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Hey! | |
Listen, I know you wanted to talk to me, but I have an idea that may make you want to stay married. We register, and | |
No! | |
Ross, come on! | |
No! | |
Listen, look I thought a lot about how to tell you this and the bottom line, Ross, is we can not stay married. | |
I don’t know if it’s true. | |
Oh b-b-but it is! | |
Oh, okay, y’know what this is? | |
Oh Ross, come on! This is not, this is not a marriage!! This is the world’s worst hangover! Ross, listen, if | |
All right. All right, I’ll do it. | |
Thank you. Hey-hey umm, uh, is there, is there any such thing as an annulment shower? | |
Hey! What are you guys doing? | |
Making holiday candy for the neighbors. | |
Yes! | |
So I really never get to win anymore? | |
How much did ever really win before? | |
He is so cute. So, where did you guys grow up? | |
Brooklyn Heights. | |
Cleveland. | |
How, how did that happen? | |
Oh my god. | |
What? | |
I suddenly had the feeling that I was falling. But I'm not. | |
Ok, I'm makin' a break for it, I'm goin' out the window. | |
No, no, no, don't! I've been waitin' for like, forever to go out with Lorraine. Just calm down. | |
Calm down? Calm down? You set me up with the woman that I've dumped twice in the last five months! | |
Can you stop yellin'? You're makin' me nervous, and I can't go when I'm nervous. | |
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you're right. Come on, do it, do it, go, come on!!! | |
Hey you guys, guess what? | |
The British are coming? | |
Ohh, you and your ways. Since it’s Christmastime. I’m going to be one of those people collection donations. | |
Yeah, I already have my bell and later on...I get my bucket. | |
Ohh. | |
Yeah, yeah, I’m going to be out there spreading joy to the people. | |
I mean, last year, I spread a little joy but not really enough. | |
So this year, I’m going to do the whole city. | |
You know, I knew a girl in high school who did that. She was | |
I can't | |
Oh! Look at that, time's up! My turn! | |
That was a half an hour? | |
It's your timer. | |
Y'know, I don't like to brag about it, but I give the | |
All right, then massage me up right nice! | |
Ah! Ahh!! Ahh!! | |
It's so good, isn't it? | |
It's so good I don't know what I've done to deserve it! | |
Say good-bye to sore muscles! | |
Good-bye muscles!! | |
Oh whoa-whoa-whoa! | |
Wait a minute, open up your hand; let me take a look. | |
Quarter. | |
Dime. | |
Lint? | |
Not interested in that. | |
What's this? | |
A Canadian coin? | |
Get outta here! | |
Whoa-whoa-whoa! | |
No drinks near the bucket! | |
Set it down over there and then you can make a contribution! | |
And you can leave the hurt bunny look over there too! | |
Hi Bob! | |
I thought I told you to get outta here! | |
Uh, Phoebe we've been getting complaints and uh, we're gonna move you to a less high-profile spot. | |
Well, because we thought you knew!! It’s so obvious! God, that would be like telling Monica, "Hey, you like things clean." | |
Hey Joe! You wanna shoot some hoops? | |
Oh no, I can’t go. I’m practicing; I got an audition to be the host of a new game show. | |
Oh cool! | |
That’s great. | |
Yeah-yeah, and if I get it by day I’ll Dr. Drake Remoray, but by night I’ll be Joey Trrrribbiani! | |
You’ll be perfect for this! That’s already your name! | |
But the audition’s in a couple hours and I don’t even understand the game. | |
Well do you want some help? | |
Oh really? That’d be great! You guys can be the contestants! | |
Awesome! | |
Okay, I guess we can lose to junior high girls some other time. | |
All right! Let’s play Bamboozled! | |
Bamboozled? | |
Yeah, isn’t that a cool name? | |
Yeah! | |
No! | |
Oh. Okay, just breathe. | |
Oh honey, I think I’m having one too! | |
Look at this! There we go! | |
Excuse me. Hi, I’m a professor here. Do you know the Paleontology section, fifth floor, stack 437? | |
Well, yes! Just give me five minutes, I just have to find someone to cover my shift. | |
No! No!! No! Can I speak to someone in charge please?! | |
How can I help you? | |
Hi, I was wondering if it is possible to increase security in the Paleontology section? | |
See I-I wrote a book up there and instead of reading it people are-are-are well, rolling around in front of it. | |
We are aware of the problem you are referring to. | |
But as far as increasing security, I’m afraid the library is very understaffed. | |
I, I can’t help you. | |
Well, fine. | |
Fine! | |
If-if I’m the only person with any appreciation of the sanctity of the written word, I’ll go up there and defend it myself! | |
And don’t you follow me! | |
Okay. Would you rather live in the shirt pocket of a sweaty giant, or inside his shower drain? | |
Oh my God! Phoebe look, it’s Ross and that girl. |
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