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<user> haha yea. and yes really tambien mi cunada was scared but como mi tio trabaja en un zapateria he tld her que hace si las laban | <user> haha yeah , and yes indeed my sister-in-law was scared but since my uncle works at a shoe store , he told her what to do if they get wet . |
<user> yeaaaa the first day i wore them i dropped water and i thought que se avian manchado cause they took forever to dry! | <user> yeaaaa the first day I wore them I dropped water on them and I thought que se avian manchado because they took forever to dry! |
that mini heart i gwt of excitement because i might see las hermosura de silvas friday!!! | That mini heart i get of excitement because i might see las hermosas de Silva(s) Friday!!! |
"when ""que guey soy"" plays and me and my mom start calling each other guey! lol (:" | "When 'que guey soy' plays and me and my mom start calling each other dumbass! lol (: " |
i love how se deja llevar con nosotros! | I love how she goes with the flow with us! |
"i didnt know it offended you so much! but si no te fijaste it says ""pa que quiero bestfriends when i have cousins"" mann seriously!!!" | I didn't know it offended you so much! But if you didn't notice , it says "for what do I want best friends when I have cousins" mann seriously !!! |
im glad we have my tio crispin fot another year and hopefully diosito le de mucho tiempo mas a nuestro lado. alegrando nos nostros corazones | I'm glad we have my uncle Crispin for another year and hopefully Diosito will give him much more time on our side . Filling our hearts with joy . |
a huge birthday shoutout to the best tio anyone could evee have! wishing many more years y que siga asi tal y como es! | A huge birthday shoutout to the best uncle anyone could ever have! Wishing you many more years and may you stay just as you are! |
<user> oh i jst did dicen que como esta el palillo | <user> oh i just did they say how's the stick |
arreglar cosas?! fuck tht shit me canse de siempre rogar te! ahi tu y tu consencia! | Fix things ?! Fuck that shit , I'm tired of always begging you ! There you are with your conscience ! |
<user> so ya no te voy a ver for tu birthday?! | <user> so I'm not gonna see you for your birthday ?! |
* alex wakes up from her nap * me: correle alex ya pa acavar el cuarto. alex: na mejor deja que llege liz.. no mejor no nosotras hacemos des **** | * alex wakes up from her nap * me: run alex let's finish the room now . alex : nah let's wait for liz to get here ... nope , let's do this the **** ourselves . |
<user> yea probably! but idk yet nomas mi tia le hablo a mi ma. and yea ta chisqiada la alexia | <user> yea probably ! But I don't know yet my aunt's just talked to my mom . And yeah , Alexia's all jealous . |
say waaaaa?! casa llena?! mi tia vero might come, my tio querido y adorado is coming and alejandro :d | say waaaaa?! House full ?! My aunt Vero might come , my dear and beloved tio is coming and Alejandro too :d |
<user> lmaooo como dijo mi es lo madre asi vengansen yo tengo ropa pa aventar pa afuera lol... seriously i realized i have sooo much | <user> lmaooo as my mom says it's the truth so come at me i have clothes to throw at you guys lol ... seriously i realized i have sooo many clothes |
<user> you really dont get pimples.. nomas es saber se cuidar like not sleeping with makeup.. tht gives you acne!! | <user> You really don't get pimples . It's just about taking care of yourself , like not sleeping with makeup , that gives you acne ! |
yo no soy rincorosa and no matter what i will always be here for any one as long as they show me trust too | I'm not bitter , and I'll always be here for anyone as long as they show me trust as well . |
traigooo perdida la feeee... traigo el corazon herido my all time favorite song from viento! | I've lost my faith... I have a wounded heart, my all time favorite song from Wind! |
"<user> haha yea!! like the day of bdubs ""no se vayan que quiero saber el chisme"" lmaooo" | <user> haha yea ! like the day of bdubs "don't go anywhere i want to know the gossip" lmaooo |
<user> ill wait till we move in the other house lol aki me da flojera | <user> I'll wait until we move into the new house lol I'm too lazy here |
<user> mendiga -.- and yea i know but this moving is a pain in the booty ive been up since 9 cleaning and packing stuff y apenas | <user> damn -.- and yeah I know but this moving is a pain in the ass I've been up since 9 cleaning and packing stuff and it's not even noon yet |
<user> osea read my other tweet!!! lol and ya manana si dios quiere | <user> read my other tweet !!! lol and yeah tomorrow if god wills it . |
<user> <user> cause he almost busted his booty hace rato you should of seen him and artemio lol | <user> <user> cause he almost broke his ass cheech , you should've seen him and artemio lol |
<user> but then tambien mu brother wrks early manana so tambien poreso ya ni dije nada | <user> but then my brother also works early in the morning so that's also why I didn't say anything |
it feels great to be in pjs y bien fresh | It feels great to be in pjs and feel really relaxed/refreshed. |
maury: mami amos bano cristi: vamos pues correle maury: me puedo llevar mis tarolas?! lmaoooo hes too cute | Maury: Mom, let's go to the bathroom. Cristi: Let's go then, hurry up. Maury: Can I bring my drums? Lmaoooo he's too cute. |
maury bien happy with his present que le regalo su padrino oscar! | Maury is super happy with the present his godfather Oscar got him! |
<user> okay pues!!!! ya dijo i cant believe your parents still remember me | <user> okay then ! ¡ ya dijo ! I can't believe they still remember me |
<user> aye mi patty ni en sus suenos will they ever grow up! | <user> aye my patty they will never grow up even in their dreams! |
<user> what the heck is going on?! a todos les esta saliendo asi... como que i dont like the new snapchat update | <user> What the heck is going on ?! Everyone's getting it like that ... I don't like the new Snapchat update . |
<user> y ese milagro. its always open! thts how ive gotten in like 3 times lol | <user> and that miracle . it's always open ! that's how i've gotten in like three times lol |
<user> si dios quiere pa this weekend | <user> if god wills it for this weekend |
omg que que what?! que si dios quiere pal saturday tengo casa nueva!!! | omg what what?! if god wills it i'll have a new house on saturday!!! |
"nayeli: ""was it a baile de......"" me: ""yea it was"" nayeli: ""lmaoo pos que cuasualidad"" lmaooo she made my day tht was too funny!!" | "nayeli: "was it a baile de ......"" me: "yeap it was"" nayeli: ""lmaoo pos que casualidad"" lmaooo she made my day tht was too funny!!" |
<user> ill tell her manana she knocked out... and pa que beauty sleep si belleza ya tengo lol jk jk... i do need it. | <user> I'll tell her tomorrow , she's asleep ... and who needs beauty sleep when I already have beauty , right ? lol lol ... but I really do need it . |
i cant tell my mom this because si no me pega lbs!!! | I can't tell my mom this because she'll kick me out of the house!!! |
<user> <user> hopefully soon porque ya es mucho sin ver las | <user> <user> hopefully soon because it's been too long since I've seen them . |
but i needa stop picking at ut porque si no its gonna brake:'d | but i need to stop picking at it because if i don't it's gonna break |
que me castigue dios pero contigo aww how cute:) | May God punish me but with you aww how cute:) |
y es k a mi edad soy como un restaurante k no le faltan los clientes i thought it was funny lol << | and it's like at my age I'm a restaurant that doesn't lack customers. |
'para k continuar si falta corazon' oh man what a song << | 'what's the point of carrying on if the heart's not in it' oh man what a song << |
decided to eat shrimp nachos from cindys;) ya k no eh comido en to'o el dia! | Decided to eat shrimp nachos from Cindy's ;), yeah I haven't eaten all day ! |
<user> tu carnita ah de salir bien beat up | <user> your meat must be well beaten up |
borussia has about six players out on injury ora este | Borussia has about six players out with injury or something like that. |
<user> segun they got chapo and all tuiter saying it's bs and making tuitazos | <user> according to them they got Chapo and all of Twitter is saying it's bullshit and making tweets about it. |
<user> that's what i said, parsons es mi viejo but rondo shhi he cold | <user> that's what i said , Parsons es mi viejo but Rondo shit he's fire . |
<user> dos tres dos tres getchu sum of them lil hats | <user> two three two three get you some of them little hats |
<user> porque te voy a dejar and flee the country | <user> why am I going to abandon you and run away to another country |
<user>.. you have the same username for everything no mames ha. | <user> ... you have the same username for everything damn it . |
<user> <user> nahhhh ya nunca jamas agarras un snap!!! | <user> <user> nahhhh you never ever catch a snap!!! |
<user> ya somos bffffffff's pues ha | <user> we're besties then ha |
<user> si i went outside aver k pex y ta bien pinche foggy | <user> yeah I went outside to see how it is and it's damn foggy out there |
<user> no mames wtf haha esa mamadaa | <user> Oh come on , wtf haha that shit . |
<user> forreal? i'm different yo hasta agarro la peda again | <user> forreal? i'm different man i'll even get drunk again |
<user> y'all don't say that when y'all drinking en la madrugada | <user> you guys don't say that when you're drinking in the early morning hours |
<user> <user> ta bueno como pa in bonfire y unas bien heladas cao!!! | <user> <user> it's good enough for a bonfire and some frosty cold ones dude!!! |
esa vieja has a deeper voice than mines!! | That girl has a deeper voice than mine! |
not too much on mrs landry tho ella fue mi madrina de mi cap and gown | not too much on Mrs . Landry though , she was my sponsor for my cap and gown . |
<user> you're morenita mrs landrey es prieta/quemada | <user> you're little brown one Mrs . Landrey is dark / burnt |
"<user> ""like"" 2 spoons or two spoons. habla bien!! either she has two spoons or she doesn't. cual like no que nada" | <user> "like" two spoons or dos cucharadas . Speak properly ! Either she has dos cucharadas or she doesn't . What like nonsense ! |
<user> ni good morning ni nada nahhhhhh pudrete!! | <user> Not a good morning or anything , go rot in hell ! |
"eeeesteeee guey!! just called me to tell me ""comimos conejos y aguilas""" | "eeeesteeee dude !! just called me to tell me "we ate bunnies and eagles """ |
quien se echa una bedtime story?!?!?? | Who wants to hear a bedtime story ?!?!? |
la pina cuts hair 20minutes before playing <user> | The pineapple cuts hair 20 minutes before playing <user> |
fiorentina has cuadrado in the bench no pos wow | fiorentina has squared off the bench no way wow |
y como te dije chikitin <user> mac beat aldine nomas 3 zero skunk | And as I told you little one <user> Mac just beat Aldine 3-0 . It's a sweep! |
tu y yo tito i su torbellino ️ | You and me , uncle , in this whirlwind ! ️ |
i was going thru my pictures and i found a video donde me esta cantando la de la diferiencia... haha funny stuff!! :d | I was going through my pictures and I found a video where he's singing the one about la diferencia... haha funny stuff !! :D |
<user> oh me preguntaron if you were going... the one that gaves a ride that one time i guess his friend was asking | <user> oh they asked me if you were going... the one who gave a ride that one time , I guess his friend was asking |
<user> santa fe salad from chilis is the best!!! totally recommend it.:) | <user> The santa fe salad from Chilis is the best ! Really recommend it :) . |
ella es lokita pero es dulce come candy!!!:) | She's crazy , but she's sweet as candy ! 🙂 |
not to brag but dangg k suerte me cargo!!!;) ha | Not to brag but damn luck is on my side!!!;) ha |
<user> alright ya dijiste!;) wait mejor friday i need some regeatton!!! | <user> alright you said it! ;) wait better yet Friday I need some reggaetón!!! |
im usually never in a bad mood but today!!!!!! dang today is the exception... ya me sakaron de mis casillas <<< | I'm usually never in a bad mood but today!!!!!! Dang today is the exception... They've really gotten on my nerves today! |
<user> solo juego ya saves! ya pronto cuando tu t dejes ver.. you too take care =) | <user> i only play you know ! soon when you let yourself be seen , you too take care =) |
<user> ay guey tu si traes ya m ganaste!! lol im not working right now im just going to school:) y tu? | <user> Hey dude you're set , man ! lol I'm not working right now , I'm just going to school:) How about you ? |
<user> lmao me? de k ablas si yo soy un angelito... i don't do that! ni uno ya no! how many have u broken? lol :d | <user> lmao what are you talking about , I'm an angel ... I don't do that ! Not even one ! How many have you broken ? lol : d |
<user> manana? im goin to school :d anti-valentines thats funny | <user> Tomorrow? I'm going to school :d Valentine's Day jokes . |
<user> uhh tu t lo pierdes.. lol jk | <user> you're the one missing out .. lol just kidding |
<user> happy birthday to my amazing mother and tio k estan con nosotros siempre!!:) | <user> Happy birthday to my amazing mother and uncle who are always with us ! : ) |
<user> girl bente pa la casa.. ya t abia dicho chingao! nomas k te dije k mas tarde cuz ahorita estoy con mis nieces! | <user> Come over to the house , girl . I told you already , damn it ! I just said later because I'm with my nieces right now ! |
<user> aww thats cute.. ya ves t dije k no tubieras hijos.. lol is she getting her ged? | <user> aww that's so sweet . As I said , you shouldn't have had kids , lol is she getting her GED ? |
ella me pide something lmao that song brings back memories!!! :d haha <user> | She asks me for something lmao that song brings back memories!!! :d haha <user> |
<user>: putos putos donde sea..!!!!! uff i feel ya girl. | <user>: damn damn wherever .!!!!! uff i feel ya girl . |
la vida te esta cobrando to'o lo k me hisiste | Life is charging me back for all you did to me. |
<user> pues you invited me to go chill but idk i wasnt really feeling it today.. mensa invita a tu boo | <user> well you invited me to go chill but I don't know , I didn't really feel like it today .. go invite your boo . |
<user> nombre aki estoy esuchando musica!! u drinking? | <user> my name's here listening to music !! r u drinking ? |
<user> <user> get ur shine on :d no podras | <user> <user> hit your stride :d you won't be able to stop them |
<user> <user> oh shit ahora si ba a nevar.. you have a boo how cute :d just dont end up taking carlos haha jk si tu dises :d | <user> <user> oh shit it's really gonna snow .. you have a boyfriend how adorable :D just don't end up taking Carlos haha JK if you insist :D |
<user> ha naw ni k me llamara yolli.. lol jk donde anda la tokaya? creo k ya le pegan verda? | <user> ha naw they will never call me yolli .. lol where's my cousin ? i think the shit's real , right ? |
<user> you is something else.. hell me tienen k cumplir mis gustos :d | <user> you are something else . Hell , they have to cater to my every whim :D |
<user> oh shoot im trippin lmao ni mire!! o.o es k my phone its too bright!! :d yeah u know it | <user> oh shoot I'm trippin' lmao didn't even look!! o.o it's just my phone is too bright!! :d yeah you know it |
me and you playing fifa, no se piensalo? lol xd | Me and you playing FIFA, eh? Think about it, lol xd. |
<user> i think just chill or maybe clubbing ya tengo tiempo k no voy | <user> I think just hanging out or maybe clubbing it's been a while since I went clubbing . |
que bonito es lo bonito!! y k se awuiten los feos :d lol | How beautiful is beauty itself!! And let the ugly people shut up :d lol |
<user> mira kien abla.. im good right now!! yes girl ya te dije!! -.- | <user> look who's talking . i'm good right now !! yes girl i told you !! -.- |
but lets make the day better by going to chilis and getting a santa fe salad!!!;) | But let's make the day better by going to Chilis and getting a Santa Fe salad!!!;). |
yo no se pero kiero fruta con chile.. im really craving it. :d | I don't know but I want fruit with chili powder... I'm really craving it. :D |
<user> <user> nahh wtf yall can go to a stip club if yall want nosotros keremos ir a comer!! | <user> <user> nahh wtf y'all can go to a strip club if y'all want we want to go eat!! |
"lmao this bitch said ""abia k apostarle a todas las opsiones"" se la rifa haha" | lmao this girl said "we should bet on all the options" she's so funny haha |
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