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And they're watching you, you putz.

they're following you, dummy.

Maybe I can knock over a liquor store while everyone's planting trees.

I could raid that liquor store in the meantime, while everyone's betting on the damn trees.

Would that help you to forget how completely you screwed my life up?

would it help you to forget how you fucked up my life?

But if you take away my free time, I will get you iced.

if you take my time, I will destroy you.

What, you think it's a coincidence that the black coach kept the only little black girl in the running?

what, do you think it's a coincidence that a black coach lets a single little black guy in the game?

This is crazy!

this is bullshit!

What the JP Morgan is going on around here?

what the hell is going on here?

Well, it is lame, but it's not an excuse.

yeah, it's pathetic, but it's no excuse.

Ride for ruin... ...and the world's ending!

go to the destruction of the world!

Argh!

fuck!

Be a sweetheart and shove him out the window.

be nice and throw him out the window.

A naked knight, apparently.

naked knight, obviously.

She knew the dirty water would get to you.

she knew dirty water would kill you.

They looked rotten, I thought, the demon of jealousy burning within me.

they look nasty, I thought, tormented by a demon of jealousy.

Don't be a tease.

don't be a pussy.

Quiet, you.

shut up!

(Squeals) oh, mrs. Solis, you smell.

oh, Mrs. Solis, you stink.

These lessons are useless.

the lessons are useless.

How do you live in New York and not have a single Percocet?

how the fuck can anyone live in New York and not have a single Percocet?

I'll cut it up.

I'll cut her up.

Don't you ever say his name!

don't even mention his name, you whore!

Growing up, he was the smart guy. I was the dope.

he was the smart one, and I was the dumb one.

So stop putting on airs for your unctuous son.

so stop pretending in front of your slimy son.

Think I'm a liar.

you've got a liar.

Why are you trying to kill me?

why do you want to kill me?

Your living body will not tell me how to break the runes, but your corpse will!"

if your living body doesn't tell me how to cross the runes, your corpse will do it! '

What crimes did Daniel commit that he not only paid with his life but that you expect me to tell the most vile, despicable lies about him?

what crimes Daniel committed that not only did he pay for his life, but that you still expect me to call him the sickest lies?

If you say you can, you might.

if you say you can't, you'll die.

You can't let one bad experience derail your whole life.

you can't leave one stupid experience to derail your entire life.

Gee, what are you people, a Pritikin order?

what on earth are you, Pritkin's order?

Performers dressing up as savages and eating live animals.

comedians dress like savages and live animals.

Hey, keep it quiet, and jump down chute number three!

hey, shut up and jump in the pipe number three.

It's Hobson's choice again, you knothead; you must stay aboard and wait for Graham to show up.

it's useless again, you dimwit; you have to stay on board and wait for Graham to show up.

Infeld: My chances of siring any more offspring are practically nil since that bull trampled on my left stone in Pamplona.

my chances of spawning other descendants are virtually nil since the bull in Pamplona stamped on my left testicle.

Yeah, that is so wrong.

yeah, it really sucks.

You're not gonna fleece my sister.

you're not jerking my sister.

Just tell us where he's going, we'il intercept.

just tell us where he's going and we'll cut him out.

Human resources says it's against the law to just hire a bunch of white people because that's discrimination.

the human resources department says it's illegal to hire a bunch of white guys' cause that's discrimination.

Suffer us not, in our last hour, for any pains of death, to fall from your grace.

get rid of the suffering at our last hour, for any pain of death, for us to fall in your disgrace.

Come back here, you little raven!

come here, you miserable raven!

Oh, hell, Society, I ain't going down in that ditch.

damn it, Society, I'm not going to the hole.

I am not a hooker.

I'm not a whore!

Excuse me, who was the one who presented three chocolate willies at the harvest festival?

I'm sorry, but who brought three chocolate penises to the finish line?

I've had 20 years without you, so button it!

I've lived without you for 20 years, so shut up!

No one wants that evil inside them.

no one wants the devil in him.

Well, alls I'm saying is, I don't want to meet the guy who wants me dead.

I just want to say I don't want to meet a guy who wants me dead.

Today, a delicious hot dog will cost you $2.50. But, back when the stand first opened, in 1955, You could get one for only a nipple.

you're gonna have a hot dog for $2.50 today, but by the time you opened up in 1955, you'd have given it a mere nipple.

What does that little punk have to do with all that, anyway?

what does this fool have to do with anything?

(Laughs) That's very naughty, Jean.

that's very dirty, Jean.

The monkey, he'll be just...

monkey, it's just...

Was it not better to follow a charismatic leader to the gates of Hell, rather than a mediocre general to a dull defeat?

wasn't it better to follow the enchanting leader to the brother of hell than any of the average general for a stupid defeat?

If Buisson suspects anything, we won't get him alive.

if Buisson suspects anyone, he'll kill them all.

You know, if you want to kill some time.

if you want to kill yourself a little bit.

Classic moment of Western movie, where hero holds bad guy up in air, then humiliates with tree wedgie.

now it is a typical moment in a Western hero to lift his lump and humiliate him by hanging him up.

I fucking made it.

fuck, I've done it.

We didn't know Tony had turned a bit gay.

Tony turned out to be a faggot.

But here was Eunice, lovely as a flower and cute as a kitten, painted to look like a mermaid, and-Joe, this is the silly part.

but there was Eunik, sluggish as a flower, and cute as a kitten, painted to look like a mermaid, and - Joe, now it's silly.

If those fat, complacent ancestors of ours had taken the trouble to learn more about their enemy, we might have escaped disaster.

if only our stupid, self-satisfied ancestors had given the job to find out more about our enemy, we could have prevented the catastrophe.

Hey, don't be tricking me, you little Latin-speaking 1 3-year-old .

hey, don't try tricks on me, you 13-year-old latinum.

Please, fix my knee so I can get revenge at the tap dance championship.

I'll cut my knee so I can get revenge for her.

I carried you 16 freakin' miles on my back.

I was carrying you 16 fucking miles on my back.

Almost crippled By misery By misery

nearly a mother-of-a-bitch suffering

Is it so bad being gay, that you can't talk about it?

it's so bad to be gay, you can't talk about it.

Cause the bridge is out, signs missing. I've been driving these dirt roads for the last 7 hours!

there's no signs, I've wandered around on those damn roads for seven hours.

Don't insult man's superior intellect here, blud!

don't insult my intelligence, nigger!

Tony says, "aw, hell no! I ain't yo' slave!"

Tony said "no fucking way, I'm not your slave!"

I worked for years to get where I am today.

I've worked my ass for years.

Maybe today's the day it all comes back to bite us on the bum.

maybe today is the day when it turns against us and bites us in the butt.

You know, we could starve to death out here.

we're gonna starve to death.

I'm just saying-- you're worried about my smell and you're drinking my urine?

I'm just stating... you have my smell, but do you mind taking my piss?

Chet, this is bull .

Chet, this is bullshit.

It's full up with, like, gold and silver and, like, Jewels.

it's stuffed with shit like gold, silver and jewelry.

Don't piss me off!.

don't fuck with me!

Your eyes are doves.

your eyes are like pigeons.

You look a little flushed.

you're a little red.

Nasty stuff, that juniper.

nice piece of shit, that juniper.

You, Madicken, or Fatso here?

you, Madyna, or your fat stupid bridegroom?

The wrong decision and I die.

wrong decision, and I'm going to die.

I grabbed her and she pulled away.

I grabbed her and she jerked off.

They wouldn't need one. He says if you use too much of your powers at once,

he says that if you use too much force at once, it will kill you.

Hey! Wiggle worm, you see this?

hey, motherfucker, you see that?

Listen, uh, Dick, I'm sorry, uh, to bother you like this, but, uh, uh, your-your-your car is gonna have to be moved.

listen, Dick, I don't want to interrupt, but... you have to move your car.

It's got pool balls all over it.

he's got a pool of balls all around.

There were dogs of all sorts: bulldogs, Skye terriers, brown English terriers, and various mongrels.

they were dogs of all kinds: Bulldogs, skyeterriers, brown English terriers and different bastards.

Or gored, with the horns.

or stab the horns.

Good morning, clods.

hello, dumb-ass.

A cop was killed by the Salvadorans.

Salvadorans killed a cop.

He's got his tail out, going round the Rockery of Gibraltar.

he ran his butt off as he rode past Gibraltar's rock.

Are you seriously out with me just to piss off my dad? Yeah.

you really took me out just to piss off your dad?

She's in the ground because of you.

she's dead because of you.

# You tune me in, pretty baby

you can tune me up, pussycat

You along for the ride, long as everything is groovy, but then you're gonna kick me when I'm down.

you bring it with me when everything is fine, but when I'm on my knees, you're gonna kick me!

Although, if you take much more blood, I think I might faint.

but if you take any more blood, I'm going to faint.

I know I look like roadkill.

I know I look like hell.

You have enough to buy an estate.

you have enough to buy yourself a virgin.

Why the big cover-up in the death of a prostitute?

why would anyone hide the death of a prostitute.

More rushes!

more witches!

You'll probably grow up queer, you know that?

you're probably gonna be a faggot, you know that?

Totally lame!

utterly pathetic.

Goddammit, that's not all!

God damn it, that's not all.