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/r/pics/comments/7nq5f8/my_deaf_grandparentsleft_and_my_dad_1974/ | [
"So who's who here and why does it seem so formal?",
"Why feel the need to add the deaf description. I never would have noticed.",
"The one that are sitting are my grandparents the one with black hair was my great grandmother. The last woman is just a friend i think. \n\nIf im not mistaken this was taken during the national day in Norway. ",
"I was wondering the same thing. Are they also allergic to anything? You forgot to add that part in too OP.",
"I was actually really thorn on putting it in there or not. I put it in there because my grandmother(the sitting lady) is proud of her deafness i guess. ",
"Yeye, i can see myself writing a comment like this. Read the reply on the OC. ",
"Because back in the 70s people thought the deaf couldn't have babies, let alone a deaf couple. OP's dad's a miracle!",
":( I didnt want this :(",
"You have a nice looking family!!!"
] | 9 | pics | My deaf grandparents(left) and my dad. 1974. |
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/r/pics/comments/7nq9sc/i_channeled_the_norse_gods_while_in_iceland/ | [
"It's a cool photo and all but what does this have to do with Norse gods?\n\nLooks way more anime than Asgard.",
"Great Shot 👍",
"K.",
"Hope you had an Asgardian mug to warm you up afterwards.",
"Wet socks ! 😩",
"Icelandic wool socks dries up fast!",
"You're right, Anime Nordic gods",
"Just lamb soup",
"> Anime Nordic gods\n\nShould probably be a manga first."
] | 9 | pics | I channeled the Norse God's while in Iceland. |
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/r/pics/comments/7nqb1i/cat_in_the_wild/ | [
"That's a pretty kitty.",
"Aka Bow Lake and Cat. http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/6y22u4/bow_lake_and_cat/",
"He is.i wish I had more information on him, but he has plenty of photos and adventures. ",
"Cat.",
"AhHhH Repost-chan, kimi ga motto sugoi kawaiii~`",
"This could be a scene from Avatar.",
"Cat.",
"Suki The Cat on Instagram. Beautiful pics and cat.",
"Is that an Ocelot?",
"Cat.",
"That is one bad gato.",
"It's a Bengal! They love water. I lived with one that figured out how to turn on the shower and they would get sopping wet and run around the house. Had to turn off the main going to the shower before leaving the house.",
"Cat.",
"Look Simba, everything the light touches is our kingdom.",
"4 month old repost. Let's see if it plays out for you OP. ",
"I think it's a bengal",
"Cat.",
"\"How did I get here?\"",
"Cat: help",
"Great looking cat.",
"This is @Sukiicat on Instagram.\nFollow them for more adventures.",
"How many fucking times is this gonna be posted? ",
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"Give me a break ",
"The cat isn't standing up. You're meme'ing wrong.",
"2,321,385 post karma in a year and a half of course it will.",
"Damn wtf. Is this shit OP's job? ",
"Is this shit your job OP? wtf",
"That cat looks expensive",
"\"Babou!!\"",
"Is that like cat bow golf?",
"Cat vs Wild......hahaha.nice pic",
"Everything here is beautiful ",
"That's insane!!!!!",
"42 times ",
"The Breath of the Wild theme came into my head, and I imagined him going on a little open world adventure.",
"\"Wild Cats everywhere!\" ",
"Specatular ",
"OMG\nYou are killing me, adorable kittencat and Earth porn, a beautiful mix.",
"Majestic AF.",
"That cat has the look of betrayal on his face.. like \"WTF man. Why did you put me on this rock surrounded by water. Come get me right meow!\"\n",
"kiiti Tigresss",
"clean water\n",
"see through ",
"LOOK LANA HE REMEMBERS ME",
"Nice.",
"Fuck cats. \n\nExcept this one. He's ok. ",
"Im sure this guy pays for other bots to up vote his post. 2240 upvotes and only 40 comments. yeah that dont look sketchy at all. "
] | 48 | pics | Cat in the wild. |
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/r/pics/comments/7nqbz7/my_11_year_old_sister_has_more_artistic_talent/ | [
"https://i.imgur.com/itnChsw.jpg\n\n\n🌒",
"She traces?",
"Nope! Just uses a pic for reference. ",
"she has a lot of potential, very nice thank you"
] | 4 | pics | My 11 year old sister has more artistic talent than I could ever hope for. Hopefully she sticks with it! |
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/r/pics/comments/7nqc62/my_2017_in_artwork/ | [
"Stunning work! I am in love with the owl! ",
"Thank you! :) ",
"Beautiful work, always nice to see your work!",
"Thank you means a lot! "
] | 4 | pics | My 2017 in Artwork! |
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http://i.imgur.com/MukDI3f.jpg | /r/pics/comments/7nqchb/my_6_yr_old_picked_up_eragon_by_christopher/ | [
"Oh man don't let him watch the movie",
"wow good for him. I'm 24 and would struggle to do that in one day haha",
"Omg I forgot about the movie! ..... can't wait to forget it again... what a pile of dragon dung.",
"Does he understand most of what is written? I know there are some weird dialects and pronunciations with the elves and dwarves in the later books ",
"Cool cool",
"Ah the classic IKEA poang chair!",
"He does understand a lot of it. Every now and then he asks what a word means, but he's doing great."
] | 7 | pics | My 6 yr old picked up Eragon by Christopher Paolini and is 100 pages in on day 2. He just learned how to read last year :) |
/r/pics/comments/7nqein/i_dont_think_i_can_bring_my_new_letter_opener_to/ | [
"Looks like you’re about to open that bottle of hot sauce like it’s champagne. ",
"That's it... Cholula has officially replaced the standard banana for scale.. ",
"And so, 2018 began with the great banana-cholula war."
] | 3 | pics | I don’t think I can bring my new letter opener to work. |
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/r/pics/comments/7nqerm/a_tidal_difference_of_750m_in_lower_normandie/ | [
"I do not believe 750m is correct there. Do you perhaps mean 750cm?",
"When you talk about tidal differences you talk about the vertical rise and fall not the horizontal. 750 metres would probably see all of France apart from a few mountains under water.\n\n",
"OP is talking about the horizontal tide; you have to walk another 750m to the water when the tide is out compared to when it's in.\n\nUnfortunately, this is a very incorrect (and therefore misleading) use of the terminology.",
"Aha now it makes sense",
"In France there's a spot where the tide goes back up to 7 km",
"That still isn't a tidal difference.",
"Fuck so did I miss understood the meaning of tidal difference as the distance of water coming in and out?",
"Yes. Tidal difference describes the difference in the physical height of the water."
] | 8 | pics | A tidal difference of 750m in Lower Normandie :) |
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/r/pics/comments/7nqgu6/saw_a_sculpture_of_a_man_pooping_today/ | [
"This is a sculpture of Harry Whittington, immediately before Dick Cheney shot him in the face.",
"Or a guy trying to remember where he stored the bitcoin someone gave him two years ago.",
"Nope, he is just blinded by the light. ",
"That’s not what I looked like when I poop. I’m on a low-carb diet. I usually look very scared. ",
"Nope, he is just being sassy today.",
"When you bust but she still suckin",
"Is that the face you make when you poop? Jeez, Op. Take a deep breath or something.",
"Jeff Sessions’ face when California legalized it.",
"He got down, but he never got tight. "
] | 9 | pics | saw a sculpture of a man pooping today |
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/r/pics/comments/7nqjk1/smokey_lighthouse_sunrise_oc/ | [
"Gorgeous! Where is this?!",
"Thanks! Whaleback Lighthouse off Newcastle, NH. It was -12 this morning!",
"Beautiful shot! Thank you for sharing!"
] | 3 | pics | Smokey Lighthouse Sunrise (OC) |
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http://i.imgur.com/9VOR4km.jpg | /r/pics/comments/7nqjud/a_big_nut/ | [
"risky click of the day",
"Was this made out of actual steal? Was it solid? I wonder how they machined something like that.",
"It's just used as a \"Billboard\" - it is not machined and the threads are welded on."
] | 3 | pics | A big nut |
/r/pics/comments/7nql95/someone_paid_me_with_two_dollar_bills_with/ | [
"They come from the bank that way.",
"Unless someone gives you them as change, most people go to the bank and order them. \n\nOld men at golf courses, people putting cash in stockings, and superstitious people who think having a 2 dollar bill in their wallets at all time are some of the largest culprits when it comes to using 2 dollar bills ",
"Yeah, I usually don’t run into 2 dollar notes that often so I thought it was super neat to get two with consecutive serial numbers.",
"Well it was interesting due to the fact I haven’t gotten one of these in two months and just happened to get two at once.",
"I’d blame Christmas. I’m pretty sure there is a minimum from the bank... so have to use them somewhere. \n\nI’ve also seen them used at events that have 8 dollar parking. \n\nDid you see the post that made the front page, where someone paid with 2 dollar bills and the cops were called bc the business thought it was fake money... ended with the secret service arriving... ",
"Yeah I saw that, I can’t believe someone can be that dumb.",
"Where are you?\n\nI gave two of these as a tip at lunchtime. They were new, could have had consecutive numbers.",
"Southern Oklahoma.",
"Maybe $2 bills are just more common than people think? I'm in Northern California.",
"I think it's more interesting that they're different sizes. \n",
"Probably just my poor photography skills."
] | 11 | pics | Someone paid me with two dollar bills with consecutive serial numbers. |
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/r/pics/comments/7nqlr4/the_temperature_of_our_floor_cant_wait_this_is/ | [
"That’s very warm... unless your one of those backwards country’s that uses that old temp system...",
"Fahrenheit",
"Gesundheit ",
"Makes fun of people... Uses an apostrophe incorrectly. "
] | 4 | pics | The temperature of our floor. Can’t wait this is are last winter here. The joys of living in a 120 year old house. |
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/r/pics/comments/7nqn6c/couple_watching_apollo_8_spacecraft_launch_1968/ | [
"“One small grab for man...",
"Houston...we have a bottom",
"The Butt Stuff",
"He has a firm grasp of the situation",
"Young Harvey W.?",
"\"They won't be the only ones exploring the moon soon.\"",
"Damn it man no time for metaphors we have science to do.",
"[... one giant repost for mankind\"](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7hdp0u/a_couple_viewing_the_apollo_8_spacecraft_launch/)",
"Fake! Photoshop! Bad Photoshop!",
"Is this a real photograph? It is incredible. ",
" think about it"
] | 11 | pics | Couple watching Apollo 8 spacecraft launch, 1968 |
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/r/pics/comments/7nqolb/the_stray_cat_we_used_to_feed_at_the_old_house/ | [
"You left your cat?",
"She wasn't ours, technically. She was already hanging out and living in the smaller housing area, which was like Woodstock but with stray cats. My sister, sister in-law, and mom started feeding her and she hung out on the porch everyday, pretty much all day. We couldn't really take her with us so we had no choice.",
"A million down votes for abandoning that poor cat",
"I wasn't the one who started feeding her, don't blame me. And our landlord liked her and she started feeding her the week we moved out so maybe she kept on with it."
] | 4 | pics | The stray cat we used to feed at the old house for a year. She barely ever left our front yard. |
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/r/pics/comments/7nqt5s/always_double_check_whats_in_your_shoes_before/ | [
"Looks like a red belly?\n",
"Are those shoes two different sizes?? It looks like a 6 and a 7. ",
"The news report I robbed the picture from said as much",
"Snek Flop",
"Shoe stores can measure your feet, and you can buy two shoes of seperate sizes",
"Interesting. Ive bought shoes from shoe stores here in the U.S. for years and they are always careful to make sure you arent getting two shoes of different sizes. Maybe I need to up the quality of my shoe store. ",
"Haha I saw that on the sunny coast snake catchers page, could of been a painful day.",
"Wow, really shocking for a Canadian. I would have failed the shoe test bigtime....."
] | 8 | pics | Always double check what's in your shoes before putting them on in Australia |
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/r/pics/comments/7nqv8i/meanwhile_in_rural_oklahoma_part_2/ | [
"I support this theory. Train them and arm them. Now let the downvotes rain.",
"Sucks to be a horse... Kudos to them for including a picture of a horse so they know it applies to them...\n\nHow much danger could a horse pose? Well, I guess they ARE big and strong...",
"Guns cool",
"~~So. Someone used a dictation software to write a short sign. And then couldn't be bothered to proofread to confirm that OK didn't get written as Okay?~~\n\n~~I mean, I'm still very much in arming staffers at sensitive congregating places like schools and movie theaters... but still.~~\n\nRetracted. Someone was rather clever with their town name. Now I wanna set up My, NY; Luc, KY, and Fa, DE.",
"http://www.okayps.org/",
"No there is a town literally called Okay, Oklahoma. So it has signs that say \"Okay Post Office\" and \"Okay Middle School\". It's not great, it's just okay.",
"As a teacher, I fully believe that teachers have the option to be armed after undergoing thorough/frequent screening and training. When guns are prohibited in schools, churches, arenas, etc., anyone looking to harm a large number of people knows that these locations are easy targets where they will meet little/no resistance.",
"Should be a sign in front of every school in America.",
"So you arm the teachers who will be reacting to any situation that arises. Which not only means it will be too late, it also means twice as many bullets will be flying.\n\nBut whatever, down vote common sense. ",
"Would you rather a gunman have a 5 minute free for all while waiting for police to get on scene? Just killing indescriminatly with their only obstacle being how long it takes to reload? \n\nOr would you rather that there is a decent chance at stopping him before he can get through more than one or two classrooms? \n\nYes it would be grand if we didn't have to have guns at all. But since they are here, I would vote that the place where I leave my children have good trained people able to stop the crazies. Instead of a sign on the front door confirming no one inside has the means to resist.",
"This is especially true in Okay, which is a very rural school district. Many districts in Oklahoma are like this and have no responding law enforcement close by. The teachers are the only law enforcement.\n\nWe pay them next to nothing though, it’s pretty embarrassing actually.",
"I would rather not have a gunman at all. And these people always go into these things with multiple guns, there is no waiting for the reload. At best armed security has a 50/50 chance, probably worse because the gunman is going to be packing a lot more heat than a concealed revolver.\n\nBy your own theory one or two classrooms is going to be 20 to 60 more dead and wounded people that should not be dead or wounded. \n\nThis is the problem with this logic. You people assume that school shootings have to happen when they don't happen anywhere else in the world other than active war zones like Afghanistan and Syria. Giving teachers guns is a non solution that isn't going to help.",
"this is a very rural school district with no nearby responding law enforcement. So God forbid there ever was an active shooter the only protection the students (and teachers) would have would be the faculty.\n\nThe sign is up as a deterent. If a shooter knows half the faculty is running around with guns they’re probably going to think twice before choosing it as a target.\n\nThere was a school shooting at a school very nearby this one back in 1999 so it really hit home with folks at these nearby rural districts.",
"The town has its own police chief so I'm betting he has other officers to be the chief of. Anywhere in America there are enough people to have a school, there are enough people to have a sizable police force before you figure in state troopers.\n\nOnly reason why this happened is some politician wanted to secure his seat for another election cycle.",
"I'm from a town of 500 people. We have a school with about 90 people K-12. We have no police presence in our community. The closest police station is 17 miles away. If there was a active shooter situation it would take a long time for anyone to arrive",
"So then nearest police station is only 17 minutes away at average speed, let alone as fast as an officer can drive. Odds are that station has at least ~15 officers for 3 shifts of 5 most of whom are probably on the main road looking for speeders with one or two at the station for an emergency. I also never argued police intervention was a solution, the only solution is stopping guns from being sold like candy.\n\nBy the time anyone at the school or otherwise does something it will have already been too late. I mean a shooter could just walk into the first classroom with a concealed high capacity weapon, shoot everyone in the room before anybody can even process what is happening. Hell there have been shootings at police stations where the attacker has shot everyone in sight before the police could respond properly.",
"Fun fact: as a teacher maybe you know. the classic anti-gun phrase is \" you want the Wild West all over again\" but they HAD gun control back then. Historically the towns who required people to turn in guns to the sheriff while in town were the ones that were regularly robbed and shot up. I guess those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it. \nThanks for having common sense. I approve you teaching our children. ",
"In the town of Moon Oregon. All the cop cars say \n\"Moon Police\". ",
"I don't think anyone is arguing your point that guns get in the wrong hands all too often. I think the point is that having someone who is properly trained on site provides a statistical advantage of protecting themselves and the kids. Hence why larger city schools have police/security/metal detectors present.\n\n",
"You don't live in a rural area obviously. I live about 30 miles from this town and there are hundreds more like it in the state. Yeah they have a police chief with probably one or two officers on the entire force. \n\nTroopers patrol state highways mainly. The nearest trooper station is about 30 miles away from the school.\n\nMy kids go to a school about two or three times bigger than this one and we are in a less rural area, the only police protection is the county sheriffs office and in a county as large as ours their response time is a minimum of 10 minutes.\n\nI had to call them to my house one night when someone was shooting near my property (probably poachers) and they took about 30 minutes to get there on a slow weeknight.\n\nPeople in rural areas have to rely on themselves and neighbors more than police.",
"Better to be Moon Police than Boring Police.",
"I don't get these pro gun people. If they just ban school shootings they wouldn't need to be \"arming the teachers.\" /S",
"Rural Texas as well. A local elementary adopted a \"Guardian Angel\" program in which a randomized selection of teachers and some staff are armed every day. Not all teachers/staff are armed but the ones that are have to participate in regular training and qualify with a professional trainer. Even in Texas this is a controversial program. ",
"Either the US has much bigger threats to the public than Islamic terrorism, or someone got a massive boner discussing, designing, creating, erecting and then photographing this sign. ",
"I can understand the support of policies like this, on an intuitive level. The problem, as nearly always, is in the details:\n\n1. Will districts have the funds for training? Real training and constant retraining?\n\n2. I can imagine that teacher pay is, for many, not nearly high enough to either provide motivation to take a life, give their lives, or create the responsibility inherent in carrying a deadly weapon around children.\n\n3. Where is the gun stored? If it's in a holster on the teacher, it can be visually intimidating. Ever have a teacher be a dick to you? Now, imagine that teacher has a gun on their hip. If not holster carried, it needs to be locked away ... and thus largely useless.\n\n4. Police, trained firearm professionals, have accidents with their firearms. Now, imagine your 7th grade English teacher. \n\n5. Even experienced military experience friendly fire episodes. Consider the mayhem inherent during a mass shooting. Consider the possibility of multiple teachers discharging firearms in an enclosed space densely packed with kids. It will be little comfort if your kid is accidentally killed by a teacher rather than the murderer.\n\nI have many more issues, but these are a good start. Fact is, schools are not dangerous. They are, in fact, the safest place for a child to be. Simply put, there's no good reason to incur the risks I've outlined above, imo. ",
"So if you live 30 miles from this town then you would know a town of 30,000 is not even 9 miles down a state route road.\n\nAnd random gun shots in the night aren't exactly high priority. I can hear people shooting all day and night around my house from who the fuck knows where in the woods and country side. \n\nAnd as I've already mentioned police can't do shit to stop active shooters once they start shooting. Only solution is to get rid of the guns, a solution that jas worked for all the rest of the world that isn't a war zone where the perpetrators also have access to tanks and bombs.",
"Yikes",
"Exactly! Yes, they should be thoroughly trained and the firearms should be stored securely, but they should, nay - MUST be armed.",
"I agree that just arming those select teachers that qualify and take training is not a real solution. It is a band-aid to help reduce the number of innocent people killed should a madman decide to harm our children.\n\nI would much prefer we take mental health issues more seriously and address why this has become more common. While also looking into how these people were able to obtain the weapons they used and close out that avenue.\n\nAlthough as a true solution will take years, if not generations to solve. I do not see why anyone would vote against protecting their family. \n\nNo Shootings > Shooting stopped early via CCW > Shooting not stopped early via CCW > Shooting only stopped when police finally arrive.",
"Yep, if only murder were illegal.... /s"
] | 30 | pics | Meanwhile in Rural Oklahoma part 2. |
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/r/pics/comments/7nqwrp/first_new_keanu_pic_of_the_year/ | [
"Keanu is such a baller homie.",
"The hairstyle: who wore it better? The little girl or K-reeves?",
"For some reason he always warms my heart and makes me smile. ",
"Don't know how nice he is in his private life, but his public persona is impeccable. ",
"Great. Now I have to worry about Keanu getting hurt on a motorbike. ",
"[He circle gamed us!](https://i.imgur.com/hhxsSP8.jpg) Son of a *bitch*.",
"I didn't even notice that. ",
"Are we sure he isn't a for contract assassin in real life?",
"This was just to confirm that another year has passed and he still remains immortal. ",
"He is the Mr. Rogers of R rated movies.",
"What kind of bikes does he ride? Edit https://www.archmotorcycle.com/krgt-1/",
"*Again.*",
"Matter of when",
"She is too cute!",
"\"Excuse me mister, can you buy me some booze?\" ",
"Excellent!! ",
"Even when he smiles, his eyes, look like they have seen so much sadness :/",
"Those Kettle salt and black pepper chips are really good.",
"Arch KRGT-1 for sure ",
"Dude is dope. ",
"He just rides his bike around the country making people's days",
"Sure I will take a picture with you little girl in a liquor store buying some gin. ",
"That's the helmet...",
"Those chilli lime kettle chips are the real fucking deal.",
"I want to go hiking with Keanu. I bet he knows the best spots.",
"> Arch KRGT-1\n\nThat's his own motorcycle company.",
"Amen",
"He's the guy you love to love when he hates baddies!",
"I'm not the only one. ",
"Was going to make a homeless joke until I saw the helmet. ",
"Every time I see him I imagine a world where him and Sandra Bullock got married. I watch [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW3CgwPESt8) and [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg2vYqjERnE) and others, I never wanted two people together more. ",
"Arch is the company, KRGT-1 is the motorcycle's model",
"Is that kid a fan? Or a potential hitman (hitkid?) trying to kill John Wick before anybody else?",
"Wasn't it exactly ten years ago that Sad Keanu meme started? Well, this is a start of a good year.",
"Especially since when he was a kid he was abandoned by his father, attended 4 high schools, was basically raised by nannies and his grandparents, was expelled, and had dyslexia. Then got nominated for 21 awards and won 12 of those awards, started a cancer charity, starred in the Matrix, and rides the subway like a everyday person. Yes he’s the man.",
"I remember watching John Wick and thinking, damn, this guy's still kicking ass. How old is he?\nChecked Wikipedia and found out he'd turned fifty.\n***FIFTY***\nI mean, people are far from dead at that age, sure. But I didn't expect an fifty year old dude to do shoulder rolls and takedowns.\nThen I watched the videos of him training and shredding targets.\nGuy's a badass.",
"We need more Keanus in this ever ~~darker~~ danker world.",
"Man hes so cool. ",
"Modern day \"The Professional\" movie right here.",
"That's basically the same as when [THE GAME haha gotcha](/spoiler), nice reference.\n\n",
"That Kettle Chip selection is superb.",
"His fingers on his right hand were so close.",
"Best thing ever to have with PB&J. ",
"Damn. Never knew that about him. I suck really bad. ",
"Ahh yes... my regular reddit reminder to feel bad for thinking Keanu was a jack-ass at a previous point in my life.\n\nI bet he forgives me though.",
"For real. He just made this kids year by posing with them and for him... for him it was Tuesday.",
"Keanu the squid",
"Makes me want to go for a ride...",
"I wonder how many people drive next to Keanu and don't realize how close to greatness they are",
"> Keanu is such a baller homie.\n\n*brought to you by Kettle Chips",
"What's cooler than being cool? ",
"I hope he shows up my door and just slowly nods, because we both know what has to happen. I'll step outside so my family does have to see my immediate death but instead, he just gives me a fist bump because he's such a bro. Then he rides off into the sunset.",
"*Brought to you by 5 gum.",
"Being smokin' hot too.",
"Nominated and won 4 academy awards???? No he didn't",
"Brought to you by Carls Jr.\n\n",
"Pepperoncini is where its, imo",
"No shit? I did not know that. ",
"Ooh, I'm trying this ASAP",
"Looks like a VMAX meets a Harley meets a superbike. ",
"Just because there is liquor does not necessarily mean it's a liquor store. State laws vary. Also, even Utah (you know, the Mormons) allows children in the liquor stores.",
"I think that's loneliness. Imagine being able and willing to make anyones day by simply being, yet noone can really understand your life or problems. And when you're rich, some people act like you're not entitled to complain.",
"I usually go chocolate milk with my pb&j.",
"Happy KeanNew Year!",
"Keanu? To the front page !",
"Keanu Reeves is such an all around great guy, especially due to how much he’s gone through. His past would break most people, but he’s stayed awesome. Here’s a link to his story if anyone is interested and wants to know more about him:\nhttps://moviepilot.com/posts/2822142",
"Maaaan I want a picture with Keanu Reeves",
"They seem like genuinely nice people and both deserve happiness. Maybe 2018 is their year. ",
"Lol.... degenerate, Jesus Christ yeah that's exactly how people view Utah. ",
"Sorry, I’ll edit. He won 12 awards and was nominated for 21. Not all wins being academy awards. He also had a star on Hollywood too. Still the man. ",
"All about the jalapeño chips brah ",
"Bein ice cold ",
"Also gave up an awful lot of his Matrix money so all of the crew on the Matrix could have benefits.",
"He's such an amazing person.",
"TIL Keanus mother knits all his costumes.",
"Sucking fat cocks!",
"Also his baby was stillborn and then a year later after their breakup, his ex girlfriend died in a car crash. \n\nHis life has been incredibly hard but he’s a tough son of a bitch and has kept living 16 years later doing the best he can. ",
"Why not both?! ",
"That would be amazing to meet him",
"What’s a circle game ?",
"I think I'm conditioned at this point to see his face and either expect gunshots or a Bill & Ted quote.",
"What’s in his right hand? I swear I didn’t look...",
"What a cool guy!",
"Amen",
"Fuck I lost",
"Another incriminating wholesome Keanu picture? He can't keep getting away with it!",
"[Damn. He got us. ](https://imgur.com/gallery/ctRuc) ",
"LOVE HIM",
"Jalapenooo",
"He's had some rough shit happen. God bless Keanu.",
"You know he does.",
"Man's not cold",
"Very cool Keanu",
"Seems pretty nice. A stalker broke into his home and he calmly sat and talked to her while the cops were en route. Most others wouldn’t react as calmly. ",
"https://imgur.com/XIfpVED",
"Not those ones as they are American but I live less than a mile from the UK factory and I can often just smell crisps when I walk out of the house. It is annoying when I am really hungry. ",
"It has an aluminum billet tank!",
"It's when you make a circle with your thumb and index like an ok sign below your waist, and if someone looks, you punch them. It's the new big thing at my high school.",
"With the recent scandals i feel like most celebrities must feel like this when pictured with a child:\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTwG6xdLGBY",
"First let me say he is the man, no question there. \n\nMy question is, why is this kid having her photo taken with him? There is no way she knows who that is! \n\nLook, I am a parent, all I am saying is, if that was my kid I would be the one in the photo and my kid would be taking it :p ",
"“I’m afraid no one’s *that* good.”",
"Being Keanu. ",
"Yup he's a GD robot",
"Damn, I had no idea there were that many types of sublime Kettle chips.",
"The new REALLY old thing. Been around for like... 5 generations at the schools my family went too. So popular with kids my age but it seems like it's gaining traction with school age kids a lot faster currently. ",
"I prefer the zesty mordant.",
"[This was mostly him. Which is just so impressive.](https://youtu.be/954FUWpqn70)",
"thats actually not true at all. ",
"We played when I was in high school 20 years ago too. It's funny for me to see it come back. It was HUGE back then. ",
"Long haired Keanu is best Keanu.",
"i turn 50 tomorrow. while im not in the best shape ive ever been in, i can probably still kick some ass. not for very long, but still",
"If I met Keanu I would like to apologize to him because I used to think of him as a mediocre actor. I now realize that I have thoroughly enjoyed almost every movie that he has made. \n\nEdit: I should have said I have thoroughly enjoyed all the movies of his that I have watched. I haven’t seen all of his movies, but many of the popular ones.",
"ICE COLD. \n\nJeez, Reddit.",
"He’s doing the made you look thing with his fingers",
"... he's a Rabbit?",
"Allahu snackbar! ^^no^^homo\n\n",
"What kind of motorcycle does he ride?",
"This is the purpose of this post.",
"Alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright ",
"Keanu fucking Reeves.",
"https://i.imgur.com/nVCFu3H.gifv",
"It’s a draw on the hair! They’re both adorable!",
"Were they rich? Who has nannies.",
"Goddamn, Keanu is fucking beautiful. ",
"Tom Cruise is 55 and is still doing action movies, too!",
"Sea salt and vinegar or nothing at all.",
"I saw Keanu Reeves at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.\n\nHe said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”\n\nI was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.\n\nThe girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.\n\nWhen she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.\n\n",
"He can't die though.",
"Jalapeno all the way.",
"I'll allow it.",
"Just another great Canadian!",
"What about being vanilla ice? ",
"John wick 3 outfit? Just in disguised,maybe. :-o ",
"He did co-found a motorcycle company, and it sounds like he rides them often.",
"Yeah he is an avid motorcycle rider and manufactures bad ass custom motorcycles. That’s what the KRGT 1 is in his helmet. Arch motorcycles is his company. He has been into bikes for sometime.",
"Oh you know, just his own [custom high end brand...](https://www.highsnobiety.com/2017/11/08/keanu-reeves-arch-motorcycle/)",
"Probably his own companies. Arch motorcycles.",
"Whoa.",
"John wick gonna light the wick",
"So um... your a bit obsessed with him aren’t you? ",
"That man is 53 years old...\n\n... and he doesn't look a day over 35 in this picture.",
"Kettle Chips and vodka? Looks like this store has a \"lonely shut-in's Friday night\" aisle.",
"Jesus, so he rides all the time? Do you not want me to sleep tonight? ",
"Watch it be the behind the scenes of John Wick 3.",
"Party on, Ted!",
"If you didn't know his past or background you wouldn't say there's sadness in his eyes, especially in this picture. It's all becoming a bit hyperbolic. ",
"Back in my day you didn’t have to look at someone’s hand in order to get punched. You’d just expect to get punched for no reason from time to time.",
"No shit?! Thanks!",
"Wasn't it that he gave up some of his earnings in contract so those crew members could be rehired on the other movies or something? It ain't $80 mil tho",
"Yeah, but fuck Tom Cruise. I’d rather have a beer with Keanu any day ",
"Happy (almost) birthday! I hope you continue to kick ass for a very long time :)",
"For sure, I've never seen that many different flavors in one grouping. ",
"ice cold",
"Kettle Chips and Ketel One. What more could a man want?\n\nPerhaps a photo with an ambiguously gendered child?",
"*Brought to you by Carls Sr., and the missus.",
"Tom Cruise just seems like a dick. I could be way off base, but I just get that feeling",
"Plus Tom Cruise might ruin your couch ",
"He's gonna look like Sam Elliott before to long! I would love to see Keanu Reeves in a speghetti western!",
"Hey ladies!",
"Keanu is like that dude that hears you talk about him on the side... looks then nods and when you ask for a picture... he'll say \"of course\".. ",
"I’m more interested in where I can find those country bar-b-que kettle chips ",
"Chuck Norris wants Chuck Norris to be a like Keanu",
"A little story time - At the time, he was considered the 'bill and ted' and 'speed' guy.\n\nMy friend worked at a movie theater & when things were slow, he'd get a chance to watch the movies while on the company dime. \n\nSo, a movie comes out, and only 2 or 3 people show up for it (opening night), and it was the fucking Matrix. That said:\n\nEveryone walked out of the movie after it was over & were all just saying 'wtf was that?!?' - in the good way. They could not believe it. And then we all got PS2's with our Matrix DVDs.",
"Also he's so fucking nice, he's pretty beautiful, and he never ages. He's perfect in every way",
"\"I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was\"",
"He seems approachable like you COULD have a beer with him. ",
"Pretty sure that other guy covered it. “Baller homie”",
"Boooooooo!",
"You sick fuck",
"\nWhere exactly did this \"I met [Celebrity] in a grocery store\" copypasta come from?",
"I got a ladyboner watching that",
"I wonder what motorbike Keanu rides?",
"Kettle chips are what Ted is eating in the back seat of his stepmom's red Mustang after they are told about the importance of their presentation.\n",
"Just because he doesn't age doesn't mean he can't die...",
"You cannot compare perfection",
"He’s aaaaalllmmoosstt doing the finger circle on his thigh",
"He definitely has his limits as an actor. But when he works within those limits, he's just solid every time.",
"Who is that random dirty ass kid?",
"Oh you motherfucker. YEARS. IT'S BEEN YEARS.",
"She's lucky he probably didn't have a pencil nearby.",
"On nerdist podcast he said he wasn't allowed to ride when in the middle of filming a movie.",
"Does anyone else have trouble finding the honey Dijon kettle chips?",
"I'm getting a bit of a Leon: the Professional vibe from this picture",
"No shit, same thing happened to me except instead of Keanu it was a homeless man and instead of candy bars it was urine. ",
"I've never seen so many Kettle chip flavors in one place. I'm jealous",
"He's a Scientologist, so yeah. ",
"Read an interview with him about Arch cycles in a motorcycle magazine. He didn't own a car for years, dunno if he does now, and rode motorcycles from place to place, including buying one to ride wherever he was when shooting on location for extended periods.",
"Awesome dude! Truly an inspiration:)",
"In Greenblatts’s Deli on Sunset Blvd if I’m not mistaken?",
"> but fuck Tom Cruise\n\nPhrasing",
"Are you being the person Mr. Reeves knows you can be? \n\nEDIT: I kind of want someone to edit the scene from John Wick with the mob boss telling the story of John Wick and his impossible task and Mr. Rogers put in there instead of Reeves. ",
"I love Keanu Reeves",
"The Professional: Part 2?",
"He knows Kung fu too (well, in the matrix at least)",
"That's insane. ",
"Thas what I'm sayin. ",
"Same. And seeing him get the recognition he deserves just makes me feel even happier. I love him",
"Hey I used proper spelling and grammar! ",
"His name in Portuguese means literally “what an awful year” 😂 ",
"I can't think of anything that accurately articulates how I feel about Keanu. I mean, this guy is the best. How could anyone dislike him?... that's not quite it but it's going in the right direction. \n\nEdit: muh wordz.",
"If you ever see Korean BBQ Kettle Chips, get them. You'll thank yourself later. ",
"My exwife ran off and got lost in a grocery store as a toddler, Tom Cruise found her and helped her find her mom. Only Tom Cruise in the wild story I know but he’s not a dick in it. ",
"better watch out k dog. shes gonna seduce you bro and blackmail you ",
"Also, he was Ted.",
"Korean BBQ Kettle Chips best chips. ",
">Then I watched the videos of him training and shredding targets. Guy's a badass.\n\n[Link for those who haven't seen it](https://youtu.be/rCIgpUTvfsA?t=7)",
"preach!",
"I thought the smudge on the girl's shirt was a smudge on my screen and tried to wipe it off..",
"So then, more like not very bright.",
"Whoa",
"And then there's something about his sister but I forget.",
"they gon feel my wraff",
"Always remembered that line. I bet they'd do it too if they felt they could get away with it. ",
"I feel like he posed in front of those chips for the ad revenue.",
"This dude's life has been a challenge, but it's amazing that he is stayed strong. ",
"Damn, I have never seen so many flavors of Kettle chips!!",
"Korean BBQ fool ",
"You forgot that his personal life is also marred with tragedy such as the loss of his 8 month old child and wife.",
"Awww",
"And look at the gorgeous matte finish on the bags. ",
"If I ever met Keanu, I'd invite him over and make Carne guisada and Fresh flour tortillas while we talk about Bitcoin",
"Sounds like he was a dick to you though. If she had stayed lost she wouldn't be your ex-wife.",
"I thought that losing was a one time, permanent thing ",
" The perfect side dish. For revenge. ",
"He is shielding the child from the liquor section.",
"I just had some of those today for dinner, v good. Wasn't intending it to be my whole meal but I couldn't stop",
"lol it's an Archer reference",
"Everyone says he's super nice",
"The hero we need.",
"Oh god....his left hand!\n\n\nEdit:....Right",
"He also cofounded a custom bike garage.",
"EZ info to find on google, \"your\" reaching2hard.",
"Nope. To the best I can remember it, it was that he gave up a big upfront paycheck for a cut of the box office profits instead, so more money can be alloted for topnotch production staff. A move which benefited him greatly later on. ",
"I’m already 29 and my dad hasn’t abandoned me yet. I think all hope is lost for me to become cool. Let’s just hope that one day I can do what my father didn’t have the courage to. ",
"I could go for some kettle cooked potato chips... ",
"I wish they made a sweet onion flavor of those chips. ",
"Same.",
"The girl looks just as disheveled as Keanu. I love it.",
"Oh my fucking god.... John Wick just fucked us all.",
"He's a beautiful, beautiful ageless man.",
"I just hope he knows how many people think the world of him. ",
"When you reach max level, you stop leveling.",
"I wish more movies were like the John Wick series. No ridiculous shaky cam and billions of cuts.",
"He seems like such a nice and genuine guy.",
"Dude is one incident away from actually becoming John Wick",
"Jesus. That shit was going around middle school back in the early 90's in both the south and Midwest. How the hell is that new to your high school with the internet existing? ",
"“You’re” ",
"Mmm chips.",
"Ban u/hellohappyhoo and his negative vibes!!!",
"A dick has a head, but not a brain!",
"He's still rockin' the John Wick look. Is he secretly shooting a 3rd one at the moment?",
"Where I live, this could be any gas station. And I live in a big city.",
"I think those were your bullies, not your friends. ",
"The boogie man",
"Natalie Portman and Jean Reno on the set of *León: The Proffesional* (1994)",
"Tell me he bought the most expensive whiskey and took off on a motorcycle ",
"Whaaaat?",
"wondering what kind of bike hes riding.",
"I'm convinced, dude is just a walking hero among us.",
"I've actually heard he's incredibly nice and people love shooting movies with him. He's just sorta kinda batshit crazy",
"That's really Adam Driver",
"He looks more and more like my dad ",
"The more disturbing thing is, why'd you marry a child, you pervert. 😆",
"Is this the new Last of Us movie? ",
"Good helmet choice Keanu ",
"You make me smile, Keanu bless",
"No it doesn't.",
"Don't drink or drive kids.\n\nEdit: and to or",
"Whoa",
"Good taste in chips. ",
"For real. The only thing I knew about him (other than the movies he's been in) was that he's bi-racial and is really good at saying \"Whoa\". ",
"Yes! Thank you! I'm glad someone else had the same thought. This seems like such a strange scenario for a photo op with a celebrity.",
"I was going to say, Was John Wick actually an autobiography and they just forgot to mention it?",
"something strange is a foot at the Circle K",
"Burr!",
"Why is that kid in a liquor store",
"And he's Canadian!",
"HE LITERALLY IS HOLDING THE CIRCLE FINGERS HE GOT AS ALL",
"Ehhhhh, I'd hazard to say that. Cults are weird.",
"Pretty sure that Scientology is a money laundering scheme for those at the top. That's my conspiracy theory anyway.",
"If he married Tom Hanks, my heart would melt",
"Fuck yo couch ",
"Used to play TF2 with him back in the day, great demoman and hell of a team mate.",
"Meh, hate the game, not the player.\n\nI hate Scientology as much as the next guy, probably more, but every anecdote I've heard about Tom Cruise suggests he's a pretty decent guy.",
"He mostly rides a Norton 750 Commando. ",
"Ball gazers, the lot of yah!",
"Other Mr Rogers, I think",
"Damn ",
"It kind of looks like he just got done fighting with her.",
"He actually has his own small specialized motorcycle company. A good bit of cash, but damn nice bikes, and I believe he helped with the design himself based on what he liked and didn't like about riding. I wish I could afford one. ",
"he's a potato chip eating drunk! and so is she!",
"Sister had cancer\n\nIt's why he started the cancer charity",
"He who fights and runs away can run away another day.",
"Those bikes are gorgeous. OP should have taken a picture outside!",
"Amen. Use it or lose it!",
"[His mom was in costume design](https://bodyheightweight.com/keanu-reeves-family/), so theoretically possible.",
"WE’VE ALL BEEN NECKED BY KEANU REEVES ",
"Reminds me a bit of one of the characters (spoiler: [\"future-Jonas\"](/s)) from that Netflix show Dark.",
"when I visited the US I was disappointed with your chocolate, but your potato chips were incredible. My favourite was dill pickle which you just can't find here in Australia. God damn they were good!",
"What is it you're referencing? Just curious~",
"God damn he’s aging backwards. ",
"What do his friends call him? Keanu? Idk why that’s weird to me",
"I just like his energy",
"this person knows ",
"I'm straight but I'm insanely attracted to him.",
"Happy Kea-new Year",
"Shakey cam and quick cuts are the hallmarks of a bad director.\n\nLooking at you Michael Bay...",
"I want to discuss the theory of life and the universe over a beer with Keanu. Until then, my life will never be complete.",
"Dear Keanu.... Please don't ever let us find out otherwise.",
"The trick is if you can break their circle without looking at it, you get to punch them. ",
"He gets younger and younger looking every year.. Who's the guy with the beard, though?",
"Hahah just noticed others in this thread thinking the same thing ",
"Why can't someone like him be president? I mean, as long as famous people get to be presidents\n\nEven if he went all Matrix on us for some reason and showed up to work in a black trenchcoat and sunglasses on, and started doing kung fu moves during the inauguration, it's still way better and way more respectable than half the stuff Trump is doing\n\nMind you I'm totally not American (sorry, just Canadian) so my understanding of American politics might not be complete or accurate. I also haven't seen the Matrix in a while",
"His ex died? If only we’d all be so lucky. ",
"There can be only one.",
"Dad??",
"Logan 2",
"I don’t want to live in a world where Keanu isn’t the most cool and laid back down to earth guy ever.",
"As someone that rides, and a Keanu fan... it saddens me that he doesn't have High Vis on. :( Ride safe brother!",
"I like her outfit. Very humble, very sincere. Goes well with Keanu's image.",
"Always a bad ass!",
"I mean, considering it's a huge tax haven, I think they know what they're doing.",
"Honey Dijon is where it’s at. ",
"calling it: these two star in a movie together in about 9 years",
"Well I trust your memory over cited accounts. ",
"And now I have to go watch it again. God do I love those movies. Need moar Ruby Rose.\n",
"Hawaiian BBQ is delicious! ",
"My dad abandoned me as a baby and I’m still not cool. When is it my time to shine?",
"Man on Fire remake starring Keanu.\n\n6 words and I'm already booking my midnight seats no trailers needed.",
"Honestly, he's one of the best action stars of our time. It's pretty crazy that he only did 1 real blockbuster drama (Devil's Advocate). Everything else big he did (after Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure) was an action movie (Point Break, Speed, Matrix, Constantine, John Wick). ",
"Ice is back with my brand new invention.\n\n^omg ^help",
"Whoa",
"It’s your cake day! Happy cake day! ",
"He's still not getting older!",
"Dude, it’s all about the honey Dijon! I just ate a whole bag. God I love those.",
"So many flavors!",
"Pft I’m an idiot. ",
"do you reckon it was still him getting hit by the car? ",
"All hail the God-Emperor, we await the day when he shall rise and unite the world.",
"Great, now I have to go rewatch both John Wick's for the 912819th time.",
"Probably my favorite chips out there!",
"Is that little girl in a liquor store...? ",
"That's awesome, I love those chips!",
"Those Kettle salt and vinegar chips are bomb",
"Also he’s sexy as fuck",
"I mean, my Dad let me watch The Matrix at that age. She could very well be a Keanu super fan! Or maybe she only knows him from the memes, and was the one who pointed him out. Either way, she looks happy and that's all that matters.",
"Is this at Greenblatts deli is Los Angeles?",
"Woah",
"If you haven't seen them, the original Bourne trilogy movies are the epitome of good fight scene choreography ",
"It’s so old, Jesus did it to his disciples.",
"I wish I was 1% as cool as Keanu.",
"What’s Adam Driver doing with that small child?",
"Is this after he killed 5 people with a pencil",
"Ouch...",
"Hes like the older brother I always wanted.",
"Damn he's FINE!!!",
"Look at him trying to play off his immortality by growing out his hair. ",
"My luck.. Currently watching John Wick with friends",
"This is a most excellent comment!",
"This. He specifically says that people think he's sad but he's genuniely happy. ",
"he does his own stunts?",
"I'd watch this movie. ",
"I'd love to meet John Wick by the Kettle Chips and Perrier. \n\n",
"Why is there a kid in a liquor store?",
"a fucking pencil",
"Man IS hot",
"He's basically THE scientologist at this point. I know he's not the actual leader, but he's up there with Travolta in terms of influence within. And it's more well known that cruise is one ime.",
"In that recent one based on a true story where he's playing a pilot smuggling drugs for the CIA, the real pilot was 33. They cast a 55 year old to play a 33 year old and no one gave a fuck because it's Tom Cruise. ",
"Oh man screw you. I think I had a good year and a half under my belt. ",
"> a pencil\n\nA **FOOKEN'** penSEEL.",
"[dude, no](https://media.giphy.com/media/clUUBkmdXKvuw/giphy.gif)",
"The stupidest bullshit game ever.",
"Looks like Mr. Wick is on the run. ",
"Brought to you by Kettle Brand Potato Chips",
"I damn near got motion sickness watching the Bourne flicks .",
"Youth and exuberance are no match for age and treachery ",
"Keanu Reedus in, D E A T H S T R A N D I N G",
"Keanu should be allowed to turn into Santa Claus when he gets old and live forever. ",
"People with with very calm dispositions make the best and safest motorcycle riders. ",
"How much did kettle chips pay for the product placement?",
"Anyone know what bike he rides?",
"It's going to be a mess when he goes on a rampage murdering every stunt actor in Hollywood.",
"I read this as \"key anus\"",
"Keanu and a girl who has no idea who Keanu is!",
"Your lady boner was activated by pure badassery. It's only appropriate to get a boner from it.",
"If he teamed up with Dave Grohl... imagine the possibilities. ",
"Nope, you lose every time you think about the game. Then you forget about it and see how long you can go without thinking about it. ",
"haha, you're right, he kinda looks like the guy you would ask to do it",
"Shame on that place for not having the good flavors of Kettle Chips.",
"Wanna fight about it it?",
"Paid for by Kettle Chips.",
"no Honey Dijon? \n",
"Soooo, he rides a buell",
"Follow it if it’s white.",
"That is very aptly put",
"hes just fucking smiling after being asked for a picture wtf are you on about",
"Wow, that really resonated with me.",
"Example of a good action scene right there, no rediculous jump cuts or close ups, all shot in one contained space. ",
"The American Jackie Chan",
"Does this guy never age? seriously lol \nI think out of all the hollywood pervs, Keanu is one of the genuine actors with a good heart and good personality. Has any of you ever met him?",
" Fuck. This needs to happen!!! ",
"Its hard to do if the actor can't do the scene by himself.",
"Damn. So great. ",
"Keanu is so damn wholesome, that I almost wonder if he's Satan, and his super likable persona is just camouflage and he ate that girl's soul while no one was watching. ",
"Tom Cruise has been pretty awesome in some of his recent films, and he too will do the stunts himself, even hanging off a cargo plane during takeoff, or repelling off of the Burj Khalifa.\n\nSome key ones I have liked was his gunfights in Jack Reacher 2, and some of the gunplay in Collateral, particularly the CAR techniques in the alley scene..",
"This or pickle. Damn, they're so good.",
"ahhhh\n\nI'm not the only one.",
"He's mediocre in the same way Stallone, Schwarzenegger, Statham, and Harrison Ford are. It doesn't matter.. they entertain you.",
"Problem is I can’t imagine most actors are as dedicated as Keanu Reeves. He trains HARD for these movies and roles. ",
":( ",
"Happy Keanu years ",
"Damn that store is legit!! Got the chips right next to the booze!!",
"Has no one pointed out that they’re in the liquor section?",
"Wyld comments!!",
"Keanu was 10 years old in the 70s. He's 53 now and looks like he's in his late 30s.\n\nHoly F.\n\n",
"what is his diet? he always looks so healthy but always avoids the question",
"A good man indeed 🎩",
"Joker vs John Wick : Pencil Apocalypse.\n\n",
"I thought this said 'ruin your crotch' at first and I mean, yeah possibly that too ",
"I've read stories about Tom Cruise being a pretty charitable/friendly dude. Why so much hate?",
"He’s almost making the circle with his fingers on his leg",
"Does he know how well he does on the Internet?",
"John wick 3. They go after the kid John never knew about.",
"He is the original couching tiger.",
"I can't wait till im 70 and Keanu is ruling us as immortal god emperor. ",
"[Here you go!](https://www.highsnobiety.com/2017/11/08/keanu-reeves-arch-motorcycle/) It’s as badass as one would imagine.",
"> It's the new big thing at my high school.\n\nIt was the big new thing at my middle school 20 years ago... \n\nI swear, that game was probably around about 15 minutes after the first public school opened. ",
"Knowing Keanu, he sat there talking to her with a fully loaded P320 in his waist.",
"Woah!",
"Devils advocate was really good!",
"Kylo ren",
"Yeah, around 45-50 you get old man strength. Very powerful",
"Don’t forget the Dressed All Over",
"He knows kung-fu, I don't think he was too worried.",
"I really really like Keanu",
"Yep, still Charlemagne just in movies now ",
"Ahhhh, yep. That's the Christmas card right there.",
"Yeah long haired Keanu is seasonal, so most players restart and reroll just to get him when his banner is out",
"No. LOL is classic and it means lots of love",
"[He needs to play Adam Jensen](https://imgur.com/a/MrqhN)",
"That's it I'm watching John wick again. And I just watched the matrix trilogy ",
"This looks like a shot between movie takes. Reddit, what would be the plot?",
"A lot of that is done to hide the fact that most actors can't pull this kind of stuff off. Rapid cuts and shaky cam aren't needed in John Wick because Keanu is almost flawless at gunplay. It's incredible the amount of work he put into it. ",
"That pen in the hand always kills me.",
"I think you're forgetting the *other* blockbuster drama he was in: Bram Stoker's Dracula.",
"Hit-Girl and Big Daddy?",
"He's a Scientologist, so fuck him",
"Wow that's an adorable kid.",
"Not a secret, shooting on a 3rd one has begun.",
"Is this not his daughter? I honestly just assumed it was without thinking.",
"I just feel like if I had Keanu in my life when I was feeling down, I'd be a lot happier of a person. ",
"Also known as a, ‘cloner’",
"Excuse me sir can u take a pic with my daughter who has not the slightest clue who u r thx I will post all over internet have a good day ",
"I still can't believe he's 53 years old",
"I hope he keeps it for John Wick 3",
"What sort of motorcycle does he ride ",
"Holy shit I thought I was the only one! ",
"That hall of mirrors sequence in the second one was especially gorgeous.",
"That is a fantastic idea",
"Cute, and Keanu.",
"This feels like The Professional with Jean Reno and Natalie Portman.",
"Well, it's also a sign that the actors can't convincingly sell the action on screen. Cuts and shake are often used to hide just how bad the action actually looks or to mask that it's actually a stunt double. ",
"So Keanu with a helmet means Keanu is out of work? This is sadder than Keanu with a sandwich.",
"Keanu is my hero",
"Or that awful scene from one of the \"Takens\" where Liam Neeson jumps over a fence after something like 9+ camera cuts",
"Spicy queso or GTFO.",
"I dated some woman who constantly brought up the fact that she dated him. Ugh. Get over him, Trisha!",
"His look makes perfect sense for John wick chapter 3 ",
"I think he does have a Norton as well though. There's a clip of him being chill after someone backs into it and knocks it over.",
"\"Hey son, how are ya, hope you're having a good-\n\n\n\n**DAMNIT DAD STOP CALLING ME I DONT WANT YOUR SUPPORT** ",
"God damn that is a glorious man!",
"kettle chips are the best ",
"Man now I just want to buy Keanu a coffee, talk to him, and be his friend.",
"[tom cruise is tom cruise crazy](https://youtu.be/6moDLjGnYro?t=10)",
"He didn't even say \"whoa.\"",
"He's not getting hit by cars, obviously. But he did most of the [fights](https://youtu.be/kP0NZOidgJw) and [shooting stuff.](https://youtu.be/QnB07wnDJL8)",
"Don't forget Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey, which was such a crazy idea for a sequel I sometimes forget it's real.",
"It’s your cake day! Happy Cake day! ",
"Why do you add apostrophes before each \"s\" like that?",
"The shaky cam always gets me",
"If you think about it... The best action movies are the ones where the actor is actually pretty badass to begin with. \n\nNow that I think about it, every action movie with him in it is pretty damn good. Even Constantine was amazing!",
"rape me",
"You should get out of its way next time. ",
"So you’re saying the kid is peaking right... about... now?",
"New York Cheddar, Bellissimo 👌🏻 ",
"The original 3 Bourne movies, The Matrix, and John Wick are my favorite action movies by far. Such great choreography and style, and each one feels very unique",
"Im killing a bag right now. Dank 🔥",
"That's why if you're a celebrity then I think your two best dating options are:\n\na. people you knew before you got famous\n\nb. other famous people\n\nThey're less likely to be fake with you, although it's obviously still a possibility. ",
"The local radio guy tells this story about being a kid on vacation and he hops in the elevator and just starts mashing buttons like an asshole when Keanu gets in to the elevator. He looks at the buttons, looks at the kid, starts just pressing buttons along with him. \n\nThat’s a pretty cool moment. He’s on my “please let me have a beer with” list. ",
"Mr Good guy!",
"What was the first Keanu pic of 2017?",
"After thar sad Keanu meme thing, i an happy to see that man smile/enjoy his vacation... or whatever he is doing.\n\nWeren't pictures of him with sone ladies posted before? I think they were.",
"Kettle chips.....mmmmmmm",
"He was in Point Break. He'll forever be an alright dude for letting Bohdi surf one last wave. ",
"(Keanu voice) Whoa. ",
"It's OK. He whittled one out of charcoal and firelogs.",
"Love how he crouches down a bit to make it a better pic. We don’t deserve this man.",
"Kettle Chips has Himalayan Salt flavor now??",
"Yea it looks like he's holding something under his jacket lol",
"His motorcycle company is in hawthorne CA right down Crenshaw Blvd. from Elon and spaceX. I like to think they hang out. ",
"I love that you guys have two different kinds of barbecue crisps ",
"Frig off",
"If you do it right it doesn’t have to be for very long 😀",
"Honestly never seen it.... nor did I know he was in it. Not a big Vampire guy.\n\nI did forget a movie though: The Replacements. Though that's a comedy, not a drama. ",
"And Little Buddah.",
"Either she saw the Matrix (I was allowed to see movies like that when I was little) or whoever she was with thought, “well this will be cool for her to have when she gets older and has seen his movies.”",
"Yep.\n\nPew pew pew pew pew pew",
"That's a genius idea. Now I want to see that. ",
"RIP",
"1) from my experience in Canada (picture is probably usa) kids under a certain age can be brought into a liquor store by a parent (instead of leaving them in vehicle alone). Might be the same in USA.\n\n2) don't normal shops in the USA sell liquor? Like Walmart n shit? Maybe it isn't a liquor store, just a grocery store or convenience store that sells liquor? I'm not sure how the laws work everywhere in the States.",
"He is the best guy in Hollywood, hands down.",
"I once read here, someone got lost hiking in California, ended up in his back yard. As they made their way out to the front he was working on his bike and would’ve offered the guy a ride but he was dirty and involved in the repair. ",
"He also did the drama, The Gift and he was amazing in it. ",
"50?? Dude, he's about 488 years old; where did you get your info from??",
"Well he rescued us from the Matrix.",
"“I AM AN A-BOVE-AVERAGE ACTOR!!!",
"Dear Keanu,\n\nI was just tricked into watching Knock Knock...... Why would you agree to this? WHY!?",
"Those Kettle chips are pretty good shit",
"Kettle Chips viral ad",
"Here to share my Keanu story, will probably get buried. I lived I New York two years ago specifically in an older building in DUMBO. right under the brooklyn bridge. They were filming John Wick 2 scenes a floor above my apartment. The scene included another favorite actor of mine Lawrence Fishburne. So during lunch I dropped by my apartment and ran into both Fishburne and Keanu. I asked Fishburne for a photo and he stared me dead in the eye and said \"NO!\" and i turned around and Keanu looked like he felt bad and then he said \"Why don't you and I take a picture together?\", afterwards we talked for awhile about his older movies, he shook my hand and said thank you for your support. Didn't feel like he was a celebrity at all, took his time to really talk with his fans. \n\nTLDR: Lawrence Fishburne is a dick, Keanu Reeves is cool af. ",
"Thai Curry or gtfo",
"The Gift was pretty good as well.",
"I just saw a thing about some lady hitting his bike. It's an older one. Not the fancy pants one linked in the reply.",
"This guy always looks.",
"goddamn killing it with that hair can't wait to get that length again! I've been tracking his motorcycle company too very awesome passion project",
"And the epitome of bad fight scene editing and cinematography.",
"But it was Keanu’s mother. \n\nOh...",
"lack of ATGATT, or translation from motorcycle jargon: \n\nA squid is referred to someone who doesnt wear safety gear (full leathers with gloves, armor, boots etc etc). ATGATT(All the gear all the time), i squid but the consensus is obviously be safe rather than sorry. ",
"Periphs! ",
"It’s actually a great deli in LA called Greenblatt’s, the cold drinks are just in the liquor area. I held the door open for Keanu as I was leaving there once, his saying “thanks” to me will forever be etched in my mind.",
"God damn, Keanu is one handsome man. ",
"This guy is so cool!",
"I just want to know where I can get a suit that I can move like that in. ",
"He did\n\nA Walk in the Clouds\n\nMuch Ado About Nothing\n\nA Scanner Darkly\n\nSweet November\n\nSomething's Gotta Give\n\nThose are the big non-action movies I can think of off the top of my head. He's done plenty of non-action movies with all-star casts. \n\n",
"Dear Santa, I know its a little early but can I please have a live action Samurai Jack starring Keanu? Thanks in advance.",
"Her fan base is first rate! ",
"She’s like a hotter Joan Rivers",
"Given what I learned about Jackie Chan's style from the Every Frame A Painting (RIP) video, I need a collab with these two, stat.",
"He looks kinda small. Who’s the big guy with the beard?",
"Still outside the Matrix...after all these years.",
"HAHAHHA fuck u man",
"“Reeves is quoted as saying \"Money is the last thing I think about. I could live on what I have already made for the next few centuries.\"[67] It has been reported that Reeves gave approximately US$80 million of his US$114 million earnings of The Matrix sequels, The Matrix Reloaded and The Matrix Revolutions, to the special effects and makeup staff. The story has been denied by special effects staff themselves as an urban legend.[68] The story likely had its roots in a back-end deal Reeves made with the producers of The Matrix Reloaded relinquishing his contractual right to a percentage of the earnings from the ticket sales. Reeves reportedly did so to allow producers the flexibility for an extensive special effects budget. The value of Reeves' forgone share of the ticket profits has been estimated as US$38 million, which was added to the overall movie budget, rather than going directly to special effects.[69]”\n\nhttp://uproxx.com/movies/did-keanu-reeves-really-give-away-80-million-dollars/\n\nJust some helpful info. Not sure what’s true and what isn’t, but he is definitely generous. One or or another. ",
"Prime Al Pacino and Young Keanu Reeves. Movie was nearly failsafe. \n\n[Pacino's rant at the end is one of my favorite movie moments \\(spoilers for anyone who hasn't seen the 25 year old movie\\).](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGR4SFOimlk)",
"It isn’t very hard for a director who has the training and a good fight choreographer to help him. It’s very hard for an actor who has to perform a lot of the moves on their own with a air of believability as it can be hard to use a body double for many of the stunts on a steady cam with long shots. ",
"Yeah I was gonna say. As a total amateur who has made many a video for various school projects and stuff, you gotta work with what you got. ",
"My only qualm with Chapter 2 was that it was too much hype 100t% guns blazin. The first had some nice recovery times for John, be it brief off screen, that gave more time to develop the other characters ",
"Whoahhh...",
"Dammit, now I have to watch John Wick 2 again. ",
"I will always love this guy for being one of the most genuine people alive.... I'd almost consider leaving my wife for this guy... but then, as with all relationships, the honeymoon phase would end and I'd learn to hate all of his flaws and love would end....\n\n......nope. I'm just gonna sit from a distance wallowing with my love for a guy that's just a dude with a cool job and continue to diefy him as though he were a god.\n\nEdit: *with*",
"Come at me, bro. ",
"and now I want KETTLE BRAND potato chips. ",
"I me he did infiltrate that extreme hiking gang in order to find out how they were sneaking into national parks for the FBI. ",
"Let’s smoke him!",
"The Hero we need. ",
"Amen. Safest when you don't have the idea that it's a penis enlargement.",
"Who da fak does that?\n",
"Oh man, I have no idea how much I want a remake of the Professional with Keanu",
"Kettle Keanu",
"Sounds like John Wick had it easy compared to Keanu",
"Dracula should be watched as a comedy. I kept my vhs player for it. ",
"Good to know",
"Huh. I didn't know about Travolta. So strange! The whole thing! ",
"Kurt? ",
"Samurai Jack",
"Same than me an my son",
"a fookin pencil...",
"Was this in Kauai ?",
"\"Dracuuul! Duuuuude!\" (Not his best performance.)",
"Yea, IMO that's the difference between a great movie star and a great actor. People like Clint Eastwood, Keanu Reeves, Jack Nicholson, and Tom Cruise are great movie stars. But their range is limited. In some respects they just play a slightly different version of themselves in every movie. \n\nOn the other hand, people like Christian Bale and Daniel Day-Lewis can be convincing as almost any type of personality. They're great actors. ",
"No it was a documentary, all taken with hidden cameras. ",
"Yeah, but being part of a group that does such horrible things brings you down a peg, especially when you’re one of the upper level people. It’s like a guy being super nice to everyone but also being part of ISIS/KKK/etc.",
"Such a cool guy. I wish I was half as cool as him.",
"https://imgur.com/gallery/S11iY",
"Sounds like a job for r/highqualitygifs",
"It's kinda the director's job to get them to sell the scene though. Covering for them only makes you look like you can't direct well enough to make a decent film.",
"Neo for the win ",
"Him and his mother look fairly close-knit",
"Don't forget big fan of benches.",
"He hasn't changed a single bit from 2017.",
"Obviously Dave Grohl",
"If I win lotto tonite, I would buy one of his bikes in a heartbeat\n",
"I had hope it would be a photo of Keanu the kitty",
"I remember reading that he gave a huge chunk of his pay from the Matrix to the graphics and computer team because he’s such an awesome guy. ",
"Where was this taken? Anyone know? (State, City, etc not the store)",
"Because 20 years from now that'll be a great photo.",
"Wow! Handsome ",
"Nah man she's more of a scotch girl",
"So... Jackie Chan? ",
"Someone should swap their hair!",
"Also a lack of money for good fight scenes.",
"is he related to Christopher Reeves?",
"Why does everybody forget The Lake House? That’s blockbuster drama! \n\n\nOkay okay maybe just drama. ",
"Have you tried walking around with a motorcycle helmet and looking like Keanu?",
"As someone who rides and lives in Canada, I'll tell you that I'm very unhappy that I can't ride right now.",
"I mean, she's too young to grow a beard!",
"Oooo K?\n\nWhat's the importance of this pic? I must be missing it.",
"That scene and him having a meltdown when Charlize Theron killed herself. You can’t just drum up those faces he made as he was screaming and crying. He went to a dark place for that and it had a strong impact. ",
"I-I could probably do that... if I really wanted to... ",
"Yeeaahh?",
"Nice try Kettle Chips",
"Wow! Does he ever look good for his age. I didn’t realize he’s 53",
"I have always liked him as a person ",
"Salt and Vinegar!!",
"What a sweet, genuine honorable man. I love that guy. ",
"I dunno if I would be able to to be honest he's a dreamboat",
"What's that little girl doing in a liquor store?",
"Where is this? If it's anywhere North of San Diego or Florida, I'm in disbelief, as a fellow motorcycle rider",
"Didnt he give a bunch of money to the crew of the matrix or something since he felt they were under paid ? I cant recall ",
"Someone else posted Hawaiian bbq? Is there a difference? Also you’re wrong either way ;) fake bbq flavor doesn’t sit well with me. But hey do you. ",
"RIP Snuffles ",
"I love you to death.",
"Nah, Keanu has \"fuck you, going riding\" money. I wish I had fuck you going riding money.",
"Why would I kick his couch?",
"meh. If you're looking for a burst of real jalapeño flavor, grab a bag of [these](http://timschips.com/img/tims_casc-Jalapeno-350.png).\n\nedit: just realized I sound like a shill. I SWEAR, I'm not. *Because it's always a good spicy time when you grab a bag of Tim's Cascade Style^® Potato Chips!*",
"Keanu Reeves is just that cool",
"They tried to use it as a metaphor for his mental state. steady when he was fine, crazy shakey cam when he was confused or fighting and then at the end they flipped it around on the agency and they had shakey cam while he was smooth.\n\nthen they just abused it in the rest of the series. the books weren't too bad, they are older and set in the 70s so some of the plot made a little more sense.",
"just got nailed by Keanu's right hand!",
"Except when you’re in an octagon and it’s just a one versus one to either knockout or submission. ",
"That right hand. Did he get us? Did he fucking get us??",
"And this is how you get a mossy beard",
"TIL Keanu Reeves owns a motorcycle company and the KRGT-1 Is a model they designed. ",
"Who doesn't love Keanu Reeves? ",
"Drive safe Keanu (please be immortal) we love you",
"uh... arnold/sly/van dam",
"He's still hot as fuck!",
"lol didn't he play satan once?",
"His makeup artist did a great job of making him look older.",
"Someone needs to get him an Charlize Theron into an action pic together ",
"These two could make a remake of [The Professional](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCIgpUTvfsA).",
"Send me a bag of the Himalayan Salt! I've not tried that flavor of Kettle Brand Potato Chips!",
"cough- my own private idaho-cough",
"Supporter of what ?",
"I'm out of the loop, what happened to him?",
"He's got some seriously beautiful hair.",
"Zesty dye fixative? What does that taste like?",
"Yo, Keanu, grab me some of those Jalapeño Kettle Chips. Thanks!",
"the reason he's bringing it up is because Keanu turned in one of the all-time worst performances in any movie, ever. ",
"So nice of him to buy that little girl some booze..",
"Jackie Chan is the Hong Kongese Jackie Chan.",
"I don't think I've ever heard a weird story about him, just nice ones.",
"It really is, check out Battlefield Earth.",
"Buying booze with the one.",
"I had a friend in California that stalks him",
"Hey let's see you trying to act while you defuse a bomb while sliding underneath a bus.",
"The nose freckles give her bonus points but the Keanu gives him more.\n\nKeanu takes it.",
"Like we've been saying all along; Keanu doesn't age! Look how young he looks, even next to that bearded young gun.",
"Gotta be the soup they cooked him in for The Matrix.",
"Holy shit.\n",
"Carfax Abbeh!",
"Close but thumb and finger not joined does not count. ",
"Hardball\n\nDamnit, I loved that movie.",
"“Hey mister “",
"Not the original trilogy though, those fight scenes are incredibly well done and choreographed",
"How much do chips cost in the Matrix ?",
"oh she loves him. Would not mind her looking at me like that. =)",
"You know, I thought the same thing. I'm glad you said that. For some reason, it means more than Mr. Rogers caring.",
"He’s still so handsome. My first celeb crush. ❤️😇",
"Can someone asks him the secret of youth, in my 20s and losing my grey hair :(",
"She's so lucky I would have killed to get a pic with kylo ren",
"I agree, especially in Mr Bay's case because it's all CGI so there's no excuse, but for most films it's more than just that. The primary reason for really rapid cuts is that the actors simply cannot fight, and they need to disguise it with something. \n\nWith someone like Keanu, Jackie Chan (back in the day) or Iko Uwais (from The Raid movies), they can actually fight so you can do these long sexy takes where you can see all the action and really marvel over it. Most actors however, don't have the fitness, technique or stamina to do these takes and actually get the fights right. \n\nBut I'm not really blaming the actors. I'm sure most of them could actually do it, but that would cost money and the studios are all about watchin' them Benjamins.\n\nPeople who like these types of fights should also check out The Raid, The Raid 2, and also Atomic Blonde. Although I don't think the fights are quite as impressive as the ones in John Wick, Charlize Theron trained alongside Keanu when he was prepping for John Wick 2, and it really shows. ",
"[here you go](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCKhktcbfQM)",
"Hasn’t aged a day in 20 years.",
"Yeah but Keanu can do no wrong right now because he is experiencing the Neeson effect. ",
"Here is an upvote because Keanu",
"I always joked with my friend that Matt Damon is so nice he doesnt really know how to throw a punch thats why all the shakey cam in all his action movies. It was bad in the bourne movies and also bad in that space movie about the halo space station he tries to get to",
"Yo those Hawaiian Barbecue chips are so good!",
"This^n",
"that has nothing to do w/Matt Damon's inability to do action or the directors ability to film it, that is a stylistic choice of the director and cinematographer. ",
"What?",
"The first one was great.\n\nThe fight scene in his appartment was badass.",
"Hawaiian chips?!",
"Try them with clam dip. Next level. ",
"expensive ",
"You, sir, are hyper drunk. ",
"Goddamit. I just bought these pants and they're already on fire. ",
"What people don’t realize is this is a promo shot done for the unannounced remake of The Professional....",
"TIL",
"His only child passed away at 8 months along (born prematurely), and then a year and a half after that his then ex died in a car accident.\n\nEdit: Clarified the issue with the child.",
"hes the man. ",
"Amazing. He could pass for half his age.",
"Avoid the clap. \nJimmy Dugan\n ..............That’s good advice!,",
"Has no one noticed his right hand...? He got ALL of us.",
"I was just in that deli a few weeks ago! Keanu looking immortal as always ;D",
"legend",
"Where was this taken? I have a kettle chip problem, and I see flavors I haven't seen before. Ple help.",
"My Shane Falco jersey is on of my prized possessions.",
"Keanu is like a hotter Joan Rivers.",
"John Wick on the run",
"That's pretty accurate.",
"May I see your resumé?",
"Seriously, that guy is immortal.",
"Americans chocolate taste is just damaged.",
"I always played \"It's a beautiful day in the neighbourhood\" in my head when I watch John Wick ",
"Kinda like slug bug!",
"Nah, I'll take everything cuz I'm bored and hungry.",
"I think we hugged the site to death.",
"You're a wizard, Harriet.",
"The least-known but best-loved of the Florida Keys.",
"Did you see the bike he was riding, He's got a hand in some company that makes some pretty neat looking bikes. ",
"Wow.",
"...Danger Zone?",
"Neo.... your hair is super long",
"Bay gets a lot of shit, and it's mostly well-deserves, but all the rage against shakey-cam should be directed at Paul Greengrass. I'm pretty sure the first Bourne film is the one that pioneered this lazy hack trend. ",
"Lol I remember my youth group pastor stole that movie from us after we'd rented it to keep us from watching it, just because of the title, never did see it ",
"Jesus Christ...",
"A friend of mine works on his marketing team. It's cool to see his Instagram of all the cool places they ride together. Those bikes are works of art and have a price tag to prove it.. ",
"Feeling Minnesota as well.",
"This man is 78 years old today.",
"As a general rule, by this time of night, yes. ",
"He still looks amazing ",
"14 . 14 fucking cuts. ",
"You and him both. \n",
"So was he buying chips or liquor?!",
"Uhhh knock knock, A Scanner Darkly is at the door!",
"The lake house too",
"And she does it while enjoying her favorite delicious flavor of Kettle Brand Potato Chip™.",
"Kettle chips for all the good little boys and girls!",
"In the UK they have balsamic vinegar and you'll think they are great but coming from the American vinegar ones, they suck, sorry.",
"legendary",
"I largely agree, but I've always found Bale and Day-Lewis specifically to be overrated (and pretty boring, TBH). It's often so obvious that they're doing all this acting in a scene that it really takes me out of it. While Reeves is playing a Reeves type which he does so fluidly that he never takes me out of the scene.\n\nI think the general point is accurate, but personally I can't put Bale and Day-Lewis in that group. I'd say people like Denzel Washington, Anthony Hopkins, Gary Oldman and Tom Hanks are better examples for me.",
"https://m.imgur.com/gallery/wk2Vcw7",
"Say what you want, but he knows damn well how to make really great action sequences. No one else comes close. That’s why when you think of explosions, you immediately think of him",
"he's still taking a risk on the movie not being a flop",
"John Wick is immortal and probably when this kid turns 20 and Keanu would still look the same.",
"There's cliffs on both sides...",
"That's the fun part of being a film critic, you don't have to be a director.",
"Man, Keanu used to be kind of a joke, but he's definitely pulling a Harrison Ford on us with the aging and coolness.",
"Anyone notice the placement of his right hand.....he got us.",
"Dude is awesome...wish we had more like him.",
"I prefer the regular salt and vinegar chips over the kettle chips because they absorb that salt and vinegar flavor better than the kettle. Both still delicious, but there’s something satisfying about that light airy crunch of the regular potato chips.",
"Whoever did Quantum of Solace",
"Ah fuck\n\n\n!redditsilver",
"He’s 53 lol. ",
"Great advertising for Kettle chips",
"Most decent action films like this are pretty cheap. This was made for forty million. [Raid 2](https://youtu.be/SHt6sYe9w9M) was made with 4.5 Million and that's the godfather of Kung Fu films.",
"and less dead",
"Mom: Take a picture with Mr...\n\nKeanu: Please. Call me Keanu. \n\nMom: *laughs nervously* Ok smile! *takes photo leaving enough room to keep the crop from looking awkward when Keanu becomes her screensaver*\n\nKid: Who was that guy Mommy?\n\nMom: Keanu...",
"Or lack of resources dedicated to action/fight choreography,but yeah, also probably bad direction. ",
"I feel like I saw him running with a dog in Silver Lake the other day",
"This man is a legend",
"I love that guy ",
"Mr. Anderson, please shave and get a new haircut. ",
"I'd watch this movie",
"What a shitty uppity little hipster place with their chips rack. \n\nFuck outta here",
"loving the long hair, how handsome!! jeeez",
"The kettle chips we want..ahora.",
"He just totally devoid of the balding gene. ",
"Why would he be ? 1)he's Canadian 2) half Lebanese ",
"I really don’t like pepperoncini but that sounds pretty good, I’ve gotta try that.",
"What do you think he was buying? I bet sandwiches or sandwich stuff and beer. ",
"All I hear is Aziz Ansari and Retta singing “Best Keanu of the year!”",
"Damnit.. his hand....",
"You give the guy too much credit. \n\nI'm closing in on 47, max repped 19 pullups and 80 pushups on saturday, and completed my first half marathon on sunday. Yes. 13 miles when many were chugging 13 beers. \n\nOk granted, there are a LOT of unhealthy looking 50 year olds that don't care about themselves. Both of my brothers - taller and younger - sport beer guts and could probably lift more cans than I.",
"Yeah he is an actor so he's probably pretty good at getting her to chill and think he's not about to get her arrested ",
"You're not criticizing a film. You're criticizing directors.",
"I don't think that's even a theory. That's just the way cults work. ",
"Hate to break it to you but he has \nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F50kRViqITs",
"The subtle off-white coloring...",
"He got us all. Ha. ",
"About 80% of all motorcycle accidents involve intoxication or excessive speeding. And most accidents happen at less than 10 mph. \n\nMotorcycles are actually quite safe if you exclude the fact that the chance of fatility is exponentially higher in a crash.\n\nRegardless, I love bikes and will never stop riding. The joy it brings outweighs the dangers.",
"This is a movie where a bad guy from the future builds a robotic version of the heroes to murder them and take over their lives. And it works. His plan actually succeeds. The main characters die, the robots take over their lives, and that's just the setup for the plot of the movie.\n\nA bogus journey indeed.",
"Essh, that money on the SFX in the Matrix sequels was not well spent then. SFX from the Matrix still looks pretty good, a lot of the SFX doesn’t. Though that might be because the Wachowskis spent too much time watching DBZ trying to directly emulate that when CGI technology wasn’t up the the task of properly fully rendering people yet. ",
"sea salt and vinegar*",
"Woooahhh",
"You don’t simply ride a KRGT1, it burns a trail of fire all the way to the corner bodega. ",
"Because maybe her parents are big fans and it would be special for them to have a pic of him with their kid? Why does Obama take pics with infant kids?",
"Only Keanu could look cool hunched over in front of a rack of flavored potato chips. ",
"Its in my eyes and its burning but do I care? ",
"The scene for anyone wondering \nhttps://i.imgur.com/7qeSn16.gifv",
"Honestly, the movie could be shown as a great lesson for your pastor. It shows how negative and destructive the Devil's influence on Keanu's character's life is. While seeking greed and pride, his wife descends into madness and kills herself. He loses everything he loved, in exchange for the promises the Devil makes to him about getting the things he covets. \n\nThe pastor could have totally shown the movie in that light. \"He made a bargain with the Devil, and lost everything with any meaning to him as the price he paid in the end.\"",
"I’ve always wanted Matthew McConaughey and Kate Hudson get to get her since they’ve done two movies together. ",
"And in only 20 minutes, wow. That's a new record.",
"By every account, that's his primary way of getting around. ",
"The Devils Advocate also!",
"What the fuck",
"God he was awful in much ado about nothing.",
"Keanew",
"*air guitar solo*",
"This is a perfect palate cleanser after reading r/news and seeing my president literally saying \"mine is bigger\" in reference to nuclear weaponry. ",
"Chips on point 👌",
"Sounds like you'll do just fine in the biz then.",
"Hope he's riding a vespa ",
"Tom probably likes Lays potato chips. Nothing wrong with that.",
"That neck chop is a real strike. You can tell most of his training was Judo/Ju-jitsu by a lot of his movements and attacks. \n\n",
"Anyone know where/what city this pic was taken? Asking for a friend.",
"Copy pasta ",
"Life, pretty much ",
"Is it me who thinks keanu reeves isn't playing john wick,John wick is real but he's called keanu reeves.",
"Looks like BOB came down from above the convenience store",
"Tom Cruise looks like a middle aged lesbian now, Keanu is more fuckable than he was in the 90s",
"For those curious\n\nhttps://youtu.be/gCKhktcbfQM\n\nAnd the extended version\n\nhttps://youtu.be/eTNLYNkjU9g",
"This makes me want to watch John Wick again.",
"Impressive selection of kettle chips!",
"Is this the first pic of the new Leon the Professional?",
"Prove it!",
"Yeah he's the man alright. I've seen all of his movies! But he has no oscar :(",
"Need to know which chips he bought. ",
"Wanna see a magic trick?",
"Was going through the wiki page. KEANU WAS GOING TO PLAY IN COWBOY BEBOP. CURRENT STATUS UNKNOWN. ARE YOU EVEN KIDDIMG ME RIGHT NOW.\n\nEdit: I am all positive about this. I will kill to watch that movie even if he takes another couple of years.\nEdit: a word. Definitely not playing the ship.",
"Yeah he’s had some pretty tragic things happen in his life. \n\nJust gives me more respect for the guy when that kinda shit happens and he’s still such a nice guy and patient with fans. \n\nHeart o’ gold, that Keanu. ",
"I don't know but I love it. And I thought it was just a Keanu Reeves copypasta, because I could swear that the last time I saw it, it was also about Keanu Reeves.",
"Dude, she’s a child!",
"Visiting a local dairy while on a break from filming John Wick 3",
"He's a had a preeeettttty stressful life though. Lots of stuff that would break other people. ",
"Friendly neighborhood Baba Yaga!",
"He just seems so chill. I'd love to have nachos and beer with him while we shit talk about the world",
"\"i just wanted to buy some kettle chips\" -Keanu Reeves ",
"Smart and experienced riders like him last very long",
"Shit. He even slid in the hand gesture. What a hero! ",
"He has learned to do this on purpose in order to sustain his immortality. He has found he can elicit these strong emotions from people and feed off of them even from a great distance. As long as he keeps making you feel all warm and fuzzy, he will not age. The good news is that everyone is completely ok with this situation. ",
"Woah ",
"How cool! He seems like a genuine dude too one of the celebs I would like to meet. Nice work, upvote for you.",
"I feel like everybody forgets his role in The Devil's Advocate.\n\nAll these comments about how he doesn't age, is a badass, and had some truly tragic things happening in his life, and nobody brings up Lucifer.\n\nGod is truly dead.",
"He’s so gorgeous ",
"He's a year older but somehow looks a year younger ",
"The Indy move with the big guy was the cherry on top!",
"I'm criticizing the films that they produce. That's kinda how it works in the film industry. It's the same way people are critical of bad coaching when a team of decent players can't win a game.",
"Wait, which one is Keanu?",
"It looks like he is doing the circle thing on his leg. ",
"My first thought immediately 👌🏽",
"I like Keanu but I do not like any guy who wears a scarf when its not cold.",
"His right hand *almost* creates the hand thing",
"That’s that John Wick hair. ",
"## FOOKEN' PRAWNS!",
"He and his girlfriendhad a stillborn baby and then she died in a car crash a couple of years later. and his sister has been battling cancer for long time. ",
"huh, just read the rest of the chain, the more you know, I kinda wish the version with unrequired charity was true though, life would be much nicer if it existed wholly in my head.",
"Keanu",
"Only if it is officiated by Morgan Freeman.\n\n\"Do you.... take this man... \"",
"Wow I didn’t know they were making a sequel to Logan!",
"Scientologist",
"Keanu is my superhero",
"Her face clearly says, \"I have absolutely no idea who this guy is and why you care.\" Glad he's still being excellent to people. ",
"Can’t wait for Wick 3!!!",
"I'm really in the mood for kettle chips now.. I don't know why.. 🤔",
"Keanu looking good in the new Logan reboot.",
"being hotter than Joan Rivers is the lowest bar imaginable\n",
"Yea turns out he got us all. ",
"Wow, he looks great!!",
"God he looks amazing",
"He still looks young enough to make it work\n",
"Ooh, I haven't thought about A Scanner Darkly in a while. ",
"Take your upvote.",
"I'm a simple man. I see Keanu Reeves, I upvote.",
"Michael Bay is far from the worst offender. The Jason Bourne movies were practically ruined by shitty direction. ",
"You've got the backstory, now you just have to do the rest:\n\nStep 1: be cool\nStep 2: don't be uncool",
"Posing next to the best chips in the world!~",
"Bless your heart for thinking it's new. I split high school between two countries on two continents in the 1998-2002 timeframe and we did it in both. ",
"The circle game transcends time and space. No matter where you go or how far. The circle remains.",
"He is... The One.",
"was big in 2000 20001",
">He's perfect in every way\n\nShiny and chrome. ",
"Scene from the new LEON remake (I hope, kind of). ",
" #KEANU2020",
"> for dinner\n\nIs everything ok?",
"“Sir I’m an 8 year old girl. I can’t buy you alcohol.”",
"yeah right, all of us are enjoying the steak dinner.",
"His hairline isn't where it used to be (at least in this picture with the girl) but he looks great for 50.",
"Damn, that's a pretty bike.",
"[Fixed the photo](https://imgur.com/a/2IMuj)",
"He had several romantic dramedies.",
"He hasn't aged at all!",
"http://i.imgur.com/6eLtTXX.gif",
"Is Keanu a cool person actually or is he like Alec Baldwin were you think he is nice and turns out to be a jerk irl?",
"A Scanner Darkly...",
"He also has a motorcycle company. The KRGT is one of the models. He used to go on what he called 'Devil Rides' where he would race along without gear and without the headlight on, just to see what happened. ",
"I remember taking a photo of the \"circle\" with an old polaroid and carrying it with me always. I was a circle weapon in my prime..",
"_clink._",
"\"I know Kung-Fu\"",
"Had some earlier today, damn good.",
"I just want to wrap my arms around him and give him the longest hug.",
"Kettle chips are make in Salem Oregon!!",
"There’s been a severe uptick in circle game memes recently and I can’t tell if it’s on account of the growing trend or it caused the growing trend",
"That looks like a heavy canvas or cordura riding jacket, I have riding pants made of the same material. It also looks like it has pads in it, at least on the shoulders. He's got a helmet.\n\nExactly what safety equipment that would have been visible here would be required for you to not consider him a squid?",
"> “Forgiveness is a strange thing. It can sometimes be easier to forgive our enemies than our friends. It can be hardest of all to forgive people we love. Like all of life's important coping skills, the ability to forgive and the capacity to let go of resentments most likely take root very early in our lives.” ^(-Mister Rogers) -Keanu Reeves",
"Would you look at the impressive variety of kettle chips.",
"Always liked that guy. He's a good egg.",
"I loves me some Keanu, but got-dang he was terrible in that movie. ",
"Holy fucking shit. Thanks for the link, that was goddamned insane. The John Wick 2 scenes that follow it make a whole lot more sense now. I thought it was just good choreography... ",
"I genuinely wish I could pick Keanu's brain for one day. He's had such an interesting career trajectory.\n\nHell, I'd even like to know what he does to stay in shape -- diet and exercise both -- because obviously he's doing something right in life!",
"That's a chip flavour? \n\n*drops phone and runs to shop*",
"Now I really want to see bad action movie scenes stabilized o.o ",
"Writing all cult members off as morons is a surefire way to not know what to look out for if you're ever approached yourself.",
"Can we get Keanu to be President?\n\nRun him as an Independent.",
"Jesus fuck, he’s like 10 years older than me and I can barely roll my ass outta bed. ",
"Such a fucking ninja. In so many ways. Spiritual gangster. ",
"> The Replacements\n\nI absolutely fucking love this movie. It's highly underrated. ",
"Keanu Reeves GT-1, if it wasn’t obvious. ",
"Talk about painting everyone with a broad stroke. There's definitely an asshole in this thread, and it's not Tom Cruise.",
"Jalapeño kettle chips are the shit... who’s that guy?",
"Yeah everything's great! Thanks to Kettle™ chips!",
"agreed. but hey keanu is still a great guy!",
"Sew what",
"Suddenly in the mood for Kettle Brand® potato chips. Natural chips made with real ingredients by real people! ",
"Maybe not the worst but certainly one of the most prolific. Add to that the fact that many of the action scenes in a certain line of robot movies are almost entirely CG and he shouldn't have to compensate for anything from the talent...",
"The liquor store near me hands out lollipops to children who come in with their parents. My kids LOVE going to our local booze dealer. ",
"Try the Himalayan salt. You won’t regret it. ",
"So many kettle chip flavours ",
"I was answering the reply... they said “rape me” and instead of turning it into something that is negative I asked “Kurt?” Kurt Cobain was the lead singer of Nirvana. The band Nirvana made a song called “rape me” and I was just making a funny. I guess only old people would catch the reference. ",
"Yea, I won't really argue that too much. There are lots of great actors in that mold and when I wrote my post I was struggling to think of names. ",
"Hmm, I'll definitely have to check them out!! I had no idea...still good action movies, but do you think they would have been a lot better if they were more true to the source?",
"He’s actually a really cool and chill person irl, that’s why he’s one of my favorite human beings",
"There’s no one under 18 in your state? Or you don’t want anyone under 18 in your state?",
"Yes, really **fucking** lucky.",
"Who would have thought that fucker is Asian.",
"His mom looks pretty young in this picture!",
"thats some jackie shan cinematography right there",
">Pencipocalypse ",
"Product placement in fan photos now!? Very elaborate marketing there.",
"Logan (2017) colorized ",
"You're potentially not wrong!\n\nyou seem pretty neat yourself!",
"The chosen one ",
"He is a top bloke that keanu Reeves ",
"How can you be stillborn if you were born 8 months ago?",
"Bill or Ted?",
"Scientology. Other than that, which is a glaring thing, he seems like a solid dude. \n\nProbably has some secrets though. But that’s just stupid speculations ",
"It's all a marketing campaign for the next Highlander movie.",
"He's the most lovable tortured soul ive ever seen",
"What’s the difference between Country Style BBQ and Backyard BBQ?",
"Be careful. He stays young by absorbing the essence of children!",
"If only he was in a canoe...",
"that or they know where all the bodies are buried.",
"I love him. I just wanna pinch his cheeks ",
"Ugh, another \"hidden\" advertisement reaching the front page on reddit... Wake up sheeple!\n\n(But seriously, I'm craving those salt & pepper chips now. Damn you for pointing then out!) ",
"That’s so cute. Look at his little beard!",
"Dad recently abandoned me in a way. Im just 29, though it happened last year. So, uh, don't lose hope i guess. \n\nI don't think it made me cool. But i think its made me cooler than him. ",
"Im not a fan of remaking classic novies but he would be great as Leon the Professional. ",
"Just my opinion about those guys, I can understand why some people like them they just don't do it for me.",
"> ***FIFTY***\n\nI pictured that like it was in the movie\n",
"Evenin' Jimmy. ",
"Pastrami is darn good, but I like Factors on Pico better. ",
"Is here there for the chips or the alcohol?",
"Do you speak from personal experience?",
"Don't forget, he doesn't just jump the fence after that many cuts, he [*lands on his fucking face!*](https://youtu.be/gCKhktcbfQM)",
"My question is wether he is there for the kettle chips, the liquor, or both.",
"You seem cool. You didn't need him. So you are cool aa fuck. ",
"keanew",
"That's because he's John Wick.\n\n",
"In 1991 during the filming for 'Point Break' Keanu Reeves (whose role involved playing rookie FBI agent 'Johnny Utah') was surfing with co-stars when a small child was dragged under the waves and began to struggle to stay above surface. As his co-stars rushed to help, Reeves held out an arm in front of them, stopping them and was reported saying by Lori Petty (who played the character Tyler Endicott in the film) \"The waves have claimed her, let her fight for her own life\". The crew, dumbfounded, proceeded to watch her struggle until her body disappeared beneath the waves, lifeless. He was later spotted outside the child's house, making drowning gestures and thanking the family for their child's sacrifice to the great ocean.\n\n",
"You're just jealous. ",
"Ah man, I never run into anyone cool when I'm buying chips and booze...",
"River's Edge, too.",
"In fairness it must suck to feel like a photo prop",
"He is truly my hero. ",
"He's kinda hot",
"In the potato aisle (vodka and chips)",
"well riding without a helmet is just stupid and illigal where i am at. \n\nAs for his special safety gear perhaps, but it looks so casual. Also i have never seen gear like that here. ",
"r/iamverypicky",
"But who's the old guy next to him? Amirite?",
"Saw him at the red bull race in Austin a couple of years ago he's an awesome dude",
"Is he doing that hand thing? Meme hard in 2018\n",
"Look at his left leg...\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nGot'em",
"That's a trippy film. I latched onto it at some point a while ago, and have been meaning to re-watch it properly for ages.",
"Cripes. I LOVE Denzel Washington ",
"He has some pretty gnarly scars from his previous motorcycle accidents. And no spleen. ",
"I have a bad feeling. An accident while on his bike in 2018. ",
"The dog. Anyone with a heart becomes John Wick if for their dog.",
"you can tell that the matrix has edited his age again by the glich leaving him with two widows peaks",
"I wouldn't be surprised if he had a decent gun collection in the house either.",
"Don't look at his right hand. I warned you.",
"Hey, I'm not that old. \n\nYeah, the song rang in my head as soon as I read the words.",
"Don’t forget A Dangerous Liason, with Glenn Close and John Malcovich.",
"That homeless boy looks pretty excited to be next to Neo ",
"god damn kettle chips are delicious ",
"kettle chips and liquor, good combo",
"its hilarious to me that there are contracts floating around with a section that says \"during filming Mr. Reeves may not ride motorcycles\"",
"Can’t read all but for the inevitable Haters. Movie=Point Break. Love you Bro. ",
"He’s actually had quite a bit of tragedy and turmoil in his life.",
"None of those movies are that good. John Wick was... ok... But he's been in some really terrible movies... Have you seen Knock Knock? Whenever I see his name on a film, I'm not sure what to think.",
"Who the fuck can do that??",
"14 cuts and he doesn't even stick the landing...",
"Honey Dijon is where it's at.",
"Gay. \n\n/s",
"He also builds custom motorcycles with his buddy. ",
"Look at his right hand \n",
"Well his username is appropriate, at least.",
"Clearly salt and vinegar rules supreme ",
"Keanu would've made a great father imo",
"dis aint imgur",
"Always wondered what he had in those backpacks ",
"You wouldn’t last long against Bourne then.",
"Wow I just read about Passengers! Blown away by that AND that he was skipped for the role. ",
"What the fuck",
"You're too young to be on Reddit.",
"What a beautiful man. Cute kid too. ",
"I’m really sad I instantly knew exactly where this was taken. ",
"man that'd be awesome",
"have never seen a full wall of kettle chips like this. iv never screamed shilling but uhh what is this? i live in an area with solid kettle fandom-- there has never been a wall of it anywhere iv been. ",
"Oh boy, not another pun thread",
"Tom Cruise is 55 and does most of his own stunts.",
"wow in that case I feel great for going to high school and getting out in a time inbetween times where punching random people was acceptable",
"I thought this might be made up so I looked it up and it’s actually true http://m.tmz.com/#2014/09/19/keanu-reeves-home-intruder-stalker-obsessed-fan-arrest/",
"Awesome guy",
"The difference is, Keanu Reeve is likeable as a person irl.",
"you bastard",
"I like Keanu in a way that if I met him, I think he's a nice guy, irrespective of his fame.",
"You guys have Miss Vickie's chips in the states? They're the best kettle cooked chips.",
"I'm a simple man. I see a Keanu pic, I upvote.",
"https://www.cycleworld.com/sites/cycleworld.com/files/styles/1000_1x_/public/import/embedded/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Arch-Motorcycle-KRGT-1-Keanu-Reeves-2-590x393.jpg?itok=DqE1oscS",
"Anybody seen \"Knock, Knock\"? (don't waste your time) Why can't this guy pick or get a good script? I think he's a great actor. Tarantino should use him.",
"Yessssssss! Keanu is the best!",
"Love A Scanner Darkly.",
"Can someone photoshop his right iindex and thumb together to make the circle so I can punk my friends lmao. It's almost so perfect. ",
"Is it weird his dad looks like Morpheus?",
"How all celebs should behave. Great guy!",
"You'd call that a blockbuster? ",
"Take your JoCo upgoat. ",
"Dem genes",
"> Until a man is twenty-five, he still thinks, every so often, that under the right circumstances he could be the baddest motherfucker in the world. If I moved to a martial-arts monastery in China and studied real hard for ten years. If my family was wiped out by Colombian drug dealers and I swore myself to revenge. If I got a fatal disease, had one year to live, and devoted it to wiping out street crime. If I just dropped out and devoted my life to being bad.\n\n> Hiro used to feel this way, too, but then he ran into Raven. In a way, this was liberating. He no longer has to worry about being the baddest motherfucker in the world. The position is taken. \n\n-- Neal Stephenson, *Snow Crash* ",
"I spanked him once ",
"Internet points for whoever can tell me the top two flavors of kettle chips in the top left of the picture",
"*takes picture with a little girl in a liquor store* \n\nyeah sounds about right",
"Hopefully he's returned to save the internet. We're off to a shitty start for 2018~",
"I'm always surprised to see Toby Keith pop up on here.",
"Someone needs to edit a close up of his right hand!",
"He’s lucky she wasn’t dangerous, at least not that time.",
">Dyslexia\n\n>nominated for 21 awards\n\n>won 12\n\nIdk why I found this funny but I did",
"Found left-handed Morty",
"Michael Bay is the opposite of s bad director. He knows exactly what he's doing. \n\n\nPart of that technique is also a huge money saver, as well as some of the other things like others have said. \n\n\nI'd say in Bay's case, since he has had fantastic actors in almost all of his films, he couldn't give a rat fuck if they perform well. He knows what he's making and he isn't making Oscar Bait dramas. ",
"T.-1934",
"Can we take a moment to appreciate how good kettle chips are with that crunchy bite? ",
"Surely you must hear about how he [gave away millions on the Matrix movies to the crew](http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/story?id=102572&page=1) because he wanted them to earn more for their work.",
"Look at his right hand, is that what I think it is? ",
"A fookin' pencil! ",
"All of those movies were good. Point Break is a classic, the first Speed was solid, the first Matrix was really good, and Wick was great. ",
"good pic!",
"Station!",
"Hollywood.",
"Blessed",
"It is creepy how much Keanu looks like my dad.",
"Now I want some Kettle chips.",
"They need to make a movie and make this the trailer poster!! ",
"I didn’t know that flavor existed. I’ll have to see if I can find them.",
"I like 50yo guys, one more reason to love Mr Reeves.",
"Why did I have to scroll so far down to find this ",
"Reminds me of when John Lennon did that with a fan. The fan thought John was talking to him or about him in all his songs. So John talked with him outside his house for a little bit (about how he couldn't have been talking about him since he didn't know him) and then invited him in for dinner with him, Yoko, and his recording team.",
"Maybe he’s a power bottom? ",
"Amazing, but then my state governs all liquor stores.",
"> Kettle... chips are really good.\n\nAgreed. Utah, give me two!\n\n",
"I mean, maybe not his ex wives...",
"Brawl in Cell Block 99 is like that\n\nCamera either follows the protagonist or stays in one place as he beats up people. \n\nIt's awesome ",
"Hell, I'm just trying to figure out where this might have taken at.",
"He's The One, you know ",
"It’s even worse than I thought. How did no one stop that from being the final cut?",
"I suddenly wnt kettle chips",
"my hero",
"wtf? source please",
"Seriously he's such a trooper. I was on a walking tour in Hollywood and he was at some cafe thing. Had a hat and sunnies on, obviously trying to not really be noticed, but this Spanish guy in our group sees him and so decides to run to him to get a photo. I was cringing hard cause it kinda seemed like he had a hangover or something and just wanted to be left alone. I could see Keanu was like \"fuck sake\" but he took the photo nevertheless. \n\nHe could have refused. I've had Rory McCann turn me down for a photo before. Keanu just doesn't say no though. ",
"Was just going to say I haven't seen this series of movies (I know, I know I just have a problem with movies where the dog dies) but I appreciate the conservative editing. ",
"Most of us live in the US, and pay taxes to the US Government, and we are judged for it when outside of our borders. While Tom wasn't born into Scientology, he's in so deep now that he might as well accept it, and try not to be a dick when around others.\n\nI'd have a beer with him. Tom, Keanu, and I could have a few beers talking about nothing but bikes and guns.",
"that fucker! \n\nhe got me! \n\nEven below the waist! ",
"I never stopped playing this game since like 7th grade. I'm 25 now. Why is this a meme all of a sudden?",
"That extended cut cracked me up.",
"it was big in my grade school back in the 70's",
"Couldn't find the reddit version on mobile. ",
"I mean his most recent ex wife basically had to reenact Sleeping with the Enemy to get away from him, so there's some iffy stuff at least.",
"He’s getting to the adult cool zone",
"Looks ready for John Wick 3 ",
"☑ 2018",
"Damn. Props to him for taking the risk and putting in the training time. ",
"Dam.... am I the first to see what he's doin there with that hand? ",
"Is he playing Xpac in a movie about DX?",
"He is a beautiful man and he really is aging amazingly well.",
"The Replacements is one of my favorites, I still roll around d laughing when they are puking on the field. \"Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory last forever\" quotes from IMDB",
"Not gonna lie. I see everything this wonderful fella does. \n\nSomeone tell me this is John Wick on the lam.",
"I noticed after you said something...",
"Just in, John Wick 3 to be titled \"JOHN\".",
"Love !!!!!! 😍",
"Apparently he smokes too. ",
"I’ll have to try them never heard of them or the brand is it regional one? Also I think jersey mikes subs has the best jalapeño chip. ",
"Check out *The Man From Nowhere.* Make sure it's the Korean version, not the Bollywood one. Some of the most badass fight choreography ever.",
"Strange things are afoot at the circle K",
"Such a caring soul.",
"[Then there's this incredible showcase of skill.](https://youtu.be/9MrnAJsxL8c)",
"How many imaginary dollaroos would I need for one?",
"He would just want you to remember not to judge people too prematurely in the future. ",
"is there some previous incident of him riding without a helmet? i'll agree that's pretty dumb to do, but it's still out of context...\n\nthat style of gear is meant to be \"low key\" and not make you look like a motorcycle rider at all.\n\nThis is probably a good example of similar styles:\nhttps://www.revzilla.com/cafe-motorcycle-jackets",
"Looks like he found a protégé",
"May have been premature birth at 8 months",
"What? I remember tons of shaky cam complaints for the Bourne movies, especially the two sequels. I think the first one didn't have that problem, and was loved for its brutal fight scenes.",
"#STATION!",
"It’s from 4chan. It’s not real, lol.",
"RIP G Baby",
"It's like, he knew how to create discord. \"Release her, and unto men shall she weep tears of acid, mercury, and wrath\"",
"Baller amanda",
"...... It's really a coin toss some times ",
"It’s from 4chan. It’s not real, lol.",
"Everyone looking at this just lost the circle game",
"They got fucking Tropical Kettle Chips!? Where the fuck have I been. ",
"What a gentleman!",
"Yeah, he pretty much is, and now I want to watch The Matrix.",
"After I posted I see someone beat me to it about 3 hours ago..... Touché",
"that’s so cool. he’s so much cooler in my mind now ",
"A scanner darkly, point break and my own private Idaho are his finest work. ",
"Why do you say that? There's not much in common from what I remember besides having a v twin motor. ",
"Prime Al Pacino?",
"Guess that managed to slip past me. Thanks.",
"He is ***so*** close to giving us a \"finger hole\" meme. It's *right there*!",
"Why does this look like the next hit apocalypse movie with a father figure and a battle hardened little girl",
"That’s just the weed",
"The most dangerous time on a bike is the first 6 months. With the access he has to good trainers and track time, he'll be fine. Plus the man's got karma for days.\n\nSource: am instructor rider who is currently still alive after 12 years of daily riding.",
"He's the one celebrity I would really like to sit down and have a real conversation with. ",
"This is one of the many reasons older Jackie Chan movies are so great. Also some of Tony Jaa's movies.",
"Parenthood. He's fucking great in that movie",
"There's liquor in many gas stations in AZ.",
"It's weird but I can pretty much picture all of this",
"She probably doesn’t know who he is.",
"👌",
"Atomic Blonde had some solid action scenes ",
"Honey Dijon for life.",
"Yeah, money laundering and general misinformation is about just as bad as decapitation and lynching.",
"Fuck he's a legend of a hymn being. All of our NYE resolutions should be to be more like Keanu. Hell that should be a subreddit. I'd call it WWKD.",
"I'm pretty sure this could be labeled, \"Gandalf, the Early Years...\"\n\n\n__",
"You’re at like a 7 right now aren’t you! Also you didn’t answer my question. ",
"I think he's just scared of whatever secrets they have on him getting out. ",
"I’m so 6 degrees from Keanu. I know a guy who from the stunt company that helped train him for John Wick and who was an extra in the movie. He’s practically my best friend. Keanu, I mean. \n\nEdit: for clarification",
"Sponsored by Kettle ",
"Yeah I used to get a pastrami/corned beef combo at Greenblatt’s once a week when I lived next door. Have heard Langer’s pastrami is also good and been wanting to check it out, I’ll give Factors a try too!",
"The most annoying thing with that scene is when the second car comes ramming in. Suddenly all the guys on the ground are gone.",
"I really hope he doesn’t have to protect/save a kid in John Wick 3. Now if he uses the kids crayon to blind someone.... I’m all for it!",
"The Replacements, too. Such a fucking good movie. ",
"my favorite actor",
"It’s your cake day! Happy cake day!",
"What was he riding? ",
"Thanks! :) ",
"Why worry about the fate of immortals?",
"Wtf?! That kid’s like 10 years old!",
"\"Okay, someone looking at someone while they talk is not an indication of anything at all, this is *watches second video* OHMYGOD THEY ARE SO IN LOVE!\" ",
"[obligatory every frame a painting video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1PCtIaM_GQ)",
"that's the white power sign trump and his deplorables always make to signal their neo nazi supporters",
"I’m from Texas man real bbq>fake bbq flavor",
"How dare you ",
"Anyone else notice that as Keanu ages, he becomes more like the characters in a Hollywood action movie? \n \nHe's trained in martial arts and the use of multiple firearms. He has a tragic back story. He seems to live a quiet life under the radar. He's basically a superhero in the making.",
"I hope you're not wearing sweatpants in public.",
"I like to think that's a picture of him time traveling to himself when he was a boy. Isn't that a meme? Aren't there ye olde timey pictures of time travelling Keanu?",
"This makes me think of Jon Wick with the Professional story line to end the trilogy ",
"Looking at this pic, I think it would be interesting to see John Wick in a Leon the Professional/Logan situation.",
"Don't forget the hilarious uncredited performance as Dog Boy in Alex Winter's movie Freaked! That is some surreal funny stuff!",
"90's Al Pacino was the best Al Pacino.\n\nGlengarry Glenn Ross, Scent of a Woman, Carlito's Way, Devil's Advocate, Heat, Donnie Brasco, and Any Given Sunday. ",
"This kid delivering the real facts",
"god damn it ",
"Maybe he meant the pregnancy ended in miscarriage at 8 months",
"I don't know...George Harrison did [pretty damn well](https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2000/nov/15/stevenmorris). ",
"If you have to ask, you can’t afford ‘em. ",
"r/gatekeeping",
"How is his hair and beard so dark in color? I'm 10 years younger and have grey hair everywhere. ",
"👌 goteem ",
"Don't forget designing motorcycles!\n\n *Brraaaap!*",
"I upvote Keanu as a reflex. ",
" A friend and I were discussing this on new year's. He (friend) filmed a movie \"Siberia\" with Keanu in Winnipeg recently (April-ish of 2017) and said he is one of the most polite and courteous individuals he has ever met. No Ego, friendly to all, always says please and thank you, etc. etc. ",
"Yeah, it was a thing when I was in high school in the 80's.",
"Keanu Reeves got us all 👌",
"Had to scroll waaaay down to see someone else catch it. Maybe it was just us he circle gamed bro. Everyone else are just pros at the game. ",
"New Batman.",
"Nortons are nice ass bikes!",
"As a respectable man, must say the Keanu has the best hair I’ve ever seen. Truly envious. Lol.",
"That hair incurs wick chapter 3. Kid's got some nerve.",
"Very impressed by the selection of kettle chip flavours",
"I didn't touch the fooken creature! ",
"It's the lack of facial expressions. Never forms wrinkles.",
"r/joking",
"It's great knowing that we will never have to hear about him sexually assaulting anyone. I know you never really know anyone but he seems like a good dude. ",
"He must be a great guy, I've seen many photos of him with his fans. I don't know how famous actors handle the attention. Personally, I like going down the street when I can and nobody knowing who the hell I am nor pay attention to me. ",
"Oh my *fucking* god. \n\nBurn in a god damn fire you bastard.",
"Devil's advocate is alright and all, but that's no prime Pacino.",
"Yea but Tom Cruise is a scientologist...so.......he crazy. ",
"I'd go straight for him. Hell I'd do anything for him. ",
"https://media.giphy.com/media/exOmUzVHap2w0/giphy_s.gifv",
"I hate living in Canada. Chances are I will never get a chance to see any stars at all. Meanwhile one of my goals is to get a picture of me giving a high five to a star. ",
"*Francis Ford Coppola's Bram Stoker's Dracula",
"This is from the set of his \"Leon: The Professional\" Reboot.\n\n  \n  \n  \n^^^^JK, ^^^^made ^^^^you ^^^^Google ^^^^it.",
"Great dude ;-) ",
"I think so, I mean the man is an actual badass on the gun range and designs his own awesome motorcycles... I bet his personal motorcycles have buttons for oil slicks, metal spikes, machine guns, etc. Oh and hidden compartments for guns and blades",
"I love those kind of chips ",
"When I was younger, maybe junior high, I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my sister got her hair done. SO when there i am, sitting in the waiting area of a hair salon with my niece, and who walks in, but Keanu Reeves.\n\n\nI was nervous as fuck, and just kept looking at him, as he read a magazine and waited, but didn't know what to say. Pretty soon though my niece started crying, and I'm trying to quiet her down because I didn't want her to bother Keanu, but she wouldn't stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asking what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So, Keanu put down his magazine, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of a hair salon. Chill guy, really nice about it.",
"i hope they fucked at least. Just at least once.",
"Ngl those jalapeño chips are fire asf",
"Dipping those in some hummus is a wonderful secret you won't wanna keep.",
"Is he a fking vampire or something?? He hasn’t aged a day! ",
"It's also impossible to understand the problems between them. More the wealthy than celebrities, but how could I know what it's like having to decide to lay off a thousand plus workers, but on the flipside how's that businessman supposed to understand what it's like when your job is your means of keeping a roof over your head.\n\nThere's way too much of a disconnect between the top and bottom of society, imo, and I'm not just saying that because it's easy upvotes.",
"Just watched Knock Knock. C'mon Keanu, you're better than that",
"Workin' again?",
"\"Won't you be my target.\"",
"I feel Lawrence was just fucking with you. But then again, I don't want to believe Morpheus is an A-hole. ",
"Nope this is it",
"He’s the last bastion of Hollywood morality(hopefully). He seems like a good person. ",
"i'll give ya that. I wouldn't be worried about him trying to recruit me to his beliefs while sharing a bottle of whiskey.",
"Oh shit! John Wick 3, John has a secret daughter that’s just as bad ass. ",
"I like what Jackie Chan said, Shaky cam is autotune for fight scenes.",
"That thumb and pointer finger are so close to having me take a punch to the arm.",
"He doesn't deserve shit ",
"Anyone know what bike he rides? ",
"Keanu has always been my mom’s ultimate bias. That’s what I know him as.",
"If someone had told me this outside of the context of this thread, I feel ashamed but I might have believed them...",
"Who went or out to buy some kettle brand chips after seeing this??",
"Not quite circle needs to be complete",
"Because you know him personally ",
"Wow... something so amazing about him standing in front of my favorite chips brand.. Love Kettle chips..! Maybe it was somewhere near my hometown??",
"Thanks",
"All the free ad for kettle. Damn good chips ",
"Wanna see a magic trick?",
"The other great thing about these movies is that it looks like it *hurts*. He's breathing hard, he's grimacing, he looks like he's really digging down deep to block the pain and do what has to be done.\n\nA movie where the hero is working his ass off, taking the punishment, but seems humanly possible, is worth ten movies where the hero does ridiculous stunts that are obvious CGI and fucking impossible, while barely breathing hard.",
"How old does he turn this year, like 2678?",
"Love Keanu, great guy and great actor, but damn as a fan of Kettle Brand Chips I am seeing flavors on that shelf back there I have never witnessed before in my humble chip experience and my noggin is nuked right now",
"Country Style being the premium variety, of course. ",
"Get your welfare imgur upvotes the fuck outta here!",
"Well kidnapping, potentially murder, are somewhat close. Not on the scale of taking over cities in the ME and doing that, but pretty fucked up.",
">Pencilocalypse",
"Whoa ",
"I saw Keanu at a grocery store...",
"This makes him an awful villain though. Did you see him in Man of Tai Chi? Way too wholesome and likable!",
"Jackie Chan talks about the importance of a steady cam and long takes and why it’s a reason why he doesn’t like making movies in America. Studios force quick takes and shaky cam because it’s easier and takes less time, whereas Jackie Chan will take his time all day to get a fight scene right in HK. \n\nAt least that’s what I remember. ",
"It's been around since I was in elementary school which was like a decade and some change ",
"I met and got to chat with Keanu at MotoGP in Austin, TX (He's a huge motorcycle guy). Really, really genuinely nice dude for being such a huge star. ",
"First pic of 2018 and he hit all of us with that Ball Gazer... so subtle, so smooth, so Keanu.",
"Love Keanu with long hair!",
"Woah",
"Why does his face automatically make me feel happy?!",
"He literally owns or partially owns a bike company. He designs them himself(probably with alot of help)",
"For someone who's gone through as much as he has, it doesn't surprise me he has a great relationship with the person whom he probably leaned on the most.",
"Does the kid even know who he is?",
"Such a gnarly dude",
"Alright alright Allright alright",
"I agree and it's also used to hide the fact that it's the stunt double doing 100% of the stunts because the actor is obviously not athletic with poor physicality. eg shaky cam overload https://youtu.be/Jx8cawYcBXk?t=1m11s",
"Wow. I had no idea I was such a Kettle cooked chip pleb. ",
"If I met Keanu I would greet him in a friendly manner and thank him for his movies, then go about my business. He seems like a good dude.",
"WOAH.",
"Have you had the harvest onion?",
"Look above. Remerez did it already",
"Cute girl...sure would be a shame.",
"Atomic Blonde does it really well. That Apartment scene...",
"He can also do bullet time, literally created a name for such a phenomenon",
"shes kind of under dressed for a first date",
"You never had the makings of a varsity athlete. ",
"That apartment scene.",
"Piano Reeves",
"Himalayan salt=amazing ",
" Not sure if I should be impressed or warn Keanu about you! ",
"You looked.. now he gets to punch you",
"Keanu would make a pretty good Joel in a The Last of Us movie.",
"Keanu & Kettle Chips in one pic! My dream has come true! I’m jealous of that kid.",
"How can he stay looking so young?",
"The best chips kettle ever had they got rid of. It was tequila and lime jalapeno. Nothing else has ever come close. ",
"I love chips ",
"All i know is that all this love flying around in here is just a feel good time. This man is THE man.",
"Of course it's in some bodega next to the potato chips and booze. This man is humble as can be. ",
"Fairly positive Ted Theodore Logan is a real person traveling in time. I see no change in age.",
"Whoa",
"those chips are really fucking good. ",
"If they are at the top, why would they have to launder money? ",
"Be quiet, Matt Damon. ",
"Jelly!!!",
"Born also was like this iirc, right?",
"That was terribly hilarious.",
"Such a down to earth guy",
"I think if Leonardo Dicaprio and Keanu Reeves made a movie together Reddit will blow up.",
"I do?",
"[I prefer the jalappinno ones.](https://youtu.be/TvnXI-86b6Q?t=1m5s)",
"Keanu Weaves! ",
"Are those kettle chips? I love those! Man are those jalapeno!",
"No it isn't. And if you are saying that thing, you should stop...",
"Suuuuuuuuuure, when Keanu steals a little girl's motorcycle helmet it's cute and gets to the front page but when I do it I'm \"infantile\" and \"a super huge Jerk.\" Whatever.",
"He’s playing us all, look at his right hand! ",
"I could have a beer with them, I’m sure he’s a decent person. I’m fine being an American, I know we do some bad but overall we’re a huge good influence on the world. That’s why I would never attempt to revoke my citizenship or do something similar. Tom, on the other hand, could leave the group even easier than I could leave America. A group which is known for kidnapping, possibly murder. There is no too deep to leave, if a group you’re apart of does horrible things you say something about it and try to make a change, especially when you’re close to the top and a millionaire, or you leave it.",
"Or jumping on my couch.",
"I’m saving this post just because I don’t think I have ever seen so many kind comments about a single person on the internet. There’s not a single person being shitty. This might be my favorite post of all time. God bless you Keanu.",
"He's top cheerleader of the bean farm.\n\nFucking scientologist. Should be locked up",
"I’m convinced that this man doesn’t age",
"If we look carefully you’ll see his right hand has a message for us",
"dont forget halle berry catwoman basketball scene",
"Hitkid being trained by Keanu, they want you to know it because that kid is 99% as good as Keanu which is enough to lick your ass",
"What a beautiful fucking man ",
"Joker vs John Wick vs Jason Bourne\n\n:o",
"Keanu is like the older long lost brother of Adam Driver.",
"We did it in middle school 20 years ago. ",
"Thankfully he played one of the least involved villains in Shakespeare's plays with Don John, so no one could say that Keanu was stunt casting in Branagh's \"Much Ado\"...",
"Reeves lives in a world where Kettle Chips exists. Why does this make me happy?",
"The Devil’s Advocate was more horror/thriller. Definitely not a drama. It was a genre pic.",
"I really loved Little Buddha.",
"It's not that good. That being said, I've seen it like 15 times.",
"He's a more personally likable Tom Cruise. ",
"Not a drama. Horror.",
"I’m jealous of all the different flavours of Kettle you guys get. ",
"The KRGT-1 Is a sweet ass bike too, Arch motorcycles makes amazing bikes!",
"John is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will... something you know very little about. I once saw him kill three men in a bar... with a pencil, with a fucking pencil.",
"Holy shit I go there all the time. Time to step up how often I go to try to snag a Keanu encounter. ",
"I want to know the back story of this photo. Like is the little girl a fan? Lol",
" #ImgurLivesDon'tMatter",
"When he wasn't feeling that state, he went to his own private Idaho.",
"I bet your ass still is dirty seeing as your parents neglected you so much they forgot to teach you to wipe. Don't call random people \"dirty ass\"",
"As long as he stays over 50mph he’s ok. ",
"You might have dyslexia",
"Looks like Adam Driver in Logan Lucky.",
"How do we know that isn't future Keanu that traveled back in time? ",
"wow they have a large variety of different chips.. wonder if there are a few kinds that never get sold",
"Bill Nye",
"And the analysis from the stunt coordinator.\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3axtK6iI7lw\n\nlol",
"Damn, the one thing I *haven't* tried!",
"You forgot about rush hour 1&2 and shanghai knights and shanghai noon. Hands down my stranded island movies ",
"Sweet November? Hardball anyone?",
"I can only get so hard.",
"no one sells Kettle NY cheddar flavor chips - they are impossible to find. ",
"Nailed it. I always knew that distinction but never was able to put it into words. Thanks for that. ",
"Kettle chips are great ",
"Happy Kea-Nu Year!",
"He looks happy to be taking a pic with her. That is sweet. I like when the celebs are nice people. ",
"Yeah and Kettle Chips are great. ",
"My sister and I believe that Keanue is our long lost brother. ",
"Came to type the same thing!",
"Look at his right hand, he fucken got us all smh",
"For one reason or another, Keanu smiling makes me happy about life. All the troubles wiped away with one smile. <3",
"[K.reeves got ya](https://imgur.com/gallery/MOzch) ",
"And has a pretty sweet motorcycle company ",
"Omg look at his right hand! 👌",
"I'm glad Keanu gets appreciated more on Reddit. I loved his movies when I was a teenager and still enjoy most of them. I have no idea why peopled consider him a bad actor.",
"True. Spent 26 years not knowing him and then I find out who he is a week after he died. Spent a bit of time depressed about it but then learned that he was just not a great person anyway so oh well!",
"So handsome",
"There are no chips. ",
"How does a 53 year old man have such nice hair?",
"You guys should watch the neon demon, he has a very child friendly roll in it, very similar to Mr rogers",
"Would cash out my entire wallet to get a Seasonal Limited Long Haired Keanu.",
"Apparently he held the door for me at Dean & Deluca and I blew just past him without so much as a “Thank you”. I still feel bad it. I’m normally very polite, but living in New York, half the time you’re just focused on getting out of people’s way. I must’ve been in the zone or something. ",
"I swear he looks so young, he must be immortal.\n\nWho's the dude standing next to him though?\n",
"Besides the Scientology thing, there's also the fact that there are at least some stories about him flipping his shit when not getting his way, and being a complete dickwaffle if things don't go exactly like he wants.\n\n...then again the only places I've read (about) those aren't exactly super-reliable, so who knows?",
"I actually do. And I also stared at this comment and my comment for a bit to make certain that I spelled it correctly hahaha",
"Fuck.",
"Definitely an NY bodega. Where was this exactly?",
"Yeah, I feel like late 50's/early 60's Pacino was his golden age. Serpico, Dog Day Afternoon, and Godfather are all wonderful films he's made which changed the face of American Cinema, but he seemed to fit right in with that no nonsense middle aged guy who'd just as soon shoot you as shake your hand. Like he was always meant to get to that place.\n\nI dunno, maybe it's because I grew up with him at that age and that will always be my Era of Pacino.",
"Not sure, they might be but they sell it at Target, at least where I live. [Miss Vickie's by Frito Lay](https://www.fritolay.com/images/default-source/blue-bag-image/miss-vickies-jalapeno.png) are pretty good too, well they used to be. I think they changed the recipe but it's still got a nice crunch. They don't sell large bags though, I usually find them at vending machines or sandwich shops.\n\nedit: just checked on Amazon, and they have the Tim's chips!\n",
"A man of sheer fucking will",
"Be cool... okay, I've got my ice packs ready. Do I apply them directly to my forehead or...?",
"Is this from some sort of remake of \"The Professional\"?",
"Yeah they're good, but as he started getting bigger in the west and more American directors came to work with him the quality definitely declined. I mean look at his recent work. Jackie still has the skills and a lot of the fitness remarkably, but the direction is shocking. ",
"Is this for the new John Wick movie? Where his wife also has a daughter delivered, and he ends up training her to be a badass. \n\nI like this idea. I also made myself sad thinking about that puppy... ",
"Where was he gonna paddle?",
"I just want some chips.",
"He seems like a nice dude, there's definitely worse god emperors.",
"I need some help, how do you keep the hair off the face like he does? I cant do it even when using strong hair products. ",
"LOL, glad to know this is making a comeback. This was a thing back in 2001-2005 during my high school run.",
"Run, little girl, RUN!!! To retain his eternal youth he must suck out your soul!!!!",
"I think you're forgetting the *other* *other* ~~blockbuster~~ drama he was in: Something's Gotta Give",
"Yea i agree. ",
"Happy Keanu year!! ",
"He's a man of sheer **fucking** will.",
"It’s really weird how he doesn’t age. He’s def had some tasteful botox, but dude looks 28 it isn’t normal ",
"“I’m the hand up Mona Lisa’s skirt” - love his monologue! ",
"Shut the fuck up. He already lost his spleen to an accident ",
"What is this please explain????",
"I AM AN F.B.I. AGENT!",
"From what some actors have said about Tom Cruise, he’s a great actor and works well with others on set but he’s got this deadness behind his eyes when he’s not working. His bodyguards keep everyone away from him most of the time and it’s in his contracts to not be asked about his religion or any personal questions. So... well, cult-like. ",
"I gave Keanu Reeves a lapdance once. It was terrible and I kneed him in the nuts but he was a genuinely lovely person. ",
"I guess nobody's perfect.",
"Is it crazy that I always thought Chris Reeves (Superman, horse riding accident) was related to Keanu? ",
"And 40min later still hugged to death",
"We're not going back to Gainesville.",
"If he didn't have a beard you wouldn't know he ages at all.",
"This guy is a legend,,, ",
"Watch the TV closer, get square eyes, never lose again.",
"It’s like Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan",
"I think he’s part asian if i am not wrong? must be his asian genes lol... either way good for him man!",
"Fair. It's definitely possible that because I wasn't alive until the 80s that my view on Pacino as being at his best in the 90s is probably tainted by having seen all those 90s movies when they were new. ",
"the replacements!",
"would pay silly money to get a blood transfusion from him ",
"Go to him ",
"> Also he’s sexy as fuck\n\n> Hes like the older brother I always wanted\n\nWell damn",
"He lives by Runyon so he no doubt knows where t hike",
"..the fuck is a DUMBO? ",
"His hair is so fucking cool. Wish I could pull that off. Don’t worry reddit, I won’t try. ",
"What kind of backpack does he have?",
"Athletes have things like that built into their contracts too. It is very common.",
"She has no idea who that man is ",
"My man",
"But, it's actually not a new record. ",
"Soo many Kettle chips flavors!!",
"He already lost his spleen to a motorcycle accident. He has a huge scar on his leg from a different one ",
"Looking like John Wick on vacation. ",
"No John! She's an assassin too!",
"Cersei?",
"Oh awesome I will order some, good looking out! Yeah they definitely changed the Vickie’s one for sure! There is one here that’s local to Texas stores that’s amazing too but that other one I mentioned are perfect!!! Very lil greasy ness good amount of heat and flavor. ",
"This is obviously a parody, right? ",
"I dont want it to happen. He is just so great. And 2018 is going to want to top 2017, you know, in a fucked up way",
"He looks like hes enjoying his later years ",
"He’s 53",
"Ted Theodore Logan ",
"How tf is he so sexy?",
"Yo those avocado oil Himalayan salt chips are pretty bomb tho 👌🏻",
"Thanks for sharing that. After reading the Trump/NK post its great to hear about someone who is kind and compassionate even through adversity.",
"What a dude.",
"[nothing at all](https://media.tenor.com/images/7afe37d81dd8d2e8b27ac59e9b289ff4/tenor.gif)",
"Well i am plant based. I love how you made the connection, not many people understand that Matrix is also about eating meat. I thought i was alone :D",
"Kettle chips are awesome. On sale now at Ralphs...",
"Tom Cruise went on national television and said mental illness can be cured by vitamins and psychiatrists are wrong. Asshole didn’t graduate high school. Keanu doesn’t say any of that nonsense. ",
"That movie gives me a full on robot chubby.",
"2018!",
"I would not call Michael Bay a bad director as he's pushed the industry forward technologically, and with techniques filming in a lot of ways even though he makes bad movies on purpose. ",
"He knows Kung Fu.",
"John Wick 3: Logan",
"I don’t know what movie this is, but take my money I’ll watch it. ",
"This a pretty accurate description lol",
"Nah it’s just an announcement for a New last of us movie starring keanu and the girl ",
"If, IF he dies. We will search for his reincarnation ",
"So is it his daughter or not?",
"He's Keanu!!!!",
"thank god lmao",
"Stop what? Saying cloner?",
"Score, dude! ",
"Watch Knock Knock, he definitely has his mediocre moments.",
"Keanu Reeves 2018 ",
"I've been putting it off, but I guess this is a sign from above that I need to sit my ass down and finally watch the John Wick movies",
"Honey Dijon ftw",
"doesn't age\n\n/r/conspiracy pls",
"https://imgur.com/RjXYbWS",
"Literally my first thought when I saw this pic",
"O shack Hennessy.",
"[Here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) you go!",
"Daaaaave.",
"Now, whenever I see a Hollywood actor, I always assume they are a pedophile or a rapist. Downvotes. ",
"NO!",
"Good Guy Keanu: Stands next to but doesn't fondle children",
"Looking a little WOKEN, or is it just me?",
"Of all the examples you could have used that one wasn't really a good choice. While a tad shaky it was easy to follow and pretty decent in my opinion. ",
"But the Oracle said he's not the one :( \nSorry kid here's a cookie",
"Yeah, I had no idea!! \"Most excellent!\"",
"I KNOW THAT STORe!!!!",
"He said the only thing that is difficult for him to do now is going up and down stairs while filming because of his knees. ",
"When you get caught buying liquor for underage and pull a Matrix outta your ass.",
"Have seen James Franco there a couple times there too. ",
"I thought it's a boy because of the wife beater.",
"Yes! Finally. Keep em coming boys. \n\nKeanu Reeves for Earth President. ",
"Tom Cruise just seems kinda manic depressive/bipolar. On good days he's probably great, but he seems to have unpredictable moments of cray cray happy and cray cray anger/depression and you don't want to be around him when his moods swing. (reference: https://youtu.be/pJOm2mRHDE0). \n\nKeanu in comparison seems forever chill and happy/relaxed. He's like the opposite of Tom Cruise. \n\nIf I'm going on a crazy killing spree, I want Tom Cruise by my side. If I'm discovering Shambhala or having a close encounters of the third kind moment, I want Keanu by my side. ",
"Literally “btw I’m vegan” lmao",
"Chicken butt",
"He’ll be fine. He knows what he’s doing ",
"You guys don’t have sense of humor 😂 ",
"He’s half British, 1/4 Chinese 1/4 Hawaiian \n\nSource: I’ve been a fan since the 6th grade and he’s also my neighbor ",
"Did you hear Keanu DID give away a lot of his matrix money despite it not being true? ",
"I could only get so erect ",
"He seems like such a genuinely sweet guy irl. I'd love the chance to meet him, tell him how amazing I find his work.",
"Oracle cookies are the best ",
"I'd watch the shit out of Keanu as Joel. This girl's a little young for Ellie though, you need a 13/14 year old (or, since it's Hollywood, an 18 year old that can play a 14 year old but work the hours of an adult). ",
"OMG. He's my age. Damn I look old.",
"I like keanu because with a months worth of acting lessons i know i can be as good an actor or better.",
"Kea-NEW YEAR NEW ME",
"Any movies that are examples of this?",
"Ummm do you live in TO or Vancouver? They film and hang out here often. My friend met Shawn Mendez who happens to live in TO. (He is Canadian though, but so is Keanu I think)\n\nI had to google his name, but she was absolutely ecstatic. \n\n",
"But is he the table?",
"Actually just looked it up it’s the Lenny’s sub brand!!! So good!!! ",
"Don't be fooled. It's just all those bags of chips behind him giving you that feeling.",
"Highly doubt it, there's a cut right there and you can't see the double's face at all when he backs up and gets hit to where he falls behind the view of the other car, where the next cut happens and then Keanu pops up and goes back to ass kicking. Same deal with the bit of rolling away from the oncoming car. \n\nIt would make no sense to do either of those shots with the real actor over a stunt double and still hide the face. The rest besides those shots involving moving cars look like it's all him though (which is still damn impressive).",
"Minnesota here. Samesies.",
"Holy shit, that would be awesome!",
"He’s doing the finger circle. Savage ",
"Why? Keanu is super chill. Elon is a fucking douche.",
"Keanu constantly sends out the best vibes into the world",
"I'm obsessed with these chips and have multiple favorite flavors, but current ones are: **Maple Bacon** & **Korean BBQ**",
"Also I’m not sure if that’s his hair. I mean, he’s 53 years old wtf ",
"Why is everyone flipping their shit over the Kettle Chips? I've lived in plenty of different states, West and East Coasts, and I've seen all of those chips. I live in NC now, and I can go up to Food Lion and buy them all, right now. I'm saddened by your lack of Kettle Chip options. \nThat aside, this girl will probably think this picture is awesome (now and later), Keanu is a non-shitty human, and I see the right hand. \n\nParty on dudes!!\nSorry, I had to. ",
"For anyone interested in more information about what /u/steinhoff is talking about, check out this incredible video: https://youtu.be/Z1PCtIaM_GQ\n\n(Short version: Honk Kong let JC take tons of time and infinite takes so there are more long shots than whenever he started working in Hollywood. But seriously, watch the video. It's great.)\n\n",
"Bro he can be Samurai Jack",
"directly under manhattan bridge overpass\n\nNeighborhood in Brooklyn",
"I had an Aaron Paul sighting at Bristol Farms the other day. I had to contain my excitement. ",
"Was he buying chips or liquor?!",
"I've never seen a Shoei in that color scheme",
"That's Ted Logan.",
"Haha, you just reminded me of [this](http://www.clickhole.com/clickventure/youre-8-years-old-can-you-acquire-wine-without-get-4376#1,) shit.",
"Kettle chips are the best",
"I just finished watching the matrix trilogy and this is the first thing I see lmao",
"75k",
"He did? Damn, that's awesome. Happy for the guy, he definitely deserves it.",
"That kid's face makes it! Not exactly happiness. Not exactly confusion. But 100% Keanu.",
"Edmonton Alberta. I can always hope a music type comes through and I get lucky. But unless I roll a dice on a trip, no luck",
"He’s not. There’s a blind item going around that he was raped by Geffen in the 80’s. ",
"https://youtu.be/TvnXI-86b6Q?t=1m5s",
"Oh, *sHIT*!",
"Is it weird you can read that in his voice",
"Do u even reddit bro, we needed to continue the song. You ruined it. YOU RUINED IT!!",
"Asian plus some Botox ",
"That reminds me, I'll have to pick up some salt and vinegar kettle chips, sometime.",
"But he's the one",
"I'm glad he's not part of that group of bikers who think it's ok to ride without a helmet.",
"Allegedly he likes to ride around in the dark without a headlight. Demon riding I think they call it.",
"Most non *non* heinous.",
"That’s a lot of kettle chips",
"If his movies have taught me anything, she and several of the bags of chips behind her are assassins",
"This guy ages like wine",
"I LOVE KEANU. I want to marry him someday. ",
"And then Lennon was fucking assassinated. So yea, don't play nice to crazy stalkers or you'll die too.",
"He’s Asian and has a little Botox. ",
"Why is she leaning?",
"Does anyone know if that brand still makes the spicy Thai flavor?? Those were the shit but I can't find them anymore!",
"On many sides!",
"And literally all of the marvel movies. I don't think you actually see a single blow in the latest Thor movie. So unsatisfactory.",
"Keanu for Witcher!",
"BACK OFF WARCHILD",
"Squid! ",
"What about Johnny mnemonic !",
"There’s a story that Keanu has recurring dreams of a crow of some sort visiting him in his sleep. The story goes that the bird visits his dreams to tell him he is about to star in another blockbuster film. Reportedly, he recently had this dream again, and the crow told him his next film would be his last... \n\nBut that’s just what the crochets.",
"Probably one from his company Archer ",
"He kills...with kindness.\n\nAlso guns.",
"While telling us to be excellent to each other",
"He’s definitely a kettle chips guy",
"The Logan remake looks great! ",
"Yep he’s from Toronto ",
"He can slide it like a pro though (source: chain reaction). ",
"All we are is dust in the wind dude. ",
"What if the key to immortality is just being a great person and enjoying as much of life as you can? ",
"Your selections and his selections were good. Don't feel bad. \n\nOverall, I'd say Oldman is the best of the bunch. That guy just morphs into anything. It's nuts. ",
"I mean, it's not like *that's their entire job* or anything...",
"*hugs all around",
"Keanu is Joan Rivers",
"Good movie though",
"He looks like a little girl",
"New Zealand?",
"Is it wrong that I was expecting the [kitten](https://cdn1.thr.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/landscape_928x523/2016/04/knu-t1-0034_ks01-h_2016.jpg)?",
"It's also a legitimate stylistic choice, just one that's hard to do well.",
"This is exactly true. Understand this ppl. ",
"Whoa!",
"My point was that it's the stunt double doing 100% of the stunts, notice how the face is always covered or never shown. Also you must have a strong stomach because the shakiness always makes me a bit queasy.",
"I wonder which flavor chip he chose.",
"Those Kettle brand ones there are the best. Sometimes they hurt",
"Don't forget the movie with the big ass robot",
"He's not coming back.",
"I'm 51 next week and I get winded putting on my socks.",
"So, more John Wicks, then. Right on!",
"And The Whole Truth, just came out on Netflix last year. ",
"At this point Joan Rivers is pretty much room temperature",
"I've had the American ones. Balsamic are better.",
"I was going to post this but couldn't be bothered to find it because I'm lazy haha, thanks!",
"My favorite Reddit is when /r/outside leaks. ",
"MAAAATTTT. DAAAAAMMOONNN!",
"He lives a pretty low profile life in a rich suburb. When I was in high school (10 years ago), he would frequent a popular local frozen yogurt place in the neighborhood and kids from school would get their pictures with him but it definitely looked like he was not into being recognized when they posted it on FB. But he was chill enough to take the photos at least.",
"Oh I can see what you mean about the stunt double but Scarlett Johansson was pregnant during shooting so it was kind of a necessity. And that isn't near as shaky as some action movies get. That's pretty tame comparatively speaking. ",
"The replacements. ",
"You mean Kyle ren ?",
"Does this look like a 53 year old guy to anyone?",
"Lmao I wasn't expecting a serious response. Thanks for explaining it but I was actually joking ",
"I want to have his babies ",
"Wait what? Was it stillborn or 8 months old?",
"theatrically possible ",
"Yeah that's not a Buell engine, it's got a [2032cc twin](https://www.archmotorcycle.com/krgt-1/) made by [S&S](https://www.sscycle.com/)",
"Does Kettle still sell Cheddar Beer? ",
"He's probably good. \n\nBut would also probably appreciate the sentiment. ",
"That little girl has wise eyes. ",
"What kind of bike does he ride?",
"Sweet November, oy, heartstrings!",
"you know it is a *mobile* phone, right?",
"Once we are all excellent with each other his job will be done and he can finally go home to his dog... wait, why did they have to kill his fucking dog?",
"No, I was just sortin' some stuff out.",
"Dude never ages",
"Because he's not a very good actor.",
"I mean it's kind of shaped like a [blast](https://s1.cdn.autoevolution.com/images/moto_gallery/BUELL-Blast-688_10.jpg) lol",
"Hey Adam Driver! ",
"He said it's not likely to happen. He said he is too old. That the clock ran out on that project. ",
"man i love the foo fighters ",
"\"Sweety, that nice lady from the Matrix team said to go with \"more of a fetish vibe\". Go get me Daddy's old leather harness, would you?\"",
"Beat me to it! By like a minute too! Curse yoooooou!!!",
"AHHHHH YASSSSSSSSSS! ",
"How is this comment not gilded, I’m sorry I don’t have any gold but if I did it be yours my friend",
"I love those chips.",
"Legit about to name my kid Bodhi. 🤙🏽",
"Sad no longer",
"[Well, there it is](https://giphy.com/gifs/hd-gifsremastered-MPLpvJcsWvrkk)",
"why does keanu look like literally everyone\n\ni bet if we replaced the faces in this picture they wouldn't even look that different",
"I believe his middle name is Dorian.\n",
"Are you a Democrat?",
"I just wanna give that man a big hug for all the shit he's been through.",
"From the looks of it, he's wearing all black while riding a motorcycle. He seems to want to test the limit of his immortality. As a fan, I say Godspeed Keanu, may you dodge like in The Matrix.",
"I don‘t know why the man has a black hair and the girl has brown hair",
"Vaya con Dios.\n\n",
"I fucking loved that film. Story was a bit wonky but who cares the action was amazing! I know they hide cuts in the camera pans, but that scene was pretty damn seemless and absolutely sold me on it being a great film. ",
"Pff, I wish",
"Little known but he's half Japanese.",
"He said he keeps waiting for the aging to happen but he knows he’s a vampire come on",
"Fantastic positive pic!!! Thank for sharing!",
"I watched the lake house as a child because I loved the matrix and it said Keanu Reeves ",
"Those skills... I'm jealous.",
"He’s actually 1/4 Chinese and 1/4 Hawaiian the rest British ",
"Kehle",
"Haha cool, celeb sightings around town are always fun. I actually worked on a movie with Aaron a while back and he and I shared a driver to set, super nice guy.",
"i sell kettle chips for a living and keanu is my favorite actor. this is my dream picture ",
"Old = alive and sentient in 1992. Fuck I am old. But only 0.0034 Keanu old",
"I'm a guy with long hair and I fuckin wish I could pull the Keanu.",
"\"A motorcycle is a tool. \n\nNo, not that kind of tool you fucking Neanderthals.\"",
"Adam will never be as handsome ",
"\"What a dick\"",
"I hope he stays safe on that bike! We need more John Wick ",
"This man doesn't age. >:(",
"i see this photo and know he’s getting a tasty sandwich ",
"dude has great hair.",
"He has a motorcycle company called archer ",
"Stop lying.",
"My best friend had a similar situation. Unfortunately she was mentally ill, not just a shitty person. Misunderstood and untreated. \nLife is a trippy thing. Be proud of you.",
"I'm not gay or anything...but...",
"Oh for sure. Dude has been one of the highest grossing actors for decades and you just never hear stories about him like a regular person. Because there’s no way he is. ",
"What gave it away",
"If I didn’t know any better I would say 28, 30 tops",
"Sea salt and vin... Fuck i love kettle chips",
"He's a good action actor. He's a better actor than most action stars. There's a reason you don't still see Val Kilmer and Jean Claude Van Damme doing action movies. ",
"That was a good read. \"Grief changes shape, but it never ends.\" ",
"Kettle Brand chips are the best chips you can buy in a grocery store/gas station. If you disagree, I feel bad for you.",
"so capitalism then...",
"Agent Smith is the one, actually.",
"same... ",
"Still trying to make amends for bringing a giant death machine from another galaxy to kill all of us. ",
"The legend. ",
"I think they mean miscarried at 8 months. ",
"yeah, with money, grown hair, and fun",
"That reminds me of a bodega I used to get the greatest sandwiches at in Park Slope. ",
"Poor Donnie...goodnight, sweet prince.",
"He went Nick cage in that film for a moment ",
"[Bourne Supremacy](https://youtu.be/OwaxFAC6rzk?t=70), [Taken](https://youtu.be/gCKhktcbfQM), [Expendables](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SyjoKS9CXM) just to name some of the most well known",
"I remember him saying on an AMA that reubens are his fav :)",
"Fuck off, bo bandy",
"g i wonder",
"Who?",
"Happy Kea-Nu Year!",
"20 years. 1997",
"he's doing the finger thing",
"1000th!",
"I have lasted 48 years but I know my demise on a motorcycle might be out of my hands, comes with territory. ",
"nice\nme me",
"Rofl Reddit is so fucking weird ",
"[Relevant](https://youtu.be/GxotYX_pcS0)",
"I feel like you never see the New York Cheddar Kettle chips anymore.",
"My mouth is watering over those jalapeno chips....",
"ah, my favorite spot in any corner store: where the Kettle chips meet the liquor.",
"He's filming Wick 3. You can tell.",
"you wouldn't happen to be a vending machine, would you?",
"I'm not the only one.",
"Keanu Digs Kettle Chips?\nNiceeeee! 👌",
"dOES HE AGE?!",
"It’s in preproduction so not quite yet ",
"He looks like Markiplier’s brother.",
"He once killed three men with a pencil!!",
"Seems like he’s aging backwards?",
"In all seriousness, does that little girl even know who he is?",
"I love that he's on a motorcycle. His cool factor just went up +10!",
"A true humble man. Rare in Hollywood. ",
"WHERE IS THIS I CAN NEVER FIND THOSE KETTLE SALT AND PEPPER CHIPS!!!?!?!!",
"Keanu and Charlize need to make another movie together.",
"Lol, sounded like a serious question to me, oh well, I'll leave it up for the giggles. ",
"Have you heard of our Lord and Savior Raiblocks?",
"Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure!",
"Keanu Reaves ATGATT",
"His daughter has his eyes :)",
"Baba Yaga!",
"Don't lie, that's just some homeless guy.",
"Keanu, stop looking the same age for the passed 15 years goddammit! ",
"I'mma need ta see some ID little miss.",
"Can it go any higher?",
"At that point you're just along for the ride.",
"Keanu is cool and all, but can we talk about that kid's jacket? I think there might be lasers on it. ",
"You should look up Tom Cruise. He's still doing his own stunts and he's 55 too now. Car, mortcycle, climbing the burj khalifia, hanging outside airplanes as they take off, holding his breath for 6-6 1/2 minutes, etc. Both are very physical actors. I like them both, except Tom Cruise films are more watchable. Keanu does too many horror films and I don't like horror. ",
"Yes I agree!! You really see Al Pacino’s talent in that scene! ",
"That girl has no idea who he is",
"I love kettle chips.\nKeanu is also super rad!!",
"And a legit black belt in judo. The guy is no joke.",
"honestly he's not a strong actor but he's so cool you ignore it.",
"Wow your assertiveness gave me a raging cloner",
"damn you are his neighbour seriously that’s so cool.. is he a good neighbour? xD i am thinking you will hardly find him at home he looks like he’s a wanderer :P",
">He very calmly called 911 and obtusely told the dispatcher cops needed to roll quick. \n\nWhat? I know it's TMZ... but there was someone in his house, I don't think it's very obtuse to ask them to hurry.",
"I think OP is buying upvotes. Look at his post history ",
"And a few years later, that famous story about his daughter being stillborn and his girlfriend dying a few months later... that's some Punisher level trauma. Amazing that he's as well-adjusted as he is. ",
"Just goes to show you, you might be a king, or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later, you'll dance with the reaper.",
"Excellent!! (Said in a bill and ted kinda style)",
"Bowse",
"Thanks. Always wondered about it. Was too lazy to google it.",
"if hollywood is any indicator, it's that most stars go into an action renaissance between their 40s and 60s",
"lol I thought she was a boy.",
"I'd stop marrying toddlers if I were you. ",
"Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure",
"And he was very polite and efficient when killing goons in John Wick and John Wick 2.",
"If ever there was an entity who archetyped the True Good alignment, it was Fred Rogers.\n\nThere but for the grace of god goes Mr. Rogers",
"Eh, he knows what he’s good at. The training he does for action movies is UNREAL. And that’s a big part of it ya know? Play the roles that suit you and that you’re good at. He may not get an Oscar nom, but I think he’s excellent at what he does.",
"is he going to dodge bullets?",
"Our boy here almost had me with the finger circle. Almost had to slap some cuffs on him",
"He’s a very good neighbor :) super quiet, very polite. I’m so glad no crazy fans have broken into his house lately that was scary. ",
"damn that is a good looking kid future model right there",
"Yeah I remember grinding my feet on Eddie's couch.",
"The Patron Saint of Cool Dudes",
"I'm 23 and have watched this dude's movies literally throughout my life. That being said it trips me out how young he still looks. ",
"He was pretty dope in John Wick",
"I remember watching the first one and how surprised I was when he *actually reloaded his gun* during the fight in the club. ",
"True. Little known fact his father was arrested for selling heroin. Thank you wikipedia",
"He's looking real good these days. Loved him in the devils advocate. ",
"Honestly, he could go right into another Bill & Ted movie without missing a beat. ",
"Looking forward to that little girl get famous after 15 years and this pic getting reposted on reddit. Hope it doesn't die. ",
"Trollolol",
"Dammit! Look at his hand! He got us! ",
"TIL: MILF",
"You misspelled KeanuYear",
"People get all fangirly thinking he's all deep because he is insanely attractive. If there was an ugly celebrity standing there no one would be saying this shit. He's just a fucking dude. ",
"I'm almost positive that girl is an actress but I can't remember what she's from. Edit: Oh isn't that the girl from Miss Congeniality?",
"What motorcycle was he riding?!",
"Not his kid. He had a baby that died at birth ",
"I'm imagining a third person in there with them that's late for the airport just thinking, \"I'm about 2 seconds from fucking murdering these two.\" ",
"Look at all those Kettle chips",
"Yep. He owns a damn motorcycle company. ",
"The difference for me between an amazing actor a good actor is versatility, the ability to truly become someone else. People like Anthony Hopkins, Denzel Washington, and Tom Cruise, although extremely entertaining and enjoyable to watch, are not amazing actors to me. This is because in all their movies they come off as more or less the same character. Seth Rogan would be an extreme example of this. But I find their characters all come off as very similar in personality, looks, mannerisms etc. \n\nI think that's whats so special about actors and actresses like Heath Ledger, Tom Hardy, Charlize Theron, Christian Bale, and Daniel Day Lewis. Their ability to completely change their personalities, accents, mannerisms, and even their physical appearance and do so convincingly. Its not an easy thing to pull off and many actors fail. But all of these actors have been in roles where I have been genuinely shocked to find out it was them(like Monster or North Country with Charlize Theron). Anyways, thats just my take on why these actors are so highly regarded in comparison to others. I love watching Leo Dicaprio and Liam Neeson but I always know what to expect with them.",
"Ted Theodore Logan.",
"When you ride like everyone is out to kill you, you're doing it right. Always expect \"that person\" to put themselves in your way. And don't ride above your head. These tips work for driving a cage too but all the distractions you bring along are your enemy.",
"Yeah at first I thought those shots were cool, but after so many years of it I'm tired. Background music tells you more about what's going on than what's on screen in those shots. \n",
"look at his right hand ",
"That girl should totally dress as Laura (Wolverine's daughter from Logan) for Halloween.",
"Plus the music. Solid fucking soundtrack.",
"Happy new year Keanu and kid!",
"\"Hey look we have the same haircut\"",
"Yeah his dad was a pos",
"Imagine not being able to leave your house without constant attention and people taking your picture. It probably wears on you.",
"He’s a movie star I’m sure he has no shortage of self esteem ",
"Travelling through time to remind us to be awesome to eachother!",
"Yay! One of my favorites ",
"How else would Liam Neeson [jump a fence](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gCKhktcbfQM) ",
"John Wick*",
"*Ground temperature\n\nFTFY ",
"no u",
"While it’s not what you asked for, your opening line inspired the fuck outta me, so I made this. I need to blow it up to poster size and hang it in my room now. Also, new phone lock screen.\n\nhttps://imgur.com/gallery/3a0tN",
"> I have thoroughly enjoyed almost every movie that he has made\n\nCan confirm. There have been quite a lot of times when I've watched half or less of a movie and walked away because I was bored; never happened with his movies. He instantly makes any movie interesting as fuck.",
"Montana here, not afraid.",
"He better be filming John Wick chapter 3!!\n",
"Looks like John Wick 3 took some inspiration from Leon the Professional",
"And what, pray tell, do you do in your job on the breaks between browsing reddit?\n\nJust because it's their job doesn't mean they try...",
"You sure about that? Ultimatum has one of the best fast cut shaky Cam sequences I've ever seen.",
"Anyone know where this photo was taken.. got a friend saying she hangs out with him on the daily. ",
"You forgot stillborn baby and GF died shortly after in car crash. And everyone favourite TIL he donated most of his salary to the Matrix cgi department ",
"I just can't look at him the same after the movie Knock, Knock.",
"'Cause that'd make it 15 cuts.",
"impressive kettle chip selection",
"I see a few grey hairs in his beard, I knew it! He’s not immortal! 😂",
"this is true. i can't remember where i read it but Keanu is able to perform long, consecutive move sequences which allows the director to do longer shots. choppy editing and cuts are often due to the actor not being able to perform like someone like keanu can. if i remember correctly, it was like him and Jackie as the top two. Jackie was like 30 something moves till he needs a cut..i believe keanu was somewhere in the upper teens. dude is so awesome",
"he better hurry with that picture before he has to leave the matrix",
"Just don't mess with his dog. ",
"What did he buy?",
"Sounds uncomfortable. ",
"Those chips on the rack behind them are delicious.",
"Hope he finds someone - he deserves it :)",
"You mean Spike? Cowboy Bebop isn't a character, I think. I never made it through the series.",
"West Hollywood",
"Keanu with youth on motorcycle trip to liquor store.",
"#OK NOW LADIES",
"It's important because he can escape if he ever invents cold fusion and the machine gets sabotaged, taking out 10 city blocks.",
"When the cab hit him, my visceral reaction towards the driver was \"fuck that guy!\"",
"Keanu Reeves\n\nKeanu Comes Back",
"“Read on for more juicy details about his private life” fucking hell.",
"I don't follow either one, but could you elaborate on \n\n> Elon is a fucking douche.",
"Same deal with Paul Rudd, right?\n\n\nLike benevolent vampires",
"This is really a great pic. Such an adorable girl, too. ",
"Just think what we would’ve gotten if ol’ johnny Utah hadn’t gotten that career ending knee injury!",
"I have one of the best sandwich places in America just down the road from me, and it takes discipline but you must not order your favorite every time, it’s an occasional treat and the variety makes your favorite that much better and keeps you safe from burnout.\n\nFor those that travel for sandwiches, https://tonysitaliandelicatessen.com\n\nSandwich is life!!!",
"That’s the smile of a man who just killed the Boogeyman.",
"Motorcycles is cheap breh. Get you one.",
"I probably shouldn't be surprised that he's wearing all black.\n\nNice stealth marketing from Kettle chips, though.",
"He has resting soothing face.",
"Keanu and Michael Cera. Warm souls. ",
"John wick vs atomic blonde?",
"The world was not ready for G Baby.\n\nKid knew how to break it down.",
"Cocaine's a helluva drug",
"Vaya con dios",
"Nah just sortin' some stuff out.",
"I love it when they call me big papa *tears* ",
"He is impressive, but the fight choreography in most movies out there are so unrealistic. Look at the fight from the bad guy's point of view. They make such stupid moves. They basically are there just to take a beating. They don't really fight back.\n\nI mean, they grab Keanu and then just freeze while Keanu hits them. One of the guys came from behind him and grabbed his shoulder and then held on while Keanu beats the shit out of him... Why didn't he just throw a punch, elbow, or kick when Keanu wasn't looking? Might as well have dummies there for Keanu to beat up.\n\nThis isn't Keanu's fault, but more the director's/fight choreographer's fault.",
"You can look into what he’s like in person, but pretty much the consensus among people who have worked with him is that he’s a delight to work with. Very kind and polite to everyone. He also does a ton of charity work. There’s lots of videos of him giving up his seat on the subway or asking people to join him in full coffee shops, stuff like that. It’s why he’s so popular, there are countless stories like those.",
"The child was 8 months along, was born early and was dead upon delivery. Sorry if this was difficult to figure out with my first post. \n",
"Ahh shit I looked at the circle below his waist, he gets to punch me.",
"Nice try officer. ",
"You forgot John Wick 2: Electric Wickaloo and John Wick 3: The Wickening",
"Is that Adam Driver?",
"And the rain will kill us all",
"Long hair + Nice beard = Trendy look",
"OMG ONLY CARE ABOUT THE CHIPS IN THE BACKGROUND!! #kettle",
"Yeah right Adam is ugly",
"what a gorgeous man",
"Cool.",
"What kind of bike was he riding?👀",
"Do it. It would be most excellent! ",
"**69 Dude!!!**\n\nNot really what he does anymore, but Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure is still one of my favorites.",
"Right? Keanu has put in a lot of time doing 3 Gun Competitions and he's managed to get quite impressive with his times. ",
"In a liquor store for the 1 ate.",
"Just turned on Bill and Ted's Excellent adventure, went to check out Reddit for the first time today and look who it is.",
"Hey Ruby Barnhill ! (and some guy)",
"Oh boi! let me just crack open my piggy bank",
"Salt & Vinegar almonds 👍",
"What a beautiful man. ",
"Gary Oldman is one of the rare character actors who's got an enormous range.\n\nKeanu Reeves and Tom Cruise and whatnot are basically just phenomenal character actors.",
"Or he just looks the way he does because that's the way his face is. ",
"Wanted to post about how amazing those chips are\n\nWe have them stocked at work and the jalapeños are a hot commodity ",
"Asian genes or even partial Asian genes do that to you",
"The Raid would be the godfather, not part two.",
"That story was great. It was from his AMA: [link](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1ouqge/keanu_reeves_ask_me_if_you_want_almost_anything/ccvth9m/)",
"Yes!",
"haha thanks, Cheers!",
"He’s mocking us.",
"Billy Connolly has only very favourable things to say about him:\n\n> We still send out Christmas cards to each other. I’m very very fond of him. I’m one of his great defenders. People find it fun to attack Tom Cruise, but he’s actually a magnificent actor and a fun guy.\n\n> [...]\n\n> Yeah and he can take a joke as well. He isn’t one of those evangelistic pricks, you know? I used to take the piss out of him about Scientology all the time and he would just roar with laughter. ",
"you are awesome boss",
"This scene is actually fantastic, I haven't watched John Wick in a while but I might watch it tonight.",
"niiiice!",
"The ageless wonder.",
"You still surfing? \nEveryday",
"Sorry. There were boobies in it.\n\nNot seeing boobies > real life lessons.",
"Is hiking the new word for “bedroom”? ",
"Kettle chips MMMMM",
"What about that dramatic tour-de-force, Johnny Mnemonic?",
"Came here for Kettle Jalapeno.",
"I take afence at your suggestion!",
"OMG. You guys actually do that. And here I thought it was [all a joke](http://s354933259.onlinehome.us/mhi-blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/dowisetrepla.gif)!",
"So is the actor that plays Daredevil a stunt guy turned actor or is it not him or does he just put in work son? I've always wondered and don't feel like falling down a Google rabbit hole at the moment... (I'm almost done pooping)",
"I actually met him in Hollywood at Borders or Barnes and Noble near Sunset and Vine about ten years ago. I was walking down the street and across the street I see this guy that looked like Keanu parking his bike and walking into the bookstore. I looked - it was Keanu. I turned around and said to myself - I'm getting his autograph. What a dork I was, mid-20s, starstruck, whatever, it was cool. So I go into the book store and I'm looking for a piece of paper and a pen. I go behind one of the registers and rip off some receipt paper and grab a pen and go look for him. Some beautiful young lady had stopped him and was chatting him up. I \"stood in line\". I walked up behind her and was just standing there like - \"hey, I'm next\". She got the picture pretty quickly and told Keanu bye and left. I stood there - \"Hey man, I just want say, I love your work and you're awesome, do you think I can get your autograph?\" - He answers a \"sure man\" or something like that, asks my name, and he writes my name - best wishes, keanu. \n\nI say this to say - He was VERY cool, Very nice, very humble. I feel like he would have talked to me for as long as I wanted. He didn't seem bothered or anything. He was genuine. Oh, and I got to say this. He had some kind of a glow about him. Like seeing him in-person you get this Keanu-glow. Seriously. I met a lot of stars when I lived in Los Angeles and without a doubt Keanu Reeves was the nicest and coolest one I ever had the opportunity to meet. Very humble and nice. Oh, and I never understood the haters who said he couldn't act. He CAN act, he's a legend. \n\nKeanu if you are reading this - thanks pal!",
"HE'S A NICE BOY I LOVEE HIIIM!\n\nI can't tell why I just do. Hope he's doing well. ",
"Is it weird, as a 25 year old man, to look up to Keanu as a role model?",
"He was totally trying tho he just didn't get it in time. Cheerios!",
"Hahaha, that's it.front Page! Although only 93 comments 3hours ago .",
"Yeah, in spite of the insanity that is John Wick, it has an air of authenticity. I love it",
"Are you telling me Steven Seagal isn't high kicking people in the face? ",
"On the night Mr Rogers moved into his neighborhood he was faced with an impossible task...\n\nHe once killed two guys on a trolley with a pencil, a fucking colored pencil...\n\nWho the fuck can do that? ",
"SoCal here, I ride 24/365",
"He almost got us with that “finger hole”\nStay woke",
"No he’s a good guy and very successful ",
"Holy shit yes. Loved that movie so much going up. Would always watch the whole thing when it popped up on tnt",
"lol wut?",
"I have honestly reread his AMAs a few times because he comes off as such an awesome guy",
"Kettle chips, New Zealand?",
"What a fucking legend",
"Dear god, I must have mentally blocked that out. I love Liam Neeson but the guy must be what 64? 65?, I suppose he might not be able for things younger people consider easy or safe at his age.",
"I actually met LF about 10-12 years ago and politely asked if I could take a picture together, and he turned me down in a not so polite way. \n\nI understood, but still, he could have been a bit nicer about it. ",
"So kind of like a Neverland Fairy? \"I do believe in Keanu! I do! I do!\"",
"That article gave me cancer. ",
"Man when I was in middle school it was all about candy necklace fights! It got so out of control between periods that it was straight detention if you were caught with one on school grounds. Oh those were the days!",
"Cake! ",
"Immortals like Keanu don’t share this fear. ",
"iSuckSoMuchDick brings up a great point ",
"Oh man, you don't even wanna know what kinda gear there are selling outta the secret room in this place",
"The article is poison, so it doesn’t matter. ",
"\\#HashtagsDontHaveApostrophes",
"Loved so many movies he has been in before I learned about him. Matrix, bill and Ted, point break etc. After hearing all these stories I make a point to go buy his movies whenever I see them ( not duplicates, just ones I don't have yet ) this guy is who all famous people should aspire to be. Heck we all should try to be a little more like Keanu.",
"Take your upvote and go",
"They did an episode of [Jay Leno's Garage](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJsjZhTJWjM).",
"You got one left in you and they don't want it. ",
"Leon the Professional remake confirmed? ",
"The oldboy hammer scene",
"I thought it was his kick ass pantry.",
"I love that guy, he seems like the last actual down-to-earth movie star. ",
"Well, he sure ate his words.",
"He was actually pretty fucking terrific in Neon Demon, the Nicholas Winding Refn flick from 2016 (even though he has a smaller part than most of his films). Also stars Elle Fanning. Very worth a watch. ",
"We have them in the US. They are both dressed for LA, but who knows ",
"Circle game playing son of a bitch 🤣",
"Yeah I've never heard anything other than he's nice or that he's so nice it's kind of creepy lol. ",
"I was hoping someone would say this",
"Ok but you just said it's crazy that he only did one blockbuster drama.",
"Chili Lime is where its at.",
"Are you a retard?",
"It's the asian blood from his grandmother.",
"Elon is a double edged sword. He is nice to the world, but not very nice to his employees. In the end he does help the world forward a lot, so I think Elon lands a net positive easily.\n\nI'd rather have someone who helpa save lives than someone who is always nice to everyone.",
"John Wick is gonna star in Keanu Reeves 1",
"Hahaha is there a story behind this?",
"Still so handsome and dreamy. I wish I could meet him. ",
"I love that old yarn",
"Shaky-cam is great when you're going for a frenetic, chaotic film style to compliment a scene. The original Bourne trilogy utilized it to great effect.\n\nThe problem arises when people overuse the technique, to the point where someone's standing still and the camera is moving so much it can't even keep focus.",
"I don't actually know! I haven't really watched it properly but I know they're pushing for the long shot style. If I had to guess I would say it's a stuntman, but honestly don't know ",
"CH'yeah.",
"Great example of this is Liam Neeson. Had something of a resurgence doing action movies with *Taken* at 56 years old. ",
"Whoa",
"Oh, man. Everything really does come back around. We used to do this when I was in middle school and that was almost 20 years ago. ",
"I didn't know he'd settled in one place, wasn't there like a story surrounding the fact that he just lived in hotels and stuff?! never really stayed in one place too long or something?",
"They should make a movie on Gandalf's origins staring him",
"We need a subreddit exclusively for any Keanu Reeves spotting.",
"Sounds like you did a bro a favour, you moved the fans along and made it seem like it was about you (saying l’am next) I imagine that he would never hurry any fan along but would appreciate what you did. Sometimes fame happens to the kind ,cool loving people of this world. The kinda of people who just want to go about their business and never let a fan down. \n\n",
"Why would it be assumed that anyone outside NYC would get that? ",
"I've been watching him since Bill and Ted. I love him more with each movie I see him in, mostly because he seems like a really freakin' cool person. ",
"He used to do demon rides (racing at night with your headlight off) and he ran into the side of a mountain. He's lucky he survived. http://www.whoaisnotme.net/articles/2011_1005_kea.htm",
"Kid has no idea who he is.",
"Its going to be a good year he’s smiling :)",
"It’s actually a deli / restaurant that has a wine shop attached. Where they’re standing makes sense because it’s literally the only place to stand in there that’s out of the way and not in front of everyone. ",
"I want this to be true more than I ever wanted god or Santa to be real.",
"Scrolling through comments I'm kind of confused... who is this guy?",
"Is this an ad for kettle cooked potato chips ",
"Is he driving a motor cycle to a liquor store? He's not long for this world is he...",
"This should have been the title. A+",
"Throw ourselves against the wall. ",
"This guy Christians.",
"I'm wydy.",
"If I ever met \"the one\" I think I would poop myself. So many lines would come to mind but I would probably end up saying something stupid like \"hey\".",
"It blows my mind he's 53, like this guy does not age. ",
"\"Well, Rogers wasn't exactly the boogeyman. He was the one you sent to tuck in the fuckin' boogeyman. Rogers is a man of empathy, kindness, and sheer love. Something you know very little about.\" ",
"With french onion dip they're orgasmic bliss.",
"Vodka and chips ",
"Explain?",
"Both seasons have a particular extended fight scene, you'll know when you see it. Season 2s was long but season 1s was... Actually season 1 I just realized they faked the long cuts in many places. Still incredible. \n\nYou should really watch both seasons, its beautiful acting and action combined man!",
"It's a trick! He's trying to get us to look at his right hand, I'm on to you Reeves! ",
"Don't jinx it! ",
"If you took out the part where the car hits him and did that all as one take that would have been fucking amazing. but that is still very impressive",
"I see what he did there. Haha look at his hand on his leg. Probably not intentional lol. Still funny. ",
"I keep my long hair because of how often I get told I look like Keanu.",
"Somehow i think the only opinion that matters to him is smiling with him in the picture here, cute as a button.",
"I'm just here for the chips. Those are the best kettle cooked chips anywhere. If you haven't had them, TRY THEM!",
"Uh it’s Keanu have you been living under a rock since 1989?",
"Fuck, this guy never ages. Good genes and living. Gotta be blessed, for sure. Love the man.",
"Fuk u pepperoncini or die",
"The man is a vampire and refuses to age. ",
"r/lordkeanu needs some love ",
"Thats because he's a good man. We just know in our hearts he's a good man.",
"He doesn’t. It’s weird. ",
"An inspiration to animal lovers and casual vendetta enthusiasts everywhere! ",
"WITNESS ME",
"The mustard flavor is the best ",
"Any one else read that as \"Keenus?\"",
"I’ll settle it cuz I wasn’t around for any of that shit when I was new.\n\nAl Pacino has no prime because he made dope ass fucking movies his whole life. 60s-90s was his prime.\n\nI mean now he’s in that memey ass Sandler movie but whatever he’s old and accomplished.",
"I am a married heterosexual male, but I love this man",
"Funny, the first movie I watched this year was John Wick, starring Keanu Reeves.",
"It’s actually not a liquor store, they’re at a deli / restaurant that also has a wine shop attached (Greenblatts on Sunset). Where they’re standing makes sense to me cause it’s the only place not in front of everyone / in the center of the deli and seating area ",
"r/subredditsashashtags",
"He needs to write a childrens book where the moral of the moral of the story is everyone is excellent with each other ",
"...that motherfucker",
"Naw, he was just glad to see her.",
"Did... did that actually happen?",
"He's a simple man carrying a backpack, riding his own motorcycle without the need of an entourage.",
"Is that his daughter or a fan?",
"Sometimes I think I’m cool and then I see this guy and feel totally uncool. ",
"Oh the guy's name is Keanu? Wait lemme do a google search... haha yeah sorry I don't really follow any celebrities or anything of the sort so my bad I guess? Like I'm absolutely the worst, I don't know the names of singers, actors, and famous people that aren't politics or nerdy shit (math, science, computers, videogames) related :P\n\nEDIT: O SHIT HE'S NEO HE SEEMED FAMILIAR yeah sorry I'm terrible with actor names",
"That's one cute little sexy Keanu. ",
"Now we’re talking. Get this man an agent!",
"Can we make him king of America? ",
"Is it expected to take off or something? What market do you use?",
"Los Angeles ",
"Please reply here with the link so I can join.",
"Something you know very little about",
"I have to ride by sometime! Is it a discreet building?",
"ooooh didn't know, learned something today thanks",
"Best Keanu pic I've seen all year! ",
"And there was a kitten named after him that had a movie made about it.\n",
"Probably just picking up a 5th of Grey Goose for the little girl who is also in said store. \n \nThis comment was made under the assumption that all liquor stores have a \"no minors\" law.",
"Oh my! Me too!! I wonder if they ever dated ...",
"He looks like an older Kylo Ren",
"First Keanu Pic of the Neo Year",
"Bro, looking great! When does the Point Break!?",
"What this phone? Nah. I do reddit comments from my landline phone. ",
"Like, looking at older pictures of him it's crazy. ",
"They meant that he didn't make it clear to the stalker what he was saying on the call.",
"Don't look at his right hand.",
"He's singing a song that is no longer socially acceptable to teach children.",
"Man i was really hoping someone else would reference Ricky and tpb. You got to put another Rickyism in your sentence next time. ",
"Lucky girl",
"Sweet link!\n\nIf I hit the powerball I know what's gonna b on my list!",
"Every time I see a pic of him I think, aww hopes he’s doing ok. ",
"those hair plugs are holding up pretty good",
"Jesus. I'm starting to believe the conspiracies that he IS immortal... ",
"I know. I think he just has really good genes, because he’s a smoker so it isn’t lifestyle ",
"r/whathaveyoudone",
"YES HES NEO",
"inshallah",
"Constantine was woefully underrated! Great comic book movie back when there so few good ones.\n",
"I hear you, I would love to have a cup of tea with him to chat about life. ",
"Ke'anus",
"I have yet to watch them once, lucky me! First time's almost always the best after all and I'm pretty sure I'll like them by what I know.",
"I'm 35 and I think he might actually look a year or two younger than me. ",
"I wish I could upvote twice.",
"His right hand though.. That can't be a coincidence. ",
"It’s not normal at this point ",
"I wonder if that’s his hair ",
"The most excellent dude alive or dead.",
"A fan. His daughter was stillborn 20 years ago and he said he’s too old to have kids now. ",
"😬 whoops.... well at least I know now I don't need to embarrass myself irl, so thanks, I suppose ",
"All grandstanding of course, he actually hates puppies and when he's home alone he crushes their heads\n\n/s",
"I'm suddenly imagining a badass leon: the professional reboot with keanu and OP's daughter i guess?",
"he's old ,no wonder why he just moves in motorcycle with bagpack ,taking breaks in benchs with some people taking pictures with him,to be continued.",
"Do kids know who he is? I'm sure her mom was delighted though.",
"I saw the sequel on a flight last week and he kicks ass. I need to see the first ",
"It's too late for this. Can someone else dive into [the vortex](https://www.reddit.com/r/switcharoo/) for me?",
"Yeah, what is that guy talking about? The Bourne movies popularized the shaky cam style. Choreography is nothing if you can't see what's happening. If you want to see good choreography, watch a Jackie Chan movie.",
"His smiles always look so genuine, like he is actually happy that someone enjoyed his films and that he is honored that *they* are taking time out of their day to talk to little old him.",
"How can you forget River's Edge, it's the Rebel Without A Cause of the 80's! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiKuO-dABjY",
"Keanu year, Keanu me.",
"Nicest dude in Hollywood",
"His hand is so close to completing the circle",
"I’m still trying to wake up from this reality ",
"pssst *looks around* it's not",
"OK? So? Also, I like the dude. Wish he would stay away from the motorcycles. Those are fucking death traps.",
"The day the hair stood still",
"I didn’t know this. Thanks for sharing. My girlfriend has a crush on Keanu and she also loves and works with children. \n\nThis photo totally made her day. She swiped away from the kid to see his beard lol don’t judge ",
"All I've ever heard is that he is super nice and really listens to what you say, which seems like a rare thing in people.",
"Lol no worries, man",
"it's weird when i see a celebrity that i like and who seems decent, and then have to think \"man, i hope he didn't jerk off in front of anybody\" ",
"exacrtly what i was thinking. jean reno is too old for a sequel sadly, but a reboot with keanu would be cool",
"I like that he is standing right by the booze. ",
"What does he drive??? ",
"Iirc there was a scene with Pacino on a train or something where he tells a dude that his wife is at home being sodomized by his best friend. Not sure which Bible verse to use for this one\n\nMaybe ask the pastor",
"fookin laser sights",
"This dude kicks ass. He’s a down to earth dude.",
"He isn't aging...",
"I hope Tarantino casts Keanu as Charles Manson.",
"Pics or didn't happen",
"He definitely doesn't look too old. If he doesn't feel it, it's one thing. Keanu Reeves is timeless though. I'm not big on movie stars, but I get so excited when I see him pop up! I want to age that gracefully. \n\nLive action Bebop with Keanu as Spike has been sooo many people's dreams for a looong time.\n\nSee you some day, space Keanu... ",
"Wait. Those are a thing???",
"Nice",
"Meh, as long as it does me no harm, I’m ok with it. I hope he avoids the fate of some immortals, though. You live long enough, you start to see yourself as godlike. ",
"Yeah, then the baby’s mother died in a car crash a year later. It’s pretty fucking horrible ",
"be excellent to each other ",
"Yes he’s great at growing facial hair, but does this man actually age?",
"He is honestly such a great guy I hear even after all the shit he went through. Can’t wait for John Wick 3!",
"I couldn't watch the latest one (just called Jason Bourne) because it was all shaky cam and microsecond-long cuts. It was unwatchable.",
"\"He rapes, but he saves.\"",
"I need to know his anti-aging regimen. I’m fucking 27 with more wrinkles. ",
"Don' try to wake up, try to wake in.",
"Another youth to be annually consume for his immortality. ",
"Yeah, and he's have a sorta rough life. So for him to look like that and be in the shape he's in is amazing. ",
"Oy. Man here I thought he was a little dumb, but maybe he’s been contemplating horrible shit the entire time.\n\nEither way, I was a fan after the first matrix. That’s some good acting. It was only later I learned he was a phone booth traveling time meme.\n\nKeanu is alright. I feel like he’s the opposite of Jerry Seinfeld in every single way.\n\nExcept hair color.",
"The Replacements was a great football movie. ",
"It was Shia LeBouf the last time I saw it.",
"Both “the game” and the Circle Game have made an abrupt and intense resurgence at my school. It’s so strange, it’s like I got transported to the 90’s (or whenever they originated). Really weird.",
"And the Replacements",
"50 and still hot as hell! He's such a badass too! ",
"Lake House is one of my *guiltiest* pleasures.",
"Flying circus dinosaur with a long nose",
"Yeah he’s actually pretty smart. Read his past AMAs, he talks about the books he reads and such. \n\nI actually enjoyed the Seinfeld Netflix special. His stand up had me rolling. ",
"Was wondering how he came to have a Hawaiian name, Keanu, until I saw the pics of his father who looks to be part Hawaiian. ",
"he's just trying to be a father, raise a daughter and a son... be a lover to their mother... everything to everyone. ",
"[Ah, the old Reddit Keanuroo!](https://www.reddit.com/r/magicTCG/comments/7nn343/legion_lieutenant_vampire_lord/ds3kcqw/?context=5)",
"With a tactical lining.",
"> It's too late for this.\n\nYou shut your mouth.",
"HOW is he younger!?!",
"> The difference for me between an amazing actor a good actor is versatility, the ability to truly become someone else. \n\nThat's the easy part to agree on. The difficult part is in agreeing who fits. To me, Bale and Day-Lewis, as mentioned, do not really become someone else - I can always see the acting going on. Same with Tom Hardy. As much as I like his performances, he's clearly Tom Hardy acting. Meanwhile, to me Denzel Washington has great range, and can portray a variety of characters without seeming like he's acting. And while Anthony Hopkins might not do much physically or with accents, he plays very different characters convincingly. I guess I find doing accents, mannerisms, physical changes etc. often just screams *acting* to me, while I prefer actors who focus on the character rather than trying to come across as a different person.\n\nLike Mark Ruffalo, who I really like as an actor, in his role in Spotlight it was just so painfully obvious he was putting on mannerisms etc., and I found it really distracting.",
"That fuckin nobody....is John Wick!",
"Cry every time 😢.",
"And in the end, when you see him finally realize what has happened and he overcomes the temptations, the Devil just lets it go and sets him up for the next round; he’s in it for the long haul. \n\nCould be a good lesson about always being vigilante because the Devil don’t quit.",
"Avocado kettle chips?! What sort of sorcery is this?!",
"Why does it matter? You learned something new today, quit bitching.",
"Would be nice, but he's canadian",
"A less batshit crazy Tom Cruise.",
"I’m a big fan of Jerry, but he’s a notorious asshole to fans and media. That’s what I was referencing.\n\nI feel like if I accidentally bumped into Keanu, he would just say “oh; sorry” not like Jerry...",
"Nah. I'm such a piece of garbage that Mr Rogers would want to curb stomp me.",
"Got that John Malkovitch hair starting.",
"mmmkettlechips",
"His dad doesn’t have any wrinkles either. Asian genetics ",
"And then he straps them to the elevator cable and blows up the elevator ",
"RIP Maple Bacon Kettle Cooked. We hardy knew ye.",
"His dad is half Chinese half Hawaiian ",
"If you want an accurate analogy, listen to dramatic scenes that have loud music without the music. Especially dramatic monologues.\n\nEven just music, the singer without the music behind will often sound really awkward. That's basically an action scene without the \"fix\" of shaking and rapid editing",
"das some weak ass bullshit!",
"Botox, man. LA runs on the stuff",
"If that movie were made today the main characters would have to be named like Aiden and Brandon to appeal to the age range they were going for in the late 80’s",
"Is that the one where he's a baseball coach? Like, it's Bad News Bears or a baseball Mighty Ducks.",
"This is not Kanye ",
"Keanu Reeves father is such a piece of shit",
"Holy shit",
"There are not a lot of things that get me going but holy shit when people say \"Keanu Reeves is a bad actor\" I lose my fucking shit\n\nKeanu Reeves is a fucking S tier actor with a notably weak point being that his emotional range is a little short. (this weakness is often fixed by casting him in these roles.) \n\nPick any scene with Keanu in it and pay attention to anything but emoting. The way he reacts to things, the way his body moves, the way his eyes move. His timing, his delivery. \n\nWhen he's in something good he is exceptional, every fucking time. \n\n\"But MUH MONOTONES AND MUH EMOTING.\" \n\nSHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING RETARD. Calling Keanu Reeves Bad at acting becasue he can't emote is like saying is like calling A star Defenseman a bad hockey player because his wrist shot sucks. \n\nTHERE ARE A MILLION OTHER FACTORS. ",
"he looks ready for a new Bill and Ted...get hype",
"Those kettle chips are so damn good. ",
"I mean tbf it's not that much more ridiculous than the first's plot",
"Someone Photoshop it so his thumb and forefinger are touching 👌",
"Does he have a dog?",
"Neo never get old",
"Or you could use a million quick cuts. I'm looking at you Iron Fist.",
"As a New Yorker I'm jealous that you have a store where you can buy liquor and chips in one place.",
"Get funky?\n\nI think I have a cowbell around here somewhere...",
"As long as he keeps making everybody feel all happy. If he were a crappy god-like person, his powers would fade.",
"Every January 2nd should be \"Happy Kea-NU Year\"... ",
"Man kettle has some good chips",
"Being named after this guy I appreciate his wholesomeness. ",
"Ill take one jalapenos bag please, thanks.",
"No kidding. That video has five awesome throws straight out of Judo:\n\n0:20 - Harai Goshi (sweeping hip throw)\n0:36 - Sumi Gaeshi (corner reversal, a sacrifice throw)\n0:46 - Ippon Seoi Nage (one arm shoulder throw)\n0:52 - Sumi Gaeshi with a jump entry\n1:10 - Sasai Tsurikomi Ashi (lifting-pulling foot throw)\n\nEDIT: A few people have suggested alternatives, and while I think the above identifications are correct, the differences between some throws are subtle, so its hard to tell from a fast action video. These are equally likely to be correct:\n\n0:36 - Hikikomi Gaeshi (pulling-in counter) — distinguished from Sumi Gaeshi by whether you trap the arm (thanks /u/5HTRonin)\n0:52 - Yoko Tomoe Nage (side circle throw) — distinguished from Sumi Gaeshi by having the throwing foot on the hip rather than the inner thigh (thanks /u/SlenderBuddha)",
"You scared me. It was put out in 1997 so it is just over 20 years old. Although that is still unnerving to me.",
"Oh I have no doubt Jerry is a douche\n\nI’m Keanu’s neighbor, actually. He’s very nice, very humble. ",
"I feel like someone should take Keanu in and take care of him. ",
"Must be working on John Wick 3",
"Worked on Matrix and Mission Impossible 2 at Fox Studios in Sydney.\nTom Cruise: He is nice to actors, but everyone else is beneath him. You have to sign a contract saying you won't speak to him or look him in the eyes, even off set. He is a good actor, but a lot of it is due to things being setup to suit his only style of acting. Everything has to be just right. He isn't very versatile, and in every movie it's just Tom Cruise doing stuff rather than him playing a character.\n\nKeanu Reeves: Good actor in any situation, very dedicated and can switch it on and off at a moment's notice, even in non-ideal situations.\nWhen his personal assistant asked me to leave the catering room so he could have lunch in peace, Keanu walked over, told the assistant to fuck off, and had lunch with me. Even invited the Wachowskis over and we spent the next 2 hours chatting about random shit.\nHe's a totally legit down to earth guy, and was also super supportive of Lana as she was just coming out as transgender at the time. (Look up Wachowskis if you don't know what I'm talking about)\nHe thinks of himself no higher than the lowest paid crew member on set, and is always looking out for everyone else.",
"I want sommadem unflavored chips",
"Ben Solo, the prime years. ",
"Keanu and discount Matilda from Leon: The Professional ",
"GPS satellite....",
"What the fuck is wrong with you that’s a child",
"Tim's has best jalapeno chips, imo.",
"The man is a really good person in his personal life too. Does a bunch of charity work and is all around is a kind and gentle person. His story is unfortunately not for the faint of heart, it reads more like the makings of a broken man than the story of a person who acts as he does.",
"In pre production so soon",
"If somebody show me a pic of both, it will make my day.",
"Yeah that scene hurt me in the theater. I thought I was gonna really dislike the film after I watched it, but the rest wasn't as bad. Or I got over it, I can't actually remember.",
"Keanu is trying to win \"Best what year is it Robin Williams\" contest",
"I never even heard of it until about 2 years ago when I caught it on TV in the middle of the night. I thought it was crazy that I never heard of it when it's so bad ass!",
"I want to meet him. Just to have a chat. ",
"A famous person actually deserving of praise in years of hearing nothing but bad and scummy stuff!",
"Geeze, he's had a hard fucking life. Alcoholic dad who wasn't in the picture, muliple step fathers, stillborn child and then his girlfriend's death in a car accident. Sad Keanu doesn't seem quite as funny to me anymore. Poor guy.",
"I love the fight scenes in these movies because they don’t show John as this über badass who can eat hits like cotton candy. When he is hit you can see him sweat and bleed. It makes him more human, which is what a lot of action films fail to do.",
"He looks pretty adorable here, for a guy who actually once killed a man with a pencil. *A fucking. Pencil.*",
"Yeah. :) say hi to him for me. Actually i did like him in the speed movies before matrix. Tell him “some guy on Reddit says he’s your biggest fan because you got to make out with sandra” \n\nHave you seen The Net? Best sandra bullock film ever!",
"I love kettle chips ",
"Hold my spoon^wait ^there ^is ^no ^spoon I'm going in",
"so you upvote all comments, eh? well, free karma!",
"hahaha that's an awesome story. I wish I were famous just so I could leave an impact on people's lives in those weird simple ways",
"Make tax-deductible \"donations\" to the church to avoid paying taxes. The church then spends that money back on the people who donate the most money. ",
"Been a while, but IIRC you can count the rounds in those movies and he reloads every time a gun would/should be empty. Or sooner. Pistols, rifles, shotguns, the guns in those movies...or at least his...hold a realistic number of bullets. \n\nKinda cool. ",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"I’m too focused on the food behinds him.",
"Keanu is a worldwide treasure",
"Thank you ;)",
"Honest question: Why is this on the front page? It's \"just\" a picture of a celebrity.",
"Yeah I def wouldn't say that to him, that's such a backhanded compliment lol ",
"He looks so young, hardly looks like 53!",
"Good chip selection ",
"If he's happy, I'm happy.",
"Hey, Much Ado About Nothing may not have been a traditional blockbuster, but it tripled it's budget in sales. And the cast list is a who's-who of a-list actors.",
"Seeing this has to be a good omen, right? 2018 is gonna be a great year.",
"Unmanned drones.\n\nGPS satellites.\n\nF O O K I N’ L A S E R S I G H T S. ",
"That's really disappointing about Mr. Fishburne.",
"It’s..... a joke man. That’s all. Just a joke. Not all things on the internet are literal. ",
"Scanner Darkly was one of the darkest movies ever.",
"I thought it was cool how The Matrix predicted the invention of Soylent",
"Lol I really spent about way too long trying to figure out how the fuck to do it on mobile. Thank the pigferretGODS",
"John Wick 3 - Who Stole my Kettle Cooked",
"SHAKE IT SHAKE IT SHAKE IT. SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE",
"When I work for a DirecTV I knew a guy who installed his service. Said that he poured him a Coke and they had a cigarette together on the balcony. Said it was a good conversation.",
"And legit did the fight scene in the club in the first John Wick with high temperature fever. Obviously an immortal",
"GIVE US A BEAUTIFUL JOHN WICK 3 YOU MAGNIFICENT AMAZING JOYOUS MAN",
"Neat ",
"Keanu is one of those rare celebrities that would absolutely crush me, should something horrible come out about him. He just seems like such a legit dude and I wish the best for him.",
"Opposite of Logan Paul Trash",
"Is that a custom helmet?",
"The honey Dijon is pretty good, hard to find in my woods though:( but I found some in Siesta Key in Florida last year! I don't see it in the photo, do you?\n\nI just like to assume he went in there to get the same snack I like lol",
"Sponsored Content!!! Luv u Keanu",
"And 'The Bad Batch'...",
"it probably does- but there could really be worse things in life. \n\nWhat do people expect when they do blockbuster movies? Just go do some broadway plays or something, no need to be ultra famous if it bothers you that much",
"Keanu is like your neighbor next door that says hi all the time and always checks up with you on daily events.",
"Unbelievably epic ",
"John wick 3 coming soon ",
"On a related note, the maple bacon flavor of those Kettle chips are incredible! 10/10 would recommend. ",
"Have one. It's the fuck you money part I'm missing lol.",
"If you watch his inside the actors studio (tom) its pretty clear that his childhood was the kind that would be a potent incubator for mental illness/depression/anxiety.",
"He doesn't strike me as the gun type off camera",
"I think thats a boy. ",
"Better luck next time cuz. Damn I love that smile shift in the very end. ",
"And the lakehouse",
"he* ",
"YUMMY YOGURT",
"Seeing any random picture of Keanu, or ready anything that even mentions his name, makes me smile and gives me a warm fuzzy feeling knowing his existence makes the world a better place. Unfortunately can’t say that about the a lot of people that occupy the same planet as him. ",
"Yeah another user pointed this out and I’m ordering some of amazon to try them. ",
"In the kettle chips aisle, eh? Posh git. \n\nBut seriously, folks, a true star who has never let his stardom go to his head. A Top Bloke. \n\nWhat number do you reckon he's thinking of? ",
"If only one bad guy brought a gun.",
"I'm going to pretty devastated when #metoo reveals he uses his patriarchy to rape and eats the toes of his victims in PCP fuelled rages.",
"A bad ass buddy cop movie staring Tom Hanks and Keanu Reeves would be so great.",
"You know him?",
"holy shit they're so cute\n\nand wtf sandra bullock is so adorable omg im in love with everyone there",
"Has anyone noticed the position of his hand on his knee? Don't look!! X_x\n\nCoincidence??!",
"Lake House. Idgaf, my 10yo daughter and I love that movie ",
"Keanu for president 2020",
"Sploosh",
" He also helps design and produce a series of motorcycles. If you ever see him talking about it, you can tell he loves it like a kid loves his Nintendo.",
"Are the sound effects real?! I seriously lost my breath from the sudden laughter, that's hilarious. I gave up after they Takened his family the first time and haven't watched the others. ",
"Of course he is by vodka. Lives off vodka and blood ",
"Jesus!",
"Lol TIL I was raised the same way as he was.\n\nI wonder if he got any mental health issues from it.",
"I remember in 6th grade doing a acting biography of Keanu Reeves. This was right after Speed had just came out, and I was blow away by it. Was and always will be my favorite person to watch on screen.",
"It wasn't random people, you played with your friends. It did end up getting banned pretty quick so get ready for that. ",
"Is this Greenblatt's?",
"One of my all time favorites. ",
"One of his most underrated movies. ",
"Honestly, also surprisingly one of the greatest movie endings of all time. Using Kiss so epically, and all the newspaper/magazine covers, so good...",
"Why does no one have the Spicy Thai Kettle chips anymore? Those were the best.",
"TIL America has a huge variety of kettle chips ",
"He really killed it in Scanner Darkly. Walk in the Clouds was a miscast.",
"At first I've read Netflix on those chips.",
"It's from a song teaching kids the name of each finger. [Here's the best source I can find](https://youtu.be/Xlow12sSdmc). You can see Rogers smile and look at the camera when he gets to middle.",
"It's gonna be a good year.",
"Unfortunately they are not the only people on the road. Seen way too many accidents where it was not the motorcyclist fault at all.",
"The new Star Wars movie looks lit",
"happy birthday",
"You should watch The Raid movies if you haven't already. ",
"Yes, you will. ",
"Everything in this pic kicks ass. Keanu. The little girl. That helmet. That top shelf booze. KETTLE CHIPS!!",
"u/goatcopter \n\nKeanu is not a black belt in Judo. Most of the throws he uses aren't crazy setups or anything, just standard \"dude from x direction, hit this throw\". None of which is meant to take away from his ability, the fact that he's a white belt in both Judo and BJJ doing this shit is nothing short of incredible. \n\nEDIT: Also, 85% sure that last throw was a Tomoe Nage with a jumping entry.",
"That's one of the best worst scenarios I can think of. ",
"Isn't Crenshaw the hood? Seems like an odd place for those companies.",
"I can't say I have seen all of these actors movies but here are a few I would suggest to see what I mean....for Tom Hardy-The Revenant, The Dark Knight Rises, for Heath Ledger-The Dark Knight, for Charlize Theron-Monster(oscar winner), for Christian Bale-The Prestige, The Machinist. I can't say i'm a huge fan of Daniel Day Lewis because I haven't seen a bunch of his work but he is often talked about as a method actor. I agree that accents can be off putting. But you also have to take into account that Tom Hardy, Bale and many British actors to flawless American accents. If you ever have time definitely check out those movies. Im not discounting Denzel, tom cruise, Hopkins etc. I honestly find them hugely entertaining. Edge of Tomorrow is one of my favorites. I just find their characters to all be very similar like how Michael Cera is always the awkward but charming nerd. Or Seth Rogan is the funny stoner. Liam Neeson is always a brooding, ass kicking, bad ass. Denzel is always a handsome, intelligent, hero type. I suppose alot of it has to do with type casting as well. Its not even a bad thing to me. I just appreciate an actor who can take on very diverse roles.",
"Gosh, no, I speak only of how he handles himself in interviews and the like. \n\nHe is into motorbikes in rather a big way.. Never met a motorcyclist I didn't like. Perhaps this clouds my judgement, I don't know. ",
"Assuming everything except the two taxis crashes and flip was him ",
"I love how he had a gun the whole time and just wanted to kick some ass instead. ",
"Kettle chips are so delicious! ",
"My hero ",
"When I was younger I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my sister got her hair done. So there I am sitting in the waiting room of a hair salon with my niece, and who walks in but Keanu Reeves. I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he read a magazine and waited, but I was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon though my niece started crying, and I'm trying to quiet her down because I didn't want to bother Keanu, but she wouldn't stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Keanu Reeves put down his magazine, picked up my niece, and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of a hair salon. Chill guy, really nice about it.",
"or The Raid and Raid 2",
"Fuck being \"cool\". Just be you. That's \"cool\" to me. And I'm cool. ",
"Trust me, you're going to love it.",
"People lie, people's actions lie what doesn't lie is people's money. Keanu lives a modest lifestyle and he donates a good amount of his money to cancer research",
"Is this the third installment of John Wick?",
"Is that his daughter?",
"To this day, the only actor who's movies I pay to go see. \nAll, and all of them. \n\n/whose?",
"> Keanu is almost flawless at gunplay.\n\n[For him, it's not gun \"play.\" It's fucking real.](https://youtu.be/rCIgpUTvfsA)",
"They have a pepproncini flavor that’s outstanding. Just found them so don’t know if they are new or newly stocked, but damn are they tasty",
"Omg he is still sexy as hell. ",
"Bill and Ted is a movie that encompasses and transcends all genres",
"Elon is in now way good enough for Keanu ",
"Leather jacket, for sure. Oh, and wear cool shades indoors. ",
"Lake House is mint and it’s one of those I watched in 8th grade or early high school because I thought it put me at a higher emotional level than my classmates lol",
"There's bunch of videos of him shooting with Taran on [Taran's channel.](https://www.youtube.com/user/TaranTactical/search?query=keanu) ",
">First Keanew pic\n\nFTFY",
"Is he ever going to start aging ?",
"If you make a movie and your lead needs to be a stoic bad-ass. Keanu is your man. He plays that better than anyone else IMO. :) If you making a movie that requires long emotional speeches, then look elsewhere.\n\nI think though that it is true for most actors, they need to find out what kinda roles they excel in and stick to those, I think Keanu (and movie makers) took a while to realize that about him.\n\nI mean, they didn't think John Wick was going to be a big success, but in hind-sight, they casted a well known actor in the type of role he does best (better than most) and combined that with realistic combat scenes and realistic gun handling - for today's audience the holy grail - how could it NOT be a success :)",
"He doesn't rape, he's just a tough employer. Everybody that works at spacex and tesla knew what they were getting themselves into, and the interview process is so rigorous it's not like you ended up there by accident. \n\nAaaaand they're not breaking any employment laws, so basically \"it sucks to work there\" is as far as you can take the argument. ",
"that...doesn’t really make sense",
"Seems like a real cele’broty. ",
"You never know on the internet.....",
"John Wick series is basically America's The Raid series. If you haven't seen it I highly recommend it. ",
"Damn it Keanu... you win this circle game...",
"Oh god so many flavors. My current favorite is pepperoncini, which I just found, but it just replaced the sea salt and vinegar. ",
"Aww I hope I remain as cool and composed as that little kid if I ever run into Keanu. \n\n\n\n\n\nI LOVE YOU KEANUUUUUUUUU!!!!",
"Then there are actors like Gary Oldman where I do not realize he was in the movie or when he was doing an interview and gets into character, and before he says a word, he transforms into someone else.",
"I’m super stoked ",
"It's ok. The important part if we've realized the errors of our ways and now recognize Keanu as the righteous human being he is",
"I'll thank *you* later ",
"My mom rented it when I was a teen. She was known for picking duds but every now and then brought a good one. I knew nothing about it and watched it alone in the dark...scared the shit out of me. Such a great film. She did the same thing with From Dusk til Dawn, which I also watched alone in the dark. Once again, scared the fuck out of me. ",
"Keanu is the man",
"It’s Bob!",
"Makes me wonder if Keanu was in the liquor section first or the parent and their kid were. Rough days ahead for that kid if it was Keanu happening upon them their. ",
"I want a picture of him with \"homeless\" Dave Letterman",
"Nope. His daughter died at birth. ",
"EXCELLENT!! ",
"not even remotely better tbh. I very much enjoyed my time not being punched in school.",
"Could be CA",
"I can't tell if this guy actually thinks that older people have an advantage against younger people in strength",
"He’s not American born, sadly ",
"Logan 2 ",
"I think it was the other way around. Season 2 hid cuts when the lights flickered. Season 1 was legit.",
"Nice try generic chip company!!",
"Glad to see Chris Klein is doing well ",
"I want some kettle chips now",
"Fucking nobody ever carries the New York Cheddar flavor of Kettle Chips, including wherever this place is.",
"That can't have been a shocking revelation.",
"Anyone notice his right hand?\n",
"Really...53 years old and not a single grey hair?",
"He didn't have a very big role, but he was in:\n\"To the Bone\" as well. That's a drama.\nIts not big though. (neither was scanner darkly though, really :)",
"It’s Keanu. He’s basically Jesus reincarnated. ",
"He played the villain pretty well in that one movie. ",
"Check the name of director. He is one of duo who directed John Wick.",
"He's real life Big Boss. Age doesn't slow him down one bit.",
"One would say Obama wasn’t either",
"NO! GET HARDER!",
"Awesome ",
"honestly those Salt & Pepper Kettle chips are the bomb",
"They're my favorite ",
"did you just make a regular car review reference there?",
"Sick fuck.\n\nEdit in reply to yours:\nIt's not a joke though.\nBefore I commented I looked at your post history just in case you were serious.. and.. you are posting in [nsfw] r/Shadman which is a creepfest with ~ Happy Fapping ~ posted in the sidebar.\n\n\n> \n> /u/ChaotiCak\n> \n> Damn what a hottie! No, not Keanu.\n> \n> EDIT: Yes, yess, let the anger flow through you! Seriously though the amount of salt this simple joke is getting is very much pleasing me.\n",
"Notice how no male is allowed to casually put their arms around any female now. And definitely not an adult man with a young girl.\n\nKeanu doesn't want to lose his next film from bullshit sexual harassment/pedo claims. Just not worth it.\n\nStupid/evil people ruin the world for the rest of us.",
"Guess that this will be our John Wick Chapter 3 beard ",
"HE'S AN ABSENTEE LANDLORD! The book was pretty good too, read it on a plane",
"Neo has been spotted.",
"Unmanned drones",
"it's because he's slowly sucking the life force from the little girl, she was 4 yrs old at the start of the photo.",
"Matrix is not an action movie, although it does have quite a bit of action sequences.\n\nAnd Constantine sure isn't even close.",
"For a moment, I thought he was doing the Circle Game.",
"He's going to play Bebop?! He'll have to gain a lot of weight to play a space ship!",
"Look at his right leg...",
">“I could live on what I have already made for the next few centuries.\"\n\nKeanu Reeves is immortal confirmed?\n\n",
"I'll allow him to punch me.",
"My gf was his assistant on a movie. Says he’s a total sweet heart in person ",
"Ah Yes, he's such an asshole for hating a cult that severely manipulates people into devoting both their life and money to them",
"UGH! Never thought I could be so jealous of a child!",
"and that bourne supremacy director - totally shakey cam villain ",
"Good point. ",
"Does it run Arch Linux?",
"A flying elephant",
"That 👌 hand shape better not have been intentional..",
"I wish I could afford his motorbikes. They look amazing.",
"That shaky shit is the worst.",
"Keanew picture of the year",
"I always assumed he lived in the north.. If that's the case that's a cold ride",
"Oh man Hardball is such a good movie.\n\n\"I love it when you call me Big Papa\"\n\nRIP G Baby",
"Free advertising for Kettle Chips",
"Y'all see those Salt and Pepper chips in the background? They're amazing.",
"I'm a jalapeno kettle chip fan, but my daughter will only let me buy the sea salt and vinegar. ",
"Oh god! The article had a link to another way scarier stalker intruder story about Sandra Bullock.",
"Oh man i love The Replacements! That was a great movie",
"God dammit... I'm 29 and I look about 5 years older than Keane Reeves at like age 60 (or 48 or whatever his age actually is, you fucks). ",
"[Damn right!](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0230838/)",
"Fuck I love those kettle chips ",
"Ya",
"Everyone forgets he was in Sweet November. Only 3 movies have ever made me cry: Where the Red Fern Grows, Dumbo and Sweet November",
"A drama with horror *in* it, which is not the same thing. It's a great, timeless, doomed romance story with a fantastic love triangle.",
"My idiot boss - basically the principle of our school and a 50 year old \"grown up\" - brought this game back on a school camping trip. \n\nI nearly murdered the man. \n\nI had kids crying after getting punched, fistfights breaking out with choruses of \"I got you\" and \"nuh-uh!\", and I told more than a few elementary aged children that the next kid to come to me faking an injury with the purposes of \"getting me\" would be GIVEN a real injury to be treated for. \n\nI also shoved a second grader who tried to punch me, but he totally deserved it. Was able to play it off as my blocking his punch, but I really laid into that fucker. \n",
"Was it underrated though? I thought it got the love it deserved. It's just kinda old at this point so it doesn't get talked about anymore.",
"UFC Fighter Randy Couture fought for the time at the age of 49. He was an absolute beast! ",
"He also played a spiritual dentist in Thumbsucker. Blew my mind he was in that flick.",
"A very humble actor of Hollywood",
"Don’t forget the classic, The Lake House. ",
"Be Excellent to each other",
"I want to trail blaze with him",
"He's trying to convince us he ages by growing his hair out",
"Almost as if The Littlest Hobo was reincarnated as a human.",
"Man same here the first thing I thought was holy shit I haven't seen that in forever. I need to watch it again now. Along with The Replacements and Hardball.\n\n\nEdit: Also need to rewatch Man of Tai Chi. It's a pretty badass movie with Keanu playing the villain. If you haven't seen it then I highly recommend it.",
"Is that an RF-1200?",
"Damn. How can a man handle that. I think i will add him as one of my inspirations. No homo",
"And the a e s t h e t i c in general.",
"Oh wow I've never noticed that. It's like a cleaner, longer blast. ",
"Lol his accent in Dracula wasn't too great either. But don't get me wrong, I love Keanu.",
"Why do I love him so much? As a heterosexual male... I can’t fathom this ",
"You know how Mister Rogers' car got stolen and the thief returned it? Well, there's this story about Keanu's car and his dog...",
"I guess I had a dream Keanu died the other night and just realized he didn't. I smiled extra. ",
"It’s all about perspective. ",
"With the girl from \"Logan\" she was a fucking fierce pistol",
"Nice. I remember liking that movie but I don't remember much more than the premise. I think I watched it while I was locked up.",
"Johnny Fucking Utah",
"Tomorrow’s news: \n\n“Three victims come forward accusing Reeves of sexual harassment” \n\nLol, could you imagine? ",
"I’m 99% sure that was a girl who went to a camp I used to work at ",
"Oh wow I forgot all about that movie. Didn't it also have Charlize Theron? I watched that movie on a plane one time not having heard anything about it so I wasn't really expecting much but I ended up really enjoying it.",
"You *back the fuck* ***up,*** cowboy.",
"John Wick: Chapter 3: Logan's Daughter",
"It was just a dog!",
"It's not sadness, it's just the look of a man trying to decide between jalapeno or salt & vinegar Kettle Potato Chips. We've all been there. ",
"thanks",
"It's a very impressive pivot, though, you gotta admit.",
"Those jalapeño kettle chips look tasty",
"Booze, tatochips, motorcycles... and a disheveled little girl.... This is a very twisted movie plot Keanu. ",
"Check out Tony Jaa as well in his Ong Bak films.",
"John Wick has solidified him as a TRUE action star. He gets better as he gets older.",
"Keanu was there for the chips, the girl was there for the liquor.",
"Can someone edit his fingers on his right hand to make the sign? The one you aren't supposed to look at?",
"No comment that he is standing next to the liquor shelf.. \n",
"Those are sad because the actors and choreography hold up, the camera work nearly ruins all of it.",
"Thank you, nothing is better than a Keanu pic!",
"OK. I gotta see about a girl.",
"Isn't that the guy who plays Cyclo Ken in that new Star Battles movie: The Last Remaining Jed?",
"With cold weather practically everywhere, where is he still able to ride? ",
"Alright, well, I'll leave you to it, then.",
"He was also in Point Break, Constantine and Man of Tai Chi, which are action movies (Constantine is more of a Fantasy/Thriller) but they're all really good.\n\nIf you haven't seen Man of Tai Chi I highly recommend it. He plays a great villain and the action in the movie is pretty badass.",
"Knowing him i bet he was the one asking for the picture",
"He’s an actor. It’s easier to put in a stunt man when his face is obscured. And those scenes have cuts. Just hidden.",
"That kid looks like they could be Keanu's kid.",
"Alright alright alright.",
"Whoa! Did you just assume it's gender!? ",
"He’s literally the best.",
"I didn't realize there were that many kinds of Kettle brand chips",
"He's grown young! ",
"Anyone notice his hand... inspiring.",
">Could be a good lesson about always being vigilante because the Devil don't quit\n\n\nWelp, time to start building an arsenal and drawing up designs for the supersuit. It's time to...*shotgun pump* put the heat on crime",
"Kettle Chips are really good if, anyone here hasn't had them before",
"He was also in Lakehouse im pretty sure",
"That girl is so lucky. Such a great pic!",
"God damn! What a baller! ",
"Spacey bummed me out. This would result in clinical depression.\n",
"Looks like it could be his kid, though. It's a pretty good resemblance.",
"Just what Hollywood needs, more remakes",
"*Christians intensifies*",
"Sponsored by Kettle",
"He is Mr. Rogers, defender of neighborhoodness",
"Kettle Chips are yum",
"TIL: hes not in the back of a gas station...trying to score dope..! He's doing it for the photo ops and posing with the children! \n\nSuch a great man.... Giving away guitars, free restroom passes... Noble Actor.. ! Wylde Stallion...",
"Sploosh ",
"What kind of bike does he ride? ",
"It is mightier than a sword after all, .. also much more accessible.",
"If kung fu drams are your thing, most martial arts films coming out of asia (especially Hong Kong) are usually masterfully edited and choreographed since an unspoken perquisite to being an actor there is knowing martial arts ",
"It's been 8 years. Christopher isn't coming back, is he? :(",
"This is like the new Logan starring Keanu and this little girl!",
"https://imgur.com/a/2IMuj",
"And a fookin penceel",
"He would be a great father ",
"Keanusawki",
"Yes, but Superman's name is Christopher Reeve (no S on the end); I think it's a common misconception. ",
"Did you say \"Hey Larry! I loved you in MASH! Can I get a photo?\"",
"Wtf... No Ted Theodore Logan..... Or is that an action movie to you?! Man... Rufus is gonna be pissed!",
"Nah, I wouldn't want to bog him down with our petty mortal grievances. He deserves better.",
"An important moment in history was made here. There is free advertisement for good stuff, an adorable child, and even cuter Keanu motherfuckin' Reeves! It's just so much to take in... ZzzOMFG! 🙃",
"Hold my pencil, I’m going in ",
"Viral marketing for kettle crisps??",
"It's on HBO GO currently for anyone who got the urge to rewatch it from these comments. So is John Wick 2",
"Perfect. ",
"Hey now. I'm almost fifty and I can still snowboard a pipe and ride a sportbike and split wood and fight Russian gangs in hand-to-hand combat.\n\nOkay, that last one is a lie.",
"#onthewaytokillSantino",
"Also, Kettle Chips!",
"Yes you are",
"I trust in the Reeves, but even the most seasoned and salted riders are not immune to acts of God. \n\nOne upvote = one prayer for Keanu's safe travels",
"It's a place in [Brooklyn.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dumbo,_Brooklyn)\n\nAnd isn't [quite as bad](https://goo.gl/maps/UV8DgTiGR342) as the name sounds.",
"Right hand is almost there 👌🏼",
"Someone tell Keanu about aging, so he can start aging. Dude has looked 30 for 20 years.",
"I could throw a tuna cut roll and hit greenblatt’s from where I live. Wyd? ",
"You don’t have to be famous for that. I have a lot of memories of interactions with random not-famous people who did something cool/interesting the one time I ran into them. Just be friendly and chill and eventually some kid will have a story about how SloppySynapses pushed all the buttons in the elevator with him.",
"They still teach that song in school around here.",
"Best part of that scene is the Russian guy’s reaction. His body language is like, “Yeah, that *was* a pretty good trick!”",
"Too soon.",
"Great scene, great movie (and I upvoted your comment, to preface what I'm about to nitpick): \n\nDidn't this movie come out in '97, making it only 20 years old? I only do this because I'm about to turn a decade older in a couple months and I am bummed out by all these comments by redditors who were born when I was getting my first job. ",
"People keep saying I snack.\n\nYeah.\n\nI’m thinkin **I SNACK.**",
"Is it safe to say that the movie \"Knock Knock\" was the worst decision he took for all his entire career? ",
"Sexual assault news incoming. ",
"Well, I’m a little confused by your tactics, so I’m just going to keep actin’ tough until I figure them out",
"You gave me a good chuckle, +1",
"The only thing that seems to deteriorate a bit with age is your endurance and recovery time. \n\nGo look at a recent concert film of 2017 mick jagger. Sure the man looks like shit, but he dances around like he’s anything but 70 something. The rest of that band acts like geriatrics though. ",
"That still guts me to this day. ",
"Might be just me loving it way too much. ",
"Her: “Just came to get some chips,”\nKeanu: “Just came to get some liquor.”\n\nEdit: you read his line as John Wick... with that dry, dusty, assassins voice. ",
"Death's failed solo career shown in magazine covers. So good indeed. Just rewatched it for the first time in years, I appreciate it even more now.",
"Doesn't Keanu live in Vancouver?",
"\"Look, I know the guy at the counter. He'll sell it to you *because* you're an 8 year old girl. Meanwhile he just happens to know my AA sponsor. So can we deal?\"",
"To wake up and see this, warm and cozy even out of bed. ",
"Leon The Professional 2",
"KeaNEW?\n\n..I️ regret nothing ",
"She looks exactly like our daughter. She even asked when she met Keanu.",
"Hopefully it isn’t compartment syndrome. That does not seem like a pleasant place to need a fasciotomy. ",
"> for Tom Hardy-The Revenant, The Dark Knight Rises, for Heath Ledger-The Dark Knight, for Charlize Theron-Monster(oscar winner), for Christian Bale-The Prestige, The Machinist.\n\nI've seen all of those, and by and large (other than Ledger for the most part), they stick out as acting.",
"Hulk hogan was intimating that back when gawker? Was releasing secret tapes of him.. ",
"I THOUGHT HE KNEW KUNG FU",
"https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01GOTHTQS/ref=cm_sw_r_sms_c_api_aLhtAbDB5156J\n\nInsanely good ",
"My man.",
"The fact he hasn't raped anyone is a big plus these days. ",
"her right hand looks like that of a grown up",
"check out \"the raid\", it's indonesian but hands down the best action movie ever made for pure action. Storyline is pretty much just a premise/setting with a weak twist but who cares. It's the best fights you will ever watch and then you watch the raid two",
"Wow, what a nice guy! Teets and all.",
"I really hope that that just becomes the used picture when it gets reposted.",
"Yeah, [pretty much](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoNWU2cox9w)",
"https://media.giphy.com/media/wediBAZdcRrMY/giphy.gif",
"Sodom and Gomorrah. Duh. ",
"A fucking. *Pencil*.",
"this feels like subliminal advertisement by kettle, because i kinda want some kettle chips now",
"Can't beleive i'm defending Mr Bay here, but the Transformers movies have seamless blending of practical and digital effects. Just check any the numerous behind the scenes of his movies and see the extremely complex stuntwork there\n\n[Example](https://youtu.be/uadki0enVyg)",
"...he does 3-gun sport shooting. The reason they didn't need to shaky-cam the John Wick movies? [Because he's actually that proficient at it.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mEuQt16PVY) So yeah. He's _very much_ a 'gun type'.",
"Probably on his Arch motorcycle good man Co creator too ",
"I just watched the Matrix tonight",
"Another good example of this is the fight scenes in DareDevil. I can still vivdly remember that warehouse fight in the 2nd episode (I think?). You could literally see the actor getting fatigued",
"Is that the fucking circle game?",
"Keanu Reeves will never not be cool.",
"This makes me happy :)",
"Is this the new Taken 4?",
"A six inch blade never loses reception.",
"I've never met a star just out and about. Tom Hanks shot some of Road to Perdition down the street from my house and I saw him but I didn't get to meet him. My brother, however, ran into Mel Gibson back when he was shooting What Women Want. No picture though.",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-g5Npln9wE",
"get out",
"I do do that stuff, I just think it'd be cool to be known rather than a stranger haha",
"Just curious, what made you think that?",
"wow adam driver has been really growing out his beard ",
"I bet he saw her bending spoons and asked for a pic",
"As long as no more dogs are harmed",
"You *might* want to consider [\"Soylent Green\"](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070723/) as a stronger precursor to the Soylent product.\n",
"Parenthood. He was great in that movie.",
"The internet loves him",
"Damn, they do jalapeño? Wish you could get them here.",
"Here he is offering his seat to a lady on the subway: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMB1EOnUwX8",
"You should check out some documentaries or books about Scientology. A lot of their 'members' are virtually being held hostage. They keep files/dirt on every celebrity from their auditing sessions. They blackmailed John Travolta the same way whenever he stepped out of line.",
"If Keanu shaves, he will look 20 again.",
"Thanks",
"It is probably because somewhere in the back of your mind you probably recall this. Forgive the stupid title. \n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMB1EOnUwX8",
"He’ll always be Ted Theodore Logan to me",
"Think ... of me.",
"Babes in Toyland!He sings with Drew Barrymore.\nSuch a classic!\n",
"One Mindful man can change everything negative of the world. Namaste ",
"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientology_controversies\n\nMaybe take a read before you open your figurative mouth",
"I refer to that as \"doing a John Wick\" whenever I do that in Warframe.",
"Simon's Tobago Mr roboto",
"It kind of looks like she's carrying a sixer",
"Are we forgetting about the Lake house?!? ",
"Honestly, would you?",
"If only he + Sandra Bullock were an actual couple irl ...ah well at least we have Speed & The Lake House",
"This is off topic but that article reads like it was written by someone in middle school. ",
"You'd never suspect Keanu",
"Little babby me cried like a bitch at that scene. My brother mocked me for it by playing it back a few times. ",
"i think your dother very nice cute beby ",
"I want chips.",
"I really hope I've crossed paths with him somewhere while riding on the PCH. Someone knocked me off my motorcycle last month so I've gotta heal before I can go on another ride hoping to run into him at a gas station. ",
"> I always hear that John Travolta, Johnny Trejo and Keanu are the nicest in Hollywood.\n\nDanny Trejo?",
"This jerk just keeps getting better looking every year, what the shit?!",
"I've met her. She made my Surrogate mother's wedding dress in 1974. ",
"Around Point Break... Maybe Speed. Just thought he was a meathead.",
"ikr!\nWatched one of the Taken movies, nearly had a stroke from the number of cuts in a single goddamn scene",
"Whaaaaaaaaaaaat.\nWhere is this!!!!!!!",
"At least she’s not Christian Bales mom and getting beat in the hotel ",
"I think Honey Dijon Kettle Chips are the best variety.",
"Good point.",
"He’s holding a helmet that’s branded for the KRGT-1, made by Arch Motorcycles, a motorcycle firm founded (and initially funded) by Keanu Reeves himself. He funded his builder and co-founder Gard Hollinger’s vision- basically Keanu gave him the resources to pursue his own designs from scratch, and see what happened. \n\nKeanu Reeves is a national treasure. ",
"Clearly trying to get them on a sugar addiction before they move them up to an alcohol addiction. ^^/s",
"he's the coolest",
"Did you mean late 60s/early 70s? I think he was in high school in the late 50s.",
"Anybody remember him in the movie “Parenthood”? He was even fun to watch way back then...",
"That is your surfing contact? ",
"Didn't know there were so many flavours for kettle chips",
"He looked like a 70's pork star in The Bad Batch.",
"Kettle chip sales will increase due to this post.",
"Yes, I know about the movie, but the stuff they make on the Nebuchadnezzar looks a lot like Soylent",
"More like, \"How's it hangin', stalker lady?\"",
"My best friend since kindergarten has had a massive crush and obsession of Keanu since we were like, 7-ish. And this was pre-Matrix years. It's fully possible the kid knew him as Neo. ",
"What's pretty crazy is that this comment has so many upvotes despite being proven completely wrong by just a quick glance at his IMDb page.",
"That's Great",
"I.. will.. cut you.... He is mine",
"How many Keanu pics do you average a year in the last 5 years? Or did you just randomly make up a sentence with the word year in it because it is New Years?",
"So much this! I love those kettle chips most of all.",
"Lawrence Fishburne was on The Nerdist podcast and mentioned he doesn't like taking photos with fans because they aren't meaningful. He said he'd much rather have a genuine interaction, get to know the person, talk about his movies or life, give a handshake or a hug with a fan as opposed to a canned photo for Instagram. Seemed like a real good man and I understand his point of view. ",
"Found Barbra Walters.",
"I meant *at the time*. John Wick released in 2014.",
"Kettle are so fuckin stoked right now ",
"I know I'm late but this is clearly a shill account for Kettle",
"He truly doesn't age. I don't think he just jumped off his motorcycle with full studio makeup on, this is just how this dude looks!",
"wao this one is nice",
"It’s definitely not an easy thing to get out of, but he’s a multi-millionaire. If he leaves he gets bad press for a few days/weeks and maybe has to stop acting, but still remains a millionaire. He may even get good press for going against Scientology. Unless he has some murders or something he admitted to it’s very unlikely his life will be anything but enjoyable a few months.\n\nI understand why he wouldn’t leave, but that doesn’t mean i don’t think he’s wrong for not leaving.\n\nSimilarly terry crews stood up against his abusers knowing it would likely cost him any chance of acting again and he would face some harassment. He still took a stand and has a ton of people behind him.",
"I always hear it as down* not directly. And yes we really do refer to it as Dumbo, quite frequently actually",
"John Wick finds out he had a long lost daughter",
"does he ever age?",
"Legend ",
"> Apencilypse\n\nCmon now.",
"Kind of was. I had been under the impression that my grandparents had convinced my mom to move back in with them and told him to fuck off. Come to find out he couldn’t even hold a full time job, ever, and had no intention of being a father. 🤷🏻♀️ In addition, he had some severe health issues that he refused to adhere to treatment for and lead to his early death. I can’t say I’m surprised. My uncle (his brother) told me that he had never had any ambition for anything in his life aside from drinking and sitting around doing fuck all. Can’t say it was much of a loss not knowing him after all.",
"Babba Yagga isn’t so scary on his days off",
"I wonder if Keanu knows what aging is",
"14 cuts when it should of only Taken 3",
"I'm a little surprised such a famous celebrity rides motorcycles, just considering the considerable risk to health",
"Link photo pls sir",
"How come you thought Keanu was a jackass?",
"Cut from the same cloth, they are.",
"Totally. I’ve always said that he is forever on my list.. but to just be my best friend. I feel like he’d be a great best friend. ",
"This is incredibly well done.",
"go away",
"Francis Ford Coppala's Bram Stokers Dracula is one my favorite films that Keanue has ever done, he tried, but kept giving off the bill and ted vibe even when he was supposed to be aged. I would recommend this film to anyone who hasn't seen it, this is from the director of the Godfather films and Apocalypse Now and I think is still underrated for special effects and imagination. ",
"Those Kettle Chips though. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm yummmm.",
"It just saves money. That's all it's for. It's a money saving technique. It is where the studio has decided to save money.\n\nI have no idea how much the director influences this. But it's (almost) never a cinematic technique. It's (almost) always a money-saving technique.",
"> DUMBO\n\nalso because it's the second result when you google the word dumbo",
"Seriously Lol ",
"...What are they gonna do? Show it uncut, and show an old man struggling to hop a fence?\n\nThese cuts are there to hide bad action. You can make the action good if you budget for it, but if you don't, then you have to make do with what you've got, and hide the bad with cuts and shakycam.",
"It's not like spike can't be and older guy. Spent a long time running from them demons. Then Jet just needs to be olde too.\n\nBuncha old run-down space cowboys.\n\nAssumi g of course that it doesnt adhere to cannon.",
"Amazon? If not pm me I’ll send you some. ",
"> it's all CGI so there's no excuse\n\nEh?\n\nIf you shakycam the CGI then you can spend less on the CGI because it doesn't have to be as convincing.\n\nThe \"excuse\" (well, the reason) is budget. Shakycam saves money. Even in CGI.",
"Thats exactly my experience... we were inside the building and there was only me, keanu, fishburne, and his two body guards and I said \"excuse me mr fishburne I'm a huge fan could I get a picture with you?\" His reply with that angry no was enough, but he went to his body guard and asked him to remove me from the premises even though I lived in the building. Before the body guard even grabbed me though keanu started talking to me, which really calmed the who situation down. Had no clue that LF would be so...angst? But i guess I understand, I would've taken a no and just left but he just took it one step further lol ",
"Keanu is the sweetest person ever. \nRecently he came to my small town to film and he took pictures with everyone who asked for one and even chatted with them.\nA very patient guy tbh ",
"I love R6 memes\n\nNow pass those plates around",
"Need pickle chips!!!",
"Isn't that crazy when you think about it? We can't teach kids a song where they just hold up each finger on their own hand individually. They aren't using it in any derogatory way and they likely don't even know about its meaning in the insulting way. But because it does have that meaning in society we can't teach kids a song where they hold up one of their own fingers on their own hands. Humans are weird creatures.",
"[How many you need?](https://media1.giphy.com/media/l1BgDIOByniXC/giphy.gif)",
"Leave it to Keanu to almost get us with the hand circle but show us sweet Keanu mercy",
"Whose kid is that? And why is the kid dressed like a bum?",
"I really like Keanu ",
"Is that literally all the smile he could squeeze out? Guy has something wrong with his facial nerves",
"I bought a kz1000 motorcycle because it's the one he rides in chain reaction and he looked so badass on it. I do not look as badass on it. ",
"It was big as a book. But it didn't break $10m http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=scannerdarkly.htm",
"\"naw, but how about some kettle chips?\" ",
"hes more of a victim than anything else like just about any other scientologist that arent part of the administration",
"it's the sweety man",
"I love Honey Dijon! They are easily the best flavour, but Kettle chips are shelved erratically. Try looking in the organic aisle if you can't find them in your regular chips section.",
"Met him down at Phillip island in Australia where he was testing a bike. \nWe were doing a track day and he personally came up and was chatting about bikes with our division for a good 2 hours. \n\nHonestly an incredible guy and very passionate.",
"Do you even know his tragic stories? \n",
"Does this make you a knit-wit?",
"That man is perfect in every.single.way.",
"yeah I understand that, I would've taken a simple no. I was just a little taken back. LF even tried to get his body guard to remove me from my own building, even though I lived there. If keanu didn't start talking to me the body guard probably wouldve dragged me out of my own building lobby. lol. ",
"I love him ",
"First time without the bench to sit on ",
"Kettle Chips couldn't have asked for a better advertisement.",
"**Barely containing rage**: *What about Honey Dijon?*",
"Logan 2",
"Makes me think of the scene from one of the Taken movies where Liam Neeson goes to hop a fence and they use like 5 or 6 jump cuts for him just to hop a fence. I realize it also has to do with Neeson not being able to perform the stunt himself but still...thats way too excessive.\n\nEdit: For anyone that hasn't seen it, [here it is](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCKhktcbfQM). And it's actually more like 11-12 jump cuts.",
"He’s old enough to be my father and yet I find him incredibly attractive. ",
"The Kettle Chips are arguably the centrepiece of this picture",
"I just wanna drink a beer or 2 with him once",
"Keanu cosplaying Revenant Keanu",
"You do know he's Canadian right? That's why he's so damn nice and polite! ",
"Cant believe he's 53 years old, looks like he could be in his 30's. ",
"Lol weird. I thought it would've been more around Bill and Ted",
"First movie in my life to make me cry like that, I was 12. RIP G.",
"Harrison ford is 75 at the moment, still doing a few action movies here and there.\nThough I can't say he does his own stunt.\nJacky Chan in the foreigner those though at 63. \n",
"Chippies!!!!",
"This is the best way to sum up Keanu Reeves. Like, this quote of yours should make absolutely zero sense yet it makes everything so clear.... I'm Drunk by the way. ",
"Can we also appreciate that killer selection of Kettle Chips?!?! I wish my Jewel had a selection like that. We only get like 4 flavors to choose from",
"This podcast is 100% worth listening to: [How Did This Get Made - The Lake House](http://www.earwolf.com/episode/the-lake-house-live/) ",
"Is it just me, or does he look a bit like Benedict Cumberpatch?",
"I hope he's happy.",
"Wanna see a magic trick?",
"The Baba Yaga",
"Dude hasn't aged in decades!!!",
"WYLD HIPSTERS!",
"I thought all the chips were going to change to say, \"KEATTLE.\" \n\nNot sure where this joke is going, I just wanted to say that. ",
"> *Christianing intensifies*\n\n\nFTFY",
"Where’s the Replacements love at? ",
"‘Can I please get a picture near the Kettle Chips Mr Reeves?’",
"https://bodyheightweight.com/keanu-reeves-family/",
"\"No one will ever believe you.\"",
">Covering for them only makes you look like you can't direct well enough to make a decent film.\n\n^ That is a criticism of a director.\n\n>I'm criticizing the films that they produce.\n\n^ That's you saying you're criticizing the film. \n\nLook, I'm not saying you don't have the right to criticize the films, by all means their goal is to create a product that you enjoy. What I'm saying is ... have you ever tried to get a toddler to do advanced mathematics? Sometimes you're lucky and get a genius who can.. but sometimes that's how impossible it is to get an actor to do what you need them to do to sell a scene. I'm just saying those covers are often necessary because to sell your product you get the names that sell. That doesn't always mean you get the names that are capable. It's not a black and white sign of a bad director if they have shakey cam and all of that shit. Sometimes shit happens.",
"Hey rich and famous people shop where there are Kettle brand chipz too! Sweet",
"Keanu Reeves is 54.",
"Your comment made many good points, but John Wick does not have more impressive fights than the Raid movies.",
"Can I just say real quick those Jalepeño Kettle Chips in the background are amazingly delicious ",
"He has such sad eyes, I want to cuddle him...and then have messy sex with him.",
"KeaNu Year?",
"[That's why I love Jackie Chan](https://youtu.be/Z1PCtIaM_GQ)",
"Sorry, you misunderstood/I wasn't clear. I meant that Atomic Blonde doesn't, The Raid movies are definitely more impressive ",
"How the fuck do you know he doesn't go out at night dressed in all black with a skull print T shirt, shooting LA drug dealers to shit? That might explain his natural fit for John Wick.",
"Jimmy's hand movement is the best little detail of that scene. ",
"I dont remember it working that way. ",
"Now that's some good marketing there in the background. Impeccably placed, organized array of Kettle Chips. Now everyone will want to try that mysterious Hawaiian Pineapple flavor.",
"\nYou know, I thought a similar thing. I'm happy you said that. For reasons unknown, it implies more than Mr. Rogers minding",
"The Replacements, star studded cast with Hackman Reeves playing off each other was a fun one.",
"Keanu Reeves rescued my family from a burning home, when I myself was not man enough... I owe Keanu my family, dignity and masculinity.",
"I honestly get nausea just from watching most of todays action flicks, because they skip and switch the camera or viewpoint so often it looks like 200 cuts in a minute.\n\nThat Halle Berry Catwomen Basketball scene comes to mind as an example, where i think its cut 167 times in about a minute, you just start to lose focus if its cut so often.\n\nJackie Chan and Keanu Reeves in John Wick are so good examples of how to do action right, but most actors arent skilled enough for the scenes and movies they are cast in so cuts are often a necessary evil unless they would rather go with someone more unknown but much more skilled :/\n\nEDIT: [Found it!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNlmRId2FVQ)\n\nDear Thor, i hate that scene so damn much for all its cuts...",
"He supports gun ownership but doesn't own one https://guncarrier.com/keanu-reeves-shoots-3-gun-and-his-stance-on-gun-control/",
"Is he secretly giving us that hand gesture?... does Keanu get to hit all of us now??",
"Everytime I see him I cringe inside knowing that he won't be playing Spike spiegel :/\n\nI don't care how old he is! He is the perfect Spike damnit!",
"I actually really like that movie lol.",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"So what you’re sayin is it could be improved with buell heads? /s",
"What a wonderful man",
"Ah yes, ambiguously worded. And I wondered what kind of madman would write such a thing. \n\nAnd still, for a Hollywood movie, JW definitely has the most impressive fight scenes since I don’t know when. Maybe ever?",
"Baba Yaga *shudders*",
"Underrated != good. It's one of my favorites, though. Had to go watch it right after I posted.",
"Despite all my rage I'm still just drivin' a cage",
"Yeah, normally due to no fault of their own, but bad standards for other drivers",
"how can we if you're consenting",
"Never met my dad. \n\n(>’-‘)>",
"And with a cherry on top, he's a humble down to earth mofo, one of the celebs you would actually want to meet without their personality ruining your impressions of them.",
"DELIGHTFUL",
"[Keanu memes.](https://i.imgur.com/oRxXmXB.jpg)",
"Why is he so perfect and pure?!",
"Look at the kettle chip variety tho!",
"You're keen, you",
"Neo ",
"He still looks the same from the original 'Leon The Professional' lol, I guess he really doesn't age, does he?",
"wtfffff how does he still look the same he's like 53",
"So basically the story of Anakin Skywalker",
"Is no one gonna talk about that amazing selection of Kettle chips?",
"If none of you know he is the co-founder of a motorcycle maker, hence the helmet. This is the [one](https://www.archmotorcycle.com/krgt-1/) he is riding around in. ",
"He's 53 but looks 33. He's riding motorcycles, stopping to take pictures with kids to make them happy, and making movies on the side. This guy has mastered the art of living. ",
"\"Yes, hello, Speedy's Pizza? I need a double bacon pie delivered immediately, there's a hot pepper in my cinnabread\"",
"How dare you speak badly of the Bourne movies (first three that is)",
"??",
"Kea-new Reeves. ",
"I'm already married and have children but all the same I feel the need to have this man's babies. I think my husband would understand too.",
"[Damn he got me](http://imgur.com/b2yuqbU) ",
"So is there a Keanu training class one could take? Asking for a friend.",
"I had long hair when I was younger, and it stopped looking cool when I was like 23.\n\nHow does this guy still look cool with long hair. bastard.",
"Is there another celebrity so humble as this guy ???",
"Bells Beach, Australia",
"Fishburne mentions in the Nerdist podcast why he hates taking photos with fans. Essentially there's nothing in it for him, no conversation or memorable experience. It's just an opportunity for a fan to share their photo later, but they didn't really meet him, just stood next to him and got evidence of the fact.",
"Mr. Anderson is the catalyst. He created a symbiote of human/machine: Agent Smith. Agent Smith is the One, the mathematical formula who balances the Matrix simulation equation.",
"):",
"amazing ",
"She isn’t anymore she survived it and is currently fine ",
"What's the gun type? Today I was talking to my boss's friend who is a Prius driving restaurant manager in one of the most liberal cities, in one of the most liberal states, who is going hunting tomorrow, shooting for fun next weekend, and is still heart broken that Bernie lost the primary.",
"I love kettle chips",
"Everyone's immortal, until the day we die. Think about it!",
"It also suffers after the fact because it was the landmark that successfully executed the decision for stylization, whereas other films copying it did poorly and created a cliche.",
"Cool, Cant deny that",
"Hmm, I don't know about that. Take [any fight scene](https://youtu.be/oubpznpVtvI) from The Dark Knight Trilogy by Chris Nolan, and it's a billion cut shaky mess. Take [almost any fight scene](https://youtu.be/tkwqFutYClY) From Zach Snyder's rendition of Batman, and it's a fluid display of awesomeness.\n\nI think no one in their right mind would think to argue that Zach Snyder is a better director than Chris Nolan.",
"Woah",
"i hope her dog didn't die.....",
"For some reason I think we gonna see this picture in like 10 years : \"Look what actress *name* looked 10 years ago. Next to her Keanu R\". ",
"> Rory McCann\n\nHow I imagine this going:\n\n\"Rory McCann! Can I have a photo?\"\n\n\"...Narp?\"",
"The fuck ",
"With little optimism I googled [fasciotomy](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fasciotomy) and now I am afraid to know what the pleasant place might be.",
"I think you're forgetting that whole he was also the child of Satan, anti-christ thing",
"You have a weird perception of how fame works.",
"plot twist he was going to the next floor anyways",
"Is this the new wolverine movie? ",
"Reddit conditioning. for a minute there I thought that would end with \"I think my wife would understand too.\"\n \n \nI need to get out of the comments section more :(",
"> Sweet November\n\nDamn, this gave me feels.",
"I see that his motorcycle model is on his helmet. Very impressive machines. ",
"haha no he was polite, \"No, sorry\" was pretty much what he said. I got to shake his hand so I was stoked about that.",
"Upvotes find a way.",
"Keanu is a hell of a human being. ",
"Kettle chips are delicious",
"At first, I thought he was taking a picture with a cutout photo of a little girl. What.",
"This a looks like a last of us game movie happening here ! ",
"It's extremely common for many lucrative professions. A wide receiver might not be allowed to ski or snowboard. A pitcher might not be allowed to do all sorts of activities that out strain on shoulders or elbows, etc",
"He is awesome, but I was expecting the cat",
"You’re the hero we don’t deserve. ",
"What a fuckin radical dude. ",
"Keanu is really good at hiding his true age with that beard.",
"Action movie? Buddy comedy? Romantic comedy? Dystopian future?\n Doesnt matter I'm watchign this movie. ",
"Neo is the one, he is the one who balanced the Matrix. Smith didn't, he infected and consumed it.",
"[There's that one everybody forgets about...](https://m.imgur.com/gallery/jlmuv9G)",
"A fookin beencil",
"Who's the dude on the right ",
"He treats his employees like shit.\n\nHe thinks we live in the matrix, literally.\n\nHe spouts ignorant and dangerous nonsense about AI.\n\nHe actually said that anyone who has never been to burning man doesn't get what the valley is all about....\n\nPayPal sucks ass.",
"I love this man.",
"He's a national treasure.",
"I have a Shoei helmet! I feel special! ",
"What a beautiful human being",
"John wick > keanu",
"I dislike the formation of his right hand..\n",
"When's this nigga gonna start aging",
"3000",
"Not hard when you're immortal",
"Mmmmm......\n\n\n\n......jalapeño Kettle chips.....",
"Watching that and then realizing he had a gun the whole time, awesome. ",
"Happy New Keanu everyone!",
"He should be the sidebar image of /r/mademsmile",
"Hey! I hear some information about Constantine 2. Is it real? ",
"I remember noticing that when watching it. Its great when a movie puts In the extra effort for authenticity",
"Fuck man, I miss Michael Nyqvist :'\\. RIP",
"\"25 year old movie\"\n\nthat made me feel old. :*(",
"Yes! I was looking for that one, also Permanent Record (1988).",
"It was supposed to be a prank... Whoops",
"My friend spells Keanu as Keenaw. Which is funny cause he doesn't speak English and thinks its correct. Maybe he is right?",
"20 years from now this pic will get reposted to Old School Cool",
"You are man. You are.",
"good!",
"wow!",
"These people dedicate their lives to being famous and then get annoyed when they're famous. They want all the benefits of being ultra rich and well known with none of the downsides. \n\nI'm so sorry they have to take photos a lot...What a terrible life 🤕",
"He’s my favorite. ",
"Looks like we're gonna need a Keanu: The Professional movie.",
"Every time I watch the Ravens play and see QB Flacco I think their saying Falco.",
"You make a generally fair point. Keanu regularly rides a motorbike though so, unless you're a fan of angry bees or casually tossed cigarette ends flying down your top, you wear a scarf in all weathers (or I did, when I used to ride a motorbike).\n\nWhat I'm saying is: forgive him.",
"why dont they make the spicy thai anymore? :(",
"Think Keano just got us all...\nCheck that leg out\n\n...👌",
"Wait what? Keanu is one of my people?",
"Happy Keanu Year!",
"(I meant his age, not the year)",
"Damn rights he's one of us. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keanu_Reeves",
"Terrible person writing this article though: goes from “tragically heartbreaking life” to “read on for more juicy details”",
"Oh my goodness! So very lucky! Totally envious! 😊❤️",
"Kettle cooked chips in general are so much better than regular chips. My one food addiction I could never give up if I started eating healthy.",
"I always get teary eyed when I see him doing nice things because I know how shitty his past has been",
"Wait, are his parents alive? Cause that's what stops you from becoming a superhero, Batman's parents are dead, Spiderman, Supermans whole species is dead including his parents, the only thing stopping anyone from getting superpowers are those 2 assholes.",
"Take the beard off him and I bet he could pass for 25.",
"It helps that he thinks the world of everyone. ",
"I feel like someone has either read or watched a particular Neil Gaiman story. ",
"My favorite human being.",
"A movie coming up. The leading actor is on the front page. \n\nI know nothing about the person of Keanu Louis or about big great sparkling Hollywood. Nothing.\n\nBut I’d like to go off topic and talk about my country. In my backward country when filmmakers use marketing techniques to promote movies it is a somewhat transparent business that entertainment media love to analyze and expose. Of course they won’t admit but everyone knows that a lot of news are fabricated and manipulated to go to the front page or top search terms ranking list. Companies that specialize in manipulating media exposure rate of a certain topic aren’t opaque about their business either. So that’s my country.",
"I try. ",
"Point break will always be one of my favorite movies ",
"I don't care, I love this guy!!! He's been around as long as me. ",
"Miss Vickies are incredible. I could easily go through multiple bags of those sweet onion ones in a sitting if you gave them to me.",
"No, it'll be framed in the cave temple of the Old Old, for the younglings to see the bounty that was lost, and the god who failed to save the world this time.",
"Knock Knock , was awesome/ non action Eli Roth film that came out a few years ago. ",
"She looks 10. I don't know how your childhood went, but most 10 year olds are dirty.",
"they look like twins",
"How do I always forget about this movie? LOL",
"The Matrix was my religion from the time I was 5 (when it was released) to 12. If any kid didn't know Keanu as a character he has portrayed than I'd be sorely disappointed in the parents.",
"Kettle Chips!",
"*Phew* I was hoping I wouldn’t have to wait much longer ",
"And Paul Greengrass.\n\nI know Bourne is popular, but it's so shaky and has lots of cuts. ",
"Awwww",
"I notice the lack of rap snaps, boo. I hate those kettle chips they ruin my mouth worse than a bowl full of oops all berries captain crunch chased with orange juice.",
"I feel like Keanu would be perfect as a live action Samurai Jack.",
"I don't think there's any movie-based-on-book that's worse than I, Robot, though. The movie essentially only shared titles with the book.",
"Don't feed the trolls",
"ooh that sounds tasty. I don't think I've had that flavor but I'm sure they're always sitting right next to the jalapeno ones. Always making a beeline to the 'peño.",
"Drexl Spivey... that's pretty much all you need to know about Gary Oldman to know he's a great actor. :P",
"So cute! This photo warms my heart! :)",
"Restecp!",
"He actually looks like he's getting older here. For Pete's sake, man! Drink some blood so that you may yet live oh ye vampire of film!",
"He looks more of a great human. The never ageing superman. ",
"Can this kid act? I smell a *Logan*-style *John Wick 3: Lil' Wick*.",
"FUCK",
"All those taxis hitting him and I'm like 'damn I guess you shoukd have kust paid the fare'",
"Ad for the new 2018 Stranger Danger campaign? \n\n.\\_. ",
"I think Keanu is growing it out too play Spike in the live action Cowboy Bebop movie.",
"Col Stuart from Die Hard 2 is an awesome Grim Reaper.",
"He is a fucking warlock!",
"If only he could be as popular w younger kids the way douchey ass Jake Paul is. I'd feel more comfortable w the world. ",
"Nice work, Kettle Chips marketing department. ",
"Now THAT was acting. Pacino outdid himself there. I always forget how good the Devil's Advocate is.",
"Baba yaga..",
"I know he's a bit batshit crazy, but Tom Cruise also has this same crazy work ethic when making films. ",
"Is this a scene from a new movie? Let me guess the mob as after that little girl, she saw something she shouldn't have. Keanu being an ex CIA assassin who left when his own daughter and wife were tragically killed in an accident.... He has been wearing a KRGT-1 helmet since that day to try and hide from his tortured past living solely on kettle chips and booze. But today the cycle stops today he helps this girl.... ",
"Is Keanu still single? Asking for a friend.",
"He's like Mickey Mouse...you never see the guy in the suit.",
"That's John wick...idk who the fuck u are talking about ",
"He's just embodied the John Wick character in real life now eh",
"Considering how 2018’s internet kicked off with a CoD-related swatting death, Trump tweeting/bragging about nukes and Logan Paul being a human trash bag, it’s good to see something good come out of the internet every once in a while. ",
"nice guy",
"Holy shit, it’s not fake?? Why would he do that song knowing what the middle finger means? I’m pretty sure the middle finger meant the same now as it did in the 60’s or 70’s ",
"Did you watch Alone In The Dark, alone in the dark? Just curious.",
"At this rate, does it even matter anymore? This pic could have been from 2007, 2008, 2009... he just refuses age. Like \"nope, sorry, no time for this\". \n\nOther than that: sweet pic of course :)",
"Any bodega that doesn't carry jalapeño instantly turns into a fucking nodega. ",
"Dude, spoilers!",
"Looks like a Logan Sequel",
"Mommy it's Bill from Bill and Fred ",
"Well if I'm not mistaken they are currently filming John Wick 3.",
"BJJ? ",
"Still salty they discontinued my Spicy Thai Kettle Chips...",
"One of my favorite memories is going to this little theater in Dublin to see it during a school trip cause we knew it wouldn't be playing in our home town. Best theater I ever went to. Old building and the actual screening room had doors high on the wall where the second floor used to be. Just amazing, and they had a bar in the foyer so we could drink some Guiness before the show started. 10/10 would recommend!",
"ah makes sense now",
"[They look like this](https://www.missvickies.ca/sites/missvickies.ca/files/22471.png)\n\nOnly recently started seeing them more often. Along with a few other new ones I hadnt seen before. Cant go wrong with any of em IMO.",
"Agreed. The version of God Gave Rock and Roll To You they used was amazing.",
"Actually, I've never seen it. But you made me giggle, so take this upvote. ",
"Had to Google him. I've seen coraline and mirror mask.",
"Ducati.",
"Brazilian Jujitsu. ",
"nnno, i'm pretty sure that's john wick 2.",
"what are you talking about, [here's a picture of Cowboy Bebop at his computer](http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CowboyBebopAtHisComputer)",
"those jalapeño kettle chips\ngot\nmy\nmouth fucking watering",
"I hope one day he reads this thread while drinking his morning beverage of choice ",
"Believe it or not but there are people who vote democratic and are pro gun...\n\n\nEdit : pesky auto correct ",
"Careful, little girl! He killed Han Solo! ",
"\"All praise the lord!\"",
"We love you Keanu",
"I love the guy... he’s an amazing Actor who stays very low key and humble. ",
"Diddo. Looking at the temp rise up to -10 today and the roads clear almost had me out the door and riding. Unfortunately there's this nagging woman who keeps insisting that they care about me and that it'd be suicide and that they'd miss me... So selfish.",
"I would pay money to see this movie. I don’t even need to know the plot. It looks like John Wick meets Leon the Professional.",
"SHOEI helmets & KETTLE chips suing for royalties of product placement ",
"is this 2000?",
"I thought he has an old Porsche. Maybe a 96' Porsche?",
"Well, it looks like it's time for a crusade fellas",
"I'm not sure how big any of them really are/were other than Somethings Gotta Give, which i'd kinda forgot he was in. I'm not saying they weren't high quality or anything just they were hardly what you think when you'd be writing a bio for him. ",
"Ahh ok. Makes sense.",
"Yep, I've figured out the code. In movies where his character says \"whoa\", he's amazing. In movies where he doesn't, not so much. ",
"the girl cute",
"That is honestly funny as fuck.",
"Is this an ad for kettle ",
"2john2wick Tokyo baba yaga",
"From now on, i will watch ever single movie this guy is in",
"He's becoming a Jonathan Davis.",
" A fucking puppy....",
"Why priests gotta do like they do...",
"Look at his right hand - the shady bastard got us good.",
"He owes us all a punch...",
"What do you mean? This picture was taken 40 years ago.",
"Do you even know my tragic stories, that have yet to diminish my grin? Or are you such a slave to celebrity that stories of mere common folk no longer matter?",
"I wonder if Keanu is too physically badass and Elon is too mentally badass so they don't actually hang out but they do complete each other. So when Elon is looking for the perfect person to send into space as a space cowboy to fight the aliens he hits up Keanu.",
"He's a bjj purple belt. Actually really legit compared to most other martial arts. With a purple belt you should be able to take most untrained individuals regardless of size. ",
"So many flavours of Kettle Chips that I haven't tried!",
"Kettle Sea Salt chips are my weakness.\n\n",
"That's not Keanu, that's Benjamin fucking Button ",
"He also has that freaky middle tooth ",
"I hope there is Constantine 2",
"Haven't seen a good switcharoo in forever and it has a matrix reference in it.... 2018s going to be beautiful!",
"Keanu is a pretty awesome actor despite the typecasting and hate he gets online.",
"The whole damn Jason Bourne series. I don't remember one memorable fight scene because it was all jump cuts. Great movies that could have been even better.",
"Parenthood\n\n",
"In fairness, they get paid millions of dollars to be a public persona. You know what you're signing up for when you bedone a celebrity. ",
"Interesting fact: The Queen did the same.",
"Shakey cam and quick cuts are a tool used to hide bad stunt coordination.\n\nJust look at M. Night Shyamalan's The Last Airbender. All the shots were with single rolling cuts, but as a result the long shots blatantly show how awful the stunt coordination is, as majority of the people fighting just stand on the sidelines waiting their turn. ",
"I think that’s honestly kinda what made the movie so cool is that it was this absurd story that you would never think would take place in the real world, but all of action sequences are so realistic and not over-done. John actually gets injured in a lot of his fight scenes and has to work around those injuries instead of acting like he wasn’t even injured like most action movie characters do.",
"those are the eyes of a man that has been through some shit.. Wishing you well Keanu.",
"I bet you’re a mouth breather. /s",
"Freak!!\n(jk)\n",
"https://youtu.be/Z1PCtIaM_GQ\n\nThis channel is great for breaking down other filming techniques as well. The less physically able the actor is, the more you have to compensate by edits and camera movement. ",
"I started going in... It was to deep for me... And I was only 8 days in.",
"I know kung fu.",
"Wow! Didn't know there was such a thing!",
"They fucking around and don’t have the Dijon mustard kind. Those are the motherfucking shit. ",
"The fact that there’s kettle chips AND whiskey in the background... Well that’s just awesome!",
"I fucking wish, grats on that compliment though! I get told I looked like Carl from the walking dead so I guess that's something but I'm like a kind of ugly Carl.",
"Yep. And at the grocery store by my house they sell the big bags of juuuussssst about every flavor of these kettle chips...EXCEPT THE HONEY DIJON. I love HEB but I’m let down every time I go down the chip aisle ",
"The AR mag seems to last longer than it should but he is obscured grom view a few times in tgat fight so he could be reloading then. ",
"It was the 60's, and if we anything about the way Mr. Rogers was brought up (spoiler alert: he grew up to be Mr. Rogers), he probably really didn't associate the middle finger with a word he didn't use. Funny coincidence: my Google swipe keyboard just typed out \"Fingers\" instead of \"Rogers\" TWICE. ",
"Woah, I've never seen so many kettle crisp flavours!",
"I think the closest you will get is the Korean BBQ ones. ",
"When you realize you look like Keanu Reeves \n🤔",
"Baba yaga",
"Relevant username, pal guy buddy.",
"But can he play sandstorm with a potato?",
"Where has he lived for all these years?",
"While also looking like the biggest badass in the world ",
"Those kettle chips are quite good. Especially the jalapeño.",
"After salt and vinegar chips my breath smells like mama's cooking on thanksgiving day.",
"And how would this photo prove that he isn't? I mean, I have no opinion of the dude. But this is just a photo of him standing there...",
"I'm from the UK and I'm just looking at all those different flavours of kettle chips filling with envy. Especially all the different barbecue ones!",
"Keanu is 2018 Jesus.",
"Hey I'm kinda out of the loop on Keanu reeves... people say he's an awesome guy, can you explain what makes him awesome to a guy who only knows him from the matrix?",
"Can you plz tell what makes him so awesome? I don't know much about him ",
"Must be a glitch in the matrix, either that or gas",
"I need a Keanu-daughter feel good movie right now!",
"the fuck",
"He'd be one of those people that looks good in sweats.",
"The hair, the face, the pose. It's bob!",
"One of my favorite fight scenes is when he's in the simulation learning martial arts with Lawrence Fishburne in the matrix. I can't explain what it is.",
"That forced level of familiarity with everyone you meet must get pretty old sometimes. Although being aggressive about saying no to a request is bit much. I guess it's a defence mechanism to display to others that you REALLY want to be alone. ",
"Vice President Hanks then perhaps?\n\nHeck, since Reeves can't run how about Hanks/Hanks in 2020?",
"He's so humble and i respect him alot for that.",
"Well, he showed us.",
"Looks like he's Lebanese.",
"With a penCEEL.",
"/r/photoshopbattles time",
"I just love him so much. Not just as an actor but he just seems like such great guy.",
"he is so cool.",
"Jesus Christ he’s perfect for play Faye.",
"Probably coz of the sheer terror he puts in bad guys as John wick.",
"I can just imagine the situation this picture happened.\n\nKeanu is standing quietly in the convenient store isle looking at some potato chips with smooth jazz playing quietly over the speakers.\n\nHe feels a tug on his left sleeve and looks down to see a little girl about 6 years old standing next to him. She seems determined.\n\nGirl: \"Are you Keanu Reeves?\" she asks very seriously.\n\nA very John Wick esque pause ensues before he answers, \"......Yeah.\"\n\nGirl: \"Can I take a picture with you?\"\n\nHe pauses again, without looking away, as if he had to think about it. Smooth jazz continues over the radio.\n\nK: \".....Sure.\"\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n",
"I mean, we all knew he could never hack it living life in a cage. I dearly hope someone pulls out the actual quote",
"Seriously though, Kettle chips are amazing.",
"Thanks but i'm fine. Looks like the don't make them in the UK and i suspect they wouldn't survive the journey, haha.",
"That's just a picture of Einstein after he recovered from food poisoning.",
"Regular actors vs. character actors. Character acting blows my mind. I understand how one can deliver lines believably. What I can't comprehend is becoming someone else entirely.",
"Why is it that all the famous people I like go through shit like that? I thought Patton Oswald's last year was rough, but this...ouch.",
"fuck you too",
"John Wick Chapter 3:\n\nHe has a secret kid *and then they kill the kid*",
"Vaya con dios!",
"Keanu is tremendous. I like him so much I'm in the middle of building [a Keanu themed bar in my shed, called Keanu's](https://imgur.com/a/9Oavo).",
"Facts",
"How does he not have any grey hairs!",
"> Gary Oldman is one of the rare character actors who's got an enormous range.\n\nSo is Kevin Spacey. Er, was. Disappointing that he's a predatory shitbag, because he was my favorite actor.",
"Vaya con dios",
"The dude is 50. FIFTY!!!",
"I just love that guy ",
"The middle finger goes as far back as the ancient Greeks, and it symbolises a penis and two testicles. The Wikipedia article on it is quite interesting and if I could be bothered I would link it.",
"His hair is immaculate. ",
"You can't see stars in Canada? Also, high-fiving a star would be largely impossible due to the extreme heat and gravitational pressure. \n \nEdit: apparently this needs a /s. You continue to surprise me reddit.",
"Money",
"What a majestic man.",
"> Point Break\n\nAhhh [here we go](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78s7DO5eehQ)",
"You fucker.",
"People don't really get old man strength anymore. It has been replaced with middle aged McDonald's and office work induced feebleness.",
"And Paul Greengrass.. That shit in all the Bourne films...",
"What a stud! ",
"As Hollywood implodes with the Weinstein fiasco, I am glad there are still some genuinely good people amongst the madness. \n\nCrazy to think the man from Bill and Ted has four films in my top ten action films:\n\nSpeed\nPoint Break\nThe Matrix \nJohn Wick",
"“ I thought not. “",
"what? they sell organic kettle in your country!?",
"Which is strange when you consider the role it has in martial arts. There isn't one professional mma fighter that doesn't train BJJ. The UFC was pretty much created to prove that BJJ was the most effective martial art, which it did in UFC 1 and 2 when the BJJ representative Royce Gracie won those tournaments against martial arts representatives of the other styles. ",
"Because he's the chosen one.",
"My only regret is that I have but one downvote to give for this shitpost -Nathan Hale, 1420",
"Crush and pour. Am I right ?",
"Is that Erick from internet comment etiquette? ",
"What a good guy ",
"How doesn't it? Sometimes it's better if the person you're calling the cops on doesn't know you're calling the cops. ",
"Anyone else notice the circle game pose of his hand.... haha",
"Pacino basically has two primes - the 70s and the 90s, after his throat problems. You can't deny his performances in Glengarry Glenn Ross, Heat, Donnie Brasco, and The Insider, along with his legendary scenery-chewing in Devil's Advocate.\n\nAnd if you're going to chew the scenery as any character, might as well do it as Satan.",
"Sponsored by Kettle Chips",
"Hello?!?! River's Edge 1987\nTeen murder drama not even mentioned?",
"He looks younger than that kid.",
"Don’t want to harsh the hagiography... but he’s been a bit of a spineless douche in my experiences of meeting him. ",
"I’m sure he’s fine. He’s just old.",
"yeah but I don’t think obtuse is the right word at all",
"Your big goal in life is to take a picture that a handful of people who you mostly don't talk to will like on instagram out of politeness and forget about exactly 30 seconds later?",
"Yeah and it's fucking gay.",
"Woah",
"His Father abandoned his family at a young age. Spent his youth moving a lit, went to 4 different high schools. He struggled at school due to dyslexia and left without a diploma I think.\n\nAt 23 his best friend, River Phoenix, died of a drug overdose. Later his girlfriend got pregnant and tragically miscarried. They broke up sometime after that, but remained close friends. She then died in a car accident about a year after they broke up. His sister has also been battling cancer.\n\nHe's gone through a lot in his 50 odd years. I imagine being rich and famous, makes it hard for most people to understand and respect the difficulties and sadness in his life too, which could be isolating. I'm speculating at this point though.",
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"Still didn't understand why Sandra Bullock didn't just send him Lottery Numbers from his time to prove his point...\n\nMuch happier ending",
"This photo doesn't prove that he isn't, but there are a few anecdotes in the comments that make him out to be pretty decent. Reddit always seems to like him, but I never made any claims about his character.\n\nDid something either of us said make you think our opinions of him were swayed by this photo? I didn't get that impression from the top commenter, and I wouldn't say that it was true for me. I would say it's a cute picture though.",
"TIL",
"I got a Logen vibe",
"I looked older than him when I was 28.",
"Maybe if we [bored them out a little](http://legmannews.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Excavator-Auger.jpg)",
"It’s weird. Old Keanu just looks like a tired young Keanu ",
"Pacino is quite subdued in Donnie Brasco and The Insider (when his character isn't very justifiably angry), both of which rank among his very best performances.\n\nHe wasn't all hoo-ha in the 90s. ",
"the asian style of filmmaking where they don't cut when the punch connects",
"So fuck everyone who is religious, right? Scientology, Christians, Islam, honestly, its alle the same",
"Holy shit you guys have two kinds of barbeque kettle chips? What's the difference? ",
"Fishburne was on the Nerdist podcast a while back, and I remember him saying something to the effect of \"I'd much rather have a conversation than take a picture with someone\", in that he's happy to chat with you for a bit, but he hates taking photos.",
"he sucked the life out of that little girl. he retained his youth & she now looks 70",
"Good night, Jimmy.",
"Obvious ad is obvious. Also those look gross",
"TIL they made a movie of Child of God. ",
"first time I heard about john wick, was when they did a Collab with payday 2 and added john to the game, \n\neveryone assumed it was gonna be trash, we were all wrong. No longer do we KickTheWick",
"Fuck yes",
"Is that a wrinkle and a hint of grey??! He’s finally starting to crack. ",
"Considering Reeve's does most of his own stunts in John Wick.\n\nI'd be like \"do as you wish, sir\"",
"Ugh, imagine being at a quiet dinner and seeing people being sly by barely holding their phone up at an angle to snag your photo. \n\nI could never handle being famous. ",
"This man is just the coolest and most genuine man on the planet ",
"Where can I find all those kinds of kettle chips? Seriously. ",
"An actor doesn't have to be good to enjoy them. \n\nSometimes people just work on screen, good or not.",
"I was an extra for one day on the set of “Bill &Ted’s Excellent Adventure” during the filming of the scene in the school auditorium. During lunch break we all went to the craft services canteen, he stood in line with everyone else and sat beside me for lunch. We just chatted about normal stuff, he was really nice. A few years later I was standing in line for a SRL show in Seattle and he and River asked if they could have cuts in the line. I said sure, cause they were cute and nice, but I didn’t recognise either of them when we were chatting and waiting in line, even though my friend Chris kept stepping on my toe and making big eyes at me. After we got into the show and hugged goodbyes, and they said thanks and walked away my friend exploded and said, I can’t believe you didn’t recognise Keanu and River! He’s just a really genuinely nice and interesting person. ",
"To be fair, Alcoholic Dads are usually best left out of the picture.",
"I love him.. what a hunk",
"This is a myth (well, more of an exaggeration), what actually happened is he agreed to give up his percentage of the Matrix's profit when the special effects department went overbudget.",
"Seriously. His life seems like an Iñárritu film. ",
"I love Greenblats. Best corn beef. He's in there all the time. ",
"Keanu pls we need more movies form you. I cant keep binging on older films ",
"Happy Keanu year",
"Are you including his Razzie nominations?",
" Best acting he’s ever done",
"> stillborn child\n\nHe recovered from that? Damn, the man truly is immortal!",
"Probably smells closer to the exit than the entrance ;) ",
"Haha probably not! ",
"Yes, him too.",
"He's actually been in several motorcycle accidents so... eh",
"Hiking on Keanu or with Keanu?",
"That's not what people say. I'm inclined to believe things Simon Pegg says and he genuinely seems to be in awe of Tom Cruise.\n\nYou hear rumours from Hollywood all the time and Tom Cruise being a dick isn't one of them.",
"No matter what goes on in my life I always love riding. No wonder this dude started a mc company.",
"Keanu: \"No bed? Where does he fuck?\"\n\n\nPacino: \"EVERYWHERE!!!\"",
"Broski why? I mean I get what you’re trying to do I love the bits at the end of the bag but to willingly do that to the whole bag?!?!? Remember you need a lil bit of rain to enjoy the sunshine. ",
"Love him",
"Everyone forgets that. Loved it",
"And the pic? ",
"I'm sure the millions...help just a bit...maybe",
"So he had the chance at more money....but he gave it up so that department could get the money instead? Yea don’t see how that’s a myth haha ",
"Then you'd like Haywire. \n\n[One of my favorite fight scenes ever](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZvFQFEjjQw) - ***Character/Sort-Of-Plot-Spoilers*** if you care.",
"He's near the top, which means being a complete dupe seems unlikely. He's got every opportunity to find out what the Internet has known for years about Scientology, and he's seen plenty of things himself that should've given him a clue. (I mean, I guess it's possible he didn't know Scientology [ordered one of its members to be his girlfriend](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazanin_Boniadi), but that can't be the only thing they've done for him by now.)\n\nThe more likely scenarios are either that he knows about shit like [Fair Game](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fair_Game_\\(Scientology\\)) and has no problem with it (which makes him a dick even if he believes what Scientology is selling), or that they've got a recording of an auditing session with him to blackmail him with if he ever wants out. Or both.",
"> What's cooler than being cool? \n\nFilming dead bodies hanging in a forest? /s\n\n",
"Reeves will be starring in The Passion of the Christ 2 this year’s most highly anticipated movie based on the world famous graphic novel, the Bible!",
"For some, the photo op is a chance to spark up the conversation. I'm awkward as fuck in public. ",
"I just hope he doesn’t have some secret that would completely obliterate his reputation.\n\nWhoever downvoted me can suck my ass",
"First one was hikikomo gaeshi",
"Source?",
"Just started now. My god this series is a masterpiece.",
"They used to have a Cheddar Beer flavor that was superior to New York Cheddar",
"Wow. Those kettles chip bags look different compared to Australian ones.",
"Hello humans from the future, or the Matrix. Y'all should look around & seek the truth TBH..",
"I mean thats why there was a sad Keanu meme in the first place if you didn't know. We knew he led a shit life.",
"Tom Cruise is 55.",
"He's a Shoei man huh",
"he has been looking the same for a decade. mad",
"God, even without trying, he's so hot. I will go gay for him. #GayForKeanu",
"First new Adam Driver pic of the year! ",
"Actually it looks like I mixed him up with Ashton Kutcher. Keanu seems to still be a white belt but Id be suprised if he hasnt been promoted to blue by now, given the timeframe he has been training. ",
"He eats Asians?",
"I think you're not giving Jack Nicholson enough credit. He may not be a chameleon like Daniel Day-Lewis, where he makes you wonder if they didn't just exhume the actual Abraham Lincoln, but [the man can act](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK7TiA9qmuU). He's not just playing different versions of himself -- even just in the way he expresses anger, he reveals so much about a character.\n\nCompare to Keanu Reeves -- I don't know about you, but everything I've seen him in, he's pretty... flat. Wooden. Which is *amazing* for a role like Neo or John Wick, where it comes of as cool, detached, and unfazed, and when he puts in a little effort, it can even come off as a cold anger. But I think I've seen more range from him in grimaces of pain than I have in character development or expression. Different versions of himself would be an improvement!",
"DNA oxidation: \"let's start the aging process\"\n\nKeanu Reeves genes: \"That would be a waste of time\" ",
"Is it just my imagination or he doesn't have a single white hair on his head?",
"[Relevant XKCD](http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/323/091/dd4.jpg)",
"At this point, I'd say just make Spike older. It's too perfect.",
"Me sides",
"Glad to see this mentioned here!\nThe hallway fight in S1 was so impressive because it was all slow pans focused on the action (most of the time) and what few cuts where there they managed to hide really well: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B66feInucFY\n\nWas really refreshing to see something like that in a TV show, while most action movies are still stuck in \"shacky rapid cutting hell\".",
"Well he's training with the Machado brothers in the latest movie. They're legit but love the Hollywood. ",
"I'm surprised he doesn't have a group of followers who literally worship him...would actually make more sense than most religions...",
"Hero! ",
"It took me out of the movie knowing that it was so obvious it was a stunt double. They eased up on the shaky cam later in the movie.",
"“WILL GEEYETIM WIN HE CAWMS BEEYAERKIN!!!”",
"Yeah but it does seem he isn't doing their \"celebrity BJJ\" where they don't roll. He's actually training. ",
"All i see in this pic are the jalapeno kettle chips. We only got like 4-5 flavours of them in germany and jalapeno isnt one of them :(",
"Not even a bad movie, but [his attempt at a British accent](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moaW8LRusak) was pretty bad. Sounds like it belongs in the English dubbing for Hellsing more than an actual Dracula movie.",
"Well, seems like 35 year old males usually look unkept and in their middle 45's in America, then (compared to the general notion of a 35 yo male in most civilized countries). Not surprising, just mentioning.",
"Wow...nicely done",
"Dude has a hidden painting of himself in his attic ",
"They actually are, although overpriced whenever I've seen them in shops.\nStill, this is great advertisement for them, there!",
"Circlejerk* \nFixed it for ya",
"You know that’s the John wick look. ",
"He's looking sorta like Chris Cornell lately. ",
"He once was.",
"He da man! ",
"I just watched it a couple days ago for the first time, sat there and counted the consistency myself, despite my knowledge on guns I kept it to myself because I thought it was just coincidence, didn't want to come off as a know it all.",
"Love him. So much. ",
"Wow, you only said this to the one guy who makes a valid point, there are people agreeing with you who don't think you're joking. You didn't feel the need to say the same thing to them? That's weak.",
"You shouldn't hope those kinda things out loud then lol",
"If I see him, I will call him mr. Anderson.",
"Happy Keanu Year... really missed a good OPportunity here...",
"Damn - K Reeves in a live action Cowboy Beebop. Hmmm",
"Why? Fucking /r/Pics",
"Clearly he is dead..",
"I guess I missed the memo to get that haircut...",
"This would be cool and funny to watch. ",
"There's a picture of Keanu somewhere that looks 400 years old",
"In this pic Keanu looks like the fan who requested a photo. :D",
"Hell yeah! ",
"I recently found it on Blu Ray, and the HD really makes it pop. It's my favourite Philip K Dick adaptation, above even Blade Runner. The rotoscoping just gives it such a unique look and feel. Wonderful film.",
"Very true. Shame you got down voted by the brainwashed American masses who see these celebrities like their old friends ",
"!redditgarlic\n\nEdit: do you play siege by any chance?",
"[**Here's your Reddit Garlic, The_Mediocre_Docc!**](http://i.imgur.com/dYGNvmR.jpg \"Reddit Garlic\") \n\n/u/The_Mediocre_Docc has received garlic 1 time. (given by /u/Pyrokill) \n\n\n^I'm ^^a ^^^bot ^^^^for ^^^^questions ^^^^^contact ^^^^^/u/flying_wotsit",
"The fuck? Where do you normally shelve crisps in America? Always looks like this in the UK",
"Pedo?",
"KETTLE KETTLE KETTLE KETTLE KETTLE KETTLE KETTLE KETTLE KETTLE KETTLE KETTLE KETTLE KEANU KEANU",
"They trained together, iirc, when preparing for the movies. I remember hearing that somewhere - they were sparring partners. I say do it. It'd be awesome. ",
">A six *foot* blade never loses reception.\n\nFTFY ",
"GRAB SOME *P L A T E S*",
"If there's one thing I know, a 6 inch blade never loses recept-\n\n*contacting ubisoft servers*",
"My man",
"Look keanu's right hand. 👌",
"I watched it and it was really hard to follow. Then I read the book and it made way more sense. I watched the movie again and it was still hard to follow. ",
"Money won't help you over your dead child.",
"No, he wears Asian jeans.",
"Maybe they were (questionably) going for 'bluntly', and have misinterpreted it to mean 'blunt' as in 'direct', as opposed to 'dull' or 'slow-witted' (which is absolutely how it reads). \n\nI don't know how it can really read apart from: \n\n>'He very calmly called 911 and [kinda stupidly] told the dispatcher cops needed to roll quick.'\n\nThat seems like a weird thing to say.",
"He shits them ",
"And now you can!",
"How does Keanu stay so young looking? I swear he does not age like us mere humans. Can someone please answer this as according to Youtube it’s because he drinks the blood of the young and is in the Illuminati? ",
"You are right shaky cam syndrome is sweeping through directors these days. I saw this doc the other day and I must say Jackie knows the score - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1PCtIaM_GQ\n\nEdit: Press captions for movie titles.",
"I love kettle chips!",
"I don't think you know what the word 'joke' means. \"a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.\" It certainly caused amusement for me, and judging by how the comment's score is going up and down, clearly at least a handful of others enjoyed it as well. Just because there are more people that dislike something than there are people who do like it, doesn't make it any less of the thing that it is (a joke).\n\nAnyway, no offense to you, but you sound like a bit of an idiot, at least in this comment. What does r/Shadman have to do with this? 1) you don't have to be a \"sick fuck\" to enjoy and/or make jokes 2) r/Shadman has nothing to do with this, and I'm not sure why you brought it up 3) again with r/Shadman, what does \"~ Happy Fapping ~\" have to do with this?\n\nYou're attempting to shed light on a correlation that simply isn't there. You're trying to address a problem that doesn't exist. You big dumb dumb.",
"Keanu is making an impact on my desire to own a motorcycle. Soon...",
"The Bad Batch =/",
"When I was younger, maybe junior high, I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my sister got her hair done. SO when there i am, sitting in the waiting area of a hair salon with my niece, and who walks in, but Keanu Reeves.\n\nI was nervous as fuck, and just kept looking at him, as he read a magazine and waited, but didn't know what to say. Pretty soon though my niece started crying, and I'm trying to quiet her down because I didn't want her to bother Keanu, but she wouldn't stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asking what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So, Keanu put down his magazine, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of a hair salon. Chill guy, really nice about it.",
"He wrote a popular book called American Gods that was turned into a TV series that involves gods (obviously) and how their power depends on the belief mortals have in them. I don't want to spoil anything. You should check it out!",
"He came across an unclaimed piece of meat in Baja, turned out to be Rosie...",
"Got those Chilli Lime Kettles for .40 at Walgreens. Clearance. No big deal. ",
"Nice variety of Kettle chips, there. \nWe only have 5 flavours here in NL (salt+pepper, salt+rosemary, salt+balsamic, crispy bacon and honey barbecue)",
"you can be really fit quite a bit past 50 if you take care of yourself like he does. good genes help too. ",
"The action sequences r awesome but let's not pretend they aren't overdone lol",
"BOHDI THIS IS YOUR FUCKING WAKE UP CALL MAN! I AM AN F B I AGENT!",
"That helmet is from his own motorcycle company Arch.\n https://www.archmotorcycle.com/krgt-1/",
"Please someone explain why there’s such a circle jerk around this guy... I don’t have anything against him, but other Reddit circle jerks seem to have a bit more reason behind them e.g Musk, hating on Big Bang Theory etc.",
"Because Rich People can't be depressed? What?",
"Holy fuck that would be perfect !",
"My absolute favorite actor, together with Tom Cruise. The dude's just so freaking humble and awesome. A true, kind soul.\n\nPS: Tom Cruise for his acting and the ability to turn every movie to be watchable, no matter what. ",
"No more Sad Keanu memes. Lets find a Happy Keanu this year. ",
"Look at his leg",
"Same, I enjoyed his acting, but now I can't watch Baby Driver without being reminded.",
"I see a large and blatant correlation between the sub and your 'joke' about her, but, meh, what do I know.",
"I often say \"its all relative\" \n\nEspecially when its concerning relatives. Aha",
"UNDERRATED COMMENT EVERYONE SHOULD READ THIS COMMENT ",
"The little girl looks alot like Kerry muligan ",
"Woahz so many chips! ",
"He is so cool and he us a sexy beast.",
">No ridiculous shaky cam and billions of cuts.\n\nFucking Greengrass, man. That guy's cinematography is like a palsied hooker trying to give Michael J. Fox a handjob. I have to take a dramamine to watch that shit.",
"Seriously! Wtf?!",
"Bendydict cumbercakes",
"It's a Deli, according to someone else in this thread. The liquor is just in the cold drink area.",
"I'm confused about the Himilayan Salt vs Sea Salt chips/crisps. Isn't NaCl just NaCl?",
"This sounds good but it's not really how life works, for most of us. The guy who wishes for a stable job is the same one who complains he has to get up early every morning for his 9 to 5. It's human nature. ",
"KEEEAANNNUUUU",
"Peeped the jalapeño Kettle Chips in the background, you lucky bleeders",
"\"That last comment was obviously just for comic effect but I'll watch the video anyway *watches second video* OH GOD WHY AREN'T THEY TOGETHER THEY ARE IN LOOOOVVEEE!\" ",
"Yes because you can just pose with objects and their makers wil call you to give you money. Lmao ",
"[Am I the only one to notice?](https://imgur.com/gallery/BBYoW) ",
"His hair looks so nice!",
"Those jalapeño chips are the best!",
"Whats this little girl doing hanging out in a liqueur store?",
"If any idiot was to laugh at that, they'd be the ones without a \"good\" sense of humour. Which is more important than just saying any old shit is funny.",
"This guy knows the pain",
"Why does this make me so happy?",
"His mom looks like a 9 year old girl ",
"Those salt and pepper kettle chips are amazing, they're almost never available in small bags",
"Yep, there's a part in the doc I linked above that illustrates this perfectly https://youtu.be/Z1PCtIaM_GQ?t=4m53s",
"Wow who told you that lie",
"Hmm, another Keanu sighting… I’m beginning to believe!",
"Why is that so perfect?! ",
"You aren't funny",
"That is my fav! I've watched that movie dozens of times.",
"Aw man this is nit about the movies Keanu damn",
"And obviously nothing to do with the scene where Connie Nielsen is prancing around in the buff. Nooooooooo.",
"One of the kindest persons I've ever met",
"That leg has been places.",
"More than that , he looks finally in piece , with his motorcycle business feels like he found his place , he had a terrible life and struggle with depression a lot , is nice to see him like that now :)",
"Pahahaha",
"Is he riding a motorcycle? Please don’t die.",
"He is someone who we know has not raped anybody in Hollywood.\n\n",
"God, I love kettle brand potato chips...",
"I learned some of these throws as a high school wrestler:",
"He is like the chris cole of actors",
"You just told us all that happened...",
"25 years old already ? I remember it like it was yesterday. Damn . I'm getting old ... Out lives are way too short ..",
"She’s lucky she didn’t kill his dog",
"Dunno why you're down voted but you're right",
"Ship it",
"Daniel Craig is 49, and still playing James Bond.",
"Asians don't crack or something",
"You would be like that too if everyone had seen your daughter in a porno.",
"Hahaha this fucking comment \nLike you didn't even add anything just called people out",
"This was probably already mentioned but I didn’t see any post about it. He had gotten hit by car who didn’t see him and it smashed his tooth. He must have had to get new teeth installed. I think Keanu mentioned on the graham norton show. \n\nEDIT: [Keanu’s Motoblur Accident interview - Graham Norton](https://youtu.be/F50kRViqITs) ",
"And despite all that, he genuinely is a nice guy in real life. One of the few celebs that isn’t a douche about it.",
"He's the Dave Grohl of acting ",
"Tom hanks roles are far too similar he mostly plays himself",
"No they can it’s just that some people think not having to deal with financial stress somehow means being happy 24/7. Granted financial stress is horrible stuff, but there’s much much more to life than that.",
"lol, is he one of those guys who ride their motorcycle wearing a backpack to go grocery shopping? ",
"Jooonnnn weeeeek",
"TERRY MOTHER FUCKIN CREWS HOLDS THAT SPOT. ",
"Kettle chips marketing team must be shitting with happiness right now. 😁",
"Ehh I'd argue like with almost anything, there are good and bad uses. Both can be used and have things look fine. It's when you get BAD directors using them that it makes your head hurt and eyes bleed.",
"Not when you can call it Himalayan, and charge extra for it",
"My dad's got 20 years on you, and could whup my ass up and down the street. I'm in my 20s. You still got plenty of time. ",
"He is awesome as hell but people forget all kinds of people achieve greatness. Oprah Winfrey for instance was raped when she was 9 or something among other depravity she went through.",
"I strongly feel that Gary Oldman is the most underrated actor",
"https://m.imgur.com/Aqxceqf",
"Fuck off with your spam. Nobody is going to buy your shity sticks",
"Unless they get sober. Then they are one of the best assets / life lessons you can have. ",
"Oh damn, are they remaking The Professional (Leon)?",
"They used a stuntman, there are cuts in Daredevil they are just hard to notice and they use the camera angles intelligently to swap between double and actor.",
"That's from DEXTER!",
"I’m Keanu Reeves, and I’m fifty years old, and I like to kick and stretch and kick! Fifty years old!",
"Its not a liquor store it's Greenblatt's Deli and Fine Wine on Sunset Blvd",
"> That would be a waste of time\n\n- Keanu \"Anthony Kiedis\" Reeves",
"EDD mounted, let them come. ",
"He's just a nice dude. I met him at this exact place actually and he was more than amicable. ",
"I like seeing him happy. All those sad Keanu pics are well, sad",
"Who?",
"This was the best thing I've read all day. ",
"Just googled the brand of his helmet. That's not a helmet brand or series... that's a series of one of the motorcycles he makes. They actually look fairly cool.\n\nAlso 2030cc and a 2340cc bike...gees.",
"Aw such a nice bloke",
"I experience that all the time. Not at a quiet dinner, but people trying to silently take pictures of me in public places.\n\n\nIf someone walks up to me and asks nicely I'll always take a picture with them. If you try to take one without me noticing or are rude, then gtfo.",
"That's him on the right.. yeah?\n",
"got it thanks\n",
"\"Can we get a picture?\"\n\"Sure, but do you mind if we do it in front of the chips instead of the liquor?\"\n",
"I love those Kettle Jalapeno chips!",
"Are you really here though? ",
"He was probably there to buy Japanese Whisky. He loves the stuff. ",
"#YEEAAAH? ",
"Keanu Reeves needs his own tv channel. Whatever it is will be watched.",
"Asians and whites make the best kids https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6IrHDsMrHs",
">\" Charlize Theron trained alongside Keanu \" Not true, he \"was in the same facility \" , and \"she says a lot of weird shit \" Check yourself : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7n4mEzwUgHk ( she Is pretty (funny) though ))\n\n",
"God i love those chips",
"Wait, you sleep whilst riding too? Teach us, master!",
"He's doing the circle game hand thing! Holy shit Keanu owes me a punch!",
"There is hating on Big Bang? Learn something new everyday I hate that show",
"I gotta watch Speed...",
"My dad took my brother and I to see the third of those in the cinema when it came out. I had to sit outside the cinema after the first 20 minutes of the film because the camera movement was giving me motion sickness.",
"Do you look funny?",
"/r/rainbow6 is leaking ",
"Great run up. First I was nice then creepy then cried myself laughing to sleep on my huge pillow.",
"The Keanu has surfaced once more!",
"A pencil on an open field!!!",
"He looks like Severus Snape now, which makes me imagine Morpheus as Albus Dumbledore.\n\nMorpheus: Neo. . . . . .Neo, Please.\n\nNeo: AVADA KEDARVA!",
"Mr.Rogers, Keanu Reeves and Sir David Attenborough are the pinnacle of human kind(ness), an holy trinity that could have brought peace and prosperity to the world for the centuries ahead. Too bad we didn't made use of their potential.",
"Had Much Ado About Nothing on VHS as a kid. Must have watched it dozens of times. Its a great movie. \n\n",
"Hold up a fucking SECOND. We don’t have half of those flavours of Kettle Chips in the UK?! Jalapeño?! I WANT JALEPEÑO FLAVOURED KETTLE CHIPS!!",
"doing the best he can? the man just stopped aging alltogether because of all the drama he went through!",
"Declare a Keanu Reeves day already, the man is a gem. ",
"If you don't move your face, you don't wrinkle. ",
"º_>º \n\n\n\n\nfuck of",
"Depends on what you think is funny. [I'm](https://imgur.com/a/CTmED) into black metal.",
"i like how you casually said Fishburne and **Keanu**. We can all see where your heart's really at!",
"What are you going to do if you get downvotes [ = negative upvotes]? Steal people's prayers?",
"Something is definitely afoot at the CircleK",
"KEANU is the best!",
"Exactly. \n\nAs for financial stress, it exists, has a real effect but largely your income is irrelevant.\n\nIf you're on £30k a year with a house, family, manageable debt, you'll be far happier than someone who's on £300k but has had to sell property due to a messy divorce.\n\nMoney and happiness are distinct, money can influence happiness, but largely only to the extent where money can remove stress inducers such as debt, poor diet and so on. ",
"Why does Reddit always lead me back to something MTG related? ",
"🤣",
"Prove it....",
"I get you but I have about as much sympathy for them as I do for billionaires who have the flu. Shits life, deal with it. their life is overall amazing \n\nthat being said Keanu is amazing and doesn't deserve to be pestered lol ",
"So I guess the next step up from killing three guys with a fockin pencyil is eating kettle chips, eh?",
"Met him at Goodwood festival, such a cool dude ",
"> “Forgiveness is a strange thing. It can sometimes be easier to forgive our enemies than our friends. It can be hardest of all to forgive people we love. Like all of life's important coping skills, the ability to forgive and the capacity to let go of resentments most likely take root very early in our lives.” ^(-Mister Rogers) -Keanu Reeves -Michael Scott",
"American transplant here, living in the UK. Believe me that my heart aches daily for the jalapeño ones!",
"But that's exactly what you did with your comment.. And that's what I'm doing with this comment... Holy shit where does it end?",
"So what everyone is really saying is now you substitute his name for all the lame things that described Chuck Norris as a bad ass over the years. Cool now only Keanu and Techno Viking sit atop ",
"I wonder how many people he killed in that store.",
"Yea it really bugs me when I see other people snagging pics of regular people who may look different. I wear a costume at work and people just walk by with their phones down by their sides completely turned sideways.. It's kinda funny how slick they think they are. ",
"I like to believe he avoided all the scandal in hollywood.\n\n\"Cool breeze, over the mountain\" is a name that cant be evil.",
"That looks badass. A bar in a shed sounds like it might lead to some Roadhouse situations.",
"For some reason he is always shopping for booze",
"JOHN WICK THATS A BAD MAN!\n",
"More like first charges of child pornography, and or child molestation/rape",
"Holy shit you met River! What is SRL? ",
"Yea haha. They always think no one is going to notice.\n\n\nBest way to go about it is to take out your own phone and take a picture of them in return.",
"[This](http://www.imfdb.org/images/6/6a/John_Wick2_AR_02.jpg)? There are magazine extentions on the bottom, he should be able to fire 5 shots extra from each magazine. Hope that helps",
"Does he age? How is he still so handsome? ",
"Hahaha it absolutely already has. It's an unruly place, and the barman/bouncer is a total bastard.\n\n[Few more pics here](https://imgur.com/gallery/2nHec) if you're interested!",
"Tom Selleck did the last season of Magnum only becasue he realized that the rest of the cast and crew needed time to find new jobs and prepare for life after working on Magnum for seven years. He also gave a bunch of expensive watches away during the first couple seasons to a lot of cast and crew",
"It could be simplified to the actor beginning to climb up, the actor getting over, and the actor jumping down. That would be smoother, have fewer cuts and somewhat make sense. He doesn't need five different overdramatic cuts of him climbing the same fence at different angles.\n\nMaking cuts is fine. Making pointless cuts, not really.",
"Your hair is lovely <3",
"I enjoyed watching a paparazzi video of K trying to start his Norton for like 3 minutes. ",
"What bike is he riding these days?",
"Is he filming Bill & Ted 3 now? 'Cause he sure looks it!",
"You know evil and darkness. I'm a evil mother fucker Joe. Think you know to which I reference and just noticed the name I either like you or you are too much. word.",
"I laughed so hard at this and have no clue to what or if it is a real reference, the voice in my head that spoke was a Jewish lady off those old comedy Lp's from the 60's. I cry ",
"I AM JEALOUS",
"Or I genuinely think the dude looks depressed all the time? ",
"I'm not your friend, guy! A favorite up there with dey turk ur dobs or however you spell that. I think it constantly changes constantants into guttural glee.",
"You aren't supposed to think about \"A Scanner Darkly\".\n",
"How about alcoholic moms?",
"Oer the head like whoosh, witty. noice.",
"Actually, Norman Reedus has that top spot. But Keanu is number 2.",
"ThE MaTrIX: Unshaved",
"> FIFTY I mean, people are far from dead at that age, sure\n\nWhere the fuck do you live? In my country fifty year olds are not old at all",
"It’s really hard to find and keep role models these days but this guy keeps doing the job. Thanks Keanu!",
"I think there's something about the \"Hey Larry\" that just *fits* a NY Jewish lady.",
"They call me the evil motherfucker where I come from.",
"John Wick 3",
"You don’t have to like every aspect of what you sign up for. Maybe they grew up in love with movies and just want to be a part of that. No matter how much you love it at some point it has to wear you down.",
"Send me a PM with your address. I will send you a belated Secret Santa gift.",
"We should have a global \"we love keanu\" party and invite him.",
"Every underrated actors of all time thread someone says that ",
"> Lawrence Fishburne is a dick\n\nYou are the dick. The problem with a lot of moron millennials is that you aren't taking a picture for posterity. It immediately goes on social media, and that can be a big problem and can backfire on the actor/crew for many reasons. Yeah he could have given you a more gentle let down, but then you shouldn't bother people at work to take moronic pictures of them in the first place. ",
"You looked, didn't you? ",
"You can buy Kettle chips in America now?",
"Keanu is the only celebrity I can truly respect. He seems like a nice guy to have a beer with and talk about life. ",
"No. Obama is American. Keanu was born in Lebanon and raised in Toronto",
"What? ",
"It's a glitch in the matrix ",
"my exact thought",
"he meant the gloop they eat, not the cannibalizing people. the gloop they eat on the ship is a single processed food source of everything the body needs, which is what the soylent product is, in real life.\n\nthey got the name for the product from that old movie, but the idea for the actual product from the matrix.",
"He’s only the biggest movie star in the world ",
"he didn't ask for this.",
"Why is there no Dijon Mustard Kettle Chips at the shelf?",
"Keanu doesn’t go on national television and proclaim mental illness to be a myth",
"Aren’t you a little young to be in the liquor store?",
"Hellrazor",
"Because he’s a nice person with no scandals who has been through some really awful shit in his life. Also he’s in some really good movies. ",
"You all think this is a sweet photo, but she's actually his latest child sacrifice to the youth Gods.",
"The man who doesn’t age Keanu forever",
"Isn’t there a rumor that he hangs out by himself in public? No entourage like Wahlberg does? ",
"Why does keanu look more and more homeless every time I see him",
"He might now, I dunno. He bought his first house in like 2003. He sure has a passion for motorcycles though, and owns several: \nhttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/moslive/article-1086979/Keanu-Reeves-The-billion-dollar-man.html \nhttps://www.cycleworld.com/2015/03/02/on-the-record-keanu-reeves-co-founder-arch-motorcycle-company-cycle-world-interview \n \nAfter a little looking, it turns out that he does own *one* car and it is indeed a Porsche: \nhttps://newsroom.porsche.com/en/christophorus/porsche-keanu-reeves-911-carrera-12100.html \n",
"It depends on the type of drunk they are, really. Sometimes they're the type who just pass out all day and those make pretty awesome parents from a kid's point of view because you have basically no adult supervision can just go off and do whatever. And then when they're sober, guilt motivates them to spend money on the kids they're neglecting. So hey, free toys!\n\nOf course decades later, you realize all the shit that they should have been teaching you but weren't.\n\nedit: grammar",
"Being a kitten who never ages named Keanu. ",
"When you say it like that yea",
"I just assumed. I took it as \"thinking of the game\" was synonymous with being aware of the game, so as soon as you learn of it you've lost. ",
"https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/5v8grt/partizan_belgrade_goalkeeper_comforts_his/de0la6w/?st=jbxuifb3&sh=151bf195\n\nWhy did you say this about North Americans?",
"Yes for some time now",
"Probably an Arch",
"A PENNNNSCEEEEL!(?) ",
"More.",
"Anyone else see him throwing he circle sign with his had, he got me",
"Yet he has still ruptured his spleen, gotten scarred more than once, and broken some bones in accidents. He spoke of his injuries in a couple of articles I read.",
"Oh fuck. Circle 3 below the waist. He got us. ",
"Look at Keanu’s right thigh.",
"Everything's starting to taste the same.",
"There was also the time that Alice Cooper babysat him.\n",
"Bring out yer dead.....bring out yer dead!",
"aldi ( or is it lidl ? ) one of them does there version of kettle chips, jalapeno included, they are fucking amazing",
"good!",
"You tend to be kinda generous when you're immortal",
"He was so close with the hand circle.... So close ",
"i can't wait to see this movie! i always wanted a sequel to The Professional.",
"50 is not that old anymore especially for people who have kept in shape. Look at Tom Cruise.",
"So the song Copa cabana is about Keanu's parents. Interesting. ",
"Truly epic circlejerking, bravo you lot. ",
"You don't see how it's a myth? You just said it. He didn't give personal checks or anything to individual members of the special effects team like the myth makesbit sound. He gave up some of his cut to ensure the studio could afford the special effects team they used for the duration of the franchise. You don't see the difference there?",
"I wish he could see this. The dude from matrix\n",
"Chips or whiskey?",
"Hmm, I just realized, John Wick looks similar to the guy from Matrix",
"I bet there'll be a Keanu biopic one day",
"Haven't seen the movie. Does he intentionally avoid killing people? ",
"God, I think I'm gonna throw up...that was exceptionally bad.",
"That ain’t Keanu It’s John wick mid mission ",
"Already making a Logan remake? This producers are relentless!",
"Haha no I do. I’m just saying that the overall story, minus him “personally writing/handing the checks out is technically not a myth.",
"Kettle chips is my favorite brand of potato chips",
"That's a lot of kettle chips flavours, I only get 3 flavours here. wtf",
"might as well be ",
"Well, I do understand people looking at you in public. It's a rather unusual amount of make-up you're wearing.",
"I read this without reading the parent comment and thought, \"That's an awful poem.\"",
"How does his hair at the middle of his head not fall over his face? someone explain.",
"His right hand though.",
"This would be amazing. Or an X-Files sort of movie where Tom Hanks plays a Scully like character and Keanu Reeve plays the Mulder",
"You should've called him Samuel L. Jackson.",
"Sure, I don't mind people looking or asking for pictures. I'm quite happy to entertain. And luckily most people enjoy a little bit of crazyness.\n\n\nBut I've also had incidents with people harrassing me. Or taking photos behind my back. And somewhere you gotta draw a line. In the end I'm doing what I do for myself, because I enjoy portraying myself that way. And taking pictures without asking when I'm out with friends trying to have a good time is kinda rude. Especially when you can just ask.",
"He should play ~~old~~^Immortal Ben Solo in Ep10",
"I know. He is definitely the coolest human being and I don't even know the dude but I feel like I know him... weird. ",
"[You've never seen John Wick?](https://youtu.be/0qGtC-JtiUU?t=1m11s)",
"For some people it's unthinkable to ask for taking a picture. Apart from celebrities that are pretty much paid for this, I wouldn't expect any other person to be willing to be photographed. Creeping isn't exactly any better, but at least one doesn't have to ask I guess.\n\nI assume it's not easy if you like 'dressing up' in a way that stands out clearly but don't want people to see it as odd and stare/creep from a distance. It's probably a common drawback from expressing yourself in appearance...",
"Oh my god! Just look at all the flavors of kettle chips! Holy crap!",
"Found them when I was in Los Angeles. Amazon is always an option. I need to order some more myself. ",
"Cool, he was riding one of his wack ass motorcycles.",
"I'm only at a 4 my friend. You don't want me to go to 7, much less 10.\n\nHaven't tried Hawaiin BBQ, but I'd assume more onion flavor to it.\n\nBut what would a guy who thinks beef BBQ is superior know about taste. Everyone knows pork is the one true BBQ, and mustard based sauce is its pinnacle achievement. ",
"Does this man have his own helmet, too? I know he builds bikes so that might not be too far-fetched of a thought lol",
"Parenthood. \n\n",
"Knock, Knock. Everybody go watch it now.",
"Enjoy your stay Mr. Wick",
"You can always get unlucky. I ride since I was 16 and raced for 8 years and the only serious accident I had was when some idiot ran into me from behind while I was stopped at a red light.",
"<3",
"This reminds me of the movie \"The Professional\". ",
"Lake house...",
"Lake House",
"Spotted the materialist :D",
"I love him. I would have cried ",
"Alright\nAlright\nAlright\nAlright\n",
"Fun fact: Some MotoGP racers get sponsored (road legal) bikes which they are not even allowed to ride in their own time because of their contracts. ",
"I was thinking of the first movie in the scene outside the church.",
"Thank you sir.",
"I trusted they could find this response the same way you did. They are big boys and girls. Or maybe they are agreeing with me because they get it’s a joke ? ",
"Why would I think that? It’s an old saying that basically means don’t underestimate someone based on age, they know more and might be a bit mischievous ",
"Check out Keanu’s weapon training on you tube, 100% legit bad ass too!",
"Wow, she looks so much like my own daughter it's freaky.",
"My dream man looks like a hobo <3. ",
"I fucking hate shaky cam. Sure, I understand if Liam Neeson can't jump a fence (He's 65 so yeah). I just wish they could make the shot a different way. ",
"His movies end up pretty eh but that was really cool and made me respect the process a lot more. ",
"The guy does not age",
"hOLY SHIT IT BETTER BE ALDI I ONLY HAVE A LOCAL ALDI",
"The year is 3018, Keanu Reeves looks to be the age of 60. Scientists have begun daily testing of his biological components to see what has caused his delayed aging.",
"Keanu magic",
"/r/iamkindabadass",
"I instantly want to know what kind of bike he was riding. ",
"It's from an recording of a reply to audition to be a drummer in a black metal band, and it is a black drummer talking to the main guy. I think it is off an old Death album, funny as hell. \"I'm a black drummer. No black metal. Yeah Joe I am a black metal drummer. No I mean black metal you know evil and darkness, Listen Joe I'm an evil mother fucker, mother fucker\". Something of the sort, it sounds legit and is funny, been ages since I heard it, maybe someone reading post knows more, the way read previous posting, I took a shot thinking you might. It is hidden and more obscure than I give credit to.",
"Woah",
"what would be a shame?",
"I love how redditors think they are smart when they use the technically accurate left/right instead of the one we're all looking at. Its less confusing to do it the second way, but ooh no u redditors just cant resist trying to be all technically correct. I challenge one of u to make a whole thread in response to my comment correcting every grammar error until its perfect. Thats what u guys usually do instead of engaging in meaningful discussion. Oh dont forget the pun threads! Wait, dont you guys (yes, reddit is like 80-90 percent dudes u SJWs) have something productive to do? I guess not. What else do high schoolers have to do..",
"Long haired Keanu is Ted, Bill & Ted 3 confirmed - Dec 2018",
"This is obviously an advert for them tasty kettle chips!",
"Logan 1990 (colorized)",
"dude grows out his hair to fool us that he is aging.",
"TBH my heart loved that movie",
"The Lake House",
"Terribad writing.",
"I was jealous of Diane Keaton.",
"This guy seems like a legit good guy. Not put on or fake.. just really a good fella.",
"Yeah that doesn't feel right to me. The One seems to mostly be defined as a special human selected by the machines each \"cycle\" and injected with code that gives them special abilities. \n\nThey're then eventually led to meet with the architect at the source and choose between rebooting the matrix again or going back to it and ending the species. Neo is one of however-many (I think 6?) \"the one\"s but he ends up being the last because he chooses not to reboot.\n\nI think of Smith more as just a virus who ended up throwing the system out of whack, and needing both the one and the machines to cooperate to delete him.",
"You should have had him removed from your building. That would have been hilarious.",
"Interesting. Just read about it here. \n\nhttp://rebrn.com/re/chan-is-diggin-deep-into-pedowood-keanu-reeves-might-be-getting-3646732/\n\nHollywood is sick ",
"The kid is Molly Gottlieb, a child actress. How does NO ONE IN THIS THREAD know who that is? It's totally possible they recognize one another.",
"He's a huge movie star don't worry he knows.",
"You can see immense pain in his eyes. Can anyone else see it? I'm worried about him. ",
"Kid is a child actress.",
"Kid is a child actress.",
"Kid is a child actress.",
"Kid is a child actress.",
"Kid is a child actress.",
"Yup. And I just remembered The Lake House, which is an ok movie but he stars in it alongside Sandra Bullock.",
"Kid is Molly Gottlieb, a child actress.",
"Kid is Molly Gottlieb.",
"\"Girl\" is Molly Gottlieb, a child actress.",
"Kid is Molly Gottlieb.",
"Kid is Molly Gottlieb.",
"Tell your daughter her doppleganger is Molly Gottlieb, child actress.",
"And it's actually not just a rando little girl. That's Molly Gottlieb. ",
"Now I want to see a Keanu/Jackie Chan buddy cop movie. ",
"I’ze evil!!!! I have this can send to ya let me know how to. ",
"[There are only so many agents a man can take](https://thumbs.gfycat.com/TheseGreatBeagle-size_restricted.gif)",
"\"fully loaded\"\n\nas opposed to partially loaded.",
"I'm quite aware of what Scientology is. I just don't judge individuals based on their belief, unless they went out and harmed someone as an individual.\n\nBut being judgemental is par for course on the internet.",
"Depends, did the woman come in before or after his gun fight with Cassian?",
"Even if it is true, and I believe it is, that being a celebrity gets old when everybody is constantly tugging at you for a photo, autograph, etc. you can say no in a way that is not dick-like. \n\n",
"Looks like you can't seperate an individual from a cult. If we're going to go by your definition, and you're going to hate everyone in the world who happens to be in your definition of a cult, you might as well start with the major monotheistic religions.",
"🥇",
"That's not a true Bourne movie, really. ",
"No, *she’s* lucky she wasn’t dangerous. ",
"I stopped reading there. It's fucking ridiculous ",
"about to grab some Tequila me thinks maybe...",
"Love the fact that he still rides motorcycles almost everywhere, No Bentley needed here. ",
"Can be if you take it too far and start using your beliefs to justify harming others. ",
"“Bring donuts”",
"Given Spike's place in Cowboy Bebop, it would actually work quite well if they aged him up a bit ",
"Imagine you get asked by hundreds of strangers every week for a picture with you. In the beginning you politely turn them down, but you discover that leads to people pressing the issue further. Eventually you have to move into a more firm territory. Being introverted I'd lose my mind if I somehow became that famous one day.",
"He sorta looks like Salvia Erik",
"Did you mean the second last throw? I thought that might be Yoko Tomoe Nage, as you said. \n\nBut I just rewatched it and I still think it’s Sumi Gaeshi because I found a frame where I can see tori’s foot in uke’s inner thigh, rather than on the hip as you’d expect in (Yoko) Tomoe Nage. \n\nIt’s really hard to tell from this video and could be either. ",
"Yes, let's all not judge Nazis and KKK members because for all we know they're good people too. \n",
"I LOVE Kettle chips!",
"Yes she was lmao. She was pregnant with her child during filming. I'm not arguing that she is athletic but I know for a fact that she was pregnant during the filming of that movie. ",
"Constantine need part 2 and Me. Reeves need to be in it.",
"Yeah, I don't know who that is. ",
"i guess id be mad too if my daughter was sucking dick on camera.",
"Sort of like Reeves, Nicholson, and Cruise are amazing guitarists while Bale and Day-Lewis are amazing with any instrument they pick up.\n\nAs long as the guitarists are playing guitar, they may actually be better at it than the multi-instrumentalists. And each person usually only needs to play one instrument in any given song.",
"Winners focus on winning, losers focus on winners.",
"TIL",
"Thanks. I’m really not sure, so I added it as a possibility. ",
"Also shows that this picture was taken circa 2005. I recognize her from Miss Congeniality 2, the ultimate \"I'm sick and there's nothing else on Netflix\" movie. Apparently she was also in some Law&Order episodes as well, according to her IMDB page.\n\nBut it isn't just some random kid posing with Keanu. It's possible the two of them recognized each other, or had seen each other in passing at work.",
"Yeah it's hard to tell because he hops to the other side and obstructs the view. It's one of those for sure",
"I’m 53. \n\n^^^^^^Fuck...",
"Very true. Aside from taking down a deer at 45, my only other major wreck was being rear ended on my CBR1000 by a woman in a Volvo XC90 at a stop sign. I know that feeling.",
"Oh god The Lake House. Back in the summer of 2006 I was backpacking in Europe with a couple of friends and one day while in Rome we decided to escape the heat and go see a movie so we could sit in air conditioning for a couple hours. The theater only had one film playing in English but the ticket seller didn't speak enough English to be able to translate what the movie was so we went into the theater not knowing what movie we were actually about to see. Turns out to be The Lake House so it was me and my two guy friends and then a handful of old ladies in the theater. We were pretty disappointed with the movie but hey at least we got that sweet sweet air conditioning.",
"Love this guy. For a guy who is in so many iconic roles, he keeps himself real and humble. I think he gives away most of what he makes, right? Keanu is a man worthy of deep respect.",
"Godwin's law hard at work again. I'm sure Scientology is the exact same thing as Nazis and KKK who go around killing people (did I not say I don't judge people as individuals on their belief if they don't go around harming people? I'm pretty sure killing counts as harming under almost any definition of the word).",
"EXCELLENT! (Plays air guitar)",
"r/ImmortanKeanu all chrome",
"Get down with your bad self!",
"> Prime Al Pacino\n\nPrime Al Pacino is seventies Al Pacino\nScarface, godfather, etc..",
"with a fookin pencil",
"Dude is chill as fuck. So many anecdotes. Here's mine, once removed.\n\nHe went to University of Chicago. My sister went there several years after him, and was heavily involved in their Documentary Film Group, which Keanu had participated in too. He just showed up one day to reminisce, and at first they were all \"woah, Keanu Reeves is here,\" but after half an hour they were just a bunch of film fans shooting the shit. Dude's famous as fuck but has lost 0% of his humanity.",
"> but the idea for the actual product from the matrix.\n\nThe matrix was not the first movies where future people eat gloop - It was a popular idea in sci-fi at the very least between 50-70's",
"He was the first guy I can recall disliking for an irrational reason (sorry, but Bill and Ted is not good) but realized the error of my ways and came to love. Taught young teenager me a very valuable lesson.",
"Woah",
"This is me, if I’m being honest. Super liberal, all about gun control (not banning), wouldn’t own a gun, but damn if it isn’t fun to go to a range and pop off some shots. Always fun talking with family and relieving some stress. Something tranquil about it. ",
"obtuse, meaning; Annoyingly insensitive or slow to understand.",
"i had thought most of this happened prior to getting into hollywood?",
"So - a different story isn't a myth? But the original one is?",
"I'm talking about the brand. They got the uppity brands haha",
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"didnt his wife die while being preggo with a 2nd child?",
"You could see that mr Rogers couldn’t even keep a straight face before he flipped the children off",
"huh",
"spotted the 👌\n\nwhen does john wick come to punch me",
"Kea-new",
"Enty seems to think Keanu has been talking to his lawyers to come out with it. As if the man hasn’t suffered enough. ",
"Huh - correct. I had seen him getting a black belt and didn't realize it was honorary: http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/actor-keanu-reeves-receives-a-black-belt-from-japanese-judo-news-photo/490630612#actor-keanu-reeves-receives-a-black-belt-from-japanese-judo-gold-picture-id490630612\n\nStill, dope action sequences, and good on him for taking his training seriously.",
"Those chips are bomb af",
"He’s gonna do more than punch you ",
"He has a Porsche!",
"He’s ok. He’s been through some really bad shit in his life ",
"A big ass forehead. ",
"He looks clean. Just because he has long hair and a beard doesn’t mean he looks homeless ",
"There’s a script for Bill and Ted ready to go, but he’s in ore production for John Wick 3",
"I think his sister also died of cancer. ",
"What's a kid doing in a liquor store?",
"Take your upvote and get in here!!",
"Exactly, what do you know? You could explain your point of view, but without explanation, I don't know what you mean. ",
"Exactly, what do you know? You could explain your point of view, but without explanation, I don't know what you mean. ",
"Hey, did anyone else ever notice that in 'Reloaded', the Maitre D' at the Merovingian's restaurant looked *an awful lot* like Cypher...? >_>",
"That would be awesome ",
"A \"single-celled protein\"... whatever *that* is...",
"And tastes like (a simulacrum of) Tasty Wheat.",
"I would *definitely* watch that movie.",
"It *was* pretty damned good for its time, though. But yeah, the transitions from 'real actor' to 'cartoon actor' were definitely noticeable... although they were still reasonably realistic in their movements (except for that one Smith's leg falling off.)",
"Is he getting younger?",
"Dammit why is this so randomly funny",
"What's an \"ass bike\"? <_<",
"It's a deli on Sunset. Lots of food stores in LA sell liquor too.",
"I really don't understand it. He has some botox, but that won't stop the clock",
"so... which one is...",
"> his saying “thanks” to me will forever be etched in my mind.\n\nOnly Keanu could make a single word sound so epic.",
"Jeez man take a joke. This isn’t a serious discussion ",
":) ",
"The sadness is etched into his face, but the happiness is right there, too, if you just look for it.",
"Yay!! ",
"Lmao that’s fair but I kinda want to see 10 now because I love the compassion in the last paragraph spot on good sir! ",
"Would be nice.",
"He looks so sad in photographs but I absolutely love it when he smiles",
"I never said Tom Cruise wasn't insane ;)",
"He's 50 years old and has full hair? \nWth does he use? \nThat's what i personally would ask if we ever met",
"Doesn’t he believe he’s not even human? Like he fully buys into the Scientology BS where he thinks he’s some kind of ascended god-like being? ",
"Sure would be a shame...",
"You see I had done some googling to try to find what made you think that, didn't know he was awarded that. That's incredible, and he's definitely no novice, just not a black belt. Not that he needs to be to make John Wick movies amazing, imo more intricate judo may have taken away from the gun play and tactical work. ",
"but he tried to have me removed form my own building? lmao I don't care who you are, I would've taken a no and just moved on. Who gives a shit, there are celebs walking around all over new york, its not anything new. And good on you for assuming shit lol, I dont use any social media other than reddit, and I don't post pictures here either. I was genuinely just trying to take a picture with him cuz young me always thought morpheus was fuckin cool and would've been a nice little memory. Eat shit bud.",
"I want to meet this man so bad, keeanu Is slowly becoming my idol",
"Oh for sure, not needed, just another \"Keanu is cool as hell\" point. I had it in my head that he actually competed in three gun and practiced judo outside of the movies. His choreographers do it right, a great blend of martial arts and guns, and for the most part stick to throws and takedowns that I think of as practical for that situation (I'm a big fight choreography nerd, since I both train and make films/TV).",
"I think you misread my post.\nOne of my goals is to have a moment, with proof of the moment. A story. Is that too much to ask?",
"XD I mean it got a smile out of me when i read it.",
"Alright so, I'm thinking Keanu as Geralt of Rivia, and probably Emma Watson as Ciri. \n\nI'm not yet sure who would play Triss and Yen. I wonder what Natalie Portman would look like with black hair and purple eyes... \n\nAnd of course, last but definitely least, to get a more authentic Witcher experience, Michael Cera would have to play the occasional random background character. ",
"His dad has a full head of hair (in his mugshots. Poor Keanu) so maybe its genetic. Some people are just lucky. I do think it's his real hair as his hairline has receded a bit over the years. ",
"Oh! He’s goin for it lol; check that right hand.",
"[Here's] (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ip2tNK0Zq1A&t=0m13s) a video they did about his training. Regardless of belt, dude's an animal and a real inspiration. For all I know he may still secretly train with the Machados, by now he'd have to be a purple belt or close to it if he was. ",
"As I've said before, it's a deli. Many food stores in LA have liquor too",
"> Some people are just lucky\n\nAnd some people are too unlucky..lol",
"Oh, that makes sense. He's not gay, is he?",
"I don't think so? I guess technically this restaurant is actually in Los Angeles city proper as it's north of Sunset. To my knowledge he lives in the area in the hills ",
"You don’t see the LA Riots going on anymore, do you? Crips and Bloods aren’t on the news anymore, are they? \n\n\nLet’s just say, Keanu bought a pack of pencils and “sorted it all out”. ",
"It’s truly heartbreaking, but I think he chose to be humble and put out good energy instead of just being miserable. Consider his charity, his kindness, and how he literally has broken bread with a homeless person. \n\nI hope things always stay this way with him and there aren’t ever stories about him along the lines of these other celebrities that have sexual assault allegations. Not that I ever would think he would do this, but I hope no one tries to make a name for themselves and make something up. \n\nAlso, I sincerely hope he finds someone special if he hasn’t already and is able to find real joy. ",
"It’s a universal constant - once you experience MTG it never really leaves you. You might notice it less, but it’s always there.",
"Kettle chips and booze. Nice.",
"Oh yeah. I'm a big Keanu fan, but he stank up the joint in that one. Love that movie though. ",
"he's *wiry*",
"One of the least involved *and* the part was trimmed in this version. ",
"Not all who forget do it accidentally.",
"Yeah, why?",
"Keen, you = Keanu... kinda",
"This is clearly Logan & Laura you uncultured swines. ",
"Who are you to say what they dedicate their lives to or that all they want is fame? Maybe they enjoy acting in films over being in stage productions. Those are completely different types of work, after all.\n\nBesides, you can do Broadway and still end up very famous. Look at Lin-Manuel Miranda or even pre-*Frozen* Idina Menzel. This sort of thing often comes down to luck of the draw more than somebody going, “You know what, I'd like to make myself *really* famous.”\n\nAnd I guarantee you'd be annoyed too if you were constantly approached by people who have no sense of personal boundaries. Don't sit there and armchair-judge the famous just because you think they've asked for it.",
"Hold up, though, what flavor kettle chips did he buy?",
"Did you even read the Wikipedia link? Add to that [several](http://www.lisamcpherson.org/) [mysterious](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michele_Miscavige) disappearances and deaths which can be ascribed to the Church.\n\nSo yes- Scientology *does* kill, harm, and steal [from] (did I mention racketeering and corruption?) people. Is that good enough for you? \n\nCorrelation =/ causation but that sure as hell won't stop me from judging a person.\n\n",
"Totally left out Babes in Toy Land.",
"That's awesome! If you think about it, its basically his job to train, and he gets privates in jiu-jitsu and guns from some of the top guys in both worlds while getting paid to do it - that's what I call living the dream.",
"No sweat. They're so similar. My understanding is that hikikomo uses the Georgian grip while the Sumi uses the shoulder grip. It's all really academic though and good work !",
"No, she was pregnant in Age of Ultron where the use of a stunt double was more obvious, but not in Civil War where that clip is from.",
"Got movies mixed up my apologies. ",
"I read obtusely in that sentence as meaning \"in a roundabout way\".",
"Sure sure. You are the only millennial on the planet that doesn't post their entire life on social media. ",
"Oh? What has she been in?",
"Can confirm.",
"I'd be gay for either of them. And only them.",
"Then what am I holding?",
"You forgot rich. ",
"I remember her from Miss Congeniality 2, the \"I'm sick and there's nothing on Netflix\" award winner. Also dates this photo circa 2005. She's more or less grown up now, and has since appeared in some Law&Order episodes according to her IMDB.",
"Everything I need to say has been said [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Shadman/comments/7d58ci/why_is_loli_considered_worse_than_other_fcked_up/). \nI honestly probably couldn't make any better points than have been said, nor do I wish to allow you the opportunity to attempt self-justification of your deviance.\n\n\nIf you weren't subscribed to that sub, and actively commenting and participating - I would simply brushed it off as the joke you're strenuosly trying to convince me it was. I may even have laughed.\n\nIf you are wanking to shit like [NSFW][this](https://imgur.com/a/4JN0d) and calling your participation in that sub an \"appreciation of an artist skills\", then don't fucking act surpised when you get negative comments when you call [this girl](https://i.redditmedia.com/_CvzXxHbY5xJ3f1bFV-cLjP4mvSsyjCQnsDz0QYgp3A.jpg?w=768&s=6d02bc42b7de884732570c365368c186) cute as a \"joke\".\n\n\nYou stated yourself that you can't see any correlation.\n> again with r/Shadman, what does \"~ Happy Fapping ~\" have to do with this?\n\n\n\nIf you don't get it, I'll leave you to debate with your other pedo friends about what is acceptable or not.",
"It's cool.",
"Sorry, but you're mistaking her for someone else. In the top row of the rack of chips you can see several flavors of Kettle Brand™ \"Avocado Oil\" chips, which were [introduced this year](https://www.preparedfoods.com/articles/119931-three-new-kettle-brand-flavors?v=preview).",
"Hold my penis. I’m goin in.",
"No wayyyyyy! This pic was taken at Greenblatts off sunset . My fav place to go. I'm there all the time. Wish I could have bumped into Neo . faaaaackkkk. ",
"Fucking right. The words \"consummate professional\" are totally appropriate for him. John Wick movies are far and away the best realistic-ish representation of martial arts ever done, really hope we get to see more of him",
"So what I get from this is that if you disagree with somebody's opinions, even if you think their joke is funny, you can't laugh at their jokes. That's pretty immature. \n\nAlso no, I don't wank to traps. If that's what you're into then go right ahead, but traps aren't for me.",
"Is... is he pulling a ballgazer right now?",
"\nYou've got nothing left, and you called me a dumb dumb. \n\n[Ha Ha](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/e/e9/Nelson_Ha-Ha.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20121205194057)\n",
"Goddamn, how is this man fifty four?! My heart melts, not only at how handsome he is, but how talented he is and the kind of life he has had. What a fascinating bloke. ",
"You're probably right then. But damn if she doesn't look *remarkably* like the actress in question.",
"You guys are all talking about Keanu, I just wanna see his bike cause I know it’s badass!!!",
"Yea he's in fully. One of the PR headpieces for them. Which means he believes it wholeheartedly, they are helping him money wise, or they have some crazy blackmail on his ass.",
"yeah you're probably right, but i'm just clarifying what the other guy meant. he meant the \"every nutrient you need in one food source\", not the idea of cannibalizing people. yeah that idea has probably been around for ages and ages.",
"I've never seen so many variations of kettle chips ",
"Relax bro it’s just a prank ",
"pretygirl\n",
"Why did the dude get out of the car after hitting him. Stay inside and try running him over.",
"he has drank the unaging water",
"How would one send him a note or thank you? Is he on Twitter or something? I really want to thank him for being such a nice person.",
"Fuck,why does keanue always looks so classy",
"Which is funny when you consider that Keanu Reeves is also in the picture, who is commonly refereed to as \"immortal\" because of the multiple people in the past he looks very similar to. ",
"Maybe they both recognize each other from a few thousand years ago?\n\nMaaaaaan, Umakt:Harbinger of Chaos, I haven't seen you in like a thousand years!\n\nIt's good to see you as well, Phaod'lu: Merciful Angel! You haven't aged a day! What's your secret?",
"You might be onto something here. We may have a picture of a secret meeting of two immortals!",
"You had nothing to begin with. I'd say let's call it even, but you still never had an actual point. You just tried to mix and match random shit and stated your opinions, I wouldn't call that a winning argument. Or an argument at all, really.",
"Everyone needs to stop with these Keanu stories. My panties can take no more.",
"\n\n[Nice post](https://youtu.be/ZZTQgecnW3U?t=89)\n\nYour jokes are really hilarious.",
"I named my cat after him years before the movie “Keanu” came out ... my favorite movie of all time is Point Break ",
"Liquor store?",
"Probably going for the word \"obliquely\". Or something.",
"Are you a mediocre doc?",
"My name is misleading, I've never touched Doc. I'm a mediocre Lesion.",
"Ah but what you don't know is that's not actually a song about pedophilia. Though, it is often used in that context because, well, words can be twisted to have different meanings very easily, especially in the English language.\n\nBut hey, it's just a song used as a meme after all. And you just gave me another view, so thanks for that. ",
"\n[UNSUBSCRIBE ME](https://i2.wp.com/pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/869803562053840896/EAUtJ64M_200x200.jpg)\n\n\n\n",
"So you're resorting to stalking all my social media accounts...why? What do you plan to prove or gain from that? ",
"Apparently that link is blocked in Canada... maybe I'll just watch it on Netflix tonight.",
"That's even better. ",
"Cow poo? ",
"It's a very old but cool bike. Keanu is really cool. \nhttps://youtu.be/PyMx1dista8",
"I love Donnie Yen! His IP man movies are freaking awesome as well.",
"Yeah. Usually assault rifles in movies are god guns with unlimited ammo. But never in John Wick!",
"Try the hand carved pastrami, it’s incredible. ",
":) ",
"not willing to correct the grammar since i comfortably don’t care, all i simply did was use a little bit of my brain to use the specific location of a hand. and while most of the post is meaningful in the since that i do quite frankly think this picture is quite nice, i wish for you to find something better to do with your time rather than to criticize how some of us take a second or two to use common sense. Go back to instagram or twitter if you desperately wish to create comment drama.",
"It's just that he went from a clean cut in the matrix to the slicked back and longer hair off john wick, and now he's sporting slightly longer and uncombed hair, a jacket, and a backpack in this photo. \n\nFrom where I live that's the embodiment of the homeless look. \n\nI still like Keanu tho",
"It’s a pretty normal look for LA. He hasn’t been clean cut in a while. At least he’s bathing now as he doesn’t always do that. ",
"*at least he's bathing now*",
"Hahahaha ",
"Deli on Sunset. Great sandwiches. ",
"Right ",
"He’s not on social media but maybe his agent?",
"yea thats the perfect catagorization, not being an a hole he's cool as hell, wonder what bike he has?",
"Yes. I was still a teenager when it came out... went and saw it alone in the cinema because I was hopelessly romantic, knee deep in Jewel and ThirdEyeBlind",
"That's why I said it's more of an exaggeration than a myth",
"I didn’t see the added exaggeration unless you added that in later haha.",
"Neither are myths. That story happened I don’t get what your saying really. I guess if it’s worded like Keanu personally gave them all money from\nHis pocket or something then that would be wrong.",
"Hello future people!",
"Umm so? ",
"He did an excellent job in the movie The Gift with Cate Blanchett and Hilary Swank. ",
"Survival Research Laboratories ",
"Lazy bastard doesn't even bother aging.",
"Great, no to know. Thanks",
"Can someone tell me why I was downvoted for a smiley face?\n",
"I just love him. He seems like such a stand up guy who is just the guy next door. Still crushing on him to this day. :) ",
"Happy Cake Day!",
"YOU'RE LYING!!!!",
"trust me. the money helps. a lot.",
"No, it doesn't. Trust me.",
"It almost looked like he was playing [the Circle Game](https://i.amz.mshcdn.com/URoBdfh6G_-o8lNaH620WvL2YaM=/1200x627/https%3A%2F%2Fblueprint-api-production.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fuploads%2Fstory%2Fthumbnail%2F21738%2F592857175_640.jpg) .",
"That's how pretty much everyone plays the game.... otherwise, you'd lose as soon as you started playing, wouldn't you?",
"OH MY GOD WHEN DOES IT END!\n\nIt's been days! I'm running out of food and water and I'm forgetting my mother's face. ",
"[Proof that he's a time traveler] (https://imgur.com/z2P9J0f)",
"I have it just been forever since I heard it. Thanks though",
"I tend to trust my family",
"well I have a dead kid and then got money...it sure helped. So why should I trust you?",
"Alright",
"That girl is honestly cooler than him",
"They should make a movie on Gandalf's origins staring him",
"Motherfucker. Look at his right hand. ",
"That's Wicked",
"Keanu got me! The circle game strikes again!",
"impressive kettle chip selection",
"Who IS this guy??? \n\nHe behaves just like a normal person, albeit a person with an unruly beard. A massive celebrity being caught on camera like this... \n\nI really dont know what to make of him. ",
"Are you going to tell me why you said that about North Americans?",
"So just like every other religion then?",
"Check out any photos of him in a film called A Walk In The Clouds. Or the trailer.\n\nHe's definitely aged. He just ages *well*.",
"LMFAO! That's exactly how she said it with that accent! ",
"Kettle Chips couldn't have asked for a better advertisement.",
"What about that godawful romantic drama about that lake house and the time traveling that he starred in with Sandra Bullock that had that shitty Keane song in the trailer",
"I stick to the basic two....original and s&v. \nI tried harvest cheddar (I think that's what it was called), and didn't like",
"I'm not sure they even make harvest onion anymore",
"Look at his hand! Circle game? Hahaha",
"He looks hurt at first but kinda shrugs it off as soon as goon swings",
"OK, keep talking about him. But I'm gonna talk about Scar Jo.",
"Best product placement ever!",
"He is finally starting to age, going from 300 years to 301 must be when it starts getting rough",
"I'm really here. Message me if you need to talk.",
"That was legit one of the most entertaining things I've seen in quite a while, thanks for sharing!",
"https://www.cinemablend.com/new/Matrix-Fan-Theory-Puts-Agent-Smith-One-It-Kind-Works-121077.html",
"This type of objectification of a man just because of his looks has me *literally* shaking. ",
"Simply put. He is an American hero. At least in my books.",
"He's literally trying to be the best human being possible!!!",
"Ok, 1 panty\n\n1 scissor pair\n\nSome dude's dad\n\nA bunch of apples\n\nThe Rock\n\n1 Nintendo Gamecube\n\nCAKE\n\nEdit: A pair of tiddies\n\nDeja Vu, a gun\n\nA handful of pencils\n\n\"Meat\"\n\n<censored>\n\n1 monkey\n\nUna fusca\n\n1 crucifix\n\n1 biohazard\n\n1 bone\n\nSome duck's penis\n\n1 either ugly haircut, or a severed rat's tail\n\nDroogs\n\n1 rapekit\n\nFootwear \n\nFloss\n\n1 biscuit butt (???)\n\nu/drewsmom on a leash\n\nSome sticky web\n\nTHE BEES AH GOD\n\n1? Spoon",
"Hello\n\nIt's been 4 weeks. Future still bleak.",
"I love that you came to visit me.\n\nHow deep is this now?\n\nAre you trading cryptos too :(",
"There's also the factor of time and as we all know, time is money. If you have limited takes it's easier to slap together fast cuts to hide the actors' mistakes and shoddy camerawork. [Here's a very nice analysis of Jackie Chan's action comedy by the YT channel Every Frame a Painting - worth a watch.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1PCtIaM_GQ)",
"There is only cryptos now. I can't see the bottom of the rabbit hole. All we have left to eat is the bees. Send nudes.",
"E",
"Me too.",
"His charming face always feels younger, everytime you see and that little girl smile makes an aww of the picture !!",
"Gosh I love him 😍",
"He is such a fucking dude.",
"Like the best of the dudes. ",
"Millennial here, don’t care much for social media. Used Facebook a fair bit when I was a kid, but never really got into Twitter and I don’t use my Instagram or Snapchat accounts anymore. \n\nSeriously, don’t put too much stock on stereotypes; they’re not always accurate.",
"r/KeanuBeingAwesome",
"The woman to the left on the first picture... she either doesn't care or there are no lights in her dressing room.",
"99% of the time is good enough for me. ",
"This is showing up on facebook now as Keanu trolling everyone. So yes, this is definitely the one getting used in reposts. ",
"She could be a niece or something. also happy cake day.",
"Awesome!\n\nIs Keanu still acting or is he retired now?",
"I hate how that game has made a come back. I thought it died in about 2002.",
"He's one of the main actors in The Matrix.",
"As someone who's never watched LOTR series if this was a thing I would watch it at the movies when it came out.",
"Although I don't follow him on media or anything just from this picture it seems like he's a genuine person, and at least for me that's always classy.",
"If I knew his agent I would actually write a story for one of my characters and try to find a roll for him in it.",
"I've never seen kettle chips before.",
"Asking the real questions.",
"I want to learn how to reverse the clock. Not by allot just 10 years give or take.",
"I never knew that he donates his money.",
"Does Keanu ever play a roll of a mage or other magic user?",
"Who is John wick? \n/u/spydermun",
"Chipskey = alcoholic chips.",
"sorry, forgot an /s there :(",
"ooh I did kinda suspect your comment may have been not serous but there are younger people who don't know him so I just wanted to make sure.\n\n:)",
"Thank you! I’m sad I missed my cake day ): ",
"Your welcome. I'm sure another one will be around next year."
] | 4,020 | pics | First new Keanu pic of the year! |
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"Nice shooting star.",
"Didn’t notice that! ",
"This is amaze."
] | 3 | pics | -10 degrees and my outdoor wood burner under a full moon. |
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/r/pics/comments/7nqywk/its_all_in_the_pose/ | [
"Wow such difference",
"some how though, it looks more feminine and flow-y in the second.",
"Can confirm: am not female model, tummy looks better when I sit up straight."
] | 3 | pics | It's all in the pose |
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"Annnnnnnnnd they’re bankrupt again.",
"... 2017",
"They did a laser show.",
"Slavery is still legal there"
] | 4 | pics | New years in Dubai |
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"I dont get it",
"Yeah...\nWhat's this mean?",
"Guys this isint a joke call the number ",
"Has anyone called it yet?? ",
"I️ did it was scary",
"I called and I got sent straight to voicemail. ",
"I️ just called and some random guy with a fee voice asked me and mumbled random something ",
"/u/619madwarthog, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/619madwarthog&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7nr25d/i_dont_know_how_i_got_this_number_but_im_pretty/?context=10\\))"
] | 8 | pics | I️ don’t know how I️ got this number, but I’m pretty sure it’s like the devil or something |
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/r/pics/comments/7nr47k/theres_no_such_thing_as_privacy_when_youre_a_new/ | [
"Why do you have your phone in the shower? Do we want to know?",
"Haha... IPhone 8 + My love for music = Singing in the shower",
"Crate. Good for the dog long run and good for people too",
"Yeah, we are still working on that one. We’ve only had him for a few days and he doesn’t understand that you’re not supposed to go to the bathroom in the crate. ",
"Takes a while we are training a puppy. Lots of accidents but with positive reinforcement and age she hasn’t had an accident in 6 weeks.",
"Yeah, this is my first dog in a 11 years that isn’t a border collie. They were trained in a week. This seems like it’s going to be much longer XD"
] | 6 | pics | There’s no such thing as privacy when you’re a new puppy owner. |
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/r/pics/comments/7nr6av/this_amazon_scale_review/ | [
"I read this to the tune of ‘Mr Brightside’ and i don’t know why. ",
"Just saw them in concert in Oakland. They are amazing live. ",
"/u/Wadawaski, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/Wadawaski&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7nr6av/this_amazon_scale_review/?context=10\\))"
] | 3 | pics | This Amazon scale review |
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/r/pics/comments/7nr73p/anyone_know_what_this_says/ | [
"Allah akbar?",
"Lol that’s what I was thinking. It was taped to my girlfriends storage room at work. ",
"/r/translator",
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] | 4 | pics | Anyone know what this says ? |
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/r/pics/comments/7nr7ut/went_to_california_for_a_bit_of_a_road_trip_with/ | [
"Wow, has GTA 5 had a graphics update? ",
"Bixby Bridge. I miss that area. ",
"This close to Mendocino?",
"Nope, this is a 5h drive south of that.",
"Me too. Never knew it existed, took my first ever road trip down the coastal highway and it caught me off guard. Stared at it for a while. Everyone needs to make that trip at least once in their lives. ",
"oh no doubt.\n\nvery similar looking:\n\nhttps://i.pinimg.com/736x/48/bc/de/48bcde12076124167b2fa08537205640--sonoma-california-northern-california.jpg\n",
"Glad the road is open again.\nBetween the bridge and the landslide, that area was pretty cut off for most of a year.",
"Road is actually still closed! We had to take a big detour through the mountains which wasn’t too bad.",
"Going to use this as my new desktop wallpaper <.< <3"
] | 9 | pics | Went to California for a bit of a road trip with the girlfriend and snapped this great photo. |
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"Wow, what an amazing present ! \nHappy birthday man :)",
"Thank You :)",
"Rammus being the best bro\n"
] | 3 | pics | My brother made me this for my birthday. |
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"What a happy boyo.",
"When you fall out of your flying motorcycle sidecar and decide to quit your postal service job and retire to Brazil",
"Bring bug repellent, the mosquitos are mean here."
] | 3 | pics | Went to Brazil for vacation and took a picture of this little happy guy |
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/r/pics/comments/7nrb9t/my_dad_died_last_month_from_complications_of_als/ | [
"Poor doggie. Show him lots of love",
"Sorry to hear. I’ve been there. Really, really tough.",
"My mom has been. He's a big ole Clifford. Sweet as can be!",
"Only 14 months after diagnosis. Be happy for everyday you have. ",
"This is beautiful yet heart wrenching. I am so sorry for your loss. \n\nPs, that doggo is a good boy! A very good boy. What is his name? ",
"Lucky. The pic doesn't do justice how big he really is. He's so sweet. ",
"Wow. Not to be “Topper”, but my wife’s dad was diagnosed with lung cancer. Immediately placed into ICU. Lasted 9 days. He went in wondering why he was having trouble breathing. Thought maybe it was pneumonia. Nobody expected a phone call that day, saying- “Better get here soon and say goodbye to Daddy.”\n\n I mentioned that only to lend support to your statement. Be grateful for every single day. ",
"Jax Teller and I are very sorry for your family. 😞",
":’ (",
"That’s fucked up. ",
"I know right, you just cant get away from the one uppers.",
"So heartbreaking. ",
"Especially coming from u/rawdogginyourmom",
"This is both beautiful and brutal. Sorry for your loss, share your love through the dog.",
"My heart goes out to you. \n\nI left the country for two months and the first week my wife called to tell me my dog was not sleeping and crying. Luckily my wife is lousy at getting to laundry, I do it usually, so I told her to get one of my dirty t-shirts and give it to our dog. The dog slept and calmed down. ",
"Im sorry for your loss. ALS is a terrable disease. Peace and love to you.",
"God Damn it... Sadness+Puppy Sadness= A lot of sadness. ",
"Sorry buddy. ",
"I'm actually even more familiar with this situation, and I can tell you.. It really does suck.",
"Somedays, you have a bad day and you just want to punch everything. \n\nSomedays, you have a bad day, but then you witness the loss in another family, a grieving best friend, and though you are feel crushingly sad about it, you also marvel at the ray of hope and love that a dog can bring. And in those moments, life might still be bitter, but it's bittersweet. ",
"Dammit [reddit](http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/557/213/f7f.jpeg)",
"Oh, honey. This is...profoundly sad. I’m so sorry. My condolences to you and his sweet pup.",
"😥",
"Who’s cutting onions in here? ",
"I think I just physically heard my heartbreaking",
"I'm 32. Growing up you just always imagine your parents being around for a lot longer in your life. Then one day when your life is just really getting under way with work and kids - they're gone. It's the first big death I've had to deal with. Grandparents sucked but you can kinda deal with that better. This really sucked. Sorry for your loss. It's not 'one-upping'. Everybody that has a parent is going to lose them one day and no matter how painless of a death it is or how long they lived, it's gonna suck. ",
"Sad pup",
"😪😪",
"You be strong good doggo, and look after your master!\n\nThere is nowhere you can go now without him being next to you. May your father rest in peace!",
"ALS is so so awful, my grandfather died from it and I’m so sorry for your loss. Sending you strength ❤️",
"This pic instantly made me tear up. Fuck. Sorry for your loss, OP.",
"I'm sorry man, I know the feeling.",
"Love u bro. Keep strong. ",
"I really hope your dog does better. It's so hard for them to forget people, and hopefully his depression doesn't bring him down too.",
"fuck i wasn't expecting this man",
"Unanchored, it's the only word that ever really characterized this feeling. I'm so sorry. It's the fast track to feeling like you've inexplicably aged. ",
"Sorry to hear about this, depression can hit animals just like humans. Have you thought about maybe getting a puppy or taking him to a dog park? I don't like seeing sad doggos (not ignoring you OP I swear) ",
"My dad just found out 2 months ago he’s in almost stage 3 kidney failure. I’m only 24. I’ve never lost anyone. If he doesn’t get his blood pressure under control he won’t last long. Not sure what’s worse, losing someone unexpectedly or knowing it’s going to happen. ",
"I hope 2018 brings you and your family (pupper included) closure and happiness. Embrace every day and just take things as they come, you’re doing great already. ",
"Poor pupper. ",
"Breaks my heart ",
"My mom's cat went about 2 years before she passed from ALS. I'd like to think they're somewhere together. Awful disease. My heart's out to you, OP. it was a year and a half ago for me and still breaks my heart.",
"Oh, how heartbreaking. My dad died 9 years ago from a rare disease very similar to ALS but like a very quick version. From time of diagnosis to his passing, it was just 8 months. It was so so hard to watch his bodily functions decline one by one, I can’t imagine watching that happen over many years. So sorry for your loss, OP. ☹️",
"/u/Butters_Duncan, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not be designed to elicit sympathy. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/Butters_Duncan&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7nrb9t/my_dad_died_last_month_from_complications_of_als/?context=10\\))",
"Now I'm sad.",
"Saddest thing I've seen all year:(",
"This is literally the saddest thing I'm going to see in 2018...thank you... It's only up from here!",
"I feel your pain. My father passed away from ALS a few months ago on September 10th. I'm 27 years old. I hadn't physically seen him since spring of 2015. Because of legal problems, I'm not allowed to leave my state (NY) and my father had moved to his home country of Mexico when he started becoming ill so his family could care for him. No one knew what he had until last spring, though he had been showing symptoms for years. (It started in his brain). I found out my father was dying from a dream, where I was brought to him and other relatives and I immediately understood that he was dying an began crying saying, \"You can't die because you're my father!\" I asked him why his arm was no longer working and he said in the dream that he would have the test results soon. I hugged him and told him I loved him. He was very emotional and thanked me for receiving his message. I went into denial upon waking up and ignored the dream. I told no one but my boyfriend. A little over a month later my aunt contacted me to inform me that my father had ALS.",
"That's a long time to have dirty laundry.",
"In a bummer kinda mood, and this just made me feel very sad. I hope you’re doing well, I can’t even imagine what it’s like losing an immediate family member. ",
"Pretty sure the title is to provide context, not pull sympathy",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Thanks for reaching out! I agree with a lot of those feelings. My dad and I were not super close, like talk every day or even week. More like a once a month, sometimes just text. But when I was in town, close. When my mom goes, it's going to fucking break my soul in half.\n\nI have a lot in my life I must say, loving wife, kids, dogs. They are supportive but sometimes nothing quite helps. I cried a lot in the shower where no one could see. \n\nWife and kids isn't for everybody but may I suggest a dog! 😃We have shi tzus. Great for sitting/loving and apartments. But because of r/aww I'll probably get a shiba or corgi next. ",
"Wow! Thank you so much for sharing! ALS is so terrible!",
"Thank you! 'Dog laying on socks' truly isn't all that is going on here. Just felt like sharing a pic my mom sent me. ",
"I'm going to take this advice :)",
"In all fairness, it was a few days after I left. "
] | 57 | pics | My Dad died last month from complications of ALS. This is his dog and his socks. |
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"Source..?",
"As someone from san francisco, not that terrifying. Kinda mundane. ",
"https://www.reddit.com/r/creepy/comments/7njky5/my_husband_just_sent_me_this_it_was_taken_on_his/",
"Correct. After seeing the new poster for SM2 I just thought this was a better "
] | 4 | pics | The new Slender Man poster is terrifying. Even if Slender Man has put on some weight over Christmas. |
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"Ayeee, its lake Eola from Robinson street! Nice shot!",
"yes it is",
"How do you accidentally hold a camera upside down?",
"You rotate the pic in photoshop ",
"wow harry when were you in Orlando last?"
] | 5 | pics | Took this with my camera the wrong way and now its really messing me up |
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/r/pics/comments/7nrfbo/parents_gave_me_the_perfect_christmas_gift_set/ | [
"You are going to want to shrink one of those gloves",
"Easy killer...",
"OP is OJ",
"Careful. Johnnie C ain’t around no mo.",
"Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?",
"You're gonna be very dissapointed with those knives :(",
"[Do you have an extra pinky on your right hand?](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-trme_3M6Phw/T_GS-4jibeI/AAAAAAAAEFs/x06UfdWrUEY/s1600/Five+Finger-2.jpg)",
"If the glove doesn't fit, you must return it to Walmart. ",
"As much as I appreciate OPs joke, I gotta agree with u/SuedeVeil. I had those knives and there's seriously no way those knives could kill a white girl and her boyfriend.",
"It’s the six fingered man! My name is inigo Montoya, you kill my father, prepare to die. "
] | 10 | pics | Parents gave me the perfect Christmas gift set |
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/r/pics/comments/7nrfor/a_woman_battling_breast_cancer_married_the_love/ | [
"Um, how heartbreaking. Did everyone know she was this close to passing?",
"Full story from the AP:\n\n>Heather Mosher was dressed in her wedding gown and lying in bed wearing an oxygen mask as she and David Mosher said “I do” Dec. 22 at St. Francis Hospital and Medical Center in Hartford. A photo shows her raising both her arms in the air in an apparent display of triumph. The 31-year-old school psychologist died the next day. The East Windsor couple fell in love after meeting at a swing dancing class in 2015. David Mosher told news organizations that on the day he planned to propose to her on Dec. 23, 2016, she was diagnosed with cancer. But he decided to go through with the proposal that night as they rode a horse-drawn carriage. “I said to myself, She needs to know she’s not going to go down this road alone,\" he told WFSB-TV. Despite surgeries and chemotherapy, the aggressive form of cancer spread and she had to be put on a ventilator. They set a wedding date of Dec. 30, 2017, but doctors urged them to do it sooner and they moved up the date. On the day of the wedding, family and friends worked together to get Heather Mosher into her gown and a wig. The couple exchanged vows in the hospital’s chapel. David Mosher said some of his wife’s final words were her vows. “It was just like surreal because I’m supposed to be exchanging vows to her and here I am saying goodbye,” he told ABC News. Her funeral was held Saturday, the original date of the wedding.",
"Fuck you Cancer.",
"Wow so the very day he was going to propose, they found out she had cancer...and yet he went ahead and proposed to her that evening anyway. That just completely melted my heart. That's true love right there. 💕",
"Forever and always -parachute",
"What happens when your spouse dies? Are you legally not married any more or do you have to file a divorce? ",
"No, you don't have to file for divorce. You're then a widow (or widower if you're a man), and you can marry again someday if you want, with no further legal action required relating to the previous marriage.",
"You are a widow or a widower and there are legal uses for these statuses. Then you remarry if that's what's going to happen.",
"Holy shit that's sad. That guy made her last year as good as possible though. ",
"This is so fucking sad",
"At least she knew she had him by her side for the entire period of suffering.",
"Damn.. can't imagine how much this man has cried.\n\nBeautiful photo.",
"Now he gets to inherit her medical debt!",
"Yeah, she was basically running a car with the low fuel light on at the point.",
"Do you take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife, until death do you part? \n\nChecks watch. \n\nI do. \n\n\nJokes aside, very cool move on his part. ",
"You're legally not married, but you're also their main benefactor in their will and their main descendant. \n\nIf she had children for example, he could adopt them. He still would need to deal with the hypothetical father, but yeah they can be adopted. But it's tricky and the courts always rule in favor of who has more money and potential impact to the kids, not what's morally right.\n\n(You have to legally adopt your spouses kids when you get married)",
"This is terribly sad but also heart warming. However, I remain conflicted. Do I up vote because it's heart warming or down vote because it's terrible that this woman lost her love and battle with cancer. I must not be the only one because as of the posting of this comment the post remains neutral - no up or down vote. ",
"Salute to you Mr.\n\n\\‾ ( '_' )",
"I'm NOT crying. ",
"You upvote because it's the kind of content that belongs here.",
"31 years-old, great career, fell in love and about to get married and just one year later it's all swept away by cancer. Brutal story but it's so very sweet they got to share this experience together.",
"> there are legal uses for these statuses\n\nNever heard of this before, although it makes sense since it's asked for on government forms. Any ideas what?",
"Cancer deserves to get cancer. ",
"Upvote is meant to be used as a “contributes to the discussion” not a like or a I agree with the this but that seems lost on most of reddittors",
"I am.",
"I died soon after I got married.",
"Can't imagine the difficult conversations these two have had to have in the last year.",
"Holy shit, that's tragic.",
"Surviving spouse will collect any life insurance. And the estate (money, homes, cars) likely passes to that person.",
"Purely heartbreaking sad and beautiful all at the same time. ",
"\"(You have to legally adopt your spouses kids when you get married)\" ---> I think you need to rephrase that. A spouse may adopt but doesn't have to.",
"This is so sweet, and so incredibly sad.",
"Absolute truth. My mom was diagnosed 13 years ago with stage 4 metastatic breast cancer. She was given 1 to 1.5 years. She's still alive today, albeit in much worse condition. \n\nTrying to keep this short, but she is absolutely Rasputin levels of tough. I just wanted to say it's so much more than dying. Despite her prognosis still being good as far as living it's taken a massive toll.\n\nFractured and broken vertebrae, broken hips, hole in the femur, blind in one eye, and some seriously fucked up hands, and that's just for starters. So much for working, driving, golfing, or photography.\n\nI could never say it with enough fervor. Fuck cancer.\n\nEdit: I don't know if you have another account, or will come back to this thread u/mjrmjr, but I just realized that your penis comment that ended up with you deleting your account was supposed to be a joke in relation to me mentioning Rasputin. \n\nArguably not the best time for such a comment, but in retrospect not offensive to me. Unlike others I didn't go through your post history to see if you're just a cunt, but either way I feel bad it lead to the loss of a 7 year account.\n\nAlso, you probably should've just said that instead of denying it.",
"Stop cutting onion :~( Please stop :~( :~(",
"And the day he was supposed to marry her he buried her :(",
"They weren't going to do it for another week but the doctors told them they needed to push the date up",
"Aaaaaand now I gotta browse r/eyebleach for an hour",
"Get fucked asshole",
"So, so tragic and heartbreaking....I don’t understand life.",
"That all depends on the will and whether direct beneficiaries are assigned to things.",
"The pollen usually isn't this bad this time of year",
"That is horrible. The cancer I mean. Fuuuck it's too early for feels. ",
"This reminds me of this wedding video in the Philippines: https://youtu.be/eVocnNIgKwY",
"The guy above said this before he edited his comment to what it is now: \"Are they going to cut her dick off when she dies?\" What a fucking coward. ",
"Yup, I saw it too before he edited it.\n\nWhat a hilarious joke /s",
"fuck you cancer",
"Neither of you are fucking crying. ",
"Did they consummate the marriage?",
"You battle with your spouse's family over who gets their assets. ",
"If only for one day I could be half the man that guy is, or half as as strong as she. Amazing what humans at their best, are capable of. Inspiring. Truly.",
"If you upvote it means you're happy that she died of cancer /s\n\nReally?",
"This some gurren lagan shit damn.",
"I hope you find the happiness you're looking for, and need, in your life. ",
"Wtf? You must be confused.",
"Fucking hell.💔",
"I wonder if they skipped the whole \"Till Death Do Us Part\" line. ",
"No, several people saw it and we can see your fucking edit asterisk, you are not fucking fooling anyone and I will not reply to you anymore.",
"She looked beautiful ❤️",
"That was heart-wrenching. And beautiful. Love is a very mysterious thing.",
"Widower here: you are the sole inheritor of your spouse's assets unless there is a secondary document that forfeits or splits those assets among those named. When my wife passed it was very sudden (3 days from sick to loss) and we had no will. It didn't matter (in Texas anyway). I was the sole beneficiary. The taxes and insurance are a nightmare the first year, after that you file as \"widowed\" and it's all basically the same as being divorced. ",
"That's true love right there. ",
"Some people, eh? Whatever, I always like to take the time when I can to share a bit of her story. Remind people it may suck, but isn't necessarily over.",
"Good. Your profanity is offensive, frankly.",
"This is so fucking horrible. ",
"Ah holy shit this is heart wrenching. ",
"The sad thing is that the groom's two brothers, who are also in the video, died of the same condition. All brothers died before they were 30 from liver cancer. The youngest passed away late last year. https://www.dailypedia.net/2017/03/hisham-moi-go/",
"The fact that you got downvoted to hell leads me to believe that you're lying, which leads me to believe you're an even worse person. Checking out your post history now. Probably figuring out your identity soon.\n\nEdit: Because he deleted it, we're talking about /u/MjrMjr here, who made a horrible comment described [here.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7nrfor/a_woman_battling_breast_cancer_married_the_love/ds44wxg/)",
"My mum got diagnosed with terminal bone and brain cancer coming up on 9 years ago. Her friends call her 'the enigma'. Sadly I think this may be her last year :(",
"Fuck Cancer.",
"This reminds me of the Brittany Maynard story. Woman in her 20s who was just married and only like a month or so later finds out she has terminal brain cancer. She moved to Oregon where Death With Dignity is legal and she ended up becoming a huge advocate for Death With Dignity up until her very last day. Two extremely sad stories of loss, but they both had collateral beauty.",
"No “A Walk To Remember” references?",
"To like.. now. Right the fuck now. I'm writing you a prescription. Get married STAT.",
"\"I know my car... shit.\"",
"Ok makes sense. I was wondering why the downvotes for what seemed to be a surprisingly positive comment. \n\nSuch a dickbag!!",
"Heartbreaking\n\n",
"My Mom passed away to lung cancer on the 28th, this hits me right in the heart.",
"Wow, [look at this shit](https://imgur.com/a/ajsEc). /u/MjrMjr really proving he's a quality human being.",
"Depends on many factors I'm sure. Hopefully they consulted an attorney first. Regardless, if she has an estate then that is what is going to cover the medical bills. Otherwise it seems unlikely that he's going to have to pay anything. ",
"Fuck cancer in the ass.",
"I don't think I do.\n\nPerhaps you have a rudimentary understanding of the English language?\n\nIt's okay to be stupid, but I don't have to entertain it.\n\n",
"Maybe she had a sweet Blu-ray collection..",
"Man I would hate to do his taxes. ",
"The more I hear about this cancer fellow the less I must admit I like him.",
"There was a nice way to put that.",
"Not to be a Debbie downer... but they didn't officially get married. There's paperwork after the ceremony that needs to be done. You can't file paperwork for someone who isn't alive anymore.",
"I wonder if she would have lived a little longer if they hadn't consummated the marriage.",
"Id call you a tool but that would incenuate you have a fucking use ya shithead.",
"> The 31-year-old school psychologist\n\nIn the prime of her life. The older I get, the sadder these stories are.\n",
"I was expecting someone that close to death to look much worse. The bride looks amazing!",
"Well thanks for ruining the rest of my night. I'll be crying in the corner if you need me",
"Word. My dad has a 4% chance of surviving the next 2 years. Feels bad, man.",
"I think it's beautiful. The woman gets to feel deeply loved and supported as she transitions into death. My dad has a terminal illness and I hope our family can make him feel happy, comfortable, loved, and appreciated in the time he's got left.",
"Things like these really make you appreciate how fortunate you are, especially if you and your SO are in good health. But at the same time, it also makes you realize how easily it can all be swept away.\n\nI can't imagine going through what this couple did... the heartbreak must've been unbearable. :(",
"Work in a hospital, see people dying of cancer every day.\n\nNot only did she continue to live life right to the end, she looked amazing doing so. \n\nSo young... Fuck cancer.",
"Dude, don't threaten to doxx. I hate internet troll assholes as much as the next person, but don't sink to their level.",
"Holy fuck, that man's life could be made into the saddest romance movie ever.",
"So you use her wedding photo for karma. ",
"And she looked stunning. Despite all the medical devises hooked up to her, trying in vain to keep her alive, she still look absolutely beautiful.\n\nI hope her husband has that as his lasting memory of her. Not of the person broken by cancer, but of the gorgeous bride he wed on a day of happiness.",
"oh, I wouldn't post anything publicly. but you're right. I shouldn't doxx. Dude is just such an asshole for posting that, it pissed me off like crazy",
"Even with a will, you can often get what's called \"a year's support\" in Georgia. Secured creditors still come first but you're next in line after that. So a spouse or minor children cannot really be disinherited in Georgia.",
"Well, your stupidity certainly isn't very entertaining.",
"This is what 'commitment' is all about. Taking the step(s) and following through in spite of Life. The embarrassingly vast majority of people doesn't understand, realise or care about this.",
"At least it made people aware of something that happened in the world that they may not have known of. \n\nBetter than all the low effort \"right in the feels\" \"who's cutting onions\" and \"fuck cancer\" comments in here.",
"This is tragic. I hope he can find love again. He sounds like a terrific guy.",
"So suck my dick?\n\nI don't care",
"She was not broken by cancer. Bent? Yes. Broken? No.",
"I get what you are saying but you did say it like a pile of shit fucks.",
"Happens. A guy I worked with went down in a similarly quick fashion. He was in his late 20s and competed in Ironman distance triathlons. One day, he really struggled doing a six mile run. Went to see a doctor and was diagnosed acute myeloid leukemia. Six months later he was gone.",
"My man!",
"I should reword that. Physically, she was broken. Mentally, she was still unmoved.",
"My grandpa got diagnosed with cancer some years ago, and he always wore a shirt in the cancer ward that had fuck cancer on it. He passed away on my little sisters 7th birthday and I'll never forget him.",
"That probably meant they didn't expect her to last more than a few days. ",
"Zoom in into everyone’s faces. And feel the feels T_T",
"Life is just like a grain of Sand passing by, nothing more nothing less~ ",
"Lol yeah, that doesn't work even if you cared, but you already knew that.",
"A-fucking-men. I've lost too many family members. Including my dad.",
"I really doubt that",
"Fucking hell. This comment made me look up Leukemia. Some of those symptoms are pretty common things you just get when 'sick', but I get them all the time the last 4 months or so. I'm a dumbass. I'm going to go get a blood test tomorrow.",
"This is really sad. Look at everyone’s faces, such a grim look and one or two sympathetic smiles. Everyone already knows what’s about to happen.",
"This was my first thought: “holy crap married one day, died the next; the estate is going to be a nightmare.” my dad and mother in law both recently passed away and we had to handle the estates. \n\nThough if she had no assets it’ll be way easier, or maybe it was a marriage ceremony but not a legal marriage? Does he get social security survivor benefits? I don’t know. Legal stuff is so weird. \n\n(Also fuck cancer)",
"That sounds like a sad country song lyric. ",
"Be with her the most time you can please.",
"Yeah, in my teens I'd likely think: \"That's pretty young, but not terribly young\" \n\n34 year old me \"Holy shit she was just getting started.\"",
"It's incredibly sad, but that's a real man. ",
"That mask is a Respironics Amara View.",
"random internet stranger hug.\ni wish you both strength and healing and peace through it all.",
"God dammit. I came here to laugh, not weep.",
"The worst to me, is feeling like that every year. Keep strong.",
"I hate to be mr negative but I hope he had life insurance on her",
"Well I'm crying for the both of them.",
"lol, they actually deleted their account. What a dumbass. ",
"Prenuptial?",
"Who the fuck is chopping onions?!",
"My cold heart is melting. 💔",
"You know things aren't going well when you have to wear a bipap while getting married. I'm glad she got her day though",
"I'm curious if they banged",
"I lost my dad from cancer about 3 years ago. He was always such a strong guy so I never believed it. I didn't spend as much time with him as I should have even after the diagnosis because I thought he'd still be around. Don't make the same mistake.\n\nHowever, I was diagnosed with cancer almost 10 years ago and they gave me about a 5% chance of making it. (probably why I assumed my dad would make it...) But I'm cancer free and still kicking it, so don't give up!",
"My condolences to you. Losing my Mom was the hardest thing I've ever had to go through. Internet hugs. ",
"I laughed",
"I am not crying, you're crying.",
"fuck you cancer\ni am crying for her :(",
"I'm not crying I swear. It's sweat. I'm sweating from my eyes, ok... It's normal ",
"I hope everything is okay on your end. Wishing you the best!",
"Hah, what a little bitch. That was a 7-year-old account too. Justice served.",
"Excuse me while I go cry for forever ",
"Or did she finally manage to settle?",
"Is it sad all I can wonder about is how fucked he may be financially by marrying someone who I assume is in a crap ton of medical debt before she died?",
"maybe, a lot of times they can only seize assets but cant claim actual money, but it all really depends on the insurance she had.",
"No one ever really dies as long as they are loved. ",
"Cancer is one of the only things that deserve cancer",
"there's a cliche about self-diagnosis on WebMD that if you keep following the symptoms you just keep ending up at cancer. This author references that old saw: https://www.statnews.com/2016/05/23/webmd-cancer/",
"This is so fucking sad",
"Fuck it straight to hell with a rusty, spiked dildo in the ass.",
"Not a dry eye in the house.",
"That is beautifully tragic. ",
"Fuck. I’m gonna go hug my wife. :(",
"The Honeymoon must have been killer.",
"Fuck cancer, I almost lost me.",
"Its guaranteed to be either cancer or diabetes. ",
"Hey, just so you know, we got him to delete his 7-year-old account. So at least /u/mjrmjr is inconvenienced IRL because of his actions.",
"Fuck ",
"[Indeed.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08I7NafDCC0)",
"\"We're going to melt your icy heart with a cool island song...\"",
"This story probably get him so much pussy",
"Kys cancer.",
"http://i.imgur.com/v7nwX3W.gif",
"I thought we were going to warm his icy heart with a hot island song? ",
"Mah Hart. Mah sole. ",
"Me neither. ",
"Welcome to real life. ",
"I was already aware of bombings in the middle east. Isn't that enough? ",
"Lost my mom to lung cancer. She just wanted to see me graduate. I had 1 credit left.. When she passed. ",
"This is so out of place... yet so appropriate. ",
"Don't forget AIDS ",
"Does he need to file for a divorce, or was the paperwork never filed?",
"I'm glad you didn't buddy :)",
"I just found out last week my mom has breast cancer:(",
"You can do paperwork before the ceremony. ",
"I am this weird combination of happy and sad. I don’t come to reddit for emotions. ",
"Which made for some great stories in the wooden sailing ship days. Lost at sea, you say?",
"Consummating the marriage must have been rough. ",
"So something did happen on my birthdate!",
"This scares me. Anyone can get this disease out of nowhere and be dead weeks later. Wtf.. wonder if cancer was a problem for her family ",
"Or Lupus. Is it Lupus?",
"Lupus",
"oh goddamn it, did you have to remind me? that show fucked me up, but pumped me up with so much testosterone.",
"FUCK YOU CANCER YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!",
"And in a week or two he’s going to get his wife’s $4 million dollar hospital bill, including $500K for a wedding. /s",
"Jesus Christ man",
"I just split from this girl, I guess it's good to remember the beautiful things. Go get yours brothers and sisters.",
"Make up and a wig works wonders",
"You can see the overlaying sadness on his face in the photo. That he knew it was gonna be her time soon. My heart goes out to him and the family ",
"\"Our family would like to thank the main man up above, jesus Christ, for orchestrating this very inspiring story.\" - from the description of the video.\n I find that a horrible thing to say..",
"I'm laying here at 2am crying enough for everyone. Absolutely heart breaking and yet still amazing story ",
"This is so tragic",
"Yeah I’m glad she got to be happy in her final few days. I’m just sad that her husband will get to marry the love of his life, but not actually grow old with her. ",
"Just know no matter what she was proud of you. I'm so sorry you lost her before she was able to see it. ",
"I will always remember her story, as my Mom had the same disease but died before she ultimately took her life. I admire her so much, but am so sad that her life ended so prematurely at such a young age. I mean I thought my Mom was young to get cancer at 52 but Brittany’s life had just started.\n\nI don’t want to be depressing or anything but the fact that this kind of shit happens on the regular here makes me so angry. It’s hard to think of life in a positive way when there’s always *something* like this lurking for everyone. The only thing you can do is continue to live your life the best you can. : /. But the thought is always there",
"Not really they probably had a good 17 and half hours left to spend doing other things ",
"I fail to see the purpose of this? ",
"I think i hated this as much as i loved it. ",
"I hope that everything goes well for her. Be there for her as much as you can ",
"Wtf is that gif O.O",
"I love my wife with every fiber of my being. It tears me apart to think of how life would be without her. For me it would feel like all of the oxygen was sucked from the universe. Fuck, hug your friends, family and loved ones. ",
"Honest question: Does her debt (school, medical bills, etc) get passed onto him because they were married before death? I’m in the military and I purposely leave my wife off a lot of loans because, should I die while deployed, the loan will be forgiven if no one else co-signed. \n\nBeautiful story with a tragic ending. ",
"Wow... 😢😢😢",
"It's from the original Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, only she's not using an upvote.",
"We will never beat cancer under big pharma corporation supervision .....We need a revolution in the pharmaceutical research industry We need bitcoin revolution type in the pharma industry",
"same ",
"Fuck cancer, seen it rip apart too many families ",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Aww hugs for you buddy. My mom died of brain cancer August 2016 after just a year of battling it. Her birthday was on New Year's Eve, so it is hard for me to celebrate like I used to. I still go out and do things and always try to keep in mind, what would make mom proud? \n\nFuck cancer and hug your loved ones folks. ",
"What's the point? ",
"I feel the same. I think of how happy we were on our wedding day, and I can't imagine going through that knowing she was about to die. Also, my wife just survived breast cancer last year. All in all this post is hitting me right in the feels at a hundred miles an hour.",
"Man... wtf :( ",
"That happens in blue whales, their tumors get tumors so the OG tumors can't grow",
"Man, fuck cancer so much.",
"i fear commitment for the dumbest reasons and this guy marries a literal dying woman with no fear at all.",
"First thing that came to my mind when I saw this post. Such a great but melancholic song.",
"Their faces look like a fucking funeral rather than a wedding. I can feel the weight of the grief in that room just from this picture",
"Why wouldn't he ",
"I wish him all the best, and I hope their memories are forever vivid in his mind.\n\nEdit: spelling.",
"Yup... very touching indeed. How about we ban carcinogens like cigarettes and alcohol?",
"OMG enough tears to fill the ocean..... wow that hit me hard. Thanks for this.",
"My heart... Fuck. ",
"I think that would make it worse lol",
"One of my ex-girlfriend passed away last summer, the day before her wedding.\nShe too was battling against cancer. 32 years old.\nShe desired to get married with her fiancee more than everything else, but couldn't make it. She was too weak and under the effect of really heavy medications to anticipate the wedding.\n\nLife can be strange",
"Shit this really reminds me of the song by Parachute, Forever and Always. ",
"My twin sister had the same [pose](https://imgur.com/a/dFOaV) before passing 24h later. A drink to those who wait for us.",
"How perfectly horrible for him.",
"Wait. . . is sod short for sodomize?! ^^^^My ^^^^life ^^^^is ^^^^changed.",
"No, fuck carcinogens.",
"This might be the saddest fucking shit I've ever seen in my entire life. The way the dates all line up too. Jesus.\n\n",
"That’s both wonderful and sooooooooooo depressing.",
"I know this is late and won’t get seen, but I knew Heather from dance. It’s crazy to go from seeing her at dances and parties and having her be so lively and happy to shaving her head and wearing wigs and then find out she’s dead. \n\n\nIt’s so crazy. \n\nShe was a good person. And now she’s just dead. Like, she won’t be here ever again. \n\nThat’s crazy. ",
"I know no one is going to care, but my secret goal after I do become a surgeon (Trauma Surgeon also with), is to operate and go through with experimental/risky surgeries with cancers other surgeons don’t want to risk and mess with. Sure I might have a small law suit, but f*** it, the family wants me to operate and the little boy lives. Hell yeah I’m going to do it. Just saying. ",
"This motherfucker is brilliant man, he knows his old lady is gonna check out and marries her anyway 18 hours before her death. Think about it if he backs out he’s the biggest asshole of all time but he just plays it cool for the wedding he’s basically offered sainthood. What would you guys have done? Dude didnt have a choice. ",
"Somebody set up a gofundme for this lad!",
"To everyone who thinks \"fuck cancer\", don't just think it. Do something about that feeling. [Join the National Bone Marrow Registry. You can sign up here.](https://bethematch.org/support-the-cause/donate-bone-marrow/join-the-marrow-registry/)\nI signed up 7 years ago and was asked to donate this year. Everyone has images of giant painful needles going into their bones, but it turns out that in most cases they now do [peripheral blood stem cells collection](https://bethematch.org/support-the-cause/donate-bone-marrow/donation-process/donating-pbsc/), which is what I did. For 5 days before the procedure, they give you injections to promote PBSC generation and then you go in for collection via apheresis which is similar to platelet donation. The medication caused muscle and bone aches, which were definitely uncomfortable, but not enough to interfere with my life. The collection procedure itself was so painless that I ended up sleeping through it. So while it wasn't a fun process, it's nothing compared to the impact you can make on someone else's life. Please sign up. My mother died of cancer; my aunt died of cancer; my grandfather died of complications from cancer and my grandmother is fighting cancer. I know first hand that cancers are evil fucking diseases. Fuck em. Fuck em all. And again, please, please sign up.",
"#love #whenileave",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"It's too bad you can't see the beauty in this. You have a lot of sadness in your heart.",
"Good plan, I say go for it. Good luck mate.",
"Newsflash: There is no Big Pharma conspiracy to keep people sick. If that were true, why do we still have dearly loved celebrities dying of cancer? Not even just any dime store, actor celebrities, but loaded celebs like Steve Jobs. They clearly would have enough money to pay for a cure, but there they are, dying like common folk from the disease.\n\nI think you need to do some research and dispel any myths about cancer you may hold onto as fact. As a cancer survivor myself, I wish you well on what I promise to be an enlightening and eye-opening journey of information seeking. ",
"Still in highschool but I have 12 years more of college and residency to complete before I get there. ",
"Thank you",
"Jesus this is horrible. And imagine being the groom... I don't even want to...",
"Can you please make this a separate post? I'm afraid it'll get buried here, and it's far to important.",
"Hey man, to have such a selfless and ambitious goal in High School is nothing to scoff at. Most people that age can just about get excited to punt a ball around, you want to save lives and damn the consequences. I think that makes you pretty fucking rad already, all you have to do is hold onto that spark and never let it go out.",
"I'd call 9 years alive with mets in bone and brain to be a hell of a victory. She must really have great people around her to keep her willpower that long. ",
"It was, once and only once. ",
"Being an Army Officer in reserves after my bachelors degree should hold me too it. Again thank you for the kind words. Stay safe stranger",
"Holy shit. To be the doctor that says \"Hey can you get married earlier? Your cancer will kill you before your wedding day.\" That's probably the lowest point in their life.",
"I understand.",
"*goes on reddit to see funny shit, gets put in feels instead*",
"Hey, don't talk that way. You've got so much ahead of you, Dr_Piss_Flaps.",
"You too mate. Good luck and good fortune to you. :)",
"Big pharma would rather have you use something you need to use for the rest of your life than a cure. Because money.\n\nDo you know how much time and money it takes to develop a new medicine or cure?\n\nThe first step is figuring out what exactly happens (metabolic processes). Then you figure out where you can cut the chain most easily. After you figure that out, it's time to find a compound that works on it but isn't (too) toxic. When you have that the clinical trials start. Those go in different phases.\n\nA celebrity might have the money to have them find a cure, but they certainly don't have 10-15 years time to wait till it's there once they get the disease. ",
"she passed day after the wedding :(",
"Life speed run",
"\n\nFurthermore, she looked dazzling. In spite of all the medicinal devises snared to her, attempting futile to keep her alive, despite everything she look totally wonderful. ",
"it's obviously a downvote",
"Yes. Please. Sign up. Some wonderful person in Germany saved the life of my 16 year old nephew last year by donating bone marrow. ",
"Literally nothing matters to some people. Hurrr, it's the internets, let's make shitty jokes about everything.",
"Fuck off cancer.",
"Since he is now her widow, do all of her medical expenses now get passed on to him?",
"Yes. Yes, that is sad.",
"Jesus h Christ ",
"Sounds like you guys lost a real badass. Sorry for your loss.",
"\"cool\"\n\nfucking internet",
"Didn’t Frank from Shameless try to do exactly what this guy did so he could take the girl’s money after she died?",
"A lot of people would have chosen to distance themselves. Caring for a person with cancer is hard for them too. ",
"I'm not crying, it's just raining inside.",
"Love like this will transcend both death and time. \n\nMy condolences to the husband. Sleeping next to my wife I'd know no end of sorrow if she went this way.",
"> and two weeks after that he was gone\n\nHoly fuck.",
"That's not as much as Big Pharma, that's your country's healthcare system. I take it you're in the USA, home of the expensive healthcare system that exists literally to kill the poor to save the rich. I live in Canada, which has a more universal healthcare system and ALL of my cancer drugs, from chemotherapy to at-home nursing care was \"free\". \"Free\" as in it was subsidized by taxpayer money. The only thing I had to pay out of pocket for was for one blood test that was $50 to see if egg retrieval was an option for me. \n\nThe drugs to cure some cancers do exist. The really unfortunate truth is there are cancers for which there is no cure and will never be a cure. What facilitates a cure is knowing what went wrong with cell division to begin with and finding out how to stop that. That's easier said than done. For some cancers, it just does and there's no way to determine how it happened. For others, you have a pretty good guess, but you still don't know what independent factors are to be considered for what precisely happened to lead to cancer. In that spirit, I get it takes a long ass time to find a less toxic approach to facilitating an effective treatment with intention to cure.",
"She looks beautiful. Peace to her loved ones.",
"Sounds like a waste of a good tux rental ",
"Holy shit this is amazing",
"It's like aids getting aids and you end up with [super aids](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HIV_superinfection).",
"He barely got to say \"till death do us part\" until it really happened. What a simultaneously terrible/amazing situation. Maybe there is still some hope and caring left in this world",
"Well for me THIS is consider an eyebleach, faith in humanity resrorrd!",
"found the red pill\nEdit: wow. im pretty red pill myself. why all the blue arrows?",
"Maybe you should leave if you haven't figured out how to shield yourself from morons.",
"Super sad.\nI can't help but mention (i know a lot of people might not like this question but it's valid to ask) the first question that comes to my mind is did she have money or a large insurance policy? ",
"Lies",
"How was the honeymoon? ",
"I should reword that.",
"Have... have they tried that?",
"That’s a good guy and awesome couple. At least they got it done and got enjoy it even for a little bit.",
"More like a *brownvote*",
"She looks pretty alive to have faded so fast. Is this real or internethical.",
"Right!",
"Are redpillers known for being proponents of universal healthcare in the US?\n\nSounds like he's pointing out the broken medical system and the scam wedding industry. \n\n\n\n",
"A 31-year-old psychologist battling breast cancer married the love of her life on December 22, just 18 hours before passing away.Heather Mosher was dressed in her wedding gown and lying in bed wearing an oxygen mask as she and David Mosher said “I do” Dec. 22 at St. Francis. The couple exchanged vows in the hospital's chapel.",
"This is true love. Beautiful photo!",
"what was his comment!!!",
"I had a similar thing but it was my heart that got fucked up. Over a period of a couple months I went from doing 10-20k runs at least four times a week to having to take a seat to catch my breath when walking from my office desk to the bathroom 20 meters away. \n\nBy the time I finally got properly checked out they didn't think I'd make it to the hospital 10 minutes away from the place I did the stress test. \n\nIf I'd gone to the doctor earlier my family wouldn't have had to go through the pain of saying their final goodbyes to me. \n\nI got lucky and survived of course (and am now apparently an inclusion in my doctor's published paper) but let it be a lesson to all (particularly men) to listen to your body and not your pride. \n\nYou *know* when something's seriously wrong. Go to the fucking doctor.",
"😢 God bless her soul. May she rest in peace. ",
"I'm not crying, you're crying ",
") :",
"By all means go and get tested but (unless you're a hypochondriac) you'll probably know if you really are seriously ill.\n\nIf you're having semi-regular ups and downs health wise I'd be inclined to have a look at your lifestyle and mental health. *After* you've done the blood test of course. \n\nStress, depression, loneliness etc won't kill you quick but it will knock a fair few years off your life. It's up there with smoking and booze. ",
"Another story about a good human well deserving to live taken away for no reason.\nAlways sad to read.\n",
"That’s an enormous waste for him. Now he has to deal with all her debt for years to come. ",
"It's also incredibly sad. ",
"Just lost a good mate to brain cancer three weeks after diagnosis. It can happen unbelievably quick. \n\nThen again I also know (or at least *knew*) several people (including leukemia and brain cancer) that fought it for the better part of a decade. I'm honestly not sure which is worse. ",
"Please don't say that. You don't know until you face it how precious life is. I'm slowly dying of kidney disease and I'm not eligible for a transplant because I have so many other ailments and diseases. I'm scared, but hopeful that I have years left. I want to see my daughter graduate high school, my oldest graduate college and hopefully marriage and grandbabies. I'm holding on to that hope that when I get to the point of dialysis, my heart can take it and give me time. I want to live. I get it if you don't, but think it over.",
"It has an alt-right connotation now. Many people view Red Pill'ers in a quite negative light. ",
"I love this man , I wish I could be 1% of what he is ",
"To make her happy in her last moments",
"I think she knew she would die before that and that was probably the lowest point. Both points suck hard though...",
"Yeah I remember her. Very strong woman and her husband seemed like a champ too. \n\nA very talented Australian actor Samuel Johnson recently lost his sister Connie after a drawn out and public battle with cancer. She became a very forceful advocate during her battle. \n\nI'm amazed that these people are able to turn such an awful thing into a positive. I know I'd just hide away in a dark room or slink off into the bush like a dog. ",
"Not even gonna say it, that frown is acceptable here :(",
"Did the same with my fiancé, she was diagnosed with stage 5 stomach cancer at the age of 21 on the 25th of November 2016, married her on the 8th of December 2016 and lost her a mere 5 days later... still the best decision of my life to marry her.\n\nedit: added another date",
"Nah. I've been there too. Things get better man. \n\nSwallow your pride and go have a chat with someone. ",
"Love is not rational, nor is it logical. But it is stronger than death itself.\n\nI teared up at this story. So glad for them they got to do this.",
"Speak for yourself",
"Happiness? You know of this thing? It makes people happy and it can make everything in life a bit easier, even death ",
"Serious question: does this mean he is now responsible for her medical debt?",
"But it's a cool island song.",
"What a way to start the day by reading this. Everyone go home right now and hug your wife. And don’t let go. ",
"this is the best love at when men get to know about the women that she is suffering from cancer he didn't leave her this is actually called as the true love..hats off to this couple\n",
"What a champion.",
"But it is sad because the lady died.",
"Poor guy. That is sad.",
"How did you achieve such a level head about death? Is it because I haven’t achieved anything that death scares me? I’m turning 32 this year and sometimes I stay awake at night thinking about how one day I’m not going to wake up. ",
"It does",
"This hurts",
"They nailed it with the wig. Beautiful bride.",
"Probably didn't even get to consummate the marriage. ",
"good joke, but too soon..\n",
"Money transfer",
"So touching story but we can't do anything against god's wish.",
"That shit stole my Dad, my cousin, my best friend and it's going to take my grandpa in a couple months. \n\nIt left me with no father, the man I looked up to, at 12 years old and sent my life spiraling out of control since then, only to lose more and more people to it as the years go by.\n\nYeah, fuck cancer.",
"That’s heavy man. I really hope you get to enjoy life or at least live it the way you want to. \nSorry for not picking up on your sarcasm. ",
"That's so lovely and sad. Great pic. \n\nSeparate musing: My mom passed away from cancer in February. 18 hours before she died she was...a mess. One of the worst things I've ever seen and it totally haunts me. I can't imagine her doing anything at that point. ",
"https://www.elitedaily.com/p/heather-mosher-married-her-husband-hours-before-succumbing-to-breast-cancer-7764794\n\n",
"It can happen before you even know what hit you. My dad was considered to be one of the \"lucky\" ones. Meaning he was told he had stage 4 lung cancer and only had months to live. He ended up livi ng about another year.\n\nMy family cheered him on, they were so hopeful. But even me, at 12, saw that the cancer wasn't going anywhere. In fact, it spread to his heart, chest cavity, and somehow his throat.\n\nThe worst part? I was half a country away, living with an abusive aunt who hated my dad and wouldn't let me see him or talk to him. She wouldn't even let me go to his funeral. It would ruin her perfect attendance record at work.\n\nMy parents were addicts and had it rough, therefore they had trouble taking care of us at times but they tried so hard and they really loved us.\n\nBut he died thinking I was mad at him. \n\nSorry, I know it's kind of unrelated but I needed to vent. ",
"My dad was only 45, my cousin was 16.\n\nCancer doesn't discriminate. ",
"i swear i always think ive finally become desensitized to shit then this shows up. i was reading and i was fine. then i saw how he decided to go through with the proposal anyway and how the vows were more like goodbyes and my heart sank",
"A guy I went to highschool with and later worked with ended up getting married a few days before he died of cancer on December 8. His girlfriend of less than a year proposed to him. It was a very aggressive cancer, he declined from an ultra-fit athlete and died in less than 6 months. Age 27. Nasty way to go, saying goodbye on Facebook to everyone a few hours before he died... He was finally going back to school to get his dream job, and had to quit in the middle of the program. A reminder not to postpone doing what you want in life.",
"My fiance has some health issues. He recently had 2 heart attacks and has ulcers the doctor are worried will turn into stomach cancer at some point.\n\nHis blood pressure is hard to control even with meds. He's stubborn and hates the hospital.\n\nIt hit my hard to see this, because I'm in the ER with him right now getting his gallbladder removed tomorrow and we talked about getting married as soon as possible in case something happens to him :(",
"Life is completely fucked...",
"That poor man. I hope he has someone to help him after this emotional torture.",
"AFAIK debt you've incurred before marriage cannot be inherited by a spouse. Only debt you've incurred together as a married couple (though in some cases, your spouse's debt from before marriage that you've made payments on after marriage that was not officially yours can be seen as your responsibility).",
"It hurts because I know that face. The face you use to try and keep it together with them when you know it's all falling apart and the doctor has told you it will likely never be \"back together.\"\n\nI just hope it doesn't haunt him forever, he needs to remember the good times they had and his love for her.",
"Internet level of empathy right there.",
"Tell him how much you love him every day.\n\nI lost my dad to cancer.\n\nI regret every single day I didn't say I loved him. He needs to know he's loves now more than ever. ",
"Hey man, you're still young. Colonel Sanders gave as KFC at the ripe age of 65. It is never too late. And to be honest, you do sound depressed. Depression isn't always feeling sad, often it is just being numb and unmotivated. It can get better.",
"On the off chance that you aren't a troll... \"Redpiller\" is a term that is used by those who are (or at least have *become*) hyper-misogynistic, right-wing lunatics. \n\nThey have their own very interesting subreddit which I'd encourage you to look at (if you aren't already a member).",
"I'm crying right now :(",
":'D",
"How can you look like that then just die the next day, like I don’t understand can somebody explain please.",
"Fuck me. You're just letting your view of it be sullied by the type of person using the term? Guess we should go back and edit that out of the Matrix to make it more family friendly for ya. ",
"It is. ",
"This is both beautiful, and sad. ",
"This is really the definition of true love. Im crying like crazy.",
"Fuck 2017 ",
"I'll start by saying fuck cancer..\n\nI'm just glad that he has the memory of giving his wife the wedding he promised her before she passed. That she was her happiest in her final moments. ",
"Absolutely. She got to spend her last real day with so many friends and family, with a husband she damn well knew adored her. If it had to end, what an end. I don't think I've heard of a more romantic \"fuck you\" to tragic death.",
") :",
"Fuck... Sucker punch out of nowhere. ",
"Picturing this guy on Christmas Day 2017 breaks my heart :( ",
">But he died thinking I was mad at him.\n\nOh god this broke my heart. I'm so sorry that had to happen. Regardless of whatever circumstances which put you in that position.",
"So I'm not scared of dying, like if I got hit by a car or never woke up, no biggie.\n\nBut I'm terrified of dying from a terminal illness. It's like dying with a game clock of how much life you have left.\n\nThe only conceivable thing that would help me is the love of one person, my wife. I can absolutely see how this comforted someone who was nearing the end of the clock.",
"I'm in the Netherlands. And what I said about big pharma applies everywhere. It's how the pharmaceutical industry works.\n\nFor most diseases like cancer there is no 100% effective cure yet. (edit: sorry that I didn't say this right away, don't blame my vitamin B12 deprived brain. There is no cure for any cancer that is 100% effective, there are treatments that have a chance of curing you but they're never 100% effective) \n\nI'm not talking about affording existing treatment, I'm talking about new treatments that don't exist yet.\n\nIf I need existing treatment, my insurance covers it. ",
"I agree. If you have to have an end like this then what a way to turn it around. She went knowing 100% how much she was loved and with the chance to be truly happy, even if bittersweet one last time. \n\nSociety should be more like this. I often think how much better people would be if we had more strength to be joyful in the face of death. \n\nIt's just me, but If I ever go I'd rather have a party on my last day then cries.",
"You're kind of a bummer today. ",
"Marriage achievement unlocked. \nTill death do us part achievement unlocked. ",
"Had a similar thing happening where I work.\n\nA guy who was previously healthy came in with stomach pain. After one month he married his wife in our ward. The morning after they put him in an induced coma so he could die without pain, which he did shortly after.\n\nHe was 35 and had three kids. \n\nLive your life, it will end. Sometimes sooner than later...",
") :(",
"Symptoms of excessive stress can look very similar to a variety of cancer symptoms.\n\nGetting screened every couple of months isn't a terrible idea.\n\nThere's a difference between thinking you're ill and feeling for lumps.",
"Beautiful. ",
"If there is any way to say \"no\" to death, that is it. Live life for the now. That is a stand up thing to do. I'm sorry you had to go through it though. ",
"They’re in the USA, so one problem might be that he’d become financially responsible for any medical debt she has...which could be massive considering most health insurance plans have sketchy clauses for when your care gets really pricey (even after the ACA they still fuck you pretty hard). It’s not really “insurance” at all.",
"Damn ninjas and their onions ",
"My mom survived a heart transplant and I just lost her to kidney failure; she gave up on dialysis.\n\nI’m 24. I’m thinking that’s why I had a kid at 17 - so she could be a grandma. Keep fighting. ",
"*sigh* unzipp",
"Thank you! I will keep fighting with everything I got. I'm sorry about your mom. ",
"A year later it’s still shit, but it’s life and you have to take a step forward to make any progress. I would do it again in a heart beat",
"Poor guy :(",
"Holy Christ, there are so many onions being cut in my room right now. ",
"That's a true man right their. Good luck friend in the rest of your life, may it be long and prosperous. ",
"I found out the same thing about my mom a month ago. Pancreatic cancer. Even worse since I live halfway around the world. My sisters live nearby though to help support her. I'm going home in a few weeks. I can't wait to see my mom :(",
"You’re not checking the code. I see a legally valid officiant, what is clearly a wedding, the intent to be married, and two competent parties.\n\nA license while the preferred method would seem to be optional under CT code 46b-34 and existing case law. Please see Adziovski v. Elezovski, Superior Court, Judicial District of New Britain at New Britain, No. FA-07-4014596S (Jul. 25, 2008) (46 Conn. L. Rptr. 13) (2008 WL 3853582) (2008 Conn. Super. Lexis 1897). “Our Supreme Court has held that the absence of a marriage license does not render a marriage void. Carabetta v. Carabetta, 182 Conn. 344, 349 (1980). The court noted that an unbroken line of Connecticut cases upheld marriages with statutory deficiencies when the statute in question did not explicitly state that a violation would render the marriage void.”",
"> Getting screened every couple of months isn't a terrible idea.\n\nYou're absolutely right but I'm in Australia and you're in... the UK?\n\nFor many of our American cousins that's just not a realistic option. ",
"You can just imagine the priest mumblerushing over \"tildeathdouspart\"",
"How akward must it have been when the words “ when death do us part” were said...",
"I always thought these last minute weddings before death are cringe af, hiding their deep sorrow and grief under joy, and everyone there knows that, but they still pretend to be happy, while you know their hearth is literally breaking. You can still see that on some faces. If I was that girl, I would definitely not do this to that guy, this wedding probably scarred him emotionally for life. Its hard enough to bury your gf. While I think the propose was genuine, because she still ha a chance to fight the cancer, and the guy obviously didn't want to let her alone, I think the wedding was an emotional blackmail/push from her part (when they knew shes gonna die), she wanted to check that on her bucket list. If she truly loved her, she would've refuse the wedding (I would definitely do that).\n\nBut something something true love. I dont really know much about them tough, I can be completely wrong. Call me heartless, but Im just raising my doubts. [downvotes incoming]",
"I'm not crying... you are crying.",
"What an amazing story. I love how strong she was. I have at tear at 5:50 am! ",
"I feel a mixture of happy and sad emotions after reading the article. I am happy they both married each other and, sad because she passed so soon after their special day.\n\nCancer is a nasty disease. I strongly hate it for distroying people's lives and families. I hope one day there will be a cure. Having survived testicular cancer when I was 26, I am lucky to live. It still affects my day to day life in the form of anxiety. Cancer, I hate you! ",
"(Legit) Better than twilight.",
"Getting 'screened' every couple of months is *extremely* excessive and is not a true reflection of one's average state of mental health. \n\nIf you have symptoms of depression or are overly stressed, by all means seek help. Screening is the process of checking an entire population for depression irrespective of symptoms, and is utterly excessive. ",
"Thank you for posting this. I just signed up. ",
"I cried.",
"Surely he'd only be liable for the last 18 hours of her bill. ",
"god is so good. 👎🏼🖕🏼😭",
"Hey man, chilling and existing doesn't sound all that bad!\n\nI get what you are saying though.",
"Honestly, why don't you see a therapist, just to talk about it? I mean, I understand that you don't really care now, but that might change faster than you think.\n\nAnd I mentioned the colonel just because he changed his life drastically at an old age. He found wealth, but others find love or a true passion at a stage in their life where they had given up for years. ",
"Legit question from one who is ignorant of the processes involved, does CRISPR stand a chance in us defeating cancer once and for all?",
"That’s supposed to be the theory as far as I know scientists didn’t fully prove that ",
"I'm talking about cancer, not depression.\n\nProblem is it shares a lot of its symptoms with lots of other things. There's no harm in checking yourself.\n\nAnd I'm not even talking about that kind of screening. I'm referencing the pop-up breast cancer screening clinics that off them for free.\n\nOf course there are a couple of other cancers you can check for yourself too.\n\nYes government mandated checking of an entire population regardless of symptoms would be excessive.\n\nPoint is pay attention to your body and the small signals it gives you. Don't be obsessive, but don't just ignore them either if they're not going away.",
"What is the point of marrying someone that is going to die? I can't understand.",
"I genuinely think that right there is the one thing everyone can agree on.\n\nSome people may say \"nah, puppies aren't for me\". Even Trump has many people still loyal and supportive of him. But cancer? I can't imagine anyone being \"fuck yeah, cancer is great!\"\n",
"I wonder if everything is a difficult conversation. ",
"Yup unless this was just a ceremony for the feels and they did not get an actual license. ",
"Damn... Right in the feels",
"Yes. However even if you leave your wife off of the loans she will still be responsible for any debt you've incurred if your estate isn't able to pay for it. ",
"Dude, shut the fuck up and show a bit of fucking sensitivity. No one is amused by your juvenile 'edginess'.",
"Because it made her or both happy? Maybe someone going through such hell, a smile on their face or feeling truly loved makes a big difference how they go? Her husband will not regret never going through with it? ",
"Well that was a poor investment",
"I'm sorry, completely misread. \n\nYou're on the money; couldn't agree more. \n\nApologies. ",
"I'm not crying, you're crying. ",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"I look at marriage in general as pointless so this makes even less sense to me",
"deleted ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^0.0599 [^^^What ^^^is ^^^this?](https://pastebin.com/FcrFs94k/02161)",
"And many don't. So what?",
"Does he actually have to foot the bill though?",
"Well yes, considering my fiance just had a stomach cancer scare of his own and I'm sitting with him waiting for a surgery in the hospital right now while running into a post that reminded me of a traumatic period of my life.\n\nAlso? We're getting kicked out after his surgery because our roommates only care about money and he can't work for a while after his surgery. \n\nWhat am I supposed to Do? Celebrate?\nHappy fucking new year to me! ",
"No trouble.",
"I know what real love is. I finally have it there and isn't a single time this middle aged guy sees a story like this when I don't break down. \n\nI want to go out like movie \"The Notebook\". Within a minute.\n",
"I'm not into weddings either, it's a piece of paper.. but the guy still proposed on the day she got diagnosed... that's a whole different support right there. In a sense he may have eased her pain for a split moment. I'm sure emotions get heightened when someone gets diagnosed.. some run. The man kept to his word.",
"My little brother got diagnosed with Leukemia when he was just 11 years old. In his case he had incredible pain in his bones, and he couldn't even run for a short amount of time because he wouldn't be able to walk for the hours after that. It took the doctors 6 weeks to find out he had leukemia, and some doctor even thought he was just fine and that he was just seeking attention because they couldn't find anything wrong with him. After 2 years of treatment he is now luckily clean of cancer, but the disease has definitely left it's marks on him.",
"I'm sure at least one of those conversations was over health insurance, because by marrying her he could be financially destroyed for life...it's very commonplace in the USA it just doesn't get talked about enough. Perfectly well off families are destroyed by medical debt every day, ask anyone who works in medicine. It's heartbreaking. ",
"Same. Neighbor's daughter in law was crazy into Ironman type stuff. 30 years old and as \"healthy\" as any magazine cover.\n\nNow she is dead and her widower is raising their two children.\n\nAll the while, my wife and I avoid the gym, as do most people we know and we are all fine. And very may well be for 30 more years.\n\nYou can't exercise your way away from cancer. Much anyway.\n",
"😢",
"Unpopular: Future poon points. Its like going to HS prom with the Special Ed chick...there's no point now, but later when Sarah Collegecheerleader hears the story, she lets you do her and her friend Traci.",
"I just got a Christmas card from the woman who received my bone marrow. Two years after and she has photos with her four daughters and several grand children. A small moment of my time to give someone else so much more? Why wouldn't someone do that?!",
"Thats depressing..\nReminded me of an old song by parachute, called forever and always. Same idea.",
"I like your premise....I do...but don't use Steve Jobs as an example. Dude was a fucking nut-job. He found out about his pancreatic cancer WELL BEFORE it was bad and was treatable. He decided to \"heal himself\" with juicing, chakra alignment, sweat lodges and shit. Then as time passed and shit went from \"outpatient 2 week curable\" to \"2 months till dirt nap\", he went to the hospital and did all the normal, logical medicine money could buy but it was past the tipping point. The dipshit, like Bob Marley, literally killed himself.",
"I wonder too, but I'm willing to bet this was a ceremony and not a legal marriage.",
"I am curious if it was a legal marriage. You still have to sign and file paperwork with the courts.",
"Do the ceremony, but no paperwork",
"It’s a cute story and all, but legally the paperwork must have been fucking terrible. Having to register a wedding license, witnesses and all that jazz. Then you have to turn around and then file your spouse as deceases. For the rest of his life he’s going to have problems with the IRS because he’s going to file as single, but they are going to always have to be like “wait ain’t you married, dude?”",
"Fucking leaders of the world should pool in and find ways to cure cancer and not only a few scientists and companies, someday in the future some kid will think what the fuck were we all doing with all these people and money, too sad for the girl and the dude deserves all the best wishes in the world. ",
"Oh, you're one of those people that think they know everything! And if anyone downvotes you it's obviously the hive mind at work... /s ",
"I was just cutting onions, I swear...",
"When he married her, didn’t he just also inherit her medical bills? Or do they just go away because she passed?",
"She has breast cancer not face cancer. ",
"Jesus. America. Not marrying someone because their medical debt may be passed to you.",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Ouch. This is the kind of shit that will follow someone around for the rest of their life. The wounds will heal with time, but the scars will still be there. \n\nMy dad lost his father 40 years ago and he said that it still hurts to think about losing him.",
"Took my Father 1 year ago.",
"Aww, she looks so beautiful in this picture.",
"Well to be fair, that's not much of a commitment on his part.",
"Anyone with colon cancer want to volunteer?",
"Fuck you death. I really wish that as a species we would drop everything to wipe out pain, suffering and death. It is in our grasp but we're too busy allowing companies to abuse the poor.",
"Yeah.. no more internet today. ",
"It fucked up her hands!? I didn’t even know that could happen!! ",
"I wonder if the newlywed sex killed her...",
"spouse however is legal next of kin and inherits any debt. (at least here that's how it works) ",
"Then he still made sweet love to her on their first night as husband and wife!",
"Please keep an eye on Yourself. Cancer runs in my family so I am cautious. ",
"I am fuckin sobbbbbbbbing ",
"Thanks for your post, because my first thought if I had those odds would be to get a couple months to get my shit in order, get to see everyone I love and spend quality time with them, then cleanly off myself to remain in full control of my life and not just leaving my fate to the random development of a handful of cells in my body.",
"My great grandma beat breast cancer. My uncle is struggling with throat cancer right now, and we all know it's not going to end well :-( Hoping the best for you, friend!! \n\nCancer really gets to me. This story really melts my heart. True love to the max! ",
"I really wanted to make sarcastic comment regarding lifespan of his relationship, but internet doesn't need that. Good for them. (lifespan might sound punny, it was not intended)\n",
"Doctors are surprisingly good at this. When my grand-mother died (of \"natural\" causes after she was in bed for a few weeks prior), the doctor had come on Friday evening and told us that this was it, that it was her time, and it would be her last week-end. She died on Sunday morning.",
"Very off topic, but are you the guy that made the minimal cat subreddit? It's one of my favorites.",
"> I can be completely wrong\n\nI just said that it might not be a wholesome sob-story as people here might think.\n\nBut I know a rational, cold thinking process is not welcome under these kind of posts.",
"Leukemia is one of those cancers that progress incredibly quickly. My soon to be 5 year old daughter was diagnosed with ALL (acute lymphoblastic leukemia) when she was 2. We were lucky, she just ended her treatment in November cancer free, but we have to have her checked every month for the next year and then progressively less for the next 5 years. Then every year after that. The really visible signs of leukemia are excessive fatigue, like literally not able to do anything and tiny red dots on the skin, which is burst capillaries from the reduced platelet count. Not sure if this is the same for myeloid, which is a more localized tumor type of leukemia whereas lymphoblastic affects white blood cells. Either way getting your blood checked if you feel off is never a bad idea. With all cancers it's about how early on you can get to it to start treatment, the sooner the more likely you are to stop it. ",
"sweet but foolish, whats the point marrying someone whose going to die?",
"Wow. ",
"Pretty sure it doesn't count unless a calendar date has passed, wonder if this is a mulligan or a hare.",
"Males me Cry.",
"His wedding vows: Omae Wa Muo Shindeiru",
"On a positive note, she was probably happier and healthier looking when she passed than the vast majority of those who die from cancer.",
"Yeah, that's probably the age I will finally graduate from school.",
"> \"Our family would like to thank the main man up above, jesus Christ, for orchestrating this very inspiring story.\"\n\nBy giving that man cancer. Thanks, Jesus.\n\nBut, if I could choose betbeen marrying love of my life and dying right away from cancer or countinuing living my current life, I'd choose first.",
"Why? Was she rich?",
"Edit: Yeah im a little retarded as you can see..",
"That was the most heartbreaking title I have ever read on Reddit. ",
"Did that result in you having to take on all her medical debt? ",
"I don’t want to start an argument, but this is why I don’t believe in god. What kind of a god would do this to people. ",
"This is so sad. I'm sure they knew she didn't have much longer, but you'd hope they could have at least a day as husband and wife... They didn't even get that.",
"Absolutely not, this happened in Australia so there’s no medical debt, all covered including her months in hospital and then at home care for the final weeks",
"I have been trying to find out why i have been having night sweats bad enough to soak several sheets. Every single night. Cancer or diabetes is pretty much all i can find online. So not much help there and living in America with no insurance means no doctors for me. Still in 3.5k debt from the last time I saw a doctor.",
"My eyes are sweating. ",
"Haven't seen the movie - what is she using?",
"Had to hold back the tears..ahh..",
"This post has really upset me. ",
"Took my father nine years ago next month. I'm still not over it. Fuck cancer",
"Her raising hand says it all. It was totally worth for him doing that for her just for the moment of happiness. If you are in true love you will do anything to create the small moments of happiness. ",
"Or sarcodosisi at least Houses team always thought so!. \n",
"Hopefully for his sake she had some good life insurance.",
"Wedding is just a small part. He was there for her in each and every moment of her.\nShe died for God sake, you think he cares about the wedding ceremony after that.\nWedding was just a small way to make here last moments cheerful. I think that small about of joyous moment will give him strength to go though this.",
"I suffer from really bad depression and ptsd and some days being alive feels hard. Reading stuff like this really gets me going. I want to grow old with my fiance. I can't imagine what the husband is going through. ",
"I really think that what this man is doing is going to benefit him in all of his future relationships and life. He knows what he is doing and it's such an amazing gesture, he will be so torn up but I think in the long run he will know that in his heart he did the right thing and she would want him to be as happy as he made her in her final moments. I'm crying typing this fuck me.",
"It's never Lupus. ",
"I met Heather a few times. She was my mom’s school psychology intern when I first met her. I remember my mom calling me up and telling me Heather’s diagnosis was terminal a few months ago. She was an incredibly sweet and kind woman.",
"God life deals such a shit hand to some people",
"Well said",
"Its ok, you cant breath in space anyways ",
"It was originally but the right wings took it over. ",
"Choo choo, all aboard the feels train, express to depressionville.",
"There is no god and this is the proof",
"It's based on that, but I think the way it's used now has shifted over time with the rise of the redpill subreddit. ",
"Why does it never happen to murderers, rapists, paedophiles, and tyrants? It's almost always the down to earth, selfless, kind hearted people it seems to target.",
"Fuck cancer ",
"I can’t imagine what he went through. He went through it so voluntarily. He could’ve moped out and saved himself the grief. But he stood by her because he loved her and she needed him. What a fantastic man. ",
"Fuck you life, you really suck sometimes.",
"\"Whoever told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice.\"\n",
"She looks beautiful. Doesn’t look to be sick in the slightest other than the med equipment. I’m happy she got her dream day. Strong up to the end. What an inspiration. ",
"I got my paperwork filed moments after my wedding. We were officially and legally married within an hour after the service. Did everything in one day.",
"Right, not sure how you thought I missed that when that's the entire point of the post. But the original wedding date is when \"he was supposed to marry her.\" And they moved them up by over a week. ",
"IS THAT WHAT WE'RE DOING TODAY? CRYING",
"Which country?",
"Cancer is a brutal mistress.",
"I'm on my honeymoon right now. Oh the feels ",
"That song reminds of of 90's matchbox 20.",
"They also are entitled to file as a qualifying widow/er for federal and state taxes.",
"How in the world do you not get at least told to get a biopsy when you have a lump in your throat and apparent hyperthyroidism? Shouldn't that be basically be Med School 101 for having a tumor? Can a doctor explain how that wasn't caught? ",
"Yeah it's really fucked up. You can eat healthy and have no bad habits and die young any way. You might as well eat the bacon and the donut. ",
"I hope she updated the beneficiaries list for her life insurance.",
"Did he inherit her medical debt?",
"[Even Lupus can catch a break](https://youtu.be/ONRLZIY7gbs?t=21s) some days...",
"Wow, so OP repeats exactly what was said in the post above it, nets thousands of karma. Who knew that's all you had to do!",
"Good post u/gangbangkang",
"Oh no. It was a total surprise",
"That breaks my heart. I don't have very many fears but that's one of them. I feel so bad for him ",
"Its 8am, why you gotta get my feels this early in the morning man?",
"Yea. This hurts my heart. ",
"I wish that this was true in real life. Lupus is a terrible ailment, and most people don’t even understand or realize this thanks to House. ",
"I'm sorry for your loss. \n\nEven though you had been out of touch for a while, she's a person who is a part of some memories from your younger days. It's got to be hard to know that she's gone now. But, to some extent, however small, these experiences contributed to the person you are today. So, you can be grateful for that, I guess.",
"Then he will get stuck with medical bills",
"Sod off!",
"Heartbreaking. There truly is no purpose to life or supernatural compassionate force.",
"I missed the last week of my mother’s battle with cancer. Hospice kept saying it would be any day, and that turned into nearly a month. We spoke and she encouraged me to go back to campus 12 hours away to not miss my midterms. I did, and she passed away one week later. I would call everyday to talk to my Dad or siblings and they just said she was fading faster, and basically unconscious the last 48 hours. It’s hard to believe cancer can take someone 18 hours after holding their hands in the air in a display of victory. What a terrible disease. I know your affected organs start shutting down which ultimately will lead to your heart stopping. I just always imagined people that die from cancer being mostly unconscious for a while before death. Do people really have a few last words moments before taking a last breath like portrayed in movies sometimes?",
"thanks for sharing this touching story, gangbangkang.",
"I was freaking out last year with weird symptoms. Looking things up just made it worse. Ended up going to a neurologist etc, he just told me I was stressed out. I had cluster/tension headaches giving me weird symptoms in my neck/back of head etc. Once I heard him confidently say its stress/anxiety, symptoms went away that night. \n\nChances are you probably aren't dying. ",
"Going so devastating to be her husband. ",
"I want to do something for this guy. How do I do something for this guy?",
"So now he has to pay her medical bills?",
"Insurance, social security, 401k...etc\nIt sounds morbid but it's a necessity sometimes.",
"Took my dad at 52, and his sister, also 52 :/\n",
"Sure you are",
"Found the lawyer.",
"Horribly tragic, but in this one moment you can see she is as happy as can be. ",
"Awesome story. We lost my wife's father to prostate cancer after two years of dating. Was able to fight for a year. I always said he was holding on long enough to see his daughter get engaged (which he did and then passed away two weeks later). One year later (and a month before our wedding) her mother gets sick, goes into the dr.'s office and is diagnosed with lung cancer. She passed away two weeks after our wedding. Same thing, I just think she held on long enough to see her daughter get married.",
"This is a sad, touching story and she passed a happily married woman.\n\nWith that being said, I'm about to ask a really dark, inappropriate question now: Now that they are officially married (or were) is the husband now on the hook for her medical expenses? Maybe they set something up before she passed to protect him from her expenses?!?..I dunno..im asking how something like this would work financially.",
"what did he do that's so great?",
"Is it that obvious?",
"These people seem to be a fairly intelligent, middle-class couple, who obviously saw this coming. I'm sure that they had the necessary documents prepared (will, advanced directives, etc.) to make sure that her wishes will be complied with afterward. Being married does have some ramifications, particularly at tax time (he can file as \"Married Filing Jointly,\" and claim her as an dependent for the full year, for instance). But, if they had the rest of their ducks in a row, it wouldn't matter, legally, if they were married for 18 hours or 18 years before her death.\n\n(And, fuck cancer twice as hard as you did.)",
"Its possible she took all the bills in her name, I'm not sure how marriage splits anything and if it does, but if you die all medical debt in your name is wavied. Now if they cosigned or she had those bills in someones elses name for some reason (parents maybe, idk) then that debt passes to them. But there is at least one way I think that may have happened for them to not crush living family with debt",
"Yeah, those medical bills he got tied to last minute are really going to be a bitch. ",
"Damn you cancer",
"My Mom- diagnosed with stomach cancer. A week later had her first chemo treatment and died 3 days later. Life is precious folks. Don't waste a second. ",
"Basically my sister's story. Went to college, got her masters, became a respected educator, married a great man, had an adorable daughter, got diagnosed with ovarian cancer in late June/early July, passed early November. During her treatment she never cried once, she just said, \"okay, what's next? Let's come up with a plan\"",
"My mom died from cancer last month, fuck cancer",
"I just looked at her. When she raised her arms up like that, it was clear that, at that very moment, she was truly happy. That's going to be my take-away from all of this.",
"> rational, cold thinking process\n\nYeah that's not why you're being downvoted.",
"At least it can be managed. If controlled properly, you would never know that someone has lupus.",
"Poor dude. \n",
"It’s not that he moved mountains, and I don’t want to buy him a car.\n\nSome actions strike a particular chord in people, this guy’s just hit close enough to home to make me want to send him something to let him know he’s got someone thinkin about him.",
"Fuck cancer. ",
"My bro left for Europe to study abroad a week or two before my mom died the same way. He didn't miss much other than suffering and morphine. Better not to remember someone in those final few days. ",
"I told you God would never let you be successful.",
"Something positive came out of my hometown. That never happens. \n\nVery sad she couldn't live longer. ",
"I've had issues with my left knee and i've tried so many things..\nI gues we have to go with cancer.. or that my weight is bad, 100kg",
"Some cities may have a free clinic - at least look for one. Maybe you have a friend that has diabetes that will test your blood sugar for you. I mean if it's 350, then you might be on the right track.",
"This happened in the US. ",
"Broke my heart.",
"We all have stories to tell. Others wish to further spread messages of hope, joy, and virtue. This is one of them. Stop being a triggered millennial.",
"Seeing as they married only 18 hours before her passing, they probably didn’t co-sign anything?",
"This story did, but mine didn’t. ",
"This whole post was the perfect distillation of “bittersweet”. Fuck I feel like doing a cartwheel and curling into a ball at the same time",
"Heey! I didn't know about this. I signed up! Thanks for bringing this up.",
"Yeah.",
"And here Trump shoves his fat face with fast food every day and is a vile creature...not a sign of cancer!!!\n\nYay for how fucked up and unfair life is. ",
"Me too, friend. One year on the 13th. I hope you're doing ok.",
"I'm sure they worked this all out in advance between the hospital and insurance companies, with probably some lawyers involved. At that stage of her illness, she was most likely on Medicaid, in which case it'd be up to the state to make the hospital whole on this. \n\nBelieve it or not, it is _not_ the hospital's goal to throw its patients' families into financial ruin. They'll work it out somehow.",
"What a pure soul this guy have. Bless him with everything that goes in his life and his future ",
"Just signed up in the Bone Marrow Registry. Thank you for posting this! ",
"Clicks to Hitler or reddit version /r/degreestohitler/ is the same principle.",
"Nice repost",
"I know that feeling.\n\nThere's nothing like a good tragedy to remind me how to appreciate life.",
"I'm happy that you are happy ",
"By the power invested in me I now pronounce you........a widower. ",
"Feel like the cold reality (and why healthcare in the US sucks) is that he would need to consult a lawyer just before to make sure. No idea though\n\n",
"They can actually skip the whole thing. The only part of the whole entire ceremony that really counts is the \"do you take this (wo)man...\" bit. That's the actual legal agreement. If you don't say \"I do,\" and it turns out that the Man in Black is right on this one, it doesn't count.",
"Some of the expressions of the people in the back are painful to see",
">by marrying her he could be financially destroyed for life\n\nwtf kind of system is that??",
"Very similar story for a co workers and a friend. We would go running together after work and he had been slowing down noticeable. I thought he was just being lazy... I missed our run one day and he couldn't even run up the hill. He was encouraged to go to the doctor. He drove to the town he lived in visited the doctor and I wanna say they told him he just had the flu. As he is driving back to were we worked the hospital called him and told him to come strait back as soon as possible. He was diagnosed with acute lymphoma. He started chemo and got a transplant soon after. He is doing very well now, that was almost 3 years ago. They said he would have been dead within a week if he hadn't t come to doctor then.",
"A friend of mine did something similar to this. Her boyfriend was diagnosed with terminal cancer. They were married less than a week before he died. It was terribly sad.",
"And now I’m crying taking a poo before a work meeting. ",
"Na, when you marry someone, you also marry their debt",
"I believe this beautiful lady is a Sweet Adeline too. What an incredible family.",
"In my limited experience your dad will have loved you completely right to the end & may even have been glad you didn’t see him struggling & in pain. \n\nMy father was taken very ill while we were estranged (quadruple heart bypass & dual leg amputation). During his illness we reunited & he never held me responsible for anything, even though it was my young selfish attitude that caused the rift. We are closer than ever now.\n\nMy advice remember him well & make him proud.",
"This is heart breaking. ",
"Clicked on the post specifically to find this comment. Upvote for you.",
"No, that's super cancer, cells growing out of control overtaken by cells growing out of control. ",
"\"Alright, ladies! Gather around to catch the bouquet!\"\n\n\"Nah, we're good.\"",
"Jeez, this thread is both tremendously frightening and making me thankful to be alive.",
"damn man this brought a tear to my eye r.i.p to the lady. ",
"Pure love. I really don't think I could've been that together. I would be a blubbering mess tbh and I'm a burly woodsy quiet type. ",
"God thank you for my health and the health of my friends and family. ",
"Signed up in college! It's super easy to do.",
"The husband's all ya ya to death due as part no problem!",
"Sounds like a life insurance scheme. ",
"Damn good question. Now he’s dying from crushing debt.",
"This is so freaking heartbreaking. My mom died of cancer at 56. She had a good life, but went out a little early. This though...this sucks so hard",
"This reminds me of Angel Beats.",
"Ex-girlfriend. Bright, beautiful, funny and a real sweetheart. She was 33 when she died, a long time ago. Also AML.",
"I know it's not much consolation, but I'm rooting for you man",
"god damn this is sad.",
"Yes yes yes! For those of us in the UK, please sign up to DKMS (https://www.dkms.org.uk/en). You just swab your mouth and send it off, for you to be put on a register, if you're a match to someone, you could literally be saving their life.\n\nTo put your mind at rest, 9 out of 10 matches only involve a bit of bloodwork (think a slightly longer blood donation). ",
"I wish the both of you the best of luck. My wife and I have suffered different medical issues the past few years. But, we've been fortunate to have each other to lean on and support each other through them. I can guarantee that I'd be dead at least a half a dozen times by now, if not for her. \n\nYou have no idea how much it means to have you with him during these times. I hope that he gets well soon, and the two of you can embark on the life that you deserve. But, for the short term, the mere knowledge that you'll be by his side through all of this can only help in his recovery.\n\nHang in there. Both of you. ",
"):",
"You made me cry bro/girl. I wish you all the best.",
"> The 31-year-old school psychologist died the next day.\n\n:'-(",
"Doesn't work like that. In the US, you're liable for your wife's debt when it comes to \"necessary items.\" Here's an excerpt from a lawyer's web page:\n\n>Am I ever responsible for my spouse’s debt if I didn’t sign for the debt?\n\n>Sometimes, you can be liable for your spouse’s debts even if you did not sign the contract or loan. This can happen only for “necessary” items, such as food, medical care, etc. The creditor can come after you for payment of these items only if your spouse doesn’t have enough money to pay the debt and you do have enough money to pay the debt.\n\n>For example, assume the wife has medical problems and has to go to the hospital emergency room. Assume she can’t pay the medical bills for this visit. If her husband does have enough money to pay these bills, the creditor can come after him for payment of these medical bills even if the husband did not sign anything agreeing to be responsible for the emergency room bills.\n\n>The creditor first has to try to get the money from the spouse who actually received the goods or services (such as medical care). If the creditor cannot collect from that spouse, the creditor can try to get payment from the other spouse if the goods or services were “necessary items.”",
"Me too. 2005 was the year it came and took one of the most genuine, caring, nicest people from this planet. Still not over it. Miss that guy immensely. ",
"Sorry about that. I assumed you were talking about the story. I hope you're doing well.",
"Thank you for posting this! Just signed up",
"This is extremely heartbreaking, yet heartwarming at the same time. ",
"Knew a guy like that. Does his job well, very friendly and talkative. One day he loses his papers and ziippp! He was off to the Russian Front. Heartbreaking, truly.",
"This kind of sentiment irks me to no end. No, medical debt don't destroy families, sickness and diseases do. You take this US health care system for granted, but many people in the world wished they have access to this system. The insurance system is not perfect, but if you ask it to be free, then you may as well ask for a unicorn. Nothing is free, somebody has to pay for it.",
"Wow, that made me incredibly sad.",
"It's terrifying how often you hear it starts off as a \"typical\" cold/flu/etc. It's likely selection bias in your head but still",
"Just signed up, thanks for posting this.",
"I doubt it. Doctors have to tell people they are going to die all the time. At the point this happened this couple was well aware how this ended. \n\n",
"She's wearing a wig and a full face of makeup",
"The only thing I dislike about this article is that she completely leaves out the most obvious symptom she has and then blames the website for not accurately diagnosing her. Like, that’ll happen with real doctors too dummy! If you told your doctor “oh I’ve just got an upset tummy and a fever” you’re gonna get a different diagnosis (unless they decide to do tests which they probably won’t with simple symptoms like that) than if you say “I’ve got an upset tummy, a fever, and a sharp stabbing pain in my lower abdomen.” ",
"I have lost 2 friends to cancer, and a couple days ago one of my best friends lost his dad to it. Fuck cancer.",
"I have something in my eye...I’m not crying! Shut up...",
"My Dad lost his mum in 2000 to cancer, she was given 24 hours to live and died in 12 hours, she was never in the best of health after losing her husband in 1998",
"That's why I hate when doctors say \"Oh you're too young to get...\"\n\nDeath doesn't card.",
"Lost my mom in September and it’s still a struggle every day for me. ",
"All I have to say is Fuck Cancer. ",
"I'm not crying. I'm cutting onions. I'm making a lasagna, for [one](https://youtu.be/-pVT_mvvZLo?t=55s)",
"So, I do have feelings. ~~Sobbing like a baby.~~ This is sad.\n",
"Uh, he's not the first person to be a widower. Pretty sure the IRS will understand. ",
"That's why you have the ceremony but don't file the paperwork to make it legal.",
"Well that's fucking idiotic, no wonder USA has a super high divorce rate why wouldn't you ",
"Saw this on my FB the other day as I'm from the area. Apparently she was a school therapist that helped a few of my friends' young kids through tough times. It sounds like she did plenty of good while here. ",
"except it sounds like she probably had insurance and definitely met her out of pocket max.",
"I'm so sorry for your loss.",
"Have you read the marriage vows recently?\n\nPeople who propose aren't gonna ditch at terminal cancer. Plus if she's gonna die in three months he'll inherit everything ",
"This reminds me of the song Forever and Always by Parachute. Brings a tear to my eye every time\nIt comes up on Spotify :(",
">but let it be a lesson to all (particularly men) to listen to your body and not your pride. \n>\n>You *know* when something's seriously wrong. Go to the fucking doctor.\n\nGod, I hope I never come to that but I won't hesitate",
"Took my grandmother and grandfather. If cancer were personified, I would beat the living shit out of it.",
"\"In sickness or in health, till death do us part\"\n\nThat has a whole new meaning here...",
"My 80 year old grandma, a year after being officially put in remission status for beating breast and lung cancer, had a recurrence that spread to her brain before it was caught. Doctors gave her six months, we lost her a month later.\n\nThe saddest thing- my grandpa was living in a nursing home with advancing dementia. We never told him she died because his doctor advised against it. The disease was far enough along that he would never process it, so every time he was told it would be like him finding out all over again. He lived another 2 years without being told his wife was gone. The night she died, the nurses reported he had a conversation with someone in his wheelchair. They thought he was talking in his sleep, but he had been saying things like, “I love you,” and, “I’ll see you soon.”",
"This is something we need to find a different way to cure. In many cases it seems that the treatment is what the patient succumbs to and not the cancer itself. Its such a sad and seemingly \"dark ages\" type of medicine. :(",
"If it gives you any comfort, you honestly don't know how he felt about you when he passed away, you can assume that but it's likely that your parents were just as much aware of how much a bitch your aunt was. ",
"Wooooooow, sad as fuck alert guys",
"Signed up! Glad to help, and appreciate your post. ",
"One of my friends I grew up with, a few football seasons ago (fall of 2015), accidentally bit her tongue while yelling for her team. It swelled up so much that she had to go to the hospital. She woke up a couple days later and they told her she had AML. She fought from that day on, including a failed bone marrow transplant, and was on her way to a clinical trial the first week of January 2017. She never made it and passed away on new year's Eve, 2016. She was 36.\n\nI won't mention a name, but her boyfriend's mother was (is) with an extremely rich individual. One you'd know by name. Like, billionaire. He helped out with private planes for her to see the best doctors, helped with the cost of treatment, everything. The best doctors and treatment couldn't save her.",
"Yes, they definitely do. My step dad passed away not long ago from cancer and before he passed, he opened his eyes and told my mom he loved her. Shortly after he was gone. ",
"It's so crazy it might just work.",
"The American System. Fuck Yeah!",
"I think your idea of God is one that can or would \"inflict\" things onto people or just \"let bad things happen.\" But truly G-d is present in this photo, He is that sliver of happiness in that terrifying and awful time, He is the distraction from the harsh truths of life. ",
"Out of all the major problems in this world cancer is the worst. It takes some truly wonderful people from all of us. I hope we see a treatment or cure for most of these types of cancer in our lifetime.",
"Sure is dusty in here at work. ",
"She was incredibly beautiful. Like, seriously beautiful. She was my friend. If I knew how to post a picture I would. ",
"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming,\n\n#\"Wow! What a Ride!”\n\n-Hunter S. Thompson",
"Fuck Cancer",
"A horribly broken one. And it won't get fixed as long as medicine is treated like a money making business.\n\nMy biggest fear is a long, drawn out illness that will leave my family in crippling debt. ",
"The #1 big-button-having USA kind, that's what! /s ",
"interesting. its like alison cameron but in reverse. wonder where the dudes gonna do his fellowship.",
"Thank you for sharing. All of these stories are so moving. I’ve previously been scared to sign up but I just completed my registration and got a swab kit ordered. If I can do my part to save a life I’m doing it. Thank you. ",
"Good call on the incoming downvotes haha. But my assumption is these two had the thought of getting married in mind, but got too caught up in hospital visits, work, bills and whatnot. To the point where they had no time to really think about marriage. Then they probably got a message of her expected life expectancy and they had to think it through. This guy is a hero because he was ready to endure the sacrifice of losing his spouse, but also giving her the love she may have never been able to have. Beautiful really.\n\nOr she had assets that he could only acquire through marriage and they made some agreement. \n\nWho knows, but I like to hope it's my first thought and not my second one.",
"Now I’m crying :(. I’m gonna hug the shit out of my wife when she gets home...",
"That's leukaemia man, some are very very treatable. If it was bad, you'd have an infection. Does your state not have medicaid? ",
"It's 8 am here and I'm already drenched in tears",
"Thanks, /u/gangbangkang you're awesome! ",
"Apply for Medicad and talk to a social worker they can give you guidance on what thigs you are entitled too each state has a medicate and Obamacare website to find and subsidize your health care cost.",
"This is simultaneously the most heart warming thing I’ve ever read, and the most heartbreaking.",
"Christ almighty, I'm sitting here at my desk fighting back tears. What a sad situation, and they made the best of it that they could. A sobering reminder of how precious life is and that at any moment, we or the ones we cherish can be sentenced to a swift death from any number of illnesses or accidents.",
"Well, now I'm depressed. Might as well get back in the bed.",
"A free clinic will help him find a health care carrier too.",
"Goddamn life, why ya gotta be so cold?",
"Mom found out she had AML on Friday and died the next Tuesday. Brutal stuff. It is amazing we open our eyes and sit up each day. ",
"FUCK CANCER",
"Signed up, hope I can make a difference. ",
"Sounds pretty pointless to me",
"And those of you who signed up with an old email or phone number: *[UPDATE YOUR CONTACT INFO](https://bethematch.org/update-your-contact-information/)*. Don't be like me. Those chain of unanswered emails haunts me to this day.",
"I know this will be buried, but I had a similar traumatic experience in my family. My mom had been with my now step dad for a few years but he had been tragically diagnosed with stage 4 cancer. They were married at the hospital a week before Christmas this year, but he passed not long after. I'm happy they got to have that experience with each other to say the least.",
"Well you aren’t close to the situation so you probably have no idea how much it means to those people and their families ",
"I'm going to be honest I didn't read it. I just Googled webmd self diagnosis cancer to get a suitable example and read the first paragraph. ",
"if i knew anything about wedding planning - sounds like something you dont want to do while under those circumstances. ",
"Even the calendar dates....they married and she died on the darkest days of the year, at the beginning of the coldest time of year. The symbolism makes it chillingly poignant....",
"Remission is getting more likely! The fight is worth it!",
"Yeah that's why he said only $4 million",
"Don’t go on that trip George. ",
"It's strange where one's brain goes sometimes. ",
"Oh my God... I thought they got engaged and found out THIS year, then like 4 days later or whatever got married. I totally missed the different years. Ok that is a bit better I guess. At least they had more time. ",
"Fuck cancer. ",
"Unempathetic Sociopath Much?",
"It can happen so quick. 😞 I had a good buddy back in the mid-90’s. His mother was a breast-cancer survivor, but after years of annual check-ups, she just assumed she was “cancer-free”, and no longer went for her annual check-ups. \n\nShe went to a concert on Friday night. It was a loud’ish rock concert. She woke up Saturday with a headache that got progressively worse as the day went on. By late-afternoon, early evening...she couldn’t take it anymore. She checked herself into the hospital. It was determined that the cancer had returned, and had manifested in her brain. \n\nShe was dead the next day. One of the saddest moments of my life at that time. My buddy’s dad had abandoned him (and his two sisters) early on. So he was without parents. Still chokes me up to this day. 😕\n\nPlease stay diligent in you follow-ups. ",
"The one where you treat healthcare like a business instead of a public necessity.",
"> sadness in your heart.\n\nYou're wrong, there's no heart.\n\n",
"such a fucking bittersweet moment, people are trying to be happy but it shows they are devastated. ",
"Not cool.",
"So did they consummate...?",
"Thank you for this hear felt story, u/gangbangkang",
"I worked with a guy in the Navy who did this. \n\nAfter his cancer surgery failed, they gave him less than a week to live. During that week he married his fiance and was processed for a 100% medical retirement.",
"/r/frisson",
"I couldn’t do it. If I was her, I couldn’t do that to someone if I was gonna die. I know people who’ve lost people and never gotten over it... he has a lot of life left. I dunno, it seems selfish to snag someone on the way out. ",
"They probably just had the ceremony and didn't legalize it ",
"Fuck this attitude. You want to make comparisons? The US healthcare system is the laughing stock of the developed world. It's better than a third world country? Whoop-de-doo. People shouldn't have their entire lives ruined due to medical expense no fault of their own. ",
"Wonder if marrying her so late still sticks him with the bills from her cancer battle. I doubt it was all covered. ",
"> I'm sure at least one of those conversations was over health insurance\n\nIf she was working and was still under coverage, she would have been fine. NJ board of ed employees (teachers, psychs, etc.) have excellent healthcare coverage (differs from municipality to municipality, but generally far better than what average Jane gets in private industry); co-pays are extremely low with low or no minimum deductibles. In fact, it is likely a financial benefit to him that the were legally married as he will be the beneficiary (unless otherwise stated in a will) of her retirement savings and pension.\n\nHer disease period was short enough that she was still likely under coverage, under disability, or paying for COBRA.",
"Wasnt this the plot to that Mandy Moore movie?",
"I'm so sorry man. My mom is going through stage 4 pancreatic cancer, and was diagnosed in August last year. Thankfully, the cancer has not spread outside of where it was found and the tumors are confirmed to be shrinking. It changed my whole perspective; I live my life now making sure my mom is taken care of and knows how much she is appreciated. I don't know how long she's got and before the inevitable happens I made a promise to ensure she and everyone else important to me knows they are loved. For what it's worth, I want to believe your Dad knew deep down how you really felt about him.",
"Now I know what cancer looks like, I can avoid it. \n\n\nRegular checkups folks, especially if it runs in the family and it does in mine. Bowel, breast and prostrate in immediate family :( ",
"And Logan Paul. It'll be cannibalistic.",
"Well it does discriminate, just not in a completely exclusive way",
"My heart goes out to you. I lost my mom on Sept 22nd last year to lung cancer too. It hurts everyday, but somehow I’m still here.\n\nI know it’s hard, just let yourself feel all the things you’re gunna feel and keep moving forward. Maybe it won’t get easier as the days go by, but we’ll keep getting better at dealing with it anyways. ",
"> an abusive aunt who hated my dad and wouldn't let me see him or talk to him\n\n> It would ruin her perfect attendance record at work\n\nHe knew.\n",
":/",
"Serious question. I haven’t heard of too many breast cancer cases being fatal now a days. Is it just the type that spreads or bad preemptive care,",
"What you're saying is, by taking actual /r/bonehurtingjuice, I can help someone with cancer? ",
"I was about the same age when I was diagnosed with AML, I was given a 33 percent chance to survive. It's been 2 years and I'm still kicking but life will never be the same as before. Cancer sucks.",
"Please guys, this is incredibly important. My entire fraternity signed up a couple years back, and we ended up having four guys give marrow in 3 years time. The experience is literally life-changing.",
"It's even more abrupt than that. She was diagnosed on the 23rd, died a week later. ",
"As far as I know...medical debt only happens in USA. ",
"I'm not crying. You're crying. ",
"Er. No.\n\nMy wife has it. She has all the medication and is controlled. Would you know? Hell yes. Controlled does not mean symptom free!\n\nIt took nearly everything from her. She was mid thirties when diagnosed 10 years ago. You would think she was late 60's now the issues she has. No such thing as a normal life since.\n\nSo no, very much no.",
"You can't inherit debt. They can try to collect the debt from the deceased person's estate (so if she willed money to him, he may lose some of that) but any debt exceeding the value of the estate gets written off. The US has a messed up medical system, but it's not THAT messed up.\n\nUnfortunately, some debt collectors will try to collect on these debts anyway, even though they're not legally allowed to do that. So some people end up paying money they don't really owe.\n\nEDIT: Looks like I was only partially right - if your spouse dies, you continue to be responsible for debt that the two of you took on jointly when you were married (but not debt that your spouse took on before you were married). Thanks /u/shmadman!",
"True love. The world can still be good.",
"Hey at least he can now chase nurses.",
"Came here to say this. ",
"Adult Santa ",
"My high school baseball coach was diagnosed with brain cancer. He held on for a year. Spring is the main baseball season. The fall season the team went undefeated. He passed away in January right before the main spring season. The boys went on to win the state title. He’s the winningest coach in Missouri History. Doug Jones of Mansfield, Mo. Go Lions!",
"I feel that bro, I’m almost 24 and I’ve been with a girl for 8 years who is in all ways a perfect person for me. Every time I see something like this it gets me thinking and puts me in that situation and it has to be the worst feeling in the world.",
"...Unless they got ceremoniously married only, and not legally. Which I'm going to throw out a guess is what happened.",
"REEEEEEE *those stinky millennials amirite*",
"Yes, sometimes people are able to speak just before passing. In most cases, though, the patient is heavily medicated, so conversation can be difficult.\n",
"Also probably met her max the ins company would cover",
"You can't be that good a person AND be well adjusted. ",
"Not true. You can say whatever you want during the ceremony. It's only binding in the paperwork. I wrote the whole script for my ceremony and had a friend be the officiant (not actually ordained). The next day we went to the courthouse, had them print up a marriage certificate, we signed it, dated it it for the day before, and boom. Married af.",
"I’m a grown grizzled battle hardened rock solid emotionally untouchable man and this instantly made me tear up. Amazing story of true love!",
"You're the worst.",
"Im sure he was terrified",
"Jesus this is the most depressing thing I've seen in a long time. Not since the story i read a few years back of this kid who died in his moms arms on xmas morning. Ugh, cancer is such a bag of shit",
"Ah, fuck. Got tears on my toast.\nBoth addiction and your aunt really suck. I'm sorry that happened to you.",
"I was vaguely thinking about signing up for some time now. Thank you for giving me a push to actually doing it.",
"Do you know anyone with Lupus? Because I do, and even if managed properly, she’s pretty much in constant pain. But guess what, most people still don’t know she has lupus. She looks fine. She manages correctly. You’d never guess this is a woman in constant pain who has 50+ bottles of medication. Someone hydrocodone barely helps anymore. Someone who sometimes has to do different chemo procedures for a few months or more during the year. \n\nSo no, you’re assessment doesn’t make sense. ",
"This is like \"November Rain\" video clip... except worse... fuck cancer",
"> But, if I could choose betbeen marrying love of my life and dying right away from cancer or countinuing living my current life, I'd choose first.\n\nUnless you're terminally ill, this is a very stupid thing to say. Your current life has so much more potential, including marrying the love of your life (although I would understand them not wanting to marry someone who says shit like that) \nNow get your shit together and enjoy the fuck of your life, some people don't have that luxury. ",
"This is sad as shit...",
"Absolutely not, this happened in Australia so there’s no medical debt, all covered including her months in hospital and then at home care for the final weeks\n\n",
"Just signed up! Should get my swab kit in 3-7 days it says. ",
"Many people wouldn't consider that getting married at all.",
"You have any proof behind that claim or you like to just throw that out there and see what sticks?",
"I'm swear I'm not trying to rain on your parade, but I don't understand how this story illustrates your assertion that love is stronger than death itself. Would you mind explaining what you mean by that?",
"Forget the medical system. This is a fundamental misunderstanding of the laws of debt. When you marry someone with a bunch of debt you don't automatically get their debt. Stop trying to make everything having anything to do with medicine about medical bills.",
"Unless there wasn’t any…",
"Ok Frank Gallagher",
"Onions ? Who’s chopping these giant oversized onions? ",
"I'm so happy that they got married.\n\nI had a similar experience 10 years ago. My best friend since childhood was diagnosed, doc said she had 1 year, maybe 2, left. I knew she wanted to get married when she was older, so I sold every collection I had, bought a ring and proposed to her. She said yes. But sadly, 3 months before the wedding, she passed. It broke me, and I feel I've only started accepting it the past couple of years. I never got the chance to fulfil that wish. But I am very glad they did.",
"It's a way of defying that nothing should stop you from doing what you want at least to me.",
"He just inherited everything she has including her medical bills for cancer ",
"Ok so I looked that up but I'm still confused ",
"Yeah a lot of children and ive seen family children try to imagine how their wedding is going to be. I doubt the lady did not havr that idea once in her life and i am sure that something horrible was going to change that idea.",
"I'm just here for the long island iced tea",
"I think he meant that someone so close to death look broken and empty. She looks beautiful.",
":,(",
"Well to state the (in my eyes) obvious, they could have decided that it is impractical or useless to do this before she died. \n\nLove was stronger in this case. Sorry if it does not meet your quality standard :-) ",
"Fuck cancer. ",
"How does donating bone marrow help with cancer? What is it used for? (Legit wondering)",
"Ah. I see what you mean now.\n\nThank you for explaining it.",
"If its in the US yeah. Other western countries? Not so much.",
"It's an interesting note that while obviously being fat is unhealthy, HAVING fat is actually a pretty important component of your body's recovery paradigm. During periods of stress or illness, your body is oft incapable of properly intaking food/liquids, and having a reserve of energy allows the body to continue to 'power through' while it works to recover.\n\nThe extreme fitness is great if you're healthy, but if you get hit hard by an illness, there's nothing your body has on hand to help deal with the sudden workload. If you combine that with the fact that stuff like chemo treatments tend to make it difficult to keep food down or kills your appetite, it makes recovery harder. (Part of why people see marijuana as being so useful in context of chronic/ongoing treatments, because it bolsters appetite and can make it easier for people to get the food they need for their body to work through the illness). \n\nA lot of the healing process is basically just keeping the body running long enough for it to work through it or the treatments to take effect.",
"Damn ninjas and their onions",
"Heard it happened in Australia, so no it didnt since, you know, universal health care.",
"My friend and I have a pact. If one of us gets a terminal illness, the other will help end it. Saves money that way. Of course we will probably not go through with it. But it is what we have, since we can't afford to get sick and die.",
"I would never. Because making that choice means you are willing to put that other person through hell and back so you could have a moment of happiness. And I could never do that to someone I love. ",
"Ever since I got with my boyfriend, I’ve had a nagging OCD like thought that we will either break up (horrifying to think of) or we will stay together for the rest of our lives and then one of us will have to deal with losing the other.\n\nKills me.",
"while others generations have unique, priggish attitudes none is more triggered than the millennial. ",
"Personally know this couple. Wonderful people. All the best to David, one of the best on this planet. ",
"People think marriages are a lot more magical than they actually are.\n\nDebt acquired *during* the marriage is almost always shared debt. And in community property states, some of \"your\" property could be taken to serve your partner's separate debt. (Example: you are the sole breadwinner, and bring home $60K. In a community property state, you partner has 50% title to that, and that 50% is subject to collection for their separate debt.)\n\nBut a situation like this? The most he would become responsible for are charges incurred during the unfortunately-short time they were actually married.\n\nSame with separate property held before the marriage. This doesn't magically become joint property when the marriage takes place; it remains separate property until you co-mingle it enough you can't tell what is separate and what is joint.",
"This is so sad",
"I'm sorry :(\n\nAnd things will get better for me I just have to be patient.",
"Except that's not how this works. Would the woman's estate be liable for the medical bills? Yes. Is the new husband responsible for any of those bills? Only if he signed onto the debt obligation. Marriage doesn't automatically tie you to the the debts of the person you are marrying.",
"I heard it happened in Australia or some other non-US first world country, so you know... Universal Healthcare and all that meaning there is none to inherit.",
"No, this wasnt in the US so she was covered by thier countries universal healthcare.",
"I don't have the balls to even imagine myself in place of the man...",
"This. Bone marrow transplant saved my life, it fucking works miracles. ",
"This is both awesome and heartbreaking. I'm now happily sad. ",
"Jokes on you there isnt. Universal Healthcare is a hell of a drug.",
"Thank you, I need that.",
"I know Dave. Really happy in a sad way that they met each other in this critical time of their lives. He's got the heart of gold. ",
"Well yeah... I mean look at the Swastika. Used to be a symbol of peace right? You can't tell me I should embrace it despite what it's commonly known/used for these days.",
"Or, you can upvote it, then downvote it to balance it for your sake",
"Yes, I'm sure millions wished they could have their lives ruined by an accident or a disease, as well as choosing between going to a doctor or being able to pay rent ",
"That is the face of a broken man trying to keep it together in the face of the inevitable. Poor dude. Glad he made her last year and day the best possible! Hope he gets through this.",
"My mom was diagnozed with breast cancer as well in the summer of 2017. It was the saddest and most difficult thing to hear. But she is at the end of her treatments , she was diagnozed at a very early stage. She is doing super good today, i am so proud of her. Be supportive, always make her feel special! She will be fine, believe it 🙏🏻",
"For real... wow. ",
"Trick Daddy is still alive! But broke. He should have got lupus in Canada!",
"That's sad and beautiful at the same time. ",
"Vows always have \"till death\" clauses so he sure kept those",
"My cousin thought he had a bit of a chest cold, went to the doctor, and found out he had stage 3 lung cancer. Never smoked a single cigarette but suddenly he was fighting for his life. Treatment almost killed him, and five years later he still isn't 100% well. It's terrifying how quickly things can happen.",
"The true gut-punch is the fact of just how close we now are to finally taking this particular random factor out of the mortality equation. There's a finish line that's maybe a few years away, or maybe a decade; beyond that point, cancer can go to hell just like polio did. She almost made it.",
"August 27th 2017. I can ignore the pain until something happens in my life that only my dad would laugh at. I just want to be able to call him again. ",
"Are you fucking kidding me?\n\nAre you being an apologist for the shittiest healthcare system in the developed world?",
"ahh..i didn't notice in the article where they were located. How would it work in america? That same situation in america, would the husband take on the debt of her healthcare even if they were married for one day and the illness was pre-existing?",
"Dude...no...then the host gets double cancer...cancer doesn’t exist in a vacuum.",
"Yeah, you sure showed him! Bet you have a huuuuge justice boner! Question is though, will they cut it off when you die? ",
"I really don't ever want to see what that came from, lol, but it's perfect for this usage. Well done.",
"And yet the healthcare spending as a percentage of GDP is 8% higher than it is in the uk. Confusing af",
"Yeah. Man. Hug. ",
"Yes, I am, because it's not as bad as these people claim it to be, because they have no idea what's really out there.",
"\"Inefficient and Inhumane\" should be the GOP party motto.",
"August 31st. I know it hurts, I hope there's a day when We can possibly come to accept it, if only for the sake of our emotional health.\n\nBut I think it will always get to me a bit.",
"I'm not sure about CT law, but usually a marriage has to be consummated to be legal. This matters because states also usually have laws saying that a spouse cannot be denied a portion (usually 50%) for the deceased spouse's estate. \n\nSo, if the poor deceased woman has assets, by marrying, she just ensured at least 1/2 her assets (again I don't know the CT law on point, but if their laws are typical) to the guy she was married to for 18 hours. Her parents could challenge the marriage on grounds that it was not consummated, and therefore not real and valid, and take her property in full. \n\nOf course there were 18 hours between the ceremony and her death and I'm making assumptions about what they didn't do during those hours. \n\nThis would make an interesting law school exam question. ",
"You're trying to be \"rational\" to figure out an emotional issue. Do you realize how flawed that is? You should probably just leave this one for normal people to talk about.",
"Lol, the idea that sex makes the marriage legitimate is hilarious to me. People have one night stands all the time. Are those more legitimate than a non-consummated marriage? ",
"\"People shouldn't have their entire lives ruined due to medical expense no fault of their own.\" So who the fuck should foot the bill, everyone else? If you think so, then fuck your attitude.",
"I usually answer in my head: tell that to the biowaste cemetery. But that might offend some people",
"You slash s but have you seen rocket man's button? That thing is pathetically tiny. The orange man's button is far more endowed.",
"There is no limit\n\nhttps://www.healthcare.gov/health-care-law-protections/lifetime-and-yearly-limits/",
"Not to sure, but seeing as how US heakthcare is meant to fuck you as hard as it can? Probably.",
"She looks really good for someone that is going to die in less than 24 hours.",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Wow, this is utterly heartbreaking.",
"Nah, that person would probably think he/she did a good thing. But if I would know or even suspect that it would really hurt that person I wouldn't choose that.",
"Similarly, nobody wishes to be poor, but that doesn't mean we can have everybody rich. Life isn't fair and perfect, but don't expect strangers to bear any of your burden.",
"My condolences, mad respect dude you made her year and life :).",
"Damn, it's dusty in here. ",
"Nice gesture, but God what a waste of money...",
"\"Thank you all for coming. Now if someone will just close the curtain there for a few minutes..... My wife needs an injection.\"",
"I know it’s heartless to say, but is he now liable for her medical debts, assuming she incurred any?",
"Hyperthyroidism? ",
"Are you a drinker? I sweat on the nights that I don't drink.",
"Don’t read these comments unless you’re ready to cry ",
"Stories like these make me want to never love anyone :/",
"You need to have lymphoma ruled out. At the very least go and get bloods done. ASAP.",
"> Cancer sucks.\n\nKeep kicking it in the nuts.\n",
"the American healthcare system ....",
"My brother and I have the same pact except with mental illness like Alzheimer's.",
"People are incredible sometimes",
"Wow I’m too fat to sign up apparently. :(\n\n[Sorry....](https://imgur.com/a/yCoZp) ",
"I wonder what's going through this ladies head https://imgur.com/gallery/1Y1lc",
"So what was wrong?",
"Serious answer to your question. It depends on how early it's detected. If it's stage 3 or greater, it has spread from local to organ system and will usually metastasize becoming stage 4. In many cases it's detected early. Cancer having spread to other organ systems is much more difficult to treat.",
"MURICA!!🇺🇸",
"The question is, was this just the ceremony, or did they apply for and get the license?\n ",
"Not to be a complete ass, but how much you want to bet that hospital is going to rake him over the coals for the unpaid costs of her treatment? Fucking hell, he married right into a mammoth debt, even if she does have insurance. \n\nI'm sure the hospital did everything they could to facilitate this, and it didn't come from the goodness of their hearts.\n",
"I personally know three different people with lupus actually. Also ferdinand Marcos the ex dictator of the Philippines pretty famously had it. ",
"[\"It's never Lupus\"](https://i.imgur.com/LFykB4s.jpg)",
"*What’s really out there* are countries where you *actually* have access to affordable healthcare. ",
"Yes, there are cheaper health care out there, but it's not cheap for no reason. Longer lines, higher taxes, and/or substandard cares + bribery required, etc. You are in a bubble.",
"It's crazy how that works. I'm in the US and my marrow went to someone in France. ",
"That's exactly how I feel. Congrats on donating bone marrow!",
"Awesome! Thank you so much! I was hoping that by posting I could get at least one person to join. I'm really glad it worked. :)",
"Awesome! Thank you so much! I was hoping that by posting I could get at least one person to join. ",
"Awesome! Thank you so much! I was hoping that by posting I could get at least one person to join. ",
"Aaaaaaaand I'm done with reddit for today :'(",
"The hospital now has someone to send the bill to..",
"You better get a move on, things aren't looking good for you.",
"After reading this I m missing my girl friend a lot and feeling huge respect and love for this couple",
"They are happy to have had eachother for even a minute. True love has a way of doing that, and I find the way the Lord works to be singularly inspiring. Peace and love.",
"Congratulations! I’m glad you’re doing better!",
"The standards of care are the same or better than the US. Yes, there are waiting lists, depending on your condition. \n\nI rather make an appointment and wait a couple of weeks than end up in debt because I don’t have enough money to pay for my procedure after insurance costs. \n\nYou pay taxes, because that’s what they’re for, to pay for services provided by the government. Taxes that actually serve a purpose. \n\nBribery is illegal, as in most countries. \n\nI have been to hospitals both in the USA and in Europe. \n\nI’m not sure what “bubble” you think I’m living in, but you might want to check that it’s not *your* own bubble’s reflection you see. ",
"Don’t drink that shit. ",
"Mission accomplished. I'll be sure to spread this around as well.",
"Well it's not directly cancer, the medicine she is on causes chemical burns on the extremities, also she has arthritis-probably exacerbated from a different medicine.",
"Ow",
"Me_irl",
"Let's just not take photos of anything",
"I’m so sorry. As a parent, I can promise you that I always think the best of my children. And even if I know they’re mad at me, I also know they love me. They’re not fully matured yet and my heart is full of unconditional love, as I’m sure your father’s was. ",
"> I’m supposed to be exchanging vows to her and here I am saying goodbye,\n\n~~I'm not crying~~ fuck it, I totally am. ",
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"What was your experience in the European hospital? Did you actually check in as a patient and go through the whole billing process? Did you pay tax there? And that's only 2 samples out of the whole world. Yes, you are in a bubble. But don't take my words for it, obviously. You'll find out when you've traveled to more than 2 places.",
"This Italian movie tells pretty much the same story.\n\nhttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_First_Beautiful_Thing",
"Thank you, so am I.",
"You can also donate platelets which can be used for cancer patients (chemo drugs and radiation therapy can lower their platelet counts) but they can help those recovering from surgery as well. We can recover them pretty quickly and it's possible to make a donation every couple of weeks unlike whole blood donations where you have to wait 56 days before you can donate again. ",
"Yeah, there is a sports presenter here in the UK whose wife didn't feel well, went to the doctor who sent her for tests, she was diagnosed with cancer (can't remember which) and **three days** later she died from it. Three fucking days! wtf?!",
"Things a pregnant woman shouldn't read: this story. Outcome: weeping. ",
"What a great family and a great man for standing by her side. ",
"I'm sorry... 500k? Where are you getting that number from?",
"Try not to cry at *that* wedding. \n\nShe looked beautiful.",
"Thank you so much for joining! ",
"It has nothing to do with co-signing anything, when you're married you're one financial entity as far as creditors are concerned. Marrying into debt can even limit you from ever having a mortgage.",
"Thank you! ",
"Thank you! ",
"Thank you! ",
"We're so glad to hear that! :) ",
"Awesome!",
"Thank you for saving the life of someone you will never know or meet.\n\nBone marrow transplants are one of the very few truly selfless acts in modern society. You save the life of someone half way around the world, but you never get to meet them or even know their name. And while the procedure is nowhere near as horrendous as it used to be, it's still several days of mild to moderate discomfort.",
"Funny enough even though I’m in the US, the people who organized my donation were at DKMS. They were totally helpful, accommodating and awesome!",
"My wife's a hospital chaplain. This sort of thing occasionally pops up. So far she hasn't gotten to officiate a wedding like this, but it's possible she could at some point. ",
"To the best of my knowledge, chemo and radiation are especially hard on bone marrow, killing or damaging it so that you cannot create red blood cells. When you have a transplant, the healthy bone stem cells of the donor patient replace the broken ones of the recipient allowing them to create new blood cells effectively. \n\nI’m not a doctor, so that’s just my vague understanding.",
"I think most of us have been affected by cancer in a tragic way, this let's us all appreciate that this woman was able to have a fruitful life and was able to accomplish and experience sweet things all the way until the end. ",
"Please don't feel that way. I guarantee most people who fall in love and lose loved ones don't regret it. It may be the most painful thing ever sometimes but the memories and joy and love can mean so much. My sis and I lost our mom recently and they were so close. She's been in a ton of pain because Sis and mom had something special and while it wasn't that kind of love they were each other's rock. It's been hard but I know my sis doesn't regret being close one iota. I know if she had to go through it again she would just to experience all they shared all over again. Love others because you are worth the joy and love and beauty that comes with sharing yourself with another. Please take care and be kind to yourself. ",
"Don't be sorry. The tears we shed are from the compassion we feel for you. \n\nAnd know that your dad did love you to the end, no questions.",
"Easiest vows he's ever kept.",
"Isn’t a wedding technically null if they don’t consummate the marriage?",
"Oooh, that makes sense. Ty!",
"I am about to get married and this is how I feel about my intended. I love to be around him so much but I know that there will come a day when one of us will have to die first. I think losing him would feel like losing sunlight. It makes me irrationally upset but also forces me to appreciate him every day that we are together. I can't see him for a few days but I will hug him extra hard when I do.",
"You can't inherit debt from family EXCEPT in the case of marriage. You very much inherit their debt instantly.",
"What was your diagnosis? ",
"Interesting, so I did some digging and it looks like we're each partially right. You can't inherit debt taken on before the marriage, but you can inherit debt that was taken on after you got married. In this case he should be fine debt-wise, since pretty much all the medical debt she accumulated would have occurred before they got married. But that is definitely something to consider, and really sucks.\n\nThanks for telling me that!",
"Getting married was probably a huge mistake for that guy because guess what... now that he's legally bound to her, he gets to foot all the medical bills. What a stupid, stupid decision.",
"> Used to be a symbol of peace right?\n\nIt still is.",
"I only used him to outline that he had the resources to buy a \"cure\" and probably be in the know if one was available, but instead there isn't and he wasn't so he went batshit insane and died needlessly. ",
"Complete bullshit. You’re brainwashed. If people had children and then neglected or abused those children they would be considered bad parents. Simple as that.",
"And yet every other developed Western nation has their citizens bearing each others burdens just fine",
"Heart failure brought on by Atrial fibrillation and Cardiomyopathy.\n\nWhat actually caused it is unknown but timing wise the problem coincided with me getting a particularly nasty flu which took me off work for over a week and then a cold about a month later. \n\nI also stuck to my fitness regime which, even for a healthy person, was considered extreme. \n\nBoth factors combined are considered to be the likely cause. \n\nMy resting heart rate was usually in the high 40s and seemingly remained so when my heart rate was checked but my left ventricle was mis-timing and was \"pumping\" (spasming) away at over 200. By the time I got administered to hospital my heart function was at around 5%.\n\nBP was fine as were blood tests. It wasn't until my GP had me do a stress test that the real problem was found. They hooked the electrodes up to me and turned the monitors on and before I could begin the test the techs had called an ambulance. \n\nI went to what's considered one of the two or three best hospitals in the country for heart problems and they gave me next to no chance of making it through the night. My lawyer came in to quickly write up a will but was too busy crying to be of any use because he's also an old friend. My family was told to say goodbye. \n\nLuckily the Doctors thought I was an interesting enough case that they called in some top guns that got me through the night. When I surprised everyone by being alive the next day after coding about 20 times through the night they got in even more specialists to have a look at me. By the end of the second day in hospital I apparently had half of the top cardiac specialists in the country come visit. Eventually they went down through my esophagus and gave my heart a shock to try to get me back into rhythm. Pretty normal treatment but timing it right when the heart is at 200BMP was, apparently, pretty tricky.\n\nThat plus a shit ton of different drugs got me stable. \n\n\nI've rebuilt myself since then but I'm under no illusions that I'm a lucky SOB. I shouldn't have lived to the point I did and I shouldn't have been able to survive *after*then. I certainly shouldn't have made it back to the point where I am now where I have 55% heart function which is in the low end of the normal range for a healthy person.\n\nAll of that treatment was free too. Covered by Australia's medicare. They literally flew I specialists from other states to help. \n\nFucking glad I wasn't in a third world country. ",
"I give this couple 18 hours, tops",
"Process to marry:\nApply for license (you are now allowed to.)\nHave ceremony\nRegister the marriage that was signed by the officiant and the couple.\n\nIf you don't register the marriage then legally it didn't happen. Usually by mailing it in.\n\nShe is at peace, and I doubt he left her death bed to find a stamp. Don't be morbid people!",
"Answered just then to another poster. \n\nShort answer: Heart failure brought on by Atrial fibrillation and Cardiomyopathy.",
"There’s actually a very good song with a very similar story. \n\nForever and Always by Parachute. \n\n",
"Same thing happened to a coworker of mine, he was 31, very successful, in shape, good job. One day he came in and said he felt bloated, he came in the next day saying the feeling wouldn't go away, he went to the doctor and had a tumor, ended up telling me that Friday he had cancer, and six months later I was at his funeral, it sucks, cancer is a cold hearted bitch.",
"Another beautiful post by gangbangkang",
"I hope you will. It's so easy for our fragile ego to take over though. Brush it off as a particularly nasty virus or flu, call it exhaustion from working too hard etc.\n\nDeep down you really do *know* when it's serious though. Men in particular tend to be in denial. We'll bitch and moan like it's the end of the world when we have a cold or a flu but then we'll go and do a marathon when we're dying to prove to ourselves (no one else) that we're ok. \n\nIt's a problem for both sexes but men are particularly stupid in this area. If you're one of the few that is in tough with your body and doesn't let the ego block you then I'd suggest you're already healthier than the rest of us. \n\n",
">Would the woman's estate be liable for the medical bills? Yes.\n\nGreat so if she had any kids they'd now have no inheritance. \n\nIt's more the fact that *anyone* is footed with the bill that's the issue. \n\nIf this was in Australia or NZ or the UK or Canada or pretty much anywhere in Europe it wouldn't be a problem. \n\nThe system in the US is broken. ",
"[Given that hospitals charge hundreds of dollars for saline that costs them a dollar](http://www.nytimes.com/2013/08/27/health/exploring-salines-secret-costs.html), what makes you think they *wouldn't* charge $500K for a wedding? ",
"There are some genuine people in the world. Can you imagine falling in over with someone and on one of the best days or your lives together when one of you proposes she finds out she has cancer. And whole most engaged people are planning a wedding and a honeymoon have enjoying themselves, she is fighting cancer. She knows it's terminal at some point. All she's wanted since she was a little girl she had wanted a wedding. Now if it wasn't for this guy, she would never get that. ",
"I don't think they check on that anymore",
"Yea, there are small \"tells\" that will let us know when someone is starting to decompensate. Not everyone shows this, some ppl will have a last hurrah and suddenly look better for 1 day, others will be fine then just crump, but most people will start showing signs and symptoms of \"not gonna be here for much longer.\"",
"A very heartbreaking love story, but how beautiful that he decided to continue with the proposal and face cancer together.",
"My husband has owned his own tile/granite fabricating business for more than 25 years, but 2 years ago he had a massive seizure, which resulted in a brain injury and we've lost almost everything since. We thought we were doing things right, but now medical bills have eaten up our savings and we'll be losing the property where his shop is located sometime this year. Health insurance in the U.S. is a joke. It seems we would have been better off just spending that money and enjoying ourselves because either way the end result is bankruptcy. ",
"Sh*t sh*t people heelp me waaaa :'(",
"you taking any SSRI's? one of the ones i took gave me massive night sweats",
"I think my dad thought the same, he died overseas in Hungary where he was living with his new family, he chose to receive treatment there instead of the States.\n\nI found out he had a week to live over Facebook by my then step-brother, and found out he died a week later by the same person again over Facebook. After that I cut them out of my life permanently and know nothing of where he was buried or anything, but I think he was cremated and put on some shelf.\n\nWhen I found out that my parent's were getting divorced I was upset, but when I found out he adopted some kid and was taking care of another family while married and taking care of brother (I was already in the military), I stopped talking to him for 7 years.\n\nI don't know how to feel really, I didn't really know my dad all that well, he traveled for work and was gone most of my HS years where I became a real piece of shit student until I met my then girlfriend (now my wife) and left for the military. He's dead and gone and I have nothing to show for it really, but both my parents made me this unemotional person that really doesn't care about relationships outside of my immediate family.",
"I’m so sorry. ",
"So does he inherit all that medical debt?",
"Any debt for medical services rendered prior to the marriage is hers alone. Besides doubtful this got filed after the ceremony. The officiant normally has to send in the paperwork before the license to be issued. https://www.bankrate.com/finance/debt/wife-not-married-to-spouse-s-old-debts-1.aspx",
"Did it for the life insurance. ",
"Some people wonder why I don’t believe in god.",
"((hugs))",
"I Fucken hate you cancer",
"Bittersweet ",
">We'll bitch and moan like it's the end of the world when we have a cold or a flu but then we'll go and do a marathon when we're dying to prove to ourselves (no one else) that we're ok.\n\nThat part got to me. For about a year I made it a point to jog three miles a day and one day when I was 2.8 miles in, I said, you know what? What's stopping me from doing six? So I ran six just like that and haven't looked back. I suppose I do know what you mean. It kind of scares me now.",
"I hope they make a movIe about this. Not because it would make a lot of money, but because it's a true love story, and sometimes love is tragic, sometimes life is unfair. And I think it would be a tasteful remembering of a couples unwavering love and devotion to each other. ",
"Another person saying thanks. I just signed up!",
"sure, but i wouldn't commit for so many petty reasons, \"my wife will die a week into the marriage\" is something i can't even conceive mentally working around.",
"well by commitment i mean emotionally attached. i drive the woman away before i can get to that stage, what i'm afraid of is actually giving a fuck about them and being attached. this guy kept up with that with no fear even though being attached meant inevitably seeing her die early. can't even fathom it.",
"Now take that feeling and stretch it over 50 years!",
"It’s been 5 years in February, still makes me tear up. At the same time it’s been a bit of a comfort, like, her last moments were spent telling him she loved him and would be waiting. As hard as it was for us to not tell grandpa, it would have been selfish of us to do that to him to make us feel better. He was already at a point where he didn’t recognize hardly anyone, so it would have just been more torture on him.",
"Hey dude. He knows you weren’t. Parents are magic about that stuff. ",
"Look at her. It made her happy. That's why.",
"It made her happy. Nuff said.",
"Sometimes shitty things happen. They didn't let it stop them. Look how happy she looks.",
"They've touched a lot of lives haven't they?",
"Pretty sure he had something to say about this.",
"Still, as a lady, I couldn’t do it.",
"She's still touching lives isn't she.",
"Nice.",
"So sorry for your loss.",
"I'm sorry for your loss.",
"As someone with some experience to this I can say that he loved you to the end and nothing you could say or do could change that.\n\nWhen my mom was sick with cancer I was beside myself with guilt over how awful I had been through her as a child and teen and was upset that it was only very recent that we had grown close.\n\nWhen I apologized to her when we were sure it was the end she took me hand and said \"all was forgiven the moment it happened\"\n\nI'm sure your father knew you loved him. ",
"I'm not crying, you're crying!",
"This is sad but well done to the man for loving her. I'm sure she's happy now.",
"Yup, had a doctor friend that treated cancer patients die of bone cancer before we hit 30. it was kinda stupid, the dude treats cancer patients and cancer took him. i'm still mad about it. stupid cancer. ",
"I hope you get to grow old with them and I hope life is easier on you! ",
"I don't mind. And yeah, getting sub-human filth to delete a 7-year-old account with 50,000+ karma? Feels great. ",
"God that hurts. I was told my father has a 50% chance of making it 3 years and a 25% chance of making it 5 years, that was 18 months ago. When he was hospitalized on Christmas Day while on holidays 3000km away I nearly stopped breathing myself. \nGood luck, and remember that every minute counts, even if it doesn't feel special, it is.",
"Great!",
"Nope. Rarely drink. Maybe 2-3 beers a month if that. ",
"Not on any medication at the moment ",
"I always heard thyroid issues cause you to gain weight. I'm 6' and 165 so not really an issue there. If anything I could use a few pounds",
"You’re thinking of hypothyroidism (not enough thyroid hormone) too much causes weight loss, night sweats, tremors, and hair loss.",
">Fucking glad I wasn't in a third world country\n\nLike America. Because you'd be alive, but you'd be bankrupt for the rest of your life. But, you know, best country on earth and all that. /s",
"greedy of her and a waste of everyones time",
"But it was futile, the point of marriage is to go into it expecting a long life together. She died and he is a widower without ever being a husband ",
"How could she really be happy if she knew she was going to die? ",
"I’m sure her knowing that she will literally be with the man she loves for the rest of her life gave her a little butterfly or two. If you know you are going to die then it can only really get better from there, right? ",
"You're overthinking it. People get married for many many reasons, including beyond physical m.\n\nBesides people should be free to do what makes them happy. Futile should have nothing to do with it.",
"A big, floppy dildo.\n\nNow, keep in mind that the guy she's doing that to was her rapist who would torture her.\n\nGood movie.",
"I'm 37 husband and dad , I hate cancer or better yet chemo more. I'm at stage 4 and losing my eyebrows. I worry that I'll get better than randomly get worse. I'm not as scared like at the beginning 6 months ago. ppl are the worst I'm not a tv show to watch. I get about 1 good week to feel alive then slammed with chemo for 5 days straight 24 hrs a day only because my body can take IT ... glad he had love in her mind and heart \"it really does feel great to feel something other than chemo \" ",
"I can’t even begin to imagine what you’re goin through. I hope you can remain at peace as you continue to fight with all you got. If it means anything, this stranger on the internet will be thinking about you. ",
"Sorry to hear friend. I bet she was already real proud of you anyway."
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"What are those giant tanks under the deck?",
"Really nice pic and color correcting!! Looks really beautiful :) congrats",
"Prob natural gas tanks for stove, heating, and laundry. Remote properties sometimes aren’t completely on the grid, having a truck come out occasionally is cheaper then running a pipe. ",
"exactly what unholymarauder said",
"thank you!"
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"All you did was photoshop 2 different pictures of Jon snow /s",
"The best part is the picture of the guy with snow on his face is the one who’s not Jon Snow.",
"different nose, different eyes, different cheek structure, maybe the same lips. You are gonna have to do a side by side of the whole face.",
"Pretty obvious ",
"I think there's a reason why no one believes you. ",
"I figured. I just naturally assumed it was the guy who was obviously not Kit Harrington. ",
"Ugh way to poop in my Cheerios guys",
"Your cheerios look nothing like Jon Snow. ",
"You can't be serious!",
"not really dude",
"Not really... They both have a beard I guess?? ",
"You know nothing OP",
"For years you have been saying that your brother looks like Jon Snow and no one believes you. Well, they happen to be correct. Differently shaped eyes, nose, lips. They are both young men with facial hair. The similarities end there.",
"They both know nothing. ",
"Anyone with a dark short beard would look similar if you do this. ",
"Don't come to reddit with a that weak ass post son. ",
"Which one is your brother? ",
"HAHA no no, the best part is that you posted this thinking everyone would be like \"Wow, no way, that guy looks exactly like Jon Snow.\" and literally no one thinks so. hahaha"
] | 18 | pics | I’ve been saying for years that my brother looks like John Snow and no one believes me. Had to make this to prove it to myself at least. |
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"They’re not rocks; they’re minerals, Marie!",
"Starting from the top left and kind of wandering around..\n\n* Soft 'file' (foot scrubber)\n* Vairous sizes of brass and nylon brushes with 1/4\" hex bases\n* Surgical sponge clamp\n* Folding saw \n* 2 5 round 7.62x39 (ak) magazines\n* 4 inch stainless block\n* 4 inch rubber block\n* Brass punch set\n* 1/4\" base drill chuck\n* Diamond file\n* Diamond rasp\n* Moroccan chondrite meteorite - 1 kilo\n* Canyon Diablo Az meteorit - 50 grams\n* Cobb curette surgical tool\n* Stainless machinist rule\n* Various dental and surgical tools\n* Jewlers loop\n* Rare earth magnate\n* Various tweezers\n* Raw open amethyst geode\n* Trilobite fossil\n* Large tumbled 'beach' glass\n* 6 Medium sized unbroken geodes \n* 8 Small sized unbroken geodes \n\nQuartzsite is a pretty unique experience, if you're at all interested in gems and minerals, flea markets, collectibles or anything RV related, you should checkout it out! Happening right now, only through January and into the middle of February.\n\nedit: splling.",
"two of these things are not like the other ones.\n\nPS: can anyone tell me how to do cool characters such as music notes or check marks?",
"the meteorites right?! :)",
"[I understand that you are a man that knows how to get things](https://youtu.be/jZnSplNlX7E)"
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"WTF kinda title is that ",
"Kylo Ren and his thiccness.",
"Your son is freakin' adorable! ",
"Thank you!",
"Are you sexualising your son?",
"My god, we haven’t seen a kylo ren meme it seems.",
"HHAHAHA! I get that reference!",
"Only you tho"
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"Album of the heroics https://i.imgur.com/dAu82cq.jpg",
"so I haven't read any news articles on this, so maybe this has been answered already. But I would think that this island is still well within the territorial waters of the country they are thumbing their noses at, thus still under the jurisdiction of the countries laws, etc.",
"Context/link to an article?",
"Who wants to be on a tiny island with a bunch of drunken dudes?",
" Here http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-42533927",
"Thank you my good sir",
"Unless they set up 13.8 miles or more from the shoreline, they are still under whatever country they life in’s jurisdiction. I’m assuming USA. ",
"Wait, is that an American drunk that contributed to this masterpiece?",
"Some fucking top-notch kiwi blokes right there. ",
"To anybody who hasn't read the story behind this:\n\nThese guys constructed a small island out of sand so that they could drink in public on NYE.\n\nObviously this doesn't matter, but the police commissioner basically said \"Meh, good show mates. Wish I had thought of that.\" and didn't want to spoil their fun, so he let them drink there all night long.\n\nSomething about that makes me very, very sad :(.",
"Usually this is the result of a specific ban.\n\"No drinking on Spencer's beach.\"\nSo the next year, everyone shows up with an inflatable raft/rubber ducky, and the city then passes the \"No drinking while swimming/wading\".\nThe work around is a small island, with table. Not at Spencer's beach (it's off shore), not swimming (has table).\nThis type of thing only works for 1 year.\n\nCities have good reason to ban drinking at beaches. The drowning rates are significantly higher at beaches where you can drink. Add in a holiday where people are binge drinking rather than just throwing back 1 or 2, and the risk for drowning goes up. Have limited staff tied up with drunks, odds of death skyrocket.",
"Anyone who has spent a day on a tiny island with a bunch of females?"
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"had to look twice. at first glance i thought it was a photo of a monkey that was framed lol",
"Monkeys are so weird. Can't trust them",
"Hahaha, nope. I was just lucky to get him right as he was coming out of that little cubby."
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"Dang I def had those cavemen",
"Your table is like the x-men logo",
"Waiting for some collector to pop in and tell you something like \"that Clone Trooper is worth 80 bucks.\"",
"/r/greendawn would have a field day with this. ",
"Lol! Cruella D'ville! ",
"Done and thanks. We shall see how they revive it",
"Give to my daughter who is now getting into all these characters. Or just trash them or sling shot them two streets over. It was $5 bucks"
] | 7 | pics | Picked up a $5 bag of action figures from Goodwill. A good nostalgia grab of old and new I think. |
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"You have to add context like this pic is from 1978 or something.",
"This pic is from 1978",
"Or something..."
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"The cow goes moo.\nThe cat goes meow.\nThe president goes tweet. ",
"At least that's what Biden-bro told him...",
"Well, he *does* have child-sized hands....",
"His \"handlers\" know him too well."
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"OP delivered when we didn't even ask for it. A true hero of our time.",
"Is the memeage of this worth the lost hours of work ",
"a worthy meme!\n\nlol i didn't expect this at all!",
"i think we all know the answer to that."
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"TIL about [Schistosomiasis](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schistosomiasis)",
">depression\n\nMe too thanks",
"Yeah, the snails caught my eye before the uranium. That is some bad stuff right there."
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"Such a lovely photo. \n\nI wish more parents as they got older allowed for photos. One days it's all that will be left of us. ",
"Nice photo, nice window light. I would love to see more of where shy is..\nI know you didn't ask for critique but I can't tell what the environment is.\nJust saying. ",
"Okay... Seems like a you and your mom thing ",
"Yep I agree I think more of the studio would give it context.. she looks nice but I can't tell where she is",
"Yeah I know what you’re saying. There wasn’t too much room to step back and I was concerned about going wider than 35mm and distorting the image. I would like to have been able to show her surrounded by all her tools and paintings.",
"Earth shattering photography",
"Nice photo. It’s a good example of what makes a photo look professional. Can’t put my finger on it, but probably a combination of good lighting, color, angle. It looks like a photo publishers or galleries pay for an author’s photo or artist photo. Also, it doesn’t look “boring.” Good photos are interesting and you get a feel of your mother’s personality and style here. ",
"Your Mum has such a wonderful, kind smile.",
"It's a wonderful photo of her. Just a small suggestion, since other people mentioned that it's hard to tell where she is. Maybe have her hand more in front of her with the paint brush? It would take it up a notch for an environmental portrait! She looks very happy to be posing for you!",
"Awh she’s so cute."
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"Hey MOMA. This is good modern art.",
"Terrence and Phillips?",
"Terrance and Philip do LSD."
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"While that looks great, I'd personally would rather have another round of sushi than cake.",
"What's the rice made of? Is it white sprinkles? How are they stuck together?\n\nHappy birthday btw! ",
"Wow their use of sprinkles is spot on!",
"And wasabi-flavoured icing!",
"That has to be one of the most well done cakes I've seen. Really impressive."
] | 5 | pics | My birthday is over the holidays, so I like to have dinner at my favorite hometown sushi place. This year, my dad ordered a specialty cake for the occasion. I 100% thought the waitress was carrying another round of sushi when she brought it to the table |
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"Amazing",
"Uncanny!",
"Astonishing!",
"Also the kid saved by Batman in *Batman Begins*",
"I wouldn't be surprised if that was the point of choosing him for that role/why he was written the way he was in the books/show.",
"Astounding!",
"Also likes ice cream, probably.",
"Asspounding!",
">\tthe sources focus upon his cruelty, sadism, extravagance, and sexual perversion, presenting him as an insane tyrant.\n\n[Sounds about right](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caligula?wprov=sfti1)",
"I can't go! I'm supposed to marry Prince Joffrey! I love him! And I'm meant to be his queen and have his babies!\n\nStupid Sansa ",
"It would be interesting to know if GRRM had any input in casting actors from the show, but if such a thing has been discussed in an interview, I haven't seen it.",
"Would be a cool movie ",
"And i just spent 15 minutes looking up ‘Caligula’ on Wikipedia and reading everything there is to know about him. You gotta love Reddit.",
"that evil bastard",
"Gleeson has stated that he based his performance off [Joaquin Phoenix's portrayal of the emperor in Gladiator](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WquIP0mDWLg). And I think that really shines through in Gleeson's role as Joffrey. ",
"Thanks for the info!"
] | 17 | pics | Jack Gleeson (Joffrey Baratheon, Game Of Thrones) doppelgänger: the young and insane Roman emperor, Caligula. |
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/r/pics/comments/7ns0d3/took_son_hiking/ | [
"To any concerned people. He was hydrated and full of energy. He just all of the sudden laid down and stopped walking. It was really funny. After a few seconds he started laughing. ",
"How can you stand like that while rock climbing with your son?! ",
"My wife is good at defying gravity... ",
"\"My name is ASAC Schrader and you can go fuck yourself\"",
"/u/Fritterzz, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No pictures with added/superimposed digital elements.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/Fritterzz&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7ns0d3/took_son_hiking/?context=10\\))"
] | 5 | pics | Took son hiking... |
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/r/pics/comments/7ns1v3/its_been_so_cold_in_new_england_that_my_cars/ | [
"I had a frozen clutch here in Canada. Scary stuff.",
"I've never dealt with it so cold for so long. I had to thaw my snow blower with a space heater before it would work.",
"Whoever thought it was a good idea to make the shift knob bare metal should be forced to hold on to it for a long tedious drive on icey winter highways.",
"well, it was me, and i do. ",
"You're the reason I have a metal shift knob in my car? ",
"First world solution to a first world problem.",
"I have some loose evidence that the last winter we had that was colder was 1918, so it's quite possibly the coldest winter in 100 years.\n\nEdit: so cold for this long, to elaborate on \"coldest\"",
"I'm hard pressed to think of a non exotic with a metal knob. I was just implying that this was aftermarket. What car do you have with a metal knob?",
"Honda Civic Si. Part of the racing trim look, really impractical IMO"
] | 9 | pics | Its been so cold in New England that my cars shift knob froze. |
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/r/pics/comments/7ns3ms/we_met_iwan_rheon_this_is_at_pineapples_island/ | [
"And he threw the Shaka!",
"Aah I’m so jealous he was awesome as Frodo.",
"Whoever that is doesn't look very happy. ",
"Punchable face",
"Girl on the left tho"
] | 5 | pics | We met Iwan Rheon!! This is at Pineapples Island Fresh Cuisine in Hilo, HI |
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/r/pics/comments/7ns7h8/now_thats_a_scare_crow/ | [
"That scares me but I wouldn't trust that to scare a crow. Those birds are fearless.",
"This is just a photo of the first lady. Where's the scarecrow?",
"Nah, they're fearless. They won't be scared by this."
] | 3 | pics | Now thats a scare crow |
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/r/pics/comments/7nsadm/recently_every_morning_my_father_places_bird_food/ | [
"cool",
"This picture is screwing with my eyes. How is this outside and not a hallway?",
"It's the villa parking and the way to the inside door.",
"Now you know when your parents have had sex the night before. ",
"\"I made a butt of birds for you\" ",
"This is great. Definitely remembering this one.",
"He must have fucked up real bad to need to give that level of apology.",
"Mr. Villa Parking, big shot. ",
"*takes notes*",
"That's a \"yard\"?",
"The brick pattern makes it look like strange carpet.",
"I hate to be the one to tell you this, but your dad is a birdfucker. \n\nhttps://m.imgur.com/gallery/E9eFm",
"How fitting! They look like a heart <3",
"This is incredibly romantic. Oh my gosh. \n\n\nYour dad's a player. ",
"How dare he have a better lifestyle than us! Where's my pitchfork, Margaret‽",
"No. Then it would look like an anus and be posted on r/mildlyanus ",
"so, the landlord hates your parents, got it",
"It's not just mornings, I'm guessing she has shit shaped heart during the day also.",
"Pitchforks? Sheer luxury. When I were a lad, we were happy to have pointed stick!",
"Strange carpet with roaches on it",
"No. OP just doesn't know what a yard is.",
"Corny AF. Must be a place where people with high tolerance to nausea. Like, they wouldn’t feel like puking after listening to the songs of Titanic and The Bodyguard over and over.",
"\"every morning\" which really means he did it once.",
"Bah! Pointed sticks, when I was a boy we were *lucky* if we had a sharp rock.\n\nThose boys that had those fancy sharp rocks fashioned to sticks, well I threw my sharp rocks at him I did. Knocked him for a good one to! Runty lad.",
"Plot twist: OP's dad has been relegated to the couch and is trying to get in her good graces!",
"Yards require grass. Your father has lied to you his entire life"
] | 26 | pics | Recently, every morning my father places bird food in the yard for my mother to wake up on this view. |
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/r/pics/comments/7nscno/anyone_loose_a_wrench_i_found_it/ | [
"How the fuck? ",
"Did the wrench survive? It might be under warrenty /s\n\nI make the joke because... ouch :(",
"Probably means \"lose\".",
"How does any native English speaker fuck this up? It boggles my mind.",
"Auto correct and wine. Shit. Sorry. Long day. ",
"Must have been a pretty sharp wrench. ",
"If you can dodge a wrench.... you can dodge a ball!"
] | 7 | pics | Anyone loose a wrench? I found it. |
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/r/pics/comments/7nseo6/i_got_this_cool_3d_printed_moon_in_my_hand_i/ | [
"Send me that awesome object and I'll be happy to trade you a ball of cheese. ",
"The real question is what kind of cheese are you offering? Choose your cheese carefully!! ",
"https://www.mooncheese.com/",
"Obviously, Wensleydale.",
"Wensleydale?",
"I’m speechless... words can’t express my feelings right now! ",
"You mean the moon isn't cheese??",
"Cheeeese, Gromit!",
"Those things taste like a cheeto that has been under the couch for a while ",
"Fiance got me the exact same thing! Such a cool light!",
"Got these for the whole family this xmas, they're so cool. \n\nI got one of the larger ones and marked off all the landings. "
] | 11 | pics | I got this cool 3D printed moon in my hand! I would rather have a ball of cheese like in Wallace and Gromit! |
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/r/pics/comments/7nshe0/heather_and_david_were_married_in_the_hospital/ | [
"Breast cancer claimed her life. You can read the story [here](http://www.foxnews.com/health/2018/01/02/woman-with-cancer-marries-in-hospital-hours-before-her-death.html)",
"This story stopped me dead in my tracks. ",
"Damn you op. Rip missus David ____?",
"OP got me right in the feels.",
"Damn, what a fucked up story / picture. ",
"What is the name for anger and sadness combined?",
"The last post said 18 months before her death? ",
"Hours, I think.",
"Angness",
"Hate",
"Bro...tryin real hard not to laugh rn",
"MY HEART WHY",
"Cancer is gay.",
"A marriage has to be consummated........just saying",
"cancer will fuck any sex ",
"Cancer is LGBTQ",
"....",
"Whew. That got me. Deep fam. That's exactly what hate is.",
"I know this may sound insensitive. But from like a taxes / legal standpoint - what would the pro's be to getting married like this? Would this guy get any tax breaks for being a widower or get a better tax refund the next year because technically he was married? \n\nSuper sad, super thoughtful, and you can tell it's such a special moment in their lives, but I'm honestly curious.",
"In the other picture she's wearing a bipap mask and in this one she's wearing a nonrebreather. So it's prolly safe to assume it was hours rather than months of she couldn't go without high concentrations of oxygen for very long. ",
"Depending on dependants he might get payments from the government. My dad received payments for each of my brothers and I every month until each of us graduated high school.\n\n\nI believe there is a different option to selected Widowed instead of Single on your taxes in the US but without dependants I don't know how much of a difference that would make.",
"Not in the eyes of the state.",
"From an insurance standpoint checking off \"widowed\" can lead to a higher rate (depends on state/company/etc), so he might actually accrue some financial 'penalties' as a result of this.",
"To those who downvoted, you were all thinking it",
"He's also now signed onto her medical bills. Her debts became his debts.",
"She died knowing that she was loved absolutely unconditionally. For all the sadness that she went through, there is an enormous joy in that. \n\nOh, that we should all be so lucky. "
] | 28 | pics | Heather and David were married in the hospital hours before her death. A sad but beautiful photo. |
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/r/pics/comments/7nshjh/i_see_im_not_the_only_hardcore_gamer_on_this_sub/ | [
"I like how there's a camera button next to the space bar.",
"It’s how I took the photo",
"I like how they even give you a keyboard to enter cheats"
] | 3 | pics | I see I’m not the only hardcore gamer on this sub |
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/r/pics/comments/7nsi0x/in_march_i_showed_you_my_weight_loss_comparison/ | [
"Congrats! Looking good!",
"I wish I could take my glasses off and lose that much weight...",
"Don't hate me, but your style improved as well. ",
"Are there not weight loss subs for these posts? And addiction subs for people talking about their sobriety timeline? \n\nEDIT: r/progresspics",
"Your father did an awful job as well evidently. I feel sorry for you.",
"Well done.",
"He was raised by wolves",
"Probably would have been an improvement.",
"My cat's name is also Joel.",
"Surely it’s time to add a new rule relegating this stuff to progresspics",
"I didn’t really dig into his history nor am I wanting to shame the guy but there are posts like this from all ages and genders throughout the day and it’s just not interesting; moreover, there’s a place specifically for them all. If this sub is going to have a bunch of highly-specific rules about social media and webcomics, surely the mods should consider disposing of the “formerly fat strangers” too.",
"Downvote and move on",
"True. But both parents are dead so probably not fair to critisize them y'know?\nYou did hurt my feelings tho so i guess its not all bad.",
"He's a natural politician. ",
"Either they didn’t teach you any etiquette at all, or you are too ignorant to have listened. For shame either way.",
"Oh, good, another one. Get this shit out of here. No one cares. ",
"Just a karma whore, eating validation for sustenance. Nothing to see here. ",
"Congratulations on eating and exercising like a normal human being. Hats off to you, sir. ",
"Did you get loose skin from the weight loss?",
"If it's your first meeting, why is the before picture of you in the same place?",
"You look great. Post another after running your 5th 5K.\n\n2018 goals!",
"My man!",
"Same room, different position.",
"Dude, I remember that road race pic. Congrats on the moves your making. ",
"Ty! It’s been quite a year ",
"For reference for you all [One year & 200 pounds later](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/60wsl8/one_year_and_200_pounds_later_i_went_from_not/?st=JBZA11ON&sh=feb454b9) ",
"Correct! ",
"Much easier to dress with normal priced clothes ",
"One year and 200 pounds later - I went from not being able to stand as a spectator to running the same 10k. https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/60wsl8/one_year_and_200_pounds_later_i_went_from_not/?st=JBZA11ON&sh=feb454b9",
"But it's bloody expensive to overhaul your whole wardrobe. And your old favorite clothes are now hanging sacks.",
"I’m looking forward to this the most if I’m honest. Health, etc is at the bottom, I just need some damn style and Big & Tall ain’t got shit haha ",
"Walmart helps in the transition and it’s worth losing the old clothes",
"My goal is to run the road race. Good luck! If you make it up the chain, please don't act like Bissonnette or pull the same shit Goyette did.",
"Wow congrats man your looking sharp,\nand loving the blue bic pen in your pen holder haha looks very high class sir.",
"Yeah, because this is what this sub is for... ",
"Did you just read what you wanted to read in that comment? They said that this is not interesting and doesn't belong here. I don't think they were looking for help finding your other validation-seeking post. ",
"You look like the guy from meet the Robinson with a puppet in his hands ",
"I think he looks like someone that doesn't get enough attention in the real world, so he comes to Reddit seeking validation. ",
"You really do look just like the typical city councilor, flag button... easy going smile... Please vote yes on fixing the potholes.",
"... please upvote my post and leave a nice comment so I can have some semblance of self-worth. ",
"Pot holes must be fixed!",
"Saying to someone who lost weight that they look good is incredibly offensive in bird culture. Take that back. "
] | 46 | pics | In March I showed you my weight loss comparison pics after running a road race. Here I am tonight after my first meeting being elected as a City Councilor. |
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/r/pics/comments/7nskrl/my_friend_has_this_photo_in_his_house_although_he/ | [
"Looks kinda like young Walt Disney",
"Pedro Infante? ",
"Maorí Pedro Infante",
"I think you're right. IMDB agrees with you. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0408626/\n",
"Bravo dude that's exactly it! Nice",
"It really does",
"/u/FoxMcCloud64, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not ask for general information or feedback. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/FoxMcCloud64&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7nskrl/my_friend_has_this_photo_in_his_house_although_he/?context=10\\))"
] | 7 | pics | My friend has this photo in his house although he has no idea who this man is. Anybody know? |
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/r/pics/comments/7nsnkh/this_pizza_place_tells_you_the_area_of_all_their/ | [
"Okay. But most pizza places I have been to have this. ",
"Freakin Dominoes does this",
"Don't go out much do you?"
] | 3 | pics | This pizza place tells you the area of all their pizza sizes and how large they are compared to each other |
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/r/pics/comments/7nsqvm/sorry_sir/ | [
"It's time for you to leave.",
"This is dumb.",
"Rule 1. That's a yellow card.",
"As they say,\n\nSoccer : A game for gentlemen, played by hooligans.\n\nRugby : A game for hooligans played by gentlemen.",
"Somehow it's hard for most football players to grasp.",
"Not true. I don't know where you're getting that info. Generalizing is a bad habit.",
"Ever watch a football match? The players come up in his face to debate almost every decision the referee makes. How the fuck can he run the game like that?",
"It's not every player. Pros got a job to keep and a bad call can end your career. Plus if the ref ***did*** make a mistake, it ***can*** get reversed. \n\nDon't compare two totally different sports. ",
"Of course it's not every player but almost every game. The FIFA doesn't do much to encourage respect for referees.\n\nAlways compare and improve. FIFA can learn a lot from rugby. Like using a video referee."
] | 9 | pics | Sorry Sir. |
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/r/pics/comments/7nst0u/yea_boi/ | [
"man somebody explain who this guy is",
"/u/just_jon, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No pictures with added/superimposed digital elements.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/just_jon&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7nst0u/yea_boi/?context=10\\))",
"I think it's a YouTube personality. The one that posted a video with a deceased man that had hung himself at a place notorious for suicide. "
] | 3 | pics | Yea boi |
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/r/pics/comments/7nsw5f/the_white_lines_are_there_for_a_reason/ | [
"really? reposting something like this? come on.",
"Nice liked it better when it was on the front page yesterday.",
"You are habitual reposter. What a weird idk what to call it. Hobby I guess. ",
"Ding the dog shit out of the white car and get in? Problem solved."
] | 4 | pics | The white lines are there for a reason |
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/r/pics/comments/7nswi2/jack_is_complicit_projected_on_the_twitter_hq/ | [
"[Source](https://twitter.com/angsebastiana/status/948414465589919744)",
"who is jack?",
"CEO of twitter, Jack Dorsey apparently. No idea what it’s about though."
] | 3 | pics | “@jack is #complicit” projected on the Twitter HQ tonight |
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/r/pics/comments/7nt34l/thats_not_a_blanket_our_second_daughter_after_11/ | [
"Why so many needles??",
"Cause that baby gonna get hiiiiggghhh",
"Twice a day to prevent blood clots. The whole year it took to conceive, plus required during pregnancy.",
"Wow that's crazy! Can I ask, was there something wrong? Or just couldn't conceive? ",
"She’s beautiful! Congrats to you and your wife!",
"Lord of the Stings! Congrats!!",
"Unfortunately sometimes it doesn’t happen as quickly as it does in the movies.",
"Oh for sure I get that! I've just never heard of anyone having to do it with that many needles is all. Was just curious (:",
"Creative way to represent the journey !",
"Can you please ELI5? I don't understand (sorry!)",
"Could have been the cover photo for Requiem For A Dream",
"Twice a day for 11 years?",
"Two needles a day, 1128 needles.\n\nBy my calculation, it's just over one and a half years:\n\n1128 needles / (2 needles / 1 day) = 564 days",
"I've got a similar picture of my kid surrounded by Diet Coke. ",
"I found [this](http://www.yourivfjourney.com/the-truth-about-clexane-and-fertility/) on the subject.",
"Was about to comment how unsafe getting this photograph had to be, but then noticed all the needles are capped, so... yeeah.",
"My wife had massive clots on her lungs 8 years ago just after we had our first daughter. The reason was unknown and she has been on blood thinners ever since, a tablet called warfarin. However this drug can affect the foetus, so she had to take a different blood thinner that doesn’t affect the foetus but can only be taken through injections.",
"Thank you!",
"Damn, good work!",
"Foetus, enemy of the friendtus.\n\nEdit: I didn't realize foetus was the British varient of fetus. I apologize for the stupid joke. Congrats on a healthy baby OP.",
"How come you did not choose to adopt?",
"Omg warfrin is such a bad drug. I believe it killed my father by weakening the arteries in the brain. It is literally poision, it is strychnine. The blood balance is very specfic and the regular teating is a pain in the butt. I would not let my mom go on it, she is taking Eliquis which is a mich safer alternative to warfrin without the blood testing so frequently. I really suggest you and your wife look into it.",
"Just adopt. ",
"Awesome! Thanks for posting OP! ",
"Eliquis only if the patient is at risk for stroke or a fib.",
"Ahh, thank you for the understanding. Yes my mom was going in for afib, but she wont touch that warfrin poision, to many people die from brain bleeding due to ruptured blood vessels on that medication.",
"I can't imagine the patience it takes to lay out all the needles like that. how long did it take?",
"Man, to think that I complained about needing heparin shots once a day for 28 days after surgery... that's some dedication right there! 👍",
"Is that Fragmin? I had to help my step father with injections once a day for almost a year. It was rare seeing that man cry but the pain from the bruising these injections caused pushed him to his limits. Your wife is a strong woman.",
"Pjx1 M.D. Everybody!! ",
"About 30min. The last 15min were more efficient after I stopped helping!",
"We were happy with one. Then one day she walked off a couple of step ahead of us and we both turned to each other and said “isn’t she awesome”. Then my wife said should we have another. This was the first time in 9 years my wife had considered having another. Plus adoption in our country is a crazy process. "
] | 32 | pics | That’s not a blanket! Our second daughter after 11 years came about because my wife hero’ed through 1128 needles. She is known as a Clexane Baby |
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/r/pics/comments/7nt4cn/madame_tussauds_new_york_a_good_start_of_2018/ | [
"Wait a minute... in a recent, prior picture, you’re standing on Broadway outside. Now here you are claiming you’re at Tussaud’s, allegedly in 2018, wearing that same shirt. \n\n It was 10 degrees yesterday in NYC.\n\nI’m no detective, but I think I gotta get me one of them shirts!",
"This is not instagram",
"Sorry my bad. I am new. Really sorry\n"
] | 3 | pics | Madame Tussauds New York. A good start of 2018 |
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/r/pics/comments/7nt4jc/driftwood_troll/ | [
"Way cool! Looks like something out of a movie.",
"I'd like to claim this name and pic for my first album I will never release, made with the band I will never form.",
"Crazy natural formation!",
"https://i.imgur.com/yLHptbD.jpg\n\n\n\n👻",
"Crazy how nature do dat",
"Anyone know if they use a glue or nails for this? I would think the nails would be too harsh impact-wise.",
"Or just screw it.",
"Is this Whidbey Island?",
"This is on Ocean Blvd, of the Coburg Peninsula. Near Esquimalt on Vancouver Island.",
"Ah. Just a bit NW of Whidbey Island. Cool pic.",
"No glue/nails required, the troll just go caught at sunrise. "
] | 11 | pics | Driftwood troll |
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/r/pics/comments/7nt7ob/a_new_year_calls_for_new_adventures/ | [
"Wow, german engineering at its finest! Drove all the way up, and not a single speck of dirt on it!",
"I like how the mountain biking is presumably the adventure, but the spotless BMW is in the foreground. ",
"Ha ha ha.\n\nDid you get the turn signal option package? I hear it's too expensive for most.",
"The new BMW by Subaru ",
"Is this subreddit for shitty ad placements now? Should there be an announcement in the sidebar?",
"/u/burhanhamzam, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must directly relate to the event in the picture. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/burhanhamzam&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7nt7ob/a_new_year_calls_for_new_adventures/?context=10\\))"
] | 7 | pics | A new year calls for new adventures. |
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/r/pics/comments/7nt8d9/the_hotline_between_south_and_north_korea_still/ | [
"That would seem about right. North Korea has been under sanctions since 2006, which I think cover technology. It would be tricky for the south Koreans to suggest an upgrade without breaking sanctions. ",
"And these are the ones who hacked Sony?? Yah, okay then.",
"For secure transactions, we still have to use Internet fucking Explorer here in SK, so I'm not too terribly surprised at this fossil.",
"I mean it was Microsoft’s best OS and it’s a phone. This actually makes sense. If you think it’s funny you are young and naive. "
] | 4 | pics | The hotline between South and North Korea. Still uses WinXP |
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/r/pics/comments/7nt8jk/dogs_who_like_to_hero/ | [
"\"Honey, why are you hanging that sign up next to our dog? He never-\" \"SHUT UP AND LET ME GET MY INTERNET POINTS\" ",
"Doggo looks regal in his red hero's cape.",
"Border collie and corgi mix?",
"Super Dawg",
"I am doggo,\n\nI am fluff,\n\nI heard him choking,\n\nOn some stuff,\n\nI went to master,\n\nI said \"Ruff!\"\n\n-pseudopoet",
"Lame",
"G O O D B O Y E",
"Also why would a dog refer to a child as his brother? I guess OP was going for cute, but it's really more confusing than anything else.",
"Lots of pet owners refer to themselves as mommy or daddy. I suppose it would be cute, except for the almost of it. I’ve got a 2 month old, and the idea of him choking or laying his head just wrong on something that covers his nose is the single scariest thing in my life right now. I don’t find this cute in any way.",
"Good boy! Yes, you are hero.",
"Why do babies choke when asleep and how to prevent it? I don't have any kids, just curious.",
"Most of the time it’s a pillow or stuffed animal. Sometimes they can even roll over. They’re pretty good at teaching this stuff these days tho. Bassinet with firm mattress. No heavy blankets or pillows around the face.",
"He is not the Babys fucking Brother.",
"\"Dogs\"? I only see one. \n\nNEXT!",
"sometimes dogs are better people than humans. for instance, they don't post phony made up stories on reddit or facebook for useless internet points. some may say that's because they lack the ability but i choose to believe they are just better at being human than the rest of us.",
"Boston terrier / corgi is more likely.",
"Not all heroes wear ca.....",
"Thank you. God.\n\nI get when people call dogs \"part of the family\". I get that. It's cute. It's nice. It makes sense.\n\nBut, please, for the love of god, stop calling your pets as kids or whatever. Its so weird. They're your pets. Not your children. I saw people refer to pets as kids and it was not as awful because they don't have any and instead opt for pets.. but calling the dog as \"baby's brother\"??? It's kinda fucked up.",
"Why is nobody talking about how shitty the dog's penmanship is",
"Neat, and cute dog, but calling the baby “brother” makes me uncomfortable. That’s taking the pets-as-kids thing to a new level.",
"True heros wear capes!",
"Listen, we don’t know what kinda kinky shit mom was into. ",
"Here we go with the cringy family references (mom, brother, etc) when it comes to pets.",
"I refer to our pets as my son’s brothers and sisters. And my husband’s sons and daughters. The dogs know who Brother, Daddy and Mom are. ",
"You people who think your dogs are equal to humans and make out with them on the mouth have a mental illness.\n\nEdit: Beastiality ",
"Cliffhanger there what happened next?!",
"You seem to really hate this. Why? What is so bad about Someone saying their animal is their child or baby. Certainly it’s not harming anyone. Is it just because it’s annoying?",
"No blankets at all for the first year. Lay them on their back. If they can turn their own bodies over, they can be in any position, but before they have that strength, back only. No pacifiers while sleeping. No stuffed animals. Source: former preschool/infant educator ",
"This is a repost; it seems that it originated back in Feb 2016 on some now defunct site called ShockViral.com",
"Not all heroes wear their capes the right way round. ",
"My ex girlfriend used to call her pets her children. I always internally laughed when she would go on about how she loves her dog like a child.... Then we locked the dog in it's crate and went out to eat. If you treat your kids like that....",
"That baby is huge. ",
"The way you write your H’s and T’s frightens me.",
"Are you sure? Looks like there's a fairly strong resemblance there.",
"They probably either don't have pets or never had a bond to one. People are normally scared, annoyed, and angry at things they don't understand. I'm not trying to be insulting.",
"But I actually like the look of that font...",
"I think it's because nowadays a lot of people choose having pets as a replacement for having actual kids. Calling your pet your \"kids\" is weird though, I agree.",
"> What is so bad about Someone saying their animal is their child or baby.\n\nBecause it's not a child or baby. Such people choose to be pet owners, not parents. So calling yourself a \"parent\" is a misnomer. A dog is not a child or baby. At the end of the day it's a dog.\n\nEdit: Dogstans thumbing me down lol",
"If that was my dog, the poor thing would become so obese from treats after that and would need a timeout from all the cuddling.",
"Omg such a hero dog! <3",
"Good boy.",
"goodest of boyes",
"Master got up, saved the boy\nScratched doggo ears, bought cape toy\nWas much happy, then she said it\n\"Ima take your picture, and put on Reddit\".",
"Classic",
"A true super hero :)",
"I can see a childless couple calling their dogs their babies. But a child and a dog cannot be siblings. It's weird and confusing. Mostly weird.",
"The hero we all need",
"The goodest of all boyes.",
"bro, go outside",
"a lot of salt in this thread",
"It’s actually suggested to use pacifiers while sleeping to reduce the risk of SIDS. ",
"It’s because they have no control over their bodies and are very delicate. The first year mostly first 6 months they are not supposed to have any pillows, blankets, stuffed animals, pretty much nothing inside the crib. \nWhen I brought my baby home on the first night he vomited and instantly I woke up up by that sound. It was an horrifying sound I swear I thought if I fall sleep he would die. The first few months are very stressful! So much that I don’t want to have any more kids. ",
"That's the same face my dog makes when it takes a big dump",
"what if they throw up in their sleep on their back? is that a thing?",
"Also A's and E's.",
"TBH it’s so common among my friends and family that I think you’re weird for being confused. \n\n\n\n",
"That doesnt really answer his question though. We all know the pet isn’t actually a child. The owner knows that as well. Like OP said though, it’s not harming anyone, so why does it annoy some people so much?",
"Added a couple more lines of my own to finish it off:\n\nI am doggo,\n\nI am fluff,\n\nI heard him choking,\n\nOn some stuff,\n\nI went to master,\n\nI said \"Ruff!\",\n\nI am just doggo,\n\nBut that's enough.",
"> They probably either don't have pets or never had a bond to one.\n\nYou can have a bond with a dog and not refer to it as your child",
"Perfect!",
"It’s freaky but supposed to be safer. Check these gifs. https://rednose.com.au/article/will-baby-choke-if-he-she-vomits-while-sleeping-on-the-back",
"I automatically dislike anyone that uses the term \"furbaby\".",
"/r/shittypenmanshipporn",
"Crocodiles and spiders can't post stuff either, are they better humans than humans? ",
"I'm pretty sure licking your face and making out with your dog isn't the same thing",
"Nice try, dog.",
"Hey guys! Look! A picture of a dog next to a baby!",
"Noooo....is that really how it happened? ",
"I don't think it's a font,,, the proportions on all the \"e\"s and the\"k\"s are different. I think whoever wrote it just writes like that. \n\nI dunno though. I also have no idea why I stared at it so long trying to figure out if it was a font or not. Even before I saw your comment haha",
"> it’s not harming anyone, so why does it annoy some people so much?\n\nI think it's because obsessive dog owners annoy people, and them referring to their pet as their child is another facet of them being annoying. That's my guess.",
"people use \"baby\" to call their SOs all the time, and we all know they're not fucking their kids (probably). what's the big deal?",
"/r/thathappened",
"Let him sleep on his tummy. Fuck SIDS.",
"r/petchildfree",
"Good boy. ",
"> SIDS\n\nwtf \n\nEdit: I know what it means. Hence the \"wtf\".",
"Yeah you can. But if you do decide to call it your child or whatever, who cares? It's not doing any harm to anybody.",
"It reminds me of the font created for dyslexics. \n\nhttps://www.dyslexiefont.com/en/typeface/",
"Probably giving animals titles that are usually designated for other people.",
"Invest in an owlet monitor. Well worth the purchase!",
"Good boy",
"Single stitch crochet blanket worked for us. I tested it by actively smooshing it into my face trying to suffocate myself with it. Never came close, airflow was always fine.",
"...rdigans",
"/r/ilikthebred ",
"Can they get gold point already??",
"Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.\n",
"The words good and boy/girl get tossed around a lot... this pup seems like the real deal.",
"Pretty much my belief as well",
"Sudden Infant Death Syndrome. ",
"Yessss fantastic ",
"Hence, the wtf.",
"I'm shocked by the backlash towards the use of the word \"brother.\" Lot's of irrational hate here. I'd be curious to know if it's a regional thing. ",
"#NO CAPES",
"That is the handwriting of a serial killer. ",
"My little brother grew up telling everyone he had two sisters and a brother. Two of those were dogs. ",
"> SIDS\n\nhttps://www.nhs.uk/conditions/sudden-infant-death-syndrome-sids/",
"Get that dog a steak STAT",
"Stands for Sudden Infant Death Syndrome. An unexplained condition where the baby dies in it's crib.",
"r/karmaconspiracy ",
"Got a source on this? Never heard that before.",
"Have you heard of Angel Care monitors? Brilliant piece of equipment that monitors the babies movements and alarms if no movement in 20 secs. Gives you an added level of peace of mind. ",
"Pullover?... ",
"Okay",
"Dogs are just the best!",
"I cringe everytime someone posts something as if the dog was talking. And what is up with owners having their dogs call them mom and being a baby's \"brother\"? Is this a western thing? I know people who love dogs like kids but this post and others like it is just on a whole other level of \"cringe-ness\".",
"OP is probably a /r/rarepuppers/ regular.",
"Usually if they're sleeping on their back, their head is turned to the side.",
"Not pictured: the attention-jealous cat just off camera plotting his next move.",
"The small floating \"o\" and the random use of capital H really bother me. ",
"I don't understand why you're down voted. I agree with your sentiments... ",
"In all reality he probably just had to take a piss. Mom is just trying to draw attention away from the fact that she propped up a bottle in his crib. ",
"Or even pants... The kind put over the trousers! ",
"My daughter calls our cats brother and sister. I did this hoping she would stop asking for a baby siblings. Didn't work. Names stuck tho.",
"I bet it's normal and silly with people one is familiar with, but gives off a weird vibe with strangers",
"I'd say quite disturbing and slightly sickening, not to mention I doubt the wife finds her implied zoophilia cute.",
"Is that a Boston mix? He looks it. ",
"I love it that this hero is wearing a cape also! What a good boy!",
"Looks like its lobster for dinner!😎",
"But some [experts say new baby monitors may be harmful, should be avoided](https://arstechnica.com/science/2017/01/think-the-latest-baby-monitors-are-a-good-idea-think-again-experts-say/)",
"This is why dogs are better than cats",
"It's clearly handwriting, my guy.",
"Yea this is just \"drama\". Whoever snapped this really made up a good story in their head didn't they? \n\nWhat was the baby choking on if he was sleeping?",
"Yes but we must be outraged at *something* today! What other sort of feeling am I supposed to feel?!",
"Shouldn't the dog be in the hero onsie?",
"lzones.",
"I'm not saying it's harmful, I'm saying people probably get annoyed when dog owners put their pets to the level of humans",
"Jeez, I'm guessing your dog ran away...",
" Literally Black Mirror. ",
"This one does.",
"interesting. is it not safe to lay a drunk person on their back because of the amount of crap that might actually come out? looks like the amount of milk they are accounting for is negligible. ",
"No, it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing!",
"I'm terrified of having kids for a multitude of reasons. Arguably the biggest reason is waking up and having them die in their sleep. ",
"It's one of those things that splits opinion. I wouldn't do it but I guess there is no harm in it. How far do you take it though? Meet your second cousin twice removed Mittens.",
"I call my parents’ dog my sister and say she’s my dog’s aunt. It’s obviously a joke, but I see her more often and have a closer relationship with her than my actual human brother, so there’s a bit of truth to it. 🤷♀️",
"Spiders are cool misunderstood people",
"https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/pacifier-greatly-reduces/\n\nI have a 1 year old, our pediatrician definitely recommended using a pacifier to help prevent SIDS when he was an infant.",
"/r/PictureOfText/",
"Neville rocked his in Deathly Hallows! ",
"https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/pacifier-greatly-reduces/\n\nhttps://sids.org/what-is-sidssuid/reduce-the-risk/\n\nhttps://www.aafp.org/afp/2009/0415/p681.html\n\nAre these sufficient?",
"Or the Snuza! We used that and it still (9 mo old) gives us peace of mind every night. \n",
"r/dogfree",
"I’m a dog owned by a lady who likes to make signs about dogs saving babies, staging a photograph, and posting said photograph online for attention.",
"Babies try to kill themselves through pretty much the entirety of infancy. Then, when they become toddlers they just get more creative.",
"Lighten up man.",
"Killer boots man!",
"Had a dog and a cat growing up. Never referred to them as my sisters. They were also never my parent's \"children\". They were our *pets*. We loved them and cared about them, but they were still \"pets\".\n\nPersonally, I'm not going to get angry when someone calls their pet a baby, child, or sibling, because that would be silly. However I'll sure as shit think less of them for it. ",
"Yes, pacifiers ARE recommended. No crib bumpers, no blankets, no toys, no stuffed animals, nothing in bed with baby. Always put them to sleep on their backs. No couch sleeping either- with or without an adult. ",
"Nice backstory. I'm sure it's all true, especially the part where she gave birth to a human AND a dog.",
"Wrong. I know people who only call their beloved pets their dogs/cats. ",
"Not even a wretched cumbox posts fake stories. Humans are the worst things in all creation.",
"And it can write, too?",
"they're worse, they're evil. \n\n\nbut they're still humans",
"Might have been coincidence that the dog barked at a sound and woke the parents up \n\nBut is the child sleeping in another room? Typically you want your baby in the same room, or at least have some sort of monitoring device ",
"Me too, except I do refer to my grandmother's dog as \"Uncle Pepe\" cause I find that hilarious.",
"Look at the baby, stealing the dog's thunder by also claiming to be a superhero. What's it's super power? Choking on stuff? An outrage. ",
"Does it seem to anyone else that this person is referring to their child as a dog also?",
"That's a human being and a dog. They aren't brothers.",
"That's awesome your dog saved your kid.",
"Monitors DO NOT PREVENT SIDS.",
"I would not risk going against the advice of multiple scientific studies based on a single self-test like that -- too many variables to account for, and the risk of SIDS isn't worth it.",
"same, except the one I dislike is 'furdaddy'",
"I’m going to step in on this one as I’m yet to see the obvious answer. By calling the dog and infant “brothers”, you are creating a sense of equivalency. And though I love my dog, and I would protect my dog as a member of my family. At the end of the day, my son/daughter are not equals with any pet. They shouldn’t have that moment of confusion at some point thinking that they are, either. Your biological child should be more important to you than your pet. And they should get to have their title and feel secure in that right. ",
"Monitors do not prevent SIDS.\n\nKids have still died with them.",
"Babies are obligate nose breathers until around 3-6 months. So, if something obstructs their nostrils, they can suffocate. ",
"I think they have different dads",
"Using one of these was the only way I could finally get any sleep. I was so worried my kids would stop breathing. This also functions as a normal monitor. The movement sensor sits under the mattress so there is nothing touching baby or in the crib with him. Worth every single penny, and their customer support is amazing.",
"The almost of it?",
"My parents gave me a \"world's best sister\" Christmas card from the pets as a joke. \n\nAlso I call my grandmother's dog \"Uncle Pepe\" because I find it hilarious.",
"[...rpaccio!](https://www.belovedshirts.com/products/human-meat-suit-hoodie)",
"What if you don't have an owl?",
"Shit. That dog has earned the right to wear a cape and get belly rubs for the rest of his life.",
"True story: I had undiagnosed sleep apnea as a baby, and my mom found out because our cat was in my room and wouldn't stop howling. She walked in to shoo him and saw I wasn't breathing, so he basically saved my life.",
"\"brother\" \"mom\". Wow, this family's got some kinky secrets.",
"Thank you for your feedback. ",
"Dog's face & ears be sayin': \"... 'cause that's how my kind rolls. Now and Forever.\"",
"\"Dogs aren't a part of the family, they're part of *you*.\" \n\n- Tom Hanks",
"> implied zoophilia\n\noh *please*...quit projecting your uncontrollable lust.",
"Ugh",
"It's crazy how many people I still see use crib bumpers. Even the mesh one are supposed to be bad.",
"Wow, that's cringey. ",
"I duno where it comes from, but I'm from the UK, and find it cringey and a bit disturbing. \nJust to clarify, I find people calling themselves their pet's parents, and calling their pets siblings to their kids cringey - not the UK. Although, yeah, I guess, I do find the UK cringe inducing at the moment also.",
"Obsessive people owners (obsessive parents) annoy people too. Anyone who is obsessed gets annoying but there are plenty of people who aren't obsessive who refer to their pets as their kids. It doesn't mean they actually think of them as children but that they look after them, love them and raise them.",
"creepy is the word.",
"...ndwiches!",
"why would you post this? OP is literally admitting that the dog is a better parent. lol",
"Gimme that booze you little pumpkin pie hair cutted freak",
"The capital H just means doggo saved baby Jesus. ",
"Colby was a case of incest too? The story just keeps getting worse and worse.",
"Completely agree, worth every penny. I was sceptical at first re: sensitivity, false alarms etc. But the technology seems sound. ",
"You're right, he's just a normal brother. A Fucking-brother at that age would be weird. Even moreso when it's interspecies.",
"Holy shit. This font makes things a million times easier for me to read. \n\n\nDoes that mean something ",
"Booooo!",
"Maybe he’s one of the #blessed few better at cursive. Wish he could have helped me out...",
"lol. pretty much guaranteed.",
"hero is not a verb. ",
"SIDS is just choking... I don't see how that would reduce the risk.",
"I didn't know babies can tell when a dog is choking! ",
">dog's penmanship\n\npendogship",
"Fire Capers, oh wait...",
"Gchkkk... gchkkkkkkk..... Get the hell outta here ....",
"Just choking really, the infant doesn't just suddenly die",
"Let the downvotes flow through you. My dad's was very poor growing up and he was fed the same amount of food as the dogs. Sometimes less. Messed up to say the least. Pets are pets. Humans are people. ",
"I thought it was hospital speak for, \"the parents let the baby die on accident\".",
"Not all heros wear capes...but this one does",
"There is this crazy thing call sids.... babies sometimes just stop breathing when they are babies. It’s scary af.",
"SIDS is NOT choking. Choking is choking. SIDS is unexplained. ",
"I need to know more about this story or I’m just going to believe it’s another owner grossly exaggerating a coincidence.",
"Are you suggesting the dog did not write this sign and post it on the wall?",
"It could be. Cultural divisions definitely exist, it could be an area by area sort of thing.",
"\"Hey where's that cute dog of yours, dude?\"\n\n*autistic screeching*",
"Did you find it frustrating to get used to? We're having our first this year and I've been reading about the Angel Care and the biggest complain seems to be that you have to turn it off every time you get baby out of bed. I dunno, when I'm running on almost no sleep feeding in the middle of the night, I worry I won't even remember and will just get so frustrated that I throw it away. Definitely interested in hearing people's experiences with them and caring for a newborn. I've been looking into the owlet sock as maybe another option?",
"People who talk about their dogs as if they were their children freak me out. I actively avoid people like that.",
"it's not\n",
"As a future father, this terrifies me. No wonder I hear people never sleep with a infant. Not hearing my kid choking death... fuuuuck. Didn't know this was possible too. \n\nEdit: Who the fuck down-votes me for saying the possibility of a child chocking without being able to hear it is terrifying? ",
"Probably. Ever been tested for dyslexia?",
"The idea is harming society as a whole. Godspeed if you want to give your dog it's own room and pass your inheritance to it, but it not the same as a child. ",
"Until you get multiple false alarms in the night because the kid moved off the sensor and you finally disable rhe sensor at 3 am, not that that ever happened. ",
"hey, maybe they've seen some shit and are brothers in arms",
"You are unfortunately uninformed regarding this topic. ",
"That is a thing! My middle had horrible reflux and it happened a couple times. Luckily for me, I sleep super light and the gurgling woke me up. With our youngest, we bought an angel care monitor- anyone with newborn anxiety should get one. I still didn’t sleep heavily, but it did bring some comfort. ",
"You are supposed to lay a drunk person on their side ",
"Memes can’t melt steel beams",
"Also, young fluid fed babies like this don't really die from choking. It can sound uncomfortable and even scary, but they spit up the fluids eventually. They aren't and definitely shouldn't even be eating anything that could completely block their airway at this age. \n\nSource: I've got a 6 month old that spits up all the time and have done tons of research on the subject.",
"/r/dogsbeingbros",
"/r/greenbaypackers is leaking...it's ok, he can't hurt us anymore. ",
"Nature wants to rid us of disgusting wrinkled homunculi. But for some reason we keep saving them.",
"And now you see him in his congratulatory bib as he prepares to consume his prize",
"right. so why is it not safe for a baby? those diagrams show that a baby will lose the ability to breathe if laid on the side.",
"Yeah, I mean, why would you want to talk to someone that’s able to love another living being like any other family member? They must be awful. /s",
"I LOVE BURSTING INTO TEARS AT WORK, THANKS!",
"Watch this boy grow up to do great things!",
"Really? We're about two weeks out from baby #1, and I'm pretty sure our hospital recommends not using paci's at all. \n\nEDIT: Oh! He had a question! Quick, someone down vote him! ",
"They both have the same mommy! You should hear what she calls the *other* dog. ",
"Dogs are equal to humans and I enjoy making out with mine. ",
"People are quick to dismiss but every time my aunt's blood sugar drops in the night the dogs wake her up before her glucose alarm. Shit does happen occasionally",
"He'll get a barf of honor for this. ",
"*its crib",
"And why the fuck does the baby get a \"Mom's super hero\" onesie, when all it did was choke?! \n\nThis is a fucking outrage!",
"Sure they are. Not legally but practically they are. One is just adopted and furrier. Big deal.",
"that's pretty cool. ",
" you are a grape",
"Good Boy!",
"rip spiderbro.",
"Yeah... You're placing pets and children on the same \"level\", I find that degrading for the children.",
"Not all heroes wear their capes the right way round.\n\n",
"My mom use to say that she always wake up just in time...it is like a sixth sense that is a gift given by Our Lady Virgin Mary...\nWell, God work in many aways, including a smart dog as a tool for a truely miracle!",
"I mean you can be pessimist and say it is fake (admittedly that is the most realistic option) or you can be optimist and say its real (the more unrealistic).",
"No but I can read...it just takes me a while ",
"my... brother? Jesus Christ...",
"r/nothingeverhappens",
"I like grapes. ",
">Not all heroes wear cats....\n\n",
"Slurpees?",
"Ah, the old \"able to love another being\" nonsense while completely overlooking the fact that someone thinks a dog is a human. Sure you can have a dog as a beloved family member but he's not a brother or sister. Anybody that thinks they are is borderline insane.",
"How can you ever thank this dog enough? That’s so amazing. Wait until that lil baby grows up and finds out his best friend saved his life. Amazing. ",
"My infant does spit up sometimes when I put him down for a nap but he turns his head to the right so it just dribbles out",
"This qualifies as shitty?",
"No, referring to your dogs as your human son's brothers is cringey. ",
"My god, you're right! I'm so glad you were here to point that out!",
"I wonder if the redditor is just making this up to gain upvotes ",
"Well that’s because you’re an asshole. How in the world could you think that’s a ed flag of mental illness? Millions of people call their pets their children because they love them like one. They’ve basically adopted another living being and feed it and take care of it and raise it and try to ensure it has a good life. 99% know they’re not actually their children but there is zero wrong with loving an animal. There’s far more wrong with someone who thinks the mass of their brain makes them so superior to other mammals that they don’t matter.",
"Tic tac, sir? ",
"I'm just here to say I share your sentiment.\n\nDamn retards calling themselves mommy/daddy to a dog!\n\n1 downvote = 1 retard. HELP YOURSELVES!",
"It’s recommended to wait on using them if you plan on breastfeeding. Some believe it can lead to nipple confusion. But I have posted reputable sources below that state how pacifier usage can help reduce the risks of SIDS. ",
"Ya but those dogs are trained to do that.\n\n(You can also adjust the sensitivity of a glucose meter to go off at any level)",
"It's a shame god evidently chose not to save the other thousands of babies who die of SIDS per year.",
"You should ask your primary physician about it next time you get seen. They probably won't be able to diagnose you but they'll get you on the right track. \n\nA buddy of mine has dyslexia and he says the same thing. He can read anything, it just takes him quite a bit longer than me or someone else, and he might mix up a word here or there which can affect his understanding of the text.",
"I think that's something else entirely...",
"This is the most real thing I have ever read. My youngest would always try to bury his head whenever he was sleeping, I guess he found it comforting? Once I was out of the woods with that, we were at the mall right after he turned 2, and I swear all I did was take my eye off him to SWIPE my card (chip reader not working luckily) and I turn back and he's not there. I then hear his giggle, but this time it was different. The sound wasn't coming from the normal direction (ground level), it was higher...normal ear level. Oh look, baby A is halfway up this weird wall/divider that had a bunch of holes in it and wasn't the most secure. In a matter of 15 seconds he was half way up it. I bought a rocks and ropes membership for him after that. No more climbing walls in public.",
"I was just replying to another one of your posts. They do not legitimately think the dog is a human. You’re just too dense to understand that and are assigning a mental illness to everyone because of your own lack of empathy and understanding. THAT’S crazy.",
"If you’re breastfeeding, it’s recommended after your milk is in and breastfeeding has been well established. ",
"You’ll keep your mouth shut if you know what’s good for ya buddy",
"We used one of those for awhile and hated it. Nothing like getting up half asleep in the middle of the night for a feeding or whatever, getting the kid out of the crib and having the damn thing start screaming because you forgot to turn it off.",
"Cause it feels like facebook.",
"You will forget to switch it off, I guarantee it :). It's a sobering experience, but it'll get rarer and rarer. On the device that sits near the baby, you press and hold a button for a few seconds. That then pauses the system and a beep plays out of the monitor unit every 10 secs. That beep is annoying, but obviously serves a purpose. Best thing to do is switch both off until ready to put the baby down again. \n\nCan't speak on any other options, I was recommended this by a friend and didn't really look at any other similar products. \n\nEDIT: Forgot to mention. You get a warning beep at 15 secs before the full alarm goes off 20 secs",
"COME ON PEOPLE, GO GO GO!",
"I had exactly that problem. Was constantly forgetting to turn it off in the middle of the night while half asleep and the thing would start screaming just as I was sitting down with the kid. It ended up in the closet.",
"The goodest of bois.",
"I used to think so but SIDS is weird. It’s like the babies brain and systems are still developing and sometimes they crash and go offline and they stop breathing. Supposedly certain sleeping positions and exercises seem to reduce the reduce the risk but there are stories of this happening while the baby is awake and playing with the parents too. It’s so crazy.",
"I'd say it's a small price to pay for the few times it happens. But I get what we mean, it's jarring being woken up by the alarm. ",
"Wtf...why do people akin animals to humans....my brother....wtf",
"Check out sids.org. There's a lot of good information there. I used pacis with both of mine and I've had no issues weaning them off. Just watch out for them chewing through them when they start getting teeth, once the nipple is broken, throw it. ",
"And why does the kid get a superhero onesie. Superheroes don’t need rescuing. ",
"Dude as a newish father...son just turned two... the whole choking thing terrifies me, it's really the only fear or worry I have when it comes to my guys safety....wish my dogs were better, they are essentially cat dogs, neither of the two can fetch, they hate swimming, they like to lay and cuddle all over you, one never barks..like never... the other only wants to bark at super random and inconveint times, one is a gimp with bad hips the other is just lazy anyways.... they really are terrible dogs at being dogs...they likely wouldn't let me know if my house was getting robbed while I was a sleep much less anything like this...\n\nI love them though, like I said they are both cuddle beasts.... ones a retriver and malamute mix a \"McKenzie river malamute\" the other is a chow,huskie,GSD mix that we found wondering the woods after she was either apparently beaten or hit by a car, we're guessing the former due to her being scared of people holding things....like anything in your hand is scary to her, biggest sweetie that loves to cuddle with me is still scared of me and anyone else when they are walking around with something in their hands , kinda sad, her hips were broken when she was a puppy so she limps and hops around everywhere...she has fun though but still sad...",
"Crap. As a kid I used to read a ton though. Is this something that can manifest later in life? I don't remember having issues before ",
"r/nothingeverhappens",
"Plot twist: the sign is from the baby ",
"Cat probably gave you sleep apnea and was celebrating before your mom fucked it up. ",
"So if you don’t give your kid a pacifier, they might just inexplicably drop dead? Jesus Christ \n\nEdit: I don’t doubt it, I’m just horrified ",
"And yet they still won't let me on the couch...",
"I think you need to beat Jad to get that",
"> Obsessive people owners (obsessive parents) annoy people too.\n\nThey get the benefit of the doubt because that human child is of the mother and father's flesh and blood though.",
" What did you do to help? Was it just like a pat on the back til he breathes? ",
"Are they trained for that? Because I'm pretty sure that's a thing service dogs are often trained for.",
"No, but they can melt hearts! It's real to me dammit!!!",
"Prose poem ?",
"The whole thing must have started with those weirdos who have a different outfit for every day for their dog and actually pretend like it’s a child, so I can’t help but cringe now because it’s become so common. And for the record I have pets. I’ve had cats since I was a child and I got my first dog a year ago, I love her to pieces and she’s a member of my family and my companion, but she is not my child and I don’t refer to her as if she is. I’ve never done it with my cats either.",
"Weird how with no context we feel the same cadence that leads us to expect a final 2 lines",
"Well there are others ways to help reduce the risk - you can choose to not use a pacifier and be just fine. The sucking motion helps keep the baby from sleeping too deeply and the brain “forgetting” to breathe. ",
"my son likes to think of the dog as his brother, to each their own ",
"Yeah, I agree. I love dogs and all, but don't fucking call them your kids. That's just not what they are.",
"They should wear matching outfits for the rest of the dog’s life. That’s a good boy right there.",
"I quite like that one, actually",
"> I doubt you are an owner of dogs, or ever have been.\nI haven't, but I have family members who are and they don't do that either, but at the same time I wouldn't equate my pet's life as being equal to my sister's life",
"It is right to think whatever you want ... the freedom to expose an opinion has only limit in respect to the beliefs of others.\r\n\r\nOn this occasion, I'm ashamed of you ... it is very sad that someone think own self so important and intelligent, on top of everything, including God, to judge what life is worth more!\r\n\r\nAnd if you don't have a purpose in this life, why are you still alive, in place of those poor unfortunates babies?",
"Those capital H's. Gah. Also, a pet dog being a baby's \"brother\" is hella weird.",
"Last week it was my good girl Lulu who saved my son, this week your sweet dog! Keep saving kiddos doggos! ",
"...but \"brother\" though? It's a dog. One of these thing is not like the other. They might as well call the baby's diaper a babysitter.",
"Pizza is your grandfather’s calzone.",
"🎶 I want my baby back baby back baby back...🎶",
"Damn it.",
"Thou doth protest too much. No animal mouths near my face, thank you. ",
"Because people think that referring to your pet as a child is a normal thing to do. Okay, I'd take the baby language if you just do it for the sake of babying your dog.. but when you call the dog as a BROTHER to your own actual child then I think that is fucked up.\n\nTreat your pets as pets, please. You can treat a pet as a part of the family and be good to him without thinking it's your fucking kid. God.",
"The only “harm” cited is that they may cause false alarms. That’s a little sensationalistic.",
"Dogs sign their writings with a back paw print. I don't see it, so I'm sceptical. ",
"\n>What was the baby choking on if he was sleeping?\n\nSpit? Vomit? Have you ever heard of SIDS?",
"\"My Mommy needs those facebook likes so she created a shitty story to tell the world. Please like and share, thanks!\" Odds are she heard the baby choking, noticed the dog noticed the noise too and came up with this brilliant story for all them likes. Ya know, if the baby even choked at all. Babies choke on spit up, mucus, all the time. Flip em on their side, pat their back, and its usually just fine. I cant tell you how many times ive seen this \"story\" and others just like it. Well, at least they made it to the top of r/pics, they got what they wanted in the end. Poor kid, hes just a prop for internet likes now. ",
"What a hero!",
"Omg that’s the best. Fav new sub",
"My wife is also an Early Childhood Educator and it was such a boon that she has years of training and school on how to take care of babies.\n\nECEs are amazing and I'm grateful for every single one of them.",
"It’s definitely a thing. My daughter was born prematurely and had an underdeveloped stomach sphincter, which caused gastric reflux. When she slept or lay down, she would vomit, inhale her milk and stop breathing until I could pat/smack her back enough to clear her airways. \nI ended up having to give her thickener before every fed, which most of the time just made her vomit thick when it came back up and also made her constipated. I also had to sleep her on an elevated mattress and lay her on her side (all thing that are NOT recommended normally to prevent SIDS). She also had to be burped every 5ish minuets during a fed, to stop too much air being caught in her stomach, but it just made her scream from being stopped so much. \nIt was got so bad, I ended up having to sleep her on my chest in an upright position (also highly dangerous for babies to sleep like this). I hardly slept out of fear she would suffocate. She also projectile vomited in everything and was always hungry. \nWas a hard few first months, but luckily for us it got better with time. \nPlease note, we did all this under doctors advisement. It was individual to our daughter and is not recommended for other babies, unless directed to do so by a fully qualified doctor (preferably a paediatric doctor). ",
"I was about to say that here’s a situation where dogs are better than cats, but I guess not. ",
"!redditsilver",
"They discovered that some dogs could alert their owners like that, that's what gave them the knowledge that they could train service dogs to do it. ",
"Would be cool if they'd update it to include a motion sensor that would turn off the alarm if someone's in the room. I'd guess you'd still have people who are worried about someone breaking in and stealing their baby, though, so you'd have to make it optional.",
"My dog is considered my sister ",
"So adoptive parents can't say they have children? Because its not flesh and blood",
"Yes! My 3 week old wears her snuza every time she sleeps and it’s helped us reduce our anxiety so much. I wish I’d had it with my first kid, I barely slept at all for his first year because every time he fell asleep I couldn’t relax and had to constantly watch him to be sure he was still breathing. ",
"My nephew calls his mom's dog his brother and my dad's big lab is his uncle. When he was little he would tell the lab it's time for a nap uncle and wait for him to lay down so the nephew could us him as a pillow. Little older now but that lab loves that boy like he's his own flesh, so uncle lab is close enough.",
"My daughter did at 8 days old. I had to call 911 but got her breathing again before the ambulance got here. Thank you, bulb syringe.",
"Whoops. Not as funny as I thought it was. ",
"It stole his breath! Just like grandma warned me about!",
"I think the point was that the dog(s) WEREN'T trained for it. ",
"What’s wrong with referring to the dog that way? I honestly don’t get the negativity in this thread. Most dog owners prefer to think of their dogs as part of the family. Since the English language isn’t equipped with dog-relation to person words it makes sense that folks borrow People-relation words. I think the karma grab with this sign and photo is a bit much but the phrase “brother” for a dog when you have a small child is unremarkable. Folks need to take a chill pill.",
"❤ ",
"So it maybe? started in a weird place (you're *assuming*) so it can't evolve from there. I know plenty of people who are perfectly normal and every now and again they refer to their dogs as their kids. Just because some people don't do it, doesn't mean it's a big deal that some do",
"This was completely incoherent. ",
"Now hoomans giv me \nLots of luff",
"I don't care if they baby their dog. Baby-fying stuff is OK to me. You can tell your dog or cat or hamster or whatever \"aww look my little baby, you're so cute, i love my little baby\" and I wouldn't think of it. It is the fact when people call it **a child** that makes me feel sick.. or a fucking BROTHER. This has been the first time that I saw someone refer to a dog as **a baby's brother.**\n\nUgh. God. Fuck.",
"I have both a dog and a cat now, and I think they're equally awesome :) ",
"riiiiiiiiiibs",
"You're right, they're way better than a child.",
"^ Avoiding.",
"It's not \"baby\" part that bothers me. It's the \"child\" or \"brother\" part.\n\nHow would you feel if your SO called you \"my child\" (not as a joke)?",
"I was unaware that sleep apnea kills. I thought the person stops breathing due to the muscles in the throat becoming lax and stopping air flow, and after a short while of no breathing, the brain detects the increased CO2 conc in the blood stream, partially wakes the person, which causes said throat muscles to become taut again, allowing breathing to resume. Rinse, repeat xthe whole night.",
"They have floppy tracheas that are prone to collapsing plus poor neck control so it’s easy for them to get in the wrong position and just cut off their own airway.",
"I have a buddy that happened to. Was some sad shit, mom was home and he went to the store after putting kid to bed. Mom and the other kid didn't notice anything and when he came back from the store he went to the crib and his infant had passed away. Haven't seen much of him since tho, they moved. ",
"Thank god she's an \"ex\", lol.",
"Would a long sleeve tee be fine?",
"Nah it’s designed to be easier to read, but you should get checked anyway ",
"My wife refers to our dog as her step son. My parents refer to him as their grand dog. To me it’s weird. I’ve always felt he’s more like my retarded friend I take care of. ",
"Ohhh thanks, it might be worth posting this in any newborn/new parent subs! I don't have a child but it sounds like damn good advice",
"Depends on the dankness",
"My kids are (nearly) 6 years old and 3 years old and I still hold my finger under their nose and watch their chests to make sure they’re breathing each night. So far, so good. ",
"It makes me sad this is a thing :(",
"My friend's dog alerted but the parents that the baby was choking on some kibble that she tried to give to the baby",
"Jesus christ, having a child sounds really fucking hard",
"> 🎶 Chiliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis 🎶\n\n",
"But why?",
"Sounds about right ",
"Clearly, you are one of the unhinged as evidenced by your reply. ",
"Good boy. ",
"I love cats. But I always feel like only dogs might come in handy in situations like this, until I read that comment. ",
"I grew out of it, but my understanding is that it can kill babies and small children. Adults are less likely to die from it, but it can cause other issues. I had to sleep hooked up to a machine for many years. ",
"Don’t you even have a argument to support your point of view, right?\n\nProbably just want to share the bitterness that should be your life.\r\n\r\nGo ahead, I'm still grateful for innocent life that was saved.",
"You know what your right. The moral fiber of Society is falling apart due to these irresponsible pet owners use of human to human relation words in reference to pets. Call Trump; we need to take action before it’s too late!",
"Barbecue sauce",
"Psst, get a cosleeper. It’s kind of a bassinet that attaches to the side of your bed. *It’s awesome.*",
"That's great and all but if your mom refers to the dog as your brother and therefore her baby then maybe he was just trying to duck out early.",
"I apparently sleep walked to the living room while I was choking/not breathing, so my parents could save me.",
"Good boy.. Walter White",
"Many cases of SIDS just ends up being suffocation, hyper/hypothermia, or some other cause. If you look up the Wikipedia article it states \n\"Australia and New Zealand are shifting to the term \"sudden unexpected death in infancy\" (SUDI) for professional, scientific, and coronial clarity.\"",
"Is it really that hard for you to comprehend why?",
"My mom refers to any dog I have as her “grand dog” even after I had actual kids. I think it’s cute and benign and my Labradork *loves* Grandma. 😊",
"It's a dog, they have that right by default.",
"It's pretty common to call things not what they are. \n\n\"Family\"\n\"Brother\"\n\"Daddy\"\n\"Tomatoes are vegetables\"\n\nLife is full of incorrect titles.",
"pendogship",
"I'm thinking /u/dickfromaccounting is the new /u/GallowBoob",
"If people want to do it, whatever, but the really annoying part is when people refer to me as my dog’s mom.",
"I'm more disgusted than anything else at the thought of calling your own pet \"a child\". Pets are not children. They are pets. If you treat someone like a pet, then you should call them \"a pet\". Would you lock your child in a cage, leash him when you go somewhere or neuter him because he starts humping all the visitors? If no, then hopefully you'll understand why I dislike people calling dogs as \"children\" or.. brothers to existing children.\n\nPS: I had pets and I have a dog/mutt I got from my aunt several years ago called \"Stray\" (because he likes going places) and I would never call him \"my child\".",
"Now I have more reasons to be afraid of child birth and having children. ",
"I think it’s called central sleep apnea? Some YouTube vlogger’s infant daughter had it and kind of died temporarily. Her husband did CPR and brought her back. Oh, right, it was JesssFam (?)",
"Just curious, how did she notice so quickly that you weren't breathing? ",
"Wow, that was really easy to read. Everything should be written like that.",
"Thank you. I prefer intellects.",
"Is it just really sensitive, so if the baby was laying still the breathing would be enough movement? Or do babies move in their sleep all the time?",
"What the hell man! It's the dick from accounting!",
"This situation is when the owner comes back from a long absence. My parents' cat always loved me, but I recently moved and when I came visiting after a couple of months, she ran away scared. Dogs usually jump on you in joy. ",
"I have apnea too and as a baby would stop breathing. My mom noticed in happening and called for an ambulance and everything, but was told it was fine and never actually got diagnosed. But apparently babies not breathing is no big deal so you don't owe the cat that much",
"Who the hell is down voting me? Don’t you want to know the whole story, too?",
"Mine are four and six and I check on them before I retire for the evening. Sometimes, one of them has rolled onto the floor and I kill my back lifting them back into bed. Good times. 😂",
"Clearly, you have a limited amount of brain power. If anything, you should be taking the stance that we treat all living things well regardless of the size of their brain. I mean, I’m not seeing what you’re offering our society. At least a dog is fun and loyal and has abilities humans don’t. You’re just grumpy.",
"I assumed it was a joke till I read your comment. :-(\n\nFrom the sidebar:\n\n> Basically, your dog sucks. You are probably not using it for hunting, or farming, or as a service animal. It is your living teddy bear. Your eating, drinking, breathing, shitting, slobbering, loud, stinky, dirty teddy bear that you insist others must love because \"What kind of a person doesn't love dogs??\"\nIn the same vein as the childfree subreddit, this is a place for those of us who do not love dogs and do not love dog worship culture can come to and complain about the shit we have to endure against our will. If you can't accept that, do not post here. You will not change any of our minds.\n\n",
"The fear never goes away",
"Get a cat to do that",
"Heckin yeah man! Some one had to! Fight the karma power man!",
"How'd you know you have dyslexia? ",
"Best good boy",
"For a choking baby lay them face-down on your knees or over your forearm. With the heel of your free hand give five firm back blows between the shoulder blades.\n \n\nIf the baby still isn’t breathing, lay her on her back on the floor and place two fingers over the lower breastbone below the nipples. Using your fingers, perform five quick chest compressions.",
"You're trying to put words in my mouth.\nAt the end of the day, that dog is not a human. It's life isn't equal to that of a child.",
"I'm just saying why people think it's annoying lol",
"> This has been the first time that I saw someone refer to a dog as a baby's brother.\n\nReally? I see stuff like this all the time from obsessive dog owners",
"Because it's dog.",
"Might very well be regional, for example where I live referring to your pets as kids or brothers and yourself as mom or dad would be extremely cringeworthy and an open invitation for an unlimited amount of eye rolls. Yet, it seems pretty common in the USA. Still makes me cringe.",
"WHO'S THE GOODEST BOYE ",
"Someone's getting Bacon everyday for a very long long time...",
">people owners\n\nThis is why I have a hate boner for pets being labeled \"children\". You call actual children \"fuck trophies\" and parents as \"people owners\" while referring to a pet as \"child\" and their owner as \"daddy/mommy\".\n\nIt's frankly disgusting and bastardizes your own race for the sake of another that should not be held to a higher standard. I would like to say that Darwinism would do it's job because I thought all \"dog mommy/daddies\" are just people without kids but this post proved me otherwise.. so.",
"r/Untrustworthypoptarts",
"Which one were you?",
"Jesus, you must gossip and talk about people behind their backs a lot or you’re pretentious and condescending to everyone. Super petty reason to think less of someone. I think that’s even less admirable than getting angry.",
"We panic locked down an entire mall once looking for my nephew. Police and everything. Exits blocked. Little fucker was in the store next to the one we last saw him checking out a life-size spider man model. SECONDS between “he is right here” and “we are going to spend the rest of our lives wondering who abducted him”\n\n",
"Fake and gay",
"!redditgarlic",
"I see it as \"child\" but never as \"brother\".\n\nSomehow, \"brother\" is worse than \"child\" because it implies they are related.",
"[**Here's your Reddit Garlic, Chief_Givesnofucks!**](http://i.imgur.com/dYGNvmR.jpg \"Reddit Garlic\") \n\n/u/Chief_Givesnofucks has received garlic 1 time. (given by /u/ThatTrashBaby) \n\n\n^I'm ^^a ^^^bot ^^^^for ^^^^questions ^^^^^contact ^^^^^/u/flying_wotsit",
"Formatted:\n\n>Master got up, saved the boy\n\n>Scratched doggo ears, bought cape toy\n\n>Was much happy, then she said it\n\n>\"Ima take your picture, and put on Reddit\".\n\nYou need to hit return 2x for a new line.",
"r/nothingeverhappens",
"Lies",
"I didn't put any words in your mouth. You said parents get a pass because it's their own flesh and blood.\n\nThere are also plenty of people in the world who probably value raising pets more than raising children which is totally their choice",
"Who's a good boy? You are, yes you are.",
"Super Doggo!!!",
"I think Mr. Pups (no clue of the dogs name) deserves the freshest deli bone one can find..\n\nWell earned and deserved. After that...give him another one. ",
"Yeah, and we were probably no easier as babies haha ",
"Brothers eh?!?! Highly dubious, though I would love to see the weird sex that must’ve had occurred that would’ve resulted in that baby’s Mom shooting a dog out her vag. ",
"I think after about 1 year, there isn't much risk of SIDS anymore..",
"it looks like the dog can tell that he/she is being admired.",
">That’s taking the pets-as-kids thing to a new level.\n\nThank you. It's odd that I feel worse about \"brother\" than \"kid/child\".",
"I didn't once call a child a fuck trophy. That's all you. I said people owner to make a point. Of course I don't call parents irl people owners. \n\nIts frankly idiotic that you take it so fucking seriously that a person who has absolutely nothing to do with you refers to their dog as their child. It's none of your business. Why get annoyed by someone else living their life. \n\nIf someone refers to their pet as their kid, that's great for them, let them do it and just fuck off and be angry elsewhere",
"That happened to us a bunch too but I could not bring myself to ever turn it off or I couldn't sleep. So much anxiety",
"Because babies are stupid and don’t know how to do anything right. ",
"What kinda sick person uploads something like this for internet points",
"There was a story about a cat that saved its elderly owners lives by waking them up when they'd left the gas on. There's some mechanism thats part of the fridge and had the cat not alerted them they'd have been toast. So yeah, not all cats are assholes.",
"This is kinda harder to read...",
"Dyslexia manifests in many ways, and one often self compensates for it. It may simply be that you used to actively read more often as a child. Generally speaking we all did.\n\nLord knows my highschool penmanship was likely my peek, probably haven't hand written a whole page since. Much less on the daily.\n\nKeep in mind that dyslexia is far more complicated than most assume and can result in you writing upsidedown and backwards, spelling words as hcus, perceiving b p d q as all being the same object (because they fucking are damnit all), but could also be specific to only mathematics skills for some reason and not really mess with your concepts of reading. etc. etc.\n\nThat font likely is just easier to read because it is designed to be as such. It isn't designed magically just for dyslexic people, it is designed to reduce similarities between letters (p q etc.).\n\nSource: Dyslexic, took until 4th grade to learn to read at an adequate level.\n\nHowever, dyslexia exists on a pretty multidimensional spectrum, feel free to do some research, may help in some regards. Specific testing for it is difficult and fairly involved, likely not worth it unless you are in specific need of assistance.",
"That word make me feel the need for a scalding hot shower. ",
"Yeh exactly that, even completely still it picks up the breathing through the mattress.",
"where is the dogs brother? I only see 1 dog in this picture.",
"A tool often used by media makers to help make sure you empathize with the party that they want you to empathize with.\nThe surest way to show that a hero is undeniably a hero and an awesome guy, is to show him hanging out and totally loving his dog. It's his dog",
"I ate my brother in the womb. Let's see who lives longest, Fido.",
"Amazing. ",
"I too have sleep apnea (kind of). Sometimes I just like “forget to breathe”, but as a child I never choked while asleep. Guess I’ve been lucky.",
"Fake post is fake ",
"My dad calls his dog and cat my brothers. And he calls my cat their nephew. Yes, he also calls himself my cat’s grandpa (this is his first grandkitten and he’s very excited). He’s fully invested in the idea of pets as pseudo-children, and he’s not the only person this crazy.",
"My son is 11, sometimes I still check that he’s breathing while he sleeps. I am also a nurse. I know he isn’t likely to die in his sleep, doesn’t matter. ",
"Maybe it all just stems from a misunderstanding then. People who refer to themselves as the dog’s “mom” or “dad” aren’t equating the dogs value equal to that of a human child. It’s simply just meant to be a fun gesture and nothing more.",
"Plot twist: cat was sitting on your face. ",
"Yeah but you’re so conditioned for that first year it becomes habit. I don’t do it multiple time a night anymore like when they were infants but I can’t stop myself. ",
"My brother (human) referred to our dog as his brother when he was a kid. It was cute. The other dogs weren't his sisters though. He just had a particularly strong bond with that dog.\n\n",
"I've got an 11 day old at home. Both of our dogs are in love, but the \"non-maternal\" one, definitely found her maternal streak. She sniffed out the childs smelly pits for us, leading us to discover that we need to do better at wiping the arm pits. She lets us know when the diaper needs a change. I'd hope she'd also alert us if she thought the kid wasn't breathing, because yes, as a new parent, that's like worry #1. ",
"Brothers? ",
"I choked on the Awesome Blossom! ",
"I hate that word sooooo much. I do however love cars with “I ❤️ my grand-puppies” it seems like such a passive aggressive way for a mom to tell her kids that she’s disappointed they don’t have actual children and instead treat an animal that they had to pay money for as if it were their child. ",
"So she gave birth to both a dog and a baby?! Wild. 2018 is gonna be a good year!",
"Your parents need therapy. ",
"I have 3 dogs and 2 cats and I think it's weird as fuck. I have family members. I love my pets but they're not on the same level as parents and siblings. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ ",
"Yes thank you. I have a baby due any day and this is good to know!",
"Babycue sauuuuuuuce",
"Because all the fucking baby stores sell them...like...wtf?",
"Good to know, thanks!",
"The Dog would do it regardless of its opinion of the baby. The Cat has a master-plan to consider.\n\n-Cat owner",
"Don't call your pets and your children siblings, you wierdo!",
"You’re welcome! And congrats! ",
"You are a fucking saint & amazing mom! Being a parent is so hard without all of that. Glad you both escaped unscathed. ",
"There was a time, not too long ago, when chocking on things was presidential. ",
"It was simply the ~~car~~cat giving a Modest Proposal.",
"wow nice",
"Not all hero's wear capes",
"I had an (untrained) Boston Terrier that has woke (woked? woken?) my wife up on multiple occasions when her blood sugar was dangerously low, made her follow him to the kitchen, and barked at the fridge until my wife checked her levels and ate something. It's not that far fetched.",
"People do buy children too. Adoption isn’t free. ",
"Planned on having baby in separate room from birth. First day in hospital, wife says she can't do it. We buy a bassinet, and she sleeps with us in the master, but even with the fancy camera/monitor/speaker thing in the nursery, you can't really tell if the kid is breathing or not. ",
"Babies are TERRIBLE at being humans. That's literally what it comes down too",
"Good bot",
"That baby looks swole as hell. BEEFCAKE!!!!",
"Nope, they're not trained at all. They're little dicks!",
"In this case the hero actually wore a cape. ",
"Whereas if you want a villain, show him with a kitty on his lap.",
"Brother? You've got issues... ",
"Every night just after the child fell asleep Farfles the cat would straddle him and wiggle his furry asshole all over the childs nose causing allergies and sleep apnea. \n\n\"Soon the attention will be all mine once more filthy human.\" He howled. Just then Mother came in and his plot was foiled! Yet for some reason she praised Farfles and gave him an entire bag of treats. Farfles respected mothers love of evil and peace returned to the home. The child still has allergies to this day though. Fuckin Farfles.",
"Might be your vision as well. I think a lot of people guess at words because they can't see clearly.",
"Now imagine your baby *was* choking, and your dog alerted you. How would you feel towards it?",
"I am going to be an asshole, but fuck this sort of post where an animal supposedly talks. It looks fucking stupid",
"That's actually by definition. Sudden Infant Death Syndrome only applies to babies under 1. \n\n\n",
"You can buy a small electronic monitor that sits beneath the mattress and sounds an alarm if they stop breathing. They are very accurate and rarely go off without cause, in fact they should be the first thing on every new parents baby shower list. ",
"Big gulps, eh?",
"I'm sure it just tears them up that you don't think they're cool",
"You boys been doin a bit a boozin? ",
"Good bot!",
"That cat sucked the breath out of you. They are evil.",
"Lol I know for a fact I was a horrible little shit to deal with ",
"One of the dogs. ",
"See Carrie Fisher.",
"Infancy? Try till they are like five. ",
"/u/RandomActsOfShitCoin 500 shits",
"Omg this. This is why parents are so exhausted. ",
"\"letting mom know the was choking in this sleep\"",
"I have a mastiff named Larry. He is a wonderful boy and loves everyone till he has a reason not to, at 210 lbs everyone is a bit scared of him but he is the most careful gentle boy ever. My son and his partner adopted a beautiful baby girl and Larry was in love with her from day one. When she was first walking about the kitchen she reached up and yanked the waffle maker cord, Larry stuck his giant head right over hers, knocking her to the floor but getting himself 6 stitches. I didn't see it but my wife was standing right there and swears the dog went \"owww\"",
"Did you not read the toddler part?",
"My friend has always had it, so I'm not sure on later onset. The [wikipedia article](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyslexia) on dyslexia suggests that it can be caused later in life by traumatic brain injuries, strokes, or dementia. \n\nthere are numerous self assessments online that can at least give you an idea of whether or not you might be dyslexic. [here's an adult checklist](http://www.bdadyslexia.org.uk/common/ckeditor/filemanager/userfiles/Adult-Checklist.pdf).\n\nin any case, if that font helps, might as well use it. there's an open source version called [OpenDyslexic](https://opendyslexic.org/) that is free to use if you don't want to pay for Dyslexie.",
"I too was terrified for many reasons. Don’t wait too long, I almost missed out on it. ",
"That's nice of you. My mom just kept shopping when that happened until someone with access to an intercom found me lost and panicking.",
"It’s not your brother or Mum nor did he write the letter, excellent karma whoring ",
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"A parent once told me that up until your kid is about 5 you're on a 24 hour suicide watch.",
"It gets better man. Mine is almost two now and I remember the phase of thinking everything was going to kill her. For the most part though, that kinda stuff is super rare and in general your kid is more likely to start using the potty by one than it is to accidentally suffocate on something. ",
"Cats, contrary to Reddit's opinion, don't want you to die so they can eat you.\n\nThey just aren't going to waste good meat either.\n\nThey do their best to keep you alive. But once you're dead? All bets are off. No sentimentality.... Meat is meat.\n\nDogs are much more sentimental, and aren't as likely to munch on the remains of their owners..... \n\nBut to use that as a sort of punch line about \"cats can't wait for us to die!\" is ridiculous.",
"I wasn't a baby at the time, but my dog flipped out and got my mom when I had a seizure on the couch <24 hours after I had brain surgery",
"Some doctors think that SIDS is sleep apnea....",
"happy cake day",
"You’re thinking of obstructive sleep apnea. Central sleep apnea is when the signal to breathe just stops for some reason",
"Eh. No. I find it cringey and that's just my reaction to it. ",
"I forget to turn it off pretty much every time, but I'm not sure I've ever forgotten to turn it on when he goes in. I turn it on, wait for the light to blink to show it's working, and go to sleep.",
"Reddit has a problem where a lot of users have this high schooler attitude of having to be jaded and cynical about everything for fear that people will think they're \"cringey\". ",
"Yes. ",
"Why can't you just let people have their happiness?",
"$$$$$$. If people want it they'll sell it. ",
"What's so special about humans?",
"Dog's just sitting there like: \"Yeah...I was just trying to tell them I needed to poop.\"",
"I modified a kindle with this font for my dyslexic mother but she doesn't read enough to have it be of use to her. I had hoped it would make reading easier for her.\n\n:-(",
"That sounds amazing. I wish I had that lol ",
"I was thinking the same thing. Then imagining how fucked up a sibling rivalry between a human and a dog would be lol.\n\nDog gets top bunk.",
"This dog borks for good.",
"Not all heroes wear ~~capes~~ pants",
"You dont need to worry about that anymore btw. Kids safe",
"I've had to do the drop to the floor before and I know every creaky part of the floor so I feel like a ninja crossing it.",
"\"my brother died when I was 15...\"\n\n\"Oh my god, what happened?\"\n\n\"Ate a pan of brownies.\"",
"😘",
"I bark for God, Exile. Who do you bark for?",
"Scary! ",
"Take some deep breaths, friendo.",
"Interesting. I had an annoying machine that beeped for years, so consider yourself lucky I guess?",
"Sucking back on grandpa's old cough medicine? ",
"Thanks!",
"I think she said I was kind of blue? It's been awhile since I've heard the story though so I could be wrong.",
"Tbh not that much! In fact I wasn't aware of this until some years ago, when my mother told me thinking I already knew. I didn't lmao; maybe this \"disease\" has gotten worse with my awareness :P",
"It’s one if the main reasons preemies are kept in the nicu on hr and oxygen sensors. Apnea and Bradycardia are quite annoying. ",
"Has awakened, or woke",
"they seem pretty happy with their dog and kid and probably don't give a shit what some guy on the Internet doesn't like",
"Fuck, I thought I was crazy for doing that. 7 and 4 here, I still sometimes go into their room to listen just in case.",
"Son of 3 years and daughter of 2 years here.\n\nStill doing it most nights.",
"Pets are not your children",
"Who am I to judge it's better than mine",
"Micheal! ",
"This is incredible. Wasn’t aware there was a redditgarlic!",
"Maybe it's because of people they know personally. I.e. my step mother who never had kids but refers to her dogs as her babies and puts the dogs ahead of me.\n\nWhen you know people that don't just use it to be cute but they regularly refer to their dogs as their kids it gets really annoying fast.\n\nImagine you're a mother or father of a child and someone you know regularly compares their issues with their children to yours but their children are dogs.. \n\nJust offering perspective.",
"Ha ha I accidentally step on a lego and have to stifle yelling out in pain. In my head, I think it’s like traversing a mine field.",
"Cats hold grudges, she probably was giving you the ice treatment for leaving them for so long. (I went to study away and the first time I came home my cat would just look at me super offended without getting close, and when I tried to touch her she would ran away too) I think she felt betrayed.\nEdit: typos ",
"Fucking unethical. ",
"That’s a good dog",
"Its a repost",
"I already do this with my boyfriend and dog. Don't need anything else in the mix. Kids sound like a one way ticket to stress breakdown town for me.",
"\"... there.. goes... my... heroooo.......chasing after cars....\" ",
"Welp! See ya later!",
"Depends on his experience. It IS annoying. Especially when they compare their problems with their kids(dogs) to people's problems with actual children.\n\nIts insulting to real parents.\n\nFor me it's especially annoying because my step mother used to do this and would regularly put the dogs before me.\n\nI.e. snapped when I came in through the garage instead of down the side of the slippery slope that is beside our house that I had been taking. \n\n\"Wtf are you doing? Who told you you could come in this way? Look at the way the boys are acting! They're terrified because of you.\"\n\n",
"Same here, every night multiple times. I guess it’s being a father",
"When you are pregnant or when you have a baby does anybody at the hospital or anything tell you all this or is it a surprise/OJT? Are there classes you can take? ",
"I was making a sarcastic remark against calling animals childeren. ",
"Not only that but he can write as well!! Clever dog x well done x ",
"!redditdill",
"oh boy that kid is going to grow up thinking hes as valuable as a dog.",
"My sisters are 15 and 17 and I still check on them when they’re asleep sometimes to make sure they’re breathing, i have since they were babies. Also so far, so good!",
"Or maybe you’re the weirdo because you don’t.",
"To hell with saving the kid. That dog can write in English and has a cape. Get him a tv show. ",
"Pupper knows he's a hero too. ",
"Apparently when I was a baby/toddler my mom saw me eat dirt once and she was so terrified I was going to get worms she checked my butt while I was asleep. \n\nShe really didnt have to share that story at thanksgiving but thanks...",
"Disappointed it doesn’t exist. \n\n!redditslightlyoutoddatesadlooking eggplant",
"Unfortunately SIDS is definitely a real thing. It’s theorized the autonomic nervous system isn’t 100% online yet and sometimes the baby just forgets to breathe. ",
"Found the cat",
"We have a thing called an owlet that tracks heart rate and blood oxygen levels and will alert you when it’s low. It’s pretty cool only complaint is it never stays connected to WiFi so we can’t see the information on our phones and won’t get notifications to them. The alarm is pretty loud so it’s not the biggest worry. ",
"!redditdisappointed",
"I’ve been thinking about it. The best I can come up with is talking about being ‘mom’ or ‘dad’ to a pet just strikes me as adults being silly. Referring to the pet as a baby’s brother sounds like the two are equal in the household and that’s just... wrong.",
"Those e’s look like upside down a’s. ",
"Letting out that teenage angst? ",
"Here’s your Disappointed.\n\ndamnamestaken11 has been disappointed in themselves *infinite* times. ",
"Well he's a functioning human being from the same woman that birthed a dog. Some teenage mutant ninja shit is bound to happen here right?",
"My bad",
"We don’t deserve dogs. The goodest of boys.",
"Not all heroes wear briefs.",
"Babies sound scary ",
"Ugh. That writing. Random semi capitals. ",
"Fuck cats man, really. They kill so much wildlife it's sickening. We'd have so much more birds in the world if people didn't get those bastard cats as pets",
"Not all heroes wear capes.\n\nBut they should. Good boy!",
"I control + F'd \"cringe\" because I knew someone had to feel the same way as me. It's creepy enough to hear a middle aged woman call themselves their cat's \"mom\" but now pets are apparently siblings and kids and these first person social media posts are the icing on the cake.",
"Ah. It says 'he' ",
"No, it was trying to save him from the goblin.",
"That's one smart, mobile baby...",
"There isn’t a child store though where you go in and pick one out and bring it home. Adoptive parents invest a great deal of time and energy into adopting a child. They are interviewed and vetted. And the fees are quite high. \nIf I wanted a dog I could have one in 20 minutes for under $100. They’re an impulse buy. ",
"Hates a strong word but it does make my skin crawl. Pets are not children. I love my dog but she's not my daughter, she's a dog.",
"He looks so concerned ",
"I didn't immediately get the sign was meant to have been written by the dog, or that the mention of his \"brother\" referred to the human baby next to him. In any case, it's all fake cutsey bullshit meant to rack up made-up internet points. ",
"Heroic dog ",
"People that call themselves the parents of their pets bother me",
"I think it ended up being worth the constant terror. I'm glad I didn't miss out on being a mom just because of my fear of everything.",
"It’s too easy for a baby to bury its face in the mattress when they’re on their side",
"My OB gave me some really crass but oddly comforting advice about SIDS when I had my first. I wasn’t sleeping at all because I was scared to death he would stop breathing. My doctor said, “Go to sleep. Either you will wake up in the morning and everything will be fine; or you will need to be rested for the worst day of your life. ",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Some heros dont need capes. This one does.",
"Brother?",
"Good boy Bosty",
"The other white meeet",
"Why do you thank god for saving some babies? Who killed the rest? \n\nWhy do YOU think I am still alive despite having no magical or supernatural beliefs?",
"Carrie Fisher died of SIDS?",
"Hey. You can't reason with these people. If they want to equate a stupid animal to their blood sibling or people, let them. Let them live their life living with animal who will not mentally develop past that of a 7 year old. ",
"See cats are useful!!!",
"Oh fuck off weirdo. ",
"Humans best friend ",
"Isn't the \" 's \" correct when it's possessive? For example that's John's car and that's Sarah's house. I could be completely wrong so I'd like to know for the future!",
"That’s kind of what I tell myself now. As awful as it is, it is realistic.",
"Lmao fr wgaf",
"She's like that with all new people, but you may be right. ",
"From the response, definitely not alone. I can only guess I’ll do it until they move out. ",
"If a person is intoxicated to the point of having lost consciousness then the alcohol will have certainly depressed their breathing and gag reflex. However, alcohol is an irritant to the stomach and the vomiting that may result not similarly suppressed. Thus far more likely to be sick and far less likely to react if they are.",
"My kids are asthmatic. Mom worry aside, breathing ailments make the need to check breathing worse. But I think checking on them is going to be like breathing for the rest of my life. ",
"Hat happend to my aunt before. I don't remember what it's called when that happens but it was devastating.",
"On the other hand, I like to tell people I have 6 pets back at home - two cats, two dogs, and two younger brothers",
"Some animals have put in more worth into this world and our lives than some humans. So yeah. Pets could be on the same level as humans.\n\nDon't be so angry. Who cares what others think if it doesn't hurt anyone.",
"Carrie Fisher died OF AIDS!?!?!?",
"Well yeah, and those words are either known to also be used that way or used with words like “like” (we’re so close we’re almost like family).\n\nAlso, culinarily speaking, tomatoes *are* vegetables. The U.S. Supreme Court even ruled they are in Nix v. Hedden.",
"10/10 Johnathon Swift reference.\n\nFor those interested:\n\n[A Modest Proposal For preventing the Children of Poor People From being a Burthen to Their Parents or Country, and For making them Beneficial to the Publick](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Modest_Proposal) ",
"Yeah, I could *almost* bear it if they just called themselves parents of their pet (not really though), but calling your pet the sibling of your actual child is so, so much worse.",
"Aren’t cats known to suffocate babies? Maybe it was your car who covering your face. ",
"We all have a limited amount of brain power lmao.",
"My brother eats his own shit and smells the neighbour’s penis",
"Some people do keep their cats indoor only. Healthier for both the cat and the local bird and rodent populations.",
"Wait.... a dog and baby are brothers?! That’s fucked up",
"It isn't OPs responsibility to make you comfortable. ",
"Aroused",
"Hey dummy the dog didn't write that note. ",
">Jesus, you must gossip and talk about people behind their backs\n\nThinking less of someone doesn't require any talking. \n\n>or you’re pretentious and condescending to everyone.\n\nIf thinking it's idiotic when a grown adult refers to a pet as their baby, brother, or sister is pretentious, then I'll gladly wear that like a badge of honor. ",
"How did they teach their dog how to write that note?",
"Are you joking?",
"Who screwed the pooch? ",
"Good! I’m a father of twins now. Terror is always around the corner now!",
"You hope that the brain detects this soon enough, and most of the time in a healthy brain it does. In the under developed brain of a small child, or if there is another thing going on (deeper than usual sleep due to alcohol or sleep additives in medicine, or another diagnosed condition that causes sleep to be deeper than usual or the brain to react slower) the apneatic can suffer brain damage or even die.",
"I’m almost certain such a thing as SIDS does exist but is very rare. Around the time when my son was born I went deep into the topic of SIDS. And yeah... I feel that most of the time it’s the parents fault. But who really wants to accuse new parents of killing their own child. \n\nAlso why is it always low incoming families that get SIDS. ",
"Good boy.",
"!redditgarlic",
"[**Here's your Reddit Garlic, TeamRocketBadger!**](http://i.imgur.com/dYGNvmR.jpg \"Reddit Garlic\") \n\n/u/TeamRocketBadger has received garlic 1 time. (given by /u/starBux_Barista) \n\n\n^I'm ^^a ^^^bot ^^^^for ^^^^questions ^^^^^contact ^^^^^/u/flying_wotsit",
"Ok. I agree with you. Are you going somewhere with that?",
"How the fuck do babies forget to breathe? That is literally one of like five things in total that they do—they breathe, cry, eat, sleep, and poop. How the fuck do they just forget how to be alive? \n\nI mean no disrespect but SIDS sounds like a fancy way of saying the baby is just defective. That shouldn’t be an option. How does anybody successfully raise children when they’re that fucking fragile? I have so much admiration for parents but I would never in a million years want to deal with that kind of responsibility. What the hell?\n\nEdit: Do you have kids? You sound knowledgeable. If so, how do you handle the uncertainty and fear? I’m nowhere near ready to have children but I want them theoretically in the future but I’m honestly kind of freaking out right now. I knew SIDS was a thing but I always assumed there was an actual cause, but babies just randomly die when you do literally everything right, too. How is everybody just okay with this, like it’s normal?",
"Yeah, but in her eyes, you are her protector/guardian/provider. So from her perspective, you probably are \"dad/mom.\"",
"I dont think he is entirely wrong, I used to work dog grooming and a lot of people that are super obsessed with their dog or dogs and calling them baby and whatnot usually have some form of mental illness, usually not so debilitating that they cant care for it or anything but more causes them to be introverted or awkward leaving only their pets as their only companions. Thats why they treat them so highly, not saying all of them do it but it could be a flag.",
"Your life would be a great horror movie tagline!\n\nTwins : Terror comes in twos",
"When my son was first born, for the first four months I had him sleeping beside my bed and I had to be touching him at all times. It's a different type of fear I've never experianced before. ",
"Eyes are mine! The eyes are my mine! Dibs on the tender vittles! Tender baby eyes are mine! ",
"That's what got me. Dogs aren't people, why would you equate your child with a dog? I hate when people call animals their children and calling a pet a sibling to your baby is a step beyond that.",
"Good bot",
"Best link I've clicked all day!",
"That is incoherent...who can know? Only God I guess!\nIt is not my place, or yours, questing this kind of things.\nI believe we should be thankful when a miracle happens, not curse whenever it doesn’t.\nI have lost which to deal with it, you too probably!\nBut if you find your one away to be skeptical, don’t hate the believers.\r\nWhy, you can't be happy with a single innocent life saved, despite so many others lost.\r\nIf someone die, everyone must die?\r\nIf someone be rescued everyone should be saved?\r\nThis is pure manichaeism.\r\nImagine the wars, terrorist attacks, natural disasters ...\r\nLet's celebrate any life saved, regardless of how it happened.\r\nI believe in divine miracles, in this case, the dog, please respect that.",
"Not all heroes wear capes. But this hero does.",
">People are normally scared, annoyed, and angry at things they don't understand. I'm not trying to be insulting.\n\nIt didn't take long for you to contradict yourself.",
"r/thathappened ",
"Relative to the population as a whole is what I meant ;)",
"Cool story, bro. ",
"You gotta do some squats! Then you can lift them with no problem.",
"I just want to hug both of them.",
"Shitty? I was just going to say I wish I could write like that...",
"My kids tried to mangle their own arms many times in the crib bars... plus rolling into it and hitting their heads. As soon as they were older I put the bumpers in and felt much safer. ",
"yum",
"SHE USED TO FISH?",
"And then almost suffocate in its sleep from the obesity only to be woken up by the baby in this picture who's now a functioning child.",
"The bed monitors are fantastic, we had one and it rarely had a fake alarm. If it gives new parents enough peace of mind to get an hour of sleep, it’s worth it. \n\nTwo out of our kids had portable apnea monitors attached to electrodes stuck to their chests for medical reasons. They were constantly tangled in the wires, It was obnoxiously loud and it would freak out any time you got near a tv or microwave for some reason. Being able to finally switch to the bed monitor was s godsend for my sanity. ",
"I’m a mom to 2 kiddos. My youngest is nearly 2 and the oldest is nearly 13. Honestly though? You never stop worrying. The first year of your kids life is terrifying - not sleeping because you stay awake all night making sure the baby is still breathing. After the sids risk is over...you have hundreds of more fears to control your life. Parenting is fucking scary as hell. You’re never fully ready or prepared. But once they’re here and in your arms...it makes it all worth it. I just try to enjoy the time- snuggle as much as possible have as much fun as possible. \n\nNo one is okay with sids or babies dying. It’s fucking infuriating. It’s bullshit. But some out there believe that babies who die from sids were already at risk in the womb/at birth. Like it doesn’t matter what you do, they were going to die. \n\nI’m terrified everyday something will happen to my babies...I guess I just lock away those worries for their sake. \n\nEdit: word...not aids... ",
"r/animalsbeingbros ",
"this dog is a hero",
"Dogs are Legends",
"Thank you so much for responding. I know that it’s worth it, I just have no idea how you handle it. I hold my breath the whole time I let my dog out to pee off-leash. I don’t understand how people can handle the fear of the thing you love most in the world being so incredibly dumb and fragile and suicidal for the first several years of its life. It’s worth it and you do it anyways, but what the fuck. You’re stronger than me. I need to go hug my mom.",
"It's like calling yourself an Olympian after running a half-marathon. \n\nI have cats and I would be a fool to act like taking care of them is in any way close to raising a whole human. It's like these 'pet parents' want the title and the praise without having put in the work.",
"How do you train a dog to alert you of things like this, mine, as sweet as she is, would just lick your face if you weren’t moving",
"Dogs have back paws?",
"Good point. Just close your eyes and ears to the truth and enjoy your pet while us nature lovers weep",
"There are other people in this thread who are saying so, like the guy I responded to who said \"That dog is not your fucking brother\" or something. So read the thread.",
"> Pets could be on the same level as humans.\n\nThey're not. The don't have the same rights we do.\n\n> Don't be so angry\n\nI'm not?",
"I was born with central sleep apnea and this happened to me. My older cousins called me the blue baby because I started turning blue before a doctor (or nurse - can't remember which) realized and somehow got me breathing again. ",
"I am an adult woman and my grown father says \"Go get your brother a snack\" when referring to our dog. It's funny in our house! ",
"I have chronic knee troubles so I either sacrifice my knees or my back. ☹️",
"A dog's life is worth less than that of a human. If a dog was dead on the side of the road, would you stop and call 911 or a Vet? Probably not. If you saw a dead person on the side of the road, would you stop and call 911 or the police? Yeah you would.\nHumans are on a higher state of being than animals on this Earth. Our sense of spirituality, rationality, pragmatism, theory of mind, among others is the most sophisticated thing on this planet (and the universe, at least for now). These form the basis of not only our rights as humans, but the rights of other animals as well. It's a simple answer.",
"You don't?",
"The rate of SIDS(sudden infant death syndrome) has dropped significantly in the last 20 years or so. There are a number of theories such as sleeping position and bedding recommendation (citation: http://pediatrics.aappublications.org/content/105/3/650) but I believe that the high use of newborn screening has also helped, as it identifies infants with potentially lethal metabolic diseases and helps parents change feeding to account for it. Sorry don’t have a citation, on cell phone and being lazy. That first citation also mentions that the rate of infanticide may be under appreciated as well. Which is incredibly sad and maybe means that better prenatal and post natal psychological evaluations or support for parents need to be implemented. I don’t know. \n\nOne missing piece I was listening to a lecture on recently too is undiagnosed arrhythmias and or other undiagnosed cardiac disease. There are some such as Long QT Syndrome that often present as sudden death- in kids or adults. Those are really rare but it happens. \n\nSo now that the last part scared you to death, sorry about that, just remember that proper bedding and sleep habits and standard public health initiatives like newborn screening significantly reduce risk :) ",
"Surprised the cat didn't lick you then eat you.",
"\"just doin ma job\"",
"Seems redundant ",
"That's a human baby and a dog. Not related. Came from different holes. Kid is going to have a weird life being told his \"brother\" is a dog.",
"And yet, we're actively destroying the environment, we ravage and consume, and our art and philosophy is objectively worthless to anyone but us. The only people who think humans are special are humans. The belief that humans are on another level from everything else is straight up hubris. ",
">TFW you wanna call your SO as \"Daddy\" in bed but you say \"Father\" instead\n\n>TFW his erection gets bigger",
"..... Brother? ",
"If it isn't your place to quest things then why do you? Why do you claim things you can't possibly know? ",
"fascinating, thanks for sharing!",
"God i hate reddit so much",
"Jesus, that is horrifically sensible :-/",
"How do dogs know to do things like this?\n",
"I've seen that before, it looks awful.",
"A nurse told me that when the parents let the baby die on accident, but they don't want to blame the parents and cause more grief, they just call it SIDS. This could be total bullshit, I have no medical background.",
"Most hospitals offer baby classes which consists of preparing for the birthing process and then basic infant car: feeding, bathing, diaper changes.\nThat's it. After you birth it they hand you your infant and tell you to have a nice day. You employ a pediatrician who you can usually call with questions, but the baby never does anything worth calling about during hours of operation. I was doing a drive by check for chest movement when my son was asleep in his bassinet and it wasn't. I freaked out. I ---woke my baby up!!-- because I was crying and scared out my mind. My husband had to Google that yeah. Sometimes babies don't breath for a few seconds. There is a time limit though, but they usually start right back up again. If they turn blue then they need medical attention. It's not bad if you have parents you can call at all hours of the night to make sure you aren't crazy, but mostly Google is who you'll turn to.",
"I feel like the sidebar doesn't really reflect the sub well. \n\n\nI can kind of relate to a lot of the posters frustrations. A lot of people ignore their dogs doing problematic things because they can't be bothered to care about other people. Most dog owners don't put their dogs into these situations, but their dogs are also easily avoidable because of that. \n\n\nMost of the people in dogfree seem upset because dog owners around them are disrespectful if not a danger to other people/animals. There are a lot of dog attack posts but they seem to come from one person, with most people just using it as a place to vent about dog related frustrations in their life, such as their neighbors untrained off the leash dog scaring their kids or customers demanding that their dog is an emotional support animal in places that emotional support animals aren't protected anyway. ",
"The goodest of boys",
"Bro come on! Live in the away you want to, ok?\n\nI start this conversation saying that you are free to believe in whatever you want, just respect the other opinions...\n\nNow please respect my believes and go be happy!\n\nThis is so boring...I just don’t care about your opinion...just respect!\n\nMake me a favor and do the same, ok?\n\nBlame God, or don’t! It is your choice!\n\nI am very ok, and will continue stand up for the things I care!\n\nBye 👋 ",
"I couldn’t sleep without it. The on/off switch is next to the crib so it wasn’t a hassle. And once you forget to turn it off once or twice-you will remember lol. I prefer the AngelCare because I didn’t have to attach anything to the baby. No baby will keep a sock on ( plus you will probably have them wear a sleeper anyway( socks are too hot). And you don’t have to worry about keeping the sock thing clean. And you can use the monitor as the child stars to know when they are climbing out of bed. ",
"> And yet, we're actively destroying the environment, we ravage and consume, and our art and philosophy is objectively worthless to anyone but us\n> The only people who think humans are special are humans.\n\nWho else's opinion should we also be concerned about? \nIf the human state of being of worthless, then what does that make the state of being of a dog?",
"But this dog earned it.",
"Nobody's. Everyone's equally worthless, or valuable. I don't blame people for overvaluing human life, but I don't think we should make fun of people who disrupt the view that humans matter and everything else exists to serve us.",
"What kind of dog is that? Like a Boston corgi mix?",
"Who gives a shit about the baby, that dog can write????",
"I never said they exist to serve us, but humans have more value than a dog. Our laws reflect that.",
"Actually, all cats *are* assholes. Just in this case, the cat found it more convenient for his humans to remain living.",
"Our laws reflect that they were written by humans, they don't reflect some inherent truth of the universe that humans are the chosen ones. We are petty and vain, you and I included.",
"\"Chilis is great.\" \n\n- Michael Scott\n ",
"Just seems to me that you don't want to accept the answer based on your pre-conceived notions of humans. No point on arguing this further.",
"I could say the same to you.",
"Thanks, this is some great info to consider!",
"> No wonder I hear people never sleep with a infant.\n\nYou're not supposed to sleep with an infant because of the risk of SIDS. People still do, of course. Another approach is to have the baby in a bassinet next to your bed, so you can hear them when they are sleeping, crying, etc. This may be the best approach until about 6 months, after which it is generally better to move the child to their own room (recent study found no increased risk and better health outcomes for parents and child.)",
"ok",
"I always wondered whether or not it was truly effective. Thanks for sharing. ",
"I decided me being an incredibly sleep-deprived parent was more danger to my baby than SIDS. That helped me sleep a little better.",
"They aren’t an infant anymore, but anyone could choke on something in their sleep.",
"That dog has pretty good handwriting....for a dog.",
"The goodest fucking boy.!",
"STOP DOWN VOTING ME AND TELL ME HOW SPECIFICALLY THAT DOG SAVED THAT BABY! DAMN YOU PEOPLE!!!!",
"Mine are 22, 32 and 34 and I still do this. The 500+ mile commute to the oldest one’s home is a bitch, but worth it. ",
"Babies can just die in their sleep???? I’m not ready to be a parent",
"Parent of a 5 year old. This is a lie. Still have to keep my son from killing himself. (he's an adventurous climber) ",
"Perhaps I didn't word it correctly, I meant sleep with a infant as-in ever getting sleep. So not sleeping with as in the same bed or something. ",
"Cat howling, \"Dibs on his face!!\" ",
"Yeah, it’s like I said below in a comment, it seems like the people getting annoyed are just people who take it too literally. The people who call themselves “mom” or “dad” to a pet dog aren’t actually saying it’s like raising a baby. It’s simply meant to be fun and nothing more. They aren’t saying they value the life of a dog as much as they value the life of a human baby. Apparently some people just take them too literally and don’t get it’s just for fun. ",
"!redditsilver",
"A dog is not a verb.",
"unless they are fighting voldemort",
"The circle is complete.",
"Part Frenchie",
"But that might help you.",
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"She’s just doing it for the hell of it though, not because she thinks it might help :)",
"Confusing ...He is dog and his mother is bitch and how come brother is human. Fucked up family alert! ",
"Half brother obviously. ",
"oh, yeah. well that's definitely a thing. catch up on your sleep now... ",
"Son is almost 6. He's still clumsy AF. Extending my watch until at least 8.",
"I hate people that do that",
"Source? Because I could fix that with engineering...\n\nTake a cozy PJ and add either some pressure-sensing fabric or conductive threads across the chest. Wire it up to a little battery-powered microprocessor/bluetooth on the back, wrapped in soft fabric. Then, obviously, blast a wireless alarm if breathing stops.\n\nHeck, a sensitive crib-mounted microphone might be enough since it just needs to detect recurring breathing sounds.\n\nThe logged data could be helpful for determining whether the baby has any breathing problems while sleeping.",
"Holy shit, that is terrifying. God bless your little boy and your sweet pup.",
"I love dogs but I don’t treat them like children, nor treat children like dogs",
"They do have another sense, another connection which we haven’t quite developed yet. ",
"http://www.bestsleepapneatreatments.com/articles/sids-sleep-apnea.php",
"But you will miss the joy when you walk into the baby's room every day and see their face light up at the very sight of you. Which is far more realistic, btw.\n",
"Thanks heaps :) it was super hard and a really frightening time, glad it’s in the past ",
"She didn't mention finding one dead in the box fan, though.",
"She was trying to get rid of you, bro.",
"u forgot r/Thailand, and i never posted on r/incels wtf is wrong with you",
"what about /r/childfree?",
"Great photo ",
"My daughter is 4. I thought I was the only one who still worried about this. Much love to you stranger.",
"Back at you, friend. Have the 3rd arriving in 4 months so I get the initial newborn breathing freak out again which I’m sure will prompt an increase in the other two being checked on. ",
"show me then warm boy",
"Good to know, thanks!",
"so you have no proof then",
"me too. wtf. ",
"Seen right through me - I'm all zoophile for *you*, baby :*",
"Brutal. Kind of a dick move but that's close to r/bestof material. ",
"Especially this particular thing",
"Hooooooray! Nice work doggo! ",
"Not all heroes wear capes. This one does, but not all do.",
"Bunch of downers on here! Think about the actual reason for this post, it’s pretty fuckin awesome. While you all are focused on a damn word which by the way is a dumb, “cute” thing people say when they have pets and kids who are close with them. Who gives a shit if they call them that! Let some dumb shit be cute sometimes damn. And yes- before anyone else says it- I do this and don’t take it as seriously as you all do. Obviously most dogs are not literally, and treated like, actual human siblings. 🙄",
"Good news: it's now included in the kindle by default! ",
"wait a minute, is this the same baby? \n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/25Lwnnm.jpg",
"SIDS just means an unexplained death in an infant. It doesn't mean the infant just dies, it can be a number of things like suffocation, hyper/hypothermia, or some other cause. The reason I said mainly suffocation is because when a baby lies on their stomach or is covered in blankets they can suffocate easily. Now when they suffocate they can't exactly turn around and stop it, and end up suffocating. This is why it can also be named SIUDS (sudden infant unexplained death syndrome)",
"https://www1.nichd.nih.gov/sts/about/SIDS/Pages/default.aspx\n\nIf a child under 1 year dies of SIDS, it literally means there was no known cause of death. If a child suffocated, that would be the cause of death on file. Not sids. ",
"well, we just found out who’s a good boy!",
"This is correct. However, after one, the name just changes and becomes sudden unexplained death in childhood, or SUDC. So yeah, enjoy freaking out over that for the next 17 years. ",
"Well I found it funny... have an upvote.",
"That's how I read it",
"I appreciate it, bud.",
"Good bot",
"When I was little I would \"get lost\" in the lingerie section at Target/Sears...",
"This happened to me (my died died from sids) and honestly yeah it was the worst thing ever when he died but I wouldn’t trade the 6 months of his life that we experienced together. For me, I can’t let fears like that stop me from living life. If I let fear hold me back I’ll wonder what could’ve been and maybe regret it. I want to have another child eventually and I know I’ll be terrified of them dying too but that’s just what happens when you’re a parent I guess. I can’t let that fear stop me from experiencing the joy and love from becoming a parent for the second time!",
"That is some satisfying handwriting. ",
"True story as well. As a baby my father came running into my room because he heard the cat howling. He walked in to to see wtf was up and there I was being torn to shreds by some asshole cat because my mother moved its new kittens out of my bed. So basically it almost killed me because it thought I ate it's babies. My mother and that cat were not very smart.",
"That is one square jawed, heroic looking dog.",
"Some Heroes DO wear capes.",
"Maybe mom just pays attention or puts the baby somewhere safe? Cause tf is that a beanbag?",
"When indicating possession, yes, you’re correct, you would use apostrophe s. However, In instance of *it’s*, it is being used as a contraction for the words *it is* or *it has*. So the way you used it above to say “it’s crib” you’ve written it as either “it is crib” or “it has crib”. It’s backward to the traditional rule of indicating possession with an apostrophe s, but as I mentioned it’s only because in this case the apostrophe is being used to indicate a contraction. It is similar to how the apostrophe in *haven’t* is being used as a contraction for *have not*\n\nHopefully that helps clear things up for future usage :)",
"It does! Thank you very much.",
"Good Doggo"
] | 839 | pics | Dogs who like to hero |
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/r/pics/comments/7ntb6f/i_love_time_square_usa/ | [
"Who is that a statue of back there? ",
"I used to ♥ the Square, back when there were three arcades around and lots of shadiness. But I be old. Now it's all yours. ",
"bronze statue of Chaplain Francis P. Duffy of New York's \"Fighting 69th\" Infantry Regiment, after whom the square is named, sculpted by Charles Keck, and another statue depicting composer, playwright, producer and actor George M. Cohan, by sculptor Georg J. Lober.",
"Thanks! I've never been there. "
] | 4 | pics | I Love Time Square, USA |
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/r/pics/comments/7ntbwz/caption_this/ | [
"\"That tiny orange impostaaaaa\" imagine like a hiss at the end ",
"\"It's not easy bein' cheesey\"",
"I can’t take it seriously without sunglasses!",
"I'll rip your throat out if you don't give me those snacks old man",
"Cheater eating Cheetos with a Cheetah.",
"\"Real cheetahs have furs.\"",
"Remember your training",
"They’reeeeee great!\n\nJk",
"\"Facebook shit post makes sorry ass attempt at gaining Reddit karma and OPs whole family deservedly dies in a fiery train wreck\"",
"It ain't easy being relentlessly mauled",
"Leggo my Eggo!",
"Gonna finish those...? ",
"Damn it Chester that does not smell like cheese",
"Dangerously cheezy",
"Chester's Revenge"
] | 15 | pics | Caption this! |
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/r/pics/comments/7ntcaw/i_was_slenderman_for_halloween_a_few_years_ago/ | [
"Did you rent the suite or did you own it already?",
"I already owned it. ",
"And the skin tight body suit?",
"Amazon. ",
"Missing the long af arms/fingers for your costume. 👻\n\n\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/HKqkZbW.jpg",
"Quite timely."
] | 6 | pics | I was Slenderman for Halloween a few years ago. |
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/r/pics/comments/7ntce5/my_girlfriend_made_a_game_of_thrones_themed_sign/ | [
"How often does your cat receive correspondence? Mine never asked me for a mailbox...",
"more often than you would think - he likes to scratch cars and chase animals 😉 but you are right - it‘s usually adressed to me ",
"Thomas is a classic name for a cat. ",
"Wow. Cringy"
] | 4 | pics | My girlfriend made a Game of Thrones themed sign to put on the mailbox for me and my cat. I hate ads. |
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/r/pics/comments/7ntigs/cat/ | [
"Almost looks painted. Cute picture ",
"Cat.",
"iPhone SE Camera",
"Brazilian cat. "
] | 4 | pics | Cat |
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/r/pics/comments/7ntjhx/lets_go_on_a_ride_they_said_it_will_be_fun_they/ | [
"Cat is pissed ",
"He is having fun! Oh, but that dirty stupid cat's not.",
"Meow feed me ",
"cat.exe has failed to respond. Restart process?",
"It is fun. That cat is just a fucking asshole. \n\nDog seems to be enjoying itself."
] | 5 | pics | Let’s go on a ride they said. It will be fun they said. |
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/r/pics/comments/7ntm0m/someone_in_my_neighborhood_got_a_tesla/ | [
"I like tesla and electric cars, but geez that has been so over done i cringe.",
"[This is a lithium mine. Do you think that trucks and loaders run on unicorn farts?](https://i.imgur.com/3UWKWMc.jpg)",
"Makes me wonder where he thinks all the plastic in his car comes from.",
"Also what's keeping all those moving metal parts in the car from seizing up.",
"[Thanks 👍](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/southpark/images/4/4c/SmugAlert02.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20100304210037)",
"LOL OIL",
"Sweden.\n\nAll your neighborhood have a Telsa. ",
"And don’t even think about pulling through a drive through and ordering french fries. ",
"calling dibs on \"GAS LUL\"",
"Tires have so much oil in them.",
"Tesla drivers are the Rick and Morty fans of motorists",
"In Shenzhen, most electricity is created via coal. ",
"exactly he has it figured out",
"Plastic, carbon fiber, lubricants, paints, solvents, etc etc, all needed to make his car. \n\nlol oil ",
"I have a hippie friend who boasts that her electric car is better than mine because it doesn't hurt the environment, while only partially true (battery disposal, coal used to make the electricity, oil used to make the body, etc) I counter with one argument. My car runs on dead dinosaurs and can go 3x farther than yours. ",
"> This is a lithium mine. Do you think that trucks and loaders run on unicorn farts?\n\nThis is NOT a lithium mine. That is a copper mine. \n\n",
"What does tesla lubricate its parts with? surely there must be at least 1 moving part gliding in a puddle of oil based lube. Not to mention the plastic its made from. Should really say \"lol gasoline\" ",
"ok cowboy",
"Is this the default option for the novelty Tesla license plate or what? ",
"I'd like Tesla and electrical cars to not cost as much.",
"12edgy188me",
"I saw one around here that said LOL OPEC. \n",
"Why does Tesla attract douchebags so well? \n\nIs it because of Musk?",
"IIRC Tesla is coming out with a much cheaper car (Model 3?). I think the base price is like $35,000 USD. ",
"A lot of lithium is not mined in the traditional sense. Lithium containing water is pumped from underground into evaporation pounds where it is processed and collected. Oh and like the other poster said that isn't a lithium mine. ",
"Get a Tesla and immediately become a smug asshole.....cool.",
"Also how devastating to the environment and workers lithium mines are.",
"People who try to use that argument are only pigeons trying to play chess. Doomed to lose, with no capacity to comprehend anyway. ",
"Are you saying this is not a copper mine or??? ",
"To clarify, I was referring to the fallacious argument about lithium mining and use being more harmful to the environment than petroleum mining and use. \n\n\n\n",
"So. We agree. Lithium mining is relatively safe. ",
"Oh absolutely. \n\nMy brother actually works as an engineer and strategist for Bacanora Minerals.... I am well aware of the seemingly endless benefits of choosing lithium technology over dinosaur oil. ",
"also the most of the electricity used to power his car"
] | 33 | pics | Someone in my neighborhood got a Tesla |
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/r/pics/comments/7ntoiv/theres_disney_castles_then_theres_my_castle/ | [
"You can smell the sweat and shame. ",
"That's a Fort and not a castle. ",
"Fort Horn(y) ",
"r/evilbuildings ",
"\"In January 2017, Kink.com announced that it would cease the use of the Armory for film production.\"\nhttp://www.vocativ.com/393536/kink-to-stop-filming-in-its-famous-porn-dungeon/",
"Well that's sad.",
"But being this particular kind of evil is good ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).",
"They turned it into a music venue though. Apparently they had already scaled back film production to a point where they could do it elsewhere for less. And also it said there was complications getting a liquor license for the venue side because of the on site production of porn. So they just ceased all filming."
] | 8 | pics | There's Disney castles, then there's my castle... |
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/r/pics/comments/7ntovw/i_hope_you_like_goldfish/ | [
"Koi!",
"I hope you like Koi Ponds",
"Sure, so long as the lil guys are well looked after :)",
"Tourists feed them non-stop and those fish will nearly form a rolling carpet that moves and waves onto the land. \n\nThough it seems a bit harsh on them. Then again they seem happy too",
"I do. ",
"Fish have mouth like this...\n\n **O**",
"that's just crazy!",
"ikr?? :/ \n\n"
] | 8 | pics | I hope you like Goldfish... |
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/r/pics/comments/7ntt0v/shot_the_moon_tonight/ | [
"TIL: The moon can cause lens flares too",
"What’s the name of this effect?",
"Only had an iPhone 7+ and some frozen hands, so please forgive the quality"
] | 3 | pics | Shot the moon tonight |
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/r/pics/comments/7ntu27/space_colony_art_from_the_1970s_by_nasa/ | [
"Three space colony summer studies were conducted at NASA Ames in the 1970s. \n\nA number of artistic renderings of the concepts were made. \n\nThese have been scanned and are available [here](http://www.nss.org/settlement/nasa/70sArt/art.html) as small, medium, large, and publication quality jpeg images. \n\nScans by David Brandt-Erichsen.",
"/r/retrofuturism ",
"Reminds me of Elysium",
"I mean, I'm no astrophysicist, but they should probably close up that wall. You're kinda letting the space in that way. ",
"Came here to say that."
] | 5 | pics | Space Colony Art from the 1970s. (by NASA) |
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/r/pics/comments/7ntu5g/church_in_norway_from_1180/ | [
"Good ol' Whiterun.",
"Isnt that the norse temple in AOM?",
"Nice church. Would be a shame is someone burned it to the ground. ;)",
"r/evilbuildings",
"Hey you don't happen to be affiliated with that 4chan hacker do you?",
"No, but my username might be a hint.",
"Do you like churches because they're warm?",
"its also the viking wonder in AOE",
"Ah yes knew it from somewhere else",
"Varg vikernes was/is a member of burzum. Basicalky a satanic cult kid trying to scream his appendix into a microphone claming it is music. And he had a habit of burning churches. He also killed one of the band members if I remember corectly. \n\nBut this user is not him. Varg moved to france to distance himself from his past. He now lives with his wife marie and kids. So beliving that varg would come out like this... nahhh... ",
"I like them best when they're very warm"
] | 11 | pics | Church in Norway from 1180 |
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/r/pics/comments/7ntvc7/an_elderly_woman_in_my_town_managed_to_pull_this/ | [
"An elderly man in my village managed to flip his car twice in his 20 foot driveway. Quite impressive if you ask me. ",
"Except this happened in 2014 ya fuckin liar.\n\nhttp://abc7ny.com/news/woman-rescued-from-minivan-dangling-from-wires/112557/",
"How did this even happen?",
"I think this is the common opinion about that, so I don‘t think you will be downvoted. ",
"Wasn't it bad enough that we exposed you in the other thread? https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/7nttrz/an_elderly_woman_in_my_town_managed_to_pull_this/",
"Sweet cable car ",
"I expected a dick pic."
] | 8 | pics | An elderly woman in my town managed to pull this off today |
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"Because god is fake? ",
"E pluribus unum has nothing to do with God? ",
"In God we trust was added to American money etc because of the McCarthy era fear of the communists red who were seen as godless. ",
"E pluribus unum doesnt mean In God we trust. Its the motto of the United States of America, it means 'One from many' or the idea that America is a one country undivisble, but made from many people. Trumps coin has his slogan on it and soldifies the idea that America is no longer great.\n\n",
"E pluribus unum doesnt mean In God we trust. Its the motto of the United States of America, it means 'One from many' or the idea that America is a one country undivisble, but made of many people. Trumps coin has his slogan on it and soldifies the idea that America is no longer great.",
"It’s a self aggrandising joke. And in heraldry (and all previous Presidential coins) the eagle’s head faces to the left in almost all cases, going back to the Romans and Byzantine Empire. The US eagle faces left. The most famous example of the eagle facing right is Nazi Eagles. I don’t know if this is ignorance on Trump’s team, or a dog-whistle to white supremacists. Either is plausible.",
"Should’ve replaced “e plurbus unum” with “el diablo blanco” ",
"Absolutely nothing. Did you not study Latin in high school??",
"I think you need to brush up on your Latin *amicus meus*",
"I was referring to the phrase he was referring too not of many one"
] | 11 | pics | Trump's Coin is a joke. How do you replace "e pluribus unum" With Make America Great Again.... |
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"He’s a cereal predator",
"Looks as though he's standing over a mass grave.",
"A delicious mass grave",
"Cannibals, the lot of ‘em. Consuming each other in an instant. Hell of an existence, devoid of trust or comfort. "
] | 4 | pics | Never thought too hard about that tongue before now... |
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/r/pics/comments/7nu3kj/the_red_flag_being_raised_over_raqqa_the_defacto/ | [
"But why? I get it should resemble the Reichstag. \n\nWhy not a more appropriate flag or did I miss the rise of communist rebels in Syria?",
"Not OP, but I found [this](http://morningstaronline.co.uk/article/red-flag-over-raqqa): \n \n> TO MARK the victory over Isis in its de facto capital Raqqa, members of the International Freedom Battalion (IFB), an alliance of left-wing groups fighting alongside the Kurdish People’s Protection Units (YPG), recreated the famous 1945 photo of the Red Army on the Reichstag.",
"So they are aiming for even more killing and tyranny by implementing communism! Just what people of Raqqa need! ",
"They need some freedom and democracy oh wait they have been getting that for years destroyed cities 😂",
"I think you've mistaken freedom and democracy with ISIS and sharia law 😂"
] | 5 | pics | The Red Flag being raised over Raqqa, the defacto capital of the Islamic State |
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/r/pics/comments/7nu43h/hiking_with_friends_is_one_of_my_favorite_things/ | [
"I would love to do that! I don't have any friends who are into hiking though. I live about 45 minutes from some mountains. I used to love going there in warm weather and running for miles through the woods by myself. ",
"Just be careful if you find a set a stairs while hiking...",
"Running through the woods for hours is one of my hobbies. You may enjoy /r/trailrunning or /r/ultrarunning"
] | 3 | pics | Hiking with friends is one of my favorite things to do |
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/r/pics/comments/7nu4le/two_very_lucky_car_owners/ | [
"Is it possible they parked the cars after the tree fell? Just asking",
"Was thinking same, I honestly don’t know, wasn’t there to see the tree fall. Can imagine them finding a better spot to park though knowing that tree needs to be removed asap, not wanting to damage their cars in the process :)",
"Kinda looks like it hit the silver car.",
"would have destroyed those cars, so lucky",
"Yea this is way fake. Pretty old one too. ",
"Why are the cars facing opposite directions on the same side of the street. Do they live in Anarchy Town?",
"They parked for the photo after it fell.",
"I mean, if they're going to go through the effort at least one of the cars could have backed in. Lazy Karma Farmas",
"I got a ticket in Sweden for parking on the wrong side of the of the street, that's not heard of in the UK",
"that tree is lucky it didn't get hit by those cars."
] | 10 | pics | Two very lucky car owners |
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/r/pics/comments/7nu5mg/last_night_i_got_superpowers/ | [
"Was it to grow feet cause you're rollin on stumps there boy",
"It is the Quickening!",
"Good. I can feel your anger. I am defenseless. Take your weapon. Strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the dark side will be complete."
] | 3 | pics | Last night I got superpowers ⚡️ |
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/r/pics/comments/7nu6xr/tinkerbell_cosplay/ | [
"Great job!",
"On point.",
"That pink toy cat (sorry I don't know what it's name ) have seen some shit!",
"Wow!! ",
"Im not sure if its a good or bad thing that this pic turns me on. Awkwardness",
"Yeah dude, animal crackers are pretty good.",
"Her name is Helen Stifler:\n\nhttps://helen-stifler.deviantart.com/gallery/",
"Fantastic!.... but she does kinda look like she’s about to be late for a very important date... ",
"Is it her unbirthday?",
"A bit tall for that character, don’t cha’ think?",
"Don't forget to clean between your teeth with fairy floss after. \n\n\nJesus christ that was fucking terrible. ",
"She's a smoking hot adult human female, it's ok. ",
"Those are some tasty looking cookies, I agree.",
"What is she doing?",
"Gorgeous! ",
"His name: was Robert Paulson."
] | 17 | pics | Tinkerbell cosplay |
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/r/pics/comments/7nu8hg/the_first_ever_photo_of_chernobyl_taken_14_hours/ | [
"I feel like I’ll get cancer if I stare at this picture too long.",
"Are all the white spots against the blue sky artefacts of radiation on the camera film?",
"Don't think so, probably just pixels. We don't even know if it's a photo or photo of a reproduction so is it noise or is it low res photo of printed one... Anyway - on films made on that occasion you actually can see bright flashes and decolonization from radiation (it is always explained by that, anyway) but they don't look like single spots in size of a pixel. This footage can be found on YouTube as far as I remember.\n\nDigital cameras would most likely show what your asking for - there's even an app that can capture single radiation particles going through your camera in your phone. But that depends on how camera sensor is sensitive...",
"/r/titlegore",
"Yeah, i want to see the first picture taken 13 hours after the explosion.",
"I’ve always heard it said of this photograph that the high degree of speckling is due to radiation, but am not able to quickly find a reliable source. Brightness effects due to radiation are most noticeable in [this famous photo](https://goo.gl/images/W1UPfp) of the “human robot” liquidators on the roof of reactor three. This is the area that was so radioactive from the large chunks of graphite blown out of the reactor itself, that the robotic vehicles broke down. So people had to go. \n\nUPDATE\n\nI found info on both of these photos in Igor Kostin’s book, [have a look here](https://imgur.com/a/EMfLY).",
"Thanks for the explanation.",
"The radiation brightness effect is those columns of lightness marching evenly across the base of those photographs? I wonder if it is a standing wave effect. Or the effect of the roll of film being rolled in a cylinder (and one side being more baked than the other) before and after the photo was taken?",
"I’d always assumed it was the shadow of the sprockets holding the film in the camera, but again I don’t know for a fact. It comes up from the bottom of the film because all the radiation is coming from the floor. I don’t know how long Igor Kostin stayed up there, it might be in his book let me check....",
"This is fascinating. It's hard to get a grip on the reality and intensity of radiation when I can't see it with my eyes. (Well, apart from medical CAT and x-ray images.). I've never walked around with a Geiger counter. Getting to see radiation flashes on film is the closest I'll get to seeing non visible radiation. \n\nI know 42 seconds at the Elephant's foot was a lethal dose in the 80's. Now it's safe to spend hours at the Elephant's foot. I wonder how long it was safe for the 'human robots' here on the roof after the accident. It feels eerie to know these people might have died of this pictured work.",
"I added an album of some bits from Igor Kostin’s book to my parent comment above, have a look. It was less than a minute they were allowed on the roof, and they downplayed their own exposure. ",
"Igor Kostin’s book (he took the photo) [claims it is due to radiation](https://i.imgur.com/v2j2wxf.jpg).",
"Thank you. I went back and read the new photos and that page. Holy shit. I can't fathom the self sacrifice that motivated those men to lie like that. ",
"Thanks for this. In other sources (documentary type movies), also with Kostin mentioned, it was said that radiation was visible more through flashes looking somewhat like that white spot on your photo (which is this time just a light reflection on shiny paper of course) - with short clips showing such effect...",
"You are right, we are both right in fact :). You can see the white flashes on the film taken from the helicopter, which is in the documentaries, however I think this was a day or so after this early photo in the OP. The white flashes are one type of artefact of the radiation on the moving film, and the grain in the photo is a different artefact. Both are present. If you compare this photo (the OP) to others Kostin took with the same equipment, the speckling is very apparent. ",
"Yep, looks like that's how it is. And it's pretty hard to argue with the guys who saw this themselves - they know what they saw :) Another thing is quality of the stuff - people tend to think it was all high tech as they were dealing with top of the line industry. Would be right in typical situation but Chernobyl disaster was all but typical. They improvised all the time, there were no procedures for such case. Guys went in with improvised suits, used robots made on site from standard construction equipment, then there are reports saying about cameras on remotely controlled toys... So, in the end, it was all prone to failures of all sorts and artifacts from radiation were their least issue."
] | 16 | pics | The first ever photo of Chernobyl taken 14 hours after the explosion. |
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/r/pics/comments/7nucb1/spooning/ | [
"Not using condiments leads to sporks",
"Don't get it, but I'm sure I'll ketchup soon. ",
"Well if you say so \n\n*squirts mayo on my penis*",
"This info is cutlery useless.",
"Instructions unclear, fork stuck in pussy.",
"so is coconut oil a condiment?",
"As if you're ever gonna get ladled.",
"Sure, *mayo*",
"But what if I identify as a spatula?",
"‘Fork on the table!’ Italian speaking English. ",
"I thought the forking had already begun until I realized those were actually her hands.",
"Is mayonnaise an instrument ",
"Is this Spoon’s in McKinney, TX?",
"Took me a bit to realize those are her own hands on her own hips. ",
"Spooning is lying up against someone with your curves together (like spoons in a drawer).\n\nForking sounds like Fucking.\n\nLast one you're right on the money.",
"Forking is being used as a [malapropism](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malapropism) for fucking.",
"[Here](http://i.imgur.com/TB1IZl8.jpg) is a higher quality version of this image. Credit to the photographer, /u/TheNewGuy132, who took this picture in August 2013 at [Mother's Bistro in Portland](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1jw70c/this_was_on_our_waitresss_shirt/cbj2vld/).",
"is it one of those wasabi mayo?",
"No thanks, I like to taste my food ",
"This chick works out and is sexy af",
"Mayo is essentially food lube.",
"Also saw these shirts at Silver Fork Lodge in Utah..",
"no",
"Well that's not very hygienic. \n\nDon't fork where you eat.\n",
"Mayonnaise is a sexual instrument",
"Funny shirt but this picture fucking sucks",
"spooning lead to forking so use condiments ",
"No Patrick, Mayonnaise is no such instrument.",
"Mothers restaurant in Portland!",
"Reminds me of my wife's [David and Goliath T-shirt](https://images-eu.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61qK8qfdUaL._UL1000_.jpg)...\n\n> \"*Practice safe snax... Always use a condiment!*\"",
"Spooning leads somewhere?!?!?!?!?",
"She forks. ",
"Should say condoments instead of condiments",
"Mothers is pretty yummy!",
"Mothers!!",
"I've also seen these shirts at a diner in Victoria, BC. Popular pun, it seems.",
"Where you can only order desert once you've eaten the main course and brought your plate to the kitchen? ",
"Is this a spongebob quote? If so that show isn’t what I though it was...",
"Plate and simple",
"Knife to meat you.",
"Thanks for the mention. I’m a little surprised OP found this photo from a 2.3k karma post from 4.5 years ago",
"I've always thought of condiments as after-dinner prophylactics.",
"Blurry picture of a shit joke on a shirt. Jesus Christ this subreddit is awful. ",
"\"Cloning leads to forking, so use comments.\" - Git Version ",
"If you're forking while spooning, you're sporking. ",
"\"Is mayonnaise an instrument?\" - Patrick, \"Band Geeks,\" episode of SB ",
"I thought so to, but apparently it's Portland. I think they have the same shirts at Spoons in McKinney, TX though. I tend to go about once a month. Great food.",
"Maybe I like it without condiments ;)",
"No Patrick, coconut oil is not a condiment.\nPeanut oil is not a condiment either.",
"Mom jokes",
"Ladle by ladle he'll get it. ",
"Mother's is sooo good. The apple bacon sausage is so good. Me and my friends would always used to go there before high school.",
"Im pretty sure the joke ends in napkin not condiments, that makes no sense",
"r/thegoodplace",
"I Can't Believe It Mayo May Not Be Mayo",
"That better be spicy mayo",
"Miracle Whip?",
"I still have my “Call your mother” coffee mug from there, I should really go back it’s been too long",
"Okay thank you for clearing that up for me. I was about to go see a shrink to make sure there was no underlying trauma from growing up watching the show.",
"Underrated comment ",
"Same here, I love Spoons!",
"That username :D",
"Woops, I've dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong",
"... love the wallpaper",
"What’s the point in spending all that money on a quality dining room table if you’re not going to confirm it is sturdy?\n\nThis is what disinfectant is for. ",
"/r/funny jokes.",
"Underrated condiment?",
"Condom-mints. For that after-forking fresh vagina! ",
"Me too. I cringed a little when I first saw it.",
"Haha, wow! It sure is high school. ",
"Don't understand the sentence... Loce her back though",
"Classic Shellstrop move...",
"Oh, nice! Another picture of text. ",
"I see you've played knifey spoony before",
"Good way to get pickled!",
"Hard to tell who’s hands those are. Looks like somebody is forking her. ",
"Depends, sometimes a good knifing leads to forking 😐",
"I think it’s more of a programmers joke where forking is the way you duplicate a processus, which is kind of the what happens when you have unprotected sex: you multiply!",
"That‘s what I thought too",
"Hot",
"Condom mints sound horrible",
"People saying forking is another word for fucking are incorrect. Forking is actually a sex position where the woman is lying on her front and the man is on top of her (aka prone bone/lazy doggy). If viewed from above, the alignment of the torso’s combined with the woman’s legs being in-between those of the man, gives the impression of a fork. \n",
"Spot the hooooo!\n\nCondom mints...",
"It is now. ",
"Like wasabi when I bust mine... ",
"motherforker",
"She calls it a mayon-egg",
"That poor server. This shit is super annoying. ",
"Or mayo from your penis...",
"Ah I see shes played knifey spoon before. ",
"I knew I'd seen it somewhere around here. Came into the comments to see if it was from some place in Van, but must have been Victoria.",
"Directions unclear, dick stuck in poutine. ",
"Yea but you can tell it's Mother's by the wall in the background ",
"Instructions unclear. Soup tastes like mayo.",
"Mothers! That place is so goddamn good.",
"Almost certain I've seen the shirts at Floyd's but sometimes those diner type places run together for me..",
"The most epic episode. ",
"Miracle Wwhhhhhip ",
"Sounds like someone's in for a good tine",
"It’s been....",
"One week...",
"The decor looks like Slug and Lettuce in Chester 🌝 probably not but hey!",
"Kinda disappointing that it isn't.",
"No the programming joke definitely arose after",
"I eat hear almost every weekend I have off work. It’s a drive to Downtown Portland but I’d hitch a ride to the moon for those delicious biscuits and gravy",
"Dude, Pantera",
"Since",
"I work in this room 5 days a week. Literally just got home from there. ",
"Definitely malapropism. Think about how new programming is, how dumb people are, and how long people having been using the word 'forking' when spooning turns into fucking.",
"Forking is a position, but is also when spooning turns into fucking, which often ends up in the proper forking position.",
"Saucy!",
"Miracle Whip is for lower class citizens ",
"That doesn't make any sense though",
"forking as a programming term (creating a copy of a process or a project) still works",
"That's the only use of the term I'm familiar with, haha.",
"Another true story. Roommate in college. A virgin was having sex with his girlfriend. He said, \"this is hot!\" A few seconds later he said, \"this is *really* hot!\" And then a few seconds after that, \"TOO FUCKING HOT!!!\" He pulls out his red, inflamed cock to learn that he has a latex allergy.",
"[Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo?wprov=sfla1)",
"Forking sounds like fucking, condiments somewhat sounds like condoms. ",
"Oh yeah"
] | 119 | pics | Spooning |
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"Wow, that is super cool! Where?",
"China",
"Precisely",
"is this on endor?",
"How the fuck do you even go about building something like this ",
"Carefully.",
"The scary thing about walking on that it is made in China. ",
"To whoever built this: um, how?!",
"next to some rocks",
"[蜀道](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shudao) ",
"Looks like Huangshan Mts ",
"Beautiful, but nope.",
"Donkey Kong irl. Very cool :)",
"Its a great workout because you have half a heart attack when you slip. Its the equivalent of running 5 miles.",
"Probably in or near Zhangjiajie national park in southern China. Also home to [this](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/agpjiYQcYi0/maxresdefault.jpg) terrifying walkway.",
":-O",
"I'm gonna take a chance and say this is built into the side of a giant tree. The World Tree perhaps.",
"Very carefully.",
"Probably by drilling into the rock all over the place, inserting threaded rods with expanding anchors on the end of them, along with epoxy, then attach pre-fabbed sections to the protruding anchors. With each section attached to the surrounding sections, and each section anchored in several spots, it's probably ridiculously strong. The biggest risk would probably corrosion of the anchors, which varies a lot depending on the type of rock and local climate.\n",
"how do you merge link and text like u did? am new...",
"Lucky guess.",
"click 'source' underneath my comment - it's just [word](link) ",
"[thanks](https://www.thebalance.com/employee-thank-you-letter-examples-2060455)",
"Are you there to save the Wookiee’s from the droid attack?",
"Kinda think falling rocks would be the biggest risk, but maybe I'm just a Nervous Nellie.",
"That sounds feasible, I like that explanation! ",
"r/sweatypalms",
"go right ahead, just looking makes me scared enough for both of us",
"I, for one, would walk on it.",
"Nope street",
"I'd say the scarier part is probably its age. (Although I obviously have no idea how old it actually is.)",
"looks like a trail on a mountain to me"
] | 32 | pics | Morning hike |
/r/pics/comments/7nufz1/found_at_a_hospital_in_india_xpostindia/ | [
"I can't speak for India, but in the U.S. the complaints seem [justified](https://www.pbs.org/newshour/health/health-costs-how-the-us-compares-with-other-countries)",
"I think this all depends on the amount of the fee. I mean...if we try to treat doctoring like a regular old service, meaning we allow it to be as expensive as its \"value\" allows... then you are really asking everyone who needs medical attention, \"how much is your life worth? Okay, give me all your money then.\" That's pretty fucked up, and why I think healthcare should not be a pay to play industry. ",
"There are other people to blame too. Insurance companies, politicians, etc. can’t all be one person’s fault."
] | 3 | pics | Found at a hospital in India (xpost-India) |
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"You could probably sell these.\n\n(But fix the spelling typo first, lol!)",
"yea i like it\n",
"*wasting",
"No, I think waisting refers to eating snacks and gaining wait.",
"*places massive amount of company time around waist* ahhhhh, this is how we do it",
"The irony of him not fixing my spelling mistake.",
"Snacks are in The weighting room.",
"That's heavy."
] | 8 | pics | A funny little something I made years ago for an old coworker. I miss the paper clip guy. |
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/r/pics/comments/7nuhiq/dandelion_head_a_quick_doodle_from_this_morning/ | [
"Can someone please TL:DR who the hell this guy is and why I've seen him all morning?",
"Logan Paul. YouTuber. Filmed a suicide victim in Japanese Sucicde forest for a vlog. Likely ended his career. ",
"Yikes. Thanks for filling me in."
] | 3 | pics | Dandelion head. A quick doodle from this morning. |
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"that would be a fun building to masturbate in. pooping too.",
"Or a colorful star Destroyer. ",
"Putin really did some nice things after all, despite all the ciriticisims",
"Seems very similar to the Japanese constructions I have seen. ",
"Korean temples are usually far more colourful than Japanese ones. ",
"Quick video about his type of buildings and how they withstand earthquakes. (3 minutes) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w78Yb_aotH0\n\nIt is part of the Secrets of China's Forbidden City that was aired on Channel 4",
"With traditional korean security cam",
"Is traditional Korean architecture different in any way to traditional Chinese architecture?",
"I'd like to hear an Eli5 on how this (and Japanese architecture) differs from the Chinese architechture",
"Here’s a subreddit I found that could potentially answer your question: https://www.reddit.com/r/korea/comments/4jrrac/what_makes_korean_architecture_different/ ",
"Take pictures while you can, cuz chubby kim might destroy them soon.",
"wow this is amazing. hey i [color-corrected to see more detail](http://i.imgs.fyi/img/28y0.jpg). its always tough shooting against the sky",
"I thought it was some creation in minecraft",
"That was a good read, thanks.",
"Psychedelic af. This rings true throughout all cultures, i persian rugs etc",
"Amazing shot!",
"OMG!!",
"Too Much Talent",
"Looks Chinese \n",
"You do know korean architecture is different than chinese",
"As a Nepali, I love seeing pagoda in different countries.\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pagoda#History",
"Oh man, that really makes things pop.",
"Did Korean's invent corrugated cardboard?",
"the camera - nice touch!",
"Also the flowers painted on the end-beams under the eave of the roof is a specifically Korean thing.\n\n[Ondol heating](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ondol) really can't be understated though, being a pretty major building element. Northern China had [kangs](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kang_bed-stove) instead. \n\n",
"same, they all seem to have vaguely similar roofing and \"corner upturns\" for lack of better terminology. I would be very interested to hear why that is...",
"*Koreans",
"It made it worse. Was that a joke?",
"not sure why are being downvoted. it looks like a lot like the roof on some forbidden city buildings\n\nhttp://l7.alamy.com/zooms/2a7671a17d5c430fa7141dd23cfc44ae/forbidden-city-roof-detail-b4xw22.jpg\n\nyou'd have to be fucking expert to tell the difference.",
"we wuz kangs",
"Thanks! I watched an interesting video on the design of the interlocking mechanism used for the roof support. They actually replicated the building structure onto a smaller scale version and then placed it onto an earthquake simulated. They then shook the whole structure to the max of what the simulated could produce and it withstood upwards of an 8.0 on the Richter scale. Pretty impressive design, though it’s reminiscent of Chinese infrastructure. ",
"this isn't traditional korean architecture. This is specifically korean buddhist temple architecture. Other buildings in korea did not traditionally look like this\n\nSource: Have lived at korean buddhist temples.",
"i believe korean and japanese architecture are based off chinese architecture so thats why its all similar. im just not sure how different they are ",
"For a min I was thinking this was a post from one of the tech subs im on.\n\nReally looks like you have a dying GPU or your drivers are hosed.",
"Don’t ever tell a Korean that ",
"yea a lot of this stuff happened through the spread of buddhism (building temples) during the tang dynasty. it spread from korea to japan. i like to think of japanese culture as a snapshot of tang era. since that was when they sent scholars to china. even zen has its roots as chan buddhism. and if you look at women's dress and make up style in tang era, it looks japanese! obviously over time things get localized and improved upon.\n\ni suspect the downvotes come from people who dont want to associate with china. \n",
"traditions that the chinese started.",
"I wonder, is there a practical purpose for these designs or are they mostly just decorative? \nHinest question would be thrilled with an answer from someone knowledgeable! :)",
"Korean here. here's a downvote",
"no -- i did that in order for myself to see the shadow detail, because its interesting\n\nbut, please say how its worse to you? i am curious",
"That's beatific, but can you imagine how goddamn long it would take to do, and especially to reliant every several years? Shit, and I thought I hated painting my simple wood house.",
"Nani?!",
"I was hoping legos",
"Apparently there is no difference, because according to my mainland Chinese friend, \"everything is Chinese\".",
"¡¿Que?!",
">Seeing as how the Chinese & Japanese pretty much raped & pillaged Korea back and forth for generations.. one could argue that there is no such thing as a full blooded Korean. Or if Koreans are essentially just a mix of the two.\n\nThat is almost entirely incorrect. Sure genetic makeup flowed in and out of peninsular much like in anywhere else, but as whole Korea was incredibly stable demographic wise, and there were no mass migration into or out of the peninsular. We (Koreans) got there, sat down, looked around, and decided to stay for thousands of years. We have no close linguistic cousin, so we must be an oddball. \n\nWhat is correct is that Korean culture is immensely affected by Chinese culture in scholarly sense. For most part of history China was viewed as center of culture and learning, so we adopted their practices, without massive influx of Chinese into Korea. \n\nAs for Japanese their raiding have been limited to coast, and their conquest were while damaging, very short lasting. Samurai invasion and Japanese occupation were too short to make any large scale demographical change.\n\nAs for the cultural influx from Japan, Korea for the most part of history looked down on Japanese culture, and largely disregarded it. Most recent occupation during early half of 1900s left some remnant, but no major shift in culture. \n\nIn this case buildings look similar for the similar reasons why there are bunch of Romanesque buildings in USA. Deliberate study and imitation. \n\n",
"I believe he means the resolution is much lower in your color corrected image. While the colors certainly pop more, a lot of the fine detail is lost.",
"Now compare that to the depressing gray blocks of modern metropolitan areas all over the world and tell me traditional *for all peoples* isn't important! Don't let modernism consume your soul.",
"That doesn't look like a button.",
"Yeah, I wonder why people call something ‘american’ when they can call it ‘english’ instead. You have to be a fucking expert, am I right?",
"Thought this was built in Minecraft at first glance.",
"I paint home exteriors for a living. And this... would... suck... to paint.",
"Is this in a park in Seoul that has an art museum in the same park? Can’t remember the name of the place but if that’s the case I’ve been there and it’s pretty amazing.",
"I have heard it said that China was to Asian culture what Rome was to the Western world.\n\nWasn't Chinese the lingua franca of that region in ancient times?",
"Not even remotely the same thing, you clown.",
"Sorry, Korea has barely any unique culture. It is directly copied from Chinese culture",
"But it makes you sure why he is getting downvote, unless you are an american.",
"Traditionally.",
"Hope you get your file stystem back.",
"ding ding ding, we have a winner!",
"Well..the wooden beams are practical because they do actually hold up the roof.\n\n\nThe paint..might confer some protection to the wooden structure against the elements. But its mostly for deco.",
"It looks like one of those models made from carving/shaving colored pencils. Very cool none the less.",
"Not an expert but for what Ive seen Japanese tends to be wooden whereas chinese can be wood but is more often brick or stone. Chinese buildings also tend to be red, yellow and black.",
"Found the Korean Buddhist.",
"I was in China and took a picture very similar to this at the forbidden city! I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed it.",
"I don't get why your uploaded picture is over 4 times smaller and you say it made anything better in terms of detail, I see what you intended for the colors but you definetly made it worse overall.",
"They made structures from rolls of holiday wrapping paper?",
"Traditional Japanese architecture heavily borrows from Tang Dynasty China which usually seen as one of the golden age of the arts of China. \n\n",
"There is nothing more Korean than CCTV.",
"Written chinese in paritcular. Which is why Hanja and Kanji are present in both Korea and Japan.",
"For the written word, yeah. Japanese and Korean didn't develop their own writing systems until the 9th and 15th centuries. They also use a lot of borrowed Chinese vocab.",
"Just like their phones, they just copy it and figure they can't be forced to stop making them if they just produce a lot.",
"And roof Koreans. As is tradition. Hashtag respect",
"Is Korea so ingenious in the art of architecture",
"my post history should tell you as much",
"Different curve of the roof top and the gable. Different colours. The spine of the Japanese roof is straight.",
"The supporting system is named :斗拱",
"Yes. They have their own traditional designs, as seen in the picture, their own guardian deity figures on the top, and their own distinctive shape.",
"Looks similar to Hindeloopen Art from The Netherlands. ",
"Nah, son. That’s the Finalizer, Kylo Ren’s flagship.",
"Nice",
"ill have some of whatever the architect is smoking",
"You're thinking of Gyeongbokgung Palace and yes, it's incredible. Best dumplings I've ever had right across the street. Although, I'm at least 35% sure this is not from there.",
"Well, was mainly looking for like a reason they are shaped like that, to slide off snow and rain etc\n\nBasically just a question if they took form over function or blended function into form!",
"Duuuuude those dumplings are kickass!!! But yeah probably not the same palace.",
"Totally not a historian or civil engineer here..I'll say that first.\n\n\nMy guess is that the sloping roofs were developed over time against snowfall/rain, like you said. Flat roofs tend to collect stuff and are easier to collapse inwards upon application of additional load compared to sloping roofs.\n\n\nSo since they had to make sloping roofs using this particular (nail-less, with interlocking joints, I believe) method, might as well make it pretty.\n\n\nNot sure if this answers your question.",
"well, a homeless man burned down one of national treasures so......",
"I keep imagining this picture as a puzzle...",
"It doesn't fully but I was stretching to get a better answer to save myself research. Thanks for trying though :)",
"I feel pretty bad, I genuinely thought it was a Starcraft screenshot...",
"Thought this was minecraft ",
"This is the underside of a Buddhist temple roof. It is possible that this temple is the one your are thinking about in Seoul, but these temples are located all through out the country and each is similar but have unique features. The probability this is the one you are thinking of is low. ",
"Korean Friendship Bell in San Pedro, CA",
"With Tradition",
"No, that's [Chinese](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/China_Central_Television).",
"So is it Chinese or Japanese?",
"I was a little disappointed when I learned that most of the buildings were modern reconstructions. But it's still beautiful and I have several pictures of the same pagoda. Also Sungyeomon (sp?) gate smack in the middle of a busy intersection in Gangbyeok Seoul. ",
"Yes. Construction is similar.",
"Comparing to Japanese/Chinese, Korean Architecture in Joseon era based on the Confucianism philosophy - In line with what's in Joseon Gyeong Gukjeon (조선경국전, 朝鮮經國典), written by Jeong Dojeon who set the basis of Joseon wrote, \"If the regime is extravagant, it puts the people to agony and damage its finances. If it is shabby, it can't demonstrate the dignity of the regime. Therefore, the beauty is being humble but not shabby, and glamorous but not extravagant儉而不陋 華而不侈\"."
] | 98 | pics | Some traditional Korean architecture |
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/r/pics/comments/7nujcl/during_the_german_hyperinflation_19181923_the/ | [
"German redditors who have grandparents who lived in that era are advised to start discussions about how hard times were (especially childhoods) back then. The stories they’d tell.\n\nOr photo albums. They count.",
"To hell with the stories, I want more if these pics",
"I hope that doesn’t happen to the US dollar.\nIt is no longer backed by anything but human perception, and the Federal Reserve Bank prints more when it feels like it.\n\nIt’s like a ticking time bomb",
"When the dollars all come home."
] | 4 | pics | During the German hyperinflation (1918-1923) the German mark became so worthless kids were making kites out of the bills |
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/r/pics/comments/7numqn/putting_a_die_into_your_die_so_when_your_die_dies/ | [
"i couldn’t think of a way to say “putting someone else’s post into your repost”in a way that fits properly... ",
"Yo dog",
"What if the die is dead inside?",
"Originally sheep knuckles were used for that purpose.\nHence the term “roll the bones”",
"Die die die my darlin’",
"Looks like they used blue die "
] | 6 | pics | Putting a die into your die so when your die dies you have a new die |
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/r/pics/comments/7nun5c/i_commissioned_a_friend_to_put_together_a/ | [
"Do you parents have a lot of dogs or do they only have one at a time and they keep dying?\n\nserious question ",
"If they're anything like my parents, they have a few at a time and new ones make their way in after the loss of an old one.",
"The two Cavoodles are their current dogs, the Dachshund is mine (grandbaby) The rest are dogs from various points in my childhood. The only one I didn’t grow up with was Jaguar the Police Dog, for obvious reasons. "
] | 4 | pics | I commissioned a friend to put together a portrait of my parents dogs (past and present) as a Christmas gift! Here’s the final product! |
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