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ughhh and he is in my group today
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@JSpikEThinG lol naw I'd rather talk to a human being than a dog anyways...... but the whole family is cute anyways #ftw
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@stephenfry right, and who's the guy next to you?
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Hey #socialmediatv Refreshing didn't work (Social Media TV live > http://ustre.am/2NjV)
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Just off work headed home to grill halibut and scallops! Then bed early meeting in the am
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@camiknickers People are treating you like a callgirl
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Last night out with my friends.
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my eyes hurt i've had a headache for like a whole week... asprin doesnt work! suggestions?
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at @Fockz. sharing the Big Bang Theory will go to PIM later.
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wishing i was karen from will&grace
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@nzlemming Indeed, it would depend on that. I dare not volunteer for the unknowned, been caught with that before
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@purseonality Um, uh... no, I ... Umm, well you see... I umm.... Okay what I was trying to say was ... well, you know how umm.......bendy
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@curlyxfries Sure i do Ah okay Thanks
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@heiligeharmonie I made Mally a blonde/brown diva doll, and the moment she got it, she made it red/blue and put on too much eyeliner.
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@Johnny_Siera I'm still home in Maryland so I'll be at the Ninja Sonik show at Sonar. I wanted to go tho!
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Free Cake @ The Macaroni Grill , gosh I wish I had one of these around me http://www.shop4freebies.com/
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@spacecowboytrax AHH WHAT?! u were spinning in london!!! damn i didnt know u djing tonight too???
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Not much fun in having money in the bank anymore with the interest going lower and lower
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@developit i <3 my jeans too - just wished my fat arse would fit into them atm
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@solsticeGIS Have we taking this too far yet?
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I cant believe its Monday again
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says it's not the weekend until the job is done - quoted from my cuzin http://plurk.com/p/wy92v
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Must quit working 4 2night. Need rest. Going 2 watch The Bachelorette & eat peanut butter & honey toast. Ps. I'm not a fan of healthy PB.
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I miss playing soccer
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@thefraudster and hob nobs? Did you enjoy last night? Was it 'the lick'? I can see myself using that expression on a regular basis now!
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@TheFunySonicFan have i really? i really dont know anymore
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@Big_Dirty That is probably the sweetest statement, ever. Thank you, you made my week.
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I shall call you squishy and you shall be my squishy
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Soooo don't get this tapas concept. Just paid $12.50 for *6* shrimps! Tasted good but still hungry!
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@thevideotube thx I'm gud u?
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@krissysalisbury Good morning!
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@ShimmerGlitzGrl OH my I didn't see you commented at me. Oooops. Thanks for checkin it out!
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@portiaknox OMFG WELCOME TO TWITTER.
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@buckhollywood dude tell me about it, i finally gave up and now my parents a watching the news- BORING
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@hsahsa why not? i think i do!!!
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This is bad. Roger is two sets down.
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@zellygelly ohh. Okay okay I'll keep it for ya. See you soon!
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Good day at the races. Didn't win though I suppose it's the taking part that counts.
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Can't wait for Glambert to release an album
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@TraceCyrus No problem dude I've been telling people 2 add u every Follow Friday. METRO 4EVER!!<3
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@dougiemcfly wish i was there
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none of my friends have twitter
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i hate homework bio is laaame. i should've taken the class a long time ago =/ gah!! & i miss mah bbys =(( <|3
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@archinonymous 7beeb, lol@ acting like your working, I CAN DO TAT
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has Indonesian language exam tomorrow on the second shift... http://plurk.com/p/ujq0y
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@iD3sign I know right.Im hungry.
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@Jillus Sooooo happy *doing a little happy dance* yay!
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I am trying to figure out how the heck to do this. I guess we will see. lol
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@jayster_x Lol its 9.24pm, i should be in bed got school tomorrow... NOOOO!
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They killed bob on neighbours
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@mingmel I was out of the office and am still catching up on those things! Brava reading!
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sitting at work twittering..... we got some of the best pizza in Ellsworth Maine and it seems that no one knows we are her
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http://twitpic.com/6g3tv - I'm KOKOL Acting in "Marat-Sade" (Peter Weiss) in the ENSAD (Feb. to March 2008) // No teatro com "Marat S ...
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Off to work
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I really should go work out, but I'm hungry again
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@thesoup guess what im about to do Joel...GO WATCH YOU ON T.V!! YEAHH THATS RIGHT
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In a hot steamy bath with a gin and tonic. How very relaxing http://tinyurl.com/d9koss
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@stephenfisher Wish I could do that. The new tethering for iPhones doesn't work in the US
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@torri77 Been there before but spent most of the time in a quarry examining granites Yes, would love to see more of your splendid country
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@agengbudiananti I didn't seem care about college etc then he and mom said I never grew up
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rb1331:: Thanks for Fn this place up ! UGH if it aint broke dont fix it IDIOTS ! have a nice day
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@caitlindawn definitely! sounds great!
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@jacob378 Don't worry I know what you mean .....
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@EmilyAllTimeLow Hahaha. he's probably in love with jack then! ahahah
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this year has gone super quick!
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Home safe now afta nice nite wit me girl but now gonna do a little dsi :-P then get som sleep then 3 hrs of wrk then 3 hrs of TAFE...
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@DezWillingham haha... thing is.. I loved his long hair now its all gone but im getting used to it slowly lol
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Trying to relax. I'm worried about my daughter Valerie. They're gonna test her for diabeties. She's only 4 for cryin' out loud!
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@ASMzine Thanks! We're really proud of it
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APA CITY FINALS!!! Shawn lost w/ scratch on 8s.
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hates it that she always has trouble sleeping on Sunday nights http://plurk.com/p/xhfhf
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@maddsie Thanks, none close to me.
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Listening to my sister cry ha
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@natalieallan Hey its raining here in sheffield really heavy too, ive never sent a message before on here, have i dont it right lol xx
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9AM. just woke up. slept at 2AM. had the scariest nightmare.
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@artixKrieger lol just did the save chuckles quest XD it was funny but i wish i knew what he said D: and i was sad there was no reward
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Was riding the Apocalypse at Drayton Manor was the bravest or most stupid thing I've ever done. Oh well I blame my almosty 10 year son!
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@ladyslippers Or it's just saying, "answer the damn phone!"
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@karinb_za lucky u still at work 15min to go then to the pub
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@bkoonce3 you are the 2nd person to say that! haha... That's what I get for trying to tweet with our mayor. lol.
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Is off to Dalton as the graduation festivities continue
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@kevin_hoare Had you not read them then......sorry
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Woohoo! Cat'r's on the way!
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watching David Archie's concert in YouTube, even though i've been there .. Haha ! hope he'll come back her
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Bah. Don't wanna wait a whole extra day for the iphone update
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no fun at all
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Good morning!Just had breakfast and now I'm studying
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Decided that he is not coming
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all done dance recitles! its been a long night...shower, movie, then sleeep (:
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I'm not going to be fortunate enough to buy LVTT on midnight Hopefully I do get a chance to buy it though. I want to show my @jonasbr ...
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@sillybeggar your 15 min of fame buddy
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@RachelRene yeah! We named her Gimpy and our rooster is Brutus. We have another banty rooster chopper.
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Took a bad allergic reaction to a bug bite i'm worried
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@hautecowgirl FYI: Apriori is MLM cosmetics co. Contcted co. to try their product. They just want to sign me up. I just want 2 try prdct
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@thisboyelroy kudos to you moving and shaking on
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Can't go to sleep, I got a headache lol
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@RobinThailand Thanks. I have that one on the list in a few ways.
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@akiraLOVE haha. not the wolf exactly.. more like the wolf's body!! haha have you seen the trailer? his abs were making me droll. haha!
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@happynotsnappy they came out brilliantly, so impressed
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cannot stand being this fat, is getting depressed
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