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/r/pics/comments/7nm6tg/my_20_year_old_microwave_has_been_malfunctioning/ | [
"Ah yes. I've seen this before. The microwave will be good as new once you place a child inside. It is just requesting a sacrifice. \n\n(Obviously a joke) ",
"Child lock, you should be able to hit \"stop\" 3 times in a row to disable it - if it doesn't work, search out the user manual for your specific model.",
"I didn't ask for anything, did I? No big deal, I guess. Just looking for clarity. "
] | 4 | pics | My 20 year old microwave has been malfunctioning and is making a strange request. Sorry if this kind of thing has been posted before, but I'm unwilling to search for terms "Child" and "Microwave" together. |
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/r/pics/comments/7nm778/enterprise_painting_is_finally_going_up_in_the/ | [
"😲 that's awesome! Did you paint it?",
"Star Trekky Night.",
"[I just googled Van Gogh Enterprise.](https://www.amazon.com/Enterprise-Inspired-CANVAS-Boldly-starry/dp/B01LWO47LZ) I still think it's pretty neat.",
"Saved I may buy one!",
"i dont know much about art but this looks van gogh",
"“Make it Gogh”",
"Starry Trek Night",
"It is! Great find",
"Nighty Trek Star",
"Might be unpopular but that would look much better with out the starry night background.",
"Your wife made you take it out of the house eh?",
"That is something I need eventually.",
"Can we get that in Millennium Falcon?! ",
"Engage. ",
"Shut up and take all my money! Seriously, I need this!!!",
"My birthday was yesterday.\n\nNow I know what I want.",
"I would pay so much for this",
"What are you even saying",
"that calvin and hobbes one is pretty cool too",
"I will give you £250000 for that picture right now. Now! Don’t think about it. Just say yes.\n\nToo late.",
"Is this a law or accounting office ? I run a CPA accounting office and contemplating similar art work 👌",
"It looks so called",
"If you click on the link and then on the related...there is a death star one... granted that's not the mf. ",
"Oh ok cheers that cleared it up",
"Anytime pal",
"This is fucking brilliant",
"So you generated a picture with deep style and then copied it? Cool I guess...not original or artistic though ",
"One of Data's paintings?",
"Starry Night Trek",
"Engage-ing.",
"Star wars trash get out!",
" Love it!",
"\"Make it sokh?\" Took me a minute.",
"I bought that for my brother for Christmas!!! But only 8x8 size",
"The painting was actually on TNG. So it's a recreation.",
"Ah, same concept different source. Doesn't really change my opinion ",
"Gorgeous. ",
"!dreambot",
"OP may not have, but the artist at the link does, which is pretty freaking awesome, each piece would be one of a kind!",
"I got my dad one like that for Christmas! "
] | 41 | pics | Enterprise Painting is finally going up in the office. |
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/r/pics/comments/7nm7av/the_toilet_paper_at_disney_for_the_employees/ | [
"You better just shut up and Happily ever after. ",
"The elusive Ghost ply toilet paper. ",
"1/4 ply.",
"Well put it back then. Dont take shit that doesn't belong to you.",
"Step 1: use the whole roll to wipe your ass. Don't even unspool it.\nStep 2: flush\nStep 3: take solace knowing management just stepped over a dollar to pick up a dime.",
"The Crappiest Place on Earth",
"No shit ?",
"i usually fold it about 30 times before each wipe",
"That's the GOOD employee toilet paper! It's reserved for management. You'd better put that shit back inside your ass and get the t.p. that is meant for you. That's strike one. Now get back to those little shits out there and make 'em smile!",
"[Scenario Number 2](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9m2jblIjKGk&feature=youtu.be&t=59s)"
] | 10 | pics | the toilet paper at disney for the employees |
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/r/pics/comments/7nm8k5/moon_stealers/ | [
"These people turn around and sell it to other people that promised their significant other the moon. Like in that one movie.",
"They look like Moon repair people to me. They do moontenance.",
"Flat Earth confirmed!!!!!!!",
"I don't think they're all going to fit.",
"Harvesting Moon.",
"How many people does it take to steal the moon?\n\nApparently two. \nOne to pluck it out of the sky and the other to roll it into their shady van. ",
"We are going to steal.. the moon! ",
"This is *Full Moon Service* by Erik Johansson (/u/alltelleringet). Here's the [original post](https://www.reddit.com/r/Art/comments/6d9qy4/full_moon_service_photomanipulation_8272x6200_pix/) from /r/Art a few months ago.",
"Can someone make this a wallpaper size? ",
"Amazing how many moons fit in a van :)",
"Dumb",
"Yeah looks like they're replacing the bulbs. On the ground are old bulbs",
"Moon installers ",
"Exactly !",
"Move it a little right",
"If only there were a word in English that means \"a person who steals things\"...\n\nI know - STEALERS!\n\nಠ__ಠ\n",
"Thank you. I don't know why the thieving OP /u/karljt didn't credit the author.",
"OP just going for that sensationalized title. Repairmen deserve more",
"Calm down there Gru",
"And the credit... This has been posted a few months ago",
"/r/titlegore ",
"Not only a reposter but one who can't even speak ENGLISH. Lovely.",
"He was projecting.",
"Your right.",
"What about some snow.",
"My right to what?",
"But where's Moon Moon?",
"They're gonna need a bigger van.",
"Damn it! God damn reposts!",
"The word you're looking for is \"theif\".",
"You bastards!!!!!!! "
] | 32 | pics | Moon Stealers |
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/r/pics/comments/7nm9jk/impressive_hocus_pocus_cosplay/ | [
"day late and a dollar short with this one",
"Really awsome babe",
"I cannot look away from those lovely teeth !",
"Great use of a nose ",
"Major fail. The person on the left doesn't look anything like the character on the right.",
"I'll probably get downvoted, but I was truly scared of this witch as a child and therefore hate this movie.",
"Hollywood!!!!!!"
] | 8 | pics | Impressive Hocus Pocus Cosplay |
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/r/pics/comments/7nmbdi/the_house_i_stayed_at_for_new_year_has_a_hidden/ | [
"This would be a lot less creepy if it wasn’t a bed in there. ",
"It'd be a lot MORE creepy if the bed wasn't clean, soft, and fluffy.\n",
"ive always wanted a secret door room :(",
"It's the Gestapo. Pack your bags!",
"Not so hidden it looks like.",
"that's not a bedroom, there's no window or ventilation?",
"its for ur asian sex slave duuuuhhh",
"or in case if you have to hide a jew",
"i'd totally pretend to be Harry Potter in there",
"Or a regular slave from back in the day. They wanted them to be out of sight so they didnt just have a bedroom down the hall, it was under the stairs or say the basement",
"Can confirm, I still have mine !... Now that I think about it... should I say her the war is over ?",
"nah, do you want to tell her you lied for 70 years? or do you want her to think of you as a savior?",
"Eh ! Whatever, how would she dare disrespect me ? I'm recognized as \"Righteous Among the Nations\" after all !",
"> https://www.reddit.com/r/hidden/\n\nceterum censeo \"unit libertatem\" esse delendam.",
"good job stealing my post down to the caption, karma hoe!"
] | 15 | pics | The house I stayed at for new year has a hidden bedroom with a secret bookcase door. |
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/r/pics/comments/7nmdkg/amazing_space/ | [
"How sweet the sound...",
"That saved a planet like me",
"I once was gaseous"
] | 3 | pics | Amazing space? |
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/r/pics/comments/7nmdrd/cell_phone_moon_photo_shot_with_a_galaxy_s7/ | [
"That is a really clear image! Did you use some kind of additional lens?",
"Would have to be for that kind of definition ",
"I took this photo last week using only a Galaxy S7, and a pair of binoculars. \n\n\nA couple of my friends on Facebook posted photos of the moon, and theirs showed basically a white pinpoint in the sky, and I thought I would give it a try.\n\n\nMy first attempt pointing the camera at the moon got the same result - just a very bright white dot. Zoom on the cell phone didn't do much. So I got a pair of binoculars and held the phone up to the lens. It made it much bigger, but still just a white blob. It was too cold outside to manipulate the equipment, and I couldn't hold the phone steady.\n\n\nI played around with the camera settings and found the Pro mode. It let me change the aperture to make the photo much dimmer (I don't know all the technical language about cameras, sorry - I was just mashing buttons till I was able to see detail on the moon.)\n\n\nMy next attempt was indoors, shooting through my front window. I used a bigger set of binoculars that had a tripod mount. That solved the problem of keeping the camera still. I had my partner hold the camera up to the binoculars and I pressed the shutter button.\n",
"I used a set of binoculars. I wrote up a description in the responses. I took about 100 photos and that was the clearest of them.",
"Nicely done, if you can get a tripod would help too, the more still the phone is held over time with a slower speed will absorb more light giving you a stronger definition :) ",
"Pro mode really let's you take some great pictures on the s7. I've taken several shots of the milky way on mine by manually setting the shutter speed to 10 seconds and adjusting the exposure ",
"That is a cool idea. I wanted to increase the shutter time but have not figured that out yet. The winter gives the clearest skies, but it is too cold on the fingers and too hard on the electronics to do much.\n"
] | 7 | pics | Cell phone moon photo, shot with a Galaxy S7 |
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/r/pics/comments/7nmf8m/beach_rock_color_spectrum/ | [
"Can you frame this for my living room? Thanks",
"If I was stranded on a desert island I would do this on day 4578",
"Many, many times",
"I enjoy how you'll see a post one day and the following day it'll be reposted with a new title. You gotta wait, man."
] | 5 | pics | Beach rock color spectrum |
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/r/pics/comments/7nmg5r/i_saved_all_my_1s_and_5s_throughout_2017_and/ | [
"I’d love to do this but hardly carry cash anymore",
"How much is that in real money?",
"Damn you took it a step further and even saved your $1s. Impressive. ",
"Are those Rubles?",
"Congratulations but what's your annual salary ? ",
"I go through a lot of ones. I'm curious what I'd get out of this. My change jar has $1000 in it after 18 months or so. If I applied that same level of focus on singles...",
"I do this with my $20 bills (I work in a bar and usually do this after I get my tips)) and I’ve noticed I’m not spending on random stuff like I used to. Also, I’m up to about $4200. 🙂"
] | 7 | pics | I saved all my 1s and 5s throughout 2017 and ended it with more than 2k. |
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/r/pics/comments/7nmirh/the_first_ever_photo_of_chernobyl_taken_14_hours/ | [
"The first ever comment posted 52 minutes after initial post ",
"What’s with the circle ",
"...it’s a window",
"I wondered if the noise in the photo was due to radiation and found [this article](https://www.theguardian.com/environment/gallery/2011/apr/26/chernobyl-nuclear-disaster-in-pictures) with more info about this, and other, photos of Chernobyl for anyone interested.",
"Am I going to get radiation poisoning if I look at the picture too long?",
"Well it wasn't an explosion. It just got too hot and started melting everything. The problem right now is, it continues to eat away at the bowl of concrete they put below it. They are still working on reinforcing it so it doesn't eat down to ground water.",
"They put a toilet paper roll over the camera so the film doesn't get ruined by the radiation."
] | 7 | pics | The first ever photo of Chernobyl taken 14 hours after the explosion. |
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/r/pics/comments/7nmqmb/possesscheguevara/ | [
"What makes you a fan of him? Do you not realize who he is and what he’s done?",
"This dude, scum of the earth ",
"I m not the fan, the cat is."
] | 3 | pics | Possess.#cheguevara |
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/r/pics/comments/7nmqu0/lake_michigan_is_gorgeous_while_it_freezes/ | [
"TIL this is one picture. \n\nthis also looks like clouds under an airplane.",
"Until you anger Poseidon and the ice [moves onto land](https://youtu.be/asW71AULtMM).",
"This reminds me of an old story. Some famous Chicago gambler \"Nick the Greek\" Bet a bunch of people he could drive a golf ball 500 yards. He took bets for a long time. People said \"hey when are we gonna settle our bet?\" This goes on for months until one cold winter day has gathers the entire group who bet against him. Goes to the edge of a frozen Lake Michigan. Hit an average drive...that skipped like stone several times across the frozen lake. He allegedly made $50K in 1920's money. ",
"Haha! This is awesome. Smart dude."
] | 4 | pics | Lake Michigan is gorgeous while it freezes. |
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/r/pics/comments/7nmswr/a_shop_already_made_this_reddit_post_into_a_card/ | [
"is it possible that picture existed somewhere else before being posted on Reddit?\n",
"It might have been posted somewhere else yeah but it did get a lot of upvotes...",
"[Referenced post](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/7mzmh4/the_greatest_chew_toy_of_all_time/)\n\nThis was a repost btw, so it's pretty unlikely they got it from the repost 3 days ago and more likely they already had it from another post, either on Reddit or somewhere else.\n\nAlso, upon closer inspection, the background is changed in the post card.",
"cracking toast, Gromit"
] | 4 | pics | A shop already made this reddit post into a card |
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/r/pics/comments/7nmsxw/hot_bath_with_a_view/ | [
"Beautiful. Where is this? ",
"I'm going to take a wild guess and say Iceland",
"Pebble creek? Love that place...",
"H O T B O I",
"Such a good boi",
"That was my initial hunch as well, but the trees lead me to believe it is not Iceland as there are very very few trees in that entire island nation. There are a few patches with trees though so it is a possibility ",
"Better than the view when I'm in the bath, let's just say that",
"This is at Keyhole Hot Springs, Pemberton, Canada",
"Yup. Really hope this is an old picture. With the amount of garbage left behind by visitors there have been bear problems leading to the hot springs being closed. If people continue to use them they will be permanently decommissioned. \n\nhttp://www.cbc.ca/1.4132931\n\nEdit: Otherwise an amazing place, one of my favorite hot springs. ",
"*Pemberton ",
"Beautiful British Columbia!!",
"I am always just a little terrified of non-tapped hot spring water. They're fed from thermal sources, so it's possible they could get dangerously hot. ",
"Hot bath with a great view",
"Nice doggie by the way",
"The upper tubs of these hot springs do get extremely hot. But luckily the river below is ice cold. there’s a few buckets below to drag water up from the river.",
"thats a dog, not a view",
"Smells like shit. ",
"Hotsprings all over the pacific northwest that aren't closed if you are willing to deal with the smell.",
"Smell of naked hippies or sulfur?",
"What do you mean....deal with the smell? Just the natural sulfur content?",
"Actually the supply is almost always of a near constant temperature. ",
"Crown land, isn't it?",
"Well, yes. But it is your natural sulfur content.",
"That's that's, not thats.",
"[Yep.](http://hotspringsguide.net/why-do-some-hot-springs-smell/) Not all hotsprings have the same sulfur smell but it's pretty strong at some of them.\n\nFrom the article:\n>That sulfurous rotten egg sort of Hot Springs smell is actually H2S, hydrogen sulfide. Not all hot springs have it to the same extent, there are some that don’t have the hot springs smell at all.",
"Gotcha....I don't consider \"dealing with the smell\" to be a problem with hot springs. I love all of them, sulfurous or not!",
"Assholes! That's so upsetting.",
"Yeah, we have these springs all over the pac-nw. They all smell like rotten eggs. ",
"but what is that? ",
"Unless it's tapped and filtered, it can't be. What I mean is that it could be the same temp for 100 years, but there is no guarantee it won't heat or cool as subterranean thermal channels change. \n\nSo I logically know they're very stable, but my fear is something changes down below and a super-heated column of water suddenly flows up while I am in it. ",
"If it's H2S and the concentration is high enough then you don't have to deal with the smell. ",
"And I thought it was miserable getting out of the hot tub when it's 12 degrees outside, I have one step until I get inside. What does this poor sap have to do to warm up when he gets out?",
"Nope. Some people love their dogs too damned much.",
"Thats some bull right there",
"Shit, I thought that was a mountain lion for a second. ",
"How to ruin a nice place real fast.\n\n- Step 1: Put it on some shitty facebook page be it a travel page or FlyingBible or if anything like that exist.\n\n- Step 2: \"Profit\".",
"This definitely crosses that fine line. I'll swim and play with my dog in a lake but not in a public hot spings. Dog owners need to consider other peoples health concerns and allergies. ",
"But the only reason that spring is hot is because there is a hot doggo in it",
"Just with being dead! ",
"Anywhere beautiful is usually just BC.",
"Hey that what my licence plate says!!!",
"Clearly that's a minor side effect /s\n\nIn all seriousness I don't know how much H2S is at hot springs, didn't even know they had it until now. With that said H2S is no joke and kind of terrifying. If you smell that rotten egg smell and it is present in large quantities the first thing to go will be your sense of smell. If someone goes down because of H2S gas the find professional help and do not attempt to get them. H2S has a bad habit of causing chained deaths. Fun fact though! You can set of an H2S monitor with a fart, makes for an awkward lunch room experience though.",
"Shit yeah, I knew that had to be around here. ",
"dangurus view.but nice",
"The \"half way\" hotsprings near nakusp were recently taken over by the province to prevent this kind of thing as well. It's patrolled by a park ranger and you have to pay to stay overnight now as well.\n\nI was upset at first but there's a ton of bullshit that goes on there with... um.. \"non locals\" we'll say. They've even put some money into the pools to make them safer, bigger, and more durable.",
"mmm delicious brain-eating amoebas",
"Hey fuck you if that's a recent photo.\n\nPeople like you are they reason i lost this wonderful place. Trash. Disobeying closures and all the other shit people do with no respect for nature or the outdoors.\n\nCan anyone read the photo data so i can forward to conservation.\n\nAgain fuck you if this is in the last 2 years.",
"This always looks so cool, but then it hits me ... At SOME POINT ... you have to get out of the warm steamy water into the FRICKING SNOWY COLD. Yea no. ",
"Its not me, but sorry I wasn't aware of any of that going on. Also I think this photo is quite old tbh. You may be able to do a google reverse image search and get more info. ",
"H2S is terrifying. I work in the Oil industry and it kills a few people most years.\n\nAt lethal concentrations the first breath or two kills your sense of smell and you can no longer sense the danger. A few moments later you're unconscious amd then dead.",
"Wet hot bitch with naked guy in public",
"It was working in the oil industry that taught me about it. Happy to say we never saw any deaths but to be fair the company I worked for didn't joke around when it came to safety.",
"Pictures like this really hit home how much im not living but simply existing",
"Half a mile up river from these springs are one of the most incredible waterfalls ever, called \"Keyhole Falls\". They got their name from the river, full of abrasives from the melting glacier wearing their way through the solid rock into a [keyhole shape.](https://media2.fdncms.com/pique/imager/u/zoom/3414734/n-keyhole_falls_2420_web_steers_.jpg)\n\nA few years ago, [some crazy fucker kayaked off Keyhole...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izpYELTU4MA) (Yes this is a Redbull video. Please don't click this link and subject yourself to advertising if you are mentally weak to logo placement or a whiney hail corporate bitch) ;)\n",
"Same. ",
"Did you recently watch the movie Volcano or do you live in constant fear of unlikely natural events?",
"The EXIF data has been deleted FYI",
"Towel down, toss on your heavy clothes, and start hiking up that ridge. Really not that bad......",
"Incorrect. This is just North of Falkreath. #fakenews\n\n/s",
"Ever tried toweling off when your towel is 12 degrees? It's miserable. I'm sure getting dressed while a little wet when your clothes are also 12 degrees isn't much fun either.",
"\nYikes cranky boy ",
"IG and Selfies.\n\nPeople hate in the LA subreddit when i tell em to shut up about posting great restraunts and places.\n\nWhy do people need to brag so badly, they destroy things?\n\nfirst!! i b4 it gets ruined!!( yet im part of the reason its getting destroyed).\n\nanyways, looks awesome. My GF loves hot springs. If i take her to a spring one day, the rest of the vacation can be aboit me and she doesnt care.",
"Is it? Fuck. That ain't too far, ~~I'm going there.~~ guess I can't.",
"Hanging Lake in Colorado is a perfect example of this. ",
"it's bc, but close guess, BC is Canada's Iceland ;) ",
"lmao right? like unless you have the same pic at the same spot or you are in the pic... how do you know? When it comes to nature, shit can just be shit... even if it's similar. ",
"Lies, this is Skyrim.",
"No one I've worked for had an issue but heard lots of stories. A few years back 3 guys on a rig crew died from it. First passed out and two others ran in to try and help and died too. ",
"Allergies. Come on. Why should a small portion of the general population dictate to others what to do or where to do it. You have allergies, it's your job to ensure you don't come across any substance that could cause you harm. \n\nStop castrating the whole damn society for marginal situations. Deal with the minority that have allergies instead.\n\nJust before people start throwing rocks at me, I have several allergies myself : animals, milk, trees...I'm the one dealing with this shit. Not the whole damn world.\n\nEdit: added the last paragraph.\n\n\n\n",
"life goals what a view",
"In a billion years the labruman population will do an annual pilgrimage to this very spot.",
"Hot springs near me have been under scrutiny and possibly going to be shut down, because people bring their dogs in. Dogs don't sweat, and they can overheat really easily in hot springs. Some dogs died in the one near me. Be careful. ",
"I tried to go here in july and was told it was closed for those exact reasons! ",
"It all goes in cycles. Place is lowkey. Place gets popular. Place get overcrowded and filled with trash. Place gets closed. Place recovers and reopens. Place is lowkey again. ",
"Anyone know if there are similar places in norcal? ",
"Worst result of the internet imho.",
"Seriously, pristine view of gorgeous water with a stinky wet dog ruining it",
"Yes ",
"Well then message it to me so it doesnt get blown up! :)",
"Keyhole is my favourite place on earth. I'm chapped that idiots left trash and food everywhere to the point that they had to close it due to aggressive bears. Bears are eating the leftover trash and lost their fear of humans. ",
"the fastest way would be to post about it on reddit",
"Many areas have seasonal meltwater that mixes underground as the hot water comes out, meaning the end water we get at the surface varies according to season.",
"is this skyrim?",
"Oh, Frank.",
"You know the springs were open winter of 2016/2017, right? They just recently closed again in May 2017.",
"I was in Yellowstone this summer and I actually kind of liked the smell. Maybe because it was so different than what I'm used to. We were able to swim in a river that has a hot springs draining into it and it was very cool. It was interesting to have one arm in really cold water and the other in really hot water.",
"I’m only saying most natural hot springs aren’t monitored. An onsen is very much monitored and regulated.\n\nAnd I guess we all have one irrational fear. I’m very probability driven, but I personally find hot springs very uncontrolled. Most springs aren’t studied and their temps aren’t known. ",
"Frank?! Frank Gallagher, wassup man!!",
"It wasn't necessarily from trash, I think the leading hypothesis was people feeding the grizzlies. I went right before it closed, it was so bad that there were numerous reports of grizzlies chasing people until they dropped their backpacks. They associated backpacks with food. When I was there there was literally no trash, it was end of the day and there were a lot of cars when we arrived and we saw 0 trash ",
"Waiter there's a dog in my soup.",
"Yeah, that's a sweet spot in the Boiling River especially in the middle of winter. :) ",
"I feel like I can see his smile from the back of his head.",
"And Conundrum Hotsprings....people leave their garbage and beer cans and shit (literally - e.coli problems in water) everywhere.",
"I really fucking hate when people bring their dogs to hot springs (calling out you assholes in New Mexico). It totally ruins the relaxation element and no one wants to deal with dog shit!",
"Yup, that's the place. I don't know if there are any other places to swim like that in the park, but that's where we were. I'm sure it would be amazing in the winter. Hell, the entire park would be amazing in winter and I'd imagine a much different experience.",
"Dude just google.",
"Honestly it's not as bad as you think. You're so warm from the springs you don't notice the temps for the amount of time it takes to dry off and get dressed. Just don't get your head wet! \n\nSource: I spend a lot of time in NM and CO hot springs.",
"It's not that bad dude. The towel has very little thermal inertia itself, so it will quickly become the temp of your body. \n\nI have done this many times. It really isn't that bad man. You should relax a little bit and have some fun.",
"I feel bad for this... It looks like you could have really romantic time there but now you tell me people ruined it... :'(",
"If she likes hot springs you should show her the website Soak.net. Lists all of the known hot springs in the US (and many in Canada too I think), along with map coordinates, what quad it's on, if they are on public or private land, surface temps, etc.\n\nGrowing up in the early 80s we drove around the country a lot on various trips and my mom would track down hot springs everywhere we went. Got to go to some really amazing ones way off the beaten track, especially in Canada and Alaska. It would have been much easier to find them if something like soak.net had been around back in the day.",
"So check it out - if you go to a hot springs and see bones and human corpses all over the place, turn around and leave.",
"Yeah that sounds easier than asking someone that knows. I could spend hours perusing reviews and maps looking for that perfect spot that nobody has heard of . I'm trying to find a spot that ISNT blown up. ",
"Soak.net is no longer",
"Hundreds.",
"all I ever see is my shitty grey town...i know what you mean.",
"That's too bad. It can still be accessed via the WayBack Machine, but it's clunky to do so.",
"I watched the eclipse from a hot tub in a place that looks just like this.",
"HZD:FW?",
"Damn I knew I've been there before.",
"SHHH!\n\nAt least he didnt show the extra secret spring 100m above it ;)",
"Shhhh!!!",
"Smell? Not really a problem IMO.. Been to 24 hot springs in PNW",
"I was just in half way this spring. didnt see any rangers but it was still early season. \n\nSome of the better ones like Skookumchuck are run by the natives. $5 and MUCH cleaner/ well kept. Since they do really care about the springs. ",
"? The shot at 2:34 is complete. ",
"For a short while it also said \"Best Place on Earth\" haha. ",
"Damn I got the province right. Was thinking one if the natural springs along kinbasket lake.",
"LOL. I frequently go hot springing when the temps are -20 and colder. Its so relaxing. ",
"50.667, -123.46",
"SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS! ",
"~~facebook page~~ reddit",
"My wife's childhood dog died from a hotspring, but not for the same reason.\n\nDog thought the spring was just like any other body of water and jumped in, but this was a super hot spring and she was boiled alive.\n\nDon't bring your dogs to hot springs, and if your hiking with a dog and *find* a hotspring, leash your dog immediately, and keep them leashed until you reach your car. ",
"I think those falls are gone or will be with the water diversion.",
"And i thought getting out of bed when it was cold out was tough. ",
"Wow, these Cialis adds keep getting more and more weird.",
"From the run of the river hydro project? They only divert a small percentage of the water. The falls are still going strong.",
"That's great, I remember reading the old Friends of Keyhole Falls page which made it look like the IPP would be devastating.",
"Man I really wanna go to a place like that :( will someone take me there?",
"There's an awesome hot spring like this near me in CO called strawberry hot springs. Same setup, hot spring pools right next to icy cold Rocky Mountain river to cool down if desired. Luckily it's been privatized and they are insanely strict with their rules. You can also camp or stay in a teepee or old railroad car if you want. Best of all, after 10pm are adult only hours, clothing optional. Still have yet to go, waiting for the right lady to spoil. ",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Proof that white guys are doing amazing things https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBb01XIjLW",
"It’s Sawyer and Vincent!",
"ʘ‿ʘ",
"Do you have bodacious bazoongas or nah??",
"Is that the only requirement for going there?",
"Yeah it's an amazing place. And the hike in is pretty spectacular too",
"No. Fuck you, smelly hippy and fuck that guy and his dumbass dog, people with stupid clumsy dogs running through people at hot springs ruin them. For anyone else that doesn't know nor give a shit, a few hundred meters from these (really shitty hot spring nests, cause only the bottom one is not boiling temps, built in a beautiful area) lies the construction of a BC Hydro facility... Now ever since this pile of shit they call a power facility began being built the asshat \"conservation\" officers BC Hydro paid off have been looking into ways to close the area off. They got crews going in and out of the area non stop... You really don't think those guys do whatever the fuck they want there? Lol",
"Dude I was here last winter, 3 tubs out of which 2 are so hot you'd boil eggs in 2 min. Spend 5 min in the third one nearest the river and you're warm enough to run around in the snow naked for 5 min and not feel a thing but hot... think of it like 1:1 ratio ",
"I have my hot tub set at 99 F right now, perfect for cold temperatures. It sounds like those hot springs are a bit *too* hot for my taste.",
"How far are you willing to go?",
"Pretty far. I dont mind hiking for a while to get to hard to find spots. ",
"Check out New Mexico and Nevada!"
] | 142 | pics | Hot bath with a view. |
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/r/pics/comments/7nmthm/frost_monster_slayed/ | [
"Airplane urine rod procured. Onwards!",
"If it was possible to edit titles I would so add that to it...",
"You trying to kill a dragon?",
"/r/bossfights",
"/u/ThomasMaker, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No pictures with added/superimposed digital elements.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/ThomasMaker&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7nmthm/frost_monster_slayed/?context=10\\))"
] | 5 | pics | Frost Monster Slayed |
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/r/pics/comments/7nmv7u/white_walls_colored_glass/ | [
"Wow that looks amazing. Where is this, at home, or an office or hospital?",
"Great Architectural work",
"excellent idea",
"Great execution ",
"wonderful idea",
"Nice colour ",
"/r/AccidentalWesAnderson ",
"except that its flat, sloped, flat. would have been 2x better with a constant slope. \n\nscrew the doors on the right. cut the bottom edge of the doors at an angle, make the room to the right all have strange sloped floors, and call it a day!",
"Reminds me of Her",
"Is just a post. Y u hafta b so made?",
"This is rendered in Unreal Engine 4. https://youtu.be/yZ5iCwsIY78",
"Its in Unreal Engine 4. ",
"Where's Drake?",
"I remember this puzzle from *The Witness*...",
"They could host an awesome masque of the red death themed party there ",
"The render is based on a building that exists in real life.",
"The real question is why wasn’t the source posted too. ",
"Because changing the gradient on this entire story would just be a blast...",
"r/designporn",
"r/thewitnessirl",
"You used to call me on my cell phone...",
"Creative~"
] | 23 | pics | White Walls + Colored Glass |
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/r/pics/comments/7nmxku/steve_jobs_and_bill_gates_1985/ | [
"Steve: People love apples. .\n\nBill: Everyone needs windows at home...",
"Bill used to work for Steve. Several times, he encouraged Steve to protect his ideas. Eventually, he gave up and used these ideas to develop his own success.",
"[Lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VUuH4TEmgLo)"
] | 3 | pics | Steve Jobs and Bill Gates, 1985 |
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/r/pics/comments/7nmyu1/we_lost_this_18_year_old_gent_this_morning/ | [
"I didn’t understand the loss of a pet until we lost our sweet girl. I’m so, so sorry for your loss. 18 years is a good long life. I hope you have many happy memories. ",
"Thanks. He was the last of three. All three were old and had great lives. We are lucky to have had them. ",
"I’m so sorry for your loss. It’s tough, even when they’ve had a long and happy life. ",
"My deepest heartfelt condolences for your loss.",
"so sad ,,,, ",
"So sorry for your loss. ",
"My deepest condolences on your loss. It's never easy to lose a furry companion, especially one that has been with you for so long. I hope you have many happy and loving memories of your time together. <3 <3 <3 \n\n(I particularly feel for you, as we are on the last few days of my own 18 year old cat. It's going to be so hard to say farewell...)",
"It's such a hard time knowing when to make the call. I'm sorry you're going through it. ",
"It is, isn't it?\n\nSending virtual sympathy hugs...",
"/u/DigitallyBorn, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not be designed to elicit sympathy. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/DigitallyBorn&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7nmyu1/we_lost_this_18_year_old_gent_this_morning/?context=10\\))",
"Apologies. Sympathy wasn't what I was going for, but I understand.",
"Really sorry for your cat. \n\nUnfortunately, that rule is more about how it is perceived than how it is intended. ",
"Fair enough. I'm sure you get a bunch of crap. No worries here.",
"> Really sorry for your cat.\n\n... and thanks :)"
] | 15 | pics | We lost this 18 year old gent this morning. |
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/r/pics/comments/7nmzai/our_new_years_dinner_celebration_all_you_can_eat/ | [
"Kinda looks like a place some friends took me to in Elkridge, Maryland.",
"It was very good, we will do it again soon. $35. a person. ",
"We had a lot of fun with the little crab-hammers.\n\nI'm in south Louisiana, and down here, the best \"all you can eat\" means four full sheets of newspaper and about 20 lbs. of boiled shrimp & crawfish. And a lot of beer, of course. It's not a successful meal unless the grease and bits of shell go all the way past your elbows.",
"Tasty looking food yummy!!",
"Can you share the name of this place, please?",
"Some friends and I are planning to visit La. Any chance you could share the names of your favorite places like this?",
"On newspapers? Yummy ink. ",
"That looks like an odd yet delicious dish. Does it have a name?",
"This place is called Claw Daddy's in the LES of Manhattan. ",
"North of the M-D line it is a clam-bake\n\nSouth of the M-D line it is a low-country boil.",
"Thank you!",
"Well, of course, there's Louisiana and there's New Orleans. Outside NOLA is very different. And even the rest of the city is very different from the Vieux Carre, which is all many tourists ever see -- and think they've experienced \"Louisiana.\"\n\nAlso keep in mind that, in terms of cuisine -- and culture generally -- Louisiana only exists south of Bunkie. Everything above that is just leftover Arkansas and Mississippi.\n\nHaving said that: I know the area between New Orleans and Baton Rouge quite well. This is the \"River Parishes.\" There's also \"Acadiana,\" the center of which is Lafayette, and I'm only passingly familiar with that. Things are somewhat different over there.\n\nI'm a Texan-in-exile but my wife's people have all lived right around here for ~250 years. There are a considerable number of extremely good seafood restaurants, naturally. The fact that there are *so* many means you can find anything from very upscale places like Commander's Palace that bring in the tourists, to ordinary semi-chains with 8-10 locations around the state (Mike Anderson's is one of the best, in my wide experience), to small places with formica tables where only the locals ever go. Those places often do only counter service and use only disposable plates (not unlike my favorite BBQ joints back in Texas.)\n\nAbout five miles from me, down on the River Road, right across the road from the levee, and not far from the Sunshine Bridge over to Donaldsonville, is a little butcher-paper place called **Hymel's** that is very much the sort of place I think we're discussing. Excellent shrimp, crawfish, catfish, boudin, and red beans & rice, and cold beer. People in the know will travel a couple hours for dinner there on a summer evening, and the dirt parking area out front will be packed. It's also where I often take out-of-towners who are in Baton Rouge for a conference or something.\n\nEveryone has their favorite family-type seafood restaurant and also their favorite joint. And they're always proselytic about it, so you have only to inquire of anyone you meet. (They'll also be quick to warn you of the places in the guide books that \"aren't as good as they used to be.\")\n\nEDIT missing",
"Everything is in a shell and has to be pried open.",
"There's always that one person",
"Journalist? ",
"Covered in ink. Especially the corncobs. Yummy! ",
"You aren't supposed to eat the ink.",
"My saying! "
] | 18 | pics | Our New Years dinner celebration. All you can eat seafood place. |
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/r/pics/comments/7nmzz5/star_wars_actor_arriving_at_the_belfast_airport/ | [
"Kylo is keeping his swole pecks in that bag",
"Mark is still my Jedi",
"The **People's** Jedi.",
"To be fair, they are not avoiding fans but paparazzi. Paparazzi sucks. ",
"I think if CiG manages to get it out before 2020, Mark's work in Squadron 42 is going to be remembered better than the Star Whateverz",
"Very odd choice of thread to bring up Star Citizen, but I completely disagree.\n\nNo way will the single player version of a multiplayer game be more recognized than one of the most famous franchises in existence.",
"I'm liking Mark more and more with each passing year.\n\nThe other two, not as much.",
"Mark always looks like he is just enjoying the hell out of everything. ",
"Obi-Wan ran away and hid. \n\n\nYoda ran away and hid. \n\n\nJedis have a long history of running from conflict and hiding.\n",
"I'd even put him being known as the Joker as a close second, never anything to do with Squadron 42. That would go near the bottom, right under his portrayal of the Cock Knocker.",
"The real joke is always in the comments ",
"I don't know the other two actors by name. But here is what is happening:\nShe: just had a multi hour flight- not looking her A game- why the fuck would she want her picture taken?\nHim: Starting to make an impact in the movie industry after breaking out of the TV world. Every picture published gives people an impression and he pays someone a lot of money to plan how people perceive him.\nMark: I FUCKING LOVE LIFE <3 Fucking loves everything and is excited about what is going on now. ",
"/r/circlejerk",
"Luke be a Jedi tonight! Luke if you ever were a Jedi to begin with! Luke be a Jedi tonight!",
"If they all worked together, Mark could provide the distraction while the other two run and hide.",
"I don't actually have any issues with famous people avoiding fans. I don't always want to talk to strangers, why should they be forced to at all times?",
"Look, kids, it's Mark Hamill!",
"Wouldn't complain about being in a circle jerk with those three",
"Sad that one of them died in sw 8",
"Prior to running, they stirred the pot all over the galaxy, forcing conflict where a peaceful resolution could have occurred.\n\n/r/EmpireDidNothingWrong \n",
"He acting was mediocre and was only dragging down the latest star wars trilogy. It will be better for his absence. ",
"I was rooting soooo hard for Finn to sacrifice himself.\n\nDamn that Rose bitch. She doesn't stand a chance anyway against Poe.",
"The wrong one, that's for sure.",
"Because they are fanatics. what could be bad about someone worshiping fake versions of you?",
"I get the impression that it's gonna be [Rose/Finn and Rey/Poe in the end](/spoiler) but I hate the [Rose/Finn](/spoiler) thing because I felt they didn't progress it enough. They should've held off on [the kiss](/spoiler) and put in more progression even if they had to wait until the third movie to push it.\n\nThe way it was done it felt very \"Let's have this happen but let's not spend the time to make it happen naturally but who cares?\" :(",
"Same here. I don’t care much for the Jedi-Sith conflict, they can all kill each other. I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe. ",
"Someone needs to just make the tough call and let that game die. Kill if, if they have to.",
"Why don’t you like them as much?",
"Daisey Ridley and Adam Driver",
"Should have been General Hux, what a stupid character",
"Just a humble moisture farmer on OP's mom. ",
"Mark Hammils a diamond ",
"He must know what it's like to be a regular working stiff vs an actor with steady work.",
"Thee Jedi, the last real Jedi.",
"Could you imagine all the Star Wars fans you’d have to shake hands with daily. “OMG it’s Ray” ",
"If I'm ever masturbating and Adam Driver's weird long face and double wide rib cage are anywhere near me I would never be able to climax sexually again.",
"The homeless dude in the last two pictures looks like he'd make a really good Joker.",
"i mean... he spent a pretty long time when he was mostly just a voice actor. \n\nhe still had regular work, but he wasn't in the public eye.\n\ni feel like he may well actually enjoy the attention he is getting again. ",
"Mark went from super famous to not as famous, and now he is super famous again. He knows that it doesn't usually last and that he wants to enjoy it. Daisy and Adam are newer to this type of fame, and I expect they just don't know exactly how to cope with it yet. Also, girls get hit harder in the media if the look even a bit disheveled.",
"> Daisey Ridley and Ben Swolo",
"I think this illustrates pretty well the difference between actors and movie stars."
] | 41 | pics | Star wars actor arriving at the Belfast airport |
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/r/pics/comments/7nn07o/canoeing_with_snowfall/ | [
"Doggy paddle.",
"This may be one of the most beautiful and happy pictures I've ever seen. ",
"Odd name for a yellow dog",
"This looks like its been deep fried",
"[Here's the same dog, same canoe, same shoes, and same paddle but it looks like a summer day.](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/40/83/9b/40839be75032c68e1a2440cee024f2e9.jpg)\n\n\nIf I had to guess, I would say this picture is more than likely the original, and the picture OP posted was the edit, since people tend not to canoe when its freezing out.\n\n\nBut honestly, both look off, like maybe they were both photoshopped or something. I dunno.",
"Puppers eyes are different though.\n\nYou mean you don’t take your shoes off when it’s freezing outside and you’re canoeing? ",
"Look at that he’s so happy ",
"Seems like a lot of shadows in the boat for a snowy day. ",
"I'm thinking OP and his puppy are time travelers but they can only travel through time barefoot in a canoe and also they have to post their adventures on Reddit for karma that powers their time canoe ",
"Shameless shoutout to my favorite mini sub, /r/canoewithaview",
"also.. why are his shoes off..?\n\nthis is one of the crappiest quality \"photos\" I've ever seen",
"Not me dude. Source is @davey. I was just sharing.",
"he's enjoying ",
"paddle harder ",
"The snow doesn't even look real in the picture either, super photoshop all around. But hey, why not whore it out for karma and use one of the most posted locations on r/earthporn - Moraine Lake - as well. ",
"Iz Inna cannooooooooooooe!\n\n(Coyotes respond in the background) cannooooooooooooe.........cannooooooooooooe!!!",
"Maybe they were just canoeing in Texas and the weather changed that afternoon.",
"If I had to pick one to be photoshopped, it’s the snow one, at the minimum. You’ll notice the shoes are tied exactly the same way, positioned exactly the same way, and the paddle is almost perfectly positioned from the last photo. So it’s most likely taken from the same trip. ",
"Just to further add to your point: https://imgur.com/a/bLcxP\nOutside of the glaringly other obvious stuff, the prints on the actual canoe are the same in both picture (the stuff I highlighted in red). The dog is also sitting in literally the exact same position in the canoe.\n\nBut ya, both pictures also have this weird/feel look to it.",
"What a great find, thanks! ",
"Weird name for a dog, but alright.",
"You may, but I don't.",
"How else do you keep your shoes dry and frozen-free?",
"On what latitude is this? The shadow is too short for winter. And the face teh dog does is one when it's warm and tries to cool down, and whay would it have to do that on the middle of a lake (can't have been running for the last few minutes) in the winter? Photoshopped?",
"Assuming this could be in the middle of January for snowfall and in the middle of July for the summer picture. 6 months apart.\n\nHow do you propose that the puppy didn't grow in size one tiny bit?",
"Instagram bullshit",
"Op is a bundle of sticks this is neither his dog or photo. In fact this isn't even a real photo at all.....",
"and he put the shoes, oar, and shoe laces in exactly the same spot? and the dog is sitting in 100% the same position. \n\nedit- if you put the images side by side in different tabs the are 100% identical except the photoshopped snow and the dogs face.\n\nI think the guy just took a different picture of the dogs face and photoshopped over the top and added a snow effect and cropped it a bit.",
"How else will you know when the frostbite sets in though?",
"Nobody wears that kind of shoes in the snow.",
"Angle of the oar and the holes in the wicker seat match up EXACTLY.",
"Composites are allowed?",
"What a photogenic oar.",
"It's a bad photoshop. The background is Moraine Lake, Alberta, no idea where the dog and canoe are. ",
"Ask Davey what the fuck his deal is.",
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"It's an edited pic from Kiel James Patrick's Instagram. The pup's name is Bennie!\n\nEdit: I should point out that the link in your comment is the original, posted in April.",
"Test of snow :-)",
"This looks terribly fake yet it’s being upvoted.\n???",
"I want this to be real."
] | 40 | pics | Canoeing with snowfall |
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/r/pics/comments/7nn0e9/meet_lawrence_he_recently_celebrated_his_12/ | [
"MAGA Lawrence!",
"Lawrence of Arabia.",
"And immediately joined Dark Side?",
">he celebrated his birthday\n\nNo, he didn’t."
] | 4 | pics | Meet Lawrence; he recently celebrated his 12 birthday |
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/r/pics/comments/7nn1l1/uber_beautiful_night_for_a_ride_on_a_lift/ | [
"My mind processed this as something about Uber and Lyft...",
"Uber beautiful night for a ride on a ~~lift~~ lyft.",
"Icy, what you did there."
] | 3 | pics | Uber beautiful night for a ride on a lift. |
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/r/pics/comments/7nn4el/our_frozenshut_windows_in_chicago_look_like/ | [
"Awesome ... Creative Design. I like It",
"I’m expecting Mr. Tumnus to burst in any minute. No wardrobe in my apartment but you can party in a walk-in closet, Narnia or not. ",
"Hope you have double-paned windows because that looks like some serious cold ",
"We do and our building is heated, but the cold is still bleeding in. Have to keep the blinds closed when it’s -25 at night. ",
"Tape plastic up around your window frame to create another layer of insulation. It looks terrible but should help a bit. I'm cold just thinking of it. Stay warm and do the thing where you throw boiling water in the air and it turns into snow for us! ",
"Yeah! As a lifelong Chicagoan, this is old hat for us. We’ve got loads of tricks up our sleeves to survive the winter. I’m lucky to be able to snap a shot like this and not be directly exposed to it the way so many other homeless and less fortunate people will be. ",
"Video games tell me that you should take a flamethrower to it and see whats on the other side. ",
"Good point hope the shelters have room for everyone. Stay warm! ",
"Baby it's cold outside "
] | 9 | pics | Our frozen-shut windows in Chicago look like crystal |
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/r/pics/comments/7nn7eu/random_jogger_photobombed_my_attempt_of_art/ | [
"Haha interesting shot. I wanted to troll with “Art is subjective, man” but...nah lol.\n\nWhat time of day was that/was it going to be a long(er) exposure? I just noticed in the reflection on the water some warmer colors from a sunset or something? Maybe just another lamp on the path. (Bottom right)",
"You just liked it better than the other 26 shots!",
"Kinda what you deserve for taking pictures of random people exercising ",
"Joggers on a jogging path? Inconceivable! ;)\n\n",
"Sean Bean?",
"The nerve of those people! Running on a running path when you didn't want them to."
] | 6 | pics | Random jogger photobombed my attempt of art photography |
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/r/pics/comments/7nn7ye/this_bird_looks_like_nicholas_cage/ | [
"Beakolas Cage",
"It really does😂😂😂",
"This National Treasure series is really getting out of hand...I'll watch every minute.",
"Nicholas Birdcage",
"And is a better actor. ",
"Calling Nic Cage a chameleon is now an understatement. Your move Daniel Day Lewis",
"We’re gonna steal the Statue of Liberty.......",
"Con Air 2: Taking Flight",
"https://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/there-is-an-eagle-that-looks-exactly-like-nicolas-cage\n",
"Nicholas Cage looks like this bird.",
"Woah dude",
"That's the [Philippine eagle](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philippine_eagle) and it is one of the most badass eagles on the planet, and in terms of wing-span the largest one. It is nicknamed the Monkey-eating eagle because it, well, eats monkeys. Sadly they are critically endangered.",
"I see the Nicolas but this bird isn’t in a cage.",
"*I Know Why The Nicholas Cage Bird Sings*",
"I Know Why the Caged Nicolas Sings... ",
"This post looks like a re-post.\n\n\ntitle | points | age | /r/ | comnts\n:--|:--|:--|:--|:--\n[Nicolas Cage](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/5qhctq/nicolas_cage/) ^**B** | 17665 | 11^mos | funny | 249\n[The largest species of eagle in the world looks like Nicolas Cage](http://www.reddit.com/r/onetruegod/comments/4o9hqo/the_largest_species_of_eagle_in_the_world_looks/) ^**B** | 567 | 1^yr | onetruegod | 6\n[The largest species of eagle in the world looks like Nicolas Cage](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1mpmtj/the_largest_species_of_eagle_in_the_world_looks/) ^**B** | 18 | 4^yrs | pics | 4\n[The largest species of eagle in the world looks like Nicolas Cage \\(The Harpy Eagle\\) \\[1270x910\\]](http://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalPorn/comments/1j2gqh/the_largest_species_of_eagle_in_the_world_looks/) ^**B** | 348 | 4^yrs | AnimalPorn | 12\n[The largest species of eagle in the world looks like Nicolas Cage](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1j12l2/the_largest_species_of_eagle_in_the_world_looks/) ^**B** | 2056 | 4^yrs | pics | 381\n[Nicolas Cage](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/7n8dzz/nicolas_cage/) ^**B** | 376 | 2^dys | funny | 19\n[The lord in his celestial falcon form \\(x-post r/funny\\)](http://www.reddit.com/r/onetruegod/comments/1cj1yo/the_lord_in_his_celestial_falcon_form_xpost_rfunny/) ^**B** | 1358 | 4^yrs | onetruegod | 25\n[This is Nicolas Cage](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1cicso/this_is_nicolas_cage/) ^**B** | 2115 | 4^yrs | funny | 142\n\n*[Source: karmadecay](http://karmadecay.com/results/u9895057) (B = bigger)*",
"Nicholas Caged ",
"And a better actor",
"This bird is a national treasure.",
"This is begging for a ps battle ",
"Also looks like Adam Driver.",
"Nicolas Cage is known for being plagued with financial troubles, and has apparently made several poor real estate decisions including the purchase of a medieval castle in Germany. According to the Houston Chronicle[8], the IRS alleged that Cage failed to pay $6.2 million in federal income tax.\n\nIf he only could fly away like this bird, but no, Nicolas has to be Cage.",
"That's probably because this eagle ate them all.",
"Dickless Rage",
"I bet it would be a very shitty actor.",
"Nickel Wage",
"I'm pretty sure the eagle is endangered, not the m... never mind.",
"Anyone seeking more info might also check here:\n\ntitle | points | age | /r/ | comnts\n:--|:--|:--|:--|:--\n[Nicolas Cage](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/5qhctq/nicolas_cage/) ^**B** | 17665 | 11^mos | funny | 249\n[The largest species of eagle in the world looks like Nicolas Cage](http://www.reddit.com/r/onetruegod/comments/4o9hqo/the_largest_species_of_eagle_in_the_world_looks/) ^**B** | 567 | 1^yr | onetruegod | 6\n[The largest species of eagle in the world looks like Nicolas Cage](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1mpmtj/the_largest_species_of_eagle_in_the_world_looks/) ^**B** | 18 | 4^yrs | pics | 4\n[The largest species of eagle in the world looks like Nicolas Cage \\(The Harpy Eagle\\) \\[1270x910\\]](http://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalPorn/comments/1j2gqh/the_largest_species_of_eagle_in_the_world_looks/) ^**B** | 348 | 4^yrs | AnimalPorn | 12\n[The largest species of eagle in the world looks like Nicolas Cage](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1j12l2/the_largest_species_of_eagle_in_the_world_looks/) ^**B** | 2056 | 4^yrs | pics | 381\n[Nicolas Cage](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/7n8dzz/nicolas_cage/) ^**B** | 376 | 2^dys | funny | 19\n[The lord in his celestial falcon form \\(x-post r/funny\\)](http://www.reddit.com/r/onetruegod/comments/1cj1yo/the_lord_in_his_celestial_falcon_form_xpost_rfunny/) ^**B** | 1358 | 4^yrs | onetruegod | 25\n[This is Nicolas Cage](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1cicso/this_is_nicolas_cage/) ^**B** | 2115 | 4^yrs | funny | 142\n\n*[Source: karmadecay](http://karmadecay.com/results/u9895222) (B = bigger)*",
"He meant the eagles",
"Came here to say your argument is invalid, but it really does resemble Cage. Huh.",
"Have you ever been dragged out to the street and beaten till you pissed blood?!?",
"If the name \"Nicholas Cage\" hadn't been in the title, there is NO WAY I would have ever thought this bird looked like him. I still don't, to be honest.",
"Anyone seeking more info might also check here:\n\ntitle | points | age | /r/ | comnts\n:--|:--|:--|:--|:--\n[Nicolas Cage](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/5qhctq/nicolas_cage/) ^**B** | 17665 | 11^mos | funny | 249\n[The largest species of eagle in the world looks like Nicolas Cage](http://www.reddit.com/r/onetruegod/comments/4o9hqo/the_largest_species_of_eagle_in_the_world_looks/) ^**B** | 567 | 1^yr | onetruegod | 6\n[The largest species of eagle in the world looks like Nicolas Cage](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1mpmtj/the_largest_species_of_eagle_in_the_world_looks/) ^**B** | 18 | 4^yrs | pics | 4\n[The largest species of eagle in the world looks like Nicolas Cage \\(The Harpy Eagle\\) \\[1270x910\\]](http://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalPorn/comments/1j2gqh/the_largest_species_of_eagle_in_the_world_looks/) ^**B** | 348 | 4^yrs | AnimalPorn | 12\n[The largest species of eagle in the world looks like Nicolas Cage](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1j12l2/the_largest_species_of_eagle_in_the_world_looks/) ^**B** | 2056 | 4^yrs | pics | 381\n[Nicolas Cage](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/7n8dzz/nicolas_cage/) ^**B** | 376 | 2^dys | funny | 19\n[The lord in his celestial falcon form \\(x-post r/funny\\)](http://www.reddit.com/r/onetruegod/comments/1cj1yo/the_lord_in_his_celestial_falcon_form_xpost_rfunny/) ^**B** | 1358 | 4^yrs | onetruegod | 25\n[This is Nicolas Cage](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1cicso/this_is_nicolas_cage/) ^**B** | 2115 | 4^yrs | funny | 142\n\n*[Source: karmadecay](http://karmadecay.com/results/u9895222) (B = bigger)*",
"Leaving Hawk's Vegas",
"Now all he needs to do is build up an acting career then only star in questionable shitty movies and his transformation into the Cage will be complete!",
"This birds credit is better than Cage’s.",
"Looks like Meryl Cheep to me ",
"Beakolas Cawge",
"Yes. Yes it does.",
"Poor bird ",
"Nicholas Birdcage",
"Is he going to steal the Declaration of Independence?",
"Sweet dee that bitch",
"Well, this looks much better than him :)",
"Nicholas UnCaged"
] | 45 | pics | This bird looks like Nicholas Cage |
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/r/pics/comments/7nn8yz/my_cousins_are_slightly_competitive/ | [
" Competitive at what? Not smiling? ",
"If thats the case. Blue shirt loses",
"Which is the one with the highest number of chromosomes?",
"I guess you don't get the shirt reference :(",
"Soo, are you going to explain the reference, or no?",
"Where's the silver monkey??",
"[90's kids game show](http://nickelodeon.wikia.com/wiki/Legends_of_the_Hidden_Temple)",
"Ah, I see now. Thanks for not leaving us hanging!"
] | 8 | pics | My cousins are slightly competitive. |
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/r/pics/comments/7nncsc/makeup_without_gal_gadot/ | [
"It's much less attractive this way.",
"Things like this is why I reddit ",
"Is this what she uses or uses in one sitting\n\nI'm lost, I gave you a upvote in hope this is explained to me",
"Classic beauty right here. Timeless. ",
"Ew! Put the woman back in!!",
"Yeah dude she really uses 28 shades of lipstick at one time. \n\nThe point is that she most likely doesn’t look like what we think she does. And that’s true of most women not just models and famous people. \n\nEdit: and his is what she really looks like. \n\nhttp://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.3543703.1507233194!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/gallery_1200/gal-gadot.jpg",
"Compared to youtube makeup artists, she still looks like herself with makeup on.",
"She’s still rocket hot. And I love the freckles. ",
"And still quite lovely. ",
"And still quite lovely. ",
"Very much so. ",
"Jesus, 6hrs for a repost?\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/Masub/comments/7nlxbh/makeup_without_gal_gadot_rpics/",
"Probably not. Probably still gaffed to hell. \n\nYeah, she's hot AF. But I don't think you'll ever see any non paparazzi pic of any celebrity that looks like they actually look. ",
"Karma Whores gotta do their thing.",
"Ayyyyyyyy 😊",
"/u/IDoNotOftenReddit, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must directly relate to the event in the picture. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/IDoNotOftenReddit&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7nncsc/makeup_without_gal_gadot/?context=10\\))"
] | 16 | pics | Makeup without Gal Gadot |
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/r/pics/comments/7nne35/just_a_picture_from_russian_social_media/ | [
"Jesus Christ - we're not in the 70's guys. I mean Speedos - whoever wears them deserves all the harsh criticism they get. ",
"Let's cut to the chase here; nobody ever says that when they are fit enough to wear them.",
"This is maddeningly ambivalent."
] | 3 | pics | Just a picture from Russian social media |
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http://i.imgur.com/nevA0lU.jpg | /r/pics/comments/7nngzk/path_to_the_valley/ | [
"Land Before Time!",
"I would give a left nut to ride down this path with a proper mountain bike.",
"Anybody knows where's this at?",
"Stanserhorn, Szwajcaria (Switzerland); according to [this site.] (http://widelec.org/i/162050/widok-z-gory-stanserhorn-szwajcaria-by-matthew-szwedowski) ",
"Thanks. It is now on my bucket list.",
"When is the best time of year to visit Switzerland"
] | 6 | pics | Path to the valley |
/r/pics/comments/7nnhj6/welcome_to_the_new_california/ | [
"All 3 of those groups can’t vote. ",
"Good let’s keep all that shit in California lol",
"But the friends and residents of \"The State of Jefferson\" are too ignorant to understand this.",
"Yes because only felons exist in California. And MS13 is only there too. And because they're a sanctuary state, States that aren't won't have any of those anymore. Dumb. ",
"Ummmm, think again.\n\nhttps://www.snopes.com/jerry-brown-felons/",
"r/the_donald is leaking. Mods please plug the leak. ",
"It looks like this post is about US Politics. Various methods of filtering out content relating to US Politics can be found [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/wiki/v2/resources/filter/politics).\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/pics) if you have any questions or concerns.*",
"Did you read it or did you just find an article with the right title to post?\n\n\nPer the link you posted, it's only for non-violent felons in county jails, leaving out anyone on state/federal parole or in state/federal prison.\n\n\nThis vague scare-tactic sign and your vague \"think again\" makes it sound like you don't understand this isn't letting murderers vote.",
"It shouldn't matter if it's violent or not. It's a basic social contract. Break certain laws, lose certain social rights. \n\n",
"Where do I even start with this.\n\n\nFirst, voting is not a social contract. You lose certain rights when you break the law because you broke the law, not because you did something socially unacceptable. I have no idea how \"social contract\" snuck into your head over the topic of voting.\n\n\nSecond, you understand that, in the US, you don't automatically give up the right to vote forever if you're a felon, right? You understand that in most states, after you get out of jail and complete probation/parole, you automatically get your ability to vote back? And in 2 states (not CA) you never lose your right to vote, even in jail? In other words, it's not up to federal law. Each state decides when people can vote again and it sure as shit isn't up to *your* \"social contract.\"\n\n\nAs for non-violent felons, *my* \"social contract\" says if you're arrested for selling weed or wanting to pay for a blowjob, you shouldn't lose your right to vote."
] | 10 | pics | Welcome to (the new) California |
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/r/pics/comments/7nnhyr/van_gogh_hot_air_balloon/ | [
"I can only see one ear so it checks out.",
"I don't know from the stories I thought he was a bit smaller",
"I guess it won’t be Goghing anywhere. ",
"Good gods could you imagine being high AF and not knowing about this? All of a sudden you just see a massive, fucked up looking head drift in over the horizon.",
"They cut off one of the ears so that's as much as it ever inflates. Good bit but not the most effective balloon design.",
"You mean Walter white from the breaking bad watching his brother in law get murdered in the desert where they buried the barrels of money?\n\n",
"All I see is the south park character in the background.",
"Funny cause I think this is at the Albuquerque balloon fiesta"
] | 8 | pics | Van Gogh hot air balloon |
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/r/pics/comments/7nnhzq/happy_new_year_from_nome_alaska_heres_my_dog_team/ | [
"Fantastic!\n",
"Thanks for posting this fantastic shot!",
"That's an excellent example of lens flare put to good use.",
"Holy damn, that's beautiful as heck",
"Awesome! I lived in Nome for a few years. I lived in Bethel too--where I met my GF, who trains for a local musher. I've been on quite a few runs with her. On one freezing, windy, snowy day, we were suddenly caught in a white-out. It was the most surreal thing I've ever experienced!",
"SLED\n\nTEAM\n\nBOYES",
"Thanks.",
"Holy damn, thanks!",
"Brb making this my wallpaper",
"You wouldn't mind if I used this as my background, would you?",
"Of course not. Glad you like it. ",
":)",
"Wow, there are so many! Do they have names? What are they?",
"Amazing shot!",
"Of course they have names! They're pets in addition to being working dogs. They're all Alaska Husky, which is pretty much a catch all breed for a dog bred to be a distance sled dog. ",
"You are a total bad ass that can also take awesome pictures. The world needs more of you’s. Thanks for the amazing view! ",
"Dasher, dancer, Prancer, vixen, comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen",
"my wife likes to watch that gold rush show and all i can think of while watching is, look at those greedy assholes tearing up the whole place to get some gold. is there some laws in place where they have to leave it in a state where things can grow there again? like do they have to flatten the land and replant trees or something? sorry just seeing the dredge there while pretty is also just trash left for nature to deal with it.",
"Holy crap. What does it take to keep 14 sled dogs fed on the regular? I would love to hear you give an AMA. ",
"We have 21. It's not cheap! ",
"Look at how lean they are. How cool. Happy dogs. ",
"Much lean. Super wow. Very doggo",
"Yes there is. But it also depends where you are mining. I don't think ocean mining is regulated but inland is very much so.",
"The lead dog is like , \" I got shit to do, c'mon lets go!\"",
"Ha. Yup, that's exactly what both of the leaders were doing. ",
"Oh there's no place like Nome for the holidays.",
"Yeah, they now have to at least put some work into fixing the land. If it makes you feel any better the amount of land they fuck up is nothing compared to the size of Alaska. That’s why theyre allowed to do it there. So much land.",
"that's good to hear. it just seems sad when they show the country where they havent dug yet all full of lush trees and then the big mud pit they are digging in.",
"How much dog food do you go through each day/month?",
"Sled dogs are some of the happiest animals I've ever seen. All they want in this world is to *pull.* That's it. Food and belly rubs are nice, and they appreciate a good head skritch, but to pull...that's heaven for them.\n\nHook them into a harness, and they are instantly baying and keening, jumping at the traces because *they want to go!* They want to feel the tug on their back as they haul a sled across open terrain. They want to gobble up the miles and go new places.\n\nThey are the goodest of boyes.",
"Nome? I Damm near wrecked em!",
"Having lived in Alaska in my youth I am familiar with the love of running that these dogs have. They love it. When because of a reason like cut feet, they are removed from the team and put in the sled, they are so destroyed that they behave like you had almost beaten them to death. Tail between the legs is not strong enough to express their demure. They live to run.\n",
"I've been to a handful of mass start races. While teams are preparing and tying in to the gang line, it's sooo damn loud. Their excitement is uncontained. Then *immediately* after teams are let loose, it's dead quiet and all you can hear is sleds sliding along the snow. \n\nI helped my GF numerous times training her team. I'd wait in the back of the pickup to chain them in as she let them loose from their kennel. Each and every dog would bolt in a bee line toward me because they knew they'd be pulling a sled or 4-wheeler (fall training). And the way the team leader listens to commands? These dogs are amazing!",
"While I don't know about cost, I do know a 21-dog kennel is considered \"small\". Iditarod kennels often have 60+ dogs. My GF's team owner keeps hundreds of pounds of performance kibble for races, but their main daily diet is *cooked* salmon! ",
"Where's this at in Nome? Spent a bit of time down there over the past two years and moving this spring. I don't think I've seen this one.",
"It's where the Osborne flows into the Nome River. ",
"Can I come?"
] | 38 | pics | Happy New Year from Nome, Alaska! Here's my dog team at an old gold dredge at solar noon on 1/1/18. |
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/r/pics/comments/7nnibk/humanity/ | [
"Right in the feels.",
"A good man right there.",
"If you reverse the frames it becomes really fucked up.",
"/u/NapClub, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/NapClub&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7nnibk/humanity/?context=10\\))",
"This is my turban now.",
"Uh. Pretty sure that isn't a screenshot.",
"Black bars at top and bottom. Tells us that the picture wasn't the same aspect ratio as the phone, and someone took a screen-cap instead of uploading the source image.",
"Ah, hard to see on my phone. I had assumed it was because they had stitched together 2 images that dont line up properly."
] | 8 | pics | Humanity |
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/r/pics/comments/7nnjnq/its_that_cold_in_georgia_my_shirt_froze_a_little/ | [
"Wet T-shirt contests in winter....never work",
"I remember growing up and mom put some clothes out on the line to dry. Well the temp dropped and when she started trying to pull them in she couldn't stop laughing.\n\nWe ran to the window and watched her pull some jeans off the line, then she stood them up next to the window and they didn't move.\n\nEverything on the line was frozen solid, we had to thaw it out and bring it to the laundromat and dry it.\n\nGood memories!",
"Your mom didn't have to pull them in - they WILL dry out on the line, even in bitterly cold weather. It just takes...a while.\n",
"Yea we needed them for school the next day so time was of the essence.\n\n\n"
] | 4 | pics | It's that cold in Georgia my shirt froze. A little science experiment |
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/r/pics/comments/7nnltg/for_someone_who_never_carries_cash_i_think_i_did/ | [
"I don't know what this challenge is. Care to explain?",
"by reposting?",
"literally spend no £5 or $5 throughout an entire year. ",
"I second the explanation request. In the US here and don’t know what this is about",
"what are you insinuating?",
"literally spend no £5 or $5 throughout and entire year. ",
"Like, take 5 with you. If you don't spend it put it away somewhere safe. Repeat until New Year's?",
"Yeah literally any 5 notes you receive, whether that be as change or from an ATM, you keep them and save them. ",
"Ahh. Gotcha.",
"Never carries cash. \nSomehow ends up with cash. \n\nSuspicious, very suspicious.",
"I don't think he was insinuating anything, I think he was straight up accusing you.",
"literally have the money sat in front of me, what a helmet ",
"well some people cry repost on everything. Out of interest, how much is there?",
"/niceguys and £570. was massively surprised, thought I had £300 at best!",
"Wow that's a lot, i might give this thing a try!",
"definitely worth it! 5 is small enough that you don’t feel like you’re losing loads but big enough that it all adds up to quite a big amount at the end. \n\nAlso another rule, you’re not allowed to count it all until the year is over. ",
"Nobody has been able to intelligently explain how this saves money. "
] | 17 | pics | For someone who never carries cash, I think I did pretty well with the £5 challenge! |
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http://i.imgur.com/ELSOC5G.jpg | /r/pics/comments/7nnn1q/long_way_down/ | [
"Wow, breathtaking. Reminds me of the Hobbitt for some reason. ",
"They better be careful. Balrog’s down there.",
"Anyone seeking more info might also check here:\n\ntitle | points | age | /r/ | comnts\n:--|:--|:--|:--|:--\n[Son Doong cave, Vietnam](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/5ojxg1/son_doong_cave_vietnam/) | 661 | 11^mos | pics | 17\n\n*[Source: karmadecay](http://karmadecay.com/r/pics/comments/7nnn1q/long_way_down/)*"
] | 3 | pics | Long way down |
/r/pics/comments/7nnob9/lovely_pauldrons/ | [
"Man someone was really a master of their craft.\n\nFor anyone who might be able to provide the insight, how long would a suit of armor with this detail typically take to make (around the time this is from)?",
"I feel like this could also be reproduced to some degree using a 3d printer. Reminds me of a Dark Souls project or something.",
"Would this sort of armor be worn into battle by nobility or was it generally for ceremonial purposes?",
"Witness the practically-divine sublimity of this craftsmanship and compare it to the....\"art\" of certain primitive societies of contemporaneous eras; then tell me we are all just the same. Biggest lie ever pushed by the media and schools, and you are demonized if you ever even imply the cold reality.",
"I can't imagine someone that ornate would be worn into battle. ",
"Yes, because when you find something beautiful that you have spent your entire life being socialized to believe is beautiful it means that the thing exhibits a greater objective beauty than other things.\n",
"Craftsmanship can be objectively measured, your relativist bullshit fools no one. We are sick and tired of charlatans like you pissing on us and telling us it's raining. Europeans were more advanced than some bumfuck Bongo tribe where they eat people, just accept the fucking reality you daft twat.",
"Are we talking about art or craftsmanship?\n\nArt and beauty are subjective. There is no way to say that one thing is objectively more beautiful than another.\n\nCraftsmanship is about refinement, exactitude, and care. A clay pot can have a higher level of craftsmanship than a car, or a house.\n\n\"Advancement\" is about technology, implementation of physical principles, and design.\n\nYou are talking about 3 different things as if they are the same. You are talking as if the Europeans invented everything without Asia and The Middle East/Africa. You are talking as if \"Europeans\" is even really a thing that you can just claim as a whole instead of a vast array of cultures and societies and ethnic backgrounds. Some of which are closely tied to Asia and The middle East.\n\nYou are talking as if Europeans didn't eat people. As well as do many other horrendous inhumane things. \n\nBut if ignoring all of the shortcomings of your ancestors, while claiming their achievements as if they are yours makes you feel all good about yourself, well then get down with yourself I guess. ",
"Sorry but to give an extreme example, bloody fermented diarrhea in a glass jar and showcased in a public part is not \"art\"; it is a sign the \"artist\" needs to be locked up in an asylum for quite a long while. Everybody will remember Caravaggio and Waterhouse and Leighton centuries from now; nobody will remember amorphous and nightmarish splatterings by some insane postmodernist trying to get everyone depressed and deconstructive. That's just a fact of life.\n\nI can only love you as much as I despise you, because people like you always simply resort to beating around the bush and ignoring the obvious. *The Accolade* is not the same as *Piss Christ*. Or to give a more relevant example, the *Siegessäule* is not the same as a crudely carved wooden phallus from a cannibalistic tribe deep in the Congo.\n\nYou can Pharisaically pick apart meaningless minutiae and try to relativize everything, but the wheels of time have other plans. All people like you do is accelerate social collapse instead of enjoying your era of limelight, so to speak. All I can tell you is that there are already cultures and nations like in Eastern Europe or Asia where they will straight up call a spade a spade; and you can bet your life that this fog of relativism will be cleared from the West sooner than you think. Try and halt it if you can, I'd like to see the attempt.\n\n",
"You were comparing Western culture with others, and then you pop in with Renaissance art vs Post Modernism? Both of which are distinctly Western. You are all over the place man. Art is a result of the time and places which it was made. There are reasons that post modernism came into being. It was a movement in opposition to the optimism of Modernism(not classicism despite your putting them in opposition). Postmodernism isn't \"trying to get everyone depressed and deconstructive\". It's trying to illustrate that some parts of living are depressing.\n\nYou live and have grown up in a Western society and you sit and say \"Hey this very famous western art piece from my culture during a time of high cultural and technological advancement, is better than some archeological artifact from another culture during a primitive hunter gatherer society that I don't really have any ties or connections to.\"\n\nI'm not saying that everything is relative. I'm saying that art and beauty are subjective. I'm saying craftsmanship has nothing to so with the object being made, but rather how it is made. \n\nYou are correct in that The Accolade is not the same as Piss Christ. Piss Christ as relevance in contemporary times.\n\n\n\n\n\n",
">You were comparing Western culture with others, and then you pop in with Renaissance art vs Post Modernism? Both of which are distinctly Western. \n\nI was illustrating a common debate.\n\n>Postmodernism isn't \"trying to get everyone depressed and deconstructive\"\n\nPerhaps not in theory for some, but certainly in practice. I can't think of any reasonable, sane person who would prefer a sculpture of a humanoid figure melting into a puddle with a sad face over - as kitschy as it may seem - a national hero being carried by an angel or in an inspiringly stern pose.\n\nWhy do you think the Soviet Union resorted to romanticist and traditionalist themes and aesthetics during and after the War? Stalin realized that 2deep4u edgy chaotic crap makes the average guy want to kill himself at the end of the day.\n>You live and have grown up in a Western society \n\nI was born in a \"third world\" country that was under \"first world\" occupation for some time and I have absolutely no trouble confessing they brought some civilization to part of my heritage. Mind you, we only think hospitals and schools and tech and such are \"Good\" for the lifestyles we think we want - modernism has brought its drawbacks as well.\n\n>I'm not saying that everything is relative. I'm saying that art and beauty are subjective.\n\nPractically speaking: Arguing over which Pokemon game is the best is subjective. Arguing that this [Holy Roman Emperor's armor](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/25/76/36/2576362cb7b2a60a75ef9542e0863bbe.jpg) which the average Redditor would think is from Dark Souls or Lord of the Rings or something instead of IRL has more objective beauty than a Zulu tribesman's armor is not. You can not expect that level of refinement and craftsmanship outside of Europe, the Middle East, and perhaps China and Japan. \"Coincidentally\", the peoples of these lands have high average cognitive ability. It's plain as day.\n\n> You are correct in that The Accolade is not the same as Piss Christ. Piss Christ as relevance in contemporary times\n\nHar har har, very funny. Many would disagree in my experience.\n",
">I can't think of any reasonable, sane person who would prefer a sculpture of a humanoid figure melting into a puddle with a sad face over - as kitschy as it may seem - a national hero being carried by an angel or in an inspiringly stern pose.\n\nI don't understand why someone would want only the positive beautiful aspects of life depicted in art, instead of the fullness of human experience.\n\n>Why do you think the Soviet Union resorted to romanticist and traditionalist themes and aesthetics during and after the War? Stalin realized that 2deep4u edgy chaotic crap makes the average guy want to kill himself at the end of the day.\n\nYou are comparing state mandated, state funded art for the purpose of propaganda, to an art movement that grew organically from the needs of artists wishing to express how they felt about the times they lived. I can tell you that if I saw a statue of even my most revered public figure in a heroic/inspiring pose, I would view with the greatest cynicism. \n\nThe craftsmanship of the armor cannot be denied. And it's beauty as an example of the craftsman's ability is obvious. It's beauty as an aesthetical object I would contest. I find it gaudy, without restraint, and vacuous. And I would prefer any amount of Zulu bead-work and baskets to that armor, just for the fact that it's honest decoration of utilitarian items. A true depiction of a peoples wish to make beautiful the things that surround them and are used by them on a daily basis. As opposed some ruler's attempt at creating an image for himself, and an attempt to show by literally wearing wealth on his warriors garb his prowess and importance and his domination. One is peoples need to decorate and make beautiful the world around them. The other is a suit of Hubris.\n\n>You can not expect that level of refinement and craftsmanship outside of Europe, the Middle East, and perhaps China and Japan. \"Coincidentally\", the peoples of these lands have high average cognitive ability. It's plain as day.\n\nSo before it was Western society, and now it's Europe, the Middle East, and Asia. So you have basically left out Latin America, Polynesia, and Africa. \n\nThe topic of race and intelligence is extremely complex, given to different understandings and results by how you decide to define the two, and in no way makes any clear observations on a correlation between the two.",
">I don't understand why someone would want only the positive beautiful aspects of life depicted in art, instead of the fullness of human experience.\n\nI'm not claiming that? Beauty can be found anywhere; if God exists and all His creation is good, then we should be able to find beauty in even the most mundane things when examined properly. Even a raindrop or a cell can be beautiful in the right perspective. \n\nI'm going to cast aside the other stuff for a moment because I want to point something out. If you want a classic example of \"the fullness of human experience\" done right, without resorting to asinine abstractions and postmodernisms, take a look at dark fantasy. *Dark Souls* and *Bloodborne* are classic modern examples. It's gritty, it's somber, it's morose, it's downright melancholic oftentimes. However it's still beautiful. Love and care was put into the worlds the developers constructed. There was no \"big point\" that itself lacked substance. Even the bosses and enemies in that game that sometimes look downright disgusting have purpose and thought and care behind their designs. There's a method to the madness and an order to the chaos. They are both works of art that will stand the test of time. \n\nI know this convo has drifted off a bit, but it is my personal experience (and I say this as a sensitive and dreamy idealist of all people) that there are objective measures of beauty.\n\nThere is subjective *sentimental* beauty of course, in the way your child's drawing may be beautiful. However objectively speaking, those without that blood connection will likely not see it as beautiful because it's just a crayon doodle that's not impressive at all. No technical mastery, no proof of hard practice and cognitive skill behind it all. It still has value to the people in that sphere, of course, but it's not of value to the society at large.\n\nOn the other hand, a great statue of a foreign country's mythical hero will likely carry objective beauty in its design, craftsmanship, and awe-inspiring eminence as a grand structure. However it may not carry any subjective beauty or sentimental value to foreigners. The statue still carries intrinsic value to the people of that land, and it has value as a historical artifact for the future, and it inspires and showcases craftsmanship and technical mastery. It may not carry subjective beauty for many, but it carries objective beauty to last the eons.\n\nAt least for now, I believe this is something worth considering. Do you disagree?",
"I still say you are conflating aesthetical value, with craftsmanship, with art.\n\nI can appreciate the work that went into a giant bronze casting of Stalin, without granting it artistical value, or calling it beautiful.\n\nIf you prefer the dark parts of existence to be rendered in aesthetically pleasing media and forms well I cannot criticize your preference. However to state that such a stance is objectively better is kind of silly.",
">It apparently took the court armorer Jörg Seusenhofer (and a small number of assistants) about one year to complete a horse armor and a large garniture commissioned in November 1546 by King (later Emperor) Ferdinand I (1503–1564) for himself and his son, and delivered in November 1547. We do not know whether Seusenhofer and his workshop were also working on other commissions during that time.\n\nSource : https://www.metmuseum.org/toah/hd/aams/hd_aams.htm\n\nThere really doesn't seem to be much conclusive evidence on how long it took to make intricate craft armor, considering how unregulated businesses were in the Middle Ages by modern standards.\n\nBut the consensus would be \"not absurdly long as many years for a suit of mail\" and also not as short as \"a couple of days\".\n\nSo the best guess would be at roughly half a year to a full year for boutique level craftsmanship, depending on the order.",
"Bummer. It would definitely be intimidating to face off against the guy in the badass armor. He probably would have been one hell of a target.",
"Definitely would be used in tournaments but the nobles did love there ornate armor so it wouldn’t be shocking if they went into battle with it. ",
"They would have different levels of armour for battle and for showing off. Battle armour for the rich knights were still a hell of a lot more intricately decorated than lower status knights and common soldiers. Suits of armour like [this](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenwich_armour#/media/File:Armor_Garniture_of_George_Clifford_\\(1558%E2%80%931605\\),_Third_Earl_of_Cumberland_MET_DP295743.jpg) were made to impress Queen Elizabeth. Note the Tudor rose and the Fleur-de-lise. The armour is now quite dark but it was originally a deep blue.",
"Love me some drakeblood armor. "
] | 19 | pics | Lovely pauldrons |
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"He always takes the subway",
"As well as about a million other people. However, unlike them this man is a legend and as a legend, please give him the space and respect he deserves. Leave him peacefully wander the subway searching for beasts of the underdark whom he will vanquish. ",
"If you see Common on there too you might wanna get off at the next stop.",
"Bit of a side note: Dude's had a pretty rough personal life and is a big time philanthropist. Much respect.",
"He's not out yet! ",
"Who cares?",
"Excellent! Rock on dude.. :)",
"I love when something like this is posted and then the username has been deleted. Like this is a scandalous picture and they needed to drop and run. "
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/r/pics/comments/7nnv7u/this_cat_has_an_upvote_on_its_face/ | [
"Wow, this just made me realize [Aang](https://i.imgur.com/SDSX2gL.jpg) has a downvote on his face :(",
"I see a lion in a Vegas showgirl costume standing defiantly",
"Can't be unseen now.",
"Evolution in action",
"[So did mine.](https://i.imgur.com/eTIPngI.jpg)",
"Rorschach would be a good name.",
"Mi nym iz updoot\nI liv in homes\nMi fayce iz cyute\nI lik the bones",
"1. Cats\n2. Upvote reference.\n\nSee you gents on the front page."
] | 8 | pics | This cat has an upvote on its face. |
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/r/pics/comments/7nnx1m/a_rare_picture_of_an_8bit_cat_from_the_90s/ | [
"That's weird. Grayscale 8-bit cats were common in the late 80's. Back in the 90's we had 8-bit, 256 color cats.",
"Great first draft. If I may make some suggestions:\n\n>~~A rare picture of an~~ 8-bit cat ~~from the 90s~~\n\nMakes a better title, IMO. Cheers!",
"That's why it's rare.",
"Just a few years ago there was a stray ASCII cat living by our dumpster but I haven't seen him in so long I think he's probably gone. ",
"Looks like there's a row of pixels between the cat's head and body that doesn't work. ",
"Does that cat byte?",
"The last time this had a better title\n\n\"Japanese Pussy\"^^(NSFW) ",
"Khajit has wares if you have coin;\n\n100 GP wooden bow\n125 GP bronze sword \n80 GP leather armour \n50 GP leather shoes\n30 GP leather bracers\n\n15 GP health potion \n15 GP mana potion ",
"That's 16-bit tho. ",
"i order my faux meat rare at asian restaurants,and the cats that are still alive thanks to me are even rarer !",
"We had 8-bit grayscale in the early 70s - Pong came out in 1972. Galaxian was 1979, Pac Man was 1980 so we clearly had 8-bit cat options in the late 70s if not early 80s. \n\nPole Position was released in 1981 as the first 16-bit game so we had some early 16-bit cat options in the 80s as well. Home 16-bit cats came around in 1990 with the Sega Mega Drive and NEC SuperGrafx (16-bit color potential, at least).",
"Anyone seeking more info might also check here:\n\ntitle | points | age | /r/ | comnts\n:--|:--|:--|:--|:--\n[8-bit cat](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/7n18an/8bit_cat/) | 19 | 3^dys | funny | 3\n[Cat pixelized](http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/5xdft9/cat_pixelized/) ^**B** | 284 | 10^mos | aww | 8\n[8-Bit Kitten](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/4oor41/8bit_kitten/) ^**B** | 65 | 1^yr | pics | 5\n[I found an instant console graphic emulator...](http://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/comments/401da0/i_found_an_instant_console_graphic_emulator/) ^**B** | 961 | 1^yr | pcmasterrace | 38\n[Can any biologists tell me what breed of cat this is and where it's from?](http://www.reddit.com/r/shittyaskscience/comments/401c6z/can_any_biologists_tell_me_what_breed_of_cat_this/) ^**B** | 523 | 1^yr | shittyaskscience | 36\n[Censored Pussy](http://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/6sl3s1/censored_pussy/) | 79 | 4^mos | mildlyinteresting | 11\n[Cat rendered on XBOX One](http://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/comments/58xdoj/cat_rendered_on_xbox_one/) ^**B** | 3943 | 1^yr | pcmasterrace | 132\n\n*[Source: karmadecay](http://karmadecay.com/r/pics/comments/7nnx1m/a_rare_picture_of_an_8bit_cat_from_the_90s/) (B = bigger)*",
"I want my, I want my, I want my Meow Mix pleaaaaase...",
"I believe you mean an 8-bitty kitty.",
"90s? My man, I don't know how young you are, but when the 90s came around, that's when we all collectively shat ourselves in delight about the Super Nintendo because we were *finally* making the jump to 16-bit. It was all over commercials at Christmastime. Our parents hated us. \"YAY, 16-BIT! That's double the bits! Soo high-tech!\"\n\n8-bit is totally 80s, home slice.",
"Khajit has wares if you have pixels.",
"I get my meow mix for nothing and get checked for fleas",
"Japanese porn ",
"320x200x256 MCGA Cats > 16 color 640x480x16 VGA cats",
"On mobile, the thumbnail looks WAY clearer than when I click on it.",
"when creating pixel art, sometimes you have to chiaroscuro a collar.",
"hahah",
"Cat.",
"Late 80’s? Try early 80’s. ",
"The little pink pixel for his nose kills me. So cute!",
"The 1990’s was 16-bit my friend!",
"Nah, it just nybbles ",
"^(meows in 8-bit)",
"Thank you! Kids these days are making me feel old by not knowing their vidya history. ",
"Word.",
"Your parents must have been quite cheep when you were growing up if you still played 8 bit consoles past like...1992",
"Would this qualify for /r/shittyhistoryporn ?",
"Detached head. :(",
"Why are you the way you are?",
"~~G A M E B O Y~~ \n\nG A M E B O I Y E ^FTFM",
"\"WTS gold armor trim 2000g\"",
"Careful, all your base are belong to him. ",
"Cat.",
"Loading.........",
"Philosophy and astrophysics books?",
"How long did that take to upload?",
"Wut kind of mob is that?",
"Username takes one to knows one.",
"It was a joke...a crass one, given...but i snorted a bit of air out of my nose. Get over it.\n\nEdit: I forgot that reddit posters are a big group of weepy vaginas.",
"This evokes some katamari memories for me.",
"/r/fakehistoryporn\n",
"/r/misleadingthumbnails",
"I made this post a while back, reeeeeepoooooost",
"Cat",
"/r/fakehistoryporn",
"Looks like OP's got the Arkangel chip. Should we tell him?",
"Yup, the Nyan cat days.",
"Cat.",
"> but when the 90s came around, that's when we all collectively shat ourselves in delight about the Super Nintendo\n\nI still remember the pants-shitting hype about Star Fox and the Super FX graphics. And it lived up to the hype.",
"Everything was so much more pixelated back then.",
"Cat. ",
"[reminds me of the music video Money for Nothing by the Dire Straits](https://youtu.be/wTP2RUD_cL0)",
">GAMEBOI\n\nFTFY",
"lol",
"But the nose is one coloured pixel. So I wouldn't call it grayscale.",
"Good “bot”",
"You sure that's not a 16bit Rabbit?",
"are you at my nan's house?\n\nher exact door i swear",
"M E T A\n\nE \n\nT\n\nA",
"r/catsstandingup",
"You can even tell how fake the cat is by all the straight lines.",
"It bit me, though",
"Cat.",
"A Japanese pussy, obviously ",
"I love how they invented YouTube just to upload a 24 hour video of Nyan cat.",
"Ahhh, the famous Japanese pussy.",
"Haha the old glass on inside doors. Haven't seen them in a long time ",
"Well you know that usually the CPU is catnecking the GPU ",
"8 times?",
"8-bit era was the 80s - the 90s was 16 bit. There was another post yesterday talking about getting a PS2 in 2006. I feel like the people making these posts are under 15 and have no idea what they are talking about.",
"This repost is far from rare",
"While the SNES was a \"16bit\" system, the colors were 15bit.",
"Megadrive master race.\n\nI remember the first time I played Sonic and Phantasy Star 2. Everything just felt so smooth and nice compared to the Commodore.\n\nI upgraded from a C64 to an Amiga 1200 later on as well which felt like it could run anything.",
"For a funny pic, this thread is filled with seriously unfunny meta nerds trying to out meta each other. ",
"That door is from the 60s",
"haha",
"Back in the 90s censorship was ridiculous ",
"The Unicodes may have got him.",
"Let me in and I'll bit you more than 8 times.\n- Cat probably",
"From the cat’s perspective: “Look, an 8-bit human with an 8-bit sofa I can scratch”",
"Hey bud, Sega Genesis beat SNES to beautiful 16bit graphics",
"More like n-times",
"Pretty sure this is a Japanese penis.",
"> chiaroscuro\n\nNever knew there was a word for this. Thanks.",
"Clever ",
"\"Was doing lolcat pics when it was still underground and lo-res\" - hipster\n\n",
"It’s crazy that back then you couldn’t even discern a blep from a mlem. Now we have high-res cats, what a time to be alive!",
"Probably got killed by one of those superior unicode cats...",
"I though it was invented for [that first ever video of a guy at the zoo? ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNQXAC9IVRw&list=PLYMwEJvcksm0Wh16g0doa3SU8zBHCmVKk)",
"Kids these days are on tablets and phones more than engaging in real conversations. It upsets me when I walk into restaurants or bars and see more people engaged in their devices than their company.\n\nEdit - I'm not saying there's no time and place for electronic devices since I am here on a device after all, but if you plan to meet your friends or family in a social environment, why do people revert to their phones the moment they can?",
"r/FakeHistoryPorn ",
"B = boobs",
"My first thought- people must look TERRIFYING through that window. ",
"We even had the Playstation 1 in 1994...",
"Nah, I want to watch OP do lines of coke ",
"It looks like a cat looking through privacy glass",
"Sounds like he needed a spot in your 4.77 MHz house.",
"It's actually a 16-bit cat. It's just a magnified sprite; The real-world ones are about three bananas long.",
"“The best thing about elephants, is that they have these REALLY long trunks”\n\nRiveting",
"Common mistake. This was actually identified as an 8-bit 80’s Canadian Kitty",
"Guy sure knew how to make elephants interesting. I wonder if he ever became a zoo tour guide.",
"This look just like a door in my old house",
"No, fuck you",
"Cow",
"Pretty easy to say something like that digitally with no consequences. ",
"Mega ",
"Minecat is my favorite game ",
"Love",
"I believe that's a Minecraft cat. ",
"Back in the days of 56k dial up, it would sometimes take minutes to load your whole cat, other times, only the top half would actually load. And don't get me started on if you wanted a moving cat! Their movements were often jittery and low quality.\n\nKids today don't realize how good they got it.",
"Look! A wild repost!",
"Ok thanks, Cranky Kong ",
"It wants an 8-bit fish. ",
"Greatest title of all time...",
"Unless you work on embedded devices! I have the luxury of working on a project with an 8-bit processor, felt like I entered a time machine.",
"I can’t wait for fully rendered HD 3D 1080p cats in the future ",
"Wow, I'm so fucking tired I thought this was a gif",
"Rare?",
"You could ascii him where he went? 🤫",
"Display bit depth / palette size rarely matches CPU instruction / address size, so, that's ok.",
"Maybe it was designed in Canada. ",
"Yeah, this picture isn't rare at all. ",
"Super Meow Bros.",
"🐱",
"Maybe that's why it's RARE?",
"I don’t get the reference?",
"16 bit at least. ",
"Very convincing ",
"You could've said \"Super Meowrio Bros.\" though",
"But if cats where 8-bit in the 90’s what where they like before graphics where made? 🤔",
"8-bits; 9 lives",
"Ha! I remember when all we had were wood burning cats!",
"This sub is fucking. Dead.",
"Thought of that, not very easy to say, you can use your imagination with meow. Thanks for the down vote though, whoever. ",
"8-bit cat sounds like a cool retro band.",
"I'm very happy that we got 3d rendering now. ",
"https://www.reddit.com/r/iamverysmart/comments/7nmmwe/astrophysics",
"I don’t know if you’re joking or not, but I can promise you that’s definitely not why YouTube was invented. Shit, Nyan Cat and YouTube were born in two entirely different decades.",
"I got bit 10000000 times",
"Construction paper, duh.",
"Dead pixels. ",
"And that's just the Americentric angle.\n\nThe early 90's meant 24-bit, 262,144 on-screen colour graphics on my 32-bit Amiga 1200.",
"Is this what people posting on Reddit back then?",
"Yep. To be fair, though, I've seen the term 8-bit used incorrectly by games press, as well, simply to describe any kind of pixel art.",
"Oh, come on. I vividly remember [4 colours](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alley_Cat_\\(video_game\\)) (though the cat was black).\n\nEDIT: turns out [Alley Cat can be played in a web browser](https://archive.org/details/msdos_Alley_Cat_1984) now.",
"This makes me sad. Cat is stuck indoors and has his only view of outside world distorted",
" cat[0] = '\\0';",
"Gotta remove the cartridge and blow into it like a harmonica. Restart. Cook 15 more Totinos Pizza Rolls. Enjoy.",
"Kinda sad most of them disappeared ",
"That video is older than some people here...",
"Tablets and phones, huh? Yah, I still use one of those old, obsolete *computers*.",
"Stop judging people.",
"I actually got a PS2 new in 2006.\n\nThe PS3 was too expensive until last week (christmas present to myself)",
"Updooted!",
"It's the glass that it's standing behind...",
"I'm guessing he went into sales. He just seems so ... persuasive.",
"Cat: \"Man this window is trippy...\"",
"umm 32 and 64 bit was in the 90's...",
"Most redditors are in their early 20s, hence they hardly remember the 90s, let alone the 80s.",
"Nah this is just a boring reposting bot",
"And only for the first half. Home consoles made the jump to 3D on the latter half of the 90s.",
"i love seeing karma decay.",
"/r/gifsnotgifs",
"What's weird is I don't remember seeing the cats in Pac Man. That's how well hidden they were.",
"Whoa it looks so real ",
"Another /r/funny reject that made it in /r/pics",
"This is what it was like downloading pictures of \"wholesome well-dressed Ladies\" back in the 90's. The wait was real, and the chances of getting caught were high. ",
"\"That is about all there is.\"\n\nBwahaha",
"lol too cute.+1",
"The cat was null terminated :(",
"Man, we 16-bit in the 90s....sheesh. Am I really considered to be that old now?",
"80s*",
"Cat.",
"just started playing star fox for the first time on the snes re-issue. I'm having loads of fun with it! somehow it evokes the inner child from me :) \n",
"Just as it’s easy to say that today’s generation is awful with no consequences, too\n\nE: autocorrect",
"For what it's worth, I see many people in their 40's and 50's significantly more engrossed with their phones and tablets while surrounded by friends and family than me and most of my early-20's peers. Age doesn't make people immune to being distracted and/or rude.",
"I was wondering if anyone was going to post this. ",
"+meows in 8-bit+",
"Cat: Back in the 90's, I was an agent for an actor in a very famous TV show",
"I think he'd do really well in the sales of utterly unexciting household objects, such as paperclips, thumbtacks and dragon dildos.",
"8-bit doesn't mean 'pixelated'. Get off my lawn!",
"This is actually interesting for the creation of pixel art. You could buy some blocked glass like this and then use it to create some realistic low-res pixel objects. What else, you could adjust the resolution just by moving things closer and further away from the glass. hmmm..,\n",
"iirc it was originally because there was no accessible video-sharing site, and they couldn't find anything of some nipslip",
"Nope. Turbo grafx 16 was the first 16 bit system (yea yea 2x8bit) and offered superior graphics to genesis. Snes was the last and most powerful. Sega just beat NEC through licensing which killed US market. Pc engine was top dog on Europe and Japan.",
"Lego cat.\n",
"Archangel Parental block on",
"It's a freaking great system, even now. The fact that it can play PS3, PS1, Japanese PS3, AND BluRay is amazing. ",
"Can y’all send some of that fuck my way? ",
"It's [Pixel](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cat_Who_Walks_Through_Walls)!",
"The picture itself isn't is amazing but this title is amazing",
"'G A M E B O Y E'\nFTTY",
"u/Dickfromaccounting a bot?",
"r/Japaneseporn",
"You have no chance to survive make your time",
"0_o \n\no_0 \n\n-_-",
"Genesis/ Mega Drive was 88 in Japan and 89 in NA, actually, and TurboGrafx/ PC Engine was 87 in Japan and 89 in NA and France. ",
"been reposted a billion times but I always laugh at his little square eyes",
"The ultra rare Privacy Cat in it's natural habitat.",
"r/hmmm and r/misleadingthumbnails ",
"Fuck yeah it is. ",
"I didn't downvote you, but thanks* for assuming, and downvoting me anyway.\n\n*(sarcasm)\n\nEdit: How is \"Meow-ree-oh\" any harder to say than \"mar-ee-oh\"? Could even change it to \"mow\" - being pronounced as \"mau\" - and have it be \"mau-ree-oh\", which sounds a lot like Mario.",
"Janet Jackson's from the Superbowl. ",
"I do believe that cat is playing Tetris. What a magical time to have been alive",
"But youtube has only been out for...\n\n*Oh no*",
"Did he look like this\n\n(=^･ω･^=) ?",
"Honestly, give me 8-Bit any day.. 16-Bit just doesn't do it for me.\n\nI grew up on NES, no fancy smancy SNES here.. NES had the better games. :P\n\nSuper Mario Bros. 3 and the Duck Hunt Gun, name a more iconic duo; spoiler, you can't.",
"Let’s not kid ourselves. That’s a Japanese pussy.",
"Does he sound like the cat from Mario Paint?",
"Shit, I dropped it... sorry, man\n\n C\nF K\n U",
"This reminds me of the dumbest commercial ever, the Ipad little girl \"Whats a computer\" commercial. An ipad, an Ipad is a computer...\n\nAlso you bring your desktop to bars & restaurants? ;)",
"Phantasy Star 2 is what prompted me to get a Genesis. I LOVED the original. Went with my brother to his friends house. Friend was playing PS2. I was blown away....\"You can equip a weapon in BOTH HANDS?!?!?!?\"",
"i'm so confused. what is an 8 bit cat? why is it rare...?",
"🎶 One of these things is not like the other 🎶",
"r/oldschoolcool",
"not only does this look like my late kitty, wide chest and probably fat gut and all, but it's cute af the way you did it. Can I upvote more than once? I love you.",
"Huh, Wikipedia had them listed as what I'd noted for NA. That or I read something incorrectly.",
"New door, who dis? ",
"It took a megabyte out of me",
"Fixed it, thanks",
"https://imgur.com/a/A78OX",
"That's a censored pu**y alright",
"So 128 times?",
"It's clearly portable so it's an early Gameboy cat! I wonder why it lost its green color.",
"It's just /u/dickfromaccounting. He has karma whoring to do; he can't concern himself with accurate or clever titles.",
"It's an artifact from cathode ray tube monitors and tv's So it's still greyscale.",
"Somebody should make this a photoshop battle.",
"but no repost would be complete without someone whining about it!",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"How has /r/outside not been mentioned yet?? This is purrfect ",
"If you want to see u/benzihex 's cat uncensored:\n\n- r/aww https://redd.it/5c4o0x \n**Say what?** \n*benzihex* (09 Nov 2016)\n\n---\n`original appearance`\n\n- r/aww https://redd.it/400jjk \n**My cat is pixelated** \n*benzihex* (08 Jan 2016)\n\n`selected comments`\n\n- *benzihex* ([Jan 8 2016](https://redd.it/400jjk#cyqr1do)) `[proof of origin]`\n>Another one of pixelcat\n>\n>http://imgur.com/JTvH4jd\n\n- *benzihex* ([Jan 8 2016](https://redd.it/400jjk#cyqq8gr))\n>Here are some of his other pictures (with his mom). I would say pixelation makes him cuter..\n>\n>`[links edited for convenience, details in replies to this post]`\n\n - r/aww https://redd.it/12o61k \nhttps://imgur.com/ufiHx \n**first post. sorry for the messy shelf** \n*benzihex* (Oct 13 2012)\n\n - r/aww https://redd.it/11h55q \nhttps://imgur.com/yJ7Ap \n**I came home to this... btw, they are Mommy and Baby..** \n*benzihex* (Oct 14 2012)\n\n - r/pics https://redd.it/12o61k \nhttps://imgur.com/rLARV \n**Switched on the flash on my cellphone camera, bam! R2D2 and C3PO** \n*benzihex* (Nov 5 2012)\n\n- *FunkyJunk* ([Jan 8 2016](https://redd.it/400jjk#cyqpevb))\n>[I pixelated your cat some more for you.](http://i.imgur.com/byXmDvm.png)\n\n- *LurkForever* ([Jan 8 2016](https://redd.it/400jjk#cyqokgc)) \n>I would love to see this as a water color or oil painting.\n>\n>Can anyone google-deep-style this before I commission the work?\n>\n>I failed for myself: \n>http://i.imgur.com/LV3YlCz.jpg\n\n- *formiter* ([Jan 8 2016](https://redd.it/400jjk#cyqxl8v)) \n>Anyone good at patchwork that can make this happen? [Patchwork Cat](http://i.imgur.com/sQ1kpR4.jpg)\n\n- `Additional artworks and edits not linked.`",
"You sound older than me. And im old AF.",
"PLease don't hide the score on this one. lol",
"Cat. ",
"*8-Bitty Kitty*",
"8-Bit and 90s, name a more iconic duo. ",
"You know we’re getting old when younger generations are confusing the technology, pop culture, and events of the decades we grew up in. I know I was guilty of the same thing when I was younger: Hippies were the 60’s and 70’s, disco was the 70’s and 80’s, color tv...didn’t that come out in the 50’s or 60’s or something. It’s easy for us to remember exactly when things happened because it happened to us. For younger generations it’s just a vague cloud that happened years and years ago. ",
"Stop telling people what to do.",
"/r/cursedimages",
"(Meows in MIDI)",
"Not to worry, he's still got 8 indices left!",
"8 bit was 80s not 90s.",
"You're not a real gamer if you don't know 16-bit is from the 90s /s\n\nwho cares about the bits when you have **Blast Core Processing**",
"Woag.",
"PB AND J IS THE INFINITE ICONIC DUO. HOW DARE THEE BLASPHEME WITH SUCH CARELESSNESS ",
"Why are you being downvoted? What you’re saying is totally true and relevant; possibly detrimental",
"That's reality m'boy",
"Cat's have come a long way since then.",
"He is nude",
"Are you sure it is not a dog? ",
"needs more jpeg",
"Op did you forget to turn up the settings to Ultra?",
"r/outside",
"My dog bit me 128 times",
"Oh, I know that one! Paper clips don't go inside anything!",
"Holy shit. A ps2 can play ps3 games? ",
"hahaha oh my god you guys with your gate keeping. PS2 absolutely was still a thing people could be buying in '06. Games coming out at the time were outliers but they were still there. Persona 4 didn't come out until '08.",
"While it was challenging living in the 90's when everything was 8-bit at least i wasn't alive when the world was only black and white.",
".",
"As a kid I used to believe the world was once black and white",
"... maybe if you believe hard enough it can?",
"Wouldn’t recommend it",
"Is this how everything in the 90’s looked? ",
"I hate you so much for still saying vidya",
"Ohhhhh yeeeaaa!!",
"A late 90s cat would have been 32bit Multi Media: it would look fine but you'd have to change CD-ROM and it would take half an hour to load.",
"[It was cool once. But not anymore.](https://i.imgur.com/TlXApaG.png)",
"Not with that attitude",
"1111111*\n\n\nShhhh you saw nothing.",
"You never know if they are Schrödinger's pixels",
"My TG16 is still my most beloved older console. Sadly my Turbo Express's screen died last year.",
"Looks 16-bit if you ask me. ",
"Here's the actual source before they framed it\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/IcO35ym.gif",
"Sega 32x and PlayStation were both 32 bit. N64 was rather obviously 64-bit. Lots of progress in the 90s.",
"The internet 👍",
"Not if you had yard sale video games. ",
"You're judging them by assuming that their comment was rude",
"Named Pixel?",
"Fake News!",
"8-bit was more of an 80's thing.. 90's were dominated by 16 and 32-bit, and I suppose 64, as well... :)",
"Takes me back to my childhood...",
"Because some people are introverted and don't want to be bored. Also sometimes the atmosphere gets a little dull and going on your phone helps to pass the time ",
"Always Wanted a turbo express. I believe theyre relatively easy to repair. Caps go bad on em. Id love a modern version with larger screen and lithum ion battery. ",
"Was the cussword really necessary? ",
"Crazy to see how far cryptokitties has come ",
"Pink nose ",
"Sitting in the 90s",
"1986, to be exact.",
"Thanks! I missed it the first time",
"Actually it's 4 pixels\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/qOJBjZc.gif",
"https://imgur.com/a/WJHkn",
"r/misleadingthumbnails",
"It's a collar.",
"8-bit and the 80s.",
"https://i.imgur.com/IcO35ym.gif",
"Needs more JPEG",
"When your so poor you need to lower the resolution of life.",
"https://i.imgur.com/N9wUZeF.png",
"I don't know you but I could play Chrono Trigger and Zelda: A Link to the Past again and again. I also grew up with the NES but the SNES was a master piece.",
"I'm being equal parts downvoted and upvoted it's quite interesting haha.",
"Who's this \"we\"? You got a mouse in yer pocket? Because I didn't have a Playstation back then. Or a mouse in my pocket.\n\nIn fact I still don't.",
"Asian porn be like",
"https://i.imgur.com/iIq6TD9.jpg",
"Everybody is terrified of windows\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/sih5ax9.png",
"In the 90s we already had 32-bit cats dude.",
"https://i.imgur.com/IcO35ym.gif",
"Man it's crazy we used to think that looked so cutting edge. How times have changed.",
"/r/outside",
"Needs more jpeg.",
"**Koolaid man breaks through wall**",
"nah it's a Canadian cat",
"Yeah, who even uses paperclips anymore? ",
"I’ve got two mice in my pocket if you want one ",
"I wish it caught on more. ",
"Yep! I'm enjoying the minuscule upgrade from Gran Turismo 4 to Gran Turismo 6!",
"We are going back to our phones as soon as we can because if we're not talking, then we're not doing anything.\n\nNot doing anything is boring, so we grab our phones. It was always going to go this way. ",
"Sales, rock…because all the others are house hold items. Thanks that's my one riddle a day New Years resolution.",
"Before apps we had these things called *programs* .",
"Ikr?",
"Pixelated*",
"Star Fox 64 is still my favorite game. I get my N64 out multiple times a year just to play it. ",
"If Picasso or davinci painted this picture it would be worth millions.\nCool picture!",
"didn't the Sega Genesis come out in like 1991? Everyone in this thread get off my lawn.",
"Just like that cat is now.",
"Um.. it's clearly a naked sim cat",
"Thumbtacks! They have plastic in them.",
"Yea exactly 1 byte.",
"Do I have to dig in there to get it?\n\nI already made that mistake twice today.",
"I have a mouse in my pocket. And a keyboard.\n\nhttps://twiddler.tekgear.com",
"only 90s kids will get this! uh-yuck.",
"but the genesis was the bigger hit with blast processing. I was so jelly of the kids that had the genesis with all the bullshit grafted onto it with the cd unit and the 32x.",
"Sega had a more powerful cpu. SNES had better colors, audio and the mode 7 and the PPUs to handle it. Fast paced action like Sonic was a selling point for the Genesis that would have been to slow on an SNES.",
"Nope, still Unicode...",
"Best pun I've seen about programming in months!",
"how many bits are we at nowadays?",
"This is a good answer.",
"If you look carefully, it's actually one of the initial 8-bit colour tests. It's got 16 possible colours.",
"Well, I do see a bit of pink there... Could be one of those 16-color 8-bit cats from the transition... (CGA cat perhaps?)",
"it had a 16 bit cpu though.",
"Origami pets. ",
"Looks much better than DOS cat.",
"Apparently, the portals in Chrono Trigger connected not only time, but space as well. ",
"Lol another “cat vs android cat”",
"Ahhhhhh the good old days. All I have now is a LaTex cat. ",
"Cool",
"Honestly, I don't see the phone phenomenon as a bad thing, necessarily. I'm just shy of 30, so I remember a childhood where computers in the house weren't a guarantee, when the Nokia 3360 was modern, and I remember having a MySpace account before a Facebook etc.\n\nAt a certain point, there was a media scare about \"Google brain\", where people (kids especially) were losing the ability to remember things because it's easier to remember where to look a fact up than to remember the actual fact.\n\nThis, along with everyone bring attached to the phones nowadays, I find, could lead to some really interesting changes in culture, education, communication, specialisation, career choice and path, and many other things if we just let it happen and see where it guides us.\n\nI guess what I'm saying is, I'm old enough to remember the old ways, but young enough to be excited about the new.",
"Instructions aren't clear. Dick stuck in mind...",
"Probably would be a relatively simple mod. Just haven't had the time to fix it yet.",
"Kids these days ruining everything, goddamn millenials are gonna take it all away. Nobody will ever talk to eachother 10 years from now, they'll just live in a pod like the matrix where the internet is streamlined into their brains. Nobody will know how to read or speak. Food won't even be food, it will just be nutrient goo that the robots inject into our veins. Millenials are even ruining eating for us all. *sigh* Everything was better when I was young and now it's all terrible. /s",
"It’s so life like..",
"Oh I know, I was saying it beat the SNES though. They were all sweet consoles.",
"Can't say I've ever seen that spelled with a 'y' before...",
"[**BITty Kitty**](https://i.imgur.com/4YsXDf2.jpg)",
"Not true. They were fairly comparable in processing power, however, the chip the Genesis used was simpler to program. Genesis seemed faster due to its lack of advanced graphics like alpha blending, mode 7 and significantly lower sound quality...and an higher, constant clock speed. \n\nGame speed was at programmers disposal. Genesis had sonic...but snes proved it can run superior graphics with faster gameplay in road runner death valley race it just wasnt marketed for like sega did. ",
"Could be that someone gave him a good home in a command line environment where a Unicode cat would just glitch out into a mess of question marks and such...",
"Thanks for putting that image in my head.",
"The genesis had a 16/32 bit motorolla CPU operating at 7.6MHZ. The snes only had a 16 bit Ricoh cpu operating at 5A22 operating at 3.58 MHZ. \n\nSNES could barely handle the slower pace of Super Mario World if there were too many sprites on the screen. SNES visually looked better and sounded better than the Genesis. The forest levels were atrociously slow. Still a great game.",
"Look pal, there’s plenty of room on reddit to publish all your flawless puns without busting my balls 😄",
"Didn't see a pun. All I saw was a swear. ",
"What you have there is basically a [light field image](http://www.tgeorgiev.net/795.jpg), which you in principle could do [this type of stuff](http://www.tgeorgiev.net/CVPR2010/) with. (albeit at a terrible resolution)",
"I'll improve on YOUR methods!",
"That was my thought also. On my desktop the thumbnail looked completely normal",
"realbity",
"Are you sure that wasn't a [cuecat](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CueCat)? I know a lot of them went in the dumpster.",
"Um thats plastic on the door thats causing the cat to be pixelated. It's not a pixelated cat, it's a normal cat.. I dont even think pixelated cats exist. ",
"VGA cat",
"needs more JPEG ",
"Guys, my phone is only loading photos in 144p",
"Man, pet graphics sucked back then",
"Hot japanese pussy",
"LOL this is brilliant!",
"Only after 1998, did we get true color 16 bit RGB cats. The 2000s thankfully brought us the advent of 16 bit RGBA cats which opened up a wonderful new door to the cat dimension.\n\n",
"I can see the pixels.",
"Nah due that's VGA 460x320",
"Must have bc I checked Wikipedia to make sure I wasn't misremembering. 90 was for Europe (except France which got PC Engine in 89).",
"**&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;\\/\\\\,,/\\** \n**\\>《 ° ; ° 》<**\n \n**Found your cat.**\n\nEdit: This took me an hour. Reddit formatting!@#* Say something nice.",
"I have 4k windows in my doors these days. I can clearly see the anger in my cats face when I don't let her in.",
"Sure that's not just a cat from Japan?",
"That looks like 16-bit.",
"no its an odd vertical 60x44p https://imgur.com/a/3Jabx",
"I will have you know that I graduated number one in my high school class. You will probably never be as capable as I am, and statistically you have probably already peaked. It’s all downhill from here, bucaroo. I hope your life isn’t too meaningless. \n\n^^^^^^^imtotallykiddingyou’reprobablyasmartandcapablepersonandIwishyouthebest ",
"Nah mate that's a blurred Japanese Pussy ",
"Damn this is a conversation I haven't had in a while and I guess you're right, Genesis had a more powerful cpu but they shot themselves in the foot with color/sound choices and didn't incorporate add-on chipsets (super fx, sa-1, DSP). I think what I was stuck on is the MIPS statistic (snes rated at 1.5MIPS, Genesis .96)\n\nI was in that weird TG-16 group (best of both words, Genesis speed + SNES color pallet) but of the big two, SNES was always preferred. Genesis games always looked worse than 8 bit to me with rare exceptions like",
" /\\,,/\\\n\n(( >(\\^.y\\^)<\n\n )) / )\n\n(( / || ||\n\n \\\\(__)m_m\n\n^^it ^^took ^^me ^^longer ^^to ^^copypaste ^^this ^^from ^^my ^^other ^^comment ^^than ^^it ^^did ^^to ^^make...",
"Owner of the cat here. I am so happy after two years, reddit still love the pic. Here is the whole album of the pixel cat and his mommy living in a quiet country house in Germany. https://imgur.com/a/M3PzM (They had to be separated later though, because the pixel cat couldn't stop harassing his mommy.)",
"\"That's about all there is to say\"",
"Damn right! And we had 16bit hardware in 1985, the A1000. ",
"Bit by bit",
"That looks like a door from my old house. Was this taken in Germany?",
"I see you found the ultra-rare Canadian version",
"Totally, the snes relied heavily on co processors for better visuals and audio. Helps unload the underwhelming cpu. ",
"It wasn't even worded in a way that makes any sense. You sound like a fucking idiot. ",
"What does a fucking idiot sound like?",
"Nobody was bustin' anything except you, here. If your jimmies are rustled, it's you who rustled 'em yourself, because there was absolutely *nothing* in my initial post to upset you. You saw someone downvoted you and *assumed* I did it. And got salty.\n\nI suggest you take a break and have a potato.",
"You still sound like a fucking idiot. ",
"You didn't answer the question.",
"Fuck you",
"You edited after I already replied. \n\nJust record yourself, and play it back. ",
"That's not an answer, since there is no way you could actually hear me. For all you know, I sound exactly like you. Are you a fucking idiot?",
"You sound like a fucking idiot. ",
"I'm so glad my cat is 4K.",
"You're not answering the question. ",
"YoUrEnOtAnSwErInGtHeQuEsTiOn",
"It's so clever the way they made hardware limitations work for them.",
"So...... That's a one dollar cat? ",
"My good friend invented Nyan cat, and when e told me that, and showed me proof, it blew my fucking mind.",
"My good buddy a number of years back invented Nyan cat! I couldn’t believe it until he showed me proof. Turns out, he did. Right here in Texas. ",
"They did if you wanted superior games :D",
"So it's a Japanese pussy . . Cat",
"From the 90s?!?!\n\nI think you'll find the 80s was 8bit, 16bit was introduced at the end of the 80s (with the 386, and the Super Nintendo in the early 90s).",
"I loved playing Alley Cat",
"70k for a repost!",
"Its still rendering.",
"That's him! I remember his cute little whiskers.\n\nThanks Frontierzman",
"except its the glass itself.....",
"Whites and Asians make the best combo ever https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6IrHDsMrHs",
"Minecraft for Cats......MineCat",
"wow...I don't even want to know the hell to go through to make that on here. I did mine from scratch because I couldn't copy it to here...formatting rules...as you know.",
"I'll be getting a switch I think. The last console I owned before the recent snes mini purchase was a gamecube, and I feel like a kid again now. I need to catch up on some zeldas, and try a few classics I've never tried before. ",
"Minecraft kitten",
"anything is a dildo if you're brave enough."
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"true question here is if Rodrigo is their name and is it spelled right. ",
"\"small\" This reminds me of a buddy of mine while I was in high school. He had 7 creams and 7 sugars in his coffee from Mcdonalds. The rest of our friend group refers to the drink as a McSugar for a few years.",
"“Light Ice”, because we don’t want that shit watered down...",
"Rodrigo is gonna get diabetos ",
"No, I'm pretty sure they remembered them ",
"Is there room for actual coffee in there?",
"more like a whole cup",
"Wtf is wrong with Rodrigo.",
"I wouldn't know where to begin. Lmao 😭",
"He seriously drank that? That's really disgusting lol. Was he trying to fuck with the barista?",
"No, he does this all the time... Rodrigo has Rodrigo syndrome. :D",
"That's not coffee. At this point it's a lukewarm candybar.",
"Is he hefty? How old is he? If he keeps at this rate, ol' Rodrigo may be headed for an early grave.",
"Can't imagine how 15 pumps of flavoring tastes.. When a large ice coffee only has what? 2-3 pumps of whatever flavor you're drinking?",
"He's 21 and works out, fit. Not sure how he gets away with this."
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/r/pics/comments/7nnz94/i_fucking_dare_you/ | [
"What's this app?",
"What the forecast",
"Thanks!",
"As a Canadian this confused me for a few seconds until I saw the location and realized the units were in American. ",
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/r/pics/comments/7nnzqb/this_cold_dry_air_in_michigan_is_creating_some/ | [
"I think r/macroporn might like this.",
"I love it when that happens! ",
"This is great.\n\nQuestions, I just got a macro lens, and I definitely want to start doing shots like this.\n\nAre you using just the lens on your camera, or an extension tube as well?\n\nHow do you prevent the snowflake from melting, are you setting up on a tripod outside and shooting there?\n\nThanks for any feedback.\n",
"Not OP but I've done some macro shots of snowflakes using a reversed 50mm lens. I caught some snowflakes on black paper and brought it into my garage so it didn't get cluttered with other flakes. Because of the extreme depth of field I take several pictures moving in and out so different parts of the snowflake are in focus and stack them later to make a composite. ",
"Let me guess, you found it on your scarf?",
"This is so fucking interesting and cool. Thanks for sharing!",
"Dendritic!",
"i love this! reminds me of my first detroit winter, where i saw a few of these on my own coat. i had never seen anything like it before. \n\nthe one you caught is so perfect and crisp! ",
"Awesome pic fellow Michigander/ganian?",
"Hehe, i have seen people do this before, its an interesting technique.\n\nBecause I have an actual Macro lens, the DoF is not so so shallow that I cannot get the whole snowflake into focus. I was more interested in where it took place.\n\nI dont own a garage and the underground parking where I live is somewhat climate controlled. So for me, it would be when snow is falling, set up my tripod underneath the overhang on my terrace, go outside, score a few snowflakes on some fabric left in a box outside so it matches the temperature of the snowflakes... mostly.\n\nthen I would put said fabric near where my camera/tripod are set up and try some shots, both handheld and stationary to get a feel for what I can do when walking around, vs what i can do with a intended set up.\n"
] | 10 | pics | This cold dry air in Michigan is creating some interesting and large snowflakes! |
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/r/pics/comments/7no1d9/before_and_after_some_shoeshining/ | [
"I don't know why, but I find shining shoes very therapeutic. ",
"You and me both. :)",
"Spitshine Tommy?",
"Whaa?",
"From Goodfellas movie",
"Ah, haven’t seen that one. \n\nI know, I’m a pleb. "
] | 6 | pics | Before and after some shoeshining |
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/r/pics/comments/7no7gz/bought_recreational_cannabis_in_san_diego_ca/ | [
"Doesn't the lighter sort of throw off the tax break down, since I am sure it has a different tax rate than the Cannabis?",
"This is pretty cool.\n\nOff topic however, as somebody from the UK - it seems rather backwards that you don't just pay for whatever the item(s) cost. Rather than being billed for item + tax.\n\nTax is pre-calculated into the advertised cost in the UK.",
"They should Federalize this and get it over with. I like to try the eatable cannabis. ",
"$1.27 + $0.04 + $0.85 = $2.16, not $2.17",
"Don’t overdose. ",
"Useless information without size of pre-roll. Which, unless you have severe arthritis, shouldn't be bought.",
"I was headed straight to my GFs Moms house....lol",
"In the US it is standard to advertise prices without the tax included, it is part of our shaky relationship with honesty in public.",
"I wish they’d do that here. I live in Washington state. We have a sales tax. It varies by county, but the average is 8.5%. And it sucks getting to the register and seeing the actual cost. \n\nLiquor is particularly bad. I think it’s right at 25% altogether for the sin tax and the state/county tax. ",
"Ive been to 3 in Vegas only one has the tax included in the price. Which is much better but so far all the bud I've bought in Vegas is harvested in September/October which makes for some very dry bud.",
"If this is a surprise, then you’re a moron.\nIf it’s not, what’s the point of the post?",
"Like in Superman III!",
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] | 13 | pics | Bought recreational cannabis in San Diego, CA yesterday. He’s a tax breakdown from my receipt. |
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/r/pics/comments/7no7hi/say_hello_to_finley_this_is_us_on_our_first_day/ | [
"Cute pupper!",
"You look like you go together.... like bread and butter. ",
"Bam Margera?",
"We're gonna need all available stats pls: breed, gender, age, weight, etc.",
"The start of a great frienship!",
"Not sure who looks more excited, you or your pup?",
"Looks like a Bernese Mountain Dog. One of the greatest dogs in the world ",
"What a cutie!d",
"Who's a good owner? You are! You are!",
"congrats. i hope you two have many happy adventures together.",
"Breed: Bernese Mountain Dog mixed with Australian Shepard\nGender: Female\nAge: 2 Months\nWeight: Approx 12 pounds ",
"Gorgeous puppy",
"Lovely pic man, don't know if you've spelled it that way on purpose, but it's normally spelled Finlay. It's a Scottish name I think. ",
"whoa there...",
"Burn Notice?",
"Oh uh I mean...Hi Finley!!!! =]]]] Ur so cute!!! Lol but who do I mean you or the dog!!! ==]]]]]]",
"Nah just being an asshole for comedic effect",
"> Finlay\n\nIt's also a masculine name.",
"He even has his paws crossed like he's posing. ",
"Extremely photogenic, both of you! ",
"Look at that pose! ",
"That’s like the most photogenic dog I’ve ever seen",
"Did you get her from a breeder that purposefully mixed the two breeds, or was she a happy incident? ",
"Oh, hai facebook.",
"My dog name finley too",
"Fair enough.",
"Cuties, the both of ya! Cheers to a great start to the year for ya!",
"I usually dislike these posts and I dislike this one, too.",
"She is the best looking member of the family for sure! Thanks haha",
"Damn autocorrect. ",
"jeez, what a cute pup!",
"Bernese Mountain dog? Cool!",
"I hope you boys have fun together for many years! ",
"I choose to believe the dog posted this, and Finley is the human",
"She looks just like my Aussie mix when he was a pup 😊 https://i.imgur.com/VAipDEJ.jpg ",
"Who cares",
"Awesome!\n\nI highly recommend you get a simple carpet cleaner if you have even a tiny bit of carpet where you live. Best investment ever with a new puppy.",
">stats\n\n2 mana 1/3 murloc, battlecray: choose a new hero power",
"And what's the dogs name?",
"Thanks for letting us know! ",
"Photogenic af",
"Very cute!",
"Mostly Hardwood, but we did get a cleaner!",
"She is a keeper! ",
"Bradley Cooper?",
"An Aussie Burner? I didn't know that I wanted one of these until just now. \n\nHave an Aussie. ",
"How needy is your dog? Dated a girl for a year that had an Aussie. SUPER needy dog but still loved it of course. We broke up last month. I want one SO bad now. Miss the dog the most lol. ",
"Spelled both ways. Don't you think he knows how to spell his dogs name since he named him it? ",
"Work on your routine. You sound like a preteen who still thinks edgy shit is hilarious ",
"Maybe you can make a list of types of posts you don't like so we can just read that instead of your shitty comments",
"Finley : You sure have a small house.",
"Why would you say that? Now your dogs have to enter a cooking competition to determine the one true Finley. Its state law.",
"I think /u/netpastor was referring to your stats",
"This is perfect <3",
"Love 💖 Finley so cute 😍",
"Maybe you could learn from me how to express your opinion without insults or foul language. ",
"I don't want to learn anything from crabby neckbeards angry about puppy pics ",
"Very. She has separation anxiety and follows us room to room. As a pup we had to play daily in order to keep her from getting bored and mischievous. Needed a daily run, not walk but run, every day from 1 until she was around 4.\n\nI highly recommend crate training and obedience and/or agility school.\n\nShe has slowed now though. 10 years old and is great with our kids. Has never been aggressive toward anyone or animals. Smart as they come too. ",
"What a good pupper ",
"At least your not unnecessarily rude like the sidebar instructs.\n\nEdit: oof your vicious comment history. ",
"A happy incident I believe!",
"Mrrrgrrggle ggrrr",
"Hey cool it with the sass bud nobody asked you for your opinion",
"As somebody who *may* or may not have named his daughter that, I agree!",
"My Aussie is pretty chill. She goes out and runs around. Barks when she feels the house is threatened, but all in all is pretty quiet. Follows us around, but doesn't intrude into everything. \n\nEdit: she just had puppies too...\n\nEdit 2: https://imgur.com/a/o6Z3D",
"Adorbs ",
"The dog looks genuinely filled wih joy and that makes me happy ",
"Finley just made my whole damn day! Look at that smile! 😍😍",
"Nah. Dog",
"The velcro is real with Aussies. I knew they were an attached breed, but seriously underestimated just how attached until I got mine (who is currently sitting at my feet). He's almost two years old now and now it feels weird when there isn't a furry shadow constantly next to me. Would second crate training cause sometimes I just need to sweep my damn floors lol",
"What a handsome young thing!\n\n...Dog's pretty cute too",
"I love Berners!",
"You have amazing eyes and your dog is freakin adorable!! ",
"Nobody asked for your cringey humor either yet it was given anyways",
"And you didn't post any pictures? How dare you come here talking about puppy pictures and not even provide us good people with a way to awww over it. ",
"Fine\n\nhttps://imgur.com/a/o6Z3D",
"OMG they are so look cute lol thank you for this.",
"Well, that settles that then.",
"You both look so happy!",
"He's got some sweet eyebrows",
"When I would work from home once or twice a week the Aussie would usually hang at my place. He’d either lay under my desk as I worked or had to sit in my lap. And he was fully grown...\n\nAnd the shedding. A month later and I’m still finding his hair all over my place. In my clothes. Sometimes in my food. ",
"what a lovey buddy!",
"As a guy who feels weird about his eyebrows, this guy has amazing eyebrows.",
"Corey? ",
"Wow, he looks so cute and excited! And so does the puppy...",
"Thanks to Finley and his new hooman-pal. I was in the process of anger-rumination over at BadCopNoDonut after having a shitty day with shitty people when I came across this post. I am reminded that there are good people (and pups!) in the world. Time to shift gears.\n\nThanks Finley. You rock.",
"So like 100lbs to go?",
"nope sorry!",
"I don't know you but wish you a bunch of good luck, man. Doogo bonita!",
"Thanks!",
"We are!",
"Don't forget a little nervous! First dog!",
"<3",
"Hey Fin!",
"Mind if I ask where you got her from? I grew up with Aussies and Berners, and I feel like having both in one dog would just be happiness. ",
"Ok that is adorable. I can never get my dog to take good pictures like this!",
"Came here to say this.",
"I take it you stopped dosing? (Equilibrium movie)",
"Hiya Finley!!! ",
"So sweet 😍😍😍",
"Ah he’s so well groomed and look at that hat, good for you pup!",
"I can't say whose the cutest u or the pup! He's a darling ❤️",
"Wonderful! Enjoy your pup! may you have a long time together! ",
"You're beautiful",
"i'm dyslexic and i read \" Say hello to Finley. This is us on our first DATE together!\" i got scared, this picture is to cute for zoophilia ",
"Hi Finley!!! You're so cute ",
"Finley is adorable! Love that he’s crossing his front legs. So damn cute! ",
"Obligatory \"be ready to exercise her a lot and keep her busy\" post.\n\nExtremely energetic dogs but well worth the time spent if you can make the time. (Which you should lol)",
"Hello sweetie Finley",
"Hey /u/canadaiscoldAF , I've been looking into getting a Bernese for awhile, but I'm afraid that Texas is too warm for the breed. Do you think getting the mix with Australian Shepard would make the puppy better for warmer climates?",
"I thought I deleted my Facebook account?",
"I can’t say for sure! The vet told me she is less likely to have shoulder and hip issues because of the mix but nothing about weather issues. It gets hot here in the summer (+30 Celsius) and I’m sure she will be fine. ",
"And nobody asked this fucking nobody to post a picture of himself and his dumb dog either, so there.",
"Its Reddit. Its the same people who said a child should have died instead of a gorilla.",
"Hey, I'm awesome, let's go!",
"Hello Finley.",
"Thanks! I guess if it did get too hot I could keep them inside more. ",
"His paws are perfect! 😍",
"Looks big for 2 months. How big will she get?",
"Yeah thanks op for letting me know about the new dog I can't afford too! Can't we just Google 'cute dog'? Someone really needs to make a motivational poster though. Maybe for office jobs and studio apartments across America, and people with too much middle management and student loan debt",
"She's adorable. Congrats. Hope you own a good dawg brush and know how to use it.",
"Finley you have quite a handsome hooman there! Good puppers! ❤️🐶",
"Aw, I used to have a dog named Finley.",
"That is just such a happy picture!",
"It took me a long time to get used to the fact that my Aussie/Border Collie was going to be watching me poop every day for the rest of his life. Now I embrace it. I put a little cushion a few feet from the toilet where he comes in to lay down until I'm done.\n\nSuch a great dog. He can hear me take my glasses off at the end of the night...they make a barely audible click, and he'll hear it from across the house and know it's time to go sleep at my feet. And I sometimes take a 30 minute nap after work. If I say \"Nap time!\" he goes running to my bed just to be there while I sleep. Never seen any creature so excited to watch someone nap. ",
"You two look like you're gonna be a really good team ",
"awesome looking dog\n",
"Took me five minutes to figure out that the dog doesn’t have her arms crossed",
"Quick plug for /r/bernesemountaindogs ",
"Ok that’s just so adorable how the dog crosses it’s paws with a big giant smile. ",
"Both are very good looking. ",
"G shit where do I get a good pupper that isn’t 1000 dollars ",
"Welcome to the club!",
"Can we get some current pics?!",
"True",
"Damn, son, y’all have matching canine teeth. Nice. \n\nCongrats on adding to your pack, enjoy your alpha dog status! ",
"Who’s Dustin?",
"Hell yeah cool dog man\n",
"😍😍😍😍 hello",
"Yes!",
"WHOS A GOOD BOY",
"Oh no not again",
"What an adorable pee and poop machine! \n\nAnd the dog is cute, too! ",
"You sir...are going to be very busy :)",
"from one berner parent to another-take as many photos & videos as you can when they are small!!! so sweet",
"Aw he looks so happy and excited ",
"Welcome Finley Enjoy your time",
"That is a good looking pup right there.",
"Her pose reminds me of Olan Mills. Photoshop anyone? ",
"mms you fucker, thanks ",
"Gorgeous mix! My two favorites! Congrats. ",
"THAT IS THE PERFECT MIX OF DOG. she’s adorable!",
"You're both the most adorable things I've seen today. I hope you have lots of fun together.",
"Maybe he does, maybe he doesn't. Maybe fuck yaself.",
"True. Didn't know it was a bitch when I replied.",
"Is that safe to let a dog ride in car like that? Would you let a child ride in your car like that?\n",
"That seems like a good mix, the Bernese Mountain Dogs have a startlingly shallow gene pool with lots of problems, bringing in some new blood is good for them. Expect tons of shedding (All year round) and lots of love. Berners are very loving dogs and they love to lean. I wonder if she'll have that trait with the Australian Shepard mixed in there....",
"Anyone else designer dog?!?",
"I think I'm getting one of those when I have my own yard!",
"LOOK AT THAT FACE.",
"You already look alike",
"This is hilarious because he is missing the portion of his eyebrows that the dog has.",
"Maybe he does, maybe he doesn't. ~~Maybe fuck you~~.\n\nMaybe fuck yaself\n\nFTFY \n\n",
"Puppy is saying \"yeah baby, I know it!\"",
"Can I adopt both of you?",
"Noted",
"that's one happy puppers!",
"They complete each other ",
"[Roscoe ](https://i.imgur.com/ajU5WwN.jpg)\n\nThis is my little bud.I got him at 5 months in September. They are sure life changing. Congratulations and good luck!",
"Oh, so you mean not at all. Got it!",
"The human is a bottom...and not of the power-generating variety.",
"“Say hello to hooman, this is us on our first day together”",
"Photo of guy I don’t know ",
"Op! I have a [Finli ](https://www.reddit.com/r/TuxedoCats/comments/7aom7i/reddit_meet_finli_my_first_ever_tuxedo/?st=JBYH2DRA&sh=3701c4b0) too!",
"R/ladybonersgonecuddly",
"Squeeeee!! OMG so adorable!",
"Awww. I love her. I need a puppy in my life.",
"I love dogs, lost my baby two years ago due to cancer :(",
"I cannot handle this thread right now. Too much adorable going on. If I leave my house, I'm going to come home with 12 dogs.",
"He loves you already!!!",
":(",
"I'm bawling my eyes out right now!! My best friend growing up was this dog! She was a Bernese mixed with Australian, she had the same exact coloring and even placement of certain colors. Her name was Rollie and I miss her all the time, it's been 11 years this last October since she passed. \n\nEnjoy Finley! They are one of a kind!",
"TIL Bam Margera owns a doge.",
"Finley taking a cool pose though...",
"This is so adorable it hurts!",
"She is beautiful",
"Welcome to the Berner club! Get ready for a good time.",
"Explain the name choice.",
"Do you need a gf? ",
"Ya'll apparently have not seen Bam in the past decade",
"both are lovely.",
"omg cuteness overload!!!",
"I think this dog's going to change your life.",
"My last name is Finley and we spell it with an e.",
"1. happy cake day\n2. * /r/Ladybonersgonecuddly ",
"I dated a girl for a few months who had a mini aussie that was almost as needy as her. ",
"HE. IS. ADORABLE!!!!!!!!!",
"He did that ama like a month ago. ",
"You are both gorgeouses!!!xoxoxo ",
"Handsome guy and gorgeous girl!! Give your pup all the cuddles for me? ",
"Sweet",
"She gonna get huge. We have a bernese pure and she knocks stuff off table with her tail. Also, eyes get visibly bloodshot when stressed.",
"I got a new Pup this weekend too. Meet Obi. \n\nhttps://imgur.com/a/ODT0R",
"He has 3 modes. Eat, sleep, crack mode. \n\nhttps://imgur.com/a/Sa3uI",
"So handsome!\nThat is one crazy handsome pupper <3\nYou're not too bad either ",
"I give them a 2/2",
"He/she’s like “ohh hey y’all”",
"Both of you look so genuinely happy! \n\nr/MadeMeSmile",
"Black Mirror - Playtest r/blackmirror",
"You should look and see if there are any local rescues for the breed/breed mixes you are looking for! The people there can answer questions like that and might even have a pup who is perfect for you already :)",
"I have a border collie mix that looks similar. Best dog ever. Congratulations and what a great picture!!",
"I like your username haha",
"Please tell me your name is Jake. \n\nWhat time is it?",
"Enjoy every moment cause one day he is gonna die.",
"Did someone go down the comments and just downvote everyone in succession? Lol also cute dog, congrats. :)\n",
"first day of the rest of your lives! have some great times! lots of belly rubs!",
"Both are pretty",
"I hope you have a good brush and are prepared to use it! (fellow Berner owner ;))",
"You’re*. \n\nAlso, your original comment was just as rude if not more rude.",
"I want to go there.",
"This sounds word for word, my Border Collie.they share so many of the same pros, and cons.",
"Oh my god. I cannot let my girlfriend see this photo.",
"Finley seems indeed a good human. ",
"So cold!",
"I wanted to write a joke but deleted it lmao.\n\nCute pup :D",
"This is my dream dog. Actually a dog is a dream in itself. 😍",
"Hello Finley! BMDs are so freaking cute!!!",
"That is a photo in need of framing! What wonderful smiles :)",
"I have a colleague who has a Bernise named finn. Small world",
"Cute",
"Good one!",
"Oh.. The nights and 5 am wake up calls will be worth it!",
"What breed?"
] | 239 | pics | Say hello to Finley. This is us on our first day together! |
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"Im sorry. That sucks.",
"At least it's sugar free so it's not all sticky.",
"My wife left a glass coke bottle in the back of my car during Christmas and I found it as a shattered frozen foam clump. Luckily it was in a removable cup holder so it wasn't too hard to take care of.",
"I hate when my come bottles explode! ",
"Yup, I consider it lucky and actually kinda funny. Happy New Year!",
"Nearly happened to us; my stepson borrowed our car while we were away a few years back. Put it in a ditch (never told us, we found out later there was damage to the underside) plus he left some beer in the back. Fortunately I saw one sticking out from under the seat - would not have seen it if it had rolled a little further forward, and it hadn't frozen."
] | 6 | pics | I couldn't figure out why I had ice all over my car |
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"Some Context, this person parks like this every day. I don't want to pass judgment on them needing the permit to park there, although she seemed fine walking to the door talking on her phone with her PSL every morning. \n\nThe post earlier on here reminded me of this, I am pretty damn sure she parks like this just to protect her car, no other reason.\n\nOther thread for reference\nhttps://ns.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7neusx/the_white_lines_are_there_for_a_reason/",
"Person on the left looks to be out of their range ",
"This time looks genuine though. The car on the left is legitimately parked on the line, not inside their own parking space. The person wouldnt be able to get out of a big SUV like that if they were parked normally, especially if they need more space being disabled.",
"Not sure I follow, how is she on the line if her whole tire is across it? The blue SUV on the right is fine, but the white one is way over, and this is more of a mild case, she is usually at least a foot further to the right.\n\nAlso she gets in and out through the drivers side door without assistance. Usually on her phone with a Starbucks in hand, so she isn’t exiting or leaving the vehicle on the passenger side.",
"Look at the Sedan ON THE LEFT",
"Eh that is unusual, she parks like this even if hat person is in the lane. Maybe I should take another tomorrow when someone else is there to demonstrate the point. The sedan is immaterial and probably parked after the white SUV. This is the white SUV’s typical behavior.",
"Honestly it sounds like youre looking for any reason to hate on this person. They arent hurting anyone by doing this, they arent blocking any spots, and thet obviously have a permit for handycap parking or else I assume you would have reported them already. Though if the permit isnt for them but a family member that isnt with them and they use it daily I believe that is against the law.",
"They are causing an issue. I posted in the other thread hat we have had to call facilities three times to have them move the car because we have a colleague who usually parks in this space, and her on the other side, who couldn’t get out of her car. That other person is on PTO until Monday. I probably should have restated that here.\n\nFor all I know she might have a legitimate reason for the tag, but her behavior and constant disregard for our other disabled colleagues has been a repeat issue."
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"Awesome.",
"Has he named it?",
"No name: he wants to keep it as wild as possible!",
"Grouse are known to be friendly at times and adopt a person. My husband had one that followed him around our barn. A few months later he landed on our front porch. We named him. You should, too.",
"Hey, my state bird!\n",
"Beautiful! You should post this to r/birding, they'll love it there!",
"\"What the fuck you looking at Howard, here take a picture and leave me alone next time or I might kill ya\" followed by a majestic slow mo departure. ",
"Smart move! Just in case he accidentally shoots and eats it, he can have plausible deniability!\n\n",
"Congratulations on your dad being a Disney princess.",
"[Look at the grouse!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGZiTQS-lEc)",
"Well, it makes it easier than saying \"Well Claude tastes great with that fig sauce.... \" - tends to make the kids cry sometimes. \n\nYMMV. \n",
"My brother was dating a chick whose family raised cattle. So I bought a half from her. When he delivered the meat to me, along with the hamburger and steaks were a picture of the cow I was going to be eating. On the back it simply said, \"Monty\".\n\nGreat tasting beef was Monty. ",
"It that the grouse equivalent of Adopt-A-Highway?",
"Just fabulous. Here's [coin](https://imgur.com/gallery/sy9lVl4) of the realm.",
"Done!",
"What might be the reason for this? Why would nature reward this behavior in grouse?",
"Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo.",
"(Some) birds are very dumb.",
"i call them \"chicken of the woods\"\n",
"I really want the space to get a freezer so I can buy a half or a quarter cow. Its a life goal.",
"We raised steers for the freezer when I ws a kid. One was named Sir Loin and one was named Chuck.",
"Mine too!",
"OP's dad has Disney princess powers.",
"Food?",
"They're also delicious. ",
"People scare off predators and often provide a food source. Plus when the barn yard starts up with it's \"four legs good, two legs bad\" crap, us bipeds have gotta' stick together. ;-)",
"If you grill him over a cedar plank you can have \"clau'de Bois\" for dinner",
"Would you say the grouse is famous?",
"“The Confident Grouse” should definitely be the name of a bar.",
"That’s pretty grouse! (Aussie slang)",
"Thought your dad also made a tiny hat for him at first.",
"I have arrived. ",
"That’s a mushroom",
"Tried to take a pic of a Blue Grouse in Montana once and it wanted my leg. Pecked my camera. Just wouldn't stop. Got no shot but laughed my ass off. ",
"you named yours? I shot mine :(",
"I'm sorry, but \"Oscar\" was the correct answer",
"unexpected animal farm",
"That's neat!!",
"LOL",
"I was hiking once and heard a big male grouse doing the booming thing. Oh, it was very friendly and adopted me - by that I mean it courted my hiking boot then had sex with it.",
"Hopefully Rupert ",
"Congrats, your dad is a Disney Princess! ",
"worked for dogs and cats",
"Why not both?\n",
"I saw the reflection on the mirror and i was like \"what, photoshop?\" And then i realized that i'm just stupid",
"Sounds classy",
"This is why you can hunt them with a stick...",
"Isn't it great when dinner comes to you?",
"Wood chicken",
"He's a plump bugger...",
"This, I'm conflicted...grouse and dumplings is damn delicious, but a wild friend is pretty damn cool.",
"Its a fake. There is no bird in the rear view mirror.\n",
"He kinda looks like he is wearing a stocking cap with a Pom Pom on it",
"Magic! He must be elated!",
"I can assure you it’s not fake. Look how much of his wrist you can see in the mirror vs where the bird sits on his arm. ",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Thats a fancy gastropub name for sure.",
"Thump...Thump...Thump..Thump.Thump.thumpthumpthumpthumpthumpthumpthump.",
"There's also a mushroom called the hen of the woods. Apparently lots of wild mushrooms taste like chicken?",
"They sell that at my Costco some times. Miatakis are great. ",
"And ruffed grouse are right up there near the top!",
"Somewhere in the depths of a hard drive somewhere, I have photos and a short video of a grouse that randomly started following me around by the side of a reservoir one day. It was interesting and bizarre.",
"This particular bird followed him every time he went to the barn. My husband didn’t say anything for a few weeks because he didn’t think we would believe him. Until it followed him to the house. LOL the bird started to follow our kids walking home from the bus stop and certain adult neighbors out for a walk. The kids took pictures on their phones, the adults freaked out. I too have photos somewhere.",
"Looks delicious",
"Pa for those following along at home ",
"Saved your post to throw in a D&D game at some point.",
"It knows the Open Season just closed.",
"Unruffled grouse.",
"The Grouse with No Name",
"That Grouse appears to have an attitude.",
"I guess Lucky wasn't a very good name...",
"Comrade!",
"There are people that say they taste like chicken, but I believe the name comes from how the mushrooms form, which sort of looks like chicken feathers from a distance.",
"Its interesting how different species become \"tame\" to each other when occupying the same territory when not directly hunting/competing each other.",
"Look at the grouse. Look at the grouse. Nyuk Nyuk nyuk\n",
"wait, what? who's starting an old tractor on my land? oooh...",
"Some animals are more equal than others ",
"Wow, I'd be so nervous trying to get my phone to take that picture.",
"I am sitting here looking at this picture thinking of the large portion of my childhood wasted on hunting grouse. The grouse would always blast out of the brush right next to you (after I spent hours humping through the woods lugging a shotgun while trying to get the half crazy family pet to work with me) and scare the shit out of you and then we would have cat and mouse games for miles up and down mountains. ",
"I'd drink there for sure.",
"Precious",
"Just walking through the woods minding my business.. \n\n\"JESUSSHITGODdamn ah stupid grouse\" ",
"Spruce chicken",
"Just name it Wilder. ",
"Why are your boots so easy?",
"I was thinking the same thing.",
"Good eating ",
"No one's asked. What did you name him?",
"So this is a famous grouse then.",
"o/~ These boots are made for boinking. o/~ \n",
"He looks unruffled.\n",
"*And that's just what they'll do*",
"steal its babies and kill it. Perfect!",
"Than he ate all your greens",
"Sounds like a position",
"And chickens.. you know.. mostly. ",
"Hey, look, dinner.",
"....",
"What did you name him?",
"Jiles. ",
"Honestly you should probably have named your husband before he got to your porch. ",
"LOL",
"this is how it is now. I own you.",
"Tasty as fuck though",
"No animal shall sleep in a bed. With sheets. ",
"One of these days this grouse is gonna cum all over you.",
"Fun spooking a whole covey of them out looking for deer. Sounds like a shitload of helicopters taking off around you. ",
"I hate these animals. I can not tell you how many times that they've scared the hell out of me while hiking through the woods.",
"Unless they are a good boi",
"Look man, I don't wanna freak you out or nothing but someone there is someone trying to start a broken down dirtbike nearby, and he's getting closer every time.",
"For a moment there I thought his head has a head above his eyes"
] | 111 | pics | My dad has spent the past several years watching a particularly confident ruffed grouse that lives on his property. This is a first. |
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"I'll never let go, Jack.",
"Bring down the wall. I blame the East German Shepherd for keeping them apart.",
"Gated communities destroy lives."
] | 3 | pics | I miss you so much |
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"lol your son looks older than you...",
"It’s because he is haha. It’s a friend kneeling down",
"heh i was just joking because the other one was the guy with his wife and son. ",
"I feel everyone in this one was happy to be involved.\n"
] | 4 | pics | Took this this morning - felt original. Went on Reddit this evening - feel like a reposter. |
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"Now go get the hairdryer and melt those suckers!!!",
"What kind of monster snaps crayons on purpose! *sobs*",
"As a formerly OCD child, the broken crayons make me wince."
] | 3 | pics | Crayons |
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"I did not know that had a definition, sweet! Nice shot",
"Would love to take credit but I didn’t take this pic, it was taken by Daniel Biber I believe ",
"Incredible pic",
"e pluribus unum",
"Trippy",
"They are becoming self-aware",
"I don't like being \"that guy\" but do we have any evidence this isn't shopped?\n\nEdit: searching the photographers name points to this being real. In which case, Wow!\n\nwww.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5226483/amp/Murmuration-starlings-took-form-giant-BIRD.html",
"A murmuration? Why does every animal species get an extra special name for \"group of\"? ",
"It definitely wasnt shopped by me, i believe this pic was featured in the times today, originally taken by Daniel Biber",
"Good work, /u/photoshopro\n\nLooks sort of believable. ",
"Really wasnt me\n\n",
"Next you'll tell me that /u/stoleyourbucket didn't take my bucket.",
"hive mind achieved ",
"Birds are just tiny birds confirmed",
"*birburation",
"This is beautiful!\n\nWhere I'm from we get millions of starlings every year flying across the town in formation, but I've never in my 22 years of living seen anything like this",
"But... but... your username!",
"Usernames are not always literal...\n\nBrb, emptying bucket.",
"Incredible shot!",
"I love birds. Except the fucking starlings.",
">A photographer claims to have captured the perfect moment a murmuratuion of starlings took the form of a giant bird.\n\nHe claims he captured this, but it could've easily been manipulated",
"I had to look twice because it looks pretty similar to my first reddit post: a picture I posted [*six years ago*.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/mi6z7/a_flock_of_starlings_forming_the_image_of_a) ",
"OP’s username gives me anxiety ",
"What should reddit's be?\n\n\"A bog\" of redditors?\nMaybe \"a nozzle\" to encompass the douchiness, or perhaps we are just \"a murder\" like crows...attracted to shiny things and yet somehow eerily smart ",
"Ramble. A Ramble of Redditors. Because no one stays on topic...",
"It was probably [Modena](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_the_Bucket)",
"Those Victorians needed something to do while they sat around waiting for radio to be invented",
"Talk for yourself.\n",
"[My dad shot a video of starlings, in this case in the shape of a penis..](https://youtu.be/MbNMKspMunU?t=177) (you can also see a falcon trying to get some of the starlings earlier in the video)",
"Finding Nemo vibes. It’s the land version of the tuna. ",
"Fuck you both",
"I’m a simple man. I see Hello From The Magic Tavern, I upvote. ",
"I’m having a serious deja vu moment right now. I swear I have seen this exact photo with this exact comment chain before, reading it from exactly the same place I’m sitting now. \n\nI know this has nothing to do with the comment chain but it’s kinda weirding me out and I felt the need to share ",
"\"Collective noun\" ",
"A giant BIRD. Oh, the daily fail.",
"If this is legit.. wow",
"When did we get too good for \"flock?\"",
"Shopped af",
"We are a beard of Redditors, duh.",
"See you next time!",
"In this case it's not just the group of birds, which would be called a flock. Mururmation is an action: when huge numbers of small birds whirl and twist and swoop such that they make an every-changing display in the sky. Sandpipers can form a murmuration, for example, in addition to starlings. ",
"I'm just going to assume that this is real and that the world is magical.",
"Fuckskogel of Redditors. ",
"Upvote for just sounding tired.",
"That sounded so Russian. ",
"יפה מאוד.",
"Woaaaaah there.",
"Your Murmation is more dolphin on the right",
"I'm going to believe they even maneuvered to make the giant wings flap to.",
"TACTICS 15: BIG (BIRD) EMPEROR",
"nasty limeys need to go back to europe and stay outa my chimney",
"Emergence.",
"Nrrrgghh *sploosh* AHHHH ",
" Yes... but you also mentioned \" shiny things\"...go back to that part please. ",
"Beautiful! We used to watch the birds do this all the time, but almost all of the birds are gone now. The California drought seems to have finished most of them off. ",
"Tiny birds are made up of molecular birds. On the quantum level the physics change a bit, but you can see how an entangled murmur develop based on OP's fractal observation. For more information the experts at r/shittyaskscience can help you out.",
"BRB eating some butter ",
"A snark of redditors.",
"Air version",
"TIL murmuration was a word. Thanks, OP",
"username checks out",
"Meh, I’ve seen better... https://m.imgur.com/gallery/6bhPr0H",
">Except the fucking starlings.\n\nYeah, especially when they decide to roost in your neighborhood. \n\nLayers of nasty bird shit everywhere.",
"...but why",
"They’ve become aware",
"Get back to me when you shit in a shopping bag",
"Real or not this is one of the most beautiful photos I've ever seen.",
"You know how in rick and morty there’s that earth with everything is on a cob this is the same just it’s a bird on a bob ",
"You know how in rick and morty there’s that earth with everything is on a cob this is the same just it’s a bird on a bob ",
"TIL that a flock of starlings is called a murmuration. ",
"Looks fake fake fake. ",
"I always thought photography was the most bullshit form of art until this guy proved me wrong.",
"Literally watched the Planet Earth II episode today where they showed starlings in Rome. Holy shit.",
"*Jackdaws",
"Are the tiny birds made of tinier birds?",
"[What we were all thinking](http://imgur.com/WZMz5gE) ",
"TIL murmuration",
"Looks like a 3d rendering. It's nuts, no pun intended.",
"This photographer waited for 8 years to get this shot.",
"This photographer waited for 8 years to get this shot.",
"[murmuration -Nomad Soul](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=46dZzwNeyF8) One of the best songs to go with it. ",
"/r/OOPSimpressionism?",
"autological birds",
"Cuz I certainly ain’t no mouse, that’s why. ",
"+1 for murmuration.",
"If this is real I am using it as further proof that we are all in a simulation.",
"I bet they even poop in the shape of a bird, where each droplet forms into a giant bird from a birds-eye view. I wouldn't even be surprised at this point.",
"The daily mail is tabloid trash. Defiantly not a trusted source",
"*plop*",
"Y'all are retarded. I could shop this.",
"It looks like that from the pic tire angle but from another...",
"NorCal?",
"I saw one of these once. Why is it called a murmuration? I heard them just fine.",
"TIL that a murmuration refers to the phenomenon that results when hundreds, sometimes thousands, of starlings fly in swooping, intricately coordinated patterns through the sky.",
"It is thought one woman who made them up or at least a lot of them in the Book of St.Albans 1480. The excerpts are uncredited tho...",
"You've changed your name since your AMA",
"don’t forget to throw it in your neighbors yard",
"cockatiel\n\nedit: beluga now my bad",
"what country is this in? please don't be fake!!",
"r/meta ",
"I gotta ask. Do you shit in a bucket so you can always be playing battlefield?",
"I think I posted this once before? Hmmm\n\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/73pmlf/amazing_timing_flock_of_birds_forming_a_giant_bird/\n\n🤔🤔😎",
"Fun fact: When birds fly in a V-formation, one side is usually longer. That is because there are more birds on that side.",
"Removed and got 28 upvotes, are you suggesting that I, a, even saw that post and b, assuming that I did see it, then thought it would be a good idea to steal your post and repost it 93 days later hoping for better results? ",
"IS BEST CAVIAR!!!!!!!",
"Eh, it's a nice pic either way. ",
"“Defiantly...”. You sure?",
"username checksout",
"the probability of it happening is infinitisemal, especially considering there's probably a much less than 90 degree (don't want to hazard putting a number on it) arc where this shape would look like a bird and this angle appears to be spot on.",
"I’m... a dinosaur?\n\nPoot poot poot",
"r/bossfight",
"Far out, man!",
"Imagine being the tip of that beak, all the glory. ",
"Its not a bird, it a man in a bird costume. ",
"r/murmuration",
"I ain't lyin",
"I like this one. Also turtles. ",
"I like you. ",
"His music's a little to girly and pop-y for me",
"I, uh.... Well, shit. My name sucks.",
"Brb, I’m black",
"Lol jk",
"Looks like a human wearing a bird costume the bottom of the head looks like human face with a bird cowl.",
"Here's the thing....",
"r/interestingasfuck",
"A pubey one ",
"When nature decides to eff with you. 😆",
"No way this is real",
"Gobsmacked if real. Even better than that slightly terrifying image of the woman hanging the red sheet that looked like a ghost trying to grab her outside",
"What the hell is this?",
"Probably a video still of a moment that barely lasted a second",
"Your contribution to this sub is priceless.",
"\"Out of many, One.\" Beautifully put.",
"Birb",
"Short, this is absolutely fake. \n \nThis is not how birds group based on Boids analogy. You can simply see that by 3 most darkest areas and no predator to force such groups, there should be at least two predators to force such shape. \n \nSecond pattern that you can see from this picture is that the lines where birds separate make no sense, if group is separated by falcon or any kind of predator, birds will separate with more distinguishable pattern. \n \n[Check this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctMty7av0jc) \n[How birds react, based on Boids](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boids) \n \nSource, I've made research based on animal behaviour of Boids for my Bachelor's degree",
"Same. ~~I think I'm going to kill myself and get my motherboard to create a new account with a real username, beep beep.~~ I think I need to think of a new username, fellow human.",
"Ding ding ding, we have another winner. You're only the second person to correctly guess where my username came from.",
"Nice view.",
"That was my cousin. ",
"Eurghh now I can't see..",
"NO NEED TO SHOUT!",
"Lol you’re right ",
"They make so many random shapes that this probably happens a few times a day.",
"3d rendering look like real life.",
"It's very real, check out the new planet Earth episode on starlings. It's on Netflix",
"I love the word murmuration.",
"amazing!",
"It's just birds the whole way down. ",
"I LOVE this photo!",
"Am... am I just tiny me's? Like I know that one guy is just three kids in a trenchcoat, but I mean if I microscoped...me... would a small me just wave back?",
"r/whoadude",
"inavasive species that can't be killed fast enough. horrid creature",
"Ready to form Voltron! Activate interlocks! Dyna-therms connected. Infra-cells up....mega-thrusters are go!",
"No, Holy shit is starlings in the Vatican City. ",
"Puffin Rock is such a good show",
"r/interestingasfuck",
"TIL the word murmuration",
"My button's bigger than your button.....",
"Can we take a moment to appreciate how one in a million this shot is!!",
"This has to be fake. Even if it is it's awesome."
] | 161 | pics | A murmuration of starlings assumes the shape of a bird mid flight. |
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/r/pics/comments/7noqly/if_you_attended_public_schools_you_already_know/ | [
"It's good...",
"omg yes. I am a teacher and they still have this same pizza!!",
"You’re missing the ranch packets, corn, and chocolate milk to give you that well balanced meal.",
"Haven't had that in a while. Shit was amazing.",
"I’d eat some right now!",
"It was my second favorite lunch after chicken friez!!!",
"Especially with an ice cold milk. So much dairy, but dang it was good. ",
"Oooo I wish i can relive those days ",
"Find me another food that looks as disgusting, but tastes as amazing. ",
"I wonder if they are sold anywhere. ",
"Man, kids today have it lucky - I had to wait until *Friday* to get my pizza. Don't even get me started on how I had to walk uphill both ways to and from the cafeteria.",
"Rectangle pizza is okay but I liked the hexagon Mexican pizza better",
"Wow. Flash back. Forgot about the Mexican ones!! ",
"And covering it with napkins to pull all the grease off the top.",
"great way to fight the epidemic obesity.",
"Did you ever have the milk/juice in a bag?",
"At my school we had this pizza and a breakfast pizza with sausage.\n\nThe best days were when they had both pizzas.",
"Ah, a fellow Michigander/Canadian!",
"We didn't have the milk in a bag at mine. ",
"r/nostalgia ",
"This was an every Friday thing at my school.",
"Picture here is a vegetable offering by the public school.",
"30 years later, I can still taste it. What about the burgers and government cheese? Anyone know where you can get them?",
"hey! how come your cheese isn't orange and brown? it looks like real mozzarella? how come huh? ",
"Fiestada",
"Sysco",
"Did anybody else have the beefy cheesy nachos at their school?",
"hmmm. that looks way worse than i remember",
"I wish posts like this would stay contained there.",
"These were the best days",
"Hit me with them triangular shaped ices and icecream in a cup",
"I went to a Catholic elementary school and every Friday was pizza day. Ellios to be exact. With that good ass ice cold orange drink.",
"I did, but i dont know.",
"Don't forget the shitty pickles. You can get the pizzas from Schwann's or GFS. ",
"Omg I would literally pay 100 bucks for a slice",
"Back when I was in elementary, ranch and pizza sounded so gross that I never gave it a chance. I was so ignorant.",
"those chosen few pepperoni that were just a little bit crispy...",
"[Someone wrote an article on this pizza](https://www.bonappetit.com/entertaining-style/trends-news/article/school-cafeteria-pizza-investigation), and apparently they found the recipe for it: https://imgur.com/a/kV9Ro",
"Only $50 for a case of em\n\n\nhttp://www.noshcookbook.com/2011/12/where-to-buy-rectangle-school-cafeteria.html",
"My private school also had the good ole rectangle pizza",
"In America...\n\nMy British school dinners were great thank you.",
"We also had hexagonal ones. But they always had those bullshit fennel or caraway seeds in them, i can’t remember which it was.",
"The ranch was the key lubrication needed to help slide the overcooked pizza down on bagel pizza Tuesday’s. Pizza slice Friday’s you didn’t need it, but it was a nice addition.",
"[garbage plate](https://m.imgur.com/gallery/5oABJ) \neven higher ‘disgusting looking to delicious tasting’ ratio",
"Is this pizza or lasagna?",
"automatic double lunch for me",
"Yes. But I never ate it because I was afraid of getting diarrhea at school :(",
"We just got shitty delivery pizza instead ",
"You pick the dark parking lot, and I’ll hook you up.",
"Yes",
"Looks disgusting, tastes like heaven. ",
"I never had food provided for me at school, I feel scammed. ",
"As an Australian that went to a public school; I don't get it..",
"Oh bro.... You missed out. They never made me sick and they were by far some of the tastiest lunches we had at school. I loved the pizza but the beefy cheesy nachos were the best",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK5CLplRIno\n\n>🎶Friday was pizza day, the best day of the week, \nIt always came with salad and a side of cold green beans.🎵",
"It's essentially Tony's Pizza. ",
"This and chicken nuggets were my favorites.",
"Literally ice cold. Like there's ice floating in it.",
"We had mornings where we’d get straight up burritos and muffins for breakfast. A nutritious breakfast to start the day",
"It's also missing some fruits. How about some pineapple on that pizza?",
"Grilled government cheese sandwiches were actually quite tasty!",
"Is that butter melting on the pizza?",
"My father worked for the distributor of this delicious pizza when I was a kid in Dallas. During the school year, my father received quite a few of these from his boss, and we ate pretty well for a family of 5 for a few days. I never asked if he bought them or got them with a five-finger discount.",
"Sad thing was, this was legit the best thing they served, pizza days were legendary, everybody ran to the line first you knew that you had to get up there fast otherwise you were stuck with the dreaded *GULP* hot dog and two slices of bread",
"Did someone put butter on that pizza?\n",
"Oh man always had to have that sweet corn with it.",
"Pizza day! The best day of the week!\n\nhttps://youtu.be/fK5CLplRIno",
"Sadly the best day of the week",
"totino's party pizza",
"[Ellio’s](http://www.ellios.com) is like a pizza time warp. \nNot affiliated with with Ellio’s in any way. Although if anyone from Ellio’s is reading this, how about some pizzas?",
"[It's hip](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB5YkmjalDg)",
"I won't point out that you can order these at home, via Schwan's\n\n[I won't link it right here either](http://products.schwansfoodservice.com/product/?id=01t40000000p5unAAA&fid=a0D4000000EuiC2EAJ)\n\nAnd, they do the Fiestadas too...",
"That’s because it is gross, you should have trusted your first impressions.",
"We had this breakfast pizza with gravy instead of pizza sauce. I wish I could find it. ",
"hey that shit was like gold back in my day. I could trade a slice of pizza for a chocolate pudding, or gogurt. Hell if i got lucky i could snag a bag or two of Gushers. ",
"That website is broken af.",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"The little breakfast ones were the best. Just add pickles on top and you're good to go.",
"Don't you ever get tired of posting all of the spam? Or are you just another bot?",
"God damn that is making my mouth water.",
"Found the home schooler",
"Steps to eat this Pizza:\n\n1. Eat the meat first. \n\n2. Eat the cheese, saving the crunchy extra cooked cheese till the end.\n\n3. Lick all the sauce off the middle.\n\n4. Tear the slice into 4 or so strips\n\n5. Eat the doughy/chewy part from each strip, saving the bottom of the slice till the last.\n\n6. Eat the Crunchy cheese strip of the slice for the end. \n\n7. ...\n\n8. Shit. I'm still hungry.",
"Shit looks like Pizzagna.",
":-|",
"You have to turn off adblockers to get the article to show.",
"Says Michael Jackson of Encino, California. ",
"I miss pizza day. ",
"Lmao, thanks.\n\nAlso, the vendors website is [here](http://www.schwansfoodservice.com/). If you want to look at the pizza info you can find it [here](http://products.schwansfoodservice.com/product/?id=01t400000013VfH&fid=a0D4000000EuiC2). It appears to have 96 slices for around $50.\n\n/r/savedyouaclick ",
"Had that in Catholic school too. Little Caesar’s was for special occasions.",
"I attended public school, but I don't know",
"I thought this was the Mexican \"fiesta pizza\" when I saw it. Was wondering why it wasn't hextagonal.",
"Hells yes!",
"All that sodium...I can already feel the arteries blocking...",
"> http://www.noshcookbook.com/2011/12/where-to-buy-rectangle-school-cafeteria.html\n\nYeah I don't need 96 slices of nostalgia. Maybe one or two at most.",
"This. Best. Pizza. Ever.\n\nThey can be ordered through Sysco.",
"I'm not sure if i have a bad memory or you are a lot younger than me and somehow the pizza still looks the same. Cause I have zero recollection of ranch packets. In my world people didn't start putting ranch on pizza till I was almost graduated. Would have assumed elementary lunch was way behind the game. ",
"Very good but I think french toast sticks were the best school lunch this came in second.",
"Pack your own lunch you little lunch line pussy",
"Well, I’m 32, and for as far back as I can remember I’ve always had ranch with my pizza.\n\n",
"I went to my nieces school during xmas time to have lunch with her. I’m 37. Boy was it a flash back. We got in line, paid the lunch lady, and picked up our trays. Best believe I got the chocolate milk!",
"I loved this pizza tho",
"Did you have those chicken and corn pattie things? The sold them at my high school. What even were those?",
"Would anyone else get taco pockets?",
"Mmmm my favorite vegetable. ",
"\"Today's lunch will be a bread-tangle of pizzaa...\"",
"Take a 4 n twenty pie take the lid off fill with Heinz tomato sauce (or chili if you're a heathen like me) and add a layer of mainlands tasty cheddar then nuke that fucker for 3mins. It looks like a week old botched abortion but it's the best damn thing. ",
"I don't get it. Can anyone explain to me what's special about rectangular pizza?",
"How did I miss out on this? All we had was pepperoni, sausage or cheese. You're telling me there was a Mexican pizza too!!! My childhood was a lie!",
"poached eggs after they've been broken",
"We used to ask for the most burn slices because those tasted better than the properly cooked ones.",
"You talking about the macho nacho? It was a \"Frito pie\" with a ice cream scope of \"seasoned ground beef\" and covered in nacho cheese?",
"This really looks better than any pizza we had in elementary school, barring the days when we got Dominos. ",
"They're called [Fiestada](http://products.schwansfoodservice.com/product/?id=01t40000004NenA) and you can still buy them.",
"When I had pizza it tasted like cardboard, it came in as liquid in a container, sometimes they added \"meat to them, and rumors around the school were that it was made with cat food.",
"We had these in private school too.",
"I don't. We had Red Baron pizza and Bosco Sticks. Yum! ",
"I attended public school but I never had that. We didn’t have a cafeteria, we had to bring lunch and eat on the floor of the gym. It really sucked and I was always jealous of kids that got hot lunches in books or tv or whatever. \n\nAlso when gym class or an assembly was after lunch it wasn’t uncommon to step on a stray cracker or something and I’ve always had a serious thing about food garbage on the floor. Anyway I am jealous of you all, that’s a childhood experience I missed out on.",
"I loved our high school pizza. It was one of the few things they served that I actually ate ",
"Fiestadas. Damn I miss those. ",
"It's Friday ",
"No it's just more cheese",
"That's lunch, bruh",
"No it wasn't Fritos it was tortilla chips",
"I can't tell whether or not this thread is a circlejerk. Am I the only one who hated this \"pizza\"?",
"Yeah, plate of chips with nacho cheese all over them was a great meal.",
"Is this why I enjoy Totinos pizza still",
"My high school pizza was two hamburger buns slathered with a reddish sauce and a slice of American cheese. Slightly warmed. ",
"\nHooray for Pizza Day\nHooray for Pizza Day\nI miss Pizza Day\nThe best day of the week",
"eggs benedict looked disgusting before i tasted it",
"Went to an expensive private school. They had this delicious crap too.",
"I don't recall ever seeing ranch in *any* school lunch. This pizza usually came with a spoonful of steamed veggies (carrots, peas, string beans, etc).\n\nThe worst was when they randomly make it a \"french bread pizza\" lunch. Something about that bread just made it taste like cardboard and feel like shards of glass.",
"School Pizza is an all-time classic. ",
"+1 for Aquabats",
"When I was in 10th grade my school hired a new meal plan director.\n\nFor a glorious week we had food like Fresh tossed buffalo wings and roast chicken with garlic mashed potatoes (hand mashed).\n\nShe quit after a week and it was back to Hot pretzels with cheese dip and rectangle pizza.",
"That's one of the better choices tbh",
"Very true. The French bread pizza sucked.",
"Oh to be a kid again. [Hooray for Pizza Day!!](https://youtu.be/fK5CLplRIno)",
"Is it weird that I get a craving for this \"pizza\" sometimes?",
"i mean, who really likes eating their veggies anyways?",
"Where are the tots?",
"The lunch used to be tolerable, but now it's shit.",
"Got my eyes welling up man. Thank you 🙏🏽 ",
"I have only ever seen it. I always brought lunch from home 😢",
"I just buy Totino's party pizzas....tastes pretty damn close to it! ",
"These pizzas smell like socks but are so fucking delicious!",
"This pizza was surprisingly delicious. ",
"I attended public schools. What?",
"The Sausage was better. \n\nAnd the Yeast Rolls were the BOMB.",
"Let me introduce you to the wonderful world of poutine.",
"Back in elementary it was either these which were disgusting but for some reason I was still compelled to eat them. Then we had the pizza pocket ones that look like empanadas, and they smelled like unwashed feet so I never touches them and everyone else seemed to enjoy them but they looked so wrong on the inside and smelled so bad. It wasn't until late in 5th grade and my last year at a school that serves those that I was too hungry amd bit the bullet. I was floored. It was the most delicious school lunch I've ever had. I couldn't beleieve I lost so many chances at having it. The smell while still strange to me no longer bothered me and what ever few chances I had to get them the rest of the year, I made sure to. I even took the left overs from friends. I miss those things. I've been wishing for a substitute ever sense.",
"Know what? That looks pretty tasty to me. Though schools in my country don't provide food so I have no idea of the quality of that pizza, I've had many frozen oven pizzas and mostly they're pretty good.",
"Honestly I loved these in high school. I could eat one right now to be honest! ",
"We didn't have ranch packets, but there were two huge pump things of either white (ranch) or orange (????) dressing.",
"Oooh I thought you were complaining, not reminding people how good it was, and I was like \"but it looks good!\" ",
"Oh God the breakfast pizza. The sauce being white gravy. Man I miss that. ",
"r/shittyfoodnostalgia",
"Ah yes tomato flavored cardboard",
"Definitely beat the pizza bagel, fucking monstrosity ",
"Bag of cheddar fries, a Suzy-Q, and that’s my lunch junior year. ",
"In my mouth now... hmm memories ",
"that pizza was awesome! especially with three napkins to soak up the grease from the top.",
"THIS PIZZA IS TITS! Mondays only n the rest of the week is that wanna-be triangle shit FOH! Thank you for reminding me of the infallible years of elementary school :)",
"Wat... Hexagons?!",
"An unrolled bean burrito? ",
"Best. Pizza. Ever.",
"Bring back the taco snack! ",
"Sysco, you say? *scribbles furiously* And you wouldn't happen to know what they call this... model(?) of pizza? I have an ord-, erm, *complaint* I'd like to place... ",
"I miss pepper bellies. A bag of Fritos with a pile of chili. ",
"They didn't have Mexican pizza when I went to school. I am very disappointed. ",
"https://media.giphy.com/media/Zk9mW5OmXTz9e/giphy.gif",
"Fuck the pizza. Please someone tell me where I can buy the \"Crispitos\" you get in school.",
"Trying wayyyy too hard you neckbeard",
"Best day of the week. ",
"AKA Bark on bread that bounces",
"Wow, you actually had a hill INSIDE the school?! That's rough.",
"\"Pizza is like sex, even if it's bad it's still pretty damn good.\"",
"I ate this everyday of school from 8th grade till I graduated high school.",
"I remember the pump jugs of ketchup and ranch, which we didnt get to use after my sophmore year because people were wasting so much. Then we went to packets.",
"Best pizza ever!",
"So, is that the breakfast one or the lunch one?",
"Thanks bud! I'd rather try too hard than not at all, but hey, some people would rather make \"try too hard, neckbeard?\" jokes than good ones so keep digging at the bottom of the barrel! Whatever lol",
"Cannot upvote enough!",
"We had these generic little packets that had blue writing and just said Ranch on them. I think they were from Sysco.",
"I had a garbage plate last time I visited my step-dad's family in Rochester. Holy shit it was amazing. ",
"Wholesome nutrition to begin the day well! ",
"Oh god. We called it the “peeing pizza.” When you fold it the grease pours off. \n\n",
"These are why I liked those cheap little Totino's pizzas later.",
"I can instantly taste and smell that pizza. My niece and nephew will never know this feeling.",
"My school district used Ellio's",
"I say I like school pizza, get called a neckbeard. I say that the neckbeard joke was bad/lazy, and now I'm \"like a Nazi\"? Holy shit looooool",
"My mother was a lunch lady in my elementary school. I was never bullied as a kid. Psst, can I get your mom to gimme an extra pizza? ",
"I got extra ketchup and dipped mine in it. Made them taste much better.\n",
"Um.... Thanks for keeping track and monitoring such things? Idk lol should I edit my original contribution? Is \"I lik squr Piza!\" too much now? I was unaware an obviously (low effort) comical response to a sourcing reply is what instantly makes me a stereotype.",
"My dad worked for the school system in the next town over as a custodian. He was friends with the lunch ladies and would bring home giant blocks of the cheese and cans of soup. Good stuff but can get old in bulk. ",
"Texan...",
"the elusive Fiestada!\n",
"Dont say \"this\" fucking idiot I almost threw up",
"I'm 28 and people were putting ranch on pizza when I was in elementary school. They also used to squeeze the grease out of the burgers into the tray and down it like a shot. ",
"Loved those pizzas. I remember one day in Elementary school, the oven must have been overheated or the pan was left in too long. Anyways, just about everybody's pizza was burnt on the bottom. Nobody wanted to eat it.\n\n\nExcept me.\n\n\nFucking plebians didn't know that the burnt crust was what made it taste better. That's like getting a slightly over-toasted saltine cracker in your packet that comes with the soup. It just tastes better.\n\n\nSo I ate maybe six slices of pizza that day. I think that's when I got fat.",
"Fucking priceless, youngblood",
"Pizza Friday's bitches",
"Me too",
"Then you started smoking weed ",
"Here in Michigan we called that the Mexican fiestada",
"I really miss the beef tacos, they had the best beef tacos and these really soft tortillas.\n\nThe ribwich which is pretty good too.",
"I always peeled back the cheese and put corn and bacon bits on the pizza, then folded the cheese back over it.",
"...I actually liked these...Dear god. lol",
"You can buy this in bulk!!! Lookup community pizza. \n\n* EDIT: Commodity Pizza \n\nhttp://www.noshcookbook.com/2011/12/where-to-buy-rectangle-school-cafeteria.html?m=1",
"How much ranch dressing I'm about to put on that bitch",
"Never forget the fucking mozzarella sticks.",
"Hell yeah! We had this up til higschool then we got dominos pizza",
"That looks like heaven. ",
"Breadtangle of pizza!",
"Jesus, dude just wants some sysco pizza, chill out y'all.",
"Mexican pizza Wednesdays were my favorite day when I first moved to the US",
"My guys... This pizza is magnificent. It is of the most unique flavor and texture. Never again will you experience the wonder that is \"rectangle pizza\".",
"For a while I knew someone that worked in a school cafeteria, they would give me old (still frozen so who cares) boxes of 25 of these. Fucking dinner for me and roommates for much of a month if none of us wanted to cook. ",
"How does it taste? Just imagine the people at pop-tarts saying to themselves \"yeah we can handle a pizza.\" ",
"Used to date a girl from Rochester. When I would go visit her home out there, this was the first thing she wanted me to try. Thought the same thing you did \"Gross.\" But damn is it tasty!",
"Really takes me back. I wonder how ole Brett Bretterson is doing...",
"I went to a catholic high school and during lent I had to bring pepperoni to put on it for Friday pizza. I'm not catholic and it wasn't against the rules but the nuns watching the cafeteria hated me for it.\n\nOhhhh noooo I should skip pepperoni on my pizza to equate the suffering Jesus had by being crucified and dying a slow death by being nailed to a cross. Or... That's horseshit and my three slices of pepperoni isn't damning me to hell. ",
"No, you are not alone. But we are in a large minority. I didn't like the taste, but I was livid that everyone else loved them so much because I knew I was the only one in the room having a bad day. ",
"I mean, to be *truly* fair, I wasn't cordial in how I addressed the nay-sayers, like, at all. I could've been an \"adult\" about it, but yeah, like, forreal? This is a post about *public elementary school food* and the feelings it incites within those who saw that shit and how it made them feel every day/week/etc. Maybe, for someone/anyone (who were in my elementary school and I never even realized!), this image represented food stability, a safe place, something constant within their life they could count on to sustain them for a few hours, and then that allowed them to better themselves, and then that let them better their family, and then whatever that allowed that family to rise above whatever it was that wasn't letting them better the life of that child in that public school.... Everything is better with food security... Just sayin...\n\n Edit: Participate in your local food banks/drives/soup kitchens/anything! Imagine if you didn't have to worry about food... and now imagine if feeding your family is the *only* thing you *can* worry about!",
"That's what that actually looks like to me. Especially since they now make them in squares.",
"Ranch? We had sponge pizza and milk. You kids today have it too good. I did not get ranch with my pizza until I was already a man.",
"Ours came with tater tots underneath the pizza, which of course would soak the tots with pizza grease.",
"When did public schools start serving Domino's?",
"Nah, the Mexican pizza was the best....with the peanut butter bar...oh yea....",
"Those square packets of chocolate milk right? ",
"I'll fuckin' fight you. Ranch on pizza is the best, almost as good as some Frank's EXTRA HOT sauce, you fuck! good day, sir!",
"is it friday?",
"Monday Hotdogs \n\nTuesday Tacos \n\nWednesday Hamburgers and Chocolate Milk \n\nThursday Sloppy Joes and Burritos in a Bag",
"when I moved to TX the hot thing each week was chicken fried steak tuesdays. Was actually decent.",
"Some of my schools had ellios and others had this generic big sheet pan pizza.",
"What.. This shit was trash. Give me taco Tuesday",
"HOOVER IT!",
"those were the exciting days. YES.. PIZZA!",
"totinos pizzas come in the rectangle now. mmmm",
"Oh my fucking god that was and always will be the best pizza ever. \n\nI wonder how 38 year old me would think it tastes?",
"Seriously?? Cause I will ",
"The invisible piece of aluminum foil that exists only to find your filling is there... waiting... I promise. ",
"Takes more than ranch to make that “pizza” edible",
"Ok no lie. Anyone else thought it was a good pizza. I mean I’ve had worse than school lunch pizza. ",
"Yo, did someone just mention fiestadas? A guaranteed day where you got extras.",
"Pizza belongs in a triangle!",
"I would love it if I could find those taco pockets again.",
"Can someone explain to this Canadian what is going on",
"Blasphemy",
"10x better than anything papa John offers",
"Looks a like a typical Dominos or Pizza Hut Pizza to me.",
"No, but it is damning you to Reddit.",
"Ranch with hot sauce is the true way.",
"Elios pizza ",
"We had grilled cheese \"sandwiches\" that were basically a slightly larger hot pocket filled with government cheese.",
"Boy,that escalated quickly.",
"Man, I miss the pizza we had in my 7-12th grade back in 86-92's, I believe it was called 'Tostada Pizza' mexican style pizza, used to buy 2 of those for lunch everyday, and crave them even today...",
"Ellios",
"jesus, steal an apple from a store or something. Don't put yourself through that.",
" Went to public schools and now teach in one. Ours have always come in boxes. I can smell this photo 🤢",
"Came here looking for this!",
"> but tastes as amazing\n\nyeah, no it didn't\n\nI can't be the only one that thought of this as \"cardboard pizza\" can I?",
"That stuff tasted like cardboard for me and my classmates. It was revolting",
"Man that sausage pizza for breakfast was 🔥 too\n",
"Oh god those greasy, cold, slightly metallic green beans. /shudder",
"All you taste is ranch though.",
"[Percebes](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/GP8UpoMpJ5M/maxresdefault.jpg)",
"My favorite was the last day before thanksgiving break. Turkey, stuffing, succotash, corn bread, canned cranberry sauce and we got to get out after lunch was done.",
"They are not Totino's always, there is other companies that make them and distribute through Sysco and other companies public schools use. They come frozen in like 50 pound boxes and just need to be baked.",
"Man grilled cheese days were good too, the single slice of government cheese with way overcooked bread, but dipping them in the tomato soup made them delicious.",
"I got Dominos",
"Do they still make chicken rings? In the 90s they had ring shaped chicken nuggets. Obviously every butthole joke you could imagine was made every time they were served.",
"Depends on the ranch but for me it's normally just a substitute for garlic dip. I fucking love garlic and pizza, so sometimes it has to do since the taste ends up being fairly similar. ",
"When I was in elementary school, the rectangle pizzas were like an inch and a half tall and had to tiny little pepperoni chunk. I miss them",
"He's not wrong though.",
"We used to roll the cheese off of these into balls and see whose would bounce higher!",
"Lol. I read that as \"I haven't had an amazing shit in a while\"",
"In elementary school, every Friday was pizza day, and then every other Friday was Dominoes day. I miss those days.",
"Uh no these were absolute trash. I can almost guarantee that's nostalgia clouding your judgement. I thought they were okay until I had to eat it for summer school in high school a few years ago and it was terrible. Maybe it was just my school, but i would never call it amazing.",
"Costco makes the same exact nostalgia inducing pizza.",
"Cafeteria pizza. gateway drug?",
"Hey we didn't have ranch. So I would mix mayo, ketchup, and mustard together. Looks like puke but made an awesome dip.",
"I crave these all the time. Sometimes they had leftovers from breakfast and would put trays of them out and I'd take like five. ",
"Uhh. Thank you. I love those guys and haven’t actually listened to anything of theirs in a while. ",
"The things I would do for one last piece in my adult life.",
"You didn't discover the ranch until you were were nearly an adult. I was born in it moulded by it. ",
"Sorry- it’s commodity pizza. Not community pizza. http://www.noshcookbook.com/2011/12/where-to-buy-rectangle-school-cafeteria.html?m=1",
"I hear he's doing a little bretter.",
"DAE remember octagonal Pizza? WTF was that about?",
"Let's be real, it all depends on the ranch. Some shitty ranch can ruin good pizza.",
"Oh my god Mexican pizza. So good.",
"I need the recipe for Mexican pizza.",
"Yes, we had one of those days every few weeks.",
"Did nobody have the circular pepperoni pizza?",
"Wow that’s about exactly the year I was eating that pizza-1985! Thanks again!",
"I went to a British boarding school that was harsh as fuck. No way they’d have ever given us pizza.",
"Me fancy pants over here got orange juice while the rest of up just settled for the free milk. ",
"I really liked that pizza. I’ve seen and bought similar rectangular pizza from the grocery store but it doesn’t taste the same as I remember. ",
"no. did your public school have a cafeteria?",
"Providing a safe and healthy future for our kids!",
"Yeah, we had the rectangular pizza at my public school in the 1980's. Sometimes they'd do \"Mexican pizza,\" which was sausage and cheddar cheese.",
"Fuck...Yes!",
"ranch, corn, and milk that wasn't just milk? What hoity toity rich kids school did you go to?",
"Awesome. But needs to be more burnt before I really remember it.",
"GARLIC AND PIZZA IS THE HOLY TRINITY OF PIZZA ",
"It seems EVERY public elementary school in the US has this super crappy rectangle pizza.\n\nOurs had precisely two pepperoni slices, placed in oposit corners like a 2 on a die, on each slice.\n\nAnd we got excited about Pizza day.... it usually came with a side of corn.",
"[Awesome](http://products.schwansfoodservice.com/product/?id=01t40000004NenAAAS&fid=a0D4000000EuiF6EAJ)",
"It's funny, i went to 4 different high-schools:\n\nTrumbull high, Trumbull CT\nCooper city high, Florida\nBack to Trumbull\nFlanagan high, Florida\nDeering high, Maine\n\n\nTrumbull had decent pizza, the rest not so much. ",
"I went to a Catholic elementary school and has this every Friday. Fridays were freaking great, this was all my fat ass looked forward to. ",
"> Don't even get me started on how I had to walk uphill both ways\n\nYou know, until I went to college I thought it was just a bullshit exaggeration to have to walk up hill both ways in a foot of snow.\n\nBut low and behold, Kalamazoo is very hilly & WMU put the Freshman in dorms on the other side of a huge valley from main campus.... and being on the east side of Lake Michigan, the lake effect snow was incredible.\n\nIt IS possible to have to walk up hill both ways in a foot (or more) of snow, but it's not that bad really.",
"My old highschool used a carrot based gravy for their frys because anarchy thats why",
"We had orange chicken and rice added to the menu my senior year of high school. So freaking good. And I always chatted with the cafeteria workers and asked them about their day, so they would give me extra chicken. Never underestimate kindness",
"But... what if I don't want to make FIVE SHEET PANS of it?!?",
"Private schools served this too, dipshit. Did you think we were eating filet mignon?",
"You are a saint, thank you!",
"I don't understand. Why is this one not burnt?",
"tasted amazing, but the most fascinating part would be the pool of grease that would form underneath it, eventually cooling into a slab of fat you could then lift out and throw at people you didn't like. \n\nClosest I have found to this so far is the pizza they serve at Speedway gas stations and, as others have mentioned, Totino's Party Pizza (grocery story frozen aisle)",
"Top Man!",
"He means that in other countries, they don't need to serve food at public school because the kids get enough at home.",
"im gagging so hard",
"What?\n\nKids don't eat lunch at school in Australia?",
"you're in luck it tasted like shit I don't know what is wrong with these people saying \"best pizza ever\"",
"It's not about having enough at home, its that you're in school all day and lunch is important for kids. Pretty sure they have lunch in school most places in the world",
"Every once in a while they would have breakfast for lunch. That was the day. I loved school breakfast. Biscuits and gravy, French toast bites, hash browns. So good!",
"I was in broadline food service and we sold a ton of those types of pizzas to schools. \n\nMost of it came from Schwann's food service arm or ConAgra (\"pizza the max\"). I don't know if there is a retail equivalent. Most of the stuff schools bought was absolute dog food because the focus was on budget and meeting stupid targets like the 5% rule. \n\nThere were a few schools \"doing it right\" where they had their own greenhouses, composting systems, and healthy food. Those schools had 97-98% lunch program participation. Kids wanted to eat the school food. Most schools however, were serving whatever they got through the USDA brown box programs, K-12/NOI, and bulk school food service stuff. It was all pretty gross. ",
"My elementary school didn’t have a cafeteria, everyone packed a lunch. Once a month they would do a hot lunch that would be catered from somewhere. I’m in Canada though.",
"Oh maybe that's what he meant. Lots of people pack lunch in the US too but a cafeteria is pretty standard. I was just confused by the \"get enough at home\" part, since you pay for your cafeteria lunch",
"The hexagon Mexican pizza was better.",
"If you went to elementary school* ",
"To be fair, it wasn't orange juice, it was \"orange drink\" lol",
"They don't. The rest of the world brown-bags it. The reason is that in the US, many kids would not have food to bring in.",
"I don't think that's true since you still pay for the meal you get in the cafeteria. There are cases where lunch is provided, but I do not think that is the norm or the reason",
"Sriracha and ranch you pleeb!",
"Product discontinued...",
"Product discontinued...",
"Man this looks so much better than what I remember. The cheese actually looks like cheese instead of plastic. ",
"My high school in the 90's had decent food. we had an actual salad bar and macaroni bar. We even had chicken parm that looked and tasted like what it was supposed to.",
"Did you just list two things and then call it a trinity? ",
"The pizza is the third, the circle, the ever present element of the holy trinity ",
"Oh my God that's weird. The pizza I had every Thursday in elementary school was identical, down to the pencil eraser sausage. That was in 1980.\n\nDo they also still do the grilled cheese sandwich with crusts so hard you can stand them on their side and break your spork with it?",
"Those lunches are subsidized.\n\nEdit: re-reading my posts, it may seem to imply that I'm saying kids don't eat lunch at school. They absolutely do, but cafeterias which sell food in schools are largely limited to the US (though one of the 3 high schools I attended in Canada did sell food, hardly anyone used it).",
"*Barfing Intensifies*",
"I stabbed a kid in the hand with a spork over the \"hot packet\" pizza we got. He tried to be sneaky, and my youthful self escalated the moment. I was just trying to startle him, but miscalculated and hit him pretty good and shattered the spork.\n\nIIRC I got yelled at and finished the day in ISS. The 80's were a different era. \n\nStill got to eat my pizza though, that shit was good, wonder if it's the same now? Who do I have to stab these days to get that flavor back?",
"> elementary school\n\nWe had this same shit all the way through highschool.",
"My High school we had a deal going on with Pizza Hut.\n\nYou could buy Pizza Hut, or Taco bell, from the HS cafeteria. ",
"Is that a dollop of margarine on it? Because if so I think that might be a little excessive...",
"We actually did in the lower concourse for some reason...",
"Guess I know what I'm picking up next time I swing by Publix.",
"Friday pizza.",
"My school system had an exclusive Aramark contract at the time(might still?) so no outside vendors ever came in. If we wanted something from outside the cafeteria we'd just sneak out during that period and grab it.\n\nOne of the highschools in the town I moved to had the option for Chick-Fil-A every day. If I had that option in highschool I'd probably hate CFA by now.",
"my elementary school had the best fucking mac n cheese, and on mac and cheese day they had these amazing soft rolls you could use to sweep up any remaining cheese sauce. the rectangle pizza was good too but not like that macaroni and cheese. Cook Elementary lunch ladies circa 1997, you the real MVPs. gimme your recipe.",
"> we'd just sneak out during that period and grab it.\n\nMy high school allowed seniors the right to go offsite for lunch.\n\nWe made mad dashes for all the fast food establishments daily. ",
"https://youtu.be/fK5CLplRIno",
"Those elementary school cheese sticks...",
"Its the gateway drug to ranch.",
"God i miss this! And crispitos, those were fuckin delicious.",
"Creamed turkey was my personal favorite. Looked like slightly green vomit though. ",
"If you attended catholic school the food was much worse than this. I got a green shriveled hot dog once. A teacher saw and tried to get me a new one and the lunch people refused. ",
"I went to public school in an affluent area with high property taxes so luckily no, I never suffered this sludge. Lucky me I guess.",
"We didn’t have ranch at my school. These were always slightly under cooked and tasted great folded over. ",
"Judge me if you will, but I like Totinos pizzas.\n\nPizza? doesn't really deserve the name - but it is a cheap and tasty item in its own right.",
"Try honey and pepperoni pizza, or cheese, I prefer pep though.",
"I always thought tamales looked weird, but they are ducking delicious. ",
"And America wonders why it has an obesity crisis. I know, let's allow Pizza Hut direct access to school canteens.",
"Fucking styrofoam trays holding the food that has evaded me daily in the 7 years since I graduated high school.... Fuck I miss this pizza....",
"my high school for 3 years had dominos...I kinda lost the appetite for those old sorta pizzas, but they were pretty good.",
"7-11. The pizza, burgers, nachos, everything you remember from school has an effective taste, texture, and nutrition equivalent at 7-11.\n\nI know this is getting buried, but for those that really want to know, here it is.",
"Is that what is called Fry Sauce in some parts of the country?"
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"Photograph by Warren Keelan",
"I sea a horse.",
"A seawolf",
"Dog head maybe"
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"Took me a second ",
"I still don’t get it. What is it?",
"Now I'm no expert but from my deduction, which is based on the curved nature of the object and the color, I'm inclined to say it's a banana. ",
"you should put what this is. ",
"Ah ok, that makes sense. Yeah looks like a banana."
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"cool picture, but who shot up the statues?",
"It's called the Molecule man\n\n\"The sculptures consist of three humans leaning towards each other, the bodies of which are filled with hundreds of holes, the holes representative of \"the molecules of all human beings coming together to create our existence\"",
"ahh, i don't get art. just looks like a street sign in the rural south.",
"Beautiful",
"Crazy they have to put up safe zones there so women aren’t sexually assaulted.",
"Much nicer than the warzone in Neukölnn"
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"Huh...TIL Drake is from Canada, from a third grader.",
"I'm sure Josiah's parents had nothing to do with this homework assignment either...",
"Josiah's asshole parents need to spend less time bitching to their third grader how awful their lives are with Trump in office... and more time buying this kid a fucking folder.",
"Canada it is then",
"X",
"Paper looks properly folded to me",
"Paging r/thathappened ",
"I'm a black Canadian, dawg! There are thousands of us! ",
"I can't go outside without hearing someone bash Trump, and I live in Norway 5 miles from the closest neighbor. ",
"sounds more like a true student to me",
"and r/wokekids",
"I could go with either \"smart kid\" or \"don't let them get involved in politics\". Which should I choose?",
"nothing puckers the snowflakes buttholes more than truth from a 3rd grader...",
"Bazingo!",
"we don't want you, infact Canada should build a wall to keep all you anti democracy special snowflakes out!",
"The parent of this child should be proud their kid is following in their footsteps: As a fucking retard.",
"What a toxic household. If you are in 3rd grade and your problem is the current president then your parents are scumbags. When I was growing up there was a president my parents disliked but they never spoke of it often enough or attempted to indoctrinate me to believe that it was a problem for me to worry about much less move to Canada to meet Drake.",
"maybe he is just scared of clowns",
"Then his parents and everyone who thinks like them will scare the shit out of him. Tough life for a budding SJW Antifa recruit. ",
"Bad parenting 101.",
"I feel bad for this kid",
"Seriously. This is either an adult that told a kid to write stuff in the boxes or, as you said, bad parenting. \n\nEither way, this is a sad, stupid picture. ",
"This is horrendous parenting. Borderline brainwashing. ",
"LMAO look at all the trumpet posts. Talking sh** to a 3rd grader Bahahaha",
"I am not a US citizen",
"Outcome of moving to Affrica is 'I might starve?' ",
"lol don't care if American or not, wee still don't want cry babies like you",
"And since when did I cry? Are you demented like Trump?",
"You shouldnt feed your kids politics if you want them to be able to think for themselves..",
"when you decided you would leave your home and go to \"Canada it is then\" we don't want people who don't like Republics here!",
"Lol, you're not Canadian. ",
"Bad parenting.",
"yup im not Canadian you figured me out lol jesus Christ lol ",
"Hahaha fuck you you're a terrible parent",
"Sadly a lot of North American kids are fed a very simplistic view of the world outside of North America. As far as these kids are taught from media, many, charity ads and probably their parents and teachers, all of Africa is a third world country waste land where starving, orphaned children live in huts and have diseases. I remember as a 5-10 year old seeing long drawn out ads on TV for charities showing diseased, starving kids in Africa who needed our help. I can't remember seeing much at all showing the richness of culture or any sort of development of a nation in Africa especially without Western assistance. ",
"Gold if I had it ",
"Children shouldn't be worried about American politics. They should be worried about children stuff. ",
"Well, thank you for the sentiment! ",
"We do our best to explain why specific legislation is beneficial or harmful. Also, why we chose specific politicians over others. It’s important for kids to understand there are pros and cons to everything. But most importantly, children need to understand that one politician cannot dictate a nation. It is not the end of the world. ",
"!Redditsilver",
"\"But most importantly, children need to understand that one politician cannot dictate a nation.\" Trump was elected by roughly 50% of the nation, hes not dictating anything, hes doing what that 50% wanted. Its hardly one politician dictating. The lesson here to children is that its about more than what one person thinks and within a democracy there are always winners and losers, but fret not the pendulum will swing the other direction again as it always does.",
"Don't bring kids into politics. They simply cannot understand it. ",
"I totally agree. That’s why I said that the president is NOT a dictator; we have checks & balances. My husband was the one who urged me to vote Trump over 3rd party. We spoke to our kids about options outside of the two main parties. So far Trump has made many good financial moves & I hope he continues to do what he promised. "
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"What did he do??",
"Went into the suicide forest and showed a corpse.",
"The suicide forest in Japan?",
"Plus he showed it in the thumbnail and filmed himself laughing near it. ",
"Yup",
"The one in Japan?? ",
"Yea",
"Anyone defending this is literally brain dead"
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"BRRR",
"Deer cross the road in many other places on the planet Earth. ",
"Fitting username "
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" Those are hideous. ",
"Yeah hideously sick ",
"Whammy Bass! I approve!",
"Nah",
"Hate hate hate "
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"Meanwhile Roy Moore continues to scream and rant like a six-year-old who just lost at checkers.",
"I haven't kept up on all the other accusations against Franken after the first was shown to be pretty laughable (a picture of him MAYBE touching her through body armor and her saying he kissed her... then tons of pictures showing her humping dudes on stage), and he asked for an investigation into himself. I'm not really sure how much of the other accusations were realistic or not.\n\nThat said, I'm really sad that he's gone. He was one of the most vocal people in Washington willing to call people out on their bullshit. We need more people like that. \n\nMeanwhile President Pussygrabber is still golfing all day and tanning all night... and Roy Moore almost got elected again... \n\n",
"Trump has likely done far worse, but doesnt have the strength of character to admit it, nor is he man enough to feel shame for it. "
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"I don't think the hashtag is working.",
"U.S. is going to need alot more than hashtags before this is over.",
"Damn. Rough day. What was the 2017 total?",
"Yup, and there are already new numbers on the sign even though it is only the second day of the year.",
"This area was featured on the Netflix series “Dope”. They even show this sign.",
"In my area, those would be weekend numbers....",
"By _weekend_, do you mean [rookie?](https://i.imgur.com/x9dUvCu.jpg)",
"Yes, those are rookie numbers.",
"I don't think the hashtag is working.\n\nIf its enough to dissuade one person from trying for the first time, I'd say it's working. \n\nNeed to discourage Drs from prescribing them. Treat dealers like murderers rather than traffickers. Also deal with the Chinese organizations shipping this poison to North America. ",
"Being from the area, it's not unsurprising. Baltimore has a massive heroine problem and it just travels up 95 to Harford County. One of the highschools in the area was actually called Heroine High for quite some time.... go cougars!",
"Duck farmer here, definitely not surprised. ",
"quack quack mother fucker"
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"/r/mildlypenis ",
"You know what... it kinda looks like a dick and balls. ",
"I am confusion....",
"I see she shares my passion for loose cords too. ",
"Oh the classic it will fit guy."
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"Snap is listening for your screams ",
"It's like he's got something in that milk",
"Probably because their eyelids are visible and they look a little drowsy ",
"It's not because crackle is checking that strawberries temp? ",
"Very good point"
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"Trashy, but technically correct. ",
"The best kind of correct.",
">Rural Oklahoma.\n\nFor most of the country, that's redundant.",
"I don't trust pickup trucks without silver nuts swinging on the trailer hitch.",
"That's to distinguish it from the mythical land of urban Oklahoma. ",
"They have a city. I know because someone bombed it when I was a kid.",
"To have what he has on that truck where he's driving it, dude has enough balls inside the truck to make up for it.",
"Well...it looks tacky but he ain't lyin'.\n\nEdit: seems I've upset members of the_donald. Sorry about that, I meant to say \"lol Oklahoma amirite??\"",
"Looks totally photoshopped...",
"I like the [truck with the quotes](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/2f/79/f7/2f79f733d544d0bb096a0530eba16c50.jpg) better. The quotes speak for themselves and show what a vile subhuman he is, whereas this feels more like the kind of shouting match that comes from both sides, which never really changes opinions. ",
"Just the plates, and poorly",
"About 10 blocks worth across the whole state but yes, some exists",
"They also got super creative when naming the city",
"Was gonna disagree, but that white text looks... bad",
"I wasn't expecting to agree with these statements.",
"But the white law enforcement line also looks shopped?",
"More creative than ~~Arkansas~~ Missouri, at least.\n\nTIL on top of Kansas City, MO, there's also Arkansas City, KS.",
"Where can I get me one of them MaMa hats?",
"Seriously, how is he still the current president?",
"[Here it is on FotoForensics.](http://fotoforensics.com/analysis.php?id=84940c73e49032c70abbfeb5aa66602d86bfaeb8.668488)",
"I'd be willing to bet that the driver added the pro-cop line after being ticketed too many times for blocking his own view out the rear window and/or distracting other drivers. ",
"I know they have a city because of the pimp in King of the Hill.",
"You talking about when a citizen bombed the government's building or when the [local](http://www.okhistory.org/research/forms/freport.pdf) government [bombed its citizen's buildings?](https://whowhatwhy.org/2017/06/01/classic-day-americans-bombed-american-city-air/)",
"I want to believe....",
"Are people really doing this passive aggressive stuff?",
"Like firing a BB at a freight train ",
"I'm now more confused",
"I've never heard of of this. Can you tell me what I'm looking at?",
"Is that where the fancy traffic signal is, what with all its new fangled lights and whatnot? ",
"Which part ",
"I don't trust anyone's judgment who drives a Ford. ",
"Looks fake. But who would put that on their car?",
"There is no urban Oklahoma, just densely populated rural Oklahoma.",
"That was a roller coaster to read.",
"Or maybe it's a ***dudette***",
"WOKE-lahoma",
"I'm 30, I'll let you decide.",
">\"He disrespects women but embraces child molesters?\" \n\nIs this person okay with the disrespecting of women but draws the line at child molesters? This seems poorly worded, but I don't always English gud. ",
"Trucks are now my favorite medium for political discourse. ",
"Is... is that good?",
"MAMA",
"https://imgur.com/gallery/dqMi1\n\nhttps://imgur.com/gallery/uq868\n\nLicense plates blurred using Photoshop sketch on my phone. So you are technically correct, which once again, is the best kind of correct.",
"I do reckon",
"On the one hand, it's a neat twist on the MAGG theme.\n \nOn the other hand, it's creepily obsessive.",
"It only comes in arm tattoos at the moment.",
"You guys are being so mean and I can’t even believe how cancerous people on reddit are, this guy is representing good beliefs",
"What's weird is that the white text is the only part that appears photoshopped. \n\nEverything else looks pretty consistent with iPhone image artifacting.\n\nMy money is on real, but weird lighting.",
"Is there a name for that weird abbreviated speech/text these people seem to use? They phrases (if even grammatically correct) are often followed by a single word or small fragment. Like Twitter speak of something. This now seems to be the norm and you could probably tell a person's voting or party affiliation by it. ",
"Thanks friend! I'll be spending some time on here :)",
"The best is OK natives refer to it as \"The City\". ",
"op delivers",
"Just like NYC",
"That's some FWD:FWD:Fwd:fwd:FWD level Photoshop",
"I mean I agree but it's obnoxious",
"Woah what!? I lived in Owasso outside Tulsa for middle school and never was taught about that. I'm 25 now and just heard of this. That is so horrible about June 1, 1921.",
"This should be a fun thread to navigate ",
"One of my law enforcement instructors said that as future police officers we'd even have the power to put politicians in jail.... I hope that day comes soon.",
"Kansas City is what I was referring to, I just thought the one that wasn't in KS was in AR, for some reason.",
"No, look at the photo forensics thing. The gig is up it’s photoshopped. ",
"\"Oklahoma\" is a big word.",
"A democrat calling out Pedophiles. Snarff. ",
"I figured. I just wanted to share because I've found it's a piece of American history that most people are unaware of. ",
"Hey, still looks better than a Trump/Pence bumper sticker!",
">No, look at the photo forensics thing. The gig is up it’s photoshopped. \n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7np4wt/meanwhile_in_rural_oklahoma/ds3ib3v",
"Yeah, I just found out about it a couple years ago. Shit was fucked up.",
"Oh man, I'm from this area (I'm guessing it's Western OK as flat as it is and they're on I40, could be near the TX/OK border).\n\nPeople put all kinds of passive aggressive bullshit on their trucks out there, it's like a rolling billboard for grievances and political opinions. [You'll get people flying around with confederate, american and state flags to protest the flag stuff](http://amarillo.com/sites/default/files/styles/slideshow__640x360/public/Flag%20rally%20070915.png?itok=GNOxYj35) to people putting \"Fuck such and such for being a shit mother\" or even stuff like \"If you're a type A Blood type Jimmy needs a kidney and his three kids need him to get a kidney too go to website or call blah blah\".\n\nI kind of miss it to be honest, up in the PNW all I've seen on trucks are ads for PC repairmen and HVAC guys.",
"Hard to argue with this evidence.",
"I upvoted for spreading history I didn't know about, although I don't see anything there that directly links the government to the damages.",
"Seriously Black Wall Street could have been amazing.",
"You aren't legally required to see out of your back window. You need 2 working mirrors, so 1 side and 1 rear, or both sides and no rear view mirror.",
"PNW = parts north western?",
"How's this passive aggressive?",
"It's a cool site even if I haven't read up enough to know how to interpret things.",
"Amazingly we have two. Both were bombed at one point. One of them even by airplane.",
"People must really hate the idea of urban Oklahoma. /s",
"Pacific Northwest.",
"I'm sure that bill will fly through congress with no opposition.",
"they sound deranged ",
"Only people actually from Oklahoma City actually refer to it as “the city”. Everyone else calls it either Oklahoma City or the ugly brown wannabe Tulsa. ",
"Name checks out",
"right I've heard of that I think they call it OKCupid",
"Pacific Northwest",
"have you not seen the shit Trump supporters put on their Truck? \n\nPeople in rural areas have been doing this for decades.",
"He Disrespects women but embraces child molesters? Sick\n\n\nIts like the truck is having a conversation with itself via stickers",
"oh wow. i got the gist at least",
"Jersey City, NJ. We’re all guilty.",
"Texas has the best names.\n\nlike: Athens, Carthage, China, Cleveland, Colorado City, Corinth, Edinburg, Jamaica Beach, Memphis, Miami, Milano, Missouri City, Montgomery, Naples, Nevada, New Berlin, New Boston, New London, North Cleveland, Paris, Pittsburg, Reno (x2), San Diego, and Troy\n\n\nIt's especially hard when you have to talk to people from outside of texas/the U.S. about these places for work all the time.",
"yeah, im an idiot",
"Gotta love places like that. ",
"There's a Knob Lick, Missouri. Can't get more creative than that!",
"they got two Renos?\n",
"Seems to me like he is going after child molesters? I don't know...I see more and more stories about kids being rescued with his administration than I did any previous ones..",
"Two if you count Tulsa!",
"Sorry. That was a bit reactionary because I always get downvoted to shit whenever I mention it. I immediately edited it because it was a douchebag thing to say but I guess you caught it before I did.\n\n[In the wiki entry, it says the National Guard opened up with a machine gun and dropped sticks of dynamite from a plane.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tulsa_race_riot)",
"Right? ",
"I think the FBI is doing a pretty good job so far... ie: due diligence.",
"Wait, there are two Renos in TX? How does that even work?\n\nIt's really fun when I tell my friends I went down to Albany, and one of them keeps forgetting I don't mean the Albany he grew up near in Florgia.",
"He's brave. I was afraid I'd get keyed for having an \"Any Functioning Adult 2020\" bumper sticker and I'm not even in a rural area. \n",
"Where the liberal drives down the lane. ",
"puppet? no puppet, no puppet, you're the puppet.",
"Wait. You mean to tell me they bothered to rebuild? ",
">Carthage\n\nCARTHAGE MUST BE DESTROYED",
"It happens. I do the same, and when we're this deep in a chain it's only logical that it's the person you replied to.\n\nI'm amazed that managed to get covered up as well as it did, but I suppose the Depression helped that a bit.",
"Support law enforcement? \nThat kinda contradicts the Trump bashing you would think right?\n\nEdit: apparently I’ve been misinformed, we live in an era of deception, and politically backed journalism y’all.",
"Plus, it was an era in American history where a good deal of Americans thought of black people as second class citizens.",
"General rule of thumb, the more bumper stickers, or larger messages people have on their car, the more bat shit crazy they are.",
"We got a Texas City, Texas, too.",
"That reads like a Trump Tweet.",
"[Maryland has a town called Chevy Chase soooooo.....](https://www.google.com/maps/place/Chevy+Chase,+MD/@38.9873924,-77.109213,13z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x89b7c97218661a0f:0xd042a8ace2e60d9e!8m2!3d38.9949153!4d-77.0772052)",
"Correct. That's why Honda Civic DX used to only have a drivers side and rear view, and there just wasn't one on the passenger side at all. My second car was a 91 Civic DX hatchback.",
"https://youtu.be/HkI1lgoeCmw",
"https://youtu.be/HkI1lgoeCmw",
"When I was a kid, and even partially an adult, I used to think taking 59N would take you to Cleveland, OH. Turns out, I don't know if 59N goes to OH but it was in reference to Cleveland, TX.",
"Here in AK, billboards are illegal, but you can sure as fuck put whatever you want all over your pickup truck.",
"Good ole dash cams. Multiple. Pointing out of the windows.",
"I think he's suggesting that it would be better to embrace women and disrespect child molesters.",
"Ah, that makes sense. Thanks! ",
"First, any local law enforcement saving a kid isn't Trump's doing.\n\nSecond, he wholeheartedly supported Roy Moore, is friends with ChoMo Jeffrey Epstein, and his modeling agency most likely has ties to child trafficking. ",
"and two Clevelands..I'll take Milano",
"Can't believe you left out Moscow, Odessa and Petersburg. Texas and Russia can get confusing, even though Odessa is in Ukraine.",
"Yeah I live in OKC downtown. Honestly I have no idea how we vote conservative here. Everyone except the city of Edmond drinks, smokes weed, hates our Republican leaders. This state is confusing as shit. ",
"Missouri now has a Uranus. They incorporated under that name in order to build a fudge factory.\n\nIt's a one joke company and town.",
"If you count Tulsa you have to count Lubbock and then say the Texas panhandle has a city.",
"Is this for real? I love it!",
"No worries, if you don't have much to do with the region you probably wouldn't know it.",
"Not correct at all. Provide any evidence to the contrary? You can't. ",
"You know some liberals *do* support law enforcement, right? We’re not all the communists you like to pretend we are.",
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"Hey look, whiney liberals buy trucks also.. cool.\n\nEdited for spelling, liberal auto correct...lol",
"I'm not trying to offend anyone. I'm pretty moderate but I lean left. But honestly, doesn't the emphasis on Law Enforcement and Morals suggest this is a disgruntled conservative rather than a liberal?",
"I, for one, support the..... *scroll* Bannon *scroll* puppet okla?",
"Fake Photo-News?\n\nGod I'm going to LOVE ME some 2018! Buckle up, everybody!",
"Wow drumpf is surely finished now, he'll resign any day now!",
"I think that is because it is on the border of the states. That makes it slightly reasonable.",
"the government? or a tulsa cop with a biplane?",
"You get 'em for free if you live in [Peach Trees](http://villains.wikia.com/wiki/Ma-Ma_Clan). It's better than the alternative.",
"Exactly. This suggests a conservative that is aware and not blindly following a party. You can hate trump but still be a republican or conservative. Although I’m not understanding the “support law enforcement”, trump has never said he doesn’t support law enforcement? ",
"Also because that car has no business in any other lane but the far right.",
"All verifiable sources oppose the view that the national guard was dropping dynamite on citizens , its absurd that the only place that seems to accept eyewitness accounts without any further questioning is for this incident. A commission was created in 1999 to investigate the race riots and was unable to find evidence of mass graves in any locations that eyewitnesses claimed existed, which makes me believe that although there most likely were whites using biplanes and dropping turpentine balls, this was not a coordinated government effort. I understand this event is not covered at all and rightfully should be, but many are warping it into a direct annihilation of a prosperous neighborhood by the federal government which is wrong. ",
"That's... not what I was expecting out of rural anything.",
"Eh. Looks like the drive from midwest city to Shawnee. I wouldn't say its that far out. When you get to signs that have five numeric values and the only traffic you see are oil tankers or jacked up f-250's you know you're pretty far out. Living in the area for about half my life, this is close to what we'd call a city.",
"\"MAMA\" - how's *that* for a nanny state slogan?",
"Same with my first car: 1978 Chevy Nova 3 on the tree.",
"Metropolitan Manhattan ",
"Kansas City, right? Oklahoma City is in Kansas.",
"This isn't an attack but could I see your sources? I don't want to spread false info if I can avoid it.",
"Well, a cop would be the government, yeah?",
"Here’s when I ran the image through [Photo Forensics ](http://fotoforensics.com/analysis.php?id=210d584c08cccec0d34a91e770c880cdc53b0057.230279) those boxes around the lettering indicate a different compression rate than the surrounding image. It’s most likely photo shopped. ",
"Maybe it’s not a strike at Trump or anyone, maybe they just like to support law enforcement.",
"The joke being that Missouri used the name of another state for one of their cities.",
"No the national guard actually was sent in to quell the riot , so i believe using the term government would be pretty disingenuous ",
"Cut-n-Shoot, TX. ",
"Fake news on Roy Moore obviously. SAD! \n\n/s",
"And apparently they opened up on a crowd of protesters with machine guns. But if a police officer was ordered to bomb it (not saying that he was), then I count it as an official government action.",
"[This ](http://fotoforensics.com/analysis.php?id=22e42302aa34631c19f57841348e6ea288ed9c41.2245710) is how lettering should look. ",
"The more stickers you have on the car is directly correlated to how unhinged you are mentally.\n\nDeduction: this person is a lunatic!",
"From the report by the [Oklahoma]( http://www.okhistory.org/research/forms/freport.pdf) commision to study the race riot\n\n**He proves it absolutely false that military\nplanes could have employed military weapons on\nGreen wood. He also proves it absolutely true that\ncivilian air craft did fly over the riot area. Some\nwere there for police re connaissance....\nHe also thinks it reasonable to believe that others\nhad less innocent use. It is probable that shots\nwere fired and that incendiary devices were\ndropped, and these would have contributed to\nriot-related deaths or destruction. How much? No\none will ever know: History permits no\nblack-or-white answer**",
"I am not sure I understand how this is a bad name. You can google it to discover why it was named as such. ",
"Yeah I'm sure that investigation into Hillary and Obama was really comprehensive and unbiased",
"Is it just me or does some of it look photoshopped",
"That's because you live in one of the parts of the state that always votes Democrat. It's the other parts that don't.",
"If liberals didn't have double standards they wouldn't have any standards at all ",
"They also shot at white rioters , how can you consider it official government action when the commission to study the race riot confirmed that it was civilian planes and civilians doing the shooting?\n\nhttp://www.okhistory.org/research/forms/freport.pdf",
"I think it's imitating a Trump tweet. He ends them with a one word sentence. Sad! ",
"Democrats put zero effort into Oklahoma. If they did they'd probably win some shit and challenge the stranglehold republcicans have on everything. They don't groom new candidates, fundraiser, or really give a fuck about issues that affect plain stages in general. I mean, they've invested in the Midwest, east and west costs. And they can't seem to even keep the Midwest happy. Buncha disorganized idiots. ",
"So police might had firebombed from planes? I should have been more clear because that's how I understood it. I'll edit it to local government.",
"Swangin’ **",
"Isn't there a Baghdad TX too?\n",
"The commission came to the conclusion that no orders for made to use planes to attack any people , civilian biplanes were used by police for reconnaissance and there are reports of planes using gunfire and dropping incendiaries , so it can be concluded that some officers did indeed use the planes acquired to shoot at black rioters. ",
"I would count tweeting \"FBI TAINTED\" as not supporting law enforcement.",
"That is the worst photo shop I’ve ever seen",
"Lol obvious illegal immigrant gets mad at trump and uses his lawn mower carrying vehicle to express himself lol.",
"It keeps the cost of living low, at least. I'm renting a four bed, two bath, 2,100+ sq ft house for $950 a month in the nicer part of a college town.\n\nEdit: Expected a few disgruntled comments, got relative pricing across the US for almost every major city instead.",
"I edited my be original comment, then. I misunderstood what I read.",
"Anyone with that many bumper stickers is a crazy person. \n\nThe fact that I agree with him doesn't change this fact. ",
"That’s because Oklahoma has shit republican leadership, similar (as in being shit) to California having shit Democrat leadership.",
"lol well that was unexpected!\n",
"Not just the license plate, there are inconsistencies all around the lettering, quite easy to see in the analysis and that photoforensics sight is a lot of fun to play around with. ",
"FBI people are some of the most professional I know. ",
"[This ](http://fotoforensics.com/analysis.php?id=210d584c08cccec0d34a91e770c880cdc53b0057.230279) analysis from photoforensics shows it to be fake af. Look at the boxes around the text. ",
"Sounds like our area in Washington. Despite the whole state being set as Democrat, I live in pretty much the most conservative county here. It's actually pretty interesting, because for the most part I see mainly conservative people (to the point where some churches even claim that the Republican platform is closer to the Christian ideal because of abortion), but then when I hear people talking about WA it's always about how liberal it is.",
"Well, it's final minutes were spent in the far right lane, as my back tires slid out on an onramp in winter, with 5 kids in the car and 16 year old me driving, before slamming into the guard rail, spinning around, and hitting it with the back. My head put a bigass crack in the windshield, one kid got a broken nose, and another got a chipped vertebra, and I got a concussion and a charge of minor possession and leaving the scene of an injury accident, as one of the kids had an empty bottle of vodka that ended up on the floor of the car, some lady took all us kids back to the dorms, and a cop gave me a pen test (follow the pen with your eyes) and said I was drunk, though I hadn't actually drank anything.",
"Indiana-polis, Indiana too 🙄",
"just shows how divisive you conservatives are when the first thing out of your mouth when you see something you don't like is \"liberal\"",
"Why are you trying to pass this off as real, I mean I politically agree with the photoshopped text, but why do this? Just for karma? Here’s the analysis, it’s fake. Period. [photoshopped ](http://fotoforensics.com/analysis.php?id=210d584c08cccec0d34a91e770c880cdc53b0057.230279) ",
"Tulsa is amazing",
"This makes it all so clear: THAT HIGHWAY 270 SIGN IS **SHOPPED**. Also, that truck is not an F-150, as the box indicated that that is also **SHOPPED**. In fact, it may not even be a Ford. What do you have to say for yourself, OP?",
"Has anybody ever changed their mind based on a bumper sticker or even something like this shit on a vehicle? No matter what it says, would it change someone's mind? ",
"I'm pretty sure I had 5 gears, it was a manual. It could possibly have only been 4 and reverse, that was almost 20 years ago. My first was a 1985 Subaru XT 4WD turbo coupe. That fucker had push button height control. You press the button and it raised up 3-4 inches in about 30 seconds. It had airbag suspension. This led to me driving down the road one day, and I heard a huge bang from the back, and thought my tire popped. I was at a light, so I opened the door and looked back, and looked fine, so I kept going, hit a bump, and my head hit the ceiling. The rear airbag exploded, so there was absolutely zero suspension in the back end. I drove it for about 2 more weeks like that before getting my Civic and giving the Subie to Big Brothers Big Sisters. My back and neck hurt pretty damn bad by then.",
"https://i.imgur.com/HlPe2Uu.gif",
"OP posted elsewhere in the thread. It appears to be real.\n\nhttps://imgur.com/gallery/uq868\n\nhttps://imgur.com/gallery/dqMi1",
"On how to use Photoshop and polictal bait to get that sweet sweet karma?",
"Wv has Paris. \n\nWe also have Big Ugly. \n\nWe’re pretty imaginative here. ",
"Ahh, I'd recognize I35 between OKC and Stillwater any day.",
"/u/bobhwantstoknow English gud.",
"i didn't know Hillary owned a Ford.",
"Better question, how the fuck did the US allowed Pence to become the VP…",
"For most of Oklahoma that's redundant.",
"I've noticed this. Has he ever had one where the word made no sense with the context? Pancakes!",
"I'm going to gift you the *KARMA* and suggest you /r/askreddit.",
"And cut and Shoot ,Texas!",
"A lot of conservatives hate trump. ",
"Uh, do you need a hug? I won't do it, but I'm sure I can find someone.",
"Don't forget the overused city name \"White Settlement\".",
"Those are also photoshopped. ",
"Once you draw the first one you can heal back to full health, and then who expects the second Reno? Instant concede",
"Just imagine trump grabbing your wife's pussy. That's a standard I'm sure you support.",
"Sigh, people go way overboard with this shit.",
"when the fuck has america been moral? we were a bunch of scoundrels to begin with. lol.",
"Not enough of them though.",
"And you don’t even need the analysis to see the paste lines. FFS. ",
"Might be picking up on the auto correct thing used post-snap to make the picture look better before I put it up on the internet. Or, you know, I spent untold hours carefully crafting 3 fake pictures for shits and giggles. Now if you'll excuse me, I hear hooves and have some zebras to catch.",
"All of them.",
"Covfefe!",
"Come on, give 'em a break. Their schools suck so much that barely any of them can even read.",
"Trashy liberals they are everywhere!",
"We lived in the Tri-Cities for several years. It was weird being there in 2008, knowing your local reps and congressman were the most conservative people ever, but it was a given that the state would go for Obama. Also, I never heard anyone conservative complain about legal weed or the high minimum wage they benefitted from because of the Democrats. ",
"I think we found the Trump voter",
"Wow, what a nutcase.",
"I linked the commission's report in my original comment.",
"The whole world is photoshopped! That's your argument in the face of the 3 pictures worth of evidence. You have nothing supporting your argument",
"Maine does this also",
"listen. if you cover the entire backside of your car with stickers of any kind, i'm gonna assume you're a nutcase no matter what it says",
"I'm trying to figure out why you're this hell-bent on proving it's 'shopped. Any responsible user is going to take anything that makes it to Reddit with a grain of salt. \nI've seen you post on several other comment chains. What's the goal here? Nobody is this devoted to disproving some silly picture of lettering on a truck.",
"Well you sure as shit aren't basing the sarcasm on facts.",
"Actually we have TWO cities. Because we're fancy! ",
"Disrespects women... right. He had a woman run his campaign. He has a foreign wife. His daughter is his most successful child and he treats her as is #1. He also treats women the same as he treats men, which is respectful, he doesn't treat them any better because they have a vagina, he's as tough on them as he is on men. \n\nMaybe actually take a moment to think about how stupid you sound instead of just blindly believing the bullshit CNN pumps out of their ass.\n\nDon't bother replying with your SJW hypocritical bullshit. I won't read it.",
"Would ya look at that. Someone has an opinion which can’t be categorized by political party. The mid West sure is an interesting place ",
"SAD",
"Tulsa has a population of around 400k in just the Tulsa area proper, not including all the other suburbs.",
"You right, but in this picture i40 is like the main highway and it's definitely not rural as opposed to other areas in Oklahoma. \n\nEdit: here's the location I'm pretty sure https://www.google.com/maps/@35.3845101,-97.2004977,3a,16.6y,271.67h,92.61t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sFZNGrY2AARYT6jIzkLrBtA!2e0!7i13312!8i6656",
"The most Texas name ever. Used to live between C&S and Conroe off of 105. Apparently famous for some boxer being from there that nobody knows.",
"oh gotcha",
"Damn. Two mentions in one thread. C&S is moving on up and getting noticed.",
"Oh, they hate him but they love Pro-life more. So they'll still vote against the pro-choice party. What they don't realize is that Pro-choice initiatives actually reduce abortions more than anything pro-lifers have brought to the table. So in the end they are just voting against themselves while supporting an absolute pile of shit. ",
"MA MA IS NOT THE LAW. **I AM THE LAW.**",
"That is subject to change. Hopefully.",
"We are an island in the red sea. ",
"One is right next to Paris.",
"And Arkansas City, KS is technically pronounced differently than the state of Arkansas. (But to anyone actually from the area, it's just \"Ark City\").",
"In Edmond. Cant confirm. Everyone in edmond is either a drinker or a former drinker. A pretty red town but OKC is just as red on the north side. It balances out with the southside and downtown. Norman is probably the most Democratic city in OK, but go 10 miles outside of OKC and its as red as the night is dark. The Metro is honestly the anomaly.",
"Well, he’s not wrong. ",
"Seems v chill",
"The state of Kansas didn't exist when KCMO was founded. It was named for the river.",
"Lol you're just a fucking idiot... \"Has women in his campaign = no disrespect to women.\" \n\nI really can't even fathom your lack of critical thought... ",
"You forgot [Cut and Shoot, Texas.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cut_and_Shoot,_Texas)",
"Pennsylvania has some good ones:\n\nYork, Lancaster, Illinois, Hanover, Hamburg, East Berlin, Versialles, King of Prussia, etc.\n\nAnd the real winners, Blue ball and Intercourse.",
"That's the state motto. Any time a tornado goes through: \"well, we gon rebuild\"",
"\"Trump is a lying, racist, predator fraud\"\n\n\"Maybe it's not about Trump.\"",
"There's a state on the wrong side of history",
"Go read the texts that Strzok sent and then tell me he's unbiased ",
"Some people have a hard time voting for someone that thinks abortions are just fine until birth.",
"Define a lot.",
"Imagine Bill Clinton sticking a cigar in your daughters pussy. Is that a standard you support?",
"Fuck Tulsa. ",
"No it doesn't. The boxes are gaping between words and indent where they should. It's just shitty pixels so it clumps the words together as boxes. ",
"As an Okie I am so using this from now on. ",
"Bullshit the game is up. Enjoy your karma.",
"Professional enough to serve the democratic political machine ",
"Canadian",
"The fotoforenics clearly supports the argument.",
"Other way around. Kansas City, MO was a city before Kansas was a state. The state line on the Missouri River also cuts KC mostly in half to make two technically geographically connected but territorially separate cities with the same name in two states - KC Missouri and KC Kansas.",
"#MAMA! I like it. Mama mia",
"I'm a fellow OKC Resident. Could you imagine living in the desolate and \"red as the flames of Hell\" conservative Panhandle?\n\nI haven't been out there and the thought freaks me out.",
"Not sure how the text came out all big like that but ok",
"At least a third of conservatives, probably more like half.\n\nA lot of them would still vote for him again vs a terrible candidate like Hillary though.",
"We the People of Kansas City, Missouri like to think that we live in Kansas instead of Missouri, so we named our city after Kansas.\n\nPS. Missouri is way better than Kansas, unless we are talking about Overland Park, Leawood and Shawnee areas of Kansas. Those places are really nice, the rest is just crap.\n\nEdit: Misery to Missouri",
"It's ~~photoshopped~~ fishy, check the thread someone has posted a fotoforenics ~~where the text is clearly an addition to the picture~~ jumped the gun can't rule out real, but something is 100% weird with that photo.\n\nEdit: [here you go](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7np4wt/comment/ds3hosq?st=JBY9OJDD&sh=c2de9033)\n\nEdit 2: read thread.",
"Well fuck me I just learned that today.",
"Wow! I wish I could see the rest of what it said, but I guess I get the gist. That person must get some negative attention!",
"By what metric?\n",
"They hate him but would still vote for him? Lol k.",
"That's a high level of salt.\n\n Bumper stickers of any kind are pretty dumb. I've also never understood why people hang dream catchers from their rearview mirrors lol....planning on falling asleep at the wheel? ",
"[It wouldn't be the first time Democrats won](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_L._Boren?wprov=sfla1)",
"Yeah.. is this news to you? That people vote for people they don't like?",
"Which is no politician in the US. It’s illegal in all 50 states to have an abortion after 16-20 weeks without a medical reason and a doctor’s note, and only a handful of clinics exist that will even do the procedure. ",
"My personal favorite is Truth or Consequences, NM. Only know it because of Cactus Jack.",
"http://www.trumparea.com/_pics/good-morning-liberals7056.jpg",
"An amatuer interpretation of a non-scientific source doesn't equate to proof. At best, it's flimsy evidence not supported by anything else. You're acting like the case is all wrapped up because it suits your bias.",
"Are you sure? I'm pretty sure I heard Alabama's new senator Jones say he supported abortions at any time during pregnancy.",
"I don’t think so it’s consistent with a cut and paste. If it was a compression issue, the entire photo would have that density. He fucked up and used the original image without converting it into oblivion first, as he did with the two linked images to Imgr. I’m definitely not an expert but compared to the other images on FotoForensics this is a 1 difficulty. ",
"The lettering is flat color and much less glossy than the car. That should result in higher compression.",
"I’m definitely not a trump voter, as I said before, I agree with the text, it’s just that it’s photoshopped onto the truck. I don’t like crazy ass karma whores. ",
"Kansas City came first... Named after the Kanza (Kaw) Nation... \n\n\nMy turn to be fun at parties",
"MAMA ",
"Actually it seems all bumper stickers of this type show up this way on FotoForensics. \n See [here](http://fotoforensics.com/analysis.php?id=76937bc2a5c919b2ff5d0135ccff05d531f40025.50954) and [here.](http://fotoforensics.com/analysis.php?id=8133200172a1a8b200e458c067ed092d21bddd8a.70891)\n\nAt the distance the photos that OP took, they'd absolutely show up exactly like they do on FotoForensics while still being real.",
"Yes",
"That's just what compression looks like you dumbass",
"Trump supports child molesters? But he fought against the Clintons....",
"looks like the owner really watches a lot of fake news",
"Look at the corner in the imgr picture above “Support”, seriously you don’t see the right angle obscuring the frame of the truck? ",
"I'm sure there are some people like that but the huge majority of pro-choice people don't believe that at all. In fact many agree that the 20-24 week period should be the cut-off, which is only half way through the pregnancy. \n\nAnd while I don't think less of anyone who does not approve of abortions but again people who vote republican are also voting for the party that gives zero shits about the baby AFTER it is born. They only seem to pass legislation that makes sure the baby is born then cut any funding for support once it is born. \n\nSo again if you truly care about life then vote on policy that works at preventing abortions and supports life after birth too. Not the fear mongering. ",
"Fredericksburg was the one I had a gripe with, cause I lived in Fredericksburg VA.",
"Arkansas river runs through Kansas, they pronounce it like Are Kansas for the river, not sure about the town. ",
"This guy is my hero. ",
"You're using PhotoForensics wrong. Ask literally anybody who works with images. What it's picking up is image compression.",
"Friend of mine just posted a pic of this same truck in OK city.",
"Don't hate the 918",
"Maybe around the letters, not in a fucking cutout with right angles. ",
"All these people talking about politics and all I can think of is why in the hell would you do this to your truck?",
"“These liberal snowflakes are literally crying MAMA now!”\n-Fox News",
"You're using PhotoForensics wrong. Ask literally anybody who works with images. What it's picking up is image compression.",
"There is also a small town called Peanut, Pennsylvania ",
"\"Hate\" and \"don't like\" are petty far apart.",
"Law enforcement traditionally tends to be made up of right / conservative leaning individuals. My guess is many would take offense to that suggestion - if they were allowed to. (you're not allowed to be offended once you go into this field and become big shit magnet). *corrected wording.",
"IIRC jpeg divides the image into grids on several levels. That's probably why.",
"Then next door .com the shit out of the video. I caught a package theif this way once ",
"[This is what fotoforenics should show](http://fotoforensics.com/analysis.php?id=2698a04f8571fcd4c2e547b0a5ecfd72052eb506.1800814)\n\nMy bias? Can you prove to the contrary why fotoforenics would pick up the text like ops photo? Any camera doesn't pick up text like that, it would just see colour and the fact that it's in blocks like that it's very fishy. \n\nThe white text gives the game away, it's a completely different white to the rest of the picture and the cameras white balance would change the rest of the picture to compensate. \n\nDo you really think I care who does what to their truck? Lots of Americans are weird on both sides of the political line, big deal. ",
"Why do people think political groups matter, say it like it really is, most Americans dislike trump",
"Tulsa is twice the size of Lubbock..",
"Good bot ",
"So why, may I ask, does the image by OP show up completely differently in fotoforenics to [this image](http://fotoforensics.com/analysis.php?id=2698a04f8571fcd4c2e547b0a5ecfd72052eb506.1800814)",
"You should take your own advise and listen to how stupid you sound by trying to defend a man when he admitted to sexual harassment by grabbing the by the pussy. Not all men talk that way. What does his foreign wife have anything to do with his perverted pea brain other than it’s his third wife and the second wife was his mistress before being his wife. I’m sure he is a good parent and loves his kids but that doesn’t mean he isn’t a sexist it just means he will protect his while he hurts yours. Open your eyes, he’s not to serve the public but himself.",
"MAMA",
"Russia.....",
"http://www.al.com/news/huntsville/index.ssf/2017/11/doug_jones_speaks_on_abortion.html\n\n",
">gives zero shits about the baby AFTER it is born\n\nI hear this argument a lot, but I don't really understand what it means. Are you talking about social programs like food stamps? I'm interested in what you mean here so I don't strawman your position.",
"Yo shouts out Jamaica Beach!",
"Tulsa is awesome. \n\nTulsa is also A Slut spelled backwards.",
"Another person suffering from TDS",
"Tulsa and Oklahoma City are in the top 50 cities for population.\n\n\nhttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_cities_by_population\n\n\nThey both have skyscrapers.",
"Stop making it so easy! ",
"Finally, a truck I wouldn't mind following.",
"The constitution ",
"Bye-bye resale value.",
"I think for a lot of conservatives they view it as a \"lesser of two evils\" thing with Hillary.",
"Do the boys there still roll their joints all wrong?",
"That's a brave person right there. Probably gets keyed more often than a typical car.\n\nProud of them for calling out the GOP apologists anyways. They were definitely the baddies of 2017.",
"It's been a while, time to rewatch this.",
"Fair",
"There's nothing that makes me tune out faster than a car/truck covered in your political beliefs.",
"Where specifically did you hear that?",
"Weirdly, memes and twitter posts seemed to change a TON of people's minds.",
"Toad Suck, Arkansas would contest that.",
"Bang bang!",
"I bet this guy is the life of every party he attends. ",
"We're gonna be rich!",
"WE'RE GONNA BE RICH! ",
"Beaver Lick, KY",
"This truck confuses me ",
"Yep. Tulsa Race Riots.\n\nWe burned down Black Wallstreet because stupid, idiotic, violent racists.\n\nOn the other hand the Center of the Universe is in downtown Tulsa so there's that s/\n\nEdit: Much controversy about who really did the alleged bombing. It's incredibly interesting to learn about.",
"I watched an interview with him on msnbc and he said he opposed banning abortions after 20 weeks.",
"I think we may have found the /r/Trumpgret winner",
"Surprisingly, our county was one of the first selected to run the marijuana certifications for opening \"legal\" weed stores in the area. Our representative claimed that it would help bolster our economy (we're not just one of the reddest, but also the poorest county by far), but so far we've had about 5 stores open, then 2 close. Now there's a pot production area near our saw shop, and two stores located in the point between us and our next nearest city.\n\nWe still don't have a finished city square park, just these weird wooden supports that don't attach to anything (we blew through the money we had, I think technically our city is running through its emergency fund to stay afloat). It's kind of nice that our county can't make decisions for the rest of the state, we don't seem to know exactly what we're doing.\n\nEdit: Turns out we're not *the* poorest county, but close. Ferry beats it by a small amount, so now I'm scared of how Ferry is doing.",
"And Kansas City, KS too. ",
"And the Tulsa Metro has around 960k people. ",
"Not the same as vinyl letters on a truck. ",
"Well, it is true, not like some of the other bumper stickers.",
"It also has a town called “Brownfield”. ",
"Well, I changed my mind about all of Oklahoma.",
"This is the first time I have ever agreed with anything I have read on the back of a pickup truck. ",
"Oklahoma City is the seventh largest city in the country.",
"did you add the words in in ms paint? that looks terrible then tried to use a grainy filter to hide it. Worst fake I have ever seen.",
"~~Most~~ Many pro-lifers see birth-control as evil as well, even if it results in less abortions. They get upset about the morning after pill in particular, because they see that as an abortion as well.\n\nAs my religion teacher put it \"Taking birth control denies God's will should he want to create life. If you're married and don't want to have a kid, just have intercourse on non-fertile days. This still gives god a chance to make a life if he really wants.\"\n\nI don't know how you reconcile the concept of an all powerful God with the idea that you need to avoid birth control just in case it messes with his grand plan. All forms of contraception still have a chance of failing after all. But birth-control = evil is still the stance of many pro-lifers.\n\nEdit: I get that many of you are both pro-life and pro-birth control and don't see where I got the notion that most pro-lifers are anti-birth control. You probably have the luxury of not living in the bible belt. We still have to deal with employers trying to push their ideas of morality onto us. I wanted to shed some light on their logic behind such a stance as drilled into me by my Catholic schooling.",
"Social programs in general, yes. Education, healthcare, mental support, etc. ",
"Hey look, conservative can't spell a three letter word. Shocking.\n\n",
"edmond smokes weed too ;)",
"My hero!",
"Theres cooter, MO too",
"r/trashy ",
"blunts",
"No, but to me, political bumper stickers are just asking your car to get keyed.",
"You have to kill a man for it.",
"No one expects the Reno Inquisition ",
"Libtardism...",
"\"grab em by the pussy\"\n\n-a man that clearly respects women.",
"St. Petersburg and Hollywood are some good ones I can think of for Florida.",
"I mean, I agree but I’m not gonna do that shit to my car",
"Same here. Live in heritage hills. Blue as fuck. Four miles north in Nichols hills? Red as fuck. ",
"I'm confused, is this from an alternate dimension? ",
"U forgot Lebanon ! East Side UP!",
"Abortions for all. Boooo!\n\nAbortions for none. Booooo!\n\nAbortions for some, miniature American flags for everyone else. Yeah!!!",
"Several cities, and [OKC](https://imgur.com/9wk4a8q) and [Tulsa](https://imgur.com/LQOErfL) are quite large. It ain't all dust, grass, and reservations in the Sooner State.",
"I demand royalties",
"1.\tSaying he would oppose legislation that would ban abortion after 20 weeks is not the same as saying he supports abortions. I don’t really understand how you can misconstrue that so wildly unless it was intentional.\n2.\tHe later [gave an interview](http://www.al.com/news/huntsville/index.ssf/2017/11/doug_jones_speaks_on_abortion.html) where he stated that he supported the current Alabama abortion laws as they are. \n\n",
"Damn they went there.",
"\"Alterations are also common for pictures found online. An original photo may be resized for the web (modification #1), uploaded to Facebook (modification #2), downloaded, cropped (#3), uploaded to Imgur (#4), copied from Imgur, brightened (#5), and posted to Twitter (#6), and so on. A viral photo can quickly undergo dozens or hundreds of alterations. Each modification changes the image and makes evaluating the content more difficult.\"\n\nStraight from photo forensics' website, since I doubt you bothered to read it. The photo being contrast/brightness corrected, going through Photoshop to blur the plates, being uploaded to imgur, etc all distort the site's ability to determine a flagrant alteration like you believe occurred here. Furthermore, it makes it nearly impossible for someone without proper training, which presumably describes you, to differentiate between alterations and non-alterations.\n\ntl;dr Shouting \"fake news\" doesn't sound any more convincing coming from you than it does anyone else.",
"I like this MAMA movement idea....",
"I have no problem with anything this truck says... Except the non-sequitur at the top about law enforcement. That shit is just crazy sauce.",
"Do you get out and sleep next to your car at rest stops?",
"/r/2healthbars/",
"I mean, does this seem like a constructive way to air ones grievances to you?",
"That someone was a white, Catholic, male, far-right, domestic terrorist.",
"I never said I disliked him. I don't really know enough about him to like or dislike him. I don't agree with him on abortion and that's all I really know about him. He is certainly better than a child molestor though lol.",
"evidently they do\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reno,_Texas\n",
"Only to be called cucks by other, further right conservatives.",
"Some of my favorite Texas Cities/Towns are - Bacon, Rainbow, Noodle, Salty, Earth, Nemo, Tool and Sweet Home : ).",
"At least thirty.",
"I'm going to go out in a long and say that California is doing a bit better than Oklahoma on issues like cannabis legality, education, economy and such.",
"Feel free to browse my post history, it's 99% limited to one sub of a game I play. I couldn't give a rat's ass about karma.",
"It wasn't intentional. I just didn't remember. Thanks for the link.",
"High quality post from the best sub on this site. Really interesting content here",
"Weird. They're both in the northeast, and aren't even far apart. One is NW of Forth Worth, the other is NE of Dallas. [Google Map link](https://www.google.com/maps/dir/Reno,+Texas,+USA/Reno,+Texas+75462,+USA/@33.2246698,-97.6501197,8z/data=!4m14!4m13!1m5!1m1!1s0x864de49a306f4bc1:0x29aa81209699455e!2m2!1d-97.5772462!2d32.9442916!1m5!1m1!1s0x864a58ab2a65145d:0x80fcf6d5e9e622ca!2m2!1d-95.4624548!2d33.6631622!5i1?dcr=0). Looks like a little under 3 hours between them. Starting from Dallas, \"Which Reno?\" must be a common question, although they're both pretty small cities (<3000 people).",
"I think it does have an impact. Not like someone will see this and change there mind but more of a collective, when you see it frequently. ",
"You realize your comment isn't actually a defense of trumps actions, right?\n\nIt just demonstrates that They're *both* shitty people\n\n\n",
"Graphic designer here. The font looks suspicious. Well, much of it does anyway. The lines and edges of the text are too crisp and the color doesn’t match that of the photo. Probably doctored from original shot. ",
"If you're truly serious, there's a [large memorial/museum](https://oklahomacitynationalmemorial.org/) where the Murrah Building once stood.",
"it kind of looks photoshopped",
"A lot of liberals don't vote. Especially in local elections, primaries and mid terms.",
"Auto correct strikes again.. definetly designed by a liberal. Has no real argument so it screws ya on spelling..lol touche good sir",
"Conservatives are against education, health care and mental health care for children?",
"There's also Gun Barrel City, TX. The largest business I saw there was either a tire store, or a funeral parlor. I can't quite remember.",
"I don't think most people who are pro-life have any problem with birth control. ",
"Which is nonsense. But they choose to believe in nonsense so waygd.",
"I mean, he has some valid points..",
"M.A.M.A",
"Those people are dumb.",
"It's getting tons of views on social media right now. ",
"The Tulsa Oklahoma City Bomber right?",
"This looks photoshopped as fuck. Not saying it wouldn't be nice if it was real.",
"I imagine since they're both small towns, whenever they're bought up in conversation, it's both implied and inferred to be the one nearest you.",
"Gun Barrel City",
"I too support MAMA's cause",
"I get all of my opinions from people who write on their dirty automobiles. ",
"No problem, sorry for being an asshole about it, I didn’t realize how shitty that came off. ",
"Just at the tip of the cock and balls that makes up DFW too. ",
"This photo is amazing and I’m going to save it. I can’t tell you how many times some magafucker has scorned and dismissed me because I live in California. THIS guy is speaking a language they understand, though: stickers on a bigass truck.",
"It's alright. I understand that political stuff can get heated from time to time.",
"I didn't say your bias about politics (I wonder what that says about you, though). I meant your bias that this is photoshopped. One little piece of flimsy evidence does not vindicate you here, yet, you are so thoroughly convinced. Your analysis of fotoforensics means nothing to me. Are you a forensics expert? No, of course you aren't. Why should anyone trust your analysis?",
"She most certainly would have been. Hillary Clinton was a bad candidate, and I didn't want her either, but she's is without question more qualified and competent than Donald Trump. The notion that they are even comparable options is ludicrous.",
"Well maybe they do, but they aren't showing enough hate for the GOP, where it would actually make a difference.",
"give them a break, it's so big they ran out of english words",
"Oddly enough the enormously complex miracle that your mobile phone is, probably *was* designed by a liberal. ",
"As long as it draws attention and people read it, I'm ok with it.",
">Most pro-lifers see birth-control as evil as well, even if it results in less abortions\n\n\nWow really? I've never met any of them. Do you have a source on that?",
"Slay queen!",
"99% guarantee that our subject is also a road rager, you don’t walk around day to day feeling that everyone needs to know your opinions unless you are a narcissist. A bumper sticker is one thing.",
"https://imgur.com/gallery/dqMi1\n\nhttps://imgur.co...\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7np4wt/meanwhile_in_rural_oklahoma/ds3ib3v?utm_source=reddit-android\n\nResult of compression from brightness/contrast correction, file saving from using Photoshop to blur plates, and uploading to imgur. The armchair photo analysts are out in force lol.",
"Lol, are you going to claim the highway 270 sign, the white car, the F150 and the Ford logo are photoshopped too? That was a green car and it's on highway 190 and it's a Toyota!",
"Ive noticed more men have pro-life bumper stickers than women.\n\n More women just have a jesus fish, a cross, or christian radio station bumper sticker.\n\nBut thats just my observation.",
"I live there. Everyone pronounces it like the state, but it's actually pronounced how it's spelled.",
"Well, we have Cyclone, Tornado, and Hurricane!!!\n\nThose are some zingers, I’ll admit. ",
"Calm down there Cato. ",
"There are definitely some, but they're turning into a small minority of pro-lifers I think.",
"I agree entirely. Its one of the biggest issues in a bi-partisan government. Too many people develop the mentality \"well even if I dont agree with my side, its better than your side!\"",
"Grew up near Escondido, CA... you get one guess what we called it as kids :p",
"You forgot Gun Barrel City and Tool, TX",
"It's rural and just west of OKC (El Reno). Even OKC has ranches and farms in it.",
"Is this a joking/retorical question? Because, yes, they are. It's one of the largest divides between the parties. See the current fights in Congress over CHIP for one of a million examples.",
"It takes balls to put stickers on your car? Edit: I guess everyone ever who has ever had a bumper sticker had balls. ",
"Don't forget Kansas, Oklahoma.",
"Look at your fucking name. Do you have nothing more in your life than typing angry at people who would probably kick your ass if you spouted off to them in real life?",
"depends what kind of birth control and also what religion (not a lot of atheist pro-lifers AFAIK)\n\n* Catholics: only rhythm method allowed\n* Evangelical christians: any BC is fine except for \"Plan B\" emergency..they believe since life begins at conception, you are preventing a fertilized zygote from attaching to the uterine wall = abortion\n* Mormons: same as above",
"Ahh thanks. Didn't read it that way before. \n\nAn \"instead\" at the end would have worked nicely in the statement.",
"> \"Any Functioning Adult 2020\"\n\nThat's democratic, we count those",
"True story.\n\n\"The land of the free\" (built on slavery)\n\n\"The land of morality\" (founded from the merciless slaughter of natives)\n\n\"The land of the free-market and progress\" (where big banks are bailed-out inspite of malpractice and coal-mines are funded back to life almost two decades into the 21st century)",
"And boy, they will remind you over and over again about their skyscrapers. \"Devon Tower\" this and \"Devon Tower\" that.\n\nIt's like listening to an insecure kid in 2005 trying to impress his iPod friends with a Zune.",
"Well yeah, but only if they're not associated with the republicans or democrats.",
"Mama?",
"I'm so glad we don't see garbage like this in Canada.... Go canada",
"When it is subsidized by the federal government, typically yes. They only time they're (typically) not against subsidizing those things if they're funded privately, by some sort of religious group who can spread the gospleganda. ",
"There should be more sides.",
"Just advertising crazy.",
"We got Santa Fe too...",
"Missed one: Italy",
"Yup, they nailed wiener.",
"Because the text in that image isn't as heavily compressed. Next question.",
"Somebodys gonna have seven more hard years... lmao",
"Or people should stop looking at it as \"sides\" and looking at it as \"which of these candidates could truly do the best job\"?",
"Would street Judges go against Trump?\n\nDredd has morals so its plausible ",
"Why are billboards illegal?",
"guys...here me out. This is gonna be way out there. \n\nI think that reddit may have a agenda to push and its being manufactured by bots and people paid to push content.Such as users who suddenly for the first time in a year post a political post when they never have ever posted outside one sub. \n\nI know I know, its a crazy idea.",
"\"We're men. We wrestle. Gimme that hat you warthog from hell!\"",
"I never said conservatives. I said the republican party. \n\nThe single ticket vote for pro-life allows the republican party to stay in power and pass legislation that guts pretty much ALL social programs and reforms. They are anti-tax. You can't effectively run programs that support education, healthcare, and mental health care for children, adults, veterans, anything, without financial support which the REPUBLICAN party policies consistently gut when in power. ",
"Virtue signaling is virtue signaling whatever the source and message, it is still 'I want to demonstrate to everyone that I'm (fill in the blank)'.........",
"Dems picked up a state senate seat in a special election recently, in a [conservative disctict Trump won by 40 points](http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/360595-oklahoma-democrats-win-state-senate-seat-in-red-district). The local residents are the ones that need to begin building up their party infrastructure, that doesn't require money so much as it requires volunteers which is why the national orgs can't do much until the local folks have done their part. But flipping a red district is a good way to get attention, get more volunteers and get federal level organizing money behind for future races.",
"What about above average natives?",
"Memes and well worded twitter posts are able to contain a surprisingly large amount of content considering how insignificant they may seem, to be fair.",
"Wait what's the thing about child molestors? Did they make that up or is there an incident/Tweet that I missed?\n\nEdit: It's talking about Roy Moore. And you're all a bunch of worthless assholes for downvoting me rather than explaining :p",
"Here in NY we have a Carthage and Cato, Greece, Troy, and many other ",
"you forgot Texarkana, Gun Barrel City, and White Settlement, and Italy",
"No, sorry, I'm not really very knowledgeable about politics much so I'm trying to understand. \n\nI just read that the Republican controlled house just voted to support CHIP though so I'm not sure how that means they don't support it.\n\n\n\n\n\n",
"No it isn't.\n\nI can never understand how reddit *skeptics* can be so gullible when a single person insinuates something is fake. ",
"5 bucks says that dude voted for the Trump, and now has buyers remorse.",
"I love liberal rednecks",
"Looks like photoshop.",
"Taco*",
"There is hope for our nation!",
"SALT THE EARTH",
"I'm astonished how many Trump supporters I talk to that have said to me \"I don't have a problem with Sanders,\" and how many on the Left I've talked to that said they either wouldn't vote for Hillary, or really had a hard time doing it. She was a fucking awful candidate. People just do not trust her.",
"It's all very incestuous",
"Here it is https://www.google.com/maps/@35.3845101,-97.2004977,3a,16.6y,271.67h,92.61t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sFZNGrY2AARYT6jIzkLrBtA!2e0!7i13312!8i6656",
"maybe taking birth control is god's will...",
"More like MS Paint'd",
"Isn't possession of marijuana something that is highly penalized in Oklahoma criminal code? ",
"Love this guy!",
"Wow. It’s pretty amazing to see people wake up. ",
"call Alex Jones #pizzagate ",
"Right on! Tulsan here and we rock! ",
"10 years ago it was a tire store.",
"Maine has Jamaica, Paris, and a whole bunch of other country names too!",
":( i am getting a 1br/1ba in a 3br/2ba in the shitty part of San Diego with $950.",
"Zoowee Mama",
"fake",
"Do you even understand that site? Like, look at this part: https://fotoforensics.com/tutorial-ela.php\n\nThe OP's photo isn't shopped. Give it up.",
"GET POLITICS OFF OF THIS SUBREDDIT POST THAT SOMEWHERE ELSE",
"I think both of those examples were added in photoshop. (Plus who the hell would race a Highlander?)",
"That's some straight talking common sense!",
"I mean, if I had one vote and a choice between Clinton or Trump, I’d have a very tough choice to make. \n\n\nThankfully I can vote third party in this country and make the moral, if impotent, choice. ",
"You forgot my personal favorite, Palestine.",
"I mean everyone in NJ/NY/CT call New York City, \"The City\", also.",
"False",
"Anybody who ever purchased (or sold) advertising in any form sure hopes so.",
"not sure I have ever heard 1 positive statement about Tulsa, Oklahoma.",
"Damn you, my brain was fully satisfied with the previous conclusion. ",
"Boo-hoo! I wonder what this ‘moral’ knight in shining armour was saying when Obamba used the last remains of his power to decorate a true child molester Creepy Uncle Joe himself. ;)",
"Ooooh MAMA",
" Right, and too bad they caught the guy..",
"I see so many liberals with a shitload of \"im with her\" or \"hes not my president\" bumper stickers and i sit and wonder how much their car gets fucked with or they get in road rage from angry people. Funny as shit",
"I change my mind every time I see a new bumper sticker. ",
"No, but it makes people think. I always joke at some of the shit on stickers, but it always makes me think about it",
"/r/Unexpected",
"this looks so fake, people",
"How something THIS CLEARLY PHOTOSHOPPED can make it this high on Reddit is beyond me........regardless of what it's saying it's just a poorly edited photo ",
"Just make it bigger.",
"Because they’re ugly and ruin the beautiful views of the mountains. ",
"When you hate someone so much you spend a bunch of money to put decals on your personal property to show how much you hate them. Trump Derangement Syndrome in full force.",
"It won't convince anyone of anything, but it might remind some people to get out and vote. Only about half the people eligible to vote actually bother to do so, so a lot of politics is just reminding people who already agree with you to do something.",
"Not to be confused with Lizard Lick, North Carolina.\n\n(Also Fuquay-Varina.)",
"Most Trumpers see the top message and ignore the rest and keep blindly voting GOP. ",
"How unlike Oklahoma! I'd be surprised if that truck gets vandalized! ",
"Ty! wtf is wrong with people thinking this is real. #fakepics",
"Fun fact, Kansas City Missouri was a city before Kansas was a state.",
"MAMA would be proud.",
"Let’s see that map with the crazy gerrymandering districts.",
"Because they're ugly and distracting, and by far one of the biggest attractions of Alaska are the wonderful views of nature. When billboards went up all over the lower 48, and somebody went to put one up here, we all collectively said AH HELL NAW and made them illegal. [Here](https://ballotpedia.org/Alaska_Prohibition_of_Billboards,_Measure_5_(1998\\)) is some information about it.\n\nPhew, took me like 6 tries to get that link to work.",
"Too many brain scans at that place for me. \n",
"washington has a city named Federal way",
"This is some quality images to send to r/The_Donald/",
"I can now say I've seen a truck of lies",
"\\#MAMA",
"As a young boy I dreamed of being a baseball",
"No but it fires up people. \n\n\nHas “Let’s go Celtics” ever changed the mind of a Lakers fan?\n\nNo, but it may fire up the Celtics players. ",
"Moscow as well ",
"Tulsa is a slut backwards! Creative!",
"Every single person I know hates trump and voted for him against Hillary. Literally my entire circle of friends and extended family. I think all my teachers too. You don't have to agree with that, but you shouldn't act like it's unbelievable",
"Michigan has Hell, and it's frozen over right about now.",
"Its fake you dumb fuck LOL",
"Sadly, I wonder if his car gets vandalized often.",
"I'm so shocked this made it to the front page of reddit...",
"Dont forget such classics as Whitesboro, Whitewright, and White Settlement.",
"An abbreviated sentence fragment...?",
"It looks photoshopped to me...",
"Don't forget Portland! ",
"I read once that studies have suggested that the more bumper stickers you have, the more likely you are to have road rage.\n\nEdit: a word",
"You left out [Palestine](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palestine,_Texas) ",
"Now, that's more like it!! Come on Trumpeters, it's OK to admit you were duped, it's OK to change your mind. Admitting you were wrong is the only way to be right!!",
"You forgot Dublin, London, and Italy Texas.",
"Are you sure ? It means we have to go buy more salt. Maybe we could just salt the sidewalk?",
"The biggest part of Kansas City is in Missouri is the funnier part. And don’t forget North, South Carolina and Texarkana, Arkansas. ",
"The entire northeast is named after towns in England. In Pennsylvania York and Lancaster even have a War of the Roses football game every year.",
"needs more jpeg. ",
"To be fair though it takes about 45 minutes to drive across and 90% of it is single family homes",
"Patriot",
"Pennsylvania has each county divided into non-overlapping cities, townships (generally rural or directly bordering a city and therefore kind of an extension of it at least in part), and boroughs (pockets of high population density). Addresses are based on the name of the nearest city or burrough (everyone in LeBoeuf township, Erie County has a Mill Village [not a village, which are designated areas within any of the other division] address), so there is no expectation that township or burrough names be unique, just unique within each county. There is a Franklin County, PA; a city called Franklin in a different county, a burrough of Franklin, and 16 Franklin Townships.",
"Only schizophreniacs cover their cars in stickers. ",
"Are you telling me normal people dont have time between the hours of 9-6 to spam political posts to subs all day?",
"The hero we all need. I would do the same, but I'd be scared to come outside and see my car destroyed here in Texas.",
"Idiots are everywhere it seems. ",
"I do consulting and visited Tulsa for about 4 months on a project. I was blown away by how pretty it was. Totally changed how I view Oklahoma as a Texan. Such a pretty place and somewhere I would totally live. ",
"Yeah, I'm from NJ but went to school in the midwest. I could rent a house in the midwest that is considerably nicer than my parents back in NJ for less than half the price of the mortgage they are paying.\n\nAnd don't even get me started on the college housing prices. I was paying $400 a month (which is still a lot for the midwest, but they overcharge college students because of the demand for proximity to campus) for my room two blocks from campus, I couldn't find rent in NJ anywhere worth being for less than $1000/mo",
"Yeah, that S in Support doesn’t look right to me. Among other things. ",
"subrural Oklahoma?",
"I don't know which county you're in, but sounds kind of like my county. I think there are two weed shops, but they don't look super busy.",
"if god wants to make life, he'll inspire people to go bareback",
"Tulsa would like a word.",
"Looks shopped. the white certainly is.",
"I mean this is actually Oklahoma City - so while I appreciate the sentiment - in that there are areas of Oklahoma that are truly rural - this isn’t one of them. But I love the pic!",
"There's two Renos?",
"Don't forget Chillecothe",
"Why? For a lot of people it's helpful. ",
"Never go full retard. ",
"That seems like a distraction to other drivers",
"There's TWO Renos in Texas? That must suck.",
"This\n\nPeople are more likely to follow something if it’s a trend, we’ve seen it through history ",
"\"Real Oklahoma doesn't begin until you're west of Ceiling\" \nHeard someone say that once and thought it was kinda funny, I don't really agree with it, but I knew what he meant. ",
"Well, that wasn't a statement about Tusla.\n\nBut I also just remembered Enid is a place.",
"Isn't there a Palestine and Paris Texas?",
"MaMa OOOOOOOOOOOOO!",
"They changed the name of Sandstone????? That's fucked....",
"Who would've thought I could have taken pictures of all the anti-Obama stickers on vehicles in liberal CA and received a goldmine of karma for it. Oh well, opportunity lost.",
"He put lies on his truck.. Lmao Lmao. What a dumb fuck",
"Playing Geoguessr finally pays off, I see.",
"Don’t forget Mars",
"Wow, this is a shitty photoshop",
"Renamed for a radio game show, the prize being they broadcast a show from the town. Originally called Hot Springs.",
"You forgot West, Texas. Ironically, it's in the Eastern half of Texas.",
"> I don't know how you reconcile the concept of an all powerful God with the idea that you need to avoid birth control just in case it messes with his grand plan.\n\nWelcome to religion! Where you can cherry pick any fairy tale horse shit moral that you please and disregard the rest! But don't you give me no back talk either, it's my \"faith\" and don't persecute me!",
"MAMA! Just killed a man.... ",
"Wow. He's even pissed off the crazies.",
"\"Trump is a lying, racist, predator fraud, and I really like grilled cheese.\"\n\n\"Trump is grilled cheese confirmed!\"",
"There’s a Longview in Texas. I know this because every time I try to get directions from my house in Washington, Google tries to default to Texas and gets very confused. ",
"We’ve got those in TN too!",
"They got creative with city’s like Pink, Hooker, N O W H E R E, and Disney ",
"Live near Ft worth. Didn't realize there was another Reno. ",
"This is an actual moderate",
"No, it can't. According to Asimov 's third law of robotics:\n\n>A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.",
"I’m from Miami, Florida. It’s is almost the same size as Miami, Texas. ",
"To Cathege then I came\n\nBurning burning burning\n\nO lord thou pluckest me out\n\n-ts eliot",
"And, to be fair, a large amount of people had their minds changed by the complete lack of information on both of those. ",
"Simon?",
"Same dude ",
"Typical idiots ",
"Well walk into most Catholic Churches or Evangelical for that matter on a Sunday and count the number of families with only 2 or 3 kids. That a pretty hard to accomplish without some form of dependable birth control. ",
"I personally like Texas City, TX. ",
"Look up why he did. It's crazy how it mirrors our time now.",
"the circlejerk that goes down when two texas ex-pats run into each other somewhere is always worth a laugh:\n\n\"OH MY GOD! My grandfather is from Nacadoches!\nThats so crazy! I was born in Texas! Raised in Round Rock! Highschool in Pflugerville!\"",
"\"Definetly\" Yeah, I don't think auto-correct is the problem here.",
"Anybody who would resort to violence in response to a discourse of ideas has already lost in the only way that matters.",
"As a native of Oklahoma now living in Los Angeles.. how dare you.\n\nBut yeah it's true. Besides Tulsa and OKC there's nothing out there. But hey they are great cities to live in! Can't recommend staying there your whole life frankly. Unless you want to get trapped into knocking up a chick on a one night stand and having kids like most of our fellow citizens would do.",
"The only part I take issue with is that very last word.",
"That or Hillary just neglected to campaign in the Rust Belt and acted like the election was a foregone conclusion...",
"It's like he has something he needs to say. But I just can't figure it out. ",
"That's how a lot of states are, just Oklahoma more so. The big cities are dem and the rural areas are rep.",
"Russian vacationers are doing a good job of making sure Odessa is no longer in the Ukraine though...",
"No, you can support Law enforcement but not Trump. He may support Law enforcement but that doesn't mean not liking/ supporting him is not supporting Law enforcement. ",
"Eastern Washington is its own animal. East of the Cascades is mostly rural and leans conservative like most rural places do, but *way* more people live near Puget Sound where the state gets its liberal reputation from.",
"Not sure why you got downvoted. It is 4 syllables. Nobody says the full name of \"Los Angeles\" either: El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Ángeles del Río de Porciúncula",
"Currently living in San Jose and this nearly made me puke. Two bed two bath for $2800 in a soulless neighborhood of a city generously described as \"powerfully mediocre\"",
"Somebody please post this to /r/awesomecarmods. ",
"This is true. I work with a girl who believes the earth is flat because she saw it in a meme on Facebook 🙃",
"Disrespects women but embraces child molesters! Next!",
"This looks shopped.",
"Sort by controversial ",
"Once I saw a sign that said baby on board. Up until then babies in cars were okay to me. Then i was like that pedantic prick. Flaunting that they have sex. Now the idea of a baby in a car is something that drives me mad with fury.",
"Uncertain, TX. I believe they weren't sure if they were in Texas or LA. ",
"And get pulled over. ",
"Oklahoma fucking sucks (as someone who has lived here all their life and is in its public school system) ",
"You can if you learned to read",
"I’ve seen either this truck or a very similar one by Shawnee several times. I’m still holding out for a picture of the Jurassic Park Jeep that rolls around or the small limo that has Westbrook’s entire face taking up both sides of it. We’re classy with our vehicles. ",
"Don't forget Egypt, Kickapoo, and Cut and Shoot!",
"OKC is a big city. Very conservative still though",
"And whitesboro, and whitewright Texas both in Grayson country ",
"Kyrie to the Thunder confirmed",
"Ceterum censeo Carthaginem delendam esse!",
"I have a lot of family in rural areas, life-long conservatives who were royally pissed when Trump won the primaries. But after that they defend him like he was any other. It's always \"what about Hillary\" if you try and criticize. I wonder if Hillary had won, how many of us would be saying, \"well she's better than Trump.\" Well, I mean, she was better than Trump but that doesn't mean she would be immune to harsh criticism from the left.",
"Do you mean Lawton (4th largest city in OK behind Norman)? Lubbock is in Texas.",
"Nah, you're thinking of Denton. White Settlement is on the NW side of Ft Worth. ",
"For some, social media rants aren't enough... I'm kinda pissed off that they disrespected an F-150 like that though...poor thing didn't deserve that kinda graffiti.",
"lol I live in ok and i40 only has that shit pavement for a mile or so, and peebly is the only road sign that's small like that ",
"Is this so unusual? Most folks dont realize there are huge numbers of democrats in red states and huge number of republicans in blue state. California is like 45% Republican and Texas has around the same proportion of Democrats. ",
"Pro-life requires you believe one person can effectively own another person.\n\nWhat? Right wingers being okay with owning people? Nah, that's not a thing.",
"Definitely not “most pro-lifers.” As mentioned by a couple of others, it’s only (strict) Catholics who don’t like BC. Your religion teacher’s argument is illogical for exactly the reason you pointed out.\n\nAs a side note, another reason some are against hormonal bc in particular is that one of its three functions is to make the uterine wall hostile to zygotes (don’t quote me on that), meaning it could cause a spontaneous abortion in the event that an egg was fertilized. So with the belief that life begins at conception, hormonal bc is a “sometimes maybe abortifacient.”",
"This person seems like they are either a liberal or a RINO. Either way, they are sorely misguided. ",
"Underrated comment.",
"There is also a Happy, TX and a Bard, TX. Source: drove past them once.",
"Are you telling there is a Colorado City, Texas out there?",
"Isn't there also a Pasadena, TX?",
"Exactly. Bumper stickers are like cats. One, two, even three is ok. You start getting up to six to ten, you might be crazy. ",
"Yay Tulsa! We don't suck! I promise!",
"Where were you guys when I lived there :(",
"Oklahoma!",
"Thank you for that.",
"Benazir Bhutto was the prime minister of Pakistan. I guess that means Pakistan is much better when it comes to women's rights than the USA (which has never had a woman leader). Right?",
"I started using iTunes for its automatic library organization, kept using it because I got a iPod- and now, 10 years later, I'm just trapped.",
"Dont forget California and Mars!",
"MAMA is betyer than MAGA",
"Nuke it from space. It's the only way to be sure",
"I hope one Reno is a borough inside Nevada, TX.",
"Odessa",
"lol you can tell from some of the pixels, right?",
"That's even less likely than a 3rd party candidate winning.",
"I dunno but its comforting knowing those people are here in Oklahoma. ",
"I'd like to buy this person a beer. ",
"Good ole gerrymandering",
"They finally found Ghost!!",
"It was named by a pirate. He wanted it to be Kansas City, but he said Arrr-Kansas City, and it stuck.",
"*crashes while trying to read the whole thing*",
"MAMA",
"The problem is the definition of \"best job\" is dependent on what side you're on..",
"Thanks!",
"Was expecting it to be pro trump...",
"There are two major cities in Oklahoma. Both have metros of roughly 1 million people...\n\nTulsa and OKC.\n\nAnd over half the state lives in those two metros \n\nThe two metros have: major concerts, bar districts, an NBA team, minor league baseball soccer and hockey, busy highways, buses, skyscrapers, a busy port, casinos, a major military base, major colleges, a shit-ton of gangs, a shit-ton of murders, major zoos, inner-city schools, etc\n\nI love talking shit about Oklahoma. But c'mon. Accuracy is still important.",
"Catholic Pro-Lifers 100% Being on Birth Control is the same as to having an Abortion for them. ",
"I’d love to believe it’s not but it looks pretty damn shopped to me.",
"Yeah, that and they stole my basketball team.",
"What about Gun Barrel? ",
"Someone probably thought I was talking about on Oklahomans and not being able to say big words.\n\nAlso, while the original mission had that name, I don't think that's the official name of the city now.\n",
"You are not your politics. Don't neglect your complexities",
"First off, that's hilarious, rural area with a giant pickup and is super liberal.\n\nBut really, what do people think they're accomplishing throwing shit all over their cars? The political stickers are obnoxious enough, what's this guy's end game? It's gotta be a little awkward every time he gets out of the car at Walmart and the people around him are like bro what's up with your car.",
"Someone against trump in Oklahoma? Surprising.\n\n\nWhat isn't surprising is how much money Gary saved by switching to GEICO.",
"R/trashy",
"Wow that's cool : ). There is also the city of Dish, the city that sold its name to Dish Network for free cable for ten years : ). ",
"Yeah. It's pretty ballsy in that part of the bible belt",
"Well, at least you know you're batshit crazy now. ",
"God damn how many Miamis are there? same with Jacksonvilles. ",
"Just killed a man!",
"Lived in DFW my entire life when comes to the more western one people usually just say Azle honestly anything that side of Eagle Mountain Lake is just Azle. As for the it's really more of community than anything else, I usually hear people refer to it as Paris.",
"A surprise, to be sure...but a welcome one.",
"Which I really don't get.\n\nTrump has basically attempted to subvert democracy and all of the USA's institutions to prevent tyranny openly since he got in office.",
"This is what mental illness looks like. ",
"Here in Germany we have a Berlin, Hamburg and even Munich.",
"Paris in Arkansas as well! ",
"So you're telling me that Mormons are more enlightened than Catholics?\n\nI mean, I can't argue against it, but it just seems... odd.",
"If you buy individual letters to spell out messages on the back of your car and you're not promoting a business you are default crazy, regardless of length. ",
">christian radio station bumper sticker.\n\nGod, isn't that the truth. It almost seems to be a requirement that if you're an older woman driving a minivan, you must display a bumper sticker for whatever local Christian station you listen to the most. \n",
"Oh golly, I thought PsBattle had a higher standard than this. ",
"I was born in Jamaica....Queens",
"I don't know how you can reconcile the concept of an all powerful God with nearly any of the things they believe. If I do anything at all that is against God's will, then it sounds like he's not omnipotent to me. And if everything is according to God's plan, then stop telling everyone what to do.",
"> a lot of liberals (especially young ones) are communists, though.\n\nHow many?",
"The left is the moral majority. ",
"I grew up in Oceanside. We used to call it Escondildo too.",
"Also a Kansas city Kansas next to it",
"I grew up in Cleveland and it took me until now to realize that North Cleveland is a separately incorporated city from the little backwater I'm familiar with...",
"That’s a Tulsa pic.\n\nThe rest of Oklahoma has no backbone. Their Governor is literally Failin.",
"Florida right by me",
"even better is that they are so close, 8 miles apart between blue ball and intercourse. ",
"I'll take salty liberals for 500, Alex!\n\nThis reminds me of Hillary Clinton lol. \"The racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamaphobic—you name it.\"",
"I only know it because I grew up in Arizona, with family in Albaquerque, and being as TorC is like one of the 4 or so known towns in NM, it often came up in conversation.",
"I would say political slogans like this have a small influence on people who have not developed their own opinions about the world around them. To someone who has developed their political systems of belief, it has no effect.",
"Ya but he probably doesn't own a truck...",
"Just because an interstate runs through rural Oklahoma doesn't mean people on it are from rural Oklahoma. ",
"Oklahomin here..trueeee",
"I have never met a pro lifer who see birth control as a problem. I'd seriously doubt most do\n",
"I don’t have a Gold sir. Here’s my upvote ",
"I just realized that out of all my girlfriends the one who was crazy had like 12.",
"Indiana stole Michigan City",
">pretty much ALL social programs \n\nThey've gutted medicare, medicaid, and social security? Those are the largest social programs and I'm not aware of them being cut? If I'm wrong please let me know.",
"Yes and no. I doubt it would change someones mind on the spot. But like any message, the more it's seen, the better chance it will be paid attention to. ",
"We have a nice Athens and Cleveland in Georgia too. Real nice. Got them at Target.",
"Well, if Alabama wised up...",
"Saint Louis here. Can confirm. We have a Cuba, MO. A Texas, MO. A Kansas City.\n\nSomebody, somewhere got really lazy with this state.",
"Enough for them to scaremonger about.",
"FAKE PICS!",
"People will apparently never understand how fotoforensics works. It's hilarious.",
"Thanks",
"Does this also apply to memes? Like how many per day is the acceptable amount to share and not be considered a nutcase. Asking for a friend.",
"No Lincolnfordshirevilleburg Township?",
"A redditor must own this truck.",
"Don’t forget Texarkana!",
"Yeah but, you still gotta live in Oklahoma. ",
"Trump has an 80% approval rating among Republicans. So the vast majority of them do.",
"Where the fuck is Florgia now?",
"Let's not forget Italy or New Braunfels, Texas",
"Is this shopped? The white font is much clearer than the rest of it and the font type doesn't look like it properly fits the car.",
"It may sound & feel like a hes supports law enforcement but its only short term feel good, but detrimental in its long term effects\n\n His actions and words tell us that he doesnt support law enforcement. His shtting on the FBI, CIA, practically all the judiciary branches etc. Those are all facets of law enforcement.\n\nReally, How does encouraging the abuse of suspects HELP law enforcement AND justice? \nHow does delegitimizing the court system help law enforcement? \n",
"Haha that's what I always think. I've got my school and NFL team on my car, but I'm not about to put political statements all over my car.",
"Better than living in Oklahoma. ",
"same here but... here we are...",
"This is so trashy",
"\"Support Law Enforcement\" has never been a 'woke' sentiment. This an extremely psychotic law-and-order centrist.",
"Ok.",
"San Francisco checking in. I pay 13 bitcoins a month for a cardboard box",
"How is President Trump racist? Why can no one answer this question?",
"It's two squiggles to strikethrough",
"Drove back there from California for Christmas, saw a sign for \"Woman Hollering Creek.\" Hands down, the best name for a place I've seen.",
"No no, Drumpf is gonna be impeached! You just wait for the evidence to finally show up! Drumpf is done for sure! Snowflakes unite!",
"No I don't sleep in my car. You either see why it's ironic and are looking for grief, or you are a mouth breather. ",
">Edinburg \n\nHere, you dropped this : “h”",
"Was not expecting that. ",
"I’m cool with it if it’s shitting on a rapist and pedo supporter ",
"Same here. I voted for Johnson.",
"Doesn't this go both ways?",
"[No problem.](http://f.thumbs.redditmedia.com/wPjOQrGRacUELOnM.png)\n",
"Don't forget Canadian, Texas!",
"evidence is clear. driver is retarded",
"As a Catholic, I use condoms. It's not allowed, but neither is pre-marital sex, so if you're in for a dime...\n\nI do believe that most pro-lifers (like myself) are not anti-birth control. It's just much easier for media outlets to vilify those that are, so that's why you hear about it. \n\n",
"California, MO, Paris, MO, my personal favorite Versailles, MO...\n\n They actually pronounce it \"Ver-Sails\" there, and you'll be corrected if you pronounce it how it's really supposed be pronounced.",
"The bumper stickers kinda look photoshopped to me",
"Do you lock your front doors at night?",
"True.\n",
"You mean \"muh Russia\" ",
"How can Drumpf recover from this",
"Also Gainesville, Sherman, Muenster, Turkey, and Happy",
"don't forget Flatonia and Cheapside!",
"Unfortunately, the 2017 Oklahoma voter of the year moved to Portland.",
"...they have a second city.",
"The entire top line looks pretty fake. ",
"No one likes salting the snail! \nhttps://youtu.be/g8c9HvcDDHI\n\n",
"Lot of sweeping generalisations going on here.",
"these are all shopped on, right? no one thinks this is real, right?",
"I think population per square mile is more relevant, especially when comparing coastal cities to inland cities on lots of flat land.",
"Not statistically true. The same number of Republicans came out for Trump as they did for Bush and Romney (about 90%). ",
"Oh no way? I always assumed that it was named by some justice-loving settlers",
"Love it!",
"It’s true. I’ve been there! Had something called prairie oysters on a dare. ",
"> Oh, they hate him but they love Pro-life more\n\nQuite the assumption and one that assumes the worst of people you probably don't know. ",
"Is it just me or does the \"support law enforcement\" look like it was shopped into the photo?",
"Given that itms a college town, there's probably quite a bit to do.",
"To be fair, Texas is so large, at a certain point you just go, \"Fuck it... just call it Paris, Texas.\"",
"Ah yes, we have a few of those in Oregon. We call them \"lunatics\".",
"seems legit",
"Trump Rocks",
"Trump's lost the crucial \"Insane ramblings stickered all over their car\" demographic.",
"TIL, USA copies city names from all over the world, because that's not at all confusing for the rest of the world...\n\nI'm Greek and I never quite understood why the hell does USA have a gazillion cities named Athens (very confusing when I have to search my city on weather apps). Apparently though it's just a habit of copying famous city names from all over the world... ",
"That's so fucking worth it, to be fair.",
"Not all conservatives are republicans.",
"I'm pro life, but very much pro-birth control. \n\nThe main issue that many pro-lifers, including myself, have with the morning after pill is that we view it as a super quick version of an abortion, since we believe that life begins at conception. It's really just a logic thing. I don't see how someone can believe that life begins at conception, but also be ok with a morning after pill.\n\nAny form of birth control that prevents conception gets the green light from me (the pill, condoms, etc.). I'm not looking to change your mind or get into a big abortion debate, just shedding some insight on the morning after pill from a pro-life perspective.",
"I pay $1300 a month to live practically on the beach right near the train station and downtown in Point Pleasant Beach, NJ, in my own house with a garage, 2br/1ba. So there is hope; you just gotta be patient. Not big but the location alone is worth it by far. ",
"Hey now, there's more than just OKC! There's also Tulsa. That's TWICE as many cities as you're giving them credit for!",
"Yeah, well Missouri has Cooter AND Goobertown! Take that Texas.\n\nEdit: Goobertown is in Arkansas, barely. I done goobered it up. ",
"Probably because people (depending on your country) don't actually put any fucking thought into their politics and just say pointless platitudes like \"both sides are the same\" when the topic comes up. While that was fine 5 years ago, it is no longer the case, and these people now being ridiculed for idiotic statements they don't understand are having to do slightly more digging than none at all. Once you scratch the surface of the shitpile that is American politics you get sucked in until you're staring, agape, at the all consuming tumor known as the Republican party. A shitpost from /r/TrumpCriticizesTrump is funny, but compels even the most detached person to do a slight bit of research. ",
"DEMs have been winning huge victories in OK this year! /r/bluemidterm2018",
"Looks photoshopped.",
"I can’t tell if that is an Oklahoma license plate or the truck is just passing through. ",
"We have several cities but one of them are going to become the state of Jefferson ",
"Too bad the facts don’t support his opinion. ",
"Do you know how elections work?",
"There are two cities in oklahoma.",
"I went to school in California, PA. There's a tiny little nothing town a bit further up Route 40 called Pit Gas. ",
"As an Oklahoman, I expected something very different before reading it. That's a brave person. ",
"Something you have to learn about Washington - They ALL embrace child molesters!",
"Also known as that one square block in OKC",
"\"Where'd you live?\" \n\n\"Bacon.\"\n\n\"...Right...\"",
"But not with opposing views, it strengthens views and creates links to other ideas. ",
"Yep, same pronunciation for the town. They say they don't live in Kan-saw.",
"If I try to read all of that in traffic, I’m going to crash my car",
"If by \"the public\" you mean a particular combination of people which, while smaller than those who opposed them, happens to be worth more arbitrarily distributed points, sure.",
"Yeah, i fucking hate that I’m stuck here.",
"I think it's just a variation on an interjection. Grammatically speaking that is.",
"White decal is clearly not legit. Throws the rest in to question. ",
"What about that dog street from yesterday?",
"Also Athens, Florida and Mexico.\n\n(Coxsackie & Butternuts get honorable mentions just because.)",
"Dang trump has lost the support of people who put crazy slogans and shit on their trucks. dannnng, that's one low approval he's got there.",
"FWIW, Arkansas City, KS is so named because it's on the Arkansas River.\n\nAlso, in KS, Arkansas City is not pronounced:\n\"R KAN SAW\" City, it's \n\"R KAN-ZAS\" City\n\nBecause ... Kansas!",
"Its named after the river/native tribe",
">Texas has the best names.\n\nNah. [Possum Grape, Arkansas](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Possum_Grape,_Arkansas)\n\n>The town was named in 1954. For nearly two decades, residents were split on whether the name should be \"Possum\" or \"Grape\". Eventually, after much conflict and turmoil, a compromise was reached and the town name officially became Possum Grape.",
"Mama?",
"Have a friend from Carthage. She would agree.",
"Fuck yeah",
"Not all pro lifers are religious. Im somewhere in the middle and im not religious.",
"It looks photoshopped. Especially the white stuff on the top.",
"Yeah in Tulsa I was paying $330 a month to live in a three bedroom house. Downside was I had relatively strong resume and had been out of college a year. Problem was no one in town was hiring entry level engineers. The (two) interviews I had went terribly because of nerves. \n\nLUCKILY a company out of east Los Angeles picked me up. Making more money! Hurrah! But now I'm spending $850/month and I'm paying more taxes.\n\nBelieve me if you can don't get caught up in the glamour of low rent.. granted California is more expensive but there is much more opportunity. You can grow tired of the Midwest very fast.",
"HOW DARE YOU CARTHAGE IS THE BEST PITSTOP FOR PEOPLE ON I-59",
"If California isn't giving kids 4 day school weeks because they don't fund education enough then they are easily winning.",
"What if it says \"bees are dying at an alarming rate\"?",
"From Quavo maybe",
"You must be trash. Not my words...",
"r/NBA is leaking. ",
"Too bad they're broke-lahoma.",
"So...question.\n\nAre the cities vastly different? One richer or poorer? \n\nI ask cause I live in the Minneapolis/St Paul area. Here, there's always the discussion about which city is better, cooler etc. \n\nAnyone want to elaborate?",
"It looks fake to me, most of these \"stickers\" look like they're photo-shopped in, and the horrible picture quality lends credence to the possibility. The white letters on the rear window stand out in particular, they're way too bright especially when compared to the white car in the background. ",
"I like this guy. Better than more people just comments on the internet.",
"Still salty about Trump? Aww.",
"I'm very proud of having 20+ digits of pi on the back of my car, thank you.",
"cringe",
"I mean I'm moving back to NJ and will be making more than enough to afford rent like that, I'll still be living with my parents to save though.\n\nI'd rather save up enough to buy my own place and build equity then rent and build someone else's equity.",
"I went to a Catholic University. I once saw a bumper sticker that said \"You can't be Catholic and a Democrat.\" So I gave up Catholicism. Probably not what they were going for. I was on the verge of renouncing religion anyway, and that was the last straw. I was sick of the church and its followers dictating how I was supposed to feel about everything. ",
"Did that first but the reddit app on iOS is terrible, and formats it wrong so I kept trying different combinations.",
"ITT: a bunch of people who, on the basis of some of the pixels, announce publicly that they don't know fuckall about pixels.",
"Lol, no it's fucking not. It's not in the top 10, top 20, or top 25. It's 27th.",
"Living in Texas that doesn’t seem to be the case",
"Yep. The people who only watch Fox News all day otherwise would never see words like these.\n\nHonestly, I think it’s fucking hilarious. Also, true.",
"Phenomenal cosmic powers...beaten by an itty bitty pill.",
"Rural Juror. Say it outloud until you're speakin' gibberish. Yes I stole this from 30 Rock. Related: Bob Loblaw Law Blog.\n\nYeah things are fucky in this country right now. You're a Hollywood \"somebody\" who, in some way, diddled and/or bad-touched? Blacklisted and possible legal action. \nYou're draft dodging, out of touch, billionaire misogynist who, in some way, diddled and/or bad-touched? That dude should run shit! ",
"What happens when you get a vinyl cutter for Christmas.",
"*Hiss!*\n\n-Liberals",
"This is the shittiest photoshop job I've ever seen. What the fuck is this doing on the front page",
"My aunt and uncle are farmers from a town of less than 400, and they are this liberal. Percents vary, but there are proud conservatives in NYC and SF just as there are proud liberals in rural America. ",
"This pic looks photoshopped ",
"Republicans only make up about 25% of the electorate, conservatives are about 50%. So.... Not all conservatives are republicans...",
"The biggest part of Earth is comprised of oceans. Oceans are salty. Therefore the Earth is kinda already salted.. ",
"I happen to know a few people who have tons of bumper stickers on their car who aren't crazy. The stickers are just all that's holding the car together.",
"Meanwhile, Phoenix is still trying to figure out the concept of \"skyscrapers\". Over 4 million people and the tallest building is 40 floors. ",
"Bad explaination: most image formats dont store information the way you'd think: images aren't a matrix of color information for all the pixels. Otherwise what is the point of all the different formats, what would be the difference between png and jpg. Instead they use math to take this matrix of color information and represent it in a format with some losses but that looks essentially the same. This allows us to show essentially the same image but take up less data. JPEG does discrete cosine transform if i remember correctly. Again this is a bad explaination but basically we take this matrix of color info and do a transformation on it which gives us a reduced matrix. This reduced matrix is missing information that generally the human eye can't see, high frequency stuff usually but this is the JPG you see. \n\nWhen you edit an image, sometimes information is missing, so when you then do the transformation you can tell something is odd here. That is what we're leveraging here to see if the image was edited. \n\nAlso, often to spot photoshopped images, look for warping. It's a common sign that an image is tampered with. You'll notice that the image often warps around the modified sections and looks like they've been rearranged to make a wave to bend matter or something. (like in the first matrix movie when Neo absorbs Agent Smith and the whole hallway flexes)\n\n\nAnyone:\n\nPlease correct me if my understanding is wrong or please add details to further explain it.",
"Which part?",
"Support law enforcement is Photoshoped and if it's not it should be lol ",
"You can do better than that.",
"I think it can have an effect this way. If one person is vocal, maybe another person feels okay being vocal if they agree. It might reverberate to more fringe people or it might reverberate to eventually less fringe people who feel supported saying something they weren’t sure if they were alone on before.",
"That's cute.\n\nI shall call people from Oklahoma, Okies.\n\n(Or that's the way?)",
"Here are some Vermont town names.\nSatan's Kingdom,\nBeanville,\nEgypt,\nJamaica,\nJerusalem,\nTexas,\nBerlin,\nMoscow,\naah and we cant forget Franklin, east Franklin, and south Franklin.",
"Intercourse is between Blue Ball and Paradise",
">A lot of conservatives hate trump.\n\nBig exaggeration.\n\nWhat if I told you Trump has been the most conservative president since Reagan? MANY conservatives still support Trump and I'd say even a few more who didn't do now after how he's done so far.",
"Obamba?",
"I still lived in Washington state when we voted to legalize marijuana and gay marriage, and I was so intrigued to see that marijuana passed by a slightly wider margin.\n\nSome conservatives will let you smoke the Mary Jane but not let Mary marry Jane. To me they’re both about personal liberty and keeping government out of grown folk’s decision making, but mileage varies for sure. ",
"They need to be called what they really are, anti-choice. Everybody, including people who think abortion should be legal are pro-life. It implies the opposite is anti-life which is not the case.",
"Abortion is *the* single-issue for a very large amount of voters in this country.",
"I've been to all 77 counties in Oklahoma, can confirm, majority rural. \n\nama. ",
"> further right conservatives.\n\nIt really has nothing to do with how far right you go. Lots of Trump supporters are close to center and lots of conservatives hate Trump because they think he's not a True Conservative. \n",
"It's that strange bit of land where you aren't quite sure if you're in southern GA or northern FL.",
"No the problem is too many people look at the sides as end all be all. How many conservatives do you think adamantly believe people on the left are wrong without a good understanding of a candidates platforms and intentions? And vice versa? Sure who you think is best is dependent on which side of fence you lean, but too many people pick their side no matter what. *That's* the issue.",
">the government controls the economy\n\nCalifornia has huge problems. Including poor return on education, housing shortage, illegal immigration, controversial development, homelessness, high taxes (capital gains in california for long term is nearly 40%, 2nd highest in world), high fees, high CPI, NIMBYs...the list goes on and on. \n\n[Here's the president of our senate praising illegal, exploitative labor and saying we can't change because we depend on it](https://www.mercurynews.com/2018/01/02/de-leon-california-economy-depends-on-undocumented-workers/)",
"Near where my family live in the UK there is an Australia and a New Zealand not that far apart.\n\nThe road sighs there get stolen a lot!",
"The lower pic shows resolution or relative pixel density. You can tell the text was added because the pixel density is much higher around the lettering. This shows the lettering was added in a higher resolution than the original picture. ",
"Escondido?",
"And a pretty killer basketball team! Don’t forget some really nice people! Haha I’m not from OKC or anything!",
"A lot of rural folks are pretty chill. Very much \"do you, I'll do me, let's not intrude on each other.\" They get a bad rep from the loudmouthed lunatics who try to wave outmoded flags to justify poor behavior. The noisy ones do seem to end up creating divisions, for better or worse.",
"That awkward moment when Trump has the same approval/disapproval rating as Obama did at the end of his first year",
"please don't interrupt the reddit circle jerk vilifying \"fly over country\" filled with its evil white men.",
"The white text looks very fake",
"Ok how is Arkansas City pronounced? Cos I know now that Arkansas does not rhyme with Kansas, so what does the city rhyme with? Arkansoo? Arkansoon? Arkansoos? Also is KS short for Kansas? If so, why is Arkansas City in Kansas and not Arkansas? Is it another Colorado River situation?",
">Pro-choice initiatives actually reduce abortions more than anything pro-lifers have brought to the table\n\nWhat is the logic behind this? Why does that happen? Do you have a source for this? Surely people are not going to decide to have less abortions just because it's legal.",
"Paid to settle a lawsuit when sued for not allowing African Americans into his establishments and clubs. When asked about it he basically just said that everyone was doing it and not just him. One small example for you.",
"I can give you corn that's not as good as Iowa's and wheat that's not as good as Kansas'.\n\nAlso some old arrowheads and three earthquakes per week.",
"Oh that’s good, we definitely need a new Cleveland. The old one’s not working out so well...",
"I had a ham sandwich once :(",
"Maybe it's not, but it *looks* photoshopped. The white letters at the top of the window are a little too crisp.",
"A lot of people ate their boots and voted for Hillary, so...",
"You'd need to go on to Texarkana, go on I-30 to Little Rock, then 40 to Nashville, then 65 to Louisville, then 71 to Cleveland. Definitely no 1 road haha",
"> https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7np4wt/meanwhile_in_rural_oklahoma/ds3ib3v?utm_source=reddit-android\n\n",
"\"ECNALUBMA\"",
"Wow the same \"drumpf resign\" comment? Liberal will surely surrender now!",
"What if you [poorly photoshop](https://i.imgur.com/pbGSOiJ.jpg) the image of a truck to have anti-Trump messages so you can circlejerk on Reddit about Trump \"losing his base\" in rural America?",
"Californian here. People in general are happy with CA's democratic leadership. Not sure where you're getting your information.",
"Photochop much???\n\n",
"Usually that method of disclosure supports an opposite ideology.",
"God somehow got Mary pregnant but can't figure out how to do it again... Some all-powerful all knowing deity.",
"Oklahoma is a living organism. It has an immune system like any other. It sees cities as a disease and dispatches bombers to wipe them out. ",
"OKC is like 500,000 & Tulsa is somewhere above 400,000 both in the top 50 nationwide\n\nsource: am Oklahoman",
"\"He has a foreign wife\" And his mail-order bride shows he respects women how?",
"Hell yeah, spread the message! Counting on you to vote!\n",
"Anyone who has ever prayed or asked for a sign or wants to make meaning out of nothing or made someone think twice. ",
"Or that there was a semi idiotic yet persuasive campaign against her in a country that is still pretty male chauvinistic (and states that are completely male chauvinistic).\n\nRemember that president that was impeached about lying about a consentual sex act? We fucking elected a person who admitted sexual assult.",
"i always liked driving through the middle of pa and seeing signs for jersey shore",
"MAMA? What a great acronym, i can only assume the same level of intelligence and planning is applied to this individuals everyday activities. If only i could be a mindless drone following the left or right. Perhaps it is time for a third party... if only the rules weren't set up to discourage third party activity. Vote libertarian",
"Other than Corinth which is northern DFW, what job do you have that you frequent these small towns?",
"We have a San Diego here in California. It means “whale’s vagina”.",
"Psycho leftist spotted ",
"Thats not true at all lol\n\nLiberals are liberal, communist are communist ",
"Well good luck against their football team. They just became State Champs yet again this year. Along with last year, 2013, 2010, 2009, and 2008.\n\nScipio better be glad that they didn't play Carthage in football.",
"But it has Google fiber right??",
"r/TIL \"Okie\" is a term for Oklahomians.",
"F[l]at chance.",
"Whew! Thank god these bumberstickers are just [photoshopped](https://i.imgur.com/pbGSOiJ.jpg) in. ",
"MAMA!",
"You can tell a conservative didn't do this. The spelling and kerning are correct. You can practically see their angst over not using an Oxford comma before FRAUD. The text wouldn't be correctly centered with it!",
"Is it just me or does it look like they just put text boxes all over the car to express their opinions about politics those don't look like there actually stickers of they were stickers they would have some Ware and tear",
"The Toyota Highlander is photoshopped, and the FotoForensics shows the same pattern as the original photo (of the truck in Oklahoma) in question. The second link is not photoshopped, and clearly has a different pattern on FotoForensics. If anything, this just adds to the evidence to make it look like the original picture is shopped.\n\nEdit: [Found the original picture](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.roadfly.com/new-cars/wp-content/uploads/gallery/2007-toyota-highlander/2007-toyota-highlander-rear-view.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.roadfly.com/features/car-racing/the-2003-rolex-24-at-daytona/&h=1200&w=1600&tbnid=11sY90_viPEJsM&tbnh=194&tbnw=259&usg=__glH_15LgNTideub14Mg9-kDwA1E=&docid=XVzRMUBjJh7rEM) if you didn't believe the Toyota Highlander one was shopped",
"6 years ago I ran 3000 miles from New Jersey to Santa Monica because I'm a stupid asshole. And OKC was the only place anyone tried to fight me. Not saying correlation equals causation. But I still hear the Cantina Theme whenever I pass through. ",
"Edit a © onto it, quickly!",
"Nice try, Tech fan. Lubbock still sucks!",
"What comes around goes around?",
"Edinburg. Fucken triggered!",
"For once my home state isn’t disappointing me.",
"Are you suggesting that most right-wingers today in the US actually support slavery?",
"Considering those look photoshopped (look at the top sticker, looks really fucky) I highly doubt he is even aware they are on his truck, because they probably aren't.",
"Good guy Oklahoma ",
"It looks fake. The white line of text jumps out strangley, among other weirdness.",
"Seriously, how is this upvoted? Regardless of your political views this is a shit post with a shitty attempt at conveying any sort of message. ",
"It was cricket wireless amphitheater for a while. The name just keeps getting longer/worse.",
"Did you graduate from an engineering university in Oklahoma? Currently at an Oklahoma engineering school but wanting to go west after graduation. I have decent grades and experiences but still worry if I'll be able to land a job out west.",
"How do you see out of your back windshield with stickers like that? Great message though.",
"There's also a village called Rough and Ready in PA.",
"He thinks voting will help. That's adorable.",
"FINALLY, a post about Oklahoma that doesn't make me completely ashamed to live here! 2018 is off to a good start!",
"Looks photoshopped. Or mspaint",
"How mature.",
"Would like to see a supercut of the idiots who step to this guy.",
"I think pro-life is ultimately going to win out. It's getting harder and harder to deny that a human is dying as a result of an abortion. I am starting to see more and more non-religious people admit that they recognize that a baby is dying, and despite having zero faith in a higher power, they just don't think it's fair to murder a baby, even if it means that a woman has to carry the child. In all of these non-religious pro-life people that I know, 100% of them are fine with birth control, and even the day after pill.",
"What a ripoff!\n\nEdit: what a great deal!\nEdit 2: it's a ripoff again!",
"It's nice to see this even in areas you'd think are the reddest of areas, but the problem is that even those that might have finally woken up to what kind of disaster Trump is, they might not see that the entire Republican party is rotten to it's core. \n\n It's not *just* Trump that's the problem.",
"Wow. You dated crazy cat lady. You should do an AMA. While you still can and all.",
"You forgot Rome and Palestine! :)",
"This person seems REALLY annoying.",
"But the pier though",
"Man. I’m from OK - it’s nice to not be embarrassed of a post from your home state. Especially this one. ",
"United States of America.\n\nLiterally a bunch of states... United on an American continent. Amazing",
"It's smart, though, because there's a large group of people who trust people who communicate like the truck owner in the OP who would not be receptive otherwise. It's like email phishing scams--you think \"Gee, these dumb scammers would be so much more successful if they took the time to use good English.\" But the thing is that the emails use shitty English *on purpose* because it automatically distills the responses down to only the kind of people who wouldn't notice something fishy about the email in the first place.",
"M.A.M.A",
"!redditgarlic",
"I love how one is a suburb of Paris.",
"Pie Town",
"Glad to see perpetual hatred of our president :) the lack of patriotism on reddit is astounding. Regardless of who your president in, show some respect",
"What does drinking have to do with anything?",
">He Disrespects women but embraces child molesters? Sick!\n\nI'm not sure if the \"but\" is intentional or just grammatically ignorant. It kinda throws off the meaning a bit...",
"Oklahoma is on the front page two days in the row? Am I dreaming?",
"We have 'dull'. Twinned with 'boring'.",
"Those are the OK natives. There are also Bad Natives, who call it \"The Large Town\", and the Good Natives, who refer to it as \"The Conurbation\". ",
"M.A.M.A just killed a man",
"It looks photoshopped.",
"State?*",
"So is Enid just expensive as fuck? ",
"I bet that guy likes to wear skinny jeans and watch his wife get serviced while he sits on the edge of the bed talking about 'Berniecanstillwin'....",
"Well, being I-40/US270/OK-3 I would assume this is somewhere in the OKC metro area. Now that can still be rural by some states standards, but by OK standards, that is not rural at all.",
"I hated living in Tulsa personally",
"Oh wow you have a couple of skyscrapers, we're real impressed out here in New York.",
"At MoMA",
"meme's and tweets are largely only viewed by other members of the particular ~~circlejerk~~ echo chamber they get distributed in.\n\nas far as vehicles of change, they are usually almost completely worthless.",
"The problem with bumperstickers is the idea that someones mind can be changed by reading brief sentences off the bumper of your car.\n\nJust get one that makes someone have a brief laugh during the soul crushing morning commute.",
"That makes me happy to see. ",
"I travel around the whole country and wouldn't trade it. I love to visit elsewhere for the experience, but I would never stay because that's only temporary.\n\nI've got OU Football, Thunder Basketball, Bricktown, a great music/bar scene, a budding arts district, and a competitive brewery culture.\n\nI get that for dirt cheap and rarely pay for parking (which annoys me about LA, SanFran, and Seattle).",
"Don’t forget Bobo, White City and Falfurrias",
"I mean I appreciate the sentiment, but that is def photoshopped.",
"They don't though. They just seem like they do becuase when they work you're part of the \"in crowd\".\n\nSomeone tried to use memes to prove to me that discrimination wasn't bad. Or something. It was never really clear what their point was becuase they were trying to communicate via meme.",
"You have to admit that the top sticker looks WAY too bright and janky. It is fishy to anyone who has seen enough of this \"dae person I don't like being dissed by someone stereotypically in their demographic\" stuff. ",
"[The Catholic church believes that evolution is real though.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution_and_the_Catholic_Church#Pope_Francis)\n",
"MAMA",
"From what I've read of the incident, my impression is that local white citizens decided to take things into their own hands with the bombings which escalated into riots. The planes were likely flown by local farmers.The government was only culpable as so far as they knew exactly what was happening and refused to intervene. So, while the government itself didn't coordinate this effort, they sure did turn a blind eye and let it happen which is pretty damning on its own.",
"Yes it does",
"This is so clearly photoshopped that it's kind of painful that this has been upvoted so many times",
"Sonic or GTFO.",
"Slogan: We've only blown up a couple of times. ",
"Here in America I'm eating a jelly doughnut and a sandwich made from ground beef, so I too have a Berliner and a hamburger.\n\n",
"I feel a Democrat that might have a chance at winning a Senate or Congress seat because of Trump.",
"Lmao bud it ain't yours anymore. Thunder up my dude",
"I mean how many folks from the 1920's would be on reddit?",
"No, that's not what it says. It's just less compressible around the text.",
"Might be?",
"Great analogy!",
"Have you ever heard of advertising? ",
"It's a prank by his buddies.",
"The pictures I see make it looks like a metropolis to rival Youngstown, Ohio.",
"I live in a shitty basement apartment in Toronto's east end for $825 a month. fuck!",
"Yeah Green Country is beautiful imho. Glad you liked it! ",
"I give this person a lot of credit for going out on a huge limb and the message is correct regardless of how it was submitted.",
"What the hell...\n\nLove, someone renting a 2 bedroom house in Seattle for $3250",
">So it's true, the left can't meme. I didn't belive the legends until I stumbled upon this sub. \n\nYou're doing a great job of proving the same true of the right. It's ok, though, God can't gift everyone a sense of humor",
"I was driving through Charlevoix, Michigan, and a pickup had a \"Obama scares me\" bumpersticker. The driver looked as though nothing satisfied him, but I'll bet he voted for trump.",
"Yeah, I feel. I'm 1br/shared bath in shitty Long Beach for $650. And it's a fucking steal.",
"This made me wonder about my state, and we do indeed have a Minnesota City, population 200. I don't know why but I imagined a city with a name like that being larger. ",
"You can approve of the policy while hating the person, and like the person while not approving the policy. For example, I really like Bernie Sanders, I think he's a good dude, but I disagree with him on just about everything.\n\nA lot of people hate Trump, but support his policy. ",
"I guess I am happy that they removed all the Obama is a Muslim Terrorist stickers and replaced with this.\n\nSeriously, if these types are doing this then Trump is in trouble. ",
"Don't forget Cut-and-Shoot, TX",
"hahahahahha yeah right",
"NYC - flex bedroom in box for $1800 per month.",
"Massachusetts just has weird names like Leicester, Needham, Satan’s Kingdom, Belchertown, Mashpee, Sandwich, Manchester-by-the-Sea, Marblehead, Sharon, Reading, and my favorite; Braintree. We used to have a Blubber Hollow back in the day, but Salem absorbed it.",
"Correct. ",
"I would argue that it *kinda* does. Presumably having a lot of people around you communicating views in various ways does help sway your mind a little bit. For example, if most of the folks in your community expressed a negative opinion of something, it's likely to push you in that direction as well.",
"Yeah, but you get to live in a more happenin' part of the country.\n",
"Anti choice party.",
"No. The rest of us knew he sucked.",
"1 per day, and 1.5 averaged across Sundays.",
"yeah but he's in fuckin oklahoma",
"He hit his on a lot valid points every where. I agree with him. ",
"That’s probably because you live in your fantasy suburbia land like the limousine liberal you are and you really couldn’t care about all the underlying issues California have that don’t effect you because of your privilege. Quite hypocritical for a Democrat but that’s the way the cookie crumbles in California. ",
"Oklahoma County had the lowest percentage of voters in the state that voted for Trump.",
"It is pronounced ARE-Kansas. And heaven help you if you pronounce it like the state. More people call it Ark City though.",
"As an Okie, this is not what I’d expect from a rural Oklahoman. ",
"Norman? Or Stillwater",
"In Missouri we have a town called Houston, which is in Texas County. \n\nWe also have Carthage, Nevada (Ne-vay-duh),Troy, Miami, Versailles (ver-sales), Japan, California, El Dorado (El Dor-ay-do), New Madrid (MAH-drid)...the list goes on, each with their own butchered pronunciation",
"Yeah San Jose really seems to be mediocre. What neighborhood?",
"MAMA I'm comming home!",
"Maybe some judges would. Dredd wouldn't. He has morals but his \"preprogramming\" makes him unable to break the law.",
"All you guys leaving are the reason nothing is here.",
"Massachusetts just has weird names like Leicester, Needham, Satan’s Kingdom, Belchertown, Mashpee, Sandwich, Manchester-by-the-Sea, Marblehead, Sharon, Reading, and my favorite; Braintree. We used to have a Blubber Hollow back in the day, but Salem absorbed it.",
"amazing! summer trip is now planned!",
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"My mortgage in OKC for a 1475 sq ft of 3 bed/2 bath is less than $1000 a month. It makes my sister that lives in Oakland cry. My little brother that lives in Paris, France won't even speak to me about it (his house is roughly the same size and only has one more bedroom because the garage was converted).",
"I was thinking the same thing, albeit in the past tense. (Finally got my ass out in '16.)",
"We gots a city it's actually kinds nice ",
"Enid, Edmond, Tulsa proper, OKC proper, Lawton, and Bartlesville are all decently expensive compared to the rest of the state. There's a few more that are frustrating but not as bad as those ",
"> Most pro-lifers see birth-control as evil\n\nThis is false. Some do, most don't.",
"I've never been so proud.",
"That said, looking at some of the media that my kooky family friends share on Facebook, maybe the back of this truck will better speak these people's language. They're not exactly swayed by well reasoned Economist articles. ",
"I imagine it serves the same purpose as car companies putting advertisments on TV. Nobody has seen one of those Mercedez-Benz ads where the car is sitting out in the driveway on Christmas morning with a big red bow on the hood and thought to themselves \"You know, I *should* take out a massive loan and saddle myself with a bunch of debt so I can buy a completely unnecessary car for my family member.* (At least, that's probably not why they pay so much for the ads. I'm sure *somebody*, *somewhere* has done it.)\n\nThey do it for brand recognition. ",
"Idk about other types, but oral contraceptives just prevent ovulation and some also thicken the cervical mucus, making it harder for sperm to travel through. I don’t think any of them are harmful to a zygote once it has formed, but I could be wrong!",
"I thought this sub didn't like photoshopped images...",
"Don't forget Texarkanaouisiana! It's in mississippi.",
"How are you going to afford your legal cannabis?!",
"Legal weed is becoming a bipartisan issue. The right is moving more toward libertarian and economic conservatism and away from religious conservatism. ",
"They also have the best theater within half an hour of where I live. ",
"What am I looking at?",
"It's never mentioned. Same with Rosewood (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosewood_massacre) along with other communities in that timeframe.",
"*Miranda*",
"Wrong. ",
"Yikes not on the side of Oklahoma I live in! We're currently paying $500 a month for a 1 bed / 1 bath. Rent is ridiculous here.",
"Can he trick out my truck as well?",
"Norman,",
"No Munich though!\n\nAnyway, I can do better than that. I'm eating an American right now.\n\n https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-3pLDqLJYRaA/TXCrynHtItI/AAAAAAAAALk/WpL0vCcQIXA/s1600/Amerikaner+11.JPG (Amerikaner to be precise)",
"But honestly, when was America ever really moral?",
"I know of a guy whose whole back of his car is cover in conspircy/Abolish the IRS, BullShit.",
"Leave. I pay substantially less for housing in Tahoe than I did in Mountain View and what I don't pay in CA taxes covers all of my living expenses.",
"That's funny coming from someone whose English sounds exactly like what you'd expect from a foreign propagandist.",
"**Carthage Delenda Est**",
"My family is from there. Trust me, you don't want to go to Oklahoma. It's like Texas but more meth",
"$900 for a three bed two bath. Less than half a mile from a major university and in the other direction half a mile the downtown area with dozens of restaurants and bars. And the rents in this county are the highest in the state. Mississippi.",
"Can't get to paradise without going through blue balls and intercourse",
"I live in North OKC near Edmond. I've seen another red truck, similar to this, with similar decals. It said something about \"trump pence and sessions are the new axis of evil\" and like two other big messages. Another black truck with smaller decals as well. Honestly, I think it takes big balls around here to have all that knowing how many idiots when key your car. ",
"Jesus Christ, do I hate Edmond. Rich rednecks and cops who have nothing better to do than pull over every single car they see.",
"Goes great with Hershey PA. Headquarters of the chocolate company, of course.",
"If you want to own things come to Texas plenty of engineering jobs here. What type of engineering are you studying?",
"Yeah, this shit is terrible.\n\nI can tell by the pixels.",
"Even one makes you a nerd",
"Nice find bro",
"Good bot",
"Lol, okay. I like how you \"know\" and that you deem others don't. ",
"I was in Oklahoma once, I was kinda bland and that is coming from an Ohio guy. Still had fun, it was just really flat and not many trees. Not used to that. ",
"Nothing beats George WA",
"I was really hoping that the next comment down your tree was going to be the more musically inclined meme people, but no. It is just bitching instead. Reddit officially gave me a sad for the day.",
"It's just you. It ALL looks photoshopped",
"I hear you. I was renting a 950 sq ft 1bed/1bath near Sacramento for $1550 a month last year before we bought our house. I’m sure it’s gone up since with everyone moving out here from the Bay Area because it’s “cheaper.”",
"This confuses the Reddit.",
"I'm paying $550 mortgage for 5 bed, 2.5bath, 2560sqft house on 1.25 acre in Texas... With taxes and insurance in escrow, it comes out to $792 per month...\n\nYou should really buy instead of rent, if you can. Rent is becoming too much even in the rural parts. \n\nI'm in DFW. My rent prior to purchasing was nearly $1000 per month. I can now afford my own house and a car for the same price... If it's hard to save a lot, look into an FHA loan. My brother did it and they only required 3.5% down and it had to be stationary (no mobile homes). ",
"The fact that our country needs this is so embarrassing. Like the rest of the fuckin world is thinking \"Yeah, ok. We know. We just want one goddamn day without hearing about your stupid childish bullshit so fuck off.\" on the biggest forum of free thought ever in the history of humanity. This sucks. ",
"You had to dig pretty deep into those comments to find that. Kinda creepy tbh, cant you just argue the point on the table or stfu instead of going ad-hominem?",
"When did Trump embrace New York Democrat power broker politician / child molester Anthony \"Carlos Danger\" Weiner? ",
"Never thought I'd agree with pickup-truck political ads.",
"Shhh! dont rock the boat\n\n",
"I agree with your premise, but I also would ask you, How many liberals do you think adamantly believe people on the right are wrong without a good understanding of a candidates platforms and intentions? \n\nI agree that people should definitely be more informed. I try to read about each candidate before voting, and I vote about 75% republicans 25% democrat, depending on the candidate.",
"Every time that someone uses this website, someone else eventually chimes in on why it's bullshit. ",
"Well...just barely over half. ",
"Oh man. New York is bad too. Mexico, Poland, Greece, Florida, Alabama, Russia, Troy, and also a Carthage. And that's off the top of my head. There's so many more.",
"This looks shooped. I know. I’ve seen some shops in my time. ",
"I should also mention that my property taxes and insurance are covered in the $1000.",
"This is my kind of redneck.",
"Ah, replied to the wrong comment. meant the one above you.",
"That makes me want to cry. I spend $750/month for a bedroom and a shared bath in Boston. Not even the nice part of Boston. ",
"uh-oes somebody gun die.",
"There’s a growing sense that they didn’t sign up for this crap out there. ",
"I'm no trump fan but this just seems photoshoped. Or even Painted using ms paint. ",
"You people do know that it has just been shown the DNC was paying women to accuse trump of being a predator right? There is no basis anywhere for him to be a racist. Lying? He's a politician now aint he?",
"One time I saw a bumper sticker that said \"end lifetime alimony in New Jersey\" which I had never really thought about, but considering it for one second I thought \"lifetime does seem like a lot, especially if it's a young couple.\" So, I guess that bumper sticker persuaded me.",
"Dude, salt is expensive man. Can't we like, just enslave them like we did the last two times?",
"I'm living in a lower-middle class suburb of West Phoenix with a similar sized house, 2 and a half bath, for 1200/mo for comparison's sake.",
"U got in through the waitlist??? Lucky",
"Brought to you by ‘the southern Baptist chapter of the knights of evangelical freedom league of seventh day protestants’",
"That truck has been keyed. A lot.",
"Most people hate the guy destroying their country ",
"A very reasoned, well thought out and non confrontational comment. It's a bold strategy cotton let's see if it pays off for him",
"Something something mom and son have sex",
"Did a tour though the US ten years ago and noted Oklahoma wasn't like the rest of the Southern US. Saw quite a few anti-Bush signs outside people's houses along with bumper stickers. Had an interesting and informative conversation about America's attitude towards France with a local outside a cafe in Chelsea. ",
"1br/1ba in a good part of San Diego.... 1775... If I wasn't married we couldn't afford it period. ",
"This whole truck looks like an /r/oldpeoplefacebook post. DISCUSTING!",
"WOKE",
"that’s not what passive aggressive means though",
"I’m going to bet ferry county?",
"Never lived even with 2 hours of OKC and literally everyone I know refers to it as \"the city\"",
"MAMA is proven name branding",
"I'm not saying you're wrong, but how does the image you link prove that this is photoshopped? I'm no expert but it just looks like a grainy version.",
"That definitely took longer then I thought to get picked up...lmao",
"My HOA alone is $750/mo... ",
"I bought a brand new two story 3000 sf brick home with hardwood and tile floors, granite countertops, 4 br, 3 ba, large game room, on .75 acres for $238k. Just outside of Memphis. People that move here from CA just can’t believe it. Downside? Living just outside of Memphis. ",
"Have a salute for not only partially retracting after reconsidering, but using the strike through instead of a complete edit or deletion. ",
"Spot on.... \n\nThese are Facebook news readers with short tempers and low IQ.... Regardless of political siding",
"MAMA",
"How come some of those have the 'new' prefix while others don't? Did they not know there was already a China and an Athens when they named them?",
"Not in anyway. I don't generally support law enforcement, but I have friends who do. It's something that you're raised with, especially if you have relatives that are cops. It doesn't always have a lot to do with politics.",
"If I had some bitcoin I'd gild you 0-3000 times :(",
"Same city",
"lol bannon isnt in the white house anymore ",
"I get about 30 m2 (about 900 sq. feet) in Iceland. In an apartment owned by the national college and subsidized by the government. \n\nThat for $900-950. \n\nHe'll, I did some calculations the other day and a new apartment in this 200.000 people \"city\" costs as much as a new apartment in Singapore, a city with very limited space and 5.6 million residents. \n\nSingapore is 767 km2 while Reykjavik is 1000 km2... It's fucking mental.",
"Oregon has an Oregon City, so the municipal vehicles all say City of Oregon City, Oregon on them.",
"North County here, paying upwards of $1300 for my 1 bedroom apartment in a not-great area.\n\nIt's amazing that I still wouldn't trade it for a cheaper place in Riverside County, let alone Oklahoma.",
"Haven't you ever heard of never trumpers?\n\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Republicans_who_opposed_the_Donald_Trump_presidential_campaign,_2016",
"Don't lead me astray with your artsy fartsy shat. I am gullible. ",
"I mean, I did my research prior to voting. “Lol”\n\n",
"That wouldn't work these days.",
"Pretty sure most people would consider 40 floors a sky scraper. ",
"Ruburbia. \n\nYou may remember it from the Penelope Spheeris film about Oklahoma.",
"Plenty of google fiber. Assuming you eat the box",
"I didn't know someone could be both a law enforcement supporters and Trump hater.",
"Can they even see out that window?",
"I see what you did there",
"I was grew up in SJ. I once took a friend to visit and I asked him what he thought of the place. He said, \"I give it a solid B minus \". I have never laughed so hard in my life. So accurate. ",
"Is that part of a condo unit or is it a house? How much are utilities/services? (Gas, electric, cable/internet, ...)",
"You can drive a truck and still be emotionally disturbed\n",
"Ugh, people that have that on the front bumper drive like psychopaths. They have no regard for traffic laws. I always try to cut them off.",
"Im a russian agent who comments in fifa, starwars, philly flyers and entrepreneurship subreddits. You caught me \n",
"Trump 2020 ",
"Carl's Corner, TX is a town named so the owner of Carl's Corner could get free advertising on I-35. Carl's Corner is a truck stop with a stripper pole. Between Waco and Dallas along with the Dome People and the Overly Religious Junk Yard. ",
"Need more startups. ",
"Hey I’m moving to LA soon! Yay! I’m not looking forward to the rent but i am looking forward to the beach, the sun, and all my friends.",
"I dunno that anyone would take the time to put each letter in a proper place and for it all to be aligned that correctly. ",
"Replace Hillary with anybody with a D next to their name and you have it. Jesus Christ himself could come back and run as a Democrat and plenty of Christian conservatives would vote against him as its better than a Democrat.",
"So like $180,000\n\nWait it's $210,000\n\nOkay you pay $140,000",
"uhhh except 3 million more people voted for her.....",
"*than",
"MAMA...had a much nicer ring to it.",
"Oh look, at least one person in OK reads the news.",
"That's not what that means.",
"Nah it just provides more lube to everyone who wants to keep circle jerking",
"Sir, you forget yourself. Pennsylvania has the best names and I'll give them to you by category. \n\nPotential Sexual Innuendos: Blue Ball, Intercourse, Bird-in-Hand, Virginville, Climax, Fertility, Hazard, Jugtown, Puseyville, Big Beaver, Beaver Springs, Beaver Town, Beaver Falls\n\nConfusing: California, Dallas, Houston, Jersey Shore, Mexico, Indiana, Wyoming, Versailles Alexandria, Athens, Bethlehem, Damascus, Dublin, Egypt, Media, Lebanon, Liverpool, Luxor, Milwaukee, Moscow, Nazareth, Nebraska, Newfoundland, Norwegian, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rome, Saint Petersburg, Scotland, Washington, Warsaw\n\nJust Strange: Apollo, Mars, Punxsutawney, Asylum, Crackersport, Burnt Cabins, Moon, Pancake, Pigeon, Pillow, Slippery Rock\n\n",
"No. I am suggesting that there are associations with American conservatives and slavery, and that a lot of the same mentalities have gotten passed over to new topics as time has gone by.\n\nBut being pro-life is effectively supporting slavery, so I guess that's valid.",
"That truck loud",
"not what I expected on the back of a pickup truck, but alright.",
"/r/politicalhumor will love this",
"There’s also a Roma, Texas. If they weren’t on completely opposite sides of the state, Roma vs. Carthage would make for a good high school football rivalry. ",
"yeh because im going to vote based on what your car says. also whos we man everybody wants different things. its not like the dems are 'more right' than the republicans or vice versa",
"nice photoshopping skills.",
"https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7np4wt/_/ds3ib3v\n\nHow good are those photoshops Sherlock?",
">North Cleveland\n\nThat's fantastic considering it's south of Cleveland.",
"Fry? is that you..?",
"Yeah. It's kind of surprising more people don't know about the sharp political devide we've have. It was pretty heated a while back, and a substantial amount of people were discussing secession. That was before redistricting helped balance out the state, but it still has its moments. You still see tons of billboards along I-90 about how they (Easterners) \"can't let Seattle win.\" Interesting stuff.",
"I did. You can land a job anywhere, but I won’t lie — knowing people helps.",
"Thank You! Thank You! Thank You! ",
">He disrespects women but embraces child molesters.\n\nThat's an unusual redeeming quality.",
"It's pretty crafty. Speaking the vernacular language of the people who need to read the message.",
"Someone has never been to a rich suburb and seen all the soccer moms with stickers for their kids' athletic teams on the back of their Lexuses and BMWs. Also, \"13.1\" and \"26.2\", or otherwise references to cycling / skiing / rock climbing / triathlons. Also, those little circle stickers with geographic abbreviations, usually an abbreviation for wherever their vacation home is.",
"Mormons don't have an official doctrine regarding life beginning at conception, but many of them individually are skeptical of plan b type birth control. There's does not appear to be a Mormon opposition to IUDs and IVF, for r instance. That said, your mileage will vary between different Mormons, since there is not an official belief about when exactly life begins, just that it does before birth.",
"Thank you for confirming my suspicion. Yes, the man is not well liked among a lot of Redditors, but don't continue the fucking circle jerk. Want change? Then get active.",
"God can’t penetrate 1/8 inch of latex. ",
"similar to my area in Massachusetts. For a pretty blue state, “south shore” (south of boston alongside rhode island, but not the cape) is pretty deep red. In the summer I see a “TRUMP: NO MORE BULLSHIT” and confederate flags on raised pickup trucks a few times during my 30min commute.",
"I pay 1.5x that just in property tax per month in NJ... ugh. With the new tax reform bill I can’t even deduct all of my property tax anymore. Sad.",
"/r/forwardsfromgrandma ",
"Yeah. And we can still fly anywhere we want to. Honestly it makes vacations way better. Imagine if you go from New York to LA, or San Francisco. Meh, all got the same shit. Now imagine coming from somewhere where the biggest events are Barbeque events, Pub Crawls, and everyone still has an iPhone 5. Literally everything is amazing. I took a trip to Atlanta last year, it was like visitng the future. If I went to San Francisco I'd probably shit myself in amazement. ",
"They are wildly outnumbered within the conservative camp.",
"WV has the most towns named after foreign cities actually!",
"> As my religion teacher put it \"Taking birth control denies God's will should he want to create life. \n\nHow can you deny the will of God if he's meant to be omnipotent?\n\nLike, couldn't you argue that taking birth control is just as much gods will as popping out kids is? After all, God let both of them happen, and he is all powerful, so....",
"Shit, somebody bombed Slaughterville?",
"To get everything that straight, would take some time. Not saying it is not real, just a shit ton of effort to keep everything lined up right like that. ",
"Yeah but you live in San Diego and not Norman. ",
"You win. Lol. \n\nBut on a parting note, imagine being on the front page of the Logan Banner(local paper) with the headline “Big Ugly Woman Dies”",
"Isn't Okie a slur?",
"I see nothing wrong here. Go Okies.",
"With a vinyl cutter you can print/cut out long strips of individual letters that can all applied at once. I mean, they're still likely a crackpot, but lets get our decal related technology correct.",
"Just head over to /r/CFB after last night's games. Plenty of salt available there.",
"I'm a life long NYer, 40 years old, family full of Irish NYPD. We've known Trump is a fraud and a con man for decades. Wake up, people.",
"Have an upvote",
"And Rolla is named for Raleigh, NC but with really bad spelling.",
"Guys like this assumed for the better part of 40 years that faithfully pulling the ‘R’ lever made them moral, and if a Republican won that was moral.\n\nThen came Trump.",
"I can't be the only one that thinks this looks incredibly fake.",
"http://fotoforensics.com\n\nThe site provides digital forensics which can detect Photoshop noise. ",
"> Evangelical christians: any BC is fine except for \"Plan B\" emergency..they believe since life begins at conception, you are preventing a fertilized zygote from attaching to the uterine wall = abortion\n\nDitto for IUDs.",
"ARRRGH! It's like smelling a flower and noticing it stuck a treble hook up your nose.",
"Yeah? So did others on both sides. Turns out, what you \"know\" isn't much and the \"I'm better than you because you voted for a guy I hate!\" Is hilarious. Keep on hating, man!",
"1, Predator Fraud? \n\n2, Trump supports Law Enforcement moreso than Hillary... Which was our only other option (Don't give me that third party shit. I'm libertarian but they aren't a viable option due to the sheer lack of votes. One person won't change that.)\n\n3, If women want equality, then they are fair game as is a man. Why would someone who is equal deserve special treatment? Special treatment is inequality with rainbow sprinkles.\n\n4, Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and they are all shitty. A Prius decked out in MAGA shit is just as idiotic as a Truck decked out in this shit.",
"Carthage Needs to keep an eye on rhome, tx",
"Oh Mama",
"They are, look at this post, posted at almost the same time as your post.\n\n\n\n*Edit, I am wrong OP posted more pics\n\n\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7np4wt/meanwhile_in_rural_oklahoma/ds3ib3v/",
"If their politics were reversed, this would be up on r/trashy",
"Yeah, and you can't buy beer at the liquor store. ",
"I'm surprised that u/TrumpVotersAreNazis can't figure out how our democratically elected president is still in power",
"Yeah this thread is shitting on us pretty hard. Used to it. I blame our government leaders for keeping us at the very bottom, barely above Mississippi and Alabama in terms of overall reputation.",
"Lmao!! Laugh of the day! ",
"MAMA",
">last edited 2 minutes ago\n\nThis is what it sounds like when apostrophes cry. Bless",
"I don't know, that's only 4A. Have you seen how large the rosters get in 6A? It's outrageous!",
"And here I thought my \"Starving children should be fed\" decals were in style. ",
"Not everyone on Reddit thinks the same as the hive. There are plenty of people on Reddit who don't care about up-votes.",
"What part of Oklahoma are you from? I’m in Tulsa, and I have always heard people call it “OKC.”",
"For when you want to make sure your opponents will never hear you.\n\nPreaching to the choir 101.",
"Visit a Baptist church in western Iowa. I'll show you a bunch of them.",
"Heh, I used to have to play in piano recitals in Edinburg.",
"Exactly. When I moved to Colorado I was expecting the stereotype that it's super liberal. Turns out that outside of the couple big \"progressive\" cities, it's a lot of mountain people and farmers and hunters, aka conservative.",
"Photoshop noise detector. fotoforensics.com. ",
"1 Br condo in DC- you don’t wanna know",
"I live an hour away from Santa Claus, Indiana.",
"That looks like some bad photoshop ",
">\"members of the_donald\"\n\n\n\n\nI've never understood this. Like, do you consider yourself a \"member\" of any particular sub? Are you \"from\" a sub when you comment here? Why is it different for that one?",
"youre right. im moving to somalia. will make my annual 3 weeks of travel way better! ",
"there are obviously individuals such as yourself in each religion who buck the norm..but officially Catholic church only allows the rhythm method. I know plenty of evangelical christians and mormons that believe even regular birth control (condoms, pill, IUD) is a sin because of the whole \"be fruitful and multiply\" and \"children are a blessing from God\" scripture passages. \n\nAlso, even though many pro-lifers are not anti-birth control for everyone else, I guarantee you that the vast majority do not want sex ed in public schools besides abstinence-only education. I guess if we hand out condoms kids will have even more of the sex /s",
"shouldn't that be called an Obama?",
"i think this is more of a signal of dissent than a persuasion tactic",
"That's interesting. I've gotten a lot of private religious group support for years(food, rent assistance, etc) and never heard any propaganda other than the odd church brochure with my free grocery cart full of food every month.",
"Even more oddly, we are wired with psychological traits that prevent us from accepting new knowledge even when provided proper evidence. Wish I could remember what it was called. \n\nBasically, we’re screwed either way. ",
"Its photoshoped anyway",
"Thats a conservative",
"Lawton, Muscogee, Tahlequah, and Okmulgee are the bluest towns in OK.",
"One of the effects of bumper stickers, memes, Facebook posts is not that it convinces other people of their message, but it normalises the message, which is also important and impactful.",
"That's some ballsy shit to put on your car anywhere in the Midwest.",
"/r/trashy",
"but how else will people behind me in traffic know how i feel about various things?",
">How many liberals do you think adamantly believe people on the right are wrong without a good understanding of a candidates platforms and intentions? \n\nOkay well if you carefully read my post I stated both sides are guilty of doing this so I'm not sure what point you're trying to make?\n\n",
"Went there for the Warriors game last year. Surprisingly awesome city. Also, a surprisingly high number of MILFs.",
"It's because of laws restricting the height of all buildings. It's so the view of the landscape isn't obstructed.",
"what is google fiber supposed to be again",
"$920 for a single room in a shared house with a shared bathroom with 2 others, about 30 minutes outside of DC",
"New York checking in, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MAN are you serious?!?! ...how...how is this even possible?! Like... these prices still exist in 2018?? Plz tell me you're trolling =[ ",
"Seems like reddit is pretty split politically.",
"Man, I hope this guy doesn't need to see out of his back window... ever.\n\nOh wait, nevermind, the text is photoshopped on anyway, so he's just fine.",
"For most of the country, they're rural, also.",
"You say that like it's a bad thing. We don't have \"liquor stores,\" we have state owned \"Wine and Spirits\" stores. They are much fewer and farther between than beer distributers. ",
"And they're always so fucking *loud!* The nerve of some people, honestly. ",
"If it's not photoshop , the guy's a moron, not gor what he wrote but obscuring the rear view with those huge ass stickers . ",
"Not to be mistaken with the jail!",
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"Norman?",
"But when are we getting the Slurm?",
"> you have to live in Oklahoma\n\nMan it's kinda funny how obnoxious people from Seattle got. Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse with all the California transplants ...",
"looks PS'd to me",
"If it makes you feel any better. I can't afford $950 a month for a nice house.",
"I am 40 now, and when I was a little kid, everyone stared at any woman driving any kind of truck. It was a rarity and we lived in country and went to the city fairly often. Women for the most part did not drive trucks until the late 80's without being stared at. And i mean just pick up trucks. That has changed a lot since then!!! ",
"I know a girl from Indiana, PA. Jimmy Stewart is from there too.",
"What ",
"and? \n\nyou've also got your Washington city Utah. \n\noh and also there's 2 Arkansas cities apparently. one of which is in Arkansas. \n\n>All told there are roughly 113 places named after states – with a grand total of 38 of them being named Washington, which is more or less a tribute to our first President than to the state of Washington\n\nhttps://weekendroady.com/2012/02/13/places-named-after-states/",
"I had a Sanders sticker on my car in the conservative mid cities of DFW. Was never keyed surprisingly. Also had a flying spaghetti monster (tho it wasn't obvious unless you understood what FSM stood for) and an LGBT sticker on it. No keying, surprisingly.\n\nIt was recently totaled but that's unrelated. ",
"dems could have won if they had a candidate that wasn't pure garbage. ",
"There's a lot of jokes made at the expense of the \"rhythm method\" (as well as withdrawal) but it's actually a LOT more effective than people would have you believe. My wife and I aren't religious by any means, but we didn't use contraceptives for years without getting pregnant. Charting basal body temperature is super effective at calculating when ovulation is occurring.",
"Okay, you win.",
"I would also love to pay a fee to drive down the street I live on.",
"Ark City is a fucking toxic dump of the kind you'd see in some 80s comedy. It's also pronounced \"Ar-Kansas,\" because Arkansah is too hoity toity apparently.",
"They should sell some coke-lahoma.",
"I think it's more along the lines of a shitty underfunded education system, poor roads and infrastructure, and tons of new earthquakes!\n\nLike really you'd have a hard time finding a worse managed state. Oh wait Kansas is right there!\n\nThe thing is, Oklahoma has money, they have natural gas and oil, plus tons of great jobs in those industries. But the divide between haves and have nots is, in my opinion, really big.",
"They both have art scenes, good night life. Tulsa at least is fairly liberal. It's a great place. Our state government sucks though. ",
"This guy has tinted his windows before. ",
"Fwiw, Mormonism does not have an opposition to evolution, just old quotes from old individual church leaders that didn't like it.",
"That's insane 2 br 2 ba apartment in Houston. 928 Sq ft for 1040 a month. If I come to Oklahoma you wanna set me up with a job? I'll take minimum wage at that point. Lol",
"I could instantly tell this is Oklahoma because of the dry yellow grass, the barren trees, and the perpetually gray sky. ",
"Black market. Avoid the taxes and markups. ",
"I agree. ",
"[The best kind of correct](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hou0lU8WMgo)",
"Missouri has a Carthage too. It's about an hour south of Nevada :)\n",
"\n> not sure I have ever heard 1 positive statement about Tulsa, Oklahoma\n\nTulsa’s downtown has beautiful Art Deco buildings and some great restaurants.",
"Not sure what that image is trying to show but without knowing what you filtered out, it could literally mean anything.",
"You’re reading a ton into my words, fella. Sorry your having a crisis of conscience but that’s on you, not me.\n\nKeep on having a great New Year! ",
"What part of SD? If you're not too picky, check out East County. Sure it's not La Jolla, but there are some decent neighborhoods around Blossom Valley or Alpine. It's about 25 mins away from downtown, though.\n\nI have a roommate and we charge him $500 for 1br/1ba in 3br/3ba. ",
"It's Oklahoma so...",
"What if you're [bad at spotting photoshops](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7np4wt/meanwhile_in_rural_oklahoma/ds3ib3v/)?\n\nWhat if Trump actually is [losing his base](https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/trumps-popularity-has-dipped-most-in-red-states/) in red states?\n\nWhat if it turns out you're the circlejerker with little regard for actual facts?",
"Dude try it. I've spent the last 5 years bouncing back between Oklahoma City and Syria. I grew up in DC and everything was boring to me. Now literally everything is amazing. I wake up pumped I can still breathe and use all my limbs. ",
"You re probably gerrymandered to shit.",
"Replace Trump with Hillary on these stickers and it actually makes sense",
"How does pro life logic work post birth? Do most pro lifers support universal healthcare, homeless initiatives and funding better education in underserved communities?",
"Here in Georgia...well, I'll let the poet CD Wright handle it:\n\n>In Rome (likewise-built-on-seven-hills), Georgia, the citizens hail their fellows as Romans. We never found the Forum. The arrows continued pointing right. And a sculpture of Remus and Romulus. Given by Il Duce to the Romans of Georgia. Stored in a root cellar during the war.\n\n>It follows that in Athens, Georgia, the citizens hail their fellows as Athenians.\n\n>West of Rome is Poetry. Poetry, Georgia. Wonder who lives there.",
"[People think they're oh-so-clever around here](https://i.imgur.com/tw3K1T9.png).",
"I drove through there once and thought it was the coolest name ever. I later found out about the game show and was a little disappointed. Still a cool name though. ",
"I mean, it'll raise awareness, but you're still a weirdo",
"Apparently I didn't carefully read it! Sorry about that.",
"Ok....where did you find a 3bd for 330 a month that wasnt in North 8mile Tulsa? I'd love to find a house that cheap.",
"I'm hoping this is true because I do not relish the idea of taking pills that alter my hormones, or sticking a foreign copper object up my V...sounds like asking for trouble.",
"Look at laws banning contraceptives in the US and Ireland up until the last few decades. From personal experience, my grandmother is adamantly opposed to birth control.",
"YOURE DOING AMAZING SWEETY 📸",
"Texas has Dish,tx. they changed the name of the town to get free dish network satellite tv for its residence",
"Bingo. Hopeful that this changes in the next two years. ",
"How does that contradict Trump bashing?",
"Its not tht bad..im two too three hours away from the most amazing safest cities in the midwest..Chicago Cleveland Detroit indianapolis Columbus..wait nvm 😒",
"It is my understanding that Plan B does not act as an abortifacient but prevents implantation in an egg that has yet to be fertilized. Does Plan B affect fertilized eggs?",
"His ass.\n\nSource: My ass.",
"CARTHAGO DELENDA EST!",
"MKULTRA is a lie! We’ve never committed a coup against a democratically elected foreign government! Tuskegee experiments? What are those?",
"Yeah... but it's Texas...",
"Or woman's.\n\nAnd I'd personally not associate with anyone who thinks...\n\nthat dark red is a good color for a car. Make it a couple shades lighter, at least.",
"I've been on three continents, and Skidmore, Missouri is the creepiest fucking place I've ever been. I just drove through it,a nd it felt like a Goosebumps book. Turns out there are all kinds of unsolved murders and disappearances going back to the 8800s",
"I don’t but I’ll check it out ",
"It has less to do with abortions than education and access to proper healthcare and after-birth support. \n\nIf you believe you won't be able to support a life why would you produce it? Many who have abortions are very young. They fear what their parents might do, what society will think, that their life is over, etc. They don't know the options and only have fear to cling to. \n\nEducation about the support programs results in allowing that support to be used. Once that support is being properly used a lot of the fear subsides that ones future is not over. \n\nIf someone is properly educated on contraceptives(which I understand some are extremely against) they will use them correctly and not have an unplanned pregnancy which will result in them feeling, for whatever reason, that they need an abortion. ",
"London, WV is out on Rt. 61 past Smithers. That’s about the only ones I know of. ",
"deleted ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^0.5325 [^^^What ^^^is ^^^this?](https://pastebin.com/FcrFs94k/80709)",
"What a username. Didn't know Dan Harmon lurked in between his drunken rants about facile bullshit. ",
"You know, the first black US president who's shown they're just as corrupt as the white ones.",
"We got a Chili’s here, I think they’re open ‘til 11. ",
"Those come back with the same noise consistent with digital alterations. ",
"I honestly can't tell if you're trolling or serious",
"Well they'll all be dead soon. I don't think people opposed to birth control constitute any sort of majority in any group, though.",
"I do.",
"Meanwhile, I put a Trump sticker on my car and it's been serially vandalized, but tell me how great and moral the \"Resist\" crowd is.",
"Our politicians here would agree.",
"When were you paying $330 for rent? I currently live in Tulsa and pay $780 for a 1br apartment. Rent has been going up all over the city. It's been a very long time since I've found a place within the $300 range.",
"Im renting a 3bd 2 bath for 1500\n\nIn fucking florida",
"Oh I don't blame ya, but most houses around here would go for a million plus, so renting is the best option right now for me to enjoy living on the beach. I have too much credit card debt to qualify for a large mortgage :(",
"Everyone calls it \"That one theater that used to be called Sandstone.\"\n",
"New York has a similar problem. Several of those names are also the [names of towns in upstate NY](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_towns_in_New_York), plus more like Mexico, Chili (pronounced Chai-lai), Ithaca, Alabama, Bath, Bristol, Essex, Harrisburg, Horseheads, Madrid, Maine, New Albion, New Baltimore, New Berlin, New Bremen, New Castle, New Hartford, New Haven, New Hudson, New Lebanon, New Lisbon, New Paltz, New Scotland, and New Windsor, Ohio, Palmyra, Salem, Symrna, Sparta, Waterloo, Washington, Worcester, and York. Also, a bunch of names, Haudenosaunee or not, which are pronounced in a way completely divorced from their orthography, enough that a local radio station made a parody song about it called \"We Didn't Say Your Town Right\". ",
"Not taking sides... but the Morning After Pill IS an abortion... that's how it works. Abortion vs Birth Control isn't determined by whether it's given in pill form.",
"I think people just think of Seattle when they think of Washington. They see a city surrounded by evergreen forests and water and mountains and are like, \"yup, that's Washington,\" when right on the other side of that mountain range there's rural plains and desert that's *also* Washington.",
"This isn't my view, but I've got enough Catholic schooling to tell you how the people who think this way are likely to respond:\n\nGod is all powerful but he also gave human's free will. To use his omnipotence to over ride your choices strips those choices of all meaning and consequence. God wants you to do the right thing in accordance with his master plan, but if he forced you, you'd be nothing more than a puppet on a string.\n\nAgain, this not my view, but that's the argument they're likely to make.",
"I knew the top line in white letters looked off. ",
"I'm aware of it.\n\nMy grandfather probably participated in the riots. My dad told me a story about how grandpa got a Black man to be more \"respectful\" at work by saying he'd been in Tulsa.\n\nThe man died before I was born, and he was very cagey about past, so it's taken years to piece stuff together. A lot of what we've figured out shows that my grandfather was a racist piece of trash, unfortunately.",
"What's crazy is that cardinals in the 1960s were overwhelmingly in support of revising the Catholic Church's view to allow the use of contraception, but the pope overruled them at the time.",
">Source: My ass.\n\n\n\nSounds like a pretty good source ;)",
"No, this one gets a solid pass. These are really weird times with really weird and horrible people as leaders, I think the lease people can do is fill out about it without having to feel shamed or awkward about it LOL",
"No not since the 70/80s",
"What *I* filtered out? \n\nWhy not take two seconds and put the image through fotoforensics.com yourself?",
"Tightwad, MO is my favorite. And yes, there's even a Tightwad Bank.",
"How does that make sense? ",
"LMAO, I think you gave as good as you got my friend : ). ",
"I would give you gold but I'm broke",
"A lot of it goes by the principle of if you see something a lot you might check it out.\n\nJust using this picture as an example if enough people see bumper stickers of a position that is against Donald Trump when they get home they might Google some counter points. Probably won't change their mind but a few will.\n\nA lot of politics and marketing boils down to touching a lot of people with your message a lot of times. The overwhelming majority of people will not be swayed but what your saying but eking out a few people here or there and pay big dividends.",
"There's an Athens, Paris, London, Frankfort, Lexington, Corinth, Glasgow, Florence, Newport, Mt. Vernon, Monticello, Richmond, Versailles, Sparta, and Washington in Kentucky.",
"> extremely psychotic\n\nThat seems a bit over the top.",
"Dude I'm super serious lmao. I've just had a really weird life. ",
"Phoenix is basically Desert LA. Look at [Seattle's skyline](https://imgur.com/a/3adun) and compare it to [Phoenix](https://imgur.com/a/DjWCi)",
"And the photo OP posted two more, confirming that it's most likely real. ",
"Ya I've heard that, about the whole FAA restrictions with downtown being so close to Sky Harbor's glide path. It's just that people see Phoenix and it has less \"perceived density\" as even like Colombus, OH because it's so spread out.",
"Indeed. It is another trap that needs to be re-branded but it's their best weapon. ",
"I dunno, coming from a 7 child evangelical family and going to church in the deep south, there were plenty of families with 5+ kids. BC wasn't frowned upon but plenty of families choose not to use it. ",
"I'd suggest you backtrack a bit and understand how that tool works before you use it. You're not the photo expert you think you are.\n\n[Exhibit A](http://fotoforensics.com/analysis.php?id=76937bc2a5c919b2ff5d0135ccff05d531f40025.50954)\n\n[Exhibit B](http://fotoforensics.com/analysis.php?id=8133200172a1a8b200e458c067ed092d21bddd8a.70891)",
"\"Well I suppose birth control is okay, but me and my children don't need it because we are upstanding morally righteous churchgoers who will just be abstinent until marriage through sheer force of will.\"",
"https://i.imgur.com/jHsVobJ.jpg ",
"Shhh! You're embarrassing me, dad!",
"Photoshopped ",
"Fake news. ",
"Same here, I mean it's on a sticker. Someone went through some degree of effort to get them printed. Gotta be true",
"( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)",
"[BEGONE CARTHAGINIAN SCUM](http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/315/535/003.jpg)",
"My wife has an IUD now. Obviously, it's your body and you can do what you want, but honestly, it's been amazing. It's not something she can feel at all or that she even has to think about.",
"It was just a prank, bro, I was only trolling. Definitely not a communist. Capitalism’s the best, btw, I love having my excess labor reappropriated.",
"> tallest building is 40 floors\n\nThey would just melt anyway if they built them any higher. Phoenix is an affront to god.",
"Nah, it’s pretty much west of El Reno",
"I suppose \"member\" would be defined as a person (or persons) who subscribes to a certain subreddit, or maybe just frequents said subreddit.\n\nBut I do agree that i've seen the term thrown around quite often.",
"Could you hook me up with some more info about pro-choice policy/ abortion rate connection? I've tried some googling but couldn't find much.",
"Maybe it's not the karma they're after. Maybe they're trying to sway the conservative base in America by providing images they can relate to. They're obviously gullible and easily manipulated, why not use the same tactics the GOP uses on their own constituents for a more righteous cause.",
"Two Guns \nShow Low \nBagdad \nWhy \nNothing \nArizona",
"> *Because trumptards, duh!*",
"Cairo is down 50. I read a article about it, apparently tons of them. I miss WV dearly and can't wait till I can move back.",
"Not defending Trump but when was he convicted of rape? Aren’t people innocent until proven guilty?",
"Hey we have 2 whole cities and only one got bombed ! That’s like a 50% not bombed rate!\n",
"The best one I’ve seen: an old guy in a pickup had written “It’s a speed limit NOT A MINIMUM” and was going 60 on the interstate.",
"Damnit now I have to Google the definition of \"affront\".",
"Regarding *Plan B*\n\n> they believe since life begins at conception, you are preventing a fertilized zygote from attaching to the uterine wall = abortion\n\nThis one is just awful considering *Plan B* works in two ways: The one you described, and by stopping a woman from ovulating if she hadn't already. \n\nOnly 30%ish of fertilized eggs actually attach to the uterine wall, the majority are expelled through menstruation. So gambling on the ceasing ovulation part (which doesn't interfere with religions who are okay with hormonal BC) really increases the chances of falling pregnant with having a blanket statement of \"No Plan B\". \n\nPersonally, I think these religious people are insulting their god-- he/she will have their will down no matter what humans do. I guess I don't understand why \"baby shit\" even falls under \"god things\". Sex being religion's business is so strange to me. And the government being there is even worse. \n\nTo quote Pierre Elliot Trudeau (PM Justin Trudeau's father): There's no place for the state in the nation's bedroom. He said this in regards to passing a bill on homosexuality and birth control.",
"I agree, it's TOO sharp especially on a truck they would be damaged at the least",
"chiming in. Paying 1500 month mortgage for a 3 bedroom/2 full bathrooms, 1400 sqft on a corner lot with lots of property 10 min from LBI. \n\nHeres a place for rent sub 1000 bucks. Up and coming neighborhood. \nhttps://www.trulia.com/rental/4040440530-1230-Chestnut-St-F-Camden-NJ-08103",
"Yes, unless you have a scratch proof paint job and slash resistant tires. Don't underestimate stupid people in general lol.",
"In their defense they have some skyscrapers, can afford to buy a house and have yards. They can also afford parking. You know OKC isn't sounding so bad.",
"Trump isn’t pro law and order, he bashes the FBI every chance he gets ",
"Some Catholics. So a subset of a subset of pro-lifers are against birth control.",
"Is it than? Ok.. I give up... white flag waving...lol The liberal reddit grammar Nazis have won...",
"All photos posted by OP have been digitally altered. There is nothing else I can do to help you understand. I'm sure you agree with the post and the messages on the truck and don't particularly care that it is designed to trick people. I'm just pointing out the shoddy PS job. ",
"They're not. OP posted additional pics to verify it's authentic. ",
"I... what? You are aware, right, that the morning-after pill is to prevent fertilisation happening at all? It's not like an abortion of an early stage embryo; the fertilised zygote is never created at all.\n\nSuper-quick biology background here, just to be clear on the basics: when the guy ejaculates, the sperm don't immediately fertilise the egg. The egg is up deep inside, in the recesses of very difficult-to-reach tubes. It takes an absolute minimum of about 45 minutes after ejaculation, or a maximum of about 12 hours for the sperm to swim all the way up to the egg, if it's up there.\n\nThe pill works by *preventing ovulation from occurring at all* by messing with the relevant hormone signals. Thus, any sperm in the fallopian tubes (they can survive for days) won't meet an egg unless the woman happened to have one in there at the time of intercourse.\n\nThey explicitly do *not* prevent implantation of the zygote after fertilisation. It is the case that continued use of them can mess with the uterus lining, but there is no evidence that a single, emergency use can reduce the chance of implantation.\n\nThis is stuff you *really* should have been taught in school.",
"It wasn't even fine 5 years ago. Republicans have been on a deliberate mission to sell out the middle class for corporate profits for 30-40 years. ",
"I'll be satisfied if you put the original photo (With the license plate cropped out) on fotoforenics. No need for Photoshop both iOS and android phones support croping natively.",
"Ah yes the famous mainstream media conspiracy to keep abortion legal. Oh wait, that’s totally asinine and has no basis in reality. ",
"There's a tiny town called Ono northwest of Lebanon IIRC. There's a gas station in it called \"O Yes!\" or something. Always made me chuckle.",
"What if you’re in the middle of the two.",
"Well, I mean, the pro-lifers I know, the anti-abortion thing goes hand in glove with a pretty conservative sexual morality. Certainly against birth control for unmarried people, since they shouldn't be having sex anyway.\n\nI haven't met anyone who's against abortion but thinks if you've had your tubes tied it's fine to have lots of sex with lots of people. It's just an odd combo that you wouldn't see much, I think.",
"Yep. It's pretty much some of the more hardcore Christians that are against evolution who spoil it for the rest of them.",
"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abstinence-only_sex_education\n\nthey don't want anyone having pre-marital sex..it's less about pro-life and more about control/slut shaming ..\"if we tell the teens about sex they will do it MORE than if we just pretend it doesn't exist and tell them they'll be punished in hell forever if they do have sex before marriage\". Even though this of course leads to dumber teens with no access to condoms and \"oops\" babies. ",
">All photos posted by OP have been digitally altered. There is nothing else I can do to help you understand.\n\nNo, they haven't. None of the evidence you have presented backs your claims. There is nothing else I can do to help you understand.",
"That isn't what \"the public\" *actually* means, though, moron.",
"Itunes 100% keeps me from using ipods or iphones. Hard pass.",
"Oklahoma and Syria? Lol that’s a very interesting combo. Is the travel work-related or personal? I’m oddly fascinated by this for some reason... ",
"It's philosophically consistent, but their first premise is wrong, because the morning-after pill is not an abortion pill. It prevents conception.",
"If a god’s will can be undone by a pill, is it really worthy of your unquestioning worship?",
"Shouldn't it say \"He disrespects women AND embraces child molesters\"?",
"I consider verbal confessions from the rapist enough to consider them guilty",
"Arizona has a town called Three Way.",
"Two shitty things happen to your car. ",
"I swear all their music is exactly the same too, so grating.",
"A quick Google says no..but try explaining that to a pro-lifer\n\nhttps://www.verywell.com/how-plan-b-works-906842",
"Not a troll at all. Lived in Jersey during the summer in 2001, about 10 minutes from the Lincoln Tunnel. Rent there was $1200 for a 1 bedroom, 1 bath top floor duplex thing (I'm sure there is a name for it, just can't remember what they were specifically called there). My rent in Oklahoma while in college the same year was $300, all bills paid, and that included cable. A 12oz can of coke was $3.00 in Manhattan. $1.00 here. Shit's expensive there.",
"Actually, conservatives said enough to the media manipulation and bullshit like this when they sent Trump the the White House. It's the left that still believes what CNN, HuffPo, and /r/Pics says. Conservatives caught this PS job and exposed it for what it is while liberals cackled and rubbed their mitts together thinking about all the hillbillies that have seen the light and will vote for Kamala Harris in 2020. ",
"Holy s#*@ not okay. This is less than 100 years ago. Idk why anyone could be racist, and then here we are with a mob of people destroying a whole community. Breaks me. ",
"Imagine if the hyperloop actually happened. Like if we did a moonshot with the hyperloop.\n\nYou could rebuild the middle class by being able to commute from less dense, affordable communities to big cities. \n",
"Most eggs are fertilized before reaching the uterus so if one believes that life begins at conception, then Plan B would be considered an abortion. But you are correct that Plan B prevents implantation in the uterus.",
"Reads fake* news ",
"Weird how my eyes scanned your comment right as I was about to close out of this thread. Literally just two hours ago i realized the second Albany is in Alabama. I always thought it was Georgia. \n\nEdit- I was right actually, there's one in Ga. And there are 28 albanys in the states. So. Anyway I also live in Reno so I just felt really connected to this comment.",
"DING DING DING! WINNER!",
"This was the same logic for lightning rods. Lightning hits the tallest point and in most towns in the beforetimes, the tallest building was the church. When lightning hit the churches, they would either survive or catch fire. People would interpret this as God's will. \nWhen Franklin invented the lightning rod, people would say that he was circumventing God's will to judge and burn down churches. Such is the way of technology in the face of superstition. ",
"Nice try, Oklahoma City tourist department. ",
"That’s why. I’m from and still in Southern WV. \n\nIts beautiful, but it sucks down here. Up near Parkersburg and further north and down toward Clarksburg is a whole ‘Nother state. ",
"I’m really just interested in how the OP reacts to my comments, I’m trying to get his/her attention before the thread blew up. The difference in fotoforensics image shows where compression rates are different, a squared off bright area around the lettering on a flat surface is suspicious. If you go to the sight and do the tutorials you’ll see the first image, the easiest me to analyze is of Kim Jong Un holding up an obviously faked cd. The analysis image picks up the difference in the compression of the cd and shows it’s very bright. ",
">\tMarx was an idiot\n\nYou lost *all* credibility with this one simple phrase, unless you have several PhD’s.",
"No he’s right, it’s directly at the tip of the [cock and balls](https://www.google.com/maps/search/white+settlement+tx/data=!4m2!2m1!4b1?sa=X&hl=en-us), just look at the map.",
"It is fun to climb the old fire lookout tower there.",
"Isn’t there also a Philadelphia in Texas? I’m from right outside of philly and remember hearing that before... ",
"How does everyone forget Christ's Body, TX?",
"Seriously. I live in probably the most liberal city in Ks and having this on a truck would still get your shit keyed/pissed on/tires slashed by shithead conservatives. Hell, I saw one guy a month ago wearing a \"kill hillary '18\" shirt in target. ",
"No. We call it the Metro. Or OkC....",
"Photoshop was to blur the plates, not crop. And I guess you'll just have to be dissatisfied. I post a screenshot of my camera reel and you'll say that's Photoshopped too. No point in arguing with conspiracy nuts, especially those who choose something so random as their hill to die on.",
"Ok thanks",
"Haha I used to live a bout. Block south of 36th street on main. ",
"Deny science if you want, why would I care? You've been had. It probably happens a lot. Keep trying and maybe think critically next time. ",
"hahaha jesus fuck\n\ni’m not “playing dumb”. more people voted for hilary than trump, by a pretty wide margin. and you said “the public” wanted him. but more people voted for hilary....so the public didn’t want him. and they still don’t. that’s why is approval rating is fucking miserable. ",
"Disrespects women *but* embraces child molesters. \n\nIt should be *and.* the but makes it sound like disrespecting women is a good thing. I know it's Oklahoma and all, but still.",
"Work Related. I'm in the military. I'm stationed in Oklahoma, but I bounce back and forth between here and there a lot lol. ",
"He disrespects women *BUT* embraces child molesters? But? You mean *and*!",
"Man, you knew what I saying given the context. \"Quite large\" is a relatively flexible description, which is why I used it. Not sure why you think it's supposed to fit a specific size parameter.\n\nJust saying, OKC and Tulsa are big cities in the heart of the flyover heartland. People think of Miami as a big city (world famous with a world famous skyline), and OKC has a larger population by 200k than Miami, for example. Plus skyscrapers, blah blah blah. That's the point I was making. I've also either resided in or visited every major city in this country aside from Jacksonville and Duluth (either from trucking or just plain vagabonding), so I nerd out about cities a bit.",
"Three",
"DC here. $950 gets me a shitty basement unit with dodgy housemates in a neighborhood where tumbleweeds blow by.",
"I’m still living in New Jersey and that’s bullshit. You are dead wrong. Case in point. I will rent you my second house a for 800 a month no problem. It’s a detached unit with a great view and free utilities. \n\n\nOn a closely related note I just recently purchased a shed and put a solar panel on the roof. To grow my tomatoes. Also closely related how opposed to lawnmowers and spider are you? ",
"What you described is Authoritarian Nationalism, not patriotism. ",
"Lol, yeah. It’s showing that the area around the lettering is a different compression rate than the rest of the image, on a flat surface and not in the outline of the letters but in a squared off region around the letters. Reading that tutorial gives me the impression the photo is faked, what part makes you think it’s not? ",
"I mean, in the time you took to comment this you could have done so.",
"I wasn’t aware he confessed, he’d likely be in jail had he. At least I’d hope so.",
"Obamba?",
"You're not using science. You're spewing unsupported claims, per usual for a Trump supporters. Keep trying and maybe think critically next time.",
"I'd agree. Going west on I40, once you're to Weatherford and on, you're seeing real Oklahoma for sure lol. ",
"I'm renminded of GWB's \"Victory in Iraq speech\" . . .\n",
"Yeah. ",
"You could explain how the tool works if its results are questionable. I'd like to know myself",
"Agreed but with the educated and talent leaving that gap will never get smaller. The only people poised to make any real progressive change couldn’t get away fast enough. ",
"Hard to argue the evidence.",
"Tightwad is another good one. Drove past Tightwad Bank on the way to KC years ago.",
"I think the collective number of stickers is what matters. Like someone who is dumb as fuck and only watches TMZ, Keeping up With A Few Whores or fox news for fun... One sticker, so what? Ten stickers!!! Lots of people like that guy! hmmm.... something to think about. \nOr maybe after seeing some randoms, there's the one tipping point sticker. Like, \"Damn that's the third one in two blocks. ^Hey, ^wait ^a ^sec... ^^that's ^^Dales ^^truck! ^^^shit ^^^I'm ^^^votin ^^^fer ^^^that ^^^guy. ^^^^fuckin ^^^^Dale's ^^^^votin ^^^^fer ^^^^em. ^^^^^shit.\"",
"Again, denying science is stupid, but not my concern. Just keep it to yourself on reddit, a lot of us are beyond denying such things which are easily proven.",
"> I don't see how someone can believe that life begins at conception, but also be ok with a morning after pill.\n\nWell, it's more of a just in case thing ... what I don't know can't guilt trip me and make me go to confession.",
"What is more likely? \n\n3 extremely well Photoshopped images, or someone is very unsatisfied with the current president?",
"Yes 100% photoshopped",
"You know, the one who endorsed Crooked Hillary and failed to deliver on many of his promises including the closure of Guantanamo Bay detention camp where the US detain people without a trial.",
"I just moved here lol",
"When looking at city the population rather than the MSA, OKC ranks 27th between Portland and Las Vegas. \"Quite large\" may indeed be overstating it, but it is a major city in the region.",
"Obamba?",
"Most Evangelicals would so \"Don't have premarital sex, but if you do use protection.\" ",
"If one can get a job working from home in an area with decent internet, there is not reason to live in a expensive are like many mayor cities.",
">Who are you gonna believe, me or your *lying eyes???*\n\nYou in a nutshell.",
"Not photoshopped. Good friend of mine sent me a pic of this truck in a different location a couple of days ago. ",
"Is the Philadelphia educational system really this bad?",
"Honestly, though, I could care less. Even though you're likely wrong. \n\nI live in Tulsa and have seen fanatical scriptures, politic-ism, you name it. Perhaps there's a bigger percentage of them in \"rural Oklahoma\". These people exist here. I could count them on my hand how many I've seen last year, but nonetheless. ",
"Coming from someone who thinks there's nothing wrong with the Confederate flag based off your post history, yeeeeeeah maybe you should reflect on yourself and think critically.",
"Don't forget about gods loop hole!",
"You know, the one who participated in spreading lies about the ‘Russian collusion’ without a single piece of solid evidence presented to the public in an effort to undermine Trump's presidency.",
"cool, so you don’t understand how our voting system works. color me surprised",
"Yeah, i'm going to go ahead and say that drive-bying your opinion on every other motorist is a highly indirect form of confrontation. (The definition of passive aggressive)\n\nEdit: And it just so happens to be unconstructive.",
"Gotcha. I looked at the analyses you posted and I can definitely see where the text would be sketchy (just shows up as a boxy, illuminated area). Was just genuinely curious. And, thanks for being civil. I can see how my post could be misconstrued as hostile.",
"Nice false dichotomy bro.",
"Of course it does. If he had shown interest in bringing peace and prosperity to all or shown the ability to lead our world, I would have gotten behind him. What has he done right? He's only driven the divide deeper. He has embarrassed the US on an international level repeatedly & makes a mockery of our democratic institutions.",
"Because it's in Mexican.",
"*Tromp",
"They hated Hillary and they voted for her? I think not.",
"Give me my money.",
"nice revisionist history fuckhead\n\n",
"I expect you to believe the Photoshop noise detector which shows without doubt that the picture is fake. Merely dropped a link to it. You seemed to think the image was real and this kind of thing actually happened in rural Oklahoma (lol) and seeing this info made you lash out. Totally understand. ",
"Yup. On I-40 WB about 10 minutes outside Shawnee.",
"Dude you can get a cheap house in the smaller cities in upstate NY probably for around that. Also here in Baltimore, even in a safe neighborhood within the city lines you can buy a 3br for less than $100k. It might not be in a trendy urban part of the city but it's still in town. Bad part is the schools.",
"It's incredibly stupid, but we are talking about Republicans, so..\n\nBut no, I don't believe it. I think you're only trying to distance yourself from him now that you see what an idiotic and evil thing you've done. But you can't. You're just as guilty of his crimes as he is.",
"I’m in a rent stabilized apartment in NYC that I’ve lived in my entire life, so my rent is very reasonable. But my neighbors have an identical 1br/1ba and pay $5,400 a month. ",
"Hate to break it to you but if you are memeing every day you might have a problem.",
"Pacific county, but wow those numbers are pretty similar to ours. I'm honestly surprised, I didn't know there was a place with a lower per-person-capita than where I live in WA, but at least it's close.",
"Why do so many tailgaters have this sticker? /s",
"Who sells cameras this bad? It looks like a flip phone Nokia camera took it in 2002. OP is time traveling.",
"😂😂😂\n\nwhat the fuck does that have to do with the price of tea in china?",
"trumpanzee got triggered? need a safe space snowflake delusional?",
"College housing tends to be overpriced because they know students will pay it, and because they are pricing in the cost of repairs since college students tend to be hard on domiciles.",
"I hear you, but the guy *does* raise a good point about the contrast in compression, and he explained it in a reply to my initial post. \nIf nothing else I learned something about photoshopping from the argument he posited. Who knows though, maybe it's just artifacting from that particular camera.",
"While there's nothing wrong with the Confederate flag, I haven't mentioned that in months. Leading me to believe that you went searching for a talking point from which you can mount an ad hominem attack. Pretty standard stuff actually. Sorry your argument for the legitimacy of the truck was shot down before it started :/",
"I don't think the majority of conservatives believe in abstinence only education anymore. Maybe 10 years ago, but not anymore.",
"Yikes, I was hoping you'd ask the same question one more time to which I'd say: “You know, the one whose wife has so much testosterone she probably has a willy down there.”\n\nCall Trump whatever you want, he's making America better and everyone who can't stop moaning about him even when they get one of 1.5 million new jobs and tax cuts because they're hateful idiots are not worthy of anyone's attention.",
"I'm in the metro and everybody calls it OKC",
"Has there been any cases of cars with pro Hillary or anti trump stickers being vandalized? I don’t recall hearing about that.",
"That isn't nice.",
"I live near the state line bordering Oregon, but on the west side of the Cascades. We're practically surrounded by Democratic-leaning counties, so it's interesting to look at on a political map.",
"Psychotic may have been the wrong word to use, but this is someone who runs around with a bunch of large print custom bumper stickers on their car because they're convinced they're one of the only people who can see the truth.",
"...wut?",
"Yeah man, Carthage Missouri has some of the best cashew chicken around.\n\nStop there every year on the way to visit reletives down-south",
"Try again buddy. Honestly it wouldn't surprise me if you were in a Russian troll farm. Your post history is poisonous.",
"We went over the mountain range for a small vacation a couple years back, and the sudden change from mountain frost to desert scorch was pretty intense even though I was told it was like that. Kinda glad I live in a place that gets as much rain as it does to avoid that.",
"No idea. I don't trade commodities... ",
"Weatherford is about as big a town as I can see still being rural. I grew up in Thomas, about 20 min north up HWY54, and lived for a few good years in Watonga. I hate living near the city now, it’s always nice to point the bike west and see the good parts of the state ",
"Looking for work elsewhere but that's obviously not a fast or easy transition to attempt",
"Then why do they support cutting funding for Planned Parenthood?",
"> I expect you to believe the Photoshop noise detector which shows without doubt that the picture is fake. \n\nI'll try and slow this down for you, since you're having some trouble with it. That noise detector output does not in any way, shape, or form support your claim. It looks exactly like any other bumper sticker when put through the noise detector. [Example 1](http://fotoforensics.com/analysis.php?id=76937bc2a5c919b2ff5d0135ccff05d531f40025.50954), [example 2](http://fotoforensics.com/analysis.php?id=8133200172a1a8b200e458c067ed092d21bddd8a.70891).\n\n>You seemed to think the image was real and this kind of thing actually happened in rural Oklahoma (lol)\n\nRoughly 500,000 people in Oklahoma voted against Donald Trump (lol).\n\nThe image triggered you, and you got angry and told some lies. That's all that happened here.",
"Housing in the Midwest is awesome. People bitch about our weather but honestly I wouldn't live anywhere else unless I was loaded. You can own a 4 bedroom 3 bathroom house with a yard and a 3 car garage in a good school district for the cost of a one bedroom apartment in San Francisco.\n\nI will deal with the fact that the air hurts my face a few days of the year",
"You have a great username.",
"He only supports law enforcement that agrees with him, or will *let him get away with anything*- i.e. comey.",
"[Digitally altered to hide the license plate](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7np4wt/-/ds3ib3v). Geez you're so wrong",
"In my area it sort of makes sense, given that where I live has a much higher number of elderly people than anything else, but even then weed usage is supposedly a big problem here when there's almost no traffic that would indicate that.",
"So this is the right’s fabled memeing ability.",
"This article sums up a lot of the reasons behind the recent decline in abortion rates across the nation and shows that anti-abortion policies don't create a trend behind the reasoning. It points out that education and support are behind the trend but finding that data is much harder to show. \n\nDISCLAIMER: This is a pro-choice site. \n\nhttps://www.guttmacher.org/gpr/2017/01/us-abortion-rate-reaches-record-low-amidst-looming-onslaught-against-reproductive-health#chart1\n\nWhile the site is Pro-choice the only other way you are going to find an unbiased site is by going directly to CDC numbers, which states don't have to report to. This site also links its reference papers. Any site that doesn't I move on immediately. ",
"Keep trying to break the cycle.",
"Approaching Exit 169 - Peebly Rd. Recognized it immediately.",
"When was I walking about the license plate? ",
"I used to live in Seattle, and it always bothered me how xenophobic a lot of them are out there. One time I was visiting from Chicago and I gave my ID at a bar and the dude taking it looked at it and was like, \"Wow, Illinois? I'm sorry.\" \n\nLike, WHAT? Okay guy. Chicago's an alpha world city and a powerhouse of great economic and cultural influence, and you're going go act like I just rolled into town in an old jalopy from the wheatfields of Kansas.\n\nBut I get what you're saying on the Cali transplants thing. Austin gets annoyed with them too.",
"I didn't say the whole county voted Democrat. Just certain districts. The state legislative election map would be a better indicator of this.",
"Looks like the Peebly Rd exit to me. East side of the city",
"Hang on let me get my tinfoil hat on...\n\nOkay, conspiracy theories, shoot!",
"We all got them. My mom's parents were from Memphis Tennessee and, while she was usually just a condescending, polite racist, my grandmother wouldn't speak well of the \"coloreds\" if the Garbage Strike or the Trenton Riots got mentioned. And that Dr. King fellow was a troublemaker.",
"Probly not, but it tells me a little something of how many people think one way or another",
"i'm so curious what a flat-earther would have to say if they went into space and saw the earth getting smaller and more and more round. distortion? ",
"[Speaking of conspiracies...](https://apnews.com/8720fde079e84237b8e6cca4219aafb2/Trump-accuses-DOJ-of-being-part-of-'deep-state')",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"http://money.cnn.com/2017/12/21/news/economy/chip-funding/index.html\n\nThey voted for short term funding. They wanted to not be responsible for shutting the government so they are simply kicking the can down the road.",
"My old boss had his car keyed in town and he had Hillary and Pride stickers all over the back end of it, but got a new Santa Fe right after. I don't even think he reported it to his insurance since he was already getting a new car anyway. The only thing you'll find about Manhattan is the moron who tagged his own car with racist shit.",
"Oops, I assumed Eastern WA just based on your comment. My mistake!",
"yeah sorry its still fake cool story though bro",
"the poop hole? :D",
"your right that isnt even a F-150 , i could tell that was fake because they fucked up and gave the different lines of text different levels of clarity",
"Yeah, maybe if I post Bonald Bumpf to facebook he won't be president anymore!",
"Abortion is an important debate but I don't think labelling all pro-lifers slave owners is going to help. Preventing life from being taken is not slavery.",
"its blatantly shopped by a newb i could shop that shit right by doing it pixel by pixel only using colors from the photograph but who has the patience for that right not this loser obviously",
"Eh, like an upside down one, I guess.",
"Its all good man.",
"your apple is clearly a bannana go away it is past your bedtime CNN",
"I recall the idiot in Wisconsin who smeared peanut butter on some cars that belonged to people attending a conservation meeting and she thought it was a trump meeting. ",
"> I couldn't find rent in NJ anywhere worth being for less than $1000/mo\n\n> anywhere worth being\n\nProbably not a place worth being for me if it's for under $1k a month AND *includes utilities*. Within 30 minutes of the city by car in a middle-class area with low crime-rates and a driveway please. If you fit that criteria what neighborhood/town/county is it in?",
"Found this with a quick google. From this study, you're TECHNICALLY correct at 49% lol. Still half of all evangelicals. \n\nhttps://bpr.berkeley.edu/2016/05/14/religion-and-sex-the-politics-of-abstinence-only-sex-education/\n\n*According to the Pew Research Center, about one-third of eligible voters identify as born-again or Evangelical Christians, making them a very powerful group of voters. Even though only 30 percent of the general public is in favor of funding for abstinence-only sex education, 49 percent of Evangelicals favor it*",
"Poorest county is red in a rich state. Poorest states are red in a rich country. Hm",
"I agree with all your points but I don't think most pro-lifers would be against these things. Education and contraceptives are things the majority of pro-lifers don't object to.",
"This is Oklahoma, right? And the lettering is perfectly straight and level, and anticipates the right end of the line without squishing up. Somebody fish around and find the original photo minus the perfect lettering.",
"thats a chevy silverado dipshit",
"Ya... Definitely not clicking that. ",
"I was just in Oklahoma City, and it is a growing city full of many well dressed young professionals. I went a few blocks down and found myself in a bohemian district with very trendy, optimistic youths working in small artsy coffee/craft/boutique shops. One even asked me to donate to a mural! I said no. \nThe country is changing even in places you wouldn’t imagine. ",
"They don't really directly change minds, but they bring visibility to the issue. Like, say most people in your state want to ban bananas. If everyone you know is for the banana ban, if all you see are things supporting the banana ban, and you don't care and haven't really thought about it, you might just vote for the banana ban, like you think everybody else is. However, if you see a lot of pro-banana bumper stickers, it might prompt you to think about it and look into the issue, and you might change your mind. \n\nYou might also just vote the same as everyone you know because you feel social pressure to do so, even if you disagree. Seeing lots of bumper stickers and finding you aren't alone in your beliefs about the issue might help you mount the courage to vote based on what you actually believe instead of bowing to social pressure. \n\nLike when I was involved in the 2008 Obama campaign, we were encouraged to have a bumper sticker. I live in a very conservative area, so increasing visibility was important. So many people just default to whatever everybody else seems to be doing, and doing otherwise just doesn't occur to them, but seeing examples of normal people supporting the minority opinion can make it seem like it's okay to have that opinion, and it could get people to think about it, maybe even seek out information. \n\nWe were also encouraged to drive carefully and politely to avoid the opposite happening: \"that shithead cut me off! Obama supporters are jerks, and I don't want to associate myself with them.\"",
"Their slushies are good but the food is meh.",
"You gotta admit, that is pretty good. The best.",
"Health class in public school was a very long time ago. \n\nSo there isn't any chance (literally 0%) of the plan B pill getting rid of a fertilized egg? What if we had a situation where you have some drunken sex at 10 PM one night, and the girl had an egg in there and then the next morning at 11 AM (13 hours later) the girl takes the plan B pill. In that situation does the fertilized egg remain or would the plan B pill get rid of it?",
"I doubt it. Simply for the fact that there are more green letters at the bottom of the rear window that you can't read. Why would someone shop that in?",
"My boss loathes and loathed Trump, yet voted for him anyway. He said he was the worst and most incompetent candidate he has ever seen put forth by the GOP. He said he was certain he was a rapist, cheated on his taxes, and was the scum of the earth for how he treated his subcontractors. \n\nHe voted against Clinton. He thought she would take his guns away. He believed pizzagate. He believed she was going somehow codify legalized abortions until birth. \n\nSimply put, he got his news from facebook, prisonplanet and infowars. \n\nNow that Bannon has said that the Trump presidency they fought for and won is over, he hates Trump even more, but he would still vote for him over Clinton. \n\n\nHe will probably vote for whoever Bannon or Alex Jones tells him to for the next election.\n\n",
"No problem, I think Eastern WA leans a bit more right, so it makes statistical sense to pick there instead of the more unlikely option.",
"[CA has way more earthquakes than Oklahoma, lol.](https://earthquake.usgs.gov/hazards/hazmaps/conterminous/2014/images/HazardMap2014_lg.jpg)",
"Other than the thousands of abortions they assist with, probably the same reason they're not subsidizing my Netflix subscription. Or does that make them anti-Netflix too?",
"I'm not saying they are against them but it's what their anti-abortion votes are supporting as a side effect. \n\nEDIT: words for clarity",
"Not saying liberals don't exist here, 45% of L.A. is republican afterall, so there's a mix in every county. I'm just saying being on the interstate doesn't prove they're from rural Oklahoma, this vehicle could be hailing from Tusla for all anyone knows.",
"At least you have cranberries. ",
"Wow, you still haven't figured out why I keep saying \"Obamba\" and spelled Trump's name wrong? I'm not surprised at this level of intelligence from a Trump supporter, but it does still make me sad.",
"Hahahaha try not to get cut on all that edge. Also I said that all my friends and family voted for him, but I actually did not. Even if I did vote for Trump, I wouldn't be \"just as guilty of his crimes\". That's not how the legal system works silly!",
"To be fair, I think a big problem for us is that there's a large population of older people living here, and a higher concentration of individuals suffering from addictions or mental problems than most other places nearby (I visited an open-house event at the nearby Behavioral Health center, and they explained the major issues of the surrounding area), so the effective working population is pretty low. All the same, we also have issues with sourcing funding for our public projects or even basic maintenance, so if you go a block out from the center of town you hit abandoned buildings owned by one of two slumlords in the area.",
"Thanks, I probably should find something more productive for my entertainment then calling out a karma hound. It’s interesting how people react to this tho. I think there’s some motivated reasoning, and I can understand it. I would love to see this truck driving around my podunk redneck town, I’m just not going to do it because I don’t want to get shot. ",
"Is there anyone who ever remembers\nChanging their mind from the paint on a sign?\nIs there anyone who really recalls\nEver breaking record off\nFor something someone yelled real loud one time?\n\n(Belief by John Mayer)",
"Sure I got my teeth knocked out, but hey I had the moral high ground. Also, this guy just bitches. 'Discourse' is a generous description but w/e. Anyway have yourself a good night Bob Seiglerfone.",
"Pro life logic isn't very complicated. We believe that life begins at conception and that it is wrong to take human life. As such abortion = taking a life. \n\nI would assume that most people (pro life and pro choice) would support the things mentioned (I certainly do).",
"Lol because people that drink and smoke weed are voters",
"As in \"For the majority of the people in the US, 'rural Oklahoma' is a redundant statement because they don't think of OK has having any urban areas.\"",
"I am from the Ada area, for you I guess it would be because you are further away and in a city also quite large.",
"Or...OR...compression algorithms have to work harder around high-contrast edges, and that process generates a lot more error regardless of whether the high-contrast section was added or original. You don't know how to interpret the information you're putting forward. Please note that when you use error-level analysis, you generally look for suspicious patches of **low** error level (for example, the smooth patches where the license plate was obscured).",
"Nah in America you get elected president ",
"I’m pretty sure he’s joking",
"Attacking straw men certainly isn't going to help. Stop doing it.\n\nLegally declaring one person as having greater rights over another person than that person themselves IS slavery.",
"OKC itself does vote democrat. Problem is we are gerrymandered to fuck so it doesn't matter.",
"Don't you think they just call them \"Reno by Fort Worth\" and \"Reno by Dallas\" or something to that degree? Like with the two Frankfurts in Germany. ",
"Ha no worries! I can relate somewhat. Also live in a small interior city after moving from a large city, and have traveled to SF and ATL; SF was certainly like the future, and ATL was refreshing to see the more progressive racial chemistry that existed.",
"Seiling ;)",
"Linky?",
"Its jpeg compression, of course it is going to have right angles. Do some reading before playing armchair imaging expert.",
"How do you feel about Cut And Shoot, TX? It always amuses me.",
"Ahr-kan-zus",
"[You know it!!!] (https://youtu.be/j8ZF_R_j0OY)",
"The whites are clipped due to the processing. OP probably applied contrast boost to make the text more readable, the contrast in the image certainly isn’t straight out of their phone.",
"garfunkel & oates awww yiss",
"Stop being a snowflake then, and realize that republicans and conservatives all support trump and letting them off the hook now is fucking disgusting. ",
"I was Christian and pro-life. Then I was agnostic and pro-life. Then I got a degree in biology. And then I realized that abortion is not the same as taking a life. \n\nNow I'm agnostic pro-choice. \n\nI think as more people become educated about what happens in the womb, more people will become pro-choice. \n\nMost people get confused at \"well when does babby form?\" and don't know enough to really make an educated opinion. Most let their religion dictate their opinion.",
"Industrial Engineering. So not the typical ME or CE. I'm not actually from Oklahoma or Texas but further north. It just lifts my spirits to know others have found opportunities in my discipline going west as I hope to be able to. Texas is a beautiful state as well.",
"How else would you teabag Oklahoma?",
"I had the jeep picture on my Facebook for a while, but can't seem to find it, or I'd share. Sorry. ",
"They declared martial law and sent in the national guard to stop the riots, what the fuck else are they supposed to do?",
"):",
"Notice the downvotes we got? Like, how dare we vote outside of the two parties! We are ruining America!\n/s",
"Ah yes convicted rapist elected president. ",
"Reverse Grapes of Wrath. Seriously. If you have a tech job where you can telecommute, definitely come to Oklahoma and we need some more west coast folks like you to make this place better. We've seen a huge influx of Californians lately and keep them coming. It's progressing our state like you wouldn't believe. ",
"You got me there.",
"I grew up in North Ft. Worth, then lived 15 years in Dallas. I was unaware that there was one Reno, TX, let alone two. \n\nThey don't come up in conversation. ",
"There is a slight lean towards the left but Reddit overwhelmingly hates Trump ",
"Your friends and family are what's wrong with this country. You trying to apologize for their crimes don't make them any better.",
"The difference is CA has always had quakes. Oklahoma's ramped up like crazy over the last decade.",
"Im a conservative and I don't like trump so you're wrong.",
"Sorry I should clarify.. the house was $1000 split three ways (had two roommates)\n\nHowever here in Hunington Beach my TWO bedroom apartment is $1970/month.",
"Kansas City, *Missouri* is considerably larger and is the city that people are talking about when they say \"Kansas City\". Nearly all of the shopping areas, nightlife, important downtown buildings, and historical landmarks are in the Missouri side. All of the major sports teams aside from Sporting KC (soccer club) are also on the Missouri side (Chiefs, Royals). The \"Greater Kansas City area\" is the metropolitan area encompasses all of KCK, KCMO, and its surrounding suburbs. \n\nThe KCMO side also has a greater amount of poverty and crime, mostly because it's so much larger. Certain areas aren't very nice, but no more than any other city. Conversely I believe KCMO also has the higher population of higher-income demos. Generally speaking KCK is smaller but more secure but also a lot more boring. And you have to deal with Kansas state laws and legislature. \n\nI think it's generally agreed that KCMO is the \"better\" city but only because KCK doesn't have much going on. You won't find a lot of people arguing like you might with your Twin Cities, but you *will* find a lot of people who think Kansas City is just in Kansas, due to the name.",
"The proof already spoke for itself. You can continue to deny it if you like. Democrats are well known for their anti-science stances (global warming, 47 genders etc). \n\nOnly about 10% of rural Oklahoma voted for anyone but Donald Trump. He is exceedingly popular there and only growing in popularity. \n\nTumblr chicks and leftist soyboys get triggered. Exceptionally well educated conservative manly men like me don't get triggered. You look ridiculous to suggest otherwise, not that that seems to bother you. \n\nThis conversation is over. Good day!",
"The only problem is that roughly 75-85% of the juice in our grocery stores are cranberry+anything else. It's not bad, but if you're looking for juice that doesn't dry your mouth it's usually from concentrate.",
"Hey! We have 2!\n\nNo one ever thinks about Tulsa. \n\nIncluding the rest of the state.",
"Um, OKC has \"a\" skyscraper. Not plural. \n\nOK is fine if you don't care about nature/scenery, good food or shopping. It helps if you REALLY love Jesus, love muddy red lakes and think college football is way better than the NFL. Also, ignore the tornadoes and earthquakes.\n\nSource: lived in OKC for work for 3 years until my wife basically told me we're moving or getting a divorce. We moved. ",
"Something we never let the dirty name-thieving Kansans forget.",
"Maybe not the field agents and such but the highest levels are blatantly corrupt. Strzok was supposed to be investigating Trump and Hillary but he is blatantly biased against Trump. ",
"I wasn't strawmanning. You stated the pro-lifers are effectively supporting slavery. By that logic, If pro-lifers restricted abortions that would surely make them slavers in some way.\n\nIf that premise was accepted, murder is still worse than slavery of being pregnant for 9 months. That's what the pro-lifers would think anyway (I'm somewhat pro-choice.)",
"But Trump hasn't actually done anything? The FBI has been running in circles for 14 months and all they could come up with was a fabricated dossier",
"not a bad thing, per se, just made for a very confused tourist :]",
"I still don’t forgive you. People like you Helped him ",
"For people with regular cycles. Some aren't very regular. Charting goes all over. I guess they just get stuck with extra unwanted kids.",
"Sorry should clarify. $330 split three ways the house was $1000. Your rent is actually pretty fair",
"Yeah really.. that's what I hated about Oklahoma! Worked in an office with weekends off but I couldn't leave the state to anywhere exciting because I'd lose a full day just driving :-/",
"As much respect as the right showed President “Obummer”? Yeah, ok. ",
"Congratulations! You'll get all of that down here. The rents expensive but there is a lot to do for free to pass your time. Spend time meeting people and being active and you'll get the most out of the city!",
"Lol how",
"I did. Graduated from OSU in 2016. I also had good grades (3.3 out of 4.0) and job experience between internships/research. It took me a year to get this job. Apply, tweak your resume, and apply again. If you don't hear back, apply some more.\n\nI got this job when I got super fed up with being upset that I was jobless with a degree. I woke up one morning, said \"fuck it\" and applied to over 100 jobs on the west coast.\n\nTwo days later I got THREE calls. Two in Seattle one in California. Failed two of those interviews but California took me in :) you can do it!",
"Yeaaa i feel like theirs two regions in the midwest..the great lake states and the plains states..were basically the rustbelt so we have all the cities yous guys have most of the farming",
"Native New Mexican here - can confirm T or C. We also refer to Albuquerque as 'querque or 'the burque' (pronounced BUR-KAY)",
"Yes you were. I said that being pro-life is effectively supporting a form of slavery, you responded by saying that I had labeled all pro-lifers as slave owners. Being pro-life does not constitute slave ownership even by my own statements. Rather, it is supporting the rights of the unborn person, assuming we grant it full rights as a person, over it's mother. That is, it is saying the mother is the property of the unborn child, and can not make free decisions about her own body that she would otherwise be able to. In no other situation do we allow someone to make choices, implicitly or explicitly about another person's body unless it's necessitated by that person's incapacity. The mother in this situation is not specifically incapable of making decisions or possessing responsibility, so demanding that her body be used by the unborn child contrary to her will constitutes it's ownership of her.\n\nIn a non-reproductive analogy, this would be like arguing that people should be obligated to donate organs they can survive without, since not doing so would result in the death of somebody, and then calling that position \"pro-life.\"\n\nIt is not murder to deny someone use of your body, even if that results in their death. If you need a kidney, and I am a match, you have no right to my kidney, even if I'm the reason you need a kidney in the first place. I may be held civilly and/or criminally responsible, but I can not be obligated to surrender of my body to you. Government-enforced organ harvesting of the living is going to cross most people's lines.\n\nI also think one of the delusions the pro-life sort have is assuming that pro-choice people are okay with abortions. Abortions are a means of last resort, not a go-to option. They should be avoided if at all possible. There's also some evidence that people will get abortions regardless of the legality, so the only thing you accomplish by making abortions illegal or unavailable is increase the risks associated.",
">I would assume that most people (pro life and pro choice) would support the things mentioned \n\nThat would be a very bad assumption.\n",
"Opposite for me. I live in Austin, TX. Tiny blue dot surrounded by a sea of red state.",
"They both were. My point is the city came first in this case",
"> it’s only (strict) Catholics who don’t like BC\n\nReally?\n\nHow about Amish?\n\nAnglicans?\n\nSome Lutheran Churches\n\nMormons...",
"That's interesting. I know a lot of conservatives that are anti abortion but fine with people having sex. ",
"I heard way more people claiming they were voting for her because “it’s time for a woman President” than vice versa.\n \nTrump is terrible but don’t act like Pantsuit Nixon was a great choice for a leader either. The cavalier attitude she holds towards the shit she did in Lybia as Secretary of State is disgusting. That was her pet project and now the country is a failed nation. That and the fact that she had the DNC primaries rigged in her favor should have disqualified her from the nomination to begin with. I’m a liberal, I’d love to see a woman President, but I sure as fuck wasn’t voting for that corrupt piece of shit, nor the alternative being offered by the other side of the aisle.",
"That was where my first duplex rental was! I like that part of town for how quiet it was, but you still had access to restaurants",
"What part?",
"That's exactly what I'm looking at right now. My boss was walking me through that the either day and said the same thing!",
"It's a whole house. Huge backyard with a shed. All my utilities are about $325 at the most expensive months, which is August. AC hogs on your electric bill. I could easily lower that and be frugal though.",
"Yup! Hwy 9 area",
"Can you run heavy machinery? Lol.",
"Fact: None of the funding Planned Parenthood receives can legally be spent on abortion services.\n\nFact: 80% of Planned Parenthood funding goes to preventing unwanted pregnancies.\n\nFact: Cutting Planned Parenthood funding will result in more abortions.\n\nYes, Planned Parenthood’s position is anti-Netflix and they’re also pro-life because they don’t subsidize abortions. Anyone who doesn’t support Planned Parenthood is pro-abortion.\n",
"WE'VE BEEN PLANNING THIS FOR YEARS...and you ruined it in less than 40 characters..",
"Holy fuck. That is *the* most outrageous one I've seen.",
"/u/siecin stated that many conservatives hate Trump, however they are more 'pro-life' than they are 'anti-Trump' so they'll still vote against democrats.\n\nNobody said that the guy in the picture hates Trump because the guy in the picture is pro-choice, and nobody said that the guy in the picture hates Trump because Trump is pro-choice.",
"Ey same",
"My bad, I can’t say the Amish are often on my radar when considering large/mainstream religions. A quick wiki check tells me the Amish have an official stance against all bc (including natural family planning?!), and that the official Anglican stance is that it’s basically up to the individual couple to prayerfully consider—which is what I’ve mostly encountered in the reformed Christian community. Same, though only recently, for Mormonism. Lutheran stance looks to be all sorts of convoluted.\n\nAll Wikipedia, so grain of salt and all that.",
"Oh god I know! I have a plant that I support in Soto. It is ridiculous. My guys commute hours to and from work each day.",
"I see",
"OU and/or Native?",
"She shamed bills rape victims, while still embracing him.\nAlso there was a mysterious plane crash that opened up her senate seat completely.",
"Well, I can run forklifts. ",
"It looks shopped almost by the white letters",
"I’m no pharmacologist, so I admit I’m out of my depth here. I love treading water though, so: google tells me a secondary effect of oral bc’s primary mechanism is the inhibited development of the corpus luteum, which is essential for preparing the uterine wall to receive an embryo. So rather than being a “third function” as I wrote earlier, it’s more of a side effect of the primary function I guess.",
"Ok fine but to really rub the salt in the wound we're gonna make em push their, err OUR, city 10 miles inland\n\nHA.",
"As long as you have money in America you can get away with anything, even after being caught on tape saying ho you love to assault women. #Freedom",
"Maybe? I can try at least. PM me and we'll talk about what you're wanting and your credentials so I can look around! I'm on the board for a networking group and can ask around.",
"My favorite is Bird-In-Hand. They make some killer shoo-fly pie in Bird-In-Hand.",
"Ah. So you, too, believed the Russian propaganda machine. \n\nNice.",
"Eh, better than a bread company called Bimbo.",
"Lived for two years in Clarksburg. Loved it. Not just the state, the people. It's just great all around.",
"You realize he said it's okay to grab women by the pussy when you're rich and powerful right? He said those words, from his own mouth.\n\nHe blatantly condoned sexual assualt **live on fucking tape.**\n\nI suppose you'd call that \"nothing\" though. \n\n ",
"It’s easy to get a job in oil or natural gas with any engineering degree in Oklahoma. I assume you didn’t look for that. ",
">The proof already spoke for itself. You can continue to deny it if you like. Democrats are well known for their anti-science stances (global warming, 47 genders etc).\n\n[lol wrong](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7np4wt/meanwhile_in_rural_oklahoma/ds3v9f6/)\n\n>Only about 10% of rural Oklahoma voted for anyone but Donald Trump. He is exceedingly popular there and only growing in popularity.\n\n[lol wrong](https://imgur.com/a/OABW8)\n\n>Tumblr chicks and leftist soyboys get triggered. Exceptionally well educated conservative manly men like me don't get triggered. You look ridiculous to suggest otherwise, not that that seems to bother you.\n\nHahahahaha. Oh my god, you're like a parody. Sorry to have upset you, snowflake. Facts don't care about your feelings. 😂😂😂",
"Tell me about it. Because i've lived here so much my rent is slightly over $1,500 a month. Otherwise I would have moved a LONG time ago.",
"Not at the time in Tulsa. I did a six month temporary contract designing pipeline routing and equipment layouts. But most of (entry level) oil and gas work was in OKC or out in the country (Beggs, Stillwater, Bartlesville). We had aerospace but I frankly am not interested in that industry. Had an interview with Nordam but that's all I could find.",
"Gotcha.",
"A corpus luteum is what remains of a follicle in the ovary after ovulation, so a corpus luteum doesn’t form if ovulation doesn’t take place. You can’t get pregnant without ovulating, so even if a corpus luteum formed anyway, it would be useless (for support of a pregnancy) in the absence of ovulation.\n\nSo you’re right that birth control does inhibit development of the corpus luteum (because it inhibits ovulation), it just doesn’t make much of a difference in the big picture!",
"Are you including sewage, trash, HOA, internet? Or just water electric and gas?",
"Why would his opinion affect the credibility of otherwise potentially factual statements? ",
"Have you ever had your mind changed from reading anything? If your answer is no then you dont read enough or you're not the target audience",
"It shows that the rest of his statements aren’t factual.",
"I live in the city (suburbs) and I would hate living out there in the rural areas. But at the same time I'd like some quiet time.",
"The idea would be that the birth control may not succeed in preventing ovulation, but may still inhibit proper formation/function of the corpus luteum. As in, Functions 1 and 2 (prevention of ovulation and thickening of cervical mucus) fail, but Function 1a (rendering the endometrium inhospitable) succeeds, resulting in an early abortion when the embryo fails to implant. Does that make sense? I don’t know whether this could actually happen, just have been told that there’s a hypothetical outside chance of it.",
"I totally agree with every one of those bumper stickers AND I totally agree with you. Usually it’s tree hugging hippies covering their cars but that’s probably not the case here. Just a random nutjob.",
"Ok. I guess I can charge $1100. I’m an hour from the city but hit all the other marks. Plus the shed comes with a free possum or possibly a raccoon. I’m too scared to see what actually got in there. ",
"Hmm, that's interesting. I also have a (minor) degree in biology, and I'm heavily leaning towards pro-life, except I don't mind plan-B or any other \"day after\" drugs. I suppose that I would even be fine with abortion up until the embryo phase ends, but I think the cut off should be very early based on the fact that it has a working brain, ears that can listen, the ability to react to pain, etc.",
"Yeah I wasn’t sure about Tulsa in particular, all the engineers I knew moved to OK after the work slowed down in Pennsylvania. ",
"No HOA. Included sewage, trash, electric, and gas. Internet is an extra $40 a month on top of that for 50Mb AT&T internet. There are lower packages though.",
"Move to IB",
"I’m the exact opposite. I pretty well despise living anywhere near the city. I’d much rather still be out in the sticks, 5 or 6 miles of dirt roads to get home every day. The closest thing to traffic being during harvest season. Hell, I remember just 2 or 3 years ago, living in a place with absolutely no cell reception. If people wanted to know what I was doing, they had to come over and actually knock (not really, we’d almost always hear them pulling down the driveway and meet them on the porch) I loved it, it was great living. ",
"Nice",
"I actually am aware of the official Catholic teaching, I went to Catholic school. We had a full sex-ed program, which of course suggested and promoted abstinence, but we were taught the \"other methods\" of birth control as well.\n\nI think you'd be very surprised to learn about the views of most modern Catholics, and I say that as a member of the community. I understand I am sinning, as many Catholics do on a daily basis, and I strive to get better. But, fact of the matter is very few Catholics look to infringe on the rights of people; we just consider fetuses people as well. ",
"Ahh ok, I see what you’re saying! That does make sense.",
"That's weird, because usual reason a person is against all abortions is religious. Specifically, in America, this would be Christian of an at least somewhat conservative bent.\n\nChristians of a conservative bent are typically somewhat strict about extramarital sex. This is certainly my experience.\n\nIf your against all abortion and you're *not* religious, you are just trolling really.",
">If your against all abortion and you're not religious, you are just trolling really.\n\nI'm an atheist and I'm against all abortion except for the life of the mother.\n\nNot trolling.",
"So where's the crime? ",
"yeah no we totally did dude\n\njust because we hate someone doesn't mean we don't hate the other candidate *more*",
"I think I missed the part where I claimed he committed any crimes.\n\nWould you care to point it out? ",
"I can't think of a good reason for that then, unless you're just against female sexuality and autonomy. \n\nIn which case you'd be against birth control too if you're consistent, I guess.\n\nRemember, we're talking about preventing termination of a fertilized egg that you need a microscope to see. It's pretty heavy lifting to tell a woman \"no, you shouldn't do that, you ought to have the child\" if the reason is \"I just prefer that\" rather than \"God says so\", which at least is a reasonable reason.\n",
"I'm against unnecessarily destroying human life.",
"I’ve seen the sign for the town so many times idk how I misspelled it lol",
"Hehe, i have 2 roommates and 8 housemates for 850/mo in santa barbara and i wanna die :D",
"Alright. I'll admit the Zune was better. It was astonishingly better. And I used a bad analogy.\n\nBut I think my offhand observation is still essentially correct.\n\nI was in OKC for the bombing and at fairly exclusive parties the elite we're whispering \"this'll put us on the map.\" There's just an underlying mass inferiority complex. And it's self-fulfilling.\n\nOKC just doesn't have cultural relevance because Oklahomans can't collectively be weird or cutting edge.\n\nI had access to OK governors and deciders several times even as a kid and they'd always say something like \"What's coming? What can we do to diversify and be more like Texas?\"\n\nIn the 80's I said \"Software.\" In '92, I said VR. In '93 I said \"Internet.\" In '94 I said \"mobile devices.\" In '98 I said \"biomedical, bionics, genetics.\" In 2001, I said Solar, Wind and Nuclear. In 2009, I said \"Spaceports and drones.\" In every case, I said \"education, education, education. But make sure your educated people have a reason to stay.\" But all they had to do is pick one to excel at.\n\nI'm not a magical prophet visionary, I just read periodicals.",
"You're lying imo. All you Republicans do is lie. You wanted to like Trump, you loved his hate. But now that he's exposed himself as an evil fraud you have buyers remorse. Nice try though.",
"Pontotoc County. Overpriced rent for houses that are falling apart. And chances are someone's doing meth down the street.",
"Oh, I get it. You're trolling.\n\nA microscopic zygote is not a human being, and you know this perfectly well. You might as well say a skyscraper or a swimming pool is a human life and also oughtn't be destroyed.\n\nThere are *religious* doctrines that hold that a zygote is a person; they're silly and bogus in my opinion, but at least they're sincerely held. But that doesn't apply to you, does it?\n\nRemember, you're saying that a woman ought to have an unwanted child she can't afford and isn't emotionally prepared to raise, possibly because of one night stand. Or maybe she was raped by her stepfather, since you did say \"life of the mother\" is the only exception.\n\nIf you don't have a religious justification for that, you're just being cruel and objectively evil. You should maybe stop doing that.",
"What does trolling mean to you? I am certainly not lying or trying to provoke you. \n\nYou may disagree with me, that's fine. I'm not trolling. \n\nI have done a lot of thinking on the subject for most of my life, I used to be on the pro choice side, but I've gone to the other side somewhat in the past year. I'm willing to hear your argument.\n\nWhen do you think its too far along to abort a fetus?\n",
"Everybody has had their mind changed from reading something. Don't be so dumb to say such a thing. My question was, have you ever had your mind changed from a \"bumper sticker\"? That is completely different than a printed book or written paper. Don't make such stupid comparisons.",
"Definitely had to google that to figure that out that it was Ada area. ",
"But the only conclusion made from it is that there are nutty people in Oklahoma who think letters on their truck will somehow make a great political statement.",
"Yes. People that are dumb and easily swayed. Should they be the ones casting votes for our country? Scares the crap out of me.",
"Not really. They just hope that bumper sticker sells.",
"Do you realize that the purpose of that is in case that the car is in a crash, the first responders know to also look for a baby in the crashed vehicle. Not just the adults which are easier to find.",
"You can't be a Democrat and a Redditor. Decide now........waiting.....",
"Totally agree. It may have a tiny effect on people that are naturally dimwitted. But for anyone with a little it of sense....no effect at all.",
"I believe that everyone should have a say no matter what, more for moral reasons than any other.",
"What's your point? ",
"So what did you do about it?\n",
"So let's say a society has 10% really smart people, another 10% average intelligence, and 80% well below average intelligence...just dumb as rocks and easily persuaded to vote any way.\n\nShould those 80% be able to vote and essentially decide the direction of that society? And everyone abides by the majority rule, even if it is totally insane?\n\nI'm not saying which way is right, but when we have a vote, and it is for something very important, and the results come out very close...I often wonder which way the way under informed, way under intelligent voted. And did that sway the decision.",
"Jeeze, what year were you born?",
"I've only seen a few of them on reddit, we don't see this in our little country ",
"It's definitely an American thing. ",
"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_Broad_Daylight",
"You answered far better than I could have, thanks",
"I kind of like having a stiff upper lip",
"No problem safefart, stay safe.",
"The same concept applies. Just because its on a bumper sticker doesnt mean it cant be insightful. Just because it's in a book doesn't mean it is. \n\nI dont put stickers on my car, but I would be lying if I said I'd never seen a clever one. Maybe they never have instantly \"changed my mind\", but maybe they've put a thought in my head that with the help of other information ultimately led me to form a different opinion. Like a butterfly effect.",
"Lol",
"It's usually our poor that decorate their cars in such a way.\n\nBe it left or right. \n\nthe poor here tend to be highly uneducated.",
"And a liberal use of the command sentence structure and the implied \"you\" of those sentences.",
"That's I-40 lol. There's a sign in the background. But as it is on the stretch that's also OK-270, it could be I-40 towards Shawnee and then take the southern way into Stoolwater.\n\nEither that or it's the stretch that heads to Calumet on the west side of the City.\n\nEdit: Includes Hwy 3 in the picture. Definitely Shawnee side",
"Logically you’d only let the intelligent vote\n\nMorally you’d let everyone vote\n\nPersonally I’d still stick with everyone being able to vote, although it’s not necessarily logical I believe that it is the most morally correct decision. \n\nI could talk about how otherwise it would all be ruled by elitism and how there can be some major corruption issues, but I don’t feel like taking the time to nor do I feel like I could argue that well",
"And how exactly does him not liking Marx do that?",
">So there isn't any chance (literally 0%) of the plan B pill getting rid of a fertilized egg?\n\nIf she has been on birth control for a long time and only recently come off it, or repeatedly used emergency contraception recently, that can mean that the uterus wall is thinner and the embryo consequently fails to implant. However, there is no evidence that using it as a one-off emergency contraceptive in the absence of any other drugs increases the chance of a failed implantation.\n\nSo basically, just be rigorous in ensuring condom use (or, I suppose, abstinence) for a few weeks after taking emergency contraception to eliminate the possibility.\n\n> In that situation does the fertilized egg remain or would the plan B pill get rid of it?\n\nAssuming no other inhibiting factors like the aforementioned, it remains and pregnancy occurs. This occurs for about 5 to 10% of women who use the pill.\n\nShe'd have to take an abortion pill to get rid of it, which is different from an emergency contraceptive and works by inhibiting progesterone to break down the uterus lining and then makes the uterus contract, essentially causing a miscarriage.",
"Galveston's got plenty they aren't using. The jellyfish are but I've never been fond of them.",
"How's the relationship between Greece, NY and Troy, NY?",
"Tonight on Pay-Per-View: East vs West Reno, TX.",
"... Those clever devils.",
"One of the few names I think we've taken and likely to be renamed Freedom Town if we have. Love my state but we're pretty reliable on this sort of thing.",
"Just the tip, then?",
"My entire life in this state and I never knew we had a place called \"White Settlement.\" That has all the feel of \"generic trading post back in the day that never decided on a name before it became an officially sanctioned U.S. city for tax and census purposes.\"",
"WHO comes up with these names and, far more important, who puts the rubber stamp to it? I keep imagining some governor or another back in 1824 looking at the proposal for these names, thinking for a sec, and deciding that some place like \"Toad Lick\" or \"Intercourse\" sounds like a logical and agreeable name for a township.",
"I am in agreement. I don't have the time or will power to figure it out. I actually have no strong feeling one way or the other. Just thinking it out by taking a counter-point.\n\n",
"I seem to recall the Sooners having a more complicated and involved fight song but I guess it comes to the same lol\n\n... I love that show. It was originally meant to poke fun at small town life in Texas but Texas embraces all of its varied and contradictory stereotypes and I've yet to meet a person here that doesn't think that show nailed it.",
"Definitely wasn't a subset in Catholic Louisiana. ",
"I'm suspicious of that sky, too. I mean, blue? How likely is that?",
"Gotta bite it first to see if it's real.",
"Seriously? :D If you didn't understand that I call him ‘Obamba’ deliberately in a demeaning manner and that my reactions to your repeated queries were sarcastic (hence the same ‘you know, the one who’ opening to suggest I'm very well aware of the ‘error’), you should be questioning your own intelligence, lol. I bet this is how all libtards feel so superior and smart—you misinterpret or entirely fail to understand others and then feel very smart within your bubble of ignorance. Always a pleasure! :D",
"Kansas City, MO was incorporated before the state of Kansas even existed.",
"Wow,that's so clever. What's it even supposed to mean?",
"Study, read some books, contemplate, and the answer will be revealed to you. Probably…",
"O-bam-ba? I know you're not a native English speaker, but I'm sure you can figure out that if you're trying to make it be pronounced like bomb, you're doing it wrong",
"check my post history, i was responding to: \n\n>They hated Hillary and they voted for her? I think not.\n\nnot anything you said about trump.\n\nplenty of us hated hillary and voted for her anyway. I have no trouble believing that people did the same with trump.",
">But Trump hasn't actually done anything?\n\nSure he has. He's hired a bunch of criminals for his infantile administration.\n\n",
"Sexual assault is a crime!",
"No, I'm not trying to do that at all, and I'm astonished at how simple-minded, unimaginative, and yet shamelessly condescending you are. :D\n\nJust so you finally know and we can finish this embarrassing exchange, because you don't seem to be able to figure this out on your own, the inspiration for ‘Obamba’ comes from its linguistic similarity to Central African languages and the Obamba ethnic group located in Gabon. One day, they apparently put one of them in a suit to win the black vote for the Democrats in the US presidential election.",
">It is not murder to deny someone use of your body, even if that results in their death. If you need a kidney, and I am a match, you have no right to my kidney.\n\nNo, I don't. But by bringing life into existence the parents have automatically accepted a greater degree of responsibility than they would otherwise have held. And that responsibility is to protect the life of their child. That's why it's a crime (negligence) to irresponsible threaten your child's life.\n\nI agree with everything else you've said. \n\n\n\n\n",
"I was just south of those in Brookehaven, my buddy lived right at the corner Creekdale and Main",
"https://i.redd.it/jqpiumjoiw501.png\n\n~65% of the state lives in the three metro areas.",
"Yeah, only \"bad\" part is that there's only two walkable bars from there, but the upside is that the Uber is dirt cheap to and from that area.",
"Incoming freshy and native",
"So now you're an expert on what the FBI actually knows? #MAGA Manafort And Gates Arrested!!! LOL!!!",
"haha only one i know of is Henry Hudsons, I though there was a Hooters up near I35, if you consider that walkable. ",
"Yes. I guess /s is super duper important. ",
"Get involved in campus, you'll do better in school. I've watched a lot of Normanites make it by in school, but the ones that do well are in at least two organizations. It forces you to mentally \"be at college.\" Otherwise, it's just a continuation of high school.\n\nI used to do advising for the College of Engineering before getting on one of their boards.",
"Oh, they built Pub W a few years ago. It's not far from Hudson's",
"aww, my uncle owned blue bonnet down on main near porter. but I was a teenager when i was there so never went ",
"Hot Springs isn’t too shabby of a name either. A bit generic, but good.",
"Thanks, Im incomin STEM and I do plan living on campus",
"Oh that's a rare choice. A good one though. Good luck!",
"Because I don't have to.",
"You could've saved a lot of time and just said \"I'm a racist\"",
"REEEEEEEEEEEE!",
"That's pretty hilarious considering how triggered you got just by me saying Tromp. Why are you such a Twink fanboy?",
"Oh, you mean when I said „call Trump whatever you want“ because I didn't care? Yeah, I was quite furious and you hurt my feelings! :D\n\nOkay, it's been sort of funny arguing with you but your dim-witted and spiteful behaviour has become boring now so this will be all, bye.",
"It's amazing how often Trumpets like you turn out to be foreign. I try not to buy into the \"everybody who supports Trump is a Russian troll\" mentality, but it's hard when you people are constantly reaching across the Atlantic to jack him off.",
"Disliked? Maybe. Hated? No.",
"Uh, independant? Or libertarian? Or no party? \n\nOnly 25% of the electorate are republican. 50% are conservative.",
"That logic applies 1 to 1 in justifying enforced organ harvesting. You don't get to pick and choose unless you can validly differentiate, and if you're arguing for that line of indirect responsibility, you've invalidated the defense that there is no decision in the organ case, unless you want to additionally argue for additional extreme positions that would practically cause mass suffering.\n\nEither abortions are consistent with your values, or enforced organ harvesting is. You don't get to take the one you like and pretend that the other isn't a rational extension, the same way you can't coherently believe people should be legally responsible for DUIs, yet also that they can't consent while intoxicated.\n\nWe are not talking about the responsibility you are discussing to a born child. That is a separate issue. I will further clarify that I do not perceive unborn children as persons deserving of equal or full rights in the first place, but that I am assuming this premise so as to demonstrate that the pro-life argument is fundamentally immoral, illogical within the moral context of our societal metanarratives, and incompatible with our protected liberties even if I accept it's fundamental assertions.",
"I'll be willing to sport you $25USD if you can provide proof that you have a minor in bio from a non-Christian university. However you want--BTC, PayPal, whatever.",
"ok, sure thing champ",
">That logic applies 1 to 1 in justifying enforced organ harvesting. You don't get to pick and choose unless you can validly differentiate\n\nI can differentiate. When two people make a child, they accept the additional responsibility that comes with protecting the child's life. The Government cannot simply harvest organs because individuals have not consented in any way to that.\n\nI see no reason why the responsibility to a born child should be any different to a unborn child. I think the argument is fundamentally about protecting life. By your logic about the lesser value of unborn life, you should technically be ok with aborting a child a few hours before birth.",
"Largest =/= most populous",
"Are you serious? In the context of talking about \"largest cities\" not one person would think it's referring to geographic size. Do you have Asperger's?",
"The context was a given considering the comment I was replying to. I don't recall asking your opinion. You come off as a condescending cunt.",
"No, you can't. When two people make a child, they accept by proxy the additional responsibility that comes with creating an entity with organs that may protect other's life. If parents are allowed to consent by proxy for their children in innumerable other ways, this is far from a stretch. Of course, the whole rape argument invalidates this, but I have little interest in that line of discussion for obvious reasons.\n\nOne can't persist without the direct use of another's body not being denied it in isolation, the other can.\n\nI have no compulsion to protect life blindly. If you do, I suggest you're misplacing your fear of death.\n\nI am technically okay with the abortion of a child at any point prior to birth, yes. Practically, the farther along it gets the more suspect the decision is, but again, supporting the right to do something does not necessitate blanket acceptance of the choice to exercise that right. I'm not sure why you're addressing the claim I specifically said I wasn't focusing on entirely because the pro-slavery argument is wrong on the basis of it's own premises, but if you want to go down that route, fine: an unborn child is less a person than several of the animals I routinely consume the flesh of. It would be inconsistent for me to be okay with their deaths, but not that of their inferiors. At that point, someone might mention that the unborn child will become more of a person than them over time. I agree that that's likely should they survive, but if that's your argument, no sperm or ovum should ever be needlessly wasted, as doing so constitutes the murder of half of a Human being that could be. If you want to reason about the future like that with unborn children, there are no clean cut offs, just where your ability to project your feelings onto the pre-Human ends.",
"I have a coworker for whom it causes heavy, daily bleeding :(",
"turn that frown upside down...",
">the whole rape argument invalidates this, but I have little interest in that line of discussion for obvious reasons.\n\nJust for the record, I'm not pro-life in this situation.\n\n>I have no compulsion to protect life blindly.\n\nI'm not entirely clear on what you mean here. The government does protect life blindly when it outlaws all suicides and murders.\n\n>I am technically okay with the abortion of a child at any point prior to birth, yes.\n\nWould an abortion be ok half an hour the birth? That's a fully formed baby you're talking about. By that logic, it would be fine to kill it after it was born. It's the same lifeform after all.\n\n>no sperm or ovum should ever be needlessly wasted\n\nSperm will not grow into a human and thus does not have any potential for life on its own. A fertilised egg clearly does. Having said that, this is an area where I'm pro-choice. I think more research needs to be done concerning exactly where life first originates and I cannot conclusively say that it starts upon fertilisation. But I think it's fairly clear within the first few months of pregnancy that a life has been created.\n\n",
">The government does protect life blindly when it outlaws all suicides and murders.\n\nNo it doesn't, and I'm not the government. Goalpost shifting much?\n\n>Would an abortion be ok half an hour the birth? That's a fully formed baby you're talking about. By that logic, it would be fine to kill it after it was born. It's the same lifeform after all.\n\nYes. No. Irrelevant, and I've already explained why.\n\n>Sperm will not grow into a human and thus does not have any potential for life on its own. A fertilised egg clearly does. Having said that, this is an area where I'm pro-choice. I think more research needs to be done concerning exactly where life first originates and I cannot conclusively say that it starts upon fertilisation. But I think it's fairly clear within the first few months of pregnancy that a life has been created.\n\nSo you admit gross ignorance of biology, assume everyone else is equally ignorant, completely ignore my actual argument to attack a strawman, and then just assume the conclusion you wanted. Are you even trying to be rational?",
">No it doesn't, and I'm not the government. Goalpost shifting much?\n\nI'm not trying to shift goalposts, I'm just trying to understand why you would't defend life blindly. Life is a good thing generally that should be defended.\n>Yes. No. Irrelevant, and I've already explained why.\n\nA baby about to be born is absolutely fully formed. In fact, babies can be born at 7 months and survive fine. What is it about falling out of the vaginal canal that suddenly means someone isn't allowed to kill you?\n\n>So you admit gross ignorance of biology, assume everyone else is equally ignorant, completely ignore my actual argument to attack a strawman, and then just assume the conclusion you wanted. Are you even trying to be rational?\n\nI really wasn't try to strawman you. I'll answer any direct question you give me. And yes, I do accept ignorance of biology in the sense that it's debatable where exactly life begins. Where do you think it begins? I've literally said I'm pro-choice in regards to the first few months of pregnancy and you're still arguing with me about it. I'm agreeing with you in this area!",
">Life is a good thing generally that should be defended.\n\nAppeal to nature?\n\n>A baby about to be born is absolutely fully formed. In fact, babies can be born at 7 months and survive fine. What is it about falling out of the vaginal canal that suddenly means someone isn't allowed to kill you?\n\nThe part where I already explained to you why I disagree in a prior post. If you can't be bothered to read and respond coherently to my posts, I'm not sure why you engage in discussion at all. Hell, I've had to say this twice now.\n\n>I really wasn't try to strawman you. I'll answer any direct question you give me.\n\nThen why have you ignored many things, including the core points of my arguments, repeatedly?\n\n>And yes, I do accept ignorance of biology in the sense that it's debatable where exactly life begins. Where do you think it begins?\n\nWhen the conditions of life are satisfied. Your ignorance of biology is not a valid argument. Worse, this is completely immaterial to my actual argument. You are attacking a strawman instead of what my actual point was: that there is no coherent cut off if what you value is the thing's future potential, as a two-part argument wherein the other part was me arguing why the present-state of the unborn child is inferior to that of a full-fledged person. You have not argued why life is a meaningful cut off, you've just assumed it and rambled on about your ignorance of what constitutes life. Even this is just part of a multi-part argument as to why the \"pro-life\" side is, in every possible sense, wrong.\n\n>I've literally said I'm pro-choice in regards to the first few months of pregnancy and you're still arguing with me about it. I'm agreeing with you in this area!\n\nNo, that's not what I'm arguing about at all.",
">Then why have you ignored many things, including the core points of my arguments, repeatedly?\n\nIf I haven't responded to some of your arguments, it's probably because I agree with them. In fact I agree with much of what you've said. The only thing I disagree with you about at this point is that you should be allowed to kill a fully formed baby. And you still haven't answered my direct question: What is it about falling out of the vaginal canal that suddenly means someone isn't allowed to kill you?\n\n>Your ignorance of biology is not a valid argument.\n\nI never said it was. I said my ignorance on the subject of where life begins means I would not legislate on this basis. Read my comment again.\n\n>You have not argued why life is a meaningful cut off,\n\nThis is getting quite philosophical now. In civilised society, we do generally try to protect life. For example, we have laws against murder. People also generally believe life does have intrinsic value and that it's a human being's right to have their life protected to some extent. We also protect the lives of newborn babies. I don't see a reason we shouldn't also protect the lives of babies at 7 months seeing as they basically have the same features: developed brains, bodies ect. If you don't think life is a meaningful cut off then why do you even think it's bad to kill people?",
">And you still haven't answered my direct question: What is it about falling out of the vaginal canal that suddenly means someone isn't allowed to kill you?\n\nI actually have literally answered this question already, and I've told you that I have three times now, by recollection.\n\n>I said my ignorance on the subject of where life begins means I would not legislate on this basis. Read my comment again.\n\nI guarantee you that is not what you said, regardless of if it's what you meant.\n\n>This is getting quite philosophical now.\n\nNot really? I'm saying there isn't a meaningful cutoff if you want to count future potential as being worthy of legal protections granting a non-person a certain standard of rights contextualized by our discussion. You are (indirectly) claiming that life is such a cutoff. I am asking you why you think life is a distinct cut off. Why is a sperm and an ovum that can be a future person not worthy of protection, but the fertilized ovum worthy of that protection? Why is this even your argument (life being the cut off) when you've already stated you don't mind abortions early in pregnancy? Do you mean life in the sense of \"it can survive outside the womb?\" Then why is that a valid cut off? So can a pig, but that doesn't mean I don't revel in it's slaughter and feast upon it's mutilated and commodified corpse.\n\n>People also generally believe life does have intrinsic value and that it's a human being's right to have their life protected to some extent.\n\nI do not believe in intrinsic value. I do not believe in the concept of inherent rights. Value exists entirely in the mind, and rights are an abstract construct by the mighty to safeguard the weak.\n\n>If you don't think life is a meaningful cut off then why do you even think it's bad to kill people?\n\nI think it's bad to kill people because I value the liberty of persons as the foundation of my set of values, and I value the right to life as one of the most valuable freedoms.",
"Dude. That's not a bad deal. Don't be upset. You get to live in a nice city and pay a reasonable rate. \n\nYou really wanna trade that to live in a McMansion you'll never even use half of in Nowheresville? ",
"I'm the guy who let's people know they are hopelessly losing their argument.\n\nHi!",
"Rare photo of I-40 with ALL FOUR LANES OPEN!",
"> I guarantee you that is not what you said, regardless of if it's what you meant.\n\nI must have misspoke then. Sorry.\n\n>Why is this even your argument (life being the cut off) when you've already stated you don't mind abortions early in pregnancy? \n\nBecause as I have stated, I cannot be as sure that that is life. You yourself stated that as a pregnancy goes on, the decision to terminate it becomes more suspect. I just think life does have intrinsic value. And yes, that even includes pigs!\n\n>I do not believe in intrinsic value. I do not believe in the concept of inherent rights. Value exists entirely in the mind, and rights are an abstract construct by the mighty to safeguard the weak.\n\nFair enough. That's a philosophical opinion that some of my family members hold. I can see why you hold you views on abortion now.\n\n>I think it's bad to kill people because I value the liberty of persons as the foundation of my set of values, and I value the right to life as one of the most valuable freedoms.\n\nThen one final question: If you value the right to life as on of the most valuable freedoms, why is it ok to take it away from a lifeforms mere hours away from birth? In the context of your values I mean. Is the choice to give birth a more valuable freedom to you than life?\n\nOtherwise, interesting discussion.\n\n\n\n",
">Because as I have stated, I cannot be as sure that that is life.\n\nSperm and Ova are alive. They are absolutely living cells. You can even argue they're human, although that's more a by-design than by-basis-of-design. You also, again, ignored part of what I said. Do you mean life in the sense of life that can survive on it's own? I say that the decision becomes suspect the longer a pregnancy goes on for a variety of reasons, but mostly because more and more of the burden has already been paid. Warranting greater scrutiny in no way implies I think there's greater cause to interfere. If I see someone acting suspicious, that may warrant me paying more attention to them, but it doesn't warrant me denying their rights.\n\n>That's a philosophical opinion\n\nObjective facts.\n\n>Then one final question: If you value the right to life as on of the most valuable freedoms, why is it ok to take it away from a lifeforms mere hours away from birth? In the context of your values I mean. Is the choice to give birth a more valuable freedom to you than life?\n\nThe baby's liberty to the use of it's mother's flesh is inferior than the mother's liberty to her flesh. You have more of a right to the use of your property than other people do. Furthermore, the decision to deny the unborn child her flesh is not murder regardless because the potential death of the unborn child is an indirect result of her denying it her flesh, not a direct one. It is not murder if you're staying with me, and I kick you out, and then you die on the street. You might argue there's associated responsibility on some level, but I highly doubt you'd then argue I didn't have the right to kick someone out. Direct vs indirect results matter, otherwise you could form the argument that not donating to a panhandler or the like could constitute murder.",
">Do you mean life in the sense of life that can survive on it's own?\n\nNot really. Because not all babies at say, 7 months can survive own their own. But if a lifeform can survive on its own I think the decision to terminate it becomes more suspect. The way I see it it's sorta like a person on life support then.\n\n>The baby's liberty to the use of it's mother's flesh is inferior than the mother's liberty to her flesh.\n\nI tend to hold the view that when the mother has carried the child to 5 to 9 months she consented to using her flesh to deliver the child. Because she accepted responsibility of growing a living person. But as you say, values are subjective. And I can see how yours are consistent with you stance on this issue.\n\nInteresting conversation!\n\n",
">Not really.\n\nThen what is your criterion against abortions later on in pregnancy? You've not really specified aside from rambling about being able to survive out of the womb.\n\n>I tend to hold the view that when the mother has carried the child to 5 to 9 months she consented to using her flesh to deliver the child.\n\nSo women can't change their minds, got it. Consent is immutable once given.",
"Hi Fuzzdump's alternate account! Glad you're still steaming over an argument you lost four days ago! ",
">You've not really specified aside from being able to survive out of the womb.\n\nThat's certainly an important part of it. If a baby can survive outside the womb it's clearly a developed human. A big part of it for me is increased brain activity as well. We don't know for sure what consciousness it but we know it's probably linked to the brain.\n\n>So women can't change their minds, got it. Consent is immutable once given.\n\nYes, almost like a contract.",
"> Yes, almost like a contract.\n\nSo you like to rape women, got it.\n\nP.S. That isn't how contract law works.",
"Legally requiring a pregnancy to be finished is not rape.\n\nContracts make it harder for people to change their minds so for all intents and purposes it's like that.",
">Legally requiring a pregnancy to be finished is not rape.\n\nI didn't say it was.\n\n>Contracts make it harder for people to change their minds so for all intents and purposes it's like that.\n\nNo, they don't. Again, stop acting like you have a clue about topics you know nothing about.",
">I didn't say it was.\n\nYou said I \"like to rape women.\" What on earth did you mean by that?\n\n>No, they don't.\n\nThey obviously do. Why else would people use them. If you sign a contract saying you will pay me \"x\" amount of money and you change your mind about the purchase, I can legally sue you or press charges.",
">What on earth did you mean by that?\n\nI meant your concepts of consent would justify raping people.\n\n>They obviously do. Why else would people use them. If you sign a contract saying you will pay me \"x\" amount of money and you change your mind about the purchase, I can legally sue you or press charges.\n\nPerhaps if you'd read literally anything about contracts you'd know the answer to that, instead of pretending a random Redditor is Wikipedia, or, you know, think about it for five seconds.",
"> I meant your concepts of consent would justify raping people.\n\nJust for the record I obviously don't believe that. Committing to sex does not hold the same responsibility to committing to making a child or signing a contract. You can back out of sex because of that. Consent is not immutable in that regard.\n\nPerhaps if you'd read literally anything about contracts you'd know the answer to that, instead of pretending a random Redditor is Wikipedia, or, you know, think about it for five seconds.>\n\nPerhaps you could actually tell me why contracts don't work that way instead just saying I'm wrong. Maybe it's because they obviously do work that way but you can't even concede the most basic point to me. A contract reenforces a commitment and makes it harder for people to back out. That's obviously undeniable so I don't even know why you're arguing the point.",
">You can back out of consent sometimes, but not others times, because contracts! ...that you never agreed to, and I'm just deciding your consent for you... totally not rape!\n\nYour inability to even be consistent with yourself when rephrasing things says everything you need to know about why I've grown tired of you.",
"That's obviously true. You can back out of some forms of consent such as sex. Conversely, you can't back out of other forms of consent such as contracts. Nothing inconsistent about that.\n\nAlso, I was ready to end the conversation a few replies ago. That's why I said \"interesting conversation\" and \"one last question\". I just find it ridiculous that you can't even accept contracts make it harder for people to retract consent. Ask anyone that question and they will tell you contracts do that. I'm still waiting for your explanation as to why they don't do this. I'll probably never get one though because you don't have one.",
"And since then you've continued by saying more and more ignorant nonsense.\n\nI've literally even told you why you're wrong already, and you still refuse to reply to it and continue doing all the shit I've criticizes you for earlier. You're either trolling, or unwilling to learn.",
"Every reply you say the same thing. You say I'm talking nonsense but don't explain why and you make a general comment about how you told me something earlier in the conversation. I asked simply to clarify why you don't think contracts make it harder for people to retract consent. You didn't do that. The only person trolling/avoiding questions here is you.",
"I live on the west coast and plan on moving to SD in the next few years. I’m bracing myself for the high price of rent over there. Everyone over there needs a roommate or roommates. Lol",
"https://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/08/28/us/politics/donald-trump-housing-race.html"
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"Hm?",
"[Hmm Hmm Hmmm Hmmm](https://youtu.be/t05G0983BcI?t=44)",
"I might be mathing wrong but I’m pretty sure two tons is 4000 not 2500."
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"Ok, that's actually kinda fucked up.",
"Report them to the state department of labor and Equal Employment Opportunity Center/Agency (will likely have a different name in your state)",
"There should be contact information for those agencies online. You (probably) don't need to be personally harmed in order to send them an official form saying, \"This flower company is doing something super-duper-mega illegal over here.\".\n\nIf you're worried they'll get mad, don't. They'll be glad someone said something earlier in the process than later. ",
"LoL how many people you think have called them to bitch at them?",
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"I think it's her other skin, kinda like how you drape a towel over a chair",
"I watched the whole thing and missed it. ",
"It was watching you the whole time though",
"Thank you for the nightmares ",
"My immediate thoughts went to the 90's movie \"The Witches\"\n\nhttp://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100944/",
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"The link for all interested parties: http://www.dudeiwantthat.com/entertainment/action-figures/ferris-bueller-lego-minifigs.asp\n",
"Please, Please, Please let me get what I want",
"Cameron:\nHe'll keep calling me, he'll keep calling me until I come over. He'll make me feel guilty. This is uh... This is ridiculous, ok I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go. What - I'LL GO.",
"My best friend's sisters boyfriends girlfriend heard from this guy, who know this kid who's going with the girl that saw Ferris Bueler minifigs pass by on reddit last night......I guess it's pretty serious. "
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"Womsh",
"Subtitle should have been _'cause you didn't take our advice last year!_\n",
"It’s crazy bc these are two different magazines!",
"Took them a few years to catch on to the sheer power of CAPS LOCK",
"I'm pretty sure that's the same every month.",
"The blue bullet points being so close to the spine is mildly annoying. ",
"I used to get better homes and gardens magazine subscription delivered for about 2-3years. This is common practice. I saw them use the same headlines, pictures, articles quite a lot. I stopped subscribing when I worked it out felt so ripped off that they tell me something is the latest style and show a pic from 2years ago!",
"I mean, technically every single one of these shit publications is a repost of the one that came before. Every. Single. Time.",
"If it ain't broke...",
"What are you talking about?, it's halfway into the spine.",
"I feel like it's always the same with these magazines.",
"I had a two year subscription to Glamour mag, I noticed entire articles being repeated...same exact theme but different authors. Between that and having more ads than actual content pages, I don't spend my money on women's magazines anymore.",
"I just miss the margin/padding I guess.",
"But...*but*, the order is 1-3-2 instead of 1-2-3",
"This changes everything!\n",
"They are not fucking around anymore. ",
"But they've also lowered their expectations, possibly from lawsuits.\n\n\"We have been told by our attorneys that while we can guarantee lean legs, we cannot legally quantify the 'sexiness' of said appendages as that is a subjective measure of quality. Furthermore the flatness of abs is binary. They are either flat or they are not. The term 'superflat' imposes unnecessary qualifiers on an objective state of being. Additionally, while gluteal 'tightness' can be observed based on measures of muscle tension, 'highness' has no standard for evaluation, and is therefore an unrealistic expectation to imply.\"",
"High tushes are out. Today’s all about tight droopers.",
"As much as I hate these garbage women's magazines, at least they're trying to make women have sex lol",
"You know women enjoy sex, right?",
"It’s a PowerPoint template. Everyone in the biz uses it ",
"Just not with me. ",
"Who'da thought, these magazine do the same things over and over.",
"No, the first one tells you how to get *super*flat abs!",
"I had a subscription to Martha Stewart mag and kept all the issues for 3 to 5 years and every other year the articles for just about each month were exactly the like this. I stopped getting it. ",
"That's because all they want us to think about is not being fat, and to remind us that we may be fat, and that we should be not fat for men.",
"They didn’t even give OP credit, either.",
"That's funny and all, but I'm far more interested in why you save those magazines, and how the hell you saw one and thought \"I've seen this cover before, better check my archives!\"",
"Well when you only watch creepy Japanese porn where the girl is crying the entire time, you tend to think differently.",
"There are women who actually buy these..",
"User name checks out.",
"What else can women want? ",
"To be fair, it is the same with a lot of magazines.\n\nI used to subscribe to a few photography magazines, and after a few years I noticed that all the articles were repeatedly coming up. ",
"I had electric sex tonight, stuck it right in a 220.",
"That’s the type of shit people pulled in high school to get around plagiarism. ",
"Yeah, I used to subscribe to History Magazine but it just seemed to keep repeating itself.",
"r/repostsIRL",
"Sigh. Here- Take your upvote. ",
"Still waiting for the Popular MEchanics and Popular Science flying cars.",
"I’ll take the bikini body please. Make it fast please. I want to eat up. ",
"I understand why men buy magazines with a sexy swimsuit model on the cover, but I'm less clear why women do the same.\n\nMy hetro-normative bias notwithstanding, this remains a mystery to me.\n",
" Magazines #1 goal is to sell ad space, not write great content.",
"... What",
"Those bullet points just have tight tushes. ",
"In two years, the standards apparently lowered from *super*flat to just flat abs.",
"In all honesty, there's only so much new information you can find to fit into a special interest magazine. Certainly not enough to fill a dozen issues a year. At some point you have to start recycling the same old \"Twelve lens tips you need to now\", \"secrets of this years best nature photographs\", \"photo composition secrets from the pros\", etc., etc. It's no wonder that even back in the day, people didn't renew subscriptions to magazines like these for more than a few years.",
"SEXERCISE! ",
"I used to notice this as a kid reading my older siblings Archie comics and my new ones. Same storylines, updated wardrobe in the comic.",
"I read somewhere long ago that people can recognize and understand lowcase words faster than their uppercase conterparts. Changed how I used in game text chat forever. ",
"All these tips about sex only to have the experience ruined by the condom",
"Different magazines",
"I was reading an article about anti-gravity technology in a science magazine a few days ago... I couldn't put it down! ",
"Isnt that article out every may/june?",
"WomSH",
"Did each page also end with a mystery quickly brushed away on the next? because that is how most of there tv shows seem to be going these days.. Hunting Oak Island, Hunting Hitler and Hunting The Zodiac were all a little to Ice Road Trucker style for me. ",
"And that is how Zapp Brannigan got his name.",
"This is what the magazine industry calls *turnover*.\n\nA magazine like Smithsonian or Nat Geo has low turnover, they generally expect to keep subscribers for life. As a result they try to keep from repeating the same topic more than once every 10 years. When they do repeat, it will probably be written from scratch with the latest information.\n\nThe other extreme is pretty well known: Wedding magazines. Wedding magazines expect people to subscribe for 2 years max, probably less. Since the subscriber will inevitably *get married*, they can literally reprint articles on the regular and few will complain.\n\nMagazines like the one in OP probably are going for the checkout aisle crowd. I imagine they have cards inside that let you sign up for a 1 or 2 year subscription, but the modern woman probably ends up not renewing because the internet exists, so turnover is probably up there with wedding magazines.",
"That is super-interesting, thanks so much! ",
"Look at the example below for magazines simply lying to hawk their wares. Pathetic and intrusive.\n\nhttps://i.pinimg.com/736x/41/17/d5/4117d59946ba90fd3b195980f1648303--jennifer-anniston-jennifer-oneill.jpg",
"Once they figured that baby out they had no more need of adjectives like \"super\" and \"high\" and \"sexy\".",
"This utter shit reading material has been the Buzzfeed of magazines for like 40 years. \n\n",
"Well you got to be reminded on how to get that slim body and have perfect sex. They know what sells so it's the buyers that are actually interested in this stuff. The specific demographic love that shit apparently. ",
"They are different magazines?",
"Why are you having ET hold these for you?",
"Paying for these magazines is like paying for content in buzzfeed. ",
"Proof Asians rule https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmDmKiIUXvU",
"https://imgur.com/buyEHhY",
"WomSH",
"Wait... don't they usually print the exact same things every couple of months?",
"All of those type of magazine regurgitate the same stuff over and over. Men's Health is the worst offender. If you've ever bought one issue, you've bought them all.",
"It reminds me of Reddit sometimes ",
"Then there are the cooking magazines, where the turnover tends to be apple.",
"Did you find the cigarettes yet, dad?",
"Female gaze",
"Could you be a little less vague?",
"Will Germany win the 2nd war? Was it won by the Knights Templar? Who put the Jews in the Boxes? .... I love curse of oak island. But that dude who narrates needs to stick to Ancient Aliens. ",
"On the photography forums I visited I liked how the new photographers always took the same photos. It started with regular boring photos of skylines and trees, then they'd get artsy by taking photos so dark you can't make out anything but they like it because it's 'mysterious', they might also tilt the camera so your neck hurts or take super low depth of field photos of common objects where only the tiniest part of of picture is in focus. \n\nThen they learn about long exposure and photograph cars at night to see the tail lights make beams, maybe some generic star shots, then they burn steel wool and spin it around to make spark trails, and of course glow sticks to draw pictures or illuminate areas of their super-dark artsy photos. ",
"Classic Australian trash mags",
"I just got mad subscribing to something that was getting to be more and more advertising with less and less content. ",
"Have you never seen a men's fitness magazine? They all have super ripped impossible to get (unless you have 1% bodyfat) dudes on the front as well. It's aspirational.",
"Magazines are pish anyway",
"https://twitter.com/der_rosenkranz/status/944501805576269824",
"Thank you David Mitchell ",
"[Just a little bit. ](https://youtu.be/yzLT6_TQmq8)",
"\"Have electric sex tonight\"? I dunno, you should probably do a little more preparation because involving electricity play in your sex life.",
"Assuming the magazine on top is the newer one, it looks like they are lowering expectations. \"Sculpt your best bikini body now!\" became \"Bikini body now!\". It went from *super*flat abs to just flat abs, lean *sexy* legs to just lean legs, and *high* tight tush to just a tight tush. Less super, less sexy, and less high.\n\nAlso the exciting \"electric sex tonight\" became more utilitarian \"sexercise\".\n",
"That's why everyone needs a subscription to readers digest in the bathroom",
"Badass https://imgur.com/gallery/CjqAW",
"WomSH",
"So, Reddit in a nutshell. ",
"So, when's the baby due?",
"Especially when the picture isn't quite the same.",
"Fuck that bikini body, gimme a shrimp heaven!",
"what's a magazine, grandpa ?",
"HAhahaha",
"Except for the first printing, which would be Cherry.",
"Depends on how fat, really, and people's definition of fat is subjective. But yeah, people should try to be healthy for themselves if they can.",
"I completely forgot about Ancient Aliens that's probably part of the issue they seem to use the same narrator or two.\n\nAlso maybe Germany with the Knights Templar are all just playing the long game and the Zodiac Killers cypher's tell the secret.. guess we will never know, tides go in, tides go out, we don't know how it happens",
"only ever see them in airports.\n\n",
"Caps lock is cruise control for cool"
] | 100 | pics | Two years apart, IRL repost. |
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"Looks like it got sat on buy a really big butt",
"Looks like the clear coat is gone... haha",
"looks like some booty cheeks to me",
"Pic left - The ass with the jeans down. ))",
"Accidentally amazing paint job",
"Explosive farts",
"Looks bad too :)",
"Looks like a hip grape wearing sunglasses that has an iced out grill for teeth. "
] | 8 | pics | Hood on our minivan looks like a volcano |
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"Gorgeous. What kind van/rv were you in?",
"Not the type who keeps up with vehicle makes and models, but I rented it from Spaceships Campervans in London - pretty basic; a stove, bed, refrigerator. I split nights between pay motorhome parks and free pub parking lots.",
"Don't forget, no sheep are allowed to be taken up the A55....",
"Are you sure this is wales? , I don't see any people with too many toes.",
"You clearly are new to this #vanlife photography business...FTFY: https://i.imgur.com/UcXaWkG.jpg",
"I'd say I'm a bit newer to the r/pics post titling business. Should've never included campervan in the description.",
"If Skyrim has taught me anything, those stairs probably lead to a cave with bandits and some decent loot.",
"how fun is it to drive on narrow roads like this?",
"My ancestry is Welsh, and I have a few old relatives in Wales.\n\nI need to make it there one day. Such a gorgeous country. ",
"nice one",
"Where in wales was this?"
] | 11 | pics | Took a campervan trip through Wales - this is one of my favorite shots |
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"Well, you put out a lot of effort, thats what really counts.",
"sedentary job..heavy carbs from the mufin and hash, fat from the cheese and sausage and again hash, crazy amount of sodium, a cup full of sugar (OJ?)\n~700-900 calories for just on breakfast.\n\nhell, only 3 hours on a treadmill doing a brisk walk < 3.0 mph would burn that right off, assuming you are on the low side of the average american weight (around 150lbs for a male).\n\n\n\n....that sucks..",
"Mine was to cut down sugars....then my 11 year old bought me a donut with his own money...I couldn't turn it down.",
"Sedentary job - check\nDouble hash brown - check\nFull cup of OJ - check\nUnder 150 pounds - hahahaha",
"This isn't funny your mother and I are very worried",
"I mean, at least you got orange juice...."
] | 6 | pics | New Years resolution broken day 1 |
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/r/pics/comments/7npeao/new_car_smelled_like_death_found_this_guy_under/ | [
"Good place for grilling, apparently. You can also attach him to the crank for rotisserie. ",
"Can relate. Bought a used subaru, cooked a family of mice that had setup home in the engine compartment. Didn't know the poor bastards were there. ",
"This is a message from Don rizzo"
] | 3 | pics | New car smelled like death. Found this guy under engine cover. |
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"rapid cooling. i had to get stitched up once when this happened whilst washing dishes",
"How bad of a wound did it cause? Thankfully nobody was harmed with this ",
"a few stitches on my left thumb. not too bad. i wasn't gonna go to the ER but it wouldn't stop bleeding",
"[Duralex tempered glassware FTW.](https://www.duralexusa.com)"
] | 4 | pics | My girlfriend poured ice cold soda into a warm glass and it split right down the middle |
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/r/pics/comments/7nph1q/so_this_morning_i_got_in_my_car_and_my_water_was/ | [
"That’s cold for Texas! I wish it was 28 here right now. -8 when I got up this morning, 3 currently. Stay warm, friend!",
"We get true winter here in Bomb City every year. Texas is big. Really big.",
"Geez man negative 8??? Where's that I know it's got to be up north ",
"Is that Amarillo? Yeah the panhandle gets true winters. I lived in Oklahoma for some time and we always got winters there. ",
"Yup. Bomb City cause of the Pantex nuke plant",
"Wisconsin, but pretty much all of the Midwest is at that point right now. Fortunately for me I’m in the lower portion of the state. ",
"There was that time everything iced over in Austin about 2-3 Years back. Then it melted by 10am.\n\nWe survived the Long Winter once and we will do it again!",
"Geez man I couldn't live there. I always complain about Texas heat but up north Winters are the worst",
"Lol when I moved here in 09 Texas had the worst ice storm in history that they said. I crashed twiced during my move from Oklahoma to Texas in the ice. So I know when February hits we can get some ice but this is the coldest stretch we've had since 09\nIt's been cold off and on since October."
] | 9 | pics | So this morning I got in my car and my water was frozen solid, this is Texas. We haven't had a true winter in so many years. It's currently 28 degrees at 3:15pm |
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"Maybe they're just really small guys.",
"While this is certainly impressive, imagine laying out the original silicon pathways of the original general purpose CPUs. By hand. Because the computer capable of assisting _graphically_ hasn't been built yet.\n\n[Here's the Intel 4004.](http://regmedia.co.uk/2011/11/14/4004_die_large.jpg) All of those squiggles are the various transistors that make up the logic gates of the various functional blocks (adder, shift registers, multipliers).",
"J: It's kind of sad. We need to let them out. They need to know the world is bigger than that. K: Still a rookie. \n",
"Wow ",
"I worked for a company once designing water features. The company wouldn't pay for any software for the first few years that I worked there (heck they even made me buy my own toilet paper) everything was done the slow way. I've been on the ground working on a big project like this before and I can attest that it is hard on ones knees.",
"WTF this company wins the golden medal of best mean company competition ",
"Yeah. They sucked. It turned me off of the entire industry. I don't design water features or do architectural design any more. It turns out the reason that they hired a kid who was still in college was because those were the only people that would put up with their shit. The sad part is that I stayed there for years. Constant negging and undercutting my confidence convinced me that I would be un-hirable any where else. They barely paid me enough to keep me off public assistance making sure that I couldn't afford to live without them and wouldn't dare risk being fired. It was like an abusive marriage. Eventually I figured it out and split. I designed some awesome stuff for them. Big features for new developments, shopping centers, casinos, etc. But ultimately I should have just stayed in school. Doing much better now, designing for a totally different industry. Now I tolerate no bullshit from employers.",
"I understand how company's status effect on one self steam. Don't be angry or sad for your time with them cause a great achievement had been done there by you. Also you learned to be strong. Good luck "
] | 8 | pics | Engineers life before Autodesk creates AutoCAD software |
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"It's why I've mostly lost interest. The ads are just maddening to me. It is ads brought to you by ads. There is constantly a product being slammed in your face. ",
"And somehow the entire 4 hours is in itself an advertisement for the United States Military.",
"/u/mlalahoi, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No pictures with added/superimposed digital elements.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/mlalahoi&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7nphnq/the_nfl_is_the_best_advertisement_delivery_medium/?context=10\\))",
"I'll wait until just after dinner while my fiance is getting ready for bed and watch 3 games on fast forward in about 30 minutes. "
] | 4 | pics | The NFL is the best advertisement delivery medium ever invented |
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/r/pics/comments/7npiee/she_said_yes/ | [
"Neat ring",
"What is that center stone?",
"Congrats! And beautiful ring!",
"Sapphire",
"Congrats ring is amazing!",
"Arbys for dinner? awesome!",
"If you can't spring for Arbys on your engagement night it's not true love. ",
"will you be the horsey sauce on my roast beef sandwich?",
"Oh my god Kevie, I thought you'd never ask! Yes, of course! ",
"Who? Facebook? ",
"Adam, is that you? ",
"He went to Jared's",
"LPT: Ask her before showing her the ring.",
"Post this to r/happy! They will love it! Also love the ring color!Congrats",
"Congrats! ",
"Nice ",
"Congratulations!!",
"Lol good luck",
"I seriously want to steal that ring right now ",
"who the fuck cares? I used the bathroom this morning after I got up... also ate breakfast. ",
"awh congrats! the ring is so pretty:)",
"Thanks! some ~~most~~ people are being ass hats in here. \n\nedit: ",
"Grats!",
"Who did? Who are you? No one cares. ",
"Beautiful ring. Good luck, I hope you both rise to the challenge. ",
"Congratulations! Not everyone wants to be happy about other's life successes, but that doesn't matter. You're not for everyone and not everyone is for you, but you seem to have found the one that you're best suited for.",
"You forgot to mention the part where you hopped on the Internet to shit all over someone else's happy moment. ",
"i see 1-2 bad comments and 15+ \"congratulations!\"...\nif you think congratulating you is being an ass hat then you should reconsider posting happy moments of your life.... ",
"Most of them have been remove by the mods now, you're about a day late. thank you!\n",
"as far as i can see 2 have been removed?",
"Congratulations! Beautiful ring :)\n",
"Cause getting up and taking a shit is a big step in life like marriage right?",
"Oh so using the bathroom is something you only do once, maybe twice a year? Congratulations to you too Fuckwad. ",
"Some people forget that reddit isn't like YouTube, where they can shit all over anonymous folks and make themselves feel better because they're such losers. ",
"he was also speaking for me. idgaf about this",
"I love the ring! ",
"Some cheap shit, right u/nicoderm?",
"Real ones aren't cheap at all. The lab-created ones are more affordable for sure, though. ",
"Who fuckin' cares?",
"Thanks!\n",
"That ring tho. Gorgeous!",
"cool sapphire "
] | 49 | pics | She said yes! |
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"This makes me feel like I'm craning my neck, nice shot!",
"I must've looked pretty stupid when I took this photo haha. Thanks!",
"Thanks for the wallpaper :D"
] | 3 | pics | I took a picture of the Eiffel Tower |
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/r/pics/comments/7npj23/first_day_back_in_this_office_this_year_i_never/ | [
"We are waiting for the post for when you do type the wrong date.",
"\"Jim, why are my balance sheets all wrong? I don't know, but look how perfect the year is\"",
"In the case that occurs expect a full imgur gallery where I chronicle my rehabilitation.",
"What’s the plan for Jan 7?",
"Better to get poked 36 times a year than 365 times a year.",
"Speak for yourself, lol ",
"Hope you’re not an accountant ",
"You forgot all of July. ",
"\"Thanks Jim. I see your point.\"",
"You are very sharp",
"IDK, this looks a little tacky.",
"Between 6 and 8, I'm sort of a prick.",
"/r/osha does *not* approve.",
" I assumed you write it with the letters ",
"Strictly XX/XX/XX format. And by strictly I mean today is 01/02/18, not 1/2/18.\n\nSeriously fuck that\n\nNow excuse me while I check for random 17's in my work.\n\ne: for anyone curious 6/13 things had 17's where there should have been 18's.",
"Good save. ",
"Also very tacky",
"The habit is so strong with me that I would have shorted out my keyboard with blood.",
"You only write the year once and only once every day?",
"Or working in IT. ",
"See, being on Reddit at work is a GOOD thing!",
"Will this work for drunk dialing also? ",
"This could also be a masochist's dream.",
"Ctrl+C/Ctrl+V?",
"Knowing myself, I'd still have a bunch of holes on my finger at the end of the day ",
"It's a Sunday...dude thought this through.",
"Except in 5 days from now",
"1/7/18 is the new Y2K",
"I'll need a miracle... or a thimble.",
"It's a Sunday, so we're good.",
"For when I'm using Skype for Business when inebriated, maybe.",
"Plot twist: no one reaches their finger up that high to type. ",
"10/10 this is awesome. I did it so many times today. I will be using this tomorrow! ",
"Hi, u/Lukavyy. I'm [no one](https://media1.giphy.com/media/7jMVtv69xwW0E/giphy.gif).",
"Ok, that truly made me LOL. Nicely done.",
"u/ol_norm is not responsible for any damages associated with, caused by or incurred from attempted replication of this posts content.",
"you don't use hotkeys to give you current date?\n\nscrub.\n\n/s ",
"\"Ah! You're right! Hot keys... how could I forget...?\"\n\n*lights blow torch*",
"You’d feel a bit of a prick if you did!",
"Protip if you're using excel, hit ctrl+semicolon and it'll insert the current date, ctrl+shift+semicolon will do the current time.",
"I prefer XXXX.XX.XX for 2018.01.02. This way file names sort alphabetically by year, month, day. Always have 0's in front of single digit months/days though",
"Holy shit people use the numpad?!?",
"yes. all normal people use the num pad",
"So that's why 6 was afraid of 7",
"who types dates anyways?\n\neither it's a fixed date and as such independent of the current date and for the current date you have functions outputting today's date",
"Filthy casuals",
"Not the ones that are stupid enough to get a logitech wireless keyboard K400. \n\nUnfortunately, I'm one of them.",
"That's how I do my file names and archives. But on paper I do it the dirty American way",
"getting down to brass tacks",
"or stick a smiley face on the 8 you masochist ",
"Gotta get that sweet sweet karma ",
"I'm with you. I use home/end/pgup/pgdn too much. And the numbers are right there already near the letters keys I already use.",
"but you will try.",
"Alright, I think we got the point.",
"we are ALL poked on this blessed day",
"January 7th is gonna hurt...",
"I hope you don't work on Sunday your gonna have a bad time.",
"It's soooo much better when you get the hang of it. Your home keys are: Index (4), Middle (5), Ring (6), Pinky (+), and Thumb (0). Use your thumb for the (0) and the (.) and your other fingers for the keys above and below. The pinky should hit (-) and (Enter).\n\nYou can practice with [this website](https://www.typing.com/student/lessons/351/numeric-keypad-10-key). It even shows you which finger to use to hit the next key.\n\nThis is life-changing stuff man.",
"You're such a prick, Jim.",
"This looks like my review of 2017 in a nutshell.",
"I don't use those ",
"I bookmarked the site but I will probably never visit it again or use the numpad. But I appreciate the response.",
"Macro program like AutoHotKey + script that binds a keyboard shortcut (I use ctrl+shift+D) to insert today's date formatted as mm.dd.yyyy. Much faster, and you'll never have to worry about making that mistake. ",
"alright I just need your phone number for confirmation, its.7.... ",
"Nice save. You wouldn't want to have to....press the delete key. ",
"Tacks are the fools fig leaf. ",
"What a great life tack!",
"Just add a few Kelevins and they’ll balance just fine",
"“A mistake plus kelevin gets you home by 7.\n\nIronically he was home by 4:45 that day “",
"!remindme 5 days",
"Automate yo shit son",
"clinton wasn't too sharp ;-D",
"Year end close never looked so painful! ",
"You just saved 9 from getting 8",
"I kept reminding myself not to do it. I do it every fucking year. On a check, on a dated signature, on paperwork, I know we all do it but I’ve been telling myself all day “it’s 2018 not 2017, don’t fuck it up”. Yet, on the first peace of paperwork I fill out this year, there it is. How did I let myself put 1/2/17 on FUCKING THREE separate parts of a form (que largest eyeroll possible). ",
"Go home Dad",
"Good thing you have that number row along the top of the keyboard.",
"You’re going to put someone else out of a job. ",
"But they would upvote... :)",
"I need to do that on ny number lock",
"How many times a day does your job require you to type the date? I would have a ctrl-v type situation going on",
"I work a year behind the rest of my company, for premium rating purposes. \n\nWhen the year changes, it messes with me so much. I have to remember it’s 2018, while typing 2016 or 2017 on everything I do. ",
"I work in insurance dealing with claims. I have to type dates a lot. Most of it is one year however the other half of it goes back to 2010. ",
"Holy shit yes... It's way faster than using the top row. It's like the difference between touch typing and hunting and pecking.",
"You may have a point there, Dad. ",
"I own the same keyboard. Entering long numbers is a work thing for me, I have no need to do it at home.",
"Difficulty level: expert",
"I'm so glad I graduated last year and never have to write out the date again XD",
"How dare you use . in a file name! Those are saved for the extension.",
"And luckily you don’t work this Sunday (I assume)",
"It’s a Sunday, I assume you’ll be good for another 2 weeks",
"Exactly! Go with the underscore: YYYY_MM_DD",
"Wait, you will still type the wrong date AND prick your finger.",
"Ctrl + ; is your friend when in Excel",
"July is going to SUCK!",
"Do you slash or hyphen?",
"Sooooo many 12/31/17 entries today. So many",
"\"Jim, why are my balance sheets covered in dried blood?\"",
"Technically, still true. He was home *by* 7.",
"Reddit somewhere that it isn't even 2011 in Ethiopia. \nI hope so that was a good year for me.",
"Nice try...",
"Not all heroes wear capes.",
"Seven years running I haven't written the wrong date.",
"I just use a hyphen, it's also on the numpad making it quick.",
"dang, you got it all figured out!",
"I'm doing the weirdest thing and keep writing \"1\", before I realize I'm already locked into writing \"1997\". I'm turning 27 soon. Maybe I should get an MRI done...",
"It's the dark side in all of us.",
"Pipe",
"Underscore.\n\nNinja e: I realize you may have meant the written one. Slash all the way. ",
"\"Jim, why are all the '7' keys topped with jello?\"",
"Great Idea",
"Ha, yeah. I meant written. I had to teach myself to write 1s with the full base and hook, rather than just the vertical line. It was either that or give up the slash, and I'm just a slash kinda guy.",
"Used cutting edge technology though",
"Ah, yes, the *awkwardly upright* slash.",
"File names for me are YYYYMMDD_\n\nWritten dates are DD MMM YY as I have to deal with Americans occasionally and it helps alleviate confusion (am Australian so they’re also written upside down). ",
"RemindMe! 45 days",
"That is absolutely brutal! ",
"I wrote a check this morning and was quite proud that I wrote 2018 on the first try.",
"I type so violently that I’m pretty sure one mistake would send me to an ER X)",
"There are people who aren't touch typists may be a better question. Your hands are supposed to be over the middle of the keyboard(the asdf - jkl; keys) NOT the number pad to the side. Use the number keys at the top of the keyboard, this won't be a problem.",
"“So what’s it like working with Jigsaw?”\n\n\n“Not as cool as you think.”",
"Do you never have to use a 7 in your line of work?",
"Need NSFW tag",
"Go easy on him.\n\nIt's the only pipe he lays.",
"You've only got 5 days to learn your lesson or you'll end up with the day wrong too. ",
"God bless the soft closing. ",
"Interesting tactic.",
"There are two 7's on a keyboard.",
"Hyphen all the way.",
"‘Yeah just placing an order for 70 million ahhhh.. make it 80 million Yen’",
"Smart ouchies",
"shoulda used a thumbtack, low profile.",
"Can you write that down for me, I'll never remember.",
"I want a whole keyboard done up like this",
"When's the last time you stepped outside. There's a whole world out there waiting for you.",
"r/shittylifehacks",
"sharp enough to pierce the hull of an empire-class battle ship leaving thousands to drown at sea?... because its so sharp?",
"10/10 custom keycaps\n",
"I’ve been doing budgets and planning since October. Toward the end of the year I was accidentally writing 2018. ",
"Can’t wait until Sunday!",
"Be careful come Sunday!",
"Or Boring, Oregon and Fauquier, Virginia",
"This is the results of my first screen: 1/30\n\nSpeed?\n50WPM\n\n\nAccuracy\n100%\n\n\nTime Typing\n0:22\n\n\nProblem Keys?\nnone\n",
"Slashes are for horror flicks and guitars. ",
"In addition, google spreadsheets use the same keyboard shortcuts as excel so you can use this trick there as well. ",
"At my work we constantly type in last years date so I'd been poked a lot yesterday...",
"=Format(date,\"mm/dd/yyyy\")\n\n",
"Thanks, knew that one, but it wasn't useful for awhile and forgotten.",
"/r/maliciouscompliance",
"R/lifehacks",
"Hope you don't work at Boeing.\n\nDon't want anybody ordering an 848 by accident...",
"I change the sign for the school I work at. You have no idea how many times I have sat with the \"slash\" trying to figure out if is back or forward in a date.",
"Jan 6+1\n",
"I'm still typing 2016.",
"tacky",
"I still write 1999",
"I don't know why you guys are so keen on these comment chains.\n\nEdit: apparently nobody knows what keen means.",
"Really? Not a single ‘Why is 6 afraid of 7’ joke?",
"Sheeesh, I’d be reaching up above the qwerty",
"But how much blood is underneath your key now?",
"Hey, it's.......... 6+1 o'clock!",
"brilliant... just brilliant. don't you remove it until the last day of this year lol",
"“Um... You appear to have already answered yourself.”",
"That's tacky",
"That is not ISO 8601 compliant.",
"Look at how fun they are. We all enjoy them.",
"Now if only this MOD worked on phones with touchscreens ",
"/r/almostkenm",
"I spent the day working in November... we are so far behind it isn't even funny. Due to the sale of our companies we basically tripled our workload for the past 6 months. Hopefully we will be done soon but even going forward we will be doing about the double the work we used to do. Staff is going from 5 to 9 over the next year. We didn't grow but the work load did.",
"I locked the accounts up to 30/11/2017 honestly the best feature in any accounts software",
"Being \"in\" on the joke ",
"That's all well and good, but put 12-28 in an excel cell and it becomes dec 2018",
"I use autohotkey to input today's date (like 1-2-18) when I press Alt+D. It's pretty useful when saving excel files for daily reports",
"Found the guy that doesn’t have the macabacus plugin",
"Oh man! No more \"=TODAY()[F9][Enter]\" for me! Thanks!",
"I tried the same technique. Just ended up with bandaids and more frustration",
"What the fuck is this sub anymore?",
"Stop poking us with these memes ",
"This guy's going places! Probably jail, but he's going places!",
"Alt+F4 will print the date and time on the bottom right corner of the screen.",
"3 days had past and made lots of mistake by putting date on checks hahaha good job 👏 ",
"[Will never type the *wrong* date ever again](https://i.imgur.com/RCxWVUC.jpg)\n\nAlso, please take a minute to appreciate my awesome photoshop skills. ",
"/r/shittylifeprotips",
"I see some blood on the keyboard, I think OP is lying. ",
"...yet. ",
"July is going to be rough...",
"How many times did you type it wrong then? You would think after getting picked the first time you would stop",
"Should always be ##/XXX/####",
"6 being afraid of 7 makes sense now ",
"Lol most windows updates fixed this issue, just from the sheer number of complaints. ",
"01/5+2/201*ouch*...8",
"Middle finger.\n\nThumb.\n\nIndex.\n\nMiddle finger.\n\nFuck I love using number pads.",
"This doesn't change the document next time you open it?",
"I feel like it would be easier to remove the key ",
"That's great ",
"Wait til January 7",
"F10 + Enter will save your work and back it up to a temp folder automatically.",
"How did u manage it in 1999?",
"I thought that was how you duplicated items after dropping them on the ground",
"u can still press the button from the sides ujust have to think",
"Yep. And those are way easier to use than the number pad.",
"Drinking probably, that's my bday, I'm assuming everyone is celebrating.",
"Because you haven't actually changed the content, just the name.",
"Well, that’s one way to TACKle it.",
"Hey OP, how many days in a week again?",
"I work in data entry with shitty 10+ year old software. I entered all my December invoices processed on Jan 1 and 2 as 2018 instead of 2017, I've only just finished correcting it, now I have to do todays...\n\nWith the software, you can't delete finalised invoices, so you have to make a negative entry, then re do the invoice with the correct date. So I literally just did almost 2 shifts worth of work for fucking up one shift. I really think I'd rather have got pricked a few times.",
"O M G gonna do my own version of this next year and get so much karma /s",
"This will only work for a week.",
"Ok but what about b.c.e. files? Caesar's birthday card keeps getting lost in the mix. ",
"Just use the other 7 key on the main keyboard probably",
"Good thing you don't work on Sunday.\n\n01/0ouch/2018",
"Aww shiiit, thanks for the reminder. Now I have to go back and restamp the correct year on all the work I did yesterday.",
"Once you get good with a numpad, you never go back. Worked at a credit card company for a while. Can run that fucker with my eyes closed",
"In Unix/Linux the extension isn't really necessary *for the OS*, it's mostly just the operator, because the OS determines file type via the file header. Individual programs can require it, though most don't.",
"MVP",
"i'm dead laughing to this wtf man hahahaha",
"Nah pretty sure Its cus 7 8 9",
"I'd have impaled my finger worse than a 'Ring' clip footage. ",
"[I think Jim... got the point!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=688z-4SWxOQ) ",
"If you're just keying numbers, sure. But if you have to type a mix of letters and numbers, I go for the top row. My pet peeve is those \"ergonomic\" keyboards that have the 6 on the wrong side.",
"Thumbtack",
"Well done sir, well done.",
"Asians are the best https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6IrHDsMrHs",
"you got about two weeks, cause 1/17/18 is coming",
"I don’t get it…",
"Why hasn't anyone mentioned how perfect the tape job was? It's glorious",
"The hot key is just a shortcut for typing the current date. If you re-open it, you’re not re-typing the date. Because the text is already in the file, it shouldn’t change ",
"We need this for Trumps nuclear button",
"I can’t believe there exists software in which a user must type the current date for almost any reason. Shouldn’t there be a date picker that defaults to today if you’re entering today a lot? ",
"Not with a thumbtack stuck on the 7 you wont. Pretty sure it's used in more than just the year.",
"What about the other 7?",
"hmm must only work on american/english keyboards ..on as swedish one you have to press shift to get semicolon. Just tried it, so you only get the date since ; is really shift + , on a swedish keyboard.\n",
"https://xkcd.com/1179/\n\nr/ISO8601/",
"Sharp as a tack ",
"Typing a lot of numbers for data entry, it's faster to use the number pad if you know it too ",
"Can't upvote this enough!",
"Ah! Almost got me...",
"Or \"the weak.\"",
"Pencil version in the works?",
"NO DOTS 20180103",
"Or 1/7/18.",
"On file names I don’t even put in dots, I use “20180103 - simple description”",
"Remindme! 4 days",
"Kill me.",
"thats a sunday, i assumed he was not working",
"Boom! Felony assault...",
"I feel bad for you in 4 days",
"> it is very sharp\n\nFTFY",
"Sunday is not a working day so he probably won't need to type a date. 😁",
"Sunday",
"First check of the year, I sign it 2008... ",
"I only messed up the year once at work yesterday! .... But I messed up the month 6 times.",
"Pavlov’s Prick. ",
"Nice",
"Do people use numpad for numbers?",
"Wait until you get to 2023",
"Four more days.",
"https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/keen",
"He used a keleven.\n\nA mistake plus keleven gets you home by...",
"In this case he can't use 7 though.",
"Teach me more Senpai! \n\nSomeone once taught me: ctrl+= will sum all numbers above (without row gaps)",
"LMAO who still uses the number pad? this isn't the 90s. ",
"Noontime: \"Boss, can I go home, I'm suffering from a serious blood loss...\" ",
"It’s the one you don’t have to hit shift to use on the keyboard. ",
"Ill fuckin 10 key you into the dust. \n\nYou're ability to enter numbers will be seen as mollassian compared to mine. ",
"Let the past die. Kill it, if you have to.",
"July is going to be a painful month",
"Oh, you people with your normal jobs. ",
"I rarely type the date the computer does that for me. I write it when signing off on stuff. \n\nAny tips? ",
"LOL",
"why happen before?",
"I don't work in a field where this is important, so perhaps someone else can explain.\n\nSeeing as Americans write Month/Day/Year and the British write Day/Month/Year, what do you do when you're British working with Americans or visa versa?\n\nI suppose you could assume the order based on where your client is from, but that sounds like a recipe for disaster.",
"Utter confusion.",
"What about the 17 *OWWWW*... t...h ...?... T...y...p...i...n...g... ...w...i...t...h... ...o...n...e... ...h...a...n...d... ...i...s... ...s...o... ... s...l..o...w....",
"If this was me, my keyboard would still be bloodied and disgusting.",
"lucky number seven",
"I'd lose a finger lol",
"Good luck with january the 7th",
"I'm jealous of your keyboard, it's so sleek",
"\"Jim, why do you keep writing (6+1) over my taxes?\"",
"Wow you use the number pad",
"Why not stick to the ISO standard then and use hyphens to separate?",
"Ha, fucken finally! Learning to input in MS-DOS finally paid off!\n\nNevermind you're a dick and I hate you!",
"I don't know what ISO is, but year first keeps files in order after your cross NYE. TBH, I feel the . just looks better than -, but that's just me",
"HellllzZzz yeah",
"You don’t know what ISO is or you don’t know what the ISO standard for dates is? ISO is the name of standards created by the International Organization for Standardization. They are extremely important in engineering. Dates are standardized in ISO 8601 as YYYY-MM-DD. \n\nI just think people should use some kind of standardized format for things other people will also have to read. YYYY.MM.DD is not a format that is used anywhere in the world and seeing someone use it at my work would kinda annoy me.",
"so just replace the . with a -? I do have dash on my keyboard, maybe I'll change it up. I'm coming after you though if my company's stock price drops 50% due to this",
"Use the number keys above the QWERTY row.",
"This guy runescapes.",
"lol",
"Yes. But a minor note on the side: \"-\" is a hyphen and \"—\" is a dash. Never use the dash in dates, always the hyphen.",
"but there's a \"created\" date column though",
"It's not for the created date, you edit it every day you work on it so you have saved versions. Once you have a final, delete the drafts",
"Mine is technically a minus sign, is that bad?",
"There's a modified date column too.",
"You should remove that column. Someone could go in and hit save and the date changes, doesn't mean it's the version you want.",
"If you actually use the unicode minus sign \"−\" (U+2212) then that would be really bad. I suspect, however, you mean the hyphen-minus sign \"-\" (U+002D) which is what we all have on our keyboards and numpads. That one is fine.",
"Plus the entire world is sure what date you are talking about, there is no ambiguity. In a world where most of the world uses one convention, but American software uses another, it's the only logical choice. ",
"try whichever one gives you colon, because shift + semicolon = colon.",
"I am awkward|confused",
"FU",
"Spez’s blog lol",
"This guy minecrafts.",
"How can it fix Alt F4?",
"No, it's because 7 is a registered 6 offender. ",
"Put a pin in it.\n\n> 27 days ago \n\nSorry I'm late.\n\n> pin \n\nSorry I'm British.",
"This guy Diablos.",
"You use the only correct way to write the date:\n2018-01-30.\n\nhttps://xkcd.com/1179/",
"Happy Cake Day!",
"This guy.",
"Thanks for the tip.",
"See, what you do is tap the side of the pin",
"Oblivion?",
"I write my dates in YYYY-DD-MM. Because fuck the ISO!",
"Some wear dandruff ",
"OK, out of curiosity, how did you end up at an obscure comment in a mediocre post from 4 weeks ago? I only ask because I've gotten 4 replies to this comment in the last 5 hours.",
"[From this post, where the OP is linked near the beginning.](https://www.reddit.com/r/announcements/comments/7u2zpi/not_my_first_could_be_my_last_state_of_the/) That's why I'm here too.",
"Just put thumbtacks on all keys except ctrl+semicolon.",
"Ah, now I see. Thanks!",
"> YYYY.MM.DD is not a format that is used anywhere in the world\n\nIt is in at least one country: Hungary. IIRC both `YYYY.MM.DD` and `YYYY.MM.DD.` are officially valid and accepted.",
"Can still press 0. 0/0/0000 is never the date, so you'll *always* type the wrong date.",
"r/unexpectedRuneScape",
"actually i found it it, it is: ctrl + shift + . in the swedish version/swedish keyboard. ",
"No, use a hyphen instead to comply with [ISO 8601](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISO_8601).",
"Noooo! *Never* use MM/DD/YY *or* DD/MM/YY, as they're ambiguous and do not follow international standards. Instead, use [ISO 8601](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISO_8601), which looks like YYYY-MM-DD. If you have no need for the year, you can use --MM-DD, but I would recommend doing something like Jan 30.\n\nOn a related note, times should be hh:mm or hh:mm:ss, using 24 hour time. Local time is assumed by default; if you're using UTC, append either \"+00\" or \"Z\" to the end of the time. \"-00\" isn't permitted by ISO, but a related engineering standard uses it to mean \"no preferred time zone.\"",
"Thanks! This is the most compelling reason to change. ",
"This guy Oblivions.",
"I get the feeling you're being sarcastic :P\n\nNah, you do whatever you want, but I'm a stickler for standards (when they're sane, anyway). Also, this is subjective, but I think the hyphen looks a lot better. Sorry if my comment came off as blunt.\n\nBy the way, periods actually work fine in file names, at least on Linux and recent versions of Windows.",
"Ah geez. I wrote that hoping it didn't come off as sarcastic. I genuinely appreciated you sharing the standard with me. I'm always interested in improving (and standardizing) my work. ",
"Oh jeez. This is awkward...\n\nWell, I'm glad you found that useful.",
"What if you’re emailing someone to your grandpa’s 77th bday celebration?",
"Oh man.... How did I get here...?"
] | 331 | pics | First day back in this office this year... I never typed the wrong date once. |
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"You need to walk out into the dunes a bit. \n\nAnd DONT PICK UP ANY METAL. \n\nThe Army used to shoot missles into the dunes. Old metal might be unexploded ordnance. It can and has killed people. \n\nFuckin amazing place to go during the new moon. I believe they used to do night time tours. I haven’t been out there in years though. ",
"Yeah, the whole place is surrounded by an active missile test area. I thought that added to the whole allure of how cool of a place it was.",
"You really should go out there at night. AMAZING!!!"
] | 3 | pics | Myself and Dogbot (that's my doggy) at White Sands National Monument in New Mexico. If you ever get the chance to go, I absolutely recommend it and go all the way to the end of the road. |
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"You have spots in your photo. Clean the sensor.",
"Thanks, I noticed when I got home, but it was too late to retake the photo at that point ",
"VT on the FP! :)"
] | 3 | pics | ITAP of the longest covered bridge in America (Mt Ascutney in the background) |
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"I wish you many years of happiness and peace.",
"Hope her name starts with an m or w",
"Thank you!",
"Yeah, she’s the M!",
"Congratulations, your journey is only beginning.",
"Congrats. But it’s not too late to run(I kid. I kid). We are very happy for you both.",
"Sure, Bond. ",
"More cushion of the pushin' \n\n(That's a cushion cut, right?)",
"Yessir",
"😂",
"Peace, for the most part xD",
"Congratulations; now don't screw it up! ",
"50% end in divorce. Good luck."
] | 13 | pics | I got engaged to the love of my life! |
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"Wifey got a booty",
"You had one job bro...",
"For days"
] | 3 | pics | Wife and Daughter enjoying a Wisconsin sunset |
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"The one eyeball we can see in this super close up picture does look happy. ",
"Kitty!!!!",
"Love cats! I found this little cat close to the end on side of the road https://imgur.com/a/IY8f4 it is now as much part of my home as anyone."
] | 3 | pics | I found this cat outside at -30 celsius... i think he his happy to be in my house now! |
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"That is a diabetic coma waiting to happen - to me! Yay!",
"Did she wipe her snotty nose all over her hands while she made it, like the real Cooky did?",
"Also, it should contain some blood and sweat."
] | 3 | pics | My sister made the Matilda cake for her son's birthday today |
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/r/pics/comments/7npqp0/another_glowing_astro_landscape_canvas_from_the/ | [
"For a second there I though this was a new TV or something. This is amazing. ",
"This is breathtaking! I was trying to visit your website but I think it may be hugged. ",
"Thanks! Yeah the server was having some issues, but it's back up now. More info on the glow pieces here: http://phil.camera/glow/",
"Thank you."
] | 4 | pics | Another glowing astro landscape canvas from the guy who quit his job to take photos and paint dots. Pretty happy with this one. |
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"Still beautiful",
"I’d tap that.",
"terrible",
"lol",
"Look at those melons!\n",
"At least you could have posted a proper size instead a thumbnail.\nHow are we going to enjoy all this beauty?",
"Stunning and brave"
] | 6 | pics | Makeup WITHOUT Gal Gadot |
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"I don't get it.",
"It’s math. It’s the symbol for ‘equal or greater than’",
"\"Greater than or equal to\"\n\nI get that part. Why is the neighborhood demographic pertinent?",
"In the spirit of your username, that is 'equal to or greater than'",
"Actually, when read left to right (in the conventional manner) it's 'greater than or equal to'. ",
"Asian people are good at math generally (or so the stereotype goes)",
"Woah bro. Dat's racist!"
] | 7 | pics | This graffiti in my asian-dominant neighborhood |
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/r/pics/comments/7nptys/what_happens_to_my_colleges_waterfall_when_it/ | [
"Dam, that's a water stop!",
"Your college has a waterfall??",
"This does.",
"Cornell perhaps? My next guess would be some school in Canada but who knows "
] | 4 | pics | What happens to my college’s waterfall when it drops to -10 overnight. |
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/r/pics/comments/7npvn1/i_have_a_swastika_on_my_heater_for_some_reason/ | [
"That’s a fan",
"I think that's your fan symbol.",
"That's not a swastika, it's the icon of a fan, meaning blowing air without engaging the heating coils.",
"r/accidentalswastika",
"There really is a sub for everything"
] | 5 | pics | i have a swastika on my heater for some reason |
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/r/pics/comments/7npxgr/students_in_iran_1971/ | [
"😳😳😳",
"Reddit sure is fascinated by pictures of liberal Iranian women. ",
"Wow, it really is something when you see pre-revolution pics like this one. They look like any other typical Western women, compared to the stifled, covered-up theocracy they have to live with now. Unfortunate. ",
"So what happened then?",
"That when Iran had an American puppet government in place. ",
"[Religion](https://youtu.be/lLnDy9Mjbnc?t=29s)",
"They *were* a progressive society",
"Love it how you all miss times when your America overtook this country. you can't value any culture but your own? This American puppet dictator was overthrown by the people. You clearly don't value democracy. ",
"It's just such a stark contract to the current images we see today. I think it's very unsettling to a lot of people how backwards everything went. ",
"\"~~liberal Iranian~~ women.\"",
"You're looking at a small snap-shot of people at the time. Truth is the women in the image were probably from wealthy and influential families. ",
"And America is responsible for it. They replaced the government because the one at the time wasn’t benefitting America. That regime proceeded to beat women down into oppression. ",
"This crap get posted every time Iran comes up because it blew some kid's mind. In a minute, someone will come in and talk about if it wasn't for the CIA, Iran would be like Sweden. There are some of Afghanistan that are similar and pre-Soviet. ",
"Dude, you got this totally wrong. The US replaced the democratic government in 1953 and replaced it in with the Shah who was an US ally. From this period the pics you see are from. \n\nIn 1979 the was another revolution that was very much against the wishes of the US an theocracy took power. \n\nPlease, don't at least get your history correct if you want to be preachy about it on the internet. \n",
"That an oversimplification. The US was responsible for the overthrow of their democratic government in 1953. The had a democracy influenced by many western values that they formed mostly themselves and the US overthrew it for utterly stupid reasons. \n\nAfter that a US pupped dictator repressed them allowed no democracy or republican government that people turned to political Islam. Second, during the revolution it was not at all clear that a the theocracy would take power, there were many other components to the revolution but events during and after the revolution made the theocracy powerful.\n\nSo, if the US valued democracy then you would certainty not have a theocracy in Iran right now. ",
"Partial credit. Islam happened. ",
"Oh, what could've come.",
"The difference to Afghanistan and Russia is that Iran actually had a long history of both self modernisation and home grown variants of democratic and republican movement. Iran eventually developed into a western style democracy and it was westernising in many other ways as well. \n\nThe Britain and the US came along imposed top down cultural westernisation but not in terms of government (no republican values, law, democracy) and this turned many people against all of these ideas.\n\nIran would not be Sweden but it almost certainty be better what we have now. \n\nWhat really pisses me of is that the US did not have a problem with Iran before the Brits asked them for help, Iran would have been happy to sell oil to the US and Europe. It really ranks up there as one of the biggest policy mistakes in US policy.",
"SAUCE",
"Don't be fooled to much. The people are still the same.\n\nhttp://guardianlv.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/iranwomen.jpg\n\nI don't think that is quite what the theocracy had intended to achieve. Just as the US before them, they have turned people against themselves. ",
"Revolution against US puppet dictator and a theocracy took power during the revolution and in the Iran-Iraq war that followed after it.",
"In 1953:\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1953_Iranian_coup_d%27%C3%A9tat\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1953_Iranian_coup_d%27%C3%A9tat#United_States_role\n\nIn 1979: \n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iranian_Revolution\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iranian_Revolution#Consolidation_of_power_by_Khomeini\n\nIf you prefer a book:\n\n- A History of Iran: Empire of the Mind",
"No book, just wanted to make you post supporting material for those facts.",
"I guess finding your way to a search bar was far too laborious?",
"Very, TBH i assumed women in Iran had to be covered since the country was established. I had no clue the current government mad this mandatory pretty recently. This is scary stuff that could happen anywhere..."
] | 25 | pics | Students in Iran, 1971 |
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/r/pics/comments/7npxhm/i_live_in_natchitoches_the_oldest_city_in/ | [
"I had a real bad case of Natchitoches once, was in the hospital for days. ",
"Gold Bond should do the trick",
"Just not the medicated kind...it tingles in all the wrong places.",
"City is pronounced nack-a-dish. For some reason...",
"They used to have a boat ride thing down the river to view the lights, but stopped doing it several years ago. Shame. Lots of nice shops downtown as well."
] | 5 | pics | I live in Natchitoches, the oldest city in Louisiana. This is what our downtown riverfront looks like during the holidays. |
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"Don't look at them",
"Dogs make the best body pillows.",
"Lol",
"[Look at what?](https://i.imgur.com/zZdlIXz.jpg)",
"Looks like a Cane Corso? Beautiful dogs!",
"Yes it is a Cane Corso, and yes they are my favorite dogs. I will never get a different breed of dog again. ",
"The giant ball sack!!",
"I totally feel you! I have a Cane Corso that just turned two and she's literally the best family dog I've ever owned. Amazingly loyal and happy. All she ever wants is to get some butt rubs or lay down next to us. \n\nI do have to admit that owning a Corso has given me the desire to own a Neopolitan Mastiff. I just want to grab that wrinkly face so bad. ",
"Holy shit, hysterical considering I just watched National Treasure about an hour ago. ",
"friendship......",
"Classic dog bluff, \"playing dead\". They're not dead - they are spoofing you. They did it and are giggling inside - together. You are fortunate in your doomedness.",
"Holy shit, not one person talking shit about his picture. What a great day. May these two have many many more naps together. "
] | 12 | pics | These two get to do this after causing chaos while I am stuck cleaning everything |
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/r/pics/comments/7npyum/my_cousin_living_in_germany_took_this_photo_from/ | [
"Tidy and organized is so typical German.",
"Bet there is at least €5 of pfand in there!",
"This Is Why We don't have nice things in the US. We'd never treat it so good like this",
"doubt it. Every German knows which bottles have Pfand, and hardly anybody would take the care to bring these bottles to these bins without taking the extra-seconds of effort to pick out the pfand-bottles.",
"Ah, I dunno... I've seen a lot of them before... especially if people are drinking on the streets and can't be bothered to take the bottles him haha"
] | 5 | pics | My cousin living in germany took this photo from the new years celebration aftermath at the glass recycling bins. |
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/r/pics/comments/7nq4ms/blizzard_caused_75_vehicle_pileup_on_a_highway/ | [
"I keep telling my wife I want to move up north. This winter is making my start to regret my decision(I'll more than likely do it).",
"We keep saying we want to move down south.",
"The temperature in my car was -5 when i got in it. -12 by the time i got to work. That’s not okay man!!!",
"Worst World of Warcraft expansion ever. "
] | 4 | pics | Blizzard caused 75+ vehicle pileup on a highway just outside of Buffalo NY. One dead many injured. Emergency vehicles have been seen driving against traffic to reach the injured motorists. |
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