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@ borgellaj you know what? They`re YOUR CATS
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Did you see my message mandingo jr.!!..lol. I hope its music i`ll like.
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Going to the Star Trek premier tomorrow night, uber stoked. I don`t care if I`m a nerd, Star Trek is amazecore!!
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heard of. And you`re the first to mention him to me!
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I lost my artistic abilities
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Star Trek in IMAX with Kojikun, seastar, Brian, and George.
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I want noms
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_radio yeah :S i feel all funny cause i haven`t slept enough i woke my mum up cause i was singing she`s not impressed :S you?
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Started the week with a wedding, now ending the week with a funeral
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I`m running out of things to say, and I`m starting to think you`ll hate me for flooding your inbox with 'Philippines tour?'
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time to go to bed... and hopefully wake up to a better day niiiiiiiights yall
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_pax That sucks.
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I give it 2 snaps down how`s work going?
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thinking lots of revision tomorrow woo, hope it a sunny one.
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wasssup cocoliciousness!!! I knew u didn`t recognize me! how`s ur daughter?
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I hate dreaming that your at some awesome party and you wake up at home, there was jager at the party too
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_cass my throat hurts today. blahhh.
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ahahaha, that happens to me all the time. poor Angela!
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_tastic Awww that is sweet
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: yes she got all lovey with him& he returned the love&1thing led2 another& also wants2 know y ur mad at her
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Just planted flovers in the school garden with my 3 yr old...VERY MUCKY but GREAT FUN
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cool and aww
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HAHAHAHA...yeah you mess up that crossing and kneeling bit you will get called out...JOKING
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awe! i miss him so much. they`re on 'vacation'. which has lasted for like, six months. and i miss you!
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FYI no internets until THURSTAG!!!! after saturday i have a feeling i will become 800x more productive during those days.
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is in mourning that he is having to miss the homesssssskooooler fair today!!!
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absolutely boiling! Got factor 50+ on! Must not turn orange, must not look like oompa lumpa... My left shoulder is burnt from yesterday
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haha it will be interesting haha
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_august84 hahahaha now that is a spooky wish babes how about a lifetime supply of shoes with matching bags and constant weight?
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probably the coooolest thing we`ve ever done
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Finally a Black Disney princess.
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Just checked my bank balance. I spend like a millionaire despite the fact I am nowhere near as rich as one.
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Back at home and phone my grandma... I love her and miss her
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Ohhh french tip! My fave, my nails aren`t long enough yet tho Ill ask the manicurist
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Thanks for the interview mama! Enjoy your night
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Staying home to work on a linoleum block carving for a project (due tomorrow). There will probably be pictures.
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Grabbing coffee from then making mom breakfast
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feeling any better hon?
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Had an awesome pedicure today!!
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Goodnight!!!!!!
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Cheers *lifts coffee cup* here here for Mondays
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Another night of not sleeping
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just woke up...dont want to go into work at 4
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Burnt 3 of my fingers from trying to keep my hands warm over the rice cooker.
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i feel like ****
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people dont get into fender benders on the way to school that just doesnt happen hahahahah
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_N_Wilson C`mon, I like the superpower explanation better! LOL
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knocked up is sooo godamn funny. never gets old 'you`re tupac. you`re biggie.' lol
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not eating lunch with my wife like I wanted to
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@_hayles are u serious???? you touched his ****? ohmygod u ****!!! lol aaaaawwwwwww y did u tell me that!!!
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is bored Riah fell asleep and now I have nothing to do maybe I will go to bed good night
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Wtf why am i JUST getting up now? HM:TM today but before that... revision revision revision :/
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Watching Rugrats anndd Tweeting, of course!
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**** traffic. Going to be late!
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OMG. Missed bus, walking miles, for a coffee Went to see my ex-classmates
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haha i did! many times before!
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hey yall were amazing at bamboozle! thanks for stopping to take apicture on saturday.. seemed like you were in a rush though!
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aaa new follower! hiii
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school and work that`s it really. what about u? still in sac? or am I a tittle late
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Hope your son is okay!
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and dont tell burnsy - but no comparison between the rocky mountains and mountains in enlgland
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Had the super massive sandwich mom made last night,Ohh. It was yummy.. Btw, Happy Mother`s Day mom!!
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aww... my mom will appreciate it Much the same to your familias! When do you leave for tour?
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star treeeeek?! only one hot guy there and i get to watch him do his hot stuff woo.
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http://twitpic.com/4wij6 - my oldest nephew playin on my guitar hero drums
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Oh I know. For a while they cancelled the 5pm Oxford to Paddington every Friday evening because of staff shortages
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at work!! Agh I really need to go with you what days do you go so that I can add it to my schedule!
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I selected 4 people today out of my list. Out of 300 or so I picked the 4 that made me laugh!
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Hi Jenna. Hope all is well Just thinking of you and wishing you the best! Lots of love from over here in New York!!!
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Its raining cats and dogs here, in Mysore! Thankfully, no pigs/swines!
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baby help me with math
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what the hell is follow friday?? don`t get it
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i`m pretty bored/tried. my mom is going to be home in an hour. is fixing to leave. aww... she`s going to texas for a month..
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Stress-free is the way to be
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Headin 2 chilis Mr. Presidente`s callin my name! Then 2 the ice house
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Passing out early after the river sounds amazing. To my cozy bed with my cozy dogs
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LOL! based on my last post then, I`ll plan on using you as a reference
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So who`s going to win the Heineken Cup? Just need to know who *not* to bet on
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I had one of those in south Florida. Mowing around it could hurt
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Internet is painfully slow today
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she`s in LA, wanting sun today... but apparently LA isn`t cooperating
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_J We`re in the same boat.
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Waking up early to go to the gym
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Oh man, I feel sick. As in I might have contracted a cold... maybe from the kids` slobber on Thursday
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I don`t feel like having to reboot If only OSX supported Hibernate & Reboot in Bootcamp... -.-
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wow...you leave facebook alone for the weekend and get 60 new notifications. WHEW!
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I live for pain, bring it on
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Everything is cool now. I wish the boy was able to talk.
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it was apparently a request by the guests
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That be it, my Nathan sense was tingling.
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Erm yeah watch as it sways and collapses into the river below lol. Next time you are here we shall have to drag you there
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Obama is the ish!!!! he is funny!
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i love the new hairdo! haha, and i live in NY too, so yeah it was REALLY hott!
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I kind of miss a certain someone already. and, i never get to see him again.
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Off to my lil sisters graduation...they grow up so quick
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yes, it will finish at 7:30 tonight. Still the food has been great as has been the discussion
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thank you. we had a blast
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{{{HUGS}}} Okay, just making sure!
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and now! ITS #starwarsday!!!! To celebrate i should watch some star wars - Richard
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wish I could feel no pain (8) but it`s ok, at least they like Brazil!
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