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What kind of driver never gets a speeding ticket? | A screwdriver. | 80b3a4b9ab922f7cb9c39a24ad4fd4bd |
Why did the boy throw a glass of water out the window? | He wanted to see a waterfall. | 85d9a6b1e3ae45f13e662105ef398ad3 |
Who was the invisible man's parents ? | His transparents | 8cd72075da638a8bef96df872ba779ef |
What do cars, trees, and elephants all have in common? | They all have trunks. | 90b354fd330c27c4386062dbb57096ba |
What did one rose say to the other? | "Hi Bud." | 93b14556d5625e8908f601cd0716ddef |
Why isn't your nose 12 inches long? | Because then it would be a foot. | 96e0eb338982af93c907098e86da94ab |
If you threw a green shoe into the Red Sea, what would it become? | Wet. | 9f5b88943e6f055a1502e6c2e0ea1353 |
Where does a bird go when it loses it's tail? | To a retail store. | a6bde70b98a29b10b0f0e495e8cd1a9b |
Why are fish never good tennis players? | They don't like getting close to the net. | bf4bcccfe85cb72552559edab20c7b43 |
If two shirt collars had a race, which one would win? | Neither one. It would end in a tie. | c207357d5e8acd4df88478ba8c5ef82b |
Where can you find an ocean without water? | On a map. | c3085430223f13ac1e19dea9faef7390 |
What runs around a farm but doesn't move? | A fence. | c308d75f8ee8817f4ece1b17a2e8587a |
What kind of music do mummies like? | "Wrap" music. | c7cf3a1e8bd955444b8890b8b4224076 |
Where do polar bears keep their money? | In a snow bank. | d1156cab927e68a44ff14623f8c9ad56 |
How do you stop a skunk from smelling? | Put a clothes peg on its nose! | d8a3ec936a85b6ab155be5d968dd9504 |
Why does it get hot after a baseball game? | Because all the fans have left! | e5937134309008c240032d7b68560d83 |
How does the ocean say hello to the sand? | It waves. | e697f574ee8f6dccfa506095072e00c1 |
What did one wall say to the other? | I will meet you at the corner. | e923f8c383953c2d58197aefb7a870d4 |
What question can't be answered with a yes? | Are you asleep? | f5ff7832f66e97e365d3eaf51e75e2f4 |
What is the one thing everybody in the world is doing at the same time? | Growing older. | fbe378c4c914e9e3cd51c7fd862121f4 |
What do you take off last before getting into bed? | Your feet off the floor. | ffad391a41308aecb0a549cc91b35f3c |