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hom_1021
The text is using an analogy to describe a high level of confusion humorously, but it does not exploit different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for a humorous effect.
As confused as a baby at a topless bar .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1026
The joke relies on a stereotype about blondes to create a humorous image, but it does not exploit different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words. The term 'wind tunnel' is used literally and does not have a double meaning in this context.
Q : What do you call six blondes placed ear to ear ? A : A wind tunnel .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1029
The given text is a proverb suggesting that eating healthy food will prevent the need for medical treatment. It does not exploit different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for humorous effect.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1033
The text plays on the double meaning of 'damned'. In one sense, it refers to the souls condemned to hell, while in the other sense, it humorously suggests that those who are 'damned' are now working in Tech Support, implying that working in Tech Support is akin to being in hell.
Hell is full . The damned are now in Tech Support .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1038
The text is a humorous statement that plays on the concept of 'observing' a week dedicated to apathy, which implies a lack of interest or concern. The humor arises from the irony that someone who is truly apathetic would not be interested in 'observing' anything, yet they claim to be doing so. It does not rely on the different meanings of a single word or similar sounding words.
I ' d love to , but I ' m observing National Apathy Week .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1041
The text appears to be a statement or proverb suggesting that the highest quality options often result in the lowest overall cost. It does not exploit different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for humorous effect.
The best is cheapest .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1046
The text seems to be an old proverb suggesting that a person who eats quickly also works quickly. It does not appear to exploit different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for a humorous effect.
Quick at meat , quick at work .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1059
The text is a proverb that implies people with no other options must be content with what is offered. It does not play on different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for a humorous effect.
Beggars can ' t be choosers .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1064
The text plays on the repetition and contrast of the phrases 'No Problem' and 'Problem' in the context of credit and money. It highlights the irony that having no credit or bad credit is not a problem for the offer being advertised, but having no money is a problem. However, it does not exploit different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for a humorous effect.
No Credit , Bad Credit ? No Problem . No Money ? Problem .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1070
The text is an idiom that means to take action at the right time. It does not play on different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for a humorous effect.
Strike while the iron is hot .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1075
The text is a proverb or idiomatic expression that means successful actions tend to lead to further success. It does not exploit different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for humorous effect.
Nothing succeeds like success .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1076
The given text is a proverb that expresses a principle or advice about the quality of work one should aim for. It does not exploit different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for a humorous effect.
If a job is worth doing , it is worth doing well .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1087
The text seems to be a variation of the proverb 'All that glitters is not gold,' suggesting that not everyone who speaks kindly is a true friend. It does not exploit different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for humorous effect.
All are not friends who speak one fair .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1089
The text is a metaphor comparing a book to a friend due to the value and companionship it can provide. It does not exploit different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for humorous effect.
A book is a friend .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1094
The text is a humorous definition of philosophy that plays on the stereotype of philosophical inquiries being complex and confusing. It does not exploit different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for a humorous effect.
Philosophy : unintelligible answers to insoluble problems
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1095
The text seems to be a critical statement about newspapers, suggesting they often contain biased or incomplete information. It does not appear to exploit different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for a humorous effect.
" A newspaper is a collection of half - injustices "
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1096
The text is a philosophical or reflective statement about the nature of bravery and fear. It does not play on different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for a humorous or rhetorical effect.
There is no such thing as bravery ; only degrees of fear .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1097
The text plays on the stereotype that tourists are often targeted in Florida, either for crime or criticism, and the phrase 'Don't shoot! I'm local!' is a humorous way to assert one's status as a local resident to avoid such targeting. It does not rely on the different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words.
Florida bumper sticker : DON ' T SHOOT ! I ' M LOCAL !
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1098
The text is a saying that advises on strategic relationships and does not play on the different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for humorous effect.
Keep your friends close , but your enemies closer .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1099
The given text is a proverb that conveys a metaphorical truth about systems or organizations being vulnerable due to their weakest component. It does not exploit different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for humorous effect.
A chain is only as strong as its weakest link .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1104
The text plays on the phrase 'great leaders are made, not born,' suggesting that it's not inherent traits but rather actions (such as drinking beer) that lead to the development of a beer belly. While it is a play on a common saying, it does not exploit different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for a humorous effect.
Great beer bellies are made , not born .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1106
The text plays on the similarity in sound between 'reason' and 'raisin', as well as the phrase 'with age comes wisdom', suggesting that wisdom (reason) does not come before one gets older (years). However, without further context indicating a play on 'raisin', this could be seen as a straightforward statement rather than a pun.
Reason does not come before years .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1108
The text is emphasizing the importance of delivery over content in communication. It does not play on different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for a humorous effect.
It is not what you say , it is the way you say it .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1115
The text plays on the double meaning of the word 'fit'. It refers to the physical capacity to insert disks into a computer, as well as the expectation to follow instructions that may not be possible to fulfill (implying that the instruction is unreasonable or nonsensical).
It said " Insert disk # 3 " , but only 2 will fit !
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1118
The text plays on the double meaning of the term 'terms.' It refers to both the periods of time a member of Congress serves in office and to 'terms' as periods of imprisonment. This creates a humorous effect by suggesting a mandatory jail sentence as a second term.
Limit Congress to 2 terms : one in office , one in jail !
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1121
The text is a proverbial expression suggesting that unpleasant or difficult experiences can lead to positive outcomes. It does not exploit different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for humorous effect.
Bitter pills may have blessed effects .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1125
The text is a proverb or saying that suggests a lifestyle or behavior pattern for long-term benefits, and does not play on different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for a humorous effect.
They who would be young when they are old must be old when they are young .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1129
The text plays on the similarity in sound between 'fool' and 'tool' and the irony in the statement. It suggests that having a tool doesn't necessarily make one competent, but it does not rely on different meanings of the same word or similar-sounding words for a humorous effect.
A fool with a tool is a well - equipped fool
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1131
The text is a humorous statement that plays on the concept of 'idiot-proofing' software to make it user-friendly and error-resistant. It suggests that no matter how much one tries to make something foolproof, there will always be a user who makes an unexpected mistake. It does not rely on the different meanings of a single word or similar sounding words.
I idiot - proof my programs , but along comes a bigger idiot .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1137
The text is a proverb implying that professionals often don't provide their services to their own families. It does not exploit different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for humorous effect.
Cobblers children are worst shod .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1138
The text is a play on the word 'follow' and the concept of pursuit and avoidance, but it does not exploit different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for humorous effect. It is more of a paradoxical statement about the nature of seeking recognition or fame.
Follow glory and it will flee , flee glory and it will follow thee .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1142
The text is making a humorous comparison between cats and dogs, suggesting that cats are too smart to be in a position like dogs pulling a sled. It does not exploit different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for a humorous effect.
Cats are smarter than dogs . . . You won ' t see eight cats pulling a sled .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1145
The text is a humorous reference to the teleportation technology in 'Star Trek' where Scotty is often asked to 'beam up' people, meaning to teleport them. The joke is that instead of the person, only their clothes are teleported. It does not rely on different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words.
" Very funny , Scotty . Now beam up my clothes . "
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1146
The text plays on the cultural and religious connotations associated with a crucifix being a symbol to ward off vampires, and the expression 'Oy vey' which is Yiddish in origin, typically associated with Jewish culture. The humor arises from the juxtaposition of a vampire, which is traditionally repelled by Christian symbols like the crucifix, with a Jewish expression, suggesting the vampire would not be affected due to a different cultural background. This is not a traditional pun as it does not rely on multiple meanings of a single word or similar-sounding words, but rather on cultural references and expectations.
A Crucifix ? Oy vey , have YOU got the wrong vampire . . .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1149
The text is a play on the phrase 'Happiness is a warm puppy,' which is a famous quote by Charles M. Schulz, meant to evoke feelings of comfort and love. However, when attributed to an anaconda, a snake that might eat a warm-blooded animal, it takes on a darkly humorous second meaning, implying the anaconda's 'happiness' comes from eating the puppy.
" Happiness is a warm puppy , " said the anaconda .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1150
The text plays on the different meanings of 'compatible' and 'incompatible.' In a technical or relational context, 'compatible' means able to exist or work together without conflict, while 'incompatible' means not able to coexist without conflict. The joke twists these meanings to suggest that 'compatible' things will still 'blow up' or fail, just later than 'incompatible' ones, which is an unexpected and humorous interpretation.
Compatible : Blows up a little later than Incompatible
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1152
The text plays on the phrase 'press any key to continue' by taking it literally and humorously suggesting the existence of a specific key labeled 'any', which does not actually exist on keyboards.
Press any key to continue . . But my computer doesn ' t have an " any " key .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1157
The text is a proverb or idiom that means overconfidence or arrogance will lead to failure or downfall. It does not play on different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for a humorous effect.
Pride comes before the fall .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1159
The text is a play on the warning labels found on lasers, suggesting that someone has already looked into a laser with one eye and lost it. The humor arises from the absurdity of the situation and the literal interpretation of the warning, but it does not exploit different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words.
Do NOT look into laser with remaining eye . .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1169
The text is a common expression of optimism, suggesting that the future offers new opportunities. It does not exploit different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for humorous effect.
Tomorrow is another day .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1170
The text appears to be a variation of a proverbial or philosophical statement suggesting promptness in responding to a friend's request, without delay. It does not exploit different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for humorous effect.
When thy friend asks , let there be no to - morrow .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1176
The text seems to be a piece of advice or wisdom about social relationships and does not play on the different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for a humorous effect.
If you want enemies excel others , if you want friends let others excel you .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1180
The text is an idiomatic expression that advises against causing trouble in an environment where one has to return regularly, such as one's place of employment or community. It does not exploit different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for humorous effect.
You don ' t shit where you eat .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1188
The text plays on the idea of using a belly button as a salt container, which is a humorous and absurd concept but does not involve a play on words or similar-sounding words.
A belly button is for salt when you eat celery in bed .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1189
The text is a quotation often attributed to Mark Twain that emphasizes the rapid spread of falsehoods compared to the truth. It does not play on different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for humorous effect.
A lie can be halfway around the world before the truth gets its boots on .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1199
The text is a statement that reflects a common experience or belief that the most costly part of something is often the one that fails. It does not exploit different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for humorous effect.
The most expensive component is the one that breaks .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1202
The text is a philosophical statement about perception, suggesting that true understanding comes from the mind, not just the visual observation. It does not exploit different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for humorous effect.
The eye looks but it is the mind that sees .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1204
The text is a proverb suggesting that being discreet or cautious is more valuable than being witty or clever. It does not play on different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for humorous effect.
An ounce of discretion is worth a pound of wit .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1205
The text plays on the idea of a Kleenex tissue popping up automatically after one is taken, suggesting a 'divine' intervention in a humorous way. It does not, however, rely on different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for its humor.
If there is no God , who pops up the next Kleenex ?
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1207
The phrase 'No news is good news' is an idiom that means the lack of information signifies that bad developments are unlikely. It does not play on different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for a humorous effect.
No news is good news .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1208
The text does not appear to exploit different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for humorous effect. It seems to be a straightforward statement offering a trial period for using an opinion.
You may use this opinion for a two week trial period .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1210
The text appears to be an idiomatic expression or advice suggesting careful handling of a situation or person to achieve a desired outcome. It does not exploit different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for humorous effect.
Deal gently with the bird you mean to catch .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1216
The text is a proverb suggesting that it is better to deal with someone or something familiar, however bad, than to deal with someone or something new and unknown. It does not play on different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for a humorous effect.
Better the devil you know ( than the one you don ' t . )
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1218
The text seems to be a statement about the nature of software development, suggesting that useful programs will inevitably need updates or modifications. It does not exploit different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for humorous effect.
If a program is useful , it will have to be changed .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1220
The text contrasts the value of actions ('well done') with words ('well said') to emphasize the importance of actions over rhetoric. It does not play on different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for a humorous effect.
" Well done " is better than " well said " .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1221
The text is a set of humorous rules that play on the perspective of what is considered 'small stuff', but it does not exploit different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for a humorous effect.
Rule 1 : Don ' t sweat the small stuff . Rule 2 : Everything is small stuff
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1223
The text 'Like cures like' is a short form of the homeopathic principle that a disease can be cured by a substance that produces similar symptoms in healthy people. It does not play on different meanings of the same word or similar-sounding words for a humorous effect.
Like cures like .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1226
The text is a humorous statement that plays on the idea of a lover taking a risk ('pushing luck') by becoming a husband, but it does not exploit different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for a humorous effect.
A husband is a lover who pushed his luck too far .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1228
The text is a proverb suggesting that one's desires influence one's beliefs or thoughts. It does not play on different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for a humorous effect.
The wish is father to the thought .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1230
The text is a proverb or saying that means only the brave deserve the rewards or the beautiful things in life. It does not play on different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for a humorous effect.
None but the brave deserve the fair .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1233
The text is a proverb that suggests that success comes to those who prepare well and put in effort, and does not play on different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for a humorous effect.
It is the early bird that gets the worm .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1235
The text is an idiom that suggests making the most of a poor situation and does not play on different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for a humorous effect.
Make the best of a bad bargain .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1240
The text appears to be a philosophical or inspirational statement suggesting that everyone has a purpose or task inherent to them from birth. It does not exploit different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for humorous effect.
No man is born into this world , whose work is not born with him .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1242
The text does not appear to exploit different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for humorous effect. It seems to be a humorous or sarcastic statement about the nature of what constitutes food, but it does not rely on linguistic ambiguities.
If it screams , it ' s not food , yet . . . .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1250
The text is a piece of advice suggesting honesty with one's legal representative and does not exploit different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for humorous effect.
Never lie to your lawyer .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1252
The text seems to be a statement or advice suggesting a strong dependence on miracles rather than just believing in them. It does not exploit different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for humorous effect.
Do not merely believe in miracles , rely on them .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1255
The text is an old proverb or saying that plays on the timing of opportunities and the consequences of not acting promptly. It does not exploit different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for humorous effect.
He that will not when he may , when he will he may have nay .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1256
The text is a proverb expressing that it is better to try to avoid problems in the first place, rather than trying to fix them once they arise. It does not exploit different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for humorous effect.
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1258
The text plays on the stereotype that people who truly experienced the 1960s lifestyle, often associated with drug use and counterculture, would not have clear memories of it due to the effects of those experiences. It does not rely on a play on words or similar-sounding words.
Anyone who remembers the 60 ' s . . . wasn ' t there .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1266
The text seems to be a humorous suggestion that when one is talking nonsense, they should not do it with a serious demeanor. However, it does not exploit different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for a humorous effect.
When talking nonsense try not to be serious .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1273
The given text is a proverb suggesting that many methods will lead to the same result and does not exploit different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for humorous effect.
All roads lead to Rome .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1280
The text is a proverb suggesting that effort is necessary to achieve a desired outcome and does not play on different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for humorous effect.
He that would eat the kernel must crack the nut .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1285
The text seems to be a paradoxical statement or a cautionary observation rather than a play on words. It does not exploit different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for humorous effect.
Good swimmers are often drowned .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1288
The text is making a statement about gender stereotypes regarding emotional expression at weddings, without exploiting different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for humorous effect.
A woman cries before the wedding , a man after .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1289
The text plays on the exaggerated length of time it would take to reach the top of a very high building, humorously suggesting that it's long enough to watch an entire movie in the elevator. It does not rely on different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words.
This building is so high , the elevator shows movies .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1293
The text is an idiomatic expression suggesting that settling for something good may prevent achieving something even better. It does not play on different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for a humorous effect.
The good is the enemy of the best .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1297
The text plays on the word 'echo' which can refer to a sound that is reflected off a surface and heard again, as well as a feature in some online forums or discussion groups. Additionally, 'COURSE' is emphasized, which could be a play on words related to a course of discussion or a physical course that echoes. However, without additional context, it's not clear if 'echo' is being used for a humorous effect based on different meanings or similar-sounding words.
Of COURSE I ' m on topic . ( Which echo is this ? )
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1299
The text is a humorous threat that plays on the expectation that survivors of a shooting would not be shot again. It does not rely on a play on words or different meanings of the same word, but rather on the absurdity of the situation.
Trespassers will be shot , survivors will be shot again !
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1303
The given text is a proverb that advises against procrastination and does not exploit different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for humorous effect.
Never put off till tomorrow what can be done today .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1306
The text is a common saying expressing the idea that the most valuable things don't cost money. It does not exploit different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for humorous effect.
The best things in life are free .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1313
The text is a proverb suggesting that one should not pursue multiple objectives simultaneously and does not exploit different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for humorous effect.
You must not run after two hares at the same time .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1316
The text is a proverb that suggests diversity brings flavor and excitement to life. It does not exploit different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for humorous effect.
Variety is the spice of life .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1318
The text is a humorous statement that plays on the common bumper sticker phrase 'My other car is a...' to imply the speaker has an extraordinary second vehicle, in this case, a fictional spaceship from the Star Trek universe. It does not exploit different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for a humorous effect.
My other vehicle is a Galaxy Class Starship
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1319
The text is a proverb suggesting that a quiet or placid exterior hides a more profound inner character. It does not play on different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for humorous effect.
Still water runs deep .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1322
The text is a metaphorical expression about the importance of taking action to make a significant impact on history ('footprints on the sands of time') and does not rely on the different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for a humorous effect.
Footprints on the sands of time are not made by sitting down .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1330
The text is an idiom that expresses the rarity of a particular event happening in the same place twice and does not exploit different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for humorous effect.
Lightning never strikes twice in the same place .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1333
The text is likely using the phrase 'funny farm' as a colloquial term for a mental health facility, playing on the idea of a 'farm' where one might expect a fence to be down. However, it does not appear to exploit different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for humorous effect.
Hmmm , fence must still be down over at the funny farm . . . .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1335
The text is based on a literal truth that once you find something you stop looking, hence it is always in the 'last place' you look. It does not exploit different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for humorous effect.
You always find something in the last place you look .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1337
The text is an attempt at humor by comparing someone's mother to Madonna, suggesting that Madonna, who has a reputation for being provocative, could learn from her. However, it does not play on different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words.
Yo mama ' s so easy , that Madonna get tips from her !
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1347
The text plays on the ironic situation where 'making good time' typically means progressing quickly towards a destination, but this is rendered meaningless if one is lost. It does not rely on a play on words or similar-sounding words but rather on the situational irony.
We ' re lost but we ' re making good time .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1353
The text is a common phrase suggesting that one should confidently show off what they have, especially if it is impressive or desirable. It does not play on different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for a humorous effect.
If you got it , flaunt it .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1361
The text seems to be a piece of advice or a warning regarding the variability of fortune and does not play on different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for a humorous effect.
If fortune favours , beware of being exalted ; if fortune thunders , beware of being overwhelmed .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1362
The text is a play on the famous orders given by Captains Picard and Kirk in the Star Trek series. It exploits the similar structure of their orders but does not rely on different meanings of the same word or similar-sounding words for a humorous effect.
" Tea , Early Grey , hot " - Picard . . " Ale , Romulan , lots . " - Kirk
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1370
The text is a play on the famous line from Star Trek, 'The engines canna take much more,' spoken by the character Scotty. It replaces 'engines' with 'UARTs' (Universal Asynchronous Receiver-Transmitters) and 'CPS' (Characters Per Second) to create a technical joke that mimics the original context. However, it does not exploit different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for a humorous effect.
Captain we ' re at 1700 CPS . The UARTs canna take much more
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1371
The text plays on the double meaning of 'Windows loading.' It can refer to the operating system taking a long time to load, which is a common frustration among users, and it humorously suggests that it will take an entire day ('Come back tomorrow').
Windows loading . Come back tomorrow .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1376
The phrase 'fight fire with fire' is an idiomatic expression meaning to use the same methods as one's opponent, and it does not rely on the different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for a humorous effect.
Fight fire with fire .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1380
The text is making a play on the word 'count'. It questions the counting ability of bankers, while also pointing out the discrepancy between the number of windows and tellers, suggesting that they cannot count properly if they have more windows than tellers available.
Can bankers count ? Eight windows and only four tellers ?
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1386
The text is a famous quote by Franklin D. Roosevelt that emphasizes the idea that fear is often the main obstacle to overcome. It does not play on different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for a humorous effect.
We have nothing to fear but fear itself .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1388
The text is a proverb suggesting that when faced with two bad options, one should choose the less harmful one. It does not play on different meanings of a word or similar-sounding words for a humorous effect.
Of two evils choose the least .
The given text is a non-pun
hom_1390
The text is a play on the emergency number 911 and the idea of an automated menu system, which is typically not used for urgent emergencies. It creates humor by juxtaposing the seriousness of calling 911 with the mundane action of navigating a phone menu.
911 : Press 1 if robbery . Press 2 if house on fire . Press 3 . . .
The given text is a non-pun