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Hm, yeah, Gonzo style, he knows his shit.
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That's tough.
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"Fruition to be transmitted in four." What does...
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Just focus on the visuals,
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different face mapped onto a live performer.
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According to those stipulations.
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Fringe is a possibility...
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Deadline's at four, we need to know if it's workable by two.
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Can't happen.
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It has to.
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Our Embeds have ruled out the major players.
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It's not AQ, not IRA, this is what's left,
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radicals, hate groups,
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people who threaten yourself or the royals.
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They're being pulled in even as we speak.
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And more than questioning I hope.
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Somebody knows something.
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(news reader) If we all do it more
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then there'll be less waste overall
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lying around whenever the bin men...
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Is it still not on the telly?
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Nothing, must be a hoax.
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Or a black-out.
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Oh! Heads up.
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Some major breaking news here now on UKN,
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in the last few minutes
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it's been confirmed that Susannah, Duchess of Beaumont,
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has been kidnapped.
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A video uploaded anonymously
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to the Internet, appears to depict the princess
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pleading for her life.
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The video also contains a bizarre ransom demand
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of a personal nature involving the Prime Minister.
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This is followed by a detailed list of instructions
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relating to the enactment of this demand.
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As police round up potential suspects...
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Good morning.
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...this UKN news viewer video shows armed officers
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raiding an address in Bradford,
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a man thought to be connected with a religious pressure group
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can be seen being dragged to a waiting van.
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Details regarding the...
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If it's terrorists, they'll take her head off.
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Fuck's sake, man.
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Just saying.
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They'll be asking for a million quid or something.
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They want him to do it with a pig.
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Telegraph has the whole video
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and an interactive time line, Tonilee Stark,
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brief mention of the ransom being a sex act,
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nothing too gross.
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The Sun runs with "Taken, Big Brother Susannah" the...
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Of course I still want that drink.
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(Malaika) Well then give me something.
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It's not... that won't be possible.
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I'm friendly when I drink, very friendly when I'm grateful.
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There's no comment at this time.
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(disconnects)
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(photo click)
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The Guardian are running a fucking live blog,
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and a short think piece on the historical symbolism of the pig.
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(phone beep)
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(Newsreader) ...4pm deadline now only five hours away,
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UKN's Damon Brown analyses the public reaction to the crisis.
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(Damon) It's a day like no other.
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The kidnapped video has now been watched
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by over 18 million people.
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The social networking sites are abuzz
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with an estimated 10,000 tweets per minute.
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So while we wait for Downing Street
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to make a formal response,
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there's no doubt that the nation is voicing its opinion.
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I don't think anyone should concede to
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any sort of humiliation under that kind of threat.
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I couldn't bare to see that and watch that.
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I won't personally be tuning in,
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I mean just thinking about it, it's horrible.
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(woman) That's disgusting,
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it is disgusting if you think about it.
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(man) It's going to be disgusting,
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but after that, he's going to be a hero.
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(woman) People abroad will look at him
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like he is totally insane, and maybe take his position away.
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(woman) It would be absolutely hilarious to see that on TV.
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(man) Nothing too abnormal for Prime Ministers and MPs,
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they're all deviant, sexual deviants,
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all MPs and Prime Ministers.
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We've been squeezing hard, but still nothing concrete.
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It is my house, you cannot stop me
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while you're standing in my doorway.
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You are touching my door handle.
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Can I have a word?
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It won't come to that.
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And if they don't find her?
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Mi5 have got a name. They're surrounding the place now.
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Where?
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What?
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Where's the place?
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- Truro. - Why are you lying?
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What?
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