low little guy. ",
"Quotes around words? Sooooo cool. ",
"Thanks.",
"I only argue its exaggerated",
"I only argue its exaggerated. Wow, context and reading!!",
"I only argue its exaggerated",
"I only argue its exaggerated",
"Just reposting my own words? Is that your version of a white flag?",
"Why did you have to go and use the term \"beta\"?",
"Anything to add or just taking up space?",
"So you were using quotes for emphasis as suspected. =P",
">Just keep repeating: I am valuable and people like me.",
"They usually have bad facial hair so that's something.",
">You seem triggered. Are you ok?",
"I'm not depressed anymore. Haha you can make your assumptions, Mr reddit psychologist, but I can recognize the difference. How is it productive? Before the realization I had terrible anxiety, I was always angry about shit that had happened to me, and I felt hopeless all the time. Now I don't have anxiety and I don't feel hopeless or helpless. I don't spend hours pouting about people that wronged me. I get my work done, I don't lay awake in bed for 15 hours out of the day, I'm confident, and I set realistic goals then follow through with them. \n\nI can see how it might be hard for others to understand that there's no *correct* way to view life. You just do whatever works. \n\nI'm not trolling, seriously you could burn my house down and I'd say \"oh well\" then start working on getting a new house because crying and being angry at somebody doesn't help me stay warm in the winter. Shit's great for me, and if you can't accept that I've found my own answer, then I think you need to open your mind...or do some acid idk.\n\nThat's all the time we have, folks. Signing off.",
"Why not Kung Fu hero? Too Asian?",
"We look like human buttholes when we get old too",
"Clean your bum with a gentle, soothing spray of warm water, layer some soap (using TP in your hand if you like) and rinse. \n\nSparkling clean butt. ",
"TIL the benefits of being asian. I didn't know I had all these latent superpowers in me.",
" The father lost 10 years. Get some boys! ",
"Well, if you look in the background, it paid off! SOMEONE got laid by the second photo for SURE. Like, 100%. Terrified this will go over heads....",
"You can tell because the arms and traps look exactly the same in both photos.",
"What? I was just having fun like everyone else. You're the one getting all serious. :/",
"For real. I was just having fun.",
"Dad lost weight in the face though. ",
"Fuck GallowBoob oh my god if this was any other Redditor I'm pretty sure it wouldn't have 110k upvotes for a simple good before and after picture...",
"So the way to get in shape is to have your mom and your alcoholic father move in with you? Yeah I'm ok with early death due to being a slob at life.",
"Neither added mass. NEXT!",
"It looks like they also got new chairs and a baby",
"my dad killed himself... so i have the same issue as you",
"but does ur opinion that women's opinions matter really count if you yourself are a women?",
"Well your argument is garbage. ",
"Well your argument is garbage. ",
"Well your argument is garbage. ",
"So what’s going on here? I think they both look great. Didn’t read the comments. Go away trolls. ",
"Well your argument is garbage. ",
"He looks really concerned about how ripped he is ",
"Can confirm! I lost 40 pounds over a year (and maintained the loss!) solely by changing my diet. I hate eating healthy way less than I hate working out so that’s what I changed. Lots of salad, chicken and no bread or soda! I’m shooting for 20lbs more 😊",
"That’s because the Dad would have kicked your ass before or after. Dad power *activate*. ",
"As a chubby white dude trying to lose weight, this bums me out.",
"Eh, this post made me go back to their youtube and click a few videos. Probably a few other people too. It's free advertising. Better then fading into obscurity.",
"I'm not using it seriously. Alpha, beta theory is a whole bunch of garbage. I'm what redpillers would call \"unwoke\" or a bluepiller.",
"Father and son decide to shamelessly binge drink and eat fast food together",
"Well not exactly. But when you actually start eating food instead of vodka the weight comes on pretty quickly.",
"Who fucking cares??",
"Yes, no 🍞!!\n\nAwesome weights! Keep it up!",
"Nipples check out ",
"I realise that it’s not an answer. There are plenty of ways to bulk ie increase calories without going to junk food. Coconut products are good (added to smoothies etc), peanut butter, some other oils. ",
"They're puffing out their guts in the first photo. Kind of kills the illusion.",
"That person didn’t change their argument for real. You read it wrong had to say something super petty at every turn. You’re the only one here trying to throw shade in my opinion. \n\nI read both of your sides pretty face value, and as a bystander you’re seriously wrapped up in your own reality. I just had an argument with someone else like you. \n\nTo keep a long story short I gave this transgender man evidence that I have done drastically more for lgbt than she has in her entire life. While I was off getting tear gassed in lines she is telling people in news to kill themselves because they think Dave chepelle is funny. She actually pmd me to tell me to off my self because I am a troll trumpy who is spouting lies from my mouth, that is the only way she could see that she was right. \n\nThe only difference is that you have a horrible last word fixation. On top of that, puffing your chest out and yelling about what is wrong with other people without any information doesn’t make your points any less relevant. In fact your entire arguments make you even less relevant than your personality. Fix yourself before ever attempting to judge other people. Nothing you have said makes you right. Or nothing you will ever say will make you right until you look in, not out \n\nI’m sure you’re gonna respond saying, “ I’m projecting” or “ you can come out now” because you need to have the last word. You can either chose to take advice, try and better things in this world and yourself. Or you can chose to ignore it and become something nobody remembers. Your choice. ",
"I agree with /u/platinumplatypussy. Your argument is rubbish.",
"Apparently the people reporting every Gallowboob post and the subsequent moderator pinned message at the top telling them to stop. ",
"amen!",
"I’ll be doing that with my dad!\n\nAs soon as he gets back from the store, we’ll start. It’s been a couple of years, but he’ll be back soon.....I’m sure of it.....",
"99% of those are just memers harassing the poor mod team.",
"It’s really not hard, it takes willpower. Specifically, dietary willpower. People think exercise is key, but it’s 70% diet and 30% exercise. If you can’t control what you eat, you’ll probably be fat forever ",
"Yeah, definitely. It gets tiring to witness this every time a Gallowboob post appears on the front page. ",
"How? Lol not everyone is capable of moving their face like that. ",
"I generally have V8 and low fat yogurt for breakfast. Then grilled/baked chicken with fresh veggies (no butter or anything like that) at lunch. And at dinner, I usually either don't eat, or I'll have a couple fried eggs. That's about it besides snacks which is mainly dried fruit and nuts. ",
"Ah, I saw a photo that had a few more images, but didn't see the article.\n\n> To gain that much muscle? Probably not, especially since you can see they both already had muscle, but I never said you could\n\nI might have misread you then, sorry.\n\nBut yeah, I agree you definitely can gain some amount as a beginner, but past that very early stage you do need to either stall for a bit and lose the fat, or bulk back up to gain more muscle. \n\nI do hope that seeing this sort of stuff inspires someone, I just know a lot of guys who've started going to the gym and not seen the six month transformation you hear about online and end up quitting pretty soon because they get discouraged. You can look pretty good after a year, but I just think it's important to be realistic about what you'll see after a period of time. It's the same reasons models who use roids and deny it annoy me. It makes people think they aren't good enough or generally feel bad about the gym and stop going when they don't look like those people.\n\nThis is definitely not a 110k karma level transformation either way though, it looks like the \"2fit\" part of those fit2fat2fit challenges.\n",
"Wow. It sounds like you are doing great with your foods and intake! ",
"It DEFINITELY denies the original poster exposure, no argument needed.",
"I saw that actually, and I appreciate you posting it. Way too many people seem to have fallen for this post.",
"What's BO?",
"Both pictures could easily be taken in the same day. ",
"the son still looks young but the father looks way younger",
"Yep, I agree entirely. Have a look at their arms and chest. There's no increase in size there, they stay pretty much the exact same size in both pictures. \n\nA new lifter could definitely get some muscle gain while cutting if overweight (not much, but a small amount), but these guys are definitely past beginner.\n\nNo-one's going to look like that after six months natty from a complete beginner stage.",
"Grams is fucking litty. I love it. ",
":P",
"i’m so happy i’m not alone! ",
"From Jackie Flan to Jackie Chan",
"He looks years younger!",
"body odour\n",
"You do usually lose a lot of weight 6 months after having a baby. Got the crib set up and everything. I'm going to just presume this is a crazy new thing in Asia and older men are giving birth to healthy babies.",
"I hate when they put the after pic at the top. Also, I'm not sure there is enough fat to feed that many people on that one baby.",
"Father knows best.",
"You guys see they push out their bellys right? I can have a sixpack and 2 seconds after i push my belly out and its gone. Look at their chests instead or arms. Its not a big difference. It's the oldest trick in the book. Dont fall for it.",
"So if we breed Vikings with Samurai we get the ultimate race?!",
"He's gotta be, look at his babe of a wife.",
"Phew",
"At least gallowboob takes a break, this guy never stops. ",
"I just wish I could see it. A lot of people tell me I do. I am not gonna stop, I just want to see it.",
"I'm embarrassed for your son.",
"Thanks!",
"Now I would too. I guess the issue was that I could and still exist comfortably lol",
"Yeah delete your comments over a few downvotes. Soft. ",
"I didn't change my diet or anything. I just counted calories and exercised every day. I am my mother's son which means I love bread too much to give it up so I had to work around that and I'd say it worked out pretty well. ",
"who's saying eat 5000 calories? You don't seem to understand the diet, at all... ",
"cool opinion bro",
"cool opinion bro",
"cool opinion bro",
"cool opinion bro",
"cool perspective brother",
"Beep, beep! I’m a Jeep!",
"This is a con and it's typical of weight loss adverts, they just bulk and push out their bellies, six months later the cutting is finished and they still have the same muscular physique without the fat. Wouldn't be surprised to find out this whole family were paid to help sell something.",
"The dad is keeping a straight face, but I know beneath the surface he feels like a bad bitch.",
"Opinion until you realize nothing in the images provided support your argument. So its still garbage. ",
"Opinion until you realize nothing in the images provided support your argument. So its still garbage. ",
"Opinion until you realize nothing in the images provided support your argument. So its still garbage. ",
"Opinion until you realize nothing in the images provided support your argument. So its still garbage. ",
"Dang they look so much better ",
">So basically white people age like shit\n\nThis, but unironically. If you live in Minnesota and don't care to moisturize for 70 years and don't use sunscreen, you're gonna look rough. ",
"It seemed like a lighningstrike; there is no post that ever refers to anyone else in their profile. ",
"So delete it",
"Do you think the earth is round? ",
"His girdfliend slure is graet at taxling ;) ",
"At the same level as Africans were though? ",
"Yes 100% guaranteed slavery is rampant throughout history, not just for africans no more or less.As long as civilization has been around slavery's existed.The raping of South and Central America by the Spaniards.Is just as awful.No race has it worse than others.Ignorance and bias is to think that they do because their is no way to actually tell which race has had it worse it's all opinionated.Especially in recent events people will remember africans as the most recently enslaved/freed",
"You know there are/were black South and Central Americans right?",
"Can confirm. Am 75% Norwegian and cant be arsed to use lotion or sunscreen. I’m not aging well. ",
"Take solace in the face that If people hate gallowboob because of his huge karma, you must be really liked. \n\nPeople like you / us.....less karma is better?",
"From Africa.",
"organomegaly due to HGH",
"I literally don't understand the points of the shit you're saying.you aren't adding anything to the debate besides just a question that's basically asking me what I know.",
"It seriously sucks as I love bread! But I have noticed my tolerance has changed? I don’t really know what to call it, but I had a cheat day for my moms birthday, we all went out for dinner and I ordered pasta which was of course heavy in carbs. I have really cut back on carbs, only getting it in the form of sugar through fruit (and even that I limited). But about 20 minutes after eating it I had a massive stomach ache. My girlfriend has complained that her stomach hurts after eating bread or pasta after long periods of going without it, and I think I experienced this that night. I’m not really sure why this is as I don’t have any food allergies. But I went back to strict diet of no bread and pasta and have been fine ever since. Guess I was punished for cheating! Lol",
"Team work is one of the best ways to stick to a plan",
"Then why try for it in the first place? The irony",
"Basically what I'm getting at is black people had it much worse and still do. ",
"That's what I'm saying. I actually never even notice the username of a post unless it's a celebrity or someone brings it up in the comments like this thread. ",
"No they actually don't.The only place where \"blacks\" have it awful is Africa mainly,and that's just due to their economies being shit.If you think they have it remotely bad go look at middle easterners or what the Jews and Palestinians are doing to each other.You my friend are ignorant to the world open your eyes.",
"Why did you put blacks in quotes when I said people? \n\nBlack people experience racism throughout the world.\n\nReally? The only place? I know the US is a first world country, but black people are on the bottom of the totem poll in terms of equality. ",
"What school did you get your Masters of Deduction from?",
"Brasilians are Latino by defenition. \n\nYou are not Hispanic though.",
"Edit: yes",
"Son is so clearly sticking out his stomach in the first one",
"> Your daddy files my girlfriend's taxes",
"[Kantsi](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kantsi)",
"What about the poop? I hear women poop when they have kids. ",
"ITT all the jelly fatties saying \"THEY JUST STUCK THEIR STOMACHS OUT AND SUCKED IT IN\"",
"How long did it take them to reach that? ",
"Funny ending, just randomly mentioning Africans as humble.",
"Son now thinks hes hardcore bc hes not fat and has some sort of self control now. Welcome to the club johhny come lately.\n\nNow they can be obnoxious tourists...",
"If it makes you feel any better they usually also have the smallest penises. Nature is unfair, there is no one master race. ",
"its good they worked too hard for this even the father more.well done !!",
"deleted ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^0.3426 [^^^What ^^^is ^^^this?](https://pastebin.com/FcrFs94k/44518)",
"Did an excellent job!",
">I'm the one who legally claims your girlfriend's baby as a dependent",
"Whats that?",
"dood......",
"Now it is but when they were at their peak it would've been bad for the most part. ",
"now would be grandfather and father.\n\ncuz using dad and son would get you chris hansen knocking on your door.",
"not white folk, just folk with skin too vulnerable to UV damage.\n\ntrucker with one side of face constantly in the sun:\n\nhttp://i.huffpost.com/gen/634768/thumbs/o-BILL-MCELLIGOTT-SUN-DAMAGE-570.jpg",
"/r/gainit /r/Fitness have everything you need in the sidebars/faqs\n\nUnless you have a serious health issue, high/low metabolism really doesn't affect much. The variance between people will only be that of roughly a single candy bar per day.",
"You must have had like really really shitty diet. ",
"I haven’t been able to find the specific details of their regime. Did they post it?",
"The dad looks like he quit drinking alcohol. The son looks like he was already in good shape, but drank lots of soda for the before picture.",
"I just came here for the “damn! the father went from......... to..........” joke. is that too much to ask? ",
"What kind of workout would be needed to get that toned in 6 months?",
"How are you building muscle mass?",
"Not to be a debbie downer, but the grandpa is just a regular grandpa. The grandson is a fashion photographer and hooked up all the outfits. \n\n> \"My grandpa had never worn a suit before,\" Jesse said.\n\"Like everybody in his generation, he experienced tremendous hardship when he was young. I only wish he had had a better life like mine.\"\nClad in a duffel coat and a fur hat, Bingcai, a father of five and grandfather of 10, spoke little but said he enjoyed wearing the classy outfits.",
"I see that he has his mothers nipples ",
"I drink it every day so I can fight like a crow.",
"I think I remember reading a similar study that said black women were the least desirable demographic on those dating sites. ",
"Yeah but my thinking is someone without prior gym/form can't achieve that body from the same weight even if they lose the 40lbs even with the most rigorous training because takes a while to build that muscle that I think the dad considering his arms and pecs are the similar. No doubt he had extra weight he dropped and yeah maybe they're not shredded but they're both defined bodys which you're right someone who doesn't work out would say shredded",
"What that meal plan and workout looking like tho?",
"What exercises? Because like I said I can't really do pretty much any right now.",
"Michael Cera's delivery was so good in that scene",
"Look at my post to fittit a year ago. I went from 30% bf 200 lbs to 10% bf at 155. I was untrained and still built a reasonable amount of muscle while losing weight by combining dieting with heavy lifting. \n\nWhat they did was totally reasonable given the time frame, but they made the before pic look fatter with bad posture and lighting.\n\nThe dad still has a decent amt of fat in his torso and arms in the after pic. If he dropped another 10 lbs, you'd be able to see more arm definition.\n",
"I love how you both got gold and -1170 karma",
"Wowza, how insecure are you?",
"You are right, I don’t think he is sexist, I think he is wildly insecure like almost all other men who think like him.",
"Why does anyone care if someone else is checking an ingredient list? Why does it matter to them? They sound like the nuisance tbh.",
"Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked",
"Dude i'm lactose intolerant and eating any dairy at all makes me cramp like my stomach is dying and then shitting water like a faucet 15 minutes later.\n\nThough I have no gallbladder, that might be making it worse. I've decided it's not worth the 10 minutes of enjoyment eating it.\n",
"What a lot of people don't realize is that fitness IG gymbros/gals' pics are taken with great lighting and under very favorable circumstances. \n\nThey only post pics where they look ripped/pumped. People who don't work out regularly would think \"oh wow they always look like this.\"\n\nAlso, the human body just naturally is very very good at holding on to water. Carbs/sodium intake/dairy are very common culprits which cause people to bloat in their midsection.",
"Thank you! What's crazy to me is I am skinnier now than I was in highschool. By Alot. It's all diet to be honest. I barely workout. All just biking and the walking I do at work as courier.",
">yes this is exactly it, it is like if someone went around making xeroxes of artwork and they sold for more than the original... \n\nWho's getting paid for karma? ",
"That's what I'm saying! I feel so much better now then I did in highschool. ",
"):",
"Holy blood pressure, Batman!",
"Thank you! It's been a massive struggle because I love to eat (I think I actually have a full blown food addiction), but I'm tired of being unhealthy. Anyway, that's why I'm a little frustrated with my slow progress. Ah, well... Something is better than nothing! ",
"Anybody know what diet they followed and what their workout routine looked like? Because they made alot of progress in a short time, wondering what they were doing exactly",
"more surface area on your muscles definitely helps in the area you want to lose weight in.",
"Then what are you trying to say with your statement? Are saying to still eat at a caloric deficit? \n\nYou don't seem to understand basic science at all...",
"Push-up, sit-ups, lunges. If you can’t do the full motion do planks. ",
"Not I, but people do monetize their reddit accounts, selling them, just by being popular you can direct people to your Twitter/YouTube identities.",
"Congrats on the baby",
"Maybe they got fat together and put the photos reversely lol",
"There are some people out there that try to champion body positivity as in a no matter what shape you're in be happy about it. Which we all know is a lie. being fat is not healthy, which is why we don't see before and after pictures showing somebody going from being healthy and in shape to being fat and saying they've made positive progress.",
"The People’s Republic of Reddit strikes again",
"So doing each of those for 20 minutes a day? Sounds pretty reasonable, it'd take quite a while to get up to 20 minutes though I imagine. I could probably do like..5-10 pushups before i'd have to rest.",
"This picture is making my reddit look like a gay porn site ",
"very Impressive ",
"and cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrG4TEcSuRg",
"Dad looks like Tiger wood, if he was ripped. ",
"Who\nCares what they think.",
"Lol.\n\nYou’re pathetic ",
"FEEEEEEMALE REEEEEE lol",
"I'll have to look into that",
"Now I'm angry again. NEXT!\n",
"Nope, that’s mostly genetics. \n\nThe only way abs show up is with a low enough body fat and some people’s bodies deposit body fat in random places.",
"Again, they may have done all the ab exercises in the world but that doesn’t mean that’s the reason they got visible abs. \nIn fact google Guiness record holder for sit ups, he still has visible body fat.",
"I’m getting a feeling this guy is a troll account. ",
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips,\nAnd if I’m lucky you might just give it a little kiss.",
"Im a food addict too, Im trying to get myself addicted to veggies tho, and it's kind of working 😁",
"nope, there are literally children with abs that show. \nit's mostly about genetics. \nyes you can make ab muscles possibly bigger but only bodyfat determines whether they show.",
"Ah! I'm the same way now!! If I cheat with anything I suffer from stomach aches (and pretty bad, I went to the emergency room recently even). Diet does change everything, for the better though (as long as it's a healthy diet anyway)! 😉",
"That's awesome! Congrats to you!!!",
"Keep a written log of daily weight and food eaten everyday. This is what motivates me. I look back on yesterday's weight and last week's and last months, etc. Good luck!",
"15% bodyfat isn't going to have your abs showing through, no matter how much you work them out. \nhell there are strongmen whose abs don't show through and they're abs get worked out like crazy, because of their bodyfat.",
"That's awesome! I do well as long as there's no temptation presented (which is basically impossible unless you sit in a dark, quiet room 24/7). Literally all it takes for me to screw up is for someone to say the word \"taco\" or \"cheeseburger\", and I just can't get it out of my mind until I consume it. I've gotten a lot better at resisting, but sometimes it still happens. I find my biggest defense is exercise. I LOATHE exercising - it is akin to torture to me. So, as long as I exercise, I won't eat bad because I don't want that torture I did to myself to be for nothing. I kind of trick my own mind, I guess. ",
"Doot",
"That it's exaggerated? Do you not know anything about aesthetics and fitness? ",
"That it's exaggerated? Do you not know anything about aesthetics and fitness? ",
"That it's exaggerated? Do you not know anything about aesthetics and fitness? ",
"That it's exaggerated? Do you not know anything about aesthetics and fitness? ",
"Haha were the same when it comes to exercise. I'm the exact same way, I'd rather not eat it if it means I won't need to exercise haha ",
"I wonder if the dad has got dat der old man strength, and can actually win on the lifts",
"Good tip! Thanks",
"I don’t know why you’re getting downvotes. It’s not like people make a living off of reddit posts. Maybe they do and I’m just missing something? 🤷🏼♂️",
"nope. \nthat's simply just not how it works. \n\n\nabs are worked directly when doing any of the exercises (compound movements) \n \nin fact it can be a limiting factor when doing things like deadlifts,squats or any of the movements that strongmen do since core is a required body part for any of the motions. \n\nthey will all do direct core work. \ncheck out /fitness and read the FAQ. ",
"What are you blathering about, flabby? I haven't deleted any comments. Go stuff yourself with more bacon wrapped lard.",
"Fair enough, thanks for the response. What exactly were your shoulder issues?",
"I thought this was clickbait at first glance",
"It's 18 days now, and who brings up someone's account age? Factor karma in there too if you like, no one literally cares. ",
"You guys are making some pretty fucking huge assumptions over someone's reddit comment. Jesus fucking christ lol. Glad to know you know what and who he is as a person based on a single comment! The guy could even be a non English as a first language speaker ffs. You people are just virtue signaling and white knighting the shit here and it's ridiculous.",
"I hear women poop when they eat. Any truth to that?",
"Well, it seems like the pocket where I store my fucks has a hole in it, and I can't muster much for their loss. ",
"Oh dang even worse mods deleted your silly comments. Hahaha. Sad. ",
"They fear the power of my message...as do you because you know I'm right.\n\nVEGAN 4 LIFE",
"There's this new thing called figurative language. And if you were 100 over, I guarantee you looked closer to a car than a human",
"Man, there's really no call to be such an asshole. ",
"I appreciate your typing all that out, and I think you may have misunderstood my question -- I'm asking why the trolling is part of living a productive and functional life? ",
"You were the one being pedantic. And fat.",
"I remind you that you're the one who started off being insulting. ",
"Oh it's not lol. It's just something to do when I'm bored. Not everything you do has to have a point. I don't watch dumb comedy movies for enrichment.",
"Because a normal person doesn't drink enough soda and eat enough whoppers for quitting to let them lose 60 pounds, so that was stupid advice",
"Maybe you should look into the reason you feel the need to attack and insult strangers on the internet. I feel bad for you. ",
"Maybe you should look into how you let yourself get so morbidly obese. I feel bad for your heart.",
"the kid is pushing his gut out ffs this is a sham.",
"If you most know, for my height I was only obese. Not to mention that I've been right in the middle of my healthy weight range for 3 years now, with a resting heart rate in the mid 50s. \n\nYou're still an asshole, though. ",
"So how many big gulps did you use to wash down your baconators?",
"Wow you use too many words to actually make a point. Learn how to be concise or just get out of the way. I can’t be bothered to read all of this. ",
"I don't know, I didn't see a doctor. I'd just be often gripping them in pain, but I have a more balanced work out now and the problem is gone, so I just assumed that the issue and solution were related.",
">When you do those compound exercises they're using your abs yes but your core is made up of a ton of stabilizing muscles. Your rectus abdominis(primarily visible part of abs) is not going to be stressed in any kind of significant way with upright lifts because it pulls your upperbody forward toward your lower and isn't the limiting factor with proper posture. \n\nso...you really think that your abs aren't getting a work out when you're squatting, deadlifting, lifting up heavy shit etc.? \nwell i don't know what to tell you mate. \n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/Strongman/comments/5gx15n/so_you_want_abs_favorite_core_exercises_for/ \nhttp://exrx.net/Muscles/RectusAbdominis.html \n\ni'd encourage you to read more and learn about the body. \non a related note, do you actually lift? ",
"because it doesn't work that way. \ncompound movements hit the muscle too and isolated movements don't grow the muscle any faster or better than compound movements. \n\n>They absolutely are but it's just not the same as doing an isolated exercise though intensity wise\n\ndefine intensity. \nwe know all that is needed for a muscle to grow is progressive overload. \ncompound movements do that. \ni don't get how you really think that growth doesn't happen when doing compound movements and only happens during isolated. \n\nagain, i recommend you hit up the /fitness sub and read the wiki. ",
"Fake news",
"The thing that doesn't have a point for you actively works to make other people miserable. ",
"They even changed their dining chairs after the weight loss.",
"I mean, I drink and I don't get fat\n\nI also exercise",
"of course!",
"Yea but it's up to other people to learn to be happy despite the misery of life. I worked it out, and so can they. If they don't then too bad, because it doesn't matter anyway.",
"Literally does not mean seriously. \"Literally nobody cares\", not \"Nobody literally cares\"",
"It doesn't matter _to you_. That does not mean it doesn't matter, full stop. The kind of things you're doing here could make someone kill themselves. Have you ever considered that? ",
"No, it doesn't matter, full stop. Nothing does.\n\nFirstly, you be crazy if you think I've said anything that would drive somebody to suicide.\n\nSecond, if they do then so be it. It doesn't matter. Homies be outchea dyin. That's how it is. You live then you die. You act like life has inherent value or that a human's life has any more worth than a cow or a bacterium. ",
"This is good",
"I can eat small amounts of cheese, which I guess is a good limiter. That way I know if I eat an unhealthy amount I’ll have to suffer later.",
"I attack! Using...*additional notes*",
"Human Growth Hormone. ",
"I've yet to be disappointed ",
"Gotcha. I had a similar issue last summer when I kinda jumped into a routine too quickly, which involved basically the same workouts. I'd like to think that a consistent routine would eventually \"work itself out\" and my body would adjust, but the older I get the more I realize how unrealistic that is...",
"Dont use hot water when you bathe or shower. My skin is already dry enough in this shitty cold, hot water baths exacerbate it.",
"Nice. They got a new chair",
"> The words sick, fucking sweet, and bro will be done to death, tho.\n\nanal son? \n\nwut dad?\n\nnvm.. jk\n",
"is his name Chad by any chance?",
"[Video about it](https://weibo.com/tv/v/FBVEzmNqf?fid=1034:9c1e183ae67962da988f397a41a35a89)",
"A father and child reunion is only a repetitive set of motions away.",
"Oh shit!",
"I know, right? >:D",
"I'm not the biggest proponent of the keto diet, that said, the article contains exactly zero studies just senseless navel gazing. Would happily change my opinion if you actually linked some studies.",
"Show us the evidence then.",
"The most recent study done by the American journal of clinical nutrition\n\nhttp://m.ajcn.nutrition.org/content/early/2016/07/05/ajcn.116.133561.abstract",
"Eat a table spoon of pb, when you get thirsty drink a glass of whole milk, repeat process, get hyooge.",
"his wife cheated on him and he's probably about to go through a divorce, look at his post history and laugh my friend. you indeed **do** feel sorry for his family HAHAHA",
"Wish I had a dad",
"For a second I thought the pregnant woman lost a lot of weight too",
"Have they cracked the reason Asian people are less sexually desirable?",
"Who gives a shit about karma ffs",
"It isn't just about karma my man, its the fact that he steals his content from others and doesn't give them credit. It's plaigarism and just downright awful. Our teachers always tell us to cite it when we use other peoples work and it's literally illegal to steal someone else's intellectual property... ",
"i'm younger than him and i have 11! ",
"Then just do what you can. Work for it. Don’t make excuses as to why you can’t, just do it. Before you know it you will be knocking out 20 straight. Then 100. Then 200. There’s no end to what you can do other than that mental block in your own head. Everyone hits a wall, it’s up to you to get over it. ",
"This is not functional or productive, or in keeping with the pretty picture you tried to pain before.\n\nI'm not acting like a human's life is worth more than a cow or a bacterium -- I'm acting like you've got no right to fuck with people, which you don't. See above.",
"I thought I said it before, but trolling people isn't supposed to be productive. It's just a source of entertainment. Not everything you do in your life has to be productive. And functionality? The functionality derived from this view on life is the ability to leave any pain or anger in the past and focus on the now. Trolling has nothing to do with it. Like, watching youtube videos isn't productive and it doesn't help me be a functional part of society, but I do it because it's fun. I'm able to get my shit done because I don't care about anything and so I don't get depressed and lay in bed all day.\n\nOh you must have misinterpreted my message if you thought I was painting a pretty picture. You say I've got no right to fuck with people, but I have every right to do anything I want. By saying I have no right to fuck with people you're implying that people and their feelings matter, which they don't. Suffering sucks in the moment yea, but once you die that suffering and the memory of it are erased and may as well have never happened. I don't know how many times I can say nothing matters. That includes suffering. The universe is heading one way, and nothing any human does is going to affect it in the long run. Eventually humanity will be extinct, and if somebody kills themselves 30 or 50 years before they would have died naturally, it's not going to affect anything. If Einstein had died in childbirth, somebody else would have made his discoveries eventually. Maybe years later, but when you zoom out on the timeline he died basically the same time he was born. And the same goes for the human race as a whole. If we die off a million years earlier than we would have, it's still basically the same time if you zoom out.\n\nWe've been doing this for a few days, and it's no longer fun so I'm gonna stop replying after this one. Because that's all that you can do: have as much fun in your life as you can before you die, and avoid as much boredom and suffering as you can.",
"Yeah, but that username though",
"That's really cool. I kinda wish I had this type of relationship with my dad.",
"Yup. And then gets back up to teenager levels when you're 60ish.",
"I'm not saying that it is completely agreed upon but here is a study done on the effects of keto on the obese\n[https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2716748/](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2716748/)\n\nAs with any organized group, when new ideas form that break the mold, there is a portion that will fight against it. The nutrition industry is no different and there is a portion of the nutrition world that fights the ketogenic diet because it goes against what we have been told for years. Gary Taubes has a few books that go into the history of obesity in America and how it is correlated largely with the replacement of fats in foods for sugar and carbs.\n\nI'm not saying that keto is the perfect diet for everyone but it has been shown to measurably help with fat loss, blood pressure, triglyceride levels and blood sugar in some cases. The only flaw I find in some of the studies is that they are typically performed on obese people and I would assume a lot of these positive changes could be attributed to the weight loss as well. \n\nI'm not a staunch keto advocate but I do recognize that it has its benefits.",
"If you've followed any links I've posted you would see that when obese people lose weight all of these things happen anyway (diabetes, better blood levels, etc.). My whole point is that Keto is just a simpler version of \"don't eat bad stuff (sugar and shit) but now with people claiming your body does magical stuff because it eats less carbs. \n\nKeto just speeds up the weight loss and causes you to lose more muscle mass as a result of not having proper nutrition in your body. ",
"Good for them",
"> if somebody kills themselves 30 or 50 years before they would have died naturally, it's not going to affect anything.\n\nYou really don't understand causality at all. ",
"Thanks I was looking for this comment, they’re clearly puffing out their stomachs in the first one. It’s good they’re working out but people are acting like this proves they’re the next messiahs",
"I cannot get my head around the physical transformation the father has undergone. He looks decades younger. ",
"Progress pics are pics...",
"Then death and mutilation gifs are gifs... hell gifs are kind of like multiple pics, just chained together, why not start posting those on /pics too?\n\nSubreddits exist for a reason.",
"I upvoted this submission because I thought it was very interesting and an impressive amount of weight loss. It also led me to learn more about the story of the family thanks to the discussion in the comments. I found it inspiring. And come on. The gore gif comparison is such a hyperbole. \n\nIf the post quality sucks just downvote and move on. Consider that a hundred thousand people besides you exist in the world and they all liked the post.",
"I know it's excessive, but the point still stands. There is a very specific sub out there with a very supportive community for this exact content. The only reason to post to /pics is for karma.\n\nI give most people the benefit of the doubt- they may not know that sub exists when they post, but gallowtits does. The mod was complaining about the number of reports, so obviously quite a few people feel the same way I do.\n\nI also feel that cute animal gifs should be posted to /aww and not /gifs. I mean, there's already a huge sub that is dedicated to that content, it does not need to be in gifs if it is a much better fit there.",
"I think you have a unique and false notion of how content is supposed to be posted in contrast with actual Reddiquette. Particularly the notion of being welcome to crosspost content to any relevant sub. Gifs and pics are big default sub catch-alls.",
"I'll put down like 600 ml after a run. ",
"Lol at 20 ounces. I drink that much during my run, and refill 2 times afterward on hot days. But the idea is to sip on water all day to really hydrate.",
"Lol. \n\nYou're retarded ",
"This guy pedants.",
"This pic originates from an entire family losing weight. There is a mother doing to same transformation as well as a pregnant sister I presume. Feels bad that this post is only on the father and son...",
"In only 6 months the son lost his watch nice ",
"One had a baby?",
"No, you",
"You're wrong, but I'll just let you continue sucking at life, or whatever",
"I haven't been to the gym for the last 6 months and I see my belly is kinda growing, sometimes I think there's no turn back. But after seen this pics I see some hope. Dedication is the key. ",
"Took you 3 days to think of a good enough comeback?",
"I’d rather work out for 9 months straight than go through pregnancy.",
"Just been going to the gym with friends regularly. While I’m away at university generally my fraternity brothers show me what to do while I’m there. ",
"Thanks! ",
"You should probably learn how to read quickly. You can’t go through life reading at a grade school level. And thank you for proving my point! <3",
"You seem confused. Are you running a fever? I mean you can’t be this dense. ",
"U mad bro?",
"You seem unbalanced. Maybe you’ll be had too much internet today little guy?",
"I love how the son looks really confident in the last picture, and the dad still doesn't give a shit.",
"omae wa mou shindeiru",
"Dad to daddyyyy",
"Because their body fat went down.. Look up keto, it can change your life in a few months like this.",
"Google Keto, in 6 months most people can look like that.",
"You kinda just changed my life. I had no idea about this, but I've spent the last 20 minutes reading all about it. I'd been looking for an effective diet for about a month now because I need to lose 20 lbs. Thank you! ",
"That person didn’t change their argument for real. You read it wrong had to say something super petty at every turn. You’re the only one here trying to throw shade in my opinion. \n\nI read both of your sides pretty face value, and as a bystander you’re seriously wrapped up in your own reality. I just had an argument with someone else like you. \n\nTo keep a long story short I gave this transgender man evidence that I have done drastically more for lgbt than she has in her entire life. While I was off getting tear gassed in lines she is telling people in news to kill themselves because they think Dave chepelle is funny. She actually pmd me to tell me to off my self because I am a troll trumpy who is spouting lies from my mouth, that is the only way she could see that she was right. \n\nThe only difference is that you have a horrible last word fixation. On top of that, puffing your chest out and yelling about what is wrong with other people without any information doesn’t make your points any less relevant. In fact your entire arguments make you even less relevant than your personality. Fix yourself before ever attempting to judge other people. Nothing you have said makes you right. Or nothing you will ever say will make you right until you look in, not out \n\nI’m sure you’re gonna respond saying, “ I’m projecting” or “ you can come out now” because you need to have the last word. You can either chose to take advice, try and better things in this world and yourself. Or you can chose to ignore it and become something nobody remembers. Your choice. \n",
"Oh my god you need professional help. Go see a shrink. You have some serious issues that shouldn’t be ignored. ",
"I’m gonna continue to reply with my original comment because you still haven’t learned. Quite your petty bullshit. Thanks again for proving my points! <3",
"You need help. You’re all confused and unstable. Just seek professional help. ",
"That person didn’t change their argument for real. You read it wrong had to say something super petty at every turn. You’re the only one here trying to throw shade in my opinion. \n\nI read both of your sides pretty face value, and as a bystander you’re seriously wrapped up in your own reality. I just had an argument with someone else like you. \n\nTo keep a long story short I gave this transgender man evidence that I have done drastically more for lgbt than she has in her entire life. While I was off getting tear gassed in lines she is telling people in news to kill themselves because they think Dave chepelle is funny. She actually pmd me to tell me to off my self because I am a troll trumpy who is spouting lies from my mouth, that is the only way she could see that she was right. \n\nThe only difference is that you have a horrible last word fixation. On top of that, puffing your chest out and yelling about what is wrong with other people without any information doesn’t make your points any less relevant. In fact your entire arguments make you even less relevant than your personality. Fix yourself before ever attempting to judge other people. Nothing you have said makes you right. Or nothing you will ever say will make you right until you look in, not out \n\nI’m sure you’re gonna respond saying, “ I’m projecting” or “ you can come out now” because you need to have the last word. You can either chose to take advice, try and better things in this world and yourself. Or you can chose to ignore it and become something nobody remembers. Your choice. ",
"That person didn’t change their argument for real. You read it wrong had to say something super petty at every turn. You’re the only one here trying to throw shade in my opinion. \n\nI read both of your sides pretty face value, and as a bystander you’re seriously wrapped up in your own reality. I just had an argument with someone else like you. \n\nTo keep a long story short I gave this transgender man evidence that I have done drastically more for lgbt than she has in her entire life. While I was off getting tear gassed in lines she is telling people in news to kill themselves because they think Dave chepelle is funny. She actually pmd me to tell me to off my self because I am a troll trumpy who is spouting lies from my mouth, that is the only way she could see that she was right. \n\nThe only difference is that you have a horrible last word fixation. On top of that, puffing your chest out and yelling about what is wrong with other people without any information doesn’t make your points any less relevant. In fact your entire arguments make you even less relevant than your personality. Fix yourself before ever attempting to judge other people. Nothing you have said makes you right. Or nothing you will ever say will make you right until you look in, not out \n\nI’m sure you’re gonna respond saying, “ I’m projecting” or “ you can come out now” because you need to have the last word. You can either chose to take advice, try and better things in this world and yourself. Or you can chose to ignore it and become something nobody remembers. Your choice. ",
"You’re projecting. You can come out now. ",
"Hopefully your health insurance covers mental disorders. Otherwise you will go bankrupt with as much treatment as you’ll need to get better. ",
"That person didn’t change their argument for real. You read it wrong had to say something super petty at every turn. You’re the only one here trying to throw shade in my opinion. \n\nI read both of your sides pretty face value, and as a bystander you’re seriously wrapped up in your own reality. I just had an argument with someone else like you. \n\nTo keep a long story short I gave this transgender man evidence that I have done drastically more for lgbt than she has in her entire life. While I was off getting tear gassed in lines she is telling people in news to kill themselves because they think Dave chepelle is funny. She actually pmd me to tell me to off my self because I am a troll trumpy who is spouting lies from my mouth, that is the only way she could see that she was right. \n\nThe only difference is that you have a horrible last word fixation. On top of that, puffing your chest out and yelling about what is wrong with other people without any information doesn’t make your points any less relevant. In fact your entire arguments make you even less relevant than your personality. Fix yourself before ever attempting to judge other people. Nothing you have said makes you right. Or nothing you will ever say will make you right until you look in, not out \n\nI’m sure you’re gonna respond saying, “ I’m projecting” or “ you can come out now” because you need to have the last word. You can either chose to take advice, try and better things in this world and yourself. Or you can chose to ignore it and become something nobody remembers. Your choice. ",
"That person didn’t change their argument for real. You read it wrong had to say something super petty at every turn. You’re the only one here trying to throw shade in my opinion. \n\nI read both of your sides pretty face value, and as a bystander you’re seriously wrapped up in your own reality. I just had an argument with someone else like you. \n\nTo keep a long story short I gave this transgender man evidence that I have done drastically more for lgbt than she has in her entire life. While I was off getting tear gassed in lines she is telling people in news to kill themselves because they think Dave chepelle is funny. She actually pmd me to tell me to off my self because I am a troll trumpy who is spouting lies from my mouth, that is the only way she could see that she was right. \n\nThe only difference is that you have a horrible last word fixation. On top of that, puffing your chest out and yelling about what is wrong with other people without any information doesn’t make your points any less relevant. In fact your entire arguments make you even less relevant than your personality. Fix yourself before ever attempting to judge other people. Nothing you have said makes you right. Or nothing you will ever say will make you right until you look in, not out \n\nI’m sure you’re gonna respond saying, “ I’m projecting” or “ you can come out now” because you need to have the last word. You can either chose to take advice, try and better things in this world and yourself. Or you can chose to ignore it and become something nobody remembers. Your choice. ",
"Copy and pasting the longest most rambling rant ever? Yeah nothing crazy about you. Lmao. You are only proving my point that you are unstable. ",
"I maintain that you are out of your mind. You have to keep pasting the same comment? Have you run out of anything of value to say?",
"No but I don’t wanna feed into your flaccid arguments any longer. You obviously can’t read. Yet you feel the need to blatantly do everything I called you out for. Here you are again, a random comment and yet you feel the need to bend your own reality. It must be truly sad to live in this feeble dimension you have become accustomed to. Oh and again. Fix your habit of having the last word. It’s a shitty complex that makes everyone around you hate you. Thanks for proving my point! <3",
"How is it possible to write so many words and yet say nothing at all?",
"Hey there you go again! Proving my point for me! You don’t have any arguments. You keep screaming you need to go to the doctor. You need mental help. That is your entire argument. I would type more but you have said everything that I could think of saying. And I don’t even have to open my mouth lol! Prove more of my points! <3",
"Hey there you go again! Proving my point for me! You don’t have any arguments. You keep screaming you need to go to the doctor. You need mental help. That is your entire argument. I would type more but you have said everything that I could think of saying. And I don’t even have to open my mouth lol! Prove more of my points! <3",
"You’re just raging now. How does it feel to know everyone sees that you’re crazy? You must spend a lot of time alone. ",
"I won’t fall victim to your petty little arguments you always must have. The only thing I’m feeling is the love of you proving your point for me. Little kids shouldn’t be aloud to use the internet. If you can read. Then you shouldn’t be able to write. But that’s a different discussion for a different time. One I really hope I’ll be having with one of my many, many friends and not yourself. Prove some more points <3",
"I would read your comments but crazy doesn’t make sense to me. ",
"Dude you really really need to get that last word in huh? Must really hurt knowing you have this big of a problem. Maybe if you didn’t talk down to so many people or act like you where better then them they would probably enjoy your company. But nobody, not even here on Reddit ever appreciate anything you post. And I feel real bad for you. I actually pity you. ",
"Why do you always need the last word? Again, I can’t see the point in reading the ramblings of a crazy person. You’re clearly out of your mind. ",
"Ah I see so you’ve run out of generic mill bad things to say. Repeating things I say won’t make you any less relevant. And so you just chose to be uninformed and ignorant? That’s sad. And the point of dragging it on was for you to see how petty of a complex you have. I’m sure I have accomplished my goal. ",
"You’re just unraveling. I do think it’s hilarious that I have gotten under your skin so badly. ",
"That’s it? Uh oh. Double last word. I can’t wait to see how triggered you get. ",
"But... you fail to realize you haven’t? Unraveling? Mmmm I’m not so sure you understand what that means. I’m pretty sure you’re running out of literally anything to say. And it’s proven in the point that you are just repeating whatever I say and then saying something super petty. It must suck to want to strive to be under people’s skin though. One of many shitty complexity’s to have that you’ve uncovered. ",
"So many words that no one will ever read. How does it feel to be of no importance?\n\nIs that first sentence a question? You’re losing it so badly you can’t even use decent punctuation. ",
"Nah man, becoming triggered isn’t worth a breath on you. And yeah it was a question. I asked if you’ve realized that you haven’t been getting under my skin. But I’m guessing you’re taking this way to seriously. That’s why you’re trying to trigger me. You want me to get angry and riled up. But questioning my sanity is just childish. When you have been bending reality so you can keep the petty chips in play. ",
"You wrote so much and I’m not reading it. It’s the equivalent of screaming at a wall for you. How crazy are you that you feel like you’re proving point. You’re laughable. What happened to the copy and paste insanity from earlier? Did you realize how crazy that was?",
"That person didn’t change their argument for real. You read it wrong had to say something super petty at every turn. You’re the only one here trying to throw shade in my opinion. \n\nI read both of your sides pretty face value, and as a bystander you’re seriously wrapped up in your own reality. I just had an argument with someone else like you. \n\nTo keep a long story short I gave this transgender man evidence that I have done drastically more for lgbt than she has in her entire life. While I was off getting tear gassed in lines she is telling people in news to kill themselves because they think Dave chepelle is funny. She actually pmd me to tell me to off my self because I am a troll trumpy who is spouting lies from my mouth, that is the only way she could see that she was right. \n\nThe only difference is that you have a horrible last word fixation. On top of that, puffing your chest out and yelling about what is wrong with other people without any information doesn’t make your points any less relevant. In fact your entire arguments make you even less relevant than your personality. Fix yourself before ever attempting to judge other people. Nothing you have said makes you right. Or nothing you will ever say will make you right until you look in, not out \n\nI’m sure you’re gonna respond saying, “ I’m projecting” or “ you can come out now” because you need to have the last word. You can either chose to take advice, try and better things in this world and yourself. Or you can chose to ignore it and become something nobody remembers. Your choice. ",
"Bet that’ll get him triggered lmao. Bye now I gotta hang out with my girlfriend like a person. ",
"Last word",
"Last word",
"The son is coky af the father is like, \"huh, impressive.\" Looking at his own body",
"How does the father look 20 years younger and the son looks 10 years older? ",
"Cackled until the last paragraph because I could relate but now I’m really sad and frustrated for you. That sounds fucking terrible, and has no business being a thing in 2018.",
"WOW! they both look younger and healthier",
"While I'm joking and laughing for most of it, it really upsets me. No woman or baby should be dying in this country from lack of maternal healthcare. What a stupid problem, and most infuriatingly a stupid problem that doesn't need to be a problem. \n\nBut to make it not a problem we need to be talking about it, like non-stop, we need to be pissed about it, and we need to demand our lawmakers represent us and our needs. 2018 midterms are critical, and this is VERY MUCH a political issue. If you think politics don't effect you, I'm pretty sure you're not human because it effects everything from our gas prices, our educations, and our very existence (healthcare). It's time to act. Please be vocal about all this too. :) ",
"So, I'm pretty buzzed and felt like responding.\n\nSo here's the timeline of my weight progress..\n\n* 1989-2010 I was 6'3 and underweight. I probably topped out at 155lb no matter what I tried.\n* 2010 I started P90X\n* 2011 I've done 2 rounds of P90X and 1 of P90X2. I'm up to 180lb 10% body fat, but I've destroyed my shoulders. It will take 3 years before they stop hurting.\n* 2012 I start dating a girl. She's a bit overweight, but who cares.\n* 2012-2014 Still dating girl, shoulder pain pretty bad. Don't go do PT because I've developed a drinking problem. Eat fast food about 2 meals a day, have 3 sodas, and maybe 12 beers a day (beers probably responsible for weight gain).\n* 2014 girl leaves me for guy she's been cheating on me with. I'm sure you have a bunch of hurtful things to say about that. I drink for a few weeks then decide it's time for a change.\n* 2014 Stop drinking sodas and eating fast food. Cook my own meals more often, and cut down beer consumption to a 6 pack a day.\n* 2015. I'm down to about 200 from 280. Looking pretty good, but still not 100% there.\n* 2016. I've been watching what I eat like a hawk, almost too much. I'm down to 165 which is too low for my height.\n* 2017. get on testosterone because my levels were in the toilet. Start losing weight and gaining muscle for no reason. Work out again and re-injure my shoulders lifting too much to impress new gf. Shoulders still hurt to this day, but I work through it.\n* 2018. back to 180lb with very low body fat. Do 30 minutes on a rowing machine daily with various strength training thrown in when I can find time. I'm almost stupid healthy with a resting heart rate of sub 60, and I have a hard time breaking 120bpm on my rowing machine.\n\nSo, not only am I now probably in much better shape than you, I'm also probably happier because I don't feel the need to be an asshole to strangers on the internet. I did go through that phase, but it was when I was seriously depressed and drinking way too much. If you ever want to talk about things, I'm willing to listen.",
"You're bragging about doing a half hour on a rowing machine? LMAO, I run 40 miles a week bruh",
"Enjoy your knee replacements, then",
"Lolololol I don't weigh 300 pounds, so my joints under as much strain as yours",
"I saw them doing a 540 degree round kick earlier",
"It's the Asian version of Alexis Sanchez ",
"That baby fence must have been really hard to mount",
"This still angers me from time to time "
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"We believe in you.",
"Congrats my friend. ",
"Good for You! My sister is at 2 yrs now. You can do it!",
"That's quite the accomplishment in this day and age. Congrats! Keep it up!",
"Super proud of you!",
"Keep at it bud. Good job.",
"Good for you bro! Just remember to take things slow and dont shoot for the stars thinking everything is back to normal. If you have been using for a while you conditioned your mind and body to do what you need to do so make sure you look out for those traits and see how you can use them to your advantage or change them to be 'normal' again!\n\nYou got this!",
"Good job! It's easy to look at all the shit you've done before reaching this point, but you probably did the best you could. Even at the shittiest times, you probably weren't actively trying to hurt people, just trying to survive. You are changing right now, and that's all you can do. Be proud!",
"You got this! I am proud of you! Keep your head up and pushing forward with your new life. Stay positive!",
"Keep it up, I am proud of you!",
"One day at a time, my friend. You made the right choice",
"Congrats my friend!! Keep it up!!",
"Good on you, keep it up!\n\nThere are loads of us too proud to admit we need to stop...",
"Well done, brother. Keep looking forward. Every day gets brighter.",
"I've always wondered what a chip was. A keychain :D",
"Good job, thank you, keep it up.",
"Good job man, stay strong m8!",
"Being introduced to \"the chip\" via TV shows, I always thought it was a bit of a bullshit platitude, but seeing someone being proud of this in real life has completely changed my mind.\n\nIt absolutely makes sense.",
"Cheers, i'll take a shot for that achievement! ",
"This is no small feat, congrats and best of luck getting your next one at 60 days.",
"Nice work! You are doing great and you should feel great!",
"Congrats buddy. You got this. ",
"So now AA is calling key rings \"chips\"? ",
"Yes!!!! Congrats!!!!",
"Awesome, good for you! Keep us updated and know that you are making yourself a better person! ",
"I've heard there's a patch you can get inserted under your skin that will make you very sick if you fall off the wagon and drink. Since your still early, maybe you could try it? I've heard it's effective.",
"Keep coming back. It works if you work it. ",
"Congrats on making the choice and sticking with it! We are all rooting for you!",
"You are better than you were already, you will do this!",
"What 12 step program uses white for 30 day key tags?",
"Congrats homie, just had an old roommate of mine pass away from an overdose of xans, heroin, and alcohol. Hope you have the strength to not leave them with that kind of hurt.",
"Great job!!! Keep up the good work! You got this!",
"There's one called anibuse I think and yea supposed to make you violently sick. I heard it was pretty expensive though.",
"Your body is going to love you for this decision. \n\nCongratulations! Go fix those those relationships! \n\nP.s I've always loved the idea of makimg amends without verbally expressing such. Do it ninja style, from the shadows. My 2 cents mind you. ",
"That's awesome, but I have one question. Are you supposed to use this? I feel like a lot of people probably aren't willing to publicly (or even with friends and family) admit they had a problem. I had only seen the coins or other things like that before, but never a key chain.",
"I don't know you, but fuck yeah! Keep it up and Congrats!",
"I think it's up to the individual, and I thought the same thing too. I thought they would be coins like on tv. I just put it on my keychain, I like looking at it. They gave me a welcome keychain to start off with ",
"I'm actually in SA, Sex Addicts Anonymous, not sure what they do in AA, but they do call them chips where I go ",
"Yeah it's crazy how I looked back and saw how much I justified all the stuff I was doing and saying it was a separate part of my life so it won't affect my \" main\" life. But of course I'm facing that really hard truth now that it's all the same and I have to face the consequences for it ",
"I thought the same way a little but when I got the chip in my hand it was a bigger moment than I expected, even if it's just for 30 days ",
"Precisely brother. I can see it now ",
"I'm actually a sex addict, but hey never heard of that, learned something new today, hopefully someone that can use that will see this"
] | 41 | pics | Got my 30 day chip if sobriety. Tired of being a liar and hurting everybody around me. I'm gonna be better. |
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/r/pics/comments/7oegc0/yoga_poses_keep_getting_crazier_and_crazier/ | [
"But can you pogo?",
"This can't be healthy but I would be willing to entertain this position if offered.",
"SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT",
"further proof that Yoga is just practice for sex",
"Just because you can doesn't mean you should.",
"[uhhhh](https://magazin.centrum.sk/galeria/?IdText=886955&pic=11)"
] | 6 | pics | Yoga poses keep getting crazier and crazier |
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/r/pics/comments/7oegie/im_not_a_smart_man_what_does_this_card_in_the_cah/ | [
"Figure out which letters are missing and unscramble is my guess",
"3 = C, 1 = F, 4 = K, 2 = U.\n\n1 2 3 4 = F U C K\n\nFUCK",
"Its just regular \"fuck\"",
"Optometrist flash cards",
"/u/DarthLysergis, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not ask for general information or feedback. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/DarthLysergis&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7oegie/im_not_a_smart_man_what_does_this_card_in_the_cah/?context=10\\))"
] | 5 | pics | Im not a smart man, what does this card in the CaH Design Pack mean? |
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/r/pics/comments/7oeh44/american_hustle_vs_marvel_bustle/ | [
"Batman is DC...",
"So is Lois Lane\n",
"Your meme is bad and you should feel bad. ",
"/u/sayemshah19, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No pictures with added/superimposed digital elements.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/sayemshah19&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7oeh44/american_hustle_vs_marvel_bustle/?context=10\\))"
] | 4 | pics | American Hustle vs Marvel Bustle |
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/r/pics/comments/7oei1o/cat_sleeping_on_the_edge/ | [
"Looks like a peaceful spot, when they're not building down there.\n\nCutest lil kitty :3",
"What kind of marvelous oil painting machine was used to make this image?",
"Reality.",
"I have to give it to you OP, your title delivers on its promise. ",
"From the videos I've seen on the internet, cats are stupid and he'll probably roll off the edge. ",
"Poor kitty!",
"Glad it met the expectation!",
"It's got 9 lives and 4 legs it'll be fine. Won't fix the stupid though. ",
"Furry pretty view ",
"Wish I could chill out n take naps n random spots n not be considered weird. "
] | 10 | pics | Cat sleeping on the edge! |
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/r/pics/comments/7oejkd/nomad_reindeer/ | [
"The one in front on the yellow line looks pure evil.",
"I think it's the 'corpse paint' that does it.",
"The black eyes are freaking me out. They can take my vegetables, I wasn't eating them anyways.",
"Do they usually build houses?",
"Looks like they are about to gang rape the photograper, then eat him. ",
"y u no mad bro ?",
"It was supposed to be like a Dad joke. Easy there.",
"Yeah, this too :)\n\n>y u **no_mad** bro ?"
] | 8 | pics | Nomad Reindeer |
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/r/pics/comments/7oeksg/my_son_looks_like_a_cartoon_character_sometimes/ | [
"i don't know why but i want to punch him",
"He should model for Pixar",
"I want to punch you.",
"The shirt really helps the whole look.",
"That's a scary mouth thing he has going on there.",
"OP claimed to be 8 years old [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/u_futurai/comments/7kapzc/im_levi_8_years_old_and_just_got_ms_hayna_dixie)\n\nIs this a Karma repost bot?",
"It's the face",
"^^ username checks out ",
"I love it!",
"I believe the character you're looking for is [Flapjack](https://goo.gl/images/4WPJZk)",
"Maybe, alternative is that OP has two children. ",
"What about me?",
"Looks Canadian.",
"Wouldn't that take you away from the important work you do poring over peoples history in the off chance you may find a discrepancy? You are a valuable member of society, don't jeopardize that with wanton violence. I need you, Reddit needs you.",
"Get in line.",
"He looks like someone you want as a partner in crime",
"It says in title of linked post that his mom help him make the post. Son probably posted via moms account. ",
"Yea, most people would when you crank up the saturation that high. ",
"I am OP and I’m Levis mom (this kid and the kid in the linked comment above).\nI actually have my own separate user account but created this account on behalf of my son so he will have some good memories to look through when he gets older!\nIsn’t that funny, thinking about passing down a Reddit account ? That was the first post on his page that you linked to (he was excited to get his new Hedgehog) .\nWe are new to Reddit, did I do something wrong? I’m happy to correct it, if so.",
"That's a bit of a harsh thing to say about an 8 year old, one who's probably already seen your comment, wtfs wrong with you?",
"Nah\nYou didn't do anything wrong Its sometimes people stupidly accuse people of being bots as people do get accounts with high karma by using bots then selling them for a big amount of cash and sometimes people may not know you can have over two children. a cough. ",
"I don’t have 2 kids-just the one. Levi, who is in the pic, is 8 and has a hedgehog. He’s my joyous boy!",
"This is why you should avoid giving children amphetamine.",
"Oh, Nice!",
"IDK man, something about this face says \"the kid that bullied you in elementary school\" that's probably why I think that way",
"ADORABLE!",
"/r/punchablefaces",
"He’s a kid. Tighten up",
"Thank you!",
"Hahahaha",
"Water off a ducks back. They aren’t going to bring me down!"
] | 32 | pics | My son looks like a cartoon character sometimes |
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/r/pics/comments/7oesys/this_crab_eating_the_dead_skin_of_the_iguanas/ | [
"Don’t know what it is but I’m getting really creeped out ",
"IT FUCKING TOUCHED ME!\n",
"(\"...jeez - tastes like chicken.\"",
"Top left one looks like a deformed gorilla raising it’s eyebrow."
] | 4 | pics | This crab eating the dead skin of the iguanas Xpost: /r/NatureIsFuckingLit |
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/r/pics/comments/7oeu0r/my_sister_works_at_salvation_army_and_made_this/ | [
"THIS IS SINBAD HOUSE AND YOU MY BITCH",
"I don't know who that Jesus Good fellow is, but I'd probably go inside to see Sinbad.",
"Well OK but what does Rob Thomas have to do with any of it?"
] | 3 | pics | My sister works at Salvation Army and made this sign today... |
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/r/pics/comments/7oev8d/old_christmas_decoration_or_death_trap_waiting_to/ | [
"Is that over the walkway? Cause if it is, my vote leans towards death trap.",
"Those aren't mutually exclusive categories...",
"Tecmo's Deception"
] | 3 | pics | Old Christmas decoration or death trap waiting to happen? |
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/r/pics/comments/7oexrd/these_yoga_poses_keep_getting_crazier_and_more/ | [
"Yeah because every bloke looking at this photo is contemplating the nature of yoga!",
"I wish I could upvote more than once :)",
"I think my second chakra just reached enlightenment. \n\nIn my pants.",
"I had to re-check if this was NSFW.. my wife does yoga and I ain't ever seen anything like this!",
"She's spectacular. \n\nAlso, I'm pretty sure this isn't a yoga pose. Probably gymnastic training.",
"Out comes the comedian with the airport light signals ",
"sauce?",
"Maybe she'd have sex with you if you could :)",
"Nah, he just want to become hokage.",
"How the hell is she not falling forward ?",
"women's hips continue to mystify and intrigue me",
"This is the \"buffet is open\" pose."
] | 12 | pics | These yoga poses keep getting crazier and more spectacular |
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/r/pics/comments/7of2al/my_mother_was_real_excited_to_show_me_this/ | [
"Hahahaha!",
"I think that’s a wine aerator. Pour wine through it for best results...",
"It's a bowl for a ground glass bong.",
"Honestly I was expecting some sort of dildo.\n\nNot *your* dildo, of course. But *a* dildo.\n",
"Pouring wine through it for best results would still apply here. Ah. MaryWine. ",
"Yep. Figured the ellipsis could take the place of /s",
"May I suggest the [irony mark](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irony_punctuation).",
"Please no. That's tantamount to explaining the joke after you've told it.",
"Its not a dildo? I came here to the comments looking for a dildo. ",
"It’s never *your* dildo."
] | 10 | pics | My mother was real excited to show me this “antique wine cork” she found in the back yard. |
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/r/pics/comments/7of2b8/never_have_seen_a_rainbow_like_this_was_it_just/ | [
"Looks like a glare on your windshield ",
"/u/slackmandu, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not ask for general information or feedback. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/slackmandu&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7of2b8/never_have_seen_a_rainbow_like_this_was_it_just/?context=10\\))",
"I thought of that, but it was in the same spot in the sky when we changed lanes"
] | 3 | pics | Never have seen a rainbow like this. Was it just my view or did anyone else see this? |
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/r/pics/comments/7of3zw/shaolin_soccer/ | [
"Which one's Steel Leg?",
"It's real!",
"The new doco from Stephen Chow",
"Like the movie",
"Warning: If you plan on getting him new shoes, DO NOT GET CLOSE TO HIM",
"\"And the wu-tang sword style.\"",
"Gr8 movie ",
"I would watch this. ",
"[This](https://youtu.be/PZ0PCQwJP5E) might help clear things up.",
"Wow what a kick.. ",
"Do you think your Wu Tang sword can defeat me?",
"[You should!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXVM9iUS64M)",
"If what you say is true",
"Referee blows whistle for \"dangerous play\". ",
"I love that everyone's reaction is just like - Ah fuckin Kieth, doing it again",
"It was great. The Chinese cut made more sense than the version for the USA audience. The American version cuts out the reason for the rivalry between the two coaches, making it a bit harder to understand.",
"Considering how everyone is bald and wearing the same outfit, it must have been hard to tell who's on which team from a distance.",
"Not available in my country :( ",
"*Football... You yankees will never learn. :) "
] | 19 | pics | Shaolin soccer |
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/r/pics/comments/7of5nj/dog_chewing_bone_new_vs_old/ | [
"Dog bone the day after tomorrow lol",
"My friend's dog, a young black lab, chews these indestructible kong things. They are solid rubber and say 'indestructible' with the word molded right into the rubber.\n\nAnd I keep finding them shredded. Sometimes the fragments say 'indestructible' right on them.",
"I think its time to diversify your bones"
] | 3 | pics | Dog chewing bone: New vs Old |
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/r/pics/comments/7of6ie/chicago_is_nicknamed_chiberia_in_the_cold_icy/ | [
"Is it pronounced the way Sean Connery would say \"Siberia\"?",
"That's kind of a given considering how \"Chicago\" is pronounced. ",
"How far is Chiberia from Detroitengrad?"
] | 3 | pics | Chicago is nicknamed "Chiberia" in the cold, icy winter months |
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/r/pics/comments/7ofbxa/tonight_on_the_fridaylonelydisappointedwithlife/ | [
"Good choice, can I suggest a Netflix pairing to go with your meal?",
"Ah yes.... forgot to mention that.... happy Friday to you too :-)",
"Aha. I had to go with Narcos and takeaway, can't go wrong... XD",
"Boondock Saints. Great movie with a lot of laughs and action.",
"Noted, will keep a look out.",
"Glenfidditch tastes kinda stale to me. Why not give Connemara a try?",
"> Connemara \n\nWill do next time or next week ;-) ... though I don't think I've seen Connemara at the stores closest to me. ",
"Too bad, it's a nice whiskey. It's one of the first peated irish whiskeys, so it's got the \"smoke\" of a good Scotch, but the smooth, lip-smacking finish of an Irish whisky. \n\nFailing that, Shieldaig scotch, the speyside malt in a blue box (12 or 18 years) is another excellent whiskey at a similar price point. Total Wine usually has a rad deal on these, though the Glenfidditch boxes make better houses for my hamsters."
] | 8 | pics | Tonight on the Friday-Lonely-DisappointedWithLife show... |
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/r/pics/comments/7ofe40/dear_mass_this_is_how_you_spell_worcester/ | [
"sauce?",
"[Thank me later](http://i.imgur.com/15ciLeY.jpg)! ",
"It's later, and I'm thanking you.",
"Wilmington, NC",
"Oh Wilmington. "
] | 5 | pics | Dear Mass., this is how you spell Worcester |
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/r/pics/comments/7ofeve/if_you_visit_stockholm_dont_miss_the_wasa_museum/ | [
"I was there this summer- it really is awesome. Also interesting to read about how they dug it out of the seabed and brought it up.",
"Vikingsskipshuset (Viking ship Museum) and the kon-tiki museum in Oslo Norway are also definitely worth a visit if you should happen to pass that way.",
"Kon-Tiki was closed in May when we went but the Fram was awesome. 1. Vasa 2. Vikingshipmuseet 3. Fram at least when it comes to the museums we went to on our trip. ",
"*Vasa\n\nFun fact, it sank on its maiden voyage. See it while you can, as the preservative they used is currently eating the ship and it will disintegrate at some point. ",
"When I was little you were allowed to walk inside the ship, since then it has eroded to a point where you can't any longer, it's too unstable. "
] | 5 | pics | If you visit Stockholm, don’t miss the Wasa museum. Warship that laid under water from 1628 to 1961 |
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/r/pics/comments/7ofkda/david_letterman_with_the_first_guest_on_his_new/ | [
"Im glad to see that the unabomber and the POTUS made up.",
"He looks like fucking Plato",
"Looks like one of the Ludens cough drops brothers."
] | 3 | pics | David Letterman with the first guest on his new Netflix show |
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/r/pics/comments/7ofkvl/my_dad_started_oil_painting_about_2_years_ago/ | [
"The sea. Ah, the sea. The sea, nothing but the damn sea! Really though, well executed and caught the transparency. Ivan would have acknowledged the work to be well done! Upboat",
"Beautiful painting, how did he learn it?",
"Mostly from YouTube tutorials. ",
"I would buy that.",
"The glow inside that front wave is FASCINATING",
"I sea what you did there. Have an upvote for the upboat and all the rest of it too. ",
"You forgot the 0 after the \"2 years ago\".\n\nKidding. Your dad should be proud, that's a very touching piece. ",
"I have a puzzle that looks similar to this :)",
"Hear, hear, capt. With ye on our side we'll sail these damned rough seas! Yarr, yarrrr, tis but a pirates life!",
"that's really nice i love it ",
"Wow, this is beautiful, I hope he continues!",
"I don't have much money to spend on art right now, but if I found that in a second hand shop for $50 it would hold a place of honor on my wall for the rest of my life. Also, it needs an enigmatic signature in the bottom right corner that almost blends in with the white highlights.\n\nEdit: after looking at the picture again, I upped my price.",
"Painting the ocean is difficult, very difficult, and you Dad did really well capturing the light through the wave as well as the sea foam. Please tell him to keep painting as he really has the eye for art and the ability to do beautiful work. Well done!",
"2 years ago0? ",
"That is breath taking. Thanks for sharing. I would buy that in a heart beat.",
"That's really great, and (as noted by many already) that lighter wave near the centre is just spectacular.",
"2 years?! This is incredible!! Very impressive!",
"Very well done for 2. I looked at it 3x",
"Wow. Is he interested in selling me one?",
"So like just picked up oil painting out of the blue? This looks amazing either way. ",
"I really should get off my ass and do more art... It’s crazy how people can learn new skills. I assume he always had an interest in art?",
"You can see the sun ray hitting the back of the wave; it's very consistent. Solid stuff (liquid stuff?).",
"thanks to your Dad and to Ivan\n\n\n[tablet wallpaper](https://i.imgur.com/Owzlgzz.jpg)",
"Looks like a Turner.",
"‘Ship on Stormy Sea’ I have this framed with several other of his pieces. This is perfect. I’ve looked at a copy of the original every day for years... I almost don’t believe that he painted this.",
"If your dad wants to sell this, pm me",
"I almost cried during this scene in Frozen.",
"This really good, did he have any sort of art experience before learning to paint?",
"Your dad is depressed af",
"Tell your father he is an extremely talented man, I applaud him, and request more amazing work!",
"He paints water well.",
"Op is there someway we could get a higher quality version of this image. I wouldnt mind making it a 4k wallpaper?",
"Did he paint this from a photograph or is this \n imaginary? ",
"Jesus that's amazing, I hope your dad doesn't mind me saving it!",
"Up current!",
"This is stunning. I love the different colors of the sea and I love the green, illuminated wave coming forward. Absolutely beautiful.",
"That's actually a really awesome painting. I wish I was that talented.",
"I threw up a little just looking at it.\n\nWhich is to say: very well done! ",
"I would buy that painting if it were for sale!",
"Same way my buddy learned how to expertly mix and master music and now makes a living off it. The ability that the internet has given to expand knowledge has really gone untapped by public schools. ",
"It's even more beautiful than the aggro crag!!",
"Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. Did OP just post the original?",
"This is very impressive ",
"Truly gorgeous!",
"The white highlight along the prow of the ship...",
"That's an amazing recreation of Ivan's work. Absolutely beautiful. ",
"Reminds me of Robin Williams' painting in *Good Will Hunting*.\n\nHas your Dad ever taken a young prodigy under his wing?\n\nSeriously though, your Dad clearly has great natural talent.",
"Maybe you're in the middle of a storm you know waves are crashing over your tiny little boat there. Maybe you did what you had to do to get out. Maybe you became a Psychologist.",
"That's the first thing that caught my attention. It's mesmerizing in the depth and light play.",
"How he got the water to appear translucent is impressive",
"Do you happen to know what tutorials he started with. \nI actually got an oil painting set for Christmas and I have no idea what I’m doing",
"It’s amazing!",
"Why does it say ABC Aquarium in the bottom left? Seems fishy.",
"Gorgeous ocean.",
"Awesome",
"Slay!!!!!",
"Your dad is amazing, that glow in wave is so beautiful. It looks so real. ",
"Your dad is a fucking god",
"Yes0",
"That is amazing!",
"Beautifully done, I'm a relative of Aivazovsky, we just celebrated his anniversary in Russia ",
"Wow, that's beautiful.\n\nFor those unfamiliar with Ivan Aivazovsky, here's a [similar painting](https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/2000/1*FDYPesYHh6lZ-_mBzSs7hg.jpeg) by him.",
"I find this picture very romantic and inspirational. Mostly because of sunlight that goes through waves and clouds. ",
"Never expected to see anything related to Ivan here, what an amazing painting, great job!\n\nI have a reproduction of Ukrainian landscape at the moon hanging at home :)",
"The linear and impressionistic mix makes a very muddled composition. It's also a Winslow Homer rip-off, except you got Whitey, uh, rowing the boat there.\n\nI think your dad's about one step away from cuttin his fuckin ear off.",
"!RemindMe 2 days",
"ABC aquarium is my dads business, the app he uses to take pictures automatically putts that watermark. ",
"I’ll take a better picture of it next time I’m at my parents house. ",
"As Any amateur he started with Bob Ross, but quickly switched to videos of some Russian guy who paints a lot of seascapes. ",
"It’s a really nice technical detail but I think the real strength of this painting is in the composition. It’s really harmoniously divided into 4 distinct planes; that’s a really neat thing to pull off so cleanly.",
"Thanks, will tell him. All of his paintings have water. Not always seas, sometimes lakes and rivers. His biggest fascination is with the movement of the wave. He watches a lot of videos of just rolling or crashing waves to study the natural movement. ",
"This is his only painting of a storm. They’re mostly all sunny paradise pictures. ",
"He's got it. ",
"The original is absolutely mesmerizing, that’s why my dad chose to paint it. ",
"He’s always been artistic, but never actually painted. He also picked up violin about 10 years ago and woodworking. He’s great at all those things too now. ",
"What’s that ABC Aquarium in the corner?",
"Say hi to Aslan for me.",
"It’s really amazing after two years ",
"My dad’s business name ",
"That is something else. Your Dad is very talented!",
"It was a Good Will Hunting reference, I think.",
"I LOVE this painting! Is it possible to buy a print?\n",
"The sea was angry that day my friend. ",
"Wow, this could easily be mistaken for an Aivazovsky. ",
"That's really good.",
"Well done indeed!",
"How much to get this in my foyer?",
"I have a print of the Aivazovsky painting in my house. One of my favorite paintings. Tell your dad good job!",
"Maybe you married the wrong woman ",
"You are right, Sir.",
"Those are classic salon techniques to pull that off. \nIn short, someone has been studying, very, very hard.\n",
"Awesome work on the water!",
"Maybe you should watch your mouth...watch it right there, chief. Alright?",
"He's talking about [this scene.](https://youtu.be/1AvxR5vVgY4)",
"That water, especially the wave on the foreground is real nice.",
"wow",
"Wow. Stunning work. ",
"[This one](https://imgur.com/a/yrE23) is a clearly an inspiration for the painting by OP's father.\n\n\n",
"he's got mad skills!!! Water work is incredible!\n",
"Depends on the temperature.",
"Older person here. Wow! Just wow. ",
"Sorry to be annoying but could you perhaps find out who that russian guy is? This painting is gorgeous and something I would love to learn. ",
"Now I want to play Super Ghouls and Ghosts",
"Came here to say just that, looks lit from underneath.",
"[r/glowingwavesinpaintings](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0)",
"r/heavyseas would love this",
"This is amazing! ",
"Gorgeous :)",
"Put a happy little rogue wave right over here....it's your world, just play and have fun.",
">Aquarium \n>Seems fishy.",
"One print please ",
"that was bad. low effort. zero points for you.",
"I can't believe that's actually a sub Reddit",
"In Penfield, NY?",
"Yep ",
"I'm just going to hazard a guess but I bet it's that Ivan guy mentioned in the title. ",
"I have no idea where that is, but I thought I'd do some advertising for him. [ABC Aquarium](http://www.rochesteraquarium.com/)",
"I checked, it's not. ",
"Thanks ",
"That explains why he is so good with water. It does take a lot of study to get water, especially waves, so that one truly captures the essence of the motion and light.",
"That glow in the wave, HOT DAMN!",
"Superb ",
"I read first line and was gonna say \"No Way, that's Aivazovskii\"... well done! I saw all sorts of art galleries as a kid with my grandpa, and was always bored when there. Until we saw Aivazovskii gallery in Crimea. Almost every painting fascinated me. ",
"Damn, would love a high res of this to print out",
"This is fucking beautiful. ",
"Thirty seconds late and he'd have the boat in it properly.",
"For anyone wondering, here’s the original Aivazovsky painting that inspired this my dad. \nhttps://mymodernmet.com/ivan-konstantinovich-aivazovsky-seascape-paintings/",
"4? I see three"
] | 130 | pics | My dad started oil painting about 2 years ago. Here’s his latest work a tribute to Ivan Aivazovsky. |
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/r/pics/comments/7ofpmz/for_the_past_couple_months_ive_been_making_these/ | [
"La Croix- French for recycled hot tub water. ",
"Is there a Deleted Tinder Lite?",
"Seems pretty stupid ",
"These are very apt ",
"You should x-post these into /r/LosAngeles ",
"Post them randomly around the city.",
"Put Baja On Blast",
"The future!",
"where is the Remy?"
] | 9 | pics | For the past couple months I've been making these La Croix cans with weird flavors |
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/r/pics/comments/7ofqki/just_go_ahead_and_hook_it_up_to_my_mouth_please/ | [
"I like to solve the puzzle Pat. Waffle Horse?",
"Mmmmmm ... that's an awesome idea ",
"It's 2018, i won't settle for anything less than a fiber optic hose. ",
"Best shower ever",
"that's it. They fixed the sign later so I know.",
"I bet hose B works there",
"[*people who annoy you*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&persist_app=1&noapp=1&v=pu8giYLHU9g) \n\nUhh...",
"“audience quiet”",
"https://imgur.com/UgFGW5f",
"YOU DID THIS JUST FOR ME?\n",
"I did. ",
"First weed, then eventually on to waffles",
"https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ConfusedAnnualGermanpinscher-size_restricted.gif",
"Well it’s either that or Outback Steakhose ",
"Is there a subreddit for signs with burned out letters? ",
"SPONSORED BY THE CINCO FAMILY\n\nhttps://youtu.be/R-o7YG3x0DI",
"Is this from Houston, TX?",
"SPONSORED BY THE CINCO FAMILY\n\nhttps://youtu.be/R-o7YG3x0DI",
"Bring me my ranch dressing hose! *claps*",
"[Just hook it to my veins!](https://youtu.be/m4xIy1rlJKs)",
"I stared at this for a while becasuse I honestly didn't read the title. Then I read the title and BAM! Instant giggle fits. ",
"Hahahaha you’re funny ",
"PUT THE WAFFLE IN THE BASKET!",
"Waffle hou\nse tonight",
"I once ate out at a Waffle Ho",
"Monkey Island.... 2?",
"I thought you were /u/awildsketchappeared",
"Nope - Weatherford TX",
"So.... fishnets? ",
"Huh that's funny. I saw a Waffle House just a couple nights ago with the same letter out. ",
"Guess it's a Texas thing!",
"It’s slightly more fun when they lose the “W”...."
] | 32 | pics | Just go ahead and hook it up to my mouth please. |
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"Where are the buyers?",
"How do they even get in there? ",
"on the river banks. saw something similar in Chiang mai"
] | 3 | pics | Floating farmer's market in Indonesia |
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/r/pics/comments/7ofu4n/excerpt_from_new_trump_book/ | [
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"If this is true, I may purchase this book for comedy. ",
"Thats how you sell a book out",
"The transmission tower is the giveaway. That would be way too much unnecessary work. \n\nThe rest of it would not shock me if found to be true even though it isn’t.",
"Fact or fiction, this is entirely believable and pure comedy.",
"Obviously fake, but still very funny",
"If you believe this you deserve the life you have.",
"Whatever. This book is pure gold.",
"I would love to live in a world where this was true",
"#dicksoutforharambe",
"It is so difficult to tell the difference between parody and reality lately.",
"r/funny\n\nnot r/pics....",
"Yeah half way through I still believed it was real :/",
"So funny even though it’s fake...right? Right?",
"...it's not that obvious...not anymore...",
"Ya, I still catch myself using the word \"gullible\" even though it isn't even in the dictionary!\n\nEDIT: Really? Don't believe me? [Look for yourself!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXMskKTw3Bc)",
"@PixelatedBoat",
"It’s here, it’s not that much fun",
"Whoever wrote this, please write a whole book. It would be a best seller.",
"Ya, if you're braindead.",
"Debunked. But hilarious none the less. ",
"Let's not focus on the parody parts. This book has much more than that.",
"Very true",
"This picture is a meme parodying the kinds of stories we hear about how moronic Trump is. The Wolff book does not contain this story and does not claim that that happened, it's just a meme.",
"Poe's Law strikes again! ",
"They should shelf this book under fiction. If you believe this, I have a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you. There are only so many hours in the day for golf, grabbing pussies, triggering r/politics, sleep, and tweeting. Just sayin’.",
"why do I believe this is true?",
"People love to hate him and their obsession feeds itself. Just go look at the history of the plebs who post in r/politics.",
"Please don't muddy the waters with these obviously bullshit posts, eventually people will be pointing fingers at these jokes saying the writer made this up. ",
"It's not. It's not in the book either. ",
"I was willing to believe until the 17 hours thing because there's no way he has that long of an attention span.",
"Ie. if you watch the gorilla channel like Trump does.",
"Weird how it has to be debunked, how many trumkins defended it first?",
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">It is so difficult to tell the difference between parody and reality lately.\n\nLol. For some 😂",
">Yeah half way through I still believed it was real :/\n\nLol yeah you did",
">I was willing to believe until the 17 hours thing because there's no way he has that long of an attention span.\n\nLol that was the tipoff was it",
">Weird how it has to be debunked, how many trumkins defended it first?\n\nLol woo boy",
"Laughed my ass off at this - Then read the comments and laughed even harder! 😂😂😂😂 \n\nI fuckin want the gorilla channel though"
] | 39 | pics | Excerpt from new Trump book |
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"Of course they cross at crosswalk, they are Canadian ",
"One of them aren’t wearing shoes ",
"Do the right thing and run them over."
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"Dude, try finding a pic of a girl who doesn't look 12. You're giving me the heebeegeebees.",
"sexy",
"/s",
"Using the word femoid will hinder your search. \n\nInteresting side note, autocorrect first changed “femoid” to “demons” and then “genius” before it finally fucking listened to me. ",
"Too much to ask for? Not if you’re handsome, wealthy, and a good listener who’s willing to put up with her bullshit.",
"Bitter? Party of ONE, your table is ready! ",
"Picked up on that did you? Truth.",
"/u/muricunt, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not ask for general information or feedback. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/muricunt&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7ofwbc/all_i_want_is_a_nice_femoid_who_looks_like_this/?context=10\\))"
] | 8 | pics | all i want is a nice femoid who looks like this to dominate me. Is that too much to ask for? |
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"I just wanna know what coin that right one is. Anyone?",
"Looks like a 17 year AA coin.",
"Straight up ancestor petition, that.",
"This is really sad, I hope she finds a good job soon ",
"17 years sober",
"The cemeteries in Nola are truly amazing. Above ground tombs with beautiful ornate decorations, they are part of what make New Orleans such a unique and awesome city!",
"Awe. bless her."
] | 7 | pics | I found this beautiful note in a cemetery in NOLA. |
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/r/pics/comments/7ofxs6/dad_makes_disneyinspired_dress_for_his_kid/ | [
"Nice job!",
"http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3648835/Designer-Daddy-Nephi-Garcia-creates-amazing-Disney-costumes-family.html",
"Pretty dress for pretty girl ",
"Easily my favorite a account that I follow on Instagram. Everything he makes is gorgeous but my favorites are his transformation dresses ",
"I wonder who got his wife pregnant. ",
"Really cute, I bet her friends are so envious!",
"I love the Cinderella wedding dress with the floating birds carrying the veil. It's so clever.",
"This is one of the best Disney Princess dress recreations I've ever seen. It looks like a real dress, not a cheap costume!",
"So an ugly girl wouldn't deserve this dress?",
"ugly girls need ugly dresses, havent you seen cindarella?",
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] | 13 | pics | Dad Makes Disney-Inspired Dress For His Kid |
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/r/pics/comments/7ofxw7/jack_kerouac_author_of_on_the_road_circa_1956/ | [
"Resembles Oswald. ",
"Who's Oswald?\n",
"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lee_Harvey_Oswald",
"Fair point."
] | 4 | pics | Jack Kerouac, Author of On the Road, circa 1956. |
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/r/pics/comments/7ofy9f/aspen_colorado/ | [
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPFmJrYLOK8",
"A place where the beer flows like wine... where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano... a little place called Asssssssspen.",
"Damn lol, beat me to it",
"Samsonite! I was way off! I knew it started with an S, though.",
"I'll let you have the next one ;-)",
"Maybe a dumb question, but can non wealthy people live comfortably in Aspen ? Or is it mainly populated by a more affluent population?",
"Not really, no. You might be able to eke things out with a bunch of roomates, but you'd generally be better off in one of the less world-famous ski towns.\n\nConsider Gunnison/Crested Butte.",
"My aunt processes applications for food stamps in Aspen. She told me some people worked really hard to buy a small house back when it was somewhat obtainable. Now they just work to pay the taxes and use the gov help to live day to day.\n\nI don't know how true that is though.... ",
"I want to raise my family in aspen",
"Aspin*",
"Has anyone ever said it like grandpa Simpson: “coloradee”. I’m not from the states so don’t know but like to think old people say it that way.",
"MARY LUE MARY LUE HAAA",
"Crested Butte.... lol... where a 2bd/1ba in town goes for 800k",
"Used to live just outside of Aspen. Something like 70% of the residences are non-primary. They're mostly vacation homes. I paid $1850 a month for a 2 bedroom apartment. I followed the sale of a 500 Sq foot unit in Aspen for several months. It was listed for just under $900,000. It's pretty crazy. Still, you can find more affordable places in that valley that are also insanely beautiful. I lived in Basalt. Carbondale is just a bit north of there. Tons of great restaurants in the area. ",
"You find a suitcase full of money at the airport",
"Lets put it this way. They set aside some hones as subsidized low income housing.\n\nFor doctors. ",
"I would like the one after. Came to post a line from the movie as well.",
"You dick! Stop posting fake news! /s",
"I too want to be a millionaire",
"WE LANDED ON THE MOON!!!",
"Housing is definitely tough for those of us who don't come from wealth. However, there are a large number of resort workers and employee housing options for those workers. I've been here 9 years (from Michigan) and I share a 2bd, 2ba apartment that totals $1180/mo. I do have the best situation of anybody I know, but I've always been pretty poor and I've been comfortable out here for nearly a decade.",
"I really don't know if it's true. I've met plenty of poor people who worked in Aspen and lived nearby and I still don't know how they managed. But there are some entry level jobs, like live in maids, that allow you to live in Aspen."
] | 22 | pics | Aspen, Colorado |
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/r/pics/comments/7ofymu/my_2017_in_artwork/ | [
"This is amazing. It like totally captures 2017. ",
"I’m not sure if this is sarcastic or not haha, but it captures my 2017.",
"You're a good artist! Do you draw for a living?",
"Thank you! Not for a living as of now, more so a \"side hustle\" I guess. But im not in it for the money its just something I have always done and that I love doing.",
"What medium do you use, u/craayoons?",
"All sorts! Graphite, charcoal, acrylic, watercolour and oils for the most part. "
] | 6 | pics | My 2017 in Artwork! |
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/r/pics/comments/7ofz3r/watching_the_sunset_from_above/ | [
"I’m too lazy to try and prove it, but I know you didn’t take this ",
"Lol came here to say this. Nonetheless, sick pic thats worth sharing",
"Because I took it",
"The photographer /u/chantzm made some comments about his photo in this post: https://www.reddit.com/r/MostBeautiful/comments/77u2qy/watching_the_sunset_from_32000_ft/dop3udk/\n\nHe said:\n\n> Took this with my sony a6000 and 35mm f1.8. Photo is raw and have quite a bit of editing. Really feels good when people enjoy the photo as much as I do! Thank you\n\nHis Instagram is: Chantzmartin is you want to see more.",
"Lies make baby Jesus cry",
"🙌",
"I am simply speechless at **whoever** captured this masterpiece.",
"Living in Canada you get used to the miserable gray skies during the winter. But it can get to you, what I like to think whilst it's a really shitty day outside is the sun is shining above the clouds, so at least the people in planes get to enjoy it.",
"A little heavy on the colour saturation. If it's a real scene that happened, it must have been beautiful to witness.",
"It's like a story of love",
"Not to be too pedantic... but don't we always watch it from above?",
"This is clearly not a flight between Raleigh and Atlanta because there is never an empty seat on any of those flights. ",
"I thought empty seats on a plane were a thing of the past!\n\nGreat pic BTW! *Tip of the hat to you*",
"It's definitely the first picture taken from inside a plane that I approve of. No obligatory wings in the picture. A+ effort."
] | 14 | pics | “Watching the sunset from above” |
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/r/pics/comments/7og0i7/collection_of_coins_found_at_my_grandparents/ | [
"That's a fair bit of silver you have there.",
"“Found”",
"Serious coinage. ",
"Yes, my grandfather recently passed away. This is a collection of some of the coins found in a little over 40 aluminum cans.\n\nEdit: Grammar"
] | 4 | pics | Collection of coins found at my grandparents |
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/r/pics/comments/7og1r3/leo_the_tabby_mix/ | [
"Cute!",
"Did he see a bird? Haha",
"It’s funny, in this photo he makes the face others make when they see him.",
"He saw a pigeon, actually. They’re technically classified as flying shitrats",
"Wait, actually?",
"True story, duude\n\n*hits blunt*"
] | 6 | pics | Leo the tabby mix |
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/r/pics/comments/7og29y/so_this_can_happen_if_you_blink_faster_than_the/ | [
"Crazy pic. How is it possible?",
"If it wasn't a cute kid in a sun-shiny, inviting home, I'd say that was creepy.",
"Rolling electronic shutter on a CMOS sensor.",
"Pretty sure you have gotta kill that demon baby. "
] | 4 | pics | So this can happen if you blink faster than the camera shutter. |
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/r/pics/comments/7og2jo/the_aftermath_of_a_giant_boulder_that_rolled/ | [
"that was lucky",
"lol",
"*\"Thatsa-onea-big-meatball!\"*",
"“meat-a-ball” as I heard at Olive Garden",
"You're one of the shittiest novelty accounts I think I've ever seen. Even worse than /u/mike_sorrentino.",
"[More photos](https://imgur.com/a/Uqr95). And [this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZtxHlProWo) shows the surrounding landscape and where it came from better. No one was injured.\n\nEdit: \n\n> [An enormous boulder plunged from a height 2,624 feet and plowed through a 300-year-old barn in a small town in northern Italy on Jan. 21, destroying and leveling it. A piece of a mountain detached from a cliff, turning into several boulders that measured between 3,000 and 4,000 cubic meters.](http://mashable.com/2014/01/29/landslide-barn-italy/#FsIqfSr2kiqK))",
"that is a big boulder.",
"Does insurance cover \"Giant Boulder\"?",
"I wonder if noone ever saw that boulder and thought \"We should do something before it causes hundreds of thousands dollars in damage!\"",
"Castle Panic!",
"God...it seems so much less destructive in Breath of the Wild...",
"To be on your own\n\nNo direction home.",
"SHOPPED",
"That's a big fucking boulder. ",
"That boulder had a grudge",
"Shades of _Sexy Beast_. ",
"https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7og2jo/the_aftermath_of_a_giant_boulder_that_rolled/ds9950y",
"Yes.",
"you're an optimist",
"Oh my God! THE WINE!",
"#Itsa-greata-biga-amazinga-meatbola!",
"\"Oh... uh... my bad\" ",
"Wow, they really got lucky on the one piece that stopped just before the house in the video!",
"You can see in the video that the first one was reluctant to destroy the house. But that other one was much boulder. ",
"But I have Boulder insurance.\nSorry sir, this is a Giant Boulder.",
"And like a good neighbor....",
"Wait. That place is a barn? Damn. 👌🏻",
"To be all alone \n\nAt the Auto Zone \n\n",
"when Sisyphus scratches his balls",
"Almost looks like a buried skull.",
"There used to be this game I played all the time on my phone, it was called something along the lines of 'Giant Boulder of Death'. You controlled a giant boulder rolling down the side of the mountain as it destroyed buildings and squashed people. Never thought I'd see something like it in real life. ",
"The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles",
"[Looks like](https://www.google.com/maps/place/39040+Rungg,+Province+of+Bolzano+-+South+Tyrol,+Italy/@46.3230085,11.2335944,179m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m5!3m4!1s0x47828136482e6679:0xed22074835a81246!8m2!3d46.3288999!4d11.2352909) they got it all cleaned up.",
"\"The Rock\"",
"That's one way to crush grapes",
"Looks like they just left the barn shorter. I would've left that second rock in the field. Would make a good conversation piece.",
"They see me rollin', they hatin'",
"Don't piss off earth elementalists",
"People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones",
"Is anyone else thinking of the spongebob episode where they rode a boulder to deliver a Pizza? ",
"pioneers used to ride these babies for miles",
"It's crazy it ripped up the ground even!",
"That's a spicy meat-a-balla!",
"In the video you can even see another huge boulder in the field next to where the one in the picture ended up. Wonder when that one ended up there. ",
"Black & White, anyone?",
"The house from jason bourne?!",
"[Clearly they shouldn't have shot the giant with arrows](https://m.imgur.com/gallery/D6Ri6Ub)",
"and after all of that, blocks their little road",
"fee fi fo fum",
"[Don’t you mean “All of Garden”?](https://pics.me.me/going-to-all-of-garden-meat-you-their-22991661.png)",
"That might be a cool Donnie Darko sequel",
"This is from 2014 and has been posted hundreds of times.",
"This reminds me of one of the last scenes from journey to the center of the earth",
"I can see now how catapults could be a problem.",
"mamma mia!",
"Looks like the beginning of Golden Sun",
"It's not just a boulder. It's a rock.",
"they really should not have kept their boulder up there.",
"There was another one near where it ended up, probably before the House was built",
"It's me, Fry.",
"I guess rock actually beats paper?",
"That house was not rock solid. ",
"Came to say the same thing. I thought it was a shot from the film 😶",
"Seems familiar... \nhttps://youtu.be/jzeYdxu9S3o (skip to 1:34)\n",
"Its pretty amazing really. That hunk of earth was destined to one day dislodge and obey gravity, and some poor schmuck built a really nice home and vinyard right in its path of least resistence. \n\nIf it could be located i would love a bottle of wine from this place, preferably bottled just prior to the unfortunate encoubter with geology kn motion.",
"It could be an old picture too. The street view is from 2011.",
"Maybe, it's hard to know how often google sat data is updated but the boulder fell back in 2014 and this seems more recent than that.",
"There’s no vines growing on those vineyard trellis, maybe the recently changed the land and caused some erosion. ",
"Maybe that's why the home is a few stories high! It may have been a good idea to build barriers or somehow split those rocks at the top. ",
"Back on the old days we used to ride these babies for miles!",
"Looks like just cause 3. ",
"INTRODUCING LEVELUTION",
"The one that destroyed the house is still there.",
"Looking at the older boulder (hehe it rhymes) I'm thinking it probably could have been used as a gauge for where to safely build... ",
"Came here to see if anybody else is thinking what i'm thinking.",
"Repost. As usual for karmawhores",
"Never saw that but it reminded me of Black Sheep instead.",
"[Mama Mia!](https://m.imgur.com/a/9etOR) ",
"Somebody get these people out of there! This boulder rolls down this hill every few months so just fucking move already. You know it’s never going to stop. ",
"> No one was injured.\n\nAnd now I feel better for saying that this fucking rocks",
"It's not just a rock. It's stone.",
"Looks like there's still one left up on top that can still come loose.",
"I don't speak italics. ",
"Yees I came looking for this! \"A rock has rolled into my lovely garden. I've tried moving it, but it's too big and heavy!\" ",
"Did anybody make a spongebob reference yet?",
"Wasn't this in Journey to the Center of the Earth?",
"r/Climbing",
"Now thata biga meatball!",
"https://vimeo.com/82303572",
"Is that your boulder? That is a NICE boulder.",
"Or sarcastic",
"It’s like they don’t have the rocks for it. ",
"Holy. Fuck.",
"What’s this? bowling for Giants? ",
"It wasn't just a boulder sitting atop a cliff, it literally was a part of the cliff that was in a bit of an outcropping. It could be thousands of years or just ten before it fell. There are many famous outcroppings that tourists visit every year that look like they could fall at any moment, but our governments let us take pictures anyways.",
"Sorry sir, this isn't Colorado.",
"More like:\n\n_\"Zat ist van big meatball!\"_\n\n(This is in Tramin an der Weinstraße, in the German speaking part of Italy)",
"ita terrible",
"Here's the house before this boulder but after an earlier one - https://goo.gl/maps/bftEcq77SGG2",
"Good thing the house moved out of the way.",
"No, but now you are the happy owner of a boulder.",
"My Latin teacher visited this house! It apparently also destroyed their car.",
"“Giant Boulder” my ass, it was probably the thing they were riding in “Journey to the Center of the Earth”",
"Did that boulder touch your spaghet?? ",
"Fuck dude, don’t underestimate nature",
"Black and white two anybody?",
"r/trebuchetmemes",
"Rock of ages",
"Well you don't see that everyday. ",
"Rip tizio, chissà che avrà fatto dopo",
"Mamma Mia ",
"2accurate\n",
"sorry but in that part of Italy people speak German",
"Is that Mick Jagger's house?",
"Apparently there was a vote on who should roll through that house, and the winning boulder won it in a landslide.",
"rockofages_irl",
"Is H20 playing Rock of Ages again?",
"They should have done it the way the people in Fountain City, Wisconsin did it. http://www.greatriver.com/natural/disaster/Rock/rockinhouse.htm",
"It's not just a stone. It's earth.",
"This looks like the scene from journey to the centre of the earth when they ride the skull down the mountain ",
"I hate it when that happens",
"Now we know where the Grapes of Wrath were stored...",
"I live near where this happened: splitting the rock is not an option because the rock face is tall and extensive, and barriers - assuming you could build a barrier against a boulder of that weight, unless we're talking nuclear landmines - are not an option either, because the mountainside is very steep. In short, if small rocks fall as usual it's not a problem at all, if big rocks fall you're fucked anyway so you'll just hope the huge boulder will miss you, as it did in this case (no one got hurt) ",
"Your concern is probably unwarranted, because in that area the grapes are usually brought to a communal winery to produce the wine. That is, unless someone decides to go on his own with winemaking, but it's uncommon unless the vineyard is somewhat prestigious.\n\nSo no worries, your Gewürztraminer is safe and sound (and delicious) ",
"I guess you could leave the ones in the field but that one in the road definitely needs to be moved. How would you even begin to move a boulder that big.",
"Glacial boulders are not uncommon: could have been there 50 years, could have been there 5000",
"Most probably its grapes are brought, like most of the vineyards around, to the Tramin winery for vinification. http://www.cantinatramin.it",
"Goodness, /another/ boulder? Move somewhere else, house, that mountain hates you!",
"Bestemmiato probabilmente, visto che non si è fatto male nessuno ",
"Technically it depends on the policy type. Most homeowners policies in America do. Ho3 and dp3 is open peril, rocks are not excluded. Dp1 and dp2 are less common, but are named peril. Rock is not a named peril. If this was attributed to an earthquake it's less likely to be covered",
"Mi pare giusto",
"Perhaps it was a boulder to begin w/. It ended up being a “snow ball” of landscape. Which in the end looks like a skull w/ a rather large forehead ",
"Fun fact: la maggior parte degli altoatesini di lingua tedesca bestemmia in italiano ",
"They clearly pissed off some ancient Roman god. ",
"https://i.imgur.com/Xyrapvm.gif",
"They should have thought ahead and not have their house right where a boulder was to roll",
"I tedeschi ed il tedesco mi piacevano già, adesso di più",
"\"Where do you live?\"\nWell, I live on a nice hillside grott.....\n\"IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE YOU LIVE!\"\n-The Rock",
"Hydraulic hammer mounted to an excavator. Break it down then load it out. ",
"Breath of the Wild speedrunners amirite?",
"God dam rock and rollers.",
"Literally says at the bottom of the image when it was generated. ",
"I think the rock is named Peril, it has feelings..",
"Was anybody in the boulder at the time?",
"Would the policies that do not cover rocks usually be sold to people who decide to build in places likely to be hit by rocks? Kind of like how flood insurance isn't available if you want to build right on the coast?\n\nI'm assuming this would be done by an insurance company as kind of a \"this is entirely too likely for us to be comfortable covering it\".",
"Oh come on, let's go old school with some dynamite!",
"It’s not just a boulder! It’s a Rock!! ",
"Wonder if Mick Foley voice acted this Boulder too?",
"well at least now they can change the name of the vineyard to rolling rock.",
"What beautiful property. That sound must’ve been booming loud",
"Well, looks like we have a lawn ornament now.",
"You can try mining it for iridium.",
"Of course this is horrible, but it’s so interesting to see how a force like that just doesn’t care about your little house you thought was strong. It’s scary. ",
"Nope ",
"thank you",
"somebody stole an idol",
"If I remember this house correctly there are other pictures online that show the were other very large boulders that rolled down sometime in the past so this area is prone to this happening. You would have to be willfully ignorant to put a house there. ",
"I absolutely agree. I was just wondering if that's why some policies don't cover that sort of hazard. ",
" [so says Sheen](https://memestatic.fjcdn.com/pictures/Sayonara_90a67c_6481084.jpg) ",
"that's an older one",
"I'd like to order a boulder for doorfront delivery to my house",
"Damn nature! You scary.",
"Natural Lawn Art.\n\nIt's a \"feature\"!!",
"Yeah, you think they would wonder where that came from...",
"Truthfully, the difference is generally price based. It's cheaper to get a policy that covers less, and that appeals to people",
"Yeah, I was wondering what they do now. The one in the field could be left as a reminder/discussion perhaps? But the one in the driveway seems really inconvenient. Jackhammer?",
"Truthfully, the difference is generally price based. It's cheaper to get a policy that covers less, and that appeals to people",
"Beat me to it! ",
"It’s papa’a house ... (I couldn’t resist the Temptation to reply)",
"https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.pikpok.gbod",
"This is EXACTLY why I don't live in Italy ",
"I think it depends on whether or not this would fall under an \"act of God\".",
"Getting real bad Attack on Titan vibes!",
"\"Bum bu dump bum, bum bum bum.\"",
"I was going to say as a climber this would be a blessing and a curse.",
"An act of clod.",
"OMG",
"We know a thing or two because we’ve seen a thing or two. ",
"It's still there..\n\nhttps://www.google.co.uk/maps/@46.3218898,11.2345086,3a,49.5y,346.92h,101.89t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1smJHM6o0EsI51_i8Ot9Vhrg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656",
"WHAT ABOUT THE GRAPES",
"[At least it wasn't snakes...](https://i.makeagif.com/media/8-01-2015/wxJAXb.gif) ",
"Who's house? It's Ruuunnnsss house!",
"Looks like the boulder finally found Indiana Jones",
"Take your upvote and get out",
"Looks to be in great shape too",
"It destroyed it *and* leveled it? That's awful.\n\nA: Your house was leveled. \nB: That's too bad. \nA: It was also destroyed. \nB: Holy shit! How?",
"On the bright side, your Mom finally passed her gall stone!",
"“This is the millennium of aftermath. There ain’t gonna be nothin’ after that”",
"Giant boulder of death, anybody?",
"Came here for this comment, not disappointed. I thought of black and white straight away",
"Goddamnit Link.",
"Where is the boss fight at?",
"In this episode of The Grand Tour, we thought it'd be a good idea to experience what it'd be like to be Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble. Naturally we thought this was a great opportunity to rip a new supercar out from Hammond's clutches and instead make him do a hill race in a classic 30,000 footpower StoneSprint GT 9000 Deluxe. Boy were we wrong! But don't worry, Hammond managed to only suffer a minor concussion as he was small enough to comfortably fit within one of the rock's miniscule crevasses, only suffering injury when an unfortunate gnat was pulverised in the exact same spot.",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXAmkA9KIqU",
"Invoker strikes again.",
"Sadly this is how insurance companies work. Many people who were hit by the hurricanes weren't covered because it was techincally \"Wind damage\" and they had hurricane insurance... ",
"THREE boulders?! Holy shit",
"some guy was probably aiming for the drunk mailman\n",
"Then what would be classified as \"hurricane damage\"?",
"_Johnny, mama told you not to throw rocks at Tony!_",
"SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET",
"And this is why you don't play Jumanji.",
"Or [Olive the Other Reindeer ](https://youtu.be/s54sLlRNmHc) ",
"Despite all my attempts to be good I always seemed to end up an Evil god lol",
"it's true if you've seen some landslides recently in Italy( ie Sarno). i was there as military police, didn't like it. "
] | 206 | pics | The aftermath of a giant boulder that rolled through a house in Italy |
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"Happy cakeday OP! Have a good one!",
" Happy cakeday! Sorry your Frosty is dying. ",
"Hello fellow Sandlapper",
"Happy cakeday OP and may your karma always be high",
"“Please. Kill… me”",
"What is cake day?",
"Happy cakeday! I grew up on IOP. ",
"The anniversary of the day you joined Reddit.",
"Neat. So cake icon all day that day?",
"/u/graptemys, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not be about a cake day. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/graptemys&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7og44b/i_was_just_informed_it_was_my_cakeday_six_years/?context=10\\))",
"I've been off & on almost 3 years. I had no idea."
] | 11 | pics | I was just informed it was my cakeday. Six years of Reddit, and most of it has been lovely. Please enjoy a pic of a snowman on Isle of Palms, SC, a day after a rather uncommon snowstorm in Charleston. And thanks for the mostly wonderful interactions over the past six years, Reddit! |
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"Wow! I thought it gets cold here, but wow.",
"Seriously?",
"/u/ittiwi4ever, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/ittiwi4ever&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7og82k/stay_home_new_hampshire_residents/?context=10\\))"
] | 3 | pics | Stay home New Hampshire residents. |
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/r/pics/comments/7og9ds/wanted_to_feel_like_less_of_a_fat_kid_so_i/ | [
"Only a slight exaggeration. When it was handed to me I thought they gave me a slice by accident ",
"And end up feeling even more like a fat kid",
"You’re not wrong ",
"The largest size is usually the best value. "
] | 4 | pics | Wanted to feel like less of a fat kid, so I ordered the small from Papa Gino’s. Oh how the mighty have fallen (quarter for reference) |
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/r/pics/comments/7ogaa9/believe_it_or_not_this_is_a_3d_portrait_artist/ | [
"Artist: Ian Spriggs\nhttps://twitter.com/SpriggsIan\n\n(Edit: Source tweet: https://twitter.com/SpriggsIan/status/949016560517005312 )\n\nMy mind is blown.",
"I choose to not believe it. That's a photo of a dude. ",
"Why would someone do a 3d portrait of Hyde in the flash forward of what would happen if Eric never dated Donna ",
"Sort of. It was modelled in 3D software, but the process is surprisingly similar to traditional sculpture. "
] | 4 | pics | Believe it or not, this is a 3D portrait. (Artist: Ian Spriggs) |
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/r/pics/comments/7ogbge/awwww_wait_what/ | [
"asthlickin tasty, what you looking at?",
"Looks like somebody had some fun with the red sharpie",
"/u/chaDich_Pitorovich, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not ask for general information or feedback. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/chaDich_Pitorovich&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7ogbge/awwww_wait_what/?context=10\\))"
] | 3 | pics | Awwww -- wait, what? |
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/r/pics/comments/7ogeg8/boozy_vanillabutterscotch_cocoa_with_bacon/ | [
"Did you make or buy the marshmello man?",
"That sounds delicious....but.....bacon though?",
"The salt cuts through the sweet in order to cleanse your palate for more sweet.",
"Ohhhh",
"I spotted a bag of mini marshmallow dudes at the store. ",
"He’s got the right idea. It’s friggin’ good yo"
] | 6 | pics | Boozy vanilla-butterscotch cocoa with bacon, whipped cream, and a little gingerbread marshmallow man. |
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/r/pics/comments/7oggud/found_in_st_louis_my_significant_other_was/ | [
"I think we need to focus on the other men on the inside.",
"Upvote for awareness! ",
"Sadly, I did not purchase it. I actually needed a calendar for my office and this one was too small to write things in. I ended up with a 12 month calendar of outhouses. ",
"I think I was absent that day",
"M E T A ",
"I think a lot of people are confused by your excitement. ",
"USDA Certified Lean ",
"**unzips** \n\nHere we go again.",
"If I know my floor tiles... The Galleria? ",
"West county center. ",
"You fucked up, holmes.",
"Well I guess my college degree really is worthless",
"It’s okay, most of them are. ",
"I hope the driver and redditor get a bonus for the publicity ",
"u/Elizabethbooks WANT ",
"Yee",
"Every time I see a calendar stand I stop and look for this. Still no luck in NoVa.",
"I’m going to order this as a Birthday gift for this new lovely\nLady I’m talking too. ",
"https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/7mjw12/my_cab_driver_tonight_was_so_excited_to_share/\n\nand even better:\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/7ocqjf/i_am_alex_wang_cover_man_of_the_nyc_taxi_drivers/",
"As am I...",
"Oh, not me, this is an awesome find after reading the original post about taxi guy. ",
"That was a shitty choice",
"This calendar is quickly becoming the most meta Reddit post of all time s2g",
"It’s Reddit, we’ve all seen the fucking posts. It’s funny, admit it. ",
"Decisions were made that I don’t agree with. You had the opportunity to pimp out eleven separate months for stupid internet points and useless fame. Dick move to be honest. ",
"Slink away in shame, casual. ",
"Meta!",
"You let me down",
"I don't subscribe to r/funny or r/IAmA but someone linked the posts so now I am up to speed. ",
"So now admit it’s funny. ",
">My significant other\n\nYou mean your girlfriend?",
"Morty. You have to get me a NY taxi drivers calendar. YOU HAVE TO!",
"Its that one guys from those other posts. Hes still blowing up! ",
"Wife: Why are you squealing like a teen at a Justin bieber concert ?\n\nHusband: I seen a post on reddit of a guy who rode in the taxi with the guy on the cover!\n\nWife: What is Reddit?\n\nHusband: I am filing for a divorce.",
"You chose..... Poorly. ",
"Is that the galleria floor I see?",
"I love that post",
"Any found one in Europe?",
"Or boyfriend. Or fwb. So we say SO as an all inclusive. ",
"This is going to be the best selling calendar of the year!",
"Guess it’s time.... So..... Where’d you go to high school? ",
"Wondering 2019 Calendars ",
"West county center. ",
"I’m a transplant. So I’m a St. Louis pariah ",
"https://i.imgur.com/F2qnQJg.mp4",
"Now I know how Obi Wan felt.",
"Golden Griffs! ",
"Username takes the words right outta my thumbs ",
"Says the person marked with the number of the beast lol",
"St. Louis: where east coast dirty meets west coast odd. ",
"https://nyctaxicalendar.com/ If you're interested.",
"[Here they are](https://nyctaxicalendar.com/)"
] | 52 | pics | Found in St. Louis! My significant other was confused by my excitement. |
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/r/pics/comments/7ogh00/my_black_claw_frog_is_getting_bigger/ | [
"I thought for sure that was its stomach and it was dead",
"Everyone always asks if he’s dead. Most times he just floats or stays in one spot. Until it’s feeding time. ",
"Orange is the New Black claw",
"Hahaha kait loves that’s show. Kait is not the frog lol ",
"Classic cold-blooded pet behavior. They're not the sort of pets you watch for extended periods. Really only the sacrifices/gladiatorial matches.\n\n\nBasically boring, but metal as fuck.",
"Yeah man! Couldn’t of said it better myself "
] | 6 | pics | My black claw frog is getting bigger. |
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/r/pics/comments/7ogi8o/my_morning_commute/ | [
"New Hampshire?",
"Cycling? 😍😍",
"Looks simple enough.",
"Connecticut",
"Just had to stop the car and take a shot....I’m only 2 miles away so I do bike sometimes :)"
] | 5 | pics | My morning commute... |
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/r/pics/comments/7ogiuf/my_3_favorite_girls/ | [
"Too pure to wake\n",
"Did you just assume the gender of the animals in this picture - disgusting.\n\nMods, ban this user.",
"Or to waste the moment of silence. Raising 2 Husky puppies is some work. ."
] | 3 | pics | My 3 favorite girls! |
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/r/pics/comments/7ogjrf/at_least_now_i_know_a_macbook_pro_will_break_a/ | [
"r/wellthatsucks",
"Story time??",
"The real question is... Why was your laptop placed atop a ladder in the first place."
] | 3 | pics | At least now I know a MacBook pro will break a fall off a ladder! |
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/r/pics/comments/7ogl0s/chinese_family_spends_6_months_working_out_here/ | [
"They worked out so much a baby popped into existence ",
"I think the one woman cheated a bit on the weight loss. ",
"That guy on the right is a different dude",
"*their ",
"[Their story](http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/03/family-spends-6-months-working-together-fitspo-ever-need-7199350/)",
"Yeah, definitely the easy way to lose 8 pounds or so!",
"Sorry about that ",
"Look at there baby over their",
"The women at the beginning cheated, fucking popping out a baby. ",
"That is an elephant.",
"I dunno about easy... looks pretty painful.",
"His hands got younger too",
"the elephant didn't even try!",
"Yes, we saw this post already today on the front page: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7oedz6/father_and_son_decides_to_get_in_shape_together/?utm_content=comments&utm_medium=hot&utm_source=reddit&utm_name=frontpage",
"Wow, it's like my last six months. \n\nBut in reverse, obviously. ",
"Not only that it was a gallowboob post",
"She was exercising her birth canal.",
"Whose baby was it🤔",
"That baby is packing on the pounds. Way to disappoint the family. ",
"Youuuuuu......",
"That's a stretching exercise",
"A cardinal Reddit sin.",
"Holy shit, this is the Benjamin button family. ",
"It took me a long time to realize the guy on the right was actually the same person in both photos. ",
"There such a happy family.",
"Gramps with the transformation, damn",
"Hu's? ",
"Ugh! I hate how men seem to be able to lose fat and tone muscle so much more quickly than women. ",
"The woman cheated. ",
"It's not the same it has the rest of the family and the kid worked his way out too. That's damn interesting.",
"Sorry.",
"You sucked a baby up a vagina?",
"It's almost like humans are sexually dimorphic.",
"Now it makes sense why there’s a baby play area in this photo",
"Sorry if I offended any of you guys I’m truly sorry especially I_Burned_The_Lasagna",
"Why is the dad's head engulfed by an imaginary fishbowl in the first image?",
"What's the implications here.... Sexism? Like, this is kinda hostile tone tbh",
"Love that dad is yawning in the first one ",
"And sorry to Gallowboob",
"Much honor",
"a lot of us have him on ignore, so this is new to us",
"dont be sorry, hes a corporate robot that gets paid to post on reddit. usually though he just steals from other people, not the other way around",
"Thanks",
"Which is funny because he posts a lot of original content, or at least content not previously posted to Reddit. You end up only seeing his posts as they're reposted by another user, so in your effort to avoid reposts, you block OC in favor of other reposts.. ",
"Imagine if they learned judo ",
"You don’t need to apologize to them, they’re being a dick. Now apologize for apologizing too much.",
"All I can picture is the grandfather on the right sneezing and like a set of Newton's Cradle balls the force transfers through all of them and a baby pops out ",
"Which one? ",
"https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7oedz6/comment/ds8ye57",
"You didn't?",
"Who's the daddy, and what does he do ? ",
"So what you’re saying is, I need to push, *harder*",
"[me right now](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/glee/images/9/9a/Confused_finn.gif/revision/latest?cb=20140724033746)\n\n[So much emotions](https://media.giphy.com/media/OOgpKsfP0auyY/giphy.gif)",
"Necks/jawlines. Wow.",
"Lazy ass elephant, no noticable change at all.",
"player number 1 still weighs the same in this picture. ",
"Ahhhh! They got rid of the vase$",
"He lost 30 pounds and 20 years.",
"And they all got better haircuts!",
"So the second one had a girl?",
"Nope he is a human. ",
"that's not even his final form -- a skeleton!",
"This is literally already on the front page and they just reposted it again 6 hours later. What in the world is wrong with you people.",
"Can we talk about the elephant in the room please.",
"Oh good, the same comment from the last thread.",
"The pretty one",
"Could be an android ",
"Nope. We have spoke before. ",
"I see two pregnant girls in the first picture, and only one baby in the second. The other one was probably a girl. ",
"Well you may have spoken to him, but he’d only look human you see. All the mechanisms would be underneath.",
"> he posts a lot of original content\n\nNo he doesn't\n\n>or at least content not previously posted to Reddit.\n\nAh, gotta qualify your lies. Got it.",
"I don't know about that. I noticed he posts a lot of reposts too.",
"I've seen him. I've already said too much we are being watched. Best to move along and delete our accounts!",
"Grandpa also went back to being 35? Like what the actual hell ",
"But everyone looks pregnant when they’re glowing. \n\nEdit: a word.",
">No he doesn't\n\nYou're literally commenting in a comment thread that specifically shows him posting OC to Reddit before it was reposted by /u/TheApendes...\n\n>Ah, gotta qualify your lies. got it.\n\nHow is something that has never been posted to Reddit considered a Repost on Reddit? Where does Reddit say all original content must be created by the poster and the poster alone? \n\nDoes somebody posting a new Youtube video to Reddit count as Reposting then by your almighty, infallible logic?",
"It's not OC if it wasn't created by the poster. That's what original content means.\n\nBesides that, Gallowboob posts nonstop with other people's content and if it doesn't start trending quickly, he deletes the post so it doesn't show up in his post history.\n\nEdit: nice edit. \n\n\"Does somebody posting a new Youtube video to Reddit count as Reposting then by your almighty, infallible logic?\"\n\nIf that's all they do, yes. Gallowboob creates no content, for the most part, just works for Reddit as a content theif.",
"and he probably took a hell of a nap",
"As they say no pain no gain ",
"No more “boss belly??!”",
"Genetic lottery is huge for childbirth pain. Some experience excruciating pain. Some have children with zero painkillers. One of my childhood friend's mother did natural births with no pain precautions. For her, it was just a night in a hospital, for each of her births.",
"Not trying to be that guy but I was fucking certain this was a joke based off the earlier father/son post and the rows were different people and it was going to be a big ‘LOL you all think Asians look the same’, so I sat and stared far too long before I was fairly certain I was wrong. I feel like I failed a test just now. ",
"Six months? Man, that's crazy. I don't think I could work out for more than a couple hours without passing out. They must be in ridiculously good shape. ",
"My nearly 60 year old father kind of looks like that. \n\nAnd the new him looks like he could be in his mid 30s.",
"Someone was slimmer of the month. ",
">Besides that, Gallowboob posts nonstop with other people's content and if it doesn't start trending quickly, he deletes the post so it doesn't show up in his post history.\n\nCool, too bad the point of Reddit is a content aggregator, with the sole purpose of posting content, with the Reddiquette even stating that Reposts are fine while complaining about them are not.\n\n>Nice Edit.\n\n>\"Does somebody posting a new Youtube video to Reddit count as Reposting then by your almighty, infallible logic?\"\n\nToo bad I not only edited the comment before you even replied (shown by the lack of asterisk next to the timestamp), but the part you quoted was already in the original comment. I added the top half in the edit. Also you just repeated yourself twice in the same comment instead of actually using a different argument.",
"Don't u think you're taking this a little too seriously ",
"China number 1",
"[what asterisk?](https://i.imgur.com/kgTOeXf.jpg)",
"???",
"Who did they plagiarize this from? ",
"> (shown by the ***lack*** of asterisk next to the timestamp)\n\nReading comprehension, it helps every now and then.\n\nIf you edit a comment within 60 seconds, it ***doesn't*** leave an asterisk next to the Timestamp. If you edit a comment after 60 seconds, it [***does*** leave an asterisk next to the Timestamp.](https://i.imgur.com/HHoo9xc.png)\n\nEDIT: Here I'll even do you a favor, see it now?",
"Obviously a diet change also.",
"Woulda been awkward if the baby was a girl and not in the photo... ",
"A dirty synth",
"Oh no.",
"Fake \n",
"He almost never reposts. He often crossposts. Different things.",
"Nature is so discriminating. Why are men and woman not genetically identical!?",
"Strait up uncle irohd that shit. \n\nEdit: thanks for all the cake day wishes!",
"FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!",
"If you see it in reverse it looks like they all ate the baby and got fat.",
"We need Apple Face ID to confirm these are the same people.",
"Holy\nShit! ",
"Holy shit the son is REALLY hot...",
"Well the elephant's still fat, so... ",
"oh shit is that how the one child policy works? If you have more than one you have eat them? lol. ",
"They didn't lose weight. They evolved like pokemon. ",
"Slugs are and look at them, I can barely keep em out of my garden lol",
"Okay, but can we talk about the elephant in the room? He's probably hiding because he gave up exercise.",
"And environment. I had a crazy painful birth in hospital and a painless birth at home no painkillers. The difference was down to how relaxed and safe I felt. Birth should not be as painful as the developed world has made it. It is so unnatural to leave your safe place and go into a sterile freaky ass hospital. Of course your body is going to tense up. Some women seem to birth happily in hospital but so many do not!",
"Wait a minute. Isn't that how you get a prolapsed anus?",
"I thought it took 9 months to make a baby...",
"Photo 1: \"stick your belly out\"\n\nPhoto 2: \"suck it in\"",
"Reddit loves Asian family before and after weight loss pictures.",
"And OP should spend six months working on grammar. ",
"Six months? I am also will love just doing nothing but work out everyday. Without worrying making money and such.",
"Can you do that on the Reddit Is Fun app?",
"My wife birthed two kids with nothing but gas.",
"That’s why i don’t workout, so I don’t have kids. ",
"I thought they changed that policy in '15.",
"It's better to go to the hospital imo; a fuckton of women have already died in child birth. ",
"As they say no pain no prolapsed anus",
"I got the reference and wanted to thank you for bringing up that memory. Uncle Iroh was a badass and truly deserved his nickname after that prison stint. ",
"Because she cut her hair. ",
"As they say no prolapsed anus no pain",
"Yeah... And there's also the difference of having no emergency equipment and personnel at home. ",
"About what? Buying art?",
"Added a nice vase too ",
"Is it just me, or did they all get shorter (or the furniture/art get taller)? Their elbows don’t quite line up to the same height. I get that it’s a slightly different camera height, but that’s still a fair difference.",
"Post any transformation pic\n\nTop post of r/pics",
"Seriously, what happened to the tusk?",
"This has to rank up there as some of the most retarded shit i have ever read on this website.",
"Did it stink?",
"I mean we don't just go to the hospital for painkillers... The point is that in case something goes wrong you have a bunch of highly skilled medical professionals a couple minutes away.",
"Nope, you can still see her tummy. The other woman is holding it.",
"Is baby a result?",
"I want to know the workout plan the guys used to get so cut in just 6 months. ",
"Reddit is literally built of off of linking to other websites. It’s literally the antithesis of OC ",
"*Their",
"Girl please just go to the hospital. It is only 2 days. You will be alright. So many births get complicated DESPITE being close to emergency equipment and personnel. I work with neonates. I see this daily. The thought of a home birth really frightens me ",
"My wife didn't use any painkillers or gas whatsoever.\nShe felt the contractions, but as long as either her mum or I were putting strong pressure on a spot on her spine, she didn't get tooooo much pain. ",
"Or a giant dump. ",
"Pokémon usually get bigger when they evolve.",
"You are free to go and live amongst the slugs if you wish.",
"Which woman?",
"No. I mean, that's an elephant in the room, too. Just not the one I was thinking. You know what? Forget I said anything. I'll show myself out.",
"So they did working out and ended up with a baby. ",
"Love that he's yawning in the first pic haha",
"Baby, you're pear shaped. ",
"Son is just pushin gut out. Dad is only one who lost weight.",
"[Best advise I can give](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGjtDpN65wk&t=2m29s)",
"How?",
"Happy cake day!",
"Dont forget always look miserable in the first photo...thats the rules",
"You can clearly see the sons jawline change",
"Got himself sent to prison then broke out with his bare hands. Solid workout plan",
"I thought that at first too but then I looked at her chin in each pic. ",
"I'm sure diet also played a role in their transformation ",
"What the fuck he got a six pack in like 3 days and the grandpa got one too. ",
"You can see the top of the cabinet in the second photo, I think it's just a much higher angle.",
"looks the same. not pulling his weight\n",
"Dragon of the West!! Fuck yea.",
"You are correct. Read the research every one else. Home birth is as safe as Hospital birth for mother and baby, and has a hugely lower incidence of interventions.",
"Asians shouldn't be allowed to take weight loss pics. Feels like cheating...",
"A second birth is also frequently easier regardless. ",
"FUCK YASSSSS",
"Each picture is taken 10 days after each other. ",
"Tortoises create a symbiotic relationship with small birds who clean their shells for them. They will carry on with these relationships for years. One day they lure the birds to clean under their shell, rising up on one side. Once the little bird is underneath the tortoise comes crashing down on top of the bird, killing it.",
"Repost from one below - wtf is up with that TheApendes?",
"they still look the same\n *pun intended",
"Most likely bulked for 12 months than shredded for the 6 months that they documented. ",
"That man had muscle memory that was not of this Earth.",
"She didn't lose it she just transferred it to her mother.",
"Yeah that's more than 6 months.",
"This is awful advice. Please stop.\nThere is nothing \"freaky\" about a clean hospital with the proper emergency equipment and staff to support a mother with unexpected complications.",
"Symbiotic til it's symbi-not-ic ",
"The new haircuts are nice too!",
"Nono they worked out in chineese year so its like 15 minutes.",
"The literature is pretty clear that planned homebirth for your second is safer than hospital birth.",
"I've been bulking for 31 years. ",
"Where are you getting 3 days from?",
"No joke, I cam here to say how much younger and healthier he looks ",
"Each picture is 10 days.",
"So they should feel bad because they're wealthy?\n\n",
"Doctors hate him",
"Not to criticize the progress by everyone here, but it seems the son's only progress was not sticking out his belly and not bloating himself full of potatoes, pasta and bread and 5 liters of water. In the other thread with the shirtless picture of him and his dad, you can see he's very clearly already in shape. Good on him for including the whole family, though. ",
"I feel like this whole thing is one big advertisement... Even the other picture with just the dad and son",
"There is a very good study published a few years ago very clearly showing planned homebirth had better outcomes than hospital birth and is as safe as in birthing homes. I used to work in paediatrics too and it is very easy to get a skewed view of all the bad stuff that can happen. I wish I had researched more and feared less and not birthed in hospital for my first. ",
" Tortoise is looking good though.",
"Seems like even his hair got way healthier!!",
"STEROIDS\nNO OTHER POSSIBLE EXPLANATION",
"Hey why are all these Chinese getting fit. Should I be worried? ",
"That's true. It was very clear to me that environment and me feeling relaxed had a huge amount to do with it. I am talking going from excruciating pain needing an epidural to a peaceful birth I really enjoyed and would do again. Only pain relief was relaxing music and a warm bath.",
"Haircuts too",
"If you think Gallowboob is reposting you dont know how this site works. Whole site is built upon link sharing.\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/wiki/reddiquette\n\nAlso calling people liers to further support your bullshit, you are a nice human being.",
"‘plorapsed’",
"It's better than the baby at least. He has gained so much weight between pictures it's embarrassing.",
"I'm not sure I can afford to look 20 years younger... People might think strange things of my husband.",
"And none of this would be possible without the Fight Milk. ",
"I live in China right now, and the growing importance on fitness - and the emphasis the government is putting on it - is quite amazing. The boards surrounding the building sites have a lot of slogans on them. Some I'm seeing a lot at the moment are saying things like \"Keeping your body fit and healthy keeps the country fit and healthy\" or \"Fit body, that's the Chinese dream\". Really is becoming a huge part of the culture here.",
"Anyone know what their workout was?",
"I think one of them cheated",
"Source ?",
"That's the only sensible thing I can think of. The before pics aren't beer bellies, they're bulk bellies",
"I know right, all we have to do is go to the gym for 6 hours a week of intense training and watch our diets. You'd think anyone could do that!",
"Not often I read something that makes me lol quite like that has. 😀",
"Ha I know right, and I am getting downvoted for sounding crazy. Just read the research people. I wish this was more widely known. My first has ongoing health issues from the unnecessary interventions birthing in hospital. Never again.",
"On the Instagram post they show 10 day increments and within 20 days the son had pecs and abs.\n\nIt's so hard to believe it seems fake.\nBut, when I choose to believe it's inspirational.",
"I suppose it doesn't help that my name is poopsypooppoop. Although I was telling a personal story, there is actually plenty of research backing up what I said. ",
"If I'm not mistaking it's a key factor in most workout plans. \n\nThus the phrase \"diet and exercise\"",
"\"Wow, I didn't know spending time on exercise would make you lose weight!\"",
"I've never heard of that before. What does putting pressure on the spine do?",
"It would help your argument if you provided said research. ",
"They were already in really good shape, There's photos of them every 10 days and the guy went from beer belly to 6 pack abs in like a month.",
"Hu's!!!",
"That's not even... nevermind",
"The research found better outcomes for planned homebirth than hospital birth. Also America has a shocking infant mortality rate (mainly hospital births). Denmark has very low rates of maternal and infant mortality (mainly home births). Other factors in there sure. But it is simply wrong to assume you are less likely to die or have issues if you birth in hospital. ",
"That policy isn't in effect anymore btw.",
"Time to harvest, man.",
"You also don't look pregnant on day 1. Nice math though.",
"Oh god i really cant be fucked. It should be easy to look up. Just google it. I doubt he/she really cares so why make that effort? Large study done in the UK 2 or 3 years ago. Up to you to educate yourself if you are interested not me to prove myself to \"win\" an argument I couldn't care less about.",
"Sweet chilli ",
"they used the weight they lost to make a baby..?",
"He does cross post but almost never repost.",
"Which one had the baby? ",
"Not sure! We were giving her back massages.. and she asked for it in a particular spot, and she was screaming if we didn't do it.. But was grimacing and bearing it, if we did.\nIt was lower back, so i'm guessing that maybe it was the section of the spine, where the abdomen nerves entered? \n\nSo maybe reducing the nerve signalling or something? \nNo idea apart from that.",
"Quite a bit more than 8 pounds",
"The son could get it ",
"damn. the father looks way younger O_o",
"\"Doctors hate him!\"",
"Oh wow, sounds really interesting. ",
"Anybody else find the woman's belly abnormally shaped and disproportionate to her legs on the top photo second to left?\n\nEdit: oh wait she done pooed out a baby.",
"I think I’ll keep cultivating mass",
"They're pushing their stomach out in the before pics. They're probably not all that big.",
"Even his hands lost their rheumatic deformity...",
"when i stick my stomach out and then suck it back in it does the same to me... wheres my karma bullshit?\n",
"Anyone found their routine?",
"Hair is actually positively affected by taking care of your health.",
"The younger 2 seen dodgy....that fat doesn't look right.",
"So much muscle mass that some of it split off and formed another human through mitosis.",
"Happy Cake Day!!",
"Happy Cake Day!!!",
"I mean he clearly blerfed and his nerfbergle resulted. ",
"The dad looks like an all together different person ",
"how?",
"I’ve had the same exact result , but in reverse! ",
"\"They became jogging\" \n\nIdk why that's so hilarious ",
"http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/jmwh.12172/abstract\n\nhttps://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2742137/\n\nhttps://mobile.nytimes.com/2014/12/04/world/british-regulator-urges-home-births-over-hospitals-for-uncomplicated-pregnancies.html?referer=\n\nFine there are some randomly selected of many. The last is just an article. I couldn't find the really good study I referred to before having my second.",
"r/notKenM",
"C'mon man, she's not *that* fat",
"Hu's baby, was it?",
"Black may not crack, but Cho doesn't grow. Grandpas lookin 50.",
"r/dadjokes",
"Hu's mungus what?",
"Why not both?",
"Its like he's a younger, slimmer ^^^^^completely ^^^^^different person.",
"Baby had the best transformation. Went from literally nothing to huge. ",
"He went Benjamin Button on us",
"The story said that he was an alcoholic before this so he probably became much much healthier",
"Uhh I don’t think that’s what they meant.",
"Don’t give up! You can do it too! If this story inspires you then go and get the success you desire.",
"But which one gave birth",
"Who was the pregnant one? Can't tell",
"I don't think so, try going to his profile then open in browser and there will be more options. ",
"Grandpa got so fit he changed into another person and the other dude got so fit he took 4 out of the 5 shirts he was wearing in the first picture off - incredible",
"This is the stupidest comment I have ever read. Firstly, Denmark is not \"mostly home births\". Based on some googling I've just done, it's less than 2% home births. Secondly, pretty much everywhere in the developed world has lower birth mortality rates than the US, and people mostly give birth in hospital and are fine. Thirdly, the ridiculously high US birth mortality is nothing to do with where people give birth. It's to do with crap prenatal care, and also slightly to do with the demographics of people who give birth (older, more likely to be overweight or have other illnesses). ",
"Looks like they literally spent 6 months doing nothing but working out",
"No. You did?",
"Just like the last episode of Top Gear with May and Hammond.",
"I laughed too much at this ",
"You're trying a little too hard to get a post on /r/JesusChristReddit and your comment doesn't fit the context of the discussion. ",
"The son actually put weight on so that he could help his dad lose weight. \nHis dad felt self conscious in the gym so the son put weight on to make him feel more comfortable.\nI think the son was already in good shape ",
"Holy moly the grandfather looks 20 years younger ",
"\"Anything you can do ~~I~~ Asians can do better\"",
"But seriously. I’ve stared at this for 5 min and I’m pretty sure it’s a different guy.",
"Very doubtful, not to mention that anything remotely similar to this would be diet not exercise. ",
"So the lady in the red jumper wasn't fat just pregnant?",
"Another reason not to work out, you’ll end up with a baby",
"Anyone going to talk about the elephant\nin the room? ",
"2nd from left cheated.",
"I think that's the grandmother. It looks like the woman behind her is her daughter and she looks like the one that was pregnant.",
"Thank You! ",
"I'm on a perma-bulk, I'll start shredding once I'm 6ft under. ",
"Reddit doesn't exist for original content. ",
"That's...obviously the father...",
"And they bought a blue vase",
"Dragon of the west?",
"Wow, this is really inspiration child who change the all family shape. ",
"the vase turned into a baby?",
"He actually said \"source\", not \"sauce\".",
"Literally was posted only a few hours ago on this very subreddit.",
"I am one with the jog. The jog is me.",
"One of them cheated. Sneaky Chinese folk.",
"Well the 2 women were pregnant easy to lose that weight when the baby popped out...",
"soo..a month? I'll be damned",
"wait so the second woman wasn't pregnant the first one was?",
"\"That toddler's ass is bigger than mine\"",
"Does anyone actually think this is real?",
"Maximize your gains with maximized mass.",
"Impressive! Unfortunately the daughter's ass disappeared.",
"This can't be real, can it?\n\nAlso, what happened to their watches?",
"So the guy in the back got 30 years younger?",
"Amazing how much your face changes",
"YOU'RE WHEEZING AND EATING",
"Its one of my favorite shows. And one of my favorite characters. He makes me so happy. ",
"Gramps looks great but he definitely got some work done. His hands and face are less wrinkly than before, etc.",
"His hair even grew back damn.",
"That’s numberwang",
"I think they replaced him. How can you lose 30 years?",
"It ain’t cultivating if you never use it my man.",
"They bulked the previous 12 months. Then Stick belly out. Then cut 6 months. Then suck belly in and flex ",
"Can’t wait to look like a sperm cell!",
"Woah there, he’s only a baby!",
"....... Are you stupid?",
"Teach me your ways",
"I didn't know working out could lead to immaculate conception ",
"Fuck yea.\n\nedit: word",
"But where are the other 3 babies?",
"I’d really love to know what their core/ab workout was. Ya know, for a friend. ",
"Men aren't able to lose fat any faster (max conversion rate is actually a little lower). Men are just better able to gain and keep muscle mass.\n\nMen may be more likely to sit right above a transition zone where minor weight loss looks dramatic as it reveals muscles that were already there leading men's transformations to look faster. ",
"How did the son get so damn cut in 6 months. I’m about to hit 6 months of workout out and eating healthy and my transformation is not that large. ",
"Yea. You didn’t?",
"I'm tracking you...how did they get around that shit? There's too many people in this photo to be a Chinese family right?\n\nEdit: grandma, daughter in law, son, grandpa. Derp.",
"Not even the same people different noses and hair lines and you can't just magically erase wrinkles in 6 months.",
"damn. she worked out so hard she made another small person appear.",
"Hammies are downvoting you.",
"Why does it matter that they're Chinese? Couldn't just say \"Family spend 6 months working out\"?",
"How to get such gains? Go vegan?",
"Hyperbolic time chamber. ",
"That's genetics, not dedication.",
"Uh only one of them was pregnant, the young one, second from the left. It's just her mom holding the baby in the second picture. ",
"To be fair, the mom was already in shape, and then she just pushed out a baby.\n",
"Now we have to figure out which one was Prego.",
"The grandmother can't hold her daughter's baby? ",
"Damn rofl",
"I've seen the other set of the photos. It's the same people. ",
"It’s truly remarkable what can happen in just 6 months. Thanks for sharing this :) I’m even more motivated than ever to drop 180 lbs this year. ",
"I think he opened his mouth in the \"before\" photo to make it look worse. Still, pretty damn impressive! Didn't know Chinese people could *be* fat ^^^joking!",
"They're from China...",
"Why must people believe this nonsense? 6 months for a COMPLETE transformation? HA. If it were that easy everyone would be fit. ",
"I am become jogging, the destroyer of pounds.",
"i was thinking the same thing why at alll does their race matter\n",
"So? What difference does that make?",
"Advanced Kegels. ",
"Such a beautiful family. The best of luck to you all. :)",
"Huh? They basically just lost some fat.",
"Interestingly working a 9-5 job still leaves time in the day to exercise. At least 1 hour of exercise per day with a very very strict diet can work wonders.",
"Weightloss is 90% diet. Poeple overeat all the time and then blame anyhting they can, gender, age, genetics, stress, the list goes on.",
"For real though: what happened to that vase?",
"You see her progress more through her face profile!",
"Yeah but how's his pai sho game?",
"Did they say what their diet was?",
"The girl in the brown dress is definitely pregnant.",
"*Rusev Day",
"self-pity will get you nowhere.",
"Feel like the lady on left may have been cheating abit....",
"Ripped Van Winkle",
"Only one out of four received their child :( ",
"Their lost weight became a sentient being!",
"We need to talk about the elephant in the room",
"The first in long journey of disappointments. :(",
"Huh so that's how babies are made. You just have to work out",
"HE’S DETECTIVE JARN KIMBLE\n\nHE’S A COP YOU IDIOT!",
"I know! He lost so much weight his entire facial structure changed! Wait...",
"Working out or delivering babies? Seems like they were all pregnant.",
"It's amazing what you can accomplish in just a few months. I started out at 222 pounds about 4 months ago, and I clocked in at 191 today. I'm only 5 foot 10 in, so I still have a ways to go, but when I look in the mirror I can definitely see the 30 lbs that used to be there. All I did was download MyFitnessPal and cut my calories to 1500 calories per day. I'm not sure at what point it happens, but one day you wake up and you look in the mirror and you smile because you realize that all that hard work is actually paying off. Don't try to lose 30 lb, try to lose 2 lbs. Then so it again next week. And again. And again. You never really notice those 2 lb, but somewhere along the line you will see the transformation.",
"so who was pregnant with the baby.",
"At least during the first weeks the baby looses weight. So right after being born it is more effective than you are (most likely). :P",
"Hard to believe that grandpa is the same guy. Even his hair and skin drastically improved.",
"That’s no toddler, that’s David Spade ",
"What's with the awkward posture, though? Arms hanging out in front of their bodies....",
"That kind of change could have been achieved with exercise alone if they already had traditional Chinese diets containing a non-zero amount of greens. I'd estimate 10 pounds of fat lost each, which would be a deficit of about 200 Calories per day.",
"Gramps is back to his 30s.",
"Don't you just hate when you work out and suddenly a baby plops out?",
"Imagine working out so hard, you get a baby",
"One more reason to be lazy.",
"The best part about that was how he was also the most powerful fire bender on the show. Him solving a problem without using fire bending or words was amazing to see. I loved avatar so much when I was little.",
"Can we not forget working out isn't going to do shit if you have 2700+ calories a day",
"The young guy is pushing his gut out, someone with a belly that big has a LOT more fat on there neck/arms",
"Lol I thought both women were pregnant in the first pic. ",
"Happy Cake Day.",
"This is fat-shaming. \nOP is literally worse then Hitler! ",
"**Did anyone else notice the elephant losing its tusk?**\n\nIvory is really popular in China.",
"That's not a nice name to call a woman!",
"I'll never understand Asian asses. Even the dude has a bigger bum than the woman",
"Ya, it's a nice, feel good, story, but they're really pushing it out in the *before* photo. Gramps with the yawn and turtle neck to accentuate the turkey neck, etc etc.\n\nStill, gives me motivation!",
"All of them committing to that is amazing for that new mama who needed that support! Awesome family goals! ❤️👌 ",
"Theirs*",
"i wanted to say it was fake, but then i looked at the neckfat, well done chine family!",
"They became jogging.",
"That is pretty epic",
"Father kills it with the yawning.",
"Seriously, thats Mark Hamill level transformation.",
"Wonder why they all had big bellies though. Must be genetics.",
"Watching this episode RIGHT NOW ",
"Men burn fat and build muscle quicker in general agreed, but women store fat in better places than men.\n\nA woman at 20% body fat looks like a swimwear model. A man at 20% body fat has a beer gut and is approaching dad bod.",
"35 no way lol. More like 100 to 60.",
"Second time I see these people. Now I'm convinced this is some kind of propaganda. Does it have something to do with the rating system they're going to implement soon? Looks like a \"this is a good example of better citizens because they're healthy\". Actually, if it's just to get people healthy, is that really a bad thing? ",
"That's how my rents explained pregnancy ",
"Even the elephant lost weight\n",
"*Their\n\nIT. IS. THEIR!!!",
"What the hell this is just a different picture from the gallowboob post that was front page just a few hours ago. ",
"The lady wasnt working out she just born a child",
"I wanna be like that granpa",
"Who cares? She put a lot less overall effort in than the rest did.",
"I’m trying out this new hobby. It’s called “jogging,” or maybe it’s pronounced “yogging.” Apparently, you just run for an extended period of time.",
"",
"Every day:\n\n100 push ups\n\n100 sit ups\n\n100 squats\n\n10 km run\n\nNo A/C",
"Congratulations... I’ve already seen you on the front page...",
"What the fuck he got a six pack in like 3 days and the grandpa got one too.",
"That's great to hear!",
"Was the gas nitrous oxide? My mother says she huffed more of that than she was supposed to while birthing me.",
"Link please?",
"Wait, you can't pop out the baby to lose weight! That's cheating!",
"There are even better ways. I lost 160 lbs since my divorce",
"What if you’re less than 20 years old?",
"I've noticed this as well. I see people work out a lot and still gain weight because they're just constantly eating (and no it's not muscle mass). It's really simple math. More calories go in than are burned off. You'd be surprised how little working out actually burns off calories compared to just eating much better. ",
"I cant beleivethe older man is the same person.\n\nThe older man looks like he has arthritic hands but later not.",
"Always best to have people motivating you on. Cons of the single life.\n\n*sobs*",
"i'm like 95% sure this is a \"ten years later\" picture thats flipped upside down, with another kid in there to distract us\n\ni mean maybe not too, but wtf",
"That's pretty inspiring tbh",
"And there are still people that say working out won't lead to weight loss. ",
"They bought a flower pot, what's the big deal ?",
"Those necklines. Gives me hope. ",
"Yeah but guys do have it easier. So whats wrong?",
"Well that's not fair. The second lady cheated.",
"Not if the \"daughter\" is really the \"daughter-in-law\"...",
"Exactly.\n\nI say fake.",
"tobasco\n",
"ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ",
"Ramses is the number one. ",
"It's in the blue vase.",
"What happened to the other baby though?",
"You could just call them a “Family”. Novel concept I know..",
"[From the comment below](http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/03/family-spends-6-months-working-together-fitspo-ever-need-7199350/).",
"No what? Sorry, not my first language and I can’t figure it out. ",
"Tabasco*, also known as Vaguely Spicy Vinegar.",
"Good.",
"Clearly they bought a new phone tooo",
"Hey, for an annual fee of fifty bucks, a (print you a membership card) fee of fifty *more* bucks, and only 30 additional bucks a month, I too can get in shape!",
"https://i.imgur.com/FDyUX0T.jpg",
"This is really fucking impressive",
"That's about how old he is. ",
"but where did his baby go?",
"Still a noticeable difference though. Just look at the fat around his neck.",
"Don’t blame others because you aren’t able to reach your own goals. ",
"Is that even the same grandpa or did he hire someone to take his place",
"Now this is something I can get behind! ",
"They should have changed the picture of the elephant in the background to a shredded gorilla.",
"Isn't this a repost? From today?",
"This is a load of dung. They are all different heights. Grad pa is now taller than son. FAKE",
"6 months seems short...",
"Asian people and their discipline",
"America needs giant signs everywhere saying \"sugar kills\" \"stop earing morethan a handful of food at every meal\" xno fat isnt normal or beautiful\"\n\n\nInstead we have many groups literally telling people to be fat. I am seriously convinced its all the medical indistry.",
"Lol I love the way he talks to babies.",
"I feel like that's just the entire world though...",
"Was this shit on 9gag? The reposter nolifers are literally falling all over themselves posting this shit over and over again\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7oedz6/father_and_son_decides_to_get_in_shape_together/?utm_content=comments&utm_medium=hot&utm_source=reddit&utm_name=frontpage",
"So happy family",
"Testosterone is one hell of a hormone. ",
"Eff yo spammy links. ",
"The gray area. I'm okay with that. If I haven't seen it I'll upvote. I still hate his beautiful karma whoring face tho",
"And the skin on his face lost its rheumy patchiness...",
"The young woman didn’t really work out she just gave birth lol ",
"You get 98% of the results with just diet. \n\nSince people hateto exercise morethan they hateto eatless its better to just say \"eat much much less and just watch tv\"",
"Awe, they bought a vase ",
"Pops also gained a neck.",
"Mom is cheating",
"A/C = Air conditioner ",
"It still holds up today and there's a sequel series (The Legend of Korra) if you want some more!",
"Whoa they got a kid",
"> No A/C\n\nOkay, I'm out...",
"Work out and you can get a baby? :P",
"grandpa young again",
"The baby gained weight tho",
"Why the need to include the word Chinese in the title? ",
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"BREAKING NEWS TONIGHT: Body Parts are Healthier by Taking Care of One's Health\n\nMore at 11",
"source?",
"He could've at least credited me.",
"Trimmed hair, trim bodies.",
"My tongue.",
"Actually more like 30 or so when you account for all the fluid and other \"disposables\" off the birthing. ",
"I wouldn't know, I'm not Asian so my parents have nigh a fuck left to spare, unless I move back in with them. ",
"Pretty sure it's a reference to an anime",
"I think they are pushing out their stomachs in the first pic. Still an amazing transformation though. ",
"I believe it was yeezy who said that. Or Tupac. Maybe even Abraham lincoln",
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"Love the yawning grandpa.",
"No. Gotta be a lie.\n\nThe fathers elbow is at the wrong height in the second picture even accounting for theslightly higherphoto position vas judged by the table top). His crippled arthritic hands are gone\n\nThe father died from the workouts and was replaced with the older brother is my guess.",
"Steroids are a hell of a drug",
"Which one was pregnant",
"In context I was expecting Andy Sixx",
"Haha, gallowboob",
"Oh yeah well... I got nuffin. ",
"Yeah the lifestyle is quite healthy here, starkly contrasting my lifestyle in the UK. Meals are simply eaten earlier and as a result I eat dinner now around 5pm instead of around 7pm. Then I almost always go out for a walk after dinner or to play badminton or go to the gym. It's like a Chinese staple to go out for a walk in the evening. Plus, whilst I don't like it it certainly is motivating, people are very very vocal about your weight here. It's really common for someone you've not seen for a few weeks to just say \"wow you got fat!\" or for a stranger to ask how much you weigh. I wouldn't say it's made me feel 'shamed' but certainly more aware that I need to lose weight.\n\nThe only problem is that here I have more disposable income and the American-style restaurants here are better than in the UK, so burgers become very tempting!",
"The grandmother isn't pregnant and people didn't murder their children because of the one-child policy, unless you count abortion.",
"no ... not in china you can't ",
"Air conditioning.\n\nGuess it helped losing water weight?",
"It‘s a reference to One Punch Man. And please don‘t try this workout guys.",
"To be fair mate what did you want?\n\nIt's a different thread, he hasn't stolen any karma and theres nothing to say he didn't make the joke independently",
"Damn everyone is pregnant",
"Look at how big that gut is. Look at the dads gut and face and the kids gut and face. The dad lost weight. The son just did a few more sit ups.",
"Maybe you should read something about the policy first? They didn't send death squads to your home if you had a second child: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One-child_policy",
"When I started doing /r/keto to lose weight, besides actually losing weight, one of the comments i most consistently received was how much better my hair and skin looked.",
"Building muscle sure, but being skinny has little to do with that. Its just calories eaten vs calories burnt. Eat less than you burn then youll burn fat tp make up the difference. Eating 500 under your daily requirements is 1 pound/week and healthy loss. \n\nHaving more muscle (guys) just means you daily maintance is higher. So a 6 foot 185 10% fat man whos active might eat 2500 where as a 5'3 120 women who doesnt work out might only need 1500. A lot of women try to eat equal portions to men and thats why they gain wieght while their boyfriends/ coworkers/ male friends dont. \n\nThat women eating 2500/day would gain almost 2 pounds a week until she wieghed nearly 200 pounds at 5'3\n\nAlso what is easier? Not eating the extra food in the first place, or laboring away in the gym to burn it off and buuld muscle? ",
"People don't realize, for some reason",
"It's a reference to the anime One Punch Man. The joke is that this incredibly powerful guy talks a lot about his intense training regimen and when he finally reveals it it turns out to be pretty average.",
"No, Taiwan Numbah wan. China numba... 12. ",
"Grandma lost all her weight, then got handed the daughter's weight, just in a different form factor.",
"Wow amazing!!!",
"Can confirm. I watched an episode of \"The Last Man on Earth\" where a chick gave birth while sleeping and didn't even realize it. ",
"Maybe he went to a rheumatologist ",
"And make sure you eat three meals a day. Only banana in the morning is fine.",
"I'm not buying it. Nope. ",
"Is it weird that I read that in the voice of Rafiki?",
"The young woman lost a bump and gained a baby!",
"6 miles every day?! Yeah, that is sure to make you lose weight...",
"Never said they did but I was under the impression that the fines levied we're substantial enough to discourage multiple children.",
"They bought a plant too",
"The grandfather's at the very least is definitely a beer belly. I don't know how easy it is to get rid of one if you stop drinking.",
"That's just a kid in a green shirt.",
"Something seems fishy with gramps on the right",
"Oh dude that makes so much sense. Grandma, daughter in law, son, grandpa. ",
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"M E T A\n\nE\n\nT\n\nA",
"And they still haven't hanged that elephant on the wall. Sounds like my neighbor's house, it's been 6 years and they still haven't hung up a mirror (been leaning next to their front door) onto their wall. ",
"Yeaaa I don’t see the fucking baby with any muscles or toned abs (unless he is adopted and not part of the familly)",
"She lost her butt",
"Holy fucking shit dude.",
"I think I'm noticing it more because it's honestly been so visibly sudden in its growth. When I first came here in 2014 I would go from empty gym to empty gym because my last one just went out of business, and the whole city had 1 swimming pool. Now gyms are appearing everywhere - in malls, in apartment complexes, in office blocks, each busier than the last, each more innovative in its membership and payment schemes making it more and more simple to go to one.\n\nBut yeah, you're right, generally speaking the whole world is kind of on a fitness drive atm.",
"I love to take a good napoop.",
"I have no vagina and babies don't weigh 10kg, so no that's not the explanation. ",
"I sort of did that (running 10km basically every day for two years) and fucked up my knees. Running on asphalt, in a city, is not a good idea as a long time hobby...",
"One of them is pregnant. I don't get it. Nice manipulation",
"That doesn’t strike you as the father? ",
"A strict diet and 45 minutes to an hour of exercise a day can yield you the same results if you train smart.",
"can't unsee the second picture's silhouette of the grandpa's butt.",
"Same with my wife, she reacts badly to morphine so that wasn't an option, she didn't want an epidural, so gas was the only option available. And she suffered a lot so it's not just because she didn't need more pain relief, she was just brave. ",
"No its not. Its like the wage gap... Men just put in more effort. ",
"Great dedication from the whole family, I really need to have this much motivation",
"They cut some weight but they took the original photo to look a lot heavier than they really are.",
"I think gramps at the back also got shorter too.",
"It's hard to get yourself motivated and stay motivated the whole time, but to stay motivated and focused for a whole family is even harder. Kudos. ",
"I know, I was exaggerating, but there were some exemptions and well-off people could afford to pay those fines.\n\nAnd yeah, discourage is the right word. They even went as far as to encourage women to get sterilised or IUDs inserted.",
"More like 20lbs or so. There is the amniotic fluid, placenta, the uterus shrinks back fairly quickly, blood, and fluid loss. ",
"Interesting how they were able to make a baby from all that fat.",
"People used to tell people they were fat in the usa.\n\nAnd people openly discussed the desire to get thin.\n\nTop shows made jokes about its.\n\nFriends running joke for 10 seasons was that Monica used to be fat.\n\nSomeone is purposefully trying to destroy the USA. I am not kidding.\n\n\nAnyway burgers arent a problem unless you load them with sauce or have too many calories. Its the pasta, suagrsnd other carbs that not only make you fat but gice you insuline related artery disease.\n\n\nWhat is the climat ein China? In so many places in the USA its eithervery hot or very cold and harder to getoutside.",
"I went through this thought process: I wonder where the baby's dad is... it's not really nice that they didn't include him in the photo... oh wait, maybe that is the baby's dad... she's not his sister, she's his wife!",
"I've been doing 45 minute ab routines every other day for over months and while I can do planks for crazy long now, I barely have abs. What am I doing wrong?",
"Does the baby in pic one count as weight loss in pic two?hmm 🤔",
"Napoop: Nature's diet pill",
"That's not how the jog works!",
"I think the first one might be grandma and its actual fat. The second one got the child.\n\nThe point is there's only one child ",
"No. You did?",
"His skin looks 200% better along with the weight loss. I sometimes forget that part.",
"Chick was pergnant ",
"I know the son looks fine, but the dad....",
"Damn those gains! They gained a bebe",
"The one in the front was just pregnant, not fat.",
"I thought he was famous for never reposting and having huge karma?",
"Americans just need some personal responsibility. Once you are an adult, you shouldn't need someone to tell you to stay in shape. Kids do need better options though, they have sugar advertised to them constantly.",
"Are you Ron Burgundy!",
"One of them budded. ",
"The title implies they worked out for 4380 hours at a time. It was just a joke about that.",
"Maintaining that kind of figure after children is hard as hell dude.\n\nGranted, Chinese people, biologically, tend to be naturally slimmer by default. You ever see an obese, or even fat, Chinese woman? I could count the ones I've seen on 2 hands. So maybe you're right, to an extent.\n\nWho knows.",
"Eating too much",
"Forgot to mention his fingertips are actually syringes full of morphine. Best. Birth Defect. Ever. ",
"do you even lift bro? Murph is pretty close to this workout and hundreds of thousands crossfiters do it at least once per year (mostly memorial day and around the Games)\n\n1 mile Run\n100 Pull-ups\n200 Push-ups\n300 Air squats\n1 mile Run\n\nBody Armor optional...",
"1 baby, 1 miscarriage, and 2 slimmed men. ",
"[Push it to the limit.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueRzA9GUj9c)",
"Your not burning fat doing ab exercises \n\nYour just building muscle underneath the fat, you need to some fat burning exercises \n\nGood news is when you remove the fat you prob have some nice muscle to show off ",
"Sauce nazis must die",
"Ignoring gallowboob has to be the most neckbeard thing ever. What a weird thing to get angry about. ",
"A pregnant chinese woman?\nI've never seen one!",
"Having a kid doesn’t count as working out and losing weight",
"I'm 5'9\"",
"Asian don't raisin ",
"It looks they got shorter too.",
"Yeah it is strange that people are trying so hard to make being exceptionally overweight ok and even encouraged. You know to each their own, and don't bully a kid because s/he's fat. But let's not pretend it isn't a health concern. I'm a fat guy, there is no hiding from it, but I'd rather be told I should work on it than be told I'm perfectly ok and the science saying otherwise is biased. I'm only going to resent it when I get to 45 and my knees need replaced along with a couple of heart valves. Otherwise the climate here is very variable. I used to live in the north and being outside was almost unbearable in every season - 40 degrees c in the summer and then like minus 10 in the winter. But now I live in the south and in the summer yes it's horrendously hot and humid, but at least in spring/autumn/winter I can play outside or comfortably go for a walk.",
"I am at a BMI barely above underweight. If anything I might need to eat more.",
"https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/7oikmy/cat_give_dog_five_minute_to_describe_the_missed/",
"The white lotus welcomes you",
"Naboo your napoop destination. In a galaxy, far far away. ",
"Damn, daddy. And I don't mean the younger one ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).",
"I also do other exercises, mostly rock climbing. Maybe I should do some cardio, I just hate running.",
"The fact that he’s yawning during the picture is hilarious to me lol",
"Is hair a body part?",
"Same with your skin.\n\nMostly affected by getting a lot of water as it will cleanse any impurities. But that usually comes with taking care of your health. ",
"It's more the sugar lobbyists among other food giants. Corporations run our country. Make no mistake. ",
"Yeah, where is the 2nd baby? Did that 2nd woman perhaps have a miscarriage? It doesn't look just like normal fat, it looks like a baby bump.",
"BMI is not a good indicator. Abs are made in the kitchen.",
"The most interesting comments have been about the differences in attitude to health and weight in Chinese culture though. Context doesn't need to be offensive. ",
"Bulking also implies working out",
"How about swimming?",
"Person 2, it’s very misleading.",
"HyperSonic LionTamer. ",
"Grandpa lost pounds but stole some souls.",
"Who is karma whoring this family, this is the 5th post I've seen.",
"This inspired me to get back into shape. Day one of taking it seriously. 7.8km run in 53mins made me realise just how much pace I've lost. Gotta start somewhere. Wish me luck. ",
"happy rusev day!!!",
"As long as you don't break the AC rule it's perfect, that's where people always slip up",
"Not fake. There’s a link to Instagram in the thread you can see story and pictures, gramps quit being alcoholic and skin improved too.",
"More than a handful? Is that really an appropriate measurement?\n(I realize this reads a bit patronizing but it's a genuine question)",
"The dad buffed out looks like Tony Danza in Don Jon",
"Man, I'm pretty sure I've seen this 3-4 times over the last week alone.",
"> I loved avatar so much **when I was little**.\n\nಠ_ಠ\n\n",
"The younger woman must have some secret weight loss method...",
"Apparently, you do mean to be racist.",
"> people didn't murder their children because of the one-child policy, unless you count abortion\n\nCan of worms status: open",
"Why did they move the painting?",
"What is a good indicator? I am actually worried about losing weight, I've dropped a lot more than I first meant to when I started working out.",
"Sounds high. Source?",
"Ya got the same cake day as me",
"it's too late. I know full well that sugar is bad for you but I'm still going way over the recommended daily intake most days. Here I am drinking soda right now.",
"But chicken taste more delicious. ",
"I now feel old because I find both Grandpa and Daddy sexy. And Mom. Sorry, Grandma. \n\nAwesome work put in!",
"I'm trying to stifle a yawn looking at the top half. Funny how that works.",
"Can anyone explain why so many women want to give birth without painkillers? It seems almost idiotic, like getting surgery without anesthetic for the lolz. ",
"yep they obviously had above average muscle on them before before. it's pretty much impossible to pack that amount of muscle and lose fat at the same time without juice. especially for an old man... I hate this kind of motivational bullshit, it sets unrealistic expectations.",
"I don't think so, the person who posted this earlier had front on pics and a link to an article.\n\nThis repost is lacking.",
"What kind of workout is that even",
"I love the smell of napoop in the morning",
"Reposted from a top comment. This subs shityness never ceases to amaze me",
"Come with us now on a journey through time and space?\n",
"Yeah, now I don't understand how they're smiling in the picture.",
"Most def thot the first lady in the pic cheated and just pooped out a baby, but then I realized she was still overweight so lol ",
"*and 1 had a baby\n",
"The cask of wine she drank every night while she was pregnant made the nitrous a non-factor. ",
"You mean not *losing* his weight? ",
"So, the second wimmin had a miscarriage or what?",
"If you are eating dinner at 5 pm presumably after commuting from work the what arenormal business work hours in china?",
"I read somewhere that the childbirth position we typically take is wrong, and it should be facing down instead. Could have been that?",
"Don't you think you have enough karma? ;D",
"Gotta drink a lot of water to help that part along.",
"why didn't she want an epidural?\n",
"I choked on my tea damn you ",
"Lools like the above picture was taken in winter and the one below was taken in summer",
"This is what I've been told in the past. When I'm not sleep deprived I'll get to a source to confirm or deny that.",
"Back to you, [Ollie.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Nvm_rq2fMg)",
"Sounds like she should have just had an epidural. ",
"Having two kids",
"Looks like a combination of makup, expression, hairstyle and better diet.\n\nWith better diet I'm not only talking about eating less, but eating sufficient of what you need. You can get fat but still miss some vitamins or other important stuff, which may have a negtive impact on your looks.\n\nWhen just looking it over it appears to be fake, but when comparing details it appears to be the same person.",
"There will never be enough upvotes for you. ",
">Yeah it is strange that people are trying so hard to make being exceptionally overweight ok and even encouraged.\n\nYeah I don't think being overweight was every encouraged by anyone other than fringe groups. You still don't see overweight models, for example.\n\nIt's just that being fat has become more and more common and as a result, more \"normal\". If anything girls are subtly encouraged to be underweight from supermodels.\n\nI think half of it also has to do with western societies becoming more politicized and people reading more \"news\" (notice the quotes) and ignoring nonpartisan things such as health.",
"Dont eat any.\n\nEat only sugar free foods.\n\nDrink diet sodas .\n\nNo matrerwhat the sugar industrysayssugarfreeis always better than sugar. Its the insulin spikes and glucose spikes a d then insulin resistance coming from constant small sugar inputs for 24 hours a day that harm you. (this is also whyyou need at least 10 hours a day between some meals to prevent insulin resistance and diabetes)\n\n2000 caloroes of pure fat is far far better than 2000 calories from sugar.\n\nYou cant cut out most sugar. Sugar is addicitive like heroin. You must cut it all out to begin withdrawals and in 4 days you wont missit. The first two days will be tough though. Thats when you realize you have been addicited and didnt know it. Try it. Youll see.",
"Looks like someone didn't work out on THEIR spelling. ",
"https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OawrlVoQqSs",
"r/nocontext....",
"yeah !! i had seen this before like it..\n",
"BS. Impossible to make that much progress in 6 months. ",
"That's inspiring ",
"Can’t outrun your fork",
"Granddad is inspirational",
"I'm no expert but you should measure body fat proportion. Washboard abs are a sign of low body fat.",
"Pregnant one cheated.",
"Pregnant one cheated.",
"That looks so fake.",
"Ain't no joke. Dude is built as fuck for an older guy. His son got ripped too. More motivation for me. I'm on my way. Been working out for about 8 months with a few injuries. Still progressing.",
"I came here to say exactly this!",
"When you compare his details (like ears), then you'll see that it's actually the same person.",
"Your Title Is Really Fucked, just my opinion",
"you're wasting a hell of a lot of time doing ab routines, it has almost nothing to do with having \"abs\".\n\nYou should spend less time planking and more time reading. ",
"Not doing 7 Minute Abs",
"Heh, not if it makes you hungry and you pig out after every run",
"You’re not wrong. But as far as I know, most people don’t do Murph every single day as a work out. That part is not the best idea. ",
"GAINZ??? Step aside junior.",
"Pinch the fat on your belly. Is the layer thicker than 1/2 inch? You have too much fat covering your abs. It's not rocket science. ",
"Caution! Working out gives you a baby!",
"See this is why I don't work out. Spontaneous babies...",
"The article specifically mentioned he had a drinking problem. ",
"Just wanted to\n\n(•_•) \n\n( •_•)>⌐■-■ \n\n(⌐■_■)\n\nweigh in",
"ONEPAAAAAWNNCH!",
"His expression in the top picture made him look way older. He also appeared to be malnourished in the top picture, which has a bad impact on both his skin and hair. Add some professional makeup at the bottom picture and you'll have someone that looks way younger.",
"And this is now a thing",
"So which one of the ladies had the baby?",
"The title implies they spent the last 6 months focusing on their fitness. No joke was implied...\n\nThis comment implies that they worked out for six months straight though. And that's just silly.",
"sugar != heroin. It’s not good for you, but exaggerating like that will undermine your argument. ",
"Maybe drown them?",
"So she turned her fat into a baby\n\nThat's cool",
"More like 20....fluid weight.\n",
"Imma give my mom... 3 months? Before she blows up my inbox with this. *See??!? You could do it, too!!!1!*",
"The fact that this was only over 6 months and that I've gone up a belt size in the last month has convinced me to actually join a gym! ",
"Their ",
"like 6 months STRAIGHT? Damn, they transformed!",
"I’m late to the party so sorry if it’s been said: In the top photo they are all wearing baggy clothing, have poor posture, and the guy on the right is yawning (giving the appearance of a double chin). In the bottom, their posture has improved, clothing is better fitting, and the two women are wearing black tops (slimming color). Take from that what you may. ",
"That's super cool \n\nI want to do this with my future family lol ",
"Grandpa? Who's that? They only call him daddy now.",
"> America needs giant signs everywhere saying \"sugar kills\" \"stop earing morethan a handful of food at every meal\"\n\n\"Being a big fat piece of shit is bad for the country\"",
"You can't have abs and pecs within 10 days. UNLESS you already had abs and pecs and lost the superficial fat. That means, an untrained cannot get abs and pecs in 10 days. Hypetrophic muscles take time and dedication, not with a 10 days plan.",
"You must be blind if you can't see a facial change there lol",
"In 6 months they posed 60 pounds, in 6 months I gained 40. ",
" No way thats 6 months",
"Careful—apparently if you work out too hard, you’ll have a baby!",
"Notice he has more hair in the second pic ",
"Have you calculated your total daily energy expenditure or TDEE? Once you know how many calories you need to maintain it's alot easier to diet correctly. If your almost underweight you probably need to bulk. Eating at a deficit while trying to gain muscle mass is hard and slow. You'll have to double check but I'm pretty sure eating 10 to 15 percent more than your TDEE and lifting weights will help you a'lot. Try MyFitnessPal to track how many calories your eating and what your macros are.",
"I think the sister cheated a bit",
"Their*",
"Grampsformation?",
"\"Real\" burgers aren't *that* unhealthy for you - 85/15 or 80/20 beef is bad for you, but it's also high in protein, B vitamins, and iron (same as with leaner cuts, of course) and the high fat content will go a long way to creating a feeling of satiety. Bread is bread and bread is bad for you, but one bun on one burger isn't going to break the bank.\n\nFast food is where things get nasty. The buns are crammed full of sugar and portion sizes are generally rather small - combine that with the sugar and you don't feel satisfied after just one burger, which makes a single less than optimal food choice turn into a big problem. Fries (which your body treats the same as ice cream, basically) make the problem even worse.",
"With all that weight loss they made a baby out of it.",
"https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/artificial-sweeteners-sugar-free-but-at-what-cost-201207165030\n\nIf you're worried about the health risks from drinking normal soda I don't know why you would just switch to diet soda instead of not drinking it at all",
"Boys imagine themselves as the sperm in their pre-zygote state and girls imagine themselves as the eggs. Just something interesting I’ve noticed.",
"Even the elephant has lost weight.",
"That's what it actually looks like. I don't know why I went dark with it. Might be because I didn't see the elephant at first.",
"The elephant's not hiding: he's right there in plain sight in both photos, on the right hand side, behind the people.",
"It's almost like eating right and staying active might have additional health benefits. ",
"You don't need to exercise more, you just need to eat less. Visible abs are a function of lack of body fat, not necessarily muscle (after you reach a threshold base amount of muscle, which you've probably passed).",
"Please tell me your workout regime",
"Depends how hard you work at it. Alcohol, beer and mixed drinks especially, usually has a lot of calories. So cutting out high calorie alcohol on top of regular diet and exercise will make you burn fat a lot easier than if you keep drinking. ",
"Communism is underrated. ",
"I’m going to assume they still love it. Avatar isn’t something one quits loving as one gets older. You don’t grow out of it, so I assume they must still love it. ",
"> What is the climat ein China? In so many places in the USA its eithervery hot or very cold and harder to getoutside.\n\nThat's bullshit. I mean, *right now* I can believe it with the ridiculously cold weather hitting many parts of the states, but in general... yeah, calling bullshit on it, especially since people that live in northern states are likely to have clothing and equipment to make walking through the snow or walking on a cold day not particularly problematic.\n\nTelling yourself it's too hot or too cold is very frequently just you making excuses not to go out and get some exercise.",
"-Underrated comment! ;]\n\n*edit*, not anymore..",
"Working out gives you babies?!?!",
"So you're telling me all that fat was a baby?",
"All Asians looks alike to you right",
"Fucking his son's wife now too probably",
"Certainly. It's just fringe groups thankfully. Although they receive more airtime or column inches than maybe should, but of course you can thank people loving controversy and outrage for that - which is linked with what you've said about people being constantly bombarded with \"news\" and somehow basic health becoming a political issue.",
"chinese *American",
"Definitely swim if that's available to you. It's good cardio, easy on joints (you don't want a busted knee while climbing) and exercises core muscles. \n\nI guess cycling would be a second choice. Mostly because it's a lot more fun than running. ",
"I dont drink much soda.\n\nBut when i do its diet.\n\nFrom personal experience i know if i reach for a diet cherry cola it will stop me from wanting something with sugar and at a no calorie cost. Its also an alternative to coffee. Water is boring althojgh the water flavor drops squeezer s are good when i rememberthem.\n\n",
"Why is no one talking about their wardrobe change? Arguably a bigger deal. ",
"I wake up every morning and take a giant shit. Then I get out of bed.",
"They need to do a air bender where they follow iron in his prime. He just frying homies with his thunderbolt then roast them with his fire blast. ",
"It's a reference to One Punch Man. ",
"So, who was pregnant?",
"Yeah, or at least set up. I don't know much about weight gain but it doesn't all situate itself around the damn midriff like the pictures does it? Looks almost like they were athletes to begin with that purposely drank too much coke while eating too much damn food before going on an assisted diet with a trainer. ",
"Lucky genetics. Clearly.",
"Why is that good? Chinese population too low?\n\nI don't see any problem with encouraging people to have less children in a country that has too many. ",
"Hell no! I’m 18 months postpartum and I still have a small gut. I had no problem maintaining a somewhat slender figure my whole life, but pregnancy wrecked that.\n\nFrom what I’ve seen some women are blessed by genetics and lose the baby weight easily, but I’m not going to assume that and will give this lady props for looking good after popping a baby out.",
"asian",
"Wow the (now) grandfather looks 20 years younger!",
"Exercise only makes your muscles stronger and a bit bigger. If you want to get that shredded look you need to drop your body fat %. I think abs start showing at around 12-13%. You don't just need to cut food because if you aren't getting enough protein your muscles will suffer. If you don't get enough carbs you will feel exhausted and depleted all the time (unless you get into a keto diet, whole different story). You need a whole different eating plan. I would also suggest that you check some youtube channels such as picturefit and jeff nipard. They can help you understand how stuff works (I literally binged through picturefit the first time I found it). Goodluck.",
"I find your lack of faith, lacking.",
"Im curious about that aswell :(",
"Normally it is the rich people in China that are fat. Makes more sense than the US where the rich are thinner and the poor are fatter.",
"They regress and pop out of existence ",
"Good to see they finally got rid of that pesky fat baby. ",
"I don't doubt for a second that doing this has added no less than 10 years to his life span.\n\nHis skin is better, his hair is better, Even his hands look better.",
"Yea hair looks a lot better if you are healthier.",
"They were probably already quite fit and then just started a mental carbohydrate and calorie cut to drop weight quickly for effect. I guarantee what they did wouldn't be recommended by any health/medical professional. ",
"No ",
"Judging by the age of the baby, that's a lot longer than 6 months",
"Depends on what you describe as \"working out.\" The pace you set in the gym or on the track or whatever should be enough to make you breathe hard and sweat a bit but it shouldn't be making you feel light-headed or something. You don't need to work out \"hard\" to get \"hard\" results.",
"It's amazing how many people are calling this a fake since they look so much better than they did before. I wonder if it's because they've never seen a physical improvement in themselves. Skin gets healthier, hair gets healthier, everything looks healthier if you go from not giving a crap to doing everything right.",
"Exaclty.\n",
"Insane isn't...at first I thought it was a joke...now I'm not sure what to believe. The transformation is just wouaw",
"Did they correct that just now or did you missread?\n\n> First, they started powerwalking and eventually, that became jogging.\n\nNot elegant but valid.",
"Grandpa found some serious anti-aging serum. Mommy skipped gluteal days entirely. ",
"My goal is to be the #4 s rank guy or whatever that has no power but everyone thinks he does cause he always looks scary as fuck",
"Made a baby with all the burnt-off fat, damn!",
"Eh, the camera angle is different and the furniture will look taller if they’re farther away from it too. ",
"Sugar is as addictive as heroine.\n\nIt causes more deaths than heroine.\n\n\nYou think its an exageration because you dont know the facts. Look it up. It will surprise you.\n\nIts not an exaggeration.\n\nAlso sugar is prepared just like cocaine.\n\nBoth heroine and sugar work on and pervert two different but primary body reward pathways. One for food and one for pain.",
"I guess you don't wanna be a hero for fun then",
"And here I am sitting in public laughing loud and everyone watching me with a cringy look in their faces.",
"Their story - his mother decided she was moving in to help her daughter in law for the first few months and his alcoholic father came too.\n\nFuck. That. Shit.\n\nI'd divorce the fucker.",
"You're doing good.\n\nDon't get complacent though, keep getting less chub. It'll be awesome at the end. ",
"I agree! I lost 60 pounds (335-278) in 5 months and I'm still going. All through diet and exercise. It's possible!",
"You're not Gallowboob. ",
"You are not *mistaken!",
"Sticking your belly out doesn’t change your facial fat. They clearly actually lost weight here. Probably just by sticking to a lifestyle change for a full 6 months ",
"You're right and that's the saving grace here. If I go to a fancy western restaurant here, the burgers will almost certainly be made with high-quality imported Australian beef. The buns are of high quality too but still a carb-y problem, and then there are the fries and mayonnaise - therein the real problems lie haha.\n\nPlus they like to go crazy with their burgers here. One restaurant near me sells the 'mile high' burger - that's one beef patty wrapped in bacon, another beef patty on top, deep fried onions and a special sauce. Another sells the 'statue of liberty' burger - that's 2 patties topped with onion rings, bacon and cheese. After one of those you'll feel disgusted with yourself for a few days! Not to mention the offers like buy one get one free on any burger etc.\n\nSo yeah, I try to limit myself to special occasions...",
"Most of the comments are directed at the photo contents but I'd like to point out a few things about Chinese culture and why this idea of getting everyone to exercise in order to get in shape is one that has been tried quite a few times in the past with tepid results. \n\nMao Tze Tung was a big fitness fan having spent part of his early life as a guerrilla warrior. He enjoyed showing off for the cameras doing things like swimming in icy rivers and exhorting others to get in shape. \n\nThe big problem with this in China is that folks tend to be fairly shy about both showing off but also exerting themselves in public for more or less the same reasons. Chinese culture is quite reserved. In the Mandarin dialect, for instance, it's different to be excessively vulgar precisely because it's a language for and by the government. Usually salty language is reserved for local tongues where it can get nice and spicy. Working up a sweat in front of others, breathing hard and generally being at the edge of one's wits with exertion while others are watching is something people avoid like the plague. \n\nMao Tze Tung had little success getting Mainland Chinese enthusiastic about exercise but his nemesis in Taiwan Chiang Kai Chek also faced the same issue. Parks in Taiwan almost always feature pull-up and dip bars but you very rarely see adults using them. I make great use of this as a foreigner and use them every chance I get but rare is the time I have to wait in line. \n\nThere is another side to this as well. A strong healthy physique is sexy and being healthy is also synonymous with being sexy. Sex is a tricky topic for government officials in China. If you encourage people to get sexy you had better expect them to be gettin' on with the fuckin' as well. A strong sex drive is part of being healthy. This is where it gets tricky though because virile, strong people also don't tend to put up so easily with being told what to do. A bit of testosterone can make a man question another man's authority. \n\nIndeed, this was at the heart of the issue of the Falun Gong movement. It was basically just a fitness craze but the government got very freaked out about how the members got a bit cocky as their strength developed. The result was a huge over-reaction where many people ended up getting hurt over what started off as an exercise program. ",
"Ya it might better to say it's like cigarettes. At least the soda and other shit, apples and other fruit and veggies obviously don't have enough sugar for you to become addicted to them.its the soda and cookies and shit that becomes the problem.",
"i like how everyones anterior pelvic tilt suddenly disappeared. ",
"Locus... something seems wrong here.",
"Risk of complications, have to spend longer in hospital after etc. ",
"You get a baby free from the gym?? Family offer ?",
"I find your misquoting of famous movie lines disturbing.",
"One of them cheated.",
"\"any point of your life\" is the problematic part of your otherwise possibly true statement. ",
"Oh boy ",
"Planks work the core pretty well but doing them for too long yields no benefits and actually creates negative effects. Similarly to doing too many sit ups you end up in pain around the lower half of your spine. There's a ton of different ways to work out the abdominal muscles but it could just be your intensity level when you're working out? HIIT based exercises have been proven to work a lot better than your average workout simply because you're not fucking around, you take it seriously and give 100%. Do some research on it and different types of stomach exercises to perform to activate different muscle areas; obliques, lower, mid, and upper abdominals, adonis belt, etc. But make sure the workout is hard and challenging, if you're struggling 10-15 minutes in and you're feeling the burn already that's when you know you're pushing and improving yourself. I like to add ankle weights and do flutter kicks and leg raises, as well as freeweight standing crunches, and variations of planks and ankle touches when lying on my back. High repetitions at a fast rate will get you sweating and tired, aim for that, aim for more because you're worth more than you think.",
"Yep, The eating part was nice for sure but I either need to get back in shape or remove the mirror in my bathroom",
"Corrected. Damn auto correct. ",
"That's fucking unbelievable.",
"Bro it’s quite possible the joke was thought of twice ",
"So, whose child is it?",
"Hu Jin-Ping's on first. ",
"A plump baby is a healthy baby.",
"Haha well I mean the government are being very vocal about it and reminding people to live a healthy lifestyle, but the substance of this fitness kick is of course in the private sector building usable spaces and opening gyms. There isn't really much else the government here could do though, maybe they have the authority to ban certain brands if a crises ever emerged, but I'm not sure if even that is possible. There is a Starbucks opening every 15 hours in China atm and over 4000 chains of KFC, try stopping that train.",
"Asians don't age, they just get fatter.",
"Yu vs the chinese family she told you not to worry about",
"Even though he's a twat, he posts plenty of good stuff. Just pretend it's not him. ",
"There is also literature that vaccines cause people to turn into Dustin Hoffman in Rain Man without the numbers bit. Doesn't make it verifiable or true.\n\nYou had a good and positive experience and that's fantastic, but you shouldn't become religiously attached to it. You could say \"I did X and Y and found that Y worked for me. I vouch for it.\" And leave it at that.",
"The key is negative reenforcement. ",
"Now he looks like a slightly older brother of this other guy OwO",
"Me too. But just the top half.",
"That elephant down there didn't lose shit",
"4 pregnant people only yielding one baby. That one child policy is brutal.",
"?",
"I dunno man ive seen some pretty fat babies. ",
"you're a nutter mate",
"I only wish I could have those abs in just 6 months",
"Just because you don't use painkillers doesn't mean it wasn't painful. My birth was very painful but I still didn't use any pain medication. Luckily it only took about four hours though cause otherwise I would not have made it. Of course, by the time I couldn't stand the pain anymore she was already coming! ",
"I find your faith in lack, faithful.",
"their*",
"Happy Cake Day!",
"And more complimentary clothes",
"He kind of has a point though, \"OC\" usually means you made it yourself. \n\nSo while GB doesn't technically post OC, he posts stuff I've never seen before which is good enough for me. ",
"Yea I’m not sure about this ",
"My guess is the second from the left had the baby and the first from the left lost 35 lbs",
"It’s a reference to an anime called One Punch Man, it’s not their real routine. ",
"There are a tonne of reasons to be exempt. For example if you work in agriculture and your first child is a daughter in some provinces. If you're an ethnic minority you are unrestricted. It varied by province. ",
"Grandad's on ice. ",
"This could be us lol /u/Jessicat18",
"How is this unrealistic expectations when it literally shows you it can and has been done? ",
"> theres nothing to say he didn't make the joke independently\n\nExcept that exact same thread posted in this exact same subreddit 6 hours prior with the exact same top level comment as /u/J4CKR4BB1tSL1MS.\n\nBut hey, probably made it up on his own.",
"Which one of them was pregnant tho?",
"The data is skewed. If you have a risky pregnancy (pre-eclampsia, gestational diabetes, premature labour, large baby, and about a hundred other risk factors) you won't be cleared for a home birth. So to start with, only low risk, healthy pregnancies are likely to be home births. All the high risk pregnancies that take place in hospital are going to affect the statistical outcome, even though the hospital is able to save many babies that would have died otherwise. Also, when a home birth goes wrong, and ambulance is called, which transfers it to a hospital delivery. So any negative outcomes of home births end up counting against hospital births.\n\nHome birth can be lovely if you're perfectly healthy, your baby is healthy, and no complications occur during birth. Any other situation, and your chances of a good outcome are better in hospital. ",
"Yes",
"Wow",
"Ab exercises don't make you have a six-pack. Losing fat does.",
"Just pop hubby in cryostasis for a few years.",
"That would imply that you were fit.",
"> One of my childhood friend's mother did natural births with no pain precautions. \n\nYeah... real reliable source there. \n\nYes, there is variation, but it's all relative. Even the \"easiest\" birth is brutal, just some are especially brutal. ",
"He's a graphic art designer with limited seniority for a medium sized new age advertising company. ",
"Is this the same family as that other picture?",
"I've heard 80/20...",
"Grandma not putting the time in. ",
"I think you cheated too. 🤥",
"\"stop earing morethan a handful of food at every meal\"\n\nWhat? \n\nEdit: And sugar also doesn't kill, you need sugar pretty desperately. And fat is normal.... and beauty is subjective. If you don't eat unsaturated fat you're doing something wrong. Or if you meant ''fat'' as in a person is obese, I understand your point on that one and I agree that fatshaming to a certain extent can be beneficial. ",
"They shrunk too. ",
"Yeah, I called uncle at about 30 hours in and got the epidural. \n\nIt's not just the pain, it's the utter exhaustion, and it's not like you can just sleep through labour. ",
"Spoiler: it is actually the older woman who was pregnant.",
"You’d be surprised how much of a difference just one month can take if you have a strict diet and a rigorous workout planned. It’s completely possible, you just need to be mega dedicated to it",
"Redirected that ~~lightning~~ fat into G A I N Z ",
"And addressing the elephant in the room:\n\"what happened to the tusk?\"",
"Women give birth all the time without pain medication just fine. Our bodies are designed to do so. Is it painful? Yes, of course - extremely so. But there are risks to epidurals, including paralysis. Small risks sure but still risks. Many of us also don't take pain medication while pregnant, on the off chance that it may harm the baby. Would seem kinda of weird to go 9 months without pain relief and blow it on the last day.",
"Note the qualifier \"for uncomplicated pregnancies\". The pregnancies most likely to have good outcomes whether at home or in hospital. If any complications arise, are they more likely to live in a hospital or at home? ",
"Oh shit that one woman worked out so hard she made a baby!",
"I AM the liquor, Randy",
"4 pregnancies and only 1 baby? :(",
"Typical Chinese people: literally worked out for 6 months without stopping",
"HGH is a helluva drug ",
"It's likely healthier to eat two burgers than eat one burger and the side of fries, to be honest. At least you'll be full for like an entire day after eating two burgers (or you can just toss one in the fridge, which is what I usually do with restaurants that do BOGO offers or otherwise throw a trainload of food at you.)",
"A good example of how BMI is utterly useless for judging your weight is to put it against Arnold Schwarzenegger - Having just run that on his stats (188cm and 113kg) he is considered to have a BMI of 31.9 which is obese. [Something that doesn't quite match up](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BxksTl3IgAAGbp3.jpg)",
"Older lady wasn't pregnant, just second one. That's the older lady's grandchild",
"Plot twist: these are two different families and none of us in the west will notice ",
"To be fair one was pregnant ",
"They probably could if they wanted to. ",
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"Less painful then the following 18-25 years.",
"You excited for summer break? Or you just gonna stay on Reddit like the friendless aspy teen you are?",
"Born as a little girl, you somehow had.. lesser chances to stay alive.. Is that something you want to encourage?\n",
"Yeah, You didn't?",
"First woman was fat, second woman was pregnant. ",
"She took suffering over staying in the hospital a bit longer?\n\nEach to their own I suppose. ",
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"Sounds like a neat [Gate Control Theory] (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gate_control_theory) method that worked particularly well with her.",
"You can be fat and malnourished at the same time. This is probably why his skin and hair looks so bad in the first picture and a lot better in the second. Add to it a bit of make up and he'll look completly different.\n\nIn addition to that his posture and expression in the first picture looked a lot worse.",
"I mean being able to gain and retain muscle mass is a huge factor in losing weight too, it’s not just that it looks better once the weight is gone. Even if you don’t want to be bulky, toning up is going to help you burn fat faster than if you didn’t have them muscles. And men naturally have more lean muscle mass than women ",
"I live in the UK under the NHS and our data didn't show better outcomes for homebirths; for woman who have already successfully had a child, they were about on par. And for nulliparous women, outcomes were worse. \n\nI don't know what country you're in, but in the US unfortunately outcomes for homebirths are considerably worse, probably because it's a fringe thing. ",
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"Muscle mass and Body fat %, not BMI. It's worth getting professionally measured if you're serious about results ",
"All of those types of studies assume the drinker replaces the soda sugar with some other food with sugar. Thats why they are meaningless. Only idiots do that.\n\nYou ll notice they find no actual health risks from the sweetners though they try to impmy them with metabolic syndrome. Type w diabetis comes from sugar consumption.\n\nYou do know many scientists were found to be secretly receiving money from the sugar industry for the past decadesright? All those studies are nonsense.\n\nLesrn the fscts.\n\nSugar kills with arterial damage and scarring from glucose spikes and later insulin ressitance.\n\nAvoid all sugsr...evne in most bresds and buns.\n\nEat meats, fats, veggietables. The evidence is overwhelming. Ignore cholesterol. That was always a false associstion with poor health. You need cholesterol.\n\n\nAnd speaki g from expericne their starement about sweefenrs making you crave seweeter foods is exaclty backward. Once you stop eating sugar you begin to taste the lower levels of sweetness in everything else that seemed bland before including vegetables.\n\n\n",
"At least you got yourself a husband. I don't think I can find one...already I've got friends saying my future husband would be a cradle robber -.- I dnt look That young..i hope",
"This is actually really impressive and satisfying to look at. ",
"Why? Sounds like she managed it well without and was happy with that. The epidural is a fantastic invention, but it comes with risks, to mom and baby. Small risks, but if you are capable of going without and want to do so, I don't see the issue. ",
"I just guessed the two in the middle were a couple",
"Their. ",
"Took me way to long to figure out which one had the baby.",
"Of course not, that's awful. \n\nIf there's some way to persuade people to have less children without inviting infanticide though, it might be helpful. ",
"I loved using MyFitnessPal. About 2 years ago, I weighed 260lbs. I now weigh around 160lbs. I stopped using it after a year and a half because I had hit a plateau on my weight and logging in became more about getting a long login streak than it was for losing weight, so I deleted the app. It didn't help that the amount of food that I would have to eat for it to say that I was eating healthy was actually more than what I should have been eating which is I think the reason for the plateau. It is great for starting to lose weight, but I'm not so sure about the long term usage. ",
"That baby looks ripped",
"45 minute ab routine? My boy that must be a boring routine",
"Doesn’t even look like the same person.",
"But if everyone around you constantly tells you that it is ok, you stop questioning it already in your youth.",
"Hype ebonics rhyme chamber",
"the face might also be in reference to the fact that avatar is fucking 15 years old now..",
"t h e i r",
"Doctors are jealous and basically ur a fucking loser",
"Six month difference is still pretty impressive ",
"thats not a baby, its an adipose.",
"Nooooo. Seeing as the goal is between 3-5ish cups of fruits and veggies per day depending who you ask, you'd need more than a handful at each meal just for those alone. I switched to plantbased diet and lost 80lb while eating giant meals out of family sized serving bowls.",
"They gained a human.",
"Does a penis count?",
"Visible abs is mostly about having a very low body fat percentage. You can do no exercise at all and your abs will still show if your fat percentage is low enough.\n\nYou can do as much exercise you can humanly manage and your abs still won't be visible if there's even a reasonable and healthy amount of body fat on top.",
"They even birthed a child",
"Whoosh",
"That's what I assumed people are thinking but it seems kind of hysterical. There's a risk to doing everything in life but that doesn't mean we avoid it if it's statistically bullshit - driving cars, eating almost anything, stepping out of the house, etc...\n\nWhat's the serious extra percentage risk of giving birth with an epidural or painkillers or whatever else the doctor (who knows what they're talking about) says is fine?\n\nIt seems ridiculous. Someone who has nfi what they're talking about overruling the doctor and inserting their own risk analysis based on some article they read in a women's magazine. ",
"Couldn’t let it go huh?",
"Oldboy finally seems more realistic. ",
"The animated series is amazing. I just wish they had made a movie out of it. Too bad they never did.",
"They got a new vase in 6 months, interesting...",
"that's awesome",
"Not really. Planks and side planks are the boring part, ab rollers and leg lifts are pretty fun. Crunches and v sits just kinda suck. I do it at the end of a rock climbing session, which is very fun but probably not the best kind of workout.",
"*there",
"You mean the \"here results\"?",
"Amasian ",
"How? ",
"Happy happy happy cake cake cake day day day 123",
"6 months looks a bit optimistic to me",
"--",
"Sounds very stupid as this is obviously not a white family.",
"not fair, mom just had to pop out a baby to lose that tummy",
"I agree /u/prudx",
"What are the statistics on the risks?\n\n(serious question, I don't know). I always just assumed doctors wouldn't hand them out if they weren't safe. ",
"What if in the first picture, they were just wearing extra layers of clothes and maybe some stuffing",
"> Your not burning fat doing ab exercises\n\nOf course you do. You burn fat doing any exercise.",
"Conservation of mass dude",
"“I dont mean to be racist”...\nAutomatic red flag lol",
"So the rest of them lost their babies? That's so sad. ",
"> You don't need to exercise more, you just need to eat less.\n\nAnd what if he exercises more, thus burning more calories?",
"Nobody mention the elephant in the room.",
"Bit of a squeeze but I suppose so",
"Yeah but your country is so totally and utterly fucked by capitalism that the fast food corps would never allow that ",
"I think they are posing to make themselves look worse. The fathers mouth is open to create a double chin. The men’s beer belly’s appear stuffed and they are thrusting them out. \n",
"So they all gathered their fat and created a human with it? Very impressive.",
"I'm working on one of those right now. ",
"Doesn't change the fact that this post is bullshit.",
"Eat only a literal handful of nutrient dense food at every meal.\n\nAnd leave at least 10 hours between dinner and breakfast.\n\nEdit: i cant imagine why this simple truth is being downvoted. Its indicative of the problem.",
"I mean, aesthetically speaking, it just grew a bit, but I'm sure it's technically healthier too.",
"Family spends 6 months working out. Here are the results. ",
"Far right pulled an Elon Musk.",
"They're not wrong. This family didn't just take two pictures, they fully documented their transformation. The photo above is real, but people don't want to believe it. Some, almost certainly, because of what it says about themselves.",
"Very true. Strapped to the bed with monitors, and the mother on her back is the worst position. It just makes it easier for Drs. Best if Mum is able to get up and move around. Leaning forward on over a ball is the best position for actual delivery, gravity is helping and they don't have to push up around the tailbone. Doesn't change much for delivery, the Dr/Midwife needs to flex and protect the head and peri in reverse. No big deal, just takes a bit of practice. If there is a problem (shoulder dystocia) easy to flip over and manage things differently if need be.",
"Hence the baby in the 2nd picture",
"To first master the jog, you must find balance between the walk and the sprint",
"There is the cultural difference right there. \"You shouldn't need to be told \" that is, you are an individual in the US vs \" you just are told \"that is, collectively everyone is told in China.",
"\"With my Daddy\"\n\nI'm gonna go wash the dirt out of my mind.",
"Which one was pregnant tho?",
"Plot twist: he had the baby",
"Impressive!",
"Because it is not real lol.",
"That's a pretty interesting observation. I imagine it's because of obvious reasons.",
"Working out produces babies?! I never knew.",
"Tough love",
"Yeah, first thing I noticed was how different the grandfather's head looks",
"TBH my motto is no pain, no pain.",
"More like he gained 20 yrs more of life.",
"Right? I’m 34 and I just watched it all again in the fall. Hell, I was in my mid 20s when it aired!",
"Even the cabinet cleaned up ",
"Guy in navy at the bottom must have had some sort of surgery done to his jaw to get that definition. Their body transformation is incredible, but the skin/fat below the jaw in the first picture is caused by a low-hyoid bone (rather than a fatty 'double chin'), which has no correlation with weight. I've seen plenty of ripped thin guys with poor jaw definition due to the position of the hyoid. ",
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"\"B-b-b-b-but lo-losing weight is h-h-haaaaard!\"",
"So wait a woman gives birth to an 8 pound baby and 22 pounds of extra *stuff* just kind of sloughs out with it?\n\nRight, I'm never going to do that now.",
"We should fear China ",
"Around her sacroiliac joints? thats a popular spot. Not everyone likes it, but it really helps many women, particularly if the baby is in an OP position. OP is when the baby is facing up instead of down, occiput posterior. Not a good position because as we know, OP never delivers, (im groaning at my own bad joke). ",
"I have been working out for years, and do not look nearly as in shape as these people, I'm getting they had a serious diet change as well",
"http://americanpregnancy.org/pregnancy-health/eating-for-two/\n\nIf you are a normal starting weight, you should gain 25-35 lbs. \n\nCopied from the website..\nHere is an approximate breakdown of your weight gain:\n\nBaby: 7-8 pounds\nPlacenta: 1-2 pounds\nAmniotic fluid: 2 pounds\nUterus: 2 pounds\nMaternal breast tissue: 2 pounds\nMaternal blood : 4 pounds\nFluids in maternal tissue: 4 pounds\nMaternal fat and nutrient stores: 7 pounds",
"I never lose weight eating Chinese food",
"Didn't they ever sleep? ",
"Lazy fat detected ",
"That's how you have a child?! No wonder i don't have any, I may start working out! ",
"Fake",
"that's just posture. they needed 6 months, I can do it in 1 second, just pull your stomach in.",
"My bad guys I was off. Its actually like 2-3 pounds of extra gook. Like I said no sleep.",
"Be fat!\n\nWatch reality TV!\n\nPay your tithes! ",
"They did make a movie. It sucked.",
"Well, they are now anyway.",
"It took me so long to realize the pregnant one was the second lady.",
"So why is there only one babu? ",
"GREAT DISHONOR",
"You have no idea what you're talking about. ",
"Not with that attitude...nevermind",
"It said his dad was an alcoholic, so perhaps he had muscle that was just burried underneath a big beer belly.",
"Of course its possible. There are plenty of routines that do exactly that.\n\nBut for this specific example OP posted, its more likely they had the muscle and then cut the fat during those 6 months. The really emphasize the jogging part. I feel like this is most likely part of the propaganda China is pushing right now to get everyone to exercise when I see this kind of media coverage. \n\nIn fact I am willing to bet they had a bunch of help along the way and the coverage they only showed was them doing a bunch of jogging. Not to say they didnt work hard for it, but clearly the expectations are different for the average citizen. Which is probably why they emphasize jogging over anything else these guys did. ",
"That doesn't make BMI useless, that makes Arnold an outlier. All you need is years of unflinching dedication to bodybuilding. ",
"Yep, i forgot the /s ",
"Joint pregnancy is crazy man. \n\n\"When our baby parts combine.. John Cena is born!\"",
"Of course its possible. There are plenty of routines that do exactly that.\n\nBut for this specific example OP posted, its more likely they had the muscle and then cut the fat during those 6 months. The really emphasize the jogging part. I feel like this is most likely part of the propaganda China is pushing right now to get everyone to exercise when I see this kind of media coverage. \n\nIn fact I am willing to bet they had a bunch of help along the way and the coverage they only showed was them doing a bunch of jogging. Not to say they didnt work hard for it, but clearly the expectations are different for the average citizen. Which is probably why they emphasize jogging over anything else these guys did. ",
"gramps finna slay some women at the club.",
"No they didn't don't be silly ",
"Man, Don't I know it, I've been eating well the last few months and my skin was great then Christmas happens and I've got spots popping up all over.",
"I wonder how the grandfather fared weightlifting. At 37 I have 2 or 3 permanent soft tissue injuries that prevent me from doing exercises like squats. I can only imagine the aches and pains you will have gathered over a lifetime. Kudos to him!",
"Why not all?",
"Something tells me it’s more diabetic blood circulation ",
"You click a username and click on ignore. Then you wait around and see someone repost his successful post the same day or after, and then someone mentions it was a post by gallowboob. ",
"Damn, they lost a lot of visceral fat. Good for them.",
"I believe it’s pronounced “yogging” with a soft “j” ",
"Hair loss is related to low testosterone.",
"Things go wrong all the time with epidurals. Not major things like paralysis (which still can happen), but wrong placement and wrong drugs being injected are serious risk. Leaking spinal fluid after epidurals is more common. Mums have terrible headaches for days even after blood patches and they miss out on important bonding time and establishing breastfeeding. Epidurals make it more likely to have further intervention, episiotomy, large tears, LSCS. IM medication is good in early labour, but has to be stopped if it looks like the baby will be born within the next 2 hours. The medications affect the baby, and if they come out with a good dose of pethidine onboard they will be flat and have difficulty starting to breathe. We can give narcan, but that stopped years ago because if the mother had been doing drugs, (and you never know), the baby goes into instant withdraw that that causes HUGE problems. Gas is fantastic and can be used all the way through labour, right to the end. America really needs to start using it. It's a very effective form of pain relief, and most women in Australia use it.\nEdit: clarification",
"If I have tea at 5pm, I end up having second-tea at 9 pm!",
"At his age he could have been given test boosters from a doctor which would drastically help. My pops had low t for a little. Got a shot from the doc, and lost weight doing nothing extra.",
"That younger lady sure was fat in a weird way.",
"The ''leave time between meals'' is a myth. You can eat 2500 calories in 4 hours or 18 hours it makes no difference. Neither does the amount of meals.\n\nAnd you changed eating more than a handful of food at every meal to a ''handful of nutrient dense food'' when it still doesn't really matter that much. ",
"Pepe ",
"Asian don’t raisin.",
"Shout out to all the people in their late 30s exercising themselves into teenage acne.",
"just imagine how good he feels. All my life I've be on a roller coaster of being in great shape and borderline fat. I can tell you that when you are in good shape you feel fucking great and your confidence/self esteem is top notch. \n\n\nI'm 1 week into my 2m get back into shape plan.\n\nGG chinese fam",
"Did you miss the part where he said they cut after bulking? Regardless, transformation pics can be deceptive. A lot of the fitness before and after pics are [taken on the same day.](http://top-form-fitness.com/fitness-blog/same-day-transformation-tricks/)",
"Did they also get shorter?",
"The caption is wrong tbf. The story is that the Dad was an alcoholic and the son wanted to help him change his life through exercise etc. \n\nHe actually gained 10kg odd just to be roguhly his dad's size so they could lose the weight together. ",
"How do we know they aren’t two completely different families?",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"The old dude got a new mistress and is feeling insecure",
"Looks like the girl spent 9 months ",
"Dad and son look they are pushing out their stomachs to look extra fat but in the after pic look at their faces. They lost lots of weight and really built muscle. The ladies ... well young one had a baby but kudos for getting back in good shape quickly. Gramma-we’ll she tried. ",
"We never say \"white family spends 6 months working out, here are the results\"",
"Whoosh.",
"Probably stopped eating Chinese food. That stuff is terrible for you.",
"that elephant really wants to be in the second picture",
"But that one didn’t tell me the family was Chinese for some reason.",
"6 months?? Teach me",
"turns out being fat is bad for you",
"And his watch.",
"Well obvi- ... Oh daymn, mind = blown",
"If you are dropping a lot of weight, but not improving your fat% then you are losing some of the muscle mass you've built up due to nutrition.\n\nYou'll always lose some muscle mass when dieting, but when I had visible abs, my weight was actually higher than when I started. I went from 190 to 218, then my abs started showing up when I got down to about 210ish. (6'4\" for reference)\n\nAbs are like the final boss of nutrition.\n\nDespite working out four times a week, for several years, I only managed to have shredded abs for a month or so (and even then it depended on hydration and stuff too), visible-ish abs (like shredded when I sucked in and tensed them, but in natural state just a faint outline of them), for bit longer. \n\nIt's very difficult to be ripped like that, and I personally found that unless you put in a ton of time and managed all your food intake very precisely and consistently, it was very hard. The minute you stop, they start going to a more natural state. After a certain point it just wasn't worth it for me. Easier to just tense them up and suck in a little when my girlfriend takes my shirt off :P ",
"I see it works out for them, nice",
"China is enormous. The climate varies hugely, it's basically the tropics at the south of the country and Siberia at the north.\n\nAnd if someone is trying to destroy America they're doing the same thing in Australia. We don't need a conspiracy to eat comfort food, drive everywhere and get no exercise, and watch screens all day.",
"Real Case of Benjamin Button",
"there is a shirtless pic of the 2 guys before and after and the results are super noticable ",
"They stopped eating at Chinese (American) restaurants and went back to the real thing. ",
"Where do they take that kind of energy from :o",
"There is no science behind body positivity. Absolutely none. It’s literally a bunch of bloggers that all cite each others articles. It’s literally exactly the same as climate change deniers. There is no actual science. Just ignorance, misquotes and citing people with absolutely no relevant experience or education. ",
"Wjat kind of exercise can I do in about the 30 min free time i have every morning that I can get into shape like them? ",
"\"Why don't you have a seat over there...\"",
"lol i spent way too much time looking for something that didnt belong and realized that it was actually an elephant in the room. ",
"It's not \"overruling\" the doctor. Doctors know it's just fine for women to give birth without epidurals. We aren't taking extra risks with the babies just because we don't take pain medication - in fact, it's the opposite. \n\nHere's one example for you:. I had to have eye surgery once and they gave me the choice of either general or local anaesthetic. I chose local because it had fewer risks and faster recovery. Why am I in the wrong for making a valid choice that doctors are fine with? Would most people make that choice? No, but that doesn't make it a \"wrong\" choice. ",
"Chinese isn't a race. It's a nationality. ",
"Perhaps somebody could help me out. What kind of training should I start with? I don't know much about work out programs. But if some of you knows some that I'd start with at home. I'd be a lot of help. Thanks in advance. ",
"Second from the left cheated, she just had a kid. ",
"I hope that baby is a Boy!",
"“Do you know teleportation?\nI CAN TELEPORTATION!”\n\nhttps://youtu.be/me5bSo1weFE",
"Chinese is a nationality. ",
"Why do people hate him? He reposts some, sure, but he posts like 1/4 of the content on Reddit. Seems to me he's doing a service.",
"I did a drug-free birth, too. That ish is NO JOKE. The contractions are the absolute worst part. Once the baby is out, you feel *so.much.better.* If they offered the N2O , I would have opted to take that route. ",
"...\"their\" results.",
"META.\n\nDamn teenage looking toddlers.",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Thanks, I didn’t even realise. No idea what this cake super power is though ",
"TOO. BAD. THEY. NEVER. DID.",
"But we so say \"American\" or \"British\" family .... \nChill. ",
"Source: One Punch Man\n\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7rBDKrWprU",
"That's true, I'm hungry again of course. But a couple of things: rice leaves you feeling full for longer, so the hunger at 9pm is more a twinge than anything else. The snacks in your house a healthier too, instead of a bag of crisps or a chocolate bar I'll have some dried fruit or a couple of oranges. Also the added activity seems to do something to your metabolism so you tend to feel less hungry most of the time anyway. ",
"He shows it the best, but they all look younger.",
"She got ripped.",
"No I didn’t miss it. My point was to u don’t need to bulk up for a year and cut for 6 months to get a weight change like this, and they’re clearly not faking it because you can see the difference in their facial fat, because you can’t just suck that in and flex ",
"Why does it need to be mentioned that they are Chinese?.. isn't it clear that they are? or does this add something extra i'm not familiar with.",
"Guess who was pregnant in the first picture",
"He was just dad in the before pic",
"Holy shit, those dudes are fucking ripped",
"):",
"Yo silly, you misread, the quote was “first they began power walking, and then THAT became jogging”",
"It’s really incredible the difference losing weight does for your appearance, especially your face. ",
"I decided to do the same thing and get fit. It takes a LOT longer than 6 months to look like those finished photos. I basically lived in the gym for the first 6 months. 6 days a week, super strict about my diet, counted calories and macro nutrients, got 9 hours of sleep a night, all that good stuff. Looking like that picture will take you at least a year IF you are abnormally dedicated and consistent.\n\nFor your average person with school or a job, who can only afford a 3 day full body routine, who will inevitably skip days here and there due to family or job reasons, and wants to have fun *ever* by drinking or going out to eat, getting ripped like this is a marathon not a sprint. ",
"I'm not sure, but I think the second on might have cheated a bit with the weight loss there.",
"Either they are not pictured or they miscarried but all of them look pregnant in the first photo but in the last one there's only one baby",
"Could you please tell me who the guy is in the first gif? ",
"yeah except for the baby. That mother fucker looks like four months older *at least* ",
"That's not true. If you are expecting pain, pain generally what you are going to get. How you approach things makes a huge difference. We need to stop all theses \"Its so painful\" stories. Some women see it as a badge of honour of how much they suffered, and will greatly exaggerate what happened. I've heard it time and time again.\n\nYes, there are brutal births, but \"Even the \"easiest\" birth is brutal\", is simply not true. The easiest baby I delivered the mother kept on saying \"Is that all it is?\". I offered to stand on her foot if she wished to have more pain. Many of the women who I worked with were surprised in the end, they were expecting it to be much worse. With adequate education, many women have natural birth without experiencing excruciating pain (providing the baby is in the right position). There are so many factors that go into birth.",
"It's actually two child now so I don't know what happened to the other one",
"What show? ",
"Calisthenics such as push ups, pull ups, anything that uses your body weight as resistance ",
"Worked a baby right out of the woumb. That’s the only working out at anything she did. ",
"I don't know why you're being downvoted here. It's a good question - what exactly was our evolutionary biology trying to imply when it crafted men & women into different body types & physiologies? It sounds like the process of natural selection was pretty fuckin sexist to me ",
"Their*",
"Bless you",
"That is one positive side benefit of losing weight. It does make you look a lot younger.",
"Is no one going to address the elephant in the room?",
"Um. Strangely, scarily, accurate",
"Hurry! It’s been 9 hours. Time to report this again!",
"You didn't lower your fat percentage.",
"Looks like they already had most of the general necessary joint mobility...",
"Don't be silly. The correct answer is \"NO\", a penis doesn't know how to count.",
"Why couldn't we just say family?",
"No its not\n\n*checks Google*\n\n**First episode date: 21 February 2005**\n\n^Knew ^it!",
"They just call it food.",
"Heavy compound lifts (Deadlifts, squats, bench press, pullups) build abs, not planking for 2 minutes. You will get way more bang for your buck if you spend those 45 minutes in the gym doing a bodybuilding/powerlifting routine than spending them on ab routines. Check out r/fitness for more info. ",
"Kingdom Hearts is old enough to have a learner's permit and be on the road. I realized that the other day and was like, \"Whoa...\"",
"Nanomachines, son.",
"Dat elephant is CUT",
"Good hair progress too. ",
"Gramps brought his alcoholism with him? If it was truly alcoholism, how the hell did he get him to stop drinking? I need to know for personal reasons",
"I’m pretty sure the second one was just pregnant.",
"Thatsthejoke.jpeg",
"Archer. ",
"I feel like the mom cheated a bit",
"Eat your handful comrade.",
"Keanu?",
"Not fair the girl cheated all she did was push out a baby. ",
"....iron \n\n\n.........frying \n\n\n..................roast\n\n\nAre you selling cast iron pans or something?! \n",
"There's a saying that \"Abs aren't made in the gym, they're made in the kitchen\". ",
"Plot twist: The bottom picture was taken before the top picture and they all gained weight like crazy and lost the child. ",
"You sound mad that you didn’t get it",
"I know reddit likes its gyms but I really agree with emphasising jogging and cardio for people who want to get in shape. If we look at human physiology endurance and cardio exercise agrees more with our needs as a species than weight lifting for thick gain and it's not like you don't get any muscles from cardio. Sprinters calves can be intense.\n\nThat being said, I agree that you can't selectively show an exercise routine to make a point. Just switching over to cardio and coming out looking like this takes way longer than 6 months and requires at least some complemtary upper body workout and diet adjustment. Lack of honesty like this only discourages people who try and fail to see this rapid success with the \"same\" strategy.",
"Holy shit grandpa became a 30 year old",
"Fat newborn? The pics on google are mostly of either acceptably fat babies or of babies who are old enough.",
"I hope the kids get over the gas.",
"Yeah actually I have Juvenile Rheumatoid Arthritis and I’m realllllly curious about how that man went from A to B. With Arthritis, you CAN’T undo the deformity. The damage is done. Unless you like, replace your joints. \n\nIn the A pic his fingers are held curled together the same way mine are, in a scoop-like position. His knuckles appear to be swollen. In the After the pic his fingers are spread more naturally, but facing down and further back so it’s hard to see his knuckles. (His hand generally looks bigger, doesn’t it?) Now, swelling is different than damage, and swelling can of course go down. And my type of Arthritis is not the same kind older people get. But I’m very curious about what he did in particular out of all the family.\n\nClearly they didn’t just exercise, they dieted hardcore, too. I mean, I once lost 20+ pounds in 6 months, too, but when I was only 5’2” and maybe 100-105 lbs to start, and by exercising on the elliptical machine 2 episodes of Law & Order a day, and eating only an average of 800 or fewer calories. Yes, I realize that was not good. And yes, when you start out heavier, it’s easier to lose more weight by the number. \n\nFrankly, 6 months seems almost too quick to be healthy for such a dramatic transformation. \n\n(Yeah, I was severely anorexic. Stopped looking at the scale when I hit 83. I was threatened with hospitalization and a feeding tube in my nose, but what knocked me off my game was being prescribed Seroquel, an antipsychotic with weight gain as one of its many unpleasant side effects. I was never *psychologically* cured of anorexia, just forced to gain weight, and I’m still bitter about it 15 years later. I’ve gained about 40 pounds since then. I’m a size 8 or 10 now. Back then, I *shopped in the children’s department.* Gross. I want to lose 20mpounds.I’m afraid to start a real diet and exercise routine again, because of my past and the psychological aspects. But being severely arthritic, I really need to. Ugh.)\n",
"Then maybe you're too skinny. Idk your height, weight and body fat % so its hard to say. But to have visible abs you need to have both enough abdominal muscle and low enough body fat.",
"It's very reliable if you have any understanding of how it works. ",
"It's grandma who's holding the baby....",
"No they corrected it. I quoted it verbatim two hours ago",
"I was in until the running stuff",
"How long until this becomes a meme? Paging /r/memeeconomy ",
":(",
"You could argue that. It comes from protein chains growing from your skin layers so if you’re taking care of your skin and eating well and things then when it regrows it could be healthier.",
"They changed it. I quoted it verbatim\n",
"They look like my neighbors, are you sure they’re not American?",
"Clearly they were joking ",
"The before and after pics are funny. One has a set of new hair. One girls hair is different Colors. Come on now lol",
"You deserve gold",
"Same difference. It's just a matter of calories in vs calories out. But half an hour jogging will only burn a few hundred calories. It's much easier to reduce the amount of calories you eat.",
"Why did they lost their watches?",
"I don’t think it’s possible to eat too much fruit/raw vegetables. You’ll be full well before you eat too many calories. Source: list 40 lbs the same way",
"This is absolutely crazy! Only 6 months as well?? ",
"Never mind, I thought your cake day was your birthday",
"Ketogenic or semi-keto diets I think. Also CRISPR in a few decades. Also time Turner's. Also fairy God parents. ",
"Describe \"too many\".",
"And then someone mentions having gallowboob set to be ignored. And then someone asks how, so someone answers them. By this point we are somewhere around third or fourth party, so said party then comments on how it is common practice to expect reposts later. ",
"If you consider bread as unhealthy you eat the wrong kind of bread.",
"Because it was such an original joke? ",
"If they had been Canadian, I'd still appreciate the context. That's a more fair comparison given that *Chinese is not a race.* ",
"It's young man gramps that makes me think this is fake. \n\nAlso, I believe the wide is pregnant in the original. Not really a comparison. She also has shorter hair in the second picture\n\nMy ex didn't even look like herself at all when she was pregnant. ",
"Different types of Keto diets are worth looking up. ",
"If there ever was a time for incest",
"Yeah that Vase really adds a nice touch ",
"Good fuck that guy",
"As I understand the problem with one punchman workout is the running. It will very likely damage your knees. So 2 miles is only 3,2km, which would make your regime much more easier for your knees. ",
"9/10, would lol again.",
"Replace your artificial sugar intake with natural sugars such as fruit. It will satisfy that sugar crave but it is much healthier. So when ever you want something sugary, just eat an apple or banana and you won’t crave artificial sugars. ",
"Top Gun, but only the volleyball scene",
"jesus christ we're old",
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"Same. 15 hours of back labour. Before that I had been in pre labour for 7 days - constant contractions but not enough to be called active labour. I hadn't slept more than a few hours a night in a week and was so exhausted I was just crying.",
"Because they're Chinese. ",
"IIRC It was because the kiddo population shrunk so fast that there wasn't enough young people to take care of all the old people, so they needed to get rid of it. But a lot of people still don't have more than one child because they aren't very connected and stuff. ",
"Getting in shape and losing weight are two different things, so no, you don't get the 98% of the results with just the diet.",
"I wonder if a sensu bean could heal that damage? \n\nThen again Yajirobe's pretty overweight so I guess not. But you would think that a sensu bean could restore you back from a bad bulk.",
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"Looks like they've used the Adipose pill from Doctor Who :')",
"Jacked Sloth(? I’m no good at these)",
"Im surprised they all had their picture taken and posted it in public. Too bad. We now own their souls.",
"abs are made in the kitchen, you could have great abs never having done a single ab workout if you have a low body fat percentage",
"Yeah that's a load of bullshit. \n\nYou'll be eating your words when it's your turn.",
"That grandfather turned into a grand*daddy*.",
"Lol that's the joke. We pretend it never existed because it's so bad.",
"Well dun ",
"Bootcamp in the North Korean coal mines",
"24-48 hours. \nSo every day at the same time could be ok. More time is better though.",
"Is there anything Asians can’t do better than everyone else?😂",
"Wait is there something I'm missing?",
"This reminds me of this \"before and after\" weight loss or hair replacement ads. The \"before\" photo always has the model looking disheveled, bad lighting, not groomed and not smiling. The \"after\" photo is well lit, the model got a haircut and makeup, better dressed and is smiling.",
"They got a new plant?",
"You had one shot, one opportunity, and you captured it before someone else did :D",
"Also his kindness/gentleness.\n\nHe asked the guard to not be present so she didn't get hurt. ",
"Confirmed: working out for 6 months will get you a better haircut",
"Look at the older guy at the right. He has his mouth open, with his tongue pressing down to puff out his neck and make his jaw line vanish. Try it in front of a mirror. All of this is carefully set up to make the difference appear as big as possible. ",
"Elephant on the right didn't change a bit",
"Keep in mind that most places in China are built for walking, whereas most of America is built for cars. \n\nI lived in China (first a T3 and then a T1) for four years, and walked after every meal. It was great. After coming back to the US, my choices are limited. There are no sidewalks in my area, and cars speed by at 50MPH without ever considering that a pedestrian might be strolling along. I’d need a death-wish to take a walk here. So walking has gone from an essential part of my daily digestive process to something I do when I have time to DRIVE to a safe place to hike, which is far less often. \n\nI really hate this about the US. Walking is so much healthier for both our bodies and our environment, but it’s just not encouraged by the existing sprawl and infrastructure. ",
"You shut your whore mouth. ^^^^^^*cries*",
"How dare she tell the white children what to eat.",
"Ah! That makes sense!",
"Running is something you should be doing _after_ you lose a lot of weight, _after_ you work up to it with walking and jogging for protracted periods.\n\nIt's possibly the worst thing to do _in order_ to lose weight.",
"Ugly asians look at that flat ass",
"Lol he’s yawning. Look at everyone else too. ",
"Ah yeah, seems so!",
"Well yeah, if you have the mindset of \"I want to look like them within 6 months, or else it is pointless and I will give up\" then it is hopeless for you. The point is, it IS possible, so even if you take your time with it, as long as you stick to it, you can lose wait and become healthy. \n\nNot everyone can go from obese to fit in 6 months, but everyone CAN go from obese to fit. ",
"Person who has given birth here. It's called counter pressure if anyone wants to look it up. It helps A LOT. ",
"You can check out the guy’s Instagram - he has a lot more photos there and you can definitely tell they’re the same people. The IG is xyjesse.",
"Thought this was a really obscure racist commentary but then I got it ",
"It is a nice picture. Wish we could see the whole thing.",
"Even whole wheat bread isn't especially healthy. It's full of carbs, not too much fiber to balance them out, and doesn't provide any nutrients you can't get more readily from green leafies and other veggies.",
"I bet your fun at a party",
"Look at the pregnant woman! She clearly didn’t gain a bunch of baby weight - it’s all in her belly. I knew a girl like that. She was thin as a rail with a giant baby bump coming out of her middle. She had no baby weight to lose. \n\nSame as this woman. She must’ve been 7-8 months pregnant right? That baby looks about 5 months old. She had a tum and a booty. Now she’s all flat-assed! You want *some* curves! \n\nThe men are by far the real transformations here. I would be more comfortable if they’d done it in a year. 6 months for that dramatic a change seems like they must’ve went at it unrealistically. \n\nWe could all look like Hollywood stars if we devoted hours a day to excercise and managed our diets to the very calorie and balanced fats, proteins, carbs, etc. But that’s really time consuming. Instead if we excercised at least 20 minutes a day and ate wiser, we’d at least weigh less. For muscle tone we’d need to work on that specifically. \n\nThis family didn’t just “excercise”, they worked very hard, very specifically. To a little unrealistic, the whole “results may vary” caveat applies. ",
"I have a hard time telling of Burmese decent from those of Laotian :( am I bad?",
"I guess removing a human from you is a pretty effective weight loss strategy.",
"He looks kinda like George Takei now.",
"Depends on how many meals you have, supposedly eating many small meals is a lot better than eating few large meals.\n\nNot that most of us have time for that with our restrictive work schedules. ",
"That's really interesting as I live in city with a big chinese student population and the gym I go to has a lot of chinese people I'd say a bit more than you'd expect.",
"I want to know what those guards were putting in that fucking prison food. You don't get that big without some serious nutrition.",
"How about the easiest part of your bullshit: Tom Cruise is listed at 5'7 and 150 lbs. That gives him a BMI of 23.5, right in the middle of the healthy range rather than the assertion that's he's morbidly obese. \n\nBMI works great for the majority of people. People that fall outside of the useful range are already well aware of this. It takes a lot of effort to be overweight on the BMI scale and still be a healthy body fat percentage. It takes an insane amount of work and usually steroids to get to obesity with a healthy body fat percentage. ",
"Are you sure your not just toying with us and you actually are joking?",
"Nope. Totally total myth. All the accurate research on longevity and reversing chronic diseases are with 2-3 eating periods per day. One of my past jobs actually was working to show how many of the \"8 small meals\" studies are funded by snack companies. Ugh. Also we have data on this: literally <5% of people ate snacks between meals before the 1950s according to one study, whereas now something like 90% or so eat between meals. And we certainly haven't gotten slimmer.",
"Is anyone gonna address the elephant in the room?",
"But then people won't buy government subsidized commodities. They buy exercise stuff either way, so being fat and unhappy is best for business!! ",
"It's to bad they never made a movie!",
"> First, they started powerwalking and eventually, **that** became jogging. \n\nUnless they changed it, that's perfect English.",
"The grandfather has been replaced... that just can’t be him. Impossible",
"Those dog eaters again... ",
"I'm serious about results! But only if they're sub par shitty results!! ",
"Like the new vase.",
"The father will now be played by Tony Jaa. ",
"Ignorant question... Doesn't this leave zero time for your muscles/body to rest? Isn't that bad for you? ",
"Man, I moved from the UK to Spain and I don't even get out of the office until 6pm.\n\nThat said lunch is the main meal here which I think is a superior system. \n\n",
"And your arse smelled like Paris in August of 1622, but hey.",
"Wrist watches are for suckers!",
"Go outside, exercise, breath in more of that shit-infested air for your lungs, well played CCP, population control.",
"When your post makes the frontpage and you use the wrong word in your title. ",
"Not quite like that, a lot of it is extra blood your body makes to support the fetus and such. I gained 25 lbs total, had a 7 lb kid. The next day, I was still 20 lbs up (lose like 9, water retention brings a couple back). Then, over the next week or so, intense night sweats, and then I was 10 lbs up. The rest gradually came off over the following couple of weeks. All in all, it took 9 months to put on 25 lbs and 1 month for it to come back off.\n\nDon't get me wrong, childbirth is awful, that just isn't the precise mechanism of its awfulness.",
"He WAS a respected general at one time. He was probably getting the nicer prison treatment.",
"What do you mean by shot? What should I ask my doc?",
"Alcohol",
"On a disciplined diet of dogmeat. Amazing results. I'm visiting some dog shelters for some nice plump potential diet starters later today",
"See\n\nEdit: total 100% joke",
"Do you realize the monumental level of rejection you'd face trying to display ads like that in the US? We're talking about rejection on a national level. \n\nIn all seriousness though, I understand your point. Sugar is a very serious problem around the world right now. It's an incredibly effective substance for driving sales and generating profits.\n\nEdit: my mitts => profits",
"Nah theres a video to go with this, they went hard as fuck, older dude more so than anyone else. ",
"I think they found the way ",
"What's way more important than how many and how frequent you eat is the window during the day which you eat. Most of the research I've read on time-restricted eating agrees that eating during a 9 hour window during the day is optimal, while fasting in the offtime. ",
"Yeah but that's not a sexy message. \n\n\"Learn these 100 great tips by researching exercise and diet science to lose weight and get in shape over the course of 2+ years!\"\n\nJust doesn't motivate people I've found haha. ",
"You bring great dishonor. ",
"I cycle and swim a lot. I'm horrendously fat because I eat too much.",
"And a flower vase.",
"Ohh",
"Even the elephant looks impressed. ",
"I have never even held a baby so I can only form an opinion based on what I see on TV.\n\nIt's not my fault that my standards for infant fitness are quite high but i feel they are [acheivable](https://imgur.com/a/pDrDS) if the baby is driven enough. If I'm wrong here, it's hollywood's fault really.",
"I still have no motivation to work out :c",
"I agree, though I'd argue 3 meals in the 9 hour window is superior to 8 meals in the 9 hour window.",
"Uh no, Tom cruise’s bmi is not morbidly obese, maybe mid-overweight. But not obese and certainly not morbidly obese. And yes 3% body fat is incredibly unhealthy.",
"The second one from the left kind of cheated.",
"Elephant did a pretty shit job.",
"Man that dude got way better looking with age.",
"This pic was literally in the highest rated comment on a related post yesterday. OP simply posted that pic here and boom, easy fucking karma",
"You might go bald",
"The two men both got good ass hair cuts nice",
"That’s great to hear! Yeah here in the U.S. we have people, famous people, saying to just love yourself the way you are and that you don’t have to change yourself if your fat/obese.",
"Basically steroids from a doctor. If you have low T, a doctor can give you testosterone injections.",
"\"i am the liquor\" ",
"Lol. No I just happen to type the same way I talk and when I talk a whole lot of stupid tends to come out. ",
"A quick 10km burns about 1000 calories. If you run something like that daily. It's super easy not to eat too much.",
"Hey Hey Let’s Go! 喧嘩する\n\n大切な物を protect my balls!\n\n僕が悪い so let’s jogging\n\nLet’s jogging love...\n\nLet’s jogging love...",
"I saw this elsewhere, and in the story, gramps gave up drinking. That probably has the biggest effect on how 'vital' he looks. ",
"Post timestamped torso pics, I bet you're fat. ",
"Well people in the States are already upset that companies are marketing a fitness-based lifestyle and how much better you'll feel and look when you're in shape. I can't imagine the uproar if the freakin government started spouting it as well. It'd be \"unrealistic body standards\" this and \"shaming the poor\" that. ",
"But, according to body positivity blogs like Regan Chastain, diet and exercise have nothing to do with your weight! How can this be explained?",
"You win some, you lose some",
"It almost doesn't matter what job you have, the billionaire owner of the company whose offices I work in and the maintenance staff who keep it ticking over are all in the canteen at 11:30 for lunch and 5pm for dinner then they'll just go back to work. Meal times are oddly ingrained here, if a Chinese person isn't eating lunch by 12pm then something has gone wrong. Kinda in a Spanish way the whole place shuts down for lunch, and if you're in any kind of educational setting then nap-time is highly encouraged then too before afternoon classes start. It's one of my favourite aspects here, as unreasonable as employers can sometimes be here there is never that \"wow it was so manic today that I didn't even get lunch\" moment when you arrive home which I often heard from my mum and dad growing up.\n\nBut yeah, I'm definitely starting to appreciate that lunch being the main meal of the day is a good way of doing things.",
"Holy shit Grandpa just got 20 years younger.",
"Bro, I been working out for 6 months and now my hair grew back and I look 14.",
"When I go out for a restaurant burger I want to go hard or go home. No goofing around. ",
"I feel like the sister cheated",
"Grandpa definitely using the Silver Fang workout.",
"*Nothing* but gas? So she wasn't pregnant at all, just really really bloated? And TWICE, no less!\n\nAaaaaaawkward. ",
"Btw how controlled is China? Isnt it still a communist state?",
"This is an impressively opportunistic repost.",
"That's a nice addition to the home, I hope I can someday have a blue vase",
"Any particular recommendations?",
"Non-native speaker here...would you mind explaining the difference between the pronounciations? I'm reading both as the \"yo\" in \"your\".\n\nFor science. Language science.",
"Are you overweight? Running is not bad for your knees if normal human does it with proper shoes and technique.",
"Someone moved the painting!",
"He could be the husband of the woman. I think she had a baby. Please receive a formal introduction before you make an assumption.",
"NApoop? OOOH I got this One! P1?",
"What was their diet / exercise routine? Did they work out like 8 hrs a day?",
"That’s some motivation right there. An entire family did that shit. ",
"Obesity adds 20 years.",
"Good jawline",
"Is it me or he looks allot shorter\n I am on a point where i don’t believe anything coming out of China ( no offense to the Chinise people )",
"What about running if your skinny fat?\n\nThere needs to be a lazy man's guide to not being skinny fat somewhere out there.",
"What if you're under 20? ",
"Assuming it’s the same grandpa ",
"You can also see in the second picture the women on the left may not be as thin as it looks like. Her clothes cover much more compared to the others, and in the position she's in you can't tell how thin she is.\n\nAnd yeah, they do look stuffed as well.",
"What is the Instagram account called?",
"If you’re on Facebook, Ketogains has everything you need. ",
"My new father is a lot younger too :/",
"FAKE",
"Wait so they lost all that weight AND gained a baby? Crazy what motivation can do",
"*their",
"All the weight they lost is now back in the form of a baby, wow.",
"She’s the only one pregnant. Grandma in front is holding her grandchild, she wasn’t pregnant in the first picture, just big. ",
"Of course! He’s yawning in the before. ",
"so one of them wasn't even fat, they were just pregnant? I'll bet it was grandpa.",
"Am looking at this while eating a cookie ",
"I dont get it. The family got bigger",
"Let's *goooo*",
"One punch man, you need to check it out.",
"With true dedication ...",
"15 hrs a day. And fought nightly over one rice bowl for a meal. Sadly, only the young virile male won most days. ",
"Chinese family number 1",
"Makes perfect sense because family influences what you eat a lot, also, how you feel about yourself. I love their progress.",
"Yeah I agree, but the dad's transformation is damn near magical",
"Whoa where’d that baby come from?",
"That’s an elephant.",
"While the other person is wrong so are you. Blanket statements rarely turn out to be true.",
"I saw this yesterday, and while congratulations they clearly did loose weight and they look much better. It's seems like an infomercial in the before picture they're all frowning and sticking out their stomachs as far as possible. Then in the after photo they're happy and sucking it in while smiling. \n\nI feel at any moment there will be someone saying, \"but wait theres more, for on 19.99.....\"",
"Losing weight is a major part of gettting in shape for most americans.\n\nUnless you beleive \"shape\" is the shape of a balloon\n\n",
" diet and lifestyle in China would be different than say, Canada, for example. Duh",
"Staying in the hospital (in the US) is expensive AF. There are plenty of people who choose pain over medical bills.",
"Gramps? Grandma transferred her weight loss into a new being like an amoeba. ",
"Who? Which flotus?",
"The people who don’t believe it are the ones not willing to put in the work to accomplish that. As someone who did similar in the same time frame, it is very doable if you put in the work. ",
"Then they go to work and get run over, shot, or blown up in transit.",
"You could have just said \"Family\" lol",
"Why say Chinese family?",
"Its called TRT (testosterone replacement therapy). As a male ages they produce less testosterone but the same amount of estrogen. They replace the testosterone to revert back to the same levels you had before.",
"They are doing exactly the same thing in australia.",
"You don't need to train your abs for them to show.\n\nYou need to lift heavy things if you want them to grow, not do ab routines. And you need to lose fat\n\nWanna show your abs: lift heavy and eat in a deficit",
"H. G. Well",
"exactly..",
"“Click the next 500 slides with auto load ads to find out why!”",
"I can’t tell the difference, they all look the same to me.",
"You are worng. Here is why.\n\nYour immune sustem becomes attentuated to things it faces constsntly. This is whydoctors force you to spsce out some drugs. They become uneffective.\n\nInsulin is the same way. Insulin becomes less effectice if emitted all the time as it is if you eat constantly.\n\nWatch this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=da1vvigy5tQ\n\nInsulin resistance aspect is not connected to calories at all.",
"Why does the vase have a Donald trump wig on it?:/",
"Was that the daughters baby or the moms? ",
"Looks like they passed the baby from one belly to the other then it got born",
"Man second from the left made some real progress!",
"Mmm.",
"Working out is like REALLY good for you. It might be hard work, but a few hours a week can drastically improve not just your appearance but your overall health too.",
"Now they can finally lift the baby awh :3",
"Probably more like 30 pounds lost",
"Judging by their before-photo guts, that baby could’ve come from any of them",
"In english, most of the time jo is pronounced with a soft g sound at the beginning kind of like how c's and k's have the same hard sound.",
"I imagine myself as a sperm if we're talking about the night of conception, because it had agency and picked its swimming path, but if you go further back than that I imagine an egg because the egg that became me has existed since my mother was in my grandmother's womb.",
"But some people start jogging and become addicted, as if their inner Border Collies defrosted. Look at them in the wild, it's like they're on drugs, those aren't normal endorphins, they're super endorphins.\n\nIf you want to watch, sightings tend to happen at dawn without any warning, amidst my screams of \"what the hell man it's 4 am and I'm on my way to the airport, what is your excuse to be awake at this unholy hour!?\". Night owl feathers were ruffled.\n\nI'm pretty sure they're one with the jog.",
"The ladie on the left weren’t fat, she was just pregnant 🤰!!!!!!!",
"Is it possible to learn this power?",
"It would take a lot longer for TRT to have any effect.",
"6 months later and they still haven't hung that picture.",
"Really? Fucking Really?\n\nSo you can just create then suck in about 5kg of fat, as well as growing a full head of hair or popping out a baby?",
"Are you sure? I've got some Fight Milk here that could be really helpful.",
"Just 6 mos of working out? No pills? That is amazing. ",
"Someone cheated.\n",
"I’m here if you need to talk.",
"This is almost like one of them hocus-focus photos where you find all the differences: Dad's hair grew back, girl is not pregnant, ... , mom looks pretty much the same.",
"That boys and girls were both those things.",
"That last one isn't the medical industry it's the anti-industry. I don't want to call it the SJW industry because I don't think that's entirely fair, but you know who I am talking about.\n\nThe hijacking of *valid* social issues (in my mind) is the main cause no one says boo about obesity anymore. One cannot really champion or defend the individual or groups all day regardless of plight and then turn around and say \"but that's not healthy!\".\n\nI have read highly upvoted and positively reinforced threads on this very website calling doctors bullies for telling their patients they are overweight and need to diet. Someone posts a picture of their 230lb body in a one piece and it's shared on twitter as a \"powerful statement\" anyone disagreeing must be a right wing nazi racist bully. GMA and other shows will have that person on to talk about the evils of body shaming and how fat can be beautiful!\n\nThere was a segment on GMA last year with a slightly plus sized and beautiful model who was very curvy in all the right places telling a woman who had the shape of a sack of potatoes they were and looked the same and don't let anyone tell you different! They quite literally told this woman and every overweight woman watching that it was ok, healthy and gave the impression they too could be on the pages of sports illustrated.\n\nBy the way, sugar doesn't kill. Over indulgence, ignorance and lack of self control kills. You're not going to die, get diabetes or become obese if you eat properly, exercise a bit *and* have a soda at dinner.\n\nModeration is the new four letter word though.\n",
"Thanks. Appreciate it, sir. ",
"How did they have a baby in 6 months ?",
"Even this comment is sort of a repost",
"That’s the joke...",
"Nah you don't need to do that. I build plenty of muscle and shred fat on the classic 3 meals a day. You should track macros and calories though.",
"75% of weight loss is dieting so you don't really even need to workout. Eat at a caloric deficit for 6 months and I bet you'll lose a few pounds a month ",
"THE SUPREME LEADER DOES NOT LIKE PEARS!",
"Front page topic twice in 24 hours? Yikes, /r/pics.",
"People rarely realize this.\n\nFor a guy like you responded too: limit water and eat oats for 24 hours, and I bet he has abs.",
"You're like me and first read \"nap\" as \"crap\", didn't you?",
"Showing off signs of six pack abs is not even close to difficult to achieve after a month of working out. The only act of deception going on in these photos is the intentional bulging of bellies in \"before\" and the obvious flexing in the \"afters\". There's no unrealistic standards here though. Workout. Lose weight. Build muscle. It really can work this fast. ",
"Why are you so upset about this? Some women have easier/less painful childbirths than others (or possibly have higher pain tolerances). What is so extraordinary about that? ",
"What about the elephant ",
"I don't think there are many people who believe lifting weights is better than cardio for losing weight. ",
"That's great in theory, but look around you. People need some help in making good dietary choices and exercising. We should definitely strive to be more fit as a country.",
"Not if he took it beforehand\n\nEdit: honestly what it looks like is they purposely bloated theirselves in the first couple of pics, and took the fist pic of themselves in a crappy angle. Like why would they have the dad yawning in a turtle neck. They still lost a ton of fat but they definitely did a couple of tricks for extra \"progress\"",
"Isn't it obvious? Thanks to them exercising they found each other attractive again lol :P",
"They look the same to me.",
"I hope you're joking",
"So, does this solve the 'How is babby formed?' issue?",
"Nah, he in bed resting gma got so tight he made sure to giver her a baby",
"Oh yeah. Even drinking water makes your hair healthier/grow faster. ",
"Chinese family spends 6 months working out (how to create a phony before and after photo), here are the results.",
"Ancient Chinese proverb says: Eat and have belly like baby, workout and baby come out of you....",
"I love you",
"Where are the other three babies?",
"\n\nThanks! My pronounciation will improve a bit with this, cutting corners is my sin. \n\nWait....but that's just one sound. What about the \"y\" sound in \"yogging\"? Yes I know it's a made up word but someone said there were two sounds, \"jogging\" and \"yogging\" and for some reason it's driving me nuts. \n",
"Reality and Common Sense HATE HIM!",
"People tend to overcompensate for their exercise calories. Exercise alone never works.\n\nAsk people training for marathons. They're deceived by how hungry they are, and a lot of them end up getting weight.",
"Whoosh :)",
"There are those that say the jog is in all of us. They're correct, of course.",
"Just don't eat the buns though.",
"It's not the medical industry, it's the fat people who don't want their feelings hurt. ",
"She’s already a few months pregnant",
"i feel like the young mother cheated....",
"Would be funny if the elephant photo was a zebra photo in the 2nd pic",
"Not the fast food industry? MacDonald's had a campaign slogan \"come as you are\", obviously meaning: come get your fix, you fat fucks, we're not judging.",
"More like a hell of a dump",
"Lady second from the left",
"That lady cheated...",
"That elephant didn’t even try. SMH.",
"Its really inspiring provided how effectively they managed time and between factory hours and workouts.",
"\"Quick\" ",
"I lost 30 pounds and all I got was this stupid hat 🎩 ",
"The phrase is there's an alligator in the office",
"Fitness is 90% diet 10% exercise. People always focus too much on the exercise, can't out run the chopsticks",
"Thru have those in New York City.\n\nI see it on the train every day.",
"Which one had the baby?",
"I see they turned all the excess fat into a little baby. ",
"Nice work. I'm getting into bodybuilding and one of my most important tools is MFP. And a food scale. You can really craft your body into what you want. It just takes time, determination, and knowledge of what to do.",
"This is so god damn awesome. What an inspiration! ",
"There",
"I say I'm on diet and the first thing dad gets me is a chocolate bar",
"The details of the ears are almost as unique as fingerprints. Although there's a bit too much JPG in the image I think we can be sure that we are looking at the same person.",
"So which one has the baby?",
"Bread wouldn't be so bad if north americans weren't pumping it full of sugar. I lived there for a few months - crazy how I had to go the extra mile just to get bread that wasn't close to what we call \"brioche\" (sugary bread, erroneously translated in English as \"cake\" in the infamous \"let them eat cake\").",
"Could it be an overcorrection? People were shaming other people for carrying around an extra ten pounds making them feel so bad that anorexia & belemia were the only answers (to some very sick people). Models were heroin thin which is extremely unhealthy too. I'm not defending anything or saying that today's society in America is okay, I honestly think it might have been an overcorrection though. ",
"I refused the epidural with my first because I was afraid of spinal damage. The second one was worse but by the time I gave in and they got the guy in to do it I only had about 20 minutes of relief. Ever since then the top of my right toe has been numb. :/",
"Yeah, lunch is the main meal in Germany (I used to live there) and I think all over the Continent.\n\nI don't know why the Anglophone world settled on dinner being the main meal - it can't be good for digestion etc.",
"Jog is love. Jog is life. ",
"They all have haircuts too haha",
"Sugar is added to everything, too. It's fucking horrible. \n\nSoda needs to just disappear from peoples every day lives. For once in a blue moon, great. But at 2pm on a Tuesday? No. \n\nGrocery stores are littered with the worst kinds of foods in every area. People with no will power are basically fucked. Every Whole Foods has sugary crap in lots of different areas. Anything to make a buck. ",
"They worked out so hard they made another person",
"I'm addicted to apples. My mom used to hide them from me as a kid because I would eat a whole bag of apples in a day if she didn't. \n\nI can only buy 1 or 2 at a time now that im an adult because if there are more in the house I will eat them all in one sitting. I have no willpower against it.\n\nI don't know why, but apples are like crack to me.",
"He grew a chin. Normally loosing weight causes you to lose a chin.",
"And a vase with babies breath",
"Tell me more about how your body treats FRIES like ICE CREAM. What the actual fuck, how can this be upvoted this much.\n\nAlso, no, bread is not bad for you, it's a refined product and doesn't really cover any micro-nutrient needs but past that it's just plain starch, undigested glucose, that's like saying water is bad for you because if you drink too much of it you'll get brain edema.",
"is that true? i always think of myself as a sperm but i guess i've never talked about it with any of my girl friends. ",
"Still elephant ",
"Well pain *is* weakness leaving the body...",
"Looks like his hairline is the same, he just grew it out. ",
"Mind blown. I can't imagine what it's like to imagine oneself to have been the egg instead of the sperm. \n\nI thought everyone thought of themselves as having been the sperm, because, as /u/Jenga_Police, said, it has agency. Is it really true that girls associate with the egg?",
"I like him. He always posts interesting things. ",
"Did they change it after your comment? \n“First, they started powerwalking and eventually, that became jogging.”",
"Took me a few more comments to find out that t = testosterone .... not some typo. Next time, don't assume others know your abbreviations.",
">No I didn’t miss it. My point was to u don’t need to bulk up for a year and cut for 6 months to get a weight change like this\n\nYeah, that's so obvious it goes without saying. However, what doesn't seem to be as obvious is that this isn't just some overweight family that made a big transformation. As is common with before a d after pics, they made themselves look as bad as possible in the before pics (sticking out their stomachs, slouching, yawning, not smiling) and as good as possible in the after (smiles, perfect posture, great haircuts). \n\n>they’re clearly not faking it because you can see the difference in their facial fat, because you can’t just suck that in and flex \n\nThe biggest difference in facial fat is with the dad, and he's yawning. They clearly are sticking out their stomachs in the before pics and trying to look as sloppy as they can. None of the transformation pic tactics used are new. Look at vids of people taking before and after pics on the same day! A transformation was made, but there's also a bit of deception with the pics. ",
"Why do we have to pretend? They never did?",
"Working out for six months is how you make a baby?! I’ve been lied to my whole life...",
"I feel like the daughter cheated...",
"2 years off... Worth that google! I watched it as an adult the first time, now I feel really old",
"Damn dude that fat burned off to make a baby",
"6 months... the illusion of someone who never worked out before. It is always so funny when people believe in that.",
"Anyone that gets upset at that is fucking retarded. ",
"Next time don't be stupid",
"I wish I had a family.",
"So she just gave birth",
"I mean, you shouldn't need to be told, but clearly some people do need to be.",
"There is no movie in Ba Sing Se.",
"Ancient Chinese secret. ",
"How'd they manage it though.",
"Damn Grandma had a baby in 6 months?",
"Disturbing fact: If you reverse the pictures it looks like this family eats babies.",
"Their*",
"I’ll have what’s gramps is having",
"How much did they workout, 6 hours a day? Lol",
"Why are they squinting?",
"Any advice for someone whi loves hoagies and pizza but really wants defined abs? (serious)",
"Lots of hip thrusts, reverse squats, etc",
"That one weird trick doctors have been telling people for 300 years.",
"If they want to have kids then that’s a bit difficult. I’m not an expert on the subject but it’s probably not the best idea until you’re sure you don’t want any(more) kids. Unless you froze eggs or something",
"http://www.thisisinsider.com/family-weight-loss-success-story-instagram-2018-1 \n\nDon't know if this link can stay. \n\nGoogle family weight loss success story Instagram ",
"Getting fit comes faster than you think. You just need to give all while training and be consistent in the long run.",
"The son turned into Mario Lopez\n",
"Whoosh ",
"I thought you said \"shitting in public\" and I was like man, that stall must have a huge gap!",
"TIL babby is formed by working out",
"Looks like the first two had a baby and the first one in general made zero effort in losing besides having the baby. The real transformations are the last two. ",
"It’s the same guys from the other post",
"Don't kid yourself, you were never that fit.",
"Weight training kimosabe! If you can add just a little mass then you burn fat even when resting. \n\nI did weightless resistance workouts up my ass for a year; nothing. Been hitting the gym 2x a day for 30 mins each for going on three weeks now, and the difference is unparalleled. Any amount of weight training will go far to supplement! ",
"So... Which one of them had the baby inside?",
"I know everyone else is explaining why this doesn't matter, but I also want to note that not everyone gets abs at the same body fat %. People lose weight in different places. My stomach is the last.place to lose the last of my fat. I had to be sub 10% body fat before I started to really get abs, while other people can see them at 15% (probably higher).\n\n",
"Now that's what I call a hard working family ",
"everyone has a six-pack. you just can't see it unless you're like 13% body fat or lower. no amount of sit-ups will reveal this fact until you lower that body fat percentage ",
"I didn’t know that working out caused you to have children!",
"THE HUMANS COMBINED THEIR FAT WASTE BYPRODUCT IN ORDER TO FORM A YOUNG HUMANOID.",
"No air conditioning?",
"Neck..\nDaily reminder retract chin and imagine head being pulled upward.\nYou'll thank me when your eighty and your head isnt looking at the ground while you walk.\nLeft to right. Second woman has the best posture.",
"Recipe?",
"It’s definitely another person",
"that one - second from the left.... i think she cheated a bit... Also, I don't think grandpa was yawning in the first picture - he seems to have regurgitated a blue vase",
"It is how you said. A few comments down is a link which says he's the son and that's his wife.",
"Is this the same family as the other Photo? Makes perfect sense as to why in the second photo of the two there was a baby fence set up haha ",
"I just rewatched the entire series, it's still incredible. Easily one of the best shows I've ever seen. I'm 27.",
"There is no movie in Ba Sing Se.",
"It's pretty easy! I drank alcohol a lot, 36 waist with otherwise thin build. I stopped alcohol for a few months (and no fast food), bam: 32 waist, beer belly gone. Just a little walking as exercise.",
"Yeah he gained infinite weight",
"I’ve had two natural waterbirths; my second in my home 3 months ago. The first was rough but the last one was shocking easily, so much so I’m kind of disappointed it wasn’t more epic as I was filming a birthing video and it was pretty uneventful until he came out!",
"the old man is like a transformation. Unrecognizable.",
"my old boss is like gramps, he lost 50lbs and.. like 20 years. it's trippy!",
"Gramps yawning is great. ",
"Literally just posted yesterday.",
"I want this fam. ",
"3-5 cups of fruits is too much",
"hell yah. i love stuff like this. they look great",
"Ok, which one was pregnant?",
"It helps that being Asian they all have the ability to shed weight by not eating for a day and building muscle by occasionally lifting a few pounds. This is 6 months but I'm guessing they all looked like this after 2 or 3. ",
"Yeah, you're a precise 50/50 combination of both, never just one.",
"I am still seeing ulnar drift happening at his MCPs. His skin on his hands look a lot better and the rotation of his shoulder and extension of his fingers may make it look slightly different, but the joint deformity is still there.",
"Not everyone knows what 'T' means in whatever context you're using it. What's with the negativity? I simply have you a suggestion on how to be a more helpful commenter. Isn't that why you commented to begin with? Was your intent to help or merely to prove that you know some bullshit fitness lingo. You twatnugget.",
"Women who complain about pain during birth have no excuse. \n\nThis serves as proof that if you work out enough, you get a free baby as a reward. \n\nMaybe you deserve that pain for being so lazy and missing out on a FREE PAINLESS BABY",
"Which one was pregnant ?",
"I birthed both if mine without any painkillers. The back counter-pressure from my husband helped SO MUCH. As long as he applied the pressure I never felt ‘I can’t do this’ but the one time without when he ran to let the midwife in the front door holy shit.. \nWell done to you for helping your wife out and being a part of it like my husband was. Both births were awesome experiences and feeling that we both birthed our baby as a team is amazing :)",
"Did youever see Supersize Me!\n\nThe star eats all the fries and cola they offer. His nunbers and helath becomes terrible.\n\nAt the end he meets a guy who eats nothing but big macs. He is thin and in grest shape.\n\nIts the cokes and fries",
"Conclusion: working out improves your dress sense and hairstyle.",
"The real question is... who gave birth??",
"Totally not photoshop ",
"Where are the other 3 kids?",
"It is possible to eat too many fruits and veggies, but its hard. You have to be eating a lot of one type of thing and overload on certain enzymes or vitamins. Variety is important!\n\nhttp://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/death-bok-choy-not-eating-put-woman-coma-article-1.448093",
"This actually kind of makes sense. Your stomach is the size of your fist so you probably shouldn’t eat more than that in one sitting. Eating small meals throughout the day is also a legitimate weight-loss technique. I’ve always been a grazer rather than an eater, and I’ve never struggled with being overweight. In western countries and ESPECIALLY America we’re accustomed to portion sizes that are double what they need to be. ",
"So the lady worked out and that created a baby?",
"In our case, baby (1.5 years) and mom weigh less now than right before birth.",
"and what happened to the second girl’s butt tho",
"I'm not convinced it's the same guy. The ears look different to me",
"And in turn improved fashion choices.",
"I think no one beleived it becuase at the same time she and obama were leading the \"be fat and proud because its who you are\" SJW cheer. Lena Dunham was their hero.\n\nYou cant do both.",
"Imposibruuuu\n",
"Looked like oats or something I think. But that one guard brought him tea, which probably does the trick if you're Iroh",
"> Tell me more about how your body treats FRIES like ICE CREAM. What the actual fuck, how can this be upvoted this much.\n\nDo you understand how the body breaks down carbohydrates? What about insulin, ghrelin, and leptin?\n\nIf you don't, I can provide some video links that break it down into fairly simple terms, and which will give you a cliff's notes version of the process.\n\nIf you don't understand the process, the idea that your body treats french fries as not being much different from ice cream probably does sound pretty ridiculous. In reality, though, the body does indeed treat a low-fiber/no-fiber starch like french fries (or fruit without the skin or rind) as being little different from ice cream.\n\n>Also, no, bread is not bad for you, it's a refined product and doesn't really cover any micro-nutrient needs but past that it's just plain starch, undigested glucose, that's like saying water is bad for you because if you drink too much of it you'll get brain edema.\n\nThat's not really accurate. Starches are converted into sugars, and I would hope you don't need to be told how bad sugar is for you. *Some* sugar is fine - everything in moderation is still a pretty good axiom to live by - but if you're eating primarily sugar (remember, all carbohydrates are converted into sugar in order to be used by your cells), it's not going to go well for you. High intake of carbs is associated with high triglyceride levels, for example.\n\nAnother key difference is that water is absolutely required for life. You *must* drink water to survive. You do *not* need carbohydrates to survive. The body does require glucose to survive, but it can generate a sufficient amount of glucose to meet its needs through gluconeogensis. Carbohydrates are the only macronutrient the body does not need to survive or even be healthy.",
"This is extremely impressive",
"Did the second lady lose her baby? ",
"How many months of working out does it take to make a baby? Did they combine all their extra fat to make it?",
"That's just how Chinese men age. Chinese women remain 32 until they turn 65.",
"Then you look like a zygote. ",
"How in such a short time?",
"1. Eat mostly healthy foods. (There's room for pizza and hoagies occasionally just not all the time)\n2. Find a good weightlifting program and hit the gym with it.\n3. Fill in a few days a week with cardio.\n\nShould see results from those 3 steps alone. after a few months you may stall and have to fine tune your diet but start with the basics and get going. To many people get caught up in small details that don't matter, especially when first starting. The Internet is great but it can also be an overload of information ",
"> Once the baby is out, you feel *so.much.better*.\n\nOxytocin FTW.",
"Dad, what can I do to make sure Kim doesn’t let herself go after the baby is born? \n\nI have an idea, son, that can benefit us both.",
"Chronologically after i commented but I'm not so narcisstic to think it was me who caused them to change it ",
"Pretty much, had my second baby three months ago. My placenta was almost a kilo, baby was 4, then soooo much blood and fluid.. I’d forgotten that feeling of every slight movement and a gush of blood comes out on that first day, leaked through my pad and all over my bed :( Then the bleeding lasts like a 5-week long period. Fun. \nBut totally, undeniably, absolutely worth it ;)",
"Focusing just on the weight is a sure way to cannibalize your own muscle mass and derail your metabolic system. It's like doing a weight loss progress picture as a recent amputee and boasting how good it is.",
"Their",
"10 days apart each, and likely he already had the muscle underneath all the fat and his diet is what finally revealed that muscle. Abs are made in the gym, but revealed in the kitchen.",
"They moved the dresser 1' to the right. Was this part of the workout?",
"Science has once again proven that exercise... makes... babies?",
"Life style? A chinese family doesnt act like an American family who doesnt act like a British family who doesnt act like a Russian family... Etc...",
"It would have been even easier if it was a girl.",
"Oh shit the whole family did it? To be fair the mom had a baby but still. Yesterday it was just the father and son. Mom totes got on board.",
"Why spend 2 more hours exercising every day when you could just eat 200 calories less every day instead?",
"oh right... America. ",
"The yogging is pronounced like the yo in you, you had that right.",
"This is absolutely adorable. They all look so great too. ",
"Fruits & veggies combined. But even if just fruit, there's no research anywhere ever showing detriment of too much fruit. \n\nThe USDA says minimum 2.5 cups of just fruit.",
"Their* results ",
"Yeah, sugar is in fucking *everything* here. There's a no sugar subreddit you can visit for more details on how to avoid sugars here (although they focus primarily on *no* sugar, not necessarily \"no added sugars\"), but the gist is - if it's packaged or otherwise prepared foods, it *probably* has sugar (particularly HFCS) in it somewhere.\n\nIt ties into the low fat/high carb dietary guidelines the corn (sugar) and wheat industry pushed for back in the 70's. When food makers started removing fat from food products, it turned out that they tasted utterly revolting (the \"it tastes like cardboard\" meme exists for this reason.) Sugar is a highly addictive substance (it activates the same reward centers in the brain as cocaine, heroin, and other drugs) and is generally felt to improve how most things taste, and it just so happens HFCS is a sugar source derived from corn... so, there ya go.",
"TIL there are overweight people in Asia too lol the older guy is my favorite.",
">working out isn't going to do shit if you have 2700+ calories a day\n\nI burn about 2700 a day on non-lifting days, it's a thing called \"commuting to work\". \"Working out\" is something that unfit people do to make themselves feel that their apple watch \"steps\" exhibitionism app was a reasonable purchase. Put on a lululemon outfit, flail your arms for 20 minutes while screaming, and ok, your punishment is now done, you may return to the sofa. Whether it does anything or not is kinda tangential to the question of calories.\n\nI know you're just dying to screech about *calories in calories out look at me I'm pickle rick* but this is neither helpful nor interesting. You don't know what people's lifestyles are.",
"More like you've been constipated for 9 months and finally make it happen.",
"I'm nitpicking but Ozai was probably the most powerful.",
"My Asian girlfriend definitely gets me some looks. Don't worry tho lol.",
"The detriment comes from the massive amount of calories that comes from it",
"I had put \"test boosters\" in that same comment, which most people would know what that means. I'd assume it'd give you an indication \n. In any case it would take you a couple of seconds to look up \"low t\". People on reddit use a bunch of abbreviations I don't know, and it's pretty easy to just look them up instead of bitching.",
"That's some superwoman DNA you got mixed up with yours in that thing! How'd it turn out? ",
"500mg test base + dnp serious",
"Do cardio. Lose the fat that hides your developing abs",
"He had a head transplant is what’s going on here",
"Fake\n",
"Second woman lost her entire ass. What the hell. First woman also cheated a little...she popped out a baby and had less to work off than the others. ",
"Maybe they'll HBO TV series it one day. I was going to say it could never be the same but there are successful adaptations from one medium into another, e.g. *I Claudius*.",
">10km burns about 1000 calories\n\nThis is an overestimation. It's closer to 500-600 (depending on weight), and having to go from zero to doing that daily is just too much for most people. That's also assuming you're making good time on the run, which again... starting out you won't be.\n\nDo you know how much of a time and energy commitment it takes just to not eat that 500 calories? Literally none. Just cut your portion sizes down a little on each meal and skip the soda/beer/snack.",
"not eating",
"Nope. It's not a massive amount of calories and, again, not a single source anywhere shows that fruit is correlated with poorer outcomes. Even in diabetics (unless you include those who don't use insulin correctly). \n\nHell you could have 5 whole cups of blueberries for 425 calories. That's not massive.\n\n5 cups of cantaloupe for 270.",
"I'm not sure how many is too many but that point must exist at some point. If you live in a metro area with a really high population density it might cause problems if everyone has 6 kids, there won't be the infrastructure for it. \n\nI don't have any obvious solution, I'm just saying maximising the birthrate isn't always helpful. ",
"That girl was just pregnant not fat lol",
"I think it's because they made an entire recap episode that showed, in play form, why a movie wouldn't work. Everyone was miscast, the acting was horrible, and the special effects were all kinds of bad. Thank god Hollywood directors saw that episode and went \"Let's never do that.\" Because what a twist it would be if some horrible person tried to mimic that on the silver screen. ",
"Great sign ideas. Get this guy a proof reader before any of em go up though.",
"But he lost his arthritic shaped hands. Which is impossible. The deformities are for life. Different guy.",
"Gramps looks like dad’s brother ",
"Someone else pointed that out. You may not believe me but I hadn't seen the other post or comment.",
"Greate Diffrence.....really",
"i have no idea what that means",
"> Do you understand how the body breaks down carbohydrates? What about insulin, ghrelin, and leptin?\n\nI do? Also what the fuck do ghrelin and leptin have anything to do with this point in the first place, you're just throwing a bunch of words around to make you sound smart. Ice cream and french fries have significantly different composition, one is about 50/50 calories from starch and fat, the other's carbs is mostly sugar which contains fructose whose entry into cells is not regulated by insulin.\n\n> If you don't understand the process, the idea that your body treats french fries as not being much different from ice cream probably does sound pretty ridiculous.\n\nExcept I do understand the process and still find your claim ridiculous, you're just being condescending and apparently seem to think that nobody with any understanding of metabolism would challenge your claim.\n\nEven ignoring the fact that they have vastly different composition, there's also the fact that their absorption rate is very different, for all intents and purposes ice cream inside the body is a liquid and is absorbed into the bloodstream within thirty minutes while fries need to be predigested for a while in the stomach, both to allow them to be turned into mush and also to let the amylase take effect while ice cream's nutrients are all bio-available right away.",
"Even the elephant in the photo lost weight",
">Here's one example for you:. I had to have eye surgery once and they gave me the choice of either general or local anaesthetic. I chose local because it had fewer risks and faster recovery.\n\nWouldn't a better example be having the eye surgery with no anesthetic at all? General anesthetic is *actually* risky, unlike painkillers given during birth which are on par with the local given in the eye operation. I would understand if women didn't want to give birth under general anesthetic. I wouldn't understand the mental who wanted their eyes operated on without local. \n\n>Why am I in the wrong for making a valid choice that doctors are fine with?\n\nYou're never wrong when it comes to your own health choices. You can on the other hand be a nut that tortures themselves because they don't understand statistics and risk assessment. \n\nGood luck to you and enjoy your needless pain. \n\n\n",
"The reason most people recommend strength training rather than cardio is that every pound of muscle you put on makes you naturally burn about 70 more calories per day.\n\nThat being said, exercise takes the back seat to diet when trying to just lose weight. Just eat less, people! \"Getting in shape\" is 80% diet, 20% exercise.\n\nCardio is also super important for overall health, but it probably is the least important for body recomposition.",
"Yeah, you obviously need to eat waaaaaay more than a handful of food a day(edit: i mean meal) (what you're eating matters too ofc).\nI was asking to see if the guy would correct himself, but by the looks of his post history, he probably thinks bigpharma is giving everyone cancer via vaccines lolol.\nI've been trying to lose weight recently. Eating less than a handful at every meal works for me, except I have a meal every 3-4 hours lmao. A small amount of meat a couple times a week, a bunch of frozen fruit/vege smoothies, and I've knocked off 13lbs in like a week and a half. I've hit a bit of a wall weight wise atm though. Either way, still better than less than a handful of food lolol. ",
"lol",
"IIT: [People that think this family got to look like that just by working out for 6 months.](http://antranik.org/abs-are-made-in-the-gym-but-revealed-in-the-kitchen/)",
"I duspect you'd break the weight wall easily by going back to 2-3 much larger meals with those same foods.\n\nAlso 13lbs in a week and a half if definitely unsustainable, very normal for that to slow down quickly",
"This obviously depends on the fruit, but that should only be about 150-250 calories of fruit. ",
"damn",
"It’s Reddit, not a doctoral dissertation. CTFD.",
"i thought gallowboob won the karma war yesterday for this ?",
"Are you sure?",
"It’s being downvoted because it’s simply incorrect.",
"Oh, like on Futurama",
"He is turning his head though. The difference between pic 1 and pic 2 is at least 20 pounds. The face does not look 20 pounds lighter.",
"San Diago ",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6nFhcI4tgI",
"I'm not comfortable with OP stealing this from the honorable u/gallowboob",
"i am one with the jogging and the jogging is with me",
"anyone know what workout program they were following? ",
"\"Ron was going to be spiders. He just was.\"",
"> Also what the fuck do ghrelin and leptin have anything to do with this point in the first place, you're just throwing a bunch of words around to make you sound smart.\n\nNo. I'm mentioning them because they tie into why carbs are \"bad\" for you. They're involved with insulin secretion, and carbohydrates cause a substantial amount of insulin to be secreted in order to be broken down. They are not directly involved in the fries vs ice cream comparison but they *are* involved and relevant in the \"carbs are bad\" discussion.\n\n>Even ignoring the fact that they have vastly different composition, there's also the fact that their absorption rate is very different, for all intents and purposes ice cream inside the body is a liquid and is absorbed into the bloodstream within thirty minutes while fries need to be predigested for a while in the stomach, both to allow them to be turned into mush and also to let the amylase take effect while ice cream's nutrients are all bio-available right away.\n\nYou're right. But that doesn't make a huge difference in the end - both of them will cause a substantial spike in insulin secretion because neither of them have any fiber to regulate the absorption process. Ice cream will cause a *larger* spike because it's absorbed faster, but they both still cause a huge spike - in that sense, they are processed largely the same by the body.\n\nI don't understand why you're being so hostile. Maybe you need to take a break?",
">wrong placement and wrong drugs being injected are serious risk.\n\nIs that something people worry about? No one wants to be in the hospital but you'll go mad if that's the kind of thing on your mind when you're being treated for anything. \n\n>Epidurals make it more likely to have further intervention, episiotomy, large tears, LSCS. \n\nI don't know about any of that unfortunately. Do they get more tears because they can't feel it happening? Maybe it's better to not have to feel it since it's going to happen anyway - how else is the baby going to get out (non-c)?\n\n>The medications affect the baby, and if they come out with a good dose of pethidine onboard they will be flat and have difficulty starting to breathe.\n\nHow much are you dosing the mother with that the baby's practically ODing when it comes out? Obviously this isn't something I have any expertise in either but I find it hard to believe that in regular modern births that they're doping the mother to a point that the baby's at serious risk. Is it a *real* risk or is it just a technical possibility like almost anything else on earth?\n\n>We can give narcan\n\nFair enough, don't give opiates to opiate addicted mothers. That's not really what I was getting at though, I'm talking about run of the mill and I'm mostly talking about epidurals rather than opiate painkillers. \n\nGas sounds like a good thing. Throw it on the pile. ",
"x post this with r/motivation ",
"Ethnic minorities actually refers to mostly Chinese minorities that aren't Han Chinese. So the Uyghur are one example, but there are plenty of minorities in China that are still Chinese. 91% of China are Han Chinese, so they didn't want the 9% disappearing",
"I'll try that. I totally thought that multiple meals a day was the way to go for some reason and didn't really question it but now, eh, not so much lol",
"I have a feeling you're not talking about the movie Avatar....or the band Avatar...",
"Abs are made in the kitchen!!!",
"I know why it's wrong, I just didn't feel like typing out something that should be fairly obvious.",
"Everyone knows Asian adults don't age until 60, then they're suddenly 90.",
"I find your improper use of commas, disturbing.",
"Snacks aren't food though, they're junk disguised with sugars, sweeteners, salt, and artificial flavours. \n\nIf the actual theory that eating more normal meals, but with smaller portions, causes your metabolism to not peak and trough as much is bullshit I'd be interested to know. ",
"The other woman didn't looe anything.",
"not the truth",
"Another kid who will yell \"CHINA NUMBA ON\" in my every pubg game.",
"I'm pretty sure the second woman had the baby...",
"From the article that was posted in this thread it says the woman on the left started later than the men, she joined in when she saw their progress.",
"I feel like almost nobody gets this\n",
"Asian discipline?",
"I'm drinking over two litres of water every day, eating (somewhat) healthily and doing a lot of exercise and still my skin is patchy af :(",
"Yes that is exactly exactly what I'm saying. Check out the book the longevity diet -- stupid title but written by an award winning researcher who has gotten some of the biggest lifespan extensions in animals. And I went to 3 medical conferences this year (one mainstream, and two integrative/open-minded) and all 3 recommended 2-4 eating occasions per day with 12-16 hours overnight without food. There are lots of good sources ",
"You should question everything. Hell, question me. But don't accept any health advice at face value!",
"I call bulshit , no argument behind that , but my gut tells me this is fake ! ",
"Probably just ate rice and vegetables.. ",
"I did the same thing and I dropped 60 by the end of it. Never felt better than when I lost the weight. Keep it up, you're doing great!",
"You are either cutting or bulking, it's as simple as that. His pecs does not look like some chubby guy just lost few pounds of fat doing cardio.",
"Who hurt you?",
"All the time it was the baby. ",
"I will eat several handfuls!",
"Don't underestimate Chinese if they're determined to do something they make it happen so fast that you'll be super surprised, the only one that is definitely fake is the last man.",
"You say that, but I feel like the second person lost the most weight in the shortest amount of time...",
"My dream is for Netflix to pick it up and either follow one of the past avatars or who ever comes after Korra. (Still as an animated series)",
"> All of those types of studies assume the drinker replaces the soda sugar with some other food with sugar. Thats why they are meaningless. Only idiots do that.\n\nWhether it's idiotic or not, that's what's happening. ",
"I definitely will! And no health advice every except from a doctor. But 3 meals a day seems pretty reasonable and backed up by lots of evidence so I will accept that advice lolol.\nThe media be like: \"NEW RESEARCH SHOWS 3 MEALS A DAY GIVES YOU CHRONIC CONSTIPATION AND AIDS: A study done with two people, one a promiscuous man who never uses protection and the other a woman who eats nothing but beef and cheese - but both having 3 meals a day - shows that, in fact, 3 meals a day gives you chronic constipation and aids.\nBeware.\"",
"What about the 19 year olds trying to get into shape while they're young.theyre not even gonna be born in a few months!",
"Yeah, my husband already had to put up with odd looks and comments when we were in college thanks to my youthful features and high energy...",
"I love that Pop is yawning in the before pic. 😴",
"I think it’s a tao principle",
"I don't. It depends on you and what you want to do. All I'm doing right now is doubling my meat portions and eating a little less of other stuff like veggies. But even that is helping me just a tiny bit. Just look it up and see if it'll work for you or if it won't. ",
"Can confirm. Married a Chinese person. We shouldn’t underestimate how little they can subsist on. I’d say 90 percent of weeknight meals are boiled noodle and vegetables. ",
"impressive for 6 months, jeez",
"6 months to place a vase and move an elephant picture? Pathetic.",
"If it doesn't make a difference, why do you care so much?",
"still better than teenage acne.",
"Oh good point. I was wondering why the woman was significantly older looking",
"Your body fat percentage is too high. Can't see abs if they are.... insulated :P",
"Actually we're in the UK, didn't cost a thing. It's just the side effects are not very nice. ",
"Don't even accept it from doctors! Or dietitians, though dietitians will usually be closer to accurate. The vast majority of doctors are brilliant at illness but know nothing about nutrition. \n\nAnd yeah you're so right about the media. All those butter is back and saturated fat is fine articles? They're based on a study as flawed as your fictional one.",
"Thanks!\n\nWear tshirts with your ages on them so people can stop giving looks",
"Sounds like me...we shld wear \"no I'm not 14\" tshirts when out and about lol",
"Except for some ivory",
"that second bitch cheated. she had a damn baby. DISQUALIFY!",
"It's called the \"stay under TDEE and do physical activity\" regiment ",
"Insulin is totally not related to our subject. Obviously you dont take 5 doses of any drug at once. That's an overdose.",
"In China right now and I've seen adboards/banners with slogans everywhere, but most of them are inspirational Chairman Xi quotes and other Communist party propaganda, at least where I'm around.",
"This is something I've been curious about. Isn't it entirely up to the government what business are and are not allowed to open or expand? Wouldn't the private sector fitness and fast food booms indicate that the government had some reason for allowing more of those types of businesses to open?\n\nOr are those regulations much less strict than I assumed they are?",
"\"Skinny Fat\" is a thing that trainers _made up_ to shame normal people into paying them.\n\nIf you're a normal weight and you don't have athletic endurance, well, that's what cardio is for. If you're a normal weight and you don't have muscular strength, well, that's what a traditional workout is for. There aren't any quick fixes here, really - you've gotta commit time to it. Audiobooks and music help a lot of people to stick to it for more than five minutes.\n\nRunning is bad for fat people because to a first approximation, leg muscles get much stronger but tendons in the ankle & knee joints don't get any stronger, and extra weight puts a lot of strain on them even in low-impact activities. Tendon damage is very slow and temperamental to heal, and may never be the same strength as before the injury. Walking around on it is also a problem for healing - so knee and ankle injuries are important to avoid.\n\nFat people can lose weight a lot easier by simply reducing the amount of food they eat (measured in calories), and enduring a long-term feeling of moderate hunger. Ensuring that they get the right vitamins while dieting can be difficult.\n\nIt's possible to gain fitness while on a weight-loss diet, but it tends to be substantially harder than doing them one at a time for physiological reasons.\n\nPeople building muscle and people losing weight should both make sure that protein intake is a bit higher than the RDA, but nowhere near an all-protein diet.",
"He got a brand new hairline!",
"Yeah, fox news links",
"> Eating small meals throughout the day is also a legitimate weight-loss technique.\n\nDo you know what the only legitimate weight-loss technique is? Eating less calories than you use. \n\nIf you eat 5 meals of 500 calories each, it won't be different than eating 2 meals of 1250. The only effects it will have will probably be related to your bowel movements.",
"Sorry, I didn't notice someone else had jumped in. \n\nHer choice I suppose. I'd take the pain killing options any day of the week. ",
"I weigh approximately 76kg at 185cm, but less back when I ran. So, slightly overweight maybe, but it's not the reason. Doctors confirmed that running on concrete that much will do anyone's knees in.",
"I was fine when I started out. I was about 76kg at 185cm back then, but was trying to get down below 70kg.",
"Uan dala",
"And turned into George Takai!",
"\"Skinny fat\" is the same gobbledigook as \"super foods\". ",
"Work out for 6 month and a baby appears?! I’ll stay fat. ",
"How often do you change your bed sheets and such? You have to remember that you sleep their for many hours on a weekly basis. So if it is dirty, your skin is affected by it.\n\nI would recommend changing it every 7-10 days. That is what I try to do at least. Buy new sheets and start doing a rotation. If you have 3 in total, then just build up a rotation of having to wash every 2-3 weeks. \n\nI read about this guy who would get 7 in total and change daily, then wash it all on the 7th day. He did it for a short period and the results were amazing. But it is a sacrifice you have to make, but that extreme should not be permanent obviously, that probably just brings to many cleaning chemicals from detergent or something, depending on what you use.",
"A true monster",
"At the same time",
"AKA it's not okay to be fat in China.",
"Working out is great and all but this is 95% diet change. Especially the abs, everyone has them hidden under the belly fat, eat healthy enough and they'll show eventually.. \n\n\n\n\n\nEven with the best of workouts you don't burn enough calories to make such a drastic change in so short time without changing your diet. ",
"Can confirm, am man with about 20% body fat.",
"People forget about that, but I know a lot of families in the US adopted Chinese baby girls from the 80's-00's. Chinese mothers would leave them on the street in front of orphanages and adoption agencies with the hope that they might survive. ",
"STOP EARING MORETHAN A HANDFUL OF FOOD AT EVERY MEAL",
"That's down in the normal range for BMI. You're not putting an enormous amount of extra strain on the joints holding you up off the ground in that case.\n\nFor someone at 125kg, 150kg, 175kg, 200kg... they have no business breaking into a running routine straight out, but the images that they see are about running to lose weight.",
"You'd be surprised.\nIt's pretty much a trend where I live.",
"they all lost 6 inches of height too?",
"And they found a baby in the process",
"Lol what a miserable bastard you are. How dare this guy share his story online. It'll make people who are out of shape and can't get into shape feel bad. Think about their feelings before you share your experience please!",
"What a huge different from the grandpa",
"right? what's going on there? I think photoshop might be involved",
"Someone cheated. ",
"Stress",
"But which one?",
"True, though my friend's mother specifically said it was painless and my mother noted how it wasn't normal for all women.",
"It's complicated to explain, but basically now the government is mainly only in control of nationalised industries (railways, steel/raw resources, large swathes of construction) and the citizenry are free to enterprise in anyway they want (within the boundaries of intense regulation and in the knowledge that the government still mostly has the authority to close down what it likes), so if someone wants to open a gym then they can (the fast-food industry however most likely works on a license from the government kind of system which all foreign businesses are subjected to). Other areas of business are largely the same, for example you can open a hotel if you like but there is an extra level of compliance with the government that you wouldn't find elsewhere and certain licenses you need to obtain (to have foreign guests etc.), but all in all you can still open, operate and manage a hotel privately.\n\nThere are many industries the government doesn't like which are expanding, and whilst they make it difficult for them in some regards there is the business freedom that makes it impossible to aggressively shut down - the nightlife industry being one of them (Xi JinPing is socially very conservative)\n\nThe regulations are getting more and more lax though with every party congress or Governorship reshuffle etc etc, this is just being replaced with evermore intense scrutiny and political paranoia. ",
"*That's so China*\n\n/s",
"Yeah, they love a slogan. I think it's the language, I honestly think there is no other language better suited to slogans than Chinese.",
"hahahahaha",
"So which one had the baby?",
"Think it might be our work culture, for centuries it's been \"you can rest once the work is done\", so we'll work hard all day then sit down to a hearty meal at night. Whereas others have clocked on that that might not be the best way.",
"Margarine like Olivani is muuuuch better tasting and better for you (or just less bad lol). I looked into the ketogenic diet and while it apparently has good weight loss I can't imagine the amount of fat you'd be consuming. Makes me visibly cringe. Like if it works for them then that's great but I have no idea how. Not for me for sure either way. So expensive too. They put it as a positive healthy diet. I haven't done the research into it but eating all of that fat doesn't seem to convince me that it's \"healthy\" lmao.",
"It's hard to say really. Things are very different here, it's by no means as strict and overbearing as I was expecting. Police are largely unarmed here for example. It's little things, like you have to link train tickets to ID and 'check-in' at train stations, many trains have facial recognition cameras in every carriage, but ultimately the control lies in the fact that the government reserves the right to be very very authoritarian and invasive if they feel the need to. Otherwise it's a fairly free place, people for the most part aren't living in fear. I feel much more at ease in the UK but I don't necessarily feel less free here. ",
"It’s a recognized weight loss technique because you stay fuller for longer, therefore leading to eating less over the course of the day. There’s a lot more to the psychology of weight loss than just calories in versus calories out. Self control and portion sizes play a huge role.",
"Just get the epi and come out with a scar",
"Government mandated fitness can only mean one thing: invasion. ",
"I’m guessing it’s a super rich fucking family in China that has time and the resources for all of them to sign up to a gym and go regularly and not have to work all the time. Hey kids, want to get in shape? JUST BE RICH",
"Though it is poorly expressed, I think /u/azzazaz means \"portion control.\"\n\nAmerican portions are way out of control. A single serving of pasta is actually about the size of a fist. A single serving of meat is about the size of your palm and as thick (or the size of an old audio cassette). And yet if you ordered meat and pasta in a restaurant you'd get 4 or more \"servings\" of pasta and 2 or 3 servings of meat. \n\nOver years and years the portion sizes at restaurants have crept upwards and as a consequence so, too, has our perception of what a proper serving of food is.\n\nTruth be told a single meal where the total foodstuff on your plate is the same volume as one fist would be a decent small/quick meal, and total volume equal to two fists would probably be just about perfect calorie-wise for a single meal. ",
"#fat makes you old and unhealthy ",
"Fat burns globally. Just cause you work out your abs doesn't mean it exclusively gets rid of fat around that area. That's why you don't see people with six packs and fat everwhere else, your whole body has to be lean to get it. It just means you have more muscle under that fat. Eat less carbs, do some cardio.",
"And they bought a pot plant too. Way to go fam!",
"Eating smaller meals throughout the days actually needs more discipline since you have to make meals and cook more often. Atleast that is what I have experienced. ",
"how",
"But it's true. Not only does lifting burn virtually the same amount during training it keeps burning calories for several hours after workout and builds muscle to increase daily calorie burnage. I would post the studies but I'm in the gym right now.",
"My work-out routine is about 90-100 minutes, 4 times a week. Only like 5-10 minutes of that (each day) is abs and I'm already bored by that. I can't imagine how you keep it up. What exercises exactly do you do to keep it fun?",
"Yes, women do have easier or less painful childbirths than others. That's not my point. My point is that even the easiest childbirth isn't \"easy.\"\n\nI'm not upset, just extremely dismissive of people who claim otherwise. IME they have no idea what they're talking about... or they're snake oil salesmen for yet another baby book trying to tell you how to have a painless childbirth. The worst are people who have never had kids themselves trying to tell women who have given birth that they're wrong and that the pain was all in their heads... the gall!\n\nThe reality is that childbirth sucks and hypnobirthing is not really going to do anything. Lying to women and telling them that this or that technique will help them have a pain free childbirth is not helpful. Instead you're setting up women to be blindsided. Over and over again, the complaint I heard from new mothers was \"why did no one tell me how horrible this was going to be?\" Our problem is not that we're \"scaring\" new mothers, our problem is that we're sending them into motherhood ignorant. (This is not just about childbirth, by the way, but also newborn and postpartum care.)",
"For restaurants it's obviously different, because if I went to a restaurant I wouldn't want to only eat 500 calories, I want to be filled. I also don't think people get fat because of restaurants (unless they're rich), more from fast food. ",
"Im poor ass broke and i still exercise and keep myself in shape, if you cant afford a gym (i cant) theres body weight exercises, like push ups and sits ups and running and all that other good stuff thats free to do :) hell i even do push ups outside of the doctors office well waiting for my appointment ;) you can do it :D",
"You must be real fitness sensei. Whole article is nothing more than false advertising. \"It's all about fast walking, jogging and exercising.\" Yeah sure, that's what planet fitness says to their customers as they feed their fat asses with free pizza and donuts. Not a single word about proper diet which is main reason why western civilization is getting so fat. But hey, who wants to tell people they need to eat less to get fit? No one because that would mean less burger dollars for the whole fitness and food industry.",
"Nah it's him. Harder to see from the side and the hair is different but the face structure is the same. ",
"Toxicccx",
"The one girl cheated and just had a baby, that's the real scandal!",
"MM, and the pressure on the lower back could have helped by mimicking the effects of being the right way up. ",
"Go on keto diet. Remove 95% of your carb intake. Aka sugars. Breads etc. And just eat foods in high fat and protein+calorie count=success ",
"It's more of a demonstration really. ",
"I'm not nutritionist but I think the \"danger\" with fruit is the frequency. Just like any other source of glucose, constantly ingesting glucose before you body has enough time to remove the previous intake of it can be taxing. All in all, this just falls to the global principle of moderation. ",
"i make money. i gym 5 days a week. not the point. my point was getting the entire family to stick to a regiment. asking the whole family to drop an hour or two in their day to work out...a poor family can't do that.",
"I don't know if this is sarcasm or not but that put a smile on my face. You sure you are not a shimigami?",
"but its only 20 minutes a day for results :/",
"Can't do that here in America fat people would complain they're being shamed. ",
"How can they look like this after just 6 months?",
"That lady lost her ass.",
"That small one had the biggest gains.",
"Winker*",
"They removed their excess fat and combined to create another person.",
"I personally burn almost 1000 calories, because I am pretty heavy, i run hilly routes with fast speed. But of course that is not somethin something you can achieve just like that.\n\nI guess that if you eat super unhealthy food 500 calories is almost nothing, but if you don't, then it's a lot more. I sometimes have trouble eating enough food to match my demand. ",
"Waaaay smaller in the before pic. Baby needs to follow the family’s example and learn some discipline!",
"Exactly, running long distances every day is arguably bad for your health. You will absolutely ruin your body long term.",
"You’ve basically shed a bunch of water weight, so now the weight loss trickles. It’s normal. Try intermittent fasting and cutting carbs where possible and it will come off! ",
"That's just a rheuma.",
"Remember it's not just the exercise that counts. Most of your physique comes from what you do before/after the gym. Nutrition and sleep are very important. I know a lot of people who put in the work in the gym and don't watch their diets. They get discouraged and quit. ",
"I tried the small meals thing and just ate more. You have to really measure it out and be careful if you do that. I currently eat one big meal and a tiny meal at dinner, which makes it much more difficult to go over my calorie limit. ",
"Wow I haven't heard of that before - I'll look into it. If eating 3 meals a day doesn't help much I'll try intermittent fasting!",
"Dude grew a chin",
"8 months with a few injuries? Resulted from working out? Or prior to working out?\n\nI worked out for a year solid with 0 injuries, you need to lower the weight and work on your form if thats the case.",
"Why didn't he stop his dick head brother then lmao",
"Lol I used to think the same",
"Yet of my friends and I who go to the gym between 1 and 3 times a week, which I don't really consider too far out of the ordinary, the BMI counts all seven of us as overweight to obese, yet none of us are as large as Arnold, and none of us are fat either. \n\nBMI is considered to be outdated since it only takes into account the most basic aspects of your life - height, weight, gender (in some cases) and how active you are. Perhaps you could consider it mildly useful as a starting point but whenever I've spoken to a doctor about it (as in when I've gone to a check up and it happened to be on my mind) they have all told me that BMI and actual health are two entirely different things. \n\nMuscle weighs significantly more than fat, and as a result two people could both be 188cm tall, and both weigh 113kg yet could be on the opposite side of the health spectrum, with one dangerously overweight, the other in extremely good shape. An index that offers that much discrepancy in its results isn't especially valuable in my opinion.\n\nIf you have any reasons as to how it could be useful I'd be interested in hearing them (Legitimately - I'm not being sarcastic there, I'd actually like to know them as they might be useful)",
"Evolution ",
"every one's looking so young ",
"Money. And the fact that they really aren't in overall bad shape. And the one girl was pregnant. ",
"It annoys me that in the first picture it’s obvious they’re overly sticking out their stomachs in the first pic and performing horrible posture ",
"Baby looks older than six months",
"Totally fake, it's so easy to just show a big bulging belly as before...\n\nhttp://www.cosmopolitan.com/health-fitness/a3621469/women-who-proved-fitspo-photos-arent-always-what-they-seem/",
"Maybe. Possibly. But again, it's never been demonstrated. Ok maybe if eating fruit every hour on the hour it would be not good, but 3 cups at 2 meals, I see no problem with.",
"So he worked out so hard he lost weight, age, and height?\n\nThe two guys are vastly shorter in the after pic than the before pic... The girls are the same.",
"30 years and 5 inches.",
"4 pregnant persons one baby. Did they deliver in 2.25 months?",
"That’s exactly what I noticed the most too. Instant motivation for me, since mine is a huge source of self loathing.",
"But he was clearly much taller... Did they cut of his feet to help him lose weight?",
"I don’t cook ever. I eat raw fruits, vegetables and snacks. No cooking required. \n\nMaybe once a day I will eat an actual cooked meal, but most of the time I’m just grazing. ",
"Not surprised, Chinese people are pretty damn good at life.",
"I'm thinking the younger one. ",
"Both were girls, one of them became fit enough to survive the river",
"Oh, come on, we need to be accepting of all body types in America! \n\nThe fact that this is a thing is so disturbing. Obviously, bullying people about it isn’t ok, but the fact that we “embrace” this bullshit with plus size models and other garbage is absolutely disgusting. \n\nBeing fat is NOT something to be proud of, nor is it something we should be accepting as the norm. It is sad that we have full grown adults in this country who literally cannot control themselves. Sadly, that usually ends up being passed to their kids, who then continue the toxic cycle.",
"You're probably one of those weirdos that doesn't immediately and loudly acknowledge when a black person enters the room.",
"not enough of it...you burn fat breahing, i get your point, but its semantics...ab exercises alone wont remove a gut ",
"what everyone else is saying, if you fix your diet that will help too \n\ni had a gut for YEARS i mean fucking years.....when i was deployed was the only time i ever got rid of it, it came back a few years later\n\nbut it was ab exercises + running 3 times a day, i also had a shitty diet, i sympathize with those who dont want to eat differently, its possibly just hard",
"Can you give a single example of the Obamas being part of the fat and proud movement? ",
"They lost enough wait to make a new person",
"Elephant lost a tusk. Savage",
"*you're",
"Gotta be. She’s the only one where her belly doesn’t match her physique. ",
"Who was pregnant, the mom or the daughter?",
"A glass of orange juice has the same amount of sugar as soda and very very little fiber. Essentially the same thing. ",
"Yeah, and I think this touches on one of the most important parts of weight loss: the technique that works for everyone is different. Some people do keto, some do paleo, some go vegetarian, and some just cut calories. Some people can do cheat days, but for others that will derail their whole routine. Some work out heavily, some don’t at all. \n\nThat being said, once you get used to smaller meals your appetite will shrink. However, it takes a lot of self-control and willpower to do that and some people just want to eat more in one sitting. As long as that works for you it’s fine. ",
"Being in good shape always makes you look significantly younger",
"you need to do cardio to trim the fat.",
"The sister cheated",
"If u haven't already, try looking into your diet. Diet is the biggest factor in determining your physique. ",
"That's a pretty solid 6 months of work. ",
"He was cultivating mass. ",
"No they never did that. That never did happen did it? Thats too bad. That that never ever happened. ",
"Yup",
"Well to be fair they're obviously pushing out their bellies in the before pic",
"Huh, I indeed change the sheets very infrequently (1-1.5 months). I always bring the excuse \"I *always* shower and wash my hair before going to bed\". I do have more than enough sets of sheets, so I might just get on a more regular schedule. Hopefully the results might bring about someone to do the burdensome chore of changing the sheets with :D",
"In all fairness this pic isn't as impressive, since they're pushing out their bellies in the before pic. The difference you can make by standing straight is pretty huge",
"TBF it is still not real. Anyone with any real world fitness/training experience will tell you this is not achievable naturally. The father lost like 30 years of age.",
"No, he didn't lose any age. He's just yawning and not wearing makeup in the first pic, but he's wearing some sort of cover up in the second",
"How is this propaganda haha, it's very possible with a decent gym routine and diet.\n\nOf course the before pictures are exaggerated, but nothing out of the ordinary for the first half year in the gym.",
"The mom's fat turned into a baby?!?!",
"Nope.. change the order of the pictures ! ",
"Yeah, I know that people believe that if they do abs, they'll lose the belly. It's not like most people think of it, but there is a lot to it. I mean, doing exercise they will burn calories and they might just develop enough muscle to keep their belly in place, but it's not like they'll lose fat on the stomach doing 20 sit ups a day.",
"Did they all get shorter or did the dresser get taller?",
"Sure, you are clean when you go to bed. But you still sweat and leave dead skin cells. The stuff builds up over time and that's when it gets you, no matter if you are fresh out of the shower.",
"Let's not be sexist here. Don't forget the dad and son.",
"Their* results.\nSmfh",
"There are only two sexes. This is evident and it really doesn't matter what people identify as, when they are born they are either male or female both physically and genetically.",
"They just have good fitness genes. Some people are just lucky like that.",
"Different camera and angle. Also age can be adjusted with money. ",
"I cant tell which one was pregnant",
"Welp, time to go for a run. Only been putting it off for a few months. ",
"yep",
"The dad got hot. He looks almost as young as his son/SIL.\n\nGood for them. They all look much healthier. ",
"I'm more interested in the changes in diet they took on...",
"Did they make a baby out of the lost weights?",
"Hmm interesting, so no low carb diet",
"The ears match...impressive ",
"But who had the baby?",
"I think the younger woman was just pregnant",
"Why does the son and father look that they’re part of a Chinese mafia? ",
"6 months... Straight? Jesus.",
"Haha damn.",
"So the daughter was just pregnant then, yeah?",
"They all just gave birth... #fraud #scam #liars!!!\n\nCan I give birth too?",
"You gotta be kidding me. This was literally posted YESTERDAY ",
"I eat burgers bunless, they're way healthier and delicious this way. Slap an egg and some avocado on it and eat it over some lettuce and tomato and you're golden.",
"I'm coming in at 1844 comments to see if anyone else is distracted by 'there' results in the title. I just can't help it.",
"Apparently only one of them was pregnant.",
"\"Fake News\"\n\n-Our President while he sips his 12th Diet Coke ",
"I was joking lol",
"Well one of them had a baby so that helps 😂",
"Nope but maybe someday it will. One can hope they make one!",
"It's a long list but Google will pop it up for you. Serious risks are rare, but there's smaller things like it possibly affecting breastfeeding etc that would be more common. It also slightly increases chances of needing an assisted birth. Some people have serious side effects but it's rare. It is safe, as with most medicine, but there are risks and side effects and if people want to try to manage without that i don't see the issue ",
"I think it was the one in the white pants",
"The dad looks so much like his son after losing weight",
"Where are the other three babies?",
"Which city in China do you live in? ",
"Shame is not motivating. Negative messages inspire depression more than they inspire change. ",
"I expected the mother to be holding the baby since the theme of the photos was \"losing weight\".",
"You can't have your cake and eat it as well. You'll have to give up hoagies and pizzas if you want abs. There are definitely other ways, like increasing the amount of calories burned daily to compensate for all the calories you get from the hoagies and pizza, but that's a lot harder than eating better. Eating healthier ensures that you don't have to work as hard. ",
"Thanks for letting me know they're Chinese.",
"lol I'm pretty sure he downvoted the rest of my comments. \"Low T\" is pretty well known I didn't think I'd have to spell it out, and again he could have easily looked it up.",
"Dayum.",
"Once month of mega-dedication to look similar like OPs picture? I'd be willing to take that bet, where would i get a how-to?",
"wow someone downvoted me for that joke LOL. Holy sensitivity. (not you)",
">Not everyone can go from obese to fit in 6 months, but everyone CAN go from obese to fit. \n\nWell, yeah I agree. But that's not what you said. I was arguing against this kind of transformation in 6 months being in any way realistic. These pictures would require your entire life revolving around the gym for those 6 months and even then, it's stretching the imagination a bit. You see these kinds of results in a *year* and people would be like God damn that was quick. \n\nThe thing that really gets me is the grandfather. Can the son see results like that quick at his age? Sure. But the grandfather's results just make me thinking the dates on these are fudged \n\n\n",
"Iron is not the type who would kill his brother. He may fight him if he absolutely had to, but I don't see him betraying family without extreme circumstances.",
"Why do you think that? We only ever got to see him fire bend during the comet.\n\nFrom what we know of their earlier lives uncle iron was the dragon of the west and Ozai seems to have just been his little brother. Before Ozai took power he seemed to have no recognition at all while Iroh was world famous. ",
"Even his hair is better...",
"Lmao it literally just looks like some people got in shape. I never said they had some amazing huge transformation. They just obviously are thinner and more toned. Is it really that hard for you guys to imagine slightly overweight people getting in shape in a period of half a year? Like have you never worked out and watched what you ate?",
"i am talking about the insulin your body secretes after every meal of food.",
"i mean, it's the same in new york. i think there's probably been like... 20 new gyms in my area in the past 3 years, with all these bootcamp classes, boutique gyms, etc.\n\nsame as when i lived in prague.. fitness posters/ads/billboards popped are EVERYWHERE now. gyms are still shitty there, but there are actually gyms now",
"You’re a cunt that can’t stand anyone else’s achievements, so you just shit on them (hoping to block out your own failures).",
"Why do baseless assertions get upvoted on Reddit all the time? ",
"Their collective weight loss was enough to make another human",
"Great work!",
"I want to know why the picture of the elephant is close to the floor by a chair?",
"*grand tour, unfortunately",
"It's really not that large a factor. Diet swamps every other factor for 99% of the population. ",
"2 me lady cheated, lost hers in one day!",
"The Rock stars as",
"Abs are made in the kitchen. ",
"I thought skinny fat in men is basically no muscles in arms, upper body or legs. But still have a big gut. \n",
"But then all the social justice warriors will get super offended that there are \"patriotic\" slogans around. Positive, Pro-American slogans in America? Must be a secret nazi pack that plans to hang all transgenders! Sadly, any real movement would be skewed and distorted and ruined by the haters. ",
"Or something. No strict definitions - just whatever shames you personally and gets you in the gym.\n\nBeing sedentary and a normal weight is totally a thing that happens to some people; In that case, you can improve your aerobic fitness and your muscles by _exercising_. It doesn't require self-contradictory pejoratives.",
"Ripped Sans Wrinkles",
"yep",
"I was more replying on the fact that term skinny fat describes the body type I previously described perfectly. \n\nBecause its not like people with that kinda body are skinny, but they aren't really fat either. Or more likely a large part of them are skinny, except the gut which is fat.",
"Trying to bamboozle me and prove me racist, those are two different groups of Asians.",
"Why don’t you have a seat?",
"I'm not gonna lie, that could be two different families and I wouldn't be able to tell.",
"Lol you got downvoted cause you didn't spoonfeed him information because he doesn't know how to look anything up\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7ogl0s/chinese_family_spends_6_months_working_out_here/ds9vdr1/?context=3&utm_content=context&utm_medium=user&utm_source=reddit&utm_name=frontpage",
"The actual heavy populated/living area of China is well under 5%, most of china is just actual nature (which also makes it one of the most beautiful countries in the world). I wouldn't use the words \"too many\", not at least until it hits 10B, but that will never happen with the current projections, entire human population should peak at around 11B-12B and then dwindle downwards after that.",
"That dad literally looks good wow what a transformation! ",
"Yeah or you know, not, because she didn't want to and it was her choice...",
"I've never been in shape, just always skinny. I did try the exercise thing recently. I made it about 6 months with no result. Well that isn't entirely true, I did end up hurting myself, quite a few times. Think I'm done with all that biz.\n\nI don't know how people can just change their bodies like that. Seems like magic to me, this family must be wizards. \n\nfeelsbadman.jpg\n\n",
"How many births have you attended?",
"I also thought it might be a diff person, but if you read the story it shows his progression.",
"Lol me too, but if you read the actual story it shows his progression. Same guy.",
"Reflected horizontally: :(\n\nReflected vertically: ):",
"If you don't get any injuries you're not working out hard enough. If you're a devoted powerlifter there will be injuries at all stages of development simply because you're close to thelimit all the time. And you need to be close to the limit if you're not starting as a teenager.",
"Oh, actually grandma just traded him in for their fitness trainer. Sorry for the confusion.",
"Thanks! Some of that is not lost at birth but interesting to know!",
"*Pillar Men theme plays*",
"Wrong placement and wrong drugs, yes people worry about it, but as I said, they are the rare things. \n \nLarge tears from using things like ventouse (suction) and because it's harder to direct the pushing at the crucial stage. Tears are not inevitable, I did just write a whole paragraph on individual practices and preventing tears, but I deleted it so I wouldn't bore you further. If the epidural hasn't worn off by the pushing stage, it can make it harder for women to push (because they cannot feel it) leading to risk of instrumental delivery, and if they can push, its harder for them to control their pushing, which can lead to tears.\n\nIt's just a standard dose of peth, it will affect the baby. 20min before hand seems to be the worst. The baby will come out flat as a tack. With narcan, unfortunately we don't know if the mother has used opiates during pregnancy. Anyone can lie, that's why I said you never know. I worked at one of the top private hospitals in Sydney, one where celebrities go to have their babies. They are the ones who are more likely to lie to you. That's why they had to stop, we couldn't trust anyone.\n\nThis seems like im coming across as anti epidural or anti drugs. It's not the case at all. But it's something that really needs to be thought about as they do have risks. You asked why some women want to give birth without drugs, and here are some of the reasons. ",
"OC was referring to a photo the family took after a month where the dad looks a lot skinnier. Losing weight takes way less time than putting on muscle. It still would take at least 6 months to get shredded ",
"God, are you still using pethidine in Australia? Did no one tell you it metabolises into norpethidine? Jesus. ",
"That is a good distinction that I think is often forgotten.",
"Sorry I lost it. It's in these comments somewhere :(",
"Took all that fat and made a baby. Should've made a dog.",
"That's what happens when people lose fat around their neck, check the original post the grandpas face doesn't change as drastically in other angles but he still looks younger than when he started. Hell even I've seen myself look much younger when I'm in better shape, I don't know why you're saying it's impossible when literally any fitness trainer will tell you the opposite",
"One of those bellies, was not like the others. ",
"The secret is that they were all pregnant in the first photo.",
"First, because Uncle Iroh himself says he doesn't know if he could beat Ozai.\n\nIn addition, during the comet he is clearly much more powerful than his captains on the other airships, he does the firebending jetpack, which we never see Iroh do, and he shoots lightning blasts with almost no pause between shots.\n\nHe's probably at least equal to Iroh and may well have a slight edge over him.",
"You say that like there are negatives to consider. ",
"You're right, the phrasing was shitty. That's not what I meant, but I'm too lazy to go back and fix it.",
"No, I wish I wealth a little bit.",
"You're right there is much more into it especially if you bike or run to work. I'm saying that even with a strict workout regime and if your diet is shit or you take excessive amounts of calories all your're going to become is some fatter version of Eddie Hall.\n\nNearly all of the people in this thread are attributing to these people who obviously had a bad a diet and lived a sedentary lifestyle before hand have become in-shape just from lifting/running/autistic speedscreeching idk when in reality diet makes a much bigger part in regards to how cleanly people bulk, lose weight or maintain weight.\n\nAlso I don't appreciate being a condescending shit",
"Kind of like how it's my choice to shove a needle up my nose if I want to. Doesn't mean it's sensible. ",
"Either she shared a baby with the first girl or one of them was just fat.",
"So bulldoze the nature to make more room? Populations don't naturally spread out into available room, they conglomerate in cities. \n\nThe last thing Beijing needs at the moment is more people, but that's where the increase will be if there is one. ",
"A whale's vagina",
"I didn't know that working out could generate babies. O.o",
"What I said, it is bullshit. Shopped, as many tricks as possible. Not possible in real life.",
"Nah, it's not shopped. If you look at their instagram you can see their dad still looks as old. It's perfectly possible to work out and have good results in half a year. ",
"But not that good.",
"If you follow my point of them purposely looking worse than they actually do in the before pics it might go",
"It's not like they are suddenly just having 5+ kids either. It really depends on the family.\n\nA way to encourage less children is possibly by way of less (or tested differently) family support.\n\nOk, I know that sounds bad, but where I live, I know someone having their 5th child at age 28ish purely because of government assistance (and obviously they want it, but they can't really afford that many).\n\nI don't think they get such support in China, but I think people shouldn't be having babies purely for more government money. I do think they should get assistance, but maybe it should be in such a way that they can't profit off it (although they probably aren't profiting as such).",
"That and using every trick in the book to look better in the after pic, sure when you still take that as \"real life\". I don't, because it is showing unrealistic expectations.",
"Meh, it's the exact same thing bodybuilders do.",
"Yeah but they do it to earn money. Really not easy to do so as a bodybuilder. These people are just trying to make people think they are really sporty and whatever the instagramm society wants today.",
"Attention is a powerful reward.",
"Yeah but a sick and childish one.",
"No. It's not. Humans thrive on attention. We're social animals. ",
"Making fake pictures like these is sick. Normal humans do not do that. The extreme is not the norm.",
"I mean... What's your doctor going to do about it?\n\nIt's up to you to control yourself.\n\n",
"Dude, you're pulling it way out of dimensions. This is fine. People can take harmless pics for fun.",
"For fun, lol.",
"Yes. Attention is fun. They did it for fun. ",
"Takes a sick mind to think fun is tricking other people into thinking they achieved something they didn't. That is not fun that is fucked up.",
"> I know that sounds bad, but where I live, I know someone having their 5th child at age 28ish purely because of government assistance\n\nHow could you possibly be better off from having more kids and collecting a bit of extra government assistance? I've heard it a lot and it doesn't really make sense... having kids costs a fortune in time and money and government benefits are a pittance. ",
"You're weird.",
"Timelock on the fridge maybe? Or substitute what you eat nightly for something very low calorie, like carrots/peppers or other vegetables (not fruits).",
"Well, both parents have been unemployed for years. They had the last 2 or 3 to help with bills.\n\nI can only assume that they get other supports than the €140 per month per child. Remembering that they can also reuse a lot of clothes, get stuff from charity shops, and a lot of other stuff.\n\nIt doesn't make sense to me, but I'm not a parent and this isn't an isolated example. I've known or heard about many people doing this so something is making it worth while.",
"Just found this interesting stuff and though of this conversation\n\n>Previously, I explored how adding blueberries to our meals can actually blunt the detrimental effects of high glycemic foods; but how many berries? The purpose was to determine the minimum level of blueberry consumption at which a consumer may realistically expect to receive antioxidant benefits after eating blueberries with a sugary breakfast cereal. If we eat a bowl of corn flakes with no berries, within two hours, so many free radicals are created it puts us into oxidative debt. The antioxidant power of our bloodstream drops below where we started from before breakfast as the antioxidants in our bodies get used up. And a quarter cup of blueberries didn’t seem to help much. But a half cup of blueberries did.\n\n>What about fruit for diabetics? Most guidelines recommend eating a diet with a high intake of fiber-rich food including fruits, because they’re so healthy—antioxidants, anti-inflammatory, improve artery function and reduce cancer risk. However, some health professionals have concerns about the sugar content of fruit, and therefore recommend restricting the fruit intake. OK, let’s put it to the test. Diabetics were randomized into two groups–one told to eat at least two pieces of fruit a day, and the other told at most, two fruits a day. The reduce fruit group reduced their fruit. It had, however, no effect on the control of their diabetes or weight–”and so the intake of fruit should not be restricted in patients with type 2 diabetes.”\n\n>An emerging literature has shown that low-dose fructose may actually benefit blood sugar control. So having a piece of fruit with each meal would be expected to lower, not raise, the blood sugar response. The threshold for toxicity of fructose may be around 50 grams. The problem is that’s the current average adult fructose consumption. So the levels of half of all adults are likely above the threshold for fructose toxicity, thanks to industrial sugars like table sugar and high fructose corn syrup, and adolescents currently average 75.\n\n>Is that limit for added sugars or for all fructose? If we don’t want more than 50, and there’s about 10 in a piece of fruit, should we not eat more than five fruits a day? Quoting from the Harvard Health Letter, “The nutritional problems of fructose and sugar come when they are added to foods. Fruit, on the other hand, is beneficial in almost any amount.” What do they mean almost? Can we eat ten fruits a day? How about twenty fruits a day? It’s actually been put to the test.\n\n>**Seventeen people were made to eat twenty servings a day of fruit. Despite the extraordinarily high fructose content of this diet, presumably about 200 grams a day—8 cans of soda worth—the investigators reported no adverse effects (and possible benefit actually) for body weight, blood pressure, and insulin and lipid levels (fats in the blood) after three to six months. More recently, Jenkins and colleagues put people on about a twenty-servings-of-fruit-a-day diet for a few weeks, and no adverse effects on weight or blood pressure or triglycerides, and an astounding 38-point drop in LDL cholesterol.**\n\nhttps://nutritionfacts.org/video/how-much-fruit-is-too-much/\n\n/u/Blowmewhileiplaycod",
"Can't (healthily) lose *that* much weight in one month. Even if gramps stopped eating at all he couldn't lose more than 8kg in a month.",
"In China, just getting up in the morning generates babies.",
"This makes no mention of when the fructose was ingested...",
"I'm sure you have a thorough thorough understanding of the intricacies of assisted and natural birthing, and have researched it well before coming to this conclusion...",
"But only two per family.",
"I've cut my weight pretty close to single digit bf %. I'm just aware of the nature of many transformation pics, which you don't seem to be. You're still missing my point. ",
"Yes, I know natural birthing is something daft people do to make themselves feel like they're extra good parents.",
"See, I thought what daft people did, was talk like they know and understand things that they have no idea about, while on the internet...",
"Orange juice isn’t really a raw vegetable-they add a crap ton of sugar to it and remove much of the good stuff. You’re much better off drinking water and eating an orange. ",
"Ok, POSSIBLE but only if you go way off the extreme end. ",
"hah",
"Chinease fire drill. Everyone out ",
"Apple juice is the same way ",
"They looked way to much like a triangle",
"😂",
"It's irrelevant and weird to have mentioned they're Chinese. \"Family Spends 6 Months Working Out, here are there results.\" Yep, still understand completely.",
"All of them had 10 to 20 lbs to lose. At 3 lbs a month plus a light workout and cutting a few treats like dessert it can easily be done. Start with a few sit ups, push ups, walk and use the stairs. Ain't no thing. \n\nYou don't need to do 3 hours a day and eat only cucumbers, just cut a few calories a day and build muscle by doing what you can handle. \n\nI started with a pushup. One. I hurt for 3 days. Seriously. Now I'm doing sit ups, still trying to do a real pushup. Girly for me. And it's like 15 minutes. Tv time, do 5. Before work do 5. Before bed do 5. Literally a few minutes during down time. It's slow buildup of strength training. I've never been in a gym. I'm 135 and 5'10\" and I love round table bread sticks dipped in ranch. And if you say it's genetics, I laugh, I have a shit neurological disorder, arthritis, and my thyroid is a cunt. ",
"There is easy math.\n\n* Energy surplus = muscle gain + fat gain\n* Balanced intake = no change\n* Energy deficit = muscle loss + fat loss\n\nIf there was way of gaining muscle without gaining fat as well don't you think all bodybuilder would drop their bulk/cut cycles?",
"health is the most important, and everyone need keep movement.",
"health is the most important, hope everyone will keep sports",
"I'm straight thin but gay fat."
] | 1,915 | pics | Chinese Family Spends 6 Months Working Out, here are there results. |
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"Fact: the only person looking at the spectator is Rembrandt himself ",
"Fact: the painting was stolen with 12 other in the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum, in 1990. Reward for all the stolen paintings is 10 million dollars. https://www.gardnermuseum.org/organization/theft",
"Seriously, what is the point of stealing works of art? Is a robber going to try to sell it to someone?",
"Is it sad that I knew that from The Venture Bros? https://www.quotes.net/show-quote/87843"
] | 4 | pics | The Rembrandt stolen from the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum, Boston, Massachusetts, name The Storm on the Sea of Galilee, 1633 |
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"He is stiff.",
"This looks like they're in a lot of pain. ",
"Invasive species, let natural selection take its course. ",
"Me too",
"It’s raining lizzards hallelujah. ",
"Mother of Iguanas",
"Man if she was holding me id have no problem with Retile Dysfuction. ",
"Reptiles just slow down and move a lot less. Not in pain. However, there are people who are using this cold to remove non native species like pythons and iguanas and alleviate the stress non native put on an ecosystem ",
"I live in Orlando and have never seen an iguana... all I get are \"Palmetto bugs\"",
"I’ve been diving for golf balls because the gators ain’t active when it’s so cold\n\n. $$ Bill’s ya’ll",
"She could warm my cold unconscious iguan in her hands any day.",
"Swing and a miss."
] | 12 | pics | It’s so cold today in Orlando that iguanas are literally falling out of the trees in my backyard. They’re so cold they’re unconscious! (Saw this on Facebook) |
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"bullshit...that childs evil",
"Reflection creeping me out. ",
"I think we've found the anti-Christ. ",
"Or he's just a demon.",
"Wait... how is he even making a reflection from that angle?",
"[Rolling shutter](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rolling_shutter)",
"Repost fuckery is a foot",
"Or he has an evil twin that lives in reflective surfaces. "
] | 8 | pics | Blinking faster than the camera shutter. |
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