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And do you remember going into my purse and stealing the phone?! | |
Ooh, now you lost me. | |
You stole the phone! | |
No I didn’t! | |
No? So you’re saying that if I called it, it wouldn’t ring? | |
No. Umm, okay. But while you dial, let me show you the features of my new ringing handbag. Oh, it does work! | |
Phoebe! | |
It’s not here. | |
Puzzler. A bit of a puzzle. Why don’t you um, check the copy room, maybe you left the contracts in there? | |
How could I have left them in the copy room? | |
I don’t know Tag! How can your genitals make phone calls? Okay? It’s not a perfect world! Just go please. | |
Fine. | |
How ya doin'? Welcome. Good to see ya! | |
This will be your phone. | |
That's great. But uh, I'm not really expecting a lot of calls. | |
No you answer it and take pledges. | |
But I'm the host! | |
No, Gary Collins is the host. You'll be answering the phones. | |
You don't seem to understand. See, I was Dr. Drake Remoray. | |
Well, here's your phone doctor. | |
Hey guys. | |
Hey Gunther. Hi. I mean you’re going out on a date with the noisy guy upstairs? | |
Well, he’s very charming. | |
I know, he’s too charming, but if you two start going out, then it’s just gonna make it so much harder for me to hate him. | |
Well, you’re just gonna have to try. | |
Joey, where are the | |
I don’t know, Chandler is supposed to be passin’ ‘em around... | |
Okay, ten blocks down. Five to go. | |
Oh wait! Stop! Stop! Stop! | |
Oh I’m sorry! Do you need a break? | |
My boots in tan! Hey! Can you get a little closer so I can see the price? | |
I can see it from right here. It’ll cost you one husband. | |
Okay, I’m sorry. I think I can walk the rest of the way now. Just-just give me my boots. | |
Come on more! | |
Oh God! | |
Yeah, you like that don’t you? | |
Oh yeah right there! | |
You want it there? You take it there baby! | |
Uh Phoebe? | |
Yeah, say my name. Say it! And now I’m going to cover you back up, and umm we’re never doing this again. | |
Happy?! Is that what I’m supposed to be Vic? Happy? | |
Well, why don’t you tell me what you’re supposed to be! | |
Huh? | |
Because I sure as hell can’t figure it out! | |
I talk to you and it’s nothin’. | |
You look at me, and nothin’. | |
Nothing. | |
You guys make me fly! High! Okay, we’re gonna pick it up here, tomorrow. | |
Well, that was ah... | |
What?! What are you doing?! | |
Do you know what just happened? | |
Yeah. We-we had sex and then we fell asleep. | |
No. We were in the middle of sex…and | |
Nooo! No, that’s not true. No, best time ever! Yeah, you rocked my world! | |
Don't worry, Chandler, it's not a globe of the United States. | |
Hey you guys I'm gonna go out and take a walk. | |
Phoebe, why is your bag moving? | |
Oh, it's not! | |
Seriously, it's moving! | |
What the hell is in there? | |
It's just my knitting that's all! Yes! I knit this. I'm very good. | |
There will come a time in each of your careers when you’ll have a chance to screw over another soap opera actor. | |
I had such an opportunity in the recent, present. | |
And I’m ashamed to say that I took it, I advised a fellow actor to play a role, homosexually. | |
Yeah, we both auditioned for the part, and uh, as it turned out, they ah, they liked the stupid gay thing and cast him. | |
And now, he’s got a two year contract opposite Susan Luchhi, the first lady of daytime television, and me, me I’m stuck here teaching a bunch of people, most of whom are too ugly to even be on TV. | |
I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry. | |
Thank you. | |
Rach? | |
I’ll be out in a second. | |
Oh. It’s just so unexpected! I…I uh…Boy I’ll tell you it’s just such an honor to be nominated for a | |
Honey, we have to go. Our reservations are at 8:00. | |
in Reservations at 8:00 by Neil Simon. Thank-thank you Neil. Thank you for the words. | |
Okay honey, you can finish this later we’re gonna be late. We gotta go. | |
Please, don’t play the music. Just uh one more. | |
I can't believe you don't want to know. | |
I mean, I couldn't not know, I mean, if, if the doctor knows, and Carol knows, and Susan knows.... | |
And Monica knows... | |
Wha, heh, how could you know, I don't even know! | |
Carol called me to thank me for the lasagna, I asked, she told me. | |
So what's it gonna be? | |
Wait—oh—hey—huh, oh great now he knows, and I don't know! | |
I'm sorry, I'm just excited about being an aunt! | |
Or an uncle... | |
Hey Phoebe! | |
Hi Pheebs! | |
Pheebs! | |
Fine! | |
Phoebe, what's the matter? | |
Nothing, I'm sorry, I'm just, I'm out of sorts. | |
Oh, right, that's me! | |
Hey, Chandler, that table place closes at 7, come on. | |
Fine. | |
Phoebe, what is it? | |
All right, you know Paolo? | |
I'm familiar with his work, yes... | |
Well, he made a move on me. | |
Whoa, store will be open tomorrow! | |
More coffee over here, please! | |
Hey. |
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