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/r/pics/comments/7ogr5u/dinner_with_my_cat/ | [
"Had a quick panic attack when I saw the chicken and thought it was that cat. Then I saw the cat. \n\nLooks yummy OP! Have a nice evening! ",
"This is just sad... I feel bad for that cat, desperate cat lady to the next level... ",
"dinner was for me and my boyfriend but my cat was more excited lol",
"sorry for late reply but uh, your seeing people now"
] | 4 | pics | Dinner with my cat. |
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/r/pics/comments/7oguug/last_night_my_inlaws_house_burned_down_here_is/ | [
"Debris?",
"This one of those moments where you throw holy water and just walk away. ",
"Kill it!!! Kill it with fire!!",
"Didn’t think I could have too much Reddit but you have proven otherwise...",
"Baby Danaris. ",
"Yeah, my wife screamed when she saw it. It was one of her dolls growing up. Nothing else really made it ",
"That didn't work tho....\n\nMOAR FIREEEE!!!",
"The house burned down but at least they got a little head..."
] | 8 | pics | Last night my in-law’s house burned down. Here is what we found in the ashes |
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/r/pics/comments/7ogvh7/oh_yea_vegas_does_payq/ | [
"Are we supposed to know what payQ is?",
"What number is above Q on your keyboard, and what happens if you hold down shift when you press said number?",
"1 and 2 are both equally above Q.",
"!*",
"Nope. ! and @"
] | 5 | pics | Oh yea Vegas does payQ |
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/r/pics/comments/7ogwag/homeowner_turned_his_sprinklers_on_before_leaving/ | [
"Wonder what his water bill was... ",
"damn, that little sprinkler keeps a wildfire away?!\n\n",
"Not as much as a new house bill",
"Not if you live in my neighborhood. ",
"This should be an ad for whatever sprinkler he has.",
"There's a lake right there he could pump out of",
"Smart.",
"Still not bigger or better than the life insurance policy.",
"Plot Twist: Lake wasn't there before.",
"It's a pool formed from the melted houses nearby. ",
"Used to be a moat; now it’s a lake.",
"Grass in the yard is green, tough to ignite. Williing to bet the grass that did burn was brown and cured. Sprinklers probably didn’t do much, but more than likely better than nothing. Having a good defensible space around your house is paramount when you live in areas with wildfires.",
"Wonder how many people in California will try to build moats now",
"The real answer is always in the comments.",
"I had suspicions that firefighters had a role in this and I was right... People love you leave out important details.",
"nope.",
"Forest fires burn at over 800C, I seriously doubt some droplets of water from a sprinkler helped...",
"It's too bad OP is just a serial reposter, and probably 90% bot run.",
"I wonder how long it'll be before this picture is circulating Facebook with captions praising Jesus for such a wonderful miracle. ",
"This would make a good \"Who Would Win\" theme",
"The driveway surrounding the house helps too ",
"Tl;Dr for you lazy non-clickers:\n\n>“We did not leave our house until 7:15 p.m. (Monday) and the video sent to us by a neighbor of our property burning was taken at 7:30 p.m.,” Tajchman wrote in an e-mail on Saturday.\n\n>“During that 15 minutes, God blessed us in the form of two Riley County firemen who showed up, made sure no one was in the home and then proceeded to soak everything they could in more water.\"\n\n>“Just as they ran out of water, the fire reached our back shed and they had to leave,” she wrote. “Upon reaching the end of our driveway, they set a back-burn in an attempt to stop the fire, which was successful for five minutes before jumping the road north of us.”\n\n>\"So sure, our silly cows and our wet lawn helped, but these two are the real heroes to whom we will be forever grateful\"\n\nStill too long? Sprinklers may have helped, firemen dumping water helps more.",
"To the top !",
"Reeepost",
"https://i.imgur.com/0MYMhu8.jpg",
"The messiah has returned!!!!",
"I feel like I just spotted a unicorn. Thank you for this!",
"We are all blessed on this special day. ",
"What the hell? You’re BACK!! I can’t believe it!!",
"Hey! Welcome back! Hope you're here to stay.",
"not lying. By coincidence, I just checked r/all and filtered through by posts from the past year. By coincidence, I checked on wildsketch's last post from 7 months ago. By coincidence, I decided to check his post history. And here I am, seeing his(her?) first (two) posts in over 7 months within 30 minutes of their posting.",
"Aw fuck. I can't believe you've done this.",
"I feel like I'm seeing things! This is like spotting a 3 horned camel in the wild!! ",
"Whaaaat!?!?",
"... could you have used “by coincidence” any more in that sentence?",
"https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7ogwag/homeowner_turned_his_sprinklers_on_before_leaving/ds9gvf9/",
"Wild, indeed.",
"Wild, indeed.",
"That's kind of like the guys that held off lava from a volcano with a hose.",
"By coincidence.. yes. ",
"The homeowners had cows that stayed in the surrounding fields that got burned up and now they were watering their lawn overtime in order to feed the cows. The cows survived and this is what probably saved their home.\n\n[Story](http://www.kansas.com/news/state/article137518423.html)",
"Just commenting I was here when /u/awildsketchappeared returned ",
"The sketch man givith",
"He's back!\n**I'm not crying. You're crying.**",
"https://i.imgur.com/ioYK43e.jpg",
"HES ALIVEEE",
"I knew you’d be back! ",
"Oh shit, you’re back.",
"I love you",
"Horry shit",
"I wonder what brought you out of retirement",
"How's the last 7 months treated you?",
"The day I joined Reddit your farewell post was top of r/all. Never thought I would get to see the legend at work",
"The King has Returned!!!",
"Good to have you back, I hope you have gotten everything sorted out in your personal life.",
"Glad you're back ",
"Just curious. What made ya wanna come back? ",
"Just here for karma you pieces of shit",
"What a legend",
"Pond right next to the house unless there was a hydrant on the property probably is what allowed them to use a deluge of water in this case. So often when fighting wildfires, they just don't have access to water in any quantity with ease.\n\nEven then, they are lucky it wasn't burning hot enough to ruin their efforts (a forest fire is usually hotter than a mostly grass fire).",
"[OMG](https://media1.tenor.com/images/a9ba60670cae6274bb3725bc3c8cdb21/tenor.gif?itemid=8275005)",
"WELCOME BACK S K E T C H B O I ",
"came in like a wrecking ball\n",
"I’m a simple man. I see a famous artist’s work. I upvote ",
"Dude,welcome back. ",
"How’d your projects go?",
"Maybe he just wanted to take a break and did t have to \"sort out\" his personal life?",
"what made you take a break and why are you back if you dont mind me asking ",
"Welcome home, always enjoy seeing your sketches ",
"He rose again according to the scriptures",
"Praise be! ",
"Holy friggin flipper doodle",
"Holy shit.",
"IT LIVESSSS!",
"Hey, you’re back! How did the change of pace with life go, if you don’t mind me asking? ",
"###IT’S A NEW YEAR’S MIRACLE!! ",
"Repent now or forever live in damnation! ",
"I love that you're back, but I hope that doesnt mean that your plans didnt pan out!! You're awesome!",
"I jerked it to this. Welcum back.",
"Hey, u Ok?",
"ITS ALIVE",
"❤️",
"Long live the king",
"He's not a messiah. He's a very sketchy boy. ",
"Oh hey bud",
"You've missed us haven't you?",
"This was a pleasant surprise ",
"He said the break was pretty much forced due to personal heath reasons, that’s what I meant when I said I hoped that he had sorted out his life. ",
"HE'S BACK",
"Welcome back",
"The time has come. ",
"EPIC!!!! Blow Reddit up!",
"are you that one dude that did a bunch of weird shit online because of a girl? Yo that shit was **hilarious**. ",
"You can see the pond to the left he basically drained to accomplish this. Maybe the sprinklers were golf course grade just so it could be used to stop an inferno?",
"Detroit? ",
"Are... are you really back??? \n\n*cries tears of happiness*",
"By coincidence I opened reddit, and by coincidence I saw this comment about coincidences and by coincidence I am posting about the coincidence.",
"Missed you, Sketch",
"Moving back to live there, he's gonna be haunted by numerous ghosts that previously died in the fire.",
"Thought for sure it would've been 19 times",
"This is known as Gresham's Law.",
"His driveway stopped the fire and his sprinklers got the embers.\n\nHe probably turned them on long enough to really soak the yard too. Grass fires sprwad fast but burn fast. He just had to fend it off for long enough.\n\n",
"We're not worthy!",
"Nah it was because of his meltdown with that woman",
"Neighbors hate him!",
"Were there sprinklers near the barn too??",
"This reminds me of a Star Trek TNG Episode.",
"[It's like this house for whoever built it.](https://static01.nyt.com/images/2016/10/09/opinion/sunday/09scranton/09scranton-superJumbo-v2.jpg) ",
"Flint",
"Yeah, but wouldn't they have got a lot more insurance money if their house had burned down? Now they have to deal with a house that will forever smell like smoke",
"[Relevant!](https://youtu.be/wKbU8B-QVZk?t=5)",
"i see these kind of responses all over reddit. ppl like you conversing as if you're the one who wrote that paragraph. it genuinely bothers me, any insight on why it's so common?",
"How? Your account was made and comments were made more than a month before he even retired.",
"I felt so special having you all to myself over at r/rocket league... You made me feel special!",
"Insurance should cover smoke damage. ",
"How much damage have you saved yourself though really? Everything is now soaked and/or smoke damaged and/heat damaged.\n\nWas the effort involved here really necessary? Is this house not needing a tear-down and rebuild anyway?\n\nSerious question. If its a brick house you'll be able to gut it and renovate. But a timber home is probably screwed. Right?",
"I was there!",
"China",
"My aunt and uncle live in rural San Diego. They are required to have a very large tank and hydrant outlet on their property. Other people keep ponds. The firefighters can use either to put out/suppress a house fire - or soak it. ",
"He's back bayybeee",
"I missed you :')",
"Obligatory post to mark this moment.",
"speak for yourself ",
"Why so many upvotes these are terrible ",
"The pride of reddit himself :)",
"No wonder everyone else's homes burned, he used all the water.",
"Probs just an alt account.",
"/r/atheism",
"So what made you change your mind? ",
"You're back? Praise be to Jebus! 2018 WILL be a good year after all.",
"He made you so handsome! ",
"How do you draw that conclusion? ",
"I think we're about to get into the ol debate about whether it's by accident or on accident... It's the former, btw. ",
"Wouldn’t the road have helped as s fire break?",
"Everyone came here for sketches, not the actual post! ",
"Welcome back chief. Hope you enjoyed your time off👍",
"I dunno, just something I like to do.",
"Probably the years of gold",
"Plus firefighters soaked the house and tried to slow down the fire. ",
"TLDR\nCows put out the fire",
"Green asphalt",
"Guess he doesn’t have to worry about them noisy neighbors anymore ",
"I feel like the firefighters that were actively hosing down the buildings might have helped a bit. The title of this thread is misleading.",
"The house may be unsalvageable, but the the stuff inside it that couldn't be carried away can be dried out. Photos, hard drives, and family heirlooms should mostly be intact.",
"Mission failed we will get him next time ",
"Surely must have been God defending against the fire that He created. /s",
"Genuinely curious about any smoke damage to his house though. ",
"[It’s Alive](https://youtube.com/watch?v=LDwJArADO9o)",
"[It’s Alive](https://youtube.com/watch?v=LDwJArADO9o)",
"Having a lake on one side and a denuded area on the other, with a fire-breaking road all around probably helped too.",
"We have a wood stove and I can toss soaking wet wood into it once it's going and it doesn't care. EDIT: this is water-soaked wood, not wood-soaked",
"They will have a nasty smell that is nearly impossible to get rid of.\n\nAt least that's my experience with smoke damaged items.",
"https://www.snopes.com/did-sprinklers-save-house-from-massive-wildfire/",
"Because you also didn't read the article.\n\nThe photo/house is from Reno County. The firefighters were from Riley County.",
"I guess my real question is whether the risk was worth it. Heirlooms, photos and hard drives are not worth fire fighters risking their lives in the middle of a wildfire. When they were sure the house was unoccupied, why didn't they just retreat?\n\nMaybe they felt the house was a good candidate for a firebreak and so their intention was nothing to do with saving the house at all?",
"Reminds me of Star Trek The Next Generation, The Survivors.",
"Dafuq. That’s like doubting there’s more forest fires in a drought then during the monsoon season. He probably didn’t leave 5 mins before the fire showed up. Was probably a day or two. And yah, soaking the shit out of the ground, grass, trees, slows fire down. But share your theory, magic protection spell his slutty daughter placed on the house before leaving? ",
"Free. Most likely a well.",
"That was my thought, good natural fire break.",
"Hey man. Glad you're back. ",
"You are everywhere today! Lot of pent of drawings to get out? ",
"\"grandmabook\"",
"How much smell would there be inside a sealed house? If it said somewhere that the windows were busted out I could understand the concern, but if the house is as intact as it appears I don't see a problem. I doubt the the exterior would even hold onto the smell all that long. If porous things like upholstery get smoked they're done, but if can be cleaned off hard surfaces, my step father's company has done it for decades.",
"repost\n",
"A lot of that looks like it wasn't the sprinklers, but just fire breaks, and luck.\n\nLike in watchman. The naval battles. So much rests on quirks of the wind.",
"That looks like a fallout screenshot",
"True but I wonder if an insurance company would reimburse a water bill in a situation like this. Probably not since they do what's contractually required, but even if soaking the lawn only helped the firefighters it saved the company a lot of money.",
"Smoke can be cleaned off surfaces. You might not get it off porous things but the exterior of a house better not be too porous. Clean off what can be, use a special paint on some things, replace others. My step father's company has done this on a small scale for decades. If the smoke got into the house through busted windows or something you lose a lot more, but judging from the green around it the house seems pretty intact.",
"Not shown is the melted exterior vinyl window frames that look good enough for the insurance company to stamp an ok on the adjustment forms. But in 6 months when all the windows have fogging on them the homeowner will be stuck with $60k in window and door replacements. ",
"GOD BLESS US, EVERYONE!",
"I'll allow a 1 month exaggeration on u/fuzzytrtle, he's a little slow after all. ",
"hes back",
"Firefighters are trained. They wouldn't have stayed if they felt in danger.\n\nAnd if you can do something to help save at least one house, wouldn't you? ",
"Oh no, they'll possibly have to get new furniture and clothes, and redo some interiors... Instead of LITERALLY starting from NOTHING as they would have otherwise.\n\nYeah, I'll take smoke and a bad smell over no house again. ",
"I work in insurance and we offer “wildfire defense” for our customers. This is a pretty typical tactic. The wildfire defense team will keep an eye on the proximity of the fire. Once it gets within a certain range they set up sprinklers around the home. If it gets with a certain range they spray a fire retardant foam on the home. We’ve saved a lot of houses this way.",
"Good boy sprinklers! Good boy!",
"I don't know about you, but my hard drives are definitely worth saving.",
"Are you back for good?",
"Ozone will take the smell, so keep throwing your stuff really high until the smell stops\n",
".........he could've stayed. He could've filmed his house surrounded by fire while he sipped on a smoothie inside...",
"My parents live just a couple miles away from this. It did not take long, lots of praising Jesus and thanking for miracles all over the place. Truth be told though, only like 2 houses were actually destroyed in this fire that took out many, many square miles of land.",
"You don't vote for OP! ",
"That's not what the story says.\n\nThe cows liked the green grass (vs the dried out grass in the fields) , so they had been watering it a lot for a few weeks. Then they turned it on and left it on when they saw the fire coming.\n\nThey expected the cows and house would be gone when they returned, but the cows were just munching away on the green lawn when they returned. ",
"My parents live a couple miles from where this fire happened. There were only like 2 houses destroyed in the entire fire, the firefighters did an amazing job. Here's a picture from my parents house during this fire as they were being forced to evacuate.\nhttps://imgur.com/G0xcs7T",
"Well I'll be double-dog damned, your back.",
"Three hunnert bucks for an airplane ride to check out the damage, gets left thumb in picture. ",
"My king, you’ve returned to us in this hour of need.",
"This is of some Kansas fires, I remember this picture because my parents live a couple miles from where this happened. It's just old. These fires happened months ago.",
"Air National Guard now implementing new \"Turn on your sprinklers\" protocol",
"I'm not sure driveways are found much in nature, this one looks man-made. ",
"Prob the road saved the house",
"Getting upvotes on comments is like winning a game of Quiplash, yeah you know what I mean!",
"I misspoke, you're right, I made the account for an AMA but didn't use it for like a month after that since I didn't really know what this website was. I'll rephrase: The day I actively started browsing Reddit* it was top of r/all. \n\nI appreciate your willingness to go above and beyond to ensure the truth.",
" If I was dedicated to the joke I would set a reminder to reply to this in a year.",
"Okay, fair enough, it's just not an intended fire break, but it works as one.",
"my brain went [here](https://youtu.be/wdmHrkIXL38) instead",
"Wait a second, no it's no-\n\nYou son of a bitch. Here's your upvote. Get the hell out of here.",
"Sorry to tell you this post will be archived by then",
"True, I was too slow to think of that",
"A house across the street from us burned down and we could smell it for days in our sealed up house. That house was only on fire for a couple hours. Hopefully the smell will dissipate from theirs too, though!",
"Does he have a road all to himself?",
"Welcome back",
"Mention farts, use puns, and in jokes the whole group gets and you'll win?",
"The movie about vigilante heroes from the 80's?",
"S K E T C H B O I\n\n\nK\n\nE\n\nT\n\nC\n\nH\n\nB\n\nO\n\nI",
"They're probably drafting out of that pond. Just a little more on the electric bill that month.",
"Worth risking fireman's lives for, though?",
"That's their call. I'm going to assume that they're well trained to know when it's too dangerous to try, therefore not a question of risk.",
"Doesn't look like it helped the drive up to the house, I doubt it really did anything up by the house. Plus it's only on one side of the house. It could've gone around. ",
"No way the sprinkler system alone prevented this. ",
"The lake blocked the direct path to house",
"Watchmen the graphic novel.",
"Looks like there's still a ton of smoke residue on his house, does that have to be replaced or does it wash off?",
"Came here for the discrediting clarification - you are the real hero. ",
"Yeah, it was more of a theoretical. If I spend some amt of money to save my house from a disaster its also in the best interest of the insurance company so would they chip in? I'm guessing no.",
"They only had to wet the outside of the structure to keep it from burning. I'm sure it did no more water damage than a heavy downpour of rain. Depending on how much radiant heat was produced, vinyl siding on the exterior may be damaged and need to be replaced.\n\nThe contents and unexposed structural members, however, are dry and undamaged. There may be a smoke odor, but wildland smoke isn't nearly as pungent and disgusting as house fire smoke. I would not expect any actual \"smoke damage\" (discoloration/staining), like you would find in a house where a small interior fire burned, but was extinguished early. ",
"Has it been 7 months?!... what have I been doing with my life...\n",
"Same",
"Ya ... Anyone who lives in an area where wildfires are common should be calling bullshit on OP. The sprinklers don't do anything, the only structures in the photo are the property, firefighters protect structures and let the fields burn. This is standard practice. It's not the sprinklers that saved the house it's the firefighters who stayed there during the fire.",
"Dude, you're on fire! Like someone forgot the sprinklers or something. Two sketches in an hour, pace yourself bro.",
"Honestly best surprise to wake up to is seeing you pop back on Reddit!",
"should",
"Yeah, it takes a while to air out light smoke exposure and greater exposure may never air out. Some items are easier to salvage than others too.... I got a Saga back in the 90s that was declared totaled after a fire. Worked fine, never smelled, but I think the owner just said \"the house and contents are a total loss\" and junked it.",
"your comment doesn't really make sense because the firemen themselves made the call. clearly they felt like they could do what they did with some degree of relative safety. to answer your first question: yes they felt the risk was worth it. to answer your second question: they didn't retreat because they felt the risk was worth it. to answer your third question: this is a good question that i can't speak to. ",
"I'm glad you are back. You have made my Saturday morning so much better. Thank you! ",
"Where have you ever seen a house that is hermetically sealed?",
"> God blessed us in the form of two Riley County firemen who showed up\n\nNo... the firemen just showed up. They deserve the praise. ",
"['Bout sums it up.] (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MepMN-1fO90)",
"There'll be some smoke but there's a big difference between smoke seeping in and serious smoke damage. Also, modern houses are actually sealed up annoyingly well to the point where it contributes to indoor air quality problems because the air doesn't exchange with the outside often enough.",
"This was from the wildfires around Hutchinson last summer. Lots of fire departments sent trucks down to help. ",
"Vanilla extract added to the laundry can make a big difference. \n\nSource: wife was a Red Cross disaster action team member",
"Oh WB Sketch Boi",
"I feel like his insurance should pay for his water bill that month. ",
"KANSAS is having wildfires?!? Shit.",
"The face looks like Logan Paul.",
"Apparently they like the phrase 'by coincidence' and apparently want to use it a lot to apparently drive home what is apparently the point of their post, that apparently it was some big coincidence apparently.",
"A few years ago I saw a small fire on the side of the road started spreading through a field and golf course. One of their employees came out and turned on the sprinklers, which likely helped contain the spread of the fire and keep it from reaching a neighborhood adjacent to the golf course.",
"What about the silly cows?",
"He took the dub",
"Sucks to be him. Now with now water, sewer, or electric service and no road to access the property it's effectively worthless and likely to be condemned. The structure is fine though so he lost his house but won't see a penny from the insurance. ",
" Buy bitcoincidence",
"Feels good to comment a legends post.\n\nMissed ya man.",
"How do you reckon there's no road? To forest fires eat roads?",
"Oh man, it's great seeing you back. Even if it's only a one time deal.",
"Shopped",
"Isn't that Kevin Uxbridge's house?",
"Does a pool count?",
"I love you",
"Not sure about if it counts for fire code purposes, but yes, swimming pools get drained for fire fighting all the time.",
"You are the hero we need.",
"Yes but you are burning in an enclosed space with much slower heat dissipation. And you're burning wood which is going to burn hotter than grass",
"CARLLLLLLLLLL......",
"I don’t think so. Pipes woulda melted. RIP water pressure.",
"Knew a guy living in the hills east of SD. In the scripps fire, his house started to burn. A helicopter was flying by to reload its water payload. They stopped, scooped his pool and dumped it on the burning part of his house, saving the rest of it.",
"The owners had let sprinklers run a lot in the preceding days so the pet cows would have green grass to eat. But I still need to know if the cows made it out alive! ",
"Near Grossmont college, there was a house fire near the canyon. Normally, they wouldn't use a helicopter, but they were really worried about it catching the canyon on fire - a helicopter flew up, dropped a full load on the house, and put it out. \n\nMy aunts house burned in the 2007 fire, as a 100 foot tall wall of flame swept up the mountain she lives on at 2AM, and while surveying the loss the next day, we watched the helicopters swoop in and drop some water on the little hot spots that would flame up. ",
"If it is large enough and has enough clearance, I imagine. ",
"\"Sure is a hot one today.\"",
"They did.",
"Lol not trying to be a tool, just bored lol.",
"They were found cooking the kitchen and playing in the billiards parlor.",
"Yeah yeah, what's the real story.",
"Dont appease to the lazy and shorten a story like that.",
"Most Likely a burnout operation supported by plumbing a hose lay from the nearby pond.",
"Like a boss...",
"I wonder if the House would have been fine if the fire fighters had not shown up. One thing I learned from doing controlled prairie burns with a very limited water supply is that it does not take much water to stop fire from spreading across short, green grass. We would put down ‘wet lines’ that were only about 6 inches wide in green grass and it was highly effective at stopping the fire. The biggest thread to her house were probably those trees I bet the firefighters soaked them. ",
"That must ruin everything inside even more than usual",
"The goal is more to stop the fire getting to the buildings, and wet the outside so that blowing sparks and embers don't set it on fire - so think of a pool's worth of water being dumped on the yard and roof, rather than blasted through the house.",
"i'm not the guy you're asking, but i can confirm sprinklers and foam isn't doing shit in a wildfire where the canopy is fully engulfed. not even a rainstorm will put those fires out, and might not even slow the fire down significantly. i don't know exactly why, but you can imagine a huge column of hot air and the 60 mph winds make it a runaway reaction.\n\n[sprinklers really do help, though](http://wildfiretoday.com/tag/sprinklers/), seems like a smart investment for insurance companies and homeowners.",
"\"During that 15 minutes, God blessed us in the form of two Riley County firemen who showed up, made sure no one was in the home and then proceeded to soak everything they could in more water.\"\n\nApparently God was responsible. This kind of phrase annoys me, it takes away from the deeds of actual people.",
">Man rejoices as his house survives, rejecting the possibility of a nice insurance payout, while his house value rapidly decreases as a result of living next to the Hellmouth.",
"I don’t think they literally soaked the house, I think they just put as much water *on* and around the house. Saturated ground and a house wet like it just stormed could (and apparently was) be all the difference.",
"With a pond next door.",
"Fool Forest Fires With This One Quick Trick!",
"Fully engulfed? Probably not. But on the outskirts of the fire it has been quite effective. I’ve heard many firefighters tell customers that the best way to keep their houses safe is to defend their neighbors house too. So out in CA there was a lot of people helping protect their neighbors houses.",
"Protip: leave a comment now and edit it a year from now to really commit.",
"[IT'S ALIIIIIIIIIIVE!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VkrUG3OrPc)",
"Looks like lots of cheap land is about to go up for sale",
"Brilliant!",
"Maybe, could be bullshit. But setting up sprinklers for values protection is pretty common practice here in Ontario. As firefighters here, we don’t stand in the way of the fire. That’s just our practice here. Better to lose the building than lives, so we put up the sprinklers. I think it’s entirely possible this persons home was saved by their sprinklers. ",
"That high water bill will be worth it.",
"Welcome back!",
"On of his last comments didn't indicate any issues.\n\n>Anyway I have other plans that's going to take up my free time and I want to find an excuse to switch up my life. More spending time with friends and family, spending time going out, spending time with different artistic projects I'm building up on, and spending time with school. To sum it up.\n\n"
] | 285 | pics | Homeowner turned his sprinklers on before leaving to escape a Kansas wildfire. He came home to this (photo by the Kansas Air National Guard) |
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/r/pics/comments/7ogwrz/scientists_assemble_so_i_teach_science_at_a_high/ | [
"Before I even looked at this I knew whoever is Hawkeye would be turning in there graves.",
"That's real funny and motivational for kids of my age.",
"Meh there's plenty of other science classes they can take. Haha",
"Shouldn't Tesla have been Stark and Einstein been Thor?\n\n**edit:** and why no [Faraday?](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5b/Faraday-Millikan-Gale-1913.jpg/190px-Faraday-Millikan-Gale-1913.jpg)",
"I think that they are brilliant! Thor represents lightning, and Einstein is perfect as Stark, since both are badass innovators!",
"Missed a golden opportunity to make Newton Hawkeye. Not sure which fit tesla more, iron man or Thor. ",
"Arrow guy is ~~Maxwell~~ Galileo, Hulk is Charles Darwin, Iron Man is Einstein, dude in the back is Isaac Newton, the lady is Marie Curie, Hammer Bro is Nikola Tesla.\n\nI don't recognize Captain America though",
"Change stark tower to SCIENCE! ",
"Hah! Have an upvote! :-)",
"But the Bifrost is literally an Einstein-Rosen Bridge",
"Yeah my thought was Thor = thunder and tesla = tesla coil and stuff. But you're right he'd be a great Stark. There wasn't too much thought out in for who each should be. I'll get faraday and a hundred more scientist in the avengers infinity war poster haha. ",
"Hawkeye is Galileo and captain is Alfred wegener. ",
"Thanks",
"This is beautiful. \n\nthanks\n",
"Yeah I didn't put too much thought into it. I figure god of thunder fit tesla just fine though. Him as Stark would've been a great choice too though. ",
"You should consider copyrighting this image and selling shirts =D",
"This is just cool enough to not be cringey. Awesome!",
"I would love to see on my school wall! Title it “earths first super heroes”"
] | 18 | pics | Scientists Assemble! So I teach science at a high school and needed some good wall art so I decided to photoshop the Avengers poster with the faces of some real life superheroes. |
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/r/pics/comments/7ogynz/a_panther_chameleon_we_had_for_a_while_at_the_pet/ | [
"What does one of those go for?",
"That's a beautiful animal",
"Whenever we have them (which is rare) they typically go for around $400"
] | 3 | pics | A Panther Chameleon we had for a while at the pet shop I work at |
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/r/pics/comments/7oh094/needed_a_gate_sign_rando_amazon_couriers_always/ | [
"Just look at those lifeless black eyes. Like a shark. ",
"SHES A KILLER",
"My vicious Maltese needs a sign like this, where did you have this made?",
"signs.com! i photoshopped the design with her darling face."
] | 4 | pics | needed a gate sign... rando amazon couriers always leaving the gate open with my pup loose! |
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/r/pics/comments/7oh0a7/theyre_beautiful/ | [
"They're beautiful",
"Awe shucks",
"Awwww, thank you.",
"Ow, my eyes",
"/u/calbutler99, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No pictures with added/superimposed digital elements.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/calbutler99&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7oh0a7/theyre_beautiful/?context=10\\))"
] | 5 | pics | They're beautiful |
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/r/pics/comments/7oh1le/mini_ipad_found_at_toronto_airport_sunwing_flight/ | [
"Not mine. Good luck. Does it boot?",
"Good luck with your search",
"If only there were fingerprints....",
"Hahaha",
"Those aren’t fingerprints...",
"Its definitely mine lol"
] | 6 | pics | Mini iPad found at Toronto airport, sunwing flight, on Wednesday. Looking for the owner |
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/r/pics/comments/7oh47n/damn_it/ | [
"Freakin' Alabama, man",
"Roll Tide...",
"r/meirl"
] | 3 | pics | Damn it |
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/r/pics/comments/7oh4v9/describe_australia_in_one_word/ | [
"It's just missing a huge spider. There's probably one in there... ",
"at first my eyes saw flip flops and thong bikinis. And I believed it. ",
"Things is I think they like to call those thongs."
] | 3 | pics | ‘Describe Australia in one word’ |
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/r/pics/comments/7oh4vq/father_and_son_decide_to_let_their_health_go/ | [
"A repost from today lol",
"Yeaaa, no. ",
"You reposted the imagine but flipped it. It’s still a repost. ",
"You’re not very perceptive, are you?",
"It’s satirical, as in instead of getting in shape like he posted, they let their bodies go. Jesus Christ, really dude?",
"Not really satirical at all lol",
"You’re a fucking idiot. Don’t you have something to go post or talk about regarding Pedophilia? You have a awesome night, big guy.",
"You’re really upset I didn’t like your post. ",
"Jeeze, I understood the joke of your post and was all for it but you made yourself look bad in the comments. ",
"How so? By pointing out that a ton of his posts and comments were about pedophilia? Yea, that’s a little weird, man. Sorry, not really concerned by your view that I made myself look bad. He clearly was just trying to be a dick and I’ll call that out every time. ",
"thought this was kinda funny at first but afyer reading this........",
"Sadness abound."
] | 12 | pics | Father and son decide to let their health go together. |
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/r/pics/comments/7oh5c7/repurposed_airplane_trolley_found_being_thrown_out/ | [
"More images: https://imgur.com/gallery/H4CTc \nFound this being thrown out and thought it would be a perfect storage cabinet with just a few shelves and a lock. It was a very simple project but I still feel somewhat proud just from the lucky find and the perfect fitting shelves I crafted for it",
"Push some chairs close together, then squeeze through charging your friends $6 a beer",
"You're going to want a $5 bag of fewer than 6 peanuts with that beer\n\n\nEdit: beer, not bear",
"Good one. I have long wondered why they make them with such heavy construction though."
] | 4 | pics | Re-purposed airplane trolley found being thrown out |
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/r/pics/comments/7oh5m6/shes_not_digging_it_but_i_sure_am/ | [
"Those socks!! ",
"She thinking - I look so stupid. ",
"Necessary for maximum feets warmth ",
"No more pics of your Chihuahua? Is it okay ? "
] | 3 | pics | She’s not digging it but I sure am!!! |
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/r/pics/comments/7oh6e6/canmore_alberta_canada_4032x3024/ | [
"I’m from Newfoundland, have lived in Nova Scotia and Ontario. Canada’s beauty never ceases to amaze me. ",
"I wonder if this is the river that is right beside the highway that goes through canmore? ",
"Hey! Sorry for the delay on the response. It is, indeed, Bow River, and goes through the town and by the highway.",
"Nice. I was kinda hoping I was right. Ever since I was a kid, I have always wanted to get out of my car and walk down there. Never had the chance. "
] | 4 | pics | Canmore, Alberta, Canada (4032x3024) |
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/r/pics/comments/7oh6hu/this_was_one_of_my_sisters_high_school_sketchbook/ | [
"Looks like Hillary ",
"I don't want to get into the inevitable political discussion. So, I'll just say, your sister is really artistically talented",
"Typical liberal. Always skirting the issues.",
"Your sister is about as subtle as a Louisville Slugger to the head",
"The Curious Case of Trump and the Button. ",
"This is fantastic for a 17 year old. I mean political cartoons are about as blunt as trump is anymore but still this is something I could imagine seeing in a major newspaper or other publication. ",
"Wow! Thanks so much! I bet reading this comment coming from a complete stranger would mean a lot to her. ",
"More subtle than your username. But yeah keep insulting the high school girl's art project if it makes you feel better",
"Typical skirts. Always fleeing the knee.",
"Talented and witty! Looks like she has the chops to be a cartoonist! Hope I see this on the front page tomorrow. ",
"He’s 33 and Christian to the T. Can’t be liberal. ",
"She really isn't, especially not for someone who's 17.",
"What would the Schoolhouse Rock song for this be like?",
"Typical knees. Always taking arrows.",
"Too much credit",
"typical arrows. always missing the point.",
"/r/politicalhumor would enjoy this.",
"Typical points. Always straying off topic. ",
"You comment sits on that knife edge where one is not sure if it's sarcastic or offensive",
"This is borderline sort of embarrassing. I guess 17 is pretty young but this is hard to look at even for a child. Is it the parents or teachers putting this in her head?\n\nEdit: I sense outrage, but the fact it’s back up to negative 5 points shows that it’s pretty close to equal agreement to disagreement at this point. ",
"That's talent? Well shit, call me Peter Paul Rubens. ",
">Is it the parents or teachers putting this in her head?\n\nThis may come as a surprise to you, but sometimes people are able to think for themselves.",
"Because it's impossible to form your own opinion of the world around you at 17, right?",
"No it’s because if you’re going to be politically active, at any age, and she’s almost ready to start voting, then form an opinion beyond ‘Trump is bad’ and state that opinion preferably without crayons. ",
"I just meant it’s such low hanging fruit, “Trump is Bad”. He’s a big baby. It’s not deep it’s awfully shallow. I was actually hoping it was a naive teacher causing this. Somebody could sit her down and tell her that yes Trump is bad but he’s quite far down on the list of people who are actually dangerous and that there’s a shit-ton more to be afraid of then that idiot. ",
"If you think this piece she did embodies her entire political ideology, then I think you're the one who needs to grow up. ",
"It’s crappy and naive. ",
"It seems a good amount of people would disagree with you on that, but of course you are entitled to your opinions.",
"I guess if folks are having difficulty seeing my side of this I could scrawl a couple pics in crayon that would show them where I’m at on this. That seems to impress. ",
"Kind of disingenuous to not recognise the skill involved in her drawing... and it's marker, not crayon",
"Am I supposed to lie and say it looks great? Because I don’t think that. ",
"\"Folks\" aren't having difficulty seeing your side of it, they're disagreeing with you. That's a subtle but important distinction you need to accept. \n\nYou've criticized the (fairly impressive for the age) work of a young person, who's brief summation, in a 3 cell cartoon, is that the US president is childish (maybe due to his lack of an ability to control emotions like a grown up) and has access to the nuclear button. \nAside from your criticism being unnecessary (try encouraging young people to express themselves through art - it's healthy), it's just kind of a dick thing to do. \n\nStop repeating yourself, people feel you are wrong.",
"I am pretty sure it is either kind or sarcastic",
"when i was 17 i could barely draw stick figures.",
"i dunno why so many comments are marked as controversial, but honestly this is something i expect to see on a newspaper or magazine.",
"Put this in her head? This can be taken right from the headlines (even Fox). Trump had to one-up (immature move) the North Korea nuclear button comment (source of comic). \n\nWhether you think Trump's rebuttal was right or wrong, this comic represents current events. Just because it doesn't jive with your thought process does not invaladite the artist's vision or indicate the idea was planted. ",
"Typical topics; just have to be the center of attention.",
"I remember being 17 and having underdeveloped political opinions as well. ",
"The symbolism is terrible, how is that an insult? 😂",
"Sometimes you have to be obvious with art and present an accurate picture of the elephant in the room. If anything, she made him too adorable of a baby and he has a genuine look of interest in his face that’s not present in his actual face.",
"Why don't they rename it /r/Liberalhumor, considering they only make fun of conservatives, while they heavily downvote posts making fun of liberals in mere seconds.",
" underdeveloped political opinions\n\nAh, you mean socialist poltical opinions. I cannot really see the difference between those two.",
"My only criticism is that she's made him look cute. ",
"Subscribers are liberal\nNot the sub itself\n\nAnd you guys have r/the_donald anyway",
"Conservatism = being part of the alt-right.\n\nUmm, okay?",
"Tbh I don't care how one sided it is, I just want it to be funny, and unfortunately it usually isn't.",
"Well considering both Hillary and Hitler said that \"Society comes before the individual\" and Hillary had plans which could've started WW3, saying Hillary is Hitler, is probably more accurate than saying Trump - who I am not a big fan of - is.",
"Maybe it's Trump' s Twitter threatening his nuclear button?",
"_Ahhh true_\nWe need more conservatives that aren't alt right\nThey're painting all of you with the same brush and I'm falling for it",
"Well, \n\nA. Because Republicans control all 3 branches of government right now.\n\nB. Conservative humor isn't really funny. Point in case, any Steve crowder video.\n\nC. Conservative memes are generally rather mean spirited [example](https://www.washingtonpost.com/resizer/0dZgJLe8iY1hSYp4j9YZaGHY5pM=/1484x0/arc-anglerfish-washpost-prod-washpost.s3.amazonaws.com/public/SAOPIONEQYZKNK6GEGTAVRHYUY.png) mind you, that one was going around a week after charlotesville, and was posted by a congresswoman before it went viral.",
"Well, according to prager u, the alternative right is a left wing smear campaign against conservatives using people that are not conservative, yadda yaddah, propaganda. So yeah, 35%approval rating, 36% of the country is republican, coincidence?\n\n\nYou don't have to be a racist to support racism, all you have to do is link away when it happens.",
"I'm 17 and I understand politics herr derr... god america is annoying right now.",
"When I was 17 I was a Democrat.",
"No surprise someone with a misogynistic user name insults Hillary. ",
"You sure showed that high school student! Great success! ",
"This would fit in with /r/TinyTrumps as well.",
"I disagree, Steven Crowder has some pretty funny skits lol. When he crashed cenks thing, that wasnt funny though.",
"This would be better if it was a North Korean city getting blown up, maybe have two nukes going off because nks keep failing their launches.",
"This would be better if it was a North Korean city getting blown up, maybe have two nukes going off because nks keep failing their launches.",
"Thank you. She needed it. ",
"Typical center, always left of right.",
"Ok so you’re how old? And you sound this ignorant? ",
"Trump looks so cute in this. Awwww.",
"Need to take humour word out",
"Most conservative comics I've seen in the US are about how poor people suck, black people are violent, and Jesus is the answer to everything. Not really good material ",
"ITT: People talk about stuff they know nothing about.",
"Edgy.",
"Not too long ago many people married and had a family by 20. Can vote at 18. High schoolers are very capable of understanding political science. ",
"Well they're not exactly five. What's your point?",
"My point was in my comment.",
"Capable of understanding political satire*",
"ITT: adults getting triggered at the political opinion of a 17 year old",
"I give it a B+. Skin isn't orange enough. "
] | 73 | pics | This was one of my sister’s high school sketchbook assignments for Art class. She’s 17. The title is: Child-like Behaviour |
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/r/pics/comments/7oh78w/morgan_freeman_kissing_matthew_mcconaughey/ | [
"I knew god would be on top",
"God loves men!",
" #metoo",
"Matthew looks just like Morgan's granddaughter. ",
"Alright alright alright!",
"That lady photobombing in the background is scaring me.",
"Morgan is also grabbing Matthew’s chest.",
"Fondling the breasts, as it were.",
"Harmless horse play, or sexual assault? May the least sane of you decide.",
"or that..",
"\"But I'm not gay\"....\"It'd be cooler if you were\"",
"If that was a female, this would be getting a much different reaction."
] | 12 | pics | Morgan Freeman kissing Matthew Mcconaughey. |
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"Sauce: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/travel/what-43-decaying-president-heads-looks-180958129/",
"They look a little busted.\n\n*sigh* I don’t know who I am anymore. ",
"Zombie Washington leads an army of zombie presidents to Take America Back",
"I wonder if there's a chunk missing out of ol' JFK…",
"“Cracked skulls were just the beginning”\nThe greatest line in that article. ",
"Lincoln's head is blasted open in the back. Seriously. "
] | 7 | pics | Decaying Presidential Busts |
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/r/pics/comments/7oh8dz/death_by_snu_snu/ | [
"Future\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nrama",
"The mind is willing, but the flesh is...spongy and bruised.",
"Please",
"This message brought to you by HYPNOTOAD!!!!",
"I volunteer as tribute ",
"A good death by Snu Snu is its own reward. ",
"😧",
"Till Death do us part.",
"The flamingo leg needs to die",
"Why do I feel like something happened here? The one on the left looks angry/upset. The hand placement is odd too, shes basically the only one covering her chest and is turned sideways. Something happened here.",
"[meirl](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=49eRrsDIXAQ)",
"80s brought us leotards.\n\n2010s brought us skin tight spandex.",
"Is it shark week all ready?",
"Of course it’s gym shark clothing ",
"They probably roasted her for her choice of shoes",
"May the anterior pelvic tilt be with you.",
"I’ll bring some slurm",
"/u/Sid_00, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must directly relate to the event in the picture. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/Sid_00&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7oh8dz/death_by_snu_snu/?context=10\\))"
] | 18 | pics | Death by Snu Snu |
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/r/pics/comments/7ohdez/rudolf_the_rednosed_reind/ | [
"He is over the train, he lost it. Wasted.",
"Trondheim is in Norway, that's a mooose!",
"/u/ThomasMaker, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No pictures with added/superimposed digital elements.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/ThomasMaker&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7ohdez/rudolf_the_rednosed_reind/?context=10\\))",
"the reindeer is myself",
"There are raindeer in Norway ",
"[Relevant](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/nov/27/reindeer-killed-by-freight-trains-norway).",
"The deer were all the friends you met along the way."
] | 8 | pics | Rudolf the red-nosed reind.... |
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/r/pics/comments/7ohdg8/floof_perfect_specimens_australian_labradoodles/ | [
"What makes them Australian?",
"The labradoodles were initially bred there. In Australia they pioneered a multi generational breed by mixing; Lab, Poodle, Curly Coated Retriever, and Irish Water Spaniel",
"why arent they just called labradoodles then?",
"Good question, likely a point of differentiation for the breeder.\nhttp://beaumondelabradoodles.com/\n"
] | 4 | pics | Floof - Perfect Specimens - Australian Labradoodles at an Owen’s Valley Hot Spring |
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/r/pics/comments/7oheds/does_anyone_know_the_location_of_this_mountain/ | [
"Earth",
"Those trees give it away.",
"tralfamadore.",
"Aren't those The Majestic Peaks behind Verdant Fields abounding Misty Lake? Kinda looks like it.",
"/u/newbornlife, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not ask for general information or feedback. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/newbornlife&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7oheds/does_anyone_know_the_location_of_this_mountain/?context=10\\))"
] | 5 | pics | Does anyone know the location of this mountain photo? |
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/r/pics/comments/7ohetc/when_you_bought_up_big_but_a_craze_is_over/ | [
"29.95 for a fidget spinner is fucking insane",
"They are $2 at Staples and racing toward the $1 bargain bin.",
"My old retail job didn’t get our order of one fucking thousand until 3 months after placing it, let’s just say after what, 9 months? They’re still sitting there. Glad I quit that place because it was nothing progressive just make money and don’t change "
] | 3 | pics | When you bought up big but a craze is over... |
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"A place to eat, sleep, and shower. Good on you. Now keep it. ",
"I wish the best to you and to everyone in your situation. Hope you get more.",
"Bless you on your journey. Good job!",
"It's not something I'm used to, I'm still adjusting. \n\nBut I have a lock on my door. I have clean clothes. It's amazing. \n\nI just need to get everyone else who's out there here.",
"Much obliged. My next goal is my daughter, then help people in my position. ",
"Much obliged. Still a ways to go.",
"dude. serious props. don’t know the story, but as long as you’re a good dude she’ll be thrilled to have her pops back. pound it! be dad!",
"It's not a good story, it's all in my post history. But I'm trying to be her daddy. She thinks I'm the greatest. Just have to prove her right. Thanks btw.",
"Overcoming homelessness is exceptionally difficult. Most people don't realize how tough it is to get back into housing. Kudos to you, keep it up. Where do you live?",
"Congrats! Keep it up!",
"It's unreal how hard it is. I could still make one slip and be back out there. I'm so worried about everyone enduring this shit. My friends. I'm in Charlotte, NC. Most of my story is here if you search my posts.",
"Thanks bud.",
"Keep fighting the good fight.\n\nMay luck find your hard work in good favor.",
"Congratulations and wishing you all the best! ",
"Nice!",
"It's not luck, it's what I have to do. What has to happen. But thank you. ",
"Much obliged. ",
"It only gets better. ",
"Excess is a curse on so many. I guess the grass is always greener, but if you're comfortable, you're doing great. It's hard to articulate this in a way that isn't susceptible to criticism. Know that the thought is coming from a place of respect.",
"That's very kind of you, but it's important to remember that you can't save the world. Take care of yourself first, then you can work on helping others. ",
"Cross-post this to /r/frugal",
"I nearly died out there. Multiple times. People did fucking die. People I love. \n\nComfortable, I'm doing great. Fuck you. I want you to hold someone while she seizes from withdrawals, drag her out of the woods to EMTs, and not know if she's going to live. Fuck you.\n\nThe only excess I have is confusion why people like you think you can understand. ",
"Nah, that's the thing, we can save the world. I'm not superman, but I plan on taking it step by step. I made it this far for a reason brother. We all have a reason. ",
"You do it, I'm actually already subscribed. ",
"Just be safe who you help, some people are in their position for a reason, whilst others are genuinely hard on their luck.",
"Probably doing better than me, keep it up.",
"I'm aware friend. I've seen the shelters. There are men preaching religions from all over the world who moved here just to start over. A man who we all hated, but one day during breakfast he went and played that broken piano and made it sound like an orchestra on speed. There's so many different people who are in this position. I have to treat them all the same, lest I leave one behind. Because it could have been me left behind. ",
"I think your doing great.",
"Keep going, never take your foot off the gas. In a couple years post pictures of your new house in the country. ",
"Can I asked what things happend for you to become homeless?\n\nI'm glad you have a roof over your head now, I can't fathom how hard it must have been.",
"I don't believe we all have reason. I think people look for reason and purpose to ease the existential dread of self awareness. I also believe it's ridiculous how divided humanity is. Instead of being seen as countries and continents, I feel we should start seeing it as we are all one planet. Even eventually all one universe.\n\nIt's not right how many people die from starvation when I just smashed half a pizza and don't know if I'll even eat the rest.",
"\"Yeah any doctor knows how to do a prostate exam, but has your Doctor been homeless?\"",
"I think in your time of hardship you will have, by circumstance, learned life lessons of simplicity, basic necessities and lack of excess that most, if not all of us, would do well to consider.\n\nCongrats, and keep striving.",
"That's your reason. To spread unity.\n\nBut I agree, to an extent. ",
"That's the plan, once my daughter is there.",
"You have a fricken good reason for being proud too! \nYou gotta start somewhere, onward and upward friend.",
"Good on you man, one step at a time.",
"Alcoholism. A really bad break up. I started travelling for work, abusing drugs and escorts. Just lashing out due to depression. It eventually got me kicked out from my family's place. Lost everything. My daughter. So I slowly got worse.\n\nIt's a long story. I'm leaving out a lot. Just the parts that lead to my mental decline are mentioned. ",
"Best doctor for your bum.",
"We all need a place to call home. Best of luck to you brother. ",
"And you're right too. People complain to me all the time, and all I can say is that must be terrible, while I smile back.\n\nNothing is bad anymore. I just feel more for everyone else. Idk how to explain it. I can just feel their pain.",
"Much obliged. ",
"That's true for everyone. Thanks though.",
"I came across an opportunity to help get a homeless guy, Joseph, off of the streets in Cincinnati during a brutal cold streak. His girlfriend and child were at a local women's center and he was living in a tent behind a mall. We were able to eventually get him into a job and into an apartment.\n\nIt was such an eye opening experience for me on how tough it is to get back on your feet. Finding work without having a home is very difficult. Keeping a home without work is even harder. A person needs at least the first months rent and security deposit to move in. Then you may need to put utility security deposits down, get very basic living essentials, and then preparing for next months rent. \n\nYou've overcome a huge hurdle so far. You have every reason to be proud of where you're at!",
"Safe travels and good wishes.",
"With your knowing smile :)\n\nMany people gain a lot of empathy when they go through hard times, and make it out the other side, but not all.\n\nYou are a good person.",
"More than welcome. \nWrite this down and remember it; \"I can't help anyone when I'm not healthy enough to help myself. I can only give when I have enough to spare. Self-worth is not selfish, it is necessary for survival.\"",
"By luck, I mean as in a universal constant. Luck is an integral part of our life from the moment we are conceived. In what time period were you born? Where? To whom? This is what I mean by luck... things that are a part of us, but were not chosen by us. Things that are made available to us by chance.\n\nTo be very clear, I am certainly not belittling your efforts, for hard work creates opportunities for luck to be realized. It is evident you must have worked very hard to get to where you are now.\n\nDo not dismay if your efforts do not always pay off, for without them no opportunity could be realized. \n\nThat is what I wanted to convey. Never give up! There will always be setbacks and sometimes it might even feel like everything has been in vain, but as long as you keep fighting the good fight, you can hold your head high no matter what. \n\nI hope I rid my intent of some ambiguities. Good luck.",
"You really did that? You're an amazing human. Most people just pass us by.\n\nI've had quite a few redditors reach out to me, they've even offered me a car and a place to live. I just couldn't take it.\n\nThank you, just thank you for being there for him. I can't put into words how I feel. \n\nYou did something that will alter not only his life, but yours. And everyone he interacts with will feel the ripple effect of what you did.\n\nYou changed thousands of lives. ",
"If I have more than someone, I have plenty to give. \n\nThat's my variation. I've lived by it since I was a child.",
"I believe that the exact specifications of my birth are irrelevant. All that matters is that I'm here, I have people I love. I have mistakes I made, and I need to make things right. I need to be there for my daughter and to help people. ",
"How did you brush your teeth?",
"A sink.",
"Serious question - how good was the first night on a mattress (on a frame though)? I remember how good it was from one night on an airport floor so I'm guessing it felt amazing, but also wondering whether it was unnerving. \n\nI work with a charity that gets homeless back into work and I've got 6 former homeless working for me in IT, but never wanted to intrude into their past and I'm genuinely interested how transition back to \"normal\" is.",
"I spent a few nights at friends houses while homeless. \n\nI couldn't sleep because the noises,of a house were foreign to me. They kept me up. Now that I'm in a motel I'm getting really bad nightmares tbh. I feel so much more comfortable on a bed, but sleep itself is weird.",
"First few nights in the apartment at sober living, I was pretty much paralyzed and couldn't sleep. ",
"And a smart phone with internet! Not bad!",
"All homeless have that lol..",
"Your strenght to not give up is an inspiration my man. ",
"I'm happy for you. ",
"Good job! Now celebrate this victory, because you rock. Also, Warren Zevon?",
"I know not your troubles just my own, but if in fact we pass I'll be the one smiling back my friend.",
"This is solid advice. As a social worker at a homeless shelter, I have seen people in your situation try to help others before being in completely solid ground. All they do is put themselves back where they were before. Take it easy and work on you right now. Probably took you a while to get in that situation and it will take you a while to get out. You're not there yet. Housing is just the first step. Good luck to you and great job on your progress!",
"Good luck to you and your journey forward",
"How did you warren such a user name?\n\nOh, and, enjoy every sandwich.\n\nbest.",
"I dont get the whole existential awareness is horrible thing. As ex religious, i find the concept of an all powerful god monitoring and judging and dictating our lives to be like a supernatural police state. \n\nSome people are sheep, i guess, and nothing terrifies them more than being free.",
"Need anything? I have a lot of stuff! Let me know. We'll send you a care package. ",
"I was in a shelter once and gave another guy $20 for gas and parking so he could apply for a high paying job. He spent the money on a box of tissues and other sundries. I scolded him and gave him another 20. He got the job but lived in an efficiency suite to enjoy room service instead of renting a room and saving up. Eventually he lost the job, probably because he was as unreliable at work as he was as a friend. Oh, and he never paid me back the $40. Didnt ask him to, but still. Some people dont deserve to be where they are, but some do.",
"Need anything? I have kitchen items, clothes, books, random stuff... I'll ship you a box or two? ",
"Do NOT let multiple other homeless people crash with you. Someone will fuck it up for you. \n\nSource: Former homeless, currently semi-homeless",
"This is literally a blurry picture of some clothes and a desk.",
"I'm sorry, but that is not empathetic toward children born into war torn nations. How do you think a child in Yemen would feel to hear that? How about children born with genetic disorders that are handicapped for life? That is bad luck of the draw, it exists and you shouldn't trivialize it.",
"That’s awesome! Keep going! ",
"If you need anything else let us know. We have tons of stuff! ",
"Good for you, keep pushing forward :) don’t be afraid to ask for help if anything ever comes up! ",
"You are doing great. Keep it up mate. ",
"Good luck op hopefully you will be able to see your daughter again ",
"And Dr Hunter S. Thompson. Shush, tell no one",
"I'll be the one that's there for you. ",
"I work with what I have, my apologies. I'm trying to get better, but cameras don't make the priority list. I hope you understand. ",
"Whew, that's a big question. \n\nI'm currently working at a call center in the medical field. My previous job was Regional asshole and I traveled a lot. I held a ton of jobs to be truthful. I'm hoping this is the one.",
"Nice. Keep building on it. ",
"Much obliged. ",
"I was drunk, listening to zevon and reading Thompson. \n\nI love sandwiches. \n\nYou. ",
"I need you to send that to the local homeless in your area. I don't know where you are, but I know there's a storm that no one was prepared for and I bet that there's someone living on the streets in your area who needs it more than me.",
"Nah, donate. Give to the homeless local to you right now. This storm is insane and they probably need help.\n\nAlthough I love to cook and read, thank you for the offer. ",
"I had to live out of my car for three months, I know it’s not as bad since it’s covered and blah blah but... I feel you man.\n\nThat was about 8 years ago... now I’m married and have a family :)",
"You are amazing.",
"Been there, see my post history. They sold her out of my house. Not letting in people, finding other, more productive ways to help. \n\nStay strong friend, I hope you're ok.",
"I will tell no one, except Dr Gonzo, my cat.",
"Well, it's all I got.....",
"What the actual fuck is your problem ",
"Did I?",
"Much obliged!",
"I'm sorry to see that this happened to you, hopefully it will work out between you and your sister eventually. ",
"Just need you to be happy, and look out for the homeless around you, but stay safe, please!",
"Not sure why you're being downvoted. Homeless in Atlanta here man, keep shining the light. ",
"I'm not so good at that, but thank you.",
"I've never understood these questions as a homeless guy. We go to Starbucks. ",
"Much obliged.",
"Uh yeah, Obama phones.\n\nEdit: I'm on an Obama phone. That's what they're called. Why would you be upset? It's not a disparaging term. ",
"I will, it's just time in the way my friend. ",
"We donate warm clothes to the shelters all the time. We also make care packages for folks on the street. I was thinking that you might need a lamp or some dish towels, kinna thing. A homewarming gift. ",
"Neither was I, but once you find people who truly want to help you, hopefully it won’t be as difficult. ",
"I was there once before, had it made, and I took in a homeless couple to help them out.\n\nIt put me back down to the streets.\n\nI know, I won't let it happen again. Thank you. Thank you so much for what you do. You're truly the angel among us.",
"Help yourself right now by choosing to move forward with each small decision, and the best way to help others will present itself. This young man has found his calling; you’ll find yours. [Meet Donovan](https://youtu.be/0_ssjovD3cU)",
"I'm nothing. People, they're something worth it though. ",
"I actually tried to respond to the comment, but Reddit won't let me.\n\nI've had offers of housing, vehicles, money. Gofundme, I could easily get that. I turned it down to do this on my own because it was my fault. It's my problem, so it's my burden to bear.",
"I don't care tbh, you ok though? I know it's cold and Atlanta can get rough.",
"I always give the BOTD. I'm homeless as we speak, and I've gained help through reddit. I'm depressed as fuck, and seeing this picture and this story brought a rejuvenation to me. And that can't and won't be taken from me. I choose to believe him until given solid evidence as to why I shouldn't. ",
"Right? Like have you never seen a public bathroom?",
"Well, as a homeless guy myself, I commend your integrity. I would happily take a gofundme donation. Even $400 would get me in a uber rental and on my way to an apartment in 2018.",
"Yes, by saying the exact specifications of birth are irrelevant.",
"May I speak with Dr. Gonzo? We have ....business to discuss. It's cat stuff, you can't be involved.",
"Appreciate it. ",
"I'm happy you're you.",
"I'll get there. Thank you. ",
"I was given a hotel room for a week but I check out today. 18 degrees tonight. Best case scenario is I'm sleeping in a box truck behind a church. ",
"Always. I have a whole life to rebuild on lol. It's, well, it's going to be a whole new journey. But I'm getting there.",
"Everyone has their own tribulations. I'm sure that struggle was hell for you. I'm glad it's in the past. Say hello to your kids for me. Give them a big hug. I miss mine.",
"Your kindness would make my home warmer than you can imagine. I don't need a gift, but thank you for the offer. ",
"Whatever. What exactly would you like to know. I'm a pretty open guy.",
"I know, I wish I could get that for you too, I really do. It hurts knowing people are going through this shit.",
"You have any sort of insulation? Tarp? Take the sheets from the room. Wrap it all up, pillows included. Don't you dare fucking freeze out there.",
"I’d love to send you something to help you out if you’d PM me. ",
"You really think that's me. I went through all this just for charity. Friends, loved ones died, just so I could get charity. \n\nGo to hell ",
"That ain't me brah. I'm not that man. If I took charity, I wouldn't be here \n\nWe're just fighters. You, You're a fighter and I can tell.",
"If I do that they'll charge my debit card which is overdrawn, and who knows how that'll mess things up for me? I've got a sleeping bag and that's it. I may take the fleece blanket from the room though",
"Honestly I've taken more charity than I'd like to admit. I'm a Christian in a church full of missionaries. But I refuse to beg or con. ",
"There's a really bad storm hitting the northeast, please reach out to them, you might save a life. I'm fine. Enough was done for me.",
"Alright, calm down Rambo. ",
"No, there's plenty of reason to not make a buck. Not for my own gain. There's integrity and morals. If I wanted to use this to get ahead, I wouldn't be here. ",
"Honestly, I'd take an overdraft over dying from the cold....You can't exactly pay if you're not around.",
"I'm already overdrawn 70 bucks. Any more and they could sue. ",
"There's nothing wrong with getting help. I've lined up at food pantries. Shit, I've even been on random acts of pizza here. ",
"Heroin? Alcohol? Oxy? What was your thing? ",
"You make it a joke, but I have PTSD from what I went through. It's not some movie where homeless folks wave signs and go home drunk. The vast majority die. ",
"I'm an addict, in recovery. You aren't telling me anything new brother.",
"I mean actually begging in person. Ugh I hate the sight of people doing that ",
"Funny you assume it was drugs, You're right in my case, but mental illness and poor familial relations can cause homelessness just as easily. \n\nI started with alcohol, got worse with that. Tried almost every drug. Eventually hooked up with a girl off Reddit and she introduced me to heroin. \n\nShe's not around. And I miss her tbh",
"I tried it. It's just so degrading. And people look at you like you're garbage. ",
"I already have (though to my local shelter in Atlanta as it was 15 here two nights ago). Everyone needs a hand sometimes. You take care, and the offer stands if you ever need it. ",
"Wait, please stay on your account, there's a guy in Atlanta who needs help, please. ",
"/u/nedsbeds please look into this account and talk. He might be able to help. ",
"Put me in touch ",
"To us, you are a people. Let others help you, and then you can live what you say and help others. Say someone gives you 20 bucks. You say it's not needed, help someone nearby...\n\nBut on Reddit, it's YOU who is nearby. Take the help, and pass it along. You help us be the change you are talking about.\n\nDon't ever turn down help, because sometimes it's only offered once. ",
"PM me",
"/u/ivegotabluepandaidea Christ I hope that's right ",
"I’ve reached out. Thank you!",
"I can't do that. Too much has been done for me. And I failed. I'm not going to let someone else down. This is a hole that I dug, and I'm getting out of it.\n\nI'm not people until I can help people. Until then, I'm nothing. ",
"This just made my day!!! Please keep them warm!!!!!",
"I'm a New Yorker. Born in '72. I've seen it go from heroin to cocaine to crack back to heroin. It's always drugs. Sometimes it's *combined* with mental illness but it's always drugs that make you not care about living on the street. Too many friends got themselves all fucked up. \n\nCongrats on getting your shit together. You near NYC? I'll give you a Sony Bravia & a DVD player. I just upgraded. ",
"Maybe it's the other way around. Maybe drugs help you not care about living on the streets. ",
"It's this in my experience. I only started shooting up once I was in a tent, and yeah, it was stupid, but it made sense at the same time. ",
"Nah, I appreciate it, I may disagree with you because I believe mental illness causes drug use and is often unseen until it's far too late, but I appreciate your offer regardless. \n\nI'm not in New York city, I work for a medical group there oddly enough, but I'm in Charlotte. Y'all can be rough on the phone btw. But I appreciate your bluntness. And everyone there says \"Buh bye\", what's up with that?",
"Thank you for you kind words. Yeah, I'm very proud of how it worked out. I owned a few sandwich shops at a time and was asked by a friend to bring food down to the homeless. After meeting the guy in charge, I asked if he knew of anyone who legitimately could stay off the streets if they were put back on their feet. He introduced me to Joseph and after meeting him, we started to fund raise and get the gears in motion.\n\nNot as a bragging point, but to clarify. I'm very accomplished at solving problems. I built and operated 4 Jimmy John's, started up a national franchisee association for our brand, ran state political campaigns. I put getting Joseph and his family off of the streets in my biggest accomplishments. Why? Because it was DIFFICULT!!! It took me and my social network to raise close to $5000 and the right connections to make it all happen. How anyone could expect a person who is homeless to overcome it is beyond me. \n\nTake their help, do not turn it down. There is no shame in knowing your using that help to truly better your situation. ",
"No I get it. I come from a long line of alcoholics. I don't drink myself, maybe once a year or something. BUT I'm at a pretty low point in my life right now and I have had more than a few thoughts about how alcohol would make looking at shit less unpleasant. ",
"I'm still in awe that you did all that. I've been through detox and sober living, and I had a redditor help me out, not 5 grand, but they were there. I still fucked it up, I'm not going to accept help again because I can't let anyone else down ",
"It's weird. I was fighting, but I looked around and all I saw was representations of my failing for 2 years, so I said yeah, hit me, I don't want to feel this anymore. And I stopped fighting. ",
"I hope I never give in to it and I'm glad you don't anymore. ",
"It's always in the back of my mind. I felt it in my right arm Wednesday morning, it was such a strong feeling, I almost orgasmed. That's what it does. I drink now, more than I should, I know, but it's not that shit.\n\nFunniest part, I used to be terrified of needles.",
"if you're from toronto i can give you some stuff.",
"If you think you are nothing, then you will never be anything. I get it, false pride is a killer. So... don't follow false pride, and don't fall for the trap of false modesty.\n\nYou do what you can for yourself, but seriously, don't turn down help that you can use to pass on. It doesn't make you better or worse to drop off a chunk of change to your local shelter. It just makes you a conduit. And those are common.",
"You own a house?",
"Very pursuit of happiness of u . ",
"Where are you? If you're able bodied and willing to move I can get you work. Like, six figure a year work. ",
"People here are in a hurry. It seems rude to non-NYers but it's just the way we are. No offense intended. I think I'm a bit nicer on the phone. I usually end with 'Speak with you soon.' even if it's unlikely I'll ever speak to that person again. ",
"We all have a past. Sobriety will open the way to a better future. I truly believe in you.",
"Me and my fiance will be homeless on the 15th due to situations that happened beyond our control. Sad that our situation is over a debt of 300$ that we are behind and can find no assistance with and even with the new jobs started we can't beat the deadline. This story makes me feel like I'm not alone and my situation isn't as bad as it could be as there are others in far worse situations that us. This brings hope and I look forward when we too we'll cross this bridge and get beyond the hardship.. Good job OP. God speed and good luck. ",
"ZEVON MY MAN!!",
"Atleast you have a phone with internet...",
"Congratulations on making it three years! Hope it's been getting easier and that the end is in sight. \n\nI'm not homeless but I can fit all my belongings into two duffles and love it. \nTry not to let material wealth determine you're status.",
"I can appreciate your humility, man. The things a lot of us take for granted are literal luxuries to others.\n\nPositive vibes, bro.",
"If you wish for ways to save money on food hit me up.im a chef who's very serious on food preservation and economic tasty meals,I was homeless for awhile it's a great feeling knowing u have a roof over your head. Keep it up",
"Congrats brother... just been reading your old posts and I've got to say you're an inspiration.\n\nLife isn't always easy but you're giving it all you got and winning.\n\nStay safe!",
"It always warms my heart whenever I see something like this. Still gives me hope to what surrounds me. ",
"That's huge! Well done! I'm in Charlotte too. If I can help, DM me. ",
"That’s touching. Good luck and good vibes from São Paulo - Brazil. ",
"Major respect from here. That's inspiring. Thanks for letting others know the comeback is possible. Kudos! \n\nEdit: Just saw some of your old posts and wanted to say an extra word of congratulations. You've really been through some shit and I'm happy to see your progress. ",
"Congrats, keep your head up high there are always others that will try and bring you down with them!\n\nIt’s nice to see a success story, yes it is a success but always have a future goal small steps make the journey easier...",
"I'm positive there are people in Toronto who are homeless and need it more than me. Please reach out to your community, not me .",
"I'll take this into consideration. Thank you. ",
"I have a nice tent....",
"Thanks, I'm secretly Will Smith.",
"I'm actually curious. Charlotte, at the moment. I've got a job I love that helps people. But I make nothing near that. I'm interested if you're serious. ",
"I've gotten that too, and it was much nicer. \n\nI never take offense, I just was curious. I've had some great conversations with people I would have never met otherwise. I love New Yorkers tbh",
"Hey, that makes one of us.",
"/r/assistance\n\n/r/borrow\n\n/r/foodpantry \n\nWhere do you live, there are bound to be government agencies that can assist you in this. You don't need to be homeless, it's too cold.",
"Hey brother!!! Or sister.",
"Who doesn't?",
"Fight the self-loathing one second, then one minute, then one hour, then one day at a time. Baby steps to a new you, one you can be proud of. It is so possible.",
"2 duffles here as well. I can move it all in a moment's notice. I'm used to it, I guess.\n\nThanks, and I hope you're well.",
"I've realized that I was spoiled in my past life.\n\nThanks. Much love your way",
"Lol, I was in food service for 8 years, I have a few tricks myself, albeit I'd love to hear new ones.\n\nI'm glad you're ok. Makes me happy knowing others made it.",
"Come on man the economist so good right now there is absolutely no reason you should have been homeless unless you're a druggie. McDonald's starts at 12 bucks an hour nuff said.",
"I can always do more, but much obliged. Don't read too far.",
"It makes me happy that people care...",
"Nah, I don't want help. We can talk though. I like to talk.",
"Good for you. Keep going!",
"I've always wanted to visit Brasil!!!! How is it living there?",
"I'm just one person. Thank you so much, but I'm just one of the countless in similar or worse situations. But I'm alive and warm at least. ",
"Goals keep me focused on anything else but myself. I need them.",
"The self loathing is the fire that kept me alive for so long. I pushed on just to spite and punish myself. It's my friend. \n\nGonna be hard to escape, it's all I really have left. That and my daughter. Idk, my heads weird.",
"Seriously, you do what you need to do. Maybe someday you can look to others to help others, but right now, I suppose the best thing is for you to be in the right operator headspace. I wish you luck, friend",
"McDonald's doesn't start at 12 an hour. And 12 an hour isn't enough to support ones self regardless. \n\n\"Nuff said.\".",
"Much obliged!",
"I really do appreciate it. I'm listening, and I'll try to do right by me first. ",
"Your bathroom is nicer than mine.",
"Ok. Story time!!!!\n\n\nSo, I bleed, out of my rectum, at random and don't know it's happening the majority of the time. \n\nWell, I got back from work only to see a cockroach and spider in battle in a pool of my dried blood. \n\nIT WAS AMAZING.\n\nlike thunderdome, bitch.",
"Nice work on getting the phone ",
"I was homeless for about 3 years too; the drinkin' transient kind. I, too, have come a long way and recently had the moment you're having. I say this because I want you to know I'm being sincere when I say congratulations.\n\nI remember getting my apartment and for months, I couldn't help but feel like I was getting away with something.",
"I've always had a phone. Pretty hard to keep a job or even get one without it.",
"Nice! You need anything? I can Amazon you a care package.",
"You got a place! That's awesome buddy!",
"Nothing like begging for enough cash to rent a hotel room and sully it with heroin use.",
"Thanks friend. Brother, or sister. It's appreciated. ",
"There's a really bad storm in the northeast, I'd look there first.I'm fine. ",
"This is still the motel, but yeah, I think I have a place. Really close to work and it's going to cut down my expenses by about 68%. I'm so, just ecstatic. How are you, everything ok? Or as ok as can be? I know you're taking a trip miss.",
"I inboxed you ",
"I wouldn't really know, I'm assuming you have prior experience? I know of places that offer help, if you'd like to stop.",
"Congratulations. May you only go up from here.",
"Man 3 years... how was that? Highlights? Lowlights? ",
"Yeah not for a month or two yet. I'm fine, trying to get some work done and stay warm. I was thinking about you tons in the last few weeks hoping you were under a roof. Makes me so happy. You really crawled out of that hole with pure guts and grit. You should be ecstatic, I know I am!",
"Just replied. Didn’t realize the new app wouldn’t notify me for direct inbox",
"Nah, I'll go back to help others. The real world feels fake tbh",
"I replied. ",
"Good job man! :D Keep it up. You are not alone <3 ",
"It was hell. I really don't want to bring up the highlights or lows..\n\nI lost people I loved. And I survived?\n\nHow about this, one night, it was snowing. I didn't have money, so I was sober, going through withdrawals, starving and freezing, when I heard them outside my tent.\n\nTheir paws crushed the snow, and it cracked like dry wood. They were circling my tent, and all I could do was lay there and hold my hatchet. \n\nI listened to them for what felt like hours. I passed out and woke up with the hatchet in my hand. I opened the tent and it was snow, everywhere. It was beautiful. \n\nThat's when I saw their pawprints. All around my tent.\n\nKittens pawprints. \n\nThey'd probably been looking for somewhere warm, or smelt the food from my fire. They just wanted a place to be safe.\n\nAnd I was terrified of them.\n\nIt's only as bad as you let it be. Only as bad as you make it in your mind.",
"Long ways to go. I'm always good though, no need to trouble yourself thinking on me. Thanks though, it was a fight.\n\nI'm glad you're okay, I should go back to CA. I've been absent lately ",
"It lies to you. It's not your friend. It is the root of all evil in your life. You have kept going in spite of it.",
"See you there. ;)",
"Replied again ",
"Much obliged.",
"I know it's not healthy. But I don't like me, and it's the only thing I have. ",
"Oh thank you ",
"It's a great feeling isn't it? I just came from a similar situation. Congratulations man",
"It does feel so weird though, going back to \"normal\". I don't know how to react.",
"I have a feeling someone planted a lot of poison in your soul when you were young. They lied to you too. I don't expect you to love yourself overnight, but just keep making the right choice every time you can and it will add up, eventually. When the evil whispers in your ear, tell it to shut the fuck up and it will get easier to replace it with productive thoughts.",
"Replied once more ",
"It's weird readjusting. But I smile so much more now. ",
"I hate almost everything you just said lol. Mostly because it's true, and I do fight with the thoughts, daily. I feel insane. And I have shouted shut the fuck up Mackenzie, when no one was talking, I just want these voices to leave me alone, for one fucking day",
"I am new to the thread and just contacted him if he needs anything but please if you need anything am happy to send socks, jacket, etc please let me know",
"Most people will never know what it's like to hit rock bottom (I don't), don't appreciate what they have (but I do now). Good luck, and thank you because you just put a lot of things into perspective for me.",
"cool man, bet you treasure things more than i do, i'm a bit jealous ",
"I'm fine, thank you for the offer. He seems to be in a bad place.\n\n",
"I wish people never had to fall so far. I know it's my fault, but it's rough.",
"Maybe. I've honestly stopped caring about things. It's nice to have a door though.",
"And here I am sat on my porcelain throne worrying about having more things than I have space for.\n\nExcept fucking toilet paper. I bet you have toilet paper somewhere there.",
"2 rolls. Although I've been without, which was awkward, to say the least.",
"Best of luck!",
"Isn't it nice to sleep without getting hassled?",
"Much obliged. ",
"So many people can't understand that part. I can fucking sleep for longer than 30 minutes now. It feels unnatural. ",
"Materials are meaningless. You have shelter and are safe. Way to go. Keep moving forward.",
"You tend to miss them upon losing them though, but yeah.",
"Thank you for not giving up on yourself or humanity. Thank you for your perseverance in working towards being a contributor to society. This is genuine. Thank you.",
"We're rooting for you buddy! ",
"I wish the best for you on that man!",
"Any advice for those of us who can't imagine what its like to be homeless bit really want to help. What's the best way to do so? Help fund shelters? Carry spare socks in the car?",
"hands out hearts open.Keep focused.",
"That's still twice as much as I owned when I was a student, though.",
"I give up everyday. Multiple times. I just can't stay that way. I'm nothing special. Life is rough for everyone. ",
"I'm rooting for you!",
"Thanks man, still, just thanks.",
"Food, socks, cigs. \n\nIt's tough, it's really fucking tough to say what to do.\n\nI used to be so against donating after what I saw my local shelter did to the inmates, excuse me guests. But the sober living house I went to changed my life. I don't know any more.\n\nYou take a chance every time you donate, but if you at least try, that's something. I wish I could give real advice.\n\nBut. Yeah. Food, socks, cigs. Never cash unless you really want to. Or just talk to them like a normal human. That makes a difference . They don't get that a lot, and it can drive you insane. ",
"Be you for the rest of your life. ",
"Lol, I can't imagine. I've had much less. If you look at my posts, I was down to a tarp and a single set of clothes just recently. \n\nIt got bad. ",
"You got this!!! Onward you go ",
"how do you have access to the internet ? Free wifi , ok , but where did that smartphone come from ?",
"Much obliged friend.",
"Lol'd",
"I bought it, and the unlimited Wi-Fi, because you can't get a job without a phone, and wtf else am I going to do for entertainment? Carve runes in the trees? \n\nNot many homeless people fit the vision people seem to stereotype them to. Not your fault, how would you know?",
"Ok....glad you got a laugh in bud.",
"As someone that’s been homeless before, congratulations! You’re on your way and you’re going to do great! ",
"Hallelujah. :) Stay warm, man. Best wishes to you. ",
"You ok now? And thank you",
"Much obliged. You stay warm too!! My beard froze the other day. It's crazy.",
"❤️",
"Much obliged friend. ",
"That is a great start! So happy for you. Congrats.",
"HOLY SHIT!!! IT JUST CLICKED THAT WE TALKED BEFORE!!!!!\n\nI hope you're good brother. Pm me. ",
"Congratulations. Well done. Always forward. ",
"Thanks, it feels weird. I'm not there yet, but I put on the khakis and button up and pretend to be normal at my job. I put on my face.\n\nThey treat me human, ask about kids, my weekend, my plans. I try so hard to be normal and act like everyone else. It's exhausting. \n\nThank you though. ",
"Fake it 'til you make it. \n\nThat's pretty much what we all do. I don't mean to diminish what you've been thru and the huge adjustment you have to make. You're probably traumatized, culture shocked and anxious. But I expect you to gradually feel more and more comfortable. I hope one day you wake up in a soft bed and smile about how far you've come. ",
"Does this sub still have mods?",
"I hate to jump in on this but wtf.\n\nIm about to start subbing in the public school systems near me and im living in my car wearing shorts for underwear and haven't been able to find any help from anyone.\n\nI need so little to get going but all the shelters just shit on me and there have been no kind souls. Im literally offered bus tokens as a way of help.\n\nWhere are you people?",
"Thank you. And always.",
"Hi, I am moving across country so money has been tight but I am happy to try to help out. Tell me what you need, and sizes. I sent the other guy socks and underwear. I can try to help. If you don't have an address though I don't know what to do.",
"People actually made fun of my PTSD earlier, like I can help it.\n\nBut I'm trying, most people are good people. And one day I'll wake up and get my daughter ready for school, and she'll never know what I went through. God, I couldn't imagine if she knew. I don't want that ",
"Just me, sorry. ",
"I've seen you turn down several offers of help, instead thinking of others. You are an amazing human being.\n\nThank you. I hope you find yourself I hope you find happiness.\n\n",
"People need help, more than me. \n\nI'm not amazing, I'm just doing what we should all do.\n\nThank you though. I'm finding happiness every day. ",
"I was homeless at one point as well. I never gave up no matter what. 12 years later, I was able to buy my first small house. I'm very proud of you. ",
"You are people.\n\nI've done so little with so much. I believe a lot of people here understand you're the exact polar opposite of me. As such they would love to help you achieve whatever it is you want to achieve. Because it sure seems like you're on the right path.",
"I'm more proud of you. That's a leap friend. You're the inspiration. Nothing but love your way.",
"Nah, I don't think I'll ever be a man, a human again. Brains all fucked. I'm hard wired this way now. It's a short fuse with a bad ending.\n\nYou're a good person. Everyone here is. It's ok to be misguided, because people like you know the way. \n\nI'm doing what I can today, because I'm alive, and I shouldn't be. \n\nI'm trying for the people who passed.",
"I think we may be similar, I'm 7+ years without a drink. I don't really deserve to be where I am and it's always a struggle.\n\nKeep your head up, friend.",
"She's going to be better than me. In every way.",
"You're an inspiration to people. \n\n7 fucking years? You deserve everything you've gained friend. I'm ok, if you can pull 7 years, I'll make it, at least another day.",
"Excellent idea.",
"You would be surprised ",
"I work in oil and gas. You'd have work in Texas but you can fly back and forth from wherever really. Find a company that'll work you 3 weeks on 1 week off. Unskilled labor/On the job training. Good pay. Tax free subsistence. \n\n\nSome of it is hard work but others are cushy. \n\n\nJust need a couple of safety tickets hard hat and boots. And a greyhound ticket I guess. I know guys that started out that way from an isolated Indian reservation up north. Buddy makes $350,000 a year now.\n\n\nGoogle \"oilfield service companies\" and make phone calls. There's almost always a labor shortage. I had a job over the phone with no experience before I even flew out to our field in canada. \n\n\nBest of luck, God bless.",
"Wow, thanks for your reply. Congratulations on the progress you’ve made. Hoping your current possessions include a warm place to live. ",
"doors are cool, i agree",
"I used to live in Texas and the oil industry was falling pretty hard then. But, I'll look into this.\n\nMuch obliged, stranger.",
"I'm trying to reply to everyone. I only told you that story though. That's my story. That night was a very important part of my life. It made me see things differently. ",
"Where are You? I'm Charlotte, NC. There's help available, I bet. Let's put our heads together, you're probably smarter than me. ",
"Well I appreciate the openness. Happy for you that you’ve moved beyond that life.",
"I still miss it on occasion, truthfully. But thank you. Hopefully next time I go camping, it's with my daughter, and she'll be like \"DADDY, how did you know how to do that!!!\"\n\nAnd I can just laugh. She doesn't need to know about this. She thinks I just travel for work still, and I get sick a lot, that's why I'm always in the hospital. I did everything I could to preserve her innocence. \n\nThe last thing I did on the way to detox was drop off her present. I love her and miss her.",
"> some people are in their position for a reason\n\nYeah, like spending it all for [booze and whores](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7ohfb7/after_3_years_of_being_homeless_this_is/ds9lyb9/).",
"I read all I needed to :-)",
"Yea, it kind of goes in cycles. But oil prices are stabilizing now and works been picking up slowly for me over the last year. There was a three month period where I didn't work at one point but when things are good you save. Never missed a mortgage or truck payment thankfully. \n\n\nGood luck stranger. ",
"I know who I am and I don't want to change it. You can't hit the highs I've hit without that good gear. Don't care if I die.",
"I owe everything to my Higher Power who I choose to call God, the Twelve Steps and Family. We are Miracles. ",
"Hey's too far down the rabbit hole, man. Shit's getting weird.",
"You seem to be highly enlightened. Spread your wisdom.",
"That never worked for me, but I'm happy you made it.",
"Confucius says: Don't spend all your money on booze and whores.",
"Depending on how much disposable income you have now, you might want to start investing in good brain nutrition and supplements like lion's mane, which is a mushroom that induces release of Nerve Growth Factor, and that in turn helps repair nervous system damage. \n\nI doubt all that sleep deprivation has been good for your brain.",
"I still don't really sleep, you can probably sleep if you see how I comment.\n\nThere's a list of supplements I want to get, once I'm steady. I also really want to get back into hot yoga and meditation. ",
" I dig it ",
"I'll look into that though. Whatever helps ",
"Just time. That's all it takes ",
"I'm in Missoula.MT I've tried reaching out to local churches but some of them don't even get back to us. Others are out of funds. Backstory is my fiance had a layoff right before Christmas and kind of put a damper on things. I myself am dealing with social security disability and that's a long process. However I'm trying myself to obtain at least part-time employment if not more regardless. My fiance found another job. Two actually and is supposed to start the second one this week.\nThe first job has been short on hours and only a few weeks in so cash is limited. The private landlords on the property we live on aren't the nicest people and are not willing to work with us on a partial January payment and allow us some time to catch up. I have opinions on these people for some very good reasons but I'll keep those to myself. Just know there's a42 year old man taking advantage of his elderly mother unfortunately and controls her every move. Anyways our families can't or are unable to help. And we both aren't Montana naitives so we don't really know many people. I even started a GoFundMe and placed it on both our Facebook's and no where else because we are just trying to reach out to our friends. Not a single donation there at all either out of our combined 500 friends. It's ok my friend. We will get through this, we will be ok. Just staying positive has been a blessing through this even though it's been extremely hard and stressful. \nI was able to get a waiver for food stamps because of the pending disability claim so we have food. And thankfully there's a good food bank here that's the best I've ever seen. It's just been getting so far behind and the fact that employment has just barley started a week and a half ago there's no way to catch up. The silver lining is that having employment there's a program that can help with a deposit and first months rent but they cannot help until we are officially homeless. There's a possibly of getting enough together to stay in a hotel but at those prices we would have a very hard time paying that much money and trying to save. And being in a motel they wouldn't consider us homeless for that program. And who knows the waiting list for that. A month or two at a shelter will get us back on track I'm pretty positive about. After all we will have no real bills then. It's just sad that such a small amount of money behind if going to cause this. 400$ may not seem like much but it is when payday isn't until Thursday this week and with short hours and things like gas we need to get to work it's impossible to come up with that by this Monday. I appreciate your thoughts and then subreddit links. I will look into them. Monday we will be gone from her and not have the free internet access anymore so I won't be online very often considering our phones are already out of service as well and we use wifi phone apps. Situations are always difficult like this but we are just going to remain positive, thankful and just keep on trying to keep on. Thank you. I appreciate it.",
"Check this out:\n\nhttps://examine.com/supplements/yamabushitake/ \n\n\"Lion's Mane\" is aka \"Yamabushitake\". ",
"For 1g/day of Lion's mane, a month's supply is about $25 locally and online. \n\nThe studies I've read about have given people 3g/day, but the bottle I get recommends 1g/day. \n\nDefinitely read that link I put in the other comment on examine.com. The effects of it are pretty amazing.",
"Time and materials ;)",
"I know I'm not in your shoes because I have never been homeless, but I have actually been working REALLY hard at fixing my issues as well. Been counting calories, doing mindfulness meditation, watching what I spend money on. All kinds of stuff. Hopefully we both keep progressing in our journey of self improvement. ",
"Bullshit they don't! The one by my house has a sign that says 12.75 an hour",
"Meditation helps a ton.\n\nYeah know, it doesn't matter what the fight you're going through. It just matters that you keep fighting it. Yours is just as important as me, if not more so.\n\nI wish you the best. ",
"Does it specify position? ",
"Thank you.",
"Just die. ",
"This sounds like a situation that's beyond your control. I'm sorry I can't help. That's not fair to you and her.\n\nPlease keep me posted, and keep trying for assistance. You don't give up friend.",
"Hey we'll be ok. It's all about perspective and we just have to keep a positive attitude about it. Sometimes things have silver linings and even if they don't we can't let it bother us. We've got each other and we're going to keep on smiling (even though we've had an emotional week) just keep us in though or send some good ju-ju/vibes my friend.",
"It took me about a year to get back on my feet. Moved to a terrible city a few hours away about three years ago. It’s cheaper and I have a decent job, no friends in the area. However I’m getting good experience and plan on moving in a year to a better place. So in general, I’m better off, but I can’t wait to move back when I think I’ll have the experience to find a decent job where my friends are. \n\nI hope you’re doing well!",
"Cashier no joke - Taco Bell here starts at 11.75",
"Thanks, the best to you as well. ",
"Good on ya. ",
"I'm saving this and coming back to check on you.",
"Looks like we have something in the works now but we'll know for sure tomorrow. Basically we'll pay a half month rent and they will release us from the month to month lease and we have a person willing to work with us until we have enough money while having that place to stay. I'm very surprised and very thankful for this local persons generosity. ",
"That's amazing, good for you.",
"Did everything turn out Ok? Were they able to help?",
"Thanks for looking out for him btw. I'm assuming he responded?",
"You ok?",
"He did. We were able to connect and meet up. ",
"Yeah. I'll inbox you\n",
"Thanks man. He said you kept him fed, that's good. I'm glad to hear that. ",
"Inbox",
"Btw, I just recently got to talk to Warren Zevons cousin in law thanks to work.\n\nTurned into a total fan girl. It was great. ",
"Btw, got to speak with Warren Zevons cousin in law thanks to work just recently. Total fan girl experience. ",
"Squee! Dream dinner party: Warren Zevon, Hunter S Thompson, and Bill Hicks. ",
"I wouldn't even be able to speak. I'd just enjoy the talk between them.",
"Inbox",
"That asshole /u/nedsbeds promised me assistance and then deleted his account.",
"I saw. I'm sorry. I'm not sure what to do. ",
"He was gonna pay off my overdraft.",
"Thanks,now let's make em all like us, the world needs more awesome."
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"Finishing touches still to come, but I am happy and wanted to share!",
"not a bad idea to keep the kid from climbing out",
"Yeah.. he said \"can I come in here when I get put in timeout\" haha",
"Great, now you can lock the dog and the kid away lol."
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"Love this city. It’s just too bad so many other people do too. ",
"I tried to tell people about gloomy, rainy winters, but that doesn't seem to be the deterrent it once was.",
"Grew up in Ballard; California last 21 years. I still miss the view of real mountains. ",
"This has been a good year so far for the mountains coming out on clear winter days. We really do have some of the best views around. \n",
"Beautiful picture of one of the most dangerous Volcanoes in North America.",
"Shit, I've been gone for too long. When the fuck did they put in a wheel and where is it? WTF? Wheels suck and they detract from the skyline.",
"Spent the best part of my life in WA State ('91-04). Seattle, Orcas Island, Bellingham, Lummi Island, Bothell. Had to marry a fucking SoCal girl, and she only lasted 3 years in Bellingham and Bothell before she insisted we move to SoCal. Been stuck here since '04. Wish I never married the bitch.",
"It's going to wipe out the entire Puyalup Valley all the way to South Seattle at some point soon."
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"\"You're in the wrong neighborhood pal...\"",
"she knew to keep walkin\n",
"At that moment he knew that he had a target on his back all along ",
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"Glad to see I’m not the only one that uses lots of blankets. ",
"Glad to see my gf isn't the only weirdo who needs 32 damn blankets..lol",
"I use them for weight and not heat. My husband recently bought me a weighted blanket. Best gift ever. Works great for anxiety. "
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"That’s amazing! Good job. ",
"Gorgeous. Do you have a site with more of your work?",
"I would love a sick collab between you and Lisa Frank.\n\nAlso this is my new desktop background ",
"Love it",
"This isn't yours. ",
"Sent you a message.",
"That’s it??",
"She does some colorful work. That'd be one helluva collab as she's created a market all her own. ",
"It's fantastic. Don't be coy about it OP.",
"Thank you. New to reddit, not sure if it's the proper place to post but thought I'd put it up as well as future works when they are completed.\n ",
"Oh that is beautiful!",
"Needs a banana.",
"Great job!! ",
"Wow...Love this. "
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/r/pics/comments/7ohnml/probably_the_best_picture_i_will_ever_take_of_my/ | [
"Looks like a Kodak moment wedding picture for dogs. Awesome picture!",
"https://imgur.com/1Mw2rCP",
"I'm peanut butter & jealous of your dogs ",
"Genuine question. Why are huskies always purchased in pairs with one having darker markings than the other? See them all the time.",
"https://imgur.com/rKfVctg",
"https://imgur.com/2odTNJY\n\nJust a coincidence for me, I guess. I got the darker from a breeder as a pup, and the lighter one I rescued about a year later. ",
"I don't think that always happens.",
"lol the lighter one makes good derp faces",
"https://imgur.com/sbrf8rr",
"lol s/he doesn't fail!\n\nI challenge you to reply to every single comment with a new picture!!",
"It's nice actually seeing huskies in snow.\n\nI live in Australia and it's really not nice seeing them here in plus 100 degree days. Apparently their thick fur is insulating/cooling though...but it still doesn't look comfortable.",
"https://i.imgur.com/rYBKH9y.jpg",
"ooh scary!!",
"https://i.imgur.com/okaGWfD.jpg\n\nAnd they really don’t mind the heat. During the summer when it is 90°+, they’ll choose to lay in the sun outside, instead of coming inside with the AC. ",
"Whereas two labradors died in the 'heatwave' in the UK this summer when it got to 32 degrees, as their owner took them for a walk in the middle of the day.",
"https://imgur.com/9za9HVm",
"angry eyes!"
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"Lovely ",
"Thanks mate!",
"Robin's Eggs",
"These are actually Finch eggs. They look like Robin eggs and can be easily mistaken. :) The mama came back right after I took this pic to make sure they were ok.",
"On what height was the nest? I mean you probably didn't climb it",
"I have never seen finch eggs before. I've learned something new.",
"It was about waist-high. It was in some cat tails on the edge of a lake. ",
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"Yeah! I wasn't sure what kind of bird eggs they were and then out of nowhere the mama popped in to check on them.",
"Imagine if she clocked you on her way back, she'd go fucking ballistic! "
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"How did this guy poop in a normal toilet? No toilet can handle that power ",
"anybody want a peanut?",
"He would rip the toilets from their mounts and shit down the hole.",
"I don’t think so, any other mention of this pic lists Ernie Ball or Java Ruuk as competitors. if that was Flair you’d definitely expect him to be noted",
"A few of those guys in the corners aren't fighting.",
"He would often use Hogan as toilet paper."
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"Camera Model Name : Canon EOS Rebel SL2\n\nLens ID : Tamron SP AF 90mm f/2.8 Di Macro\n\nF Number : 18.0\n\nISO : 200\n\nExposure Time : 1/1000\n\nFocal Length : 90.0 mm\n",
"Can we have those wires in RGB sleves?",
"Usually known as \"bond wires\".\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wire_bonding",
"CREE CLV1L RGB? PLCC4 package?",
"This is one of 64 WS2812s on a single board: https://www.sparkfun.com/products/11821 (sparkfun's pic is a bit clearer than mine - looks like I've got some work to do!). The board in question is Pimoroni's Unicorn HAT for the Raspberry Pi: https://shop.pimoroni.com/products/unicorn-hat\n"
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"half educational, half LPT",
"This is so well drawn and entertaining! Is there a comic series for this?? \n\nAnd *where* was this when *I* was in high school?! ",
"don't know where it was at that time",
"So cool!! Deffo gonna remember some of these. Handy!",
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"He's hot for teacher. Little mate, best of luck. ",
"Love how he puts extra effort to impress her!",
"He got the tie and the shoes right. Dress to impress. ",
"😘🙋",
"Ya, you're right, his mom spends 3 or 4 times per day to take care his hair, specially when he come to home after outside play. ",
"This is the cutest thing I've seen in ages. At least he's motivated to attend school!! Haha"
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"That turle looks fuckin evil",
"Rip swimmer",
"Photoshop lvl. kindergarten",
"well it's a snorkel so it's not suuper useful when it's entirely under water anyways"
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"Great, now I have to manual a horse between tricks.",
"Nah. Looks like the modding community just finally embraced them. ",
"This is a screenshot from \"Pony Hawk\".",
"New Officer Dick screenshots."
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"That's a weird looking pineapple. ",
"Is this the Krusty Krab? ",
"No, this is Patrick."
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"Why not enjoy both ",
"I'll take Ho White for $200, Alex.",
"1,2,1,2.....",
"Ho damn.",
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"maybe ho white is just compensating for her smaller boobs?"
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"I don't know. Some of them are a bit goofy looking. ",
"There’s winning and then there’s winning.",
"Don't miss the 8th redhead in full camo",
"Can’t go to hell if you don’t have a soul.",
"when you zoom in the whole landscape changes",
"Got to get back, Samurai Jack. ",
"Uh, good-looking people will tend to have good-looking kids. I'd say that's the opposite of a lottery.\n\nNow, if these are all sisters (except the dog) then it could possibly be a lottery of one of the parents is fugly. But I seriously doubt it.",
"Not a soul in sight. ",
"And not one soul among them",
"I actually think good looking people tend to have the ugliest kids. ",
"They don't look related",
"well 3 and 5 look fake. 4 looks stones out of her mind.",
"Perfect example of the cheerleader effect",
"Hmmm... Rolltide?",
"My husband and I were extremely good looking (we gained A LOT of weigh in 2017). Our son is gorgeous (and he’s of normal weight). ",
"Did you really just downvote me because you think yourself, your husband and children are all attractive? I’m a stranger on the internet, lady. Why do you care what I think?",
"One or two of them won Shirley Jackson's genetic lottery.",
"Would it help you to know that the bottom one is a dog?",
"I haven’t down voted you. In fact, I think YOU downvoted me. ",
"The dog isn't. Hope that clears things up. ",
"r/incorgnito ?",
"Weasleys irl",
"Want me to PM you a screenshot to prove you’re wrong? All this because I think attractive people usually have unattractive kids? EDIT: To clarify for the easily confused- I offered proof that I didn’t downvote her. Not the other way around. Now untwist your panties.",
"Fire.",
"I like puppers.",
"I had to Google that.",
"I downvoted you just now for caring about downvotes and threatening to prove who downvoted you. ",
"I had to Google Shirley Jackson.",
"Bravo! We need more keyboard warriors out there like you. And FYI- I offered proof that I didn’t downvote her. Reading comprehension is key. ",
"That ones on drugs",
"Won the genetic lottery in what way?",
"Here’s another. Arrrr! Or whatever. ",
"Being ginger is not winning.",
"Second one from left doesn't want to be here",
"We can be friends",
"The two on the left, sure.",
"What makes you think anyone has to prove anything to you?\n\nEnjoy the oncoming downvotes from *sane* people who won't put up with your bs",
"I literally offered proof that I didn’t downvote someone, and somehow you think that I’m demanding proof they didn’t downvote me? Do people really not read the comments here?",
"Why does reddit have an obsession with the phrase \"genetic lottery\"?",
"Downvoting downvoters doing downvoting to downvoters downvoting. I'm down.",
"Only about 2% of the population of the world has red hair, so I guess in that way. If these girls were all really redheads, really related, and neither parent had red hair but had the recessive gene it would be a real genetic lottery.\n\n",
"They look like the kind of people I’d cast as witches in a movie. \nI can’t describe it but they seem kinda like the perfect coven. ",
"Arrr arrr!",
"or lost. recessive trait and all that.",
"Ah. Fair enough. ",
"Only a ginger can call another ginger \"ginger\".",
"Not 100% sure but the small one in the middle looks a bit like a furry ",
"there's a hole in the bucket",
"Well you said you were going to prove her wrong, you didn't specify what you were proving her wrong about until your edit. You just seemed awfully sure you knew exactly who downvoted you from the start.",
"Why are people still responding to this? ",
"Even the guinea-pig/hamster/dog thing is ginger.",
"I dunno, boredom ¯\\\\\\_(ツ)_/¯",
"You spelled lost wrong ",
"doesn't say anywhere that they are? ",
"....",
"*Lost",
"I think this might be the most insane exchange I've ever seen on Reddit. ",
"I feel the same way.",
"A couple of them did. ",
"The father is the tree behind them all. ",
"u/AnthonyBellBenGluck",
"Scientists have harnessed the power of crazy, this is actually a plant set to come on line in norther Europe.",
"You're missing the point. Nobody cares. That's the point. ",
"You cared enough to respond though?",
"Even the ugly one has that tumblr “grab my butt and buy me pizza” attractiveness",
"Meh. ed hair looks really nice on some people but not all red heads have \"won.\"\n\n",
"January embers...",
"Did they though? ",
"\"We find red hair disgusting\" From the Movie The King of Scotland"
] | 69 | pics | They won the genetic lottery. |
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/r/pics/comments/7oi3i0/bob_marleys_sons/ | [
"So many!! ",
"This photo itself got me high.",
"I think you meant to title this “7 pictures of bob Marley spliced together”...",
"They all came from the same mon.",
"He was definitely jamming.",
"That's a lot of good music in one pic.",
"Which one got the mercedes?",
"He hoped you like jammin', too",
"Anyobody knows all their names? ",
"Where are the rest of them?",
"Bob Marley also have a granddaughter whose name is [Eden Marley](https://cliferadio.com/cannabis-news-whats-happening-in-florida-politics-sports-and-with-eden-marley/), I recently stumbled upon her live call stream in a cannabis radio show. Just sharing. "
] | 11 | pics | Bob Marley's sons |
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/r/pics/comments/7oi3o7/im_always_amazed_to_see_pictures_composed_like/ | [
"i love this. who is the photographer?",
"Sorry, but I'm not sure. I found it shared by someone on facebook who said they found it somewhere online. ",
"RUST irl",
"Shut up you found it on Reddit. I’ve seen this at least 10 times.\n\nWasn’t going to call you out until you lied, not even making your own title.",
"*Long ago, the 4 nations lived together in harmony*",
"I hate when people do that, but you should really include a link to back up your accusation.",
"Tangents!",
"https://www.reddit.com/r/itookapicture/comments/6spujl/itap_only_one/",
"OK why can't he have found it on Facebook after someone saw it on reddit and posted it there?\n\n",
"I’m not spending any more time on this one haha. But agreed. This is a fact, not even an accusation. No trial, guilty.\n\nAnd even if found on fb from reddit, you used the same title OP! "
] | 10 | pics | I'm always amazed to see pictures composed like this. |
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/r/pics/comments/7oi54w/kevin_from_the_office_please_recommend_me_of/ | [
"You should draw me.\n\nWell, what you think Chocolate Jesus looks like.",
"Okay. Maybe tmrw.",
"Your neighbor, please draw your neighbor to the North East. ",
"Roger?",
"The cashier at the last store you bought something at- maybe going crazy on a stupid customer?",
"Same Kevin but he’s kneeling over spilled chili ",
"Dont lie2me now",
"Your imagination is sexy. I am on it - person.",
":)",
"Okay. ",
"Or Dianne. "
] | 11 | pics | Kevin from the office -please recommend me of other people to draw. Thank you! |
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/r/pics/comments/7oi59i/pineapple_owl/ | [
"Pineapp~owl maybe?",
"I have owl.\nI have pineapple.\nUhh. Pineappowl",
"Bet your guests had a hoot looking at this",
"Damn beat me to it",
"I upvoted but you suck for reminding me of that song. ",
"Definitely. Well done.",
"No way I’d eat anything that cute",
"If everyone hates it.. Who watches it?",
"That's the greenest pineapple i've ever seen",
"Haha, came here to comment that. Lovely!",
"Pineowlpple",
"That, sir, is a [kakapo.](https://www.google.com/search?q=kakapo&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS718US718&hl=en-US&prmd=ivn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjS3-Ly28PYAhUhUd8KHePzCroQ_AUIESgB&biw=320&bih=492#imgrc=Q0cJUmfF6NbEBM:) "
] | 12 | pics | Pineapple owl |
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/r/pics/comments/7oi6if/good_name/ | [
"Disrespect...",
"Will I still manage to stumble upon some fish if I have short term memory loss and forget to pay?",
"No, but you’ll be able to talk to whales"
] | 3 | pics | Good name. |
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/r/pics/comments/7oi6lm/wifey_just_learnt_that_you_cant_microwave_hard/ | [
"her next lesson - how to clean a microwave.",
"She's laughing at that one lol ",
"Boy is there egg on her face.",
"up next after that, how to unscramble a scrambled egg",
"Just think there has to be at least one person that likes their eggs that way. ",
"So, you may be wondering, is it a good idea to microwave an egg?",
"Oh, that smell. I did this when I was like 10. 30 years later I still remember that smell.",
"This.",
"no. \n\nsource: did.",
"You should get her to put a whole tin of beans in there too ",
"We boiled a bowl of white vinegar and some water in the microwave after a thorough clean up. So far so good. ",
"Add some mayonnaise and you get a nicely plastered egg salad microwave. This solves so many problems. You married a good one.",
"We've all done it. Sure we were told it doesn't work, but we HAD to try.",
"I've done this before :) I screamed for no reason. It freaked everyone out (my husband and our two roommates). I don't know why I screamed...",
"Should try this again but use the oven like your supposed to. Oh and use 18 or so eggs. Send photos",
"Forgive my ignorance, but is there no easy way to make one and heat it up later? Can't you lower the power level?",
"Looks like you can to me",
"Am I the only one to notice that ovens brand name is pronounced \"arse lick\"? ",
"Lol. It's a Turkish brand. Pronounced archelik.",
"Tell her to try with a raw egg next time. That must have been the problem.",
"Works with raw eggs if you do it for like only a minute though.",
"Yes, but make sure to mix in mayonnaise first. Boom! You’ve got egg salad. ",
"Easy, just wait for it to incubate into shredded chicken. Then you just put it on reheat and go at that baby with a fork, bbq sauce, and some Netflix. ",
"I microwave hard-boiled eggs before. Never exploded.",
"Actually, she proved you can... just don’t expect t be able to eat it afterward",
"You can do poach egg in the microwave. Put a bit of water, salt and a splash of vinegar in a mug, put egg in the mug. \n\nPut it on for 1 minute, keep an eye on it, too much you will here it exploding! ",
"Did you take off the shell first? It doesn't look like OP's wife did.",
" I think it’s time for a new microwave",
"I always leave the shell out."
] | 29 | pics | Wifey just learnt that you can’t microwave hard boiled eggs! |
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/r/pics/comments/7oi6m3/day_4_of_oregonians_pumping_their_own_gas/ | [
"r/fakehistoryporn",
"Accurate picture - I see you are familiar with Eastern Oregon.",
"Get your facts straights! Oh wait, facts mean nothing!",
"Wow! He’s not afraid of transients or anything! ",
"/u/tiagojlr, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must directly relate to the event in the picture. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/tiagojlr&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7oi6m3/day_4_of_oregonians_pumping_their_own_gas/?context=10\\))",
"Yeah, just hebrew",
"IMO it relates pretty damn directly to the picture ",
"Looks like they pumped themselves some gasoline eh?"
] | 8 | pics | Day 4 of Oregonians pumping their own gas |
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/r/pics/comments/7oi8zn/this_is_not_fair/ | [
"I agree, where is the “For men only” sign?",
"What’s the Indian word for asshole?",
"They all have the \"I will be head you over nothing\" looks on their faces ",
"You should care who is more needed.",
"Ajit Pai.",
"Did you just assume their gender? Or their ability to read?",
"Nice.",
"3 Pussies seated",
"[I'm just gonna leave this here.........](http://www.redsnapper-lanta.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Best-Rosa-Parks-Quotes-43-In-Inspirational-Quotes-For-Women-with-Rosa-Parks-Quotes.jpg)",
"Seriously, seating for women only? Totally unfair.",
"I don’t need a sign in order for me to offer my seat to a mother holding a child.",
"Men=Women, therefore all sex labels are interchangeable. ",
"Okay, story time. I'm from India and two days ago, there was a news report about a pregnant woman falling out of a packed moving bus and dying. Fortunately, they were able to save the baby. Unfortunately, said child will grow up without a mother because she chose to board the bus through the front side door instead of the back through which men board. If she had, one of them would've given up their seat. Men usually are more courteous about these things than women. I've seen it and it's common knowledge. Women (most) on the other hand, aren't. Even the women who responded to the report on social media agreed. \n\nI only mentioned the above because there's a woman with a child standing while scumbags are seated in the seats labeled ladies only. Fuck that guy who thinks he's so fucking cool flipping someone off and those other idiots as well. ",
"So you’re a sexist then, is that it? You don’t think women are capable of standing?",
"Maybe his foot hurt from working so hard ",
"Guy's got the gall to flip the cameraman the bird. Fuckwads.",
"Don't be an asshole. What's wrong with you? That lady's holding her child. Forget chivalry, it's common decency to give your seat to someone who clearly needs it more than you do.\nWhy didn't these ladies ask for their seats, I don't know. Some Indian women need to be more assertive about their rights.",
"You sound like a feminist and that’s great, tbh I sometimes suffer from a little cognitive dissonance as a result of holding both feminist and chivalrous ideals, but let me ask you this: if you and your mother got on a train with only one seat left, who gets it and why?",
"Me, its difficult to get her from a wheelchair to the seat man.",
"Wow. That's super-racist.",
"OMG finally someone who understood the real problem. People can't seem to separate the sign with the mother. These guys are protesting the sign and that's great. I am 100% in support with that and if you are a feminist and don't agree with that, well...\nNow comes the real problem and that is the guys. They fail to help this mother carrying a child by offering their seat just because they are protesting the sign. If the sign is removed, the guys won't feel (stupidly) compulsory to reserve the seat and hopefully offer the seat to the mother because she's a mother and not because she's a women.",
"To preventvmolestation on the trains ",
"These women dont necessarily lack assertiveness because they didn't ask. They dont have a right to the seat and the guys clearly see them. If they were gonna give them up, they probably would have already..",
"What an ugly thing to say",
"Maybe you're right. Maybe they're assertive. \n\nIn Mumbai, the buses have seats only for women. And you know what? Men **do not** sit there. In fact, if a guy does occupy that seat, he'll only do it if all the other seats in the bus are occupied and if there are no women to take that seat. If a woman comes aboard she'll ask him to vacate it and he'll have to. It isn't chivalry. It's the rule. In places in South India, the seats in the entire front half of the bus is reserved for women. Only young boys with their mothers are allowed to sit there. If a guy decides to sit there the conductor asks him to get the hell up. Because those seats are women only.\n\nThe sign over those nut jobs clearly says Ladies only. So, **yes** those women do have the right to those seats. ",
"Women by default are not in need of a seat more than a man.\n\nHow about a sign that says these are priority seats for people less able to stand. \n\nYou know like the west... "
] | 26 | pics | This is not fair. |
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/r/pics/comments/7oi9pf/the_passive_aggressive_is_strong_in_this_one/ | [
"Nah probably just didn't want to mow around the pole. I do the same thing with a hydrant, I would mow piece of my neighbors yard but leave the hydrant untouched and he would in return trim around the hydrant. ",
"Dafaq u talkin bout?\n\nEdit. : got it... get over it and mow your lawn. ",
"Nah this is dramatically cunty, they could’ve gone once over the biggest part. \nJust straight up sentient cist level fuckery. "
] | 3 | pics | The passive aggressive is strong in this one. |
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/r/pics/comments/7oib7i/chinese_father_and_son_before_and_after/ | [
"If they discovered /r/keto, /r/fasting and /r/Fitness then the after picture is likely the top picture.\n\nIf they discovered (All NSFW) /r/adorableporn, /r/AsianHotties & /r/GodPussy then the after picture is likely the bottom picture.",
"This guy Reddits",
"Joke's on you, I know numbers. (And, coincidentally, Chinese.)\n\nTop pic says September 30, 2017 on the paper; bottom says March 20.\n\nAlso, apparently the guy on the right grew in height.",
"This guy comments",
"This guy memes",
"God pussy would keep your favoured arm ripped though. ",
"Can confirm. Am more like the bottom picture.",
"Nice, saved the dad from headbands. ",
"Why do people post the after pics first ",
"Kinda looks like the son might be slouching a bit in the after pic",
"This is fuxkingg fat shaming. Im gonna get this sub banned hahahahaha",
"I just fap😕"
] | 12 | pics | Chinese father and son before and after discovering Reddit. |
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/r/pics/comments/7oie1s/our_sons_came_home_for_thanksgiving_and_cooked_us/ | [
"delicious charcoal!",
"How does one even burn rolls that badly? Lol",
"Mmm, cancer.",
"Baked not blow torched.",
"Takes time."
] | 5 | pics | Our sons came home for thanksgiving and cooked US dinner. I will cherish this biscuit pic forever. |
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/r/pics/comments/7oien0/flying_over_denver_can_someone_identify_what/ | [
"Someone must've forgot to use a coaster.",
"Was playing the Othello with God. ",
"What you see is a Split Wingtip. Used by Boeing mostly, it helps with fuel economy. ",
"/u/ilovesoccer719, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not ask for general information or feedback. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/ilovesoccer719&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7oien0/flying_over_denver_can_someone_identify_what/?context=10\\))",
"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Center_pivot_irrigation\n"
] | 5 | pics | Flying over Denver. Can someone identify what these are? |
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/r/pics/comments/7oifec/who_did_it_better/ | [
"The Iron Men suits",
"0/10 for no Hulk Buster suit. Full figured suits are beautiful too.",
"Definitely 12 ",
"/u/JacquilineDebow, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No pictures with added/superimposed digital elements.\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not ask for general information or feedback. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/JacquilineDebow&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7oifec/who_did_it_better/?context=10\\))",
"Those human suits on the bottom Look really intimidating. "
] | 5 | pics | Who did it better? |
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/r/pics/comments/7oihgn/an_eye_feat_a_phone/ | [
"The picture shows that the eye reflect the phone which shows the eye reflect the phone which...",
"Person has Lisch nodules. may be worth getting them investigated more",
"How's class?"
] | 3 | pics | An eye feat. a phone |
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/r/pics/comments/7oiill/sunwapta_falls_in_canada/ | [
"Looks warm out. Island would be a nice place for a BBQ.",
"No bugs, either. ",
"Honestly, it looks like there's a fair bit of moisture in the air, and still water that isn't frozen solid. Probably isn't too, too cold. Maybe like, -5 to -10?",
"Definitely can't be a recent photo given it's northwest of Calgary.\n\nThough they did get a warm front earlier this week...",
"Looks like cloud cover so not much sun. The atmospheric pressure is around 102.3 kPa. ",
"what a beautiful place. "
] | 6 | pics | Sunwapta falls in Canada |
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/r/pics/comments/7oij7f/i_too_took_a_photo_with_my_defeated_coworker/ | [
"You: *appreciating your cup*\n\nOther: *sign*",
"I snuck up and gave him the Tebow kneel!",
"That guys seems like a lotta fun to be friends with",
"Mac?"
] | 4 | pics | I too, took a photo with my defeated coworker! |
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/r/pics/comments/7oiji0/rip_my_20_year_old_tom_cat/ | [
"He looks a lot like my childhood cat. 20 years is a damn good run. A nice full life.",
"It is, he had gone blind and deaf, and may of had dementia. I decided not to see him in his final weeks. I do think I made the right decision as heart breaking as it was. ",
"Awh...poor kitty...\n\nHappy he got to live a full life. Sorry for your loss.",
"It's never easy, but I try to think of what I would want if it were me and I know I'd at least want to go with some dignity.",
"Wow, RIP tom you look like a 9 year old cat to me. ",
"Well ChainsForAlice,\n\nI am very sorry to hear about this loss of your great friend. I was curious: what was his name? \n\nJust from the photo, I can tell he was an awesome cat. ",
"His name was Tom haha. Toms are always misbehaving lol, learnt that the hard way ",
"Thank you",
"Thanks :)",
"Tom looks wise.. I'm sorry for your loss.",
"Cute Tom! You were so lucky to have him for 20 years!!! I do hope I get that lucky with my kitties. Sending love to you, OP!!",
"So sorry for your loss.",
"Sorry for your loss. ",
"Truly a wonder of nature this urban predator.\nTommy the cat had many a story to tell,\nBut it was a rare occasion such as this that he did. \n",
"Thank you ",
"What a cute cat! \n\nI'm sure he had a great life with you as his human. \n\n>Now cracks a noble heart. Goodnight, sweet prince;\n\n>And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.",
"It's the toughest decision to make.... We had to take my 21 year old boy off to college earlier this year... You did the right thing not letting him suffer.....I still regret letting it go so long...."
] | 17 | pics | RIP my 20 year old Tom cat. |
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/r/pics/comments/7oilfl/did_you_know/ | [
"That has really blowed my mind!",
"Is this proven?",
"RIP Minutes. Love and light!",
"Big if true",
"But. Surely they're in a different time zone? ",
"If. ",
"/u/Textcasm, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No pictures with added/superimposed digital elements.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/Textcasm&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7oilfl/did_you_know/?context=10\\))"
] | 7 | pics | Did you know? |
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/r/pics/comments/7oilss/my_mom_loves_george_washington_carver_hes_her/ | [
"That’s neat! He was also one of my heroes growing up. The man was brilliant! Everybody always associates him with peanut butter only, but he invented hundreds of things! He rocked!\n\n (But yeah... I admit I love him most for the peanut butter thing.)",
"He didn't invent peanut butter, there are recipes and even a patent that existed years before he even started working with peanuts. I don't know why that myth persists.\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Washington_Carver#Peanut_products\n\n>Carver is often mistakenly credited with the invention of peanut butter.[68] By the time Carver published \"How to Grow the Peanut and 105 Ways of Preparing it For Human Consumption\" in 1916,[69] many methods of preparation of peanut butter had been developed or patented by various pharmacists, doctors and food scientists working in the US and Canada.[70][71][72] The Aztec were known to have made peanut butter from ground peanuts as early as the 15th century. Canadian pharmacist Marcellus Gilmore Edson was awarded U.S. Patent 306,727 (for its manufacture) in 1884, 12 years before Carver began his work at Tuskegee.[73][74]",
"TIL.\n\n(But still a very cool guy! Wayyy ahead of his time!)",
"Has she seen [this picture](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/10/ed/84/10ed8490c5ab353f3218d6acd7129566--mount-rushmore-george-washington.jpg)?\n\n(Sorry I couldn't resist...)"
] | 4 | pics | My mom loves George Washington Carver. He’s her hero. She owns every book and picture of him- or she thought. This is her opening a new picture of him she’s never seen before on Christmas. |
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/r/pics/comments/7oimd6/meet_the_elasmotherium_a_big_hairy_unicorn_that/ | [
"Fuck that thing.",
"Did you mean bigger horned rhino?",
"awww why so sad? :(",
"Nope nope nope"
] | 4 | pics | Meet the Elasmotherium, a big hairy unicorn that existed as early as 29,000 years ago |
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/r/pics/comments/7oinl3/a_drawing_of_aitzaz_hasan_bangash_the_person_who/ | [
"A great hero ",
"Oooo, the annual corpse dragging for karma! ",
"If you're implying your original comment was a joke, it wasn't very funny - So it's easy to go over someones head",
"that much be 1 hell of a village if it has 2000 students.",
"Nothing goes over my head, my reflexes are too bad.",
"Why is this post gone? Did OP delete it? "
] | 6 | pics | A drawing of Aitzaz Hasan Bangash, the person who sacrificed his life while preventing a suicide bomber from entering his school of 2,000 students at Ibrahimzai village of Hangu, on 6 January 2014. |
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/r/pics/comments/7oit1m/i_tripped_over_a_display_at_a_coffee_shop_spilled/ | [
"> So I just started dancing to avoid embarrassment...\n\nYou must be one hell of a dancer then.",
"When in doubt dance it out. ",
"This is the best story I've ever heard.",
"And the number good job",
"This is the best comment I’ve ever heard. ",
"Got her number at least. Smash Bro time",
"Oh you!",
"Straight out of a romcom. Is that Meg Ryan’s handwriting? ",
"So inspirational - this is defs a LPPT",
"Brb. going to a coffee shop to test this method ",
"It’s all in the hips. ",
"This is how you get inspiration for a screenplay. \nHow do you choose to play this out though, OP?",
"She is! Found a clip here: https://youtu.be/5RrLAgi_mBY",
"That one barista at Starbucks clearly has a crush on you. She's not paying for those mugs and neither are you. Go fuck her. Right now. ",
"I want an update when you guys get married ",
"This is the best reply to a comment I've ever heard.\n\n",
"Do I see a Nevada area code?",
"Then dance after 9 seconds to avoid embarrassment",
"Super Smash Bro!",
"funny how more and more people refer to Starbucks as a \"coffee shop\". Has it gotten to the point where admitting going to Starbucks is a negative?",
"I remember that strange, cringe-worthy dance. It was like a jig, right? I can't bring myself to get through the clip",
"Starbucks is a coffee shop, and for a big chain, it's a pretty good one! They pay for college tuition, hire a ton of veterans, compost and recycle their cups, give discounts for people who bring their own, and do a considerable amount of social good. Yes, sure that is all marketing, but they are still making a positive impact.\n\nI don't really go there because the drinks are extremely high in sugar (see, not a shill).",
"Yes, WEll wE AlL nEeD somE HeLp...",
"Because Northern Nevada.",
"When we girls ask out a guy, it's because we think he's really, really attractive/we are very interested in him! She is so into you. Call her today and set up a date.",
"/r/thatHappened ",
"This is actually the correct method of 'recouping' after a fall, described here by Dr.T- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahNfhUysehk",
"/lifeprotip",
"Grats! ;D hope you had/will have a great time",
"Looks like 775 to me... Reno/Carson area",
"what type of Fall?",
"Welcome to the MeetCute.",
"Really?",
"I could be totally off base here, but growing up in rural alabama I always associated that dance with racism for some reason.",
"How do you know he's interested?",
"Yeahhh they have a good PR department but once you work for corporate you realize how fucked up they are. Granted, noy as fucked up as some other big companies, but still fucked up. ",
"r/thathappened",
"Could be a dude",
"The dancing did not work as well for Ashley Simpson..",
"So Kim's her name, let's get to work on the rest detectives. ",
"I said coffee shop because my account has been accused of being a corporate shill and part of r/hailcorporate since some of my top posts had labels in them. My inbox gets flooded with things like “die corporate scum” all the time. I even had a guy write me in a very serious manner because he was disabled and wanted to know how to also make money doing posts for businesses on reddit. He didn’t like my answer of “dude, I’m just a flight attendant who makes bad jokes on here every few months. Sorry.” \n\nReddit is weird as shit, man.",
"They have sugar free syrups\nCinnamon Dolce, Vanilla, Caramel, Hazelnut, and Mocha",
"Reddit is bull of hipster bitches. You do you. ",
"I was at one of those high end grocery stores once to get a case of beer. As I tried to open the cooler door, I bumped into a display of wine bottles and about a dozen of them hit the floor and shattered. There was literally gallons of red wine everywhere. Just a giant puddle slowly growing. I stood there for a couple minutes waiting for an employee to come over so i could confess, but nobody came. I figured surely someone would have heard the loud crash, but nobody came. So I went up to the front with my case of beer, paid for it and left. ",
"Her handwriting looks like a girl's ",
"Yes! As a whole, guys are expected to ask out girls (idk if that is fair dating sucks in general for everyone in different ways), and so when we ask you out, it's because we think you're attractive/we think other girls will get to you first.",
"Did you pay for the mugs?",
"Pick up artists refer to this as 'peacocking.' OP cranked it up to 11. ",
"Yes, yes, I see... Now, tell me about your mother...",
"Username...Jesus Christ",
"Sometimes things happen when you go outside. ",
"yeah, my question wasn't directed at you or anyone specifically. I had noticed whenever i heard anyone at work or where ever talking about getting their coffee it was always \"at a coffee shop\". I don't hear anyone saying they're \"going to Starbucks\" or \"went to Starbucks\" much at all anymore then if they do it's more of a mumble like going there is some looked down upon scourge. \n\nanyway, nevermind that I said anything.",
"775 is everything outside of Clark county... I was raised in Nye County and my parents home number has this area code.",
"You wrote that note yourself OP. I can see where you tested the pen ink on your hand...",
"Well then that's depressing that I've never been asked out as a guy. ",
"But muh karma!",
"Aaaaaand now I’ll be staying in bed today. ",
"Pretty mean of you to assume she's egg-shaped.",
"Blue ink on male hand vs black ink on napkin in feminine handwriting.\n\nCase closed.",
"was this last week in Reno? ",
"You have received the call, how will you respond? You only get one life, why not step up and make positive things happen? You got this!",
"Yeah, I did that once. Threw my back out. So it was bad twice. ",
"Thank you. I didn’t want to have to point it out.",
"Dammit. I read that as \"thot\" guess I'm\nSpending too much time on r/deepfriedmemes",
"Threw her band under the bus, when it was her mistake. \n\n* Can't actually sing,\n* Can't remember the set order to lip-synch to\n* Can't support the band\n* Never deserved a career of any sort.",
"That's racist",
"Did u smash tho",
"Jesus... Maybe they should get coffee first? ",
"r/Outside ",
".. and then everyone applauded and she tried to pull me into the bathroom for a congratulatory blowy but I declined because I am a gentleman. I also found a 20 on the floor before I left, and my childhood bully just happened to call me to apologize and notify me he is a loser and in jail.",
"Work with children. Big, bubbly handwriting like that is almost always female. I have never seen male handwriting — in all my years of school and life — like that.\n\nIf a man has handwriting like that, it doesn’t make him less manly. \n\nNot sure what else to say.",
"Oh hey, don’t feel bad. :( I have never been able to successfully ask out a guy in person because I am shy and get nervous/flustered easily. It could be that you’re giving off a very dominant vibe and girls are intimidated by you.\n",
"Those are way worse for you, right? Artificial sweeteners shouldn’t go in your body",
"Reno, good sir. ",
"Jen. ",
"Uh...those hands are very manly and that handwriting is extremely feminine.\n\nWhether you’re a guy or a girl you’re trying too hard to attack men.",
"https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4899993/\nBoop.\nNot as bad as sugar. Only bad in extreme excess, like anything. A Starbucks sugar free drink even once a day will leave you just fine. ",
"When you get married and have kids please update us. ",
"Stores have surveillance cameras inside. Get that footage and show us your moves nigga.",
"Small world. Did you get a power sag last night in your part of town?",
"Of course you did.",
"I think you've summarised nicely. You are dismissed.",
"The true Starbucks experience ",
"its because you have a 2y old account with a huge gap in posting/comment time, and had little to no activity prior to now.\n\nunfortunately, its some signs of a paid + bought account, but isn’t 100% accurate of course.",
"Can't it be both? A person that is charmed by how OP recovered and would like to get to know him/her better? ",
"I've never seen someone recover from hurting someone's self esteem like that. 💜\n\n~~name~~ ~~phone number~~",
"Oh my!",
"Here I thought the comment was attacking women. Maybe this individual hasn’t gotten a phone number in a long time and needs a hug",
"r/nothingeverhappens 🙄",
"Can I suck you confidence?!",
"And that coffee shops name? Albert Einstein ",
"Call her!!!!!",
"I actually went to school with the kind of guy who smoked cigarettes to be cool and was into $uicideboy$ n stuff. Almost lost my shit when he had bubbly handwriting like this. All he had to do was put hearts on his 'i's and he would have Disney channel diva handwriting.",
"Should’ve told you all earlier but I have a gf and will not be calling her. But it was still a cool experience. \n\nI’m a terrible redditor.",
"I did not know Jude law was a television host. ",
"Yeah, but this story seems super fabricated. I‘m sorry but it most likely is bullshit",
"Great person.",
"Yeah this one I actually believe, because I've done weirder stuff in public and personally speaking if I saw someone fuck up in public and then start dancing and I thought they were attractive I would also want to give them my number. Reddit needs to go outside\n\nEDIT: However after looking at the image again I see something that could potentially point to it being fake. The way she writes the letter E is inconsistent. Notice the difference between the two Es in the word \"recover\". Maybe OP took his time writing it all girly but wasn't able to be/wasn't consistent. \n\nEDIT 2: Also, his thumb is blocking the \"s\" in the word \"someone\", meaning he could have messed up on that letter and instead of rewriting the whole thing he just covered it. \n\nEDIT 3: Reddit doesn't like being told to go outside. Go outside, reddit",
"Don't try to make sense of it. It will only drive you mad. ",
"\"Be somebody or be somebody's fool\" clearly elucidates the true path to confidence and self-reliance. Everyone should watch this.",
"r/nothingeverhappens",
"He was just hosting SNL, they have a different celebrity host weekly. ",
"For some reason I picture you dancing the same way Morty dances",
"Ahhh okay all I have seen him in so far was The Young Pope. ",
"I just now remembered she was a thing. I kinda liked her but damn was she forgettable.",
"IIRC it was actually SNL's fault; they not only played the wrong song but they played the version with lyrics when they were supposed to play the instrumental version. ",
"> Never deserved a career of any sort.\n\nMy god, that applies to hundreds of people in showbiz. A lot of them, celebrity relatives.",
"Oh shit...",
"Awww that's so sweet!",
"I was playing video games in a movie theatre before the show, there was a little room filled with arcade cabinets and it was just me and my date there. I accidentally knocked my extremely full, extremely large popcorn off the machine and it went *everywhere*.\n\nI casually walked out of that room and I didn’t tell a soul, I knew that everyone would assume some asshole kid did it. Little did they know that it was me, an asshole 30 year old man who did the deed.",
"I know a man who has handwriting like that, I worked with him and had sex with his girlfriend.",
"Not anymore. ",
"It looks like the pen ran out of ink and he rubbed it on his hand to get it started",
"I applaud both you and her nonetheless. ",
"Inb4 the new fedorable trend is to break cups and start dancing in order to attract females.",
"And Kardashians. ",
"I went to the 2005 Orange Bowl. We didn't know she was the halftime entertainment. I have never seen anyone booed so badly for a performance in my life.\n\nThe booing was justified. It was HORRIBLE.\n\nIf you can sit through this whole video you deserve a reward: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLFiBiin_PM",
"/thathappened ",
"/r/thatHappened i think this is where you should have posted",
"SNL's head guy denies that.\n\nhttps://www.cbsnews.com/news/michaels-lip-sync-an-snl-no-no/\n\n",
"You.. you can do that?",
"At a “coffee shop”. It’s Starbucks, don’t try to mystify your basic tendencies",
"https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7oit1m/i_tripped_over_a_display_at_a_coffee_shop_spilled/dsaf0f8/\n\nAppears so.",
"Not like some of em buddy, more like all.",
"Ahh the end of a career",
"1 teaspoon semen = 1 offspring!",
"Call her and keep her on the back burner until your current relationship fizzles (it will).",
"Did you dick her down? ",
"This is not the best comment I've ever heard. This is a tribute.",
"I thought that area code was 775! I was like, my old town? Really?",
"Cute",
"Yes, you bring up a compelling argument with lots of evidence to disprove all of OP's points. Must be a fake story, guys...grillmaster6969 said so.",
"Finally! I always though half of the post at r/thathappened were believable and people were just too cynical. ",
"It's fascinating that handwriting is gendered like that",
"Dude... you’re in ",
"Do I even want to know? ",
"Got the digits, well played. ",
"It's just a dip in electrical power to the grid. Reports all around Reno of a cut in power around midnight on the 5th.",
"r/titlegore",
"I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.",
"You're about 2 millimeters from r/niceguys\n\nAlso, OP is definitely a guy. Check his post history. He says he has a gf and won't be calling this girl. He also comments about having a dick a few posts earlier.",
"So are you going to call? It’d be a heck of a “how we met” story. ",
"I mean your date was there, isn't that the worst person to know about you spilling a bunch of popcorn? And them knowing you just walked away without doing anything about it makes it worse.",
"So you made a complete mess in a public place by spilling your drink and breaking a bunch of their cups, and your reaction is to do a dance? I guess it's true that girls are attracted to assholes",
"So spontaneous dancing after tripping and destroying glass mugs seems like something people do in your world? Maybe you people should be going outside more.",
"Is it sad that I didn’t even need to click the link to know what it was?",
"When Paul George played his first game against the Pacers for the Thunder, he was booed the second he walked out on the floor and **every time he touched the ball.** \n\n\nHe had a terrible game after saying he would thrive off of it when asked if he expected to be booed.\n\n\nMy throat actually hurt from booing so much. ",
"I didn't hear the bell ring.",
"His palms are sweaty...",
"That seriously sounds like an outrageous circumstance to you?\n\nMaybe it's you who needs to get out more",
"OMG I was embarrassed for her..",
"Well it's not like she played it herself. Someone screwed her over, be it her band or the show. I'm still glad it happened though because she was just awful to begin with and this quickly shut her career down. ",
"One of the most cringey performances I have ever seen. I watched it on tv that day. I can't imagine what it was like for those who paid good money to be there. ",
"Never in my entire life i‘ve heard of something like this? It‘s the contrary of social norm. It‘s just not very plausible. Additionally there‘s practically 0 proof or evidence of it being true.\nI dont know why youre so triggered at my disbelief. And please stop worrying, i have a social life, i often am outside. I‘ve been to many coffeeshops in many countries and nothing i ever saw or heard that other people saw, makes me think that this is credible, quite the contrary.",
"How I met your mother ",
"OP's account has been featured on r/hailcorporate before and it's such an overt Starbucks napkin... ",
"And what area is different?",
"This is my favorite comment. I don’t know if it’s positive or negative and I love that. Thanks ",
"OP overtly wants you to fuck off. ",
"I know you post on reddit, checkmate.",
"It was a group effort. There was no shame in that room.",
"What?!",
"You think this actually happened?"
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"Get him to a purple plum tree!",
"\"Make it grow!\" ",
"No one picks hard, like Jean-Luc Picard.",
"He’s doing what to those apples? You should really look up what picarding means on urban dictionary.",
"Jean-Luc Picard: Because when ladies want a ride on the Enterprise, he gives them the D.",
"He's got that picarding thing down pat.",
"Make it *slow*...while I show you my ready room. I think you'll be impressed by my *Captain's log*.\"",
"Patrick Picard picked a perfect pair of pilfered Pacific Rose."
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/r/pics/comments/7oix65/keanu_reeves_smiling_in_this_picture_after_he/ | [
"Going straight to heaven.",
"Keanu Reeves is the man many of us should aspire to be. Such a good and cool geezer. ",
"That couple's too good-looking to not afford it",
"Not next to Keanu though",
"Is this.... meta? Am i witnessing history?",
"Just when I thought he couldn't get any nicer.",
"How can someone consistently be this awesome?",
"You think that was mid-smile, or is that as far as he goes?",
"Those smiles are identical to people after being farted on next to Keanu Reeves. It was probably somebody else who farted, but point is you're just happy to be next to Keanu Reeves. ",
"Shouldn't he be hiding from people if they are all potential hitmen who would want to kill him in the next chapter of John Wick?",
"Do you have a link to any proof of your story OP?",
"The couple is the definition of average looking. ",
"At some point he needs to be declared a Saint.",
"He has a magnum dong.",
"https://i.imgur.com/XVfSCyf.jpg",
"Most excellent. ",
"Thanks ",
"I want to be a Keanu Reeves when I grow up. ",
"Nice guy Keanu strikes again!",
"That's his secret to immortality.",
"Keanu for President",
"how tf are you gonna buy tickets and fly somewhere, and not have \"enough money\" to pay for it?\n\nwhat happens when you get to your destination? No money for taxi? ",
"But that says sister. Your post says couple. In English, that implies they are romantically involved.",
"\"People keep asking me I'm the nicest celebrity on the planet. I haven't really had an answer. But yeah, I'm thinking I'm the nicest celebrity on the planet. So you can either let me pay for your baggage or you can let me pay for your baggage!\" -- Keanu, probably. ",
"Keanu Reeves a Geezer? That must make me Methuselah's great grandfather!",
"They're all being excellent to each other. ",
"Keanu Reeves is a modern day Littlest Hobo.",
"“it's quantum, baby”",
"Excommunicado!",
"God! I really want to meet this guy in person. Such an awesome person!",
"Returning from a holiday? ",
"Is there anything he can't do?",
"Well I guess that’s how I expected Keanu to smile ",
"Keanu sees, Keanu gives, Keanu leaves.",
"Well that’s a lie ",
"And broke as shit?",
"Keanu was actually just accused by 8 women of taking them on nice dates.",
"Saint Keanu Reeves of the Church of the Matrix",
"I swear that these are becoming tantamount to Jesus spottings. ",
"Isn’t that what you do on holidays? ",
"Multiple life tragedies?",
"True but if learned anything from Reddit that doesnt mean theyre not also a couple.",
"He laid down a single gold coin on the counter, looked them in the eyes and the airport staff immediately took care of everything.",
"Keanu Reeves is a legend.",
"Fair enough",
"He seems like such a cool guy,I've followed him since \"babes in toyland\"\n\nIf i met him i would be so scared cos the last thing i want to do is annoy him.",
"KeanuSightings",
"It’s a couple of siblings.",
"A saint for being a courteous human being? It makes me sad to know about the average people you've dealt with in your life.",
"What if it turns out that Keanu Reeves is the second coming of Jesus and it just turns out that Jesus is just chill as fuck and an all around nice guy.",
"I got so pissed until I saw \"nice dates\". I was about to start calling you a liar. But no! You're probably right :) ",
"he need 3 verified miracles in order to be declared Saint but what i know,i mean he is the Choosen One",
"So you don't believe he watched GoT or that he bangs his sister",
"Being brother and sister, and romantically involved don't have to be mutually exclusive.",
"Also to be inducted into the NFL Hall of Fame, most valuable quarterback",
"I love these Keanu stories, even if I don’t necessarily believe them anymore. ",
"Multiple lives?",
"Shit the bed. I want the same PR guys that Keanu uses. Everybody clearly thinks the world of him.",
"Roll tide!",
"Roll Tide!",
"You need to show you have performed at least two miracles. One would be the way he ages. What would be the second?",
"No. Go back to bed.",
"He gives Tom Hanks a run for his money as being the nicest guy on the planet.",
"How was it watching the cleanup live?",
"He is just delightful. Also he never ages, he must be a saint or some shit like that. ",
"That’s his halo shining in the back ",
"Two. And after death. \n\nhttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canonization",
"Geezer doesn't mean old in the UK just means a guy. That would be an old geezer.",
" This was my first thought, but then i realized people are stupid and this makes sense. ",
"Yet the woman has money for designer frames and the guy money for a designer shirt.",
"A Doubloon",
"Good talk",
"We really do not deserve Keanu.",
"I skipped lunch",
"*massive relief* I thought I was about to drop dead any minute",
"Didn’t anyone have anything better to do that day....",
"I like Keanu Reeves.",
"Unfortunately since Keanu is immortal he will never be canonized.",
"Man... Keanu Reeves is the definition of what a celebrity is supposed to be. Everyone looks up to the dude and celebrates his every action. But he's always looking so sad...",
"I have to believe Jesus is a pretty chill guy regardless. I mean He saves the party when they run outta booze, conjures tons of extra food when entire crowds got the munchies, and kept the party going when His buddy Lazarus hit it a bit too hard. Besides being friends with general lowlifes, I'd love to have been friends with Him\n\nEdit: thanks stanger for the gold! Sorry its a bit late, 2018 is down with the sickness ",
"He's the chosen one",
"Hello to Jason Isaacs",
"Keanu fly's economy ? Damn",
"Wait... Better?? ",
"People just love him because he's a really good actor who just happens to be a genuinely kind and humble person, which is even more noteworthy considering all the bad shit going on in Hollywood. Plus I heard he once killed 3 men in a bar with a pencil. A fucking pencil.",
"WHO GIVES A SHIT. KEANU HELPED THEM. ",
"He already has the pump action crucifix!",
"Somebody send Keanu a link to this comment section. Maybe he'll be pleasantly surprised.",
"GGKR",
"I'm sure he has enough money for a private plane by now why is he still flying with the normies? (As normal as first class people are these days)",
"On their way home? Lost credit card? Maybe they literally didn't have the cash on them at that second and Keanu said , \"Fuck this, let's keep the line moving\", maybe their buddy had gone ahead through security and he was carrying all the cash and cards?",
"I think he's trying to make amends for whispering his lines in the Matrix films",
"John Wick-ed nice guy! \n",
"Even if I ran into Keanu I'd probably just leave him alone figuring he's been bothered 40-50 times already that day..",
"Ah, Hanlon's Razor",
"I better see it in this lifetime ",
"Lucas Santos translates into Luke Saints, coincidence? I dont think so",
"People loved Kevin Spacy, too.",
"Theres no way I'm getting on a return flight from a holiday without at least a grand of \"just in case\" money. I would eat mii goreng for the last week before spending my emergency cash",
"Bingo",
"> A fucking pencil\n\nSooo, a dildo?",
"Keanu, thank you for continuing to be an awesome inspiration to others. We know your just a normal dude that does amazing things, keep it up!",
"Probably just Spirit airlines...",
"Don't grow up, it's a trap",
"Holy shit I've never heard of this. Googled it thinking you meant Occam's Razor\n\nhttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occam's_razor\n\nWhich also kind of works and for the same reason.",
"So growing up is not gay?",
"It's on the front page",
"Yeah but I honestly don't see Keanu being like that. All evidence points to him being a level headed, standup guy. Although that would a great cover for any nefarious activities. ",
"Fuck no, they're terrified of him. \n\nWanna know the difference between John Wick and all those other hitmen? Keanu is actually a [fucking badass IRL](https://youtu.be/YtVmEOxLE1Q).",
"I so want to meet this man. He just seems like a genuine nice guy. ",
"He's like the most humble and down to earth celebrity Imo ",
"I want keanu reeves to be my dad, or uncle, or cousin, or my something, I just want him in my life ",
"It's 2018....who doesn't know they need money to check bags by now?",
"Huh. Not on mine, I must have different subs.\n\nThat or I'm retarded... Did .... Did you just hanlons razor me in a comment about... Hmm",
"Man, every few weeks since the early 90s I get that theme song in my head. Never even needed to search it on YouTube, it’s so wholesome and catchy ",
"Especially when it comes to airports. Every time I travel it's like I'm surrounded by a bunch of lost tribesmen who just emerged from the Amazon and the airport was their first exposure to any sort of modern society ",
"JOHN WICK!!",
"Slice of battenberg anyone?",
"Keanu Reeves.",
"My buddy and I was traveling home from Australia to Norway after doing the popular \"European in their early 20s backpacking down the east coast for a few months\" trip back in 2005.\n\nTraveling home, we had 40kg extra baggage of stuff, basically just an extra suitcase each. British Airways wanted us to pay 1000 GBP for the additional weight. Excess baggage on intercontinental flights can have crazy prices, depending on the airlines. Especially if you don't prepay for extra baggage.\n\nWe manged to solve our problem by stepping out of the queue and try our luck at another check-in desk. The other guy didn't care about the extra weight, he just sent them through. \n\nThe other guy? Keanu Reeves.\n\nMy point is, excess baggage charges are not cheap! The story was true, except the Keanu part.\n\nedit: Thanks /u/horsebag for the punchline.",
"I'm curious how that happened..",
"Found the youth minister",
"Maybe it's further down now but it was there all yesterday\n\nI guess I hanlons razored myself",
"No, religion can't ruin Keanu.",
"I mean, not especially. People loved his talent. ",
"Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory, lasts forever.",
"You forgot the part where Jesus gets mad and starts whipping people like a proper hypocrite.\n\nEdit: I know truth hurts. Maybe you shouldn't be so fond of the zombie-hippie myth in the first place, guys.",
"Please don't have ever asked someone to watch you wank.",
"I'm flying home today for my cousins funeral. I have 60 dollars until Thursday. It's scary but it happens",
"And it only cost him one gold coin.",
"More like the real budda",
"Damn he looks good.\n\nKeanu, my man",
"You should read “lamb” the untold story of Biff jesus’ BFF. ",
"Yeah, I’m thinking he’s back.",
"He embodies being excellent to each other",
"That guy's secretly gay. ",
"I wish I could meet or talk to him. I've been going through some rough shit and I wish I knew how he got through his.",
"Can we just turn his name into a verb already as an explanation and mean for all the nice stuff he does. \nAsk Reddit: who is a nice guy Tom Hanks or Keanu Reeves?",
"This comment was a rollercoaster of emotions",
"rofl",
"Keanu is love.",
"Man with a domestic flight i've had to pay £50 for every extra 4kg over the limit so as you xan imagine, it can get way expensive. Not to mention the first 4kg is £50 then the next 4kg would be more expensive...logarithmic. So of they had eveb 16kg of luggage you could see an excess of over £250...",
"Ikr. People who are considerate and well mannered are considered gods here. Makes me question what kind of people they are honestly.",
"Kevin Spacey's behavior has been known for a long time in hollywood. It just became public recently",
"When will this devil be stopped?!",
"You see that's where his true saint hood comes in. He wasn't trying to be nice to them, they were probably whining and holding up the line and being loud.\n\nHe's a saint to everyone else because he paid the money to shut them up and get things going again for everyone else.",
"i fucking love this comment!!!\n\nedit: downvotes fo rizz? fucking cunts.",
"And he’s flying business or coach, that’s dope!",
"and build the Church of Keanu-tology while you're at it.",
"So if you're a guy that literally does a bunch of miracles such as spawning a bunch of food out of nowhere, curing people, etc. you won't be recognized until you die?\n\nSucks for the immortal angels/saints...",
"They are young. Do you need more possible scenarios? ",
"Why mii goreng though?",
"It really was lol",
"What if he just didn't want the flight to get delayed? ",
"25 bucks for the passenger, 125 for the luggage",
"Oh they don't have the money but they can afford shirts!? ",
"You mean when they sell stuff in his house? Yeah, I'd be annoyed too. Modern day Jesus would probably go around burning mega churches or something. ",
"Or this is just a photo of two people that wanted a photo of Keanu on a plane and OP made up the rest of the title?",
"Leave people alone. Good LPT.",
"Lol... I know.\n\nPriorities, people! ",
"That’s the thing... Keanu is immortal. ",
"Sounds like my love life",
"But he is always a courteous human being. Many people can be good some of the time but no one outside of the saint Keanu can be that good all the time",
"Wooow!",
"ARRRRrrrrr.....",
"A lot of people say that this is how Jesus contrasts with many modern Christians. That Jesus preached love and tolerance. \nIf there was a second coming of Jesus today, he'd probably distill that down into saying something cool. Like, I dunno, 'be excellent to each other'.",
"I dig this guy",
"Saint Theodore of Logan",
"How does this have no upvotes? Confused:( ",
"He really is The Chosen One",
"/r/thathappened",
"He lives a pretty humble lifestyle and isn't materialistic",
"The dude has had some really rough patches in life though.\n\nHis sister has leukemia, he lost his girlfriend to a car crash a few years after she gave birth to their stillborn child.\n\nCan't find a source for it right now, but I read somewhere that he also got betrayed by his friend and nailed to a cross.",
"Whoah...",
">accused by 8 women\n\nNOOOOOO\n\n>of taking them on nice dates.\n\nOh okay alright. Niice",
"Ah The replacements. Take my upvote sir.",
"Going home maybe? overspent their holiday budget. or maybe \"no money\" just means \"Not enough to pay for this and then our regular bills\".",
"You also forget that he only did that because people were disrespecting his father's places of worship. ",
"[here ya go, Kiddo](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ee/9a/d9/ee9ad9719a8f0c716615b3c24ef9f88a--look-at-funny-shit.jpg)",
"But do you think it was right for that couple to put their kids in separate suitcases? ",
"I’ve been off by two pounds and nearly had to pay $200 in excess baggage fees. When you’re moving your entire life with you on an airplane you don’t have too terribly much of a choice sometimes.\n\n I got lucky I don’t own much yet...\nRIP Science Fiction novel and bottle of soap.",
"real life father christmas",
"Keanu for Pope",
"Heart attack aborted.",
"Son I think there’s something I need to tell you.",
"Keanu Reeves is the only person who could kill me and I’d believe I deserved it. \n\n“I must have really done something horrible in the future.” ",
"This is a great gesture but it makes me wonder how poorly is this couple managing their money? So they were dead broke and booked a flight without having any buffer for unexpected charges, what about food? ",
"Because having money doesn't mean you do extravagant shit. He seems like a pretty humble guy",
"Maybe he is the Messiah, I'm sure he's good at woodwork. Eh?",
"A good portion of people would consider a spare $1,000 as enough for a holiday.",
"\"Smiling\"",
"Yeah everybody isn't gonna be so happy when turns out he is really a glitch in the Matrix!",
"Keanu Reeves once saved my grandparents dog after it fell in the ice. He ended up staying there for dinner and made cookies for them. I had one the next day, hands down best oatmeal raisin cookie I ever had.",
"I was about ready to open the window to scream and weep and gnash my teeth. \n\nThank god.",
"He's a national treasure.",
"Also why bring too much luggage if you know you can't pay the fine?",
"Don't underestimate how much people either:\n\n1. Stretch their budget as thinly as possible to the point that any unanticipated cost literally breaks them\n\n2. Don't plan or do their homework\n\nI'm not judging the people in this case, I'm just speaking about people in general.",
"He was born in Beirut :/",
"You may not realize it, but if you have $1000 to spend *after* a vacation, you are one of the richest people in the world.",
"But the motorcycle wouldn't start so everyone was cheering him on?",
"The teen preacher looked so baffled..",
"More realistically they probably started disputing the charge with the agent, and Keanu just valued his time more than than the $50 so he did a nice thing and moved the line along. ",
"What a great guy. ",
"Okay my cheeks will hurt after I'm done smiling after seeing this, surely ",
"Man, Keanu Reeves is the best!",
"\"Smiling\"",
"Not exactly smiling. More like dutiful service of a good guy celebrity look.",
"Not only has he been around for centuries (it's pretty documented that he's probably a vampire), he's also nice! The nerve of him! Being a decent human being in this day and age! He'll never get anywhere with that attitude.",
"Look at that fabulous hair. \nWe must see a movie with Keanu playing Spike Spiegel",
"my heart.....",
"They are also already on the plane... they just happened to be on the same flight as well? Not buying it.",
"Well, swans can be gay.",
"When he does something nice I think 'yes'.\n\nWhen Keanu is sad I think 'no'.",
"The ones that crack me up are the people who fly Spirit or Frontier and are outraged when they have to pay for every little thing. They thought they were getting a bargain with a $60 flight but when you add everything else up you're going to wish you flew Southwest instead.",
"My main in World of Warcraft is names Keyanu because Keanu was already taken. Guys a living role model.",
"Johnny Fuckin Utah!",
" Nice guy that would let children be raped and murdered? hhmm...",
"I wouldn't be surprised. His second name is Irresponsible. \n\n\"Leave your family, sell your property, and blindly follow me.\" \n\nWhat a great guy.",
"They started minting BitCoin now? Each coin is used for everything from a single glass of whiskey to international flights.",
"So if that happened to you, would it be appropriate to ask Keanu (or any celebrity that did you a nice favour) if you could keep in touch with them? To hang out?",
"His career surviving the Day the Earth Stood Still remake?",
"\"Smiling\"",
"At the same time?",
"Sorry about your cousin, friend.",
"Explains how he had powers outside of the matrix.",
"The joy of waiting in line while some idiot tries to take her knee high lace up boots off. \n\nEdit- missed a word.",
"Saint Keanu? Saint Reeves? Saint KReeves?",
"Why is he taking a picture with Jian Ghomeshi?",
"so you're older than 53 then?",
"I saw him once in the wild. It was in the executive lounge (I was there with a friend) of a nice hotel in Austin, TX, during the MotoGP race weekend. He was standing awkwardly at a table full of hors d'oeuvres, staring at the food as though he had no idea what it was. I grabbed a plate and got some appetizers, not realizing I was in essence cutting Keanu in line. My friend mentioned that he thought it was Keanu and I looked up and realized that he was indeed a shifty looking guy in a pair of ratty blue jeans, t shirt, and black blazer. We geeked out for a moment over it and ultimately decided not to bother him because Reddit has told us that he is kind of a loner and we didn't wanna draw attention to the guy when he was just trying to grab a bite to eat. We then watched as a group of attractive young women approached him for a picture as he was eating. He graciously posed and smiled for the picture, then left immediately without taking another bite of his food.\n\nSad Keanu strikes again ",
"tell me about it who has sex on top of a ripe date",
"Damn, he's so freaking cool! I wish he'll do a John Wick 3 please!",
"yes, we can read the title",
"I love this man and want to have his babies. And I am not even a huge fan of his movies.\n\nIf it turns out tomorrow that he too is accused of forcing women to watch him jerk off into potted plants I am joining a cloistered nunnery.\n",
"Yeah because people had turned the temple (a holy place) into a strip mall. ",
"This man is generous as hell! See you on the front page!",
"John Wick 3 is coming in 2019. ",
"I already did. But then, nobody listens to me.",
"most excellent",
"Some people can't afford rent, but can afford a movie ticket. \n\nCheckmate atheists",
"Dinner reservation for 2",
"There is no way Keanu flies Spirit.",
"> We manged to solve our problem by stepping out of the queue and try our luck at another check-in desk. The other guy didn't care about the extra weight,\n\nLOL! 👍",
"[Airlines have hidden baggage fees. ](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.theverge.com/platform/amp/2017/12/8/16753498/airlines-disclose-baggage-fees-obama-proposal-delta-trump-admin)\n\nEveryone calling these people idiots or \"tribal\", as I've seen, are fucking ignorant losers. ",
"You need to watch John Wick ",
"Alot of people take the destination currency. So the US airport wont accept Euros for example and thats all the couple mightve had on them.",
"Keanu Grieves.. (Sad Keanu)",
"[He can't keep getting away with this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEKB7pi1mbc)",
"Please tell me your username is a reference to the terrible script of Alien: Covenant.",
"This was how I felt about the Tom Hanks bamboozle\n\n[edit: this bamboozle](http://imgur.com/NU71Yao) ",
"It wasn't hypocritical you edgy atheist, they were peddling coin in a house of worship.",
"First week of 2018 and we've already got 2 Smiling Keanu pictures. This gon' be a good year.",
"I only took 4 planes in my entire life and there is nothing more confusing for me than airports. I live in the middle of nowhere and planes are not as common usage as in the US. People like us can and wjll get lost or confused in those stressful environnement. ",
"/r/nonononoyes",
"There was no Jesus 😉",
"I found out about this shit two weeks after I booked my flight. Its on monday",
"Wait until he's older though",
"Yeah lemme just save my money because I dont have to pay for other shit.\n\nBruh I got $4 to last me until I start school or find another job, shit fucking happens.",
"was the second clerk keanu? ",
"Not sure. Even the Russian mob seems to have a hard tim extolling him.\n\ne: I'm not sure what I was trying to say ... 'stopping him', I think.",
"Used to work for ASA. We had a theory that the doors to the airport where a magical device that made passengers dumber once they walked through it. I have many stories that could support this claim.",
"alpha at the left, beta at the right",
"Haha no, it’s a plot device from his latest trilogy, John Wick. One of the best shoot out scenes and characters in a long while.",
"Motorcycle be thy name ",
"HAPPY BIRTHGAY!!!",
"Yeah.. it's just that simple.",
"Karma whore... two days too late... but you're on /alll....so....",
"I saw this man pay for this couple's baggage expenses. With a FUCKING pencil.",
"I ate a very large sandwich. ",
"tell me about it",
"I bet I could fit him into a cannon",
"> Thank Keanu\n\nAt this point they're indistinguishable.",
"Reddit app crashed (as always) just before i saw the last line. I googled it and found no sources and was ready to blast..",
"Phewww",
"Maybe as an actor, not as person who does good things and is likable. ",
"Didn't have enough money ... yeah right ... They were being cheap and probably wanted to argue, and he probably didn't want to stand in line behind them and listen to that nonsense, so he just fucking paid. ",
"No matter what he always looks rough as shit. ",
"Lol like just not be poor rite? Lol",
"Poor guy still can’t grow the patch in.\n\n",
"Woah",
"Better yet, plant a money tree ya dummy. ",
"If they say your carry on is too big and you have to check it, say Keanu's name three times and he will appear.",
"We seem to have thrown out every other qualification. Why not this one too?",
"Might be worth giving people the benefit of the doubt. ",
"I have watched it. I was stating how a $15,000 coin is used to pay for a $10 glass of whiskey while also enough for a $3000 flight. Every time a coin is used theres no mention of how much it costs but a single coin covers it.",
"*Be excellent to eachother*",
"$1000 is like half a week in Disney...\n\nHow is that emergency coming back home money...",
"Didn't he play Buddha?",
"Keanu reeves we got is the keanu reeves we needed ",
"Honestly though, while learning to save money is extremely important, some people just aren’t in the position to be able to do so. There are plenty of people out there that are struggling to get by with even basis expenses. ",
"depressing af",
"That beard",
"Lmao is mii goreng widely known ? ",
"I'd be pretty pissed off if some scummy people started using my parents house for dealing stuff without anyones consent. ",
"Yeah John Wick was a great documentary. Don’t get why they changed his name though.",
"was reading the last line of your comment as was like yeah! I think I read that too! wait...",
"r/wincest",
"You don't want the pain he carries around though.",
"Exactly my thought. ",
"r/thebookofrad",
"Seems like a man of great focus.",
"You clearly don't know how to manage your money",
"St. John of House of Wick ",
"See how quickly the situation turns when he discovers the fuckers killed his dog.",
"He doesn’t even look like he is smiling?!",
"Fiend!",
"Jesus",
"We need this /r/keanureevesdoingniceshit",
"Jesus did that and all he got was a cross and post-mortem recognition. I guess people behave like regular humans in X-Men movies back then.",
"Nice lol. Too true. ",
"Always really annoyed me when they sell postcards and souvenir shit in the huge cathedrals of europe. Did you even read the bible or are you just working at a church for shits and giggles?",
"Spoken like someone who's never worked a minimum wage job. ",
"Is he an Angel?",
"This is the best smile he can muster. ",
"For real though, I was actually mad enough half way through that that I was ready to just call this guy wrong without any evidence at all...",
"Man, this really made up for those hollywood assholes having trillions of dallars. /irony off",
"He looks like he's thinking\n\n\"Jesus Christ Delta, make those two poor chaps get on their plane because i fucking need to sleep 3 weeks in a row\"",
"Early reports allege that he shook their hands, wished them a pleasant evening, and held their taxi door open.",
"so he really is jesus",
"He needs to complete three miracles first",
"Typical Canadian awesomeness. ",
"Just a solid dude",
"He hasn’t had it easy. Even for all his money and fame.",
"I’ve always considered myself a member of the Heathen Horde but keep an open mind. Lamb was the most eye opening read ever. Totally different - reality based - perspective. I LOVED it.",
"He hasn’t had it easy. Even for all his money and fame.",
"ahh i love that man",
"Had to read it twice lol.",
"If you can afford a flight period, you are one of the richest people in the world. ",
"Of course he manages to pull off the \"just got out of bed and is trying to remember how to live\" look and makes it look rugged and adorable.",
"Why do people go on holiday when they're broke?",
"True story",
"Good Keanu is good. Do you think his life outside of movies is what made him such a kind soul? I wanted to say somber, but I don’t necessarily think he’s sad or lonely. He’s always very “zen” wether or not that’s his viewpoint. \n\n",
"They probably didn't know about the additional baggage fees, didn't have cash on them, was pissed about the fees and made a bit of a seen and Keanu came over and took care of it.\n\nThey probably had the money, but who really wants to pay a surprise $200 in luggage fees?",
"That is a great analogy. It really is like societal processes are stripped from people as they go through the front doors. Even the basics of manners are gone.\n\nHold the door for someone? Nope. Why be nice, I just paid ten bucks to park. \n\nPlease and thank you? What!? I paid a bajillion dollars for this ticket, I expect to be treated like royalty.\n\nQueue in a line to make boarding and deboarding fast? Hahaha, FU Imma roll right up to the gate door and wait for my zone triple Z to be called. Or as soon as the plane lands I jump into the isle and run for the door, even though the engines are still at full reverse and we’re not even slowing down yet. ",
"Nipple",
"Me. Ish. I flew last year for the first time as an adult and everything has changed. Last time I was on a plane was probably 2008, but I was 14 and didn't know what needed to be paid for and what didn't.\n\nDifference is I read fucking everything and found out what I needed to do/pay for before\nI showed up at the airport. ",
"I've said it before and I'm gonna see it every time I see this comment.\n\nDude is one incident away from actually becoming John Wick",
"G",
"Ohh, someone who hasn't watched John Wick yet! When you watch it, you're just gonna love the cute little doggie he adopts!",
"Keanu REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEves",
"Tedt",
"\"smiling\"",
"Party on Dudes!",
"He's like Moe Sizlak when he flies away with the industrial fan on his back. ",
"\"Smiling\"",
"That's not always possible. If you work a minimum wage job or live paycheck to paycheck it's not possible to save money up for an emergency fund. ",
"Also he isn't an American citizen. He's a naturalized Canadian citizen with a US green card.",
"Number 16 in your programs, number 1 in your hearts!",
"Aye, but it's based on a reeeal treasure chest!",
"roflshmsfoaidmt",
"You joke but I’m about to use this on my kids next Sunday... ",
"Just postponed...cheetos and mountain dew will take care in the end.",
"“Keanu Reeves smiling”",
"I dunno... \n\nOn the one hand \"Besides being friends with general lowlifes, I'd love to have been friends with Him\" so maybe so.\n\nOn the other he didn't mention how Jesus is SOOOOOO AWESOME! so maybe not.",
"Speaking of growing happy cake day",
"He's not smiling though lol",
"Keanu Believes",
"if you need help getting there I'll paypal you or whatever, seriously. funerals are hard enough, it shouldn't be a struggle to make it home",
"That was a short ride.",
"Haha, genius! I need to borrow that as an edit to my original story.",
"Nobody gets on the same flight as Keanu Reeves and doesn't have enough money",
"I'm sorry for your lost :( is there any way family will help with your expenses? Have a safe flight and good luck",
"I was just thinking this. I thought back to that scene and I laughed and then cried.",
"Goddammit Keanu ",
"He may not be the most flexible actor, but he really seems like a standup guy.",
"That's hollywood for ya. :p",
"[Jesus was way cool](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVJ-Wlacc-E)",
"Lord. Is he flying coach? ",
"I finished that one last week...and in several spots I I nearly pissed myself laughing so hard. The interplay between Biff and Jesus was very well done. Edit: the full title is Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal",
"Can’t trust ‘em!",
"If a sex scandal comes out about this guy.\n\nIt'll be finding out Santa Clause doesn't exist all over again.",
"Chill as fuck... Until you give him a gun and say go, then he becomes death incarnate. I guess lesson to take home is don't piss off Jesus.",
"The drink thing I thought it was like 1 coin = all you can drink+use of the lounge etc. ",
"No",
":/ \n\nI’m Mexican-Spanish and have such a beard.",
"\"There is no baggage charge\"",
"I'd convert ",
"I think he's literally just a regular dude. Like yeah he is a celeb but he keeps his private life private and a lot of him looking 'sad' is perhaps just because were used to seeing lots of celebs smiling for cameras all the time and stuff like that. Sure, he has had a lot of rough patches in his life as well from what I have heard/ read, but in general I just think he is a chill normal dude just doing his own thing.",
"Precheck is the most glorious status that can ever be bestowed upon a traveler. ",
"That man does not age",
"Zoom in close on each of their faces. ",
"Seriously.",
"I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn't be our style.\n\nPain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever.\n\n",
"You just have to know what you are getting yourself into. I routinely fly spirit and frontier, but I'm also the kind of traveler who can fit my belongings for a week into a small backpack. ",
"A. Fucking. Pencil",
"oh please, he's already the lord ",
"[Learn from Mr. Bean](https://youtu.be/6r0dr_juOiI)",
"I'm having trouble seeing the \"Keanu Reeves smiling\" part.",
"\" that'll do pig, that'll do.\"",
"That makes someone's wife cry.",
"I remember one time I was out with friends in San Francisco and coming back to the hotel from the concert and a friend of a friend started begging me to let him sleep in the hotel with us because he didn't have any money and took a bus into town and his cellphone was dead. I was pretty pissed the whole time thinking how dumb could someone be. We met up with this guy by chance even. He had no plan and winged everything. ",
"I can’t give this enough upvotes. ",
"He should really go to rehab for being nice. I feel like a kindergarten without any other adults would work just fine.",
"Where was Keanu when we needed him last week???",
"Yeah, it's hard to enthusiastically praise someone who kills everyone you know and love. ",
"So Keanu is genuinely a cool guy, and he is a 3 gun champ? Broke the mold this one",
"Perhaps it is semantics, but for the many people literally having the money and being able to to afford something are two extremely different things. Some people fly because they have to not because they want to. ",
"You missed the ‘take’ off *snort*",
"That’s because now when people go to the airport they dress like they are going to bed. If the flight is less than eight hours pajamas shouldn’t be in the thought process.",
"Pronoun properly capitalized. ",
"My tummy did a little flip even though I knew it was coming. ",
"Whatever you say, Kingslayer",
"The chick looks like Amy from Brooklyn nine nine",
"He even called them the next day! The monster ",
"I need bags, lots of bags ",
"Oh no. Anyone but hard Tim! He's the only person to ever face John Wick and come out of it still standing. ",
"Or maybe they simply don't have enough to go around after vital expenses to be able to save much. It's not uncommon. Have some compassion rather than immediately make assumptions",
"Some people are underemployed, or maybe even unemployed. Sometimes bills stack up and overtake your ability to save money. Sometimes illness or injury takes you out for a while. \n\nIt's not always as simple as, oh whoops I just didn't save my money the last few months. \n\nMight want to give people the benefit of the doubt here. ",
"It's easy once you realise that the cannon isn't really there ",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZsxxgyRWXA",
"[Jesus was right.](https://i.imgur.com/2B0gYq8.png)",
"Thanks for explaining that. ",
"I wish there was a way to recognize good men like Keanu Reeves and Terry Crews for their good deeds and admirable characters.\n\nNot sure how but I'll start with an updoot.",
"He would bring a whole new meaning to punishing the non-believers. WITH A FOOKIN PENCIL",
"OK, so Keanu is a nice guy.\n\nBut how do you not have enough money for excess baggage charges? Where the hell are they going? Home, after getting laid off? They’re flying somewhere, dressed ok, with a lot of stuff. And they’re claiming poverty? Life is tough, but com’on!",
"He’s led a rough life. When I seen what his life was like I was moved beyond words that he turned out as caring and kind as he did, and I’m an @$$hole.",
"He continues to live by the mantra. \"Be excellent to each other.\"",
"His father was American, though.",
"Oh God... Here come the tears...",
"As someone who recently moved 1000 miles away from home, it’s slowly become my nightmare in the last few months that someone close to me will pass away.\n\nMaybe consider that it wasn’t a destination vacation. Isn’t it possible that they need to fly somewhere due to extenuating circumstances in their lives?",
"Not that big of a deal honestly. ",
"Did u read the next sentence or nah",
"And also knows kung fu?",
"Keanu giveth and Keanu taketh away.",
"You clearly don’t know how to be a decent person. ",
"He really took \"be excellent to each other\" to heart.",
"It was an excellent read. \n\nI actually have read a lot of Chris Moore’s books. While some are a bit too out there for me, quite a few had me barking out loud laughing.",
"Not sure on the 'whipping people'.\n\n> So he made a whip out of cords, and drove all from the temple courts, both sheep and cattle; he scattered the coins of the money changers and overturned their tables. To those who sold doves he said, “Get these out of here! Stop turning my Father’s house into a market!”\n\nJohn 2:15-16\n\nKeywords are \"both sheep and cattle\".",
"There was a popular theory that he paid the coin as more of a \"sorry we broke the peace\" than for the drink itself, which makes a lot more sense.",
"John Wick is both deadly AND charitable ",
"If Keanu Reeves isn’t my spirit animal, I dunno what is.. ",
"Every story about this asshole is that he is a \"great guy\"... what is he hiding?! ",
"Being a saint means the church has recognized that you made it to heaven. Can't be in heaven if you're still alive",
"\"popular \"European in their early 20s backpacking down the east coast for a few months\"\".. In Australia.\n\nWow.. I'm European and in my early 20s i was happy to go out and drink a beer with my college friends.. Would that mean they will revoke my European ID? :(",
"Why would you wish for his death? Monster. ",
"He does such a nice a nice favour even knowing the people he’s helping will pull him in to an annoying selfie pic he doesn’t want to do",
"Theological question I thought Him with a capital H refers to god. Pronouns for Jesus are Jesus, Lord, and Lamb. ",
"He's also Canadian (eligible for British citizenship through his mother, and holds an American green card.) ",
"He once notoriously owned up to a fart that wasn't his, to save face for his date. ",
"Look at Mr FancyPants over here that only buys clothes from the airport...\n\nBoy, you fuckin realize that it's not like they bought that shit minutes before getting on board. That it's more than likely they just didn't have enough to pay for it and Keeanu insisted paying the whole thing? Or more than likely, they bought those clothes months ago and since they're coming back from vacation, they might have been expecting more money on a paycheck to cover themselves to get home.\n\nI am not going to let some jackass try to /r/HailCorporate Keanu Reeves, for fucks sake...",
"They have secret underground assassin club calculator.",
"And he still flies commercial. Well done",
"\"smiling' lol ",
"We threw out every other qualification *so that we could continue* to disenfranchise immigrant families and people of color. Seems that's our raison d'etre at this point.",
"How can you not like this guy?",
"Fortunately his bad knee from his high school football injury didn’t hold him back. ",
"It is a little strange, but we don’t know all the details, so it’s probably unnecessary to even try to think up why.",
"Read the title. This was an unexpected surcharge. Perhaps they were going on an all-expenses-paid trip and didn't need to take any money or cards.",
"They don't call him the suffering servant for nothing ",
"He has had a lot of tragedy in his life. If I went through what he has, I'd have killed myself. ",
"What's the best one you can think of? ",
"So was he flying economy or were the people that can't afford their own bags traveling first class?",
"Only if Amy ate 300 pounds of cake in a week.",
"Yeah Jesus is pretty sweet. 1/5 would sell possessions and roll with.",
"Why would they go on a flight and not be prepared for the baggage fees? Or do they not tell you the fee before you fly? ",
"One of his greatest movies of all time. Can’t wait for the third. Man is a beast.",
"until he grows up",
"He’s like 15 years short of looking like the most interesting man in the world. ",
"Your life must be a constant dilemma",
"> Can't find a source for it right now, but I read somewhere that he also got betrayed by his friend and nailed to a cross.\n\nYeah, his other ass hole friend even denied knowing Keanu like 3x right to his face. What a prick!\n\n",
"The guy is a real class act",
"That could be correct considering the lounge must only serve the best of the best drinks which could run in to the thousands. \n \nI would assume the coin does have a value tho since the cleanup crew took 1 coin per body during that scene. Regardless its a great film and i cant wait for the third. Only trilogy id honestly go pay to see and buy the DVD also.",
"Hell you can't even manage spell check. ",
"The hardest Tim.",
"not much you can do when your parents only give you university cafeteria dollars and nothing else. ",
"He already was in 1649.",
"Yeah, I think they made a book about it.",
"Whoa...",
"Depending on the area it can hold negative connotations. Some people see it as old, some as a bit of a wheeler dealer, a chancer and some just as a guy. I was in a pub once and something almost kicked off because a guy referred to someone he was talking to as a geezer. He didn't have a problem with it and you could see it wasn't meant as a negative, but the old guys manner visibly changed and he took a little step back. For a second I thought he was going to throw a punch. When asked he said, he wouldn't elaborate more than it wasn't complimentary. The guy bought him and his friend a drink and he chilled out a bit but you could see he still thought the guy was a dick by the way he spoke to him after.\nSo best not to assume everywhere or everyone uses slang to mean the same thing. For me and others it's not positive, but for others it's not meant that way.\n\nI think in the fast show they had a thief who literally told people he was going to steal stuff saying \"I'm a bit of a geezer\" in a similar context to the above.",
"He looks like he is the poorest one out of this three.",
"Presumably, they were low on whatever cash the country they were in was using, and didn't have enough for the excess baggage fee. It's believable.",
"Wasn't he close friends with River Phoenix too? Losing a friend to substance abuse changes you",
"Why the fuck does he look younger than a 25 year old? I swear to God this guy is immortal",
"Funerals are not about the dead.",
"It's both obviously, but #1 is a huge, huge one. When I was newly married we stretched every penny as well. Lived paycheck to paycheck, in a cheap apartment, with old cars. A sudden request to pay a couple hundred extra bucks for overweight luggage would have been impossible.\n\nWe flew to see family from time to time and it was always a hold your breath moment to see how close we had come to exceeding the weight allowance. We usually made it, but once in a while their scale was different than our scale, apparently.\n\nIt's possible these two are just a couple of dipshits (as nearly everyone in this thread is suggesting), yes, but also possible they are normal people that make normal decisions that just got jacked up by a couple pounds on a scale and were strapped for some reason. Just pointing that out in general, I know you made the point that you were speaking in general also.",
"So Jesus stop preaching and starts acting career?",
"Everyone’s stupid but you eh",
"Maybe op lied o.o",
"I work in hotels, and it's incredible how many people try to check in but don't have money to authorize their card for a standard incidental deposit, sometimes as little as $20.",
"GGK.\n\nI haven't been on /r/adviceanimals in years. I suspect this is already a thing.",
"71% of the planet makes less than ten dollars a day.",
"I read it as geeves",
"Valar Morghulis",
"Whoa...",
"You...are a terrible human being",
"Why can't he be our president?",
"ah yes, the 11th commandment: turn the other cheek and then whip people",
"Don't bother him like op",
"And party on dudes!",
"40kg extra!? That’s like 3x the normal limit. I’m more surprised the other clerk did it for free. I’m traveling back soon and it’s like £60 prepaid.",
"Amy is cheating on Jake?",
"That was the pitch for the Matrix. ",
"I flew home across the continent once and literally didn't have enough money to eat",
"Where are you from?",
"She died? I thought he revived her ",
"he puts the kind in kindergarten. ",
"I wish our country glorified them instead of our majority of assholes and materialistic celebrities",
"Neat, let's go over what you said and fix it for cannon.\n\nJesus' middle name wasn't irresponsible. (I know you weren't serious, but hang with me for a minute.\n\nLeave your family (he never asked that).\n\nSell your property (Because being wealthy makes it harder to get into heaven.)\n\nBlindly follow me (the guy who you watched cast out demons, cure diseases with a word, make money appear from nowhere, make food appear from nowhere)\n\nWhat a great guy (read my last rebuttal)\n\nSo let's assume you do sell your home and follow Jesus, you're now set on food, shelter, water, safety, money, healthcare(that's better than our current medicine), and to top it off eternity in heaven. Seems responsible to follow him from here.",
"Oh, so the assault from the man who preached \"turning the other cheek\" was justified?",
"No need to bring Trinity into this, his only child was stillborn when delivered 8 months into pregnancy and the mother of his child was killed in an accident a little over a year later. ",
"And yet I smile.",
"He has to do something since he cannot act well. Just saying.",
"To protect his identity duh",
"I love my birthday twin",
"You do know that his sister has fought with leukemia over a decade and that he's been very, very supportive to her, right? \n_\"When she was in the hospital he was there with her all the time, sitting at her bedside, holding her hand.'_ [(s)] (http://anonhq.com/tragic-grief-stricken-lonely-part-keanu-reeves/) ",
"I'm putting my money in Jesus being Dan Avidan (from game grumps/NSP)",
"He the unsung hero of life",
"Jesus really loves making bloody action movies.\n\n\"It's Jesus's second coming, and he's coming to kick your ass. Passion of the Christ 2: Double Crossed - coming this Summer, rated R\"",
"Keanu Please",
"He doesn’t use one much. Just a genuinely nice guy, who’s had more than his share of suffering, and managed to evolve from it. ",
"Be still my heart ❤️ ",
"Saint Reeves sounds quite cool. I approve.",
"IN MY DAY WE WALKED ACROSS THE ATLANTIC UPHILL BOTH WAYS AND WE WERE HAPPY ABOUT IT",
"There is no way without citing a specific brand you know what those glasses and shirt cost. You can get similar prescription glasses for 20 bucks now online and I just bought a similar shirt for 10 dollars at Marshalls. ",
"Bingo",
"How is his dog?",
"The bigger the church the more I avoid it dude",
"The coin is just proof that they are a member of the Continental I reckon. And one coin gets them the right for one service.",
"This guy is THE guy",
"I'm generally not annoyed if it's a non-profit org selling stuff (to raise money* for outreach and helping the poor and needy), but I get that it could be argued both ways. ",
"You really don’t have to believe people just because they make an accusation though. So next time, don’t worry!",
"That'd make him the first coming, ackchyually",
"It was a fake article ",
"The real question is: why this isn't in /r/photoshopbattles ?",
"I had to borrow money in Egypt because the customs only accepted cash for my visum and I only carried plastic and Euros. ",
"I had not thought of that. Altho after the drinks were paid for, the women offers to buy John a drink also, so that would revert back to the drinks being charged for rather than the apology. Also removes the thought of the coin allowing all you can drink and use of the lounge as another has said.",
"I can vouch, it's a trap.\n\nI grew up, work for a paycheck, give almost all of it to Uncle Sam, Mortgage lender and Blue Cross....",
">To praise lavishly; exalt\n\n— _extol_ in the Collins English Dictionary",
"I think they're great, too.",
"Hard fact ^^ ",
"But he's already God-Emperor of Mankind\n",
"I hope things get better for you soon, friend. ",
"\"What does that cost?\"\n\n\"Money.\"",
"Haha yes this logic is flawless! ",
"how the fuck do you have not enough money to pay for luggage?",
"Keanu Reeves: “I would like to pay for their excess baggage charges please.”\n\n_Place a gold coin on the counter and slide it towards the airport staff, exchanging smiles as she picks it up and place it in her pocket._\n\nAirport staff: “Absolutely, Mr. Reeves.” _Turn towards the couple_ “Sir, ma’am, your baggages please.”\n\nThe guy in the photo: “Thank you, Mr. Reeves!”\n\nKeanu Reeves: “Please... call me John.”",
"- Michael Scott",
"The Bible should really get a remastered movie version.",
"Ok, he's officially my favorite celebrity. He's an all around awesome dude.",
"I understand the sentiment, but I also get the sense he wouldn't enjoy being put on a pedestal. He'd probably just be polite and try to get back to his life. If I saw him nearby, I'd probably smile to myself and let him be. If he happened to see me smiling and give me a nod, that would be amazing.",
"Congratulations, you just won the “asshole of the day” award",
"It's redditors like you that give us a good name.",
"How can you tell they're designer? Also, I thrift lots of name brands I otherwise wouldn't buy new.",
"Oh mama.",
"You forgot the scare quotes around \"Christians\". If a Christian is one who follows the teachings of Christ, then the people you are referring to are not Christians, however much they may claim that they are. If you follow the Bible but not what Christ preached, it's probably more honest to call yourself Jewish.",
"[whoa](https://media.giphy.com/media/uPnKU86sFa2fm/giphy.gif)",
"Why is Keanu Reeves flying economic class?",
"Sometimes people need to take a plane to get somewhere quickly (e.g. a funeral). These unexpected costs can really hit your wallet hard. I don't think anyone's saying they should be able to fly frequently and still be poor. If so, then yes, it's entitlement.",
"I want everyone to think about something for a moment.\n\nWith all the nice comments in this post about Keanu, I want people to think about how easily that could all go away.\n\nAll the good will he’s generated over the years could INSTANTLY be taken away by a SINGLE accusation from a woman. An accusation that doesn’t have a shred of proof btw. \n\nI’m 100% confident that Reeves has wronged someone in his life. It happens, because human beings fuck up. It’s sort of what we do.\n\nAnd there’s a 50% chance that the person he wronged is a woman. That woman, if so inclined, could make up an story, leak it, and assassinate Keanu’s character. And everyone on Reddit that buys into the #metoo movement would join in on the witch hunt without a second thought.\n\nMany people in this very same thread would assume his guilt and not even bother with the whole due process thing.\n\nIt’s quite sad and quite dangerous. Scary times. ",
"Damn, I did that yesterday for a couple at DTW. I got a thank you. But they didn’t want their picture taken with me. \n",
"I was flying back from vacation last August. Had already paid my baggage fee. They said my bag was 2 pounds over the limit. It was $100 fee on top of the $25. We could have checked an entire other bag at 50 pounds for another $25, but this 2 pounds would have cost $100 to be in THIS bag.\n\nThings sneak up on people. Not everyone has piles of cash at the ready. And while I can afford it, out of principal I moved 2lbs into my carry on. Which they were perfectly fine with. Smh....",
"The hallmark of a nice date!",
"Excess baggage fees can be assessed if a bag is overweight, or if you have an extra bag, and those fees are much higher than the normal 25 dollar baggage fee (or 100 dollar when flying international). So that may be why. It's possible to go on a trip and have a bag that weighs too much and not even know it because there's really no good way to weigh a bag in a hotel or whatnot.",
"That's what.\n\n-She",
"Accusations are not proof. ",
"National Treasure. One of the few celebs that still tries to act normal. Rides the subway and coach when flying ect.",
"Hopefully he doesn't have a puppy... Or god have mercy on our souls.\n\nAnd once he finishes his business as John Wick, he's gonna banish people to hell as John Constantine.",
"I rather read about this than the daily broadcast of what Mrs trump is wearing",
"Was he on his way to reclaim another car? ",
"Because the OP just found a picture and made up a title for karma. ",
"Or how to be a person at all, if money is such a trivial concern.",
"1000 GBP!! That is just insane. That’s the price of an entire extra plane ticket! No way it costs the airline that much extra to fly with 40kg. ",
"I don't understand why we believe every random story added to a thread title. Is it possible this couple just took a picture with him on a plane?",
"I travel a lot for work and I've come to the conclusion that there are 4 types of air travellers.\n\nFirst, people like me who fly 50+ times a year and can tell you the best specific bathroom to use at RDU, and how much time you need to turn in your rental car and still make your flight on a Thursday afternoon at ATL.\n\nSecond, the occasional traveller who knows enough to stand in position B27 when it's time to board a Southwest flight.\n\nThirdly, people who aren't stupid but never fly and thus don't realize that you should put your keys, wallet, and cell phone in your carry-on bag before you get up to the x-ray machine in security.\n\nAnd lastly, utter dipshits who are so stupid that I'm surprised that they managed to find a way to get to the airport without being killed or arrested.",
"He is the one",
"Why was my first thought, \"At the same time?!\"",
"Lmao",
"Is this before the kettle chips picture or after? Or did he just get a haircut?",
"He kept the bus above 50mph, and hit a killer jump while doing it.",
"This actor is such a great guy.",
"No shit! I was like \"OH FUCK YOU! FUCK THIS! This better be a fucking joke... okay it is. Good!\"",
"Those are proper nouns (names), not pronouns.",
"it wasn't his parents' house. it was a house some folks built to say nice things about his dad in, and they consented. if he didn't like their temple he coulda built his own; he was a carpenter after all",
"Bodacious.",
"Keanu is the only celebrity that I hope to meet one day. He has so much respect for other humans that I would want to thank him for the person he is.",
"The people don't deserve him. ",
"No! No more celebrities as politicians. ",
"Take your upvote and get out. ",
"Well Jesus is God and God is Jesus and they're both a Ghost too. Make sense now?",
"I interpreted that the implication was the coins didn't have a fixed value and were more \"tokens\" to facilitate transactions. My assumption was that there was a more complex underlying mechanism to their economy and the coins were symbolic (a bit like how a credit card does not have any intrinsic value on its own).",
"He will also be in THE Ohio State University HOF... Twice.",
"Awww, he's so nice.",
"I'm so sick of comments like this. Please stop toying with my emotions",
"Ah, it's not important. Just some denial or something. Praise be to Saint Keanu!",
"I mean...in his greatest movie series he was literally 'The One' and basically ascended to heaven at the end",
"“Smiling”",
"Helping others is the basis of happiness.",
"Planes are extremely common in the US, just not in more rural areas.",
"It's actually really common for you to be in the same check in line and at an airport. This is because they only allow check-in for a specific flight within a certain time window. so you often get people arrive at around the same 2-3 hours, especially for international flights. ",
"John wick!!!",
"This is my favorite comment. Ever.",
"I've been told to never trust strangers anywhere but this is true. Or at least that's what my 26 year old brain is thinking.",
"Top drawer.",
"Ah, geeeeez.",
"It gets old after a while",
"> planes are not as common usage as in the US\n\nHow common do you think air travel is in the US? There are some people who fly very frequently as part of their job or lifestyle (due to wealth, etc.), but air travel is still a special occasion for the vast majority of people.\n\nThe \"Amazonian tribesmen\" mentioned by the commenter above are surely his own countrymen.",
"You scared me for a second. ",
"STAHP",
"You still could",
"And that's part of why I haven't flown since 2005. If I have a choice, I'll drive to my destination every time, seems so much cheaper.",
"Get to the chopper",
"For future readers:\n\n>\tThe joy of waiting in line while some idiot tries to take her knee-high, lace-up boots off.",
"Considering what he went through, you probably don't want to. ",
"Let them eat cake! Happy cake day. ",
"Abso-freaking-lutely. I have Global Entry, which includes TSA Pre-Check, and it is worth every penny. And then some. ",
"Well he is Canadian so that explains a lot",
"On this blessed day, we are all Keanu.",
"> Especially when it comes to airports. Every time I travel it's like I'm surrounded by a bunch of lost tribesmen who just emerged from the Amazon and the airport was their first exposure to any sort of modern society\n\nPoint out the part of my statement where I said that please.",
"A geezer isn't just an old(er) person, it's a grumpy old person that no longer understands or appreciates what's cool. That's pretty much the exact opposite of Saint Keanu is it not? lol",
"Desinger shirt? Mind if you link it? It seems generic",
"Hey come on man he has to direct all of his attention to not fucking his sister ",
"Party on, dudes!",
"For He practiceth what he preacheth: \"Be excellent to eachother\"",
"By now he's racked up enough good guy points the be able to get one or two freebie murders. Don't fuck with Keanu. He's too good for you.",
"Hey! As stupid as some of the dialogue was I loved that movie. ",
"Yep. It fits. He's going around and doing good things for people. I think it's awesome. ",
"My fucking heart skipped a few beats...",
"Philanthropy is such a rewarding lifestyle. As someone that grew up with many hardships, I find comfort in helping others. I love reading posts about Keanu. He is what all of us should aspire to be. ",
"Maybe their parents died and they needed to get there and spend their last money to do so? \n\nMaybe they are moving to a new job after months of unemployement? \n\nMaybe they are poor people who saved a year for their vaccation and had unforseen bills coming up right before it? \n\nPoint is, don't be so judgmental.",
"No shit, ffs I've never experienced 3 distinct emotional states reading one sentence in the space of like what, half a second?",
"Also casually talks to all of his fans and listens to their stories, etc.\n\nHe’s a great guy.",
"At the same time.\n\n>NOOOOOO\n",
"Least he didn't use the whole \"Jesus is my boyfriend\" language.",
"Maybe their parents died and they needed to get there and spend their last money to do so? \n\nMaybe they are moving to a new job after months of unemployement? \n\nMaybe they are poor people who saved a year for their vaccation and had unforseen bills coming up right before it? \n\nPoint is, don't be so judgmental.",
"Airports are hell on earth, especially since 2001. Think back to the first time you set foot in one and grow a little empathy.",
"Good Guy Keanu",
"Prolong this discussion until after boyhood.",
"It can happen when leaving Cuba, there is a fee to leave. Lots of tourists forget and are fucked trying to scrounge $25 USD in a country with no atm at the airport ",
"It goes like this:\n\n>That.\n\n–She",
"r/unexpected",
"The movie was bleh but that scene was awesome.",
"Maybe their parents died and they needed to get there and spend their last money to do so? \n\nMaybe they are moving to a new job after months of unemployement? \n\nMaybe they are poor people who saved a year for their vaccation and had unforseen bills coming up right before it? \n\nMaybe the airport they were did not accept CC (like many do outside the USA) and they didn't have enough cash anymore?\n\nPoint is, don't be so judgmental.",
"\"Smiling\"",
"You had me fucking scared there for a tenth of a second.",
"He has beaten Neil Degrasse Tyson and Elon Musk as reddit' s spirit animal.",
"Yeah Precheck is pretty awesome even though I always get “randomly” searched (beard, camera equipment, LIon batteries, drone,). The “priority check-in” is a scam. It’s 20 bucks to basically let you skip the big line to stand in a small line. ",
"There was a glitch in the baetrix",
"*Word.*",
"He could kill me and I wouldn't think bad of him honestly",
"Found the Asian.",
"I have a foreign looking name and an FBI and ATF file due to some confusion about explosives when I was much younger. So no PreCheck for me.",
"Those huge European cathedrals don't get state funding, [at least not here in the UK](http://www.englishcathedrals.co.uk/cathedrals/about-cathedrals/how-is-it-financed/). They've got to pay for their maintenance somehow.",
"So you’re saying Keanu Reeves spends all day in your heart, teaching small children life lessons while wearing a comfortable cardigan and sensible loafers?\n\nI mean, that’s a little weird, but so long as everyone is OK with the situation who am I to judge?",
"He IS the one.... ",
"A smile that says, \"It was simply the right thing to do.\" ",
"[or this](https://imgur.com/3p0ESkB)",
"Maybe if they packed their bags appropriately... ",
"This is just about the most horrible thing that can happen to a person :(\n\n",
"Lmfao",
"How are you even traveling without enough money to cover excess baggage? You know how much baggage you have how do you go to the airport with no money just in case?",
"I dont really know this story. Mind sharing it?",
"Allllrighty then",
"Let's hope he doesn't get a dog.",
"Does that mean he can't be PM of Canada after JT? I'm assuming he kept his Canadian citizenship!",
"They probably fined the couple some money because their cabin baggage didnt fully meet the requirements (weight or size) of the respective airline. This happens during the boarding process usually.",
"Do you think this is a new trend with celebrities being super cool to random people, because they can and that's a good enough reason, or are we just hearing about it more now that twitter and reddit and whatnot are a thing?",
"Ahhh Keanu, the man we all strive to be.",
"“Many modern Christians” tends to mean those 17 guys at Westboro Baptist when used like this. I think just about all Christians recognize that Jesus’s actual commandment is “be chill” (Love your neighbor as you love yourself). \n\nFrom Wikipedia:\n\n>In Mark, when asked \"which is the great commandment in the law?\", the Greek New Testament reports that Jesus answered, \"Hear, O Israel! The Lord our God, The Lord is One; Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind\",[2] before also referring to a second commandment, \"Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.\"[3] Most Christian denominations consider these two commandments the core of the Christian religion.[4]",
"Goddammit, Reddit!",
"The thing is, he is like he is because he kept lots of the qualities children have but lose as they grow up.",
"And Saint William of Preston.",
"I meant that as if an angel or something along those lines came out of Heaven to chill with us, doing all this obviously magical stuff like it's nothing.\n\nBasically just another Jesus Christ but without being humble about the miracles - he's just showing off all day superhero style. Is the church gonna be like \"Nah, you gotta die first\" before recognizing him?",
"I really hope he is actually immortal.",
"It’s allows him to reach a larger audience ",
">It goes like this:\n>\n>>That.\n>\n>–She\n\nLike that?",
"It's depressing to me that you think so.",
"One of the items on my bucket list is to have dinner with Keanu! He truly seems to be a swell guy!",
" Fixed it, but thanks, totally missed that.",
"It's highly depressing that people think this way.",
"How about a nice cup of tea? ",
"Negative. Growing up is the best. ",
"Johnny Utah is the fuckin' man... ",
"My son like a mini Keanu.",
"Happy cake day!",
"Plot twist.... the excess baggage was 8 kilos of cocaine..... and they were HIS mules.",
"Honesty gets you that sometimes. ",
"needsmore.jpg",
"Fuck my heart dropped!! ",
"Must be a shitty flight time, they all look tired.",
"This man is in his 50s. He looks fucking amazing.",
"Wait for Hollywood to cast him for jesus role in new Mel gibson movie",
"I think that there should actually be a subreddit which is dedicated to Keanu doing nice things. ",
"Perfectly. Fun fact Mary used to be part of the trinity in gnostic Christianity. ",
"I think this is the best picture I’ve ever seen of him! Maybe it’s how relaxed the picture is. Celebrities have “the look” of celebrities most of the time. \n\nIn this picture he just looks like a normal, nice dude. ",
"> Difference is I read fucking everything and found out what I needed to do/pay for before I showed up at the airport\n\nExactly...you did this because you're an adult and acted as such.\n\n\nI mean....when you buy your tickets online (I can't speak for every airline) every airline I've ever booked through clearly states their baggage policy; hell, I'm pretty sure a lot of the pricing options have the checked bag fee already built in. \n\n\nBut no....people just go on jetblue.com, see the cheapest flight and then mash the 'purchase' button ",
"A.fooking.penceal",
"I've heard he is a really nice guy!",
"That’s not where I thought you were going with this post. Phew!",
"Life has humbled him",
"--The Dalai Lama",
"I love how he did all this amazing shit and never bragged about it. But we all still know about it. Because he deserved it. Not like all those people that gave out free food to homeless people, filmed it and then showed it to everyone.",
"He made an AMA in which he mentioned the 'sad keanue meme'. He thinks it's hilarious even though he isn't sad at all. The AMA is worth a read",
"Well, you replied “especially when it comes to airports” to “but then I realized people are stupid so this makes sense”.",
"There are certainly a lot of inconsiderate people in airports. However, I do have some compassion for people who are bewildered by the entire thing. I travel for leisure only these days, 4 or 5 times a year. Even with all my experience, some airports just confuse the heck out of me, particularly those in third-world countries or places with extraordinary visa, entrance/exit and luggage requirements.\n\nMany people in airports have been awake over 24 hours, have been crammed into a seat sized comfortably for a toddler, have been dragging around heavy luggage, dealing with flight delays/cancellations, etc. Add to that someone who doesn’t speak or read the language well, someone who has never flown before, elderly people with the beginnings of dementia, well, it’s a recipe for a bad time.\n\nI’ll be flying to Australia again in a few weeks, and I’m absolutely dreading it, although at least we don’t need to connect at LAX or SFO this time around.",
"Being friends with lowlifes is sort of fun, too, tbh",
"So awesome ",
"When people sneeze, I say 'Keanu!' It makes them instantly feel better.",
"Is strange people lose their jobs over accusations. I’m not defending rapists, just observing what happened to Danny masterson on the ranch. I just remember him saying it was unfair when he got fired but wasn’t yet proven guilty. Maybe they saw evidence or knew though. ",
"Not smart enough to pack or check the weight before leaving the house. \n\nSource; 2 pounds over the limit on my last trip to bonaire :@/",
"Nah he would become a magician.",
"He is such a sweetie",
"Dude, have you spent time in a Kindergarten lately? 5-year-olds are vicious creatures.\n\n...Or maybe that’s just my nephew. I swear the kid is a budding psychopath.",
"That's racist.",
"Didn’t say mandatory. There were many of us down there. We scraped together enough money for the airline ticket and worked on banana farms etc down there to afford to stay the duration of the trip. ",
"I prefer to light some candles and draw a nice bath when I’m hanlon myself.",
"No, top tier airline status is way better ",
"I cast my first vote for beatification...then let's progress quickly towards canonization ",
"Point out to me where in the text it says he used the whip against people.",
"Lol what a leech. He knew what he was doing, he just didn't want to pay.",
"Have you seen the trope of that rich guy not imagining other people actually face hardships he hadn't thought of? Maybe you're not rich but you're just as unimaginative.\n",
"yeah but he's WHITE immigrant. Cancels out his immigrant-ness. ",
"Weirdly accurate phonetic spelling ",
"Are we not gonna talk about how Keanu looks like the poor one in this picture?",
"Calling it smiling is a bit of a stretch. Still,amazing to see such a kind celebrity",
"Today, Jesus would live on the west coast and spend mornings surfing. After a light lunch, he'd go volunteer at the soup kitchen and then spend the evenings reading and walking the neighbor's dog. Mr. Murphy had a hip replacement and can't take Lucy out like he used to.\n\nHis Old Testament dad, on the other hand, would live in the south and spend all day trolling people on his alt-right blog. ",
"He was a liar. If he ever existed. Heaven does not exist. He pretty much wanted us to give up and forget that we as humans are made to progress and innovate.\n\nAlso this\n\n “Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword” – Mathew 10:34",
"I'll throw in another $20.",
"haha yes",
"\"smiling\"",
"DAE KEANU REAVES?",
"Tribal? What the hell is that supposed to mean?",
"The never-changing sign in front of Church of the Basic White Girl. This week’s sermon: “If we can’t handle the Lord at His worst, do we deserve Him at His best?”",
"Canadians man...",
"This hiding of upvotes is bullshit ",
"Definitely not a conservative and I shaved yesterday, so can't be either of those. Try a different insult maybe it'll stick.",
"Keep him away from horses...",
"in like 400 years?",
"He also knew the best hookers. ",
"I would have never recognized him. He is still nemo in my head.",
"He was awesomely cynical in Constantine. I can't imagine any other actor doing better job back then. ",
"You don't take thisbkijd of baggage through security. ",
"Had 8000 saved last summer and tore my acl and the surgery alone cost me 12000 and that's not including all the other expenses with it. Thanks for being a dick this morning.",
"I would much rather watch 'keeping up with Keanu'. He's the celebrity we don't deserve!! Love you Keanu!!!",
"Well if youre secretly what better guy to crush on than Keannu ",
"Where is the /r/dailydoseofkeanu sub? Someone? Anyone?",
"Except he loses his temper with [fig trees](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.biblegateway.com/passage/%3Fsearch%3DMark%2B11%253A12-25%26version%3DNIV%26interface%3Damp)",
"Eh, I have both. A few upgrades and priority standby are OK but first class on airlines isn’t what it used to be. Not having to take my shoes and belt off or go through a body scanner is much better, IMO. Especially since I typically travel in a suit and dress shoes. Not having a break out a shoe horn after the security checkpoint is worth the $85 alone. \n\nStatus doesn’t even get you lounge access anymore on most airlines. ",
"As someone who has worked in food service, usually those people are just as dumb no matter where they go. They’d be equally lost in a Walmart as in an airport. ",
"Saints are souls who are in heaven so technically yes you can't be a saint if you're alive. ",
"Oh look, monks!\n\nhttps://youtu.be/gCyrKJg-1VM?t=18s",
"My heart skipped when I read the first few words of your comment. Obviously all this celeb sexual assault and harassment is horrific, but I'd be especially upset if he turned out to be in the mix of assaulters. ",
"Very few actors i care about meeting in real life. But Keanu Reeves would be awesome to short meet for a short talk while chilling.",
"This is why everyone loves Keanu! Very nice and very approachable to his fans. ",
"Haha. I read your sentence about 50 times before I realized there was a missing word. It was like that famous copy pasta that goes something which to make things go look more like … or however that mind-melting shit went. 😜",
"IS NOBODY GOING TO STOP THIS MAN EVER!?!?",
"Like 5 of gdisasters posts are on front page.",
"The original caption to this photo was selfie with Keanu. But you believe what you want to believe.",
"Take a walk...",
"At some point in history I'm sure he was. ",
"NO U",
"Okay, this sounds great but, what does it mean they \"did not have enough money\"?\n\nThose two definitely don't *look* like they spent their last $50 on a plane ticket to escape an abusive household, or visit a dying grandparent.\n\nDid they not *have* or not *want* to spend that money?\n\nLove Keanu, but man this story needs some more details.",
"Geezer means something different in the UK it would seem. Just means the same as dude, chap, guy etc. ",
"M E T A",
"For someone who has had an absolute insane amount of tragedy in his life. It's amazing how nice, calm and down to earth he is. ",
"\"You're not making any sense\" -Cersei maybe",
"Valar dohaeris",
"Maybe they didn't know the penalties and maybe they bought stuff while on vacation that upped their weight. Charges can start at $100 (it's usually cheaper to check a second bag) and go up insanely for international flights. ",
"Assault is a bit of a stretch here. Jesus was invariably angry because his Father's house was turned into a \"den of thieves,\" a place in which people who had come to worship were abused by merchants and turned away. Jesus used the least amount of force to drive the money changers out and achieve justice. Keep in mind that Jesus IS God incarnate, he is permitted to use force ",
"what a gorgeous man. ",
"A Fucking Pencil.",
"Banana farms or.. Banana farms? :D\n\nSounds amazing though. I would have liked to do that myself :(",
"Because imaginary people with imaginary deeds do not impress.",
"\"The story has been denied by special effects staff themselves as an urban legend.[68]\"\n\nI wanted to believe :(",
"Just when you think that this guy couldn't get any cool. Damn you, St. Keanu. ",
"Every time I see the guy posted here it always makes me smile. Usually NSFW pics make me do that",
"Oh, you read the comment too?",
"Well.. He is already immortal",
"We're parodying Keanu with jesus. These aren't \"real\" stories about Keanu.\n\nJesus was given up to the jews by his friend Judas. To save his own ass, his apostle Peter denied knowing Jesus 3x, a thing Jesus predicted to peter during the last supper.\n\n>All four Canonical Gospels state that during Jesus' Last Supper with his disciples, he predicted that Peter would deny knowledge of him, stating that Peter would disown him before the rooster crowed the next morning. Following the arrest of Jesus, Peter denied knowing him three times, but after the third denial, heard the rooster crow and recalled the prediction as Jesus turned to look at him. Peter then began to cry bitterly.[2] This final incident is known as the Repentance of Peter.[3]\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denial_of_Peter\n\nAnywho, we're just trying to be funny.\n\n",
"Cheap publicity stunts. I'm a good boy look at me, so charitable ",
"There's another comment calling these people tribal and saying it's their first exposure to the modern world. ",
"> what happens when you get to your destination? No money for taxi? \n\nIf they're going home they might have left their car at the airport or have someone picking them up.\n\nIf they're going to meet family or friends they might be getting picked up at the airport.\n\nIf they're on a package holiday the tour company may be picking them up at the airport.\n\nThere are plenty of scenarios where they may not have the money to pay at the airport and not be stuck at the other end of the flight.",
"Wild Stallions!!!! ",
"Oh it can happen. Trust me. ",
"[He’s pretty private about that, but here’s a profound quote about his troubles.](http://www.higherperspectives.com/matrix-sad-1406161676.html).\n\nI’m sorry to hear you’re struggling. PM me if you need to talk. ",
"i guess its hard to smile after killing lot of people in action movies",
"If only.......Well sillier things have happened",
"I'm not entitled. I was really close to him and my parents are poor too and my mom already lost her sister to breast cancer so I want to be there for her so I dug deep and made it happen. I'm not asking for help jesus",
"> Airports are hell on earth\n\nOh my god you are so right!!! I thought the epitome of human suffering and indignity was when I was in a hospital in Balad and saw a child with third degree burns over most of his body because his parents decided to throw scalding oil on him but now that you mention it...Logan International Airport does suck!!! \n\n\nOh my god it's terrible! There is information everywhere about what to expect as you purchase your tickets in your pajamas from the comfort of your couch! There are even signs everywhere in the airport directing you where to go and giving all sorts of TERRIBLE info such as, \"if your bag is bigger than this, it needs to be checked!\" and my least favorite, \"laptops need to be taken out of their bags\"!\n\n",
"so almost Jesus ??",
"I kind of morbidly hope Jesus would be a complete dick, if he/it was real in the first place. Just like, \"fuck you, fuck you fuck you, youre cool, you stink, fuck you, lets have your care tires explode, fuck you. cool my work is done. \"",
"they can afford to fly but can't pay baggage fees?",
"He is awesome",
"What is this? Kenau year? Today is 6th January and i see like 4th or 5th post getting to front page since begining of year",
"Is that a smile??? Keanu kind of looks caught off guard, like “whoa guys??? I never said you could take a picture!”",
"You might not.",
"Let's just hope that it doesn't take 12 years like boyhood did.",
"Maybe the Queen should Knight him. ",
"Or some people are poor. ",
"Keanu could walk across the Atlantic ",
"Next sentence says the makeup and effects staff say it's an urban legend.",
"he is not smiling here, either.\n\nhe looks like \"of course they wanna take a picture...\"",
"Be excellent to each other!!",
"He actually has real life training that I could easily see that.\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MIc9Z50Uv4",
"Keanu is following the philosophy of his greatest movie. Living up to one statement. \"Be excellent to each other.\" And so far, he has been most triumphant. ",
"Dude, it's WAY too early for me to destroy you in a religious debate, Imma take a nap, shower and then I'll come back to show you the right way on this.",
"The logic behind me not talking to a hot chick until I was in my 20s",
"Nice, but how are you going on a trip / bringing excess baggage if you can’t afford to pay for it? ",
"Swoosh. That went over my head. Thanks!",
"Keanu learnt British manners from his English mother. Well, there you have it. There's why. ;D",
"No, that can't true. \nMy whole life was a lie. I always thought they were bisexuals. ",
"k",
"100% how I feel about celebrities. I'd leave them alone or give them a 'sup nod. The most I'd ever do is be some kind of weirdo that just walks by and says, \"Hey man. I liked you in *obscure ass movie.\" I just can't see myself invading their space and demanding a picture. \n\n\nEDIT: like 14 typos. ",
"I saw his gun training video for John Wick...the transformation is already complete",
"Oh it is my cake day. I didn’t even realize it lol. Thanks!",
"I suspect if Jesus were here he might tell you to (1) mind the beam in your own eye before the splinter in your neighbor’s; and (2) relax and trust in God. \n\nI know this because I listened to the Jesus Christ Superstar concept album, in which this comes up. Brought up by Simon Zealotes, from whom we get the word “zealot” for being a little bit over enthusiastic. \n\nMore preaching from the Book of Webber: I’m fact there were many ills facing Israel at during jesus’s Life—notably, it was occupied by Rome. There were social movements among the Israelite and Jewish populations to start a revolution and drive the Romans out of Israel. Jesus preached that these movements, and those sorts of concerns, were foolhardy, and that what God really required of everyone is to act on a relational level (not a systemic level) and be good to the people around them, whoever they are. So I have to think that Jesus’s message would not be too different if he came around today. ",
"Maybe they are flying to a relatives house who’s gonna pick them up. You’d be surprised how many people live paycheck to paycheck and don’t have any spare money.",
"Before reading the top comment, I was going to say is he Jesus or something? ",
"God I love this movie. Sure it’s dated now, but it came along right at the inflection point and explored old ideas in an amazing new setting, which is what sci fi should do. “There is no spoon.”, then you get that Luke/Vader epic battle.",
"That's called indoctrination mate. Let your kids decide for themselves when they're old enough. ",
"She looks like Amy Santiago from Brooklyn Nine Nine",
"Valentina Nappi, that you?",
"Trilogy?",
"It’s possible there are additional circumstances, like having been stuck due to weather which results in more $ spent on food. \n\nOr maybe while on their trip, there was some kind of emergency they needed to take care of and that’s why they’re on their way home now. \n\nOr maybe they gave all their money to someone else who needed it more, like Keanu does. \n\nYou literally don’t have any idea what else was happening in this situation and frankly, you’re an asshat for passing judgement. I bet you were a middle school bully, too. \n\nYou’re never gonna have a random run-in with Keanu if you have an attitude like that. ",
"Happy cake day!",
"I suspect they budgeted for a taxi. They didn't budget for extra luggage fees. Some people live on a very tight budget.",
"Well he is The One after all",
"It's obviously something that is important to him, for very understandable reasons and he's dug deep to do it. No need to be a dick to people going through such situations.",
"That’s nice of him but I don’t understand. They are traveling but they don’t have $25 on them... or a credit card?",
"And the Sequel Silence of Lamb",
"I'll toss in a few bucks. Gimme dat PayPal, son. ",
"For those wondering...\n\n>\"The story has been denied by special effects staff themselves as an urban legend.\"",
"He might have existed. But ne never did anything miraculous nor was he a nice guy. ",
"I’m a bloke, and yes, I’ll go in a date with him. I’d blue/red pill the shit out of him. ",
"Uh this is what the whole thread is about he is already an actor. and a good one! He doesnt preach shit and leads by example. ",
"I want off mr bones wild ride",
"But you don't actually exchange your credit card in a purchase, and there's no item priced at 5 credit cards, for example. I think a simpler and more plausible explanation is that the writers simply didn't think this system through.",
"Love that movie",
"I tried this and freaked out the airline crew. Now I'm banned from United.",
"Any kenau post makes the front page. My first kenau post made front page.",
"Whats the reference you had in mind? ",
"And you clearly either don't live in your own or had shit easy. Not everyone can afford college. Grants do not apply to everyone. When life's either take this shitty job or be homeless, I'm taking the shitty job until I can find something better. 32 hours a week or less is part time in the US. A lot of companies do not want full time (32 hours a week or more) on their payroll. You can't save anything on that. \n\nAnd not everyone is in good enough health to work factory/warehouse/ manufacturing jobs that pay more. \n\nAlso, layoffs are a thing. Contract work is a thing. \n\nUnless you know someone's situation you need to stop talking down to people.\n\n\n",
"He can't be until he works directly with the big man himself... Morgan Freeman!",
"Can this really be the end..",
"Will you take a TV mini-series?\n\nhttp://imdb.com/title/tt2245988/",
"He is the One. ",
"Hahhah arrogant Christian? Not surprised. ",
"It seems like he's the definition of what a person should be, period. It's a great thing that he does because he uses his fame and influence to set a good example for others to carry through into their everyday lives.",
"r/fellowshipkids",
"He did stick his dick in a mailbox in that movie with that chick from the blind side. I am not sure the mailbox consented. ",
"He should run for President ! ",
"Who da fook can do dat?!",
"I used to work in Disney and we literally said the exact same thing.\n\n\nWhen you onboard and have training, they made a joke saying that you will get lots of silly questions like, \"what time is the 3 o'clock parade\". I laughed because that questions is so hyperbolically stupid, nobody would ever ask.\n\n\n\nI shit you not, I got that exact question asked to you *at least* every other day",
"No that’s called being a youth pastor",
"It's your turn, edgytheist.",
"This made me laugh really hard lol. Luckily found a super cheap southwest flight so I can check a bag. Also fuck these people saying I shouldn't go. I'll hitchhike all the way there if that's what needs to happen I love my cuz. ",
"Fuck all these people saying just save money or don’t go. Like someone chooses to be poor. \n\nI’m sorry for your loss. ",
"One of my new goals in life is to meet him, do something really nice for him and hope he asks me for one of these photos...#bucketgoals",
"Bad human",
"I think its more common in the US than Canada. And its way less expensive so more affordable. ",
"It builds character!\n^^^/s",
"Which is what... 85% of the US?",
"Dead people dont care, living people do.\nFunerals are just as much about comming together and supporting eachother.\n\nIf someone cant affort to go, it sucks. If someone barely can afford it, it makes total sense to go.",
"As an ex-lay ministry student I bet he's got an awesome sense of humor and knows the *best* jokes, too!\n",
"How is he not aging?",
"Did you read the context to this verse?\n\n\nFrom my point of view, it is clearly ment as a metaphor.\nJesus knows how hard his lessons will hit. He knows, that for many jews, this means a completely different life. This will separate family's, his teachings are the sword spoken of in Mt 10, 34",
"Nah bruh, he in his 500s. Mothafuckas immortal.",
"But what is going on with amount of these posts?",
">I'm not asking for help ~~jesus~~ Keanu.\n\nFTFY",
"Ye, if you watched chapter 2 you know 3 is coming",
"Geographically, maybe, but not nearly in terms of population.",
"He already gave his life to free us from the Matrix. Except the Matrix still exists, and the war isn’t over, and what the fuck was the point of that ending",
"Small village in the woods on the east-coast of Canada. ",
"This is why I love people-watching at the airport.",
"Do other people not weigh their luggage before taking on planes? ",
"“no, no, noooooooooo...oh.”",
"His car was also stolen and his dog was killed",
"Ah ok so :) I grew up Catholic myself btw",
"The photo is taken inside the plane. I'm doubtful that OP's title is true. This just looks like someone who saw him on the plane. Is OP even the couple in the photo?",
"After this fact and reading the comments I am convinced Keanu is actually Moderm Jesus ",
"Just give it 1000 years and the church will have co-opted his image and used it to steal money from poor people",
"Maybe it's a extremely volatile currency, and it was worth a drink when he paid for the drink and a flight when he paid for the flight.",
"I’m from North Datoka and the rumors of Spacy being a dick-loving-hateful-monster reached me during the first season of House of Cards. TF you been!?",
"well done!!",
"Lol",
"Huh, I had no idea. Thanks for the clarification.",
"To secretly work",
"Seems more likely he was just yet another \"Judean\" trying to throw the empire out. I mean if that book by Reza aslan is to be believed",
"It's common sense no one has. Doesn't make you a saint. Just a bit narcissistic",
"The man just wants to get where he's going without delay.",
"I don’t think it’s weird to tell them you appreciate their work. Just understand that borders were made to not cross them.",
"And that's why people will never follow you the way they follow Keanu",
"Constantine is a good temp 3rd chapter.",
"Normally I don't care about these sort of photos, but the couple in the photo actually seem like really cool people. Oh and I'm sure Keanu is alright as well",
"Sadly this mentality is how they managed to get away with it for so long. ",
"I'll suck it IRL. ",
"Yes but what extra would you need? I constantly use low cost carriers for traveling inside my country. I keep a small size carry on bag and just accept that I will get the middle seat. What else do you need on a shorter flight anyway? ",
"I’m ready for the Crews/Reeves 2020 Presidency ticket. Tag line: People who actually care. ",
"Happy cake day! 🎂 ",
"And this isn't a Photoshop battle!",
"lottttts of people bordering on child abuse....but they always get a free pass because everyone is looking at them and there is an understanding like, \"buddy...I've been there before, I'm not saying you should hit your kids but if you did...I totally would get it\"",
"Me and my girlfriend once went to Italy for 3 weeks when we were 18. We overspent a bit and ran out of money for food on the last day. I had to drink from the airport bathroom tap I was so thirsty. 12 years on it's a nice memory.",
"It was stamped with a picture of himself in profile, and on the other side is an image of him on horseback, like Napoleon Crossing the Alps.",
"So did Keanu overtake Bill Murray for random encounter stories?",
"Apparently the definition has expanded like the definition for \"literally\".",
"Love that movie so much. I’ll pretty much always watch it",
"Indeed.",
"Can we start a good guy Keanu thread?",
"Evening, John. Working again?",
"We missed His second coming, it was Mr. Rogers",
"Nobody kills in keanu's name (yet).",
"Who plans a trip whether for fun or an emergency and doesnt factor in the costs involved? Did they bother to read how much it costs to check in a bag? Did they bother weighing their bags to make sure they are under the limit? If they were over the limit and had to pay more fees, wouldnt they budget it or use a CC to cover the extra costs?\n\nThere are no surprises, every airline tells you in black and white how much each bag will cost to check and how much extra it will cost if the bag is overweight.\n\nWhat if there wasnt a famous multimillionaire actor there to help pay? Then what, they just take their bags and head home?\n\nGood on Keanu, extremely stupid on the couple",
"Most people will tell you that Keanu Reeves is a total piece of what makes humanity great.",
"No, no. You were right. His job is indoctrination. ",
"He really is a class act. I remember the video of him getting up in a packed subway car I believe, to give a lady a seat.",
"You and I have different definitions of smiling ",
"Lmfaoooo good one",
"I don't have much sympathy for people that overload their bags and then throw their hands up in disbelief when the airline doesn't want to carry all their shit. Times a million when they don't have any money to pay for it. ",
"excess baggage charges makes me think that their bagages were over the weight limit and had to pay those crazy fees\nfor example I once had to pay an $100 excess baggage fee for being a few pounds over the limit for American Airlines for a baggage that cost $25",
"Wimmy wam wam wozzle!",
"Yeah, they live their lives on a different wavelength. Any event that occurs is like \"WOW\" to them. Can't blame them but it is weird to think people think like that.",
"[This.](https://youtu.be/-JXgQ4UwPFc)",
"“Smiling”",
"My favorite person in Hollywood",
"That's val kilmer you're thinking of ",
"I want to know where the fountain of youth he found is. He has barely aged since Point Break. ",
"I hate to be a downer, but getting charged for excess baggage costs seems like a very douche thing to get charged for. Plus, look at how happy this couple looks! There are people with real needs in this world. Hoarders! ",
"I guess some folks making youtube content could take a lesson from him.",
"Modern American Christians maybe\n\n\nThe majority of Christians around the world are not assholes like evangelicals",
"He is a good guy Keanu. ",
"Man, I get what you are trying to say but I would love to just go say hi shake his hand, just so I can brag in front of my friends that I shook hands with Keanu fucking Reeves.",
"Well, making great movies is basically preaching to the biggest audience. If some dude just stood up on a hill and started preaching shit no one would listen.",
"Would buy the candle. ",
"Well that explains why he's so nice. He Canadian!",
"There was a time when people were ashamed to be living beyond their means. Now finessing is celebrated.\n\nSure, i dont know the backstory but neither do you. ",
"How the fuck do they have the money to fly around but not $25 to check a bag?",
"That scene with the golden light made no fucking sense",
"I doubt it was more than $50 for two bags and $100 total for two over that. Still not fun, but literally half of what you said.",
"[Jesus was way cool](https://youtu.be/mSfa56tjBQo)",
"I did really like Keanu in that movie he won an Oscure in. I feel like I'd have to tell him.",
"He's the one",
"This is the dumbest fucking comment in the entire thread. \n\nI bet you’re one of the ones who complains SNAP-using people have microwaves and fridges.",
"Would redditors consider Keanu Reeves to be Fred Rogers/Bob Ross tier?",
"Can he be any nicer?",
"Going to a mandatory event? Funeral?",
"I've noticed my home scale and the airport scale off by a pound or two before. Is it my scale? Theirs? As likely as not to be either. But if you're getting it right to the wire, like many people do, well... 50 pounds can fill up quickly and if yours said 49.1 and theirs says 50.2 you are usually as fucked as if it said 60.\n\nA couple years ago CBS Los Angeles did an expose on airport scales and found they could be up to 9% off (during their samples), saying things weighed more than they did. That's right.",
"> conjures tons of extra food when entire crowds got the munchies\n\nHow did no one else bring food man? Two people show up with food and 998 just didn't bother, what is wrong with people?",
"I never knew my heart could sink that fast",
"...Air guitar...\nWYLD STALYNS!",
"we don't deserve him. ",
"Pff, amateur. I’m in my 50s and still haven’t talked to a hot chick. ",
"This guy just gets better with age in every way.",
"You know he is a man of commitment and passion when he gave up his matrix money to pay for the stunt team salary. His focus is unparalleled and you would be a fool to doubt his generosity.",
"To be fair, the puppy is really cute.",
"Yeah. That would be weird ... after 4 years of mariage. ",
"That’s racist!!1!1!!",
"Really? Being an insufferable cunt about people who fly less often than you is the hill you've chosen to die on today, and your chosen weapon is exploiting the memory of a child abuse victim. Who the fuck are you, Logan Paul?\n\nI don't make a habit of telling people to kill themselves, but the world would be a much better place if you climbed to the very top of your ego and threw yourself onto your morals.",
"I’m not sure who is cooler. Keanu or Mike Rowe. ",
"Sorry for the loss... I also had to travel this year too for that... I can help with another 20€ (PayPal), ",
"Be excellent to each other. ",
"3D IMAX with 4K HDR Dolby Atmos 7.1 blu-ray release",
"Do you live through his acting career or do you just jump straight to being him now?",
"can't see how. my depression has completely taken me over. \n\nI was trying to get better in a lot of ways, but everything fell apart and I don't see much point to it anymore.",
"[Sick reference bro. Your references are out of control. Everyone knows that](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOtf2vVScOc)",
"40kg between the two of them, so just under double the normal limit. Though I've been charged for an extra 1.2kg before so that's still astounding. ",
"Can afford 2 plane tickets tho...",
"Just don't kill his dog or they'll make three movies about it",
"That's the Canadian in him.",
"I live in fear that Steve Martin will get 'Metoo'ed. I could not cope with that.",
"outside of the Matrix was still in the Matrix, it was another level to control those that rejected the original Matrix program and they had that world set up for those who rejected the original program to give them the sense of freedom. The machines actually wanted to help the humans because it was symbiotic. Zion just didnt know it was still in another level of the Matrix, though that would be a cool new movie. ",
"I'm impatiently waiting for my interview. I travel a lot for work, so I really want to get it done. ",
"Eats. Shoots and Reeves.",
"Disclaimer: I might not be 100% correct with my answers since I didn't study Theology and can't use the catechism of the Church effectively.\n\nI'd imagine that, yes, he wouldn't be a saint until death. That's how that whole process works. As an example, Mother Teresa wasn't canonized until 2016 despite what she did for so many.\n\nAnd there's this whole millions of unrecognized saints deal too. Being Catholic gets really confusing sometimes. 🤷🏻♂️\n\nI think angels get their own deal as they're these celestial beings that are made by God to glorify and serve God. They can't be recognized as saints because they were never really alive as we are.\n\nOn the point of a second coming of Jesus... Still wouldn't be a saint, but I'm sure someone's bound to want some verification or something, haha.\n",
"Ezekiel is that you?",
"Sometimes people also travel for a family emergency. Their budget may be stretched thin and they may have had limited choices. ",
"Did you read? Excess baggage fees. Airlines are notorious for tacking on fees due to weight.",
"What if you met Keanu at a border crossing?",
"We've all been there though right? You get stuck in a queue for like a whole goddamn hour and finally the couple in front of you walk up to the only open desk even though there are like 50 of the things and roughly 1000 people waiting. After a few minutes back and forth it's clear that these two are going to be there a long time. They aren't getting that refund, it costs more than the sign says or their coupon isn't working. That's it, you've had enough, you'll pay the 50 pence difference just to get them the hell out of the way.",
"I must admit, Saint Keanu has a lovely ring to it.",
"Asian genes at work.",
"Get this man his gold coin. ",
"I'm not going to detract from his bodaciousness but there's millions of potential nice guy heroes out there that never get to shine on this level, imagine what the world could be like if the wealth was spread out a bit more.",
"This is him smiling? I’d hate to see Neo angry. ",
"But you're married",
"Never attribute to benevolence what can be adequately explained by laziness.",
"If there is an angel on earth his name is Keanu ",
"Just think, if you gave us back control, you would all be as nice as Keanu...",
"*Your* front page.\n\nPeople forget that everyone had different subscriptions.\n\nSorry but I dismissed TIL years ago after the stupidest shit was at the top every hour... ",
"From what I've learned she's probably been avoided that same way another whole bunch",
"I'd give him a good sandwich. He always looked so unsatisfied with the one he was eating.",
"Keanu is a saint. I've never heard a bad word, he's kind and courteous and uses his status to care for others and without fanfare. I know it's uncool to gush about celebrities but hes a treasure.",
" Except everyone has precheck these days it seems...",
"They might have been leaving Las Vegas. ",
"/r/jesusisfuckinglit\n\n🔥🔥🔥",
"and you believed all those stories? ",
"*Ding ding ding!*",
"I read this book at the exact right moment in my life. It actually helped me to keep my faith. ",
"I LOVE HIM. I love him, I love him for the man he is, I love him for the man he wants to be. I love him. ",
"That explains a lot.",
"Listen mate, I'm an atheist myself but in my opinion arrogant atheists like you are just as bad. There's really no need to shit on people over their beliefs.",
"What about sister and sister?\n\nr/elsanna",
"He's already been through the gun and judo training. ",
"That's right. She'll appreciate that I left her alone instead of bothering her like all those others. She'll remember... it's the long con.",
"We don’t deserve him ",
"F\n",
"I can assure you, that the stories you hear about this man, if nothing else, have been watered down.",
"Maybe I need to rewatch it, but I don't recall it being all that bad, for a remake of a classic.",
"Needs more .MPEG",
"You simply don't fuck with the Baba Yaga",
"> [I'll do the fingering](http://crossoverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/flute.gif)",
"That's a minimal smile with a lot of complex meanings",
"Truly the title \"Keanu Reeves smiles\" clashes sadly with the actual picture.",
"I can picture it now. Dude in his late-twenties, tattoo of a cross on his forearm, very fashionable, does backflips on the stage while the fog machine is going on, manages to shoehorn a story of his high school basketball career into the sermon.",
"We'd be about as nice as that cunt of a queen you've got. ",
"Bruh, all you do is walk to the counter (aka stand in a ginormous line) to drop your bags off, walk through security (the OTHER ginormous line) then look at one of the 5 billion screens or your ticket and go to your gate. Kind of all makes sense.\n\nNow if you are a seasoned vet, you only bring a carry on, you have TSA pre-check (both ginormous lines are now avoided) and you spend all the time you saved drinking at the airport bar thinking about all your terrible decisions and ex girl friends before stumbling to your gate and getting to the plane.",
"But he didn't ghost them.",
" Did you like the tv adaptation? I really liked the guy they got to play him. ",
"im sure he is flying 1st class. these folk can afford 1st class but cant afford extra excess charge for bags? even if flying coach you can afford a plane ticket but not extra $25 charge??",
"“Smiling” ",
"\"Keanu\" means \"cool breeze\"//\"cool breeze over/from the mountains\" in Hawaiian. \n[Source](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Xn74-rK4e8) ",
"They have yet to speak to each other.",
"His real life weapons skills scare me.",
"Party on Slurms!",
"r/wholesomeKeanu",
"That's it. I'm naming my son Keanu. ",
"Holy shit! A person taking the piss at what is clearly a typo?! I thought that only happened in the movies, surely not on Reddit! I've got to make a post about this. It finally happened!",
"Like he said, still hasn’t talked to a hot chick.",
"Can we make this pic of Keanu the new \"Good Guy\" meme. ",
"Someome else replied suggesting that 1 coin = 1 service. Which makes perfect sense since the cleanup crew charged 1 coin per body and everything else was 1 coin per drink or 1 coin per night stay. \n \nThe coins seem to have no value other than a IOU a service no matter what it is as part of an elite membership. \n \nI would guess the coins do have an underlying value but not to those who really use them. Maybe a value where the contract owner pays X for a job to be done which then generates X coins which then is given to the assassin to exchange for goods like weapons, ammo, drinks etc... but only the contract owner hands over the money if that makes sense. The money is held by the secret undergound exchange service that send out the contracts.",
"Thanks man that gave me a laugh! ",
"But this is reddit, where people diagnose illnesses off one sentence and people's entire lives are figured out off one picture. ",
"Keanu Reeves at a hostel when he’s 80:\nHostel supervisor: We will need $80 for the week\nKeanu: I’m not sure I have a that, I’ve been being awesome for a while and spending my money on relatively minor things.\nReddit finds out. \nHostel supervisor: oh looks like you have a billion dollars on your go fund me page. \nKeanu: Cool. I’m just staying the week. Have the rest. ",
"Thank god this didn't turn into how evil airlines were. The rules are spelled out pretty clear. But too often reddit does not care and expects the world to cater to people who can't bother to try and be responsible. ",
"This shit is infuriating. I recently watched a family stand right at the front of the line to board, getting in everyone's way, knowing damn well they were in zone 2, which is the 5th or 6th set of people to be called for delta. ",
"We have rules against that in the Geneva Convention.",
"I'm in my 70s and won't even visit farms or a KFC in fear of seeing a hot chick.",
"I work next to a big soccer stadium and so I see people fan boy hard on some of our local stars. It gets cringy. The worst was a guy who was obsessed with our women's team, who were all out for a team drink. ",
"Jeez he’s so dreamy. ",
"Nah no need for evidence or anything. No company wants to be related to a rapist even if only rumoured. \n\nGuy who worked with us got falsely accused of rape, police picked him up at the job. Got fired within 24h. Turned out hes ex wanted to screw him over and he got cleared of all charges. Even then the company did not want to take any chances of hiring him again. \n\nHe did get a big fat check from the ex in court but still, sucks big time for him.",
"What's really going to bake your noodle later is if you lived multiple lives, how would you know?",
"I shat on believes. Then this asshole took it personally and now acts highly. I have seen this so many times it's not even that funny. ",
"My exact thought after seeing this photo.",
"I've also noticed it happens to Americans frequently when they fly back from Europe. I don't think they understand the metric system.",
"which one is keanu",
"So because you had to miss your cousin's funeral, everyone else in your situation should have to as well?\n\nDon't get me wrong, I don't think it's wrong to not go to a funeral. I personally don't see the need to pay for a ceremony to send someone off when I could just reminisce with friends. I just mean that if someone wants to go and it'll make money a bit tight for a while, they could still try to go.\n\nIt's not entitlement about being able to get on a plane, it's about wanting to be with family during a hard time. Is it so hard to believe that people will push their budget to do so? Does it mean they aren't poor if they *do* push their budget to do so?",
"Yeah from all of the stories I’ve read he seems like a really nice guy and can’t say no to fans wanting pictures.",
"The dude has performed at least a dozen miracles in just the first Matrix.",
"Lol we have walls for that ",
"More like a hill of emotions",
"Fine, just fine, perfectly healthy doggo.....",
"This guy earns.",
"He trained at my martial arts gym before matrix 2 briefly while in town. We were given flyers while arriving in class instructing is to leave him alone. No pictures, no taking to him and no autographs. \n\nHe just head nodded everyone on his way out.",
"I mean, not saying it was real or not, but I can’t see a story involving a paranormal revolutionary preaching a better life for the poor not ending up on crucification, fire or you era-appropriate government termination device. If not real, at least it is a pretty accurate fiction.",
"They look Brazilian. Are they Brazilian?!",
"I think I'd just say \"Hi\" and smile. If x famous person wants to talk to me, they will. If they don't then I know it would have been annoying for them if I got in their face trying to take pictures etc. ",
"Just a stupid fucking titular story to go with what at this point is a fairly boring photo of a cool celeb. ",
"Meh. Fly private. ",
"It's expected when the newest generation of adults is content to be labeled as losers. ",
"Just a quick reminder that Keanu Reeves is 53 years old. ",
" If only we had some sort of paying system other than cash...",
"So he wasn't a peace loving hippy after all. All of these years have I been lied to by \"Christians.\"",
"No no no",
"Ooh you'll get downvoted. Reddit likes to think of themselves as a bastion of cool but when it comes to \"leaving celebrities alone\", that's not allowed cause \"that's what they signed up for\" ",
"How dare you play with my feelings like that?",
"What about? Your title sucks. ",
"Damn, bro. ",
"Hahaha that was perfect.",
"If you know his personal history, you'll know that he's one of the most caring people out there.",
"I would say burn but it's more self deprecation by OP.",
"Ive literally never heard of anyone making this complaint ever (until now), so no.",
"Always wanted to sit down with Keanu and just shoot the shit over a cup of coffee. Think he is a mellow dude.",
"This Keanu bloke seems like a top cunt. ",
"> The story has been denied by special effects staff themselves as an urban legend.[68]\n\nThat seems like misleading information. ",
"Based on?\n\nThey seem like people that cant budget well and shouldnt be travelling if they cant afford an excess baggage fee.\n\nBack to the mill; peasants. ",
"That’s nice. \n\nT_T",
"You sound more Australian than American....",
"After thinking about this a little more that makes alot of sense. Altho the coin must be worth something since someone hires an assassin to complete a job with these coins. I would assume the secret undergound contract exchange holds the cash for the contracts and instead of paying people cash they pay in membership coins thats good to be redeemed against any of their companies and stores etc... at a rate of 1 coin 1 service provided regardless of the real cost.",
"[Women *love* the snub!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A94VCIcTvQg)",
"Reevsu",
"Nice",
"That's just the face he makes when he's thinking \"why didn't I take my private jet?\"",
"This. \n\nAlso, wtf is going on in the background? PS?",
"If you can't afford an excess baggage fee, mayyyybee flying is not for you.",
"I've refused to grow up for 30 years.",
"was his name-o",
"Generic? Mind if you link it?",
"Jesus Christ!",
"Sometimes it's hard to tell that you are going to have extra luggage fees. Overweight fees can go up to 85.00 per bag. If you've just been on vacation and spent a bunch of money you may not have it or it might hurt.",
"I Love it ",
"Wholesome Keanu ",
"1000 GBP that's fucking insane. At the point why not just buy an extra seat so you get the bags checked for free and an extra seat to stretch out? The most I've seen is $300 USD and I thought that was excessive.\n\nAlso I know some airlines will allow you 2 bags with the same limit for each bag but if you put all the stuff in 1 bag they'll charge you more. So for example you can have 2 bags with 25 kg each but if you have 1 bag with 50 kg they'll charge you more. So weird.",
"You mean like some kind of global gold coin? That could make alot of sense.",
"Nah man, the right thing to do is lean over, give their head a little rub.",
"Second point is probably none of those things are what happened. ",
"I'm not a religious fella but from what I hear, Jesus was chill as fuck. ",
"Rock on, kids!\n\n*Rock on, Pastor Dave*. ",
"People who are seated behind me that stand up in the aisle trigger me to no end. ",
"I was walking through the streets of NYC on my way to a taping of The Daily Show (with Jon Stewart), and Lewis Black was walking towards me. \nOne of my favorite comedians, my favorite part of the show I was going to see live, right there in front of me.\n\nWe made eye contact and I instantly saw the \"ahh, fuck!\" in his eyes. All I said was \"Hey Lewis! I hope you're gonna be on the show tonight! Heading there now.\" He said \"Yup! Gotta get my coffee first!\" and headed into a shop.\n\nI couldn't imagine bothering him more than that. At a meet and greet/signing maybe, not in the street where he is going about his life.",
"That was my first thought, followed by \"awwwww Keanu, we're not worthy!\"\n",
"Jesus would be Marshall Rosenberg",
"The last excuse is the only acceptable one. Otherwise the were just living beyond their means in every other scenario. ",
"> your chosen weapon is exploiting the memory of a child abuse victim\n\nJesus Christ...are you really one of *those* people.\n\n\nI bet you're the type of person who can't wait to interject how progressively liberal you are into every conversation by mentioning how you call your wife or girlfriend is your \"partner\" even though nobody ever asked you to do so. Your favorite phrase is probably something along the lines of, \"well I *personally* don't do that or agree with you but *it's ok* if you do...and I'm sure it's done in a nice, condescending tone just so to really drive home the fact that you're SO much better than other people.\n\n\nI wasn't exploiting anything. I was pointing out how overly dramatic and stupid your comment about airports being \"hell on earth\" was. \n\nGo jerk off at a Liz Warren rally you insufferable cunt. \n",
"There he goes, changing the time-line again.",
"Got...dam",
"It happened to me. 5am. Hadn't slept. My parents bought my plane ticket home from school for the holidays. Lo and behold, my bags were overweight. There literally wasn't enough money in my bank account to pay the fees and I started bawling because I didn't know what to throw away. I called my parents-- they tried to wire money but it wouldn't go through for a few hours.\n\nEventually the guy at the counter took pity on me and didn't charge me. I cannot tell you the feeling of relief... shit happens and it's nice when people help.",
"that is super nice of him\n",
"Definitely, I was on a 6am flight out of vegas one time that Gilbert Godfried was also on. We saw him at the gate waiting to board. People started recognizing him and walking up asking for pictures / autographs. Poor guy obviously just rolled out of bed and is all disheveled, I wouldn't want any pictures taken of me. But he was super nice to everyone and endured it. I can't imagine not being able to leave the house without getting harassed like that.",
"Yeah I'm Southwest or bust these days.",
"You can just say \"the fuck.\" I know those are five extra letters you gotta type in there, but it shouldn't take much time. And it feels so, so, so much better. Try it.\n\nThe fuck.\n\nDoesn't that feel nice? Actually putting that word out there, in all its glory, rather than abbreviating it for no reason whatsoever?\n\nTry it, friend. Embrace your inner fuck.",
"The look on his face is “I’ve seen some shit.” ",
"For those too lazy to click the link, the next sentence is \"the story has been denied by special effects staff themselves as an urban legend.\"",
"Yeah, I'm conflicted about that. There is a megachurch near where I live that I have to go to for work once a year (I'm a public school teacher in Texas, so chew on **that** for awhile). They have this huge coffee shop in their atrium, but then you read the pamphlets and 100% of the proceeds go to this orphanage in Africa. So, that seems ok, right? But the whole megachurch thing gives me the willies still. And I am a practicing Christian, fwiw.",
"He said “hot chick” not a female",
"And there's our plot for the next Nicolas Cage movie. ",
"He’s Canadian.",
"He knew this was popping on reddit...",
"He's the one (that will save you 50% off your car insurance).",
"Keanu BeReever.",
"I dunno if I'd call that a smile, but hey he is the sad master of the universe who just saved both their asses",
"Sometimes it's like this, you go to a country have you holiday and then you spend all your local currency cause you think I'm probably not coming back and i won't be needing all this. Then you reach the check in counter and you realised you've blown through all the currency on junk that's causing your luggage to be overweight. Happened to my friend when we went overseas but we covered him. Most people also have credit cards though. ",
"I'm sorry for whatever happened to you. I hope you get better. ",
"I just pictured Adam Sandler saying that. ",
"He protec\n\n He attac\n \nBut most importantly \n\n[He break bac](https://m.imgur.com/4xY86CT)",
"You're having a laugh turning up to the airport with 40kg of extra baggage not expecting it to be an issue. \n\nSuper lucky with the lazy checkin guy. ",
"I don't see a smile.",
"the man, the legend...",
"Can't see a hot chick if you don't go out of your house.\n\n/r/me_irl",
"Humans are weird..",
"He:\n\n1. Saved us from Hell as Constantine\n1. Saved us from the Matrix as Neo\n1. Saved us from a speeding bus as Officer Jack Traven\n\nBAAM! Verified.",
"I am calling bullshit on what they said.\n\n40kg is ridiculously overweight and no way would any clerk would let it slide. Severaly overweight bags are dangerous for the people who pack the plane to move around. And no way they'd say \"Yeah it's fine if you check 2-3 more bags!\"\n\nAnd 1000GBP is like $1400US.\n\n40kg over is not that much.",
"*trying to smile",
"It's kind of him to do this favor",
"Jesus you people will look for every excuse to be judgmental. Going to your parents funeral even if you can only barely afford is still a good enough reason. And how the fuck is moving to a new job not an acceptable reason?",
"I think you’d be surprised, between the people not paying attention to who’s around them and people with a similar mind set to the one you mentioned I bet a lot of celebrities don’t get bothered in there day to day lives as much as you think. Obviously exceptions for the ultra famous (ie taylor swift), who is probably bothered non-stop. \nI think a nice courtesy would be that if you do want a picture ask them in a somewhat discreet location and asses the situation to make sure they aren’t being inconvenienced. What does draw attention is people seeing you take pictures. I remember seeing a mostly unknown athlete in a bar. One person recognized him and went up for a picture, after that about 50 more people went up. I can almost guarantee that most of them had never heard of this person before or at least would not have known him well enough to recognize him in a bar, if it hadn’t been for that first person going up and asking for a picture. ",
"Assuming he was even a real person, and I believe he was a real person but wasn’t a miracle man, he definitely smoked herbs. ",
"Didn't he just have long hair a few days ago when he posed with a little boy inside a gas station convenience store ",
"53 ain't a geezer.\n\nAnd 53 is like 2 and a half in God Years.",
"But, Colonel, we need you! ",
"Did he make a *dinner reservation* for 8?",
"You're overthinking it in relation to what I've said. Intonation counts.",
"True. I get wanting to stretch your legs after a long flight but you had your chance during the whole flight. Now sit the fuck down and wait for the people ahead to file out and me to grab my gear from the overhead. ",
"That dude spent all his money on that stupid ass t shirt",
"I know it's early but I'm throwing it out there, Keanu Reeves man on the year 2018. ",
">That's what.\n\n>-OP's mom\n\nFTFY\n",
"I was travelling out of Brunei during a Southeast Asia trip. They actually had a scale next to the counter before boarding the plane. I had two carry-ons, which never stirred any issues with the same airline in all the other countries I’ve been. But since I didn’t have a laptop in one (my backpack) I had to pay for one of the two to be cargo, 120 Brunei dollar per connection and cash only. I had enough luckily but only because my friend had extra to spare. Maybe this is too specific but the situation is possible!",
"If I kill someone will you PayPal me money too",
"name a better onscreen couple, i'll wait\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/t1CXrw0.jpg",
"He seems like a generally good dude. Most stars seem like they could be assholes and narcissistic but he doesnt. Also, hes pretty badass.",
"Already grown up. Didn’t happen.",
"Sounds like a happy marriage.",
"Good Keanu.",
"Yep, you're right. Am Christian, almost never run into these \"modern Christians\" that have created the \"modern Christian\" stigma. My personal system is:\nA. don't push my beliefs down others throats. I wouldn't want that, why should I expect others to like it.\nB. Love others, try to donate when I can afford it, help where I see the need.\nC. Chill, everyone is really just trying to make it to the next day. Just like me.",
"Ehh it's really just like talking to another person. When I talk to someone whether it's a girl, CEO/Boss or dog I talk to all of them the same. Thing is I mostly just give everyone a simile nod or hi at work, actually have little desire to talk but people love chatting me up. Ok I lied a little bit my dog gets talked to differently, she gets the royal treatment and I do love talking to my dog.",
"Kinda scummy by them... didn’t pay for your own baggage then bug him for a pic after he did. ",
">Keanu was actually just accused by 8 women *ohnoohnoohno* of taking them on nice dates *Oh thank God*.\n\n",
"I don't have PayPal guys only venmo. Honestly I think I can get by. I have an idea.. anyone willing to throw this money together for a charity? I'll throw 20 down on Thursday... \n\nSeriously guys you are awesome if you arent down for that it's cool. I could use the money and would appreciate it I just feel bad taking money.",
"And if you've ever seen the real life videos of him on shooting ranges... He could actually do it, too.",
"(-__-)",
"But he probably meets that same person every day multiple times. It's gotta be tiring and boring after a while.",
"Yeah I mean they don't really look like the kind of people who don't have any money. But I could understand if they just didn't have money on them at the time somehow I guess.",
"Airline lost his dog. ",
"The next sentence isn't important. All it does is completely discredit the previous sentence.",
"I feel like everything sucked until I hit about 30.",
"He'll always be Ted to me. ",
"Seems in the absence of any further information the likelyhood of any of those options depends entirely on how judgmental you want to be.",
"Hot chick and no talking? Someone is riding a White Unicorn strait to Valhalla.",
"Who doesn't have a credit card?",
"Keanu and Terry Crews are reddit sweethearts.",
">How common do you think air travel is in the US? \n\nI think it is pretty common actually. I and my family have taken flights to Florida and Las Vegas for $99 round trip. We couldn't even drive one-way for that kind of cash.\n\nIf you are frugal and watch for specials, it is actually quite cheap.\n\nIt is amazing to me how many students I see on Facebook traveling to Europe. When I was young, it was simply too expensive. Now they can find trips to Europe for five to six hundred dollars. They stay in hostels and take trains and travel on the cheap.\n\nIf it wasn't for joining the military, I probably would never have left the country until the airline industry was deregulated.\n\nNow, I am fairly certain that I don't know anyone who hasn't flown, and I am not a 1% by any means.\n",
"Keenu didn't want to wait any longer, so he paid to unlock the situation...",
"Some of those that are the kindest, have endured the worst of it all. We just want to make sure others don’t go through it.",
"I don't know if I'd trust the source on this one. Real sketchy",
"Depends on your social circles I guess ",
"Just nice?! How dare he! ",
"No daddy please ",
"But we CAN all not be condescending to people whose personal situations you know nothing of :) ",
"I just got mine.\n\nI’m excited for my vacation time. \n\nWhy is it so good?\n\nAny tips?",
"This legend, so casual, no first class ticket. He’s just a really grounded human being and a nice guy. We salute you sir and you make some pretty dope motorbikes ",
"Someday, I hope to be rich enough to go outside looking like a homeless man whose outfit came from Goodwill, while giving no fucks, just like Keanu Reeves. ",
"Damn, bro.",
"And this right here is why false accusations need to be prosecuted. Currently, a woman can destroy a man by telling a lie with zero proof. Then when the police start finding holes in their story, they can say, “Well, I just wanted to punish him for breaking up with me”...and rarely do they suffer any consequences. Yet the man who is now proven to be innocent still has no job...is several thousand dollars poorer because of legal fees, and his social life is ruined.\n\nReal rapists deserve the book thrown at them. But there should also be some proof to their crime besides an accusation.",
"3 front page posts in as many does, does he have a new movie coming?",
">took care. \n \nTook care? You mean... took care? \nNo, I mean take them out to have a great time.",
"Uhh, \"excess baggage\" charges can reach into the hundreds of dollars. That's if your bag is only slightly over the 50 lb limit.",
"How does someone go on a trip and NOT have extra money either coming or going. Thats ridiculous. If that's true, these people should have said thank you and NOT bothered the man. Especially inside the plane. ",
"Like that married couple on that Japanese TV show that hadn't spoken a single word to each other in some like ~~15~~ 10 years! \n \nEdit: typos \n \nEdit 2: if anyone is interested. Video says 10 years stories online say 20+. I don't know who to believe anymore! \n \nhttps://www.wimp.com/my-parents-havent-spoken-to-each-other-in-over-10-years/",
"Not surprised. Keep doing you, Keanu 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽",
"I think that's a pretty strong exaggeration in the other direction.\n\nYeah, it's not like all Christians are the 17 guys at Westboro Baptist, and yeah, most theoretically agree that loving thy neighbor is one of the core precepts of their religion, but man do a lot of people seem to forget that in practice.\n\nI grew up in a city with a lot of Christian folk - Mormons, Baptists, Methodists, Catholic, and a few others. I knew plenty of people from all of the Christian churches, and ended up going at a few services at most of the churches growing up (my own family was Methodist, although we attended church pretty irregularly). And, with the exception of one of the smallest, most liberal churches in the city, an *awful lot* of the people showed fairly little concern for that commandment, and the services largely gave it a second or two of lip service, if that.\n\nIn my experience, most folk are just as shitty to everyone else as everyone else is, regardless of what they do on Sundays. If anything, if there's a difference, some of those \"modern Christians\" just end up justifying their shitty behavior by reminding themselves that they just *couldn't* be bad people because they're \"all about love\".\n\nMost modern Christians recognize that Jesus's actual commandment is \"be chill\" in the sense that they can parrot the line about \"love thy neighbor\" on command, but not in the sense that it seems to actually dictate their actions much.",
"How do you know he/she/ze’s married? ",
"[This very phenomenon was addressed by professor C.K. from the university of Jerkenstain in Europe](https://youtu.be/ji_FmR5lg3Y)",
"Walked past JCVD in the airport giving him a very weird look because half of me wanted to respect his privacy and the other half wanted a picture+autograph very very much :(",
"\"Airports hate him!\"",
"How come some people have enough money to buy a trip somewhere but don't even keep a tiny bit of savings in their account?\n",
"I think that says even more about him than the other part of the story, honestly.",
"That escalated quickly, and in an odd direction",
"Keanu looks like he might need a nap. ",
"i will take *i know this person clicked the link* for 2000$, Alex.",
"Interview is a joke. They ask you basic questions that you’ve already answered on the application. I’m pretty sure the interview is a formality so they can get you in to fingerprint and photograph you. \n\nAnyway, best of luck. Don’t stress it.",
"To relieve the stress of being broke ",
"It wasn't great, but it wasn't by any means horrible.",
"Why not link to that one then?",
"I use Mr. Rogers' voice to talk me through tough times. I get it. ",
"To be stuck inside the Mobile",
"He's setting the bar way too high for us.",
"He actually flew the plane when the pilots got tired. And made all the food so the attendants could get some rest. ",
"Such a simple comment yet so totally radical.",
"Fuck fees. All fees. Make the price right",
"I ate a big red candle",
"Hot chicks are the real victims here",
"Popeye's has hotter chicks; be careful out there.",
"Keanu Reeves just makes me happy by existing",
"To be stuck inside of Mobile?",
"Let me try to cool down your face a bit, let me try to cool down your face a bit, let me try to cool down your face a bit, let me try to cool down your face a bit, let me try, let me try, to cool down your face a bit, let me try to cool down your face a bit!",
"Detachable penis",
"You said designer frames and shirt. Which designer? If you can’t say which designer, then you’re clearly lying about knowing they are designer. ",
"Wimmy wam wam wazzle",
"There are some celebs like Reeves, Hanks and Winkler that you never hear \"Man that guy was an asshole\" stories about.",
"[The actual jump](https://youtu.be/NPhNIS69ayQ?t=33)",
"I've never seen him Reeve",
">Accusations of Keanu Reeves lurking around children \n\n-Media",
"John Niven's The second coming might be a book for you",
"Was just thinking about you and your art style. Beautifully done x",
"Goodguy Keanu ",
"I can't pretend to understand the teenage mind. Even my own.",
"That poor man must be completely sad most of the time, he does so much good around him and helps random people that I am pretty sure he cant stand seeing other people struggling with whatever distress them",
"Thank God for a nice and normal famous actor.",
"I choose to believe this story is true",
"I'm calling bullshit. I guess it's not enough to just say, \"Here's a picture of Keanu Reeves with regular people doing regular things\"",
"Is he stoned ?",
"I think that was Nicolas Cage. They're easily confused.",
"Keanu is Asian.",
"It makes me so sad that he's gone now :(",
"My favorite movie that he did alongside sweet November. \n\n",
"Going for my mom, aunt, and myself. Thanks for your concern now eat it. ",
"Keanu Reeves, Viggo Mortensen are just two celebrities you wanna meet just to talk with. Very admirable people.",
"In all seriousness, it’s that’s not a terrible idea. Communication amplification is the name of the game, becoming a celebrity would be the way to go.",
"Humans are fucking weird to each other. They're just people like anyone else. It's weird to see people screaming, sobbing and becoming overjoyed at seeing celebrities. \n\nNo, he's not actually Neo, The Terminator or Indiana Jones. ",
"Bango ",
"Nah. Christopher Eccleston is the second coming of Jesus, not Keanu Reeves.",
"https://i.imgur.com/wjDx2IN.mp4",
"I wish he went for Dr. Strange. Said for year's he'd make for an excellent Strange.",
"Winner winner, chicken dinner. Now back to the flock everyone...",
"Regardless if he is the son of God or not, he was a nice guy with a horrible fate.",
"El Baba Yaga. ",
"> there's really no good way to weigh a bag in a hotel or whatnot.\n\nIt's year 2018...you have precise luggage scale which is very small, light and looks like this:\n\nhttps://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0516/5213/products/other-travel-accessories-portable-digital-luggage-scale-50-kg-110-lb-capacity-2.jpg\n\nEven if there are marginal for errors, that would be only a few grams, that's all. \n\nMake no excuse for lazy people. \n",
"But in this situation he probably paid because he didn't want to wait any longer behind them. He has just unlock the situation.\n\nWe can see his conflicted mind in his half smile, it contrasts a lot with the two travellers who are very happy to pose with Neo.",
"That's kind of depressing. And lame. But it's the only thing that makes sense as to why he can \"see\" Smith, the robots and the robot city.",
"He took them for a nice seafood dinner and never called her again!",
"\"Weigh your fucking bags before you go on a trip\"",
"I'm sure they're not claiming they were too poor. \n\nThey probably forgot you have to pay extra, or miscalculated, and didn't bring enough; but it was too late for them to run to an ATM or something for money. Or perhaps Keanu just happened to be behind them and was like, \"hey friends, the wind spoke to me and asked me to pay. No need to thank me. My soul is changing colors.\"",
"There's lots of Jesuses, many of them are mexicans, tho.",
"I literally cried laughing on Metro. Thank you for making my day",
"But he could've given them a million dollars! Clooney did it for a bunch of people.\n\nCmon Keanu, I mean yeah Clooney's got that tequilla money but you're the one.\n\n*Note: This was all in jest and Keanu did an awesome thing helping these folks out!",
"Wow. That’s rage inducing. \n\nI saw a frazzled mom with a busy toddler and a newborn standing while they called first class and leaned in and let her know she gets to go ahead of first class so she can get everyone situated before your zone files in. \n\nShe looked at me like I had three heads and told me to mind my fucking business. \n\nCool. So I hung back and got in line when they called our zone. She was ahead of me a wrangling the toddler. When she got to the gate the flight attendant told her that they call for folks traveling with kids to come up first so they have more time to get onboard and settled. The lady sheepishly looked back at me and told me to fuck off.\n\nSometimes my wife doesn’t listen to me but it’s fun when I get to hear her called out for it.",
"👉 on",
"👉😎👉Zoop",
"All these super nice things people say about Keanu Reeves even makes other nice guy celebrities like Drake look like scum, and Drake has those hundreds of sayings like \"Drake, the type of nigga that farts in the toilet and flushes\" going on...",
"Those Cargo Shorts aren't gonna impress themselves.",
"Yeah, I bet what really happened was that the couple was starting to fight with the airline over it, and Keanu was like \"fuck this, I'm not dealing with this today\" and slaps his credit card down on the counter just to get them to shut the fuck up.\n\nThen this couple is like OMG KEANU REEVES YEAH LETS GET A PICTURE, and Keanu is thinking \"fuuuuuck, I already paid for your shit to shut you up... gah, FINE it if will shut you up, but I'm NOT going to fucking smile.\"\n\n^ MFW",
"This is obviously not what happened. They’re in the plane already. You pay for bags at the check in counter, why did they wait all that time to take a picture with him ? ",
"My uncle and I have lived in SoCal (different areas) for many years. He now lives in the PNW and we plan on moving up there so we went to visit him recently. One night we were telling stories around the table and he told me about how he met Keanu right after Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure. They were in a Deli in LA and he said he was just a really nice guy. It seems things haven’t changed. He signed a napkin for my Uncle and talked for a few minutes and went on his way. ",
"Can’t go anywhere in this town without Keanu Reeves throwing money at you",
"Perhaps they budgeted tightly and the fees threw that out of wack?",
"Holy shit, so the memes are true",
"Hmmm. Somewhere not in reach of said rumours, clearly...",
"It’s not weird to tell a celeb you liked them in a movie. I just met a big Bollywood celeb, I told her I loved her performance in a movie. And she seemed genuinely excited that I had seen it. ",
"I love that he wears a suit jacket with a regular t-shirt underneath ",
"But if he does this...you are totally screwed. https://imgur.com/a/HDsLx",
"Such a cool guy reeves 👍🏼",
"Haha what? Their account ran out of money? ",
"You can see it in his eyes",
"Yea it's unsettling how someone like me (take my word for it, I'm usually pretty facts over emotions) would just dismiss it... I dunno.",
"Yeah I don’t know what OP meant by Keanu smiling. Doesn’t look like a smile to me",
"10/10 would hug",
"That also upset Jesus once and he just hid in his room for 3 days. ",
"Ya couldn't we all?",
"Good way to avoid excess baggage fees, www.sendmybag.com.",
"That was great. I kept waiting for \"Mask Off\" though. That scene is a great candidate for it!",
"What does this couple plan on doing when they land if they don’t even have $60?",
"He is sad because he just paid the fees to shut this annoying couple up so he could have some peace, and they're still harassing him for a photo. ",
"13 years older",
"There are a tone of good stories. I think they are making one about Sampson",
"Detachable penis.",
"13 years older",
"The Jesus Squad did feature tax collectors and whores and other cast-offs from society looking to turn over a new leaf, so 'low-lifes' could be used endearingly. But yeah, lapsed Catholic over here and I still can't figure it out.",
"2018 is Keanu's year.\n",
"You shut your whore mouth \n\n^^^^j/k ^^^^you’re ^^^^prolly ^^^^not ^^^^a ^^^^whore ",
"I mean, the guy has been alive for hundreds of years if not longer under multiple aliases, so it’s possible he has multiple sainthoods by now.",
"Reddit almost makes it seem like it’s matter of time before I meet him myself.",
"This is the first time I’ve ever seen a reference to this book, ever. That novel is great. You’re the best. ",
"Reddit. Keanu Reeves's personal online PR representatives. \nI think this is the second time THIS YEAR that Keanu is not only on the front page, but at the top as well!",
"Yeah at this point, if we find out Keanu is literally Satan, we need to just roll with it, John Wick is amazing.",
"speak for yourself ",
"Have a listen to a song called \"Jesus was way cool\" by King Missile: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSfa56tjBQo\n\n\n\n",
"You must be the one guy on reddit then, seeing as how he’s on the front page all the time, usually for a lot less than what he did in this photo.",
"Be excellent to each other",
"It's a little to early in the morning for your nonsense, dad.",
"We don't deserve him. We really don't",
"Keanu 2020, I'm calling it.\n",
"Totally off topic, but the song [\"Lazarus\" by the band moe.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DmPdw2nFE0) is wicked awesome. This one in particular comes with lazers.\n\nOK carry on.",
"I would like to know more about Jesus being a not nice guy.",
"Am i the only one who is annoyed these two idiots try and get on a flight with more than one fucking carry on? This is not a new policy. It cost money to check bags. And where the fuck you flying without enough money to check a bag anyway?",
"Keanu was one of my small number of celebrity run ins. When I was a kid, I suppose this was shortly after Speed was a mega hit, my family took a vacation to Hershey Park. On the way home we stopped at a hotel for the night and went to a local Perkins for dinner. Keanu happened to be there with his band at the time and couldn’t be nicer. It wasn’t a very busy night so he gave me and my siblings autographs and then joked to me about stealing the fake plants for his bus at the salad bar. Stupid story, but point being this guy seems to get that normals like myself remember those little stories years later. Also, he owns a Norton Commando, and I’m jealous.",
"Thanks noob noob",
"And a religion too! ",
"I like to believe that he paid for this couples bags, but at the same time i feel like he didn’t and the person who posted this is playing with redditors emotions. Any proof?",
"Venmo's fine. Just hit us up privately. I'm good for twenty as well.\n\nI already give to charities. Today's about you.\n\nAnd don't stress or feel bad about it. When you're down on your luck, take the offer that's why it's there. When you're back on your feet, pay it forward. It's the way society is supposed to work. \n\n Maybe one day we'll all have health care and tearing an ACL won't put anybody down $12k.",
"Guess il be the asshole... if you can’t afford to bring additional luggage on your trip then don’t do it.",
"Aw shit! *crumples paper* ",
"Exactly I don't understand this line of thinking. Sometimes money does just run out, even poor planning is a possibility. \n\nWhile dating my wife and I saved up for an all inclusive resort, it took literally all of our cash and not knowing any better we flew to a 3rd world country with literally like $20 to our names for the week. Unfortunately tons of shit wet wrong and I was lucky enough to have a mother who could wire me cash to save my ass. Otherwise don't know what we would have done.",
"He \"looks\" like the bum, but he's the one doing the good deeds! ",
"I used to live in LA after growing up in Midwest. I never approached celebrities for the same reason. But one time Rodney Dangerfield came up to me and started talking. It was outside the office building where I worked -- lots of people around -- and he was signing autographs and saying hi to a lot of people. Smiling. That guy was cool. ",
"Matt Ryan was great in the role, really made him feel like a conman rather than some sort of hero",
"No, I was just sortin' some stuff out.",
"Keanu is an example of how humanity should work. Bless this man. ",
">most folk are just as shitty ~~to everyone else~~ as everyone else is\n\nInterestingly, this is also an important tenant of Christianity. \n\nI get what you’re saying, but I think those people are shitty not because of their Christianity but in spite of it, and when they go to church on Sunday they are at least told to knock it off. This isn’t peculiar to “many modern Christians” but is instead just part of the human condition. \n\nEdit: I think a lot of the “many modern Christians” meme has to do with a misplaced hatred for hypocracy. Obviously hypocracy isn’t great, but I think it’s better to say “one should love his neighbor” and then totally fail at it than to say “it doesn’t matter whether I love my neighbor” and act consistent with that belief. In that way, hypocracy is an important step on the way to virtue. But, because dismissing someone as a hypocrite is easy and effective, we have come to believe that the second person is a more moral individual than the first. Some “many modern Christians” get flak for being shitheads when non-Christians don’t. ",
"what an awesome human being! ",
"May of 2019",
"Keanu? That's Eric Clapton in 1978",
"I just mean that everyone would tell Ryan Reynolds how much they loved Deadpool and I'd be the one saying, \"2 Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place, amirite bro!?\"",
"Absolute furthest I would go is eye contact whilst rubbing my bare nipple",
"Need to check that out yet. Where I can see it? Netflix maybe? ",
"Relevant song by King Missile. [Jesus Was Way Cool](https://youtu.be/WVJ-Wlacc-E)",
"He’s definitely one of my fav celebrities now. Good guy, I wish I got so lucky to know him :)",
"#How can I look like Keanu Reeves?",
"“Smiling”",
"Got ham",
"And even if it does most of the lounges aren’t great anymore. \n-sent from the delta lounge at ATL",
"He also happens to be Ted, who sayeth unto you, \"Be excellent to each other.\"",
"Miracles need to be after death. \n\nIt's more like some random sick person prays to you:\n\"Hey K-man could you speak to God for me, I am kinda sick.\"\n\nAnd then you go to god and are like:\n\"Hey dog, we good?\"\n\nAnd then God is like:\n\"Yeah sure, you cool man.\"",
"Too close to home",
"He’s amazing ",
"I understand that. Heaps of people think my username refers to my mental state when its just a really obscure reference to something that makes me giggle. People always try to make smug comments about my username like \"not wonder you are not happy\" and Im like, Ok Dick Sandwhiches I don't think you actually eat dick sandwhiches, not everything is meant to be literal. \n ",
"I appreciate it man. All these comments giving me goosebumps. I don't have PayPal but I should be alright. Been surviving this long right? I'm pretty shocked though by all the people telling me not to go or that I'm bad with money. ",
"Sometimes they only take cash. ",
"Cumberbatch was ok in my opinion, it was Tilda who was weird, even barring the fact gender and race problems. ",
"For sure. Unless it’s someone that has deeply affected my life, I’ll either ignore or just thank them for doing what they do and move on",
"You almost gave me a heart attack! ",
"Also the scene where Michael Fassbender kissed....wait for it.... Michael Fassbender.",
"Sometimes when you go between countries there's water in the way that you can't drive your car through. ",
"Couldn’t afford excess baggage charges but could afford tickets on a plane next to Keanu Reeves 🤔",
"Some people interrupted the miracle to be that Jesus got all the people who did bring food to share rather than supernaturally multiply the food He was given.",
"Being the optimistic fool that I am, I like to always remind myself that there isn't any proof Keanu isn't my father.. ",
"The dude is cooler than Neo.",
"To an American father, making him American at birth. \n\nNot presidents but still ran:\nMitt Romney was born in Mexico\nJohn McCain was born in Panama\nTed Cruz didn’t know he was born in Canada\n\nAlso, the first five presidents were born in the United States either.\n\nKeanu considers himself Canadian anyway. Nearly anyone would be better than the child with his finger on his big button. \n",
"Exactly. I take those airlines for short trips, wear layers, pack one extra outfit that goes with everything, and mix and match. If I'm going for longer, I take all the extra fees into account when I buy the tickets. It's not hard, but people don't plan.",
"He said *hot* chick. Have you seen his wife?",
"Nice. I appreciate this comment mate.",
"But what if, ooh, heaven is a place on Earth?",
"Pastor - “ u/Shahooster do you take gamergirlxxx69 to be your lawfully wife?”\n\nu/Shahooster - Shoulder shrug*\n\nTheir wedding probably ",
"I was surprised that when I flew Frontier they let me use a 45l backpack as a carry-on. Without the support structure it fit under the seat in front of me, but no one even batted an eye at it.\n\nFrontier and Spirit definitely aren't awesome airlines, but if they'll get me halfway across the country and back for $70 I'll take it every time.",
"Lol all i could imagine was you asking your CEO \"who's been a good boy?\" ",
"I just flew to see my parents. They were picking me up. No taxi. The airline would only take credit card (no debit) for baggage fees at loading time if they were accrued. I don't have credit cards.\n\nIn that case what would I do if all I had was a debit card and no cash? It happens. ",
"> I think those people are shitty not because of their Christianity but in spite of it, and when they go to church on Sunday they are at least *supposed to be* told to knock it off. This isn’t peculiar to “many modern Christians” but is instead just part of the human condition.\n\nFixed that for you.",
"I have talked to many women and they are all beautiful. Thank god for females! Please never change ❤️❤️",
"It's a good question that's been overlooked somewhat. They're obviously on the plane together. \n\n",
"Yeah \"smiles\" that's what we'll call that",
"Im willing to make a religion based around Keanu Reeves and Morgan Freeman. Anyone with me?",
"Which airline. Hate to say it, but I don't believe you. 2lbs over costs you $200?",
"I believe you that the vast majority of Christians are good and reasonable people, but when what's probably a couple percentages of Christians that are radical and hateful are allowed to become the recognized voice of Christianity in America there's a serious problem. Where are all of the good Christians when elections come up? When prejudice is being preached in the name of God how come we hardly ever see any other Christians, who we both agree greatly outnumber the bigots and inciters, speak up and drown out their hate with love?\n\nRoy Moore winning his primary in a state neighboring mine is proof that most good Christians just don't care enough. His opponent in the primaries held all of the same conservative policies and besides social matters, was just as far right. He lost though, because the majority allowed a minority to be the ones to represent them as a whole because they couldn't be bothered enough to turn up and vote for what's right. they're largely apathetic, and allowed a man to win on a platform of hate and ungodly policies.\n\nThis is why Christianity has the reputation it does in America, especially the south. You've allowed a radical fringe of your community to become the most vocal and politically active. And until I myself start to see things balance out, until I see other Christians more actively participate in curbing hate and righting wrongs, I will consider modern Christianity to be a blight on social culture in America.",
"She just isn't hot",
"Woah....",
"How about Matt Ryan?",
"This is pretty much the thing. He does his best to live a normal life. No swanky suits, photo ops, posse, rich girlfriend, or anything like that. Every public encounter I've seen with him he's just living his life free of the bullshit that comes with Hollywood stardom. What's notable is that he's been famous for so long you wouldn't blame him one bit if he was a bit vapid.\n\nBut nope. Dude never seems to change. He stays humble and lives just like any regular person. He remarkable for how normal he is.",
"> then left immediately without taking another bite of his food.\n\nI've seen the same thing from a famous person who has been spotted in the wild. I figure once one person/group asks for a photo there are bound to be more.",
"Wrong on all counts, and hopelessly parochial too for someone making a big deal about what a seasoned traveller he is (seriously, who the fuck is Liz Warren?). Just accept your spanking with good grace and maybe one day you can rejoin the grown-up table when you've learned to behave.",
"Those people look brazilian as hell. ",
"He has set the bar for being good too high",
"I feel like, the sup nod is terrible. ",
"They don't get much better than this guy, maybe it's his way of refusing to be a dick with everything that's happened to him, as most would find it easy to be sour..but Id love to buy him a drink and say thank you.",
"And sometimes eats ice cream for breakfast. Growing up is the best. You can quite literally to anything you want. And the only thing you have to give in return is being the one responsible for your choices. I'll take that over someone telling me what to do every hour of every day anytime. ",
"Keanu 2020. Make America Wyld again.",
"Keanu is too good for this world",
"I read you can walk in and see if there's a time slot open that day instead of waiting. There was a thread about it a while back. ",
"Shit, that man had a family and a wife!",
"He's the one ",
"Seriously tearing up on the train right now. My mom has always told me I need to learn how to accept favors instead of always trying to help others. Probably another reason im broke. Lol. Seriously thank you man. I will pay it forward",
"is booping noses invasive? I liked you in Speed...boop..",
"he knows all the tricks too. he plays dead so well in the movie",
"'smiling' \n\nmore like indifferent. ",
"This mother fucker is all over reddit. ",
"They're trying to joke (and perhaps failing at being funny, but still)",
"I couldn't care for the politics surrounding it, but I'd have preferred to see Keanu play Strange. Did you ever see the Marvel/Lionsgate animated movie? ",
"Excellent Ted!",
"I work in finance. At least once a week I have someone calling in and applying for a loan because they're out of town and stuck without any money. People straight up drive across the country on vacation with no reserves. ",
"Pop quiz... ",
"My brother is a cameraman and worked in the vicinity of him and said he looks so depressed and as if he's on loads of xanex....",
"He did use a whip on the money changers...",
"Then why won’t Christians let us smoke pot?",
"Props for being 70+ and on reddit...",
"I'd give him a head nod and then leave him alone. Of course, I do that with practically everyone so he shouldn't feel that special.",
"Hey, I'm sure Mrs. Shahooster is a very handsome woman. ",
"Don't fuck with his dog!",
"Grow up enough so that you can take care of the essentials.",
"Keanu for Earth President.",
"Or a Borders Books?\n\nOh wait...",
"So you’re saying Keanu Reeves spends all day in your heart, teaching small children life lessons while wearing a comfortable cardigan and sensible loafers?\n\nI mean, that’s a little weird, but so long as everyone is OK with the situation who am I to judge?\nhttp://www.mgbfinance.blogspot.com",
"A second coming of Jesus would probably be crucified by Christians.",
"No, they live in two *separate* homes.",
"> His sister has leukemia, he lost his girlfriend to a car crash a few years after she gave birth to their stillborn child.\n\nEverytime I see him on something new I remember all this tragic stuff happened in his life and hope that the world has brought him nice things and he has a nice girlfriend and hes doing ok but I am too scared to check. ",
"This is why I love Keanu. He's an underrated actor who's very down to earth. He does go around and brag about his money or his lifestyle. Yes, he's an actor and (somewhat) famous, but he lives like the common man. That's what I like about him. ",
"If I hadn't experienced it myself, I would have never believed just how much it was like the \"sad Keanu\" meme. Down to the clothes he was wearing. I really wanted to tell him how much I enjoy his acting but at the end of the day I realized I wanted to tell him because *I* would enjoy the experience. I didn't really know how I felt about approaching celebrities until I was in the room with one that I really admire, and I realized that at his core, he is a normal guy just like us. If I could spare him just one normal experience of eating some snacks without being interrupted then that's what I should do if I really do admire him. It was a shame that he was interrupted almost immediately afterwards.",
"\"ohhhh no.... oh okay then\"",
"The logic behind me not talking to chick ",
"Fuckers probably have a refrigerator too. /s\n",
"Saint Reeves",
"Why did you not link it? I'm lazy!",
"My man...",
"I'll be sure to never give you one. ",
"What a wholesome man",
"Ok. Good night John.",
"Big Daddy here",
"IIRC he said in his AMA thread that he would be very pleased if you just say Hi! to him.",
"He probably killed his way through",
"I would like to marry him. I know my mother in law Has a major crush on him. ",
"I'd think it would be a thumbs up. I mean she is the love of his life, he'd be more excited.",
"Pays for expensive airline ticket. Can’t afford baggage charge, which shouldn’t be a surprise expense. Sigh. ",
">Saint Keanu Reeves of the Church of Excellent Adventures.\n\nFTFY",
"He's done enough good for fifty lifetimes. ",
"Why did the guy who hurt his knee tell them to \"go win this\" like he had been ripped in half?",
"Isn’t it possible to do good without taking pictures anymore?",
"Yea but he was probably pretty nervous I mean they’ve never even talked",
"Because this is the internet, and this post is about karma whoring, not reality. Did this actually happen? Maybe. But probably just a corporate account, mining karma so they can post later social ads.",
"If you aren't an upper middle class college kid, your experiences are meaningless.",
"Who doesn’t though?",
"Keanu: these fuckers took my money and now also my pride.",
"i would ask him to pull me out of the matrix",
"If the internet cant see you doing good, did you really do good?",
"Yep, definitely did this for my GE interview.",
"i thought he’d have a private plane or something",
"Please call me John...Johnny Utah.",
"Always an ask reddit about \"which hollywood person exposed would ruin you\" for me its Keanu. Keep being righteous, and stay away from bogus my good sir!",
"Keanu is the ultimate bro.",
"Followed by a sweet air guitar riff.",
"He smiles like he acts. Make of that what you wish to.",
"I suppose that loosely fits the definition of a smile.\n\n",
"The chosen one.",
"lol yeah I agree. I'm sure the story in the photo is fabricated",
"Classy man. ",
"then why do the mexicans keep coming?!",
"Man this guy is so Awesome.",
"Maybe they should pack less and save more money. Their priorities seem very misplaced.",
"A Canadian national treasure. ",
"> Interestingly, this is also an important tenant of Christianity.\n\nI am aware.\n\n> I think those people are shitty not because of their Christianity but in spite of it, and when they go to church on Sunday they are at least told to knock it off\n\nI don't think people are typically shitty because of Christianity either. And insofar as they're told to knock it off, I don't think they tend to listen. There are definitely devout Christians who take to heart that they are flawed and that they are responsible for acting better. I think there's something to be said for the general friendliness and wholesomeness of Mormons for instance (though there are certainly practices there that aren't so chill either). But most Christians just don't pay attention to it: they file it away as a description of *other people* (even if that's not how it's presented), they only half-listen to the service anyway, and/or they just immediately forget about it the instant they leave those pews. When you were raised with it and it's just an expected part of your life, it's really easy and really normal to tune it out - and that's all assuming that they're told to knock it off at all, which is not by any means universal.\n\nI think what you are saying is a nice idea, but I have never found it to be reflected in most people's actual behavior.",
"I don't think that's what you're seeing. It doesn't matter if I tell you the weight limit is 22kg, or 48lbs or some made up unit - they're all the same. What you're likely seeing are people bring home a lot of gifts and going over the weight limit.",
"So that's why we are building a wall. To keep Keanu Reeves from invading the USA!",
"That's just Keanu being a cool dude bro'. He would probably do these types of things even if he wasn't famous.",
"You don't have to do it at your home airport - check appts at every airport you pass through, especially smaller regional ones that are starting to get more interview locations. As someone else mentions, you can also walk in and see if they'll take you - they're often doing jack shit and the interview doesn't take 5 mins, so they'll often let you slip in.",
"I would at least say \"hello\" and let him be on his way.",
"Or the people were bulllshitting the airline because they feel they shouldn't have to pay the excessive fee. I know someone who will always find fault with customer service so they can rack up discounts and perks.",
"I would like to congratulate you on making an honest woman out of your sister.\n\nSeriously though, ignore the assholes.",
"Yes. \n\nHowever, when you’re a celebrity, it’s not really possible to go out in public without taking pictures, much less possible when you do a good deed.",
"Love this man. His fame has never gone to his head.",
"Shoutout to the matrix though, for being one of those rare movies from the 90s that I loved and my kid actually doesn't think is rubbish. He is not a fan of Die Hard. The little shite. ",
"He’s like, ok normies , can’t wait to see this on reddit later.",
"Why wouuld you travel and not have enough money.",
"The last time I went to universal studios as we were leaving I ran into him on the elevator. None of us didn't say anything to him. He looked extremely casual. Like he even had tape on his shoes. It was pretty obvious he has trying not to attract any attention as his hat was hanging pretty low. ",
"G.O.A.T.",
"The line for waiting in line so you don't have to wait in line?",
"Who’s gone now?",
"As if the seats had a surcharge for that... ",
"Lmao. ",
"The question here, is he really smiling? Keanu is like MONA LISA, it depends how you want him to be. You can see him sad or happy",
"not enough money is not importance, the importance is keep smiling for our future. Great! ",
"updoot anything for keanu ",
"Goddammit, we don’t deserve you Keanu. It should have been him that had that lead role in “City of Angels”, not Nic Cage. More realistic. Too realistic actually...",
"I only hear good things about this dude. He may be one of the people who the money hasn’t corrupted. You think Kayne and Kim would have helped , probably not. They would have informed their private security detail to remove you from eyesight. ",
"I ran into Kevin Nealon at an airport, a few months back. I just gave him a discreet point and a smile, as we walked past each other. He gave me a smile and a wink. To me, that was far cooler than bothering him, getting his autograph, or making others aware of his presence. Dude had shit to do, just like me.\n\nSide note: He's far taller than I imagined.",
"Just sorting some things out. ",
"Really!?",
"It's nearly pre-9/11 security. Short lines, shoes and belts stay on, walk through a regular metal detector, and you're done. Simply getting you away from the masses is bonus enough, but at this point it's a game for me to see how close to my boarding time I can arrive at the airport and still make it.",
"Piano Reeves",
"I stopped midway. Re read \"accused\" 10 times just to be safe, with a frown re read \"8\" another 10 times. And then I wiped the tears off my eyes ",
"Not even a seductive lick of the lips?",
"I’d probably just say hi and hope he has a good day. ",
"My hero. Is he Buddist or something?",
"I’s think the ‘pay for baggage’ thing is a fib.",
"I thought she got in the car accident pretty quickly after the stillborn. Regardless he is one of the best individuals in Hollywood. Just a good person that is a complete badass with weapons. ",
"Where's the cream? ",
"You deserve gold for this...",
"He is the one. ",
"Went to Alaska. Went fishing in Alaska. Airline didn't charge me another baggage fee to bring my fish home. Sometimes the airline does good things.",
"Why do you hate Keanu?",
"Woah",
"He is an American. His dad was American.",
"Tom Hanks for VP",
"Priority Pass is awesome/ruined by all the people who have Priority Pass.",
"Dont you start talking shit about those films, or Keanu. Ill fight you. ",
"whoa",
"But his dad is an ass hole who will send you to hell if you don’t believe all of that.",
"Me and 5 other guys from my Computer Science class in high school went to a major IT event. The event itself was kinda boring, it was aimed more towards professionals and businesses. There were some decent presentations though. Anyways, while messing around on this weird model bus thing they had, we saw Keanu Reeves. He was walking towards our section and we all had to ask each other a few times if it was really him. He was wearing this black trench coat which stretched down all the way to his knees and he had matching black sunglasses.\n\nAfter confirming to each other that we really were seeing him, we all stopped fooling around and by now he was really close to us. One of the guys goes up to him and asks him if it's really Keanu Reeves. He replies yes and we start talking to him and making references to The Matrix and a bunch of jokes. He couldn't stay around for long though, he was with a woman and they had to go somewhere, I think. At the end, we asked him for a picture and he stood with all 6 of us and got a picture with the man himself. He was the highlight of that high school trip haha.",
"[Phew!](https://i.imgur.com/UnNhynL.gif)",
"I'd convert into Khristeanuism",
"Reeves is one of the good ones",
"Saint Reeves , sounds like a fucking franchise",
"I’ll never not for Keanu.",
"Dad??",
"*Constantine*",
"Just Keanu... awesome.",
"At most I'd probably introduce myself, shake hands, maybe one quick picture if they look up for it, and be on my way. I'd prefer it if a celebrity I admire didn't see me as \"that crazy guy who kept screaming about how they loved my movies.\" ",
"He should learn jiu-jitsu",
"Looks like young Robert De Niro",
"Separate but equal homes",
"He must be out of ways to spend his money, paying the idiot tax for a couple of bums at the airport. ",
"They had enough money. They just didn't want to pay. ",
"Oh wow. ",
"the original was great\n \nthe remake sucked",
"what would have happened if Keanu Reeves would not have been there",
"Keanu ama request. Has he ever done one?",
"Michael Nyqvist, the man who said this in John Wick. He died last year. \n\nhttps://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/27/arts/michael-nyqvist-dead-actor.html",
"Absolutely, and i so would, but i would feel like Kenneth from 30 rock when he sees Seinfeld.",
"Wrong. Same home separate bedrooms",
"Hot take.\n\nP.s. happy cake day.",
"True hero",
"The dude is insane at competition shooting too.... And rides badass motorcycles. ",
"Bongo",
"Little do people know, Keanu is a devout Buddhist practitioner.",
"You're very welcome",
"Does anyone else think they should've let him be and not asked for a picture after he just paid for their luggage? Seems selfish and exploitative. ",
"But only 2 time zones apart. ",
"Use reddit is fun!",
"But I heard they are brother and sister.",
"Wouldn't call that smiling :p",
"Does he always have a dress jacket on?\n\nI feel like every guy pitching a pyramid scheme, selling a self-help success book, or chasing investors for a new app development studio idea *all* look to Keanu for fashion.",
"He's like a bit of everything.",
"Loved*",
"Biggie smalls, biggie smalls, biggie smalls.",
"Idk If you’re familiar with the NBA but when I lived in Chicago I ran into Jimmy Butler (the Bulls star player for a number of years) at the movie theaters. He was coming in as I was leaving. He had these 2 massive guys with him. \n\nI looked at him, waved, and said “whaddddup Jimmy”. I got stared down by his entourage and have relived the awkward moment in my head ever since. ",
"Another kindness act from a kind-hearted person...people should know who he is as a person inward...not many out there know who actually Keanu Reeves is, sad. He is not just another movie actor who donates for fame but does it as a human to human. Respect from bottom of my 💓.",
"I've seen a lot of Keanu Reeves this morning",
"I didn't think I could love and respect Keanu anymore ",
"The guy is a bloody saint. ",
"Be excellent to each other.",
"> gamergirlxxx69\n\n100% a dude",
"I’ve told this story often but I saw the first movie in theaters. The whole audience gasped at the puppy scene. The couple next to me was visibly bothered. Then he goes on a killing rampage and they’re all smiles. I like to think those two are soulmates and still together, possibly with a puppy. ",
"Olive Oyl. So hot",
"Every time you doubt a good act by Keanu, John Wicks dog gets horrifically murdered. ",
"alright",
"\"Keanu, amazing job in Babes in Toyland.\"",
"I flew for the first time to Toronto back in October so yeah this was basically me. ",
"So, what type of social circles do you usually hang out with? ",
"Username joke comments are the lowest tier of Reddit funny",
"Sir, you forgot to pay the bills.",
"Mine was kinda the opposite-i knew lots of lame/nervous guys prob bothered them in awkward ways so all I had to do qas talk to them with a you-don't-intimidate-me-at-all attitude. Lights their eyes up",
"What changed that thought process",
"You scared me",
"What was your logic for not talking to them after that?",
"Someone did this for my mom once. True saviors. What a cool dude.",
"This happened to me once returning from a ski trip. I had flown with my snowboard without issue (and confirmed in advance). I spent all my money on beer and new gear. On the way home, suddenly my bag was too long and was going to cost $250, even though my snowboard didn’t change in size. A 30 minute standoff ensued, and I was worried that I would have to leave my $1500 snowboard behind. Finally, the ticket agent said, “ok you win” and allowed me to board. What did I win, a free heart attack? Fuck you AirTran.",
"I just recently flew to Chicago and, while I was waiting at baggage claim, the guy next to me was looking for an airbnb. So, nothing really surprises me anymore. ",
"Not since Crockett and Tubbs... ",
"Times are tough for Wilmer Valderrama.",
"\"smiling\"",
"!redditgarlic",
"Maybe she’s not hot?",
"Also, I think telling your friends that you saw him is enough. That's kind of cool if you hold an artist in high regard. But telling your friends that you let him go about his business is cooler in my opinion. Too each their own though :)",
"Maybe a card trick?",
"It’s always better. Most celebs will be nice and take a pic or whatever, but knowing a couple pro athletes, they always appreciate just being left alone. A quick “hey man, big fan, good luck this year” is enough. ",
"He's too good for that",
"Keanu is the Chuck Norris of nice guys.",
"Maybe they flew to visit family and expected to get picked up at the airport. I’ve flown plenty of times not expecting to pay more than the ticket ",
"I agree. Having enough money for flights but not enough for 'excess baggage' is an odd level of 'poverty' to claim. Like sure, you may just be a regular guy and we all have bills etc etc, but it's not like you live in a slum. The guy is able to afford plane tickets and probably bought extra 'stuff' while away, leading up to the situation. You don't want excess baggage charges? Don't have excess baggage. What a load of shit tbh fam.",
"Unfortunately that is not the world. Keanu happens to be a recognizable face and if it spreads the word to be a good pirseon, thats a job well done. If it was spread out, noone would notice. You sound bitter, as am I, bit a constant good action of a well known person probably inspired more people than you. I went and fed 15 homeless people this week and helped a friend with bills. Had an ex move out of my studio, fed a friend that didnt have money to eat, an helped my chef do a ton of shit in a rough patch he is going through. ",
"Every now and then I look up at the sky and hope Keanu Reeves us having a good day",
"Throwing the money changers out of the temple doesn’t sound super chill though.",
"Series? You're mistaken, the story ends with a phonecall and Keanu flying into the sky...\n\nEverything that came after that is a mistake.",
"Just cant believe /keanureeves subreddit has just 500 odd subscribers 😒",
"My thoughts exactly",
"Ones where that girl is considered average looking, I guess? ",
"That is exactly why people get murdered.",
"With the Memphis blues again?",
"how tf do you know everyone who discredited you is a “white boy” and what does that even mean",
"It *was* on Hulu. Cancelled by NBC before season 1 even finished. Sad.",
"Neighbour is someone we meet in our lives. Just imagine if everyone loves everyone around them, how would the world look like then? Because no one takes advantage of others and everyone shares in good deeds, the world would be a much, much different place than we make now. \n\nSimilarly people need to put their effort in in any relationship. If people do those commandments willingly or unwillingly, the world will change, starting from yourself. This is gift of free will but is misused for selfish gain thus the condition of the world we live in now, and we attributes the origin of these sufferings to God who supposedly doesn't do anything. It is us not doing any good if we are able to. It is those who are in wealth or power not doing any good, being swayed by their ego or greed, neglecting the world's needs. We cause our own sufferings. Own it or blame someone for it. \n\nThat's my two cents. ",
"Maybe he was a timecop",
"Why? ",
"That’s hardly a smile... if your flying somewhere be prepared to pay your win baggage fee.",
"Why would you be travelling if you can't afford an excess baggage charge?",
"He doesn't like die hard? Fetch me a fooking penseal...",
"r/2meirl4meirl",
"Keanu Reeves is how I image I'd be if I were rich and famous. Just do good deeds for people for the sake of doing it and making someone's day better. ",
"I didn't say that, Trump.",
"everything's got a price, bitch.\n\n;)",
"There is nothing wrong with that. Trust me.\n\n\nSource: happily married",
"I hope this dude ain’t a rapist ",
"We have a good name?",
"Another r/pics unremarkable photo with a paragraph for an explanation. Nothing to see here ",
"Seriously, no alternative forms of payment at all - not even a CC? There's a hundred situations that could arise where you wouldn't be prepared. Seems ill advised.",
"I know how you feel...",
"❤️",
"If I ran into Keanu, frankly, I wouldn't even recognize him. ",
"[**Here's your Reddit Garlic, shahooster!**](https://i.imgur.com/etMqixE.jpg \"Reddit Garlic\") \n\n/u/shahooster has received garlic 1 time. (given by /u/Goddamn_Primetime) \n\n\n^I'm ^^a ^^^bot ^^^^for ^^^^questions ^^^^^contact ^^^^^/u/flying_wotsit",
"I actually lol'd in a crowded waiting room at this comment.",
"We don’t deserve him.",
"Benedict Cumberbatch was perfect for the role IMO",
"\"I'd like to pay for their baggage fee, please.\" \n\"But they only have carry on.\" \n\"I'd also like to pay for their carry on fee.\" ",
"Threatening people with eternal damnation for not following him. Giant asshole.",
"We need more Keanu movies. \n",
"They asked for a pic after he paid for their luggage? Scum.",
"Source if you want the actual creator’s link \nhttps://bluerockpublicradio.com/another-actress-steps-forward-accusing-tom-hanks-of-being-nice-f4eec3485206",
"I nominate Keanu Reeves as the 2018 Bill Murray",
"Good night Jimmy",
"he looks.... kinda high",
"Oh...",
"This is the best comment on here. Every time I fly I imagine sneering to those around me that I remember the first time I traveled so I understand why they are so effing slow. Then I imagine them breaking down in tears but also appreciating my incredible wit, and letting me go in front of them in the security line while they recover their self respect. Instead I just quietly wait like everyone else. ",
"No, its when you get to the airport and they tell you that your bag is too heavy and charge you extra. No one weighs their bags at home. If these folks were traveling on a ticket purchased by someone else, they may really not have had the cash to cover an additional bag.\n\nJust an idea.",
"I gave finger guns to Jason Schwartzman at LAX in like 2004. I'm sure he remembers it. \n\nI also met TV's Al Borland during a taping of Family Feud. Cool dude. Smells vaguely like pine shavings. That's the extent of my celebrity meetings. I never see any where I'm from and I'm just too apathetic to chase them down if I were to see one. \n\nI'd be the broad that sees Tom Hanks at a bar, drinks with him, talks about worms or something, and will have no pictures to prove it. ",
"Yeah I really mean it",
"Is the guy on the far left the guy from End of the F***ing World?",
"Reasonable.",
"I found out ugly chicks did it better when I met your mother.",
"See, this is why I've told myself I'll only go up to and talk to someone famous is if they look like they're not busy with something and if i were to go up to them I would say something like \"hey, just want to say im a big fan but i dont want to annoy you so bye!\" And walk away, if they engage that's awesome.\n\nI don't want to say i got this from my dad but that's basically what he does when he's been in situations to run into people like that, he saw a good number of musicians and some news people when regularly flying first class and a few of them he did this with. \n\nAnderson cooper vacationed at the same place as us once for example, my dad said he was a big fan but didn't want to interrupt his vacation and tried to walk away. Cooper was nice about it, talked to my dad for a minute before he got away, and then it was head nods on the beach. I feel like if you're asking for photos and stuff that's typically far too much",
"Obviously doesn't think highly of the way his wife looks",
"The most I'd ever do if I ran into someone like an actor or musician is offer to shake their hand and say that I was a fan of their work, thanks for doing what they do, and then move on.\n\nAlthough I did meet Tom Hanks once and told him I loved him in Joe Versus The Volcano, to which he had a good chuckle, so thats also a good one to make them smile. ",
"Hot chicks are just like normal girls except they’re extremely attractive, young and firm with amazing skin, whitest teeth and fantastic hair. And sexy. \n\nBut strip that all away they’re the same goofballs mentally.",
"They have enough money to dress tacky af, but not 30 bux for a bag?",
"As much as I sympathize with him having dealt anhand of shitty cards, this is life. I know many people who've dealt with as much if not more than him and canesve a happy and productive life.\n\nI lost my mother in a car crash when I was 18. My dad had cancer. My wife and I had a miscarriage. I've dealt with the death of many doggers. The list goes on and I'm not as old as he.\n\nI lead a normal life. I've dealt with the past and look forward to the future. I smile and laugh each day. I now have 2 lovely young girls in good health.\n\nI get tired of the Keanu story of him going through a rough life and he's still a good person... We all do.",
"Being from the UK, it's interesting and a little disheartening the way Christianity in the US is so divisive. Over here, I have literally never met a radical Christian in my life - certainly none that (openly) hate homosexuals, the poor, etc. It isn't tied with conservatism or politics like it is in some parts of the US. They've almost all been absolutely kind, fantastic people, even though I'm about as Atheist as you can get.",
"When he's in a good movie I think \"yes.\"\n\nWhen he's in a bad movie I think \"it's OK\"",
"Lol had anyone seen shadow of water and those who have, are you thinking what I'm thinking about this thread??",
"I see celebs a lot and usually don’t bug them but once ran into Adam Sandler so decided to say hi while we waited for a walk signal in LA. We talked for 20 minutes. He was totally cool, friendly and engaging. Totally cool guy. ",
"I'm surprised how no rapper has made the Wedding at Cana (where Jesus turns water into wine) into a song somehow. Its almost too Kanye for Kanye and maybe that's why he never decided to do it. \n\n",
"Oh definitely, we were extremely lucky. \n\nWe were young and naive. We knew we had to pay extra, but the charge was much higher than we anticipated. ",
"You don't have to be in a good-looking circle to know that girl is average. Other dude must live in a certain part of the world where she is above. Hey, other dude. Where do you live?",
"I'm more of a coffee guy, but thanks. ",
"I'm wondering if they were just whining because they didn't want to pay it, then Keanu stepped in and they just went with it.",
"Redditors alone begging for that selfie so they can post it here ",
"I was flying back from Shanghai, China and Keanu was seated next to us. This was around the time he was filming Man of Tai Chi. He seemed like a normal guy and blended into the airport crowd. I thought about saying hello but figured these people get hassled enough. Glad to see he's still doing well by doing well. ",
"they should get movie pass",
"I’m with you on this, if the coins are being used as currency there needs to be a spectrum of value. Is a hard to kill politician the same as an abusive drunk husband? One coin each? But it would probably take away from the movie if he used a coin for the drink and they brought back a bunch of little coins and he started calculating the tip.",
"Smiling is an understatement. He's ecstatic.",
"Because that's not how politics works you simpleton.",
"He has his own YouTube show, Hiking with Kevin. Using a selfie stick and his cell phone, he interviews celebrities while hiking around the Hollywood hills. Conan was great on his hike. \n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0BfPXleDan8dMbel6-C89Q",
"Perfect",
"Alpha nod.",
"\"smiling\" is a strong word for that expression",
"Yeah, that’s a good point. You could say the same about most bandwagon marketing ploys.",
"The couple should post this in the recent \"deus ex machina in rl\" thread. \"We were desperate, neither my husband nor I had enough money, so it looked like we had to cancel our holiday ... but than Keanu Reeves appeared and footed the bill!\"",
"The hero we need",
"What a legend.",
"Keanu Rules",
"All depends on the celeb, each one is different. Some of them love the attention ( Charlie Sheen) and will take a picture with almost anyone. Others try to dodge the attention as much as possible Asthon Kutcher. I work somewhere that I see celebs all the time and to this date I've only asked one of them for a picture and that was Charlie Sheen.",
"How do you pronounce his name correctly?\n",
"I'm always awkward around hors in a hotel.",
"baba yaga",
"God DAMN that Keanu. So Hot right now.",
"Jesus spoke with hookers and thieves, it was the religous people he was stren toward",
"Or maybe it's up to adults to guide children the best they can and let them find their own way once independant? I'm grateful I had a childhood believing in Christ, even though I eventually became atheistic.",
"Dude I'm in my 20s and just got engaged and I've had my own bedroom for as long as we have lived together. I still sleep with my fiance some of the time (it can be really nice) but I'll be damned if I'm going to commit to doing that shit every night so I can die of exhaustion",
"He’s 53. Looks 37.",
"You realize that Keanu is 53 years old. He has found the fountain of youth.",
"Make it two, Utah!",
"The kind of social media I appreciate, people showing a celebrity’s good deed because it happened candidly, not some setup with a self-bragging celebrity or some YouTuber showing the world how helpful they can be to strangers. Selfless Keanu flying amongst the people, helping the people and allowing them to tell his story instead of doing so himself. That’s a fucking legend right there.",
"The CW Seed app has all the Constantine episodes for free.",
"Amazon Prime had it for us in the UK",
"Agreed. My life was smooth sailing for a while, ran into some problems that caused stress anxiety etc.. once the problem was gone, i learned to value life more, follow rules, do the right thing and try to help people and be nice to everyone. ",
"\"I...am...a...T...S...A...agent.\"",
"Yeah. I'd say their understanding of the concept of a joke is limited.",
"Same here but walking the dogs. There truly are some decent people about. Reddit seems to be the only sane place on the Internet these days ",
"It’s funny bc this caption could be a total lie and no one would know ",
"I dont think its lame, and I love all the movies, I just think its a necessary aspect of the story to have it make sense. So yeah. Its a matrix wsithin a matrix and noone seems to get it. ",
"Does anyone _ever_ grow up? I'm in my early thirties and one of my biggest _whoa_ moments in life was when I realized that my father in his fifties is almost as lost as I am. \n\nI remember looking up to people thinking _\"this man has their shit together\"_. I've had a few people tell me they thought the same about me, and I most definitively _do not_ have my shit together. I'm still trying to figure it out as I go. \n\nI work, I pay bills. I also still like swings. I still like playing with random toys. I still like blasting music, though now I wait until I know the neighbors aren't home so I don't annoy them. I still like building stuff, except my legos are bigger and require power tools. I'll still laugh if you trip and fall on your face. \n\nPeople older than me, does any of it ever change? ",
"He's part of the Arrow-verse if I recall, has been in a few episodes",
"> A lot of people say that this is how Jesus contrasts with many modern Christians.\n\ni think you meant people pretending to be christians\n\nactual christians are still good (or any other religion)... but assholes gonna asshole ",
"Reddit in a week:\n\n> Fuck Keanu Reaves! I suppose I now understand the saying \"never meet your heroes\".",
"And she's not hot",
"Chicks not hot..",
"Whoa...",
"extol\n\n>ikˈstōl\n\n>verb\n\n>praise enthusiastically.\n\n>\"he extolled the virtues of the Russian peoples\"\n\n",
"I’m convinced that Keanu Reeves has more positive karma than this entire site, I don’t think I have ever come across a negative story about him. He seems like a 100% genuinely good guy who has never let his fame go to his head. The rest of Hollyweird should all take notice of how he treats life.",
"I had a small seizure before I finished reading this comment.",
"Smiling?",
"Keanu is my spirit animal with the whole disheveled look and making people’s dreams come true. \n\nDon’t believe me?! Ok. ",
"this. whatever the fuck that means. ",
"Don't shame.",
"Troll face?",
"But he said hot chick\n\n(sorry)",
"Yeah but his dad was really a hardass for about 6,000 years",
"First time my wife and I went to Japan we did a lot of shopping because it wasn't so crazy expensive as everybody had made us believe. We also bough two new suitcases to get all the stuff home and I think we totaled around 20kg over, and just like you we assumed it couldn't be *that* expensive to bring a little extra luggage.. Well it turns out that the cost for overweight is calculated based on the last sold ticket for the flight, or something along those lines. When we bought our tickets several months in advance during a promotion they cost €700 each but according to the airline the regular price was close to €2000. We threw some things away and stuffed as much as we could in pockets and hand luggage so IIRC we should've paid around €400 for 16kg overweight but the woman at the desk said she felt sorry for us and wrote 8kg instead so we only had to pay €200\n\nTL;DR it costs that much extra with 40kg. You are paying for (part of) an extra plane ticket. The airline can say that ticket is worth a lot more than what you paid for yours. Yes, it is insane",
"What an absolute babe\n",
"Nobody said his wife is hot lol",
"That looks like chippylipton\n",
"Can confirm",
"This guy knows",
"Being immortal has its price",
"John Wick Chapter 3: John Wick vs Hard Tim",
"F6 -> \"keanu ama\" -> click first link.\n\nCtrl+F -> \"sad keanu\" to find the specific comment.",
"> smiling\n\nAre you sure?",
"Just watched it!! haha... it turns out it was over 20 years cos he was jealous of her love for the kids! thought she didn't love him enough anymore! :D \nsmh",
"Thank you! The rules are very plainly explained. I've had excess weight before, and we had to re-arrange all of our luggage on the spot to even it out. But to be all \"Oh I didn't realize I had to pay for this suitcase...\"?!?\n\nThis is some **bullshit**, and their *Fuck You Peasants* smirks make me want to grab a tire iron and... \n\n(then we find out they are new parents on the way home from entire family's funeral to adopt 17 crippled orphans and I look like an angry old man bitching about someone else's nice-guy move).\n\nThis is why I am trying not to comment on things anymore",
"But I thought he blew his knee out in college.",
"He probably got tired of waited on their lame excuses to the baggage check in lady and decided “if I pay, this will speed the line up”.......every where he goes people recount the most minute detail, must really suc to be that that famous. No wonder they hide away at very exclusive hotels and resorts, to get away from people like this, I would too.",
"You sure you're in your \"twenties\"?",
"It’s a smile, but it’s a smile that has a lot of pain there. Poor Keanu. I wanna hug him lol",
"His wife is ugly, but boy can she cook. ",
"[Here you go!](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1ouqge/keanu_reeves_ask_me_if_you_want_almost_anything/)\n\nAlso, direct link to the [sad keanu question and reply](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1ouqge/keanu_reeves_ask_me_if_you_want_almost_anything/ccvu9dq/). ",
"He said \"hot chick\". Maybe he's married but you know....",
"Eh. I didn't read the source material but what little I know of it tells me he was miscast. The guy is supposed to be older and world-weary. The actor who played Giles (or rather Ripper) in Buffy would have been perfect. ",
"Very concise breakdown. I just didn't remember the sucking part.",
"Keanu here with my secret account. I was actually bothered 51 times. ",
"Keanu for President!",
">Christians that are radical and hateful are allowed to become the recognized voice of Christianity\n\nHow this has come to pass is a very interesting issue that I don’t have time to fully explore as my morning poop session is almost done and I will shortly be putting away my phone. \n\nBut I will note the following; during NASA’s Gemini 8 Mission, on Christmas Eve, the astronauts took turns reading the creation story from the book of Genesis in what was the most watched television broadcast at the time. It was a profound display of faith by great and reasonable Christians in public life. \n\nOnly a few years later, Buzz Aldrin took communion on the moon as part of Apollo 11. He wanted to broadcast it along with the other Apollo 11 activities, but the request was declined. \n\nLook into why that was. Then also look into the policies at studios and broadcast networks concerning religious material in their productions. And the limits on religious participation in public education. \n\nI think you may find that the Christian community lacks ability to control the message on this. Look up “[your city name] Rescue Mission” on google. I suspect you will find a group of avowed and vocal Christians committed to serving the literal “least of these.” And no one talks about that. Instead you get news articles about Westboro Baptist. ",
"better joke would have been \"they talk all the time\"",
"I'm also skeptical of the \"hypocrisy is an important step on the way to virtue\" line.\n\nFor one, *almost everyone* thinks that you should \"love thy neighbor\". Virtually everyone thinks that being good to people is...well, good. You are casting non-Christians as people who do not strive, even nominally, to be good. This is a false dichotomy. It isn't that non-Christians don't get flak because they aren't striving to be good or aren't seen to be striving to be good in the first place. People don't often say \"Hey, you can't call me a hypocrite because I never said I was trying *not* to be a shithead!\". It is expected that non-Christians are striving to be good and people call them out when they fail to be good.\n\nSo I don't think it's true that non-Christians are not, overwhelmingly, in much the same situation - believing that it is good to love thy neighbor, failing to live up to it, and facing criticism.\n\nIf there's a difference, it's in whether they feel the need to declare it - in whether it is an implicit or explicit precept. And when you do declare it, I don't think that is in any way a universally positive move. For some people, in some forms, I think it is. I think there are definitely people for whom your logic holds and it makes them better people. But I don't think it is in any way an exaggeration to say that this does not hold for \"many modern Christians\" (certainly not an exaggeration on the order of lumping modern Christians in with Westboro Baptists).\n\nI think in many (not all) situations, people who implicitly believe that they should be good are much more free to acknowledge when they fail to live up to it and try to do better. People who profess this precept and publicly commit to it above and beyond the normal implicit commitment feel considerably more pressure to rationalize their behavior as being in accord with the precept. They are pressured not to recognize their failings as failings because they don't want to present themselves as (or see themselves as) hypocrites.\n\nAnd if there is a benefit to declaring it, isn't it precisely that it *enables* us to point out hypocrisy? Isn't the whole benefit of making a public commitment that you are held to accounts when you fail to live up to it? If it is better to say \"one should love his neighbor\" and then totally fail at it, it seems to me that it is only better because you might (though, as above, I think this is often not what actually happens) feel more shamed by your failure, and thus more driven to live up to it in the future. The benefit is precisely that it better enables someone to tell you to knock it off.\n\nSo suggesting that there's an unfair bias, that it's unfair to tell those people to knock it off, denouncing how those people are subject to more flak for their hypocrisy than others, seems at best counterproductive to me, if the declaration is typically productive at all, which I am not really convinced it is, at least in the way it's typically treated by those who parrot it.",
"How often do you travel?\n\nSome airlines charge $50 per a bag past the first 2 or 3 bags checked per a passenger.\n\nSome airlines probably charge up to $100 or more",
"R.I.P Michael Nyqvist",
"I actually saw Keanu at JFK , I was so eager to go say hi to him however my friend said no just let him be. So there the two of us stood, watching Keanu in admiration as he quickly walked by with his luggage. I reflect on that moment often, Keanu has brought me so much enjoyment through his actions on the big screen the least I could do is not bother him through mine.",
"I’m wiry. ",
"It was complicated, but basically \"The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuck\" explains it.\n I was too worried about my possible negative impact to attempt to make a positive one. I payed too much attention to what I thought others thought, but in a cynical non-empathetic way. \nMaybe I'll come back and edit this after some coffee, cuz I'm feeling like there might have been a little of the spotlight effect in there too but I don't want to sling around stuff I don't fully understand.\n\nTl;Dr I realized it didn't really matter. I was unlikely to see most of them again anyways with random conversations. One success led to another.\n\n",
"Now accuse him of treating nice to people",
"He said a “hot” chick ",
"You put words on something I’ve felt but never been able to explain or understand myself...\n\n“I realized I wanted to tell him because *I* would enjoy the experience.” This sentence explains something so simple, yet I have never been able to figure it out myself. I sometimes do things to others I instantly regret afterwards - and I think I just realized I did it for myself. \n\nYou might just think I’m a weirdo rambling on about nothing, but I just wanna say thanks I guess. You made me smarter today. ",
"What the hell is weeeery??",
"I mean they clearly met him on the flight since this picture exists and he's well known for being a nice guy, is it really that hard to believe?",
"You don't happen to mean this work of art do you?\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2akt3P8ltLM",
"They can't even hear eachother because they both have their headphones on. ",
"\"You keep asking if you're going to get them back. Yeah, I'd say you're getting them back.\" - Boboyega",
"Maybe they're going to visit family and the family paid for the tickets or something, or maybe they didn't realize there were baggage fees. ",
"Keanu is my Spirit Animal",
"AFUKANPENSCIEELLLEE",
"Am I supposed to say \"Keanu, Keanu, Keanu\"? Or \"Keanu Reeves, Keanu Reeves, Keanu Reeves\"? The first one has a better flow I think",
"Looks fade good food don't ",
"Who takes a vacation when you can't afford the extra 50$ for ver weight bags??? Something else that is unexpected will surely come up and cost money..\n\nThen vacation over all over again ",
"Keanu Reaves is a national treasure",
"4>Pff, amateur. I’m in my 50s and still haven’t talked to a hot chick. \n\n112>Pff, amateur. I’m in my 50s and still haven’t talked to a hot chick. \n\n",
"This is my new wallpaper <3",
"Getting this couple on a plane without them having to pay baggage fees",
"I loved this.\n\nI could watch Japanese TV all day, it is so entertaining.",
"Keanu seems like a super humble & awesome dude. He does so much little things like this. ",
"In their culture, you must rush to the front of the plane the moment the wheels touch down. It's bad luck not to, and a personal insult to the pilot if you don't. \n\nStrangely, it's even worse luck to try to get your carry-on out of the overhead area until everyone in front of you has already left the plane. ",
"Flipping tables over, whipping people.",
"thanks for that. I appreciate it.",
"Keanu is 53 years old, not a geezer in my book but he's an older man. What's crazy is they all look the same age, I'm guessing but the couple looks to be mid-late 20's. Keanu is either doing something right, or something VERY VERY wrong. Long live Keanu. ",
"This was the Keanu version of Indecent Proposal. Instead of receiving $1 million for a night with your wife, he pays your baggage fees for you to have a nice vacation for two.",
"As much as I enjoyed his movies, I enjoy these stories so much more! ",
"Maybe they were on the way home and bought stuff.. or just on a shoestring budget, not everybody has a spare $50!",
"he does not appear to be smiling in this picture of him smiling",
"How can you tell they are designer?",
"Free flights for everyone that day.",
"Thanks Noob Noob.",
"Self promotion",
"After reading that I feel like I've been pronouncing it wrong my whole life. ",
"Keanu and I actually have the same birthday. So in my book that automatically makes him an alright dude regardless of all the good things he's done and been completely laid back and humble about.\n\nOn another note, happy cake day to you mate!",
"If I am ever in a situation that I've to give money to keanu, I would give and never take it back and have him under my obligation for the rest of his life.",
"Sir. You are only allowed 2 bags of 23kgs. If you board our plane with one bag that is 25kg and another smaller bag that is 10kgs, either buy a bigger bag to distribute the weight according to our stupid policy, pay the fee or go fuck yourself. ",
"Prove it , I Doubt that couple didn't have enough money...I feel like Reddit is full of bs just to get upvotes ",
"If you want to be happy for the rest of your life...",
"You see, this is why you have to give your kids badass names. Even if he wasn't a celebrity, I bet any Keanu Reeves out there is an awsome guy.",
"Keanu is such a beautiful soul",
"Legend ",
"No he's just Neo",
"Nothing wrong with accepting it when you need it. Take it gracefully, and let it go back to others in the same manner when you have it to spare. \n\nGood luck to you! Sorry for your loss",
"> Saint Keanu Reeves of the Church of the Matrix\n\n\"of the Latter Day Matrix\" maybe? :)",
"Does anyone else just want to just have a brief encounter with him? People always talking about meeting celebrities but I just want to be holding the door for a person and it turns out to be Keanu; he then acknowledges/thanks me by just a simple look in the eye and a head nod. ",
"I am still waiting for him to appreciably age. Like he is finalllllllly just starting to crack, but it is probably an illusion to throw us off the scent of him being immortal.",
"Babayaga",
"Keanu for president 2020.",
"I’m sure he’s a nice guy, but maybe he was just tired of them holding up the line. ",
"He is so high",
"Then he’s gonna shred some sick gnar as Johnny Utah ",
"Just something that Keanu Reeves would do !",
"He'd have to die to be declared a saint and by my calculations he will live to be infinity. ",
"He’s one of the few celebs I’d actually acknowledge if I ever ran into him. He seems like a genuinely good human being. I appreciate that in a human... ",
"I get what you’re saying, but it’s true. \n\nIt might be because we had some very cheap tickets that used British Airways as a partner airline. Plus we tried to ship the bags as special baggage (had some fragile stuff in there), I guess that costs extra as well. ",
"To be fair; these sort of unfortunate circumstances have happened to a lot of people but it’s how they deal with it is what shines through. It seems these things have really just humbled Keanu rather than turn him into some sort or train wreck like it would for most.",
"high as fuck is Keanu, good for him",
"Not if you talk to his younger brother, who suffered in silence for years trying to figure out why Keanu is the second-coming of Christ.",
"And how do you know it was just two bags? You never heard of someone buying a one way ticket to move?",
"[There's a restraining order he had to uphold] (https://youtu.be/-R2DctHnyGA) ",
"Nathan Fillion, after the cancelation of Firefly, told people on an early message board for the show that if they saw out to just nod and say \"Captain\". He would know that meant \"I loved the show and am sad it was canceled\". It would also look pretty cool for both people. ",
"Laughter is the best medicine ",
"You're truly a follower of Keanuism",
"Keanu 2020!",
"couple is??\n\nshe is!",
"He is setting up his 2020 Presidential run. He has my vote. This is how we defeat Trump. ",
"I always thought that I’d do the same. But one time, my wife and I ran into Conan O’Brien at Abbey Road while vacationing in London. It was such a crazy coincidence that we introduced ourselves to him. He was totally cool. He talked to us for like five minutes (we weren’t harassing him—he was just encouraging conversation with us). It was a great experience and I’ve loved Conan ever since. \n\n",
"Apparently not to a hot chick",
"Doesn't that kinda prove that religion isn't anything but some written down words? If even the power of God can't make you act like a little less of a dick than someone who never believed in God at all there probably isn't really much power to begin with.",
"I almost got stuck one time as I had to pay for checked luggage at the counter and none of the payment methods I had on me were accepted. Tons of money in the bank and no way to get to it in time, without missing the flight. I don‘t remember right now whether it was because they didn‘t accept card payment or only card payment.\n\nThe travelers in the picture might be from outside the US, not used to how shitty US airports are in many regards, and/or their foreign credit and debit cards may have been rejected.",
"You are good people. I did the sup nod to a few celebs I saw in california. I think if one of them said hi or something I would give the \"I liked you in x\". Selfies are for douches. ",
"No one said his wife was hot.",
"Ha!!",
"Not to Americans. It's all about the eye test. ",
"Keanu grieves ",
"Jesus is proven to have been a real person in history. ",
"I met Virginia Madsen in ABQ working at a dog sitters. She liked my hair. I actually didnt even recognize her untill the groomer came in after she left and started fanboying. ",
"I hope happy Keanu Reeves becomes a new thing.",
"I see Keanu, I upvote.",
"Who cares about what other people feel. Fuck that, I WANNA BRAG IN FRONT OF MY FRIENDS!",
"He prefers bear nipples. ",
"And most importantly saved his sense of adventure as Johnny Utah.",
"Maybe he was really just sad because he thought you guys didn’t recognize him ",
"He's such a genuine, wholesome human being. ",
"Is Keanu the new Bill Murray?",
"You reminded me now!\n\n*cries*",
"Yeah yeah , save it for your spouse./s",
"People who commit acts like this need to be celebrated!",
"Good thing I can swim.",
"Your assuming his wife is a hot chick",
"That's the face of omg 40th picture today",
"Did you make fart noises at me - how unbecoming.",
"for taking care of them",
"I LOVE KEANU REEVES! ",
"His sister looks like [Melissa Fumero](http://www.gotceleb.com/wp-content/uploads/photos/melissa-fumero/screening-of-retake-laemmle-royal-in-santa-monica/Melissa-Fumero:-Screening-of-RETAKE-Laemmle-Royal-in-Santa-Monica--08-662x996.jpg)",
"Absolutely. Keanu was on a flight I was taking, and there were lots of people freaking out talking quietly about him, but I didn't see one person bother the guy. They're just people, just like the rest of us. ",
"I can't believe you people are so misogynistic... Women are more than just looks ya know.",
"People don’t always take planes just when they are on vacation.",
"The nearest office is a 3 hour drive from me, unfortunately. ",
"Well done, Nostradamus!",
"He was wonderful in that movie. I get so irritated at the comic “fans” who hate on it. I’m a fan of comic Constantine too. You can enjoy both versions.",
"My mom's friend went to the same high school he did",
"Fucking this right here!!! I would be so bold as to say that as well.",
"Haha I read that in his hilarious voice. ",
"It’s overrated mate I wouldn’t bother ;)",
"Goodnight Moon.",
"Keanu is the best. He's been through so much. His best friend river phoenix died shortly after their arrival in Hollywood. His only child was still born, and then shortly after that his significant other perished in a car accident. http://awakeningtimes.com/keanu-reeves-true-tragic-story/\n\nDespite all this, he remains patient, kind and giving to his fans. This man is king. ",
"I fucking love Keanu Reeves! I'm a dude!",
"To shreds you say? ",
"Theon is a terrible human being ",
"Do people not use credit cards for emergencies these days? ",
"Subreddit idea",
"Yes, because you can't be sainted while you're alive. Period.\n\nYou can be beatified though (which pretty much means pre-sainthood)",
"I'm the same way. sometimes accepting (or ugh asking for) help is the hardest thing. but yeah, like footprint said message me your venmo thing. I have no idea how that works but I should be able to manage. and hey, if you wind up not needing it all, you can always give some to charity like you said. but worry about that later",
"The animated movie was far better than the live action one.",
"* C3P0 & R2D2 - Star Wars\n\n* John McClane & Sgt Al Powell - Die Hard\n\n* Thelma & Louise - Thelma & Louise\n\n* Chuck Noland & Wilson the Volleyball - Cast Away\n\n* Andy Dufresne & Ellis Boyd “Red” Redding - The Shawshank Redemption",
"Yeah. I fly through Atlanta a lot, but haven't had a long enough layover yet to go over to the international terminal and see if they can get me in. Otherwise it's a 3 hour drive to the nearest office for me. ",
"I love him too and would want to have his babies. Alas, biologically, I cannot, as I am a man. Also, even if science allowed it, I’m not too sure my wife would be thrilled with the idea.",
"\"Be excellent to each other.\" - Bill S. Preston, Esq.",
"Very nice, I like ",
"Because it was stupid, why else?",
"/r/KeanuSightings",
"By the looks: how is it that those two couldn't afford the excess baggage? It's not like they look despondent or undergoing financial hardship.",
"Same here. And I’m sure you regret it like me. ",
"Is this a sub where you connect with other children who grew up on boats?",
"Jullian from trailer park boys was at a theme park I was at with his kids.People were yelling fuck Lahey and whatnot at him.He left and I felt terrible for his children.",
"Maybe they should return the favour and pay for his haircut.",
"He also rolls around with whores so you know he’s helping bros get some ",
"My SO knows this girl! Her name is Yvonne!\n\nIf it’s not Yvonne, then this girl in the pic looks identical to her. I’ve never met her personally and her and my SO had a falling out, so I can’t reach out to her and confirm it’s her.",
"> reddit is fun!\n\nSync is my choice but yeah, people use the official app?",
"That's the point though. Just having the coins is what you need. It's more acknowledgement of the individual rather than outright currency iirc.",
"Francois Villon taught be who Methuselah is.",
"who'd you have in mind? ",
"Role model",
"He came up for coffee but made it decaf because of the hour, excused himself with a kiss on the cheek, and called the next morning to say thank you for the lovely evening. ",
"That's absolutely insane",
"I bet they even have pants!",
"*of taking them*\n\nOh god... Forcefully? Unknowingly? From behind by surprise? \n\n*on a* \n\nMurder ride????\n\n*nice date*\n\nOh thank god",
"I am getting excited about marriage now.",
"A wild Keanu appeared!",
"Why is he the nicest person anyone has ever stalked?",
"Nigga",
"LMAO! I was like \"wow, that lady is a bitch\". That's hilarious. ",
"So you can only deny one of them. He is an overglorified asshole. ",
"“Smiling”",
"Wait... This is how he smiles? Jesus and people said his acting is all the same... I'm not sure his face every changes from,this serious look..",
"He has gold coins to spare. ",
"That’s Latin nonsense. We already know his body is incorrupt. ",
"There were three points, though, at which he wasn't so chill (Source: growing up in a fundamentalist home... yeah, stuff gets in your head and doesn't want to leave ever):\n\n* The money-changers had turned the temples into dens of iniquity. Jesus calmly made himself a whip and chased them out Himself, and became the first Flipper of the Tables... He was [PISSED](https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+21%3A12-13&version=NIV).\n\n* Satan tried to tempt Jesus with ultimate power, if only Jesus would bow down and worship Satan; Jesus was of course having none of that. And he created the title of a really great [White Stripes album](https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+4%3A1-11&version=NIV).\n\n* Even years after being aware of his destiny, He REALLY didn't think He could go through with it, so apart from His disciples He prayed in the garden of Gethsemane, just before the Roman soldiers came to arrest him... He sweated blood, so great was his stress and level of anxiety at that point. But He still healed that one soldier's ear when Peter got enraged and [cut it off](https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+26%3A36-56&version=NIV).\n\nSoooo yeah. Bible teachings on a Keanu Reeves photo. Another day in the life of reddit. :)",
"*Fights in the TSA check line*",
"Except he's not American 🙄...",
"yay I helped! ",
"Spot on. ",
"I would read that someone was \"canonized\" on Microsoft Encarta and think \"Their ashes were blown up or something?\" Then I looked up the meaning and felt like an idiot afterward.\n\nSincerely: Not a Catholic (but my Mom is!)",
"Haha wow you’re passive aggressive af ",
"Way to go Keanu. That was a nice gesture. Does Keanu do anything with global charities and things that matter?",
"Got Eeeem!",
"There should be a subreddit just for Keanu Reeves sightings.",
"A wonderful exception I can think of to having to swim is the train that goes under the water between England and France. Keep that option open. ",
"You're right. He didn't play 2 out of 3 of those roles. ",
"Keanu pay for us?",
"I ran into Lawrence Fishburne on the subway train in NYC where he got off at 50th Street on the E train. That's a Broadway Theater stop. I gave him the weird look and he knew I recognized him but I didn't want to say anything to him because I didn't want to bother him. I could have said hello but it's alrite, celebs will forget you the next day.",
"Seriously this whole thread of comments here makes me realise how amazingly kind stranger can be to each other sometimes, it's random acts of kindness like this that will help change the world ",
"Today's sermon by Rev. Peter Griffin.",
"Really? That's what it takes to get gold. I'm so jealpus",
"Keanu Reeves flies commercial? I'm genuinely surprised. Not because I think he is above flying commercial, quite the opposite. I would think it would cause a commotion when he arrives at the airport gate and he strikes me as a person who doesn't care for that stuff. \n\nEdit- Somebody downvoted my comment? Seriously? One thing about Reddit, it's easy to spot the illiterates.",
"Matthew 21:12 describes how Jesus knocked over the tables of money-changers in the temple.\n\nJesus also exposed the hypocrisy of a well-established religious group that he was a part of. \n\nHe's not a bad guy, just gets a bunch of crap because of what imperfect followers tout.",
"I knew it. He's the one. ",
"Imma gonna send you the bill from my hospital trip after reading half the comment. Jesus fuck I was about to give up on humanity",
"Keanu mother fucking Reeves is one of the coolest actors ever. Heard he gave 50% of his profit from Matrix for cancer research or something.",
"You versus the guy she tells you not to worry about.",
"Everything they are wearing could easily be from Walmart. Also you don’t know maybe they are moving and had more than they anticipated. \n\nTr;dr don’t be a judgmental jerk, break free from your cynicism. ",
"Every fuckn time, dude's an inspiration.",
"Good guy Keanu ",
"To be fair she though I was trolling her and really had no time for my shit. Kids, amirite?\n\nI love her to ends of the earth. ",
"let the world know I'm poor. thanks 🤔",
"I'm wholly convinced Keanu had learned the true answer to life and how to achieve Nirvana and is basically an incarnation of the Buddha",
"Ya, you like that you fucking retard.? ",
"Love him. He is a great human being and happens to be my favorite actor",
"Sven is a pretty good name. I bet we have some Svens around. oh and Louise, I like that one",
"Pretty sure that requires being born in the U.S.... He was born in Lebanon, and is a Canadian citizen.",
"Appreciated",
"Ya, you like that you fucking retard.? ",
"ummm do people not know how to pack or read these days? Probably just hoping someone would pay for it for them. Probably will do that on the way back to (or did that the way to their if they are already going back.)",
"When he does something amazing I think ‘woah’.",
"Probably going home and bought too much shit making their bags overweight. Happens.",
"Correct term is canonized which AFAIK is possible if there's confirmed reports of two miracles caused by him.",
"I've served my share of celebrities doing my time in food service. It's best just to remember they're people and treat them like everyone else. It gives them a nice moment of feeling normal when you don't even acknowledge who they are.",
"Test",
"https://i.imgur.com/iWmSvTT.png ",
"aww shucks *kicks dirt*",
"He's an angel.",
"“Let me pay for your cute girlfriend’s stuff since you can’t afford it.”",
"Your wife would give you a pass. It's Keanu fucking Reeves",
"And.............?",
"The man is a saint.",
"Source: https://www.biblestudytools.com/matthew/",
"or his moment with his food has been ruined and it’s time to move on",
"I started watching it on CW Seed last night. I hated Constantine at first site but show is still watchable. ",
"Reevesus works in mysterious ways",
"He acts like a regular dude. Even rides the subway in ny . ",
"Cumberbatch is super overrated. ",
"Heard he is a heavy smoker. Dude gonna be Constantine soon ",
"So they can afford a ticket, “excess” in their baggage, but not $50? Take greyhound",
"So that’s why guys never talk to me! Phew...thought it was my personality scaring them away. ",
"Be excellent to each other!",
"What did we do to deserve Keanu. He is one awesome dude! (Please read up on what he's been through)",
"feel free to borrow it! just put it back when you're done",
"I skipped both the \"Prequels\" initially but kind of loved them watching them recently. Beautiful movies, kind of shitty script but fun rides.",
"Or create a big sob story about how or why they can't pay in the hopes that the gate agent will wave it. I see it every day and it's bullshit. ",
"If Keanu Reeves was British, he'd be Sir Keanu Reeves by now...",
"From my understanding, the people within the society are paid in cash, with a percentage of any profits made going to the Continental. ",
"You joke but this really happened. A married couple in Japan didn’t speak to each other for 20 years. \n\nhttps://youtu.be/6YrYZaMft3A",
"Keanu once caught a gold fish and didn't even know what it was.\nBut the fish told him : \"hey man, I am the golden fish, you know, the one with three wishes\".\nSo Keanu said: \"ok fine, tell me the first one\". ",
"Doesn't mean she's hot ",
"I'd hardly call that a smile",
"The concept of farting on escalators must be seriously triggering for some people. Not even elevators, just escalators. You take you farts to the next level (I'm sorry).",
"I’m more upset that’s where the movie franchise ended",
"I don't think you're a weirdo. I think it's a very hard concept to express via text from a random stranger on the internet. I'm glad I was able to convey what I meant appropriately ",
"Not to a hot chick.",
"That's exactly how I'd want my celebrity run in to go down",
"that is the most well off looking poor couple I've ever seen\n",
"no you are not, sir",
"“That’ll do pigly, that’ll do.”",
"Yes, but as corroborating evidence piles up, keeping the accused as an asset becomes untenable.",
"Not you! FIRED!",
"I had an empathy giggle.",
"Seriously, take the Grayhound.",
"That's why I just talk to hot guys. So much easier.",
"Got...dam",
"In that movie and point break he played a former Ohio State QB. ",
"Keanu seems like a good guy. I mean he could be a real asshole but all I see from him is good ",
"No, because Keanu isn't an asshole. ",
"A lot of people have given this dude shit for years, but he seems like a stand up mofo to me",
"Does Keanu Reeves just walk around being awesome to people when he gets bored?",
"#SUPERIOR METHOD ACTING#",
"I assume they were just being cheap and didn’t want to pay. Keanu, annoyed with the delay, finally broke and was like “fine, I’ll pay, just move along!” ",
"I love Keanu. I could never say anything to him if I saw him out in public though, too shy.",
"By the looks of the pic, the couple may just be stopping by first class to get the pic, taken by whoever is in the window seat. That is my expert forensic opinion. I can be a witness in court if need be.",
"Bahdism!",
"Harrison Ford was in Knoxville at small diner a week ago. Holly crap the news coverage. Poor guy.\n\nI did stand by Erica Estrada at the airport check once. Did not talk to him. It may have made his day though. I think about this at times.",
"Sounds like you should give him some gold ",
"I feel like I would just assume it's some doppelganger and would be worried about making a scene over some random person.",
"Well, they could be going home from a holiday, or just that if they spent more on the baggage charge they'd lose all their spending money for their holiday.",
"Kissless, hugless, handholdless, 54 yo. virgin here,\nIt won't get any better soon.",
"I realize I’m old but when I was in High School Keanu was a laughing stock and always panned as the worst actor of all time (pre-matrix). \n\nIn fact, I think some University even taught a class about how awful he was. \n\nI love that he never seemed to let it bother him. ",
"^^",
"I might love him. He is so chill. ",
"One of my favorite Tweets from Nathan Fillion: \"Had a guy approach me on street. All he did was nod and say, 'Captain.' that's all he needed to say.\"\n",
"That was implied.",
"He's pacific islander",
"Thought that was a Point Break reference ",
"/u/bubblanasty yeah pm me the paypal, I'll give what I can <3",
"it's called a revelation. the revelation you just had is about moving from a life of selfishness towards selflessness. even so...sometimes you don't need a word for things. they just are.",
"> Keanu Reeves is the definition of what a celebrity is supposed to be. \n\nI thought that position was filled by Tom Hanks.",
"You love Keanu. You valued his happiness more than yours.",
"Jesus was chill and an all around nice guy. Just because you don't like what Christianity has become, you don't need to take that away from Him.",
"It’s official. Keanu is a good dude",
"Oh you're one of *those*",
"Just jackin it.",
"Take your vegan, polyamory, \"blue pill\" inspired comments elsewhere. They are insufferable :(",
"Should I also rub my bag!!",
"If he was taking that long picking food to eat maybe he just didn't like the food and the fans gave him an opportunity to ditch his meal without insulting the chef/caterer. 😛\n",
"i think it is gay when you finally find out there's a dick, but you keep going anyway. ",
"That'd be alot of baggage charges!!",
"https://youtu.be/Zo4Y0TxW41g?t=46",
">Hey man. I liked you in *obscure ass movie. \n\nThis would be me, for some reason I'd assume that the more obscure the movie I can name, the more impressed they'd be.",
"Now THAT'S close to home",
"I always hear about Keanu being such a great guy. What a wonderful role model.",
"Me too, I wanna be as good as him when I gr... oh fuck, i'm already 23",
"Wrong again. Three homes, three wives, 6 bedrooms, no talking.",
"I was convinced he made a deal with the devil for that one, but I guess it could be the other way around.",
"Was this before he went John Wick on them? It's all unicorns and lollipops until you take his car. ",
"“Dude...”",
"[A fooken pencil.](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1239983998)",
"These comments are so wholesome. You are being excellent to one another.",
"Well his last career as a drifter didn't pan out so well. You know, the crucifixion and all.",
"I think it's because they have to change the fuel for extra weight and they don't want to have to do that so they make it expensive. \n\nThe trick is to jam all the small heavy stuff into your carry-on since they don't weigh it. \n\n\n\n",
"But they are flying? Why can’t they afford their bags??? Lol",
"https://i.makeagif.com/media/7-30-2015/_5zNfv.gif",
"Quit your bullshit. They're in first class.",
"https://i.redd.it/mk71a6hs4lxz.jpg",
"Wordsmith Of The Weekend award 🏆",
"My grandparents had separate bedrooms when my dad was younger because my grandma would get bruises all over her legs from my grandad kicking in his sleep. She had enough and kicked him out of the room!",
"Yup. Whenever I choose an airline I read about the fee's and crap. I go in prepared. Not sure why its such a shocker to people.",
"First World problems.",
"I've run into a few in my time. Usually we just chat and shoot the shit. The last thing I'll ever do is ask for a photo, it seems like it's some sort of trophy these days and it's the first thing they always get asked. John Mayers got the largest head of any person I've ever met (yeah yeah the ego, etc...) but dude has a gigantic cranium, his hat size must be \"elephant\"",
"If you can afford a flight and not the bag fees which are clearly stated. Don’t go around begging others to pay.",
"The people who got their bags paid for are like “Keanu Reeves just paid for our bags! Let’s get a picture!...Cause it’s fucking Keanu Reeves!”\n\nSeems pretty straight forward to me ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ ",
"Since America is now comfortable with putting unqualified celebrities into the White House, I move that we compel Dolly Parton to stand for POTUS, with Keanu as VPOTUS.\n\n**Make America Nice and Cool for Once!**",
"I want to give Keanu Reeves a hug, apologize, and thank him... for everything.",
"This is why I love going to cons. They are there specifically so you can chat with them. Granted, you pay for it, but still. I was bummed because the one time I was going to pay for a theatre-style photo at a Con, the appearance never happened. I can't remember what happened. But I really wanted to tell the actor Mark Sheppard that I was beyond floored that he showed up in all three of my all-time favorite shows (Firefly, Leverage, Warehouse 13). \n\n",
"Magical incantations! ",
"This couple is stupidly Photogenic - Celebrities next to regular people usually doesn't work, but this couple is rocking it! Now I want them to have babies ><",
"Exactly ",
"Baba Yaga",
"When I've found myself in similar situations, I've decided that the best thing to do is write them a nice little email or something that they can see when they choose to. That way I don't interrupt them, and they have a happy message waiting for them. Best of both worlds in my opinion.\n\nI only do this with big celebrities though - people that I assume would get approached all the time. Small or niche \"celebrities\" that I assume don't have people come up to them all the time I do try to approach, because I think it's nice to get random compliments from people who appreciate your work when it only happens occasionally.",
"Just don't let George Lucas do it.",
"ah man - why didn’t he ultimately end up doing Passengers? ",
"God I hope this is meta now.",
"Oh..... I'm dumb deleting.... Thanks",
"He don't smile for free. ",
"Rule of thumb is always find out what her mother looked like in her 40s and 50s before you marry her. She’ll probably degrade down the same slope.",
"This is gonna be an underrated comment lol",
"You might summon John Wick with any surprise physical contact though.",
"Let's talk about the people who show up with a ton of bags and no money. ",
"To play devils avocado, I get pretty anxious when I travel and it honest to god feels like I'm on stage and I start freezing and forgetting things. IDK why but I promise you I'm not _trying_ to be a bumbling idiot, I'm just bad at things...",
"You’re gonna buy tickets but can’t afford baggage charges?!",
"\"DUDE, loved your work in Johnny Mnemonic and Chain Reaction!\" ",
"Good guy Keanu ;)",
"Nobody was begging you asshole",
"Also his abs are top notch. ",
"I thought for sure David was going to shove the flute through his head when I first watched that scene.",
"Those are hosted on pinterest. If you have ever tried linking something on pinterest (or doing anything, anything at all, involving pinterest) you know that it is an unreasonable pain in the arse and a cruel as well as unusual thing to inflict upon a fellow human.",
"I saw John Oliver walking around New York once and immediately had an “omg omg omg “ moment going on in my head. Within the split second I noticed him and felt the fangirl moment coming on, I also noticed he was holding a little girl’s hand who was in turn holding a woman’s hand. I would have felt rude interrupting them so I just kept to myself. What I didn’t realize is that I was still staring and smiling like an idiot. John Oliver looks up, makes eye contact with me, and smiled back in what I imagine was some acknowledgement of me recognizing him, fangirling internally, and choosing not to bother him with his family there. ",
"He's a really good person, I read many times about his good Heart! ",
"I end up accidentally offending most celebrities I meet. I ignored Noel Gallagher from oasis by putting on a cowboy jacket and turning my back to him when he came over to us being nice when we recognised him in a second hand clothes shop. I threw Mani from the stone roses off my carpark after mistaking him for a middle age mum and I offended kid koala while very drunk by saying I'm not the fan he is while pointing at my mate. What I'd meant to say was I love you but he really really loves you!\n\n",
"When I study in a public library, and someone makes a loud phone call, I can't concentrate. But when they've finished, I'm scared they'll do it again, so I still can't concentrate. There's no point staying and I pack up and move somewhere else.",
"He gives off that I-just-paid-for-your-excess-baggage-and-now-I-have-to-take-a-picture-for-u-fml vibe.",
"Hot chicks have been telling me to leave them alone since my mid teens. ",
"\"Hot chick\"",
"Or maybe it's a totally fabricated story like everything else on reddit.",
"this guy is awesome. i’m always reading about how kind and generous he is. a true role model. he has given many, many millions to charity. ",
"Yeah this post is bunk! Unless they're into that sort of thing ;-)",
"Yeah, he totally reeks.",
"This has nothing to do with Keanu's sister. The \"couple\" that Keanu paid the luggage charge for are brother and sister.",
"[You could make a religion out of this!](https://youtu.be/xuCn8ux2gbs?t=6m)",
"Hokey smokes, that might have been my boss who actually did that. He's such a fan boy and was so proud of his restrained acknowledgement.",
"I mean, you can talk to them and then get a picture without demanding it. Most celebrities enjoy interacting with normal and polite fans",
"He was just resting. ",
"by's",
"“If I die, tell my wife ‘Hello’.”",
"Yeah, but she's fugly.",
"\"Valar dohaeris.\"",
"Plot twist: all 8 at the same time.",
"I'd say this is a picture of a couple, who unless it's because of a death in the family probably shouldn't be traveling since they got no money, has just had their bags paid for by Keanu Reeves. I'd be smiling if anyone did that. KR just happens to be the guy.",
"Dont even get me started on the waiting for luggage: lets all cram together here so that polite people cant get to their luggage.",
"Louise is my middle name, does that count?",
"+1 dude that is also married and would have his babies ",
"The only thing you can say for certain is that you don't know their situation so don't be mean.",
"So I hear. That surprises me too. Again, only because he strikes me as a person who would be hyper-considerate of other people and his presence would tend to create a commotion. Maybe not? I mean, maybe his presence doesn't create the commotion I am imagining.",
"> There's a pretty big difference.\n\nLet's see\n\n> I'm not trying to harass Keanu and make him my friend.\n\nWell, yeah. That's the logic behind not bothering him. You not harrasing him.\n On they flip side, not talking to \"hot chicks\" (since quotes are necessary now?) had nothing to do with whether or not I wanted to befriend them. That wasn't stated or implied.\n\n> Most \"hot chicks\" I see are no different from \"not hot chicks\" and are just trying to live their lives.\n\nDidn't say they were different. Most celebrities are no different than \"not famous people\" and they too are just trying to live their lives.\n\n> If I'm looking to befriend a random stranger, I don't exclude hot strangers. \n\nOperative word being ***Random,*** I don't see why you'd exclude a random stranger based on their celebrity.\n\nYou misinterpreted what I meant. There was no \"pretty big difference\" because, regardless of how *you* feel about it, the logic was exactly the same. \n\n\"I'm not going to talk to (person of interest) because they probably get more attention than they want as is.\"",
"Seriously... I was genuinely distraught and then smiled. ",
"> these two commandments the core of the Christian religion\n\ninteresting how they are also they core of orthodox judaism. the first one quite literally - repeated every day in prayers, the last thing recited before dying, etc. the second is directly from Leviticus.\n\nWould have guessed that at least of of Jesus' actual personal quotes would be the core... otherwise why even make a new religion",
"Fibbonacci ",
"gangsters killed his luggage, now hes back into that world.",
"I mean, I wouldn't go up to the guy, shake his hand and ask for his autograph, in turn drawing more attention to him. That seems a little much. But I feel like I would definitely at least greet him, tell him to have a good day or something. ",
"I thought you had got confused and meant Misha Collins. Guy on the right looks like him a little bit.",
"At least they smoked him up.",
" That sounds a LOT like my wife and I. ",
"I'll PayPal whatever you need for a prostitute. Unless you want to keep your [magic powers.](https://vgy.me/SXrs1i.jpg)",
"Such a good person",
"Damn I did not realize this. That's some super hard stuff to go through if that's true..\n\nMy arm chair amateur phycology rant:\n\nI was reading a Neil deGrasse Tyson book and I read about how if you add up all of the matter and emptiness in space you end up with zero. And as I get older sometimes I think that if you add all the good / love and bad / pain you experience throughout your life you end up with zero. \n\nI happened to be thinking about this a few nights ago and couldn't explain well what if you're just rich or born rich. But obviously the world can take In other ways..",
"Not until Mr. Rogers is first. *Then* Keanu. ",
"You know, it's not a legal requirement to bang someone every single time you share bed space with them. Sometimes just having something warm to snuggle with on a cold winter's morning is the best ever",
"And before all that he's gonna banish some gnarly waves as Johnny Utahhh!",
"Ya did a good job. You treated him like a human and not an object.",
"Did you fail to read 'By the looks'? It's obvious I'm making a judgement prima facia. Not saying they aren't in financial need, simply stating they don't look like they are.\n\nTL;DR get off your high horse when it's obvious and explicit someone is making a statement fully made on appearance. ",
"Are we talking about Constantine or The Matrix...",
"Valar morghulis\n\nedit: failed spelling",
"Reminds me of the time when Kevin and his parents took a trip to Nassau and managed to somehow forget all their luggage at home.",
"I know this is a popular joke these days, but it seems some throw the term qualified around with respect to the presidency in a way that doesn't match up with the constitution. I don't blame them, but they may be confusing some who don't know. Constitutionally, there aren't that many qualifications: natural born citizen, age 35 or more, and permanent resident for 14 years or more.",
"He looks different than he did in that pic the other day. Is this picture older?",
"Laughed out loud ! ",
"I’m kind of amazed that with his money he still flies commercial. ",
"I remember vaguely reading something about him giving a lot of his money away to various small charities and to people like this on the street, doing stuff for people randomly. It just shows he really is a kind person and from what I have read he is pretty down to earth. ",
"We do not deserves dogs and Keanu ",
"I'm atheist through and through, but in my mind Jesus was just a really good dude who was against hypocrisy and general shittyness and for equal treatment of every human regardless of their status. That's something I can absolutely get behind. ",
"He looks like he’s making an effort to appear he’s aging but it’s not really working. ",
"hes legit like some wandering ronin",
"That's funny and cute ",
"I ran into Lewis Black at a Macy’s in Chicago. This was 2009 or so. I was trying to look at a pair of shoes and they were on the display table he was at. He gave me the same “oh fuck” look and immediately called someone on his iPhone. I just wanted to look at some shoes Lewis :/",
"Goog guy Baba Yaga!!!",
"I’ve heard he’s been taking advantage of his money and power to be a swell dude to those who look up to him.",
"> I read somewhere that he also got betrayed by his friend and nailed to a cross.\n\nMan I was so close to actually googling that before my dumb ass understood what you meant.",
"Recently discovered this show. It’s great. Nealon is criminally under appreciated.",
"Why does someone always have to play the race card? Con\nC'mon bruhaha \n \n^^^/s",
"Mister Anderson...",
"Probably the nicest vampire in the world",
"I thought they were the best Alien movies in about 30 years, since Aliens. But maybe that says more about the Alien franchise than it does about the new movies...",
"I don’t think that the user who wrote that comment has been in the same situation. Did you know that the gas pump will stop if you draw all the money out of your bank account? I found that out in college. It’s embarrassing to be pumping gas and have it stop at $1.38. I also used to get frustrated by ATM fees because I would be trying to take $5 out but only had $6 in the bank and therefore, couldn’t afford the fee. Anyway, I had to fly once or twice back then and I can totally see how this happens. I used to get so nervous about hidden fees. I am thankful that I made it out of that financial place and I hope that this couple makes it out too. ",
"Just when I thought I couldn’t love this guy more.",
"Here's a link to the Tweet, it was in 2010. \nhttps://twitter.com/nathanfillion/status/20741983039?lang=en\n",
"Take in the fact that he might be sitting economy!!!!!!!",
"It was just a kindgarten until he got there.",
"I want to be in love.\nI can not take a lady of the night, I'm not in need of money I am on govt. assistance.",
"WILD!!",
"He means at the end duh",
"He is such a nice guy :) \n\nI bet he voted for Trump :)\n\n\n",
"My heavens. Excess baggage charges these days is a normal suitcase that used to be allowed.",
"Not so much Roll Tide [anymore.](http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4674136/The-British-Pakistani-women-marrying-COUSINS.html)\n\n",
"sorry my mistake, he used a scourge not just a whip \n\n\"14 And found in the temple those that sold oxen and sheep and doves, and the changers of money sitting: 15 And when he had made a scourge of small cords, he drove them all out of the temple, and the sheep, and the oxen; and poured out the changers' money, and overthrew the tables; 16 And said unto them that sold doves, Take these things hence; make not my Father's house an house of merchandise.\"",
"for real. i finally got to my gate and messaged a few people my venmo but even if i get nothing im still taken back by everyone's kindness. this made my whole week and definitely showing my mom all the love i got",
"The airport employee's name? Albert Enstein.",
"god bless this man. makes me still have hope in hollywood.",
"There was a video of the ride , he even gave his seat to a women. But no one even said anything or made a fuss. It was like he was just a regular guy ",
"bill and Ted is still some of the best movies ever ",
"Everything nice he does adds another second to his life.",
"Too bad, I liked him.",
"Than everyone clapped. ",
"Yeah but he has a real angry foreskin craving daddy. Got to be some issues deep in there.",
"Because she's SUPER hot.",
"That was my one peeve with that movie - Baba Yaga is just a scary old hag living in the woods. The closest thing in Western folklore would be maybe the witch from Hansel and Gretel.",
"What a womanizer /s",
"He wrote a check.\nWith. A. Fucking. Pencil.",
"I love them too. I would just rather that Neo's powers transends outside of the matrix. Doesn't the oricle talk about this, but iirc she just says that the powers go beyond \"this world\"?\n\n Maybe the people of Zion are really outside of the matrix but become a kind of nessesary \"evil\" in the minds of the machines and it truely is a symbiotic relationship.",
"My name.... Is NEO ",
"And then NEVER calling them back. ",
"Maybe the subject is sensationalist. They probably could have paid for it but are probably strapped for cash. Keanu could have saw them appealing the charge and being the awesome person that he is just decided to pay for it.",
"Oh I wasn’t saying I didn’t believe how much it cost. It just sucks that airlines can get away with charging that much for weight that certainly doesn’t increase their costs to the extent that the insane charge is justified. ",
"This made me cry when I saw it!!! So amazing ",
"I am SO happy to see comments like these! I love my marriage and we have separate bedrooms. I sleep with the dogs and go to bed late and he hates sleeping with dogs and goes to bed early. But I visit with him and “tuck him in” (ahem), or we read together and talk, every night. People think we’re crazy, but I think it’s crazy to see HIS parents share a bedroom but can barely tolerate each other. They haven’t had sex in almost two years and it’s probably going to be many more years before they do. Do you guys get judged on your sleeping situation too?",
"I feel like he looks so much like he's actually Ted and has just grown up and chilled out and is trying to do right in the world.",
"Worse. He was betrayed by a friends and forced to make a movie.\n\nhttps://www.theguardian.com/film/2001/sep/11/news\n",
"I mean, I wanted to go home for the holidays even though I couldn't afford it. I knew it would put me in a hole but I never get to see my family, so I did.\n\nNow I'm in the negatives, have overdraft fees, and low on food, but just because I'm poor shouldn't mean I can't be happy with my family for a few days.\n\nAt least I think I'm right. Debt does make me question my choices..",
"I'd like to know how Keanu came to find out they didn't have the money. ",
"that would mean his good deeds were done with the ulterior motive of getting into heaven instead of genuine good in him.",
"I met Schwartzman's brother, Robert (lead singer of Rooney), and he was driving his own vintage limousine around downtown Atlanta. They seem like really cool people. ",
"It’s like “this” but also like that, but like this as well. So, uh, techically, yea.",
"Nice to see Hollywood hasn’t corrupted everyone ...it’s good to see kindness being spread ",
"He also has tinnitus (ringing in the ears), which is something that can drive a person insane when first dealing with it.",
"Dude's a Mensch.",
"Have ya tried OkCupid? You can find all sorts on there. ",
"But he's smiling, can't you tell? He's clearly happy. Duh.",
"Even he was a jerk at one time.",
"His stupid hair. It's so damn thick and luxurious. ",
"Keanu is the man. One of the few celebrities I hear nothing but good things about. ",
"I hope Keanu becomes the meme of the year showing up in random pictures for doing good deeds. Then he will surely become \"The One\".",
"Kevin Nealon was behind me in security at an airport in 2016 and yes, he is much taller than I realized. ",
"Hope TSA confiscated his pencil, or there's going to be hell to pay.",
"Real loose term of smiling",
"Baby goats, not children, duh ",
"I think simply waving at him would be perfectly fine.",
"That's... Really invasive",
"Keanu Reeves is some kind of real Kwai Chang Caine type character who spends his time wandering the Earth helping people in need.",
"A very good man! ",
"Lo! It is the Meme fulfilled!",
"This is the tip of his awesomeness",
"That's a great book. ",
"Tom Hanks can act, so I'd give the nod to him.",
"Bruce Greenwood was sitting next to me in a middle seat on a flight from JFK to LAX. I was getting my stuff in the overhead and turned around and he was just standing there looking at me. I'm not prone to being starstruck but I couldn't figure out what was going on or why he was back in coach. Any other person I would have been \"are you sitting in here?\" but my brain couldn't compute that a movie and tv star was going to be sitting next to me in coach.",
"Its okay man. people probably dont understand living away from home. ive put off coming home for two years so i really just want to see my family and be there for them. i normally wouldnt stretch my budget this far but i had to",
"Shhhh. Let me have this.",
"\"smiling\"",
"I'm saying celebrities in general.",
"He can't solve all the world's problems.",
"Yeah, just not to a hot chick.",
"Nah",
"Well, he is Canadian eh.",
"I think the guy o n the right is his younger brother he hid from the world",
"[Keanu with fan.](https://gfycat.com/FearfulSpiffyGraysquirrel)",
"Keanu is just a overall good guy, I don’t think I’ve heard something bad about him before.",
"Keanu looks like hes being running away from assassins all day",
"Dolly and Keanu are HIGHLY qualified to be celebrities. They've devoted their entire lives to it!",
"Keanu will buy it for you",
"This is the best attitude man. Today you, tomorrow me. Rock on :)",
"Get a king size bed with memory foam matress. Some nights i forget there is someone else in there with me.",
"I wouldn't go on a plane at all for any reason if I was down to my last 50$",
"That's my kind of Jesus.",
"Yup! A knowing nod and a smile. (and then maybe they're so impressed with my self restraint, they offer to chat anyway. lol)",
"you dont know my skin color or country of origin but continue to look stupid",
"Woah",
"Seperate bedroom were the standard.\n\nPeople only started sleeping together because they were too poor to afford seperate bedrooms.",
"I bet Nikki from Hairspray would appreciate some attention.",
"Still uses YOLO in the sermons.",
"I do believe Keanu is trained in weapons handling and some form of martial arts. ",
"Don't mind the negativity bro. Don't fucking care about them.",
"Missed opportunity. Lol",
"I absolutely agree with you but I just said I'm in my 20s I don't have the space for that!",
"It’s also a land of weird and confusing rituals if you’re not someone who flies often. \n\nI have to pay for this bag? But I already paid to fly, I have a ticket! Wait, I have to take off my belt and shoes? Oh my phone goes in this bin? But not my jacket? Take off my hat! Oh, sorry, ok...\n\nOh, here’s my ticket! You want my passport. Oh, here’s my passport! You want my ticket... Here’s both passport and boarding pass! Why don’t you want it? \n\nWhich line? Ok. Why do you pick the— ok. I have to what? Umm ok... excuse me, fellow traveler, do you know... *growls and snarls* oh, I’m sorry, ok! ",
"No, definitely not. But thank you. This type of communication is something I really value about Reddit and being able to have real conversations like this with people is where the real value is.",
"cant be the second coming if the first one never happened.",
"I know someone who works at a coffee place and I Guess Keanu Reeves came in and the person in front of him in line was acting like a dick to keanu and he was still really nice to the guy and didn't seem bothered by it at all.",
"Are you me ?",
"“Smiling”",
"Yes there is",
"I certainly have, I get a few bites and I message the ladies I find attractive or presentable but no reply, I have a few messages on Plenty of Fish and OkCupid but they turn out to be scam bots.",
"Shane Falco always has my vote",
"Oh geeze I just meant I don't always sleep well in the same bed",
"Jimmy Butler and I went to the same university and lived in the same university owned apartment building. He once held the elevator door open for me. Nice guy. I’m glad he grew up to be famous.",
"Yeah, that's just what I've come to think about celebrity encounters (even people who are just well-known in my field). Best way to show respect is to leave them alone, unless you're really put face to face. Really nice way of putting it, thanks!",
"\"smiling\"",
"Lol good call. I completely agree though. ",
"I think that's the thing that baffles me most about him, dude's been through so much but yet he's just so.....okay I'm out of words!",
"It sucks they're making a new matrix movie without him. That's not right. :(",
"I'll allow it",
"Never forget. \n \n\nAbout 5 years ago my family went to visit my sister in LA. One day while we were there I got roped into watching my niece in a hair salon while my sister got her hair done. \nSo I'm sitting in the salon lobby, bored as fuck, watching my niece and who walks in but Keanu fucking Reeves. \nAt first I was kind nervous and freaked out, I'd just kinda glance at him every now and then, trying not to freak him out. But then my fucking niece starts crying and fidgeting and shit and won't shut up. So I'm trying to keep my niece quiet and not bother Keanu, when oops, too late, he gets up and walks over to us. \nHe just smiled and stroked her hair, and asked me what was wrong. I said I didn't know. Then he looked at me with those penetrating blue eyes and simply said in that soothing voice \"She seems like she's hungry.\"\nThen he lifted up his shirt and breastfed my niece right there in the salon lobby. \nTrue story.",
"is a film coming out?",
"Slander and libel are prosecutable offences in the US.",
"He’s already had a decent amount of training to be a competitive shooter.\n\n",
":)\n\n:O\n\n:D",
"Wouldn't go *nearly* as far as to say I \"loved\" it, wouldn't even say I liked it, but it did do some good stuff. The practical effects were as always amazing. Every filmmaker in existence just needs to stop whatever the fuck they're doing right now and just rewatch every Ridley Scott action movie ever made. The quality of our action movies would triple overnight. Fassbender delivered a movie-stealingly great performance as usual (two of them actually). And I did appreciate that this film made his role in the first one more meaningful in retrospect. And the first real action sequence of the film, the fight in the shuttle, is just too visceral for words.\n\nSo I can see why someone might be tempted to enjoy the movie.\n\nGood lord were the characters dumb though. I've never in my entire life rooted for characters in a horror movie to be killed off before, no matter how dumb they were being, but this movie finally broke me. When [spoiler] goes down into the [spoiler], halfway down the stairs you're just like \"your lack of self-preservation skills is actually making it really hard to take this movie even a little bit seriously, so the sooner you actually die, the sooner I can get back to trying to enjoy it again. Please hurry.\" \n\nAnd I'm sure that the 5 year olds who were fooled by the ending were really impressed.",
"Keanu for president?",
"Bullshit. Really? There is no spoon. ",
"Jesus contrasts with the (rest of) the Bible as well. As Thomas Jefferson put it, Paul “was the first corrupter of the doctrines of Jesus.”\n\nI find it hard to reconcile how one guy could come with the message of “be excellent unto one another,” be tolerant and accepting of everyone, and sacrifice himself so all is forgiven; and then another guy appears who hasn’t even met the first guy, doesn’t know anyone from his crew, and claims authority from a hallucination he’s had in a roadside ditch somewhere, and starts preaching “God hates fags, repent or burn in hellfire.”",
"Dont give him a puppy!!!",
"I heard he's a really nice guy as long as you don't kill his dog. ",
"Keanu is my favorite human being ever",
"There's other ways of traveling than taking a taxi.",
"Or she's *not a hot chick*?",
"Passion of the Christ 2:Crucify This ",
"Never thought I would watch that whole thing, and even be emotional after. ",
"What's wrong with being born in Beirut?",
"Exactly. This is the kind of celebrity kids need to look up to. Had a rough time through out his life, but he's a good person, does for others, and is just a good human being. A celebrity gentleman if you will. ",
"The only tip I can think about right now, is that if you have a spouse or friend that you're traveling with, they too will almost always get Pre+ if you book your tickets in the same transaction. It happens with my wife all the time, except when my work buys the tickets separately.",
"his mouth is slightly open. That's all you're gettin",
"How do you know that they didn't have everything planned to the last cent? Maybe they have someone picking them up in their destination.",
"John Wick doesn't smile for selfies. Does so only when guns are pointed at him. FAKE NEWS. ",
"Okay you Jesus freaks are in the wrong sub ",
"He's the Guy why Hollywood Doing Business ",
"You sound like my psychiatrist…",
"My fiancé doesn't accept this \"excuse\"",
"I feel that purchasing Pre+ was just a beta test. I am convinced that within the next 5-10 years, Pre+ will be a requirement to fly. ",
"What a guy!",
"I'd end up looking at them multiple times wondering why I recognized them. If the were near me I'd end up saying something like \"I feel like I know you for some reason...\"",
"Keanu Reeves: The official celebrity of Reddit",
"I'm surprised John Wick was allowed on the plane...is he still wanted? ",
"Given the obsession with jerking off at rallies I bet he owns a red baseball cap with a 4-letter slogan.",
"Statistically, you're probably a 1%",
"> I think it is pretty common actually. I and my family have taken flights to Florida and Las Vegas for $99 round trip.\n\nBut what airline and with what restrictions? How much did you have to pay to actually take any luggage? \n\nI've started plans to head to the Vegas area every summer. The only time I saw $99 flights were on Spirit. By the time you tack on the fact you need to take luggage, it wasn't any cheaper than flying a different airline. Frontier is almost the same way, you don't really get to take any luggage untill you start paying for extras.\n\nThis year's flight is actually between three airlines; Southwest, Frontier, and Delta. Currently the flights I want to take (taking in to account flight times and layovers) are coming in all at about *the same* price. In fact right now, I can almost fly Main Cabin on Delta (a step up from basic economy) for a little cheaper than Southwest. Frontier's price is a little better; but the flight schedule is an absolute nightmare. \n\nFor the price of Southwest (who I flew last year), the current price could have me flying Comfort+ on Delta for a little bit more. I'm even floating the idea of paying for first class just to say \"I've flown first class\". \n\nBut I also do serious planning and my travel schedule isn't very flexible. I need to be in Vegas by *X* date so I can make it to Reno by *X* date and then to California by *X* date. I see those $99 sales and it's sometimes a good deal...if you can pick up and go at just about any time and don't have to pay an extra $200 to take luggage.\n\n",
"Keanu seems like such a good guy. And humble.",
"Well how the hell are you gonna get laid by Keanu Reeves with that attitude?",
"I genuinely like what I read about this guy.",
"You couldve just PM'ed the u/ that instead of commenting. Golddigger",
"YAAAAAY",
"Keanu is out on a pedastal after John Wick. Everyone \"loves\" him now, but the dude had a TON of hate in most movies after The Matrix. It seems like people like to ride the success of celebrities (not all obviously).\n\nWhat's even more surprising if this photo is the last thing I would've asked for is a photo after the dude just paid for my stuff!\n\nEdit: typos",
"So here's a tip that I learned the hard way. When the TSA person \"randomly\" searches you (happens to me a lot too, due to lots of electronics), if they ask you, \"Can anything in your bag hurt me?\", the correct answer is *not* \"Well anything can hurt you, given enough force.\"",
"Plot twist: He is sad because no one notices him",
"Dude, Asian-American, please",
"Fair point, though dog is just God spelled backwards.",
"\"Smiling\"",
"He has stock in brown paper bag company",
"I'm sure as long as you are polite, sincere, and not intrusive they wouldn't mind unless they are a complete dick. ",
"As much as I'd love to be wealthy one day for selfish reasons, I'd equally love to be able to just help out randomly as much as I can, bring a little light into peoples lives. I'd like to think I'd be as giving as possible. ",
"I just had this happen to me yesterday. Lady behind me stands up, pulls her carry on out, and places it in the aisle next to me, at which point I can't stand up. Triggered. ",
"Don't worry. I used to fly 4 times a month for my job, and some airports were still confusing. However, not being in people's way when you're confused, is a great skill that most people seem to have not mastered.",
"No cash or credit cards on either of them, but both had the required photo IDs to board a plane?\n\nI suppose it's possible they were tourists who had their wallets stolen, but still had their passports. Also possible whoever posted the picture made up the story.",
"He is...the most interesting man in the world.",
"This dude is awesome AF.",
"Don't scare me like that!!",
"Such an awesome guy, RIP",
"The jump was the miracle ",
"Maybe after High School US students should spend a year abroad in Canada, learning the nice trade. ",
"I was gonna say, that is a \"thousand yard smile\" if I ever saw one",
"A FUKIN PENCIL",
"-said ",
"I watched the first bit of it where they said \"over 10\". Can't believe we've entered a time where you can no longer trust everything on the internet..",
"How can you go on a trip but not have money for baggage? ",
"Huge if true",
"He has Canadian citizenship, as mentioned earlier. He also has an English mother! ",
"I saw him the lobby of my hotel the last time I was in LA. Seemed super-friendly and gracious to everyone, especially the fawning tourists. ",
"More like you people will use any excuse to justify financial iresponsibility. ",
"Fuck those people making food hot or cold.",
"Haha, I agree completely. I’ve never seen such blatant disregard for personal survival and poor decision making before. Wait... what about the space movie with Deadpool. What was that called? That may have topped this in characters acting dumb. What is it with space and poor decisions.",
"I still can believe that guy is in his fifties.....",
"Goddamit man my wife is sleeping right next to me. Do you know how hard it is to hold in a chuckle?",
"How bloody should the cross in the bar be? ",
"That looks like a couple that’s used to getting by on their looks.",
"*He laid down a single gold bitcoin on the counter* \nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsLwPCRv49Y",
"I always think that too, but I'm probably lying to myself.",
"Read it as Kenzie reeves. Disappointed.",
"Or just quickly remark how awesome you think he is. It means a lot to people and most likely puts a smile on his internal face. \n\nI met a Danish actor I really liked a few years ago. I didn't ask for anything, just told the dude I really like his work and he made laugh. ",
"Quite the Reddit detective.",
"Paying for other irresponsability!? I mean its generous for sure but I hope the couple really insisted on refusing. ",
"Ahh, the 90s.\n\nWatch out brother. That shit is coming back. It's all a cycle and Bruno already fuckin started it.",
"[If you want be happy for the rest of your life...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NF5XU-k2Vk)",
"spotted a triggered trumper. ",
"Especially when his puppy died :(",
"They still never talk sometimes ",
"Frah rah rah rah raaaaah rah rah ra rah",
"Yup. I always use their name so they know that I know who they are, but make sure I'm super nonchalant about it so they are immediately relieve I don't \"care\" much that I know who they are. Just like I'd say hello to a stranger.\n\nOne day it'll backfire when a stuck-up celebrity is like \"why aren't you happy to see me!!\"",
"I've heard he's genuinely one of the nicest guys in show business. ",
">sucks for the immortal angels\n\nWhy do you think Satan was so pissed off? ",
"With the current Hollywood Caligula like shit scandals going on ... I had to read that comment a few times for my mind to process it correctly. ",
"That's how I do, homeboy. I'm like L or Sherlock or that wheelchair dude. ",
"Am I the only person who wonders how stupid you have to be to pack a shitload of luggage and bring it to the airport and have no way to pay for said extra luggage? I love Keanu Reeves and am glad to hear he is a generous, giving person. I just get annoyed by these type of self involved, clueless people who need to learn to get their shit together instead of being bailed out.",
"If you want to stand out, start a conversation with a celebrity without acknowledging their stardom, or the fact that you know who they are.\n\nPart of being a celebrity is loss of normality. By just having a casual conversation, you both gain from the experience.\n\nBe different.\n\nSource: Adam Sandler was at the beach with his family trying to have a normal day. (Aside from the looming security, they looked like any other fam). Started a conversation about the weather (most cliche conversation starter)...ended up turning into both families hanging out and enjoying good conversation...great guy down to earth. ",
"Yea that's the way to do it. I have a friend who went from Cali to Florida for the holidays because she had clothes at her parents in Florida.",
"She's just not hot",
"Found the source in every hotel nightstand.",
"I tend to agree with you, and I feel like the \"Christian left\" needs to be more vocal. There are plenty of middle to left leaning Christians who are good people and should be more represented in this image of Christians in America. I'm not religious but I grew up around a lot of them going to Methodist and Brethren churches and institutions. However, they tend to lean left or whatever in large part because they don't believe in evangelizing to everyone around them and shoving their religion down other's throats. This sort of means that they will never be the force for political change or general image of Christianity that the right-wing zealots will be. It's a shame, and I wish more would speak up more forcefully because there are plenty of incredibly good people who are Christian who identify like this, yet they wouldn't really be who or what they are if they did speak out in such a way. ",
"Who said there is something wrong with the thing you said?",
"I caught myself as I stopped breathing while reading the beginning..then continued to smile at the end.",
"Or did it, Keanu could have been there.",
"It's just the people who don't know about those types of airlines. They go to Expedia, see the cheap ass tickets and think it's done.",
"Keanu is the man! Lol ",
"My mum would make him get a haicut",
"I'm not older than you, but I wanted to chime in that I think we have our generation (or maybe our parents') to thank for this discovery. Can you imagine a Victorian era gentleman playing with random toys? No, because it was socially disciplined out of them. People were actually taught that you're supposed to stop having fun when you grow up, that your tastes *have* to be refined. It's just the last couple of generations in the West that have been like \"fuck that noise, I can do whatever I want and I don't care who sees me\" as a society-wide trend.\n\nSo I think that our perception of adults as having all their shit together is at least partly built on our observations of older generations growing up, and at least partly built on the fiction we encountered growing up, too. ",
"I stand because I have physical issues with my leg due to multiple DVTs that are exacerbated by sitting for extended periods. When I can stand on a plane I do immediately to relieve pain. Easy to assume I'm a jerk. Not like I'm going to tell everyone around me I've been gritting my teeth in pain for the last hour. ",
"That level of fame where you can walk around with bedhead and people still think you're awesome.",
"Don't they have presidents there?",
"I'm agnostic, Keanu just seems like a really nice guy.",
"For my traveling, which needs flexibility in booking and cancelling flights, as well as bringing two bags (suitcase + toolbox), and it makes Southwest the no brainer. ",
"Woahhhhh",
"Keanu's emotions are like looking at code in the Matrix. It all looks the same. But if you stare at him long enoug, eventually all you'll see is smile, frown, anger.",
"John Wick was secretly the second coming of Christ in disguise",
"Agreed, cuddling means a terrible sleep. King size bed with a meter between the two of ya. That is what works for us.",
"Keanu is God",
"My mom usually helps me out but she's kinda barely hanging on emotionally after my aunt passed so I didn't ask",
"He is the One. ",
"It costed me 106$ to pay for my luggage in the airport. It was in local currency worth of 86$ but airport exchanges rates are 20% worst than street ones",
"I know the couple, they are Brazilian middle class. ",
"Good for him...how can you be traveling and not have enough $ to pay for extra baggage? ",
"I don't think it's written that you have to be a citizen of Canada to be a PM.",
"What happened to his hair?",
"He's like the 'Littlest Hobo\" going from town to town helping people in need. \n\n\nCanadians will get this. (Edit. Older Canadians.)",
"That’s what you’re supposed to do",
"Yess. My husband and I do this too. I'm a bed hog who loves to spread out, sleep with cats in the bed, and snore like a sleeping giant. he gets up super early for work, gets sneezy from the cats on his pillows, and some weekdays i don't work till the afternoon and like to sleep in. We each have our own bedroom. We still sleep together sometimes, but it's so nice knowing we can have a restful solo sleep if needed. ",
"You are right, and afterwards I thought about how I could've just walked up to him and opened with \"hey, you in town for the races? Have a chance to check out XYZ restaurant?\" and such. But to be fair, I don't ever approach people in public and it makes me uncomfortable to be approached like that, so it's presumptuous on some level to assume that even an innocuous conversation is mutually beneficial.",
"Edit: nevermind, im just dumb",
"Exactly. I have doubts about the validity of the bible and it's specifics but I am absolutely sure that trying to live as Jesus taught is personally better than living in existential despair and video games.\n\n",
"You must not live in the Midwest then... You constantly run into these sorts of Christians all the time, there's no avoiding them.",
"This deserves gold",
"Satan once brought him back from fatal lung cancer.",
"There’s a glitch in the matrix",
"I'm surprised you didn't go for kinder.",
"That was amazing thank you for that post",
"[k](https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/ad-hominem)",
"That's what I said to myself until I unexpectedly met my favorite musician. I was at a music festival specifically for his band (Ed Robertson of Barenaked Ladies), and he walked by where I was sitting. I apologized and told him I was really excited to be able to see them live again, and asked if I could take a quick picture. He was the nicest guy, and I felt bad afterward. I basically couldn't talk I was that excited. During the show, he noticed me in the front row and smiled, and asked if I was having fun. To which I cried. \n\nI'm a horrible person",
"They played lovers in the movie My Own Private Idaho.",
"Every story I hear about this guy makes me like him even more. ",
"Hahaha good one",
"I used to think that, but after a while I got used to it and now it's harder to sleep alone. Also my fiance snores hard and likes to take up the whole bed yet somehow I still gotta have it",
"I'm doing both ",
"Say hello and then make normal conversation as if you don't know who he is.",
"Like that movie Being John Malkovich where John Cusack et al find a secret wormhole that transports you into John Malkovich, but instead of John Malkovich it's Keanu Reeves.",
"Is there a doctor in the house tonight?",
"I first read that as, \"He was standing awkwardly a table full if whores.\"\n\n",
"That's pretty much how I saw Jesus. The modern alt right type churches are like the pharisees. Jesus would have come into their church, flip their tables, then leave to go help the homeless, see to widows, and care for and educate children. I think he'd have been a really likeable guy. ",
"You sure he is smiling?",
"It's in the eyes, the portal to the soul",
"*air guitar*",
"I also don’t understand why they didn’t check their airline policy beforehand. Airlines don’t fuck around, you need to do your homework before you just show up with however many bags you want. ",
"The whole last 2 movies made no fucking sense.",
"In high school there was this ridiculously hot girl new to the school. She pushed all the other 10s down to an 8. She was next level. I never had the courage to talk to her. 10 years later at a party I ran into her, now an incredibly gorgeous 28 year old woman. No longer suffering from the same issues I went up to talk to her. It was clear she was there with a bf so I wasn’t trying anything, just chat. Turns out highschool was miserable for her, no one talked to her. I guess ALL the guys were intimidated to even say hi and the girls hated her for being too hot.",
"Where's the smile though?",
"are you us?",
"Had something similar happen to me with Mario Lemieux. He was circulating a room shaking hands and posing for pictures. I finally got close enough and was working up the nerve to say something when I noticed he was trying to get something to eat from the buffet setup. I immediately backed away and let him get his food. Of course he was interrupted before he could finish, too. I never got to shake his hand but I console myself with the idea that I didn't interrupt him. \n\nSide note: I believe Mario Lemieux is also part immortal.\n\n1984: https://www.si.com/nhl/photo/2016/10/05/sis-best-photos-mario-lemieux#1\n\n2017:\nhttp://m.zimbio.com/photos/Mario+Lemieux/2017+NHL+Awards+Arrivals/f9ymf21PT4o",
"Why?",
"the best celeb ever",
"incorrect",
"Baggages?",
"Yes, you read that right. We weren't at the Marriott, we were actually at the city's best titty bar",
"I'm going to go ahead and say it. If we're moving in this direction already, I would vote for a ticket of Hank's, Reeves erry time",
"I was the same. That part of me changed, but I still don't understand fully how to express my interest in someone.",
"In his greatest movie series he was literally \"Ted\" you meant to say.",
"Fez from that 70s show really let it all go",
"Hey I know that guy, definitely seen him before... but from where? ",
"As a depressed adult. This...",
"Must have been a Bitcoin...",
"They're on a plane trip with Keanu Reeves who just paid for their baggage and I'm being mean about their situation? :S",
"Maybe they’re flying Continental...",
"I was on phone",
"You should look into River Phoenix (formerly of the Red Hot Chili Peppers) and Keanu Reeves. Best friends and River died young to an overdose.",
"I never understood why people do that, why the fuck would you bother to take a picture of a person you dont even know, its like in their minds they are sayin \" oh look someone just took a photo of that other someone im gons take a photo too cause i have no personality and just want to be accepted even tho i was not aware of this person existence until 5 seconds ago\"\nalso yea my english is kinda shit",
"> costed\n\nThe past tense of cost is cost. One of those little things about English. ",
"Airport staff: \"And Mr Reeves...\"\n\n-\n\n*Keanu stops and looks over his shoulder*\n\n-\n\nAirport staff: \"Do enjoy your flight\"",
"r/KenM",
"that's a smile?",
"Two words: Wyld Stallyns",
"I brought up the idea of separate bedrooms with my ex after we lived together for about a year and he straight up refused, even though we had an extra room. He just thought it was \"weird.\" I'm the sort of person who NEEDS my own space to retreat to and be by myself sometimes, and it's absolutely frustrating when the person you're trying to escape from sleeps in the same room.",
"The more I hear about him the more I like him",
"you are the hero we need :*",
"Unrelated but he really needs to be Spike Spiegel in the movie. This haircut confirms it",
"Him and John Cena seem like just the coolest damn people ",
"That doesn't mean his wife is hot.",
"There is a special place in heaven reserved for people like him ",
"no, we are super happily married and to be honest, most people take a page from our playbook. Several of our friends/family have started doing the same thing. there is the occasional judgmental idiot (see comments) but those are mostly people that are in denial. I mean, do what makes you happy. ",
"What a monster.",
"Nah man they should do a full remake",
"What league do they play in? ",
"Fair enough.\n\nI don't know anything about Pintrest and I'm sure I'll be fine if I keep it that way. ",
"Don’t forget, he was Johnny Utah back in college too. ",
"_Grandpa_",
"He almost smiled!!! Bless him:)",
"Same. I worked in a variety of places that often got a lot of famous people. First off I have absolutely no facial recognition so I hardly ever remember who anyone is. I could probably forget my own mother if she changed her hair colour. I never once bothered anyone. The only time I ever had an experience that was out of the ordinary was when I was about 18 and met Ted Kennedy. I was working for a small airline on Cape Cod at the time. He told me I was a troublemaker and that he didn't like troublemakers. ",
"> I think he's literally just a regular dude.\n\nHe just has resting sad-face.",
"Keanu looks like he just took a couple of huge rips off his bong.",
"I wonder if they are in line to buy Michael Wollf's new anti Trump book, Fire and Fury. I just bought the book myself last night and let me tell ya, it is good, really good. If you have some spare change I would definitely pick it up. Fantastic read",
"I wonder if he just wanted the line to move along",
"and you could've pm'ed this to me",
"Ha you think that's an insult while it's a blessing. \n\nWe only share the bedroom at weekend. We have slightly different work schedules and sometimes weak each other during sleep. We are more relaxed with seperate bedrooms during the week.",
"“Smiling”...",
"He said he's do it if Lana and Lily we're involved, but they've not been asked.",
"Sure buddy",
"Delta charges $25 for the first bag and $35 for the second where Southwest doesn’t charge at all. If you consider the round trip costs, flying Delta can be $120 more than the ticket price reflects. ",
"Dude his performance in that movie sucked. It was like watching a soggy piece of cardboard.",
"Im sorry, is he saint or what",
"Smile?",
"I may not have a 'bed' (it's a futon) in my room, but I do have a separate room. It is *absolutely* important for people to have their own space, even married ones. Probably moreso, in fact. We have our disagreements like any couple, but having that space to retreat into and cooldown is a total saving throw.",
"My friend took a plane to attend their mother's funeral after she died suddenly. She did not save up for that trip, but it was cheaper than driving 1600 miles. \n\nI think you are being short-sighted.",
"Booooyahhh!!!!",
"Good on you. But goddamn to those girls. Leave people alone when they're eating. That's basic respect. ",
"I liked him as strange but I’m disappointed he lost his accent for the role. I’m not a fan of American dr strange for some reason. Haha. ",
"I also imagined his head shaking and hand gestures",
"There are no borders for Keaunu. ",
"I waved to Wayne Brady at PHL. He was on the same flight as my brother. He smiled and waved back.\n\nWe still don't talk to this day.",
"as long as you never go to bed angry!! ",
"Exactly. Keanu won’t have sex with you unless you bother him.",
"This would fit American Gods pretty well.",
"More like, he's the Buddha. He's a Buddhist (and a perfect ideal of one at that). \n\n[He actually played a reincarnated Buddha when he was young.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Buddha) I wonder if that movie shaped him.",
"You are 30 years old, how much growing up do you want to do",
"Kevin Nealon is fucking hilarious, and SNL was never the same after. ",
"https://youtu.be/Q0_0aeIO2Sk",
"How is it those people don't have enough money for an extra bag?",
">I figure once one person/group asks for a photo there are bound to be more\n\nNowhere near as famous obviously, but I saw Dave Attell in a bar after we had seen his show. This was shortly after Insomniac had ended so he was probably at the height of his celebrity. \n\nWe were already a few beers deep, so annoying him be damned, we went over and talked to him. He was a super nice guy and we just had a good conversation for 10 minutes or so. \n\nIn that time, probably a half dozen groups of people came up to him asking to take pictures. He obliged for all, but asked all of them if they had come to his show. All but one group said no. Pretty sure he was doing it to at least make them feel a little guilty for bothering him, which I thought was funny. \n\n",
"To be fair just getting accused doesn't mean you're \"in the mix of assaulters\".",
"Awesome ",
"Church of Constantine",
"\"Smiling\"",
"Oh god, its John Wick. Don't piss him off. And DEFINITELY, don't kill his dog.",
"So 8 women had dinner for free",
"But which pill did he take? Red or blue.",
"> Nothing came after that.\n\nFixed that for you. ;)",
">I just gave him a discreet point and a smile\n\n👈😎👈 Zoop zoop?",
"My grandparents slept in separate bedrooms because Grandpa used to snore like crazy, but they also read together or watched the evening news or their favorite show King of Queens. They had a great marriage, don't let the haters bother you! \n\nMy husband and I recently had a second son and I slept separately the first few weeks. Our house at the moment only has two bedrooms so our first son slept with my husband and I slept in the other bedroom with the newborn, it was the only way we all could get sleep and I would do the same thing in any other situation!",
"And not all that preachy ",
"Class act. Always has been. Char should wake up an smell the coffee.",
"She looks like Dillion Harper\n\nAnyone else?",
"Thankfully only America is stupid enough to make you take your shoes off in an airport...\n\nAmerican airports love their security theatre.",
"It seems so fitting that Jesus would come back as a Canadian. ",
"You just wasted 6 minutes typing this bullshit story\n",
"The only one I would talk to would be Howard Stern. I know enough about him to know he hates basic socializing but loves to talk about basic stuff like television. ",
"Keanu for president!",
"Didn't affect Ted Cruz running for Prez (born in Canada).",
"That’s awesome. Yeah I’ve noticed that the only reason the judgmental idiots can come up with is “it’s just not the way it’s supposed to be” (not helpful) or “where’s the intimacy in that?” (false assumptions). I really love that, on the rare occasions that we’re arguing, I can go to his room and say “I’m tired and cranky and I just don’t think we can resolve this tonight. But I love you and let’s reconnect tomorrow”, kiss him, go to my bed with three dogs. I love that he comes in and visits me every morning. Obviously I’m not evangelizing that “everyone should do this!!” but I personally love it.",
"Yeah the 66k (at the time of writing this) up votes are definitely taking OP's word for it. If this pic was in line at the baggage check-in counter it would be more believable. \n\n\nThat said I don't doubt Keanu would pay for someone's baggage fee. ",
"Keanu is a good dude.",
"Who tries to fly without enough money for their baggage?",
"Or steal his car. ",
"I hope you showed him *some* respect.",
"When will this dude stop being the best dude ever? ",
"You seen his shooting videos? He could actually do it now.",
"Mr Steal-Yo_Girl",
"that's a smile? Oh well",
"Lil B, is that you?\n\n(Also, I would pay a lot of money to see like a life transcendent TED talk featuring Lil B and Keanu just being nice and humble to each other for 40 minutes)",
"Strangers start conversations with each other all the time. It's the first step in not being strangers. \n\nI totally see your point though. It may not always work, but it is a strategy to speak with a celebrity, without it being an interaction they have had 30 times that day.",
"Last I saw he was only in one episode and then they ran into some legal trouble and they're not allowed to do that anymore.\n\n\nReally disappointing for me. I watvhed Constantine since the premiere and followed the whole thing where we weren't sure if it was going to get cancelled or not. Still think it was a great show.",
"Ah, sorry, I misread your last sentence. Well there are others in this thread who believe that flying with overweight never costs more than $50 so hopefully someone will find my anecdote interesting",
"He is and always will be a class act.",
"Gas leak?",
"Pffffft. Talked to hot chick. Married her. Worked out ok.",
"So he paid for their baggage fees at check in, then they happened to be on the same flight so they took the picture on the plane?\n\nOP do you have a source that he paid their baggage fees and this isn't some random picture of him with fans on a plane?",
"Okay, done. He's my favourite actor now. Period",
"Excess! They prob bought souvenirs while travelling and now it's overweight. Most places are bout 20 bucks a kilo if not more",
"Couple woke him up for a photo.",
"My brother saw Christopher McDonald at the airport and couldn’t stop himself from greeting him with “Hey, Shooter!” He smiled and did the finger gun back. That was like ten years ago and I’m still vicariously riding that wave. ",
"You clearly forgot how to get his attention. Find two nearby elevated objects and bust into leg splits before his very eyes. ",
"He once killed three men in a bar with a pencil",
"That’s so cute. Why are grandparents so cute?! Congratulations on your new baby!! 😍\n\nIt’s very annoying how people feel the need to judge others’ marriages and parenting skills. I can understand if I express concerns or discomfort, but “I’m so happy” is not a call for you to fix me or respond with “I doubt that, you two don’t even sleep in the same bed.” Argh.",
"It be the weeping, & moaning, & gnashing of teeth. ",
">couple who did not have enough money.\n\nHow you gonna be flying somewhere Keanu Reeves is flying, and you can't scrounge up $50-100 extra?",
"I honestly loved Tilda even though I do kind of have an issue with the casting for the said problems.\n\nI thought all the actors in it performed well, but a lot of the characters were just written very thin. There wasn't much of interest to bring out in some of them.",
"https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DSy7Jf7X4AE8KaD.jpg:large\n\nFound this.",
"Is it just me or does Keanu always look High as fuck. ",
"Last spring my wife and I were at Bavette’s in Chicago for a late Friday dinner. Place is awesome if you haven’t been- it was packed, and reservations are hard to come by (at least at that time it was well in advance we had to make ours) Past our table walk 6 black guys and one unusually attractive young white women. I notice immediately one of them is Dwayne Wade (NBA player, maybe a Hall of Famer) and the rest are his hangers on and not much to look at. They clearly don’t have a reservation and one of his entourage is speaking with the maitre d’ whom is then relaying orders to a few others to go find them a table- even though the restaurant is clearly full. The unusually attractive white women is keeping her distance from Dwayne, not speaking to anyone, or making eye contact with anyone. Dwayne sits down next to the bar, not offering her the open seat or making any attempt to give her attention/be near her. My wife wants to know what I’m looking at and right as Dwayne sits down he’s facing me. We lock eyes and he sees that I’m explains something to my wife, quite deliberately pointing at him with my eyes, then at the Girl, then looking down at my phone where I’m looking up his relatively new and gorgeous wife Gabrielle Union on Wikipedia to show what he is doing. He just stares at me in the eyes expressionless but at the same time visibly pissed (if that makes sense). Then he stares at his phone for the rest of the time he’s sitting there. I very much believe he got that I was calling him out to my gorgeous wife. They got a table downstairs within 10 minutes. That guy is an Ass Clown. ",
"Back in year 9 religion, my teacher put on The Matrix in the middle of term just because of how many similarities there are between the film and the Gospel",
"Nothing ever hit me harder than [Quicksand](https://youtu.be/i3O-kYwM8qY)",
"Agreed... Husband and I start out together every night, but one of us always migrated to the guest room... We both have sleep-related issues. We get along so much better in the daytime when we’re rested! It’s not worth it to sleep next to each other just so we can be grumpy and miserable.",
"It was a bitcoin",
"If Keanu falls, we'll truly have no hope.",
"My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger ",
"I think he's saying, \"Whoa\". ",
"It's not your experiences that sums to equal zero, it's every being in the universe's experience that sums to zero. Some people are born rich, some are born as ass worms.",
">some people have personal space issues\n\nIn my opinion, you just have a problem respecting personal space. That doesn't mean that strangers who don't want to hug you have a \"problem\"",
"Be excellent to each other.",
"I imagine this is a little bit like me offering to supersize someone's meal at mcdonalds because they can't afford to.",
"Step one: stop aging",
"If there was one celebrity I'd like to just chill and hangout with it's keanu. \nI've never seen anything he's done in his everyday life that made me dislike him. \n\nAlso one of the top reasons to visit new York. ",
"Rufus would be pleased",
"> hors d'oeuvres\n\nI never really thought about how this was spelled lol and I would have totally fucked this up",
"I fly lots. I weigh my bags and check my baggage allowance before I go. Because I’m not a fucking moron. ",
"If I had Matrix AND John Wick money, I would definitely be flying private. ",
"I once gave Trump that nod when i ran into him on the upper east side. This was like 10 years ago. ",
"who the fuck is on a plane and can’t afford 10 bucks for baggage lol wtf ",
"Or hobo as Wick...",
"God, I love that dude.",
"That's a bingo!\n\nIs that how you say it? ",
"I had to google it\n\n\"how to spell whore derves\"",
"And then everyone clapped. ",
"He's been through some shit....look it up.",
"We live in a wonderful time.\n\nThe time of Keanu.",
"And the Joker.",
"Why does Keanu always look like a bum in pictures like this",
"Awkward, but maybe she's not hot",
"Exactly this. One checked bag over 50lbs on a domestic US flight: $75. There are a lot of people who wouldn't be able to pay a surprise $150 if they had a couple heavy bags. ",
"Maybe he's covering up some dark deed in the past and trying to make amends.\n\nOr maybe he's just being excellent.",
"maybe.....",
"I want to meet Jack Black one day just to tell him I loved his work in \"Water World\".",
"I want to grow up when I become Keanu Reeves. ",
"Why do people show up at the airport without enough money for their trip?",
"Same. Wife and I saw him at LAX and we were both surprised at his height, usually people are shorter than you expect. \n\nThis was when \"Weeds\" was still fun to watch. It was all I could do not to run up to him and tell him \"how much I wanna slap my cockamole all over his faceadilla...\" ",
"https://i.imgur.com/ff6Z1lb.jpg goddamn neo you make me moist",
"TRAPS ARE FUCKING GAY DUDE.",
"Don't uhhhh.... please don't read the rest of my comment history. ;)",
"That's barely a smile, they could have at least rewarded him by not asking for a stupid selfie!",
"\"Smiling\" may be a bit of a stretch",
"“Excelleeeeeent!” Nice Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure reference! ",
"He looks so tired of everything. ",
"On some airlines it can be over $50... some people just don't have a lot of flexibility in their budgets",
"Wow. \n\nDo you think maybe it is more surprising when we see celebrities do kind acts due to how commonly they are instead rich, self-centered assholes?",
"It has to have been designed. It is far too complex to have randomly evolved on its own. ",
"totally with you on all counts! ",
"Keanu doesn't grow though",
"> I really wanted to tell him how much I enjoy his acting but at the end of the day I realized I wanted to tell him because I would enjoy the experience.\n\nI wish more people would practice basic empathy like this. Cheers to you.\n",
"He's thirty five and still living with his mother. How much longer we gotta wait exactly?",
"Same. My last name is also Reeves so I'm already halfway there haha",
"His point exactly lol ",
"I ran into Nick Cannon at a retail store and I said \"Nick you're hiiiillarious\" and he gave me this really unimpressed stare like it was the 5,000th time hed heard that ",
"Fartyr: a fart martyr",
"I do, had no problems so far.",
"He’s also very good with a handgun ",
"You bitch",
"I saw him years ago when I was living in NYC (1992-1994). I was in central park and he came stumbling in bawling his eyes out. It was very odd. I left him alone figuring he didn't need a stranger trying to comfort or hassle him. ",
"And you wonder why nobody invites you to parties. ",
"They have to state he's smiling in order for us to comprehend what his emotion is. ",
"Lol 20s? Aka the time you start seriously dating? ",
"As someone who speaks English, as their first language, it's the worst...I feel bad for anyone trying to learn our stupid tongue. ",
"Gay married. He’s not gay, it was just easier than talking to a woman.",
"Not have enough left and flying back home, plus people fly for reasons other than just vacation. You can pay car services in advance or have people picking you up on the other end. They could be moving across the country or to another country because they have no money. They could be unfamiliar with flying and charges on bags that are too heavy in the first place. There are a million other reasons than “duuuuh bag too big no money oops”",
"I would have wrote Orderves 😂",
"What about waking up in the middle of the night, getting irritated at each other because it's 3am and neither of you are awake/cogent enough to be polite, and all the kids are coughing and waking up and oh god is that cat puke wtf I'm going back to bed.\n\nLol. To me, going to bed angry is sometimes impossible to avoid. However, when you wake up in the morning, bring in a cup of fresh coffee and apologize. That usually works.",
"I love Bill and Ted so much that I named my son after one of them!",
"How is he 53? He looks 35.",
"I’ll take the lot!",
"Wrong. Same bedroom, separate houses.",
"Those people shouldn’t be traveling then...traveling in and of itself is an activity wherein a budget should be somewhat flexible. 50 dollar mishaps aren’t exactly rare. \n \nThank god for Neo",
"veni, vidi, keanu.",
"It’s like he’s got the equivalent of RBF for females....but Resting Sad Face for males.",
"That WAS Jesus, pretty chill, nice to everyone, spent his days hanging with his homies, the only time he got all pissed was when (if memory serves) they were using a church as a gambling den, or a money house. \n \nJesus is an alright bro.",
"Your user name, though!",
"That happened to my friends dad. He was in a first class flight from the us to berlin I think. He was sitting next to a guy that said he is going to visit a tv show this evening. They had a drink together and talked for a while. At the evening the german show “wetten dass“ was on and his dad recognized gerard butler as the guy who sat next to him for 12 hours.",
"Maybe the feeling you get from doing kind things acts as a natural emotional pain killer. ",
"Is that a smile?",
"They didn’t have $30 between them? What’s their plan when they land?",
"And she is very ugly",
"Honestly my dream, used to have a longtime gf, and honestly, in retrospect, fuck i would've liked to actually sleep separate, even though living together during the day. Nothing against her, everyone, atleast me, just needs some privacy here and there.",
"I watched that months ago and wondered how anyone can go that long without speaking to each other. He was a big baby. ",
"Kee-yaw-nu Reeves.",
"They have started weighing carry-ons now too.",
"It's not that societal processes are stripped. It's that you truly experience all of society once you get in. ",
"I worked on the road for a production company (staging/lights/sound) we did fadhion shows, concerts, big speeches, events, etc. As a sound tech and generally being in charge of on stage monitoring I spent a lot of time directly involved with person of interest \"X\". \n\nWe core crew were always told. \"No fanboy questions, no autographs, no pictures, no talking unless adressed by \"X\". (This was especially true for the VH1 and Maxim fashion shows.)\n\nWorked with countless BIG names in the music industry and never once broke the rule even though on more than one occasion I had been on crew for an artist I really enjoy. (Stained, Frankie Valli, Snoop Dogg) \n\nThen this one show at Penn State... \n\nWe were setting up for Angels and Airwaves, with a pair of local opening acts. I was admittedly rather frustrated after being short strawed into final check and light focus, having been awake for nearly 30 hours. This meant another 2 hours before I got food and rest before curtains. I finished up and walked back to hospitality to get some grub. Luckily the buffet was full and the dining room they has setup was empty. I got some food and sat down. No more than 3 minutes into chewing my food passed and in walks Tom Delonge.\n\nHe walks to the food, grabs a plate, walks over to the table I'm at and sits down across from me. I should preface this with that there is seating for 150 in this room. He had options.\n\nThen just as if we were old friends he just jumps right into \"So I was thinking about all the people that make our shows seem like magic and I saw you making adjustments to the lights on stage, but you just pointed and said 'over there' or 'you dim, you brighter' and the lights just responded! Are you magic? Are you an alien?\" \n\nFrom there we chatted about how I was not in fact an alien, conspiracy theories in general (one about a military ship that phases out and half the crew gets stuck halfway in between decks and in bulkheads..) and life on the road.\n\nHe gave me advice on doing yoga, eating less meat, and jerking off a lot. We must have talked for 45 minutes before having to get back to work.\n\nLater during final sound check I had to yell a question to the FOH sound guy and Tom over hearing it yells out \"better listen to him, hes an alien, he told me so\". And later while gearing out one of his guitars was left onstage in its case but clearly being ignored so I made sure his tech saw. The tech motioned for me to grab the case and bring it to him. As i reached for it outbof my left ear I hear \"DON'T! TOUCHING THAT GUITAR MIGHT GIVE YOU AN ERECTION!\" Tom is now jogging up behind me, and as he gets closer he sees me and immediatley stops in his tracks and goes \"Oh its the alien. Its cool everyone, nothing to see here.\"\n\nBest celeb experince ever. ",
"\" Keanu Reeves is accused of being an incredible human being.\"",
">If you could only sense how important you are to the lives of those you meet; how important you can be to the people you may never even dream of. There is something of yourself that you leave at every meeting with another person.",
"I don't disagree, but sometimes you just gotta be somewhere no matter your income. No idea if that was one of those times for them though.",
"Happy Cake Day!",
"Why are you on a flight when you're broke? Hopefully it's for an emergency...someone's sick or a graduation or something at the very least",
"I'm beginning to believe (at 25) that when you stop having fun, that's when you start to die. I've seen people in their 80s still having fun, still enjoying the shit outta something even if it might be considered childish, whereas I've known people in their 60s and even 50s who seem to have just given up on having fun doing anything and are just fucking miserable all the time - pissed off at life, pissed off they're not younger anymore, pissed off that other people are \"fooling around\". Those older folks having a blast on Wii Bowling seem so much more alive",
"Your last sentence put that into perspective. No worries, I understand what you mean now! Thanks",
"But why Keanu grieves?",
"Still means I missed out on basically all of puberty and middle and high school without any good excuse.",
"First? Try 20 years. ",
"Quick! Call the doc - I'm going into sugarcoma!",
"Perhaps you could have imagined he was Jesus, and gone with:\n\n\"This food looks good. Care to join us?\" ",
"Unwashed messy hair 》 Blazer. Classic Keanu",
"I would probably just start sobbing immediately ",
"Ouch. Yeah, waiting for the appointment is probably your best bet then. ",
"Once you get married, you won't have that problem. Trust me, you'll be fine to share the same bed. Every night. Lol \nSource: Been married 8 years now. ",
"That's such a great story! Tom sounds like an awesome dude, and maybe more importantly, so do you! Thanks for sharing",
"Celebrities can be kinda funny...they get mad when they get a bunch of attention, but at the same time, if they walk into a place and no one seems to give a shit or bat an eye, they get upset about that too. ",
"Every time Keanu Reeves does something good he looks more like Jesus Christ",
"If he's not killing people with pencils, he's killing them with kindness.I love this man! One min eating a sandwich at a bus stop, the next giving his seat up on a train, now helping the common people instead of looking down on them at the airport and he is stupid rich. Best way to describe him is the exact opposite of logan paul",
"Also Little League Coach of the Year back in 2001.",
"Thank you for the laughs lol",
"I met Keanu Reeves in 1996 in Memphis, Tennessee. I walkin' down the street minding my own business, just walking on. Feelin' good. I walk around the corner, a man walk up, hit me in my chest, right. I fall on the ground, right. And I look up and it's Keanu Reeves. I said 'Mr. Reeves?' and he said 'Ooops, I thought you were somebody else.'",
"Here's a question: what can I, a random person in Kentucky, do to make Keanu Reeves' life easier? Because he deserves it. ",
"awww, its monkey loves you/monkey needs a hug kind of thing.",
"My name is 'NEO'!",
"I remember this slogan being on Hot Topic shirts in the 90s.",
"They superimposed me, man.",
"Hey, I liked it!",
"I would imagine the whole posing for pictures and everyone approaching him for shit would get old for a guy like him. Maybe he's such a nice guy that he genuinely doesn't care, but if I were him I would love for people to not even mention they recognized me and talk to me like I am a normal person. ",
"I have it too my friend, and yeah, first.",
"Here in my Hollywood hills account",
"Msg me your venmo..I have an balance from DDing my degenerate friends on thanksgiving eve",
"Just because strippers have to run for the fried chicken n hot sauce",
"When I do a good deed , I too ask if they want to take a selfie . \n\nPics or it didn't happen ya know . ",
"Or maybe she isn't hot?",
"Fookin laysuh soights",
"Your gonna ask him for a picture after he pays for your bags? ",
"No offense but isn’t that excess baggage fee like $35 a bag? Not cheap but...how much extra baggage did they have? ",
"I also declare him a saint. \n \nThat makes two of us, maybe other people will declare him a saint. \n \nThat is all it takes, we just need enough people to say it is so and then it can be so. ",
"Well I lived in Colorado for a while and didn't run into any there. Actually tbh I didn't really run into many Christians out there at all. Now I'm in NY though, so no holier than though Christians. Just the normal dick without the religion side of things.",
"Didn't he donate part of his paycheck for The Matrix toward the movie's budget or something like that? ",
"Damnit, you are a genius! :DDD",
"Can we give him some type of people’s choice award? Seriously, all we ever see about this guy are stories of him being no pun intended “Excellent” to others. He is on my persons I would love to meet list.",
"Did it ever go under 50mph?",
"Good guy Keanu",
"This isn't a Lifetime movie staring Jennifer Love Hewitt who's down on love until she moves to a small town and meets Charmy McDreampants who, despite her stubbornness, shows her not all days have to be frowns!",
"Canadian..?\n",
"He mentioned that he’s not sad at all in that meme. He’s just in deep thought just as any normal would be if they were eating alone at a bench. ",
"You're right. I didn't have that in my notes because I don't plan on traveling with checked baggage. Even if I did....it'd be a single bag....because I'm a guy and I'll wear things twice. So an extra $50 isn't the end of the world.\n\nAs it stands right now....my flight on Southwest for the end of June is $525. It's actually well over $100 more than I saw just a few weeks ago and $75 more than I paid for \"the same\" flight last year at the end of March. I can get cheaper flights, but the times aren't that great or they fly through an airport I don't want to fly through. I have my reasons for flying through ATL...and I have other reasons for saying nothing less than 2-hour layover in ATL. \n\nMain Cabin on Delta is right now looking like $475 for the round trip. If I do want to take a single checked bag, we're looking at something like $525 for the entire thing. It's the same damn price as Southwest unless I want to take a second checked bag. But seriously..I'm a guy..I only need to take enough clothes for about 12 days of a 2-week trip. If I can't fit that in to a single checked bag and a carryon...then I need to re-evaluate my packing. \n\nIf I try to do this all out of carryon like I did last year (which worked since I spent one very hungover morning doing a load of laundry)...then Delta is coming out cheaper. I can even do Delta a bit cheaper *if* I just take the basic economy and don't care where I sit. \n\nBoth Southwest and Delta give you overhead bin space on all levels of service, Comfort+ and First Class give you dedicated space; First Class includes 2 bags. \n\nFrontier also charges you for everything, but for an extra $80 each way you can just go \"all-in\" on the extras. This ultimately comes out to be the cheapest option....but it means I have to fly out of IAD at 5 in the morning and fly out of Vegas at 8pm. That is a real PITA when you consider hotel checkouts are usually 10am...so I'd have to have the rental car just to have a place to store my bags. I sure as hell don't want to spend 10 hours in that damn airport. \n\nPrices jumped after the new year. I don't know if this is part of the usual flight price flux or if there's something new that all the prices are going to be jacked up from here on out. I'm watching them though because I can't make many other plans (mostly rental car) till I get the flight sorted out. \n\nI paid $478 last year for my round trip on Southwest before early bird checkin...which I think is an extra $15 each way. \n\nI'm still really tempted to just pay the $900 and go all out on a First Class flight with Delta.",
"That’s because it isn’t a true story",
"I laughed so much at this",
"whoa",
"Question is: who posted the picture?",
"I used to be a fan of Keanu, now I live in Antarctica.",
"Kind gesture, although I'm not sure rewarding stupidity is a good idea. Seriously, who overpacks and then doesn't have the money for their bags? Ya big dummies.",
"Good guy.",
"I can't love Keanu more. Oh, yes, i can. ",
"I met Aaron Taylor-Johnson (Kickass) in an airport lounge one time. He was chilling in the game area with his hood up, I guess being incognito...\n\nI basically played along, pretending like he was just a normal dude, and asked if he wanted to play some pool. He did (and kicked me ass..\n Lol), we talked about normal shit, played some retro arcade games, and basically hung out like normal guys for like an hour. It was Cool, and I feel like he appreciated it.\n\nAfter, I shook his hand, wished him luck for Kickass 2, and went on my way. It was a good time.",
"Keanu Reeves does not smile.",
"Turn it around. Would you do it? Give 35 to strangers who are to lazy to weigh their luggage. I wouldn't ",
"If I'm ever in a position like his I want to be like that. Just being able to help people for whom money is a problem because I have more than I need.",
"I almost had a heart attack. ",
"That was extremely nice of him, BUT.........the couple should have known there were excess baggage fees. When they buy their tickets, it is super obvious they will be charged. These people probably thought they would go to the airport and try getting through the check-in without the agent charging them. When they got charged, they probably made a scene big enough for Keanu Reeves to notice, because everyone knows as well as I do that when you're getting checked in, no one is immediately within earshot of your conversation with the agent to pick up on your lack of money for your suitcases and carry-ons.\n\nEdit: They were probably making a big scene and a lot of noise while checking in at Spirit Airlines. Keanu probably heard the commotion when he was getting checked in at the Delta or United ticket counter and then came running to the rescue.",
"So I might of ran into him back in 97. Exgirlfriend and I saw \"him\" in some high end place where he and a super hot girlfriend were shopping, well she was shopping he and I just sit around and wait. I wasn't sure because this is pre matrix and he was way weightier than I remembered. But ex swear that guy was Keanu and that girl is too hot to be some rando fat guy's girlfriend. To this day I still have my doubts.",
"Keane Reeves 2020",
"Would probably help my parents sleep tbh.",
"Have you seen John Wick? That is him smiling",
"This made me smile.\n \nI'm guessing this is a kids book or something since it's seemingly random but this is also reddit. But me and my daughter actually used to have a goodnight moon routine of our own. ",
"You should have pretended not to recognize him and had a cheerful conversation about the food or something. I’m sure he misses that kind of thing. ",
"Not confirming OP's title, but it would be very Keanu to fly in economy class. The dude takes public transport a lot.",
" Ack in college I was walking a path that ran down the side of the performance hall and out from one of the backstage door pops Ron White and his little frenchie bulldog. He's just grabbing a smoke and we're the only two people in sight - an interaction is inevitable. I just kept walking like I didn't know who he was. ",
"It is of the Lethani",
"Is keanu Bojack?",
"I concur with that statement. It's nice to have the extra room, the blankets and not being kicked/elbowed. \nWe slowly transitioned to that as the years went on. It first started with getting an additional blanket for the bed and continued from there. ",
"Keanu is the genuine GGG.",
"Maybe Matrix didn't need special effects after all?",
"Be excellent to each other!",
"He talks to his wife all the time. ",
"That's how I always treated Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis when they came to our theater. Just a smile and nod. It was cool enough that they came in when they were in town, better to not ruin it. Apparently I also helped Randy Travis one time, but I had no idea it was him.",
"In catholicism saints are like the VIPs in heaven. They were so cool in life that they get ton hang around the big man. \n\nWhen you pray to them it's like asking your friend who knows the DJ to get you backstage. It wouldn't work if your friend is not even at the concert yet. \n\nThat's why you have to be dead :)",
"Or you could just talk to them like normal people. Idk. I’d feel sad if people conspicuously ignored me. Talk to the guy about the weather or just ask him what’s up.",
"The nicest guy. He deserves all his success.",
"I'd pay for her luggage too! ",
"Nah. We all start to die the day we are born. \n\nI've seen incredibly miserable, unhappy people live very, very, very long lives (drop by any nursing home); and I've seen happy, cheerful, optimistic people croak when they're still young.\n\nNow being happy and having fun certainly improves your health, which does indeed affect your lifespan, but it's 99% genetics at the end of the day. Now, that's ignoring sheer chance, of course, because even the healthiest and happier person can still get run over by a drunk driver or stabbed by some lunatic.\n\nAnd there's your dose of cold, harsh, sad reality for the day! Free of charge! You're welcome!",
"Personally, I would be willing to pay a few extra dollars to fly on Southwest. Friendlier staff, better flights, better booking experience, ability to change a flight with no penalty are all benefits to Southwest. ",
"MAN THEY BROKE!",
"Just because you look sad doesn’t mean you are, and just because you look happy doesn’t mean you are. ",
"Mister Keanu, I have not enough money for plane, but I have for extra baggage. Help me. What a pricks:)",
"I wonder how much of this was him being a nice guy, and how much was him wanting to just check his own baggage and paying for their fee sped up the process. ",
"Holy shit dude. You just named two of my musical idols. I’m mad at you and I don’t even know you. ",
"https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/5v8grt/partizan_belgrade_goalkeeper_comforts_his/de0la6w/?st=jbxuifb3&sh=151bf195\n\nWhy did you say this about North Americans?",
"I stopped midway to make sure this wasn’t a comment by /u/shittymorph . Thought I caught him in the act for once.",
"Not necessarily, I recently booked tickets through kayak or one of those sites for American and I was givin zone 9 or some shit which apparently means you can't even bring one carry on onto the plane (every airline I've flown on in the last x years they've allowed this) I'm assuming they got the same surprise but who knows",
"Did you at least do a subtle Hans and Frans pump you up pose before you pointed and smiled?\n\nIf not...you have your next mission, comrade.",
"Yea so like first they take his money to pay for the baggage, but then they also gotta bug him with a selfie. I’m totally glad I decided not to become famous",
"I feel like Anderson Cooper is the one person I’d break the no-photos rule for, though. The man is a smokeshow.",
"The closest I got to a celebrity encounter is when me and my cousin were rushing 8 blocks to get to port authority in NYC and my cousin was dragging this huge bag and kind of panicking and I see her up ahead of me and I hear her yell \"MOVE YOUR FUCKIN JERSEY, KEVIN SMITH!\" then I jog past the area to see a confused Kevin Smith.",
"He's probably used to it by now - but reading this made me realize how awkward it was that you just called him \"Lewis\" like y'all are first name basis pals. \n\nYou know his name, what he's done for most of his career, a bit of his personal life, and exactly what he's going to be doing later that night. \n\nAll he knows about you is that you know all this about him. ",
"He wasn't the boogeyman though. He was the one you sent to kill the boogeyman. ",
"Hahaha yes, yes it was",
"Did he give you a taste too? ",
"We would totally do this if we could pull it off from a housing standpoint. Been with my fiance almost 6 years now, lived together from month1. If we had 2 bedrooms, we'd be doing this lol. \n\nWe also work together and have two 60-80lb dogs (and no yard)... I will have to float this by her. Same sort of situation with her going to sleep a lot earlier and me gaming and such (after she goes to bed is when I bust out the FPS and PC games.. we xbox1 / VR together heh) but i just about always tuck her in and chill with her until she falls asleep, especially if shes had a rough day. \n\nI don't think there would be any issue of intimacy with 2 beds. If you're intimate in general, its gonna happen whether you get REM sleep together or not...",
"Guys, cmon. Leave the poor guy alone.",
"I'm fucking honored, truly ",
"Can confirm, my model friends get avoided a lot by the decent people trying to be nice, which mostly leaves them bothered by people who say hello by sending you a dick pic or grabby creepos who can't take rejection. Talk to women like they are people, people. And be respectful if they say no. ",
"> A lot of people say that this is how Jesus contrasts with many modern Christians.\n\nAs a modern Christian, I very much hope so. If He turns out Not to be a pretty major contrast with me andpretty much all other modern Christians, I am going to be very disappointed.\n\nAlthough I would not attempt to present Sinfest as reliable theology, I've always rather liked [this.](http://www.sinfest.net/view.php?date=2007-11-18)",
"Agreed, it is wrong. ",
"That’s homophobic. ",
"Haha. Noone. But you're a nice person. ",
"Especially at an airport. We all hate this place anyway. ",
"It was literally an NYT article. ",
"I don't know that he does. He seems like kind of a loner by choice. But perhaps you're right ",
"Back in 1996 Juliette Lewis threw a fit at a Sears in Clearwater Florida because they didn't have shoes her size. She was beautiful while angry...the poor guy that was escorting her around looked to be pretty embarrassed. I guess it was Ms. Lewis's way of saying, \"Yeah, I'm a celebrity, if I'm this pissed off for lack of shoes, imagine how I am when asked for my autograph.\"\n\n*Note: Clearwater Florida is home base of the Scientologists, of which (at least at the time) she was part of. I think she also has a sister that lives down here. [Scientologists have taken over Clearwater, FL](http://www.fsunews.com/story/life/2017/03/19/history-scientology-clearwater-florida/99381438/) confirmed. Sounds like an alien invasion of unshodden entitled brats.\n\nETA: I didn't know she was that much of a badass, emancipated at the age of 14, living on her own in LA at 18. Props. [article](https://www.interviewmagazine.com/culture/new-again-juliette-lewis)",
"I've always had the position that Keanu is the best celebrity in the world. He seems like such a nice guy.",
"My wife and I are huge Carolina Panthers fans. We went to the NYE game against the Falcons in Atlanta and saw a bunch of the Panthers players eating dinner the night before the game. The hostess was seating us and we walked right past their table. My wife waved and I gave them the head nod. It was super cool just to see them and I felt good about not bothering them or bringing attention to them.",
"how do you even know about that sub anon?",
"Ayy this happened to me last month and I want to die about it",
"*unto",
"Oh yes I suppose that's a more logical way to look at it.",
"That dude is just the tops man. What a cool guy. Never heard anything bad about him ",
"He is in a domestic first class cabin in the picture. ",
"I saw him last year in my hometown. It was my buddy's wedding so the wedding party all met in the lobby of one of the nicer, more historic hotels downtown to regroup after photos and wait for the bus to take us all to the ceremony.\n\nI was half-buzzed from the whiskey flask I had been toting around in my jacket pocket and walked over to the small hotel lobby bar to get a quick gin drink. I looked to my left and saw a disheveled dude with a not-so-neat beard patiently waiting his turn to order a coffee and said to him, fully joking but quietly, \"are you Keanu Reeves?\" He replied, as though he couldn't believe it himself and sort of under his breath \"heh, yeah\" and quickly looked down at the bar. It wasn't until two squealing bridesmaids came sneaking up behind me asking for a picture that I realized, oh shit you really are Keanu Reeves!\n\nI very quietly whispered to ask for a picture and he obliged. I told him how big of a fan I was and went on my merry way to the wedding. We invited him but he never showed. :-(",
"I've done that! I saw him once eating a salad in the Philidelphia airport.\n\nI just nudged my parents and said: \"hey, that's Keanu Reeves\" and then walked off.",
"I'm glad you were considerate enough to leave him be. I, on the other hand, would have made a remark about the appetizers or something similarly lame. That way I could have the gratification of knowing I talked with Keanu but its a loophole because we hadn't exchanged names and the conversation was short and mundane. ",
"Crews vs Reeves- \n\nmost badass?",
"Would you atleast ask?? Randomly hugging a celeb seems like a bad idea plus it's kindoff a asshole move.",
"How does one happen to \"guess\" that Goodnight Moon is a children's book?",
"*The White Lotus welcomes you, Mr Reeves.*",
"My childhood neighbor played Bingo every Wednesday and Saturday, and he was still and asshole.",
"How can you tell? ",
"This dude does so much humble shit next top post will be him donating a lung to a woman who wrote him fanmail 10 years ago ",
"Way south Canada. I'm in Michigan",
"Maybe he just took a long time to smile, like the sloth in Zootopia",
"When Keanu eventually moves to whatever immortal island all the rest of them live on, they should make him a comic book character of some kind. Give him every power and ability from every movie he had been in. Cartoon Keanu in action!",
"Did you just assume!?!?",
"I worked at an aircraft refueling station and we'd have celebrities come in quite a bit. Ron White would come in quite a bit since he grew up around here, he always enjoyed when people recognized him. He'd tip really well too, like $100 split between the two or three guys who'd service his plane. Rodney Carrington would stop in and hang out with us fuelers and shoot the shit. That was a neat job. ",
"can we start making “keanu picture of the day” a thing for the front page",
"Huh, I’ve always been curious about this. I’m not married, just dating an amazing girl I love sleeping with",
"“Keanu Reeves literally all smiles after paying excess baggage fees”",
"\"He is the one\"",
"Such a fucking boss man",
"Beat me to it. Would have been worth the down votes you got. ",
"Keanu is immortal.",
"Guy is just a stud. Super nice, became a decent actor, very humble. Great example to us all. KEANU FOR PRESIDENT! ",
"Selfish idiots. The amount of people at understaffed airports holding up long queues of people since they don’t weigh their bags before going on a plane. \n\nAs adults they are irresponsible. \n\nThis is a really bad example to promote.\n\n\n",
"I literally bumped in to Sandra Bullock in LA. I walked around a corner and we both walked in to each other. It was only a few seconds later that I realised who she was, so my whole encounter was me apologising profusely for not seeing her. So either she thought I was cool for not bothering her or she thought I was a clumsy prick. Or possibly just that I didn’t know who she was. :)",
"Sure wish my mommy and daddy still paid for all my shit",
"God bless that amputee",
"Can you think of a better way to reach the masses? \n\nMaybe memes I guess but you can't do... whoa. ",
"Spin zone - your mom is hot.",
"Husbands a cuck",
"Not a fan of his acting in some of his movies but a big fan of his actions in life.",
"Always sage advice. Disc golf, relationships, etc.I've heard it said, \"This is her bed, this is my bed, and this is where the magic happens.\"",
"I ran into James earl jones coming out of an airport lounge . I was a little startled and my instinctive action was to pause a second and lookat him wide eyed - and he did the same to me. I was like , why would james earl jones be surprised to see me at the airport?",
"Keanu Reeves is the man! One of my favorite actors who played one some of my favorite characters.",
"Can't we make an exception? Just this once? I mean, Washington wasn't born here, so...",
"Sez you. My dad is actually in his 90s.",
"Who travels and doesn't have at least $100. So these people, who look like they are doing ok...are completely broke but flying somewhere. I love Keanu but I'm not buying this story. ",
"I thought \"nice dates\" was code for something else. It wasn't until your comment that I realized what was up.",
"Keanu Reeves held me as a baby on a flight back from Spain. ",
"I'm in my 20s and still don't talk to hot chicks.",
"If you are born to American parents, though, you are an American citizen by birth, aren't you? \n\n[John McCain was born in Panama.](http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/article/2008/may/12/born-usa/) Curiously, despite the anti-Obama \"birtherism\", the circumstances of McCain's birth were never (not to any meaningful degree, anyway) used to undermine his presidential run. \n\n>The framers of the constitution didn't define \"natural born citizen.\" The phrase was added without any clarifying debate. The Supreme Court has never been asked to definitively settle the issue. And so we are left with a phrase just ambiguous enough to cause controversy",
"To be honest I never really thought about it that way, but I do believe you're right. I can only hope this trend of demystifying \"adulthood\" continues and that I get to contribute to it. ",
"I met Larry Bird when he came to eat at the restaurant I was working at and he’s been known to not be a huge fan of pictures but I was lucky enough to catch a picture with him when him and his friend were walking back to his car. I asked him if I could take a picture with him and he said “sure, you pain in my ass.” I’ve never been more honored to be called a pain in my ass in my life til Larry Bird called me it. \n\nI’ve had good luck being able to meet celebs and them being cool, the only guy that was a douche was former UFC Heavyweight Brendan Schuab. ",
"I was spending three months in New York with my distant family in 1999. They ask me for taking her two years old daughter to hairdresser. When we waiting in queue, she start to cry. I don't know what to do. Then customer who sit and was cut by hairdresser stand up, take of his t-shirt and said that she is hungry. I recognize that it was Keanu Reeves. He feed her with own breast! Keanu Reeves, you are wonderful person.",
"The 8 people in my theater made it acceptable to ugly laugh at this part.",
"He would be blasted don Fox news and right wing media....put on a \"watch list\". ",
"I've always wanted to meet Adam Sandler because we have the same birthday and because he's hilarious but I'd probably chicken out and say something awkward if anything at all. My friend once waited on him at a restaurant, she said he was a genuinely great down to earth guy ",
"Nyeesssss",
"I do this to my professors who I haven't had in a few semesters. They definitely barely remember me, if at all, whereas I have all kinda feelings about them, so it's almost like a celebrity meeting.",
"You could say that for alot of the Marvel animated films",
"Excess baggage charges are pure bullshit. I had to pay a lot of money (almost half ticket price) for +5 kilos, before having to watch the morbidly obese guy next to me successfully weigh his baggage within the allowed limit. My body easily weigh third his weight, yet I have to pay the airline for \"excessive weight\"! Fuck that! ",
"Somebody needs to r/photoshopbattles this as \"Keanu Reeves Smiling\". I'd do it, but I don't know how, and I'm on mobile, and I'm busy, and I'm lazy, and... no, actually that's all of my valid justifications.",
"He thwarted the devil twice, three times if you believe the Christian undertones of The Matrix.",
"Yeah that's true. I kind of already knew that, so I'm not sure exactly what I meant. Maybe a difference between \"living\" and \"remaining alive\"",
"I would probably just make eye contact and let him privately know i knew who he was. He’d probably appreciate that much more than making a scene. ",
"Keanu seems like he’s the most humble movie star around, I would also never want to piss him off either for the fear of him killing me in one move. ",
"How do you not have enough money for that when going on vacation? Do people not plan for things to go wrong?",
"That's a couple who were on a plane, carrying enough baggage that they had to pay excess fees. they don't come across as being terribly poor\n\ngood on keanu though\n",
"Keanu Reeves does not smile.",
"Hello Mr. Wick.",
"Maybe my eyes have gotten bad but I can't see the designer on the frames or shirt; do you know where they are from?",
"If your very wealthy,maybe in a hurry to get through a line and have a kind nature...all those traits combined...you might.",
"That’s good to know. My gf didn’t get her global entry done yet so she’s stressing she will get stuck. ",
"Ryu?",
"I liked the matrix.",
"Dad told him he had to do something. \n\nHe asks and begs \"why\"\n\nEventually he does it and says, \"if this is what you want, old man. so be it\"\n\n*saves humanity*",
"Happy New Years! The Year Of The Keanu is looking pretty good!",
"Also isn't the excess baggage charge like $25? It's not like these people were poor and were 'gifted' a car and then had to pay $600 in taxes for it. That woman sure doesn't look like she can't afford $25 to me.",
"Human Heart ",
"The trick to talking to people you consider attractive is to remove any wants from the equation. Like if you are a straight guy imagine she has a dick and proceed to treat her like a regular person like you would a male stranger.",
"I wonder how he would react if you just spoke to him like any other random stanger? As if you didn't know he was a celebrity but just another human. Would he leave or would he carry on a conversation with you? I'm so curious now. ",
"Because I haven't seen the book but I read children's stories to my child and we also have our own \"where is moon\" and \"good night moon\" routines. So as I explained given the randomness of it and the fact its on reddit I assumed it was a reference to something. Given that I already have a children's story style good night moon line in my head from my daughter it wasn't that hard to work out its either a book or a tv show. Since most kids shows are books too it was what one would call \"an educated guess\"\n \nReread my first comment and I explain all that in a much shorter yet less detailed manner.",
"[You got gold for repeating a Facebook meme.](https://i.imgur.com/82C19Vy.jpg)",
"And he tried NOTHING with these women after the dates. He took them home, tucked them into bed and slept in the chair next to the bed, insuring that any would-be attackers would be killed by his own hand. ",
"Can we start a petition for Keanu to run for President in 2020?",
"Or she is just hitting on him",
"Shifty guy standing awkwardly? That may have been me..",
"Is this story real? How do you justify getting on a plane if you then don't have the money for baggage fees? I'm sure Keanu is a nice guy but this seems strange.",
"He was killed for going after the religious powers at the time, they plotted his death. We think of him as this gentle loving guy but he was killed for raising up the poor & forgotten, leading them toward rebellion(a spiritual one) & trying to overthrow government/religious hierarchies. ",
"He is a Regular Guy.that's why he is the Best ",
"Did not expect to see a Ryu meme here. Xd",
"It's very Kind of Him ",
"Yeah their area in downtown clearwater is creepy. I don't like going there but one of the better public libraries is right there.\n\n",
"r/iamverycool ",
"What’s the closest you’ve gotten?\n\nI arrived at the counter 40 minutes before takeoff for an international flight once. It wasn’t intentional as I left at noon for a 430 flight and the travel time is usually 60 min. Needless to say a massive rainstorm combined with construction on the belt parkway in Brooklyn caused a massive delay. ",
"Damn anarchyapple it’s been a while since I’ve seen you ",
"You mean the visible proof that TSA is just security theater?",
"Keanu is an awesome guy, but you can tell that the very rational part of his mind is saying \"why are you taking so much baggage if you don't have the money to pay for the space it needs?..\"\n\nKeanu for President 2024!",
">Multiple life tragedies?\n\nHow bout good fucking human?",
"It's going to depend on who is cheaper when I finally say \"I can't put this off and need to get the rest of the trip planned.\"\n\nThe flights definitely affect the rental car..I need to know what time I'm landing so I know what time to reserve. I need to know what time my flight leaves so I know what time I can return it and hitch a ride to the airport. It also affects hotels. If my flight leaves at say 6 or 7am like it did last year....then I can actually shorten the hotel stay since, based on last year, I didn't even sleep and got back to my room in time to pack up and leave at 4am. My friend got more use out of my hotel room than I did...it was largely a place to sleep, and I didn't even do much of that. Of course, that depends on how long I keep the rental car. I keep it the entire length and I can do that; I decide I don't need it since I have an early flight and I'm paying for that night-before.\n\nI plan. I over plan. I make five or six different plans based on changing variables and see how they pan out. I had no clue what I was doing last year at all..I'd never been on a plane..or rented a car..or even been off the east coast. It seems like now that I've done it...there are additional things I have to think about because I know for sure how things will work.\n\nIf I wait too long to do any of this..I'll wind up paying a lot more.",
"Why was that a peeve? Baba Yaga is what Russians scare their children with if they don't behave, just like the boogeyman is for American kids. Translating is not transcription. Translating is concerned with conveying meaning; and \"boogeyman\" is the correct translation in that context. That was actually one of my favorite parts of the movie...the fact that they translated that correctly, and didn't dumb it down for the audience. ",
"RIP Akbar",
"Same here. When I saw the video lasted 15 minutes I was ready to stop it. Glad I didn't do it!",
"If you're looking for real advice then I suggest find a therapist and tell them that you're looking to start a relationship.\n\nAfter 54 years you've probably built up a few things that you won't even realise are issues until you talk to someone professional. I've had wonderful success with one I saw.\n\nYou mentioned being on govt assistance so you probably can't afford that though. In that case you might concentrate on finding some part time work.",
"I'm assuming they can actually pay for it, but did not want to as it was unexpected and are not well off, so they bitched about it to the attendant until he paid it for them. ",
"Yeah, there's a weird undeserved fan cult around him (nobody deserves that IMO), but that doesn't mean he's a bad actor.",
"Keanu fucking Reeves...What a beautiful man..the only mad i'd kiss",
"Does it matter if the story isn't true? Even though baggage fees may seem unfair, I highly doubt that someone who can afford plane tickets does not have $50 for fees. Sure, maybe they don't want to afford it, but I'm sure they can.",
"He's just a genuinely good guy. It's a shame that he has had several rough patches during his life. ",
"I'm not trying to be an asshole, but that couple didn't have a credit card, debit card, or cash on them? Keanuu did a nice thing but that couple accepted charity when they just being cheap. I hate free loaders. ",
"The first half of that sentence scared the ever living shit out of me... Really glad that it didn't end the way I thought it was going to. ",
"I mean, it definitely looks like economy. Was wondering why nobody was discussing this ",
"good advice this, also why people think more people are into them when they get a partner. Tricky part is noticing when they're into you though",
"https://i.imgur.com/j1Ml85C.jpg",
"Would Balut count as a hot chick?",
"Shit so when I take an economy flight somewhere my broke ass might end up in seat J5 next to Keanu? ",
"He was in a couple episodes, but it was a very limited term thing they had to work to get approved.",
"My idea is if I saw Keanu, I would go pay him on the shoulder, give him a thankful nod and nothing else. Just let him know he’s doing good. And not draw attention to him. ",
"Someone should send him some tiny cupcakes. ",
"Damn, he was so good in Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol. One of my favorite villains ever.",
"Stressful? What part? Waiting in a line? Showing a person your ticket? Putting your things in a bin and moving forward 20 feet to retrieve said items from bin? Waiting in a chair for an hour? Sitting down and putting on a seatbelt? \n\nJust curious.",
"UNCLEAN! UNCLEAN!",
"Ever hear of copy and paste cunt?",
"Years ago I went to Ben and Jerry's in Malibu with my dad after riding bikes. We see Adam Sandler come in there with a couple of women (sister? wife?). My dad goes over to him and says he wasn't a fan until he realized that he was a huge Jets fan. They had a long conversation about the Jets, and growing up on the East Coast. I seriously thought they were going to exchange numbers lol. Anyway nice guy. ",
"Keanu Reeves looks.. Drained. The kind of tired you get from always helping.",
"Are you a poor asshole today or something?",
"Wrong. Same bedroom, separate homes. ",
"Is this recent? Because a few days ago he had John Wick hair ",
"Get this to THE TOP!!!",
"1 millionaire and two completely brokes",
"ProsecutABLE, but rarely prosecuted when it comes to false rape accusations. The reasoning is that real rape victims will be hesitant to come forward. Here’s the thing: conviction should require evidence. Evidence to convict on rape, and evidence to convict on false accusations. This means that just because you accuse someone of rape and they are not convicted, you are not suddenly guilty of a false accusation. Unless there is evidence to prove you falsely accused someone (example: texts to friends indicating intent to punish the accused with false rape claim, etc.), the case should remain a closed case.",
"Who the fuck flies and doesn’t have enough money for baggage. Or check before hand",
"That kid is a class act all the way. ",
"I always like it when people try it on my username but they’re usually nice jokes for me.",
"Yeah I remember seeing weeman with his girlfriend at this Korean barbeque place i go to by my house. I remember they were waiting for there table and everyone behind them were freaking out saying \"oh shit that's weeman\". Ultimately no one went up to him to get a picture which was nice. Me and my girlfriend got a seat as well as them but of course 15 minutes into there meal some asshole goes up to him and asks \"hey are you weeman\", he of course replies Yes, the man replies \"oh man so cool to meet you and just walks away\". Literally 2 minutes later weeman asks for his check and they bounce, poor dude can't even enjoy a meal with his girl.\n\nSorry for the long winded response ",
"Whoa you escalated that out of nowhere. And I was on your side about not bothering people",
"tbf dating seriously in your 20's is harder without the experience of dating in your teens",
"I work in animal medicine in the Los Angeles area, and we tend to have quite a few celebrities come in. I usually don’t recognize them until I’ve already treated them like a normal human being, so I just keep that going, and they tend to really appreciate it. They’re just normal people trying to get their dog’s ears checked at the end of the day ✨",
"Then why were they flying?",
"He is not an American citizen because his father—though an American citizen—had not lived in the US long enough as an adult for his children to get citizenship.\n\nPeople born to one US citizen before 1987 could only claim citizenship if the US parent had spent 5 years in the USA as an adult before the child's birth. Keanu's parents met in Beirut when his American father was only 19, so he didn't meet that requirement.\n\nIf he were born after 1987, Keanu would be a US citizen.",
"He’s so attractive ",
"He’s also the king of nice guys. He gave his entire salary for the 2nd Matrix to the crew. Making many of very well off overnight.",
"It's much better out of the US, especially on OneWorld and SkyTeam airlines in Europe and Asia. \n\nBest lounges in the US are run by AMEX but most of the \"nice\" ones run by US airlines are chintzy in comparison. \n\nMy parents flew business class last year on United to spend Christmas with my husband and I in the UK. She told me later how much nicer the United lounge was at Heathrow compared to Newark, which is one of their main hubs. \n\nIt's a whole other world abroad, usually makes travel so much more comfortable and pleasant. ",
"He cut his hair!?",
"Once I saw Paul Rudd with a smokin' hot date at a jazz club. He was sitting at a table across the wall and my seat at my table was facing him. When I recognized him I sat upright quickly and stared a bit. I could hardly believe it was him, but it definitely was. He saw me notice him, he looked me in the eyes and gave this subtle, but very serious headshake. I nodded back also very subtle and he smiled slightly. I felt like I was in the know and it was waaay better than if I had fan girled out. That man is a smooth operator.",
"I recently watched a documentary on sexsomnia, where the sexsomniac would try to engage in sexual acts with their partner while asleep. I simply commented why they couldn't just sleep in separate beds. People responded to me with the \"where's the intimacy in that?\" comments and even \"their marriage is already going through enough\" even though their marriage was going through enough mainly because they still slept in the same bed.\n\nI can understand sleeping in different beds is what a lot of people's parents were doing before they got divorced, but they should understand how naïve it is to think that sleeping in separate beds is going to cause that.",
"I kinda wonder if he is a high functioning depressive. I really hope not.",
"I feel like it's less \"ignoring\" and more \"giving them space\", though. Just because they're a celebrity doesn't mean you are required to engage with them, regardless how you do it (talking to him like he's a normal guy, fangirling over him, or whatever). \n\nIf there is a specific reason to engage with them aside from very selfish reasons, then I think it's a different story. \n\nI'm a normal person, not a celebrity, but if someone came up to me all the time and started chatting about the weather, I'd get annoyed. I like my space! ",
"my husband",
"Is 2018 the year of the Keanu?",
"This guy, this guy can't be explained. He has his own world, he lives in it everyday. He never posts anything on social media to find attention. He lives like a normal in NYC. Takes subway everyday. He is not an actor, his life is a movie where he is not acting at all. \n.\nHe lost his family, friends, but stood still. Imagine being a person like him, you won't be able to cope up like him. That's why he is the One. He is John. He is Ronin.",
"I finally believe that Keanu is our generations Jesus",
"I don't even care about him being rich and famous. He's an awesome person who cares about people. He'd be a great guy to hang out with.",
"I smoked way too much before reading this, my mind is blown rn",
"There are a lot of things we individually experience like that but can never explain and think we only experience it ourselves but in fact most humans experience the same things. ",
"It's the single italicized \"*I*.\" Symbolizes Keanu.",
"I'd take normal dicks over these weird holier than thou Christians who are completely nice to your face but stab you in the back or gossip to the entire town about anything and everything in order for their lives to have any sort of meaning.",
"Once I saw Paul Rudd with a smokin' hot date at a jazz club. He was sitting at a table across the wall and my seat at my table was facing him. When I recognized him I sat upright quickly and stared a bit. I could hardly believe it was him, but it definitely was. He saw me notice him, he looked me in the eyes and gave this subtle, but very serious headshake. I nodded back also very subtle and he smiled slightly. I felt like I was in the know and it was waaay better than if I had fan girled out. That man is a smooth operator.",
"The bane of being famous, naive people seek fame, it's probably one of the worst things that can happen. You lose your privacy. I don't know about others, but silence and privacy are valued highly in my world.\nProps for leaving him alone, I do the same. They're just people with different jobs, whose jobs by proxy, expose their image to others. ",
"The bane of being famous, naive people seek fame, it's probably one of the worst things that can happen. You lose your privacy. I don't know about others, but silence and privacy are valued highly in my world.\nProps for leaving him alone, I do the same. They're just people with different jobs, whose jobs by proxy, expose their image to others. ",
"Plot twist: he’s his own dad. ",
"Shitty, you're back! I was just thinking I hadn't seen a painting in so long, great to see you again!",
"I thought Tilda blew that role out of the water. ",
"I like to think of Jesus as an Ice Dancer, dressed in an all-white jumpsuit, and doing an interpretive dance of my life",
"Spend 100$ they got on alkohol in duty free shop on airport on alcohol and cigarettes.",
"Now this is funny....\n\n\nInternal monolog as he's at the food stand.... \n\nHmm a lot of choices... This looks good..... That looks tasty.... Fuck, I've been in here 5 minutes staring at this table and not one person has approached me for an autograph.... \n\nAm I losing relevance......? Sigh..... ",
"Haha. I live in south Manchester they're always knocking about in some form (Gallagher's less so these days). Blanked Shaun Ryder by accident too, but I don't think he noticed :)",
"Supposedly he's like the most generous person in Hollywood",
"In high school I was friends with Harrison Ford's son. We were at boarding school. Mr Ford came for parents weekend. I had breakfast with him, and my family had lunch with him. Never bringing up his acting. It was painful for me (and my parents). At the end of the weekend we were saying our goodbyes and I saw him walking thru the courtyard, everyone stopping and staring at him as he walked by. He had his eyes lowered and was clearly uncomfortable. He saw my family and headed over. He said \"I really appreciate you ClownBabies treating me like any other father. I hope to see you soon.\"\n\nMy dad was so excited and really thought he was going to be friends with Harrison Ford. A few weeks later his kid got ~~kicked out~~*asked to leave* and we never heard from them again.",
"A boatload of money?",
"I love how he's in the sequel too",
"Smiling???",
"Three cheers for u/iRepth! They taught us to be a little more human!",
"This is what people don't understand. \n\nThey think \"What a jackass. Wouldn't even spend 5 minutes to take a picture with me.\"\n\nProblem is that as soon as they do that, it draws a ton of attention to them and usually causes a dozen other people to want the same thing -- not to mention it blows their cover. At that point, their day out is basically ruined. ",
"I work at an airport. People lie and swear up and down to get away from paying $99. They would rather fight and argue and cry rather than have some dignity and either throw away their extra stuff or pay for it. ",
"I see Larry David once at a CPK in Marina Del Rey.\n\nI never watched his show, so I didn't care.",
"This whole thread has suffered a stroke. ",
"https://youtu.be/zosLVVr0hi4\n\nKeanu wants you to know he isn't sad. ",
"He is one of the few celebrities I genuinely like. I feel like he always has sad eyes though. I just wanna give him a hug.",
"I was thinking along those lines too. Just ask if he wants to grab a plate and hang out/eat with you guys as bros.",
"Uhhhhhhhhhhh this is why when you do those trips you fucking **MAIL** shit back home instead of bringing it on the plane, like a not-retarded person would do.",
"That's silly. I stand because I'm sick of sitting. I get my stuff down, jacket on, and hand others their stuff if they can't yet reach it. I don't block anyone in, don't ever cut anyone off, and I'm ready and gone the instant it's my row's turn.",
"Story time: back from SZ to Moscow via Hong Kong airport, Aeroflot check-in counters located immediately after SZ ferry arrival (also as many others). I have 2 pieces of baggage, 1 of them requires extra payment to check-in, but the airline only accepts cash USD (not HKD, not RMB, not RUB, no CC). Options are - losing around 1.5 hours getting from the ferry check-in area into normal check-in area and grabbing some HKD from ATM, meanwhile exchanging it into USD, or begging incoming strangers heading same destination for cash. Some pair with a kid happened to have $60 or something in cash which I requried, ended up transferring neccessary amount directly from my RUB Visa to their RUB Visa card. Unfortunately Keanu was not there",
">And there's our plot for the next Nicolas Cage movie\n\nI'm gonna steal Keanu Reeves",
"Ahh, okay! I gotcha. I didn't realize that \"goodnight moon\" is kind of a common concept other than the fact that it's an actual children's book, so I was like, wow, that's a pretty good guess to connect the two phrases together, considering you had no preconceived notion of it already being a children's book. Your explanation makes sense and I didn't mean to come off sounding dickish, there!",
"And he knows each pic he takes with someone will end up on reddit",
"The legends",
"No 'maybe' about it!",
"Username checks out.",
"Legend.",
"The whole process. Where is the line? Is this the right plane? Is this the right place to leave my luggages? Are they gonna be on the right plane? Are we supposed to wait so long? Its mostly the fear of the unknown and lack of control. I don't know. I chose to leave the city for a reason. ",
"When Keanu isn't double tapping, he is double bagging.",
"This story makes me feel good about humanity. Why can't we all just be like Saint Keanu?",
"In other news, there are seemingly attractive, modern people who don't have $100 in credit card available credit?",
"wow, thank you. Yeah, my wife and I have an amazing relationship and co-sleeping is not an option (my snoring, her cat, etc. etc.) I'm not advocating it for everybody but, for us, it's just natural. \n\n",
"No problem sorry if I seemed somewhat hostile too.",
"No, that would translate to, \"That's's what she said.\"",
"Right? I mean... what happens when they get to their destination if between the two of them they don't have $25 for a baggage fee?\n\nIs Freddie Prinze Jr. picking them up at the airport or something?",
"It's simple, like playing Face Hunter.",
"It's a German word, so you're good. ",
"> yours said 49.1 and theirs says 50.2 you are usually as fucked as if it said 60.\n\nSo take out a jacket and wear it.\n\nOr don't bring 50 pounds of shit to begin with.",
"It's okay bud! Have a good one :)",
"He could just have *sad face*. I have resting bitch face, plenty of people have resting bitch face or sad face. Maybe it's just his face ",
"[Jesus was way cool.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSfa56tjBQo)",
"I met Jimmy Page. Well, he stood next to me at a free gig. \n\nMe and my mate spent the whole gig assuring each other it was him. \n\nAt the end, I asked if I could salute him as I wasn't worthy to shake his hand. \n\nSo fucking cringy. He obliged and shook our hands. \n\nI felt bad for bothering him. \n\nOn the other hand, I touched Jimmy Page. ",
"Ahah its ok. People are used to it by now. Games of thrones helped too. People understand how strong is our bond. ",
"For a second I thought you were talking about Peter Stormare and I got real sad.",
"and you do you, it's not for everybody. i also love sleeping with my wife but it isn't possible sometimes (my snoring, insomnia, restless legs, her cat) so we enjoy our separate bedrooms. Also, I have a really cool space I can retreat to when the need arises. ",
"A couple years ago I was in a line at a car rental place at Logan with maybe 50 other people. The latest be wasn’t moving. Also in the line was J Goldbluhm. One person did chat with him for a sec and ask for a pic which he graciously posed for. Otherwise for half an hour or so no one else bugged him. I was kinda surprised. He really stands out too because he was the tallest person in a sepentine line in a room lit like a department store. Eventually he got the celebrity treatment when a Hertz employee came and grabbed him and pulled him out of line. ",
"there is great comic with Jesus returning\n\n[little taste of comic](http://i.imgur.com/u0VY1lb.jpg)\n\n[the whole comic \"Jesus Christ: In the Name of the Gun\"](http://jesuschriststory.com)\n",
"If these were excess baggage charges, why the fuck is the photo taken *on the plane,* OP, you stupid fucking liar.\n\nThis shit should be ban-worthy.",
"Keanu Reeves smiling in this picture after he paid for excess baggage charges for a couple who did not have enough money. NICE PICTURE FOR THIS TITLE..........",
"I am nowhere near 30... how dare you! ",
"\"wrong\"\n\ncare to explain what you mean? ",
"Lower middle class broke ex-student! ",
"The male on the right looks like Jian Ghomeshi - disgraced CBC host. ",
"Seriously, they don't make you pay excess baggage charges *at the gate*. ",
"no, wrong answer, then you just imposed your company. The only thing to do is make small talk about the food ",
"I know that feel. ",
"Wow... do you guys have kids?",
"Just remember Justin Beiber is too.",
"But he really only ever plays Tom Hanks. (Which is fine, by the way.)",
"Emote.",
"Someone call peralta, amy is seeing another guy.",
"I like Jim Jeffries version....as far as we know the devil hasn't put out a book. We are only getting 1 side of the story and imo the devil is being a bigger man by not shit talking god. \nhttps://youtu.be/vgk7MXWQOAM\n",
"No, he’s only the *son* of Satan (scenery-chewing Al Pacino), according to this documentary I saw called “The Devil’s Advocate.”",
"I'm 23 too but I'm sure as fuck not a grown up. ",
"Sorry for being so cynical but all I can think is if you can afford to travel how do you not have an extra hundred bucks or something in your bank or credit line? I mean. A meal in a hotel after flying is going to cost you a hundred bucks at least. When you land. Car ride, rental car, ect? ",
"Working at a bookstore in a wealthy area of LA, that was my general rule of thumb and I think it always worked out well, though I’d actually never use their name. I would just talk to them like I would any customer, but luckily I’m a social person and so I’ve made small talk, even some long conversations at times with some of my favorite people in Hollywood, just without making the conversation entirely about who they are. I like to think I could tell sometimes they found it refreshing.\n\nThough for a backfire story, I worked at a bookstore in LA and Eric Idle from Monty Python came in. I was sent on my break and already I had 3 or 4 people stop me on the way out to lunch and so I was running late. By the time Eric stopped me, I just said quickly “Sorry, I’m on my break!” Then we both made an awkward pause of eye contact because I suddenly recognized him and he noticed and we both stood there for a fraction of a second probably thinking the same thing, if his celebrity was going to change this moment... but it didn’t. I just pointed him in the direction of the info desk. After my break when he was still in the store and came to my register and I gave him a quick sorry about that, and as he left I said thanks Mr. Idle! And he actually seemed a bit happy-surprised by it.",
"> tongue\n\nDo note, that he said *tongue* and not *tongue*. Also, note how he did not use *tongues*.",
"I get ya! Yeah, i guess at times it can't be avoided but we try to live by the mantra \"never leave the house or go to bed angry\". I lost my dad unexpectedly and since then have tried to make sure everybody I love knows that they're loved. you know, if the worst were to occur. \n",
"Oh wow! Your whole life is going to change when you get a yard and a doggie door 🙂 is there potentially a lower cost of living neighborhood you can move to? I’m not trying to pry, so you can just shush me. But I used to be so so so poor, and it took some years of good financial management and painful saving to get somewhere new. Also a better job. \n\nTotally agreed that you can be frequently intimate without kicking each other at night! It also makes vacations really fun for us because it’s a novelty to wake up together instead of the same old same old.\n\nYou sound so supportive and awesome - just wanted to let you know that!!",
"He's such a genuine and generous guy.",
"He’s always been the man. 44 y/o always loved",
"May not be hot.",
"*If* the story is true, which it probably isn't, likely what happened is they brought tons of shit and then began fighting with the gate agent and Keanu just paid it to get them to shut the fuck up.",
"You almost ruined my week. ",
"I kinda hope for an opportunity to mention a lesser known work to a celebrity. I think it’s the way to go. If I ever see Greta Gerwig at Trader Joe’s I’m gonna tell her how much I loved Baghead. ",
"This is very true! I see celebrities pretty often and I just talk to them about normal things if we’re somewhere like the nail salon, bar, grocery store, etc. then I might mention I really enjoy their work but I don’t focus on it and i move back to regular conversation or just leave them alone, depending on their vibe. They’re usually appreciative and nice. Then at the end, if it feels ok, I ask for a selfie but very rarely. They are just normal people (for the most part) who happen to be famous. ",
"With the good comes the bad, like being sad and not enjoying sandwiches anymore.",
"Smiling?",
"I was thinking of turning our routines into children's books but now I just learned some asshole has copyrighted goodnight moon. Something I've been saying to the moon my whole life. It's like someone copyrighting \"got your nose\" you can say it but putting it in print is dangerous.\n \nAnyway happy new year enjoy.",
"The answer to everything except the last one is *\"pack less fucking shit\"*.\n",
"Ours was a band-aid rip. I noticed my wife looking tired and she confessed that she hadn't slept well in awhile due to my snoring/ taking up space.\n\nwe had an extra room, tried it, and now we're one year later and happier than ever. \n\n",
"That's some sound financial management right there boss.",
"That’s such a great point. Bad marriages lead to separate bedrooms, not the other way around. I love that!",
"Yep. Chances are those girls probably jumped onto one of their social feeds (IG, FB, Twitter, etc.) and blasted they met him. He may have left figuring soon there will be more coming now that people know where he's at.\n\nThe world is so connected now, which is a positive, but for celebs, that means it's even more difficult now than in the past (pre-internet perhaps) to enjoy some peace and quiet and just sit down to eat some good grub without disturbance.",
"No, that's Cage",
"Met a celebrity and his wife at the top of the Empire State Building in New York. no one had a clue who he was and we were getting in the line to take the elevators back down and he was standing behind me. I very quietly just leaned my head back and said big fan could I possibly have you sign my ticket he casually nodded my pin didn't work his wife pulls one out of her purse he signs it for me and we get in the elevator. As it gets to the bottom and was just as we were leaving he and his wife were going one way I was going the other but he kind of whispered over to me with a nod thanks. bunch of people saw me talking to him and him signing it and they came up to me just as he was leaving the building and be like who was that, was that guy famous and I just said no he was just giving me directions somewhere I didn't want him like chasing him down and stuff like that",
"He's a Buddhist, which explains a lot. ",
"I said \"awww\" out loud at \"treating me like any other father.\"",
"I mean, I hear what you’re saying, but I think you’re underestimating how much small talk regular people will make on a daily basis. Humans are social creatures and we often do it without thinking or noticing. If I saw somebody standing alone at a buffet next to me, I’d definitely at least greet them or something. I wouldn’t accost the guy, I’m just saying that it’s best to act normal and not let the pendulum swing too far in the other direction.",
"Kind of a Loner who pops up in convenient photo ops all over the world. I see big circle K as I do other celebrities, masters of their craft whether in front of the camera or... in front of the camera. \n ",
"Like in “Chain Reaction”?",
"i watched the matrix last night on viceland. alone. like keanu is most of the time. oo sick burn me. thanks me.",
"Well that took an unexpected turn",
"Is he getting younger again?",
"Thinking critically about why we want to do something, especially before we do it, is a skill that is worth practicing. ",
"You don't know how much shit they had? Maybe they had a backpack that was like 1 cm above hand luggage requirement and ran into an extra cautious employee.",
"God dammit I want to buy that man a drink in the worst way. Not even sit and drink with him - just send him over an expensive cocktail and a two-fingered salute before leaving him the hell alone. ",
"Return as The One, plz.",
"Someday I'll do a tell all post about my time one the road. There are so many guys that work these jobs and we see some crazy shit go down but no one really shares because 90% of the time it sounds too fantastical to be true.\n\nThe \"sex drugs and R&R\" groupie backstage shenanigans is notta compared to some of the onstage horrors I've seen. Especially the aging acts that never embraced the 2000's existing and are stuck between 1970 and 1999. Those acts are a fucking loop to be around. Just during setup or teardown you'll hear and see some wild shit.\n\nI had to leave that line of work once I saw myself feeling normal around the crazy. ",
"And that necessitates packing >70 pounds of shit? \n\nQuit trying to put this stupid fucking spin on it. There's almost certainly far less than a 1% chance that there was some innocent excuse like that, and even then it doesn't change anything because they're still the ones who packed 100 pounds of shit in a bag and thought they could get away with it.",
"What a nice guy. So who's the douchebag airline that charged them? ",
"Don’t tell his wife that",
"I've been practicing Bill and Tedism for years. Be excellent to each other. Party on, dudes! \n\nedit: spelling",
"True that or I will ask him to go for a ride knowing that he loves motorcycle as much as I do. ",
"No, thank god. Too many good actors dying lately. \n\n\"Components. American components, Russian Components, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!\"",
"Yeah same here. When it boils down, they feel all the same things that we feel and I know I hate taking pictures with random people. Acting is his job so he gets recognized by hundreds of people.",
"Upvote this guy",
"What a rollercoaster of emotions",
"Maybe one of them told him her room number. ",
"The best part is that Keanu thinks he bought their luggage. ",
"The picture is on the plane, when do you have to pay baggage fees on the plane?",
"Not really. Take two seconds and offers the dude a respite of being harassed by people if he’s already sitting with some people.(hopefully) Imposing would be just going and sitting with the guy or asking to sit with them. Giving them the option to have company in a no pressure way then walking away is much better. He’s also an adult human male, probably wanting to be treated like a normal person, not a rare pokemon. Plus, you’ll have more people to talk about motorcycles with. Which could be good for Sad Keanu because people that own motorcycles love to talk about motorcycles.",
"He's like some kind of ronin vagabond, traveling from village to village, helping people he meets, then moving on. Every once in a while we see his exploits in films.",
"killed his dog ,stole his car, burned down his home...wait - what? ",
"Absolutely. Even if we're fighting, the last thing I say to everyone before anyone leaves the house, with few exceptions, is \"I love you!\"",
"I think what he wants us to know is that sometimes, he is sad. And sometimes, he is not sad. He's just a normal guy really. \"Sad Keanu\" was just kind of a meme quip. I don't think that he's actually depressed or whatever ",
"Actor Keanu Reeves Faces More Allegations Of Being Nice",
"That’s a smile?\n",
"Enabler",
"Maybe someone needs to pay for his thing once in a while",
"Don't drop 'em! ;)",
"YES!! even if I'm seething with rage (which, as we all know, subsides within minutes) I never leave my friends or family without saying \"I love you\". It's really funny saying that with a head full of angry. ",
"Wtf are you taking about? These people are on a plane.",
"Unlike the panda who eats. Shoots. And leaves.",
"When I was younger I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my sister got her hair done. So there I am sitting in the waiting room of a hair salon with my niece, and who walks in but Keanu Reeves. I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he read a magazine and waited, but I was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon though my niece started crying, and I'm trying to quiet her down because I didn't want to bother Keanu, but she wouldn't stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Keanu Reeves put down his magazine, picked up my niece, and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of a hair salon. Chill guy, really nice about it.",
"This story doesn't involve him breastfeeding, so Im a bit disappointed.",
"If their carry on was too big they just check it at the gate. That doesn't count as \"excess baggage\". Excess baggage means your *checked luggage at the terminal* either consisted of too many bags (wouldn't apply to a carry-on even if checked at the gate), is either too fucking big (and your luggage has to be fucking enormous to run into this) or too fucking heavy. \n\nAlso the odds of that actually being the story are so fucking astronomically tiny that they aren't worth considering. Why are you trying to find some way to make an excuse for two clearly stupid people who fucked up?\n\nHave you ever flown on a plane before?\n\nAlso, if their carry on was one of those inflexible little rolling tiny luggage things, then I don't give a fuck. People who try to jam those into overhead bins are shitheads.",
"do you even fly?\n\nlets say they have a checked bag limit of 50lbs and you are at 50.1lbs that means you either pay or your take something out\n\ni suppose its possible this couple was at 60lbs and they couldn't fit anything in their carryon to cover the difference",
"where's his bike at?",
"Yes",
"I like this. Keep doing this please",
"Remember guys its the small thing in life that matter, If you can make someones day even if it seems really insignificant it can go a long way. ",
"I would think that it is far less rude to approach them and tell them what you are thinking, rather than giving them a \"bro nod\" like you know them or something. \n\nYou don't know them, why are you nodding?",
"\"those fucking idiots should have checked their bags before they boarded\" ",
"If you traveled to the Amazon and met these tribesmen. What opinion would they have of you? ",
"You'd think that, wouldn't you. \n\nI saw Keanu at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.\n\nHe said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”\n\nI was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. \nI walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. \n\nWhen I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.\n\nThe girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.\n\nWhen she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. \n\nAfter she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.\n\nSo yeah, maybe temper that appreciation, eh? ",
"Nowadays probably forced to marry by gunpoint. It's a new fad.",
"Nice gesture. \n\nBut on a side note. I was on a flight with United and there were at least 30 people that had to pay extra to get there luggage put on the plane because their \"carry on\" was too big when they got in the plane and for some reason, their luggage wouldn't fit. Some people are so dumb. They have those sizing things at check in for a reason. Use them people. ",
"Keanu for the win",
"If I ever got the opportunity I would straight up ask him if he would like to join me should he be standing there. nothing weird, we could sit in silence if he wanted, just enjoy the MotoGP.\n\n",
"So... I thought about it and you're full of shit. First off, you're completely outside the theme.\n\n\nBut more importantly... Let me put it this way... for every such accusation\n\n* on one person, there's X similar deeds by that person, and\n\n* there's Y unreported deeds\n\nThat's how it **really** is, chum.\n\nWhat you're doing is an attempt to exaggerate the opposite case (baseless harassment accusations) in order to shut up valid ones. How 'bout that?",
"Is this the latest reddit thing?",
"I've been beginning to think Keanu is not from this world..what a human being",
"The mans a legend.",
"How can people buy a plain ticket but not have enough money between them to pay for their luggage?\n\nThis sounds fishy.",
"I don't think Dave Attell was ever famous enough that I would feel even remotely bad for approaching him in public ",
"go on",
"Doesn't really answer the question... ",
"Welp, thread closed",
"I was waiting in line to check my bag and realized I was standing behind Evander Holyfield who was also waiting to check his bag. I mustered up the courage to say hi and tell him how much I loved him. I then hesitantly asked him for a pic to which he replied “nah man...too early for that”. \n\nI think the Champ has learned to nip those requests in the bud early.",
"Keanu Reeves is the most humble celebrity ",
"\"But Colonel, what's a Russian chick doing here?\"\n\"I have no idea, but it looks like our little diversion has been noticed. Now is your chance to use your pick-up line!\"",
"Thatsthejoke.jpg",
"It's still imposing, and there is pressure, because some people just want to be left alone, and the invitation itself means he either has to decline and look like an ass, or endure the experience to be polite. Cause think about it, who really says no when offered to join for a meal?\n\nSo the guy clearly left because he was recognized, your invitation would mean you recognized him as well",
"Do you have any clue what living under budget is like? Some people don’t have privilege lives...",
"Oh really? It's the best story ever told!",
"The woman in the middle, my God, what a beauty",
"He is The One",
"This was actually a news article and when it dropped and I read the headline slowly to my lady and her sister who love Keanu. Quite literally a roller coaster of emotions for them. I laughed. \n\nKeanu is the fucking man",
"Well he’s like at least 700 years old. A few decades of celebrity isn’t going to change him at this point.",
"Duff McKagan on the sidelines of a football practice. Talked to him a while about football. bright, articulate, engaging guy........Until somebody came up to him \" Duff McKagan! I saw you with Guns N Roses........\" \n\nHe totally withdrew and body language completely changed.\n\nTalk to people about work when they're at work. Not when they're enjoying being away from it. \n\nBTW.......Duff is a really smart, cool guy",
"> Whoa Neo",
"Plain tickets are cheaper than fancy tickets",
"Good guy Keanu strikes again! ",
"Is he secretly Jesus or something?",
"I fuckin love this guy.... ",
"Lol I love his little friendship with Jimmy, hope he’s in Chapter 3. Also hope they don’t kill him or John Leguizamo to “make it personal”.",
"Hiking up here in the Hollywood hills.",
"So until they reach a certain level of celebrity, it's OK to bother someone? That's a pretty asshole attitude. ",
"I fly every week twice. People, especially people who can't afford it, often don't book extra luggage and just try to pack everything in their hand luggag. Sometimes their hand luggage then is slightly too big when you get an over zealous check in attendent. Given that they made a photo of them and Keanu already in the plane, I assumed they were stopped at the gate when the hand luggage was controlled. \n\nAt the end of the day, who the fuck cares. There could be a million reasons for why it happened. Maybe it was their fault, maybe it wasn't and even if it was, so what, people make mistakes. Keanu did a nice thing and I am not sure why you people always need to dig for a reason to asign blame. Just accept something nice happens without immediatly being negative about it. It's not an healthy outlook.",
"Continuity",
">I'd leave them alone or give them a 'sup nod.\n\nAnd they'll appreciate you **greatly** for this. I have yet to see an improptu picture of a celebrity who isn't gritting their teeth because they know if they say no while at their dinner table/catching a flight/taking a shit they'll inevitably read about \"what an asshole\" they were in some tabloid two days from now. Ever since Roger Ebert published his blog entry titled \"Roger's Little Rule Book\" I have never been able to unsee the grimaces on the faces of every. single. celebrity. who reluctantly poses for an awkward photo.\n\nAs a critic, I'm happy to meet interesting people in the business regardless of their level of fame, if they have something interesting to say, on or off the record. The ones who aren't stars have the most interesting insights and stories anyway, in part because they're focused on work and aren't preoccupied trying to project their brand image 24/7, doing PR tours around the clock, giving canned answers, and staying alert by developing substance abuse problems... \n\nHere's the truth: They *all* hate when people pull this shit. Every one of them. Even Keanu Reeves. That's not to say he isn't a genuinely nice guy... but he did <insert Kind Keanu gesture here> for YOU, not for your Facebook highlight reel which you use to impress your circle of superficial acquaintances with your bizarre assertions of fame-by-association of occupying the same physical space for 3.5 seconds.",
"I so want to meet him! Just because he seems like such a cool person. ",
"Yea we elected Barry so being born in USA isn't a requirement anymore",
"He's not smiling though",
"\"I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.\" - not Gandhi",
"Correct the fancy tickets come with free luggage. ",
"Did you finish his food?",
"You could have went up to him and talked about the food he was looking at eating. Then say you are going for _____, grab some and walk away. \n\nNo acknowledgement nothing, just some dude.",
"Either way. Sister should blow Keanu so he could job our mile high club.. ",
"It's pretty easy to find which gate. You walk up to the ticket booth, get your ticket, then look at the gate and number on the ticket. You then look at the big highlighted signs and they tell you where to go. \n\nWhen they check your ticket they weigh your luggage and place it on the plane for you. Then you make your way to the waiting area where your plane will be (called a gate) it's on your ticket and you just follow the signs. The plane never leaves early so you don't have to worry about that. \n\nTo make things even easier they have volunteers who walk around and help with anything anybody needs. \n\n\nAirports are no problem for me, but I really dislike big cities. Tall buildings thousands of cars, same stores everywhere etc.. I like places that wherever you are you can see miles and miles into the distance without massive buildings blocking your view. ",
"Yikes man. I think you need to interact with humans more.",
"My gf loves Reeves. She said something about how humble he still is and past misfortunes he's survived but I wasn't fully on the fanwagon. Then one day while we considered watching John Wick she and a couple of our discord friends implied that Wick was 'by far' the best movie he's ever done. Someone said 'even better than matrix'. Now - not only am i notoriously snobby in movie choices - there was certainly no way Wick could be better than the MATRIX! The Matrix was a game changer. I found God in the Matrix. Ya I said it.\n\n\nAnyway, it turns out she was right. That's the end of my story. Oh and ya he's definitely a super humble, hard working guy that survived really shitty misfortunes. I'm fully on the fanwagon now",
"Heard he's a pretty cool guy not pretentious at all but he's still a horrible actor",
"How can you afford to travel, but not have the $25-$50 for your luggage? Sorry, stay home if you can't afford to get on a plane. fucking Millennials repulse me sometimes. ",
"My new acl cost a lot more than that back in 2000.\n",
"I discovered this book by accident while working in Waldenbooks way back in the day. Had to have been a decade ago at least. It was the special edition that had the black leather binding and gold-edged pages. I almost shelved it with the bibles until I read the front of it. I bought it and in reading it, (although it is a work of fiction) found a new and profound respect for Jesus. That's how I always wanted to see him. Just a guy...a flawed, scared, decent guy. I'm listening to the audiobook right now too. ",
"Canadian National Treasure. ",
"Kind of like how professional athletes can't be in the hall of fame till they retire..but then again I think bill parcells and Jesus had a loophole, retiring, and dying and then coming back. (Respectively) /s ",
"What the fuck are you doing traveling if you don't have enough money for excess baggage charges?\n\nThey're $50 - $75 at most...",
"I read that as carbonized. Poor Han",
"Who travels without bringing enough cash to pay for something as insignificant as a baggage charge? \n\nIt's kind of pathetic to need a stranger to pay for that kind of thing. ",
"Reminds me of the time I saw Dan Fogler at this theater I used to work at. I tore his ticket and told him “Your movie is right downstairs, Mr. Fogler.” He almost didn’t hear it but he stopped for a second, chuckled, turned back to me and said “Thanks man” with a smile. I think he appreciated that I acknowledged him without blowing up his spot or asking for an autograph. ",
"Sorry, I am browsing via mobile and i don't know how to link it",
"That happened to me coming back from a study abroad trip in Costa Rica, I stepped out of line and layered as many clothes as possible. Problem solved. I had to get patted down by security though. ",
"How do you know maybe a family member didn’t send them tickets to come visit because they’re broke? Don’t assume you know people and their situation. ",
"Man, that's fucked up. And the news dropped on 9/11, so no one's heard about it.",
"It's Amy Santiago! ",
"Well that's you and not most ppl 😄 Neither one is wrong or right.",
"I think of talking to celebrities as a little more complicated than that. \n\nFor instance, I used to teach English at a University which was in a town of about 30,000. And, during that time, I probably had a couple thousand students come through my classes, which meant that I was bound to run into people while out and about. People who knew me, but b/c of the sheer volume of students I'd had and the form of limited interaction (just lecturing, talking about their essays) I was bound to not remember quite a few of them. But, they'd often stop me. It got to the point where I couldn't go out without being stopped. Often, they'd say hi and that they'd enjoyed my class and that it was the first time they really \"got\" English.\n\nThey were almost always a little bit awkward b/c while I'm a good lecturer, I'm not a great conversationalist (a bit introverted), but I often walked away happy that what little talent I have affected them in a positive way.\n\nThose girls, for instance, were interested in nothing more than the experience of meeting a celebrity, but, for you, it would have been possibly meaningful for both you and Keanu.\n\nAgain, not that being a nerd college professor is analogous to being a super hot lonely celebrity with worldwide recognition––just something to think about.\n",
"Must have been one of the those bit coins",
"\"You are so inconsiderate! I hate when you're rude! I'm leaving FOR WORK, I LOVE YOU A WHOLE LOT!\"",
"Flying coach",
"Dinner reservation for two...\n\nYes please! Oh wait.",
"Sometimes you are the egg, and sometimes you are the chic.",
"Keanu Reeves, Terry Crews and Tom Hanks are what everyone should strive to be.",
"Keanu Reeves is the saint our time. Make him into a statue and place him in every town",
"Saw Mila Kunis in a coffee shop. Nobody else seemed to recognize her when she came in. I had no real reason to bug her so I left her alone. Her friend wearing scrubs (hospital nearby) came in soon and they seemed to have a nice quiet moment to themselves.\n\nOn a separate occasion I met Kari Byron on the street. Said hi to her and gushed about Mythbusters. She was smiley and a good sport about it.",
"Haha I wonder how stoked they are that now they've become \"a couple\"",
">be respectful if they say no\n\nPfft. Like hot women know what they want. She's too dumb to see all my good qualities, so I have to keep showing her what a great and nice guy I am. Eventually she'll wisen up and be thankful that I stuck around for her. ",
"How do people say \"Jesus preached love and tolerance\" as if he didn't preach anything stronger than that? Have you guys actually read the gospel accounts? He overthrew tables in the temple and preached so hard against the pharisees that it was a driving force of them wanting to kill him. ",
"What is up with all these Keanu sightings? Haha",
"I heard he got off this plane right after the photo ",
"Wrong. Same bedroom, separate homes",
"That's pretty accurate and hilarious!!",
"[Don't make me tell you again about the schooching](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ1mdBYrFBU)",
"While at Disneyland I walked by the actor who played Mr. Moseby, we made eye contact and he gave me the most heart warming smile and said \"Hey, what's up!\" He actually interacted first, made my day a whole lot better.\n\nThanks Phill Lewis!",
"Can confirm. 25 and still no fucking clue on this adulting thing",
"This summer Keanu Reeves is...*RICHMAN* ",
"Everybody in an airport looks like that. Flying is draining.",
"I think that's pretty dope he waited in line until an employee got him. ",
"Muh immersion, please don't. ",
"He can still run, his father was American so he was American at birth. Same thing as with that one republican dude born in Canada that I don't remember because he was unimportant.",
"I imagine that sucks a lot less when those Jackass royalty checks show up every month on the dot with an MTV Viacom stamp on them.",
"Have you considered showing compassion could mean different things to different people? Showing compassion could be being nice to him and asking for a hug, being respectfull to him and his personal space that must get breached so often. Reality in my opnion often doesn't mirror the mind's eye(sadly)",
"A living saint. That's a thing isn't it?",
"Donald? ",
"from wiki: \n\n> Keanu Charles Reeves was born in Beirut on September 2, 1964, the son of Patricia (née Taylor), a costume designer and performer, and Samuel Nowlin Reeves, Jr.[4] His mother is English and hails from Essex.[5] His father, an American from Hawaii, is of Chinese, English, Irish, Native Hawaiian, and Portuguese descent.[6][7][8][9][10] Reeves has said, \"My grandmother is Chinese and Hawaiian so I was around Chinese art, furniture, and cuisine when I was growing up.\"[11] He has also spoken of his English ancestry, mentioning watching comedy shows such as The Two Ronnies during his childhood, and how his mother imparted English manners that he has maintained into adulthood.[12][13] Reeves' mother was working in Beirut when she met his father.\n\n\n>Reeves is entitled to British citizenship through his English mother. *He holds Canadian citizenship*[48] by naturalization. He grew up as a Canadian and identifies as such, and holds an American green card.[12][19][49] Reeves' biological father was born in the United States but Reeves required a green card because he was not eligible to claim automatic citizenship by birth abroad to one United States citizen.\n\nit looks like the second coming of christ is canadian... americans will not be happy knowing this.",
"Joseph Smith's home life wasnt without its excitement.",
"I once saw Bob Newhart in a museum in Montreal. He was hosting a comedy gala that weekend. He's a comedy hero of mine but I didn't approach him assuming he gets bothered all the time. The next day, I read an article where he's asked about that very thing, and he answers that no, no one seems to know him here. Sorry, Bob.",
"Wanna have a sleepover tonight? \n\nHell yeah! Let me get my pillow and the warm blanket. \n\nThis would be the best part. ",
"Surprise baggage fee? You know what you can bring and what's included when you purchase your ticket. It's not a surprise and it's no one's fault but the traveller if they're over their weight.",
"I always thought he was a douchey actor but he seems like a really nice guy.",
"Man, this guy never seizes to amaze me and he never ages does he, he has been looking 30 for 20 years now !!!",
" yup, silly jesus.",
"Keanu has a weird beard. Better just shave.",
"I'm so fucking glad that ended in a joke",
"Thats exactly what i would do\n",
"They’re flying somewhere but can’t afford the baggage fee? Too much avocado toast?",
"Probably 50-50. Even if he only wanted to speed up the process he took the gentle approach instead of some kind of diva rambling.",
"Oh man please go on",
"Lol same. We have separate bedrooms as well and it is amazing. My husband snores and sleeps very fitfully so it works well for us.",
"I would be totally okay with 2018 being the year of Keanu pictures ",
"I always thought I would be super cool. Not say anything and not be an idiot. \nThen I stopped at a truck stop to get a coffee. And there, of all people was Allan Arkin. I loved The Slums of Beverly hills, but I didn't really notice who he was. We were both getting the same coffee, and he just looked like an old dude with his fishing buddy or something. After I got my coffee I saw my mother in law and she was like. \"OMG you just got coffee with Alan Arkin!\" I told her she was wrong, and then googled his picture. It was him. I didn't know what to do but my mother in law pushed me to say hi to him. I got up to him and said \"Are you the dad from TSOBH?\" he smiled but also rolled his eyes, turned and walked away. I didn't use his real name when I asked because I totally forgot it and almost asked if he were Ed Asner for some reason. I was a mess!\n\nI am forever disappointed in myself. The one time I ever met a celebrity and I was a total fool.",
"He looks like the loneliest saddest guy in the world",
"This man is so great in so many ways!",
"He is a truly unique person with a personable attitude I don't think I've never heard about a bad interaction with him! He's such a cool guy!",
"His name is Lucas Santos apparently. Yes, very likely. (Am Brazilian)",
"You met an angel you lucky bastard",
"He’s like the main character of a story that all these situations are just drawn to. Lol 😂 ",
"Hmm. I meant Keanu..! Lol!!",
"We can. We all can. None of us need to be famous or good looking to be decent people. Help people wherever you can as they cross your path, and you will be well on your way.",
"Some people claim he is immortal ",
"Imagine what his frown looks like if this is a smile",
"I didn't realise you were suppossed to stop loving someone after they die",
"Keanu!! You are awesome dude!",
"Reeve's smile is the exact same facial expression he uses for all emotions. He's the master of facial movement economics.",
"If Keanu stories end up being lies, I’m going to law school. ",
"they can afford to travel by air but don’t have $25?\n\nfuck outta here",
"I don't typically pay any attention to him, but the few things I've heard about Drake makes it sound like he's a massive douche.",
"I mean.. could explain why he never ages. ",
"Til Keanu developed Passengers ",
"Word",
"> Video says 10 years stories online say 20+. I don't know who to believe anymore! \n\nFAKE NEWS!",
"Iv was grabbing takeout from my local brewhouse and while waiting I noticed a smoking blonde next to an epic pile of dreadlocks. Rob Zombie looked up and made eye contact with me. I nodded. he nodded. I picked up my food and left. The next few months my FB feed was filled with friends stories of bum rushing him and his crew while they filmed around town.",
"He looks depressed. Sure hope he doesn’t go suicidal. Know you make the world a better place Keanu! ",
"He is really an unusually down-to-earth man. Always hearing about his nice manners and such. No self-entitlement here. Would love to have him for a friend. Great actor, as well. ",
"Works better written down.",
"Yep. They know the swarm is coming. I found myself walking behind Adam Sandler and his daughters once at a port town near Boston. We didn't bother him since he was with his family and obviously just trying to enjoy his vacation. Then some douche nozzle loudly exclaimed \"holy shit Adam Sandler!\" And ran up to him to shake his hand. I couldn't hear the exchange, but he was holding both his daughters hands one on each side. He looked down at the daughter whose hand would need to let go, presumably asking if she would let go so he could shake hands. Well, she didn't. I assume Sandler said sorry or something and just walked away, the guy looking all dejected. \n\nHe then immediately beelined for the nearest shop, presumably to get off the streets.\n\nI know it comes with the territory, and should be expected to an extent, but damn it must suck to have every family outing be a potential barrage of people clamoring over you.",
"He said hot chick not any chick",
"My Dad encountered him in Vegas about 10 years ago at one of the casinos. My Dad is a huge Bill & Ted fan so all he did was wave towards Keanu and yell \"hey Ted\". He didn't want to bother him anymore than that so that was it. A little later while playing slots Keanu approached my Dad and introduced himself with a handshake. Thanked my Dad for being a fan and went on his way. I always thought it was cool how Keanu was the one to initiate the conversation even if it was short. ",
"The thing I like about Keanu is that if you hid his face and posted his photos to malefashionadvice they would tear him to pieces. He does what he wants, and *he* makes it stylish. ",
"I wonder what would have happened if you had simply treated him as someone you know, but don’t need a conversation with or a picture?? \nWhen you “rudely” cut in line.. You could’ve been like, oh excuse me Keanu I’m just trying to get to the crab cakes. You’d get your interaction with Keanu and he gets to stay his quiet reserved self. I donno, I’m weird.",
"Whaaaat",
"It didn't help that the writing in that film was...subpar.",
"That and make them laugh a lot so they fall for you before they realize that you're just an average dude ",
"Keanu Reeves (not) smiling in this picture....",
"So jaded. Yet most likely scenario. 😔",
"Yep. I read that in an AMA somewhere...",
"First off you're awesome but I think that can't be achieved trough good faith and passing it forward. I think medical insurance needs to be regulated more, something like the eu works but people are making too much money off it so it would be very hard to change :/",
"Man, I wish my worst problem was being so hot I intimidated people.",
"Keanu is such a nice guy, and just look at how excited he is!",
"> Good Hunting\n> Mr Wick",
"Why are people bringing excessive baggage but not enough money to pay for it",
"Valid claims need to be taken seriously. But in order for a claim to become valid, there needs be something that at least resembles truth.\n\nOtherwise, ALL men are at risk of being taken down by an accusation alone.\n\n",
" No screenshots or pictures of screens. No pictures with superimposed digital elements. This includes image macros, comics, maps, infographics, MS Paint type scribbles, and most diagrams.",
"Yea, I mean it says it right there in the bible /s",
"I hope before I die that I can meet Keanu, just to tell him thanks for all the great movies he's acted in. ",
"I go into a rage when people get to the bottom of stairs or escalators and just stop to figure out where they're going. If I need a second to check a directory, my phone, or whatever, I will pull off to the side and do it without being in the way.",
"He donated part of his paycheck to the fx people",
"Jesus Christ.",
"Damn, Keanu Reeves is so damn awesome.",
"That would NEVER happen to Keanu Reeves! We like him!",
"r/unexpectedArmageddon",
"he looks scruffy but also like every hair is in the correct place",
"He always looks like he just woke up. ",
"I won't lie, I'd absolutely ask for a picture if it were a celebrity I admired. I'd be freaking the fuck out internally but I'd be as polite as possible and thank them/apologise for the intrusion even if it's a no (assuming we're talking about running into a celebrity in daily life here). Simply because odds are I'll never see them again anyway (given where I live) and I'd probably regret/keep wondering about it afterward if all I did was nod at them rather than asking for a picture.",
"Thankyou so much for the link. Such a fascinating and emotional watch =)",
"God can't people just leave him alone our just say thanks a without having to whore a picture?",
"You're persisting with your drivel?! \n\nBwahahahahaaaaa... \n\nJust you knock yourself out, tosser!",
"My bad, but you should seriously look into a nice moisturizer for your face",
"Happy cake day! ",
"He’s smiling????",
"But then I'd miss the sweet sweet downvotes. I guess we aren't so different after al. \n\nI do get it. It's not worth doing something good unless other people are awareness of it--why do it then anyway if no one else knows, right?",
"Your dad negged Adam Sandler?",
"did she blow him?",
"I would at least tell him how much I admire his altruism.",
"Awesome guy",
"Is he...smiling?",
"There were no opportunities my dude. Most chicks weren’t down for sex in highschool. 18/19+ is where anything serious happens.",
"Is that Dillion Harper?",
"I will judge parenting skills",
"I have a life actually. Wife, kid, the works.\n\nHow about you apply some critical thinking skills instead of just blindly following the hive mind?\n\n",
"http://m.imdb.com/title/tt3589872/?ref=m_nv_sr_1\n\nBlack Jesus is what comes to my mind. ",
"The difference being people have no qualms with bothering celebrities. However you'd be the first to talk to that hot girl more often than you'd think because your logic is based on cowardice, not consideration, and you'd hardly be the only one.",
"It's about relevancy, if you're just trying to go about your day having a group of people hassle you every strep is annoying and time consuming. However, if no one bats an eye at you then you're in trouble, because you're no longer relevant.\n\nCelebrities make a living off their fame, not so much their talent as it's usually just a means to attain fame. The more famous you are the more and better paying jobs you get. If no one cares who you are then your career is over. \n\nI imagine this is something that must weigh heavily on some celebrities minds. There are some who are just super chill about it all, either because their secured financially, universally loved, or it's just their personality. Still, there must be a lot that struggle with keeping up a normal life while keeping their career afloat... it actually must kinda suck if you think about it. ",
"How else do you deal with each other's snoring",
"I don't get it. It's air travel. Were they paying with a large bag full of coins. Do credit cards not exist? And if they don't have a credit card, do they not have a checkbook with them?",
"Airlines aren't going out of their way to show you what their baggage fees are.\n\nTake a quick Google on Spirit airlines. They don't tell you their fees upfront until after you buy the ticket.\n\nSure some of it is your personal responsibility but some of it is also the system",
"You're welcome! I saw it on here before but noticed its been taken down everywhere. Glad I could find a link that still worked!",
"The super hero we deserve",
"Who said she was hot?",
"He is a master of tai chi and loves meditation ",
"That's awesome. Sounds like a down to earth kind of guy",
"Pretty sure they were brother and sister. But that’s okay. ",
"Story time!! ",
"Loved this guy since the first matrix movie, happy to see he’s the One even offset",
"I love Keanu. I definitely not jerking off in front of strangers ",
"Hah I should rephrase that. He said something like he became a fan once he knew he was a Jets fan :)",
"God damnit I went on Reddit to *not* be in Black Desert’s server chat!",
"I wish keanu would adopt me, so we can do karate in the garage.",
"Is Keanu Reeves God?",
"Well then I'm gay for jesus. ",
"For once it's just you, the first one to discover this enraging state of affairs. ",
"Took me a second there. 10/10 would scroll back up and upvote again.",
"Statement still stands",
"Yeah those two definitely had enough money. 'Didn't want to pay for excess baggage' you mean.",
"/u/pornxrank almost every Nation requires you having been born in the country to be the president/PM/head honcho\n\nThe race baiting needs to stop",
"He's a great guy",
"Initiate Keanu Reeves upvote party ",
"My college roommate's friend waited for hours for an autograph from a celebrity at a random place. The celebrity was so annoyed he just signed a big fat \"NO!\" on the paper. \n\nThe celebrity was John Lydon, AKA Jonny Rotten of the Sex Pistols. We all thought the \"NO!\" was way better than getting Lydon's actual signature.\n\n",
"‘Smiling’",
"It surely would beat being so ugly that you intimidate them lol ",
"The only thing more impressive than his generosity is his ability to kill you with a pencil.",
"Am I the only one who hates seeing comments like this one? It's not even relevant to either the OP or the chain, it's just people quoting a scene from the movie for karma (aka useless internet points)",
"I have the special edition you’re speaking of! I had the yellow paperback version but saw the special edition two years ago in a book store and just had to have it. I always say if Christopher Moore’s jesus was what I was taught with I’d probably be okay with my Christian upbringing. Sadly Baptist pastors aren’t as nice or as funny. ",
"Ya I wondered that too. I googled it and found a good article about it. It said that the script was bought by Sony and they decided to go with Chris Pratt instead because he's more bankable right now, in their opinion. [Here is a link to the article.](https://moviepilot.com/p/sad-keanu-reeves-snubbed-for-passengers/4200560) ",
"If I met Alison Tyler on the airport, I'd pay for her excess baggage too. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ",
"What a lucky lady!",
"I couldn't agree more. The Gofundme / Charity route is absolutely not an appropriate way to deal with these things. We need a system. These things should just get done, it shouldn't be dependent on how much publicity or sympathy a story is able to garner.",
"Or maybe he's gay",
"“Smiling”",
"They're on the plane, which is long after they checked their bags before going through security, so yeah, paying the baggage fee part probably didn't happen.",
"She is actually. And I’m a lucky guy. Going on 15 years of marriage under our belt along with a kid that’s had a fantastic life. \n\nGot any more baseless ASSUMPTIONS you want to throw my way?",
"That last sentence is key. To each their own really applies here. I've been happily married for nearly 20 years now and my wife and I hate sleeping apart. When one of us is occasionally away for work we don't like it. There is clearly nothing wrong with actually sleeping in separate beds though if you're both cool with that and you prefer it.",
"his best friend (River Phoenix) OD’d as well :( \n\nman i hope keanu is doing ok. ",
"This shit is depressing.",
"Do we have enough for a r/picswithkeanu subreddit?",
"Sounds like the trick is to strategically be in distress nearby and wait until he comes to you.",
"He’s got a resting sad face. ",
"Looks a little like Melissa Fumero from Brooklyn 99",
"So you're saying its impossible for Keanu?",
"As long as its appropriate, he's not in the middle of a meal or something and you are respectful, I doubt he would mind a quick hello. The man is one of the nicest people on the planet.",
"The secret is to look 30 when you're 10",
"upvoted. so true.",
"I know kung fu",
"You’re not getting it. Its expected to be approached when you’re a celebrity. If you’re big enough of one, it’s fair to assume they have been bothered enough for the day and ya try and leave them alone. Smaller celebs probably don’t get that constant bombardment and some of them actually like to connect with fans. ",
"What a mensch! Still looks high.",
" some people who don't travel often try taking carry ons that are too large",
"Keanu is about 50 years old. ",
"Bahahahahahaha. Bahahahahahahahahahaahahaha. Most chicks I knew were pregnant sometime between 6th grade and graduation. \n \nI went to school in NY where chicks were a bit faster than the average. Also, my sample size was pretty big considering the pop. density in NYC. \n My parents were both emancipated, married, living on their own, working, and raising their first son at 15/16. YMMV.",
"You never saw people so pleased.",
"As a life long Blink 182/Boxcar Racer/A&A fan I'm really happy to hear stories about how Tom is a pretty cool guy. And all that alien stuff totally tracks. \n",
"I saw Mike Tyson at the airport in Houston. We'd been on the same flight and he was waiting for his bag. For 20 minutes no one bothered him, but then one person asked for a picture. \n\nThat opened the floodgates. He must have been stopped 10 times on his way out of the airport.",
"another reason why he is kind!",
"Did he call them afterwards?????? ",
"I wish I had his money. I imagine doing things like this for people is highly satisfying.\n\nThey wouldn't want to take my picture after so win win for me. ",
"I love the way you describe your communication. With us on the rare occasion we do argue because we do get on very well (18 years of marriage and we can go a whole year without arguing) it'd end with \"oh fuck this I've had enough I'm sleeping on the sofa\" ",
"Keanu always looks like he has a hangover.",
"Lesser known celebrities probably don't get approached very much at all so I would imagine getting recognized for something might actually be nice as long as it's not obnoxious. A-list celeberties who get approached 30 times a day understand that everyone knows them already and likes their stuff and probably don't give a shit anymore.",
"I would probably just stop him to tell him I like his movies and to keep up the good work. After that I would be on my way and leave the man be, but I think he wouldn't mind receiving a heartfelt compliment from \"not a crazy fan asking for his autograph or picture\".",
"Keanu Reeves is literally the nicest most humble celebrity ever. ",
"A fuck’n pencil",
"The fact that he's lived so many tragedies and can still be such a good all around person, speaks wonders about him. ",
"He said “hot” chick.",
"Eh I'd never approach Keanu, unless he for some bizarre reason was in the way of somewhere I needed to go, or do. I do wonder tho, judging by the \"sad\" way he apparently carries himself in public, does he think its a good thing or a bad thing?\n\nLike, would it bother him that people talk to him because he's a celebrity, or would it bother him more if people outright ignored him because of his celebrity status?",
"I agree with you.",
"Reference: \n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/7cgyy2/keanu_reeves_is_accused_by_several_women_of/",
"\n\nHe reminds me of the real life version of Nick Cage's character in 'City of Angels' with Meg Ryan for some reason. ",
"I LOVE HIM",
"Keanu Reeves is a permanently cool dude. ",
"Currently watching him as Shane Falco on a plane. This is weird ",
"i can't see keanu reeves as bojack horseman",
"Approaching someone who isn't huge but is still building their career may be bothersome, but I'm sure there are plenty \"minor\" celebs that appreciate the recognition. \n\nNot everyone is cut out for the celeb life, and everyone is entitled to peace and quiet, but once you get to a certain point it's kind of like, well yeah, you chose your path and knew that if you made it, people are going to know who you are.",
"Their message of being excellent to eachother will bring world peace after all. Should've been obvious from the start. ",
"“Fucking Millennials repulse me sometimes.”\n\nSaid like a true baby boomer. Closed minded as they come. Yet you come in, fuck the economy and the environment, look down on everyone as if you’re better, know every answer to absolutely everything, and are just astounded that everyone else is so utterly retarded compared to you.",
"Spend 100$ they got on alkohol in duty free shop on airport on alcohol and cigarettes.",
"She did ok, but I felt that she had better roles in her career.",
"Soon Keanu Reeves is going to be like Jesus. You find him in every picture taken doing miracles. ",
"My life goal is to meet Keanu. Someday ",
"I don't know anything about the comics other than Dormammu is a cool fire dude that they made a weird space man face, was Tilda Swinton's character supposed to be a man or something?",
"He said *hot* chick. ",
"Now he needs to buy some soap , shampoo and a razor . ",
"lets not play badass on the internet, no ones impressed :/",
"Please don't do that. Then Canada wouldn't be nice anymore! \n\nSorry not sorry :)",
"Happily married couple !!",
"My grandparents did this. ",
"That makes a lot of sense, I was genuinely curious",
"all black people were born in Africa, amirite????",
"I hope they went home and at least bought an iTunes version of John Wick 2 or Hardball or Point Break or something. ",
"Seems like he's a really good dude!",
"He did play Neo",
"Joke is on you, he is taking that bag as his own when they land",
"The 11k that upvoted the post I replied to are representative of \"people having no qualms with bothering celebrities\" I guess. Personally, I wouldn't bother them, but you must know more than me.\n\n> However you'd be the first to talk to that hot girl more often than you'd think\n\nNo, no I wouldn't have back in my teen years. It was exactly 0 times. I can either take your word for it or I can go with actual personal experience.\n\n> your logic is based on cowardice, not consideration\n\nAh. It's that black and white I suppose. If it's celebrities and this is what goes through your mind, it's consideration. If it's a hot girl, it's cowardice. You've really got the inner workings of stranger's minds pegged down.",
"Omg I just looked up the meme and it breaks my heart. I wanna give him a hug. ",
"He just wanted the couple to have an excellent adventure ",
"I had a pretty religious upbringing myself. I got pretty disgusted with it all as I aged. I'm still not religious but that book gave me a certain respect for Jesus. The thought that those unwritten, skipped years were spent widening his horizons and adventuring makes me like him more. I don't care if it never happened, let me have my delusions.",
"He's not smiling.",
"LOL....I was born in 1983 and extremely liberal. And I have been broke. And when I was broke and caught in a bad spot I wouldn't be bragging about it on reddit or social media. ",
"You can't be beatified before you die. None of the titles like venerated, blessed, cannonized, etc. are assigned/determined til after the person has died.",
"I'm a live sound guy. I've worked lots of big bands, personalities. And granted I started before smart phones. I've never asked a single person for a pic or anything. Same reason as others stated.",
"Be excellent to each other.",
"I don't know if it's just me or not but Keanu Reeves always looks like a homeless man to me. A really rich and nice homeless man. ",
"Very cool and humble dude. Read up on his matrix money he gave away. \n\nBless you! ",
"Everyone is talking about Keanu...and I'm sitting here pissed at that couple. You knew what you packed, you knew the rules...now someone else literally paid for you to think the rules don't apply to you. \n\n",
"53 years old my fucking ass ",
"Also not as famous, but in college Big Black (of Rob & Big) was in town for an appearance and looking for some weed. Somehow he wound up getting it from my roommate but instead of a smoke and run, he stayed and watched an entire Cavs game with us! Probably chopped it up for like 2 hours, then invited us to go out with him, so we went and had a few drinks with him too! He didn’t drink personally, but was happy to take a pic with everyone at the bar. This was the height of his fame, and he was just such a genuine, down to earth dude. RIP BB, you were a true gem. ",
"You're welcome!:) ",
"It sucks to be good",
"Super tall. I saw him walking down the street once in Tahoe.",
"I like Keanu Reeves, but I'm not going to suck his dick just because he posed for a photo with a couple of fans. People on here are so weird.",
"Maybe it's because I'm Canadian but I've never purchased a plane ticket and not known what I was allowed for stored luggage/carry ons/weight.\n\nThey might not tell me how much it will be if I'm over but I don't think that's terrible. I paid for x and received x. If I want more than x than im going to have to pay.",
"Why does keanu always look like he could use a nap?",
"I wonder if he's tried this treatment - https://www.reddit.com/r/science/comments/7ogmrk/magic_mushroom_compound_might_treat_depression_by/?st=JC3P4ZHQ&sh=5ceeda1c ?",
"The trick is, to realize that most people think that way, and more so the hotter she is. She's probably actually lonely.",
"Judging by your frequent subs I assume you know me from the disastrous weezer survivor?",
"That's a whole lot of assumptions about people you do not know, situations you have no knowledge of and an occurance you weren\"t involved with.\n\nI bet you're a bitter failure of a man for responding this way.\n\nOh wait... ",
"“Smiling”",
"If they didnt have enough money why are they flying? It's a luxury not everyone has to do",
"I saw him in Toronto a few times driving through my neighborhood. Considering what street it was I'm assuming he lives there or knows someone there...kind of exciting lol.... and I once saw Drake! Not far from there either...I was like \"no way that's gotta be a look-alike\" but then I noticed he was wearing black toe retro 1s and was like \"if that ain't Drake, he's done his homework\"",
"It's much more likely he was a hard line religious Jew, who used subversive cultural approaches to disrupt Roman hegemony and prevent them from feeling in control of the territory.\n\nHe whipped up a mob, flipped tables over and lashed people for money changing in the house of God. He hung out with a fundamentalist who refused to wear textiles. \n\nHe also did things like preach walking another mile. In Roman territory, a solider was allowed to force anyone who wasn't of a certain rank to carry his pack for one mile during a march, but no further. Christ said \"don't resist, carry it two,\" as it would be surprising, and there is a possibility that an officer will notice the pack was carried for two miles, and the soldier will get in trouble.\n\nA lot of his preaching can be interpreted through this lense. He likely had zero chill.",
"I think Mark Sheppard has been in every show I've been a fan of. Met him in Portland Ore, he's really a nice guy.",
"I at one point spent all but $30 of my money on a ticket to see a relative before they passed. Once there, family picked me up and fed me. Would an extra expense screw me? Absolutely. Is it worth the risk to see someone one last time? Absolutely.",
"I'm pretty sure the Matrix was a standalone movie without sequels tho.",
"Is he a bad person though? All I know is he's a kid pop star that releases generic boy pop star music. Doesn't necessarily go against the Canadian grain.\n\nI could be wrong though. I don't exactly follow his every move.",
"Best advice I ever got was to treat all women as though they were Dwayne \"The Rock\" Johnson.",
"I am far from marrying someone but this idea sounds really good to me because it gives both parties some space in their sleeping habits and a place where they can be left to themselves, which for me, is very important, you see, I'm very introspective but having someone in the room kind of ruins it.\n\nI don't know, separate bedrooms sounds pretty good to me.",
"It implies a possible answer. To play those roles they surely had to become very comfortable with each other and learn to trust each other. I don't think it's unreasonable to assume they had some bonds. ",
"How come they don't have that kind of money? It's Not a big number.",
"hahaha, i dont imgaine much will be attained at that young age even if u do look 30 . the magic is still happens in the mind !",
"Best Christopher Moore book by far!",
"That's not really how it works on two fronts (from a Catholic perspective). First, even the Pope acknowledges that atheists may go to heaven. Second, the teaching is no one gets sent to Hell, we send ourselves there through our actions. May seem like splitting hairs but ultimately, the choice is ours by how we live our life. God honors our free will and says \"If you don't want me to save you (as demonstrated by trusting in my ways, I'll honor that\". But ultimately, it's us making the decision, not God.\n\nAgain, all from a Catholic perspective, can't speak for other denominations.",
"Neither are Pentecostals. I'll have to give this book a go, though. I've always wanted something to show Jesus as the good person I thought he was, rather than the guy who was coming back to kill everyone not perfect that my church said he would be. ",
"103k upvotes for a selfie with a celebrity. Great job on lowering the bar even further, reddit.",
"Here is a funny but relevant song:\n\n[Lake - Jesus Came Down](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLMbjQUcMsU)\n\nHere are some of the lyrics:\n\n\"Jesus came down and the word got around\nHe wasn't pleased at the fighting, oh\nThousands of years, full of blood, pain and tears\nYes, he found out that the world hadn't changed\n\nAnd we nailed him to a cross\nFor preaching faith and love to us\nTimes have changed, that's what we always say\nIt's just a dream that some believe\nPerhaps today at twenty years, we'll see the day\"",
"He just has resting bitch face.",
"Maybe that was my problem with Tilda's character - not so much with her as an actor, as she's awesome, but that character was a bit too cliche. ",
"To be honest, I don't know why celebrities even bother not eating in their room in situations like this. I probably would avoid people at all cost. ",
"Username checks out. Pretty sure this is really him.",
"I'd watch the shit out of that!",
"Good guy Keanu",
"I liked him as an Dragon ;) But yeah, he's a bit too much everywhere. I didn't enjoyed him in Star Trek\n",
"He looks like he's seen it all.",
"So it's torrent for me ;)",
"Those sales are to support the church itself though and are usually done respectfully at the entrance, away from the altar. Totally different from the money changers who were just out to make money for themselves and were also notorious for ripping off people.",
"I fucking love this man.",
"That's cause Jesus Christ is my",
"Too bad there's no Hulu in Poland. And I'm kinda lazy because of Netlifx to torrent.",
"Because of the way that it is",
"This is how I felt when I ran into Dave Chapelle while working at a prominent coffee house one day. Mind you, this is during his peak of Chapelle show. \n\nThe man came in and we all got a white that he was someone special. However, the WHOLE time he was on the phone. Never got off it from the door until he got his drink. He discretely came up after a few people in front of him, phone in hand, ordered a chai variation (can't remember the details now as it's been so long) and walked to secluded corner while on his phone, head down, the whole time. I noticed this the whole time and desperately wanted to make conversation with him. However, based on his demeanor and signs that seemed to signal he didn't want to be bothered and just wanted his drink, I decided to play it cool and just make his drink. Called his drink out, thanked him, and let him go on his way. \n\nThere are times I wished I could have talked to him. However, I knew it was probably not the greatest idea and figured so many people probably bugged him daily.",
"An Asian man specifically.",
"Look dude.... High school and middle school dating are not that good. The problem is people take it too seriously for what it is... \"you made out at a party last night sooo he's your boyfriend now\" etc. Teenagers haven't really matured enough to deal with sex and especially other people's sex lives in a healthy manner. \nBeing single and available in your 20's is worth all the missed opportunities of teenage years. Your life is your own in your 20's you can be anyone from Jay Gatsby to Barney Stinson and anything in between. You're situation isn't nearly as night and day as day someone who was closeted by necessity in high school.",
"I probably would have thrown him a “What’s up Mr Cheezle”",
"But...how does this even happen?\nThey are taking a flight, but can't pay for their own baggage?\nTheir credit cards are maxed out or something?\nWhat?",
"Its almost like it is better to adapt something using an appropriate medium.",
"His vampirism is wearing off and Keanu is slowly turning into Tobin Bell.",
"He'd probably notice and then ask to take a photo with you instead.",
"If I ever see Keanu I’m just gonna subtlety make eye contact, stand up, and start dodging invisible bullets like neo. Hopefully homie laughs lol. ",
"I still don’t think it’s better than The Matrix but it’s so fucking good. There’s nothing revolutionary about the story or beats but it’s damn good watching him kill half the county over his dog. ",
"No worries :)",
"You already failed. Keanu Reeves doesn’t grow up. He is everlasting.",
"You've confused the ones who consider themselves straight but have a kink fetish.",
"Indeed",
"Well, Madonna invaded mine and said that I looked familiar.\nYeah, Amsterdam .... ",
"Or you could use that knowledge to answer the actual question in a much simpler way. ",
"The general public lacks situational awareness completely. ",
"If we can deify Keanu, and knock our fake American 'royalty' down a peg or two, I'm down. As an atheist, at least we know Keanu is real. We can believe in him. Meanwhile, sucking Beyonce's tits and asshole every time she releases a new shit song can fuck right off. ",
"He racists, but he saves",
"Keanu Reeves was my first celebrity crush way back in 1989. At least I have good taste in my fantasy men.",
"Why not Kea+nu Reeves?",
"I fucking love this man",
"I liked him before as a kid, but loved him now because of The Meyerowitz Stories. I watched his recent interviews, and he seemed unbelievably nice, always has something good to say to another actor. I envy you had a chance to talk to him.",
"Goddamit that's the coolest fucking story I ever read 💯",
"So is Keanu flying coach or are the people who can't afford thier baggage...wut?... flying 1st class?\n\nWho doesn't know that checked bags cost money before they show up at the airport?\n\nLike Keanu is a good guy but I feel like he may have been taken advantage of here....it just doesn't make sense to be flying somewhere but not to have the $25 for a checked bag...",
"r/me_irl",
"I just hug everyone who says they loved me in that movie. Then walk away. That's enough for all of us.",
"I just hope he never calls them on it... 😉",
"And one is married and the other is not in their marriage.",
"They probably saw Keanu behind them and made a scene about it until he paid then hounded him on the plane for a photo. He looks thrilled. ",
"Yeah totally worth it. ",
"Flights are generally round. Lol\n\nThey prob went vacationing, bought extra shit there that they didn't take into consideration for shipping back , and got hit with fees.",
"Yes a man. Also Asian.",
"So true. He’s suffered a lot in his life. I wish I could just give him a hug. 😭",
"He is such a good and humble person.",
"God damn that guy rocks. I bet having a beer with him is is like having one with a really good longtime friend for the sole reason of not needing to say anything to enjoy each other's company.",
"Such a dad/granddad joke.",
"> If you're looking for real advice then I suggest find a therapist and tell them that you're looking to start a relationship.\n\nMuch cheaper to hire a personal coach and get in the best shape you can. Learn a few social tricks, leverage your looks and muscles through Tinder, and you will be finding one or a more suitable girls in a few months.\n",
"Is there anything he can’t do?",
"It's good to grow up. Then you appreciate life more when you give up all that seriousness. Then you grow to awesome, which is being a kid and an adult at the same time, not a grown-up, because grown-ups don't make fridges explode with illegal fireworks, or rent a fucking bouncy house and have sex in it",
"Keanu is the guy of the century",
"You sustain longer eye contact and you put your hands on them.\n\nDon't grab them by the pussy.",
"I saw Tom Morello waiting in line for some Dodger Dogs at a Dodgers game last year. The man just wanted his dogs so I let him be. I also ran into Adam Sandler with his kids at the Griffith Observatory, again, just having nice family time. Didn’t bother him either. As much as I want to geek out, I figured, just let em have their alone time. ",
"Tom Delonge will always be my favorite celeb, despite the alien chasing. I was able to crowdsurf onto the stage once and sing (no mic, so may as well have been lip synching) a few bars 10 feet away from my idol.\n\nEdit: To continue, I was shoo'd off the stage by David (last name escaping me at the moment), and the crowd wasn't having it, pushing me back on the stage. Eventually a bouncer grabbed me, said \"don't try that shit again\" and guided me down a short flight of stairs back to the crowd, and standing at the bottom of the stairs was a super hot girl that I met at my college just a few weeks before, in a *different state* (2hrs away). It was actually like the coolest 45 second span I can remember, didnt hit it off with the girl though lol \"did u just fucking see me up there\" was not the key pickup line i needed",
"Oh quite the contrary, sir, I dare say. I dare say indeed. Why, just the other day I tipped the gentleman caller who came to visit my wife one evening to sing me a lullaby before putting the meat to her. I paid him 100 karma points, sir. And every one well worth it. The rendition was delightful. He patted my head, and called me a good cuck, then took her off to the boudoir. ",
"🔥 ",
"This picture was taken a few moments before some guy kicked Keanu's dog. That guy was later found laying on his belly with his lugage stuffed into his anus. ",
"You did the best thing. I can't imagine getting disturbed by people every now and then. That would convince me to stay at home forever or cover my face when I go out.",
"They were probably “bragging” about meeting Keanu Reeves and just in shock from his kindness. Also everyone goes through rough times if you’re too insecure about it then fine don’t post it on social media but we have no idea how manny losses this couple may have taken lately but if this is the first win they’ve actually gotten in a while it was probably a big deal to them and made the feel the happiest they have in a long time. Like the other comment said, they may have had tickets sent to them from family, maybe they’re on their way to see a very sick relative or something of that degree so they can’t really say “sorry I can’t make it” or maybe it was even made up who know either way I just don’t see how people can lump an entire generation into one type of person. That why I made the comment about baby boomers because it’s nuts to think EVERY baby boomer is like that, just at its nuts to think that every millennial is shitty. \n\nLong story short every generation has shitty people we shouldn’t just group entire generations as one and give them a single personality type. ",
"He is the most interesting man in the world ",
"God bless the Oxford Keanu.",
"I wouldnt approach a celebrity, if I did see someone I was a fan of I'd probably just give a kind smile and wave",
"Well he does like to piss into restaurant mop buckets. https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/3572270",
"You knew exactly where the line would break on mobile didn't you. ",
"That's pretty neat!",
"He said hot chick",
"Take my Keanu, I mean upvote",
"His legend reminds me of Chuck Norris.",
"This. I've always viewed Jesus as the hippie of the Holy Trinity. When in doubt, just love each other and help when you can.",
"Maybe she’s just not a hot chick? ",
"When a MAA-aaann loves a ...",
"Wow. YOU'RE Canadian? I thought you were a jackass.",
"Finish the fucking story! We need more details!",
"How the fuck do you fly if you can't afford baggage charges?",
"I couldn't agree more! ",
"There’s something called The Platinum Rule. Read up on it! ",
"They make you put your carry on bags in a little basket at the gate to see that they're small enough. If they aren't, they make you check them right then and there. Usually delays the flight a couple minutes because a guy with a cart has to come by and take the bag to the tarmac to be stowed. So it's possible that they had to check their bag right before boarding. Idk ¯\\\\\\_(ツ)_/¯",
"oh trust me, it is!!! \n\nand then about 4am and i slink back down to my man room so I can open a window and freeze my ass off (my preferred method of sleeping). ",
"Keanu Reeves is the last stand for humanity. He is actually a god",
"Is this a reference to something? I really like it.",
"Maybe they just didn’t have access to all of their money at the time or something. I’ve had fraud on my account while I was on vacation before and I didn’t have a backup card so I had to borrow money from my boyfriend.",
"NEXT!!",
"At the same time? ",
"Just when i thought he couldn’t get any cooler. Fuck.",
"Dudes like fifty years old, time flies ",
"Accepting charity can for some be very hard. Just remember it’s not completely about you. You’re allowing them to do a great thing and feel good about it too so it goes both ways. ",
"Keanu Reeves is the best!\nI always defend the shit out of him when people talk shit about him as an actor.\nI pretend I’m defending him as an actor, but I’m really defending him because he’s such a bro and just a cool human being. \n\n",
"You got off easy. He came into the store where I worked and frankly, he was kind of a dick. It's a clothing retailer, and he was there for at least a half hour, so plenty of time to show it wasn't just a single bad interaction, but an overall situation. I am a fan, so I was pretty disappointed. ",
"Keanu's generosity is starting to affect his hygiene. ",
"I ran into Anna Kendrick at Central Park. I was running and just finished a lap. She was walking the other way. We made eye contact and before I can register it was her she said, 'Good Form!'. I was like, 'Thanks... Anna?'. We chatted for a while then exchanged numbers. We dated for a few weeks before she had to travel to Europe for a shoot, so we parted ways amicably. Of course none of this happened. ",
"Ya know i’ve wondered about that. Like if I marry a guy and he snores like crazy, would it really be so wrong to sleep in separate rooms?",
"You likely won't ever have heard of him, but I once had dinner with Michael Elphick. Not A-list or anything, but well-loved in the UK and had several prime-time series. \n\nI got a table in a pub on Cranbour St. (Google tells me it's now the Fish & Chipper I think?) which at the time did classic puff-pasty pies. I sat down with my dinner and he came up and asked if he could share my table. \n\nI did say, \"Aren't you...*wait, nevermind*\". He nodded and we chatted for a while as we ate our pies, talking about normal life stuff. And then he went back to whatever show he was appearing in.\n\nWhat I learned that evening was that many the people you see on your television are just *normal*. Not every celebrity is a diva. \n\n",
"As you get old, boners aren’t as common as they used to be but you’ll always be able to appreciate good food. ",
"How do they get to the airport with out enough money to pay for their bags, and they expect a stranger to pay for them? \n",
"But we DO need a John Wick to take care of the evil in the world. ",
"Does he just \"walk the earth\" doing good deeds like Kane from Kung-fu?",
"Mah hart. Mha sole. ",
"damn, where was he when i had two extra suitcases coming back from Europe.....",
"Nice One!",
"We have separate bedrooms, I wish she would sleep in hers.",
"John Cleese and Terry Gilliam wouldn't have let that shit slide. ",
"Man this dude is so kindhearted. ",
"I truly hate all airline companies! ",
"Who ?\n",
"Nope.",
"Keanu Reeves and Terry Crews are my two favorite celebrities. Both those guys sound like amazing people. ",
"I was unprepared for that fleeting firestorm of emotions. ",
"Keanu Reeves is too good for this world.",
"I gave John Voight a sup nod at LAX and it was mutually understood we voted for Trump.",
"I did. It all went according to plan.",
"[I think that yes.](http://thesecondtake.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/ancient-one-doctor-strange.jpg)",
"Either he paid for their excess luggage, or the airline was smart enough to know that you don't fuck with the guy that people send to kill the boogeyman.",
"Story sounds suspect. These yuppy-looking first-class passengers didn't have enough money for baggage fees?",
"This is the coolest story ever!!!!! Any time I’ve watched old videos of Blink 182 they just seem like they had so much fun. So awesome!",
"That’s sweet of him to do",
"Dude this guy is bloody cool. Man the more I hear of this guy makes want to buy him a pint.",
"deleted ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^0.4196 [^^^What ^^^is ^^^this?](https://pastebin.com/FcrFs94k/42018)",
"This is why I've never approached a celebrity ever outside of a head nod if passing by someone close enough they I'd acknowledge them if they weren't famous. That and just not caring. No matter how famous someone is they're no better or worse than you. They're a flesh and blood person roaming about until they die just like us. ",
"\"Not enough money but enough money to travel\" ?",
"Keanu is the coolest guy ever.",
"\"who did not have enough money\" what?",
"I know right? I wish they would disclose their fees somewhere.",
"How do you have enough money to fly and stuff a bag over weight but not for the extra charge?",
"Well, “Be excellent to each other” is certainly critical but...\n\nNever forget to “Party on, dude!”",
"I've worked a bit in production recently (novice lampy) and onstage horror stories might be my favourite thing about the people I've worked with. It's not a show until something has gone terribly wrong and there's an awesome story about how the day was saved. /r/talesfromproduction might be the best possible tales-from subreddit idea...\n\nEdit: It's a thing now.",
"I keep hearing stuff like this about him. He’s genuine. It’s who he is. He doesn’t do this for the photos or publicly. It’s just generally a good guy. Thumbs up Keanu",
"It's the internet, I don't believe shit anymore.",
"'steely, thousand mile gaze' \"I've already paid for my excess baggage\"",
"Honestly this doesn't surprise me. I heard accuse him recently of being a saint and this is just reinforcement of that. ",
"We need more of this man",
"Keanu grieves. ",
"\"We're completely broke, after this transaction we won't even have $50 in available credit. Oh well, better book two tickets for an airplane flight!\" The people in this picture.",
"Hello Keanu love you",
"I briefly met John Candy shortly before he died. I didn't recognize him at first, but recognized his voice. I just told him thanks for making me laugh so much, and since I traveled so much, I could really relate to Planes Trains and Automobiles.\n\nHe was gracious, and said thank you, but when I mentioned that I really liked his dramatic role in JFK, he lit up, and we talked for about 5 minutes more before we parted.\n\nI later found out that his role in JFK was his favorite. He was a very nice man, and I still love his movies. Wish he was still around.",
"Always Keanu, long live Keanu ",
"the man never ages",
"There's a joke running in Romania about an upstart (nouveau riche) fellow called Gigi Becali, and I always tried to translate the joke for foreigners with little luck. This seemed like it might work, glad it did, although the reasons it works with Keanu are positive. ",
"Anocdotally the only couples I know of that haven't slept in the same bed / room haven't lasted or ended up hating each other. \n\nHow does that work where you're happily married but don't sleep in the same room? That's odd to me. ",
"Let's make Canada a republic then",
"Keanu Reeves is Jesus enough said ",
"No joking, had a job two weeks ago, married couple seemed to hate eachother more as the day went on...the lived in two seperate homes on their property..",
"But of course! I merely assumed that to be an obvious product of the excellence being shown to one another. ",
"Why does he always look like he just woke up ",
"Found Lionel Richie",
"is this satire",
"Have you seen the videos he got released?",
"Where are they bragging? This post was written in the third person, about the couple in the picture. I didn't realize they were bragging about it. Do you have a link to that post?\n",
"I had a similar thing with Tom Hanks in the late nineties while I was working a security detail for Hillary Clinton. I saw him, he saw that I saw him and that I had that “holy shit that’s _____” look, and shot me a finger point and a smile. ",
"May I always be in front of Keanu on the check-in line. Amen.",
"If I was married and if my hypothetical wife were to cheat on Keanu Reeves I would forgive her for that ",
"They look very poor...",
"This is my dream -- not just to meet one of my most-beloved celebrities but also to be in an inescapable financial predicament that they don't mind helping out with.\n\nSo just meeting one of my most-beloved celebrities on a normal day, really. ^(I'm so broke please send crackers.)",
"Sorry poor dude on the left ... Keanu gets a free hummer from you ...",
"Whoa. ",
"You said probably ... So you probably would go bug him ...",
"Keanu Saves",
"A friend of mine was at a party once, back in the day, where David Robinson was there and nobody wanted to be a jerk and hassle him and so he ended up being sad and lonely and left the party.",
"Title should be two dumbasses bother Keanu for a picture.",
"I wonder if he realizes how much people gush over him about what a good guy he is. ",
"Maybe a simple selfie and a hello how are you would be enough.",
"My closest was jumping out of my Uber 20 minutes before departure. I made it to the gate in 8 minutes right as they were doing final boarding. But that was an anomaly, I was delayed quite a bit because they were moving that space shuttle from LAX and had a ton of roads closed.\n\nMy favorite closest was checking my bag RIGHT at 45 minutes out. The lady said if she had typed my name 5 seconds slower I would’ve been SOL.",
"The Punisher himself!",
"My mother occasionally tells me about the time she 'met' Arnold Schwarzenegger. So she, my dad, and my dad's sister were trolling around L.A. hunting celebrities. They thought they'd catch a glimpse of him by stalking around a mall for an hour but didn't find a trace of him. Just when they gave up they spotted a Humvee pulling out of a parkade. Back in those days, only one man in the world owned a Humvee. So she immediately lept up and shouted \"HAY ARNIE!!!\" at him over and over again waving her arms while my dad and his sister just kind of sat there mildly embarrassed. My mother described his reaction as very much like Terminator when he turned his head with sunglasses on, very robotic-like, and did sort of a 'sup' motion with his head. The experience must have been something because she literally told her kids about it.\n\nWe also saw Michael Cera at LAX and she tried to take a picture of him in baggage check and he noticed. I guess I know how it felt to be my dad then.",
"American treasure ",
"Man this dude (Keanu Reeves) is always somewhere in the world to help someone. This guy is a roll-model of a perfect human-being. ",
"Ugh. Adam Sandler ate at the restaurant I work at a couple of times and motherfuckers would not leave him alone. THE MAN IS TRYING TO EAT YOU ASSHOLES. He was extremely nice to everyone and appeased every person bothering him while he ate lunch. Very cool guy, but fuck everyone interrupting the mans lunch.",
"Just talked about this today. Never really met a celebrity, but I've met a lot of pro MMA fighters and I always wait politely until there is a good opportunity to get a photo/say hi or ask them how it's going. If they look too busy, I will settle for just a handshake and a \"big fan!\" comment. It annoys me to no end when other fans just sit and scream the person's name while they are very obviously doing something else. I think people like to feel like celebs/athletes are not real human beings and only exist for their own entertainment. ",
"Canto I\n\nCalliope, O muse of epic speech,\n\nRecall to me the tale of Keanu Reeves,\n\nThe hero of The Matrix, Bill and Ted,\n\nBeloved of so many movie fans.\n\nWhat anguish did he carry in his heart?\n\nHow great a sorrow can affect a man?\n\n... this might take a few years to finish.",
"Like Jesus Christ Superstar?\n\nhttp://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070239/ ",
"Lewis Black used to come into the Best Buy I worked at in North Carolina pretty frequently as he had a house near by. Always seemed like a pretty nice guy and not like a demanding celebrity or anything like that.",
"> Smiling\n\nHe has the most smug grin of \"yeah I did this, fuck you\" on his face to be honest though",
"I want Keanu Reeves to be my spirit animal!",
"You mean Jon Bernthal?",
"No that's Keanu Reeves. It says so in the title dude.",
"Jesus",
"Keanu Reeves being Keanu Reeves.",
"Subreddit idea: r/whereintheworldisKeanuReeves\n\nA wholesome sub dedicated to keeping up with Keanu and his awesome life. ",
"what if she is really hot and it is public knowledge that she is available now? yolo?",
"They're just neighbors, married for the tax benefit.",
"While I don't think there are close to as many holier than thou Christians as most people make it out to be (especially considering that the overall quantity of people who believe in anything religious is on an extreme decline in America) I do still agree that they exist (it's not the point of Christianity but people all over twist things to their advantage, Christians are no different and are human too). At the end of the day it's just about 6 of one half a dozen of another. A dick, no matter the shape or size is still just a dick.",
"Is... that... a smile?",
"You use the term smiling very loosely. ",
"it is like ash not trying to catch that legendaries he regularly encounters",
"Go */u/threeknucklesdeeper*",
"This is the one extreme situation... I'm sure family members would be on the plane or would be willing to help in this csse",
"Wish I could say the same since we're not disagreeing with anything I said.",
"Im in my 20s, still my logic...\n\nwell actually primary logic is that they'd reject anyone less than a model",
"Ah, the guy who likes to see homos naked. \n\n\nThat don't help me none. ",
"I ran into Keanu in Carmel last year and my wife and I just let him be. Seemed like he was having fun, didn't want to bother him.",
"I wonder if celebrities that have never met or worked together approach other celebs and make similar small talk or gushing. ",
"Capitalizing the word \"him\" is a dead giveaway -- a Christian shibboleth, if you will.",
"Y'all think that's a smile??\n",
"> Viggo: That \"fuckin' nobody\"... is John Wick. He once was an associate of ours. They call him \"Baba Yaga.\"",
"Have you ever fed a lone pigeon? In a few seconds you are swarmed and covered in bird shit. ",
"If you have decent vision insurance, you can get \"designer\" brand glasses. I almost got Gucci ones, but they weren't the flattering for my face so I ended up not getting them.\n\nMy insurance would have paid for most of them, I think I would have only had to pay an extra $40? Most of my extra fees go into my lenses, I have bad vision and i need anti glare to avoid driving issues.",
"John Wick is a stand up guy. Even if he broke many laws.",
"Then you're this close to being a millenial anyway. Why bitch?",
"Congratulations on leveling up your wisdom and self awareness. ",
"I'm in my 30s and still don't talk to women",
"It literally takes less than a minute to get the bag from the jet bridge to the pits. I’m a ramper ",
"I think if I stare long enough, her boob is going to pop out of her shirt. ",
"I walked past him on a trip to New York last fall. Uhm... end of story.",
"When in doubt, WWKD?",
"It's refreshing to see Reddit not bashing JC. Good job ❤\n",
"Keanu strikes again",
"This just reminds me of the Keanu Reeves breastfeeding text, classic saint 👌🏻",
"No, that would be \"That's is what she said\"",
"He's one of the few good celebrities that is a genuinely good person. I can only aspire to be this successful, all while being a great human. ",
"Ugh he’s so hot still 😍",
"That's his smile? Looks more like he's annoyed these idiots didn't bring money with them and now expect him to pose for a picture AFTER he just paid their carry on. Assholes",
"Passion of the Christ 2: Crucify This",
"I wouldn’t have recognized him from Joe Schmoe.",
"\"smiling\"",
"I'm just saying that out of the millions of people who take flights around the world every single day claiming that they are all on vacation, or flying as a luxury is just not based in reality. There is also a massive difference in having a spare $50 to drop on expected fees and getting hit with a $50 fee for an unplanned event.\n\nIf you are lucky enough to be in the minority of people who scoff at $50 as not being very much money then good for you, but you would be in a category that is less than half the population of the country. To many people, even if they have the $50 it's a big deal to them. Contrary to popular belief on Reddit there are a lot more people who need that $50 to make ends meet than people who can afford to spend it on bullshit upcharges at airports. ",
"keanu reeves has a prosthetic face. he is literally wearing a mask. he plays the role of multiple actors and politicians as well. break the veil guys ",
"Smiling?",
"Yes, exactly. It just changes the dynamic so much when someone else is in the room. I’m the person who goes to the bathroom at a party just to be alone for a few minutes, even though I didn’t need to go to the bathroom. ",
"Dang it, I posted the same thing without checking first. :( Have an upvote.",
"My wife saw him (post prison and recently face tatted) at an airport on a work trip. Her coworkers confirmed her suspicions and said “don’t go near him, he’ll beat you up or rape you”. She steered clear. ",
"And then they asked for a selfie? Assholes. ",
"Good one Keanu but my question is, why fly when you don't have enough money?",
"What did Brendan do?",
"Let's not get bogged down with semantics. ",
"I think I would approach him and say thank you to him. ",
"I have always wondered what would happen if Chuck Norris and Keanu Reeves both reached for the last piece of pie? Would they sweet talk each other or kill everyone in the room while battling it out?",
"I remember this vaguely (but my mom was there so she too assured me that it happened), I used to live in NYC and we were living with my grandmother at the time (I was in the 2nd grade I believe), my grandmother lives in an apartment building on 90th street on the west side. This so happened to be the very same block where Alec Baldwin lived (he used to live in the El Dorado penthouse apartment literally across the street). We were walking down towards Central Park, bumped into him and he started hitting on my mom. I remember just standing there lmao, I think I shook his hand and he told me something along the lines of \"you have a beautiful mother\". Still can't forget his distinctive voice to this day. \n\nTl;DR: I met Alec Baldwin as a kid because he was hitting on my mom ",
"Keanu Reeves breaks reddit.",
"How the hell is that a smile?",
"I saw him 3-4 times in West Hollywood between Matrix 1 & 2. 3 of the 4 he was around Book Soup. My company’s office was on Sunset, so this was just around lunch time. \n\nThe first few times, I thought the same as you. Didn’t want to interrupt his conservation, etc. (Plus I’m an introvert.)\n\nThird time, I saw some ask for a photo and he was cool. \n\nForth time, as I passed I just said “I really like you films.” as I kept walking. He actually stopped, looked at me , smiled, said “hey, that’s nice to hear. Thank you, man.” and put his handout. \n\nI was kinda flabbergasted so I should his hand and moved on. In hindsight, that’s totally reasonable, but as I kept walking I had wished I’d ask for a photo or something and chalked it up to my awkwardness. \n\nHe’s definitely a very cool, sincere guy. ",
"I'd be embarrassed someone had to cover charges for me. I certainly wouldn't ask them for something else after that good deed.",
"that's really fucking cool. If youre the kind of person like him I think that's the kind of thing you should want to do and I'm glad that someone as bitchin' as Keanu seems to want to. ",
"Nothing would survive except Chuck Norris and Keanu Reeves..",
"So long as they aren't still in their mid teens you're good",
"Username checks out",
"Ugh, yes. I'm confused as to why ppl think it's ok to talk to someone while they're eating. This is why I hate eating at work. ",
"You can still be a great human being even when your famous, just shows you that it doesn’t matter who you are! You the man Keanu Reeves Much respect!",
"Your marriage sounds awesome! Also, our sofa might be the most comfy thing in the world, so I kind of like falling asleep on it regardless :) \n\nArguing makes me feel awful. We just like to remind ourselves that we’re on the same side. Sometimes I want to tell him to fuck off and then I remember he truly has my best interests at heart, so that helps me say something nice instead!",
"I mean, is it not possible that his wife isn't a hot chick?",
"I'm so glad I would never have to deal with this because I have no idea what most celebrities look like.",
"That's not Keanu. Judging by how high that guy looks I'm pretty sure it's Ted from that documentary he did with his friend Bill. ",
"Goodguy Keanu",
"\"smiling\"",
"Yeah i find a lot of people are too comfortable with letting other people know they're poor. Have some shame. Not having money isn't something I would try to let everyone know. ",
"This man needs to start spreading his genes!! Need more people like him.",
"So begins the legend of Keanu Reeves. Where will he travel next, and whom will he save? Stay tuned America..",
"I’m sure he’s seen every type of approach and would recognize it immediately. If I were him I’d be like “I’m flattered, but I’m straight. Thanks though.” Then I’d leave without eating another bite. ",
"**If I were**",
"Big black died?",
"Legend",
"People tend to forget about embarkation taxes when coming in and out of different countries. You have to pay them to leave a country and if you don't plan for it and have the cash for it...you could end up not having enough money to pay for your bags! One of many things I advise my customers about when selling them international flights. ",
"We don't deserve Keanu Reeves.",
"What was his advice on jerking off? I want to make sure I'm doing it right.",
"My favorite celebrity encounter was when I literally ran (well, walked very swiftly) into Laird Hamilton at a Home Depot. We were both turning a corner walking very quickly not looking up, hit full force into each other. Surprised apologies from both of us and then we went on our way. Most interesting light bulb purchase I ever made.",
"God forbid he do it quietly and humbly, just gotta get the glory and karma eh?",
"'The Bible - Twitter Edition' ",
"woah.",
"Well well well. What are the odds I see you here the very next day? Upvote for you good sir!",
"I feel sorry for the actual couple taking an innocent selfie with him, when they find out OP made up a story about them not affording to pay for their luggage.",
"well i imagine they asked for a photo with him lol.",
"He would be in the same airport around the same time if they were on the same flight, going to the same baggage area, it's not that hard to believe he may have bumped into them, especially if it was a small airport.\n\nAlso it's possible this could have happened at the gate rather than the baggage area, as they weigh your hand luggage there just before boarding, then he would literally be in the same queue as them waiting to board.",
"we don't deserve keanu",
"was that at the grove?",
"I like the way they tell so many things in so few words. For example, that single *\"Oh\"* told us so much about John Wick and yet he was still a mysterious assassin for us. \n\nI fooking love that movie.",
"Or you could just be a nice person. Inviting someone that looks by the description sad and staring into a buffet then walking away is definitely not imposing. It’s not about “luring” a celebrity or some crap. ",
"\"Brazzers Presents, 'The Second Coming Of Christ' - Kneel and receive His blessing\" ",
"That's the only celebrity I'd never believe bad allegations about",
"I live in Colorado, James Hetfield lives here ( singer of Metallica). I was standing in line at King Soopers and he was in front of me. I said \" great last album you put out\" he said \" thank man\". He looked annoyed already. The ironic part was 2 people in line behind us was a 14-16 kid wearing a Metallica shirt. ",
"A friend’s friend’s sister dates him. Says he can be highly sarcastic and quite the talker, but overall pretty nice. Has invited said friend over for Christmas dinner (via an email e-card) multiple times but rejects it due to the stories he’s heard of his sister and Keanu doing the dirty. Also said he never stops talking about bikes. ",
"Are you going to take credit for that one, or are you going to link to who originally said it?",
"And you really don't need as many clothes as people think. For a week, I can get away with a pair of jeans, a long sleeve tee and a jacket on my body, then a pair of leggings, 4 t shirts, and socks/undies in a bag. That doesn't take up much room.",
"links?",
"That's the best Keanu smile I have seen this year. Oh jeez, I have been on Reddit for 8 years today. My how time flys when your wasting it huh.",
"He’s a thing of legends like Bill Murray and Chuck Norris.",
"Everytime I see Keanu on the front page of reddit it’s something wholesome. Man I love him. ",
"\"Man avoids depression and anxiety with one simple trick, you won't believe it!\" ",
"Have you ever seen Black Jesus? It's basically what you described ,but it's Jesus decides to come back as a black guy in Compton. Its fuckin hilarious, and super true to Christianity.",
"I had to Google him. \nI feel like I’d get just as much joy from not recognizing a celeb and being told “that was _____” and I could respond “who? Never heard of him”. \nCool story though. ",
"After all of the bad press about celebrities bad behavior, this is refreshing. ",
"Yup, had a heart attack in May last year. \n \nF",
"It’s insane that (at least in Canada) you don’t even get one free bag anymore. I had to pay 67 dollars each way to take 2 bags home over Christmas vacation. That’s almost 140 extra dollars for my flight from Toronto to Newfoundland (3 hours) that was already 850. Insanity. ",
"Who the fuck can do that?",
"I’ve been a big fan since I was a kid and you’re spot on. Every single interview or junket thing he’s on, especially with other ppl or actors or whatever, he praises them like no other celeb or famous person I’ve seen honestly. Incredibly gracious. ",
"This world does not deserve Keanu",
"That's epically awesome.",
"Glad to know he is actually a good guy!",
"He married ugly.\n\nRule#1 for the desperate: Go ugly early",
"Scary thing is that he’s had so much weapons and martial arts training due to movies that at this point Keanu possibly could become a hitman if he wanted. Those two training videos for John Wick showed him practicing at a shooting range and he looks fucking good at it. Here’s one https://youtu.be/tpr8oqyjKIc",
"I understood that reference",
"We don't deserve Keanu",
"That smile looks like a smile someone really sad would give.",
"*smiling...",
"Good luck, hope this takes off!",
"Yeah. It was so low key. He was looking at his phone a bit and was sporting his signature black leather jacket. I was hoping he would be in lone long enough for him to be next to me where the line wrapped around. I had some Jurassic Park questions for him.",
"We don't deserve him.",
"Then wake up from being a double A battery and save humanity from the machines. ",
"That would result in me still not talking to them",
"I'm guessing that they burned all cash on vacation and they were heading home when this happened. ",
"This guy has karma upon karma upon karma",
"I’ve ran into a few celebrities and my normal reaction is just a one off line and leaving them alone. I have nothing to say to Taylor Swift. \n\n\nExceptions can be made for sports because calling David Ortiz a murderer for terrorizing my Yankees would make my day. Unless you are in an airport, everybody meets celebrities in airports.\n\n\nWhat’s weird is when somebody is a small time celebrity. Like how many people are going to recognize Frank Turner, you figure they don’t get as much harassment but a lot more fanboys. ",
"Hell yeah dude. Blink was always my favorite band growing up, and I especially loved Tom..glad to hear he is a class act and exactly how I imagined he would be.",
"How did OP get this pic?",
"I have a shirt with that phrase on it! ",
"Oh man I love sleeping in the cold. I'm lucky my girlfriend and I can sleep together without bothering each other. If we did we would sleep separate. Every other girlfriend I've had we bothered the hell out of each other and couldn't snuggle up to sleep. ",
"That was such a good movie for hitting every goddamn cliche it could. ",
"from the machines.",
"I bartend and one of our regulars is a local celebrity and a big deal in the sports world. He tends to cut his visits short if people start recognizing and approaching him, but generally in a very gracious way.",
"The new King of Reddit. 👑👑👑",
"It was the equivalent of calling somebody a demon. It means you should be afraid.",
"Conspicuously ignored. Good wording. \nI feel like I can kind of relate to that feeling as an amputee. Some people will stare. Some will just come right up and ask “so did you lose that in the war?” or something similar. Some will just make pointless small talk while intentionally avoiding the elephant in the room, maybe in an attempt to make me feel “normal”. ",
"Goddam! Good guy Keanu!",
"Or maybe he’s just acting like one. ",
"I said “Hey it’s Brendan Schuab!” I was a huge UFC follower at the time and he was in Indy for the Super Bowl. I tried saying Hi but he gave me the whole “You’re not important so I won’t say hi to you back” face. Even though he wasn’t really that well known, he was in the UFC, he could’ve said hi back. This was definitely before he got well known for the Joe Rogan Podcast. ",
"I've never had much problem with the Jeebs himself, or regular Christians. Fundamentalists are not ok, though. They're the ones that create suffering for others. ",
"Or she isn't hot",
"Considering he builds motorcycles and competes in shooting competitions, you knew he had to look shifty normally.",
"I think if Keanu Reeves fucked up like these big celebs now a days. I'll be like it's all good Keanu I forgive you without hearing the rest of the story",
"Ok, Ron Swanson",
"Man Keanu has been on Reddit a lot lately",
"Who's Keane?",
"So your message is if I ever meet Keanu, then put my money away and pretend I need some.",
"I had travelled to the states to visit my big brother who lives in New York, this was back in 2015, (I'm from Africa. Particularly Uganda), I ran into Lupe Fiasco (most of you don't know who he is but he's this really amazing Rapper / Hip-Hop artist I've loved since I was a kid). Anyway, so I walked into this store to buy myself some new sneakers and there he was, in the flesh. I panicked, lol. I honestly didn't know what to do. Funny thing is he was standing starring at the exact same sneakers I wanted to buy. \nSo I walk up to him and say \"Hey, Mr Lupe\" - yeah, I was formal like that - \"I really liked your Tetsuo & Youth album\". Now being a really cool guy, he just proceeded to ask me what made the album stand out for me and boy did I spit a tonne of shite. Before I knew it, we were talking about comics, manga and our best Indie films of the year. Full disclosure, Lupe Fiasco is a proper nerd. Anyway, I talked to him for like a WHOLE FREAKING HOUR and at the end, he offered to buy me 3 pairs of the same sneakers I wanted and I didn't even think to ask for a picture. \nI think sometimes all celebrities want is to connect with the fans who approach them one on one. But these days, all everyone wants is a picture and an autograph. ",
"Nice of him. Most famous actors are asses when in public and avoid getting personal. ",
"He’s always posing for pics. And this shows what a cool guy he is !",
"Haha! Funny. Like buying a Porsche and complaining about the maintenance costs.",
"Right",
"how do people travel and are not prepared for things like this?",
"Be excellent to each other! ",
"Can someone pay my student loans for few months so that I can be with my wife who is in another country? ",
"Some people say it's a stunt for publicity, but I think he just knows how to be a good person.\nGood Person: Someone who takes care of themselves to the point where they begin looking for others to take care of.",
"So this couple is traveling on such a tight budget that they have no money for unexpected cost'?",
"Am I wrong in assuming they are on a flight? I don't they don't have any money...",
"Let’s not get carried away guy, he IS actually Neo....",
"Jesus was a Capicorn as done by Kristofferson is pretty much that. Basically that we’d kill him again.",
"\"smiling\"",
"sure, we get that a lot. When we were sleeping together our quality of sleep was poor leading to crankiness and irritability. It's fun sneeking into each other's rooms for a surprise cuddle. We love it! But to each their own!",
"Happy Keanu. ",
"👍",
"Dad?",
"Trust me, it isn't so bad. It's wonderful, really. \n\nAnd hey, when you want to, you can sleep together. ",
"Kind of unrelated but it made me think of the video of Leonardo DiCaprio pretending to be a crazy fan to scare Jonah Hill.\nhttps://youtu.be/JIQfk-_0P-Y",
"Besides the oodles of errors, it was on the damn Crucifix. INRI. \n\n\nPlus the Romans got softened in The Gospels since they didn’t want to piss them off. ",
"I thought this was dead. I'm so glad it isn't.",
"HAHA!!!!",
"Why is his hair always messy",
"I don't know, will never top his work in the jackal: https://youtu.be/pyXdB_AYiDs",
"They are brother and sister.",
">I want to be a Keanu Reeves when I ~~grow up~~ become immortal. \n\n",
"Lol what? I just flew home from a holiday with family and literally had just enough change for the bus home from the airport. I have no credit cards, I am 35. Although I did get paid the next day.\n\nA holiday is a super luxury and many people put all their savings into them and try to make the most of it.\n\nAlso, thy might not have been complaining loudly about the charge and being assholes, they might have sighed then started going through their luggage to see what could be given away/left behind/thrown out to get under weight and that's when Keanu saw them. Not everyone can just afford to pay extra for the special treatment.",
"I have met a couple idols and honestly I think this is the best way to go about it, cause imagine what they have heard a milliion times?\n\n\"Oh my god I love....\"\n\nJust a casual, human conversation, like \"God this rain sucks\" would be something they would be happy to reply to, and you get the acknowledgement from them.\n\n",
"That doesn't sound like douche behavior to me. Im not a fan of his, and he seems like a twat in general, but he doesn't owe you anything. Not even a hello. Its not friendly, but in encounters like that, its almost always going to be more than just a hello. I can understand not wanting to engage. Actually, asking for a pic with Larry when you know he doesn't like it is a bit of a douche move to be honest. What's the deal with getting a pic with celebs anyway? ",
"Who said she's hot?",
"Party on, Garth!",
"It’s not something you’re completely doing for yourself tho or selfish, if I created something that people loved and they told me they loved it or it meant something to them, I would be happy, I wouldn’t be thinking how selfish you are for wanting to share that with me? Like you all said, he’s human like everyone else. Yes, he probably gets this stuff a lot, but I’m sure he understands it comes with the territory and at the end of the day he knows he enriched some peoples lives ",
"I would honest just say wassup Keanu and continue with my day. ",
"That would be badass AF. Because that means John Wick is Jesus.\n\nEDIT: It also means the Wachowski's did a hell of a job casting \"The One\".",
"I was born in Northern Ireland to Catholics in the 1980s. \n\n\nBut that shit is scary in person. It is one thing to die for country or a belief, those people just to kill everybody who doesn’t. First time I met real radical American Christians I just did what was proper, kept drinking and said nothing commitial.",
"What did we do to deserve Keanu",
"Be the Keanu you long to meet!",
"Where was Keanu when this happened to me back in October?",
"He's a saint",
"You a MotoGP fan? ",
"He looks so high all the time. ",
"He def rly believed you’re an alien, dudes went off the deep end lately, I think it’s 50% money motivated and 50% belief ",
"He has easily become one of my favorite actors, especially off screen.",
"Keanu looks amazing as always... but why does he usually look like he just woke up?",
"I asked him to marry me in that AMA... He didn’t reply though. Probably just hasn’t seen it yet. :( ",
"2018 is the year of Keanu Reeves. \n\nI can feel it in the air.",
"Best thing to do in my opinion is if you catch his just give him a nod or something. I feel like that would be a good way to acknowledge that you're a fan but don't want to bother him/whichever celebrity it is",
"If you read about his personal life, pretty much everyone he has ever loved has died in different ways. He's had a pretty tragic life and I'm sure it weighs on him a lot. Maybe that's why he always seems to be so kind and nice to random people he doesn't even know.",
"what \n\nyou mean you got over that\n\nhow?",
"As much as I would want to meet some actors I feel the same way... I'm just another out of the 100's today and I know I would want to be left alone. ",
"Keanu reeves outed as nice",
"Sometimes the lowlifes are the ones who are worth being friends with.",
"I can't believe he is in his 50s now. He is still unbelievably gorgeous.",
"Keanu is a Saint. He's probably been doing this philanthropy shit since the mid 1400s.",
"Are there any good deeds that keanu can't do?",
"Not to mention he did some serious gun training for John Wick...",
"Keanu reeves is a magical girl of hopes and dreams.",
"Not jaded that is just clearly not a couple that can’t pay a $50 bag fee. ",
"I love this man. ",
"Celebrity life is surprisingly very lonely. :( ",
"One pair of pants for a week? Gross.",
"'smiling' ",
"This is a good video showing what you're talking about:\n\nhttps://youtu.be/iHz82I8Vv88?t=7",
"He said hot chick...",
"Your town does kind of suck though.",
"I see Keanu, I upvote",
"This is should be an onion article.\n\nMore women are coming forward with accusations against keanu reeves including 89 year old moreen smith, 'he walked me to my car and loaded my groceries'\n",
"Is there no responsibility to check though? Whatever airline I fly I always check online about baggage. It’s like flying Spirit and being surprised when you pay for bags. ",
"Nice guy... but how do you go on aflight and not have enough money",
"even less famous.. I work retail at a sex shop, and I had a local comedian come in. I didn't recognize him, and I was gradually working towards a sale when a couple entered the store and recognized him. He was friendly with them for a minute, then they said \"what are you doing here? Are you going to buy something here?\" Not cool. He answered honestly \"I was.\" And he left. Was gonna sell him a prostate massager until they ruined it. I hate people.",
"He looks...tired. Hope the dude's alright.",
"Hello fellow roadie. *dap*",
"I remember a time when I thought Keanu Reeves had a face that I just wanted to punch, I've since realised that I probably deserve that punch more than he ever did ",
"Once must approach the Keanu as if he was a wild cat.",
"Entrepreneur and Philanthropist he is.",
"Kelly Ripa’s husband is dating the mom from Gilmore Girls? And they’re broke?",
"Well I guess he'll never do that again now.",
"Hi Sean!",
"That’s him smiling...?",
"Wow only 15k subs",
"In fairness, Mother Teresa's after-death miracle was curing a woman of stomach cancer...who never had stomach cancer. She had a cyst, which was treated by doctors and every doctor involved said it was a standard, completely ordinary recovery entirely attributable to the drugs.",
"In the biz, we call these people \"gate lice\".",
"Two pairs (leggings). And what are you doing in your pants that you need to wash them every time you wear them? ",
"Husband: (Toward gate agent) What do you mean it's 14 oz. over the--\n\nWife: Hey honey, remember when you were ok with Keanu as my celebrity pass?\n\nHusband: What? Babe, I don't think this is the appropriate time to be-\n\nKeanu: (Toward gate agent) Ma'am, I'll take care of the charges.",
"He asked me for a light once. Don’t worry, Keanu will come to you.",
"Can we just not praise this and instead just rally against the absurd situations that Capitalism creates instead? We praise others helping to feed the poor too and this changes NOTHING.",
"Sounds like a great guy to have a drink with.",
"Absolutely. I can’t believe people constantly do this. People show up to spirit flights and freak out about the luggage cost all the time. \n\n“I don’t have the money” is a frequently used lie. ",
"Top bloke. 👍",
"Went to an advance screening of the Evil Dead remake back in October 2011. Technically nobody was informed what it was for, but the screening invites listed the studio and said it was an intense horror film, so I’d worked it out enough by process of elimination that I was 90% sure I was right.\n\nGot to 100% when I glanced around and saw, a few rows behind me, Bruce Campbell. We made eye contact, and I’m sure I didn’t disguise my recognition at all because he winked at me.\n\nI’ve had this erection for over six years now.",
"Oh, I'm sure, and if you want a one up on those with pre check, you'll need some even more extensive background check and fee.",
"chick slipping her phone number into Keanus back pocket",
"how do adults who can fly and pay for airline tickets, not have a credit card to pay the $30-40 for baggage? ",
"I would believe myself a total POS to have to take money from a celebrity because I don't know how taking a plane trip works. Sorry Keanu, you should never have to deal with that.",
"Seriously. People have to take responsibility for themselves. If you saved for years wait another month and save some emergency cash. ",
"I absolutely agree it pains me to see other humans suffering so much because of something as despicable and simple as human greed. In order to truly make a worthwhile society should we not try to restrain the more sinister parts of humanity?",
"Absolutely",
"Dang, is it possible for Keanu to do wrong?",
"One theory is that Keanu didn't actually pay for their bags, it's just a clickbaity title for an already intriguing photo. ",
"great story. tom seems like such a humble down to earth dude.",
"Going on holiday and they can’t pay the extra baggage? Sounds like they shouldn’t be going on holiday....",
"But everyones life has tragic events. Everyone will eventually have someone close to them die etc etc. I bet Reeves gets tired of the unwarranted sympathy from strangers. \n\nHes not special. Hes just human...and worth 300+ million dollars.",
"Forget the post, you should write a book! ",
"I mean \nI guess so the chance of actually meeting him are abyssmal.. is that an actual word? Eh you know what I mean",
"If you have no money wouldn’t you MAKE SURE that you don’t have excessive baggage? Fuck.",
"> Of course none of this happened.\n\nI think the lie by itself is better than having to add this. ",
"Err, if people like to act and somehow becomes successful doing so they shouldn't have to change who they are because of the spotlight. That's not really fair imo. ",
"True, but when they stop someone who is right about to board and then they have to pay their fee, it tacks on a couple minutes as well.",
"He also [hand-made a whip to assault people for doing perfectly legal things, one time](http://biblehub.com/john/2-15.htm).",
"Now I have that song stuck in my head:\n“Everywhere I go,\nBitches always know\nCharlie Sheen has got a weenie\nThat he loves to show”\n\nHe might be the nicest guy in the world, but that’s his theme song in my sick little head",
"What?",
"I love him!!! What a great guy!!",
"Totally not fair that he can dress like a hobo and still look good. When I dress like a hobo I look like a hobo",
"There's also a bit at the start where his mom was like, \"Hey, we're out of wine at this party but we have a shitload of water. Can you do that miracle you always do?\" and he replied, \"Woman, what's this got to do with me?\"",
"He is the one.",
"plenty of people travel with just enough money. it tends to suck though.",
"I love that guy.",
"I worked with Keanu for six weeks last spring on a film. Can confirm he is an awesome guy. Quiet and reserved, but remarkably humble, professional and conscientious of his peers. I didn't spend time with with him outside of work, but those that did attested to his kind and generous nature. He's rich, but really doesn't care about money and will frequently help others out. ",
"That's hurtful",
"It's not like he stopped complaining, though. Right up to the end, it's all, \"ELOI ELOI, LAMA SABACHTHANI?!\"",
"Honestly if I ever met him I would just shake his hand and tell him to stay excellent ",
"I once saw Scott Caan in the line-up when I was surfing at Malibu. I had just ridden a looong wave, paddle back to where I had been sitting, looked to my left and there he was.\n\nHe looked over and gave a \"whats up\" nod, and I did the same not realizing who it was at first. After about 15 seconds it sunk in \"Oh shit! That's Scott Caan from Oceans 11 and other movies!\"(this was in 2007). I looked back over with a \"just realizedj whats up\" look. He gave a smile/chuckle, turned and caught a wave, then he was gone.\n\nThat was a good day.\n\nPS: Also, my sister and I saw Luke Wilson at the MOMA in NYC once. We went out of our way not to draw attention that we realized, because others hadn't caught on and we didnt want to ruin his art viewing by starting a crowd of fans.\n\nAlso, also, I've seen Tyson Ritter of The All American Rejects multiple times around my home town in FL(He has a beach house there). At restaurants, at the beach. First time I was 17 and super into his music and just started humming a song from their first album as I walked by.\n\n... I'm realizing I've had a lot of celebrity run ins...",
"Really? To me this is a bold statement. I think most of the marvel films are OK at best, but I thought doctor strange was amazing.\n\nGoing to have to watch this animated movie.",
"He can look homeless and rich at the same time. ",
"So did i. Surprised to see criticism regarding her performance. I'm hoping she makes an appearance as some ghost like figure in the sequel. Lol",
"Strange is always sounds like Dr Orpheus from venture Bros when I read the books. ",
"See, this kind of thing I never understood - do people not read these in a lump sum to immediately evaluate the sentence? There are few enough words that I just read this as a whole - so it never gotchas me. The vargas/tree-fiddy posts do because they're way too long to read instantly.\n\nDo other people not read this way? Am I.... weird?",
"Nah I think the comedy of having the obvious statement written \"out loud\" adds to the post. Also, it gives the story a self depreciating twist which fits well with Anna's humor, instead of a \"wishful loser obviously fake story\" people --including myself, would be inclined to downvote. If you haven't guessed yet, I'm a writer for 'The Good Place' and used to write for College Humor back in the day. Of course neither claim is true.",
"I ran into [Chris Cooper](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Cooper) while I was working at a retail establishment about 8 years ago. It was very busy and he's a relatively normal looking dude, just about the furthest thing from \"Academy Award winning actor\" that I could picture. But there he was, and he was one of my favorites. Adaptation? Holy fuck.\n\nAnyway, I just leaned in close and said \"hey man, I love your work\", and he just said \"oh, thank you very much\". I couldn't imagine making a big deal about seeing a celebrity. He's a guy that does work I admire, and it was nice to let him know that. \n\nUnlike the former coworker I had that saw Steven Tyler in the same establishment and ran up to him, crying and telling him how much she loved him. He never came back after that.",
"I saw Wallace Shawn at hotel in Cincinnati. He was waiting for his driver and I was waiting with my hungover friends for my car. I gave him the nod. He said hi and asked if I had a nice visit. I said I did. His driver came and he was boosted into the passenger side of the truck. He rolled down the window and I waved. He waved back, smiled and said laughing “Inconceivable!” He drove away and my month was made. It was an awesome experience and my idiot friends witnessed it. Way better than bothering the guy for a selfie. ",
"That's just sad keanu trying to not make us feel bad for him.\n\n",
"“Smiling”",
"I've mentioned it elsewhere, but do people not ordinarily read short sentences/phrases in one lump? I read these kinds of things as a singular item, read all at once and processed (I look at the whole thing and it just gets processed, vs. starting at the left and reading L-R as usual in English - only on small enough sentences/phrases though).\n\nMaybe this is why people get pissed off at me in Jeopardy! - because I typically am able to instantly read the \"answer\" in order to provide the question quickly.",
"Why did you mention The Punisher?",
"Did you ask him about Dave’s Old Porn?",
"F",
"Why can't people just let famous people do their thing without bothering them? :(",
"What... Is that? Is that a thing?",
"Love the love in this thread! Like another recent post about Dolly Parton, so nice to see so many agree on one thing. Very rare these days.\n",
"Is that what it looks like when he smiles? ",
"I, too, met Lewis Black, back in the late 90s, but luckily it was after a show where he was signing autographs so I got to briefly speak with him. He got a kick out of signing my therapist's business card, inscribing, \"FazeNazi, don't let the assholes get you down.\" Class act. Still wish I hadn't lost it during some move or another.",
"Doesn't he love motorcycles? I think if you treat him like a normal person he'll enjoy it far more. So you should have talked about the MotoGP event or motorcycles in general and not act like he was famous",
"I know we can’t know a lot about people just based on press reports but he always struck me as just a pretty decent guy.",
"Didn’t have enough money for excess baggage? How tight are they running the ol’ budget?",
"Always loved Keanu, amazing roles, Neo, John Wick, timeless movies for me. Laid back guy, met him in Uruguay once, he was basically just another tourist wondering around enjoying that beautiful country.\n\nAnd now this nice gesture.\n\nHats off Mr. Reeves.\n\n",
"> Jesus used the least amount of force to drive the money changers out\n\nPretty sure you could scare people out of a building using loud noises or booming voices from the sky or something. No need to fashion a whip and attack people.\n\nLike, I've gotten people out of my house with a loud fart before. Am I more powerful than Jesus?",
"Could we get a buddy cop movie with Keanu and Terry Crews? I don't think Reddit could handle that.",
"And then Keanu fucked his wife",
"Yea, I love mushrooms too.;)",
"--John 2:14-16\n\nGot your back, Jack.",
"Well, I fly often from Germany to my home country and back and always only have 50 Euros in case.. rarely more... those extra weight fees can get hefty. Usually I have my debit card on me though, however sometimes it cannot be accepted since it's not a credit card.",
"Seriously though, this sums it all up. Don’t need religion to tell me this.",
"Keanu Reeves is my spirit animal. Is that too cliche? Hipster? Starbucks-y? Whatever, it's true.",
"The more I learn about him, the more I love him.",
"This was so long ago it was years before that show",
"Why would they have excess baggage coming back from their parent's funeral? They pick up some souvenirs while they were there?",
"Does keanu reeves appear more on reddit than any other celebrity?",
"I'm a guy who lives in the south. I sweat down there and fart. Jeans can go for two days but not regular shorts. But, that's why I fly Southwest. We all have different needs and I'd rather pay a 40-50 more to get the freedom to change flights around (requirement for work) and two checked bags.",
"He's as tall as conan... giants",
"Tom is awesome",
"Poor Keanu. Pays for this couples luggage fees with his own money, and these parasites still want a picture with him.",
"It's pretty unclear if you compare English translations as to whether he was whipping the people, too. I don't know Greek, though, so I can't really go check the source.",
"Can Keanu Reeves and Danny DeVito make a movie together about being nice to everybody?",
"Or I'd just say something in passing like I would to anybody. Like, 'Hey, good morning. Have a great day.'",
"That girl looks just like Melissa Fumero from Brooklyn 99",
"Do people just sit around and look despondent whenever they see Keanu Reeves?",
"\"Damn dude, you're huge. Can I have an autograph?\"\n\nAm I doing this right?",
"Not when you fly home. Get picked up by family and live of moms money ",
"His a kindred soul maybe like a lonely Jesus",
"My wife and her sister once met him in a bar at Sundance. He was nice and was totally content to just hang out with them and chat until the sister asked for a photo. He kindly obliged and then immediately left. My wife was ticked at her sister.",
"Rocking the Spike look. Still waiting for cowboy bebop",
"> some idiot\n\n> her\n\nThis made me laugh a lot more than I feel it should have. I don't feel bad.",
"Keanu Reeves is starting early at the person of the year award.",
"But like all good fathers, he knew that once the complaining stopped, it'd be all good. ",
"I have 60 dollars until Thursday on a weekly basis lol",
"Drew Barrymore struck up a conversation with me once. She was in the VIP section of a music venue in Austin. She had finished her drink and instead of walking up to throw the cup away, she tossed it in from a reasonable distance. I saw the shot and held up the \"field goal\" sign. \n\nShe introduced herself, I the same, and she talked for a bit about how she makes baskets like that at home with empty water bottles while she watches the game on TV. \n\nWe're all just people, dude. \n\nGreg Proops was another good run in. He had asked me where a good spot was to get a drink around town (within walking distance). I pointed out a few with the caveat that they were the kind of places me and my coworkers went to after work. I saw him go into one of my suggestions. Looked like long enough to have one beer and he walked on down the road after. Never knew if he was disappointed in my suggestion or not. ",
"Yeah that’s true. Hasn’t happened with the airline I work for and the airline I have a contract with. Usually they’ll just tag the bags free of charge ",
"good guy keanu",
"Yea I can't say I've ever been able to do that. That's pretty nifty. ",
"It's common sense that a guy needs to go for a test drive before signing papers.",
"Yeah, but it turns out he did it anyway, surreptitiously... he was just playing because he didn't want to take the glory for the [miracle](https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=John+2:1-11&version=NIV), at least at first.",
"The problem with The Ancient One is that in the comics very specifically a *Tibetan*. Now, if you keep him Tibetan then you piss off the Chinese government and risk losing a massive market for your films. If you make him Asian, but *not* Tibetan then you're implying that you're supportive of the Chinese government's policy and actions towards Tibet, which pisses off a bunch of other people.\n\nSo the solution, and I think they did it well, is to change the character completely. Make The Ancient One a Celtic woman and simply avoid the controversy altogether.\n\nIt sucks, because the original character is iconic, if not well known outside of nerd circles, but there's no way to incorporate it without making it into a whole *thing* and distracting from the movie. ",
"I worked with a partner at an accounting firm who happened to look a great deal like Greg Kinnear. I mean, he so resembled Kinnear, that I had made a mental note about it and even looked up his name as I couldn't remember it at the time.\n\nA few months later, I was exiting a random Starbucks in Brookfield, WI. I saw something strange just outside the second set of doors, on the sidewalk next to the parking lot. There was a man handing cash to another man, as though paying him for something, and the other man entered the building. \n\n\"Hey Brian!\" I exclaimed, as he was in shorts and looking pretty happy for the serious accounting partner I had known. I mean, seriously, he is in tax, it's not a field known for it's smiley extroverted short pants wearers. The man squinted at me in confusion, and I then realized I had just called actual Greg Kinnear Brian. He was probably running through his mind which actor named Brian I had confused him with, and I came to the realization that he had paid the other man to buy him coffee to avoid having to talk to folks like me, so I resolved to return to my vehicle without expounding upon my inappropriate Brianing.\n\nGreg, if you're out there, I'm sorry about the confusion, buddy.",
"In fairness, MT was a bitch with mental problems. ",
"Was waiting for the u/shittymorph punchline. Sorta disappointed.",
"I worked at Sylvester stalones house for like 2 weeks saw him daily wanted to tell him how much he meant to me growing up i loved rambo and Rocky as a kid .We had been warned by the contractor to not talk to him or we would be kicked off the job.He said hi we would say hi back but being so close to someone you admired and not being able to say a word sucks .",
"My boss told me about this encounter mid 2000s, so maybe it was him. Or maybe lots of people have done this.",
"[whoa](https://i.imgur.com/0il7vzh.gifv) ",
"This makes me wonder whether it's a thing some people have, or I'm just a weirdo.\n\nI mean, I guess the latter is likely true anyway but it'd be nice to have some company ;)",
"But that's like pointing out that Mariano Rivera didn't make the 2007 AL All Star team. ",
">He was standing awkwardly at a table full of hors d'oeuvres, staring at the food as though he had no idea what it was. \n\nPlot twist: he was looking at the food like that bc he's constantly being driven away by intrusive fans and is literally starving \n",
"That's such a fucking great story. Would have loved to chill and rip a bowl with the big guy 👍",
"You seem miserable. ",
"thats a smile?",
"Maybe he was dieting for in upcoming movie",
"The temple cleansing was a prophetic act that isn't interpreted as an act of defilement or violence. If he was truly acting violent and whipping people in a mad rage, why is it that the Roman soldiers who were stationed outside, at the Antonia fortress, not intervene? And why was Jesus not immediately arrested by either them or the temple police? Because the act is widely interpreted as a symbolic destruction of the old temple in anticipation of its replacement by Jesus",
"seriously. he paid the baggage charges, they went through security, stood around in the terminal, boarded....*then* they took a picture together",
"Oh, cool. I did watch 2 and figured a 3rd would be coming but the comment made it seem like there was a 3rd out already. Stoked for the next one!",
"Read that in an epic movie trailer voice.",
"Thats what happens when you become John Wick.......",
"How much are the fees? Just not sure how that’d break the bank when you’re already flying. ",
"who?",
"https://m.imgur.com/a/gD3F6",
"....what tha.",
"Keanu leaves ",
"Sorry friend",
"tagged as marketing",
"Your no weirdo. I just realised why i do so much for my roommate and wonder why hes inconsiderate. I just genuinely like to do things for people...",
"It's the idea of self-serving actions. Like apologizing to someone you have wronged long ago. Likely they dont need the apology, doing so is just helping the bad party feel better.",
"I'm sure you are not the only mutant freak. But it's definitely interesting. ",
"I once had a low point in life when I couldent pay my baggage charge and I had to leave everything I owned lying on the floor of the airport. Clothes, Skateboards, Game consoles, TV , ext ext. Keanu is a legend! ",
"Exactly like that, yes",
"As a man who appreciates a good sit down meal, I genuinely feel sorry for the guy. ",
"https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7oix65/keanu_reeves_smiling_in_this_picture_after_he/ds9z70b?context=3",
"What's this prostate massage you speak of? I'm asking for a friend",
"Sometimes people don't have an answer and information is offered instead. It's a pretty normal part of our daily life. Like this couple at a Mexican restaurant:\n\nWife: \"Hey honey, do I want to order some queso dip or just stick with salsa?\"\n\nHusband: \"Hmmm... Tough one. Cheese does tend to make you gassy.\"\n\nWife: \"That's true but I think I'd prefer queso. It's just so yummy. I won't fart in bed, I promise.\"\n\nHusband: \"Cool, go for it!\"\n",
"Sounds made up. He doesn't talk to humans. ",
"I like to think he’s a nice guy... but it starting to look staged",
"A heart attack is when someone's heart isn't getting enough oxygen and the tissue dies. ",
"Does this work? Asking for a friend ",
"it's like all those celebrity stories where people ask to get a picture with them and ask the celebrity \"where do i know you from?\" \n\nthey just wanted the picture cause everyone else was getting a picture.",
"Because I loved his acting.",
"Yeah, non-Christian scholars have suggested a few times that the Cleansing of the Temple is likely the actual reason Jesus was arrested and executed by the Romans. Anyway, Jesus *frequently* just appears and disappears without repercussions or explanations. Like when that entire village is going to kill him for exorcising their demons into a herd of pigs, and then he just wanders off through the crowd. Or when the Twelve (well, eleven by that point) are locked in a room, panicking about the body going missing, and then Jesus is just there.\n\nIf you want to start asking serious questions about the historical Romans and the Jesus narrative, I'd start with why the Romans didn't record [the tombs of Jerusalem opening and the city being flooded with the revived dead of Israel](https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+27:52-53&version=NIV). A zombie invasion seems like something the Romans would have noticed.",
"The lady is hotter than even Reeves himself.",
"I'd probably say hi or something and wish him well since he seems to be that kind of person. It'd be hard to not ask for him to sign my card, it's a thing I do, but if it was a passing by moment, meh. Clearly he has a destination. ",
"Do not try to fit him in the cannon; that's impossible. Instead only try to realize the truth: there is no cannon. ",
"True, but also her miracles were provably bullshit.",
"You shouldn't be traveling if you can't afford the baggage fees. ",
"Keanu is the IRL version of the movie 'The Man From Earth'. Dude can't catch a break. ",
"The devil tried he failed. ",
">I saw him once in the wild. \n\nNew NatGeo series -- celebrities in the wild!",
"Seems like something he'd do. ",
"Unless you aspire to be the leader of the free world.",
"So you can afford the $40 like these peoples bag fee. ",
"They are travelling by air and don’t have an extra $30?\n",
"They then got him another puppy",
"Ive given it a lot of thought because I also don’t want to bother famous people. I decided that a genuine “I appreciate what you do.” would almost certainly brighten anyones day. Just leave it at that unless they engage with you. \n\nPeople tell them all the time that they “love” them. It has to feel empty. But to hear “I appreciate what you do.” Isn’t that what any artist wants? ",
"They are hoping to take Cash Cab and get all the questions right",
"In the name of the gun is fucking awesome.",
"i'm sure he didn't expect to see you there.\n\nceterum censeo \"unit libertatem\" esse delendam.",
"Canadian, we are proud of him.",
"Bill Murray also comes to mind",
"Keanu is the Man! ",
"Keanu is everybody's older brother. Always looking out for his younger siblings.",
"Man, Keanu Reeves seems like such a great human being. Lots of celebrities let fame and money go to their head. He seems so down to Earth in every way.",
"The zombie invasion only appears in Matthew's gospel, a gospel that scholars believe was not written by an eyewitness to Jesus but a Roman Syrian a lifetime after Jesus. The author of Matthew also had an agenda that focused on appealing to the Jewish roots of Christianity, as his Jewish audience felt pressure from the increasing popularity of Christianity among Gentiles. As a result, his overall narrative is full of embellished details and religious propaganda. Matthews gospel probably isn't the best gospel to look to when trying to find historical accuracy about Jesus. You're right, it has a lot of weird exaggerated stories like the zombie horde ",
"I’m usually sufficiently scared by the price tag to not mess around with internationals, but I once interrupted a gate attendant closing the gate to get in. I think that counts as last second. ",
"Definitely. I know I have.",
"Keanu Reeves is the patron Saint of Reddit \n[respect] ",
"I listened to his appearance on Joe Rogans podcast and think hes full of shit lol but he seems like a great guy",
"\"Smiling\" isn't the word I'd use for his expression in this picture.",
"she has a great personality.",
"Always hearing great things about him out in the wild",
"I’ve always reckoned that Constantine is john wick three, that dangerous that he has no earthly enemies and turns to attacking gods and his cronies",
"I can imagine the couple telling this story at a party:\n\"... and then Keanu Reeves appears and says: - No worries I will pay for your luggage! And then a dozen mobsters appeared and Keanu pulled two handguns and started wasting them one headshot at a time!\"\n(What? You would spice the story up too!)",
"Surely you're not saying we have the resources\nTo save the poor from their lot?\nThere will be poor always, pathetically struggling\nLook at the good things you've got!\nThink! While you still have me\nMove! While you still see me\nYou'll be lost, you'll be so sorry when I'm gone\n",
"PreCheck is awesome for this. It’s kind of like a pay to win game that after you fly a few times you find out is worth paying for the privilege to win. \n\nThe buffs? No belt, shoes, or light jacket removal. No millimeter scan (send TSA nudez!). No laptop out of bag. \n\nJust in and out with a metal detector turned down to 2 instead of the normal lines that are turned up to 11. \n\n",
"I loved him in Constantine! ",
"i mean i dont doubt Keanu would do that but..... people can literally just write anything on this site.",
"Goodnight Bush",
"Two dudes just gettin’ along.",
"Me too! He was perfect for that role! I also loved visuals!",
"I enjoy the animated movie, but the live action one was immensely more enjoyable. It's one of my favorite MCU movies, at least in the top 5",
"I'd love a remake with today's bearded Keanu!",
"whats harder to believe? people showed up to travel with not enough money for bag fees and Keanu over heard and stepped up to the task ooooorrrrr people really know how to get karma.",
"Now play it on toast. \n\nIn all honesty - I get it. And I’ve traveled enough to be savvy, but I still realize we’re all at different experience levels and fuck if the TSA check points are intimidating as standing in the korean Dmz some days. So many rules and a line of pissed-off-at-everything travelers behind you... im a pretty chill traveler so just take a breath and do what i do. \n\nYou be you and I got your back. We’ll make it through unscathed. 👍\n\nAlso if you air travel more than a few times in a few years, get yourself TSA PreCheck ahead of time. Using the PreCheck lines are like a red carpet ride through security. ",
"I miss him.",
"Well technically his wife adopted the first puppy and John adopted the second one. So not so terrible.",
"That is a very good explanation. Funny that as this is American movie, it's so reliant on \"these commies\" Chinese (joke.jpg).",
"the bumping into them isnt an issue. clearly it happened cause theres a picture.\n\nbut 0.0 evidence tthat any bag fees were paid. karma grab for me.",
"He is jesus. He knows de wey.",
"lol you millennial shit",
"Dr. Orpheus is almost a note for note parody of Dr. Strange, so that makes sense!",
"How does this guy continually become even more badass? Generosity is such an attractive trait. Love Keanu.",
"I was riding an elevator in NYC by myself when the doors opened and Shaq got on. Just me and Shaq. He looks at me and goes “how’s it going?” And I went, “It’s good. How’s your day?” And he replied, “it’s going good thanks.” And then we rode in silence for the next few floors and then went our separate ways. When I tell people the story they ask why I didn’t get a picture. It took me a while to understand why I acted the way I did. And it’s because the man has enough pictures. The best show of appreciation I can give him is a few moments of normality and, to this day, I feel a lot of pride in how I handled myself in that situation. ",
"Who",
"Who ? I'm sorry I'm from Poland so I don't really follow US sports, assuming that's what you are referencing.",
"\"Be excellent to each other.\"",
"They should live in shame because they don’t have as much money as you ?",
"I’ve heard so many amazing things about Keanu....even though I don’t know him, I absolutely love him❤️",
"Smoked a couples Js with Big boi and Andre 3000 after an outkast show at a rave in Tucson in their limo. This was in the late 1990s so more like ATLiens (my all time favorite album) time. One of the girls in our group stayed behind and someone got a BJ.",
"Holy shit. That's crazy.",
"Is that how is smiles?",
"> conspiracy theories in general (one about a military ship that phases out and half the crew gets stuck halfway in between decks and in bulkheads..)\n\nThat would be the Philadelphia Experiment [film](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087910/) that has people being fused in to bulk heads.\n\nThe film was based on the [Philadelphia Experiment rumors](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philadelphia_Experiment)\n\n/edit My dad always confused the PE film with [The Final Countdown](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080736/) in which a modern (for the time) aircraft carrier gets sent back to WWII.\n\n/edit to fix link",
"I'm broke as shit. Going on social media and telling everybody I was broke is something I would never do. That's just pitiful, imo ",
"Some could say that’s your own insecurities though. Money’s not everything to a lot of people.",
"The recommended videos after that that I started watching... wow. \n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHa-jpWBe0o\nSome seem like they're just on edge ALL the time... like a pissed off cobra just looking for a reason to strike. Baldwin is the master.\nIn their defense... it seems like these people know the celebs are going to be somewhere and just stake the place out. That would get old super fast.\n\nThen you have these videos\nhttps://youtu.be/s0R3DLY1uaE?t=4m48s\nJohnny Depp visiting a hospital as Jack Sparrow? Dude, that makes my eyes tear up. With great popularity comes great responsibility... Depp flippin nailed it. I'd love to be that famous just to do that. SO awesome. ",
"I'm more inclined to believe the story went like this; they held up the queue because of overweight baggage so Keanu decided \"fuck it.\" and just paid for it to get the line moving. ",
"Let's just say it goes up your butt",
"Lots of people live paycheck to paycheck these days. Paying for an excess bag can run you $200 on some airlines. Imagine being a few days out from your next paycheck on your way back from the first vacation you've taken in years and you've brought an extra bag or two with you of some of the cool stuff you spent your limited savings on only to find out that you need to pay nearly as much for your extra bag as you paid for the flight to begin with. I could see it.",
"https://youtu.be/UZ3hT00-J60",
"People reply F to show respect. Its a dumb meme from a game. ",
"\"Smiling\"",
"...Walk across my swimming pool.",
"Just have the first group of fans stand guard and shoo away people trying to take pictures\n\nKill one bird with the other bird, no stones required",
"Just how people were raised. Some things don't need to be shared and finances are one of them ",
"Looks like he's mildly happy, amused by his own actions, and thinking to himself \"God I hope this doesn't hit reddit\".",
"I just got back from holiday too. Had almost 1000 bucks cash and about 100k available credit in my front pocket. Still did everything I could to save on gas, food, incidentals. If I had any less money, I would have just stayed close to home and spent time with friends and relatives here.\n\nWhy would anybody put themselves in a paycheck to paycheck situation? This is why there’s so little sympathy for the poor in this country.",
"Did he beat up or rape anyone that day? It seems like the number of opportunities to do so dwarfs the number of incidents.",
"Best interaction I've read today.",
"Because I respect people's personal space? Hmm.",
"I'm not a fan of Keanu Reeves, but I like him anyways because I've literally only ever heard good things about him as a person. ",
"Or ngaf and stay where you are, but what do I know, I've never been in this situation.",
"I remember he fed me pancakes.. pancakes",
"12 children, of no relation",
"yeahhh. lol",
"2018 is the year of Keanu! ",
"I like how they had to clarify that he is smiling in the photo.",
"Or it's a girl pretending to be a dude pretending to be a girl\n\n",
"He pretty much is. He frequents motorcycle track days in the southwest as well. ",
"I live and work in the area surrounding Nashville, TN. I used to sell high end luggage, and country singers would come in to buy a new piece of Tumi all the time. Carrie Underwood came in one day and was taking her time browsing everything we had. The girl working with me approached her under the guise of a sell after a few minutes of watching her and following her around. When Carrie was asking about the luggage the girl answered, \"Are you buying this for your next tour? I'm such a huge fan. Can I have a picture with you?\" Carrie declined the photo, said she was in a time crunch, and rushed out of our store. A few hours later after my coworker had left Carrie's manager came in to buy the piece of luggage. It must be challenging and frustrating not even being able to walk into an empty store to make a purchase without being bombarded by even the sales person. I'm sure she would have taken the picture with my coworker had she helped her with her purchase and casually mentioned being a fan at the end rather than ignoring the reason she was there. \n\nMy boyfriend's dad was also a hugely popular country singer in the 80s and 90s and inducted into the country music Hall of Fame. He still tours and makes music but isn't nearly as well-known these days. I went with his family on the tour bus to a family wedding anniversary in another state, and every time we stopped for food (still in the south and midwest area) a worker would say, \"hey you know you really look like so and so.\" My boyfriend's dad would respond, \"huh, I get that a lot,\" and then come back out to send someone else for his food so he wouldn't have to reveal his name with a card. He's just a normal guy that wants some privacy. ",
"Is it because he wanted to indecent exposure, I mean indecent proposal them? ",
"I'm sorry :( hang in there",
"Keanu is looking good at 35",
"So uhh, do you like sports?",
"He’s not smiling",
"Whoooaaaa!",
"Karma whore!",
"this shit does not make any sense, how the fuck do you afford the the flight and not the baggage fees?\n\nreddit being ingenious as ever\n\nlets go ruin some family's life now, what do you say guys? :)",
"trigger?",
"Holy fuck when I realized this video isn't sped up.",
"https://monkeyneedsahug.com/",
"You have been blessed. I hope you have lived in a most excellent way.",
"My friend was stopped at a red light in Hollywood and Keanu pulled up on his bike. He saw my friends were staring at him and he said \"Good afternoon gentleman\" Let them take a pic and drove off. More hollywood people should take cues from this guy instead of acting like A-holers.",
"I started reading this and without looking at the username i was fully expecting a “hell in a cell” ending.\n\nNot sure if i’m disappointed or not...",
"pls ",
"You mean like for internet points? Whaaaa???",
"I think if we're going to start dismissing fanciful supernatural elements of the story, it's going to end in a very [Jefferson Bible](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jefferson_Bible) sort of place.\n\nEven if we just want to exclude things that are probably later additions, our earliest manuscripts of Mark (the oldest Gospel) end at the empty tomb, so the entire post-Resurrection story goes away.",
"> hough he isn't sad at all. \n\nThats what someone sad would say so you dont think they are sad!",
"I do this thing called \"budgeting\" and \"planning ahead\"",
"Mostly just repetition and practice.",
"Nice, I had no idea what he was on about but it sounded like he knew his shit.",
"Actually it's just an anecdote",
"Nice self-awareness! ",
"You are actually the third person to say that. I'm considering editing it now",
"It's honestly made me realize how jaded some celebs can get from all the attention though.",
"Johnny Depp is actually one of the only celebrities I've met before. My family went up to watch them film that bank hiest movie public enemy, and after he got done filming for the day he spent probably 30 min to an hour walking around talking to and taking pictures with everyone that showed up. It was pretty awesome especially since it was rural Wisconsin not many people get to meet celebrities.",
"I prefer \"Sound engineer\" but we all know what that means.",
"I heard he's cool af w/his fans. ",
"> We geeked out for a moment over it and ultimately decided not to bother him because Reddit has told us that he is kind of a loner...\n\nYou shouldn't need redditors to teach you how to avoid being presumptuous.",
"Don’t. Keep the bamboozling alive!",
"Keanu is like the average Joe Batman. Not fighting crime, just helping people out and riding motorcycles.",
"Is that Amy Santiago? ",
"i knew it. he is \"the one.\"",
"Now I'm lost. WTF did you mean by your original comment?",
"Both films are actually worth a watch if you like 80's mil-scifi. The actual conspiracy theory of the PE is sketchy at best, but I'd have no doubt that every military was and is trying to make things invisible, so probably simple experiments got magnified by chinese whispers, or was deliberate misinformation.\n\nSounds like a great celeb to mix with. Billy Connolly once held a door open for me as I was delivering ice back stage. That's all I've got.\n\n/edit Oh, Rod Stewart signed a proof of delivery for me once when the promoters office was unstaffed. I only twigged on when I was walking away. It was about 6am at the setup for a Rod Stewart gig. I am not a smart man.",
"I don't know if you saw it, but the guy I was arguing came from a valid viewpoint. He also lived away from home, and passed up on attending a family emergency due to financial issues.",
"/u/gDisasters, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must convey accurate information. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\nThe picture is from 2015 and wasn't originally from \"Lucas Santos\" A couple meeting Keanu Reeves on a trip to LA is a more accurate description. This seems to be a case of someone else claiming the photo and it being reposted by others. \n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/gDisasters&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7oix65/keanu_reeves_smiling_in_this_picture_after_he/?context=10\\))",
"He died?????? WTF ",
"There is almost always a currency exchange at airports. ",
"Still a really tight travel budget if you can’t cover your baggage fees. Im not arguing with the hypothetical scenario you’ve laid out but I’m a little too risk averse to be cutting it that close, personally. \n\n\n",
"Has he seen Live Free or Die Hard? It panders to computer-inclined people and the youth in general so he might enjoy it a bit more.",
"how *I* feel\n\n*I'd* leave them alone\n\nThe most *I'd* ever do \n\n*I* just can't see *myself*\n\n\nYep. Looks like I was quite literally speaking for myself. Good show. ",
"I hear ya. I've done it once or twice because my parents were flying me out and I had to have them give a credit card over the phone. Mostly while in college and shortly after while working an unpaid internship though.",
"Doesn't mean she is hot",
"Thank you for sharing this, it made my day. ",
"Haha holy shit. I didn’t believe you until I googled it. Never noticed that was him. Kind of hard too I guess with what his character was wearing. Awesome. ",
"That makes me happy. I loved /love blink 182 so much so to know one of the band members is such a chill dude is pretty sweet. ",
"Keanu is one of the few things we Canadians aren’t sorry for :)",
"See... that's awesome. I'm adding Depp to my celebrity apocalypse list. ;)",
"I didn’t know that Larry wasn’t a fan of pictures til after the fact, when everyone was telling me how shocked they were that I even got a picture with him. ",
"Because it's a acknowledgement that you aren't oblivious to who they are and are appreciative of their talent without being an asshole?\n\nHave you never nodded at people you don't know? Must be a regional thing. If I do something cool and wonder if anyone saw it (like the time I dropped my coffee and it did a full rotation and I caught it without spilling more than a few drops *fucking high five*), if someone gives you a nod, they're saying \"That was pretty cool, but I'm not gonna make you feel weird about it.\"",
"hahaha. \"looks sad.\"\n\nCmon, quit your bullshit. This is about you wanting to have a social experience with a celebrity and not about wanting to \"be nice to a sad person.\"\n",
"He’s immortal so he’s being around so long he’s above being mean. Or maybe this century is ‘nice-keanu’ next century he’ll be a dick ",
"No. Just the way you phrase things. ",
"And I didn’t say he owed me anything. All I said was what’s up Brendan Schuab and he just ignored me like he was so important. There’s a difference, not like I was trying to hang out with him or even get a picture, just a what up back for even acknowledging him because at that time, you only knew of him if you followed UFC. ",
"Don't trap. It's a grown up",
"I don't think I've ever read anything bad about this guy. It would be awesome to meet him",
"Seriously who doesn’t weigh their baggage before going to the airport......",
"If the catholic church saints some crazy lady who pushes children skulls in... I don't see why not. ",
"Only tangentially related, but my old high school science teacher welded the joints for a lot of the original Jurassic Park movie animatronics. He used to wear his JP crew member le only jacket to school all the time. He said the diplodocus that jumped at and spit venom at (Newman... I forgot his characters name) was filmed in slow motion and actually jumped like 40 ft in a second or two. They tried to prank Spielberg by having him stand 6inches from where it would land when he came to see it but apparently he didn’t even flinch when it landed. ",
"Yea, i'd totally wear dat rosary",
"Is it just me or does it look like the reason they didn't have the money for the extra charge because the guy used it to buy ALL of the weed? ",
"From personal experience, flights tend to be the cheapest 3-4 weeks out, on Tuesday after 9PM EST. You may want to consider booking about that far out for tickets. There is a service called \"Hopper\" that you put in your routes and it tells you the best time to buy tickets if you want to look into that to help you plan. ",
"That I love the Punisher. ",
"The plot felt fresh. In that it went down a path I never would have expected from the promos. \n\nI love lore. As much as I thought that AvP was cool when I was younger, Ridley Scott has done an unbelievable job giving the Alien universe a true origin story. \n\nIt ticks all the sci fi boxes for me. Appreciation for the vastness of space. Making you feel like you are completely alone and millions of miles from any sort of rescue. ",
"I guess we're just gonna have to get in contact with Keanu and find an answer!",
"You could probably criticise most aspects of it to some extent. But like you said, Ridley Scott knows how to make a movie totally immersive. I must have muttered \"this is awesome\" about 20 times the first time I saw it. ",
"Absolutely, being alone sometimes is just as vital to my very existence as water and oxygen.",
"The guy in the photo posted on Facebook that Keanu offered to pay the fee for himself and his sister, OP didn't just make the title up so i'm still gonna with that actually happening.\n\nhttps://m.imgur.com/XVfSCyf?r",
"ok fine. just change reddit to facebook. same thing",
"I wish I could go around paying for things for people. It'd be a great time.",
"I'm both.",
"At the end of the day they did meet him and we all know Keanu Reeves is a really nice guy so whether or not this is true really affects nothing. Maybe he did, maybe he didn't, doesn't really matter.",
"it does matter....cause we all know keanu is a sweetheart who would do this...so its easy to lie about it",
"Well I'm in Australia so there was no tipping or any other incidentals on the horizon, I had my own food and drink, figured I'd finish up my cash in our nice final dinner out together with my family rather than $5 cups of tea at the airport. \n\n I've had a break from work since October, new contract this year, so coming home with little to spare **was due** to careful long term budgeting. I've been ill lately and looked forward to a lovely holiday with my bro, sis in law and their little kids at a 4 star resort on the Gold Coast - no regrets! \n\nI still thought things through: If the worst came to the worst (flight missed or cancelled) I was happy to kill the day at the airport until my pay went in at midnight. I had my ipad and phone and chargers, plenty of data, only hand luggage, warm Aussie summer and no where to be so no worries! ",
"Hahaha. My bullshit? My comment is just about being nice. You’re arguing said comment on the internet for no reason. Just downvote and move on. No need to be anymore of a pretentious dick than you already appear to be. You don’t know me or my intentions. Also, “looks sad” was the host of the description I got form the OP. I don’t give a shit who you are. If you’re lost in space staring at food alone in public and I noticed it, I’d probably ask you over just because. ",
"You’re right. I should have said, “Photo hounds seem miserable,” instead... succinct and devoid of any guidance. So useful.",
"And his girlfriend? ...oh wait. :(",
"What does it have to do with Keanu Reeves?",
"Because he's a great actor. It makes everything he does greater just for having him in it.",
"You would ask a stranger to eat with you just because he \"looks sad.\" The hell you would. That like, never happens anywhere, ever.\n\nThe pretentious one here is you. Not everyone is extroverted and wants to hang out with complete strangers. Especially celebrities who are tired of being interrupted by fans. Quite obviously this guy, based on the story. Respect his wishes and don't be selfish.",
"eh turns out it was bs\n\n/u/gDisasters , thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\nRule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\nYour title must convey accurate information.\n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\nThe picture is from 2015 and wasn't originally from \"Lucas Santos\" A couple meeting Keanu Reeves on a trip to LA is a more accurate description. This seems to be a case of someone else claiming the photo and it being reposted by others.\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the rules and title guidelines. If you have any questions, please feel free to message the moderators.",
"Ahhh, I see, nevermind that last part then.",
" >We just like to remind ourselves that we’re on the same side. \n\nThis is crucial. Always good to remind ourselves of that if things have taken a wobble.",
"My kids have taken the most recent trips and they told me that Frontier and Spirit are the ones that they got in the past few months. My son went to Vegas in October I think. He did have to travel to Cincinnati (from Louisville) to get those prices.\n\nSouthwest you don't have to pay for luggage at all but we usually try to travel light and not take luggage. \n\nYou must be taking a lot of luggage if you pay $200. Worst I have seen is $50 per so round trip is $100. \n\nI usually travel for business and when I fly for personal reasons I usually use points, but my kids and their friends fly all the time and they have become experts at searching out the deals. For the deals, you have to give a little, no luggage, multiple connections, long layovers, out of season, but it is still insane to me that you can find any flights across the country for $99. If you look at your ticket price, a fair amount of that is fees and taxes.\n\nEven full fair is not out of the reach of ordinary people. $500 to fly round trip across the country is not out of the reach of nearly any working people. I'm not saying that your average mcdonalds worker can jet set around the country, but $500 is within the reach of all but the poorest of souls.",
"Well there we have it.",
"Not explicitly. But especially in the late 90s and 2000s there was a lot of talk about spiritual intimacy that got a little weird at times. \n\nHere's a good example. I remember singing this song in youth group.\n\n[In the Secret (In the Quiet Place)](https://youtu.be/h4lpZuTUcOc)",
"Well if you are talking about the entire world including the continent of Africa and the un-contacted tribes of South America, then that may be true but I don't think that is what we are talking about.\n\nI am 60 years old and looking up my salary, I am approaching the top 10% but my kids are not near that nor or a lot of their friends and they all seem to be able to travel.\n\nDespite all the whining, those of us in the United States and other western countries really live in a life of unbelievable wealth when even world travel is not out of reach of the vast majority of us.\n\n",
"Has the meta shifted that far? I can't keep up these days",
"Yes, go on. Keep telling me who I am. Hahahaha. I ask all the time when I’m in the lunch room.",
"dude believes that shit....\n\nhttps://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/tom-delonges-to-the-stars-posts-declassified-ufo-videos-w514186",
"Cool, I’m more an F1 fan, but I’ll watch MGP if it’s on. ",
">a military ship that phases out and half the crew gets stuck between decks and bulkheads\n\n\nThe Philadelphia experiment!'",
"I really like them both. I find F1 prohibitively expensive to go see the race in person. MotoGP is very cheap in comparison.",
"You joke but I once had to explain to a guy that no, pursuing people like the romantic comedies even when they say no isn't okay. Try getting to know someone first before you start going straight for the sexy talk.",
"The real world is not like your high school cafeteria.",
"For the highest of jerkoffs, a shitlord must have the most serious mind, the deepest of commitments. You stop when it stops, no matter what Pandora's Box you are opening.",
"Haha well Keanu can test drive me any time any where. ",
"That’s obvs his thing. I saw him a few months ago, and against better judgement, bothered him. I mean, I just don’t do that. I typically leave celebrities alone. Of course comes the “So are you going to the show?” I sheepishly said “no”. And gave some bullshit excuse. But didn’t want to explain that 1 - I totally forgot to buy tickets 2- I really couldn’t afford the extra expense. He’s an awesome comic, but at the moment, couldn’t justify the cost. Oh well. ",
"There are other lunch rooms beside high schools. Perhaps they even have them in hospitals or other places of work. The point is that inviting someone is not an imposition. It’s the opposite. You’re also a prick. Plain and simple. You’ve spent the better part of your day in a post arguing and acting like an idiot. I hope you have a great rest of your Saturday. Before I forget about you though, I’d like you tell me some more about myself, please focus on how I behave in public and my manners. Thank you.",
"Some resorts pay celebrities to show up during dinner just so people can see them and grab selfies with them, where they'd tag him and the location, making it known on instagram and what not that said celebrity was seen at that resort etc. Of course the airport lounge scenario doesn't fit that particular sighting, but I'm saying in certain cases this behavior is encouraged.",
"I wouldn't say a minute per comment is the better part of anyone's day.\n\nBut yeah, sure, private \"places of work\" are such apt comparisons to this situation. Co-workers aren't strangers.\n\nIn public settings such as airport lounges, random strangers don't randomly hook up to socialize. Maybe you never travel and have no idea.\n\nRegardless, you're still full of shit in trying to convince me that this has nothing to do with Keanu Reeves celebrity status. Especially since you mentioned a common interest of motorcycles, you obviously have an agenda in making the connection.\n\nThat's selfish and pretentious.",
"You're right, I misremembered.\n\nIs there a term for someone invested with something similar to sainthood who is still alive? I was pretty sure it was beatified, but I was wrong.",
"People enjoying sports talk each other and interact all the time. Inviting someone that’s alone to your group isn’t selfish and most people that aren’t living behind their screen wouldn’t see that as an imposition. They’d think it was a nice gesture, then do whatever they are going to do. Who the fuck really care who he is though? The interest in motorcycles is why everyone at the motoGP is there to begin with. Are you’re going to make a comment about the food...",
"Chante you stay. ",
"When I ran into Darryl Strawberry I said, \"Hey, you're that guy from the Simpsons!\"",
"I think I read \"The Final Countdown\" story idea came from the Philadelphia Experiment rumors, so your dad isn't as confused as you might think.",
"Oh yes, by all means intrude on the guy who *obviously* wants to be left alone, because he bolted out of there immediately after being recognized. But due to some sense of selfish entitlement, which the celebrity is totally going to see beyond, you are somehow the exception and he wants to hang out with you and your friends because you also like motorcycles.\n\nHahaha. GTFO. You're cracking me up.\n\nHas it never occurred to you that not every goddamn event in life, every meal has to be a social event, and some people prefer their solitude. Like Patrick Stewart, and Keanu Reeves. See past your own mindset.",
"Thats true and i Dont doubt hecput that in the contract or asked to be left alone but since the contractor told us my resentment was directed at him",
"See past yours. It doesn’t matter who the person is. How is it obvious when the person had to witness it first? People shouldn’t be fangirling on anyone anyway. But like I said, it’s not an imposition to invite someone over. You also know next to nothing about me. The fact that you think you do is brilliant though.",
"Fuck PR, just be good like Keanu",
"I know what you have *said*. And the fact that you think he \"looks sad\" speaks volumes. That shit is fucking retarded. Learn to adult.\n\nFangirl you say? This makes so much more sense now. The entitlement is strong.",
"God knows we’ve all dated enough people who were NOT on our side, right?",
"Jesus Christ. The thread is dead and deleted. Comments are buried. Learn to adult? Says the guy who has to have the last word? Shut the fuck up and go buy more Doritos or something. It’s a disagreement of approaching someone. We aren’t changing each others mind. Hahahaha.",
"Oh I know he wasn't.\n\nIt took me a few months to untangle his tales of the PE (1984) with some time travel, but no WWII shenanigans crossover with a supercarrier in WWII (TFC 1980).\n\nThe Final Countdown was actually 4 years earlier than the PE film, but both most likely based off the same conspiracy theory.\n\nI'd never seen either when he was talking about the PE. Watched PE and some details just didn't match, so went hunting for a second film and found TFC.\n\nGot to let him see both before he passed.\n\nMight have just caused more confusion tho; but he was happy :)",
"I really really love Keanu Reeves. Extremely underrated actor who has been in some amazing films, and one of them is my all time favorite The Matrix. \n\nHe also is a very humble, reserved, caring, and honest human-being. He has been very instrumental in cancer research since it was diagnosed in his family with his sister.\n\nHe is a class act. ",
"You're 19 now, right?",
"It's not a disagreement of approaching someone, it's your extreme lack of self awareness and regard for other people, combined with your entitled desire for the thrill of talking to a celebrity, probably from a childhood crush.\n\nYeah, the guy at an airport lounge, who is forced to be there waiting for his flight, totally wants to talk to you, and the other 5,000 people who have probably approached him over the years. But nah, you are special.\n\nAnd please continue to try and insult me, it doesn't make anything I have said untrue.\n\nGrow up.\n",
"Hahaha. Invite. If you don’t want to talk to me so bad, why do you continue to do so?",
"I know, it's no fun being called out.",
"Actually no tattoos ",
"Yup. Everyone skips the love part, but thats really the main thing.",
"So you could afford your flight but couldn't afford a baggage charge? Seems totally legit.",
"Hey, you'd be surprised. A whole lot of women of all walks of life and levels of attractiveness are genuinely into things they wouldn't have 10 years ago. Sports, video games, board games, you name it. As long as you don't gatekeep or say something along the lines of them being unlike other girls you should be fine.",
"Tell us more about Tom Delounge's views on jerking off a lot.",
"> Might have just caused more confusion tho; but he was happy :)\n\nThat's the important part. Your story reminded me of watching *Combat!* and *12 O'Clock High* with my dad when I was a kid. Thanks for that.",
"Eh, I figured he could have paid at luggage drop off and then they were on the same flight and asked while boarding?\n\nOr pitchforks. ",
"The Philadelphia Experiment?",
"I have only one friend that does and complains that it sucks, so...",
"My aunt Jill dated that dude (Lewis Black) many years ago, though his pervasive substance abuse problem prevented the relationship from getting any more serious. He is funny as hell.",
"I've occasionally wondered if there are some really hot girls out there who never have been hit upon because everyone assumed \"there's no way she's single\" and she lives life thinking maybe she's not pretty at all because no one hits on her. ",
"Just take off your pants and jacket",
"I doubt it. Having more options makes you become at least a little conceited even if you try to avoid it.\n\nLike... I am a geek, so I don't have the biggest pool of friends available, but even I can not stand certain types of meme lords (the ones that yell epic fail and whatnot, for example). \n\n",
"Thanks , I used to know it. But every next language is pushing out some of old knowledge ",
"You should feel great. I speak English, but it is only one of other 4 languages I speak . I know it better than others, but still far from perfect. It’s hard to read scientific texts, understand some accents and much more. I realize how easier it could be to be native English speaker. \nUnlimited Access to the largest part of world information fund without any problems. ",
"Mariano Rivera was a relief pitcher for the New York Yankees, and widely considered the most dominant player ever at his position, specifically he was a \"Closer\".\n\nHe was an All Star for like... 12 straight seasons except for one in the middle of his career when he was very good, but not quite as good as the previous several seasons. \n\nThe point being that he was still great, and he was significantly better than average compared to the rest of the league, but it was not his best work. ",
"Being a rock star and jerking off a lot would be like going to a Brazilian churrascaria and filling up on bread...",
"You sure put me in my place!!",
"Shoot one of the most prolific trolls on a message board I used to be on was a girl\n\nDidn't say so until a while later over msn once we were both banned. It was fun watching that place burn to the ground. Really surprising the kind of nasty stuff she'd post. Total tomboy",
"Keanu is amazing. ",
"I listened to that podcast and the guy came off a little bonkers really. ",
"Star Trek brought that back in the season 4 episode of TNG, \"In Theory.\" ([Memory Alpha, spoilers ahoy](http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/In_Theory_\\(episode\\))) It's a tonally weird episode, where in the A-plot Data is trying to learn to have a romantic relationship, and in the B-plot, the ship is affected by spacial defects which eventually cause a bit of horror, namely an officer walking out of frame around the corner, and then screams briefly, after which they discover her halfway through the deck, fused with it. ",
"[This is a good one.](http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/491359/450.jpg) Get a good water based lube to go with that and use it to massage your prostate. It's such a sensitive area that it should quickly force an orgasm. And it's strong. This is also healthy for your prostate. September is national prostate health awareness month, and this is the most fun time of year because I use it as an excuse to sell a prostate massager to every man who comes into my store.",
"Why couldn't we have him for president instead. Such a huge and sincere heart.",
">Like if you are a straight guy imagine she has a dick\n\nThat's an interesting take. Once you do have some rapport how do you not get friendzoned?\n\n",
"This is travel nowadays especially during holiday seasons. I flew for Thanksgiving and for an economy flight on a widebody people managed to screw up loading bags so badly they ran out of overhead space in most places before Group 2 was even done on United. I rotated a few rollaboards to help make room but man it was terrible. ",
"53",
"I want to know more about Keanuism.",
"Open up Word and write this stuff down. Seriously. My brother is in the music biz and he tells me these amazing stories. I know that for every one that he tells me, hes got another 99. Ive been bugging him to write that shit down, make a book. DO IT.",
"You want some profile feedback? You can PM me if you like. I usually do this for my friends to good success. ",
"My story is much less interesting but The Red Hot Chili Peppers did the same kind of stuff to us. They were joking about how they reprogrammed our machines and Chad grabbed me from behind and I was about to turn around and ask who tf was grabbing me and why (I was getting ready to shine the spotlight on him) and told me not to fuck it up. There are some good stories throughout the years. ",
" David Kennedy if memory serves. \n\nAlso, Doug Reesh - Tom's guitar tech",
"That’s actually really cool, I’ve heard about the book and it sounds like it has plenty to learn from ",
"He was on a podcast recently with Joe Rogan where he talks about aliens and government coverups. Dude is def a trip \n\nEdit:spelling",
"+1 for you writing a book! Can you afford an hour a day of writing? I love the brevity here, keep that!",
"> (one about a military ship that phases out and half the crew gets stuck halfway in between decks and in bulkheads..) \n\nr/warshipporn has you [covered.](https://www.reddit.com/r/WarshipPorn/comments/1obyab/now_you_seem_me_and_now_you_dont_the_uss_eldridge/)",
"What'd you think of the Showtime series \"Roadies\"? \nany kind of truth in it. the traditions, the strangeness? ",
"As someone that has to travel through airports all the time for work, it has slowly started to drive me nuts when people fuck up at airports and it slows me down. I'm so efficient at travelling now that it just bothers me, and it isn't fair or reasonable, but my lizard brain just kicks in all frustrated and shit.",
"Jew-jitsu?",
"Cause it's crazy cheap. I mean the ramen packets, not the delicious feast you get in Indonesia",
"Honestly, Reloaded wasn't terrible. It was an enjoyable, decently put together movie. The third one though... that was a piece of shit. It was bad enough that I apparently blocked out the name in my memories from the trauma.",
"Haha. I wish",
"I'm writing him in during the next Federal election.",
"Err. As a Canadian, don't you know that you vote for your local MP, and the winning party selects their own PM? Nobody votes directly for a PM except for the people in his/her riding (if they are an MP).",
"Listen to the Rogan podcast and I think you'll change your mind.",
"Deadbedrooms",
"> As a Canadian, don't you know that you vote for your local MP, and the winning party selects their own PM? \n\nI'm aware, I would write him in as my MP.",
"Cleanup on aisle 5. How do you fix that, scrape off the top layer and put down an area rug?",
"Doug is also super cool and learned everything aboit guitars on the job.",
"I’m a big yuri anime fan, and Frozen is obviously a super lovey dovey yuri anime. I mean, there’s so much subtext it’s just text.",
"As much as I personally enjoyed Roadies on a \"have nothing to watch binge worthy level\" the only thing that was realistic in my personal experience as a stagehand were the time lapse videos of the arena stages being built. As far as I know there's no real superstitions or anything like that. It's all about the out. ",
"I've told anyone that will listen to this. I was catching a flight one day and I turned around Tom DeLonge is standing right beside me, just being a normal guy. I told him I dig his shit and he said thanks and asked me a question about what I was doing. Just a nice guy, then I get to my plane and he was going to the same one and he saw me and just pointed and smiled from the across the way. It was just a really normal and nice experience. Seems like a cool guy.\n\nI also once saw Madonna when she was living down the street when I was 9. She gave me the finger for saying hi.",
"or did he play himself?",
"Are you trying to say \"nada\"? As in nothing in spanish? Just thought it was funny how you spelled it \"notta\" lol. Thanks for the story though!",
"There are superstitions. A flawless tech runthrough means there will be an issue during the show, guaranteed.",
"Robert Plant yelled at me for reading a book once. I’m not sure what it was he thought i was supposed to be doing instead. Anyway, I program computers for a living now, and even the worst days are better than some of the best i had as a stagehand. Though the one time Bjork sat next to me on a road case for Ghostigital’s entire set was pretty awesome.",
"I've seen the ep. He still sounds like a nice dude. He's not mean or anything. He's just fucking weird lol. Still a good guy though. ",
"People always either believe in god or don't. Few believe in him but think he's doing a bad job. If I believed in him I call for his sacking 🙂",
"If she did not just fucking see you up there then she definitely wasn't worth your time.",
"It’s a stuntman’s movie. Made by stuntmen, of stuntmen, for stuntmen. That’s why the action is so good. The director was Keanu’s stunt double for Neo. ",
"You wrote that so well I could hear Tom and see the whole thing happening while I was reading that. Thanks for sharing.",
"After listening to that he honestly sounded schizophrenic.",
"At our venue, both the crew (backstage-setup/teardown) and the tech (lightning & sound) each have a skull. They are fabulously decorated, and they get played with. But god help if someone outside those groups touches the skull.\n\nProbably not a \"real\" superstition, but I like to think close enough for this conversation (the two groups I listed above work for different companies, and I've worked other venues where the regular crew had a skull).",
"Go to the website for his new venture ‘To the Stars academy of arts and science’. Dude is legit trying to science alien tech. ",
"Tom may be super nice but he's bat shit crazy. ",
"Did you fall in love with the girl at the Rock show?",
"I laughed. Idk why but I laughed. ",
"Write a book, sounds like a goldmine.",
"The ship he was referring to was most likely the [Philadelphia experiment.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philadelphia_Experiment)",
"I thought he sounded coked up. Seems cool and I enjoy his music... Just out there, like, way out there.",
"Does the fact that Tom legitimately believes in wild conspiracy theories, and most likely *actually* thought you were an *actual* alien doesn't make this any different?",
"*Reaves FTFY",
"the Philadelphia experiment is the one with the phasey boat and melty crew",
"Stories like this are why I love Reddit you kick ass alien !!",
"\"I'll be seeing you John.\"",
"Yes, please. ",
"Nah dude. Sandler is legit.",
"No",
"grassy ass",
"Festival LD here. I play the hands off rule as well. I care that the manager knows my name (or doesn't, depends on their personality), but I leave the talent alone unless they say hi.\n\nDFA 1979: talked to me all day. Awesome guys. Geeked out on gear.\n\nArkells: Max made up a song about me laying cables while he was tuning his acoustic.\n\nReggie Watts asked me for weed.\n\nWayne Brady told me I was the best spot op ever. I don't care about anything else, that was awesome.\n\nSo many cool stories.",
"Dude you're sitting on a treasure trove of memories that reallly should be compiled into a book.",
"It would be cool for you to do an AMA as stories like this over the years would be cool.",
"After hearing about Blink breaking up and hearing weird stories about Tom, I gotta admit, it kinda turned me off about him. But hearing this, he's just a weirdo alien nut and I guess I can't fault him for that.",
"I'd definitely rather spend time around a super nice but slightly off person over a raging asshole who was normal. Hands down. Everytime.",
"....they are literally declassified US military videos do you think they were shot on a movie set?",
"What kind of advice did he give you about masturbating too much?",
"All true. He's famous among friends",
"I just got road raged and followed through several suburbs by a guy driving a work ute. He would probably be described as normal.\n\nI'll take happy, slightly crazy as well thanks. ",
"Did he get up every 10-15 minutes for a bathroom break? If not, he probably wasn't coked up, lol",
">From there we chatted about how I was not in fact an alien, conspiracy theories in general (one about a military ship that phases out and half the crew gets stuck halfway in between decks and in bulkheads..) \n\nDo you listen to This Paranormal Life by any chance? If not, I highly recommend it if you like conspiracy theories and paranormal stories. That ship was the focus of one of their episodes.",
"There may be more to it all than just ignoring or passing up the chance to interact with some of those celebrities. If they're just looking for a normal experience, you can share a normal experience with them. Just say hey like you'd do with anyone else, like it was just another day. Maybe ask them how their day is going, or say something simple (like commenting on the weather) if they seem open to a little small talk, and leave it at that if necessary.\n\nThese celebrities probably deal with people either ambushing them for pictures, autographs, and to tell them how much they enjoy their work, or people go out of their way to leave those celebrities alone and give them their space. The crazy contrast between those interactions and experiences isn't normal, and in some cases, being avoided may be worse when all they want is to feel normal. Like you said, they're just people, so there's nothing wrong with keeping it light and treating them nice like you'd treat anyone else.\n\nI've heard that Dave Chappell is like that. He doesn't like being ambushed or swarmed, but he doesn't seem to mind people keeping it chill and just saying hi, or maybe making a little small talk. I have a friend who bumped into him at a gas station - they were filling up their motorcycles near each other, talked about their bikes for a few minutes, told each other to take care, and went their separate ways. My friend said Chappell seemed pretty happy when he realized he'd be able to shoot the shit for a few minutes without anyone making a big deal out of it.",
"It was probably him - in 1997 he did this film (The Last Time I Committed Suicide) where he played a fat-ish dude, and he put on quite a lot of weight for the role.",
"The Philadelphia Experiment. ",
"Oh forsure, without a doubt. ",
"See, that's pretty cool. You said he asked you about what you were doing, like he did with OP. I've interacted with a fair amount of celebrities through work before, and some really do just want you to fawn over their work and pay them compliments, but a good deal of them would basically dismiss compliments about their work and begin asking me questions about my job, hobbies, etc. Those people appreciate that you like their work, but like you said, they're just normal people, and enjoy a normal conversation focused on anything other than their stardom.\n\nBest interaction I ever had was with a well-known actor from a series on HBO:\n\nHim: So, what do you do?\n\nMe: *Goes into short spiel about consulting*\n\nHim: Ok ok, I think I get it. So today I learned what management consulting is! Always wondered about that\n\nMe: Okay...I don't wanna take up too much of your time....\n\nHim: Can I be honest?\n\nMe: Sure\n\nHim: Sounds like a bunch of bullshitting and buzzwords\n\nMe: See? You DO get it!",
"He seems to be obsessed with aliens. Was that because of you or did that predate you?",
"day nodder",
"His whole life seemed kind of tough. Reading the wiki on him is just one thing after the other for this poor man.",
"John Constantine, asshole.",
"Write a book instead. You tell the story well. ",
"He did two!\n\n[2013 AMA](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1ouqge/keanu_reeves_ask_me_if_you_want_almost_anything/)\n\n[2014 AMA](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2j4ce1/keanu_reeves_hello/)\n\nHe answered one of my questions and it made my decade.",
"I'm still really sad about that one. Keanu developed the story with the writer Jon Spaihts, and it was his pet project he had tried to get made for years. And then in the end they dropped him altogether, hired Chris Pratt, and turned what was an amazing psychological space thriller full of twisted dark humour into a vaguely rapey romcom in space.",
"Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.",
"He is married though, so good on him.",
"Did you get high with Reggie? Cuz that's a golden opportunity right there.",
"Could be a currency issue, if they had run out of USD. As another poster suggested, they might have been about to go change more money but then Keanu stepped in so they wouldn't have to bother.",
"Haha nah he asked the one guy on the crew who doesn't smoke. I got him to the weed guy though so he was stoked.",
"It might have been the end of their trip and they were flying home, and hadn't changed enough cash.",
"It was half true, though! He actually gave that money to the special effects *department*, just not the actual people working there. But he did buy a Harley for each of the 12 stuntmen who worked with him on the Matrix sequels, and also gave $20k to a random carpenter dude who was working on one of his movie sets and was going through a tough time.",
"Wait, was he advocating for more or less masturbation?",
"He does, it's a real shame he's a complete conspiracy theory idiot. ",
"Sorry but Tom Delonge not an awesome dude. He's definitely losing his mind. He genuinely believed this guy to be an alien. If you think I'm joking I recommend listening to his episode on the Joe Rogan experience. Guy is batshit daft he is.",
"Fucking right. I don't even smoke much any more, but, Reggie...\n\nThat would've been a Fuck-Shit-stack. On top of itself. ",
"Cuteness overloaded with humanity ",
">DFA 1979: talked to me all day. Awesome guys. Geeked out on gear.\n\nI got to see them perform years ago before their hiatus. Those dudes put on a fucking awesome show.",
"Good for you?",
"Listen to him on the joe rogan experience.",
"Oh man. So many Spinal Tap moments with the older cats. \nA favorite of mine I was stage tech in a casino and Eddie Money came to town. Everyone was very cool and good people, even Eddie himself. Well, the show starts, the band is jamming away, and out comes Eddie playing his sax. I had no idea he played and played very well, but back to it as soon as he pulled the sax away to sing, his teeth fell out. Being the pro, he sang away as the guitar tech rushed on stage to grab his dentures. At this time the monitor engineer(who was also his manager) is buckled over laughing so hard he couldn't breathe. Eddie finishes the verse and exits stage right. He's gone a minute or two while the band plays on and then he comes back finishes the song, and the set. Props to him, but fuck was it hilarious",
"Love both of those films. So cheese.",
"Jesse's bass rig was very cool. He had several different drivers in it, all rigged up for a certain sound. It was interesting the way he had designed it.",
"Anyone got a mirror? Image is gone",
"Damn. I don't get high anymore but I might have to make an exception to get high with Reggie Watts.",
"Yes.",
"Stories of The Road: One Mans Journey on the skirts of madness",
"Crazy people certainly have their place in those world. Imagine if everyone acted like they sold real estate ",
"No his problem was that he told her to take off her pants and jacket.",
"She's a nice lady.",
"1 preorder please.",
"I think \"you could see he didn't mean anything by it\", covers intonation and delivery, but only myself to blame it the post was probably was TL;DR\n\nMy point (and long example) was that some people interpret words differently to others and it's not confined to countries, it's also not limited to how they are said or their original definitions. Not because they misunderstand, but because to them it is used differently. Hell, it's what slang is. When you speak for an entire country, you'll invariably end up wrong for some people.",
"The Philadelphia experiment!!! Yes! It’s a true story!!! ",
"Oh man thanks for explanation. I was once in Bay area watching baseball, but couldn't get a grasp of rules etc. Still, lovely experience. I gotta say I was moved when all people stood up and sung national anthem so proudly. ",
"Were you allowed to talk to his dogs atleast?",
"Yes, phasey and melty",
"So.. use a box?",
"That mans name? Albert Einstein. ",
"Pretty sure she's a [bjerk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYyyqIZTvYY)",
"Pretty sure he talking about the [Philadelphia Experiment.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philadelphia_Experiment) ",
"With the mud flaps flappin",
"And then everybody clapped.",
"That's always been my thought on the matter. Even when I was a kid.\n\nWhen I was 12 I was in Vegas visiting family, and one night while we were out, I spotted Branscombe Richmond. I was a fan of the show Renegade, so my first thought was \"Oh my God, that's Bobby Sixkiller!\" Still, I didn't want to approach him, because who was I to spoil his evening out.",
"Man, I have only heard stories of him being a dick, so cool to hear some good ones.",
"Stop bjerking off. ",
"I think everyone should be allowed to go insane just once.",
"Might be but he's only trying to sell stocks for the company he works for. Its really on the scammy side of things ",
"No way, bro. No laugh tracks or fake applause here. Just deafening silence and then a \"welp, gotta run!\" from him. My delivery is really shitty most of the time :(",
"He would've made a sweet Grand Maester.",
"There's a book about a sound engineer producing an album for some big band that's super amusing. It's kind of fiction but based on a mishmash of true events that the author has experienced (or so he says). Part of it is, or at least used to be, available for free online so you can check it out if you like it or not. Can't remember the name but a bit of googling will probably dig it up quickly, it's sunday and I'm lazy.",
"Brittney Spears took that to heart.",
"There's also a book series called World War 2.1 that has a future naval battle group go back in time, and some of the ships end up fused to WW2 destroyers with similar results for the crews.",
"But Keanu Reeves is not in The Punisher.",
"Check out the Joe Rogan podcast with him on it from as month or so ago. He breaks down all the alien stuff on there.",
"So i googled this guy and [I think he might have been vetting you in name of the government](https://www.alternativenation.net/pentagon-blink-182-tom-delonge-government-ufo-investigation/)\n",
"MixerMan Diaries...\nMixerMan.net",
"Omg would love to hear all, every single one, of your stories. Not only was Tom’s story great but you told it in a concise and interesting way. Would love to know if you ever tell more!",
"Thanks.",
"Is this sub already up?",
"Listen to the episode of Joe Rogan's podcast where Tom is the guest. He is a bit out there. ",
"More or less. ",
"Pretty sure he’s legit half-crazy ",
"There's *always* issues during the show though.",
"I knew a girl called Pandora once, never got to see her box though! ",
"[this one?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5n_3mnJfHzY)",
"Fame gets old real quick when you are an introvert. I’m a very antisocial person, and I’ve found that it drives me insane when I am the center of attention. I work as a chef, so after a big catered dinner party it’s common for clients to gush over me and say, “That food was amazing! You have so much talent!” You might think it’s nice to be told that, but after the fifteenth person in a row has told you about how great you are your brain just starts to shut down and the best you can do in response is just keep repeating the same stock phrase: “Thank you, I’m glad you liked it. Thank you, I’m glad you liked it. Thank you, I’m glad you liked it...”\n\nLike I said, fame gets old real fucking quick.",
"<3",
"Every major airport has ATMs, currency exchange. This just seems irresponsible to travel dead broke. ",
"1. Yoga 2. Less meat 3. Jerk off more. Thanks, man, maybe my 2018 is going to work out for me after all! ",
"Subbed, and sending to a friend who does audio production. ",
"Yeah but his company he mentioned is legit working with ex pentagon guys. \n\n>Mr. Elizondo has now joined Mr. Puthoff and another former Defense Department official, Christopher K. Mellon, who was a deputy assistant secretary of defense for intelligence, in a new commercial venture called **To the Stars Academy of Arts and Science**. They are speaking publicly about their efforts as their venture aims to raise money for research into U.F.O.s.\n\nhttps://www.nytimes.com/2017/12/16/us/politics/pentagon-program-ufo-harry-reid.html\n\n They're the guys responsible for this getting released. He mentions on the podcast that something is about to drop. \n\nhttps://www.npr.org/2017/12/19/571868263/secret-program-at-the-pentagon-spent-million-to-study-ufos\n\n\n",
"Tom is Looney tunes",
"Apparently to do it.",
"I have a friend who is FOH sound for a band from the 70s that’s still touring. Not sure if he’d want me to name names, so I won’t. He was working with Alice Cooper, years ago, and they had this egotistical guitar god (let’s call him G) opening for them. G came backstage to the green room, and told AC’s road manager “Get me a vodka and orange juice, asshole”. RM looked at Alice, and Alice just nodded. RM went to the other room, where the bar was, and poured the drink. Then stirred it with his dick. G drank it down pretty fast, and said “Get me another, asshole.” He poured it, and as he was finishing, G’s three huge bodyguards came into the room. One asked “Is that for G?” He answered that it was, and all three of them unzipped and stirred. ",
"DeLong's [company](https://coi.tothestarsacademy.com/) is who led the charge with the release of the [Pentagon's UFO gun cam footage](https://www.nytimes.com/2017/12/16/us/politics/pentagon-program-ufo-harry-reid.html?_r=0) this last December. ",
"I did my own Philadelphia Experiment, watching Johnathan Demme's 1993 tour de force 'Philadelphia' all the way through. While I did become more sympathetic to the plight of blacks, homosexuals, homosexual blacks, people with AIDS, and Tom Hanks, I didn't actually get AIDS from the movie like my friend Jerry said. So I think that was pretty lucky experiment.",
"It is astonishing how many people in this thread are completely clueless that there was Pentagon UFO footage that Tom's company managed to release. The instructions to listen to the Rogan podcast completely miss the fact that at least some of what Tom said has now come to pass with promises of more coming out soon. Thanks for posting links. ",
"He def believes in what he’s saying I’ll give him that. ",
"Kinda seems like those stories should be flipped, no?",
"I know the feeling all too well. Being stalked because hey when are we going to hang out? Making up lies \"the friends and I were thinking about going to x, you should come\"... None of the friends knew anything about this. The \"you live around this area, right? I pass by a lot. I'm going to stop by and see you sometime.\" How the fuck you figured out where I live?? I told you no and when you keep coming at me, it tells me everything I need to know about how much respect you have for me. ",
"For real. Fucking Tom DeLusional. \n \nHe sounds like a complete fucking nut. I’m surprised Rogan didn’t laugh in his face. ",
"If you haven’t watched Tom on The Joe Rogan Experience, do it. ",
"Neat. Doesn't change the fact that he's a crazy asshole.",
"welp",
"Btw that video of undeniable proof you just showed me is a fucking joke.",
"You seem like an angry person.\n\nStay strong friend.",
"Common, you have to tell us now...",
"Commenting on a 0-voted comment, like you just did, that is the finest charity in the Reddit universe. Tip of the mind to you.",
"It's called a book. You write a book and make some money.",
"Huh. Comment removed. Any chance of a recap?",
"You know what they say, being married is like being a vegan. You miss that meatloaf ",
"> Especially the aging acts that never embraced the 2000's\n\nAh! I see you too have worked a KISS concert ",
"Lol who pissed in your Cheerios today",
"Seemed like some kind of stimulant lol.",
"Wait, weed guy? Is there a specific drug guy for acts that everyone knows who to go to?",
"> Sucks for the immortal angels/saints...\n\nDoesn't seem like a bad trade to be immortal instead.\n",
"So did touching it give you an erection? ",
"This story is great. My wife just said she wants to go see him now just in case this might happen. ",
"an AMA would be awesome",
"Most venues have a guy that can hook someone up. ",
"The man is on the path of changing humanity\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/7olabc/megapost_i_spent_2017_trying_to_make_some_solid/",
"There's a place in the Charlotte airport where I didn't bother Elvis Costello.\n\nThere he was, Elvis Costello, and everything inside me wanted to over and squee at him about how much his music has meant to me. And then I thought, no, you know what? We're all grownups here. Let the man eat his Quiznos in peace.",
"Crazy, TIL.",
"Well first let's ditch the concept of the friend zone, it's plain unfair for everyone involved. If you want to be a woman's friend, be her friend, if you want more than that, announce your intentions and respect the fact that you may not get the response you're hoping for, then either remain actual friends or detach yourself respectfully and move on to the next fish in the sea. Don't pretend to be someone's friend just to try and wrestle something out of them.",
"I think it's definitely a humanizing experience. It makes you more understanding when you see others flip out.",
"> wearing a Metallica shirt\n\nyup. Kids in front paid for James Hetfield's house. lol ",
"Yeah, that's what they talked about.",
"Yeah.. imagine artists that are addicted to serious drugs like Heroin.\n\nCan't have them going into withdrawals just because they don't have a hookup in Boise ID.",
"Both Mark and Tom are just a couple normal, goofy dudes. Shame they all had a falling out.",
"K lmao ",
"Was he pro- or anti- jerking off a lot?",
"I wanna read every last word!!",
"I had a similar experience with Tom, all the way to him just taking his lunch and sitting right across from me with the video crew. The really fun part was that Virgin was putting in the festival, and were sitting there and i see Toms eyes get real big, and look to see what’s he’s watching and lo and behold, Richard Branson walks up to the table and introduces himself to Tom and thanks him for playing. Tom Delong was star struck (and frankly, so was I). It was a really humbling experience overall. ",
"It means the lampies somehow make everything your fault. ",
"Oh, was she nice? Or just sat there without interacting?",
"Go into a theater during tech or rehersal and yell: \n \n*\"Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage and then is heard no more: it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.\"*\n\nActors and crew really appreciate Macbeth lines, or just the name of the Scottish play in general \n",
"She has kind eyes and a kind energy, if you buy that sort of thing. \n\nWe didn't talk to each other, but exchanged glances, smiles; I just sort of let the experience wash over me. I felt like trying to strike up a conversation would have ruined it and felt like maybe she felt the same? It was just two humans sitting on a box, enjoying art, sharing each other's world for a brief moment. \n\nOr maybe that was just all in my head and she was completely oblivious to my presence, lol. I'll choose to go with the former.",
"What an awesome dude",
"I work closely with production companies from the consumer side of the experience. I can affirm two things here: 1) you are all aliens, 2) you probably do work 20 hour days, at the direction of people like me. Thank you so much for what you do!",
"That was my experience with him as well. Did a show with Angles And Airwaves years ago. I was the venue's sound engineer working with A&A's touring sound guy. Their sound gear was doing something weird during soundcheck. Tom comes up to the soundboard and made it a point to acknowledge me, shake my hand and say thanks for helping to get the issue fixed. He was just a super nice guy. The kind of person you can just look at and know he's a really nice guy... A lot of people guys in his position aren't very cool to outsiders... Some are downright rude. Tom Delong is really cool, nice guy!",
"Still not passing on the jerking off advice I notice. \nI count at least 3 requests. \n\nDon't be that OP ;)",
"That is goddamn hilarious.",
"I really wish you had only said \"The Scottish Play\", now I am going to be looking over my shoulder for the rest of the day. ",
"I liked roadies, but not being in the business, I figured that most of the lore that they portrayed was either archaic (considering Cameron Crowe's age/Almost Famous) or just exaggerated for the show. Either way. I had hoped it would get better. Ron White was refreshingly good as the grizzled old roadie, but the full-day road trek to clear a curse when everyone had a day off was ridiculous. ",
"Yeah, because that'll work. ",
"Ah geez.",
"I'm not claiming we were clever or anything. It was definitely our own responsibility, and we were very lucky to be able to go through for free.",
"I have a terrible Eddie money story..\n\nTo make it short...\n\nHis bus shows up 2 hours late for sound check, he's hammered. It's 2pm. LITERALLY falls off the bus.\n\nStays drinking all day and hitting on the female staff obnoxiously til around 7pm when he passes out at the outside bar at this venue. His people collecy him back to the bus.\n\nOpeners go on at 8, he starts at 9. \n\nOnstage you almost wouldn't know he was wasted. Then suddenly his daughter appears! Wow! Duet singing and dancing what a show! Except it was awful and embarrassing. \n\nThen as she's finishing her stage time, Eddie sends her off in tears. \n\nHis line went something like: \"My beautifuk daughter ladies and gentlemen, what a talent. Too bad she wastes it on heroin. She just got out of rehab so good for her and now I gave her a job singing daddys songs to stay out of the gutter. Good for her. Clap folks.\" \n\nIt was gut wrenching.",
"/jk",
"I have a mirror in my bathroom",
"I would love to read those stories. ",
"I'm a drum tech, what city are you usually a stage hand? Hope to bump into you this year, I'll be everywhere (mostly) ",
"I feel like it is. ",
"I was in awe reading your story. What an amazing memory to have! You could write a book about the things you've seen and experienced I'm sure. ",
"I'd say it's much more like the episode \"The Pegasus\", about a conspiracy surrounding a top secret starship that can phase through solid objects.",
"They should remake \"Being John Malkovich\" with Keanu Reeves in the title role. ",
"Lol",
"I'm no longer in the industry. Did it for 3 years semi national and 4 regionally during and after road time for bars/music clubs etc. That was roughly 8 years ago. ",
"is that pronounced bee-jerk, or ee-yerk? serious question",
"Or just not share an episode. In any case, I agree that people falling through/into deck plating does seem like a better A-plot.",
"Ah fair enough. Well, nice to hear about your exploits anyway and good luck in what you do buddy! ",
"Unless you're redditing backstage you shouldn't have any problems. And if you are, you're already lucky enough that the production is going smoothly. ",
"Its about hygiene dude, no running water means its hard to keep that shit clean. Can't have gross members when you gotta be populating the earth early on",
"It's possible they didn't have a choice (could have been a family emergency, etc). Alternatively, they could have been about to go change their money when Keanu told them not to bother.",
"well you know.. a Pandora's box opportunity doesn't come up everyday",
"If I ever meet a girl named Pandora, I pray to god it will be on a beach with a full basket.",
"OOh no! Hivemind violation! \n\nYes, he is a complete conspiracy theory idiot.\n\n(Rogan, that is)",
"Funny that you assumed I say that because of Joe Rogan's interview. \n\nTom is definitely a conspiracy theory idiot. \n\nJoe used to be a real conspiracy theory idiot. He's since publicly retracted a few of his more silly beliefs since he's had some actually brilliant scientists on the podcast to put him in check. Joe and Eddie Bravo recently had a small falling out/argument over conspiracy theories that Joe no longer believes in. \n\nUltimately you shouldn't look towards a punk rock band member or a comedian/MMA host for intellectually stimulating thought. ",
"yup, i was in the room for a total of about three minutes. including the \"interview\" (laughably stupid), fingerprints, and picture.",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-me-zDOG-R4",
"No worries. All terms related to sainthood have to do with a soul's disposition after death so no, no term would apply before death. After all, a person could do something horrible in the last days/hours of their life making them possibly not destined for heaven. That's why the church never declares someone will be a saint until they have died.\n\nSome people are affectionately referred to as 'Living Saints' but that's a colloquial term, nothing official.",
"Clearly. ",
"I don't know if you noticed, but I don't live in the shadow of others. Thanks again for your concern. ",
"Its okay it makes me happy that you're a total noob when it comes to building a PC. ",
"Not sure what that implies, maybe you're a dick? Lol. But I don't read comment histories. Ain't nobody got time fo dat!",
"Honestly I'm not a fan of the single payer system. I do however think there needs to be an overhaul with insurance regulations and that prices need to come down about 80 percent. ",
"This guy gave me $50 fucking bucks someone give him gold!",
"Well that is actually pretty cool.",
"That religious group at the time **wanted** a rebellion... they believed that a descendant of David would come and save them from their oppressors.\n\nJesus not only discouraged rebellion against the Roman government, he also insulted many Jewish leaders.\n\nJesus was not the messiah they wanted, but ultimately the one they needed.",
"Yes you are right....but he did seek the fall of Rome as dual worship for his followers... they couldn't worship two gods. Jesus repeatedly taught he was bringing down a new kingdom, the kingdom of God which would replace the earthy ones, through his followers. They were then to follow the kingdom of god after they began following him & his teachings. In the world but not of the world. It was a spiritual rebellion rather than physical but non the less it did aid to the final days of Rome. While he never right out challenged so called Rome, he laid down a line. So big he said he would disown his followers if they disobeyed it (Matthew ch 25). That was damning alone for his future. Rome would have seen it as a challenge to their power, it is why they didn't remain complacent when the religious elites brought evidence against Jesus to them.",
"Pshhh.... I'll take maybe!\n\nIt was just a joke, mostly. It doesn't stand up to much scrutiny.",
">but I don't live in the shadow of others\n\nYou're going to have to explain this one to me. What does this have to do with anything? I was saying that the guy I was arguing had a valid point, there was no reason to give him crap by saying \"he doesn't understand living away from home\"",
"In John 18:33-38, Pilate was convinced that Jesus was no threat to Rome as Jesus said that his kingdom is of Heaven, not Earth.\n\nYes, Christians were taught to not idolize Rome but so were Jews. The Roman Empire was very tolerant of its people's beliefs.\n\nI do agree, however, that Jesus was Not all hugs and cuddles. He put many people in their place.",
"From what you've described I think I have the same magic. Also people get annoyed at me for reading/scanning quickly.",
"Glad to know I'm not SO weird ;)",
"It's always surprising to find out who the normal/humble/cool ones are. For music as well as corporate for that matter. Believe it or not, turns out Kelly Ann Conway was one of the nicest political figures to work with. That one caught me off guard",
"It's always surprising to find out who the normal/humble/cool ones are. For music as well as corporate for that matter. Believe it or not, turns out Kelly Ann Conway was one of the nicest political figures to work with. That one caught me off guard",
"It's always surprising to find out who the normal/humble/cool ones are. For music as well as corporate for that matter. Believe it or not, turns out Kelly Ann Conway was one of the nicest political figures to work with. That one caught me off guard",
"Haha yessss. Yes they do.",
"Full disclosure: I was on a lot of \"keep you awake\" substances like coffe amd co.. anyway. I didn't need the guitar, but it helped.",
"Def worked 20 hour days, weeks in a row, routinely for 2 years and on and off for another 2. No more says I.",
"Wayyyyy before me.",
"Cool!\n",
"Yes ",
"More or less. ",
"Lmao Tom is so cool.",
"Definitely different by area then. I went to school near the suburbs around Chicago.",
"Definitely different by area then. I went to school near the suburbs around Chicago.",
"Thank you. I want to believe that if I ever run into her I'll try to enjoy the moment without freaking her out with my fangirling. I'm glad, she does seems to have a kind energy around her.",
"American Airlines, went from a heavy bag to oversized. ",
"Yup, that'll do it. Lucky you had something you could throw away to stay under.",
"That's how you find out if your stage has a trapdoor..\n",
"That’s wicked!!!!",
"I was just being cheeky, I’ve certainly seen worse movies even though I didn’t like it and I never think anybody is wrong for liking anything. ",
"Copypasta impresses nobody.\n\nIf by M-16 you mean the photoshop brush tool you use to make wonderful people who dedicate their lives to helping children look like creepy predators, yeah. You carried an M-16.\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/7oyzhj/the_one/dsdlk1e/\n\nKeep stalking me now.",
"Clicking a person's name is not the same thing as actively finding other threads to insert yourself into. \n\nOnly one of these things are stalking. \n\nBut I am not surprised that you are too stupid to understand the distinction.\n\nI'm also not surprised that you cannot let it go, because you're a loser.\n\nDid I hurt your feelings? Good. You've acted like a piece of shit human and completely deserved it.\n\nDo you have anything more to add to your disgrace? Or can I expect you to delete all of these comments within 24 hours like the coward you are.\n\nBuh bye. There are some burn victims out there for you to make fun of. Maybe you can photoshop normal faces for them this time.",
"That's funny, you remind me of a loser on reddit who just got their ass handed to them verbally.\n\nIt's always the women who act like this. Funny how that works!",
"Cue the childish dismissive sarcasm.",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo0d1zTAFKA\n\nI would never hit a woman. But I understand why there are those who are driven to do so.",
"Cut out the deck plating and bury the lot in space. Some stains just don't come out.",
"thanks, hanks.",
"thanks, hanks.",
"> I can't believe you would condone this kind of behavior. \n\nI didn't say I condone it, I explicitly said I would never do it. I said I UNDERSTAND it. You have poor reading comprehension skills, and you responded in a predictable way. At this point, I am totally fucking with you.\n\nYou are a creep shaming fetishist scum of a person. That's what you are, and I didn't chase you down in another thread, that was all you, here we are because you cannot let it go. That makes YOU the drama queen.\n\nAre you finished embarrassing yourself now?\n",
"Uh-huh. Completely ignore what I said about not condoning it.\n\nUnderstanding serial killers doesn't make a person into one, either.\n\nEmotional moron.\n\nGo raise your children badly.\n\nTeach them to devalue and shame good people based on their appearance for cheap attention.",
"Yep. You sure as fuck are for doing this.\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/sRxp85x.jpg",
"Preserved indefinitely.\n\nhttp://archive.is/P2lmE",
"\"LMAO\"\n\nAt least 29 people plus the one who also took time to call your immature ass out.\n\nlmao lmao lmao",
"Ahh the victim card is back once again.\n\nAnd no, not just me, this guy.\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/7oyzhj/the_one/dsdq4am/\n\nKeep failing. Loser.",
"Nope, try the at least 29 people who upvoted me, and downvoted your stupid ass. That’s why you deleted your comments, admit it.\n\nAnd the way you keep trying to attack me is laughable, predictable, and pathetic. It holds no water. I’m not the immature creep shaming fetishist, you are.",
"Clair Brothers? ",
"Exactly. For me I have to take art supplies and clothes with me and if I leave it's usually for a week. "
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"Where do u live?",
"man i wish i lived in a cool place like that",
"Is, is this heaven?",
"Man it must look so bleak a lot of the time, I imagine it being like the first Twilight movie",
"Can I come visit?",
"Northern hemisphere north of 65°. At [60° N] (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/60th_parallel_north) sunlight is still visible about 5 hrs/ day during the winter solstice . If NA, probably Alaska, Yukon, NWT. https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/sunearth.html",
"Has to be Norway, Sweden, Finland, Russia Canada or Alaska.",
"But you get wonderful long summer days. ",
"Northern Norway.",
"Move? Until a year ago I lived in constant rain.",
"Yes. But less creepy vampires that watch people sleep.",
"im afraid i cant really do that, first of all im a bit too young, second of all im half a year away from enlisting in my country's militairy.",
"North of the wall, apparently.",
"Amazing shot.",
"Military? Well good luck then. I don't know anything about that kind of life but I wish you the best.",
"This is probably a stupid question, but I’m from a very warm place.\n\nHow do you have a fire IN the snow?",
"Below the Arctic Circle. ",
"It's at the bottom of the snow, so on the ground with snow on the sides. ",
"Guessing Bergen then!",
"I love this. Being one with depression, I much prefer the night. I wish it was dark all the time.",
"How do you light that? I can’t even light my smoker if it’s drizzling.",
"Most northern part in the world I've been to was Jyväskylä, Finland. Really beautiful.\n\nWhen living more up in the arctic, like where you live, what do people do for a living?\n\nI image places that far up north are small communities. A \"big\" town is like 50 inhabitants?\n\nIs everyone working remote (like the schools are with remote teachers) or can you do regular jobs there? Honest question. I really don't have a clue how that works.",
"In the place I live there lives around 5000 people. So a lot of regular jobs, but also a lot of people (especially men) who works at sea, in like fishing or oil industry, and are away for weeks at a time.",
"Like you would any fire.",
"A lot of people here prefer the dark winter to the summer, when it's mostly light for months. ",
"Nah. Not even the right country. 😉",
"Do you ever think of moving south or killing yourself?",
"The winter here's cold, and bitter \nIt's chilled us to the bone \nWe haven't seen the sun for weeks \nToo long, too far from home",
"A lot of people in Norway also kill themselves.",
"How difficult is it to move? From your experience. ",
"Now I live in Norway, before I lived in Denmark. ",
"Depends. I moved from Denmark to Norway, which isn't too difficult if you have a job contract. Still a lot of stupid official stuff you have to fix. Getting a bank account, a social security number, and probably a lot I have forgotten.",
"Pretty stabil around 550 people a year. Not really sure how that compares to other countries.",
"Yes."
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"Fireman Bukkake.",
" Frosting",
"That title is fucking with me ",
"How strong is this dude's neck?",
"He fought fire too hard that he elevated his spirit to the next astral level."
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"I don't like Trump but many people who dislike him are in favor of banning things that \"offend\" them because reasons. Which is one of the things Bradbury touches on in the book (cat lovers wanting to ban books about dogs).",
"Indeed. I loved the book... not looking to talk issues although I'm sure that will be unavoidable.\nI just thought it was relevant at this time.",
"I guess it's relevant if you want to shitpost for karma, but it might not work.",
"I found it interesting at least. It is OC.\n\nWhat is your definition of a shit post?",
"/u/SzaboZicon, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No pictures with added/superimposed digital elements.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/SzaboZicon&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7oj2ml/trumps_masterpiece/?context=10\\))",
"This post.",
"I miss grade school as well some days...",
"Aren't you heading back there after the weekend?"
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"/r/madlads",
"That looks incredibly comfy.",
"Just need a hot water bottle with them and they're good to go.",
"But you have an excellent opportunity to do some snow face planting, can we see the results?\n\n https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCPMd0EhNZ4"
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"What is it?\n",
"Looks like a foldable phone. On the left is when it's open and the right when folded. No clue on the name of the phone or whatever it is, if that's what you meant",
"It looks pretty cool. Shame the OP has left this as a bit of a guessing game.",
"I wonder what kind of screen protectors will come for foldable devices. ",
" Windows logo there...",
"Doesn't look like a Windows logo. ",
"Now I have to go watch Blade Runner again"
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"I once sat next to a businessman on a train. Didn't speak to him at all.",
"Very nice. Post to r/China The jaded English teachers in that sub could use a cheering up. ",
"Ahh that's cute. \n\n(Insert obligatory creepy internet comment)",
"Thanks. Ha ha yes they probably do. I have shared it there, is this the normal way or is there another way to post to other subs?",
"We still never talk sometimes ",
"That's unfortunate, he also could have improved your trip",
"Everyone has value; some share and some are scared.",
"Best comment chain I'll read today. Time to go outside... ^^well ^^maybe ^^not ^^it's ^^cold ^^anyway.",
"that’s brilliant and I bet you and your daughter will remember that for awhile - and have a souvenir of your trip haha. Have you stayed in contact with them?\n\nGetting someone who is willing to talk on a long journey or do something like this turns a long boring journey into one that flies by.\n\n",
"I once sat next to a homeless guy yelling at people getting on and off the train. I didn't even make eye contact.",
"I love meeting interesting people on my travels. It always amazes me how big, and small the world can be sometimes.",
"pretty surprised to see this comment, i know jade pagodas are a thing in china but english teachers too? now that's news",
"You could've just posted it directly with the pic there just like you did here, saves them some clicks.",
"Yes, was sure to share our WeChat contacts and will keep in touch",
"Yea, I travel by train a lot in China but was first with daughter. She is the one that gets people talking 😂",
"He’s an Artist _and_ a Street Fighter ",
"What a total champ! ",
"I'm not one of them by the way 😂 ",
"Ilovetocheese",
"No, I'm the Street Fighter.",
"What a fantastic experience!",
"[\"Best friend I ever had.\"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XU5iqrhwW0)",
"I can see by the picture that your daughter is very animated. ",
"That's so sweet :) It's also well done. I love when humans are good to one another. ",
"You think they want to feel happiness? ",
"He turned your daughter into an anime character",
"So... What games has he worked on?",
"He's chinese and your daughter is at least 1/2 chinese (hard to tell), yet he opts to give her western eyes/features",
"How are manga style eyes western?",
"it's an aesthetic choice",
"No one on /r/China is denying that China has nice people too, coming across such people is what keeps us in China, else we would be long gone.\n\nThe endless stream of ill-mannered peasants who just arrived in the city and treat every Foreigners they come across like subhumans or monkeys is what people complain about.\n\nAlthough I praise big cities for recently banning and kicking out migrant workers, which has made things much better. I get less stares and random \"halou\" followed with giggles.\n\nKudos for that move, some people simply don't belong in so-called international cities, learn manners first.",
"They are. If you want to see an Asian character in anime, look at [Brock](http://www.behindthevoiceactors.com/_img/chars/brock--79.3.jpg) from Pokemon.",
"lmao. I didn't expect this thread to be about \"English teachers\" being cynical about China. ",
"Mm, I'd have to disagree. Westernized? Yes. Western? Absolutely not.",
"I once made train friends, too. Was on a trip from Tokyo to Kyoto and couldn't sit together. Found a seat with three guys who didn't speak a word of English. They had already started their party and had coolers with beer and snacks. I was wearing a Dr pepper logo shirt, which they must have recognized because they called me Dr pepper the whole ride, shared the goodies with me, and taught me a simple card game we played for most of the ride. Good times. ",
"ask him about Project Mayhem",
"I have no idea what you are talking about but am fascinated. Is this essentially lower class Chinese people being racist to white people kinda thing due to low exposure and low education? Kinda like how some places were in the west with Asian and black people decades ago?",
"Those are animation features... but okay.",
"So even though in the original Japanese Ash's name is Satoshi he's not Japanese because he has bigger eyes? And nearly every anime character ever is not Asian because they have big eyes?",
"In my experience, the poor people in rural areas (think brick and straw huts) were always extremely polite and didn't even stare. I always felt that it was the middle class that was ill-mannered by US/Japan standards. \n\nI never had any problem with migrant workers in Beijing. I have more respect for them than most.",
"A guy made a pic of a girl that doesnt look anything like your daughter. Cool",
"They are pretty much the equivalent of the most uncultured American rednecks, not necessarily racist but extremely backward, ill-mannered, loud, obnoxious and definitely unfit to live in big international cities like Shanghai or Beijing. They are the people you see defecating in public on the news.\n\nImagine Joe from deep down Arkansas or Alabama coming to New York City with his trailer, parking in Central Park, acting like he owns the place, cutting nails in public, refusing to adapt, shouting and giggling and laughing at every Black or Asian person he sees but not understanding what's wrong with his behavior.\n\nWell this is pretty much what's going on in China with some parts of the population. China should educate such people about the modern world before throwing them in a large city full of Foreigners, not the other way around. Although they usually are illegal residents, they were not invited to the big city.",
"Well everyone has a different experience. Something very important to notice is that the best time of the year in 'big' cities is February, which coincides with Chinese New Year when all the migrants are gone to their hometown.\n\nFebruary is the only time of the year when I never hear anyone cleaning their throat before spitting, I don't get pushed by people trying to get in the subway before I get out, I don't get bumped into on the streets, I don't see anyone taking a dump in public, I don't get stared at, etc...\n\nBut it's just my experience, not saying you are wrong.",
"Animation is not about realism. ",
"That's great, long train rides in China can be a lot of fun. Enjoy the rest of your trip",
"What does the train going 300km**/h** have anything to do with it?",
"You neglected to mention that the 300km/hr trains are smooth as silk, not bumpy :P",
"OP you're a handsome dad ",
"Lmaoooo",
"she now has the power of god and anime on her side",
"I once sat next to a business man on his way to a mining conference and we played Pokemon X together the whole train ride. ",
"Looks like Chinese Ed Sheeran ",
"The girl's eyes looks small isn't because she's half Chinese, it's because the way the photo was taken! They are looking downwards. Everybody's eyes looks smaller when they looking downwards.",
"Don’t bury the lead pal, he’s also a street fighter!",
"Jaded in what way?",
"$50 he makes H-games",
"Big if true",
"Next week its the frys, so stay by his side -- Micheal Scott probably",
"Yeah the cultural divide between city folk and villagers is pretty big. Most city people don’t want their children marrying villagers.",
"Yeah your just victims, that cute. I've seen a lot of content on r/China that is foreigners being the rude ones.",
"Anyone else love his hat?? ",
"Fascinating. Makes sense. Though I am confused by the angle of some of the points you've made. Surely they are more entitled to be in their big city than you are since they are Chinese thus its their city?\n\nIts just bizarre to see someone from outside of a country, feeling like they have more claim on a city than a group of people from the country the city is in. If you get me.\n\nNot judging, just alien to that type of thinking. I have never lived in a foreign country. \n\n\nI'll always agree that more education is needed for those who lack it anyway. \n",
"No, you're the Senate.",
"*reads comment\n\n*tilts head down while reading comment to see if eyes look smaller\n\n*realizes he has no way of being able to tell that\n\nWhy do I do this. ",
"Rude does not always equal rude. Foreigners being 24, drinking too much and not respecting cultural norms is not the same as...well shitting in the street, having your kid pee into a cup then leaving the cup for someone else to clean up or just plain showing absolutely no respect for anyone",
"\nCheck out the sub and all their pathetic, petty complaints. ",
"Shut up, baby dick.",
"That is really cool of him! r/HumansBeingBros ",
"There's the good ol' Reddit cynicism.",
"A legitimate question from a person who has never used a real pencil in any moving vehicle.",
"I have one thing to say about good people: **WE'RE EVERYWHERE!**",
"be-careful of those single serving friends who give you a ride home.",
"See this is where respecting cultural norms and understanding cultural history is so important, you are just proving my point retard. Let me educate you, one China is still a developing country, get that through your God damn head. It's modernization is still in progress regardless of how advanced the tier one cities are. Do you go to other developing countries and expect first world behaviour? Secondly to compound my previous point, China went through the fast development in human history. Only some 30-40 years ago was China a desolate third world country with no concept of modern life. Do you honest believe the development of modern social norms and human behaviour kept up with that. Most people in China today have living memory of being in extreme poverty, it's only the younger generations that know only of modernity and then that is only the ones that live in the big cities.",
"So how often do you get spit on walking around China or grunted at? I’ve heard this is the norm in big cities there. Just genuinely disgusting people. Is it true?",
"More like \"relevant username\".",
"Ooooh you got triggered with that other dudes comment. Heesh. \n\nAlso, for the record, being a second world country doesn’t really have much to do with their economic status. It refers to the fact that they were formerly a communist-socialist industrial state, just as a country called a first world country is a capitalist industrial state. ",
"Just saw the cross post. A few notable jaded comments from jaded /China denizens. ",
"Lovely, for China. So happy you had a fabulous trip, plus new friends.",
"Do.....do I even want to know what H-games are?",
"Yes.\n",
"No, he is THE Street Fighter. ",
"Yup, the migrants are in the big city for a reason, they want jobs. They are hungry, both literally and figuratively. They are already humbled. Yes, there are going to be some bad apples who likely have some sort of emotional problems, but most migrants are just there to start a new life. ",
"[There's no such thing as bad weather ](https://i.imgur.com/Z0zYy1w.jpg)",
"[I just took a look](https://www.reddit.com/r/China/comments/7oj961/sat_next_to_a_video_game_animator_on_a_6_hour/dsa2njr/)\n\n> Why did he draw her eyes so big? Her real eyes are not at all like the drawing.\n\n> Caricatures are supposed to exaggerate the facial features, in this case, small eyes, not large eyes.\n\nWow what the fuck. The amount of ethnocentricity in that reply is just retarded.",
"Yes, it's definitely true. Please stay far away from China and don't forget to tell your friends the same. We absolutely do not want racists like you there. I mean Chinese are disgusting am I right?",
"Lol, you’re the one that’s wrong, I don’t really care how stupid you make yourself look while you’re dying on your hill over there. ",
"Wrong country, that's Japanese, the artist is Chinese. Since you obviously watch hentai for knowing that, I figured you should know we're not all the same people. Just like Canadians aren't into schizer porn. Well, I'm sure some are.",
"lol",
"I travel a lot for business. Usually I take the opportunity to be alone with my thoughts, catch up on reading or other entertainment. Sometimes I'll talk with people if they seem interesting, but usually I'd rather not. On the other hand I've hung out with the same travelling stranger in the same airport bar 4 times over the course of a few months.",
"Especially if they make soap!",
"They either have no sense of local art styles, (unlikely) hate everything about the culture, (likely) or are just bitter people, angry at the world, and looking for things to be offended by. (DINGDINGDING)",
">some places were in the west... decades ago\n\nsensible_chuckle.gif\n\n\n",
"Its treason then",
"I once sat beside a guy on a bus with an unusual-looking hat. I soon realized he was wearing a pair of jockey shorts on his head. I got up and sat somewhere else. ",
"Deja vu",
"I actually thought I was on r/china and was wondering why your post had so many upvotes and why everyone was so positive in the comments.",
"#AHHHHH-",
"I was there. When you were sleeping he was sniffing your feet. Name's \"AL\". Nice guy.",
"Do you keep your keys in the same pocket?",
"Yesss",
"This is what is awesome about Chinese progress. 50 years ago he would have been forced to work on some collective farm. Because we opened up our markets to China this talent is brought forth for all our benefit. ",
"Goddamn",
"Wow, looks JUST like her. 🙄",
"2 comments barely makes a chain, though.",
"It’s the only character he can draw?",
"Best comment chain I'll read today. Time to go outside... ^^well ^^maybe ^^not ^^it's ^^cold ^^anyway.",
"Yeah not a fan of schizer, sorry. I'm from Toronto and I prefer beaver porn. ",
"Don’t like the added sex appeal",
"Chinese people are always nice to foreigners. \n",
"That is what I would have preferred, silence",
"Wear a Dr. Pepper shirt anytime I go to Japan, got it",
"And others are fodder to make us look better or learn from their mistakes.",
"Hentai game ... basically, porn anime games.",
"I'm a Canadian born Chinese from Montreal and living in Waterloo atm, I still get random \"Ni Hai\" comments (my family isn't even Mandarin-speaking)\n\nYou're going to get that everywhere, so keep an open mind.",
"That's what I tell kyself when I wear tight shirts to the buffett, but it's really because Walmart doesn't have tall size shirts...you oughta see the Mamacitas I peep there. Aye Chihuahua",
"Not yet.",
"I thought he was a Street Fighter. ",
"~186 mph",
"Street Fighter !!!!",
"Cynicism? Making H-games isn't inherently shameful imo. ",
"The hair and facial proportions are fairly reflective, I think, but we really don’t have a good perspective, as we only have one side-long photo of the girl herself.\n\nAnd you’re missing the salient point here. A nice guy did a nice thing for a traveling family, and despite their differences they became friends. That’s the take-home. Arguing over minor details like whether the art (made on a train) is good is just a willful attempt to ignore or subvert that message.",
"As a parent, the best part of this is that the young man “kept her entertained for a lot of the trip”. Who cares if the sketch looks nothing like the girl or that his dad took them to their hotel. He ENTERTAINED the kid so Dad got to chill...priceless. ",
"Living and working in Shanghai for 25 years. \nYou paint an incredibly one sided picture of the place and tbf, not very accurate. \nPlease go home. Just please go. \nEverybody has \"the right\" to be in an \"international city\", and it is NOT \"China's job\" to \"educate people\" before letting them into an international city near you. Especially not when I feel dismayed at the utter bad manners and retarded over their heads attitude of most foreigners, especially English teachers. I sincerely hope you're not one of those ESL teaching whiners. \n\nChina is developing, people from rural areas are rougher, and in all honesty, china (as is most Asia) is quite prejudiced on foreigners, mostly due to ignorance and their first or only contact being some douche, sadly. \nThat being said, what you describe in your posts here is stuff I rarely encounter, if at all. Not denying it might happen or not, but your attitude and views are such of an asshole. \nIf it's so shit, just go home. It's not like you're being forced to be here.",
"Lol too long didn’t read. Seems like your mad about something? ",
"Most people are awesome if given the chance.",
"False. That guy is clearly the street fighter, not a video game artist. Sorry guys, looks like you've been duped! ",
"On a warm summers evening, on a train bound for nowhere, I met up with a gambler...we were both too tired to sleep.",
"And has twig arms ",
"I feel like you should have name dropped, unless you offered to which he declined",
"I was reading a comic on my tablet once and a guy asked me if I drew it. \n\nI said no.",
"Except the 300km/hr train they are on is buttery smooth. ",
"He was wearing those earbuds the whole time because he just wanted to be left alone. (._.)",
"Why did he draw her with caucasian eyes?",
"That's pretty awesome :)",
"That’s nice and all. But that looks like generic anime character #5. ",
"I once sat next to a older lady that used to work at Honeywell in the 60's. Being an IT guy I got some nice little stories about different things they were working on back then in technology. It was pretty cool. \n\nI got the impression she also enjoyed having someone to tell them to.",
"He forgot to draw her with massive boobs since he draws anime. ",
"Vine never actually died, it lives on within.",
"RIP /r/pics: \"A place for interesting pictures\" lmao.",
"sounds like something Bender would say",
"Whatever you do though, do NOT wear a Mr. Pibb shirt over there.",
"I'm English so we never speak to the other people on the train. Unless it's raining and then we may exchange comments in the weather briefly.",
"Lolwhat",
"Roads have bumps. High speed train rails do not.",
"What's the deal? Why are they so negative? My cousin taught English in China for years and loved it. ",
"I once sat next to a Judge on a 4 hour flight. Was Judged the whole trip and a little after leaving the plane. ",
"Or Mr Peanut. They hate peanuts. ",
"Cool! Wish I could get a cool random encounter like that, or be the person who helps out and gives a stranger a helping hand!",
"Actually no. ",
"Chung Lee probably ",
"I think I'm missing the reference.",
"Lol, you are one butt hurt fella. Thanks for the education, retard. Hope you self righteousness drowns out the angry voices in your head so you can sleep at night.",
"He’s also the streetfighter. The boom. ",
"They kinda overcompensate the eyes",
"except image looks nothing like her",
"He draws for dating sims guaranteed he’s gonna jack off to your daughter sorry bud",
"Shit, not any game developer either, he is THE original Street Fighter. Beyond cool!!\n\nBut seriously though, you didn't ask for which company he worked on?",
"A reply from a person who has never been on a real train. ",
"It's more random anime character than op's daughter ",
"I wonder how many cool experiences I've missed out on or cool friends I could have made if not for social anxiety.",
"Hey, your daughter has this epicantus / asien eyes. I love them on girls, i can‘t help it. She is adorable.",
"Didn’t know you could get Cadbury’s dairy milk in China! Awesome ",
"Because you have to concentrate on your butt hole clenching on the seat so you dont fall off when traveling so fast.",
"[Or maybe he don't think the painting style looks western?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_Xd2xLAjDM)",
"They’re all a bunch of insecure fucking idiots. Firmly believe China is the worst country in the world, bar none, and yet they still all live their laowai lives teaching English to 4 year olds. ",
"People who had a good time keep having good times and enjoy themselves. \n\nPeople who don't want to complain about it. And you run out of real life people quickly so they turn to the internet to validate their stance. ",
"Nononono you're mistaken, this train goes 300km, musta been quite the feat to observe.",
"She is so cute. Is her mom Chinese? She looks eerily similar to my daughter. Glad you had a great time there!",
"I've been in a plane doing 500km and can still read a book...I'm so talented",
"I wish the USA were as technologically advanced as China!",
"When you find bits of your favorite character from one of your favorite shows everywhere. ",
"She should have asked him to draw her like one of his French girls. ",
"We're skipping them and going straight to hyperloops\n\nEdit: I spurred quite the thread. Neat! ",
"I'm not sure I like where this is going. ",
"Yes doctor.",
"Kwel! I'm a comic book artist, I do similar things when I travel, that's my best way to make friends I'm very social awkward.",
"I weirdly enjoy getting surprised by terrible weather...its weird.",
"OMG I can totally relate! The number of times random strangers came up to me in awe of my mixed race (half Chinese, half white) daughters in China... holy smokes! They are all wanting to take pictures with them and chat about them, telling us they should be movie stars, etc... it was insanity, especially the further out you go from common International tourism centers. They were like rock stars in China. O.o",
"I wish that kind of friendliness and generosity existed more in the united states.",
"Not everyone. ",
"Not a reference, curious question.",
"A few more kilometers and I’m sure he’d start drawing the tentacles. ",
"I sat next to the “king of pants” on the Accella. I couldn’t believe anyone would embrace that name, but I guess there’s one for everything. \n\nhttp://www.nytimes.com/2012/08/16/fashion/the-designer-alvin-valley-is-poised-for-a-comeback.html",
"That hat he's wearing though, 🔥🔥🔥",
"That’s awesome. Good choice of chocolate 🙂",
"I was gonna make a joke about him being a hentai artist. But that idea turned wry in the short span of 5 seconds. So... its cool to see you got to meet someone cool on am otherwise posibly boring ride.",
"I sat next to the manager of Bruce Springsteen's less famous guitarist who formed his own band on a plane once. It was so just barely memorable.",
"No, this is Patrick.",
"Sure you didn't ask him to draw your daughter?",
"That’s a perfectly normal question fellow human. ",
"Does that attract sea bears or something?",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq_f2p9rICs",
"He has been enlightened.",
"I think it's an Office refrence to where Steve Carell and Will Ferrell are in the same bar talking about how they're both waiting to meet someone (it's each other)",
"Have you been to Japan or Taiwan yet?",
"Didnt mean to imply that. It's just that H-games involvement kind of puts a smudge on an otherwise innocent moment.",
"So, generic anime sketch actually is the style in large part (and also why it tends to garner a lot of hate). I dont mean this offensively, but some anime developed as a way to quickly and cheaply churn out animation, and thats often what we think of when we think of anime style. If all the girls look the same, your animators only need to learn one face, a handful of facial expressions, and then everyone can just churn the drawings out. Thats why they tend to distinguish characters by colors and hairstyles. So you just draw the same girl 5 times, give each a different hair color, and you have 5 different characters for the low, low price of hair. \n\n\nEdit: i should clarify, thats not a value judgement. There's a whole bunch of interesting techniques anime and manga artists use for characterization and story telling that we just dont have in western animation. Things like cat mouths to show a certain mood or nosebleeds to show arousal. Realism is rarely the end goal of art. It's just something easy to pick on. ",
"Uhhhh it's actually a pretty good chance it'll happen. I don't think it will happen before standard bullet trains but it's very likely to be funded and implemented. ",
"I sat next to a philosophy prof on a train when I was younger, I was reading a book that was a bit over my head, and ended up asking him to explain transcendence... He talked for over an hour, and when he was done I still didn't understand transcendence.",
"Dude, inappropriate. She's like.. 3? ",
"*Yaaas daddy slaaay*",
"Is he maybe a pedo orrr…?",
"They all look the same.",
"Super toxic. They're like.. A slightly tamer version of t_d",
"/r/PandR",
"Samesies",
"r/humansbeingbros",
"I slept for 12 hours and woke up to an evening blizzard. Braved it to get food, but I love extreme weather. It makes me feel like a little bug in the grand scheme of things, and I think a reminder of one's cosmic size is due.",
"Well... then yes. Absolutely in fact. I don't have the best memory for day to day things so to make it easier on myself I always keep important things in the same places, so there's never a question. Keys, wallet, phone all have their specific pockets. In the house keys stay in their pocket or one other place. Wedding ring always on, by bedside table, or by bathroom sink at hotels. Only time I deviate is to put keys on top of other stuff I don't want to forget when I'm going somewhere.",
"Exactly. It was a very nice thing to do. Could be the worst artist in the world but it’d still be nice.",
"Holy shit, they've gone to *[plaid](https://i.imgur.com/mcK7fsV.gif)*!",
"Hey give us some credit - we’re bringing back coal baby! Our president is washing it as fast as he can.",
"Just going to go ahead and save that meme.",
"We have our daughter's caricatures done every couple of years and not one has looked anything remotely like her. We keep hoping. But you get what you pay for. Sigh.",
"*oh...oh god my heart...*",
"I'm really interested in Chinese language and culture, and I would visit that sub occasionally. Now I just stay away because everyone is super angry and toxic.",
"Few years ago, I sat next to a cardiology doctor when coming back from CA to my school in PA. I was studying for my biochem exam when he started talking to me. As a pre-med student back then, (am a med student now) it was so aspiring to actually talk to such a successful doctor. Apparently he was attending his friend's lecture on recent findings of NSAID effects on post heart-attack patients. He gave me his e-mail address and told me I could email him at anytime to ask about the medical field. I still keep in touch with him and I was able to get so much information from him, especially with med school prep. Also he offered summer research program with him but I had already accepted another one. He basically became my mentor and it's just dumbfounding how you can meet a stranger and become great friends!",
"So how is your med career going now, and are you still talking to him? :D",
"/r/titlegore",
"*entitled asshole. \n\nLike /u/sisko-ire pointed out, the audacity of a guest to tell their hosts that they don't belong.. It's just.. I don't even have words for it.",
"So what if he does? It’s not like he drew an explicit picture of op’s kid. ",
"Very cool! What a nice start to the new year. Your daughter is an absolute cutie pie by the way",
"What age *do* you need to be to appreciate memes?",
"That hat is 🔥 ",
"Yeah I talk to him from time to time, like saying hi during the holidays.\nWell just a typical med school student. Squeezing my head about everything and trying to survive this.",
"Today must be your first day on reddit. Welcome.",
"Wait, do people actually switch pockets? I always have my key in the front right, phone front left and wallet in back right. I have always thought of this as the normal way to handle things...",
"i heard there was going to be a vine 2 or something",
"That's what the sea bear circle is for, duh.",
"I love it",
"Boom goes the dynamite",
"This will probably get buried, but when i was in 7th grade, I visited a friend in New York. On the plane ride home after a few days, I convinced the man next to me that I had just finished a semester at NYU, and that I was quite the child prodigy. He actually believed me, and we had a great conversation most of the plane ride (to Dallas) about the beautiful NYU campus, in which everything I said was complete bullshit, as I had never seen NYU nor knew anything about it besides it’s general location and its acronym. Tons of fun. A random stranger ended up a friend. ",
"That happened to me in Tokyo, except when it was nearly time to get off he took my hotel papers and gave me advice on where to go. ",
"Ok but... He just drew a random anime girl, that looks nothing like your daughter. ",
"*Yuki* Lam \n\ncringe",
"Dilf forsure",
"/r/china gives me cancer, stay away from bitter English teachers in China.",
"Best cap ever",
"Sorry, but how does the speed of the train have any relevance?",
"Our uni made it to semis in hyperloop challenge go hokies! Can't wait for it, but I'll be glad when metro makes it to Gainesville.",
"Hopefully no one on here claims that waifu ",
"Nice art man",
"Nonono... They're in China, not Japan.",
"I got accosted by an usher at a wedding. he said \"bride or groom?\". I was quite obviously neither. ",
"Not China, but there was a guy who livestreamed his Japan trips and kept talking about how on multiple occasions people had coughed in his face (presumably on purpose) when they walked past him on the street. So stuff like that does happen, for whatever reasons.",
"ah shit, good luck man! ",
"Not personally, but I can appreciate that people have tastes other than my own and I'm glad that you like it.",
"No, I see it all the time, just been a crap day and this made me laugh a bit. ",
"PnR deep cuts! *Classic!*",
"That's what happens when you're a bitter arts degree major in your home country so you need to move overseas just so you can get a job off the color of your skin. Western overseas English teachers are a wildcard of quality since the requirements are so basic.",
"Funded, yeah. But the physical reality I feel is just against things. Even if they manage to get something built it'll be dangerous, uncomfortable and inefficient.",
"I too sat next to people on a train. ",
"\"I went to stock market today. I did a business\"",
"Well my dude, that's your problem. The physicality. You need to open your mind, man. And the hyoerloop I've seen proposed is for freight. Not passengers. So don't open soda or beer fresh off the train.",
"\"Great skills on a train going 300km.\"\n\nYeah, but, like...there were windows and shit, right? I mean it's not like he was exposed to the elements or getting rocks thrown at him.",
"Just gotta find those single-serving friends. ",
"It's been like this for like 2 years now ",
"That makes zero sense and is based off zero evidence. \n\n\nBullet trains are some of the most comfortable and well loved in the world. The hyper loop would basically be the exact same thing just significantly more advanced. It would use mag lav so no matter how fast you are going you don't feel it and they can put whatever they want on the interior, it could be Corinthian leather and silk for all we know. ",
"Which one is the street fighter?",
"Sure there is racism in the west but what's happening here is kinda different and closer to \"Omg I've never seen an asian/black person in real life before\" which is less likely now in the modern western world because lower class and lower educated people in the west in 2018 are far more world aware than they were in the 1950's. \n\nI'm not expert on china but I imagine the lower educated working class farmers in china are heavily disconnected from the outside world compared to their western counterparts and may well be closer to how the west was in the 1970's rather than the west in 2010's",
"I almost got motion sickness just thinking about trying to do this ",
"Plot twist: Eroge Animator.",
"I sat next to a guy who worked for Industrial Light & Magic and he showed me how he would take pictures of real people in tourist costume, render them as 3D animated people, and then insert them into the background of the theme park in Jurassaic World. It was mind boggling how little of the movie was actually real. Almost everything was rendered. ",
"https://i.imgur.com/qOD5ULj.gifv",
"Wow OP here and I can't work out how to edit the post...\n\nSo many questions but I will try to answer\n\n1. I have lived in China for 7 years and have experienced some of what the angry people describe but have learnt to deal with these. China is an extremely friendly and safe place\n2. My daughter is half Chinese \n3. I saw some pictures of his amazing work on his phone. I don't know more but am still in touch\n4. The train at 300kmh is extremely smooth but still not ideal for art\n5. I also know it doesn't look like her so much but the point was that a randomly allocated seat brings this happiness\n6. A better image of my daughter - https://i.imgur.com/1Lp49ir.jpg\n\nSo many votes 😯 Thanks\n",
"Cleaning coal is his plan to bring it back?!? I thought his plan was to get as many people on Santa's Naughty List as he could.",
"He had no business in doing so",
"**stop being so reasonable**\n\nSomeone throw a chair or something. ",
"Next to an open seat, that's the dream.",
"You should have posted the whole drawing and give him some social media cred\n\nAfter some googling, it seems that this - http://tw.weibo.com/skullmi - might be his weibo account",
"Welcome to being a minority. Sucks, doesn’t it? Now imagine if you actually had something to complain about; you know, like systemic abuse?",
"Found the swede.",
"Anyone wanna try and pin his artstyle to a certain game?",
"No, I think this is just the pad he drew on....I will get his details",
"Thank you\n\nThe question stems from something a high school teacher told me years ago. A pattern of keeping your possessions in the same place over and over is superstition. The pattern comforts us prolonging the belief that it will not fail us. Your words struck me as someone having an established routine among chaotic, uncontrollable ventures.",
"For you it is. It brings you comfort, yes?",
"r/wholesomememes\n",
"I sat next to the new year.",
"China truly is number one",
"Have you read about the proposals? A maglev train would be great. That's not what's being proposed though. It's crazy vacuum tubes.",
"With only a slight edit I am sure you could use this to describe every rude comment on the entire internet.",
"That day mattersmuch learned a lesson and he never picked up a philosophy book again.",
"They are physically testing multiple designs and almost all of them use mag lev, I don't know where you're getting your information but it's wrong. \n\n\n\nhttp://www.businessinsider.com/hyperloop-one-how-it-works-2017-7\n\n",
"I wouldn't know, being Asian I would say obviously they don't view me the same. However what you are describing is similar to how white people in the west constantly shoulder check me when walking in crowded cities. It might be racist, but it's just subtle enough that we'll never be sure.",
"Fair point. ",
"I can't imagine ever switching. That's like changing the drawer you keep the silverware in, why would you ever?!\n\nMy keys are always front left, wallet and phone front right. I heard somewhere wallet in back pocket is bad for your back. I don't understand how that could be so, but I switched nonetheless. Also out of paranoia about pickpockets.",
"Yeah I leaned after I moved in with my fiance. Sometimes my socks switch drawers..",
"lol no worries dude, its good enough that you shared a good story :)",
"Sheng Long.",
"Those are the best kind of passengers. When I'm on a plane or a train leave me the fuck alone.",
"The corner-cutting is definitely an aspect in how the anime style developed, but it ignores most of the medium's history of development.\n\nFor example it completely ignores the affect Disney had on Japanese animation and cartoon publication in the 40s and 50s. The large \"anime eyes\" are a direct descendant of the wide expressive eyes from Bambi, for example. They are an artistic fascination by Japanese artists in the 50s that became a culture-wide default. \n\nIt also ignores the remarkable draftsmanship Japanese artists typically employ in their backgrounds. It also ignores the usual way Japanese studios cut corners was to lower the frame rate of animation, not the complexity of drawings. They'd reduce the frame rate of animation to 12 frames per second for almost everything (every frame gets doubled) or sometimes down to 9 or 6 frames per second. It was also common to record the voice acting after the animation, because lipsyncing took time and was expensive. It was much cheaper to force an actor to match the mouth flaps the staff had animated. If you look at the animation coming out of Japan in the 80s it was leagues above what was going on in the west in terms of its technical accuracy, it was the style that was dramatically different.\n\nIt also ignores the way manga and anime have intertwined over the years. Manga cannot rely on drawing every girl with an identical face and changing the hair colour, because its a black and white medium. When adapting an manga, they need to accurately replicate the character designs. \n\nWhile there is *some* credibility to the theory that generic anime girl is used to cut corners, it absolutely does not define the medium the way you imply. The generic anime style developed from lots of different sources over many years and the \"every face the same\" problem only became prevalent in the 90s and 2000s when it was the last corner to cut, and more recently when CGI has become more prevalent for animation and rotoscoping.",
"I think it looks like her! She's adorable!",
"Unless it's a train home from a night out, then everyone speaks to each other whether you want to or not. ",
"You should write horoscopes.",
"I'm well aware that you aren't the same people, and if you think that Chinese animators are incapable of working on an H-Game, that makes you ignorant.",
"Because they're losers who had to move to China to get by on their whiteness but their lives still suck.",
"? \nI thought the vacuum is just to eliminate the air drag at high speeds. \nIt's not going to be some suction driven passenger cabins. ",
"So no tentacles to worry about. Got it. Good to know. ",
"Except China does blow pretty hard in comparison to almost any developed nation in the world.",
"Thank you",
"\"Street Fig Hter\" What is that?",
"❤️❤️❤️",
"I was wondering why the hell OP included that detail in his title.",
"Oh, sure, but the mechanics of making a giant vacuum tube across the country is significantly more difficult than building an ordinary maglev.",
"Thanks \n\nA better image of my daughter - https://i.imgur.com/1Lp49ir.jpg\n",
"Oh, sure, but the mechanics of making a giant vacuum tube across the country is significantly more difficult than building an ordinary maglev.",
"You seem really mad at a huge group of people you've only heard a memes about online. Get some help.",
"Imported a box of heroes ;)",
"\n5. I also know it doesn't look like her so much but the point was that a randomly allocated seat brings this happiness\n6. A better image of my daughter - https://i.imgur.com/1Lp49ir.jpg\n",
"Me too but my daughter was the instigator",
"This is the best and most important part 😀",
"Not sure why you are downvoted, it's true",
"Never. Experience China yourself to judge",
"Ok, got you.\n\nIn that case I wouldn't call it racism but just curiosity, maybe? And you're right, China was pretty isolated until they opened up the country again. In the countryside there still are a lot of people who'll be fascinated if someone from a different race visits their village, and they'll shout \"hello\", stare, point, or even straight up go and touch your hair or stuff like that.\n\nAs for actual racism, it's just as common in China as elsewhere around the world. ",
"Oh there goes gravity? ",
"I can't with you man. \n\n\nThat kind of thinking and we would still be in the dark ages. \n\n\nInnovation is what drives society forward not falsely based pessimism.",
"Wow OP here and I can't work out how to edit the post...\n\nSo many questions but I will try to answer\n\n1. I have lived in China for 7 years and have experienced some of what the angry people describe but have learnt to deal with these. China is an extremely friendly and safe place\n2. My daughter is half Chinese \n3. I saw some pictures of his amazing work on his phone. I don't know more but am still in touch\n4. The train at 300kmh is extremely smooth but still not ideal for art\n5. I also know it doesn't look like her so much but the point was that a randomly allocated seat brings this happiness\n6. A better image of my daughter - https://i.imgur.com/1Lp49ir.jpg\n\nSo many votes 😯 Thanks\n",
"You seem really defensive of your cousin. Are you two incestuous? ",
"Wow OP here and I can't work out how to edit the post...\n\nSo many questions but I will try to answer\n\n1. I have lived in China for 7 years and have experienced some of what the angry people describe but have learnt to deal with these. China is an extremely friendly and safe place\n2. My daughter is half Chinese \n3. I saw some pictures of his amazing work on his phone. I don't know more but am still in touch\n4. The train at 300kmh is extremely smooth but still not ideal for art\n5. I also know it doesn't look like her so much but the point was that a randomly allocated seat brings this happiness\n6. A better image of my daughter - https://i.imgur.com/1Lp49ir.jpg\n\nSo many votes 😯 Thanks\n",
"That's true. It's frustrating sometimes but sometimes things like this happen....free stuff 😂",
"Really. Yes half Chinese",
"I think it's feasible, it might get pretty expensive though but from a technical standpoint I think we're more than ready for something like that. ",
"I sat next to a guy for a 6 hour flight, he spent the whole time drawing my little ponies with big ol titties.",
"Which is why I said *some*, mentioned that it was often our perception, and then clarified that it wasn't a value judgement. At no point did I mean to imply the defining characteristic of an entire genre of animation was cheap and quick and easy. Nor did I mean to imply that other style of animation don't also use time saving techniques or cost cutting measures. Or that it was inferior or less than because of it. I tried to keep my comment brief and relevant to the conversation, and I'm sorry if I left you with that impression. \n\n\nI should have perhaps talked about how human faces differ by millimeters, how our brains are hardwired to see human faces (and how we are able to best distinguish facial types we see most often), and being able to draw and being able to draw portraits don't necessarily go hand in hand instead, but such is life. ",
"Wow OP here and I can't work out how to edit the post...\n\nSo many questions but I will try to answer\n\n1. I have lived in China for 7 years and have experienced some of what the angry people describe but have learnt to deal with these. China is an extremely friendly and safe place\n2. My daughter is half Chinese \n3. I saw some pictures of his amazing work on his phone. I don't know more but am still in touch\n4. The train at 300kmh is extremely smooth but still not ideal for art\n5. I also know it doesn't look like her so much but the point was that a randomly allocated seat brings this happiness\n6. A better image of my daughter - https://i.imgur.com/1Lp49ir.jpg\n\nSo many votes 😯 Thanks\n",
"Did that comment make you feel better about yourself? If so, yw.",
"I know you asians all look the same but that picture looks nothing like your daughter.",
"Lean the other way..",
"Is asking a question about a nation’s behaviors racist now? Are you being prejudiced against my question?",
"Even though it's true these trains at 300kmh are amazingly smooth, I wouldn't be able to draw perfectly. But I could have left that out I suppose, it would have given more room 😁",
"It's not about capability, it's about legal and cultural norms. Just like you never hear about mass shooters coming out of China, there are no H-Games either. Because pornography, much like guns are illegal and punishable by death. Actually, guns are more legal because there are licenses for a select few.\n\nSo when you giving me the $50.",
"When you apply the idea that a potential cultural norm is disgusting, that's when you're being biased and racist. Just like American people are so disgusting, because they all eat rocky mountain oysters am I right? I mean bull testicles. The fact that ANY American has eaten them clearly applies to all Americans. Just like Chinese eating dogs.",
"I misread your title as \"He decided to draw my laughter,\" so now, while I think the drawing of your daughter is nice, I am disappointed not to see laughter sketched. ",
"Nice try, China.",
"Those are the worst headphones I have ever used, luckily my roommates cat loves them.",
"White foreigners. ",
"Special relativity states that the laws of physics behave exactly the same for a person at rest and a person on a train going 300km/h. So, his great skills would be great no matter if he were going that fast or not. /s",
"Your teacher was incorrect. Laving things in random places means taking time to find them again. Putting things in random pockets means taking the time to figure out which pocket.",
"So basically how I felt after a whole semester of philosophy.",
"The joke is that the Japanese have an extreme dislike of the flavor of root beer.",
"Forming a band on a plane is quite an achievemenf",
"How the fuck do you go to China and come out as an even bigger racist",
"Lol exactly what I was thinking. Guy drew a lot better than I can, but it looks nothing like the girl. Not even an older version of her.",
"The less time spent looking, the better bad events are avoided?",
"It'll happen for people that live in huge US metros in a decade or two. For the rest of us it's business as usual.",
"Lovely daughter ",
"Mr. Pibb is a bullshit replica of Dr. Pepper because dude didn't even get his degree.",
"That picture is adorable :D",
"Your daughter is adorable. Great story and you can share with her as she gets older and can appreciate it more!",
"That is indeed hilariously jaded",
"Yikes",
"Fast trains would be nice. I took amtrak (west coast) for the first time in a decade last fall, and wow I had forgotten how awfully bad our trains are.\n\nI'm not sure which is worse, the part where it goes 3x slower, or when the train pulls over every 25-50 miles to wait for a freight train to go by.",
"Lil one has an Asian mom, huh? ",
"Obligatory *username checks out*",
"he is the streetfighter",
"I was at a bar in Denton TX one night back in 2009 and a commercial for one of the new Halo games came on TV.\n\nThe bar was packed but I made my excitement known. A guy about 5 ft from me turned around and said \"you play a lot of video games?\" which I do, but the conversation started out a little odd because his next question was \"have you played the new Ghostbusters game?\"\n\nIronically, I rented the game on 360 a few weeks prior when my nephews came to visit.\n\nHe asked me what i thought about it and kept poking me for detail which I though was weird, but he was a nice guy so I figured he was just a big fan of the game. \n\nEventually he revealed that he was one of the lead artists on the game and drew several characters for it. We ended up talking video games over beers for another 45 minutes or so and it was a good time, but I wasn't sure if he was bullshitting or not. \n\nThe next morning (when I sobered up) I googled his name and the first thing that came up was a link to his website with his portfolio with all his work, including pictures from the Ghostbusters game. Good times. This post made me think of that night :) ",
"Yo dawg, How's your business going?",
"That's r/China in a nutshell.",
"I don't subscribe, but check out /r/Sino \n\nI've seen people complain about it in /r/China so I assume it's the other end of the spectrum.",
"Upvoted cus she is so damn cute.",
"My dad was in the Air Force and stationed in Okinawa (Japan) in the early 90s. My youngest brother was born in Okinawa and all the Japanese wanted to touch his blond hair and and cooed over his big blue eyes. Mom thought it was both cute and annoying at times. With four little boys (all under 8, about 2 years between each of us) in tow it could be a bit bothersom to have a bunch of people wanting to see the little blond american boys. Sadly I don't remember it well even though I am the oldest.\n\nI do remember some things and hope that one day I can go back and visit.",
"Made a temporary friend with a Japanese Neurosurgeon at the Heathrow smoking lounge on an international flight since he saw the company swag logo on my jacket. He was a big fan of our products (software for physicians) and we chatted for a couple hours and smoked all the cigarettes we had.\n\n\nThen we got on separate flights, minus one friend.",
"These wholesome random interactions are such a treat. ",
"To Chinese strangers! \n\nCheers!",
"Did this shit really get 28k karma?\n\nI weep for this subreddit.",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUtS8M90Fto",
"Yep",
"Geese Howard?",
"Also a no for me. It really bothered me for some reason.\n\n\"Like this guy is so fucking cool he can wear a hat labeling him as 'the boom'? Yeah hold up - **no**. If he actually was 'the boom', dude wouldn't need the fucking hat. If he isn't as cool as the boom, the hat is an obvious lie or distraction given the previous point (all his friends would call him out right?). If the now asserted concept of dishonesty is incorrect, then one can only assume the cap is worn ironically, which is kind of....gay. But booms don't wear hats that announce their presence. Their reputation precedes them.\"\n\n",
"oh so you get up-voted and I get kicked off the island? ",
"Well, time saved? Yeah, bad events avoided? Less frustration therefore lower blood pressure? :)",
"Welcome to reddit.\n\nFYI: \n\n* People who call out the meta without challenging the meta directly and attacking it? That's a kick off the Island.\n\n* People who aren't funny, but try to be? That's a kick off the island.\n\n* People who shit on their parent comment inside the meta, whilst coaching meta, about meta? Welcome to the island.",
"Education is the key to this problem. Ypu seem to get it, unlike those other posters here who get triggered and call me a racist because they clearly lack arguments. Chinese people, the ones who are educated and treat non-Chinese like normal human beings, are incredibly friendly.\n\nAs far as claiming to anything, I don't, I have a legal resident D visa (Chinese 'green card') that I earned through lawful behavior and Chinese linguistic abilities, I have earned the right to reside in China just as any green card holder in the US does.\n\nThese people, the migrant workers, most of them do not have the right to reside in big cities. China has the 'hukou' system that ties people to whatever place their 'hukou' is registered in, it's like an internal passport. Most or the migrant workers reside in big cities illegally but the government has been closing its eyes onnit until recently.",
"Why wouldn't you always put your keys in the same pocket? It's predictable, and more efficient - you don't have to search for them. And if they're always in the same place, it's far easier to realize if you're missing them.\n\nWho puts their keys in a different place everytime? That just sounds really stupid.",
"Your daughter is very cute and the drawing does resemble her!",
"There's a 'Seinfeld' episode where George illustrates exactly why putting your wallet in your back pocket can be bad for your back.",
"/r/sino, like /r/china but for people who don't live there",
"You mean like the fact that non-ethnically Chinese people can never become citizens of the PRC, or that no decisional position is ever given to non-Chinese in China's companies?\n\nOh wait, they are not White so it's okay I guess LOL",
"Are you fluent in chinese?\n",
"The wholesomeness makes me sick.",
"As someone who has lived in China and am permanently moving there in 1.5 weeks, I don't get your point. All I know is that /r/China is a shitfest.",
"ESL teacher in China, list of requirements:\n\n1. Be White\n2. Don't not be White\n\nTeaching experience and fluency in English optional.",
"I do not. Pointing out that some people, not an entire race, are unfit for modern life and need to be educated, isn't racist. If I was telling that rednecks are not fit to live in NYC or Los Angeles, then suddenly it wouldn't be racist. Same thing here.\n\nAnd don't claim that these people's behavior is Chinese culture and that I should respect and blah blah, because it isn't, and by claiming or thinking so you would be insulting the actual beautiful culture of the Chinese people.",
"**If I were**",
"/r/sino is nothing but positive news about china by as reported by chinese mouthpieces. /r/china can definitely be on the negative side but there's more honesty in that than what's reported in xinhua.",
"From my experience on /r/China, it's all just extremely biased in a single direction. There isn't actually any logical conversation on there and anybody who speaks against the status quo gets called a wumao.\n\nWhataboutism is also basically that subreddit's motto.",
"just like china's",
"Okay.. I guess you browse that subreddit? That's unfortunate.",
"I'm a firm believer that if you can't explain whatever you're studying/a master of/specializing in/whatever to a five-year-old, you don't properly understand it.",
"OP again. I'm not sure how to get my updates to the top but I will be showing this guy what an impression he has made on the world.\nHe is only 24 and has some skill but it was his overall kindness that has made the difference. \nThanks for the positives and like I do in China when someone spits on the street or shits on a bus, I ignore it and get on with my life 😂",
"why is that unfortunate?",
"Why is it unfortunate that you are defending a bias echo chamber?",
"what?",
"Beats me. Acknowledging the history of China?",
"Ron Swanson is secretly a swede",
"You're a perfect fit.",
"for what? ",
"Sorry, you seem to be up on a pretty high horse there, it's hard to hear you down here with the peasants.",
"I once sat with a jewish guy, ended up buying his seat.",
"The fact that you think /r/China has any semblance of conversation is pretty funny. Go through all of the comments in this thread that bring up that sub, look at any of them right now, not just mine.\n\n>[I just took a look](https://www.reddit.com/r/China/comments/7oj961/sat_next_to_a_video_game_animator_on_a_6_hour/dsa2njr/)\n\n>>Why did he draw her eyes so big? Her real eyes are not at all like the drawing.\n\n>>Caricatures are supposed to exaggerate the facial features, in this case, small eyes, not large eyes.\n\n>Wow what the fuck. The amount of ethnocentricity in that reply is just retarded.\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7oj80h/sat_next_to_a_video_game_animator_on_a_6_hour/dsacl6j/\n\n>I actually thought I was on r/china and was wondering why your post had so many upvotes and why everyone was so positive in the comments.\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7oj80h/sat_next_to_a_video_game_animator_on_a_6_hour/dsadho3/\n\n>/r/china gives me cancer, stay away from bitter English teachers in China.\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7oj80h/sat_next_to_a_video_game_animator_on_a_6_hour/dsajedi/\n\n>Super toxic. They're like.. A slightly tamer version of t_d\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7oj80h/sat_next_to_a_video_game_animator_on_a_6_hour/dsaijy8/\n\n/r/China is a known cesspool and the fact that you're defending it in any way whatsoever tells me that you enjoy that echo chamber, so yes, I'm going to dismiss your opinion.",
"Ha thx a lot!the guy who drawed is me.\nHe(Wes) is a gentleman and his daughter is an angel .\nThey made my lonely travel became powerful and meaningful .\n\n",
"enjoy your time in china! You're pretty fucked in the head if you plan on living the rest of your life here.",
"See, I told you that you were a perfect fit.\n\nI've lived there before, so I think I'll get by, thanks!",
"Wow she looks absolutely tiny, or are you just a tall guy?",
"Well, just remember that bad days are just another day. Days always end.",
"Welcome to Reddit. Made an account purely because of this 😀",
"I'm quite tall but she is a small 3 year old",
"Sat next to a Chinese girl in her early 20s who was in town for calligraphy convention. We shared foreign snacks and spoke broken English. It grew me as a person.",
"Honestly I'd say get off reddit and find the Chinese language club at your local university. Reddit has this really weird (*cough* racist *cough*) disdain towards China and Chinese people.",
"'local art styles' from Japan?",
"I got my other account permaban from /r/sino after asking for proof of some wild claims that ice cream was invented by China. My message was, \"Can you give us a reliable source for your claims that ice cream was invented in China?\".\n\nMeanwhile, all the people who replied insulting me and my mom and calling me a China-hater were not banned, they are still posting there. Just how sucky that sub is.\n\n/r/sino is the harmonious sub that China dreams to be IRL, 100% positive news and self-praising, sweep existing problems under the rug, silence anyone who questions Chinese superiority in any way of shape whatsoever.\n\nThe sub is probably run by Chinese government employees aka wumaos and is nothing if a piece of propaganda.",
"They get paid middle class salaries to speak random nonsense in English, can you blame them for liking it?\n\nI mean I'm sure lots of Chinese would also move to the US if they were paid a middle class salary to speak random Mandarin, and could you blame them?\n\nThe reason they get paid so much to do so little is because the entire ESL industry is a massive scam where middle class and wealthy Chinese pay ridiculous amounts of money to spend time with a Foreigner.\n\nIt's never been about learning English, lots of training centers are basically matchmaking agencies between White guys and Chinese girls, >90% of the students and the staff are females, ever wondered why?\n\nAs for the boss or the management, they don't give a damn about English, all they care about if making money, and they are willing to hire Foreigners are premium price because they know that they fellow Chinese are too stupid to see through the whole thing.\n\nWelcome to the real world, it's never been about teaching or learning English.",
"Joke's on you, many Mandarin clubs only accept ethnically-Chinese people, fact.",
"I never get a positive response when I draw peoples daughters. ",
"> despite their differences they became friends\n\ndespite what differences? the fact that he is chinese? lol. they are still human, you know? its not like they scaled some huge mountain of a difference to become friends, unless OP has written more about the encounter that I have missed some how",
"i am one of those bitter /China users. not everyone there is an english teacher, i was a diplomat there until a few weeks ago. have you lived in china before? theres actually a reason why /china has lots of negative comments while other asian country subs do not.",
"小姐，你去過中國嗎",
"what makes you say that? have you ever been to china? you should see how the chinese treat foreigners in their own country. systematic federal and local government level racism. they also release mainstream pop songs called 掛來外 or 'fuk off foreigner'. dno about u but that would never fly in my racist home country in the west. go to china and u might understand why there are some upset foreigners posting in r/china",
"except they aren't all english teachers",
"You're really trying your best here, eh?",
"because china is a difficult place to live for many reasons. china is also not the most welcoming place for foreigners. foreigners experience systematic racism in china at federal and local government levels. there is no freedom of speech or internet freedom.",
"not everyone in r/china is an english teacher. you should try living in china for a while, you might realise why people get mad at china.",
"> I mean I'm sure lots of Chinese would also move to the US if they were paid a middle class salary to speak random Mandarin, and could you blame them?\n\ndo you know how many chinese try to escape china for a life in the west? not just poor people looking for middle class salaries. every high ranking government official is buying houses for their children etc in the west as a way to get them out. theres a reason even chinese people want to get out of china.\n",
"wow man a day in china u dont get pushed in the subway? i really do not believe you at all.",
"its interesting how you get down voted for this comment. i bet everyone who down voted you has never spent day in china in their life, and thinks of it as some technological utopia rather than the truth that it is a backwards xenophobic racist country that controls all of its citizens lives and monitors and censors all their activities",
"Interesting. Like I said I don't subscribe there so i have no idea how it is. The only reason I'd even mention it is because /r/China hates it and that tells me it's on the opposite end of the spectrum. I guess a bit too far though.",
"Truth hurts sometimes.",
"The worst thing about racism in China is that it happens and is actively encouraged at all levels. There is systematic racism towards foreigners from federal and local government. What Chinese children are taught in schools also means they become nationalist China loving citizens who are racist and think every other country is beneath them.\n\nThere are so many examples from my time there, but here are some. The federal government introduced a 'report a spy' hotline, which is basically a hotline for Chinese people to report white people they think are 'suspicious' or don't like. Recently, police have been door knocking on all foreigner's doors (as their address needs to be registered with the police), asking to see their passports and looking around their apartment for no reason at all. Foreigner owned and frequented bars are frequently shut down by the government for no reason. There was a recent incident where a family friendly bistro for foreigners had police come in, lock the doors, and subject everyone inside to urine tests at 7pm. There were many children present, it is not a place people are going to be taking drugs. Recently a mainstream rap song was released called 瓜老外 or basically 'fuk off foreigners'.\n\nIt is not just the lower class that are racist, it is even the upper educated class. The government is still paranoid because China was embarassed previously when they were weaker and they don't want it to happen again. Every night there is a drama on TV that shows Japanese as evil devils, that really helps to keep up the racist sentiment to Japanese people. Hope some people can read this and maybe understand why some foreigners over in r/China are mad at China.",
"I mean thats one kind of racism that just causes annoyance. There is other serious state sponsored racism too where foreigners in China are treated very poorly. And flat out mean racism from Chinese people, not just 'oh there is an exotic white person'",
"wow, maybe its the camera angle or her legs aint showing or something. Whats it like living in China? All I hear about is that its a communist but not really place with a brutal regime cracking down on any resistance to them by harvesting their organs. It can't possibly be that bad. My only other source would be my friend from Hainan who is just a really cool guy which tells me most of the people are ok, just the government thats shitty?",
"you would be surprised. most people who go to china in the first place are not racist, and usually have an interest or desire to learn more about chinese culture or other cultures in general. 95% of people who go to china go with an open mind and high hopes, and it is instantly crushed when they learn the realities of life in china, and the realities of how foreigners are treated in china by chinese people and the chinese government. being subject to systematic state sponsored racism, for instance. it is incredibly easy to be 'more racist' after coming back from china, although i wouldn't call it racism.\n\nEdit: Check out this post if you are truly interested to learn why this might happen https://www.reddit.com/r/China/comments/6mjixo/to_westerners_who_have_lived_in_china_what_did/",
"The censorship is the biggest thing for me too. I think people really underestimate it, and can't see how it can effect your time there, just don't talk about the government. But it has so many other effects. You can barely have a conversation with local chinese people that might in any way relate to politics, whether its online due to censorship or even offline, due to the way Chinese people have been taught to defend their government etc especially from any tiny criticism from a foreigner. You cannot have proper conversations. The last straw was police knocking on foreigner's doors to check their passports and apartments for no reason at all, I had to get out. I don't need that shit in my life. I just couldn't imagine the uproar that would result if in Australia the police would randomly knock on Chinese people's doors to check the passports. The roars of racism from the Chiense government would be deafening.",
"you should try living in china as a white person, then you will really discover what systematic racism is like. in australia there is no way the government would get away with things that the government does in china. for example, randomly knocking on foreigners doors (as you have to register your address with the police) to check their passport, visa and walk around their apartment for no reason at all. in australia, when the government tried to undertake a random check of people's migration status, there was massive protests on the day from australian people who do not want our country to stoop to that level of racism. and yet australians are constantly disparaged as being racist, even by the chinese government itself. people really don't realise the amount of racism foreigners, yes even white people, experience in china.",
"Whichever hand is free to place in whichever pocket is closest",
"I say that because every single news story that peaks on /worldnews about China, especially any positive news regarding environment, has a bunch of people making stupid jokes, whataboutism, and baseless statements of doubt without any specific evidence. I've watched for years as American media predicts China is \"about to\" collapse, and watched years of coverage about \"weird shit from China\" that ignores the (obvious) context.\n\nyeah I minored in Chinese, speak Chinese, and lived in Xi'an and Taiwan, then when I lived in Los Angeles I worked for a company that dealt exclusively with Chinese clients where every other employee was either Chinese, Taiwanese, or Chinese-American.\n\nI don't know where you're from, I'm from the USA, and if you don't think there's \"systematic federal and local level racism\" in the West, well, we have that too, what with travel banned from certain countries plus 25 states specifically attempting to ban refugees from resettling in their states. \n\nI'm not going to say China is perfect or something but claiming it's somehow the only country with racism is wildly wrong. Maybe it's changed in the last few years, I haven't been to China since 2014 and I live in Germany now. I'm curious if you can share some examples of those songs with me bc I couldn't find any on tudou or baidu.\n\nhonestly, and I know this is coming off as rant-y, the white people I met in China who whine about racism are treated just as bad as black, arab, or hispanic people often are in other countries. They're just shocked because they've never experienced it before. It sucks, but it's not like it's unique.",
"OK, well, not the Mandarin club at the University of Northern Colorado, Montana State University ,University of Illinois UC, or University of Southern California, which is where I've lived. So I'm 4/4 here as a white devil.",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIzSHvpMupw\n\nI certainly never said that China is the only country with racism. It does get on my nerves though that people who have never been there have some kind of idea that China is some kind of progressive technological utopia, where racism does not exist because there are no white people. In fact I believe it is far more racist than my home country Australia, despite the fact we are often disparaged as racists even by the Chinese government. Of course racism towards Chinese people does exist in Australia, but not at systematic government levels. We have ethnic Chinese people in our parliament, and Chinese people are given rights to live and work in Australia permanently much more readily than Australians who want to go to China. There are many other examples as well.\n\n",
"Draws random anime girl.\n\n\"This is your daughter\"",
"Sounds like a none of your business man ",
"> Just like you never hear about mass shooters coming out of China\n\nNo, just mass stabbings",
"Unfortunately not. I get by but I should have dedicated more time to it. I have always had a translator at work",
"Sounds cool 😀",
"Yes, Chinese",
"Yea will be a great memory for her. Maybe we will meet up with him again in future too",
"Sounds a funny thing to do 😀",
"Ha ha good spot, imported from UK 😀",
"Ridiculously beautiful. Well done sir. ",
"It's difficult to say without going on a full blown essay but I (and the others who complain) wouldn't be living here if it was actually that bad. What you hear about is from people who didn't adjust to China or got kicked out somehow.\nPros -\n1. It's extremely safe (if you respect the country and their culture)\n2. It's cheap\n3. It pays well\n4. It's a crazy life changing experience, daily\n5. People are friendly\n6. It has lots of bucket list experiences \n7. It's in close proximity to the rest of Asia (for nice cheap beach holidays)\n8. WeChat\n9. Food\nProbably a lot more\nCons\n1. They have a different standard when it comes to manners\n2. Sometimes the air is polluted\n3. Simple tasks (like banking or paying electric) can be difficult\n4. Hospitals\n5. Schools\nAlso probably lots more",
"Sounds kinda like Singapore, just probably more expensive though. But I got sick of beach holidays fast over there.",
"Both have issues.\n\nr/China has a lot of disgruntled US/UK expats overseas but can provide useful insight. Take it with a grain of salt. \n\nr/Sino was created in reaction to this but the pendulum swung way to far. What resulted is a loud party mouthpiece fueled by angry Chinese living abroad who tow the party line hard. Expect lots of Tiananmen apologism etc. ",
"OP again. Still not able to answer all questions but would like to take this opportunity to share my Instagram page - wezzer1982\nIt has better quality pics of Asia 😀",
"I think you're starting to get it. Just like how it wouldn't make sense to see a picture of a British kid and start cracking jokes about how he's going to commit the next columbine. It's irrelevant whether or not he's CAPABLE of committing it.\n\nSo your statement about H games are ignorant because China doesn't do those sorts of things. Just like not all white people are mass shooters (that's really just an American thing).\n\nSo, now that you understand, when are you gonna pay up?",
"Yea, dude. Chinese pop art is very similar. These are cultures that borrow heavily from each other.",
"I love how you're so butthurt at the implication of a Chinese person making H-games, that you equate it to mass shootings.\n\nLooking at your posting history, you've got some serious cultural identity issues. Seek help.",
"You’d be surprised what a hurdle race, culture, gender, and sexuality can be for some people.",
"I'm not butt hurt. I'm educating you and hoping you'll pay up the $50. It's not my fault Americans commit mass murder so frequently it's an easy thing to point to. \n\nIt's Saturday, shouldn't you be mass shooting someone? I mean you're white and your American. I thought that's what you guys do on the weekends.",
"No, you're totally butthurt. Like, 90% of your posts are about weird goofy shit, and you even talk about asian immigrant parents being traitors for coming to America.\n\nYou obviously have serious hangups with being in America, and feeling like being an Asian male has somehow put you at a disadvantage, to the point that it's got you angry.\n",
"And I see you're an alt-right Reagan worshiper. Not surprised, but also not really relevant to the discussion.\n\nWhat is relevant is Americans are commonly mass shooters, the Chinese do not commonly make H games and you owe me $50.\n\n*Edit: On more irrelevant things, how often do you cry out because Muslims are touching your pee pee at the airport. Do you wake up in cold sweats thinking \"Oh no I have to fly today, some Islam man is going to touch me down there, only white girls get to dammit!\"",
"I don't even like Reagan, but nice try.\n\n>the Chinese do not commonly make H games\n\nOh, so now it's gone from \"CHINA DOES NOT MAKE H-GAMES, FUCK YOU FOR SUGGESTING SUCH\" \"the Chinese do not commonly make H games\"\n\nDude, seek help. You are seriously the Asian equivalent of those alt-right goofs. \nYou seriously have posts where you go \n\n>I don't care about Asian women, I don't know why you keep going on about them. I'm saying white people are tainted.\n\nSeriously man, you have some weird fucking hangups. ",
"Did a Muslim touch you funny again today? Is that why you're so triggered?",
"None of your insults make any sense. Your trolling is as weak as your tiny erections.",
"LOL, just reading your previous posts. You seem terrified of going to airports because Muslims might touch you. And are obsessed that a large percentage of black women have herpes. Is that why you're so afraid of Muslims touching you? Because you're scared they're going to give you herpes?\n\nLet me educate you more, herpes is a sexually transmitted disease. You can't get it from them patting you down at the TSA.\n\n*Edit: Is this why you're mad:\n\n>Yet another white woman who risked imprisonment for the opportunity to be filled with black seed.\n\n>This is the true power of BBC.",
"Hey, man. I'm sorry that all the asian girls in highschool realized what a loser you are, and started dating white dudes in college. But, it's ok to move on from that pain and be a happy person.\n\nYour current state of acting like a complete autist about being an Asian American male is unhealthy, and it's likely the reason that women are repulsed by you. Please seek help, before you end up stabbing a group of people in a subway, or causing another animal to go extinct to make your penis powder.",
"So I think I know why you're upset. You want to have sex with black girls like white girls have sex with black guys, but too many of the black girls have herpes.\n\n>According to the CDC, 49% of Black Women in the US have Genital Herpes.\n\nSince \n\n> Yet another white woman who risked imprisonment for the opportunity to be filled with black seed.\n\nNow I understand. Look you have to understand, you can still get a blow job from the black girls. That won't transmit the herpes and you can get your rocks off on the black girl of your dreams.\n\n*Edit hey something we agree on!\n\n>Whites are weak, and bend over backwards to not seem like bad people. That's why they are easy targets.",
"It's 11am, shouldn't you be spamming interracial porn on 4chan, with the rest of /r/AsianMasculinity?\n\nIt's super funny how super angry you are over what started out as an innocuous joke about H-games.",
"No I'm having too much fun reading about how you obsess with BBC.\n\n> This is what so many have yet to understand. The natural charisma and strength of black men is exuded even at a young age, and every white woman can sense it. Years of unsatisfying sex with dinky white Bois leaves these women desperate for a real man.",
"See, the difference is that I post those things as a joke. You post them in your reddit support group for angry asian men.",
"You:\n\nhttp://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/738/025/db0.jpg",
"you:\n\nhttp://educate-yourself.org/cn/virginia_tech_shooting_ny132.jpg",
"Hey he's just learning from the white people of his new home country. Can't blame a guy for assimilating.",
"Thank you kind stranger!",
"Nope, I've never been to China. ",
"You don't know that.",
"LOL Same deal in Okinawa in the 90s! (Wonder if we ever saw each other..would be interesting!) I'm black but still experiences random Japanese people, mostly younger teens, wanting to take pictures with me or pick me up. Interesting times.\n\nedit: Let me add they wanted to take polaroid pics because they thought i was cute, but I suppose still kinda weird hahaha. I was treated well though.\n\n",
"Hahaha \"assimilating,\" too funny.\n\nIt's in snow bono's blood to shoot up schools, concerts and churches. Careful, if you keep going at him, he might take out his frustration on some orphanage",
"Kadena AFB. Would have been '91-95 if I did my math right. I would have been around 4-9 while we were there I think.\n\nI can't remember seeing any black kids in the houses around us. Then again, it was 20+ years ago and I was pretty young. Possible would have gone to the same school though if you went to Kadena Elementary.\n\nFunny story from that time. When my youngest brother was born there was a little girl in the neighborhood that was totally convinced he was going to look like a Japanese baby. The eyes, black hair, etc. Mom invited her to the hospital to see him after he was born as proof that he really did have blond hair and round, blue eyes like the rest of us.",
"OMG you have no idea how hilarious. Of course the first insult he throws at me is the small dick joke, next after going through his comments like 10% are about how white girls love black cock. I swear to god it's like god damn clock work. I wish we were wrong, I really do, but reality repeats itself again.",
"She's a lil cutie 😄",
"Yes, I do. There's a picture.",
"Late reply, but I misread your first comment! I got to Kadena in 94 as a baby hahaha. And I actually still remember my home on base. I lived on a hill and was close to one of the parks. Very good memories.\n\nAnd hahaha that's cute. Reminds me of how I was genuinely surprised when we came back to the US and saw different ethnic groups. I went to a Japanese daycare, had a Japanese babysitter, and had maybe one non-Asian friend? Despite being black, I had never seen many black and white people at once when we PCS'd to New Mexico."
] | 482 | pics | Sat next to a Video Game Animator on a 6 hour train journey across China. He decided to draw my daughter. Great skills on a train going at 300km. He kept her entertained for a lot of the trip and also had his dad take us to our hotel. A random stranger but ended up a friend |
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/r/pics/comments/7oj86p/new_year_fireworks_in_moscow/ | [
"We have no use for the sun anymore.",
"This picture is amazing ",
"Celebrating winning the cold war",
"Sad to see everyone on their phone trying to get the same mediocre footage. Why not just enjoy the experience? Firework movies always fail to impress, but the real thing is pretty neat."
] | 4 | pics | New Year Fireworks in Moscow |
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/r/pics/comments/7oj8q6/time_to_clean_the_shower_i_suppose/ | [
"S'pose",
"Or keep growing and start your own soup business. ",
"r/mildyinteresting",
"Not yet. Let it grow, then harvest.",
"In before \"You must be a fun-gi\".",
"Looks like your penis fell off",
"Need to install that garbage disposal in the shower.",
"or grout...\n"
] | 8 | pics | Time to clean the shower I suppose. |
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/r/pics/comments/7oja7z/my_window_on_this_23_morning/ | [
"Pretty frost ferns :)",
"Minus 23 Farenhiet or Celsius?",
"Where?",
"Yes.",
"Definitely Celsius ",
"Southern Ontario, K-W region to be exact"
] | 6 | pics | My window on this -23 morning |
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/r/pics/comments/7ojbcm/mammoth_tusk/ | [
"No way?!",
"Norway?",
"That way! ------->",
"Yes! I believe this was in Siberia. ",
"I mean, it's pretty big. But mammoth?",
"Bring it to Ysolda in Whiterun for a free level in Speech.\n\n\"This should turn that old cat's gaze.\"",
"Photograph by [Evgenia Arbugaeva](http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/2013/04/125-mammoth-tusks/arbugaeva-photography#/01-pristine-mammoth-tusk-670.jpg)\n\nInteresting comment by u/exxocet from [last thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2yjlxs/a_woolly_mammoths_tusk_is_unearthed_from_a/cpa4vzp/):\n\n> A lot of people think of woolly mammoths as huge, but there are a few mammoth species described so far (about 10 or so from different time periods and locations) and most of them were not actually bigger than modern elephants, perhaps around the size of Asian Elephants. A few different sized *Mammuthus* species lived in Siberia at different times, the Southern Mammoth and the Steppe Mammoth were both older and about twice the size of the Woolly Mammoth which was actually pretty small. \n\n>I will try find some good size comparisons these are a bit shit but give [you some](http://i.imgur.com/ZcOk9Tr.jpg) kind of idea.\n\n\n>One of the really cool things they can do with mammoth tusks is look at the 'rings' like a tree and figure out from growth patterns various things about their lives, like how many calves a female might have had during her life.",
"Is he gonna pull it out like Excalibur? ",
"Looks like the Eastern Steppe",
"Yes, it is very large. From what animal is it from? ",
"I went to a global climate change seminar, and the dude was saying that in certain parts of northern Canada that mammoth tusks are starting to pop up more cause the permafrost is melting. ",
"spamwatch /u/luiszang, /u/ushahudnall, /u/artiemcgowen ",
"mammoths were verRy big!!"
] | 13 | pics | Mammoth tusk |
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/r/pics/comments/7ojcxd/scraping_frost_off_my_windshield_in_florida_this/ | [
"I use an unimportant card in my wallet to scrape this",
"Haha I had to use a book I had in my trunk. Worked well enough!",
"Damn. That amount in michigan, we just spray some windshield wiper fluid and we are on are way. ",
"Haha it's enough to cause massive panic through the population here. All my plants are dying :(",
"From a Canadian currently sitting with a -38 wind chill outside (and with all due respect): PFO. :-) ",
"Its damn cold though. The real feel here yesterday morning was -26. But I live by the bay on lake huron and people were still ice fishing like crazy.",
"Which part of Florida?",
"Right by Tampa",
"I'm from Washington state, used to go to BC all the time. Please don't freeze to death!",
"Jeez, I thought 31 here was bad! Stay toasty!!!",
"Florida? Can't be. Smugglers must of dumped a load of cocaine.\n",
"I'm in Ontario sitting at -273 c. Absolutely too cold-) I would just hit my washer and drive away to the golf course if it was only 31f.\n\nSerious though for any Florida natives. DO NOT use anything metal to scrape the windows. Plastic only. Metal will cause you some discomfort in the back pocket/purse."
] | 12 | pics | Scraping frost off my windshield in Florida this morning. |
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/r/pics/comments/7ojdb1/we_got_new_neighbors_they_have_dogs/ | [
"Friendly dogs by the looks of it. Pretty, too.",
"I think that's a new graboid evolution.",
"Anyone seeking more info might also check here:\n\ntitle | points | age | /r/ | comments\n:--|:--|:--|:--|:--\n[The best neighbors are ones with cute dogs](http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/6wozc0/the_best_neighbors_are_ones_with_cute_dogs/) | 184 | 4^mos | aww | 5\n[We got new neighbors. They have dogs](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/7j8z0y/we_got_new_neighbors_they_have_dogs/) | 307 | 25^dys | funny | 23\n[We are your new neighbours frens!](http://www.reddit.com/r/rarepuppers/comments/70tve8/we_are_your_new_neighbours_frens/) | 24150 | 3^mos | rarepuppers | 133\n[Hi friend, can we have some sugar?](http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/6vtcqm/hi_friend_can_we_have_some_sugar/) | 1643 | 4^mos | aww | 18\n[We got new neighbors. They have dogs](http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/619rpi/we_got_new_neighbors_they_have_dogs/) | 680 | 9^mos | aww | 31\n[We got new neighbors. They have dogs](http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/600f8r/we_got_new_neighbors_they_have_dogs/) | 123 | 9^mos | aww | 14\n[MRW I'm outside and I smell weed coming from my neighbors back yard.](http://www.reddit.com/r/trees/comments/4mlpar/mrw_im_outside_and_i_smell_weed_coming_from_my/) | 364 | 1^yr | trees | 10\n[We got new neighbors. They have dogs](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/4mkxx5/we_got_new_neighbors_they_have_dogs/) | 7163 | 1^yr | pics | 1784\n[Well hello there!](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/6gp1xh/well_hello_there/) | 92 | 6^mos | funny | 3\n[Our new neighbors have dogs](http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/5ff5bw/our_new_neighbors_have_dogs/) | 305 | 1^yr | aww | 9\n\n*[Source: karmadecay](http://karmadecay.com/results/u9912524)*",
"[Always could be worse...](https://i.imgur.com/50Zk7RG.jpg)",
"God bless this site",
"The one on the right is a little shithead & the other one knows it. \"hello... Yes, this is Rufus. Don't leave your shoes or keys or wallet or glasses lying around if you wanna keep them\"",
"LIES!!!!\n\n^**RAISES ^PITCHFORK**"
] | 7 | pics | We got new neighbors. They have dogs |
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/r/pics/comments/7ojesd/trump_is_like_a_child_every_whitehouse_staffer/ | [
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"/r/TinyTrumps ",
"Did you know Obama's \"wife\" has a penis? ",
"You saw it? ",
"k",
"No but like every good researcher they saw **one** picture where her dress has a bump/crease right in the groin area so it just has to be a penis",
"/u/charcharbinks24, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must directly relate to the event in the picture. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/charcharbinks24&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7ojesd/trump_is_like_a_child_every_whitehouse_staffer/?context=10\\))"
] | 8 | pics | "Trump is like a child" - Every Whitehouse staffer. |
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/r/pics/comments/7ojg0t/got_a_pizza_to_go_in_budapest_apparently_made_by/ | [
"He gave up basketball for pizza.",
"This has been posted hundreds of times. It's apparently used in many places over the globe",
"Could have fooled me. At a glance it looks like a young Al Pacino.",
"If you're eating pizza in Budapest, you're not Hungary enough.",
"Agreed but still. Isn’t Reddit all about repost? It’s what keeps the site going like that energy bunny. ",
"I didn’t say we were proud of our dinner choice but it was nice to know he took care of my meal personally. ",
"I can see it"
] | 7 | pics | Got a pizza to go in Budapest apparently made by George Clooney. |
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/r/pics/comments/7ojjp2/i_ate_french_baguette_drizzled_with_hand_pressed/ | [
"Ned more aspic",
"Ok and?",
"It's from an Italian restaurant in Ebisu, Tokyo called Di Punto. I can attest it was fabulous. Baguettes were warm and soft like a young woman's breast and the sauce had a kick like a newly born braying donkey. Highly recommend! ",
"Not sure why we’re supposed to care. This isn’t instagram. ",
"Because OP wanted to share his experience with us. And sharing is caring =)",
"He cares so little he just has to comment on it.",
"That bread looks like r/ShittyFoodPorn with ketchup precum, but if it tastes good then awesome!"
] | 7 | pics | [I ATE] French baguette drizzled with hand pressed cholula sauce and a side of lemongrass oil |
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/r/pics/comments/7ojkej/well_that_was_a_terrifying_trip_to_our_bins_no/ | [
"A gobbleywonker?",
"A gobbleywanker?",
"Bring a canary for protection next time",
"It looks like something from Dark Crystal fucked a Totoro.",
"Station!"
] | 5 | pics | Well, that was a terrifying trip to our bins. No idea what this is. |
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/r/pics/comments/7ojmby/itap_of_my_dog_during_the_heavy_fog_at_balboa/ | [
"Very cool pic. And it's extremely well-composed, given the many different angles the viewer's eye is drawn to. Nice!",
"The dog actually needs to be off to the left and higher. The composition and use of negative space are poor.",
"i was just taking a pic of my pup because the fog looked cool and it looks like we’re at jurassic park running from the raptors (who seem to have found us since he looks like something was following us) but thank you for your constructive criticism and i’ll do my best to use the negative space better next time! ",
"Very cool picture.",
"You really should have taken in to consideration that internet people would be looking at this and composed it better. /s ",
"i should have thought about whether or not other people like it or think about the composition? i don’t think i care if other people like it whether it’s composed correctly or not, i think the picture is great, the eerieness of the fog. i’m not a professional photographer, i took it with my phone... but hey sorry to every internet person on reddit right now for not taking it into consideration that someone else could have composed it better than this nonphotographer ",
"Oh bud I was joking! The /s means sarcasm when people put in in their comment",
"I disagree. "
] | 8 | pics | ITAP of my dog during the heavy fog at Balboa Park on New Year’s day |
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/r/pics/comments/7ojnwd/took_a_helicopter_out_to_the_great_barrier_reef/ | [
">Will have been, the most impressive reef in the world\n\nHey, I fixed that for ya!",
"Actually, scientists are making headway in regenerating the reef. \n\n[Great Barrier Reef: Scientists use new technology to regenerate Australian icon](https://www.google.com.au/amp/amp.abc.net.au/article/9190200) ",
"Well..that is great news!"
] | 3 | pics | Took a helicopter out to the Great Barrier Reef today. The closest small reef island (pictured) is known as Heart Reef for its heart shape and is an iconic part of a beautiful tapestry that is the most impressive reef in the world. [OC] |
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/r/pics/comments/7ojpdh/pandanus_tectorius_aka_hala_fruit/ | [
"Looks hala interesting. I wonder what it tastes like. ",
"Hala!",
"Apparently it's reminiscent of Juicy Fruit gum, but the fruit itself is pretty dry and chewy. ",
"I'm curious to try it now. ",
"This looks straight out of a video game.",
"Anyone seeking more info might also check here:\n\ntitle | points | age | /r/ | comnts\n:--|:--|:--|:--|:--\n[Hala Fruit](http://www.reddit.com/r/woahdude/comments/7n5vc3/hala_fruit/) | 38317 | 6^dys | woahdude | 932\n[The leaves of this hala fruit tree \\(lauhala\\) are revered in Hawaii for weaving mats and baskets](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/6ozd2d/the_leaves_of_this_hala_fruit_tree_lauhala_are/) | 49 | 5^mos | pics | 8\n[Hala Fruit.....](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/609oc5/hala_fruit/) | 1221 | 9^mos | pics | 48\n[Hala fruit](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/5isiwt/hala_fruit/) | 70 | 1^yr | pics | 9\n[PsBattle: The amazing Hala fruit](http://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/4szci1/psbattle_the_amazing_hala_fruit/) | 4804 | 1^yr | photoshopbattles | 478\n[1:100,000,000,000 scale earth model featuring core, mantle and crust](http://www.reddit.com/r/misleadingthumbnails/comments/4syj57/1100000000000_scale_earth_model_featuring_core/) | 691 | 1^yr | misleadingthumbnails | 41\n[The incredible Hala Fruit](http://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/4sx9rh/the_incredible_hala_fruit/) | 5127 | 1^yr | interestingasfuck | 436\n[HALA FRUIT](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/4s6cur/hala_fruit/) | 194 | 1^yr | pics | 32\n[Hala fruit](http://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/2ycdn4/hala_fruit/) | 482 | 2^yrs | interestingasfuck | 25\n[Hala fruit](http://www.reddit.com/r/woahdude/comments/2yc4ca/hala_fruit/) | 3926 | 2^yrs | woahdude | 241\n[Hala fruit](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2yc4bk/hala_fruit/) | 4993 | 2^yrs | pics | 982\n[The Inside of a Hala Fruit](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1kgq9a/the_inside_of_a_hala_fruit/) | 193 | 4^yrs | pics | 19\n[Hala Fruit](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1hzpy8/hala_fruit/) | 31 | 4^yrs | pics | 9\n[The Hala Fruit.. \\[PIC\\]](http://www.reddit.com/r/woahdude/comments/1h3lku/the_hala_fruit_pic/) | 1057 | 4^yrs | woahdude | 46\n[This is Hala Fruit](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1h349q/this_is_hala_fruit/) | 1862 | 4^yrs | pics | 221\n[Hala Fruit \\(Originally from /r/pics\\)](http://www.reddit.com/r/trypophobia/comments/18mc8c/hala_fruit_originally_from_rpics/) | 18 | 4^yrs | trypophobia | 5\n[Hala Fruit](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/18lxyw/hala_fruit/) | 3018 | 4^yrs | pics | 999\n\n*[Source: karmadecay](http://karmadecay.com/results/u9913174)*"
] | 6 | pics | Pandanus Tectorius A.K.A. Hala Fruit |
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/r/pics/comments/7ojqe4/i_made_my_own_plumbus_from_rick_and_morty_and_it/ | [
"Gallery:\nhttps://imgur.com/gallery/j6uPw",
"E plumbus unum",
"Is it functional?"
] | 3 | pics | I made my own plumbus from Rick and Morty and it turned out pretty good [Gallery in comments] |
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/r/pics/comments/7ojt08/the_1_best_selling_doll_on_amazon_is_pregnant/ | [
"Well at least Barbie maternity clothes aren't flattering either. ",
"Been looking for this for years!",
"I feel it's let down by it's legs...but it's only about £3!",
"I remember when Barbie made a pregnant doll. Freakiest thing ever if you ask me. ",
"It's the kids watching all those \"elsagate\" videos where all the cartoon characters get pregnant, man. They're being groomed by the Illuminati to breed docile sheeple.",
"What the hell is going on with the legs"
] | 6 | pics | The #1 best selling doll on Amazon is pregnant! |
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/r/pics/comments/7ojuvh/i_drew_henry_cavill_who_looked_like_sterling/ | [
"So... You took Archer's face and moved it all it's off center? I believe it",
"Looks more like a Higgins than a Archer.",
"That's nice, completely useless since he already looks like Archer, but nice.",
"Looks like the Mooch. http://cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/170731201815-bye-bye-mooch-moos-large-169.jpg",
"Nicely done! Looking back and forth from the photo to your art, observing all the details is fun. ",
"\"KEEP'EM OPEN! KEEP'EM OPEN!\" *proceeds to front-stab*"
] | 6 | pics | I drew Henry Cavill (who looked like Sterling Archer in that one pic) in the Archer style. |
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/r/pics/comments/7ojv03/star_wars_edition/ | [
"/r/empiredidnothingwrong\n\nHow dare you rebel scum!",
"whole new meaning to lighting up a TIE fighter",
"I hear it",
"Just like Darth Vader likes it: on fire.",
"Great shot Gold Leader!",
"Accurate depiction of a tie fighter",
"Chain that thing down before someone steals it! ",
"Hopefully this won't get stollen like that Darth Vader fireplace a while back",
"Dude! How fun is that!?! What a great sculpture! ",
"All I got to say is YES YES YES! ",
"Does the heat carry nicely into the wings if you were to stand by them? Very cool!",
"It’s so beautiful...",
"Even in flames, Lord Vaders personal TIE fighter is still unfazed!",
"r/INEEEEDIT\n\nPlz tell me this is sold somewhere",
"Reminds me of this one\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/4ge5mj/fired_up_the_death_star_last_night/?utm_source=amp&utm_medium=comment_header\n\n",
"Goddamn, just take my money...",
"So this is what those Savage rebels do to mock the countless heros who gave the ultimate sacrifice for the Empire? HOW DARE THEY!",
"Tie Fire",
"Makes more sense than the electric razor that was star wars edition that was advertised at the movie screening",
"aaaaand it’s gone",
"Someone gave a fireplace some German cake?!?",
"Totally awesome! I want one",
"Dam Intel tie fighters",
"was this the one that was stolen?",
"I bet it's heavy.",
"I don't know I just linked the post I remembered, sorry",
"To the top with this comment!",
"I'm doing my part...",
"That looks like it would be super messy ",
"Source: your username",
"So say we all",
"Ccchhhhoooooooooo",
"SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!",
"Tiefire",
"Tie advanced. Notice the curved wing panels.",
"Good shootin kid! Don't get cocky!",
"Hope the pilot got out in time"
] | 36 | pics | Star wars edition |
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/r/pics/comments/7ojv7j/patrick_stewart_enjoying_life/ | [
"He's just visiting his dad's orchard in La Barre",
"He's going to poison so many princesses with those apples ",
"he can walk !, it's a miracle !",
"That guy has lived life to the fullest. Knighted, a successful actor with an untarnished legacy. ",
"Looks like he’s posing for a renaissance painting. ",
"There.. Are.. Four.. Apples. ",
"Until...",
"Until that one bad apple",
"r/accidentalrenaissance",
"And enjoying life while doing so.",
"You watch your mouth ",
"I fucking love Patrick Stewart. The world needs more men like him.",
"Sir Patrick Stewart. The disrespect!",
"Afterwards, he got on his bike and rode off. On the grass.",
"Gonna make some cidahhhh!",
"Looks like the place they send people with Irumodic Syndrome",
"Picarding apples, I see... (ps: this is an in-cider joke). ",
"Right? That's how I've always pictured a retired Sir Patrick",
"Picard to enterprise...... ..Four to beam up.",
"Haha, now I really want a movie with Patrick Stewart speaking with a thick Boston accent.",
"That's Sir Patrick Stewart to you..... sir",
"Alas, poor apple...",
"Ooooh, get you dear...",
"He fucking loves stewed apples. ",
"he’s got that Emoji Movie money. ",
"Until he sees 'em with their clothes off. Then it's too late, he's seen everything.",
"Thats Sir Patrick Stewart to you",
"does anyone know if sir pat still has the pitbull doggo?",
"Soon the Riker will appear saying the Borg are back in the sector and we need your help... “No! I want to pick apples” says Jean Luc.",
"That'd be wicked pissah! ",
"I really hope this man never dies.",
"Wasn't this what he was doing on the last episode of The Next Generation? The one where his future self developed a progressive brain disorder? ",
"I wonder if he got into a fist fight with his dear old brother right after this picture was taken. ",
"Is he still married to Ben Kinsley?",
"I think Ginger was adopted by a family and is settled with them after being fostered by Sir Patrick and his wife. A good pupper and a good man.",
"He was working in a vineyard. ",
"Holding onto that plaid from P Stew Country Classics, I see. ",
"Ah that’s right!",
"That was my favorite episode. ",
"Omg where's his wheelchair? ",
"\"But the basket is so wide, what if one of the apples falls out?\"\n\n\"They're all over the ground, Timmy...\"\n\n\"But why doesn't he use his hand to carry the basket?\"\n\n\"Gravity again, my boy... you wouldn't carry your clothes around in hand, would you?\"\n\n\"-it's a special basket... made and perfected over many generations of humans on Earth\nand the fruits of our ideas are shared over time.\"",
"It's easy to enjoy life with a few million dollars in the bank.",
"What a piece of work is *that* man! How noble in reason! how infinite in faculty! in form, in moving, how express and admirable! in action how like an angel! in apprehension how like a god! the beauty of the world! the paragon of animals! And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of *apple*\"",
"Lame who fucking cares ",
"This is a picture of him at a pumpkin patch. You just think he's picking apples because he's that good of an actor. ",
"take the upvote and leave!",
"If it's tangy and brown ...",
"Looks like bushels of fun.",
"While René sits under a tree and looks up at space.",
"Now he goes around putting apples on trees.\n\nBliss.",
"I like Stewed apples",
"Strongbow!",
"I saw this and was immediately surprised he could stand, and then realized i watched too much X-Men as a kid.",
"And here is me studying for a recuperation exam of a career I dont fucking like.",
"And more than likely higher than a kite. ",
"The last time we saw Patrick in an orchard https://youtu.be/gUdqNj9ewSU?t=110",
"Strong bow...",
"> take the upvote\n\nBullocks, t'wasn't deserved!",
"This dude pulls.",
"I still cannot believe they killed his brother and nephew off screen like they did.",
"Glances at infant, rolls eyes.\n\n“...*FIVE* to beam up”",
"High as a god damn kite",
"Why is this man pushing perfectly good apples up into trees? ",
"This is what I came to post",
"💩",
"For a man who was wheelchair bound, he's doing pretty well.",
"i really needed that info to sleep well tonight. thanks for the good news!",
"What a hero ",
"💩 ",
"You want a cookie, old ass nigga?",
"He looks frail but at least happy.",
"That's Captain Picard fucking around in the Nexus. ",
"One Of My Fav Actor..😱😱😘😘",
"[He especially enjoys relaxing in his flower garden](https://youtu.be/_xyGvpLOZ1Q)",
"..he played the 💩 emoji in a movie",
"It’s amazing how hot Earl Grey tea really slows down the ageing process. ",
"He’s looking at it thinking of how great a sandwich it will make.",
"Dude probably kinda high.\n\nHe likes weed.\n\nI like weed.\n\nI’d pick apples high.",
"This is shortly before he finds out he almost prevented the evolution of the human race. ",
"A free shirt is a free shirt.",
"Audition outtakes from Cider House Rules.",
"Apple stealing whore!",
"Holy shit he can walk",
"Oh man I remember watching that episode when it aired...made me really uncomfortable for some reason.",
"Good for him!",
"Did we get to the core of the issue?",
"What show was he shooting his garden up? Maybe shooting moles or something?",
"r/aww",
"Jean-Luc Picking",
"Torture, gas-lighting, and psychological bullying *should* make you feel uncomfortable! Congrats, you're human. ;P",
"And later turns into a younger Picard through a transporter mishap.",
"Those are actually oranges. That's how good his acting is.\n\n",
"Pretty hard to NOT enjoy life with his talent and a hundred million in the bank.",
"Did anyone else read that in Patrick's voice? ",
"Oh god. I just watched Logan and I'm so glad he's still alive in our reality.",
"*sir* Patrick Stewart. ",
"Seriously. I count on Reddit to show me generally interesting stuff not *some actor picking an apple* ffs.\n\nAnd before you say “he’s not just some actor, that’s Patrick Stewart”... no. He’s just an actor. Get off your sofa and go pick an apple yourselves.",
"i fucking love him",
"A fitting cross post to r/trees \n\nPatrick Stewart is a daily user and likely 7/10 in this orchard.",
"That mud fight, prescious.",
"Well. \n\nHis last acting gig was kind of shitty. ",
"He kinda looks like a younger version of the angry orchard apple cider guy ",
"n faith, I do not love thee with mine eyes for they in thee a thousand errors see, but tis my heart that loves what they despise, who in spite of view are pleased to dote - shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely, and more temperate . . .",
"The title should be Sir Patrick Steward, not complaining tho ",
"So he's becoming his brother from TNG.",
"Obviously not in Trump’s country. ",
"Sir Patrick Stewart, we regret to inform that due to Brexit we have a shortfall of manual workers and we need you to pick us some apples. ",
"Irumodic syndrome finally got him. ",
"He has passed the human test! ",
"Is this pic of him recent? I thought he passed away. ",
"\"Make it grow.\"\n... I'll see myself out. ",
"No he didn't. The whole family, including the young René, died in a fire.",
"Reddit loves patrick stewart....and Carrie Fisher. ",
"He transformed ST: TNG into Shakespearean drama. ",
"Strong bow!",
"\"Fuji, or not Fuji... That is the question...\"",
"Sir Ian is holding the camera. I wonder if Sir Patrick's wife ever feels like Carla from Scrubs.",
"He seems like he is a lot of fun!",
"Make it so",
"30 seconds after this photo was taken, a bluebird landed on his shoulder and sang a song with him while wild animals danced a spontaneous dance that was magically choreographed in the background. Also as a direct result I'm fairly certain a fairy or Angel got it's official wings. ",
"I would be too if I learned to walk again after being paralyzed! ",
"I thought he was supposed to be angry while doing that",
"Good to see Jean Luc picking some apples to make Calvados in the French countryside.",
"Glances at infant again.\n\n“Her buns are the best”",
"RRRRRRRREEEEEEEPOOOOOOOOST",
"Did y'all here his country covers?",
"So I'm picking Apple's and I saw a woman nearby doing the same, suddenly a branch of the tree she was under falls and catches the back of her dress and rips it clean off her. She frantically tried to scramble around to cover herself....but I'd already seen everything.",
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"Shut up that never happened",
"Fair enough :P",
"You thought I was picking apples didn't you? ACTING!"
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"Flat earthers know weather doesn't move like this ",
"Man, America looks dry as hell.",
"It's like that movie The Day After Tomorrow",
"Look at the effect of melting ice caps people. Seems quite clear that world weather patterns are trending to more severe annually.\n\nCombine that with decreasing o2 levels in Ocean dead zones, deforestation and natural carbon events (volcanic)\n\nThe argument could be made that we are fucking ourselves quite faster than we may realize.",
"This is what storms look like.",
"It doesn't help that northern Ontario looks like it's literally trapped under a layer of ice.",
"Florida dgaf",
"It isn’t till about mid Kansas it starts to green out. Fuck this desert I call home! ",
"Just wait until the great circulation currents in the ocean stop. It will plunge all of Europe into an ice age.",
"Wrong! You get giant cooling devices, that’s why Trump was sitting with Carrier executives to push for more jobs, he needed to push his climate agenda. Weird coincidence, the north east gets hit with a nor’ Easter within a year of Carrier getting more work in the US and Trump being in office. This proves Trump had Carrier create some type of climatic change with their air conditioning. \n\nRead up before you start spitting smack!",
"After looking at 35 years of winter storms, I can tell you, this is not normal. I will admit that weather patterns can be cyclic. My point is, the signs around the world of man made global warming increasing the intensity of those cycles.",
"http://www.ssec.wisc.edu/data/us_comp/movie-large.php",
"The wind was also wild the last couple of days. I was out in Biscayne Bay on the 5th and we had 40 knts continuous wind speeds while that storm front rolled through. For me 50 degree weather is tolerable but with gail force wind and rain it felt a lot worse. ",
"That's because it is",
"So, what this says, is west coast best coast?",
"Funny stuff. ",
"So how many layers of clothing do I need to feel comfortable outside in MA? I'm a CA person. Would like to experience one of those East coast or mid west winters some day.",
"Stay out of the eye!",
"Don't mock my smock, or I'll clean your clock.",
"America needs some lotion",
"All of them. It's 14 degrees in central Virginia right now",
"Do they shoot these with DSLRS out the windows or do they have special cameras for this? dead curious what they work with.",
"I’m not sure why you are getting downvotes. The thermohaline flow is nothing to be fucked with. When that shit grinds to a halt, your ass better be around the equator. ",
"Probably brigades by the anti-climate change yokels.",
"That's great but this isn't a sign of it. Are 35 years old, or have you been a storm enthusiast since you were 10 and you're now 45? Either way, I'm in my late 30s and literally none of this is that weird. School was cancelled in Chicago because it was -45 with wind chill or something. Sometimes it gets cold. Sometimes there's nor'easters.",
"If the Earth is round, why does it look flat on my phone? Check and mate.",
"See that like east to west, with nothing but white to the north? Yeah, that's Canada. We're just waiting for the white walkers.",
"No, that’s the northern US.",
"Meanwhile in Minnesota, our temps are regularly lower and the weather more inclimate than this and all storms on the NE, often for 8 months at a time. They just whine louder in New England.",
"CA recovering that drought status...",
"Cuz the parts that aren't are covered in snow or not in the picture",
"\"miss me with that snow shit\"",
"This looks like it is from a camera on a weather satellite. ",
"The Midwest is green half the year. It’s just all brown right now ",
"West coast was on fire last month.",
"Anyone else see the sweet bull in the gulf attacking florida?",
"The part of Canada that Americans know is visible (Toronto), but you're right, it is mostly the US. It was cold enough to keep Canadians from celebrating new years last week.\n\nSource: Dual-citizen living in Toronto. Please send electric blankets",
"I hadn’t noticed the curvature, this would be too high to have been shot from the ISS right?",
"Come on man, you're making the rest of us look bad. Sure, we tend to get the worst of these cold fronts, but I don't envy north Michigan and inland New York/New England for their [snowfall.](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/53/United_states_average_annual_snowfall.jpg)",
"This is a shot from the advanced baseline imager on NOAA's GOES 16 satellite. This is what's called RGB true color imagery. It's a combination of infared and visible spectrum images. \n\nThese instruments are more like spectrometers than cameras.",
"Maine coming out strong. \n\nRepresent that shit. We made a full recovery and ready for the next one. \n",
"Its less that its dry and more that its winter. Its basicly fall that lasts 6 months though...",
"Yes climate change is occurring but this is not a good example. Climate takes place on timescales several orders of magnitude larger than these events. That's the distinction between weather and climate. You can't take one event and say this was caused by climate change. What you can do is take a 30 year average and say there has been an increase in frequency of impactful noreasters or that they are occurring earlier and or are more severe. Arguments like yours are anecdotal and actually quite harmfull in the politically befuddled mess that climate change has become. Need to understand the underlying principles of something before your argue for it otherwise it does more harm than good.\n\nA meteorologist and deep climate researcher.",
"That's directly over winnipeg. \n\n\n\n\nIt's seriously been like -40 the last week\n\n\nEdit: shoutout to the scholars who are telling me it's not actually over winnipeg",
"I swear to czechov I'll cock your clock off",
"The USA is in a headlock.",
"I live in the western USA and it looks like one vast dead wasteland... so pretty accurate to a certain degree!",
"That is beautiful. ",
"I live in Massachusetts, it’s plenty cold here too.",
"Well, it is.",
"Looks legit 🙄",
"Just people who find it cringey to get up on a soapbox in a thread about a picture of a storm. It's the equivalent to calling snow \"global warming\".",
"Masshole, here. It’s been in the single digits, below zero after windchill with 20 mph gusts. I ride a bike to work and it mostly sucks! My “stay warm” kit this week has been: synthetic baselayer under my jeans, merino wool socks, t-shirt and long sleeve merino shirt, hooded sweatshirt, merino-lined canvas jacket, merino wooo neck gaiter and a wool scarf over that, and a thick wool cap with the sweatshirt hood up. I have some split-finger gloves and if I had to go more than 10-15 min on my bike i would be forced to use hand warmers. I’ve got a much thinner pair of wool gloves for walking around because if they get cold they go in my jacket pockets. For boots- as much as they’re ugly I got a pair of winter hiking boots that are fairly warm. Today was super windy so I’m wearing ridiculously thick winter merino wool hoodie instead of the cotton blend old standbys.\n\nYou have subscribed to COLD FACTS. Text “BRRR” to get more! ",
"That’s why I warm my phone up in the microwave first, to bend it a little. It’s how I science. ",
"Celsius or Fahrenheit? ;)",
"Ah I see",
"They forgot to photoshop the atmosphere above the \"curved\" portion ",
"Oooh",
"If you squint really hard, you can almost see my house.",
"It's great that NASA took the time to paint the border between Canada and the USA. For the uninformed, the white part is Canada. ",
"Snowfall isn’t the problem. Cold is, and even during this storm, their temps, WC factored in, have routinely been 30-40 degrees warmer than us. And that’s what they complain about, not the snow. Snow is an inconvenience, cold is often fatal.",
"what is \"the north east\" exactly...",
"God damn Canada looks cold",
"So that’s the fucker making me shovel my driveway three times in a day.",
"NS Canada here (east coast), that storm sucked. But it was all rain for us with 100kmh+ winds. White winters are a thing of the past. Now we just get unpredictable but warmer seasons.",
"Just got back from Lake Tahoe. It was unseasonably warm and lacking of snow up there. This is some shit weather.",
"> Masshole, here.\n\nWhat any Southern NH resident likes to hear.",
"The snow is very fatal on the roads, just today going around a bend in the road at 20 mph I almost spun out and crashed.",
"That’s not the snow’s fault, that’s the fault of people who don’t know how to drive.",
"If you look really closely, you can see me in this photo.",
"You must have a lot of time on your hands. Too bad you're wasting it.",
"How is it straight across the US but swirly everywhere else? ",
"first one then the other. ",
"\"The fact that we have snow means global warming isn't reall\" -Trump (paraphrased)\n\nYeah, the *presence of snow* on the earth really means our climates are the same as they've always been. Also, it's fucking called climate change, you turd*.\n\n*I'm calling Trump and other climate change deniers turds, not the person I'm responding to.",
"This photo is amazing. Just zoomed in, wow. Lake Michigan looks like a shelf with a shadow. Wow. ",
"Bye",
"So, you clearly disagree with any science regarding man made global warming.\n\nThe erratic weather events and frequency of severe weather is normal. Nothing to see or don't really care? How about explaining why, in 2 prev, replies , you feel so strongly that these clear signs are normal?",
"Dude I have a curved display. Real earth has curves!",
"No one said this storm was caused by climate change.\n\nI clearly stated \"effect of melting ice caps\"\n\nCan you see the polar vortex heading north in that picture?\n\nRead my comments below. I address cyclic severity increase in weather patterns over time.",
"Gotcha. Thumbs up.",
"Anyone else thinks this looks like the storm from the day after tomorrow ",
"Those are the same. ",
"You can even see where they stitched it together on the top left.\n\nAint no globe earth cause aint no earth!",
"That was my first impression as well, Why is the U.S. so brown? Where's all the green. I guess I didn't consider the season.",
"Absolutely beautiful ",
"That is very cool, thank you for that, I will have a geek out reading up on the satellite and its imaging methods.",
"Well, considering we are mostly used to it, not much. In Mass it was 14 degrees today before windchill from 40mph winds. All I was wearing for a walk was a regular pair of pants, wool socks in my snow boots, a sweater, and a fleece.",
"Nice photo. It's almost as if we pay for the equipment and should be able to access its images whenever we desire. But, thanks NASA.",
"It sucks here in Canada because shit here got icy and it’s too cold for salt to do it’s bloody JOB! ",
"I'd cry icicles...",
"I thought that was how you extended battery life.",
"I think..... ahhh ya got me!",
"Visiting family in Florida, it’s been in the 50s here all week and everyone’s wearing coats ",
" #Climategate",
"Or, the planet running it's course as usual, And were all just along for the ride..",
"Are you a climate expert?",
"Two girls, one cup, or something like that",
"You did....\"I can tell you, this is not normal. I will admit that weather patterns can be cyclic. My point is, the signs around the world of man made global warming increasing the intensity of those cycles.\"",
"Notice how they blacked in the upper left hand corner with a rounded edge to make it look like it goes around. Why does NASA think they can slip that crappy photoshop by us?! ",
"That's not a polar vortex. Don't use terms you don't understand. That's an extratropical cyclone.",
"Depends on where in Nova Scotia though. The south shore is warmer because of the Atlantic currents, the north and central zones hold more snow. I'm in NB and we got blanketed with knee deep snow, a quick rain turned the top to crust, and this weekend's going to be -20C before windchill. \n\nNot trying to have a who has it worse contest - I just find it amazing the difference a couple hundred kilometres can make.",
"Yeah i live here. Mornings are a bit jarring but it's not as bad as everyone is making it out to be",
"The sensors on this satellite filter out the atmosphere, I'm not entirely sure on the details but it's likely the parts of this composite weren't even in color to begin with",
"The strongest of such storms occured in 1913.\n\nhttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/January_1913_Atlantic_coast_storm\n\nThe next strongest was in 2010.\n\nhttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/October_2010_North_American_storm_complex\n\n",
"I used to be a base layer guy. Not any more. \n\nWool is good because it moved moisture away from the body, but the trick is to not sweat in the first place. Hard to do that with all that wool and close fitting clothes. (Wool socks are a must though)\n\nInstead, I'll just keep my skin covered and wear -40 rated hiking boots, a massive pair of mittens (leather/waterproof with poly layers inside), and keep my ears, face and neck lightly covered. That really is the key, even here in -15 to -30f I still am comfortable just wearing a hoodie to shovel my driveway, and I don't need to zip up a jacket when doing errands. \n\nIf I'm on a snowmobile/ATV ill make sure to wear my Talus cold avenger balaclava. I think I got the premium one, because even in -40 I can't wear it walking around...it really is too hot. But would be amazing for riding a bike. If frost build up is a concern (from breathing), you should check it out.",
"Goodbye Nova Scotia...",
"If the Earth is round, why is there an egde on this picture? Wake up sheeple",
"You better add a /s if you don’t want to go to downvote hell",
"In AZ, wearing shorts and a tank top. Can confirm.",
"Yeah no. The border is significantly higher than the white part. ",
"Neat",
"So, that's like a slightly cool summer day here.",
"So, the border between white and green is the border between Canada and the US? Weird how the weather respects national borders.",
"It's crazy to see the monstrosity I've been through... ",
"No problem! Love talking to people about some of the tools I get to work with!",
"I think you're looking at the border between snow and dry land.",
"Wow! That is awesome, thank you : ) Its people like you that make these projects a reality, I wish I could play a part in it somehow, but I think my limited experience in computational photography will always limit me. I have been watching Mark Levoy's lectures on youtube to better understand how exactly digital cameras work. I recently modified a 5d mk2 to infra red, but looking into active optics, my dreams of astro photography I think will be forever dashed unless I can have a go with a real camera! ",
"Here I am in -40 outside smoking.",
"The cold doesn’t kill either, it’s the fault of the people who don’t wear enough layers or insulate their houses properly.",
"south FL resident here, I had to break out BOTH of my long sleeve shirts for this nonsense. My A/C is set at 71 and it hasn't gone of in 3 days. Unacceptable.\n\n\nWe put up with hurricanes and gators so we don't get cold. That is the deal we've made by living here. This weather is complete fuckshit.",
"BOMB CYCLONE! ",
"I love how you can see the GTA as just a slightly greyer patch in the middle of all the snow.",
"ELI5 why this isn't called a hurricane?",
"I agree with modern climate science.",
"No one took this storm, and said \"this storm was caused by climate change\" as you claimed above. At this point, you are just a troll.",
"We have clouds over Phoenix! It is a disaster area. Luckily we have reserves of sunshine which can avert a huge natural disaster.",
"You don't have to say it in those exact words. You implied it. ",
"This would make a great wallpaper",
"\n**[http://www.latimes.com/nation/la-na-bomb-cyclone-polar-vortex-20180104-htmlstory.html] \nPolor Vortex is commly used to describe low Pressure , counter clockwise motion storms. They do not have to be positioned over the poles as some people claim.**\n\n",
"Hey! I'm in this picture! but I'm in shorts and a T-shirt. Eat your heart out, east coasters.",
"Florida making sweet sweet love to mami nature",
"You forgot the Blizzard of 78' and 93'.\n\nSee any trends now that we have more than two data points? The trend in the timeline is clear.\n\nI rest my point.",
"Tucson was beautiful today. 75 degrees and blue skies. ",
"The curvature is a new app.",
"Shot on an iPhone 8",
"Clearly, you know nothing. All the insulation in the world doesn’t matter if your power goes out or you need to, you know, be an adult and leave the house for work or something. And over-layering can actually lead to more problems, equally life-threatening. Outdoors experts have died of hypothermia while wearing the recommended clothing, but the average joe is supposed to fare better? And what about, say, the homeless? I will go out on a limb and guess that -40 with windchill is a much larger cause for concern to them then whether or not the highway has been plowed yet.",
"Yeah, on Cape Cod it was in the 20's and blowing 50 +. Today it was 10* and blowing 20-30. Kind of cold outside.",
"So Canada really is all white! Just like on the maps! ",
"Could really use some of that winter here in CA",
"Can confirm, live in California. Send water.",
"That’s some The Day After Tomorrow shit ",
"Hey, I can't see my house from here...",
"It’s like the day after tomorrow ",
"Meanwhile here in Alaska, we haven't had snow for days, wanna share some of that white powder?",
"It's because it's the winter and the ground in the Midwest is frozen.",
"> After looking at 35 years of winter storms, I can tell you, this is not normal.\n\nDon't remember the east coast blizzard of 1993? I'm no denier, but that's an ignorant statement.",
"I don't think that is Winnipeg...",
"Kelvin",
"Because it's not a tropical system. Tropical cyclones are self-powered by the convection of their own thunderstorms, temperate cyclones are powered by the temperature contrasts between warm and cold air masses and with have warm and cold fronts attached to them.",
"What do flat earthers think happen to hurricanes when they get to the edge of the planet? do they even believe in hurricanes? They function the way they do because of the Coriolis effect",
"Not even close to Winnipeg. ",
"Really curious how much worse these superstorms will look in a matter of decades. ",
"More proof that the earth is flat. I’m like, a really smart person. ",
"Pictures like this amaze me. Here in the UK you would be lucky to get the south without a single cloud. Look at how much of the U.S. isn’t covered with a single cloud. I dunno, I just find this awesome. ",
"Hey! I can see my house from here!",
"I'm a mail man in CT. Today I had 4 shirts, 3 sweat shirts and a jacket on. I was still cold most of the day.",
"It's true. I saw it on Alex Jones.",
"You do realize I'm an operational meteorologist with the federal govt right? You are once again incorrect. The polar vortex refers to the cyclonic band of westerly winds aloft circling the poles. The article even mentions this which tells me you either failed to read or understand it. The term got popularized in 2014 and has been used in the wrong context since. \n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polar_vortex",
"Is it sad that these days I'm honestly not sure if this serious or not....",
"I can tell exactly where I am. West tip of Lake Superior. Pretty noticeable sky pattern there. ",
"r/wooosh",
"I wore a t-shirt today in Az",
"Amen. It's so cold and I only have one little oil heater for my whole house, but on the plus side my doggo is super cuddly bc of it...I did not move to Florida right before Irma to then have to deal with this BS!",
"Seriously though, fuck this storm. Woke up this morning and everything where I live in Nova Scotia was closed.",
"Need more attention?",
"Anti-fish lense",
"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Braer_Storm_of_January_1993\n\nMay you find true bliss.",
"Hey genius.\n The term has been open to debate within the CMS and CMSC for years now. If you were a member, you would know. \n\nStop tryng to impress Reddit with some delusions of grandeur.",
"We had that last week here in Edmonton. -48 C ish with the wind chill.\n\nOn the 27th and 28th I had to post ads on billboards when it was like -30 something and the glue was pretty much instantly freezing. ",
"Can we get that down here in NC pls?",
"Thanks!",
"The last week it's been like 0 - 5 C. I've been posting in a t-shirt.. So weird for January. ",
"I think I've figured out why the east coast loses their collective minds over winter weather... they are babies. This shit is normal here in the Midwest. \n\nBtw not talking about the lake effect snow... that shit is like the devil said fuck you to the part of the country.",
"LOL it doesnt matter how much the term polar vortex is debated the thing you pointed out is not and never will be a polar vortex. Im not trying to impress anybody. You are wrong plain amd simple. You're the delusional one.",
"Chinook's and they make my job a living hell. \n\nWarm air shooting down the mountains, and it is fast as hell.",
"Funny how they forgot to erase the purple dotted line in the top left corner.... Lol this is garbage. ",
"Ah I see",
"Those clouds have some pretty straight edges across NA",
"Your opinion is noted. Nothing to do with the main discussion.\n\nLet's call it an increase in frequency and intensity , as documented over the past 50 years.",
"Youre doing something that could kill you to do something that could kill you",
"Thank you!",
"For those who think he is making a joke, here is a quote from one of his comments\n\n>Space is a wonderful idea and I hope it's real, but if not, our knowing the real truth would NOT benefit those in charge. That's for sure.\n\n and\n>Just because people that we don't know, show us videos and pictures of planets, doesn't make them real'\n\nDude has never used a telescope apparently.",
"for sure. we had over 20cms of snow in parts of cape breton, then a bunch of rain. also a weather station on another part of the island recorded 203 km/h gusts of wind.",
"I know it's late but to your initial post I thought of this video. It's the Earth \"breathing\" ",
"I'm on vacation in the Ft Myers area from Chicago. It was negative 12 when I left home. For me it's not a trip to Florida unless I swim in the Gulf. People were walking by on the beach in winter coats and hats. Some stopped and took pictures of me in the Gulf. It was pretty funny.",
"I'm hoping I won't have school Monday but sadly probably will. ",
"lmao feel this pain take my upvote ",
"Florida lookin' toasty AF...\n\nsource: live there",
"Southern Ontario here, we've been averaging like -12 C (10 F) for the past 10 days or so never topping -8 C (17 F). needless to say i'm excited to get some ice fishing in!",
"Yooooo how’d they get the snow to stick in the ocean??? ",
"I wish right now. It gets to 100f here too in the summer. ",
"Ah I know which one",
"We got snow in northern Florida and flurries around parts as far south as Sarasota in some spots.",
"We did not get flurries anywhere near Sarasota\n\nSource: live a bit north of Sarasota ",
"I have people that work in Sarasota. Just because it didn't flurry by you, doesn't mean it didn't happen. Thanks for the attempt to discredit. Bye.",
"It's like the old saying. \"A girl in the hand is worth two in the cup.\"",
"It's not totally about layers and more about the quality of what you're wearing. Winter wear is like an investment. I have a really nice L.L. Bean coat that's lined + insulated, protects against wind and moisture. It's very *expensive* but it's durable so I've had it for years. I can go outside wearing a t-shirt + just that coat and I'm fine, as for the torso/arm region. I'll also wear a scarf to protect my neck and chest, a headband for my ears, and gloves. Also, snow boots are a must (I mean not every day, but to have).\n\nOf course if you're just visiting it's not practical to spend all that money/get all that stuff. You could maybe get away with a rain coat (for the wind/snow), a long-sleeved shirt and a really thick sweatshirt... but that's more \"I'm just hopping from the house to the car\" and not \"I'm gonna take a quick roll in the snow\".\n\nIt also depends on how cold of a person you are, typically... I'm always freezing, so I tend to take loads of precautions, especially since our winters can go anywhere from 40 degrees to -10 degrees. This weekend it's around 7-15 degrees here in the Boston area but on Monday it's going to be almost 40!",
"Not pictured: Hawaii",
"Amazing image. I was in that!\n\nIt was crazy. I mean, blizzards are normal for winter around here (MA) but it's always stunning being in one. There was a good stretch of time where I couldn't see the house across the street, it was just a solid wall of white. I live on the same street as the police station so occasionally squad cars would come down and I could only see their lights; just two little floating dots moving down the road. ",
"Looks flat. Just as I suspected! ",
"yea... and like a super dork i just realized I didn't [link the video] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2yLSLmnsY4) after i watched it again...",
"-Fake!! Where are the buildings?? Is the government man! Look in to it- Eddie Bravo probably ",
"It was definitely grey outside in Wisconsin that day...",
"Almost nothing in Virginia...",
"This is a composite picture and also NASA faked 6 moon landings! Earth is flat, look into it!! \nEddie Bravo",
"hooray, clouds. sorry east coast",
"hooray, clouds. sorry east coast",
"It does, it will keep power for the rest of its life. ",
"Being in NB canada I can confirm this is accurate",
"\"It's Photoshop, but it has to be.\"",
"Needs more [Bwong](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-E0crtIos14).",
"I’ve been wearing a coat over my hoodie all week, I love it I wanna move somewhere colder 😬",
"As someone who lived in cape coral fort myers my whole life, i don't get people in the winter coats its god damn 60 degrees out right now.. Toss on shorts people.",
"It's due to what's called rain shadow from the rocky mountain range which goes all down the west coast.",
"> So, you clearly disagree with any science regarding man made global warming.\n\nWhat? Where did that come from? \n\nStorms happen. They didn't just start.",
"Frequency and intensity has increased over 50 years. You can't deny the data. \n\nhttps://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2015/02/19/vast-stretches-boston-harbor-frozen/2SdwfgmxX2TKcc4NfpOZLI/amp.html",
"That's great but has nothing to do with you seeing a picture of a storm and going on a weird rant about global warming. It's exactly the same as the people who look at snow and say \"See, global warming isn't real\".\n\nBut I see elsewhere in this thread you're arguing with a meteorologist, so you're not really here in good faith.",
"You clearly have not followed anything in this thread beside your own ranting.\n\nNot a single person here has attributed global warming to this storm. Your insistent denials in modern climate science and belief in self-proclaimed Reddit meteorologists shows how ignorant you are. More willing to believe a random posters claim on Reddit than climate scientist around the world. You can kindly piss off.",
"> Your insistent denials in modern climate science\n\nI didn't do that, are you reading my posts or someone else's?\n\n> You can kindly piss off.\n\nYou need to call your therapist.",
"Stop tying to insult scientists by misspelling 'genius'. ",
"No?",
"Edited for Grammer troll. ",
"More frequent and intense over the last 50 years. All the storms are documented.\n\nSo, you can continue to stick your head in the sand.",
"You still missed 'tying', though. You also added on 'Grammer', which is both inappropriately capitalized and misspelled. Come on, dude. With a username like that, you should be cool and smart. I like Buck Rogers. Don't give him a bad name. ",
"You misspelled \"trying\" even though you continue to rant on how spellcheck makes you a really smart genius.\n\nI have the biggest hands. You would not understand.",
"Darling, 'tying' was a reference to you fucking it up in the first comment. And what's spellcheck got to do with it?\n\nEdit: Wait, hold up! I ought to have congratulated you on spelling 'genius' correctly this time. ",
"You feel better? Take a breath. You'll recover.",
"Hurricanes are its only love.",
"Yep. And it has to do with how NS juts out from the coast. Just seems most storms the past few years go north or south of us. Don't worry NB, global warming will come your way soon :)"
] | 231 | pics | NASA shared this photo of the winter storm in the north east |
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/r/pics/comments/7ojzpr/had_to_take_a_picture_for_my_media_class_where_we/ | [
"You should post this in r/divination to see what people who know the cards better think.\n\nAs for me, I see that you included the two columns and the book, which are important elements. What else did you aim to capture?",
"My initial thought: Very cool picture! Good job! \n\nMy constructive criticism: I know nothing of tarot cards or your project, but I would have put a cloth or something over the window to dim the light so that spot isn't over exposed. Or do some computer editing to fix that... \n\nEither way, be you should be proud! :)",
"Thanks! Thats a really good idea im going to have to try that!",
"Yeah no problem! Good luck!"
] | 4 | pics | Had to take a picture for my media class where we had to recreate a tarot card in our own way. This is what I came up with. (Card: la papesse 2) What do you think of my work! |
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/r/pics/comments/7ok3ip/like_making_paper_art_i_really_like_evil_dead_so/ | [
"Groovy!",
"Love it!",
"I want this to come alive! Nice work ",
"Groovy!",
"Hail to the king.",
"This is amazing, can I buy it? ",
"I love this, and I would totally hang it on the wall in my office. Groovy.",
"This is my boomstick!",
"Why is Justin Trudeau clutching a gun and chainsaw?",
"Just submit them in a damn album, don't stagger your posts to milk out more karma.",
"Because it's Saturday.",
"Did you do the Steve Zissou, too? These are so creative and awesome!",
"little goody two shoes.. little goody *two* shoes.. little goody **TWO** SHOES.",
"This is very well done and I feel like you captured Bruce Cambell's essence.",
"That’s completely cool.\n\nDo you have anything Lovecraft related?",
"I can't imagine how tricky this was to make. Great job!",
"How much $$$ you want for it",
"South Park Ash",
"wow, well done!",
"Can I have this?",
"Good... Bad... I’m the guy with the gun. ",
"MORE please!!",
"Looks awesome. Do you mind making a DOOM paper art picture?",
"We just finished the tv show version. This is awesome!",
"Ashy Slashy! ",
"Anybody know any games with this sort of paper art style? I love this so much!",
"Do you happen to like making paper art? 🤣😜",
"South Park (lol! Obviously right? But the new ones are supposed to be good) Paper Mario, don't starve, tearaway in a way",
"Looks cool! Have you considered painting the edges of the paper? I think it would make some of the edges look a little cleaner, like the tombstones. Sharpie/markers work well.",
"Have you made paper Mario?",
"New phone background! It’s excellent! ",
"Would totally watch this as a paper animation! Awesome work! ",
"How was it? I haven't checked it out, but I've seen all of the movies. Has you watched the movies before watching the show?",
"Boom stick",
"Honored ",
"I’ve never been good at painting but I can always practice! Thanks!",
"Just a bit ",
"Not yet but I love that!",
"That I did :). Thanks! ",
"It replaced the stained glass rendering of our holy carbohydrate The Flying Spaghetti Monster. ",
"A stop motion comic of this would be cool.",
"Its incredible, has the same type of humor and feel as the movies. I wouldn’t watch it with somebody who hasn’t seen the movies first though as they do give you a nice backstory as to what is going on. ",
"Fan of the movies here. The show is 100% worth watching, with the possible exception of the S2 finale. I think the best description of the show comes from Jay Bauman of RedLetterMedia- in his words \"it's not the best show ever made but it feels like it.\" ",
"Bruce Campbell! \nBruce Campbell! \nI need measurements for you’re chin!\nGonna get me a jawbone implant,\nAnd I’m gonna be you’re twin!! ",
"This will be my phone wallpaper forever now. ",
"Maybe they're posting them as they're completed. So are you saying that they should wait until they are entirely done making paper art and then submit a full album? Because that is asinine. I enjoy seeing the posts each time they finish a project. Everybody isn't concerned about imaginary internet points, you know, and I'm sure karma is not why OP is posting in the first place. Fellow redditors like seeing their work as it is done, and I, for one, prefer to see it \"staggered\" rather than waiting to see an album full of completed projects. If it bothers you, you don't have to stop in and view the post, just move along.",
"Two posts were an hour apart, no they are staggering them on purpose.",
"That was just pillow talk baby",
"Yeah, really enjoyed the movies. The show does a great job of having the same over the top ridiculous gore, action, & irreverent comedy.",
"Agreed, the last couple of episodes of the 2nd season lost the feel but everything up until that was great.",
"There's a rather unfortunate reason for the change in feeling. See here: https://tv.avclub.com/updated-craig-digregorio-on-leaving-ash-vs-evil-dead-1798255766",
"Now search the local theatres to find \"Evil Dead the Musical .\" You won't be disappointed.",
"Now I want to see someone make that puppet of Ash too.\n",
"Thanks for sharing that. \n\nIt just makes me more pissed we were screwed out of an awesome season 2 ending & interesting season 3 for that awkward ending. I still love all of the actors but that ending was jarring & awk & not the clever fun Evil Dead the rest of the series is. I'm so glad I read their original ending plan. It's so much more cohesive & interesting. ",
"Dude, I want an album of your work. ",
"It's a trick! Get an axe!",
"Very cool. "
] | 56 | pics | Like making paper art. I really like Evil Dead. So I made this. Enjoy |
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"That's awful.",
"What a Cretan.",
"Did the octopus owe him money?",
"That’s where food comes from. ",
"More like beating the crap out of it",
"This right here is why the German paradrop invasion failed",
"It really does help tenderize it though",
"Gotta tenderize it.",
"Put them in a cement mixer. \n\nThe Sydney fish markets have special stainless steel ones, just for that.",
"Unless you're a 100% of your life vegan, this has happened to stuff you eat.",
"Why do you have to soften up a cephalopod? It's only got a beak that's hard.",
"After octopus dies, muscles starts hardening, before that happens you need to break the muscle fibers, otherwise it would be rubber like and hard to consume. ",
"Awfully delicious. ",
"Hey man there is room on Earth for all of God's creatures..... Between two slices of bread !",
"My father's original handwritten note states that this process would last more or less 40 minutes of beating it\n\nI've tasted non tenderized octopus and is plainly un-eatable.",
"Oh...I didn't know that...and I love calamari.",
"One more thing, this is octopus. Calamari is squid, usually calamari refers to fried squid in restaurants. Similarly good fried calamari is soft and not rubbery and needs to be tenderized before cooking."
] | 17 | pics | My father pictured this fisherman in Crete softening up an octopus (a long time ago) |
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/r/pics/comments/7ok3zv/visiting_the_inlaws_and_then_i_saw_this_its/ | [
"pure genius. ",
"r/christmaslifehacks\n\nI need to find a base like that for next Christmas.",
"Do people need to move Christmas trees around much? I guess it depends...",
"Good for fake trees. Real trees need water, and a surprising amount of it. You really should be refilling your christmas tree stand every couple of days, otherwise that tree will dry out and become a terrible fire hazard. You ever seen dry pine needles catch fire?",
"*PSA*",
"Is it home made? I'd be willing to dedicate a closet to the damn tree so it could be rolled out and plugged in once a year.",
"Well they don't have little kids. Can tell that right off the bat.",
"yeah....DIY"
] | 8 | pics | Visiting the inlaws and then I saw this. It’s actually smart, easy to move arround and you can even adjust height. |
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"Mama Mia! I hava becoma the death!",
"Pizzagate strikes again!",
"/r/misleadingthumbnails",
"They divided by 0",
"[bravo sir, bravo](http://media1.giphy.com/media/GQnsaAWZ8ty00/giphy.gif)",
"I ain't cleaning that up",
"War, war never changes...",
"Nuclear l~~a~~unch.",
"Why in the hell is that pie directly on the rack?!",
"/u/30-xv, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must directly relate to the event in the picture. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/30-xv&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7ok67w/italian_armys_1st_nuclear_test_1957_colorized/?context=10\\))",
"The real question is was there pineapples on that pizza?",
"Mario has the button that does this on his desk at all times.... and it works.",
"Nuclear lunch",
"what do you mean by this, i took this photo in 1957 with my iphone x when italy launched their bomb on ireland because they didnt want to change their flags!!\n\n(seriously i knew it violates the rules, just hoped you'd miss it, sorry)",
"Aoooo! Luigi you-a forgotta to putta a pan under the-a pizz-aaa",
"Don't make me ip ban you from the internet. ^^I ^^can ^^totally ^^do ^^that.",
"Jokes on you, my master was Ip Man do I know how to unban meself",
"*that's one spicy meat-a-ball*"
] | 18 | pics | Italian army's 1st nuclear test, 1957 (colorized). |
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/r/pics/comments/7ok79u/pulled_this_off_a_telephone_pole_near_my_local/ | [
"Think Elon Musk asked a flat earth believer do they think Mars was flat and they replied no, they’ve seen the pictures. I’m like wtf...",
"Why’d you tear it down? ",
"Did you mean spherical? Round and flat aren't mutually exclusive. ",
"Think the Holocaust wasn't real. You could also make them hate an entire group of people because of their religious/political beliefs or their skin color. People are ignorant bastards, and don't realize they are the problem. But this isn't a new problem. There have always been ignorant people and they've always been susceptible to a strong leadership who gives them a place to belong. "
] | 4 | pics | Pulled this off a telephone pole near my local college campus. Lots of us are laughing now, but if you can get people to doubt the very basic truth that the Earth is round, what else can you convince them of, or get them to do? |
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/r/pics/comments/7ok7jc/good_bumper_sticker/ | [
"I want that too!",
"To accomplish this, vote based on issues and not based on party.",
"As long as you're not tricked in to picking *one* issue that runs roughshod over all of your other concerns.",
"You make it sound like doing things in California is extra hard.",
"“Without guns” would be even better",
"What they said..",
"Why are people giving guns to marijuana plants?",
"The Libertarian dream!",
"me too thanks",
"Now that's real freedom",
"Guns are so much fun though.\n\n\nWhen used by responsible people, with respect, care and safety",
"Amen!\n\n",
"Because they shoot they shoot straight",
"Well the bible does say gay people should be stoned. Would be worth the shot. ",
"Save some puns for the rest of us, not all of us are that calibre.",
"Well I guess that means I win this round. ",
"I get the idea, but chances are I would rear end this car trying to read that small text.",
"They tend to aim high.",
"That could be America, you crazy bastards.\n\nBut it isn't.",
"Yes! This is the American way!",
"Well regulated industry would be nice, too.\n\n",
"Ayn Rand, Paul Ryan, and Rand Paul walk in to a bar. They are served tainted liquor and die because there are no health and safety regulations. ",
"10/10 pun good sir/madam ",
"Commas, what's up with those?",
"*tax free guns ",
"I understand the joke, but I've never liked it because it implies there was never any assurance of quality before the government started regulating industries.",
"Who the fuck upvoted this? I have no idea what I was trying to say",
"My grandad is upset with me now because I just woke him up I was laughing so hard... I'd give you gold but I need money for that shit. ",
"That would defeat the entire purpose ",
"Funny story, the feds were the ones putting the poison in during prohibition.",
"I want gay married couples to not have to protect their marihuana plants from (people with) guns. ",
"Youre missing the last part of the sticker...",
"The same could be said about crack. ",
"Crack is hella fun",
"At least two of those people are conservatives with vaguely \"libertarian\" leanings. \n\nConservatives, despite what they say, enjoy big government. They just want to use it's power slightly differently than \"liberals\".",
"Are you 100 years old? Otherwise how could you be so sure that wasn’t the case. Have you heard about patent medicines? Did you ever read The Jungle by Upton Sinclair? What about how California has reduced it’s infant mortality rate to the lowest in the nation. If industry knows what’s best for you, I wonder how satisfied you are with your internet plan/service. The idea that industry assures us quality for what it produces has never been more mistaken; In this hyper connected world as companies get bigger they start buying out the competition and pretty soon they couldn’t care less what they try to sell us. There’s a reason why Standard Oil had to be broken up 100 years ago.",
"Are you 100 years old? Otherwise how could you be so sure that was the case?\n\nYour argument is dumb and you should feel dumb.",
"Smart guy huh",
"I'm not either, but thanks anyway. ",
"Chuck Norris?",
"Oh hey, 2005 called, they want their punchline back. ",
"Chuck Norris is not bound by the restraints of time",
"Chuck Norris is not bound by the restraints of time",
"Fucking hell. ",
"What’s up your butt?",
"My boyfriends cock. ",
"I bet you secretly wish it was Chuck Norris giving you his sweet sweet pipe",
"It's time to stop. ",
"[okayyyy](https://i.giphy.com/media/BIuuwHRNKs15C/200.gif) "
] | 49 | pics | Good bumper sticker |
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"Can confirm, definite bird. ",
"Dee!",
"Your birdy? ",
"Nope, one I saw on the sidewalk!",
"I see. And did you befriend it? "
] | 5 | pics | Bird. |
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/r/pics/comments/7ok894/stumbled_across_this_box_of_cereal/ | [
"Key West, FL?",
"Where can I get some? I'd buy this shit just to increase the pathetic amount in my lucky charms and other cereals. This is like the equivalent of putting bananas on raisin bran but in opposite land.\n\nEdit: found this shit\n\n\nhttps://itsugar.com/perfect-size-marshmallow-madness.html",
"I mean, it is from a candy store ",
"No, it wasn't",
"It’s Sugar, the logo on the top corner, is a Candy store so apologies for my confusion "
] | 5 | pics | Stumbled across this box of "cereal" |
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/r/pics/comments/7ok8vk/snowy_road/ | [
"Where at? This looks like a typical \"light\" winter day in my area.",
"In Aurora, IL. The snow may not be heavy, but damn is it cold. ",
"I didn't want to sound rude by saying \"That's nothing\" because that could be a lot for some areas that aren't used to snow. I'm just north of Bufflao, NY. Temp is at 2° right now. Can't wait for the high of 47 that's supposedly happening on Thursday! ",
"When i left Aurora (i was only visiting there) it was -11 out with -30 windchill"
] | 4 | pics | Snowy Road |
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/r/pics/comments/7ok8xm/i_solved_the_ring_puzzle/ | [
"What puzzle? All I can see is your hairy butt knee. ",
"This took me way to long to realize it was just a knee",
"Ditto.",
"Damn kneebutt threw me off\n",
"The real puzzle was that kneevage."
] | 5 | pics | I solved the ring puzzle :) |
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