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Hey Mon umm, if you do get married, can I bring two guests?
You didn’t break up with that fireman?
No, that was my way of telling you.
Well, it turns out he’s incredibly sensitive, he keeps a journal and he paints.
He even showed me charcoal drawings that he drew of me.
Wow!
Yeah, well he’d prefer water colors, but y'know, he has easy access to a lot of charcoal.
So then, are you going to dump Jason?
Well, yeah, because I have to break up with someone, and… Okay so Jason is sensitive, but now so’s Vince Plus, Vince has the body y'know?
So… It’s really just about the math.
Ok, so it's a tie again, 41 to 41.
Ok, look! Enough is enough!
No, I have just to have two more points to beat him!
Monica, that was also true an
I can't just walk away! I've put in four hours!
You knew this about me when you married me!
You agreed to take me in sickness and in health.
Well, this is my sickness!
Oh yeah-yeah, the lobster.
Yeah, I mean I was up sick all night.
Yeah me too, all night.
Really?! How come we didn’t cross paths?
Yeah well that’s because uh…I stayed in my room. Yeah, you don’t want to look in my hamper.
I can’t believe there is a naked hooker in there!
Wait! Wait! Maybe she’s a hooker
Yeah, okay let’s leave these two alone.
No! I do not care what my hormones are doing, I am not going to just do it with some random guy!
Fine! Then you tell Roger because he was really looking forward to this!
So.
So.
I just thought the two of us should hang out for a bit.
I mean, you know, we've never really talked.
I guess you'd know that, being one of the two of us, though, right?
I know, I probably shouldn't even tell you this, but I'm pretty much totally intimidated by you.
Really? Me?
Oh my god, are you kidding?
Ross is so crazy about you, and I really wanted you to like me, and, it's probably me being totally paranoid, but I kinda got the feeling that maybe you don't.
Well, you're not totally paranoid.
Oy.
Um, ok, uh, oh god, um, when you and uh Ross first started going out, it was really hard for me, um, for many reasons, which I'm not gonna bore you with now, but um, I just, I see how happy he is, you know, and how good you guys are together, and um, Monica's always saying how nice you are, and god I hate it when she's right.
Thanks. Hey, listen, would you like to go to a movie sometime or something?
Yeah, that'd be great. I'd love it.
I'd love it too. Shoot, I gotta go. So, I'll talk to you later.
All right, Julie.
Bye.
Bye. What a manipulative bitch.
Chandler, I found the perfect ring.
Oh, that’s uh, that’s pretty nice but I’m gonna go with the one I picked first.
Oh my God Chandler, the one you picked is gone. It’s over!
What?
Some guy bought it. I’m sorry. I tired to stop it but they put me in jail!
They put you in jail?
The little jail between the doors!
Phoebe, I asked you to guard the ring!
I know, I’m sorry! But y’know, this ring is better! Monica never even saw the other ring.
Yeah but when he proposed to me with the ring I got goose bumps.
Maybe it was the guy.
It was the ring!
No, not that, I mean, what about you and Mindy?
Well, if you want, I'll just—I'll just break it off with her.
No. No-no-no-no, no. I mean, don't do that. Not, I mean not for me.
Dr. Farber, Bobby Rush is here for his adjustment.
Thanks, Bernice. Let's go away this weekend.
Oh, Barry..! Come on, this is all way too..
We can, we can go to Aruba!
When I went there on what would have been our honeymoon, it was, uh... it was really nice.
You would've liked it.
I had a bra.
Hey, Dr. Farber.
All right Miss Green, everything looks fine... Yep, I think we're starting to see some real progress here.
What?!
I'm twelve, I'm not stupid.
Oh my God! What does
Oh that's an eye removal machine.
All right, I'm outta here!
I'm kidding! I'm kidding!
So were done then!
Almost! But first, we gotta start.
This is a glaucoma test.
Uh-huh.
Sit down.
Okay.
But your chin here. Now, you'll feel a small puff of air in each eye.
What?!
A small puff of air, now come on!
Sure, now I’m scared.
No, we can go together! Just don’t wait too long though, okay? ‘Cause I’m outta here sometime before Friday.
Yeah, but I don’t wanna die!
No-no, it’ll be fun! We can come back and we can haunt these guys!
Um, Chandler, Ross, this is Robert.
Oh, hey.
Hi.
You’ve have lipstick right here . That’s okay, it’s mine, we just kissed.
Hey!
Hey!
No. Y'know how we’re always saying we need a place for the mail.
Well, I started building one. But then I decided to take it to the next step.
You’re building a post office?
No, an entertainment unit, with a mail cubby built right in. It’s a one day job, max.
Okay. My word! Those are snug.