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0 | The disjointed mess flows as naturally as Jolie 's hideous yellow do |
3 | Bolstered by an astonishing voice cast LRB excepting Love Hewitt RRB an interesting racial tension and a storyline that I have n't encountered since at least Pete 's Dragon |
1 | An authentically vague but ultimately purposeless study in total pandemonium |
0 | Makes a joke out of car chases for an hour and then gives us half an hour of car chases |
1 | As the sulking moody male hustler in the title role LRB Franco RRB has all of Dean 's mannerisms and selfindulgence but none of his sweetness and vulnerability |
0 | The only thing to fear about Fear Dot Com '' is hitting your head on the theater seat in front of you when you doze off thirty minutes into the film |
0 | It 's too interested in jerking off in all its Byzantine incarnations to bother pleasuring its audience |
1 | Synthetic ' is the best description of this wellmeaning beautifully produced film that sacrifices its promise for a highpowered star pedigree |
1 | It concentrates far too much on the awkward interplay and utter lack of chemistry between Chan and Hewitt |
1 | Impostor ca n't think of a thing to do with these characters except have them run through dark tunnels fight off various anonymous attackers and evade elaborate surveillance technologies |
1 | Judd 's characters ought to pick up the durable best seller Smart Women Foolish Choices for advice |
1 | The script has less spice than a rat burger and The Rock 's fighting skills are more in line with Steven Seagal |
0 | This illconceived and expensive project winds up looking like a bunch of talented thesps slumming it |
1 | there 's a choppy surfaceeffect feeling to the whole enterprise |
1 | Does n't get the job done running off the limited chemistry created by Ralph Fiennes and Jennifer Lopez |
0 | A particularly joyless and exceedingly dull period comingofage tale |
1 | It 's impossible to indulge the fanciful daydreams of Janice Beard LRB Eileen Walsh RRB when her reallife persona is so charmless and vacant |
0 | it was n't the subject matter that ultimately defeated the film It was the unfulfilling incongruous wait a second did I miss something '' |
2 | ending |
1 | This is a movie where the most notable observation is how long you 've been sitting still |
0 | Poor editing bad bluescreen and ultracheesy dialogue highlight the radical action |
0 | It 's super violent superserious and superstupid |
2 | So earnest and wellmeaning and so stocked with talent that you almost forget the sheer ponderous awfulness of its script |
1 | Just a string of stale gags with no good inside dope and no particular bite |
0 | It 's Splash without the jokes |
1 | The Château would have been benefited from a sharper cleaner script before it went in front of the camera |
2 | Not to mention a sharper cleaner camera lens |
0 | Shallow noisy and pretentious |
1 | Morrissette has performed a difficult task indeed he 's taken one of the world 's most fascinating stories and made it dull lifeless and irritating |
2 | Granddad of Le Nouvelle Vague JeanLuc Godard continues to baffle the faithful with his games of hideandseek |
0 | This loud and thoroughly obnoxious comedy about a pair of squabbling workingclass spouses is a deeply unpleasant experience |
3 | It 's better than The Phantom Menace |
1 | But unless you 're an absolute raving Star Wars junkie it is n't much fun |
0 | Philosophically intellectually and logistically a mess |
1 | A standard policeoriented drama that were it not for De Niro 's participation would have likely wound up a TNT Original |
1 | Coupling disgracefully written dialogue with flailing bodily movements that substitute for acting Circuit is the awkwardly paced soap operaish story |
1 | Hollywood Ending just is n't very funny |
1 | Though clearly wellintentioned this crosscultural soap opera is painfully formulaic and stilted |
1 | A technical triumph and an extraordinary bore |
4 | I can easily imagine Benigni 's Pinocchio becoming a Christmas perennial |
1 | Coal is n't as easy to come by as it used to be and this would be a worthy substitute for naughty children 's stockings |
0 | Two hours of junk |
2 | Ends up being mostly about ravishing costumes eyefilling widescreen production design and Joan 's wacky decision to stand by her man no matter how many times he demonstrates that he 's a disloyal satyr |
2 | Selfcongratulatory misguided and illinformed if nonetheless compulsively watchable |
1 | A clumsily manufactured exploitation flick a stylefree exercise in manipulation and mayhem |
1 | The whole affair true story or not feels incredibly hokey LRB it RRB comes off like a Hallmark commercial |
1 | What 's missing is what we call the wow ' factor |
1 | The nicest thing that can be said about Stealing Harvard LRB which might have been called Freddy Gets Molested by a Dog RRB is that it 's not as obnoxious as Tom Green 's Freddie Got Fingered |
1 | Tara Reid plays a college journalist but she looks like the sixtime winner of the Miss Hawaiian Tropic Pageant so I do n't know what she 's doing in here |
1 | The young stars are too cute the story and ensuing complications are too manipulative the message is too blatant the resolutions are too convenient |
1 | Normally Rohmer 's talky films fascinate me but when he moves his setting to the past and relies on a historical text he loses the richness of characterization that makes his films so memorable |
2 | I highly recommend Irwin but not in the way this film showcases him |
0 | It 's been months and preview screenings since I last walked out on a movie but Resident Evil really earned my indignant preemptive departure |
1 | This picture is mostly a lump of runofthemill profanity sprinkled with a few remarks so geared toward engendering audience sympathy that you might think he was running for office or trying to win over a probation officer |
2 | Malone does have a gift for generating nightmarish images that will be hard to burn out of your brain |
1 | But the movie 's narrative hook is way too muddled to be an effectively chilling guilty pleasure |
3 | Though it goes further than both anyone who has seen The Hunger or Cat People will find little new here but a tasty performance from Vincent Gallo lifts this tale of cannibal lust above the ordinary |
1 | A Blair Witch style adventure that plays like a bad soap opera with passable performances from everyone in the cast |
0 | Diaz wears out her welcome in her most charmless performance |
1 | It is too bad that this likable movie is n't more accomplished |
0 | The actors try hard but come off too amateurish and awkward |
1 | The plot has a number of holes and at times it 's simply baffling |
1 | An illconceived jumble that 's not scary not smart and not engaging |
1 | Brainless but enjoyably overthetop the retro gang melodrama Deuces Wild represents fifties teengang machismo in a way that borders on roughtrade homoeroticism |
1 | Gets bogged down by an overly sillified plot and stopandstart pacing |
2 | What John does is heroic but we do n't condone it '' one of the film 's stars recently said a tortuous comment that perfectly illustrates the picture 's moral schizophrenia |
1 | Like coming into a longrunning wellwritten television series where you 've missed the first halfdozen episodes and probably wo n't see the next six |
1 | Its generic villains lack any intrigue LRB other than their funny accents RRB and the action scenes are poorly delivered |
0 | Dripping with cliche and bypassing no opportunity to trivialize the material |
1 | Hardcore slasher aficionados will find things to like but overall the Halloween series has lost its edge |
0 | Stiff and schmaltzy and clumsily directed |
1 | The story the movie tells is of Brian De Palma 's addiction to the junkcalorie suspense tropes that have all but ruined his career |
2 | Too many improbabilities and rosecolored situations temper what could 've been an impacting film |
2 | Generic slashermovie nonsense but it 's not without style |
1 | With tiny little jokes and nary an original idea this sappy ethnic sleeper proves that not only blockbusters pollute the summer movie pool |
1 | It sticks rigidly to the paradigm rarely permitting its characters more than two obvious dimensions and repeatedly placing them in contrived wellworn situations |
1 | Ever see one of those comedies that just seem like a bad idea from frame one |
0 | Once IceT sticks his mug in the window of the couple 's BMW and begins haranguing the wife in bad stage dialogue all credibility flies out the window |
2 | The best drug addition movies are usually depressing but rewarding |
1 | Quitting however manages just to be depressing as the lead actor phones in his autobiographical performance |
0 | It would be great to see this turd squashed under a truck preferably a semi |
2 | In the end all you can do is admire the ensemble players and wonder what the point of it is |
0 | For most movies minutes is short but this one feels like a life sentence |
2 | While Glover the irrepressible eccentric of River 's Edge Dead Man and Back to the Future is perfect casting for the role he represents Bartleby 's main overall flaw |
1 | Shatner is probably the funniest person in the film which gives you an idea just how bad it was |
0 | Tries so hard to be quirky and funny that the strain is all too evident |
3 | As immaculate as Stuart Little is it could be a lot better if it were well more adventurous |
1 | Simply a rehash of the other seven films |
0 | With jump cuts fast editing and lots of pyrotechnics Yu clearly hopes to camouflage how bad his movie is |
1 | He fails |
2 | I found myself more appreciative of what the director was trying to do than of what he had actually done |
0 | A very depressing movie of many missed opportunities |
1 | Goes on and on to the point of nausea |
1 | By turns numbingly dullwitted and disquietingly creepy |
0 | Boy has this franchise ever run out of gas |
1 | One problem with the movie directed by Joel Schumacher is that it jams too many prefabricated story elements into the running time |
0 | The comedy is nonexistent |
1 | a bland pretentious mess |
1 | It 's a pedestrian flat drama that screams out amateur ' in almost every frame |
1 | A bland animated sequel that hardly seems worth the effort |