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I hate taking days off. Now I'm going nuts trying to catch up what I've been missing
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@shylard Hahaha, I know right!
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No I didn't want yasmina or however you say it to win poor Kate http://bit.ly/7bMd9p
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@LonoSG can't wait for it's release!
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whats the name of the baby octopus from finding nemo that squirts ink when nervous? he's on my bandaid! too cute
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No money was taken from my account for Beacon
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Have that I'm missing the sun today. Hope to feel better later.
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@White_Monarch you have a lesbian? Where can you buy one? It's a birthday present
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Blogging... Answers to some of the most frequented questions my inbox has received as of late! Should be up within the hour...
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Doing a little bit of real work/write ups and watching tv! No chat tonight #busybee
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It's too hot outside..
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@mimicariad happy birthday even though it's no longer your birthday where you are. whatever, happs anyway!
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What a shitty nights sleep,first the cat being sick,then a spider in my room..arrrrrrgh Poor Ricky Hatton too
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With my girlies, Jackie and Lani sooon!
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dearest wifey, your internet connection still sucks altho they changed e router http://plurk.com/p/xt741
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@nodoit Hello! It's nice to see you on twitter!
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@Stephgivelas im going into panic mode already! gonna go eat dinner
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@love_crosby87 i wanna buy a kris letang autographed blackberry curve
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Watching 'win a date with tad hamilton!'
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@owlcity i love youuuu
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My (not so) mighty mouse has decided today is "freak out like a scared rabbit" day. Few things so frustrating. #crapple
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@JoeMiechowicz I'm very well, thanks. Winding down for the evening
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@smoshian the pink straw also makes you manly
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Too much of works
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@tommcfly You're welcome! Actually, the all Swedish fans are trying to get McFly to us! We are very close now
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@macklesD alright. if you need to talk, i'm right here!
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Yessssssssss! @AmyKoshy is coming over to distract me while I work on my project late into the night. What else are friends good for??
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@mileycyrus if it's less than an hour of sleep, its napping but more than an hour is sleeping.
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time for a bit o'specail K in the sun me thinks
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can't find her favourite pair of lovely, red shoes
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Computing higher tomorrow I don't expect it to be difficult, but it won't go well if I don't start revising.
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Just seen a dead rabbit
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@saraswathi that's nice! But for most of us who like working but don't really "love" it, working on Sats is a punishment
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about to sip brews and watch this bullshit game with my grandma
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OMG! I can't find my favorite Prince gif.
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Listening to @ddlovato 's Don't Forget. I hate this feeling.
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Hahahahahaha, just like I said I would
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is in a mood for a lot of Mae and Copeland today.
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@HIstapleface yes they should, still wanting that house made out of gold, in nsw, next door to Short Stack
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3.5 more hours before I go home and I'm free! I have a very fun weekend planned out, which is playing some FFIV!
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i feel in love with pizza girl... now i eat pizza everyday
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@Rupert_Grint About the dog thingy, an adorable golden retriever would be awesome ! Or a husky, too. x
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I have Relapse, time for some Eminen relaxation
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Ive basically got no followers so im just talking to myself Oh shwell! Yay Jesus!
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i'm so pissed....my weekends NEVER go my way ;(
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Howdy people
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@DELINNERZ its ok I haven't seen it either
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@Jujjaloo when r u coming to london? lol & why your friend loulou's not very friendly to me? ggrr never say hi or anything back
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Freshmen Orientation, done. This day was a blast! Feeling excited on my first day! Yaay!
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I want you to want me....Cheap Trick
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@Brainberry nice one !
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so, Girl Talk was AMAZINGLY AWESOME at Elon...mostly b/c he freaking crowd-surfed on top of me!! Thanks for the persuasion to go, Pam! <3
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@lilone218 the boyfriend just left for the philippines and i just read an email he emailed me
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@mandapants no I'm not getting work I wish I can't till I come back from vacation monica and james's bro both got some work done and its
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@melattree post her/his @name - maybe s/he'll get a few followers i'm in
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@Tanman4591 you went and didnt invite me thats not nice tanner
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Going to SIX FLAGS!!! Senior Cut Day! (I hope Kingda Ka is open!!)
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Just found out all of my stuff will be packed when i get home
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Off to my exam now. Wish me luck!
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is in spare reading twilight. Math ISU part 1 next class
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I am a just novice. Let me know how to become a web designer and web master.
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Financial tip: follow me around. I have lost an envelope containing money in a state of overtiredness TWICE this year
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@shadownhoney No worries, it'd be an eye catcher in your home plust I reckon it'd be funny.
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@Toretz are you looking for a home-based job? would you like to offer your services? please @ or DM me; I'll try to help you find work
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this is the first time that I come home from work and don't immediately want to collapse on my bed... I should do chores
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i woke up today missing my lip ring. ugh, why did i take it out?
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@soundbitesiren Thanks! Glad to hear you're finding it valuable.
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MonksDen Monk: That would be a sucky plan... : Monk http://tinyurl.com/n958gf
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Wondering how many of my mates will get hooked on Twitter
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@ambo_c They are good. Gavin is having an EGD and Colonscopy done on Thursday though
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I´m looking on this wonderful planet - called earth - through a raindrop and realise how the world sparkle in the sun
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@NicksStudmuffin WHAT GUY WOMAN?! you know i'm nosey! Haha & ur mean. U didn't tell me you love me.
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@mouthsex bahahaha i know! i know! Must kill zombies every day!
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found an external plug in the garden that was used for the water feature, can charge my laptop outside now
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@RedMummy Did shout as loud as I could - some pretty witty observations too - alas, all wasted. Didn't have time for fun - just meetings
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Eating Toby's tofu pate and chips at work
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Now playing: http://bit.ly/IfVpY A Perfect song for the mood I am in right now.. Wish He's listening to it! Amen!!
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getting to grips with twitter
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Heading to cousin's graduation at Lawndale HS with the familia! Mann, I got a bad sun burn from yesterday! Lol Have a nice day everyone!
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@IVanessaR AND YOU are missed....muey sad without you....& muey sad in general, lately
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Sunday funday is about to begin swimming bbq and maybe a beer here or there Lmao
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only a couple of hours till freedom...my bed is calling me already
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wants 2 go bk 2 bed, not feeling gud and have a bad back
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@theroser yesssssss it is gray but slightly warm
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@giesyerjaiket eh im out a bath you pure dying for a bus run up to cmilk aye ?? hahaha
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@ABIBAN Oh no gearing up for that this week some time. or avoiding it really.
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@ibymbybmyl Ah - you see - it's only Thursday morning
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@BryceBeatty I'm just saying, don't knock it till you try it.
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White laceless ked-ish sperrys. Whoop
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@Dexojean oh man, can I come to??? I want to plan!
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@nellclothing I WISH WE COULD! Damn @photo_ed sunning himself in the garden *curses* has he gone to the beach yet?
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Had a fun and busy weekend. Now it is back to the grind call work
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Going to hang out with my mammy..soo shreepy I misses my bf
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@cbnorton I had an appreciation for the Thai food you took me to get whilst your jeep almost blew over
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@lostgirl66 I'm hoping to get back to being creative again. Absolutely love ancient woods. I imagine I'm in the Middle Ages
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Tomorrow Anathomy Test Help me!
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gay my stomach kind of hurts
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googling...Biltmore estate....flower festival coming up..looks like a neat place to visit
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What a bore I am working
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@viaBeverly are you guys house spousing? finish my lab for me puhleeeaassee
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