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Hey Mon umm, if you do get married, can I bring two guests? | |
You didn’t break up with that fireman? | |
No, that was my way of telling you. | |
Well, it turns out he’s incredibly sensitive, he keeps a journal and he paints. | |
He even showed me charcoal drawings that he drew of me. | |
Wow! | |
Yeah, well he’d prefer water colors, but y'know, he has easy access to a lot of charcoal. | |
So then, are you going to dump Jason? | |
Well, yeah, because I have to break up with someone, and… Okay so Jason is sensitive, but now so’s Vince Plus, Vince has the body y'know? | |
So… It’s really just about the math. | |
Ok, so it's a tie again, 41 to 41. | |
Ok, look! Enough is enough! | |
No, I have just to have two more points to beat him! | |
Monica, that was also true an | |
I can't just walk away! I've put in four hours! | |
You knew this about me when you married me! | |
You agreed to take me in sickness and in health. | |
Well, this is my sickness! | |
Oh yeah-yeah, the lobster. | |
Yeah, I mean I was up sick all night. | |
Yeah me too, all night. | |
Really?! How come we didn’t cross paths? | |
Yeah well that’s because uh…I stayed in my room. Yeah, you don’t want to look in my hamper. | |
I can’t believe there is a naked hooker in there! | |
Wait! Wait! Maybe she’s a hooker | |
Yeah, okay let’s leave these two alone. | |
No! I do not care what my hormones are doing, I am not going to just do it with some random guy! | |
Fine! Then you tell Roger because he was really looking forward to this! | |
So. | |
So. | |
I just thought the two of us should hang out for a bit. | |
I mean, you know, we've never really talked. | |
I guess you'd know that, being one of the two of us, though, right? | |
I know, I probably shouldn't even tell you this, but I'm pretty much totally intimidated by you. | |
Really? Me? | |
Oh my god, are you kidding? | |
Ross is so crazy about you, and I really wanted you to like me, and, it's probably me being totally paranoid, but I kinda got the feeling that maybe you don't. | |
Well, you're not totally paranoid. | |
Oy. | |
Um, ok, uh, oh god, um, when you and uh Ross first started going out, it was really hard for me, um, for many reasons, which I'm not gonna bore you with now, but um, I just, I see how happy he is, you know, and how good you guys are together, and um, Monica's always saying how nice you are, and god I hate it when she's right. | |
Thanks. Hey, listen, would you like to go to a movie sometime or something? | |
Yeah, that'd be great. I'd love it. | |
I'd love it too. Shoot, I gotta go. So, I'll talk to you later. | |
All right, Julie. | |
Bye. | |
Bye. What a manipulative bitch. | |
Chandler, I found the perfect ring. | |
Oh, that’s uh, that’s pretty nice but I’m gonna go with the one I picked first. | |
Oh my God Chandler, the one you picked is gone. It’s over! | |
What? | |
Some guy bought it. I’m sorry. I tired to stop it but they put me in jail! | |
They put you in jail? | |
The little jail between the doors! | |
Phoebe, I asked you to guard the ring! | |
I know, I’m sorry! But y’know, this ring is better! Monica never even saw the other ring. | |
Yeah but when he proposed to me with the ring I got goose bumps. | |
Maybe it was the guy. | |
It was the ring! | |
No, not that, I mean, what about you and Mindy? | |
Well, if you want, I'll just—I'll just break it off with her. | |
No. No-no-no-no, no. I mean, don't do that. Not, I mean not for me. | |
Dr. Farber, Bobby Rush is here for his adjustment. | |
Thanks, Bernice. Let's go away this weekend. | |
Oh, Barry..! Come on, this is all way too.. | |
We can, we can go to Aruba! | |
When I went there on what would have been our honeymoon, it was, uh... it was really nice. | |
You would've liked it. | |
I had a bra. | |
Hey, Dr. Farber. | |
All right Miss Green, everything looks fine... Yep, I think we're starting to see some real progress here. | |
What?! | |
I'm twelve, I'm not stupid. | |
Oh my God! What does | |
Oh that's an eye removal machine. | |
All right, I'm outta here! | |
I'm kidding! I'm kidding! | |
So were done then! | |
Almost! But first, we gotta start. | |
This is a glaucoma test. | |
Uh-huh. | |
Sit down. | |
Okay. | |
But your chin here. Now, you'll feel a small puff of air in each eye. | |
What?! | |
A small puff of air, now come on! | |
Sure, now I’m scared. | |
No, we can go together! Just don’t wait too long though, okay? ‘Cause I’m outta here sometime before Friday. | |
Yeah, but I don’t wanna die! | |
No-no, it’ll be fun! We can come back and we can haunt these guys! | |
Um, Chandler, Ross, this is Robert. | |
Oh, hey. | |
Hi. | |
You’ve have lipstick right here . That’s okay, it’s mine, we just kissed. | |
Hey! | |
Hey! | |
No. Y'know how we’re always saying we need a place for the mail. | |
Well, I started building one. But then I decided to take it to the next step. | |
You’re building a post office? | |
No, an entertainment unit, with a mail cubby built right in. It’s a one day job, max. | |
Okay. My word! Those are snug. |
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