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Generate a tweet about Jinjin. | Jinjin please come to vlive 😭 i really Miss you 🥺😔 |
Generate a tweet about Sandra Bernhard. | Hear me out... the Safdies should make a film with Sandra Bernhard. If she just kept the energy she has in The King Of Comedy it would be incredible |
Generate a tweet about Knoxville. | I started going around Knoxville by myself. My parents wouldn’t even let me go to the Target (later Kroger) a few blocks down the road. Their efforts suggest wanting a socially clueless fundamentalist suburban shithead. |
Generate a tweet about Lost Highway. | I'd kill to watch stuff like Ninotchka, The Matrix, Scarlet Street, Lost Highway etc. projected on a big screen and I just left to go eat hamburgers or something |
Generate a tweet about tajin. | i dont forget you mfs used to bring tajin to school pass that shit around and eat it raw from the little bottle you nasty mfs |
Generate a tweet about covid. | Just ordered Barrie Colts tickets for Oct 7. Really excited but we will have to wait and see how it goes with covid. |
Generate a tweet about lays. | did anyone else ever eat a snack bag of lays plain potato chips in a pool before? it’s such a core memory for me |
Generate a tweet about Oklahoma City. | Officially the hottest guy in Oklahoma City (I just got here). |
Generate a tweet about Adam warren. | I like Steele and Thompson but they don’t have the consistent put away pitches to be a starter. Both remind me of Adam warren. |
Generate a tweet about genshin. | me at 12 playing me at 22 playing clash of clans 🤝 playing genshin resisting the temptation to buy gems |
Generate a tweet about Masayoshi Takanaka. | Does anyone know what Masayoshi Takanaka's deal with goblins is |
Generate a tweet about US. | Kanawha Co- US-119 NB & SB Oakwood Road- 7PM to 6AM- Oakwood Road Project, expect some delays. |
Generate a tweet about BIDU. | I'm gonna post some chart ideas I kinda like here for triggers/setups through end of week: $DBX, $ADSK, $DDOG, $LOTZ, $BIDU |
Generate a tweet about Mickey. | Also chip n dale and Daisy Duck are constantly fucking shit up and Mickey and Minnie just keep them around like why |
Generate a tweet about WhatsApp. | You could have a body bag, a shovel, and blood stained clothes in the boot of your car and I still wouldn't find you as sinister as people who hide their last seen status on WhatsApp. |
Generate a tweet about Sibel. | Today my mom watched Sibel for the first time, when we went to the final scene and I looked at her she had tears in her eyes, she was crying, multiple times she looked at the screen and than she looked at me, I asked her why was she crying++ |
Generate a tweet about gone girl. | Currently reading gone girl and I already know I would’ve enjoyed it more if I hadn’t already seen the movie and know the twist 😭 |
Generate a tweet about BTS. | BTS is so powerful, even Perez Hilton trying to mention them to be relevant. |
Generate a tweet about Double mint. | My new case is giving very much Double mint twins. |
Generate a tweet about West Memphis. | My dad is in West Memphis having a ball with his siblings and family 🥺 I love to see it he rarely goes down there |
Generate a tweet about childish gambino. | my favorite form of dopamine is listening to kyle and jacob rap sweatpants by childish gambino |
Generate a tweet about PUFC. | Perkins turns her defender inside the box but she can’t direct her shot on target. #PUFC #WeAreNational |
Generate a tweet about Billie Eilish. | Why does anyone give a rat's behind about Billie Eilish's new haircut? Asking for me. 🤔 |
Generate a tweet about blue bunny. | I literally eat a box of blue bunny birthday cake Ice cream sandwiches a day |
Generate a tweet about Colombia. | Just learned Colombia is another nation actively taking in Afghan refugees! Hell yes, we stand together as nations accepting peace! 🇨🇴🇺🇸🇨🇴🇺🇸 |
Generate a tweet about John Madden. | Do kids these days know who John Madden is? #Madden22 |
Generate a tweet about france. | i peaked in life hugh grant acknowledged me in the toilets of a random restaurant in the south of france |
Generate a tweet about Hainault. | We are a new side playing our first season in the Essex alliance prem division. Home games will be played at the London Marathon Ground in Hainault. We are looking for more players to improve our squad for the upcoming season. For more details get in touch |
Generate a tweet about Carson. | Petition to bring Devlin Hodges back to Pittsburgh I’ll start - Carson |
Generate a tweet about euphoria. | I need euphoria season 2 to make me happy but also more depressed now plllleeewaaaaassseeee |
Generate a tweet about olympic. | Sha’Carri Richardson couldn’t hold Allyson Felix’s sweaty sports bra in women’s T/F why she thinks she’s the shit with exactly 0.00 olympic medals to show for it is beyond me lol |
Generate a tweet about laffy taffy. | the way that green laffy taffy kinda smelled like acetone after you started chewing on it |
Generate a tweet about guitar hero. | they really need to drop a new guitar hero for next gen consoles |
Generate a tweet about outback. | i go to outback at least once a week. i love it😭 |
Generate a tweet about vegas. | family & friends coming from okc, texas, cali, and vegas this week to celebrate w us 🥺 |
Generate a tweet about hooters. | come get a beer at hooters around 4, i’ll need entertainment. |
Generate a tweet about niall. | Ok so i'm finally watching niall on jimmy kimmel and did he just- verbally say a keyboard smash?! I love him |
Generate a tweet about Bjelke-Petersen. | People comparing @AnnastaciaMP to Joh are either ignorant of the history of Bjelke-Petersen, or absolute fucking morons. |
Generate a tweet about Jungle Book. | Surely the hot IP of the Jungle Book will revitalize Fall Boyz |
Generate a tweet about NCIS. | Love doing things with my fellow Deadmau5 fans like going to Target and watching NCIS |
Generate a tweet about Julius Caesar. | The stabbing of Julius Caesar shows we are not equipped as a species to handle shit... |
Generate a tweet about Guy Richie. | The Gentleman is such a sick movie Guy Richie is a genius |
Generate a tweet about sion sono. | 22 days until sion sono’s ‘prisoners of ghostland’ is released. it should be recognized as a national holiday, globally |
Generate a tweet about Cell. | if you're wondering: yes i think Cell and Jedah should kiss and yes, i am fully rotten |
Generate a tweet about spurs. | Gonna start my match day vlogs with the season opening game at spurs stadium, what a game to start my spurs women vlogging journey 😭😂 |
Generate a tweet about Rory McIlroy. | He's such a good guy. I've known Tony for over 20 years. He comes from a great family. He's a wonderful person. Obviously he hadn't won in a while, but he never complained. He just sticks his head down, goes about his business. Rory McIlroy |
Generate a tweet about coca-cola. | // i was going to fill my cup with cola but i forgot it still had some fanta in it now i have orange flavored coca-cola |
Generate a tweet about Landry Jones. | Landry Jones as a starting QB. 3-2 record. 86.2 passer rating. Mason Rudolph as a starting QB. 5-4 record. 82.7 passer rating. Birds of a feather. |
Generate a tweet about tajin. | Once you have tajin with fruit once you simply never go back |
Generate a tweet about sam smith. | one day we are going to appreciate sam smith discography |
Generate a tweet about Midnight Suns. | Holy crap! A new Marvel game called Midnight Suns! Looks cool! #Gamescom |
Generate a tweet about jujutsu kaisen. | what did they put into jujutsu kaisen i cant stop watching it |
Generate a tweet about Insecure. | On another note.. I’ve started rewatching the last season of Insecure. I gotta prep from the final season.. |
Generate a tweet about swarovski. | im assuming 127 or their stylist is sponsored by swarovski this cb because all or most of their jewellery is from there |
Generate a tweet about Destiny. | I’m excited for the future of Destiny since from December we are gonna have 1 Dungeon or Raid every 3 months and I have been liking most of the sandbox changes. That said, who could have guessed… the hotswap’s changes make the gunplay feel horrible compared to what we had before |
Generate a tweet about chips ahoy. | Craving jalapeño cungcurls and chips ahoy chewy cookies ....what’s causing thisssss omg |
Generate a tweet about Tropicana. | Vita Coco lang talaga sakalam na Coconut Water. Naturally, Jax, and Tropicana could never. 😌 |
Generate a tweet about Haseena. | While overcoming this hallucinations its going to be really tough for Haseena....because things do take their own times to cure...but no matter what our girl is strong and she will surely come out of it ❤🙌 #MaddamSir |
Generate a tweet about Angleton. | We’re heading to Angleton Friday night to play at The Dirty South. Really hoping there will be a @user sighting |
Generate a tweet about Helstrom. | Watching Helstrom is making me think, while this series and many of the other Marvel Television ones are pretty rough around the edges, what MT was doing before it got folded into Marvel Studios was in some ways a lot more exploratory and creative than the Phase 4 shows. |
Generate a tweet about Rogers. | Just think about how Irrelevant this quarterback "competition" will have been when Rogers comes to Denver in the offseason. 🤔 |
Generate a tweet about country crock. | Ironically, I give my mom an empty country crock container to butter her up. |
Generate a tweet about spacejam 2. | Kist finished watching spacejam 2. I actually really enjoyed it, and I don't understand why so many people dislike it. |
Generate a tweet about Uganda. | A certain amount of opposition is a great help to a man. Kites rise against, not with, the wind. - John Neal, author and critic (25 Aug 1793-1876) #Uganda 𝑾𝒉𝒐 𝒉𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒔... |
Generate a tweet about Psychonauts 2. | Playing Psychonauts 2: This is great I love DoubleFine and Milla and Sasha al Lili are the best and this was absolutely worth the 5-year wait Continuing to play: Oh fuck this is a platformer |
Generate a tweet about Benni McCarthy. | Benni McCarthy onale bo Gavin Hunt and Middendorp soh... He doesn't have a philosophy |
Generate a tweet about raf simons. | the sticky layout is sponsored by raf simons and swarovski 🥵 |
Generate a tweet about Paris. | There’s an alternate universe where Lauren Conrad decided to go to Paris |
Generate a tweet about Madrid. | how many new songs do yall think louis will perform in the festival? he performed 3 in the Madrid one so it'll defo be more than one |
Generate a tweet about FIFA. | Any one who thinks Jorginho doesn't deserve The FIFA Best Award needs to check themselves. He was Integral in both Chelsea and Italy winning European Championships. What more do you want the lad to do? |
Generate a tweet about Silent Hill. | Silent Hill, except you're stuck in the Deutsche Bahn service hotline. |
Generate a tweet about Guardiola. | When u deep it, don't think Guardiola wud want Ron, coz of his big ego. The control freak wants to be the star of the dressing room |
Generate a tweet about Pulmonary Fibrosis. | this could be worth a very large amount of money. I am slowly dying of Pulmonary Fibrosis and would like to get this on the market before I go. J. G. A. Sr |
Generate a tweet about NETFLIX. | HELL NAH THIS BITCH ON ONE DAY AT A TIME ON NETFLIX JUST SAID TEXAS IS THE WORST PLACE ON THE PLANET |
Generate a tweet about Pakistan. | If Newton was born in Pakistan this made me laugh |
Generate a tweet about Mark Ruffalo. | 🚨⚠️🚨⚠️ #WhatIf Spoiler Oh my gosh even thoe Mark Ruffalo is Hulk & it’s animated, My dreams came true. He finally gets to remake the iconic scene in ‘08 hulk movie where the army is outside & shoots at him while he in that glass hallway. Oh shit! What a time to be alive |
Generate a tweet about David McWilliams. | A reminder “economists” are not really scientists so much as they are “money astrologists” (credit: David McWilliams) Allowing national housing policy to be led by money astrologists without planners, architects & urbanists has proven to be a disaster. #HousingCrisis 1/4 |
Generate a tweet about xiv. | The more of xiv I play the more I think Telos was the right choice. But Ashlesha would have been the *hilarious* choice because he isn't a fuck up, he is just a stone cold bitch in it for his own entertainment. |
Generate a tweet about raf simons. | the way these teaser fits are all head-to-toe raf simons and swarovski |
Generate a tweet about Jim Cramer. | Keep up the great work Jim Cramer we love you and all your knowledge. |
Generate a tweet about Dvsn. | Rick Hyde, 7xve, K Camp, Dvsn x Ty Dolla sign, Trippie Redd, Boldy James & Millyz. All fire ass projects!! |
Generate a tweet about nako. | man seeing how close sakura and nako are now 🥲 |
Generate a tweet about Kupp. | Something I’m now realizing, and shoutout to @user the Rams passing attack is going to be LETHAL this year. Stafford, Woods, and Kupp are all major 📈📈📈 for me this year. |
Generate a tweet about Kate. | Kate is definitely getting that Emmy for Mare of Easttown |
Generate a tweet about Trevor Lawrence. | Wait. Trevor Lawrence will start? Who knew? Now it’s a shame they took all those reps with the ones from him. Dumb |
Generate a tweet about Dan Campbell. | Asked Dan Campbell some guys he now thinks are better players than he initially expected when reviewing film of the team. Names Jason Cabinda, C.J. Moore and Austin Bryant. |
Generate a tweet about White Lotus. | Yesterday, I watched Romy & Michelle, Waitress, and the whole of White Lotus. Can I choose what to watch now? Can I buffalo. |
Generate a tweet about rome. | might just fuck around and travel to rome on my own idk |
Generate a tweet about Rockstar. | Remind me next time to not continue drinking a Rockstar at Midnight... Didn't sleep till like 3AMish lol |
Generate a tweet about Schoolcraft. | possibly the only thing that sucked is that I had to pay out of district tuition at OCC because Schoolcraft didn't HAVE a paralegal program, which I think is unfair |
Generate a tweet about Thrift Shop. | Reminder that we lived in an era of listening to Thrift Shop and it wasn’t ironic |
Generate a tweet about nesquik. | i need to sort out my snacking habits, just muched 4 pink wafer biscuits with a pint of chocolate nesquik milkshake |
Generate a tweet about lisa. | i was so sad like 5 minutes ago bahahaha lisa is comingggg |
Generate a tweet about LISA. | fucking crazy i got my ults in one night like LISA AND SEEUN IN ONE FREAKING NIGHT ARE YOU KIDDING ME I FEEL SO ATTACKED |
Generate a tweet about Tommy Jarvis. | Tommy Jarvis in for Lawrence Gordon due to popular request. Plus Gordon is already in DBD :) |
Generate a tweet about Yves Rocher. | Mew for Yves Rocher 👀 brands really be having 1 on 1 (that does not sound right) 555 Waiting for dentiste now ... |
Generate a tweet about Smash Bros. | I've been trying to learn fox in Smash Bros, but damn he falls like a rock |
Generate a tweet about Tommy Lee. | Weather was much nicer on my walk this morning, but suffered a setback on my route when I tweaked my elbow during an air drum solo while listening to Against All Odds on I Heart Radio 80s. Gutted out the walk, but a bit worried I may need Tommy Lee surgery. #WalkingDadJoke |
Generate a tweet about Costa Concordia. | Going down the rabbit hole of commercial shipping insurance...large cruise ship (Costa Concordia) - $2b claim. Large container ship, similar. Container ship container fires and "transport loss" (when they fall over the side, or just go astray). |
Generate a tweet about Body Armor. | I Loveeee Strawberry Banana Body Armor , These The Only Ones I Drink 😊 |