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I feel you mate
Neutral
All jokes aside my birthday is January 2nd as well if yours really is
Neutral
People are legitimately monsters.
Anger
The average person here could go their whole life without ever seeing a gun. The gangs and such yeah they manage to get guns one way or another
Neutral
That’s so cute I wish I was that talented at drawing haha. I love art like that it’s adorable
Affection
Absolutely. If we plan on doing nothing, I’d be content buying myself some flowers and spending a night in taking care of my own business.
Affection
They both crazy
Happiness
I have always loved [NAME], love the deadpan humor of him and peavis, and he's just a talented and amusing guy.
Affection
Nobody knows. Lurk more.
Neutral
Wow dan I like being up at 4am....
Affection
You still look cranky, goodnight.
Neutral
He hide his tears behind that fedora
Neutral
Man we better not lose this like the [NAME] game.
Anger
Not having sex doesn't mean you can't talk about it especially if the ultimate goal is proper coexistence.
Anger
🤷🏼‍♀️ I was wondering the same thing. It looked almost like a teriyaki.
Surprise
I don't have children yet so I will just have a long conversation with my balls tonight
Sadness
I'll try to stay patient.
Optimism
I'm sitting at 7.5 Do I do it?
Surprise
C'mon Mr [NAME], you're not going to eat all that watermelon.
Surprise
Also thanks to 4chan
Affection
No because thats stupid
Anger
Pull back too far while using too short of an arrow.
Neutral
AM I BEING DETAINED?
Neutral
That may work in General, but I think there’d still be problems.
Neutral
Don’t tweets have to be formatted a certain way? Only thing I can think of
Neutral
Then who is it? I've mixed results with all fighters, but I definitely lose to [NAME] the most.
Surprise
"This is a warning, there's a bomb in spar, we're giving you circa 100 years to get out"
Neutral
too cold hurts my teeth, so i just drink whatever comes out of my sink
Sadness
I'm just going to do what r/soccer done over Christmas and take it off.
Neutral
Can confirm. I've been trying to get out of bed for an hour and 15 minutes
Neutral
You made eye contact. Or flinched. Or were just alive and walking down the street.
Surprise
The most sense the internet has produced in a long time. [NAME] bless this dude.
Desire
**DRUMPF IS FINISHED** - said every liberal, every day, for the past three years.
Neutral
Hahha i agree but i still want him to say sorry.
Affection
Speech should be illegal if it is an incitement to violence or a call to commit crime. Everything else, however repulsive it might be, must be legal
Anger
No it’s true. However it is time to rethink how we recycle clothing in cities and the elimination of donation bins is step one.
Anger
The complete series is on Hulu just finished watching it. Definitely recommend
Neutral
I certainly got what I asked for. Thanks. DI mixups are so cool.
Affection
the young and the goal-less Thanks TSN, i hate it
Affection
You can't be serious.
Anger
[NAME] might steal this format if that’s ok with you lol
Happiness
I got a far related cousin that killed himself this exact way. A branch punched back the chainsaw right back at his forehead.
Neutral
To be honest he doesn't have to be sorry for smoking weed. Your neighbor is a yuppy.
Anger
Is this our year ????
Neutral
Honestly, they changed writers and it's been pretty good so far, maybe one or two not great episodes this season.
Affection
Gets kinda itchy.
Fear
There's piece of shit 2 bedroom homes in Palo Alto that cost 3 million. Those schools are damn good though.
Affection
here for me scenes of [NAME] being dragged by her children
Neutral
You know what they say, when everyone around you is and asshole, maybe it's you who is the asshole.
Anger
Stop using your corporate jargon around here!
Anger
Thank you for your service
Affection
I thought it was going to cut to them still trying to get it out of its mouth! When the kid was holding it again I lost it
Sadness
Wonderful, [NAME] can just go ahead and quit politics right now then. (ref)
Affection
The power dynamics argument is one of the most ridiculous arguments ever - unless it’s someone who has a *direct* influence on your life or outcomes.
Optimism
This is an incredible insight I've never thought of before. loyalty vs disloyalty, compared to care vs harm, I mean.
Surprise
Typo...RBG lol
Happiness
Thats sexist AF, man boobs are a thing smh my head
Neutral
I'm accusing you of framing [NAME] for murder. Where are your records?
Neutral
Thank you [NAME] for helping us keep our wisdom!
Affection
That was fun.
Happiness
Well, ok then nevermind. I'm surrounded by people I mostly disagree with, but I honestly don't know anyone that I would call outright evil.
Fear
He's also a chaser and is convinced that shouting at someone is an escalation from a shooting spree. He is incredibly dumb.
Neutral
> Sure it might make the population 4:1 [RELIGION] but it's still an awefully large mibority The population already is 4:1 [RELIGION].
Neutral
It's no secret: "He's always hungry".
Affection
Then you’re opposed to the running game. His [NAME] largely suffered because [NAME] got the juicy carries.
Neutral
[NAME].
Neutral
The age of consent is 16. It's the indecent nature of the photo that has gotten him in trouble.
Neutral
Not without giving up someone in our top 6 and probably more
Neutral
Can you stop living with this person? Engaging in it will only make it more toxic
Anger
I'm guessing they give up garbage time scores alot when they have the win in hand.
Sadness
[NAME] - I misspelt and can’t correct it now
Neutral
I am happy with North Sydney, Milson's Point or Kirribilli and happy with the 19th too!
Happiness
You could be right!
Affection
[NAME] was right! Best lipsync so far! That should be a double shantay and holy crap I think [NAME] may have just become my favorite queen!
Neutral
good. can't even describe just how terrible this entire thing was. just make 1000% sure this is the right guy.
Affection
Truth. If he had time for another relationship, he has time to pay for it.
Affection
[NAME] is 19 karma away from beating cancer. Please upvote to save this young man's life!!
Affection
How is it racist? I fail to see how.
Anger
Yeah nuance is in desperate need. The world is complex. Simple answers using simple binary thinking may not give us meaningful political discourse.
Anger
This isn't a meme its a cry for help
Anger
What the hell does metaphysics have to do with this? Also it’s a meme, get over yourself.
Anger
I get migraines too and I’m sooo tired the first two days of my period
Sadness
Ah St.Tiernan's up to no good as usual.
Affection
Really? Out of all Irish journalists? You had [NAME] and the two twat's off of Off the Ball up for grabs!
Sadness
No no, you don't thank a bot you say good bot Also happy cake day
Neutral
Just in case anyone wants to know what [NAME] spent their day doing.
Neutral
great meme chief, but an NSFW marking would be nice b/c of the swastika
Affection
What? Trolls? Actually, yeah, probably.
Affection
I think this divorce is planned so that people will stop pointing fingers at the insane rich person robbing the wealth of the people.
Neutral
> +Beal from last year would have been a 1st/2nd I beg your pardon?
Neutral
Poor kitty. All you can do is give her extra treats, playtime and cuddles.
Neutral
I'm more annoyed at the Labour MPs that didn't vote for it - I expect more from them
Anger
Best of luck to you my friend, keep going
Desire
Holy shit. Those guys are scumbags. I'm so sorry you had to go through such an awful roleplay.
Anger
What are they doing up there?
Neutral
[NAME] left too early.
Neutral
[NAME] BREAK THE GAME. WHY HAVE YOU GIVEN ALL THE KILLERS A FUCKTON OF THEM. ITS SO DAMN STUPID.
Anger
2nd one resounds with me so much, I rarely realize how little I trust other people to do any task lol
Surprise
I'm glad that this is a normal assumption to make... incels are my answer to too many things
Fear
Lmao, The first thing i did after reading is trying to do it.
Neutral