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Generate a tweet about Austin Riley. | Is Austin Riley mentally okay? What the fuck was that? |
Generate a tweet about VirginRiver. | OK listen .... There are A LOT of moving parts on #VirginRiver this season...... Like ... Jeezaz |
Generate a tweet about ateez. | The kcon for ateez better be on september 18th….. just because :D It’s cute tho, ot8.. 18.. |
Generate a tweet about Siri. | it’s been a day already miss her, Siri define down bad |
Generate a tweet about Paper Towns. | I still get emotional when I even so much as THINK about watching Paper Towns |
Generate a tweet about Acura NSX. | Acura NSX will return, possibly as an EV, report says |
Generate a tweet about country crock. | Why is plain white bread with a THICK layer of country crock my ultimate comfort food |
Generate a tweet about baltimore. | at work until 1:30 am. imma kill sleep otw to baltimore tomorrow morning @user sorry sis 😂😭 |
Generate a tweet about Dubai. | People that really got it don’t need to be seen. My cousin been all over the world even Dubai but you’d never see it cause he’s busy living it. |
Generate a tweet about Paul O’Neill. | Ryan Zimmerman hit his 282nd career HR, passing Paul O’Neill and moving into a tie with Ken Boyer, Eric Davis, Adam Jones, Brian McCann and Hall of Famer Ryne Sandberg for 177th on the all time HR list. |
Generate a tweet about oliver stark. | in the words of oliver stark…. do u really think this is the way the story or any story would be revealed |
Generate a tweet about St. Ansgar. | Final: Charles City 26-23-15, Waterloo Christian 24-25-11 Comets and St. Ansgar up next in the final match of the night #iahsvb |
Generate a tweet about Jose Carioca. | Also, Happy birthday to Jose Carioca! The Three Caballeros is one of my childhood favorites |
Generate a tweet about ModernLove2. | #ModernLove2 was very disappointing don’t even bother not as good as the first |
Generate a tweet about DnD. | i’m doing a school assignment and i look like such a loser🧍♀️ everything i’m putting down is so dumb 😕 like, blaseball and DnD????? HELLO??? but at least it looks pretty 😋 |
Generate a tweet about I-Chu. | oh god I didn’t realize how much time had passed. time to break out of this silly new hyperfixation and clean up all my outstanding I-Chu goods orders this week. I am so sorry it’s taken so long 🙇♂️ ADHD time blindness strikes again......... |
Generate a tweet about Legally Blonde. | everything before 9 am is a blur to me. for example, I showed a clip from Legally Blonde to my first period this morning and JUST now remembered it |
Generate a tweet about Ohtani. | Baltimore we are down 8-1. Let Ohtani hit. Give the People what they want. It sucks that we suck but entertainment is everything |
Generate a tweet about Culvers. | REMINDER: Join CLS for our Culvers Dine Out DAY, tomorrow 08/25/21, at 7953 State Line Rd, from 10:00 AM to 10:00 PM - take care of your lunch or dinner, and help CLS! |
Generate a tweet about Mario. | well, it doesn't have a thumbnail now. At least the video didn't get deleted because of a very close image of Mario's face. |
Generate a tweet about Kathryn Bernardo. | Okay to the peeps asking my hair is inspired by Kathryn Bernardo's and Mika Salamanca's hair 💀 |
Generate a tweet about Facebook. | We all have those people on here or Facebook etc that never say shit in your comments until it’s something they want to disagree with you on. |
Generate a tweet about Delta. | Q from @user Are we looking at a riskier year than last, same, or less? Dr. M: many variables but usually reflects whatever is happening in the community. Didn't have lots of spread in schools last year. Now have Delta. We are here and monitoring things. #OCDSB |
Generate a tweet about Python. | I have a long-standing habit of typing "def" instead of "definitely" in messages to people. Now that I code, I think of Python every time I type it. My pre- and post-engineering worlds collide. 🐍 |
Generate a tweet about athleta. | Not me getting the instore athleta shopping experience after hours |
Generate a tweet about DC. | hold on the nwtb tour that anna is also a part of is literally in DC on this day. how is this possible |
Generate a tweet about 21 pilots. | how tf was i a 21 pilots fan this music fucking sucks lol |
Generate a tweet about arianagrande. | am i the only one who thinks 34+35 didn’t need a remix #arianagrande |
Generate a tweet about Nate Jones. | Nate Jones was on the Braves THIS SEASON. That feels like years ago. |
Generate a tweet about tajin. | I have tajin and don’t know what to put some of it on. Any ideas? |
Generate a tweet about Payson. | The last 2 places I worked at in Payson have had people pull up w guns in the last week.... Yea I think its a good thing I moved |
Generate a tweet about Scorsese. | Sidenote: whenever I’m driving and listening to the Stones, I feel like I’m in a Scorsese movie. |
Generate a tweet about Zoo. | Hope they make another season of Zoo was fuking class |
Generate a tweet about nyc. | nyc friends grubhub us doing free dinner from 6-10pm using code NYCDINNER ✨you’re welcome✨ |
Generate a tweet about Bimbo Ademoye. | Bimbo Ademoye’s dad went from 0 to 100😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I screamed 😂😂😂 |
Generate a tweet about Siri. | Hey Siri, how do I get rid of malicious spirits |
Generate a tweet about donny. | glad donny still has faith in this club seeing his potential bc I don’t after last season 💀 |
Generate a tweet about St. Lucie. | St. Lucie starter Jordan Yamamoto uses 9 pitches — 7 strikes — in a perfect T1. 63, 53 and K. Fantastic diving grab by Cesar Berbesi for second out. #Mets #LGM |
Generate a tweet about UsAM. | #EARNINGS: Aug24Tue: R4 $1,000B MktCap: $INTU' $MDT, $PDD) $Bmo, $Bns, $Bby, $Tol' $jwn' $hei' $aap, $urbn $anpdy) $htht) $psec $vnet sek) osh) bld) evd. awc) ann) fosuPh) tinci) wuxiLe) guose) changcT) avicX) sheko) -TIMING: )Asia .Eu ,UsAM 'UsPM -RANK: by MktCap x %Adjustmts |
Generate a tweet about Dante. | I get that it's probably to have actual Dante voice lines, I just thought this was funny lol |
Generate a tweet about Johan Cruyff. | Johan Cruyff established a game concept based on triangles, in which each player had to position himself to create that shape, constantly providing the ball-carrier with two passing options. |
Generate a tweet about ari. | came across an ari and dante quote and i rmr how my fave book was ruined bc the author is disgusting |
Generate a tweet about Moon. | Oi why the fuck ain’t we been back to the moon man, been nuff time since we last went and we’re on about going straight to Mars yano. Surely the Moon is just the petrol garage on the way to Mars. |
Generate a tweet about opi. | i’m trying opi’s nail envy because my nails look like shit |
Generate a tweet about James Barbour. | Months later, after trying to paint his victim as a conniving golddigger, James Barbour accepted a plea bargain and pleaded guilty to two counts of endangering the welfare of a child. |
Generate a tweet about Danny Green. | Shooting my shot is like Danny Green in the finals |
Generate a tweet about EFC. | Everton have signed Icelandic international Cecilia Ran Runarsdottir on a three-year deal. However she will be at KIF Orebro on loan until January 2022. #EFC #WSL |
Generate a tweet about New Zealand. | New Zealand could stop calling its men's soccer team the 'All Whites'. Where will this end, we need to put an end to this nonsense, they were called this for a simple reason. |
Generate a tweet about The Funeral. | “The Funeral” by Band of Horses playing at the end of Let’s Be Cops just caused me to let out the most exasperated sigh. |
Generate a tweet about retreiver. | Its either I need a puppy or a baby. Maybe both. But a puppy seems more now-ish 🤔 Retreiver or Labrador. More Lab, the retreiver hair will annoy me... maybe. Yeah, a Lab Puppy 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️ |
Generate a tweet about Destiny. | I think Destiny just crashed my PC???? All of a sudden the screens glitched and it instantly went into "repairing drives" mode. |
Generate a tweet about Timbs. | When I die, fuck it, I wanna go to hell 'Cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fuckin' tell It don't make sense, goin' to heaven with the goodie-goodies Dressed in white, I like black Timbs and black hoodies |
Generate a tweet about Rocky River. | Enjoyed a great first day of school at Rocky River today - thank you students, parents, & staff! Excited to see our preschool and Kindergarten students tomorrow. #WeRrRiver |
Generate a tweet about Cannibal. | I really had no business knowing every lyric off Ke$has entire Cannibal album at the age of 9 |
Generate a tweet about Juicy j. | Juicy j said three 6 mafia prolly fucked your mama back in 98 but the thing is that back in 98 my mom didn’t listen to that kinda music so I’m almost certain that they didn’t. |
Generate a tweet about Avatar. | I’d like to apologise to my english teacher for not realising that Avatar was racist when i was 14 and going ‘bUt MiSs ThEy’Re BlUe’ it was not a good argument |
Generate a tweet about Paris. | I’m supposed to be going to Paris this weekend and have legit nothing to wear. |
Generate a tweet about Destiny. | I honestly probably won't ever plug away 50+ hours a week on Destiny again, but I am genuinely excited to log on once or twice a week to experience the story. |
Generate a tweet about Bethlehem. | So, I can't share photos but I can share facts: The Bethlehem watershed includes two reservoirs built by Bethlehem Steel in the late 1930s and opened in 1941. A gravity pipe system moves the water from its source to the city. |
Generate a tweet about NijiEN. | I now follow all of HoloEN, all of NijiEN and three of VShojo. I'm fine. |
Generate a tweet about Mickey Mouse. | I have a Mickey Mouse toddler bed for sale. Brayden got a new race car one now |
Generate a tweet about #MIT. | Been waiting for a while to shout it out loud & finally got the confirmation today that all outstanding admin stuff is cleared. Graduated! 🎓 #MIT #DUSP |
Generate a tweet about LB. | Sounds like Daniel Green has really turned it on lately at LB. Nick Allen and Austin Moore are the next two up after he and Cody Fletcher. |
Generate a tweet about Talbots. | Latest wow-I'm-old moment is coveting the new Talbots collection like I'm about to retire to a country club lifestyle |
Generate a tweet about aleve. | Ran over to the grocery store and had a splitting headache by the time I made it home. I’ve had aleve, propel, and a water on top of it. I feel gnarly. |
Generate a tweet about chrysalis. | just had an extremely pleasant run of the chrysalis where the other tank also popped invuln before the Fun Zone which is a first |
Generate a tweet about Rashid Khan. | Difficult to think of a more fitting pair to sink Yorkshire than Rashid Khan and Chris Jordan. That was terrific stuff. |
Generate a tweet about Daniel Popper. | So Austin Proehl had some sort of injury, which makes a loooooot more sense. Daniel Popper will sort it out today. I'll put the pitchfork down...for now 😁 |
Generate a tweet about ITFC. | 61’ Peskett again glides through the Gillingham defence but her cross can’t find Grey. 0-1 #ITFC |
Generate a tweet about Rashid Khan. | Trent Rockets used Rashid Khan well with the bat didn't they... |
Generate a tweet about Young Nudy. | If you’re looking for a album to listen to right now... Young Nudy - Dr. EV4L |
Generate a tweet about spice adams. | I need to see spice adams do the crate challenge |
Generate a tweet about tajin. | i made carne asada tacos yesterday and used a little tajin & i just wanna say them bitches was soooo good😭 |
Generate a tweet about Robert Briggs. | 58' Robert Briggs is yellow carded for a trip on Jamie Cooke. (1-0) #SSFC #WeGrowTogether |
Generate a tweet about Spencer Howard. | Dane Dunning, Jonah Heim, and Spencer Howard did not travel to Cleveland due to Health and Safety Protocols Also, Leody Taveras is recalled from AAA and Curtis Terry is optioned to Round Rock. #StraightUpTX #Rangers |
Generate a tweet about Club Fed. | I loved working at the stress center but it’s inconceivable I’d say no to Club Fed. |
Generate a tweet about Siri. | Hey Siri order car seat covers that freeze so my ass doesn’t Feel so hot when I drive |
Generate a tweet about England. | Bopara and Wright batting together, Memories of England one teams circa 2009! #YORvsSUS |
Generate a tweet about onsen. | his shoulders and neck hurts. okay, he will not postpone his visit to the onsen any longer. |
Generate a tweet about Doncaster Rovers. | 39´ GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL DEL STOKE, Tom Ince de rebote, luego de un remate de Fox. Stoke City 1 - 0 Doncaster Rovers #VamosPotters❤️🤍 |
Generate a tweet about Alexander Berkman. | For all the flack Emma Goldman and Alexander Berkman got for allegedly lambasting Leon Czolgosz for being awesome, Johann Most did the same to Berkman for tryna peel Frick’s cap back. |
Generate a tweet about Peugeot 406. | If you were to choose between 5 million and your Bae which car would you buy?🧐🤔 Me: Peugeot 406, buy a Job and marry 2 wives. |
Generate a tweet about Zedd. | Da Tweekaz vs. Zedd feat. Foxes - Kornon vs. Clairty |
Generate a tweet about Potts. | 11' - It is the visitors again, but this time Potts' shot is saved by Andresson. 0-1 | #UTS 🦐 | #MORvPNE |
Generate a tweet about nba. | Only 2 people in the nba right now I wanna see win a ring are Melo and Drose |
Generate a tweet about Cole World. | Cole World, but I'm hot as shit, do that mean that I'm bipolar? |
Generate a tweet about steve. | i can’t believe some of you would choose to bring back steve fucking rogers out of tony, nat and steve, like what the fuck |
Generate a tweet about The Metro. | Tickets lined up for two shows at The Metro. Middle Kids w/ Mattiel 10/2 The Beths 1/28 |
Generate a tweet about Bandcamp. | ...that being my ex and, simple put, I can stand it anymore. I have no plans to include it in any future release or set - but I'll still leave it for purchase on my Bandcamp. Hopefully you understand my decision. Many thanks, Callum xx (2/2) |
Generate a tweet about Chelsea. | My wild thought for today is that Chelsea should go all out for Kalvin Phillips. Will require a bit of retraining, as he trained to be a DM in a strongly man-oriented system, vs space oriented system. However, it’ll worth it. He can defend, he can build up, and he can pass well |
Generate a tweet about Monteverde. | Bossi says the fact that Hood-Schifino hasn't been the guy at Monteverde yet speaks well for his ability to adapt to a team concept. Which is a good point. And now we've got a commercial. |
Generate a tweet about Alan Ball. | Just watched the Big Match Revisited. Stan Bowles and Alan Ball interviewed in the studio by Brian Moore was a brilliantly honest insight. |
Generate a tweet about Barcelona. | In stark contrast to today's visit to Playa Bogatell in Barcelona city. Condoms and sanitary towels in the sea, empty beer cans in the sand and man tried to charge me €36 for two sunbeds. Can't win em all. |
Generate a tweet about rolling stones. | i even had tickets to go see the rolling stones in november i was so excited to see him too :(( |
Generate a tweet about Mohammad. | Fantastic customer service from @GWRHelp 1436hrs to Westbury booked assistance at Paddington, Mohammad was so helpful, once on the train Harvey the guard was so understanding. Have never had this kind of service on a train in my life #KindnessMatters #thankyou |
Generate a tweet about Adam Cole. | Employing Adam Cole for 4+ years and never having him on the main roster was borderline negligence. |
Generate a tweet about Peter. | So Peter helps save the universe and kills 1 man and ppl are like “his evil” like I don’t mean to be that bitch but like really ?? No one is like maybe that dude is lying?? No one can google that he worked for tony. ?? |
Generate a tweet about Acura NSX. | The new Acura NSX going to be a EV? Lol only right I guess |
Generate a tweet about Lincoln City. | 🔴 𝗧𝗘𝗔𝗠 𝗡𝗘𝗪𝗦 🔴 #mufc u21s starting XI to face Lincoln City in EFL trophy tie: Mee, Wellens, Hardley, Fernandez, Svidersky, Savage, Mejbri, Mellor (c), McNeill, Shoretire, Hoogewerf Subs: Vitek, Jurado, Pye, Garnacho, Iqbal, Mather #mujournal ⏰ KICK-OFF at 7pm BST |
Generate a tweet about burnaboy. | If them like make them chop all the tomatoes they no fit catch up #burnaboy 😂😂😂😂😂🔥 |