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Hi I am looking for actionable ways to make extra money. I do not want to do anything that will f over someone else, like charge their debit card for a fake service or anything but have no issues exploiting a corporation or app. An example would be like an easy way to create many multiple accounts then cash in on referral bonuses. I have a couple things up my sleeve to give in return. I cant guarantee they are amazing or perhaps better than yours as i have no basis for comparison. I do know most posts on here that garner attention are completely stupid and elementary. I'm hoping for something real. Thanks!

I once was told I could order anything I wanted the next time, on the house. I ordered my entire family a meal and took it home for dinner. It’s worth trying for!

Title says it all. Technically the parking is on a street so they aren't trespassing. Police won't do anything because the homeless are overrunning this beautiful city and they've been neutered by the City Council. What can I do (legally or semi legally) to get these vagrants to move their eyesore?

What would ensure me the most points and how can I cheat for the free response sections?

Today is the last day but top cash back has a 20% cashback promotion for raise.com. I'm still looking for the catch because it sounds to good to be true. So far I haven't found one. The stipulation I've found are that there is a minimum order of $20 and a max of $1,000. You can buy multiple stores gift cards in one purchase. You simply add them to your cart like any other online store. The giftcards already sell at a discount. Some are significant, some are 0% but most have something. You can do gift card arbitrage. Not getting into specifics but you could buy a giftcard then resell it on a different giftcard site and as long as you buy ones with high payouts than as long as the discounted rate you sell for is less than 20% you will make money. If I find a catch to this, I promise to take it down until then I am including a link which is my referral link to the site and you can all F off if you have an issue as it does not in any way shape or form take away from the legitimacy of this nor stop you from googling top cash back so you can avoid freely helping the person who told you about the tip. As I mentioned, if I find a catch or if someone else does than I will take it down. Please don't post that it is bull sh** just because I include a referral link which seems to happen any time I've done this. Thanks and enjoy! my link will take you right to the Raise link I've mentioned https://www.topcashback.com/ref/athack09/raise

Long story short the business that owns the dorms i live in screwed me out of a lot of money but I'm staying here for the next month or so and i want to screw them out of their money. I have free utilities so spending a shitload of water and electricity is an obvious one, but what else could i do? Btw there is CCTV everywhere so stuff like throwing brake fluid on the walls or breaking anything in communal areas is a no-no

I share an apartment with my brother who recently got married to the single laziest bitch I have ever met in my entire life. Basically, she's a slob who refuses to wash a dish, take out her trash or contribute fucking anything of value whatsoever. Does anyone know of any solid strategies to fuck with her and kind of force her to clean without it erupting into a massive fight? I'm not above being petty by any means but it would be great if I could at least pretend that whatever I do to her is unintentional.

Most employees don't take the number in return to the food (as they are supposed to) and they don't look at the date, so you can easily bring a receipt that's a few weeks old. Works best if it's crowded. Should work in other places too as long as you manage to keep the number! Extra pro tip: Keep the number everytime you regulary eat there to increase the probability they are currently around the number you brought. Pro move: keep one receipt from every single number xD (have fun managing them)

For example, if I buy something at a gas station for $9.82,I’ll pay $20, and my change should be $10.18. I will casually say “just give me $11 back it’s fine”. For whatever reason some people have brain farts and associate “9+11=20” and will give the extra change. I have made just over $30 so far in 2019 doing this at gas stations, restaurants (ordering pickup only), and grocery stores. If they notice the math is off I simply say “oh my bad my math was off sorry” casually. Not sure what the repercussions are for the people who are working in jobs they’re clearly not qualified for, but that’s not my problem.

Tired of paying out the ass for movie theater popcorn but still want that buttery goodness? If your local theater has free popcorn refills, run into a theater that just finished showing and people are leaving (but before the staff start cleaning)*, grab any large bucket left behind, and take it to the concession stand. If the kids working there ask for the receipt just bemoan that you threw it out and its already buried waist deep in some trash can far away in the theater and you’re in a rush. They’ll probably do it for you. *take it a step further by scavenging for ALL the food and drinks left behind, this is particularly effective at AMC dine ins, I’ve found plates of fries, burgers, cocktails, and chicken tenders.

Example. Two separate parking lots. Separated by a low fence. And to drive from one parking lot to the other you'd have to backtrack and find another way. You drive into the first parking lot with cops hot on your tail. You reach the edge of the parking lot, jump out of your car and jump a low fence and then jump in your waiting stolen car and take off before the cops (who are now on foot) can catch you. You take off. Cops now have to get back in their car and backtrack to try and catch up to you. Which costs them time as you make your getaway. Best to do this where there is no air support. I once saw this tactic used on a true-crime tv show reenactment showcasing bank robbers. They got away too.

ULPT : I recently sent my joycons for repair ( I have a warranty so it's free and you'll need a warranty for this to work ) and started searching for cheap second hand ones. I found a bunch of people selling their somewhat damaged joycons for very little. So what you could theoretically do is buy a broken second pair of joycons which should cost close to nothing and show up to the store with them, show your warranty and say "it no worko" they'll simply ask what is wrong with the joycons and once you've explained everything, they'll send them for repair. When I sent my joycons off for a fix there was no cereal number the employee could check on the joycons to see if it was really mine. You might be able to pull this off with some other stuff :)

Just leave your I.D. at home go to the E.R. and give a fake name and address. Works every time, save thousands of dollars and stick it to the corrupt health care system (saved my buddy $13,000 for a 3 hour visit for a popped cyst on his neck)

Warning: this may lead to the shutting down of wherever you rated 1 star.

In the unlikely event that you're questioned by a server, say that you were just having a taste of one thing and they will usually laugh with you.

Guarantee no neighbors soon.

Warning: This may cause the place to shut down, proceed with caution.

If a person with visual epilepsy walks by, the person will probably need medical treatment shortly after. Your pharmacy ofc will be the hero and saviour and will give him medical treatment. Either he is brought to hospital and you charge him the costs later on or... The better way: You can stop the epilepsy right at your pharmacy. The person pays, walks out, sees the flashing sign and falls over again. Now just help the person again and repeat the process.

So instead of the four people sitting next to each other have V1 V2 V1 V2, it will be V1 V1 V2 V2.

Your presence status will change to "In a conference call," and you'll be able to ignore IMs for up to 2 hours without repercussion.

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

Uber is notorious for paying their drivers horribly. Many drivers will make much more by pocketing 100% of the reduced fare than their usual cut of the full fare.

As title, you'll get some forgiveness from other drivers on the road, and maybe an officer will look the other way for a minor traffic offense. If an officer does pull you over and asks you can claim that an occasional driver uses the car.

Never be seen together. Send a text to the waiting friend that you're going to the bathroom in 1 minute so they can time their entrance, and describe exactly what table to go to, and maybe leave something obvious on the seat or table. Then just walk confidently straight in. If anyone asks, say you just had to run out to your car and you already have a table. To be more thorough, each wear two shirts, the matching one on top and another color one underneath. In the bathroom switch out the other color shirt on top, take off the hat, then leave the building, preferably out the back or side if possible, or tag along into a family group that's leaving. Obviously, you'll need to have a kinda similar build and look to each other to pull it off, but probably the staff isn't paying close enough attention to really tell you apart outside the obvious cues like the white hat.

At work, we would sometimes get spam calls in Chinese in such number, our clients couldn’t get through. I started mentioning Tiananmen Square and June 4, 1989, thinking that it would get caught by the censors and have yet to receive another call. If you press 1 to talk to someone, start with “Ni Hao” to lure them in and just say Tiananmen Square. Easy.

It doesn't work on every model. There are 2 tables of the same brand (Valley) at my local pub and it only works on one of them. But it still works on that one.

Just give a friendly wave to any person waiting outside the exit gates holding up a welcome/name sign. They will automatically assume you are the person they are waiting for and chances are they will take you somewhere that will make it easier and cheaper for you to move around.

So if you want a super easy $200 for opening a checking account, just Google Chase $200 new checking bonus and it's like the first thing that comes up. The only requirement is a direct deposit which can be tricked if needed. A transfer from Circle Pay I know counts as a direct deposit. After a "direct deposit" of any dollar amount (yes, $1 is enough, a penny I am pretty sure would work too but I wouldnt recommend doing it then waiting a week to find out for sure when a single dollar definitely will) Below this i am including the same link that you will find googling, but this one gives me $50 for the referal while having no additional positive or negative effects on your $200. The $150 for the savings account it talks about has a bunch of stipulations and I wouldnt really recommend trying to fool with it. Anyway, enjoy! PS I can only get a max of 10 referrals so it would be neat to keep this going and rotating the referral link to whoever is in line next after 10 occur. But I repeat you dont have to use my link if you dont want to. I've gotten two referrals already and will let you know and edit to a new person's when I get 10! https://accounts.chase.com/raf/share/1668449656

This will make the person feel you’re more reliable and willing to give up time for them.

Anybody out there know how to truly hide yourself so you can refer oneself to an app or website for bonuses without getting caught throughout the entire process... not really referring to one in particular app either (tell me please if theres an easy one though). For example, if i wanted to refer myself to ebates spend 10 bucks to get a $25 referral bonus how could I do that without getting caught? Is there a way to do it on the same machine? I have a phone and a computer but feel if I were to log in from a VPN with one email or something the system can still tell i used the same device, and if not the same device perhaps the same ip or eventually by using the same credit card or shipping / billing address... anyway would love to know a way around this so I could just repeat some steps and cash out on whatever it may be. Also, any secrets to bypassing 2 step identification?

If the service allows more than 3 users or you set up a schedule the right way for using it, you can add more people and actually get the service and get paid half of the cost monthly from each one, while using it for free.

Stuck living at home still? Start using your parent's electricity to start printing your own money!

So when you get pulled over, when you are drunk, you wont get a ticket because the cops will always think you are like that.

My friend does this and he also browses this sub. I hope he sees his advise help others.

PayPal goes beyond looking the other way, and will [even try and encourage](https://imgur.com/a/OwdIJ9O) users to fall for your scam!

Second part is optional, but would be more effective in post.

My best mate does this all the time. He knows if he says no to quickly we’ll bully him into coming. If he waits till the last second he avoids a lot of hassle.... bastard

Some guy i worked with did this every single week for different places. He got free dominos, pizza hut, mcdonalds... ​ He probably did it about a dozen times before he ran out of places. He had to wait a couple of months before rinsing and repeating. ​ A lot of places don't even ask for a receipt or phone number, some do and you just avoid those. Just speak confidently and in an angry manner until you get what you want.

Continued to get super frustrated I had to go keep checking if the bathroom was open at work. We only have three stalls for a decent size office. Except today..there is this sign..... So there is only two public stalls and mine.

Or they'll sell you the alcohol, illegally. This also depends on your state laws and how strictly the company obeys them.

Literally just happened on my plane. Mom sat in the front, left her kid in the back wtf

full disclosure: I actually understood all the material, I'm just a terrible test taker. ​ Story time: I was in the same class as the professors Son - Little Freckled 18 year old , slim build.. Now this young man was gifted ( mentally / hung - i later found out ) he understood everything regarding Anatomy ( that was the class we were in ) It didn't take long to have him around my finger .. we devised a plan where i would sit behind him before every test. It was a simple morse code we devised that allowed us to talk to each other -- Since his teacher was his dad .. he would hardly ever be told to keep it down -- let alone have any of his attention.

Best tips for bringing drugs on a plane ride? Not a crazy quantity or anything. Has anyone had good fortune with this?

For example, when I pay for something at a gas station (let’s say it costs $9.82), and I pay with a $20 bill, I’ll say “just give me $11 back it’s ok”. Depending on the intelligence of the cashier, they’ll either comply, or point out my error and I’ll say “oh my bad my math was off”.

A way I've gotten Lifeproof cases for cheap is to go on their website, contact support (or go straight to the warranty claim) and let them know the Lifeproof case you purchased 1-2 months ago is defective. I've gotten 3 cases this way, and have only paid $10 CAD for shipping the replacement. You don't even need to own a case, just act like you do, and that it became defective (screen protector separates from case, buttons stop working, etc.) Works every time.

Just make instant oatmeal in the holy water

Original with 3000 points was wrongfully taken down.

1. Install the extension "Image Search Options" for your browser. Chrome: https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/image-search-options/kljmejbpilkadikecejccebmccagifhl?hl=en Firefox: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/image-search-options/ 2. Right click the addon, select "Options". Leave "TinyEye" and "Google Search" options be, unclick and clear the rest. 3. Add the new option "Yandex", name: "Yandex" , searchUrl: https://yandex.com/images/search?rpt=imageview&img_url= click the two checkboxes too. 4. Right click on any image, in the browser context menu select Image Search Options -> All. 5. If right click is disabled on the website, install Image Downloader: Chrome: https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/image-downloader/cnpniohnfphhjihaiiggeabnkjhpaldj open the image in a new window, and repeat step 4 again. 6. If the image is locally saved, drag it to a browser window and step 4. This won't work because it's not an online image url that the three search engines can work with. Simply use the camera icon image uploader on google, tinyurl, yandex to upload it from local. 7. If you would like to find the source of a video, freeze the frame and take a screenshot. Search this like in step 6. What to do once you have searched the image. Google: Can't find similar images, but finds context well. May even find the instagram etc of the person searched. You are more likely to find a name on the first page, or a lot of pinterest/twitter/tumblr spam pages without any help. Any xhamster album that says "X girl (40 photos)" is a good lead. TinyUrl: Meh. Yandex: Great at finding similar images, or even images from the same album. Very bad at context. If you don't see a name or xhamster album on the first page of results, click the other IMAGE RESULTS, and search through them, or click "search for similar images" underneath to the right of image preview. Don't forget to set shield setting to "Unsecure" on right top to see more "NSFW" photos. Post source/album in comments. Reap karma. Everyone's happy. To be safe, when you find the age of the person, type "xx age" in google, if you find anything that's younger than 18, don't post album or else you will have distributed child porn. Even if she produced it and shared online, you will get in trouble. Tip: Use a vpn doing this.

If you share a bathroom, claim you colour toothbrush head is 'no colour'. Then when you need a new head just pop off the coloured ring from the newest looking head of one of your house mates, and bingo it is your new toothbrush head.

Since an electrical shock can be potentially harmful to the heart, no matter how low the voltage or amperage, if you tell the triage nurse you were shocked, then they’ll instantly take you and hook you up to a heart monitor as well as take care of the unjury. Better to wait the time it takes while on the heart monitor and get taken care of than to have to wait in the waiting room.

(Unfortunately this ULPT applies only to guys)

Im 17 and I just got my learning license and although i drive pretty badly, nothing has ever come off it.

People here love the, "The real ULPT is in the comments" bit. Use that to your advantage.

I used to pay $3 every morning for a black coffee from Starbucks until I discovered this little hack against society. Most hotels have complimentary coffee every for their guests, but rarely do they check to make sure everyone is in fact a guest. Switch it up every few days, they don't notice.

I want a BA from a diploma mill. Doesn't matter how shit it is as long as it's got an official website of some kind and preferably costs less than $800. No photoshopping a degree or making one. I want it to come from a "college" that claims it's legit. Yes it will be unaccredited, yes employers will laugh at it, but I want something that someone can't accuse me of fabricating myself. Where can I get something like this?

Post the question in an appropriate sub and let the answers come to you. Useful for assignments of ~100 words or less.

Really could have used that time yesterday to not stay up so late.

The reason is that because I have to switch schools, everytime I hear my parents say something about a new house, I feel lots of pain, I can't handle it even if my parents just talk about what's houses are cheap, anyways to prevent parents to buy a house?

When the teacher calls on you say you had the same question, if will make you seem smarter.

Asked my ex to pay for my umbrella she lost, and I haven't heard from her for weeks.

If you really want, you can plan this too

I know that quite a few people have made bank by selling pics and shit to horny dudes online. How would a moderately attractive Male get thirsty pervs online to send him money, and where are these pervs found?

Let's say you order a pizza and the total comes to $19.50. And you only have $20 (given its not a single bill). Just give them the wad of cash and say it's $23, $25, or etc. That way you won't have to have that awkward confrontation until they get in the car and realize they got bamboozled lol Of course, this only works if you actually give them enough money for the food. Otherwise, they'll come banging on your front door.

This occurred to me many times while in college. Most universities post class schedules online, so it’s not too difficult to find class days and times. The first week of classes are always full of random people trying to add, so it’d be quite easy to slip in! Only con is that you can’t get a degree this way. This tip is to be used solely for learning purposes!

I just found out that my now ex was cheating on me pretty consistently and had plans in place to fuck up my life for literally no reason. How do I best fuck up her life without it being able to be traced back to me? I was thinking fake FB accounts making horrible comments on the shit she posts, whether mean comments on pics shared or laughing or saying "good" at the depression shit she posts. Because she tried to turn my best friend against me, move in with them, and then disappear completely from my life. I would have been emotionally wrecked. Also the cheating. I want to turn the tables, but I definitely don't want it to be linked to me.

Get one of those light up Lyft signs. Police will never suspect a thing.

So,if we suppose that i can buy something for free on amazon and i want make Money from It,what It would be? (Sorry for my grammar but english Is my third language)

Pop-its are the little paper wrapped toys that pop when thrown against a hard surface.

And you will have enjoyed at least 3 months of quality shampoo!

So I bought a day pass for $25 and that gave me nice office space for full day with couch, desk or cubicle option. Wifi for all devices. Kitchen with coffee, cookies and water. Best of all, I got so much printing done that it would be easy $250 at fedex office. They had color n b/w with legal n letter paper and a commercial printer to print from any device connected to wifi or use thumb drive. Best work day while on road ever

To get a Z visa (and work permit) it requires a Bachelor's Degree with an apostille(?) in order to verify its authenticity. I've heard of people literally making fake degrees in mspaint a few years back, but they have become more strict in verifying degrees. I found www.buyuniversitydegrees.com/buy-a-degree-from-an-accredited-college-with-transcripts/ but obviously that looks useless lol How does one get around this? I'm in the U.S. if that makes any difference

This is a repost whitch complies with the flowchart Please don’t ban me mods

I did this and I scored a spot in the best dorm on campus. Brand new air conditioning, individual "all-gender" restrooms and the envy of all my friends. Nobody from higher up ever came in to double-check my identity; my RA wasn't even told. The only difference is, I am actually legitimately transgender. If you do this and are, in fact, NOT transgender, it's probably a little less ethical.

this girl has been the bane of my existence for the past two years. i’m moving out in 5 weeks and asking for tips on how to get my revenge on all the suffering she’s caused me :/ (when her alarm goes off in the morning i call her phone with my caller ID turned off so the alarm stops and doesn’t snooze. but i need more.)

(This is unethical, not extremely illegal, and witty so I think it belongs here)

Order delivery, preferably from a chain. Use a Google voice number (or Talkatone, etc) or a phone you've never called them from. Make a nice size order, and when giving your address, transpose a number, or play with the apartment number. I used to live in apartment 19, and I'd say apartment 9. Wait at least twice as long as the expected delivery time. Call the place, and ask to speak to the manager(don't want to talk to the same person that took the order). Explain that you've been waiting over an hour for your pizza(or whatever), seem very frustrated, and ask when it will be there. They'll have to recook your order, so if they haven't already comp'ed it, act even more frustrated when they say it'll be another 30 minutes. I had about a 75% success rate with this when I was young and literally scamming to eat.

I'm not sure how well this works nowadays, but it worked 15 years ago. My friends and I moved to a Southwest city and we were broke as fuck, didn't know food stamps were a thing, and did a ton of little hustles to get by. We'd scrounge up enough change to put a gallon of gas in the car and drive down the shopping district. Every strip mall had at least 1 store with a soda machine outside. All densely packed, we'd easily hit 20 stores in a mile or two. We'd take turns going in to customer service and say, "The soda machine ate my dollar". 95% of the time, they'd just give you a buck and you walk out. Walmart sometimes would just ask what soda you wanted and give you that and the change (they all used to have only store brand machines). A few times I was followed out and had to buy the soda. But we also would try to double dip if the cashier had the right attitude, just go back in and say, "It just did it again."

(This is Mildly illegal, not highly so it complies with guidelines)

(This is not highly illegal so it belongs on here)

Every first Monday of the month is free pizza day at Planet Fitness. Yes, the rumors are true. The will have tables set up at the front right when you walk in. No need to check in with a membership. The brand varies, could be a local place, could be Domino's. They just bring it in all day.

Right when the subway doors were chiming, the thief wrested my purse containing my Samsung phone, darted for the door, and ran out of the train. The doors closed before I got up to hightail after him. I didn't get a good look of him. [r/london features similar crimes](https://redd.it/2wcpts). I emailed Samsung to explain all this and request a new phone, but they just apologized and said they couldn't help. How else can I convince them? Thanks! #Here's the precedent for a phone company gifting a phone. When a lifeguard in my town had to dive suddenly in the pool to help someone, he left his phone on the lifeguard seat. When he returned to his seat, his phone was no longer there. HTC found out, and mailed him a new phone for free!

I used to work at Dunkin’, whenever someone would hand me a coupon for a item (usually free medium coffee or a free donut) after I take it from them I take a picture of it and save it on my phone, after I leave work I copy the numbers from the barcode that I took the picture off into a QR code generator and I make a QR code, then I go to the real Dunkin’ Donuts app screenshot the payment code that they scan whenever you pay with your app, and then I photoshop the free item QR code into the real QR code that I pay with. This allowed me to have a screenshot that looks exactly like the payment page you show them when you pay, but it includes a fake coupon that will actually give you the item for free.

Saw this on some other sub (can’t remember which one) but still thought would be worth mentioning. Plus you get to waste time of a company that thinks it’s ok to demand work and not pay anyone in return for “experience”. Might sounds dumb but oh well

Submitting to unethical LPT because I think this is a workaround to the intentional update to hide likes from all users except owner

Please help me out. I need 300 more people to fill it. Takes less than 30 seconds https://forms.gle/TW48D64qGBUK8WJD8

For example if you’re a funny person, say “I wish I was funnier” and there’s a semi good chance your mate will go “you are funny” or something like that. Varying success rates depending on delivery. Can backfire dramatically if you aren’t actually what you’re trying to get a compliment for

have common sense, only do this once or twice a month - best excuse would be algeric reaction, claim the food is uneat-able due to allergy .. sympathize and say "you don't wanna be THAT person, but i spent $$.$$ and dont wanna be left with anything"

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The corpus delicti requirement of American law says that you cannot be convicted of murder/homicide on a statement/confession alone. Just go to your nearest police station and confess to killing some random dude. If there is no evidence, they cant charge you. Free street cred.

You can get empty gift cards at Starbucks or other places.

You get paid ~$100k for each surrogacy, plus paid maternity leave.

"I don't know what happened it just won't turn on anymore."

So basically I have a pretty small scratch on my S8+. It's maybe an inch long and only visible when the phone is off. When I'm browing Reddit or whatever you have to get super close to see it. I want to trade my phone in and they won't accept it if there's any screen damage.

Since YouTube does not review or interfere with claims through these steps there are no repercussions.

When It try to message my friend on Facebook, I get an error message that says the person is not available. How can I tell if he really blocked my messages or if its just a FB error without directly asking him.

Bonus points for using bandaids meant for children

There are usually a ton laying about that no one is coming back for

Gift cards are exciting!

For you karma whores out there. Post on one account, use the other to give it silver, and alternate. The silver will validate your post in the eyes of some, surely it'll draw some more attention to it.

You will of course make it up to them by buying them a coffee some time....right?