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Furry and scaly damn
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Neutral
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The only thing that stops a depressed guy with a gun is a physiologist with a gun. << [NAME]
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Surprise
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Well, I guess that explains my gf mood now
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Optimism
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My two favorite things, The Office and The Show. combined in one reference. Life is good.
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Affection
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I don't feel so financially secure
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Fear
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I know a guy who is 25 (same age as me) and has FOUR. I would hate my life so much.
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Anger
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Hearsay as usual, no proof, [NAME] computer proves he needs help.
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Neutral
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I had so many avatars named after Star Wars characters on Millsbury. I miss it 😭😭😭
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Neutral
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Bugger them all
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Neutral
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[NAME] is one of my favorite [NAME]. I would love for him to come home to LA
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Affection
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Huh? Mutts are usually healthier than pure-breds. It's the pure-bred dogs that have weird genetic issues.
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Affection
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I'm sorry, I'm new. Included the TL;DR and age alrdy. Thank you!
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Affection
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The level of envyness far too much
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Anger
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Yeah, surely this is *exactly* what democracy is?
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Fear
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haha love it!
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Affection
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yeah you got wooshed way too hard
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Sadness
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I'm still surprised this thing is only 2 Lanes in each direction
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Fear
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Why the fuck does this exist
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Anger
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Let your work speak for itself IMO.
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Neutral
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Oh no... It's never had sex before.
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Neutral
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So do I. But you can't just blame it all on the dude.
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Neutral
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Well it does appear to be a gold/bronze Cadillac. And I think I see a flat bill in the front seat.
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Fear
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The Supreme Court has already ruled the police have no obligation to protect you. They are there to enforce laws.
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Neutral
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I would not feed her anything that would cause extra butt wiping. No effing burrito!
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Anger
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I remember hearing a story about this type of highway camaraderie once from a trucker who helped a woman escape a man... wonder if it was your mom
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Surprise
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This is what I always do.. is this not normal?
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Neutral
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the Browns called. They would be happy to help you end your career
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Neutral
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that’s awful🤣🤣
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Disgust
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Poor fella just got his arms out of plaster and we’re already making fun of him
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Happiness
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Good thing the races weren’t reversed otherwise we would be organizing a march or rally instead of having a good laugh.
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Neutral
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I don't necessarily hate them, but then again, I dislike it when people breed while knowing how harsh life is.
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Anger
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You most def are a quality human. This story just warms my heart.
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Affection
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I’m in my second year. Still closeted. Still uncomfortable with my body and sexuality. Still socially awkward.
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Sadness
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That was a perfectly crafted joke and I see nothing wrong here.
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Happiness
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That thang juicy
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Happiness
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This is a huge stretch, but I would enjoy seeing some tweets from her hubby about it...
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Happiness
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Hahaha dude that was *so* well put
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Affection
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Of course. Queen!
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Neutral
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came here to say this. i've watched it through more than five times at this point. one of my absolute favorites.
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Happiness
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[NAME] so much hate.
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Sadness
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Thank you! I will!
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Affection
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This seems like something that would be hilarious as a parody
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Happiness
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This definitely was what I was thinking too. With the things that go on nowadays, I wouldnt be suprised!
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Neutral
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> If you actually believe they are still a threat oh, if only it *were* up to me...
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Anger
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I just watched the entire episode. They never once hint that they were having an affair. That information didn't come from the show.
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Affection
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She is :(
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Neutral
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Would love to share this on twitt and FB ...
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Affection
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Oh [NAME] it's [NAME] against dinosaurs again
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Anger
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That’s cool. I didn’t know they had cameras like that. Thank you for sharing :)
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Affection
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What's even worse: the deciding voter refused to support the subway because he was strangely obsessed with a horse & buggy transit plan from 1858.
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Surprise
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Exercising. Yoga. Meditation. Walks out by myself. ( walking meditation) Good friends. Time with good friends.
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Happiness
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2 is washed out, 6 and 10 are too dark. Also imgur showed me a bald naked chimpanzee right after your last picture and I nearly choked.
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Disgust
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What is this from?
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Surprise
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Yeah, I mean we’re all just in their wake over here. I’m humbled.
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Affection
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Why did he think that you work there? People visit hospitals all the time.
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Fear
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Roger that thanks
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Affection
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welcome to the community, my good dude!
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Affection
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They're holding out for as much as possible... some mysteries arent that hard to solve
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Neutral
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Weirdly I never heard of this show till I saw it on the RTE player this morning, and now this post... Maybe its a sign?
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Fear
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In the wild, it’s expected that something unexpected will always happen i guess
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Optimism
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Can’t even tell what’s happening here. This isn’t cringe.
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Fear
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I’m kind of out of the loop... is THIS the big Chungus?
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Surprise
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Don't cry for me, Argentina.
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Sadness
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Sorry im a french guy
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Sadness
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!remindme 7 months
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Neutral
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Umm did you see the guy? Serious question. He looks like he gets into fights at the bar
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Anger
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I hate the marvel stuff. I do love stuff like murder mountain and you. So that’s a hit for me in the last month.
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Affection
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an interesting trade would be [NAME] and a 1st to the Mavs for [NAME]. and [NAME]
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Neutral
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At least they've got their hand-cry coordination down.
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Neutral
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My score per minute is terrible because I only snipe so asking the wrong person. Sorry dude
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Sadness
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> but it isn't just motivated in hate Selfishness and greed, then? The need to dominate in order to feel powerful?
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Anger
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I love when you get the text afterwards - my last donation apparently saved a life in Cairns! Really cheered me up actually.
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Affection
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What I’m hearing is you’re under 15. /r/teenagers is that way
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Surprise
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I don't even care about the draft, I've tasted playoff hopes and I'm not going back.
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Neutral
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Oh [NAME], someone did it already, and it was 3 DAYS AGO O.O
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Surprise
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Why.?
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Fear
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I know many bf who would be excited for that
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Happiness
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Don’t tempt me. Maybe do like a photoshoot.. that might work..
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Affection
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Nobody said they don't have the right. It's still embarrassing.
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Disgust
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That's exactly what I said and not arguing in bad faith at all. I applaud your intellectual honesty and hope your sexually repressed dystopia is swiftly enacted.
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Affection
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Got to love the people who decry a two-colour view of the world by painting it all monochrome
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Affection
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It's not so uplifting that it's guaranteed to die in the Senate...
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Neutral
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Im more impressed with the non-toxic team work! Good job!
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Affection
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Which sex communicates better? Typically women. Don't judge this guy like your girlfriends. he sounds pretty normal to me.
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Surprise
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He kinda looks like [NAME]
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Affection
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You're taking all of this WAY too literally AND making a lot of assumptions.
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Anger
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Why not both
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Neutral
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Come on, I want to know how it goes.
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Surprise
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How are you doing man? I mean, what's up in your life right now? You seem really miserable tbh.
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Neutral
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She did NOT try hard, that's the problem.
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Affection
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Wait, this is actually a really interesting point. That could/should play a factor if he‘s a legitimate candidate.
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Affection
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WHY IS THERE WOMAN ON MY ENTERTAINMENT??????????
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Neutral
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My wife is going to hate me for laughing my ass of when I tell her this later. Worth it!
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Neutral
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If he didn't know the damn roster so well, I'd have assumed he was a Pats fan troll.
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Neutral
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I also think license should be spelled liscence btw, so don't feel bad
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Affection
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You have to spit into a plastic vial. It would take some decent effort to pull that off.
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Neutral
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Now **that** is a spicy meata balle
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Neutral
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You are what's ruining America
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Anger
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Downtown Charlotte at a pretty nice restaurant too Edit: missed the when part. This happened around spring 2017
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Affection
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that's an adventure!
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Happiness
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