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3 | And Lee seems just as expectant of an adoring widesmiling reception |
0 | There 's not one decent performance from the cast and not one clever line of dialogue |
0 | No amount of burning blasting stabbing and shooting can hide a weak script |
1 | It 's an odd show pregnant with moods stillborn except as a harsh conceptual exercise |
1 | Nearly all the fundamentals you take for granted in most films are mishandled here |
2 | The Armenian genocide deserves a more engaged and honest treatment |
1 | Earnest yet curiously tepid and choppy recycling in which predictability is the only winner |
1 | Ultimately this is a frustrating patchwork an uneasy marriage of Louis Begley 's source novel LRB About Schmidt RRB and an old Payne screenplay |
3 | The exploitative clumsily staged violence overshadows everything including most of the actors |
0 | We started to wonder if some unpaid intern had just typed Chris Rock ' Anthony Hopkins ' and terrorists ' into some Univaclike script machine |
1 | Even when Crush departs from the W formula it feels like a glossy rehash |
1 | More likely to have you scratching your head than hiding under your seat |
0 | Bears is even worse than I imagined a movie ever could be |
0 | When you find yourself rooting for the monsters in a horror movie you know the picture is in trouble |
1 | This is very much of a mixed bag with enough negatives to outweigh the positives |
0 | Marinated in clichés and mawkish dialogue |
1 | Whether it 's the worst movie of I ca n't say for sure Memories of Rollerball have faded and I skipped Country Bears |
0 | But this new jangle of noise mayhem and stupidity must be a serious contender for the title |
1 | LRB A RRB boldly stroked luridly coloured unidimensional nonsense machine that strokes the eyeballs while it evaporates like so much crypt mist in the brain |
1 | Not once in the rush to save the day did I become very involved in the proceedings to me it was just a matter of eh ' |
0 | Rollerball IS as bad as you think and worse than you can imagine |
1 | The first question to ask about Bad Company is why Anthony Hopkins is in it |
0 | We assume he had a bad run in the market or a costly divorce because there is no earthly reason other than money why this distinguished actor would stoop so low |
1 | Not exaggerated enough to be a parody of grossout flicks college flicks or even flicks in general |
1 | It merely indulges in the worst elements of all of them |
1 | Shame on writer\/director Vicente Aranda for making a florid biopic about mad queens obsessive relationships and rampant adultery so dull |
2 | Suffers from a decided lack of creative storytelling |
1 | Violent vulgar and forgettably entertaining |
1 | Nothing happens and it happens to flat characters |
0 | With a completely predictable plot you 'll swear that you 've seen it all before even if you 've never come within a mile of The Longest Yard |
1 | Remember back when thrillers actually thrilled |
2 | When the twist endings were actually surprising |
2 | When the violence actually shocked |
2 | When the heroes were actually under |
1 | Sadly as Blood Work proves that was a long long time ago |
1 | Blue Crush has all the trappings of an energetic extremesports adventure but ends up more of a creaky Pretty Woman '' retread with the emphasis on selfempowering schmaltz and bigwave surfing that gives pic its title an afterthought |
0 | This movie plays like an extended dialogue exercise in Retard |
0 | What we get in FearDotCom is more like something from a bad Clive Barker movie |
0 | In other words it 's badder than bad |
1 | If they broke out into elaborate choreography singing and finger snapping it might have held my attention but as it stands I kept looking for the last exit from Brooklyn |
1 | A sloppy slapstick throwback to long gone bottomofthebill fare like The Ghost and Mr Chicken |
1 | A small independent film suffering from a severe case of Hollywooditis |
1 | Where the film falters is in its tone |
1 | The story alone could force you to scratch a hole in your head |
1 | Ultimately Sarah 's dedication to finding her husband seems more psychotic than romantic and nothing in the movie makes a convincing case that one woman 's broken heart outweighs all the loss we witness |
2 | It 's supposed to be a humorous alltoohuman look at how hope can breed a certain kind of madness and strength but it never quite adds up |
0 | Feels more like a rejected XFiles episode than a credible account of a puzzling reallife happening |
2 | Some motion pictures portray ultimate passion others create ultimate thrills |
0 | Men in Black II achieves ultimate insignificance it 's the scifi comedy spectacle as WhiffleBall epic |
2 | An enigmatic film that 's too clever for its own good it 's a conundrum not worth solving |
0 | A zombie movie in every sense of the word mindless lifeless meandering loud painful obnoxious |
2 | A film that clearly means to preach exclusively to the converted |
0 | It does n't take a rocket scientist to figure out that this is a Mormon family movie and a sappy preachy one at that |
3 | Definitely a crowdpleaser but then so was the Roman Colosseum |
1 | Certainly not a good movie but it was n't horrible either |
1 | Although it starts off so bad that you feel like running out screaming it eventually works its way up to merely bad rather than painfully awful |
1 | The result is so tame that even slightly wisedup kids would quickly change the channel |
0 | It appears to have been modeled on the worst revengeofthenerds clichés the filmmakers could dredge up |
1 | Nothing but an episode of Smackdown |
2 | in period costume and with a bigger budget |
3 | It takes you somewhere you 're not likely to have seen before but beneath the exotic surface LRB and exotic dancing RRB it 's surprisingly oldfashioned |
0 | While the story is betterfocused than the incomprehensible Anne Rice novel it 's based upon Queen Of The Damned is a pointless meandering celebration of the gothvampire tortured woeisme lifestyle |
1 | It should be interesting it should be poignant it turns out to be affected and boring |
2 | A goodlooking but ultimately pointless political thriller with plenty of action and almost no substance |
0 | A tired predictable bordering on offensive waste of time money and celluloid |
0 | If Hill is n't quite his generation 's Don Siegel LRB or Robert Aldrich RRB it 's because there 's no discernible feeling beneath the chest hair it 's all bluster and cliché |
0 | Stealing Harvard will dip into your wallet swipe minutes of your time and offer you precisely this in recompense A few early laughs scattered around a plot as thin as it is repetitious |
1 | This is an insultingly inept and artificial examination of grief and its impacts upon the relationships of the survivors |
2 | Does anyone much think the central story of Brendan Behan is that he was a bisexual sweetheart before he took to drink |
0 | Martin Lawrence Live ' is so selfpitying I almost expected there to be a collection taken for the comedian at the end of the show |
1 | The dialogue is cumbersome the simpering soundtrack and editing more so |
1 | Never decides whether it wants to be a black comedy drama melodrama or some combination of the three |
1 | It has become apparent that the franchise 's best years are long past |
2 | Does what should seem impossible it makes serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer boring |
2 | Do n't hate El Crimen del Padre Amaro because it 's antiCatholic |
0 | Hate it because it 's lousy |
1 | better described as a ghost story gone badly awry |
0 | Like a bad improvisation exercise the superficially written characters ramble on tediously about their lives loves and the art they 're struggling to create |
1 | The filmmakers are playing to the Big Boys in New York and LA To that end they mock the kind of folks they do n't understand ones they figure the powerlunchers do n't care to understand either |
3 | Competently directed but terminally cute drama |
1 | The big finish is a bit like getting all excited about a chocolate eclair and then biting into it and finding the filling missing |
1 | Not just unlikable |
1 | Disturbing |
0 | Disgusting |
0 | Without any redeeming value whatsoever |
0 | This thing is virtually unwatchable |
3 | Those eternally devoted to the insanity of Black will have an intermittently good time |
0 | Feel free to go get popcorn whenever he 's not onscreen |
1 | The selfserious Equilibrium makes its point too well a movie like life is n't much fun without the highs and lows |
3 | The work of an exhausted desiccated talent who ca n't get out of his own way |
0 | The main characters are simply named The Husband The Wife and The Kidnapper emphasizing the disappointingly generic nature of the entire effort |
0 | In terms of execution this movie is careless and unfocused |
0 | Swims in mediocrity sticking its head up for a breath of fresh air now and then |
1 | The only type of lives this glossy comedydrama resembles are ones in formulaic mainstream movies |
0 | The characters are paperthin and their personalities undergo radical changes when it suits the script |
2 | A ShaNaNa sketch punctuated with graphic violence |
1 | The trouble is its filmmakers run out of clever ideas and visual gags about halfway through |
2 | Spyvs |
0 | spy action flick with Antonio Banderas and Lucy Liu never comes together |
0 | A soso madeforTV something posing as a real movie |