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Very good, so good.

I really, really enjoyed it. Very exotic.

Well, I just checked our messages and Joshua didn’t call.

I mean you’d think he’d be worried about me not showing up at his club.

Ugh, you know what makes it so much worse, Ross is all happy in Vermont!

Come on! Look where you are!!

When you get a sec, another round of daiquiris.

Remember, a virgin for me please.

Oh! And don’t let me leave without getting the name of that carpet guy.

Ahh, come on! Y’know what—y’know what, I think I’m just gonna go home and call Kathy.

Well, if you think it will help.

No!

That was a test!

In a couple of hours I’m gonna get really drunk and wanna call Kathy and you guys are gonna have to stop me!

And then after that, I’m gonna get so drunk, I’m gonna wanna call Janice

You should! How is she?

Ohhh!!

I think somebody needs another lap dance.

All right, I definitely taste nutmeg.

You do?

You don’t? Well, that’s the difference between a professional and a layman.

That and arrogance.

Hey.

Hey! How was sailing?

Wow thanks!

Joe?

Yeah!

Uh, you’ve had a lot of sex right?

When? Today? Some, not a lot.

Well, it’s just the reason that I’m asking is because I kind of eh, uh, I was unable to—I mean I really wanted to, but I couldn’t….

There huh—hmm, there-there was an incident.

Don’t worry about that man, that happens.

It’s happened to you?

Yeah! Once.

Well, what’d you do?

I did it anyway.

‘Sup? ‘Sup dude?

Take whatever you want, just please don’t hurt me.

So you’re playing a little

Yes, on a scale from 1 to 10, 10 being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely 19.

Come on man, really how old?!

Young! You’re a man-child okay?! Now go get changed because everybody’s ready and please, oh please, keep my underwear!

And they knew about it?

Okay, well Ross, what is this really about?

Look, this is my home and I want to be able to come and go whenever I want!

Okay, I will find someplace else to do the rest of my appointments. I just don’t know what the big deal is!

The big deal is I don’t want naked, greasy strangers in my apartment when I want to kick back with a puzzle—beer! Cold beer.

Okay, look, he's not gonna hurt them, right?

Do you always have to bring him here?

I didn't wanna leave him alone.

Alright?

We- we had our first fight this morning.

I think it has to do with my working late.

I said some things that I didn't mean, and he- he threw some faeces...

Y'know, if you're gonna work late, I could look in on him for you.

Oh, that'd be great!

Okay, but if you do, make sure it seems like you're there to see him, okay, and you're not like doing it as a favour to me.

Okay, but if he asks, I'm not going to lie.

Check this out.

It says here that there’s a place you can go to rent videos of all the museums!

"It’s almost as good as being there."

It’s better! You can’t go to a museum in your underwear!

Oh-ho! I bet the British version is gooooood!

Uh, may I help you?

Yeah, I talked to you on the phone, I’m the lady that got stuck with the racecar bed.

Look, it’s like I told you, there’s nothing I can do. You signed for it, Monica Velula Geller.

All right, Jester man, look we wanna see the king.

Nobody sees the king!

Oh-ho-kay, I’m talking to the king.

Hey! You can’t go back there!

Oh my God.

So, this must be kinda neat for ya, huh?

I mean, your Dad tells me that you get a couple of days off school, and you, you ah, don’t have to sell those cookies anymore.

Well, I kinda wanted to sell the cookies. The girl who sells the most wins a trip to Spacecamp, and gets to sit in a

Wow, you ah, you really like all this space stuff, huh?

Yeah.

My Dad says if I spend as much time helping him clean apartments, as I do daydreaming about outer space, he’d be able to afford a trip to the Taj Mahal.

I think you would have to clean a whole lot of apartments to go all the way to India.

No. The one in Atlantic City, Dad loves the slots. He says he’s gonna double the college money my Grandma left me.

Oh, um, I don’t know if that’s a good idea.

Oh. Look, just friends, I won’t grope you. I promise.

No, I just I think that it’s too soon.

No it’s not too soon, I had lunch at a eleven.

I invented the game of Cups as a way to give Joey money.

And now you want that money back.

Exactly.

Chandler, what kind of an idiot do you take me for?

It’s not a real game! I made it up!

I’m sorry you lost your money, but I won it fair and square.

I don't know.

But I can see through your sheet.

Yeah, yeah, that's her.

But y'know what?

Doesn't matter, I'm never gonna get to meet her anyway.

Why?

Because it's impossible to find her apartment! She lives in some like of hot girl parallel universe, or something.

What are you talking about? She obviously lives on the second floor, seventh apartment from the left!

No. No. No. She lives on the

No, those first two windows, that's the lobby.

And y'know the other one over there, that's the stairway.