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Hey!
Listen, I know you wanted to talk to me, but I have an idea that may make you want to stay married. We register, and
No!
Ross, come on!
No!
Listen, look I thought a lot about how to tell you this and the bottom line, Ross, is we can not stay married.
I don’t know if it’s true.
Oh b-b-but it is!
Oh, okay, y’know what this is?
Oh Ross, come on! This is not, this is not a marriage!! This is the world’s worst hangover! Ross, listen, if
All right. All right, I’ll do it.
Thank you. Hey-hey umm, uh, is there, is there any such thing as an annulment shower?
Hey! What are you guys doing?
Making holiday candy for the neighbors.
Yes!
So I really never get to win anymore?
How much did ever really win before?
He is so cute. So, where did you guys grow up?
Brooklyn Heights.
Cleveland.
How, how did that happen?
Oh my god.
What?
I suddenly had the feeling that I was falling. But I'm not.
Ok, I'm makin' a break for it, I'm goin' out the window.
No, no, no, don't! I've been waitin' for like, forever to go out with Lorraine. Just calm down.
Calm down? Calm down? You set me up with the woman that I've dumped twice in the last five months!
Can you stop yellin'? You're makin' me nervous, and I can't go when I'm nervous.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you're right. Come on, do it, do it, go, come on!!!
Hey you guys, guess what?
The British are coming?
Ohh, you and your ways. Since it’s Christmastime. I’m going to be one of those people collection donations.
Yeah, I already have my bell and later on...I get my bucket.
Ohh.
Yeah, yeah, I’m going to be out there spreading joy to the people.
I mean, last year, I spread a little joy but not really enough.
So this year, I’m going to do the whole city.
You know, I knew a girl in high school who did that. She was
I can't
Oh! Look at that, time's up! My turn!
That was a half an hour?
It's your timer.
Y'know, I don't like to brag about it, but I give the
All right, then massage me up right nice!
Ah! Ahh!! Ahh!!
It's so good, isn't it?
It's so good I don't know what I've done to deserve it!
Say good-bye to sore muscles!
Good-bye muscles!!
Oh whoa-whoa-whoa!
Wait a minute, open up your hand; let me take a look.
Quarter.
Dime.
Lint?
Not interested in that.
What's this?
A Canadian coin?
Get outta here!
Whoa-whoa-whoa!
No drinks near the bucket!
Set it down over there and then you can make a contribution!
And you can leave the hurt bunny look over there too!
Hi Bob!
I thought I told you to get outta here!
Uh, Phoebe we've been getting complaints and uh, we're gonna move you to a less high-profile spot.
Well, because we thought you knew!! It’s so obvious! God, that would be like telling Monica, "Hey, you like things clean."
Hey Joe! You wanna shoot some hoops?
Oh no, I can’t go. I’m practicing; I got an audition to be the host of a new game show.
Oh cool!
That’s great.
Yeah-yeah, and if I get it by day I’ll Dr. Drake Remoray, but by night I’ll be Joey Trrrribbiani!
You’ll be perfect for this! That’s already your name!
But the audition’s in a couple hours and I don’t even understand the game.
Well do you want some help?
Oh really? That’d be great! You guys can be the contestants!
Awesome!
Okay, I guess we can lose to junior high girls some other time.
All right! Let’s play Bamboozled!
Bamboozled?
Yeah, isn’t that a cool name?
Yeah!
No!
Oh. Okay, just breathe.
Oh honey, I think I’m having one too!
Look at this! There we go!
Excuse me. Hi, I’m a professor here. Do you know the Paleontology section, fifth floor, stack 437?
Well, yes! Just give me five minutes, I just have to find someone to cover my shift.
No! No!! No! Can I speak to someone in charge please?!
How can I help you?
Hi, I was wondering if it is possible to increase security in the Paleontology section?
See I-I wrote a book up there and instead of reading it people are-are-are well, rolling around in front of it.
We are aware of the problem you are referring to.
But as far as increasing security, I’m afraid the library is very understaffed.
I, I can’t help you.
Well, fine.
Fine!
If-if I’m the only person with any appreciation of the sanctity of the written word, I’ll go up there and defend it myself!
And don’t you follow me!
Okay. Would you rather live in the shirt pocket of a sweaty giant, or inside his shower drain?
Oh my God! Phoebe look, it’s Ross and that girl.