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Damnit!

I will be! Listen, I don’t want you teaching my son that stuff anymore. Okay?

Fine.

Fine, but I’ll have you know that once I taught him that stuff he called me Fun Aunt Rachel.

And I loved being Fun Aunt Rachel but I’ll go back to being Boring and Uncomfortable Aunt Rachel if that’s what you want!

No that’s not what I want. Uh, I’m glad you guys were bonding but I

Look he doesn’t have any brothers or sisters, somebody’s gonna have to teach him this stuff!

And I haven’t taught him anything that a normal 6-year-old doesn’t know anyway!

Crap!!

I gotta go!

Look at that! Look at that! They’re going into the first class lounge! Do you know what they have in there?

No.

Me neither! We have to get in!

Just act like you belong.

Oh my God! Oranges!

Shh! Nice to see you again.

Uh sir, may I see your tickets please?

Yes, of course.

I’m sorry, would you move your thumb? I can’t see the seat number.

Oh that’s all right, I have it memorized. It’s 1A.

Okay!

Y’know what?

I realized it was stupid to get upset about not having a husband and kids.

All I really needed was a plan.

See I wanna have three kids

Oh let me guess, and you wanna have them all at the same time and you wanna have them for your brother.

As I was saying… I should probably have the first of the three kids by the time I’m 35 which gives me five years.

You spent a hundred dollars. That’s the limit. You’re screwed!

Uh actually, I sent the flowers before the actual date. So technically,

Oh-oh! So that’s the way it’s gonna be huh? Yeah I can break the rules too y’know!

Oh yeah? What are you gonna do?

I don’t know.

Why am I not surprised?

Y’know what Ross? I’m not gonna let you get away with this!

I don’t think you have much choice.

Well we’ll see!

Bye-bye!

Yeah bye-bye! Hey! So just a light layer?

Yes. Yes. Just here and there .

Dad?

I’m here!

Hey!

Hi. God, it seems like just yesterday you guys used to come out to watch me work.

Dad, we-we can’t believe you’re selling the house.

Well, it’s time for a new family to start their memories here and hopefully their check will clear before they find the crack in the foundation and the asbestos in the ceiling.

Let’s grab our stuff and get the hell out of here.

I’m sorry we can’t store your childhood things anymore.

Oh, that’s okay, I can’t wait to see everything again! All of the memories

Well, I don’t know what’s in the boxes down here, but I do know there are six or seven

I used to

Yeah, not as much as you used to love to play uncooked batter eater.

Hey, it is unreasonable to expect a child to wait for a

Ok, got the vent open.

Hi, I'm Ben. I'm hospital worker Ben. It's Ben... to the rescue!

Ben, you ready?

All right, gimme your foot.

Ok, on three, Ben.

One, two, three.

Ok, That's it, Ben.

What do you see?

Well, Susan, I see what appears to be a dark vent. Wait. Yes, it is in fact a dark vent.

Phoebs, It's open! It's open!

Wait! You forgot your legs!

You have a very impressive resume, Ms. Green. I especially like what I see here about implementing a new filing system.

Thank you.

Filing system?

Oh-oh!

You mean those-those little colored labels you put on all the folders?

It certainly did brighten up the inside of the filing cabinets.

Well, they uh, they-they do more than that.

I notice that you’ve been trusted with a lot of rather important responsibilities.

Yes, Joanna really has been an incredible mentor to me.

Oh. And Rachel has been really incredible in getting my morning bagel for me. It’s amazing how she gets it right almost

I-I-I of course, I have more responsibilities than that.

Oh yes, well there’s the coffee too. Rachel can carry two things at once!

Yes, that’s very good. Now a uh, big part of this job is cultivating personal relationships, especially with designers.

Yes, I realize that

And Rachel shouldn’t have any problem with that. The only problem might be getting a little too friendly, if you know what I mean.

I love working with designers!

With them, under them, what’s the difference? Eh, Rach?

Chandler, you have an assistant right?

Did she call? You-you told her I was sick right? Always tell her I am sick!

Chandler, listen to me sweetie, I know you can do this. Okay? You have a beautiful smile.

I do?

Yeah! All right, maybe you don’t have to smile. Let’s try something else. Let’s try umm, try looking sexy.

Okay.

Or not.

Where's Chandler?

Here I am.

Wash your hands!!!

How did you…know?

Hey! What's she doing back here?

Relax, Ross. She's not made of ice cream!

Hey look, Phoebe. I, uh, I laid out the states geographically...

What happened in Atlantic City?!

Well, Chandler and I are in a bar

Did you not hear me say, "Du-ude?!"

And this girl is making eyes at Chandler, okay?

So after awhile he-he goes over to her and uh, after a minute or two, I see them kissing.

Now, I know what you’re thinking, Chandler’s not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls, and you’re right, Chandler’s not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with…girls.