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Most theater workers are morons and you can combine most spooky-sounding disease names to justify the sack of branded treats you're bringing into the movie without any further inquisition.

Posting this because I was nearly refused a refund for an item I broke shortly after I opened it. Having a photo of the fault from the "same day" as the item was bought is great evidence that it arrived in that condition and was not caused by you between purchasing and returning ;). This is especially important if you didn't break it straight away or if you know the store has had problems with scammers in the past.

Universities are racist to the listed groups' benefit whereas most employers (except google, netflix and disney) are racist to their detriment.

In speaking from experience. Theze accounts are gotten from cracking passwords. You dont change the password and just hitchhike on the account. In my experience the accounts I use are never cancelled or password changed. GL

Got a boss or co-worker that is a pure ass or shit to work with? Get some friends together, dress them up in nice evening wear, get some helium balloons, and print out a large fake check for $25,000. Then go to their house and fake them out as being from Publishers Clearing House and they won $25,000 a month for life! They will quit the job to live and enjoy the money! End of problem.

You kill all the witnesses beforehand.

This one guy I know saved 70 cents per gallon the other day.

At a lot of bigger mcdonald's, especially the ones with the quick order screens, they leave all the different mcdonald's cups out for people to get after they make an order on the touch screen, just grab a large cup from that. If you want wait for the cashier to go to the back but really unless it's manager no one is going to say anything. If they don't have the cups sitting out order a large cup of water. It's 25 cents and they give you the normal large cup. Bonus tip: get the mobile app, they have $1 large fries

If so, claim you’re a clean freak and like to keep your floors super clean. Then proceed to ask everyone when they arrive at your door for your 2019 New Year’s Eve house party to remove their shoes and socks. They will be too committed to being at your party to go anywhere else, and you will then be starting off the new year with a wank bank stocked full of fresh homemade foot material.

No need to use a third party site like outline.com, but that can work too if you want.

Use the same type of razor as your friend so you can steal one of his blade cartridges from his place when you need a new one.

If so, claim you’re a clean freak and like to keep your carpets and floors super clean. Then proceed to ask everyone when they arrive for your 2019 New Year’s Eve house party to remove their shoes and socks. They will have no other plans and be too committed to being at your party to go anywhere else. You will then be starting off the new year with a wank bank stocked full of fresh homemade foot fetish material.

"as a reminder I will be taking this Thursday and Friday off, will be back in the office on Monday. Will be available via email. ​ Have a great weekend!"

During bad weather, cops don't want to be out in the rain/snow/etc. writing tickets, and are much less likely to be patrolling for traffic violations. On top of that, they're often preoccupied working wrecks and emergencies. The worse the weather, the better. A mild thunderstorm still holds some risk of a DWI citation. Hurricane, tornado, or blizzard? You're golden!

Especially good if you never had any money to get started with the hobby in the first place

This has easily happened to me at least a quarter of the time in recent memory. I pull up, they have the bag hanging out the window, with their other hand waiting for the card. I give them my card, they give me my food, and I sit...and wait for my card to process. Even though I already have the McNuggets, ALL OF THEM, and there is nothing they can do to stop me from driving off! ... except the fact they have my real debit card. But I have thought that if you just get in the habit of giving the empty gift card first, then there is really nothing they can do to stop you. Cops won't do shit over a cheeseburger.

To expand, If you give little facts here and there that are true, the person will generally believe the facts enough that if you tell a fact that is a straight up lie, they’ll probably believe that too.

You probably have to space them out though

I had a interview for job a few weeks ago, and I got the job, pending a criminal and employment check from a third party company. It's all fake, and if they ask for a email to contact my previous 'employers', what is the best way to make a fake but realistic looking email address with @(the company name after), instead of a fake looking Gmail one?

I'm heading a fair ways away, (i'm in the southeast and i'm heading to Washington) so i need some tips that can help sustain me.

So, I want to buy Ultra Boosts which are between $120-180 on Amazon but keep the money. I’ve a very good record with Amazon, I’ve probably spent over $1k and nothing shady from me. I once got a refund for a small portable charger which I reported as “not among the other items I ordered” so I saved $25 which was months ago. So, what should I say to Amazon when asking for a refund or when chatting to a customer service rep, in order to keep the shoes but get a refund for them?

You'll get sympathy from staff and other guests without that pesky child cancer getting in the way of free dinners!

Unethical because it falls under a "test" if you do it with the intent of secretly learning things about them. And is therefore manipulative.

On Chrome press F12 Go to Network Tab > Media Open the links in that until you find your video. Make sure you download the video quickly. If you don't it will redirect you to "Google.com" after about 60 seconds. As long as the video on the site is an actual full length video you can use this to download any video.

People will assume you’re ill and gross. They probably won’t risk sitting next to you.

What I want: End of the day summary of screen on time, split up by app. E.g., 5 hours screen on time, 1 hour Facebook, 1 hour Instagram, 1 hour Twitter, etc.. It can come to me by email or some other means. I don't care about capturing anything else. No screenshots, texts, emails, nada. I have access to the Android device in question to install something, but I don't want any notifications to appear on it (obviously). Does this exist? Is it possible to do?

Take advantage of bandwagonism and large numbers of stupid people to ruin someone's reputation. If your fake story is even mildly believable, most people won't question it. Even if they do, the damage would've been done by the time it's been figured out.

What will they do, refuse your money?

Yo so if i want to advertise something, and I want it to appear as if the message was an accident. I'm going to include something personal. Like hey man, its randy. Good to see you at lunch, I miss the days when we got to hang out all the time. Anyway, below is what I mentioned......then end it with another personal sentence h below is xxx. Anyway, I need it to come from a normal number too. The hope is they wont be apprehensive about the validity of the links and or products. I have codes for $30 on two uber or Lyft rides when booked through this certain app. People dont believe it's real or trust me and call me scammer when I just flat out be honest about it on websites so I want to send a message to a Ton of people who will actually give it a chance if they do indeed need a ride. Anyway, what service or app can do this and what's best way to pick a bunch of random numbers.

I don't do it to everyone who cuts me off, or normal road asshole stuff. But if you're an especially massive asshole, I'll take a picture of your car and laugh thinking about the 25 bucks you'll have to pay. This is Nevada's site. You just need the license plate, make and model. [https://www.smogspotter.com/](https://www.smogspotter.com/) ​ Warning- Don't drive like an asshole or crash your car trying to get a picture of someone.

I really hate living in basements and houses, I know I'm weird I love living in apartments, do you know how I force my parents to rent a apartment if it's like a month from now

Should give you everything you need to know

I know a way to get free food message me

You can use an empty Visa Rewards Bank Card to make in-flight purchases. The cards cannot be run while in flight so all transactions are completed once you land, so you can receive any item you want for free. There is no way to track the failed transaction because your information is not tied to the card. My friend is a pilot and I have done this for years.

Bonus tip: order items you actually like so you can try them on, then you can buy them later or keep them if you really like them

How could you make people see a coworker as undesirable and pay no attention to them? Obviously as subversive as possible.

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and it does not take an article from your four articles a month that you get for free been doing this for a while with International stories and I get to read 10 articles day if I want without having to pay a cent

Hi. I have access to a sim card which is making calls from the same number as my partners phone. ​ Basically they have got a new phone and transfered her old number onto new sim using pak code. The old phone however is still caling out from the same number some 2 weeks later.. ​ To cut a long story short I suspect my partner of cheating. I may be paranoid but if theres a way I can settle my mind by using this sim then I want to try., ​ Any advice as to what I can do with it would be great. ​ Thanks

Im looking for something I can either set in place or hold in a certain position and view the footage live on my ipad/tablet. I was thinking of a spy pen and attaching to a lenght of rod. something like that? Is there an easy way for doing this? Basically I thiknk my partner is sending messages late at night when we are in bed and without looking over her shoulder I want to be able to see whats on her phone.. Everytime I move in bed she changes the page she is on. Also.. Is there any way of setting mac up to use as surveilance cam and view it remotley on my iphone when Im at work? Thanks.

Hi. I have access to a sim card which is making calls from the same number as my partners phone. Basically they have got a new phone and transfered her old number onto new sim using pak code. The old phone however is still caling out from the same number some 2 weeks later.. To cut a long story short I suspect my partner of cheating. I may be paranoid but if theres a way I can settle my mind by using this sim then I want to try., Any advice as to what I can do with it would be great. Thanks

I live abroad. Signed a lease for a year but I want to leave (4 months). What's the worst that can happen if I just stop paying? I live in Japan and I'm from USA If that matters.

you buy the item and get to keep it all while getting a refund. I guarantee a refund 98.8%, i can get a full refund for Airpods all while you keep the product. Message me if your interested.

Take several empty condoms, and use a turkey baster to partially fill them with mayonnaise. Drop several of them on the seats to the left of you and to the right of you; most people will choose to stand rather then touch them to move them. ​ As a bonus, right before you reach your stop, loudly mutter "I can't resist any more!" and grab one and suck out the mayonnaise, watch people retch.

Hi all, I’m seeking someone who can photoshop the name and date on a diploma for me. Thanks.

The logic behind this is that on many phones if your phone is on silent and you enable sound, it automatically plays at half volume. However, if you have the audio one level from silent, it plays, but it stays at that level, making it practically inaudible.

I am looking for help....Boss who works in another state wants me to work until 5PM. I have previously left the office around 4PM. Is there a way to manipulate Skype and/or Microsoft Office to show me in green (available) when In reality I am shown to be Away in Yellow having left the office?

The doormen know fucking everything. Sale prices don't hit MLS for months so they often leave buyers in the beginning of the market blind about the price changes recently. Best $20 I ever fucking spent. ...saved me $150K.

Most universities have something going on everyday that will have free food, clothing/tech and supply give aways. Just don't look like a retard and take a backpack, computer. Walk around the school and go into empty classrooms to find stuff. Most classrooms and offices are opened.

Have a parent that doesn't really pay attention to their credit card statements? Download the apps for your favourite food chains and link their credit card. Most places you can order through the app and it will remember the credit card you linked.

Example... if you are a serial pooper on someone else's property where people will find it. They will put up a camera to catch you.

Pretty much just tell someone you don't want to exist anymore and vaguely mention you know how you would do it. Most professors are designated reporters or will be worried enough to report it anyway. Boom, you just bought yourself a referral ticket to counseling at school, and can use depression causing suicidal ideation to take incompletes on one or more of your finals. If you really want to milk it, tell counseling you have a plan and intend to kill yourself, they will send you to a local ER where you will spend a few days relaxing and getting waited on by nurses. If you have good health insurance it should be almost totally covered, and professors pretty much can't argue with the excuse "I was in the hospital during a final". Happy studying everyone.

Pretty much just tell someone you don't want to exist anymore and vaguely mention you know how you would do it. Professors are usually designated reporters, or if you tell someone else, the person will probably be worried enough to report it anyway. Boom, you just bought yourself a referral ticket to counseling at school. Now if you just want extensions or more time, talk about how bad things are in your life and how you think about suicide a lot but don't have a plan. They will diagnose you with severe depression which you can use to take incompletes, or request more testing time because you can't concentrate. If you really want to milk it, tell counseling you have a plan and intend to kill yourself, they will send you to a local ER where you will spend a few days relaxing and getting waited on by nurses. If you have good health insurance it should be almost totally covered, and professors pretty much can't argue with the excuse "I was in the hospital during a final". Happy studying everyone.

Normal media companies get hit in their wallets through advertiser boycotts, etc. but social media platforms are a little different. We have witnessed Facebook and Twitter take hits in the public eye and even in the wallet, generally from serious controversies or political opportunity. How could that potentially happen for Reddit?

First off I feel like an explanation is necessary: I'm trying to figure out a way to get OUT of a community, not sneak in. I'm not trying to do any harm to the residents. ​ So basically I live right next to a gated community, so close in fact, that i can just walk in, from a developed trail like 100 feet long. If I can figure out the code to the gate in this neighborhood, I would be able to walk from my house to basically anywhere in the city. Are there any universal codes that you guys know of?

edit: by that I mean use ceddit, replace the R in reddit in the url with a C for ceddit to see the deleted posts. Reddit admins will bleach any dissenting opinions in most popular reddits, it's up to you to seek out the out the discussions you want to have. This is just a platform, and as we have seen, you cannot trust any platform to present the full picture.

I know a lot pick it up and donate it. But is there any company that just lets you keep it?

So earlier today I went to go shoplift at a clothing store that's usually a pretty easy target. ​ A girl got me a dressing room and did not check through my clothes. ​ I concealed in my bag and hid the hangers in a sweatshirt I had tried on. When I got out of the dressing room the store was dead and no one was around, so an employee stopped me as soon as I stepped out of the dressing room to take the clothes. She took the hoodie with the rest of the clothes, and the girl at check out called me over asking if I was ready. I went to go and purchase an item (Which I could not conceal because of a censor) and I saw the first employee going through the items to put them back. I paid with card, and left without any trouble. ​ They now have my name and am positive they found the empty hangers, but no security footage or hard evidence. The items I stole add up to less than $40 ​ What is the likelihood I will be charged or that the police will follow up?

Or just sell him to the highest bidder on the black market for organs.

A lot of people in relationships these days know where each other are at 24/7 with apps like Find Friends on iPhone and the SnapMap. If you ever see them somewhere you're unfamiliar with, and they're not being very responsive/upfront with where they're at, type the address into Zillow. You can go into more information about the property, and hit the button that says "show more facts and features", then "see data sources" and it will take you to a public records site for the county typically. There, you'll find the owner of the property. Obviously this doesn't work for apartments, houses being rented out, etc. It's saved my ass once though. Saw my old girl at a house I didn't recognize at all one night. Ended up seeing her there three nights in a row, and had a funny feeling she wasn't just "with the girls" before I did exactly what I just did. Ended up being a house owned by one of her exes. Very handy pro-tip, don't know how I would have figured this out otherwise. Hope it helps someone.

Or just use protection. ^^Or ^^don't ^^cheat.

I would like to massively interact with someone on Social Media. I thought about buying few thousand Insta follower and send them to him, but his account private, so it'll bother him 10x less... Any other idea ?

Bonus: Also act deaf so that if the driver tell you that blind people still have to pay, you can pretend you didn't hear it.

I used to do this at the cafeteria in highschool. In college it'd probably be the same since no one wants to get sued and waste their tuition. Just walk up to the front of the line and don't acknowledge the person. If they're bigger than you they wouldn't start a fight over a line spot. If they're smaller than you they won't say a damn thing. If someone gets salty just de-escalate and cut in somewhere else. The worst reaction I've gotten is just a puzzled reaction asking me wtf I'm doing. In that case, I just was friendly and asked the dude for a spot behind him. Results may vary based on socio economic factors.

I had to do this because I was quite sick last year and my doctor thought it would be a good idea to protect me from other germs. Turns out nobody wanted to sit next to me on very full trains. (Might only work in countries where it's not very common to wear masks).

It actually works quite well. Just don't let the popcorn catch fire.. I'm sure there's a ULPT for covering that up as well though

With a lot of free time in certain classes, I’ve tried to find a way to play games in class by installing steam and steam games on a personal usb drive. However, I am unable to launch steam due to what I think is a firewall- I get the error message “steam must be online to update” with every attempted launch, and have tried numerous methods to get around this. But, none of them worked. Does anyone know anything else I can do or try to do?

After taking a few large licks of your ice cream drop it “accidentally.” Quickly bobble it or bump into someone and look sadly at the workers until they offer you another one. If they have any compassion you will have a new whole ice cream after enjoying some of the previous one.

They won't know how to react. Should they try to apologise or pretend that nothing happend Works best if they have to raise theit voice

Step 1: go into Google docs, open the share feature and start to type in your target's name. Their student email address will pop up. Step 2: find their birthday through social media and translate that into their eight digit password or however your school does it. You now have access to their email, their google docs and google slides.

Make an effort though so it looks believable. By then the hard part of raising young kids is over and at that age it’s like having a cool little brother. It’s smooth sailing from then on and people can’t hold it against you for not being there for your kids.

Idk about any of you guys, but I'd much rather pay child support for 5 years than 18.

I need help. I want to sneak out, but I have one huge issue. Even when I am not home, my over protective parents use FMI to track me. I want to do things at night, but I worry of being caught. Is there a way other then turning off location services to set my iPhone location to one place so I can take my phone out when I go out. Thanks in advance.

That way, if someone gets angry at what you're saying and they go into your post history to find ways to get at you, you've got a shot at ruining their future enjoyment, without spoiling things for anyone else.

A friend of mine did that on a 90% sale with Just Cause 3 and it worked.

Bonus point if you manage to actually cough saliva onto your hand and make it wet.

It also works perfectly the other way around.

Topic says it all. Just got hired. I've done consulting work for restaurants years ago, but never for hotels. I would greatly appreciate any advice on how to pass off as legitimate.

1. Rub your skin on them, this will make it awkward and they will leave you. 2. Talk to them in your underwear, they will know who is less pussy. 3. If all else fails, moan aggressively like a pornstar at them if they get too close, they will avoid you eventually and know who is boss.

There's got to be a way to code the automated submission of multiple AMZ giveaway entries, and watch the short videos when applicable. Amazon Giveaways: https://www.amazon.com/b?ie=UTF8&node=14066976011

It's better if you do this at a spot you'll never go to again. This has never failed me however, you do need a third party individual who will not be with you. Basically the scam is to borrow someone's card that will not be going out with you. You go to a bar and open a tab on the card. Buy all your drinks for all your friends. Rack that bitch the fuck up. Tell your friend who's not with you to go out and buy something with a different card of theirs from CVS or whatever. just anything that will provide a statement of them not being anywhere near the bar or club. Next you just leave without paying and leave the card at the bar. Have your friend call their bank in the morning stating the card was stolen and they can prove they weren't near where the money was spent. Scam complete. This works great on vacation. It takes some planning but for thousands worth in drinks, it's totally worth it. My friends and I figured this out after a good friend of mine actually lost his card during a night out and got charged with a crazy amount on drinks. We realized the situation could easily be replicated. Stay safe and don't use your personal card for Uber or any stores near the area. I used to card as a "hobby" and I can assure you that banks nor police investigate any stolen card claims usually unless they're over $10k and even then they rarely do. It's just better to be safe. Enjoy!

Download a police scanner app on your phone. There are many free ones and if you’re doing something nefarious, they can provide a good headsup to police presence or even locations. I’ve used one many times to avoid speed traps and get off the streets when my car was called in for driving like an asshole.

Few suggestions(or rules of conduct): - DON’T do it to kids/woman/elderly (standard rules) - ideally do it on a long flight otherwise it doesn’t worth the risk IMO - make sure it’s strong lax (wedding crashers anyone!) - last but not least, DON’T GET CAUGHT!

This will maximize the time you can take comfortably, as your boss will not know when exactly you left. You can arrive half an hour after he/she returns and they'll have no idea you were gone for 1.5 hours.

i'm posting here bc i frequent this sub and r/travel mod kicked me out. said sub was only for travel advice, lol. ​ Disney flags all negative reviews that aren't about costs or lines [https://imgur.com/a/HX9MhBr](https://imgur.com/a/HX9MhBr) ​ The run in with the power tripping manager ​ I was walking around minding my own business with my Rump is stupid shirt on, amzn.to/2IFv6Mk when a janitor stops me and asks me for a minute of my time. He says that I had to change my shirt and asked if I was open to it, I said sure. ​ Anyone who finds that shirt anything other than a funny tribute I typically won’t give my money to. If you want to tell your kid that the shirt is a curse word instead of stupid, that’s on your parenting skills not on me. ​ A section manager comes next and she says she has to call someone over. The area manager shows up, he calls another manager over, this ones the day manager. He says that I can’t have on my shirt and suggests that I could flip my shirt inside out. No i'm not doing that and I ask for my money back so I could go home. After all this was a spontaneous trip after seeing space X launch it's BFR I thought hey, disney will be just as cool, damnit elon, damn you, lol. He says no. I counter offer, I should have let him counter offer, a shirt from one of their shops. He says no, he was insistent that I flip my shirt inside out. Then I suggest a Minnie van back to my hotel room and I’ll get another shirt from my suit case and return to the park. He then decides I can have a shirt from one of the shops, I ask him for ears and he gets really mad. I never got my ears. As I’m standing here with who appear to be three managers and security behind me at every point I ask if I could wait somewhere else bc this was embarrassing, no. so we wait about 5 mins as the park manager storms off to get my shirt. The next question is would you like a bathroom or changing room. I didn’t reply. So he repeated himself, he didn’t like that. who would chose a bathroom over a changing room? So I changed my shirt and come out. I had asked to leave the park bc I really needed a drink a smoke at this point and I didn’t realize it involved being escorted out. I ask to be escorted out the back way they said no so we proceeded to leave the gift shop. Before I did I stopped to connect my phone to a charger and grab a cigarette bc if I was going to be walked out it was going to be on facebook and I was going to need a cigarette as soon as I got to a smoking section. One of the guys surrounding me saw this and thought better. ​ So we get in the back and the area manger takes the keys to a security van and I’m in the front seat getting the back stage tour. We get to guest services and the managers go inside and come back out for my id. I had asked for a park hopper at some point so I could go to another park. No. He reloaded my card with a single ticket and presented with a taxi voucher and I was on my way. ​ While I’m in the cab, cab drivers suck and this one was no exception, I decided I needed a drink, cabbie wouldn’t do it on the voucher so I had to call an uber. I mention this bc I came back the next day to get the uber fair back. ​ So the next day I wanted to go back and see if I could get my uber faireback and see if another manager would be less of a prick. Another park manager approaches me with secuirty. I explain to him that I didn’t feel like after yesterday’s altercation that Disney wanted me on the park and that I really didn’t want to spend any more money with Disney. Who has fun on vacation without spending money? Hoping he’d comp me a meal or drinks which I had planned on purchasing but wasn’t going to be doing anymore. Welp that makes him mad. After going back and forth for what seemed like 15 mins, being called a liar numerous times, I was told to go into the park or to go to another park that I could not sit on the bench and that I was now deemed a “security threat.” I was texting this to facebook as this was all going down. I told them that I would finish up a text and be on my way. As I turn the corner to leave, is the picture in my review. What you’re seeing is the park manager, two undercover police officers and a orange county sheriffs officer. ​ here's a full review, it took six tries, three days and a message to a mod, before trip advisor let it stick it's really, really long [https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attraction\_Review-g34515-d143394-Reviews-Walt\_Disney\_World\_Resort-Orlando\_Florida.html](https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attraction_Review-g34515-d143394-Reviews-Walt_Disney_World_Resort-Orlando_Florida.html)

Make sure to ask the technicians at your local blood bank when you donate....but I asked mine, and they told me they STD test every sample and call you if you have an STD. ​ I mean yeah - Giving blood is important, but I probably wouldn't do it without the free STD test lmao

He's been a massive asshole and more that im not going to discuss here. I have his phone number, Snapchat, and Instagram, what can i do? Please help me reddit!

So my lease is up in a month. I need to make my apartment look good enough to where they don’t charge us a huge amount for cleaning. Carpets: there’s a few stains. I plan on using stain remover but if that doesn’t work, are there any other carpet cleaning hacks out there? Crown molding(and also carpet): so we have a dog that we haven’t told the apartments about because we didn’t wanna pay $600 to have her there for 2 months. She sort of chewed on a corner of the molding by the floor and now the white molding is showing brown wood underneath. It’s not terrrible, but will using a paint marker conceal this? The dog also chewed up some of the carpet by the patio door. We may be able to stick it down with something but there are a few threads missing. Any ideas? Walls/doors: so the bedroom door has cracks all in it. I guess it was weak and someone leaned on it. Will white paint marker work to cover those as well? There are some holes from hanging stuff up but there were also plenty of holes when we moved in so I’m not too concerned. The walls are an off white so toothpaste won’t work. Blinds: the panel blinds that go over the sliding patio door has a few broken panels. My dad said I could probably get some cheap from somewhere instead of letting them overcharge. Any recommendations? Any help is appreciated!

Happened to me the other day, I needed something on amazon ASAP, but i did not felt like paying 5 dollars to get the one day shipping, so i just scrolled in my "saved for later" basket. I was searching the item that would make my order just over 25$ so i wouldn't have to pay extra for one day shipping and i would still get something that i wanted. It was a small 80mm pc fan, was like 7$. Its a win win for me. I received my items the next day, as expected. I kept the pc fan to install it where i wanted it a few days later, to notice it was way too loud for my liking, and i wanted to return it. Ofc i could just leave it in my useless pc accessories drawer, but I thought to myselft, meh im a bit tight on cash, Im gonna return it. Went on the amazon return page to ask for a refund, i think i said that the item did not fit my expectations and i wanted to return it. Turns out amazon doesnt give a shit about cheap items. They gave me my money back without giving me a return label, and i just get to keep the item. im guessing they do so when generating a printing label and manutention (paying their employees to receive and check the returned item) would cost more than the price of the item itself, they just say to the customer "hey keep it buddy".

I was accused of taking tests from the exam room in school. whether this is true I will not disclose lol. The school's evidence is some people who claim I took them tests. They claim there are "several" and "multitudes" of witnesses. There is no hard evidence or video recordings. How should I proceed?

Bonus: If your ex has a job and pays taxes, he/she is helping pay for the coconut oil you'll be using for sex play.

If you are asked to wash dishes, make as much noise as possible without appearing to do so intentionally. For instance, drop a pan here and there, rattle the cookware, etc. This will establish dominance and convey your frustrations to your audience. It will make it difficult for them to relax while you do this chore and next time they simply won't ask.

YMMV Disclaimer: I haven't done this myself but was told this by someone who claims to have done it multiple times and after hearing him I believe it. So at the local chipotle's around us they throw their online orders that are prepaid on a shelf that's against a wall to the side of and a bit behind the cashier. So for employee to see the shelf they literally have to turn around. Normally you walk up to the cashier and show your phone or give your name for your online order but when they are slammed they just tell you to check the shelf yourself and grab your food. I have experienced this myself multiples times which is why I believe the story. My friend says he just walks up grabs a random bag of food and walks right out the store. I've asked him if he is worried about someone checking cameras but he said he only does it every so often and takes precautions like wearing a hat and sunglasses. So yeah your mileage may vary but if you feel like risking getting in trouble for some free chipotle this ULPT might be for you!

Preserve your privacy by excluding yourself from the photo.

This isn’t sponsored, the one that seems to work the best is Hotspot Shield. Other VPNS connect but seem to be slow or non functional. Source: using inflight WiFi to make this post Tested on American Airlines using the ISP viasat

this is what i do and this shit adds up, go and get some armenian dram 10k is a good amount (bit less than $21 us)but make sure its in 50 dram bills. when you go to a restaurant bring 1k dram ($2.09 us) and tip it while acting like you tiped 5+ times the cost of your meal,then say each dram is worth 50 or more cents but dont make it the same or more than a dollar as not alot of currencys are worth more than a dollar.so you managed to get away with tiping $2 while making people think your super rich and tipping them alot and if you do this alot at a restaurant the waiters might give you special treatment

So basically my now ex-friend recently dumped his gf because she got too "boring". Understandably, she is absolutely devastated. Looking for ways to make his life hell, at least for a little while. I need stuff that's legal and will not get me punished by my school. I've already spread screenshots around, and let's just say that his friend group is shrinking. Sadly he is moving out of state soon, so I dont really know how i can get his reputation to go with him. If anyone has any ideas for that i'd love to hear them.

It helps if you do this next to an actual machine, so that you can a) get the company's number (it will be on a sticker on the side of the machine), b) get the machine's identification number (they'll ask for this), and c) you can see what the machine sells and how much it costs (they'll ask you what you bought). ​ It was a long time ago, but a friend of mine once did this and it worked.

If you buy a two or three scoop ice cream the individual scoops will usually be smaller than if you got a single scoop. So initially asking for one scoop and then asking for additional scoops will mean you will get the full amount of ice-cream. I know it’s not super unethical since you should really get the full amount of ice-cream anyway, but you are still being purposefully dishonest to manipulate how a business serves you. Ice-cream isn’t a fucking joke btw so don’t try and tell me this isn’t a useful tip.

The following steps will ensure that no mombie or daddict ever force you to put your arms around their weird  little crotch dumplings. * When mombie/daddict approaches you with the spawn utter the usual “oooohhh how cute!!!“ bullshit. * In 99.999% of cases, the dose of bullshit does not satisfy them and the breeders WILL expect you to hold the shit machine. * Do not panic. At first refuse politely. Hopefully they'll stop asking. * However if brain damage by baby has rendered mombie/daddict incapable of understanding what the word “no“ means, then pretend to have a coughing fit. And not the polite cute little coughs that make people stroke your back. I'm talking the scary kind. The kind that makes people get the fuck away from so that they don't catch whatever ungodly, straight-from-Satan's-lab virus you're carrying. * After approximately 3 minutes act as though you've recovered. Tell them you've been sick and don't wish to infect the germ magnet. If they're any kind of sensible they wont let you near their thin sack of organs for a very long time. * In case if they're critically brain damaged by baby and still insist that you hold the dream killer, cough a few more times. This time, very close to the stomach alien's face. This should be enough to make them back the fuck off. * However, if they still don't leave you alone, RUN! Run like you've just pissed off Batman. 'Cause these people are fucking insane.